User:Soso123/Daily Song Misheard Lyrics

Day	Song	Artist	Original Lyrics	Misheard Lyrics
1	Blank Space	Taylor Swift	"Got a long list of ex-lovers"	"Gotta love these Starbucks lovers"
2	Stitches	Shawn Mendes	"Shaking, falling onto my knees"	"Chicken falling onto monkeys"
3	Good For You	Selena Gomez	"I'm on my 14 carats, I'm 14 carats, doing it up like Midas"	"I'm only farting carrots, I'm farting carrots, doing it up like my dad's"
4	Royals	Lorde	"You can call me queen bee, and baby I'll rule (I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule) let me live that fantasy"	"You can call me green bean, and baby I'll rule, let me leave that Fanta sea"
5	Dark Horse	Katy Perry	"So you wanna play with magic"	"So you wanna play with my di**"
6	All By Myself:	Celine Dion	"All by myself, I wanna be all by myself"	"Obama's elf, I wanna be Obama's elf"
7	Break Free	Ariana Grande ft. Zedd	"I only want to die alive / I'm stronger then I've been before"	"I only want to die a lot / I'll show you what I'm briefing for"
8	Paradise	Coldplay	"Para, para, paradise, para, para, paradise, ooooooohhhhh"	"Parrot, parrot, parrot dies, parrot, parrot, parrot dies, ooooooohhhhh"
9	Roar:	Katy Perry	"I got the eye of the tiger, the fire, dancing in the fire, cause I am the champion, and you're gonna hear me roar, louder, louder, louder than the lion, cause I am the champion and you're gonna head me roar"	"I gotta iron the tiger, the fire, dancing in the wire, let's iron the chimpin, and you're gonna head meat raw, louder, louder, louder than the lier, let's iron the chimpin and you're gonna here meat raw"
10	Empire State Of Mind	Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys	"In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of"	"In New York, caught cream junk-o wedgey tomato"
11	Chandelier	Sia	"I'm gonna fly, like a bird on the night, feel my tears as it dries"	"I'm gonna fart, like a burp called the night, feel my teeth as it's light"
12	Colors	Halsey	"Everything is blue, his pills, his hands his jeans, and I'm covered in the colors {this part is unknown}	"Everything is blue, his pills, his Celsius jeans and I'm covered in the colors blowing part of the scenes"
13	Clarity	Zedd ft. Foxes	"Cause you are, the piece of me, I wish I didn't need"	Cause you are, the piece of meat, I wish I didn't eat"
14	This Is What You Came For	Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna	"Baby, this is what you cane for, lightning, strikes everytime she moves, now everybody's watching her, but she's looking at you"	"Baby, this is what you came for, Latte, strikes everytime she moos, now everybody's watching herbs, but she's looking plateau"
15	Black Widow	Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora	"Than to mess with me, honey"	"Than to mess with Rihanna"
16	Bang Bang	Jessie J ft. Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj	"Back, back seat of car"	"Bang bang, see the Macau"
17	Hey Mama	David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj, Bebe Rexha and Afrojack	"Be my woman girl and I'll be your man / Banging my drum in dum didi day"	"Be my Obama girl and I'll be your man / Banging mam dumb in dumb didi day"
18	Bang My Head	David Guetta ft. Sia and Fetty Wap	"Now I felt light-headed, now I know I will not fall, I will rise above it all"	"Now I felt like headache, now I know I will not born, I will ride a BUFFALO!!!"
19	Problem	Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea	"Tell that tell me baby, why won't you leave me / I got one less problem without ya..."	"Tell that salad baby, why won't you leaf me / I got one less prom without ya..."
20	Love Story	Taylor Swift	"You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess"	"You'll be the prince and I'll be the prince *ss"
21	Burn	Ellie Goulding	"Strike it now, play it now"	"Chicken trash can oh wow" OR "Chicken marsh, pay it now"
22	Bleeding Love	Leona Lewis	"You cut me open and I"	"You call me your banana"
23	Wildest Dreams	Taylor Swift	"Standing in a nice dress"	"Standing in an ice chest"
24	All About That Bass	Meghan Trainor	"Working on Photoshop"	"Working on foriegn shelves"
25	Our Song	Taylor Swift	"The first date man I didn't kiss her and I should have"	"The first day man I didn't kiss around the shithouse"
26	Shake It Off	Taylor Swift	"And the fakers gonna fake fake fake fake fake"	"And the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake"
27	If You Seek Amy	Britney Spears	"Cause all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy"	"Cause all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F, U, C, * me"
28	Story Of My Life	OneDirection	"I take her home, I drive all night, to keep her warm in time"	"I take a hoe, I drive all night, to keep a worm in time"
29	Fancy	Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX	"Can't you taste this gold, remember my name, bout to blowwww"	"Can't you taste this goat/scone, remember my name, butt to blowwww"
30	Lean On	Major Lazer ft. MO	"Blow a kiss, fire a gun"	"Butt kiss, fired gum"
31	Monster	Eminem ft. Rihanna	"I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed"	"I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed"
32	Soap	Melanie Martinez	"I think I left the faucet running"	"I think I left the fart set running"
33	Elastic Heart	Sia	"Well I've got thick skin and an elastic heart, but your blade might be too sharp, I'm (TBC)"	"Well I've got pink skin and an elastic coc*, surely my ti*s will shine bright"
34	One Last Time	Ariana Grande	"I know I should have fought it / And I know, and I know she gives you everything"	"I know I should have farted / An emo, an emo, an emoji gives you everything"
35	Birthday	Katy Perry	"Make it like your birthday everyday"	"Make you lick your buttcrack everyday"
36	Love Me Like You Do	Ellie Goulding	"Love me like you do, to, to, touch me like you do"	"Love me like a dude, to, to, touch me like a dude"
37	Faded	Alan Walker	"What I needed"	"Woah I'm naked"
38	Rude	MAGIC!!!	"Saturday morning, jumped out of bed, and put on my best suit"	"Saturday morning, jumped at a bear, and put on my bear suit"
39	Heathens	Twenty One Pilots	"All my friends are heathens take it slow"	"All my friends are heating take it slow"
40	Tears	Clean Bandit ft. Louisa Johnson	"And I'll get over you"	"Walking over you"
41	Anaconda	Nicki Minaj	"My anaconda don't"	"My anna calles the dope"
42	Call Me Maybe	Carly Rae Jepsen	"Pennies and dimes for a kiss"	"Panties and dimes for a kiss"
43	Bad Romance	Lady Gaga	"I don't wanna be friends" (Then lyrics sung with French)	"I don't wanna be French" (Then lyrics sung with French)
44	What The Heart Wants	Selena Gomez	"What the heart wants, what the heart wants, what the heart wants, wants, wants, wants"	"What the fu** why, what the fu** why, what the fu** why, why, why, why"
45	Flashlight	Jessie J	"Stuck in the dark but you're my flashlight"	"Stuck in the duck but you're my flashlight"
46	Cold Water	Major Lazer ft. Justin Bieber and MO	"We shouldn't be drowning on our own"	"We sh*t and pee drowning on your own"
47	Firework	Katy Perry	"Like the fourth of July"	"Like the fart of July"
48	Diamonds	Rihanna	"We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky"	"We're beautiful like diamonds in this guy"
49	Drag Me Down	One Direction	"The shell of a man that can never be his best"	"The shell of a mannequin that can never pee his best"
50	Dangerous Woman	Ariana Grande	"Makes me wanna do things that I shouldn't"	"Makes me wanna do things like add sugar"
51	Animals	Maroon 5	"Like animals' paws"	"Like animals' balls"
52	Way	Ariana Grande ft. Mac Miller	"I know the way, I know the way"	"I'm overweight, I'm overweight"
53	Payphone	Maroon 5	"I would still be holding you like this"	"I would still be holding you like fish"
54	Tennis Court	Lorde	"It's a new art form showing people how little we care"	"It's a new iPhone showing people how little we care"
55	Stay	Rihanna ft. Mikky Ekko	"I want you to stay"	"I won't chew the steak"
56	Party In The U.S.A.	Miley Cyrus	"Welcome to the land of fame sucess"	"Welcome to the land of flaming sex"
57	Bit** I'm Madonna	Madonna ft. Nicki Minaj	"Bit** I'm Madonna"	"Bit** I'm a donut"
58	Fight Song	Rachel Platten	"My power's turned on"	"My power's turnip"
59	Cool Kids	Echosmith	"I wish that I could be like the cool kids, cause all the cool kids they seem to fit in"	"I wish that I could be like the cookies, cause the cookies they seem to fit in"
60	Shout Out To My Ex	Little Mix	"It's a shout out to my ex"	"It's a shout out to my eggs"
61	Only Girl (In The World)	Rihanna	"I want you to love me like I'm a hot guy"	"I want you to love me like I'm a hot pie"
62	Made A Cake (Wild Awake Minecraft Parody)	LindeeLink	"I'm fighting back tonight"	"I'm farting back to nine"
63	Poker Face	Lady Gaga	"Po, po, po, po, poker face"	"F, F, F, F, Fu** her face"
64	Same Old Love	Selena Gomez	"I'm so sick of that"	"There's no sugar left"
65	The Fox	Ylvis	"What the fox say?"	"What the fu**, say!"
66	Pacify Her	Melanie Martinez	"She's getting on my nerves"	"She's getting on my Nerfs"
67	Side To Side (Reversed)	All Reversed	???	"I bombed my hair, taco"
68	On My Mind	Ellie Goulding	"Why I got you on my mind"	"Why I got you on my money"
69	Watch Me/Whip/Nae Nae	Silento	"Watch me whip"	"Wash me whip"
70	Hello	Adele	"Hello from the outside"	"Hello from the dark side"
71	The Hills	The Weekend	"I only call you when it's half past five"	"I only fu** you when it's hot outside"
72	Rather Be	Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynne	"It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it"	"It's a shot in the dog but I'll make it"
73	Rockabye	Clean Bandit ft. Anne Marie and Sean Paul	"You find his school fee and the bus fare"	"You find his smoothie and the bus fare"
74	Sorry	Justin Bieber	"At forgiveness"	"Half a guinness"
75	Hands On Me	Ariana Grande	"Picture me in the making"	"Pig turned me into bacon"
76	Unconditionally	Katy Perry	"Unconditional, unconditionally"	"Uncle Deschanel, Uncle Deschanel Lee"
77	Something I Need	OneRepublic	"And if we only die once"	"And if we only diet once"
78	Teddy Bear	Melanie Martinez	"I'm finding nails under the sheets"	"I'm fu**ing thousands of good shoes"
79	Pity Party	Melanie Martinez	"Told them decorations were only pastel red ones"	"Told them decorations were only pastel ribbons"
80	My Heart Will Go On	Celine Dion	"I believe that the heart does go on"	"I believe that the hot dogs go on"
81	Rolling In The Deep	Adele	"Rolling in the deep"	"Farting in the deep"
82	Do It Again	Pia Mia ft. Chris Brown and Tyga	"I wanna go back"	"I wanna go black"
83	We Are Young	Fun ft. Janelle Mone	"We are young"	"We are yum"
84	Apologise	Timbaland ft. OneRepublic	"It's too late to apologise"	"It's too late to pawn a giant"
85	All In My Head (Flex)	Fifth Harmony ft. Fetty Wap	"Flex, time doing flex"	"Flags, time to eat flags"
86	Beauty And A Beat	Justin Bieber ft. Nicki Minaj	"Is a beauty and a beat"	"Is a PewDie and a Pete"
87	Tag, You're It	Melanie Martinez	"Tag you're it, tag tag you're it"	"Dag your ear, dag dag your ear"
88	Dollhouse	Melanie Martinez	"I see things that nobody else sees"	"Icy things that nobody else sees"
89	Burn The Pages	Sia	"Yesterday / Burn the pages let them cook"	"Yes they're gay / Ellen Paige's lead uncle OR Ellen Paige has let them cook"
90	Hello	Adele	"Hello from the other side"	"Hello from the otter side"
91	Hands To Myself	Selena Gomez	"Cause all of the doubts and the outbursts"	"Cause all of the dogs and the Alberts"
92	Toxic	Britney Spears	"I'm addicted to you"	"I'm a di**, Ted to you"
93	Can't Remember To Forget You	Shakira ft. Rihanna	"Can't remember to forget you"	"Can't remember to f*** at you"
94	Faded	Alan Walker	"Another dream" (weird tuning)	"Fu** you"
95	Lips Are Movin"	Meghan Trainor	"Baby don't you know I'm done"	"Baby don't you know I'm dumb"
96	I Got You	Bebe Rexha	"We can get high oh na na na, we can get low oh na na na"	"We can get taro na na na, we can get lore oh na na na"
97	Alejandro	Lady Gaga	"I'm not your babe"	"I knudge your babe"
98	Routine	Alan Walker ft. David Whistle	No lyrics	"Oink oink, oh why"
99	Teddy Bear	Melanie Martinez	"Crumbled photographs of me"	"Frumple's photographs of me"
100	Beez In The Trap	Nicki Minaj ft. 2 Chainz	"Bee, beez in the trap"	"Bebe's (Bebe Rexha) in the trap"
101	Love Myself	Hailee Steinfield	"I LOVE MEH!"	"I LOVE MEAT!
102	[https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=hCvPqpyud4s Heart Attack	Demi Lovato	"If I ever did that"	"If I had a tic tac"
103	Side To Side	Ariana Grande ft. Nicki Minaj	"I've been here all day / Say I should give you up"	"Up in here all day / Say Ush** give you up"
104	Sit Still, Look Pretty	Daya	"Dream of picket fences and trophy wives"	"Dream of pick-up fencers and trophy wives"
105	Night Mime	Melanie Martinez	"I'm a night mime, night mime"	"I'm a night lime, night lime"
106	Born To Die	Lana Del Rey	"Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain"	"Let me kiss your heart like the boring rhyme"
107	Soap	Melanie Martinez	"I feel it coming out my throat"	"I feel it cumming out my throat"
108	Soap	Melanie Martinez	"I said too much it overflowed"	"The science you want is overthrown"
109	I Took A Pill In Ibiza (Seeb Remix)	Mike Posner	"I took a pill in Ibiza"	"I took a pill, ate a pizza"
110	Starving	Hailee Steinfield and Grey ft. Zedd	"By the way, right away"	"Bite away, bite away"
111	New Romantics	Taylor Swift	"It's poker"	"Let's poke butt"
112	Move Your Body	Sia	"Your body's poetry"	"Your puppy's poor tree"
113	CAN'T STOP THE FEELING!	Justin Timberlake	"Inside my bones"	"Inside my balls"
114	Human	Christina Perri	"I'm only human"	"I'm only humid"