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{{User infobox<br />
| status = Yellow<br />
| title = <br />
| name = ImwithDurr<br />
| img = <br />
| loc = USA<br />
| timezone = <br />
| lang = English<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = <br />
| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = <br />
| governor = <br />
| premier = <br />
| mod = <br />
| admin = <br />
| supporter = i need more pence<br />
| discord = Zamenoff651#2421<br />
| youtube = <br />
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| facebook = <br />
| skype = <br />
| steam = <br />
| web = <br />
| names = true<br />
| nicknames = <br />
| old-names = DaEdwards, EdwardIII<br />
| tags = {{User Team Discord}}<br />
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After 3 years, I am back in a semi-active state on the server.</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:ImwithDurr&diff=230618User:ImwithDurr2023-04-01T08:43:49Z<p>DaEdwards: Discord</p>
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| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = <br />
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After 3 years, I am back in a semi-active state on the server.</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Funny_Quotes&diff=213554Funny Quotes2022-09-16T19:17:20Z<p>DaEdwards: /* {{u|DaEdwards}} */ not even funny</p>
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<div>Various people of the MRT server have said some '''funny quotes''' that we have found to be quite funny, interesting or plain ridiculous. Also, lots of weird typos here...<br />
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If you want to see quotes from guests, see [[Guest Quotes]].<br />
<br />
=={{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}==<br />
<br />
*Use the forks!<br />
*no! bad yoshi!<br />
*follow da rulez<br />
*give me kissie!<br />
*damn - ''When someone joins and he was writing the same message as another user''<br />
*Ok, time to do somethig! I'm going to dial the pizzaservice<br />
*''(In Mumble)'' Let me guess, he (the guest) is stuck. [Guest] help! im stuck in a block<br />
*''(While talking with Cortesi about a 3D animation of himself)'' I have a tv on my head so ya<br />
*"Dont mind my head" -{{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}<br />
*DCampite is a girl btw (after DCampite said "Shirin_Maya is a girl btw")<br />
<br />
(dragonbloon419 is stating w/e commands in chat)<br />
0rocketscience0: Don't mind Dragon, he's gone mad. Only dreaming to get a w/e.<br />
<br />
=={{u|0x10}}==<br />
<br />
*Ouchawalogen takaschin<br />
<br />
[Me->0x10]Can we discuss the rail line through Kyoto <br><br />
[0x10->Me] Burgers and Coffee<br />
<br />
context: City(Cact0), conric, and 0x10 in lab<br />
City *builds near something else*<br />
Conric005 griefing<br />
Conric005 bad<br />
0x10 don'g grefefe<br />
Citybuilder_ :(<br />
0x10 *don't<br />
Citybuilder_ grefefe<br />
Citybuilder_ don'g<br />
zefunman covfefe<br />
Citybuilder_ don'g<br />
<br />
*it's not christmas without a little arson<br />
*the plural of rhombus is roomba<br />
<br />
==34lynx72==<br />
<br />
*guests can fly now?<br />
<br />
*CAPTAIN CHOMPY has to compensate me<br />
<br />
=={{u|AdoboAndRice}}==<br />
<br />
*Cake<br />
*its not spam... its cake<br />
*not the cake!!<br />
*We're making.... cupcakes.<br />
*im cooking yoshi (during Thomasfyfe's BBQ)<br />
*(Hawks asks how many girlfriends Yoshi has) Adobo: Yoshi is a pimp!<br />
*My texture pack makes this cow look like Chewbacca.<br />
<br />
==Adrien_07==<br />
<br />
Adrien_07: But soon<br />
Adrien_07: This hotel will be a franchise<br />
XtremeCoder: ...<br />
XtremeCoder: that not how it works<br />
Adrien_07: And I have Apple Store, but not really a franchise<br />
XtremeCoder: u need a franchise for citizen<br />
XtremeCoder: if i am correct<br />
Adrien_07: A franchise is a shop, a restaurant, a hotel....<br />
XtremeCoder: hotel != franchise<br />
XtremeCoder: a empty shop != franchise<br />
<br />
==AEhub==<br />
*when talking about GSM*<br />
it's held once a mountain<br />
month lol<br />
<br />
*when AEhub does c then tab and does camelfantasy instead of CortesiRaccoon*<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|AEhub}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|me}}{{color|gold|]}}: Hey may Valetta get evaluated for mayor please<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|me}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|AEhub}}{{color|gold|]}}: ???<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|AEhub}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|me}}{{color|gold|]}}: Lol wrong pm<br />
<br />
==AgustinSuarez==<br />
<br />
*was trying to use a boat... holy cow! this is like, goodness! i do not have my driver's license and i just saw why, not even capable to parallel park a boat on minecraft......<br />
<br />
==Airplane320==<br />
SirNatureWriter: Anyone selling franchises?<br />
Airplane320: I do<br />
SirNatureWriter: What franchises do you sell?<br />
Airplane320 has left the game<br />
SigmaTheEnigma: o o f<br />
<br />
=={{u|Airplaneguy9}}==<br />
[Discord] Airplaneguy9: I was tricked into a furry roleplay with my bestie<br />
[Discord] Airplaneguy9: f in chat<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} Cookie46910: ummmmmm<br />
{{color|red|[Admin+]}} MinecraftYoshi26: as long as you had fun<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}} KittyCat11231: invite cort next time<br />
<br />
{{color|teal|[Trustee]}} Airplaneguy9: wait so you are allowed to be picky with w/es and be mad when your build is a block too far left<br />
{{color|teal|[Trustee]}} Airplaneguy9: nice<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} i____7d: . . .<br />
{{color|teal|[Trustee]}} Airplaneguy9: heaven wants my blood now<br />
{{color|teal|[Trustee]}} Airplaneguy9: nice<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod+]}} _HeavenAngel_: wait what<br />
<br />
[Discord] Airplaneguy9: you said a funny in front of soa<br />
[Discord] Airplaneguy9: Your fate has been sealed<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: no u<br />
[Discord] Airplaneguy9: Go to funny quotes, go straight to funny quotes, do not pass go, do not collect £200<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: going straight to funny quotes brb<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: ah yes, magical girl time<br />
[Discord] London150: What<br />
[Discord] London150: "Magical girl time"???<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: yes<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: because yes<br />
{{color|dodgerblue|[Councillor]}} Airplaneguy9: soa<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: hm?<br />
{{color|dodgerblue|[Councillor]}} Airplaneguy9: you have forfeited your life priviledges<br />
<br />
[Discord] Airplaneguy9: SOA!<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}} SoaPuffball: hi<br />
[Discord] Airplaneguy9: you didn't shout caps at me<br />
[Discord] Airplaneguy9: smh no guests rights these days<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}} SoaPuffball: '''hi'''<br />
<br />
*by the holy decree of airplane i declare you cancelled<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|'''21:36'''}} ({{color|blue|cur}} | {{color|blue|prev}}) . . {{color|green|+312}} . . {{color|blue|Airplaneguy9}} ({{color|blue|talk}}|{{color|blue|contribs}}) ({{color|gray|''→Moves done by each side:''}} Edited on Nintendo 3DS) ({{color|blue|Tags}}: Mobile web edit, Mobile edit)<br />
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{{color|yellow|frogggggg joined the game}} (Airplaneguy9 using supporter in discord chat)<br />
[Discord] AirplaneNiner: no he didn't<br />
{{color|yellow|frogggggg joined the game}} (the actual frogggggg)<br />
[Discord] AirplaneNiner: SUMMONED<br />
<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: lol froge new sg dm!!!!!!!<br />
[Discord] Airplaneguy9: Bad froge !!!<br />
[Discord] Airplaneguy9: i was supposed to be the dm of new sg !!!<br />
[Discord] Airplaneguy9: you will rot in hdb !!!<br />
[Discord] Airplaneguy9: with crimson !!! and a miaqua !!!<br />
<br />
[Discord] AirplaneNiner: frockwa is a ship between the two ruff ruffman lovers<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} ruff_ruffmarine: :x:<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} toadddddd: :x:<br />
[Discord] AirplaneNiner: oooooh<br />
[Discord] AirplaneNiner: I ship Frockwa<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} toadddddd: :x:<br />
<br />
*girls are cute and wholesome<br />
<br />
==aldee110==<br />
<br />
*Just_robinho: oh that's nice, teleport into a girl :P | aldee110: I'm not quite sure how I should take that...<br />
<br />
==Aldranster50==<br />
<br />
*buttransport me<br />
<br />
=={{u|AlfiePops}}==<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: What's a good name for a diner?<br />
[Mayor+] AlfiePops: Dave's Diner?<br />
[Mayor+] AlfiePops: Dom's Diner?<br />
[Councillor+] CondinYT: minecraft_diner<br />
[Member+] nicrats: FredTheDiner<br />
[Member+] nicrats: FredTheFoodLord<br />
[Mayor+] AlfiePops: Xx_Minecraft_Diner_xX<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: What's a good name for a pizza restaraunt?<br />
[Member+] nicrats: FredThePizzaRestaurant<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: seriously<br />
[Mayor+] AlfiePops: time2thinkofadinername<br />
[Premier+] Cortesi: FredThePizzaLord<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: Mamma mia, thatsa terrible name<br />
[Mod+] unjinz: Mamma Mia Diner<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: <insert hand gestures><br />
<br />
=={{u|Aliksong}}==<br />
Alik: Atleast i might get an award<br />
Alik: For being on more then 1 year, and not having a funny quote yet lol<br />
<br />
Alik: the german sounding one?<br />
Tar: I started a new one recently<br />
Chimpy: I don't even know my own town xD<br />
Tar: So this one has 0 builds xD<br />
Alik: Merkelburg?<br />
Tar: mecklenburg, yep<br />
BVLegend: Oh it hasn't developed much<br />
Tar: Merkelburg xD<br />
Chimpy: "Merkel"burg<br />
Alik: lol<br />
Chimpy: xD xD<br />
Kenta: merkelburg xD<br />
Alik: ;)<br />
Alik: muttiberg<br />
<br />
Aliksong: ja<br />
VernCow: ja?<br />
SoaPuffball: ja.<br />
*people start saying ja<br />
<br />
(RickyLi is to be warned for redirecting the MRT to a tollway)<br />
according to the rules he should be warned<br />
but im not in the mood<br />
im in a pretty good mood<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: anyone want to see VCHS so far<br />
AlikSong: yep<br />
AlikSong left the game.<br />
<br />
AlikSong: the left side is the right side<br />
SnowPuffball: gg<br />
AlikSong: ;)<br />
SoaPuffball: * slow clap<br />
<br />
=={{u|AlphaDS}}==<br />
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*{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}Im so sad i dont have funny quotes<br />
<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod+]}}{{color|gray|Echohue:}} I’ll sell this tree to you for 1,022$ alpha<br />
{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} Which tree<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod+]}}{{color|gray|Echohue:}} The one im at<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} I’ll buy it for free<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod+]}}{{color|gray|Echohue:}} The twee is sad now<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} ./deltree<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod+]}}{{color|gray|Echohue:}} F<br />
<br />
{{color|orange|No one is listening to you}}<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} no one is listening to you ok boomer<br />
<br />
*{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} subwoofer lullaby is as bad as disk 13 and cave sounds<br />
<br />
AlphaDS: echo i'll buy a tree for $0.01<br />
Echohue: ok<br />
Echohue: take your pick<br />
AlphaDS: ok<br />
AlphaDS: which are for sale<br />
Echohue: according to the 2019 tree census there's 9,422 trees for sale<br />
AlphaDS: oooo<br />
AlphaDS: can you pick a tree for me<br />
Echohue: ok<br />
Echohue: how about this one<br />
AlphaDS: good<br />
AlphaDS: ty<br />
Echohue: yw<br />
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=={{u|Amber_Pine}}==<br />
Amber_Pine: how come you're Mayor buddy?<br />
SoaPuffball: three mayor towns<br />
Amber_Pine: but i thought you were like governor or sth<br />
SoaPuffball: ?<br />
CaptainChimpy: Mademoiselle Pine :P<br />
CaptainChimpy: Amber<br />
CaptainChimpy: SoaPuffball =/= SoSo123<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
Amber_Pine: OH<br />
CaptainChimpy: LOL<br />
SoaPuffball: =/= Soleurs<br />
Amber_Pine: Really????<br />
<br />
*i wash my hands of my conversation (camel said slurp in the discord-server chat and the rest followed after)<br />
<br />
==_AngelAlexander_==<br />
<br />
*Application for memer (meant to be member)<br />
<br />
==_AngelKevin_==<br />
<br />
*watch out for my body rolls<br />
<br />
ByteMega: whats mmc<br />
SoaPuffball: ByteMega: Mega Motion City<br />
_AngelKevin_: mega motion city<br />
_AngelKevin_: so the city can move?<br />
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=={{u|AP_Red}}==<br />
<br />
*''Most online are Brits'' "It's the invasion of the Europeans!"<br />
*''(In Mumble)'' I am not Scottish! I'm from LEEDS! L-E-E-D-S! In't north of England"<br />
*Thomasfyfe joined the game | "Hello Mr Scary Scottish Admin guy"<br />
*"Ah'm off te' meck an 'am sarnie!" (I am going to make a ham sandwich)<br />
*Kitty: That will be $0 | AP: I'll back later because I can't afford that! | AP_Red left the game.<br />
*''Listening to radio''| 27: Miley Cyrus. Excuse me if you hear a radio being smashed!<br />
*AP_Red was slain by [Insert player here] using [humorously named weapon]<br />
*Why do people keep trying to murder me with renamed weapons?<br />
*''Chiefbozx shocked _majormagpie_'' | Standing on powerlines while Chief is watching telly is a BAD idea magpie<br />
*Moral of the story: DO NOT ask me for dating advice<br />
*GMT = Great Mug of Tea<br />
*Chief Shocks, CG Bans, Thomas Transmutes people into lego guys<br />
*There's a g-g-g-ghost online! ''(Computerghost)''<br />
*Is it weird that Sochi makes me want to see Inception?<br />
*Did Chief, ah, Chief?<br />
*With Great Power comes Great Electricity Bill!<br />
<br />
AP: I turn off radio and lag turns to nowt! Interesting!<br />
*A few seconds later*<br />
AP: Or not... still as laggy as a tortoise with 3 legs and arthritis<br />
<br />
*AP: Next stop haggis lag.<br />
mine_man_: Haggis lag?<br />
AP: IE, when Martii spawns loads off his dinner so that the server ends up being too slow<br />
<br />
*Bad joke by DC*<br />
autobus22: *tadum ping*<br />
RLcrafters: Badum tss**<br />
AP_Red: *Tadum ping* sounds like a gunfight is happening<br />
<br />
[Senator] AP_Red: Oh, I know how to get chief or fyfe in<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: bacon?<br />
[Senator] AP_Red: Bacon!!! Free Bacon here!!! Bacon for ALL Admins joining NOW<br />
[Senator] AP_Red: This offer is only available for 10 minutes<br />
<br />
''(Discussing Funeral songs: Anaconda is mentioned)''<br />
[Senator] AP_Red: "My Anaconda don't want none cos I'm dead hun"<br />
<br />
x AP_Rednax fell from a high place<br />
AP: There's supposed to be no gravity in SPACE<br />
<br />
godzilltrain was burnt to a crisp while fighting Narnia17<br />
AP: godzilltoast<br />
<br />
Be careful, you can be banned easily, I once got banned for sending an email<br />
That email did say "Please Ban Me" but still...<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}} {{color|gray|AP_Red:}} It'd be like being kicked for getting a cup of tea<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}} {{color|gray|AP_Red:}} Ooh, '''TEA!'''<br />
{{color|gray|* AP_Red is now AFK}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked AP_Red for coffee is better}}<br />
<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|AP_Red}} {{color|orange|temporarily banned}} {{color|red|Frumple}} {{color|orange|for}} {{color|red|23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds}}{{color|orange|:}} {{color|red|Banned!}}{{color|orange|.}}<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} {{colour|grey|Starcubed:}} does any1 here know what a repeater lock is<br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} {{colour|grey|AP_Red:}} star, I'll show you<br />
{{colour|lime|[Governor]}} {{colour|grey|camelfantasy:}} vanished mod confirmed<br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} {{colour|grey|AP_Red:}} FLIP<br />
{{colour|lime|[Governor]}} {{colour|grey|camelfantasy:}} xD<br />
{{colour|yellow|AP_Red joined the game.}}<br />
<br />
AP_Red: Also, don't be like Auto<br />
AP_Red: Don't hug cacti<br />
AP_Red was pricked to death<br />
sheimoria: what a prick<br />
<br />
TalonPlays: where the **** is the airport<br />
TalonPlays left the game.<br />
Player AP_Red kicked TalonPlays for No Aiports!.<br />
SnowPuffball_: wut<br />
SnowPlow123: HAHAHAHA<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: who operates mrt marina?<br />
AP_Red: I'd presume mr Tommy Pairs<br />
* AP_Red cues Ground Control to Admin Tom<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: ap?<br />
AP_Red: aye?<br />
SoaPuffball: jungle line?<br />
AP_Red: I should really stop procrastinating that<br />
SoaPuffball: same :P<br />
SoaPuffball: time to get some exits ready<br />
<br />
AP_Red: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object<br />
AP_Red: ?<br />
AP_Red: AKA: What happens when Chief empties his bacon aisle?<br />
<br />
*Pine, I'd ask you for a Pine-Colada, but it's literally a street away from an existing one<br />
*The mayor of Schillerton's alright, but the mayor of Whiteley is a terrible person who would never give me perms (AP_Red owns Whiteley)<br />
*"Ya know how many good men I lost to that god damn murder monkey?"<br />
<br />
London_IceBoy: C roads, anyone?<br />
AP_Red has muted player London_IceBoy.<br />
AP_Red: No Croads<br />
London_IceBoy: Noooooo!<br />
<br />
AP_Red: Towns should be realistic<br />
AP_Red: That means any british towns must have kettles in every house<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
jamess__: Should I become a tiktoker?<br />
AP_Red: James, that's just being called a clock.<br />
<br />
lil_shadow59: YOSHI<br />
autobus22: YOSHKADOSH<br />
Cookie46910: yoshi<br />
Frumple: notice me senpai<br />
EliteNeon: Y O S H I !<br />
AP_Red: yoshi is currently engagged, please hang up and try again later<br />
KittyCat11231: engagged<br />
AlfiePops: engagged lol<br />
Frumple: yoshi is gagged? oh boy<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} London150: I've had 5 kicks this week!<br />
{{color|yellow|London150 left the game}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|AP_Red}} {{color|orange|kicked player}} {{color|red|London150}} {{color|orange|for Make that six.}}<br />
<br />
AP_Red: Rightio, I currently have about 3 brain cells floating about my head, occasionally colliding to make a thought<br />
AP_Red: Which is a good sign I need sleep<br />
AP_Red: cya<br />
<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: ap are you free?<br />
AP_Red: ey soa?<br />
SoaPuffball: may i get a boat paste<br />
AP_Red: Soa, there are two other staff ere<br />
SoaPuffball: no?<br />
AP_Red: you don't have to ask me specifically<br />
AP_Red: Oh<br />
Oshawott_12: lol<br />
<br />
== Arbirchy ==<br />
arbirchy left the game.<br />
<br />
[Lottery] Congratulations to arbirchy for winning $185!<br />
<br />
[Lottery] There was a total of 4 players buying 85 tickets<br />
<br />
=={{u|Architect_21}}==<br />
I hate the RAVENS<br />
I havent died yet :PPPP<br />
Architect_21 died<br />
<br />
Architect: My computer is lag freeee<br />
InDev: nic<br />
*Architect_21 left the game*<br />
*Architect_21 joined the game*<br />
InDev: XD<br />
Architect: aaah I lagged out<br />
<br />
Architect: well luckily im sane<br />
Architect: maybe<br />
Architect: sorta<br />
Architect: poosibly<br />
Architect: Ok, not likely<br />
Architect: yeah impossible<br />
Architect: Im not sane<br />
Architect: or maybe I am<br />
Architect: idk<br />
Architect: Yeah Im sane<br />
Architect: I think....... :P<br />
<br />
DAMN sheep I told you to get off my BRIDGE<br />
<br />
_Kastle was shot by jphgolf4321 using [South Weast Airlines]<br />
Vulpicula: "Weast"<br />
Architect_21: that makes me think of yeast<br />
Architect_21: which makes me think of bread<br />
Architect_21: and then south<br />
Architect_21: makes me think of bread from the south<br />
soso123: Archi<br />
soso123: add that to the quotes<br />
Architect_21: so suddenly<br />
Architect_21: South Weast becomes Floridian Bread<br />
Architect_21: Floridian Bread Airlines<br />
Architect_21: someone should start that.<br />
<br />
(Architect goes AFK thinking he left and closed Minecraft)<br />
(9 minutes later)<br />
*Architect_21 is no longer AFK*<br />
Architect_21: wait Im still online<br />
Architect_21: oh<br />
Architect_21: wow<br />
*Architect_21 left the game*<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} Architect_21: lol its an extreme hore <br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} Architect_21: *horse <br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} Sirots: LOL<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} Architect_21: ripme<br />
<br />
UnknownSilent: alrighty my fine feathered friends, must bid you all farewell<br />
Architect_21: I assure you I have no feathers<br />
<br />
==Aria_NL==<br />
Aria_NL joined the game.<br />
* Aria_NL inhales<br />
Aria_NL: '''A'''<br />
Aria_NL left the game.<br />
<br />
==ArizTrad==<br />
(talking about chief's form)<br />
ArizTrad: The answers don't matter as 'falcon' can be submitted as answers for every single question.<br />
Vickiposa: ah yes falcon<br />
Vickiposa: the best pokemon<br />
SoaPuffball: how can frumple eat a falcon<br />
<br />
ArizTrad: go to go<br />
ArizTrad: go directly to go do not pass go<br />
<br />
ArizTrad: hi kitty<br />
ArizTrad: i am psychic<br />
SoaPuffball: hi kitty<br />
SoaPuffball: how much is an ad<br />
KittyCat11231 joined the game.<br />
ArizTrad: oh see im psychic<br />
<br />
Mojang1014: the landscar's name is Jeremiah<br />
ArizTrad: it's my parents<br />
ArizTrad: the landscar, i mean<br />
Melecie: ariz is a landscar confirmed<br />
ArizTrad: hey just cause both my parents are a landscar doesnt mean i am too<br />
Mojang1014: wow i am literally loading my mom in litmatiquea<br />
ArizTrad: ur moM?<br />
STthecat: lets fill ariz with grass block<br />
ArizTrad: i can only hold 2304 grass block<br />
Missa_Solemnis: This has got to be one of the weirder conversations I've witnessed.<br />
<br />
Starcubed: hi guys tonster would like a worledit but hes too shy to ask for one<br />
Starcubed: its a fill stone,andesite<br />
[Discord] ArizTrad: starcubed wants a worldedit<br />
[Discord] its a set 0 of skogheim<br />
Tonster_: thx<br />
hvt2011: ok<br />
Foote_Chicken: :x:<br />
Starcubed: noooooo!!<br />
<br />
=={{u|bestmate66|Atlanta}}==<br />
<br />
*Let me know if you need a translation, living in the UK I am fluent in both English and American and Yorkshire.<br />
<br />
best: Ah, licky.<br />
Kitty: suggestive<br />
Benie: Suggestive.<br />
best: *LUCKY<br />
best: Aah<br />
<br />
(Talking about an under-construction rail line)<br />
bestmate66: It really is congratulation-worthy. It's been in planning for 9 months.<br />
bestmate66: Oh cr**<br />
bestmate66: I just made a pregnancy referance.<br />
tarheelscouse: XD XD XD XD<br />
bestmate: DANGIT CHIEF<br />
<br />
(The hilarious parts Minechat's Autocorrect going bonkers for Atlanta)<br />
Atlanta: XD I forgot about rectum (meant to say "that")<br />
Atlanta: ok I officially hate mine shat<br />
Atlanta: ugh this is getting weed<br />
Atlanta: look mine hat is drunk<br />
Atlanta: ok hopefully no more farts<br />
Atlanta: ok I gives ups<br />
Atlanta: good nips to everyone<br />
hntredtie: Best, please get off Minechat...<br />
<br />
''Note: Who keeps on adding all of these ... suggestive ... quotes?'' -best<br />
<br />
[Citizen] erty10089: can i afk box frozen?<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: no<br />
[Senator+] bestmate66: ''at your own risk''<br />
<br />
$205 has been received from bestmate66<br />
[Senator+] Bestmate66: NAO<br />
<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: as my haters has finally rectum up the ghost<br />
[Citizen] Leo_2807: Wat<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: (autocorrect)<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: as my CHARGER has finally GIVEN up the ghost. there.<br />
<br />
Vulp: I know the Barnsley dialect is basicly its own language though<br />
Best: Isn't that s Suburb of London?<br />
<br />
=={{u|autobus|autobus22}}==<br />
<br />
*Goed xD back on english. (if DasNexus talks his only dutch question that he knows)<br />
*Minecraft creature named YOSHI!<br />
<br />
* Tgis id Gid Goude.<br />
* Dangit grammar skrewup! <br />
* *srewuo <br />
* *screwupp <br />
* *scrwwup <br />
* DANGIT<br />
* "autobus22" has left the game<br />
<br />
*This sucks like potatos that are allergic for potatos!<br />
<br />
*Yoshi so you will that I dont do a tournament<br />
<br />
autobus: hi<br />
thomas: bye<br />
thomas left the game<br />
autobus: i needed him....<br />
autobus left the game<br />
(10 mins later)<br />
autobus joined the game<br />
thomas: bye<br />
thomas left the game<br />
autobus: DANGHIT<br />
autobus: *DANGTI<br />
autobus: *DANHGIT<br />
autobus: DAGN THE DANGIT<br />
autobus: *DNAG<br />
autobus: you get me<br />
Other person: no<br />
autobus left the game<br />
<br />
*Ugh iam stupid to ask that....<br />
<br />
autobus: echo don't remove that wile tunneling, i gna make a patio<br />
Echominer: ok<br />
''10 minutes later''<br />
Echominer: I finsihed the patio<br />
autobus: what ya mean?<br />
Echominer: i finished the patio you asked for?<br />
Echominer: call me<br />
''autobus does /call echo''<br />
autobus: i mean't i was gna make a patio....<br />
Echominer: Ow....<br />
autobus: It came out realy nice for a unneeded thing<br />
Echominer: Thanks, i guess<br />
autobus: I keep it<br />
Echominer: JAY!!!<br />
autobus: You work harder then you should :P<br />
Lalaboy: I need someone that works hard come help me.<br />
echominer: ok lala i come<br />
autobus: when are you gna finsih the tunnel Echo?<br />
Echominer: you can do that :P<br />
<br />
*Hope this airport likes fish, its packed like a sardine XD<br />
<br />
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs<br />
[broadcast] <plugDJ link><br />
autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!<br />
[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo<br />
<br />
autobus22: 20303reenijne<br />
enjineer: 20303reenigna<br />
autobus22: is that a synonym to vagina?<br />
<br />
*On Mumble: Pleasure Plate<br />
<br />
(after trying to tp to RednaxAP)<br />
autobus22: wrong red sorry tie<br />
{tie=hntredtie}<br />
<br />
autobus22: broadcast, want a hug from a cactus again? I don't accept these prices!<br />
[Broadcast] Nao, auto, naooo<br />
<br />
*÷)<br />
<br />
*autobus asks lalaboy if he wants a burgerqueen in kessler*<br />
lalaboy: naooo<br />
autobus22: yeaaaoooo<br />
lalaboy: naooo<br />
lalaboy: nothing can make me say yes<br />
autobus22: "nothing"<br />
lalaboy: oh<br />
lalaboy: wait what?<br />
lalaboy: i'm confuse<br />
lalaboy: oh wait<br />
lalaboy: ohh<br />
lalaboy: ohhhhhh...<br />
lalaboy: you sneaking little devil<br />
autobus22: :3<br />
<br />
(The following happened, again:)<br />
-[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs<br />
-[broadcast] <plugDJ link><br />
-autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!<br />
-[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo<br />
(afterwards:)<br />
autobus22: Do i have to quote that again?<br />
<br />
autobus22: .kittery buy 1<br />
autobus22: OH GOD DOUBLE FAIL<br />
autobus22: ki =/= lo, thats right next to it<br />
ArdyArd: [kittery]: autobus22 just bought 9001 tickets<br />
<br />
* Question by _Kastle *<br />
Frumple: probably to late to test it now<br />
Frumple: I'm pooped<br />
autobus22: You are not brown coloured yet frumple.<br />
<br />
Tonytajiri: Lettuce get to work then!<br />
autobus22: Ill make salad of it then, up to work!<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: MRT Quagmire Line bae<br />
[Senator] autobus22: sounds likw quagsir<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: sounds like quasar<br />
[Senator] autobus22: sounds like zaquar<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: :o<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: xdddddd<br />
[Senator] autobus22: how did we get from quagmire to zaquar...<br />
[Senator] autobus22: xD<br />
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: #MRT<br />
<br />
[Senator] autobus22: 0_(EXPLODE)<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: XD<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: no explosions pls<br />
[Senator] autobus22: 0_(IMPLODE)<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: omg this bomb is coming towards me<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: XD<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: naoooooo<br />
_Ardy died<br />
<br />
*NO I DONT WANNA BE ENJOYED BY DOGS<br />
<br />
autobus22: so what is se * se * se /=?<br />
autobus22: :P<br />
sesese9: 27 :)<br />
autobus22: true that could be<br />
<br />
[Senator] autobus22: Just happy it didnt auto cumcumber ;P<br />
[Senator] autobus22: the thing is, you could take that in not one, not 2, but three suggestive ways...<br />
<br />
*in mumble*: Contrebutt (meant to say contribute)<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|autobus22 joined the game}}<br />
Ardyan: hi bus<br />
autobus22: HEY<br />
autobus22: dare call me bus again and ill bus your face!<br />
Ardyan: you'll place USB ports on my face?<br />
Ardyan: type c preferred<br />
<br />
autobus22: gome q\nQ\u<br />
Well then.<br />
Fail<br />
*home wazamawazi<br />
got all keys to the left spelling out my cityname<br />
_frozen: how can you fail that bad lol<br />
<br />
_Redneck_Jesus_ joined the game<br />
[Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: Lala why arent redstone labs allowed<br />
[Senator] autobus22: Because theres a lab world for that<br />
[Senator] autobus22: *facebus*<br />
[Trustee+] keentlewi: 0.o facebus?<br />
[Trustee+] keentlewi: O.o*<br />
[Senator] autobus22: your smiley has broken "Window" i see....<br />
[Senator] autobus22: Guess you was the bus<br />
[Senator] autobus22: I am going to sue you, my head hurts<br />
[Senator] autobus22: :P<br />
[Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: Auto word of advice dont go slamming your face into busses<br />
[Senator] autobus22: *facetram*<br />
[Trustee+] keentlewi: xD<br />
[Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: xD<br />
<br />
R/msg camel tgabj<br />
[autobus22 -> me]: *THanks<br />
<br />
*Hassan Moon, Your the funny one today are you. (Referring to Supykun)<br />
<br />
Yay, tropic you<br />
*Tropic<br />
T H A N K<br />
<br />
*go completely invisible: aka leaving..<br />
<br />
*a kill hilled you<br />
<br />
ijudiju<br />
WOW<br />
*Okiedoki<br />
<br />
O a, tje ,ast pf tje cjatnpx<br />
*I am the master of the chatbox<br />
Not of chatting though appearently<br />
<br />
hoyl quacamole <br />
this potato chip didn't even fit in my mouth<br />
<br />
I ALMOST POURED HOT BOILING CANDLE WAX DOWN MY THROAT<br />
I shouldn't put my tea cup next to my scent candle<br />
which is in a similar glass<br />
<br />
VernCow: So quiet....<br />
Autobus: MEEP<br />
Autobus: MEEEP<br />
Autobus: MEEEEP<br />
Autobus: :3<br />
VernCow : XD<br />
<br />
Autobus: U cumming alik?<br />
Alik: No :P<br />
Alik: I'm not that excited xD<br />
<br />
[Mayor] Sirots: Frumple promoted tarhellscouse from member to mod :P <br />
[Mayor] Sirots: woops I said tarhells instead of tarheels <br />
[Governor] autobus22: "oh no the tarscouses from hell are attacking"<br />
<br />
autobus22: what a can can't a can a can can't can a tin can?<br />
SoSo123: ???<br />
*auto tries to confuse lithium*<br />
Steve_Bobs: explain pls<br />
autobus22: no<br />
Steve_Bobs: :(<br />
SoSo123: Well ur Steve Jobs' bro, you could explain it with the same knowledge of ur bro<br />
autobus22: but what if he's sad, then he'll be Steve_Sobs<br />
SoSo123 and CaptainChimpy: xD<br />
Steve_Bobs: *facepalm*<br />
<br />
(asking SoSo and SoaPuffball to help with the RailLinQ Paixton station)<br />
SoSo123 or SoSo123 are either of you able to help me with some glass panes?<br />
* SoSo123<br />
* SoSo123<br />
* SoaPuffball<br />
<br />
autobus22: I hate slabvs<br />
autobus22: I HATE SLABS<br />
*autobus slabs slaps<br />
*autobus meant slaps slabs<br />
*APRedNoseRudolph stabs slabs<br />
<br />
can I get a blockcheck godz<br />
my trains coupler seems to have left without the train<br />
<br />
* autobus22 beats sesese9 with a rubber tire<br />
* autobus22 then another<br />
* autobus22 then with two others<br />
* autobus22 then with a bus frame<br />
* autobus22 then... oh... it's just me hitting you now, 4 tires, and a bus frame, make an autobus<br />
<br />
''In Discord Voice:''<br />
Chief: Yeah, I'm working on a new roof for SWH.<br />
auto: Wait. You're Chief?<br />
Chief: Hi Auto, I'm Chief, I've been in this channel the entire time<br />
<br />
James__: tpa<br />
autobus22: no<br />
James__: Whatever floats ur boat xD<br />
autobus22: Probably Balloons<br />
<br />
autobus22: Vulpicula you should put a store in Storalisburg<br />
autobus22: called "Storalisburger, your place, rather ironically: for pancakes"<br />
<br />
autobus22: wait a minute<br />
autobus22: if there is a dragonbloon<br />
autobus22: is there also a fionabloon<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: aye, just<br />
Vulpicula: give me a moent<br />
autobus22: I shall give you two moents.<br />
autobus22: whatever a moent is<br />
<br />
Vickiposa: i sese you<br />
autobus22: was that a flirt or a pun<br />
megascatterbomb: why not both<br />
sesese9: i've gotten so many flirts from this one intern...<br />
autobus22: do you like them?<br />
sesese9: lol idk<br />
autobus22: HOLD ON<br />
autobus22: Vicki is an intern<br />
autobus22: Hmmmmmmmmmmm<br />
KittyCat11231: admod building romance<br />
* autobus22 ships vicki and sesese9<br />
sesese9: wat<br />
Vickiposa: uh<br />
SoaPuffball: excuse me<br />
SoaPuffball: :x:<br />
hvt2011: :x:<br />
<br />
SalmonSushi2020 joined the server<br />
autobus22: (Salmon(roe)sushi is my favourite)<br />
Vulpicula: Cannibalism is against the rules, auto. >:v<br />
autobus22: Actually it isn't xD<br />
<br />
TheThirdOdd: are u a girl or a boy no i'm strong<br />
autobus22: Odd: are you a girl or boy<br />
TheThirdOdd: No<br />
autobus22: ''No, you are odd''<br />
autobus22: :3<br />
TheThirdOdd: lmao<br />
bensismith: what happened to the other two?<br />
TheThirdOdd: oh, you know<br />
TheThirdOdd: what happens to everyone?<br />
autobus22: they waren't odd.<br />
autobus22: and odd wasn't them.<br />
<br />
*autobus22 was walking around some gardens in one of SilverBubbles' towns and Silver gone looking for him. autobus22 decided to hide in the cacti area.*<br />
autobus22: you will never catch me alive. <br />
*autobus22 was pricked to death*<br />
<br />
autobus22: Oml I just realised<br />
autobus22: I mindlessly finished a whole box of pretzels<br />
autobus22: got anything to say about that pretzel33 ;3<br />
pretzel33: :0<br />
pretzel33: CANNIBAL<br />
autobus22: <3<br />
OttersMeep: reading of legal document in court: You, autobus22, are charged with the cannabalism of a bag of pretzels. What do you have to say for yourslef?<br />
autobus22: still delish though<br />
EliteNeon: Point of order your honor<br />
*autobus22 burps quietly in response to OttersMeep*<br />
pretzel33: EWWWWWW<br />
EliteNeon: the president of shadowpoint wishes to appear in court as an armed baliff<br />
EliteNeon: the president of shadowpoint is also the chairman of smith & wesson firearms<br />
autobus22: I misread that as "bayleaf" elite xD<br />
LondonThameslink: bayleaf boi<br />
pretzel33: the City of Prismarine plans to bring Charges upon autobus22.<br />
autobus22: Good; I am an electric bus<br />
<br />
autobus22 talking to Minecraft252: From Tennessee to Tennessea<br />
<br />
autobus22: well it certainly looks like a potato<br />
<br />
* autobus22 rips songs from CD for use on phone<br />
* autobus22 realises 10 minutes later the songs can just be downloaded on artist' website as well<br />
<br />
Melecie: quick, landmark ideas<br />
chiefbozx: giant potato<br />
autobus22: giant po...<br />
autobis22: wow chief<br />
Tonster__: ^^^<br />
autobus22: xF<br />
autobus22: ok<br />
autobus22: Well then<br />
chiefbozx: it was the first thing that came to mind<br />
chiefbozx: i promise i have had 0 alcohol tonight<br />
Tonster__: I'll pay 50 if you builda giant potato<br />
autobus22: no chief, it's more that we had the same idea xD<br />
chiefbozx: wait what<br />
Melecie: wha<br />
<br />
==Avaneesh2008==<br />
Avaneesh2008: out of a 100, how much will u think will u get mayor LondonThameslink<br />
LondonThameslink: mmmm<br />
Avaneesh2008: ummm<br />
LondonThameslink: im mayor atm<br />
LondonThameslink: lol<br />
<br />
* admod language is nosense to us<br />
<br />
==Awsomekeldeo==<br />
Awsomekeldeo: wat<br />
hvt2011: wat<br />
SoaPuffball: wat<br />
Cookie46910: wat<br />
<br />
==aviaracer==<br />
<br />
[Councillor] aviaracer: Love is an open...<br />
[Mayor] SilverBubble: can<br />
[Mod] Narnia17: lala isn't on<br />
[Councillor] aviaracer: oh<br />
<br />
==BangtanSky==<br />
(Note: RL is Governor)<br />
_SkyBlaze: RL<br />
_SkyBlaze: do you have access to world edit?<br />
<br />
BangtanSky drowned whilst trying to escape BangtanSky.<br />
<br />
=={{u|BaronTB|BaronThamesBank}}==<br />
<br />
*DieNexus! ''When DasNexus says: "Bacon.. Eh Baron"''<br />
<br />
Baron: Hi Bestie [Bestmate66]<br />
AP_Red: <- thinks of BBT [Big Bang Theory]<br />
Baron: I'm totes Amy!<br />
<br />
*''Refering to Kitania's Roads 08/06/14'': Ok, All this cake is making me hungry<br />
<br />
Oh yh this is cal's town of Whitely<br />
*later*<br />
*Waverley<br />
XD<br />
<br />
autobus22: BaronThamesBank<br />
*tab fail*<br />
BaronThamesBank: AP_Red<br />
BaronThamksBank: autobus22<br />
AP_Red: Dannit Baron!<br />
AP_Red joined the game<br />
<br />
=={{u|Benie}}==<br />
<br />
*For the ''last'' time, there's '''no''' I-03! It's ''I-3''! (for people that forget all freeways with an 0 in them are related to I-0)<br />
*Annnddddddd... screenshotted.<br />
*I hate working with angles in Minecraft.<br />
*Oh dear...<br />
*Unlike Boss and the airport, I'll have this done in no time.<br />
*Oonks! (when zwxe comes on Mumble, it sounds like "oonks" in Text-to-Speech)<br />
*Tom, do you want me to facepalm? Because I will.<br />
*Oooookay...<br />
*Shasta, Natural Selection is great and all, but it doesn't mean you have to spam the chat with death logs...<br />
*Ahem!.. (after catching godzilltrain singing in Mumble)<br />
*<nowiki>*Benie shocked Soleurs* (the first time I ever got to use /shock as a Mod)</nowiki><br />
*Nasty, dirty bird. :P (talking about _MajorMagpie_ and his bird poop)<br />
*Robin's Hill is in Upside Down Terrorist world. You have to drive on the ''left'' side of the road. Ick.<br />
*So.., yeah! (when I just can't think of anything else to say)<br />
*Why am I not surprised?<br />
*I'm shocked. *You have been shocked by chiefbozx.*<br />
*Boss: we need to fill cheif's office with Complete Terminus Connect Signs - Benie: Says Mr 7+ months doing an Airport. :)<br />
*You mean BossOfDelays, right? (new nickname for Boss)<br />
*<nowiki>*Soleurs sings a Marry Poppins song in Mumble* ENOUGH!! I'm going to chim-chimaree your face! D:</nowiki><br />
*Random wool block on my road? What is this madness?!<br />
<br />
suppoe: Me too. I love ruining other people's gaming experience. :D :P<br />
Benie: Work for EA, then.<br />
<br />
Suppoe: Has Frumple done any kind of hard world edits?<br />
Benie: I don't think Frumple has done anything that hard before.<br />
KittyCat*numbershere*: Suggestive.<br />
Benie: *sighs* I didn't mean it like that, Kitty!<br />
<br />
italadz57: Our horses are purebred. That's why they're so quick.<br />
Benie: You mean spawned, not purebred.<br />
<br />
*Oh snap! (mostly used in Mumble)<br />
*<nowiki>*catching someone singing in Mumble and a Mod is on* Move him! MOVE HIM!! (Relating to the Random Musical Interludes channel)</nowiki><br />
*Don't be going AFKAWOL on me, boi! (trying to talk to Boss but keeps going AFK on him)<br />
*<nowiki>*sees hawks going AFK near him* Time to get the wrapping paper... (about to AFK Box hawks in a present during Christmas 2013)</nowiki><br />
*Oh my god, it's a rare Boss!<br />
*<nowiki>*hearing Chief shocking* The National Weather Service in the MRT has issued a Severe ThunderChief Warning, effective until Chief logs off. Doppler Radar detected a Severe ThunderChief moving across the server at 9001 Miles Per Hour, shocking random people and laughing. Persons in these areas should be alert of being further shocked. Stay indoors until the threat has passed.</nowiki><br />
<br />
enjineer30302: call me paul<br />
Benie: enjineer's name is now paul.<br />
*enjineer freaks out at this point*<br />
enjineer30302: WHAT<br />
enjineer30302: WHY<br />
<br />
*Wait. No way. You seriously got the Orange Line done before the airport? (to Robin announcing the completion of the Orange Line)<br />
*"Wait, one more" is the fear of every Mod.<br />
*Benie drops a pin. It makes a sound<br />
<br />
[Guest]: mike offices<br />
[Guest]: thats the name<br />
[Benie]: Wait. That's your real name?<br />
[Guest]: ???<br />
[KittyCat11231]: *faceknife*<br />
[Guest]: no its the name of this building<br />
[Benie]: Ah. Ok.<br />
[KittyCat11231]: Oh...<br />
[KittyCat11231]: Um just ignore me<br />
[Benie]: k<br />
[Benie]: *Benie puts Kitty on ignore<br />
KittyCat11231 left the game.<br />
<br />
*RLcrafters asks Benie how's the road going so far*<br />
Benie: It goes.. slowly. Curves. Curves everywhere.<br />
Benie: They're laughing at me, RL.<br />
RLcrafters: . . .. . .<br />
RLcrafters: nuuuuuuuuuu<br />
RLcrafters: wait<br />
RLcrafters: burn them alive, you are a dragon after all<br />
RLcrafters: :)<br />
Benie: Curves are immune to fire.<br />
RLcrafters: O.O<br />
<br />
*Benie goes insane shortly after*<br />
Benie: Curve uses Drive Benie Insane with its complicated math crap... it's super effective!<br />
Benie: *Benie has fainted!*<br />
RLcrafters: . . . .<br />
<br />
*suppoe is trying to AFK Box Benie when he's away doing some things off-server. Benie is hiding<br />
in one of the mountains near the A8*<br />
[suppoe -> me] *thinking he's talking to RedBear47* I'm looking for benie so I can afk box him :P<br />
[me -> suppoe] Oh hi. :)<br />
[suppoe -> me] OH..<br />
[suppoe -> me] WRONG *expletive* PERSON *expletive*<br />
[suppoe -> me] that was by far the biggest *expletive* fail yet<br />
[me -> suppoe] Always watching.... and listening.<br />
<br />
*RPing is fun. :)*<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] Pink fluffy Unicorns dancing on rainbows!<br />
MeetMeInSpace: :D<br />
* Benie sets the unicorns on fire<br />
Architect_21: wait wha<br />
Architect_21: Broadcast where did the unicorns come from<br />
[Broadcast] Naooooooooooooooo arghhh graa baaa... ssssss<br />
Architect_21: .....<br />
Benie: That is so a quote.<br />
[Citizen] Architect_21: It should go in the "did notmake any sense" quotes page<br />
Benie: Also, since when do unicorns go "baaa" when on fire?<br />
[Citizen] Architect_21: wait is Broadcast teh unicorn!!!<br />
[Broadcast] Because I'm burning alive? What do you expect me to say?<br />
Architect_21: Maybe aaahh im burning<br />
Benie: More like... oh.. "AHHHHHH!!!"<br />
[Broadcast] Maybe..<br />
[Trustee] mjpwwf: "No-n-no! Wait-lemme-AHH-" - asdfmovie<br />
[Broadcast] lalalalal I'm burning lalalalala<br />
Architect_21: poor lala<br />
<br />
..*Later that day*...<br />
Architect_21: So um broadcast, did the Unicorns respawn<br />
Benie: Yes... but I keep lighting them on fire.<br />
Benie: Cute things bug me. :P<br />
Architect_21: But your island is cute<br />
[Broadcast] Well... I'm in heaven now sooo... I guess i haven't respawn yet.<br />
mjpwwf: nice dragon...*pet pet* xD<br />
* Benie eats the waffle<br />
mjpwwf: owie<br />
<br />
==bensismith==<br />
''when autobus22 asked bensismith to be a tpa beacon:''<br />
bensismith: poof!<br />
autobus22: poof!<br />
''Much later:''<br />
mikefishr: and poof!<br />
''mikefishr left the game.''<br />
bensismith: its contagious poofing!<br />
<br />
bensismith: i really should play on the mrt more often<br />
bensismith: and, you know, at times other then my exam period, but that's not important<br />
<br />
=={{u|Bern Cow|BernCow}}==<br />
Miner: kitty can i haave a house instead of a condom in kitiana<br />
Kitty: LOLOLOLOLOL XD<br />
Miner: *CONDO<br />
Tar: LOL<br />
<br />
Amtrak: OMG THIS IS AN AWESOME TRADIS<br />
TheUltimate: Tradis?<br />
TheUltimate: Time Relative And Dimensions In Space?<br />
Amtrak: *TARDS<br />
TheUltimate: XD<br />
Gopher: Ooo<br />
Amtrak: *TARDUS<br />
TheUltimate: XDDD<br />
Amtrak: *TARDIS<br />
<br />
*you sceam exterminate twice and everyone thinks your a dalek No ardy i am DAVROS<br />
<br />
Amtrak: KITTY WAS THIS YOUR AFK BOX<br />
Kitty: lala did it :P<br />
<br />
*sex ed go to p4<br />
<br />
Darth_Redneck: I find your lack of faith disturbing<br />
Camelfantasy: *CreepyChimps choked to death*<br />
CreepyChimps died<br />
CreepyChimps: Dammit camel<br />
<br />
camel do you still sell shits<br />
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AUTOCORRECT I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT<br />
<br />
do i need to ask someone to attack porn victoria<br />
*PORT<br />
<br />
*my fish tore is being attacked by very threatening villagers<br />
*kuukuna ratata<br />
<br />
i saw a road sign today one of the electronic ones saying "changing lanes use ya blinkah"<br />
#massive chest nuts<br />
FUCK YOU AUTO CORRECT<br />
#massachussets<br />
{{color|gold|BernCow left the game.}}<br />
<br />
*shoot for moon and if you miss youll hit archduke franz ferdinand plunging the world into war eventually leading to the rise of the Nazis and all subsequent events<br />
*in life it's yeet or be yeeted<br />
*I want the genva convention to violate me<br />
<br />
=={{u|BlockMan1533}}==<br />
<br />
*chiefbozx what can members do?<br />
*I'm on Creative and you want to charge me?<br />
*hey i see myself on dynmap!<br />
*chief, you're the owner, right?<br />
*i wuv dynmap<br />
*frumple will hear about this (after Benie tells him to use alternate means of transport instead of the MRT)<br />
<br />
==BluemontBoy==<br />
<br />
*IT BURNZZZZZZZ (After Yoshi's Massive WorldEdit 9 Dec 2013)<br />
<br />
=={{u|bnsfninja}}==<br />
<br />
*(Was promoted to Councillor) My nametag just got bluer!<br />
<br />
gg<br />
I mean gtg<br />
<br />
=={{u|Bobbygammer}}==<br />
<br />
>:(<br />
<br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>bobbygammer get mad >:(<br />
<br />
<br />
(while talking about covid-19)<br />
<br />
Worrski: 4,000 deaths in the US daily<br />
<br />
LondonThameslink: seriously?<br />
<br />
Worrski: yup<br />
<br />
LondonThameslink: blimey<br />
<br />
Worrski: 9/11 happens everyday here<br />
<br />
bobbygammer: thats avas b-day<br />
<br />
<br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>A pig keeps on going on bobby's solar panels*<br />
<br />
Bobby: SHoo Piggy<br />
<br />
Avaneesh2008: Just kill it<br />
<br />
Bobby : ok I will<br />
<br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Bobby kills AVaneesh2008*<br />
<br />
<br /><br />
<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Out of curiosity, bobby, is your Discord profile pic your dog?<br />
<br />
Bobby: no I wish I have a fog<br />
<br />
Bobby: dog*<br />
<br />
STthecat: f o g<br />
<br />
=={{u|BossOfGames}}==<br />
<br />
*I need all mods on deck!<br />
*Quick question...<br />
*This is going to be the biggest thing on the server.<br />
*CHIEF!!!! *after getting randomly shocked by Chief*<br />
*Actually...<br />
*Frumple, can we troll Chief's office?<br />
*Guys, let's all send Frumple spam mail.<br />
*I would like to dedicate this project to Benie, he can now take my delayed builds description off the staff board (during the MRT Convention Center opening ceremony)<br />
*WOOOOO STAFF PARTY<br />
*I lurk in the shadows (After accidentally using chat while fake quit)<br />
<br />
Autobus: can i expand the road form your town to autocity<br />
boss: no iam gonna build a district there<br />
Autobus: Oh? i claimed that land there -_-<br />
boss: Nope i already did.<br />
Autobus: Oh? Found no claim signs.....<br />
* BossOfGames left the game *<br />
<br />
*I don't know what i'm doing right now.<br />
<br />
=={{u|Brom|brombrombromley}}==<br />
*TonyTajiri is no longer afk*<br />
TonyTajiri: wb<br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}camelfantasy: Did you just wb yourself?<br />
<br />
JohnNotTech: How old do you think I am, judging by my voice?<br />
TonyTajiri: 15-16<br />
JohnNotTech: I'm thirteen.<br />
TonyTajiri: Wow, puberty hit you hard, dude!<br />
<br />
Tonytajiri: Auto, i implemented your modern art!<br />
ModernArt: :P<br />
<br />
*Miney May I please have a gate at your computer?<br />
<br />
=={{u|bryce_am}}==<br />
** in Mumble **<br />
bryce_am: so you are going to bed but you sister is listening to Sharkesha<br />
CortesiRaccoon: ITS SHAKIRA!<br />
Just_robinho: ITS SHAKIRA!<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: SHAKIRA!!!<br />
<br />
bryce_am: red<br />
bryce_am: wake up<br />
RedBear47: ya<br />
bryce_am: wrong red<br />
x AP_Red wakes up<br />
<br />
Discussing Leeds Station, 170 mile north of London<br />
Bryce: Wait? Does the London Overground go to it?<br />
<br />
{{color|#EEE8AA|bryce_am left the game.}}<br />
{{color|#EEE8AA|[Lottery]}} Congratulations to bryce_am for winning {{color|red|$122!}}<br />
<br />
=={{u|bspells}}==<br />
<br />
*ugh... so hard to play mc and eat a burrito at the same time...<br />
*<nowiki>*bspells is untangling his 15-foot long [insert complicated name here] wire</nowiki><br />
*(On Mumble) YES I KNOW YOU CAN SMELL ME! (After MC_Protocol plays the "I can smell you" Morgan Freeman clip)<br />
<br />
==ByteMega==<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: How long is the dynmap render?<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: All answers ranging from one second to one eon is accepted.<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: -1 second<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: i'm sorry that is invalid<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: :P<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: that does not fall into the stated category<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: 1.0000000000000001 eons<br />
[Councillor] Steve_Bobs: "Ask Frumple" seconds<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: i'm sorry but it would be a hassle to stalk his address and book a flight to canada<br />
<br />
why is there a husbandry section in advancements<br />
like<br />
include wifery at least<br />
<br />
(me is SoaPuffball)<br />
[me -> ByteMega] thanks<br />
[ByteMega -> me] somewhere around this area<br />
[ByteMega -> me] and dont screw up the lake plsthansk<br />
[me -> ByteMega] * turns the lake into a screw<br />
[ByteMega -> me] *annexes your town<br />
<br />
=={{u|cal76}}==<br />
<br />
*(to Skele after he changed his skin) You got your red collared shit back (meant to say shirt)<br />
<br />
JamesGaming: Cal?<br />
Cal76: Hmm?<br />
JamesGaming: Do you have an old world town?<br />
Cal76: Yes, Riverend.<br />
JamesGaming: Does it have an airport?<br />
Cal76: No<br />
JamesGaming: (thinking of planning plane routes) :( I really want to fly there.<br />
Cal76: Double tap the spacebar.<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: when will you ever start doing businesses again<br />
KittyCat11231: three years after the next time you ask<br />
SoaPuffball: >:(<br />
SoaPuffball: y<br />
cal76: Kitty can I have a Slave boutique?<br />
_Kastle: >:(<br />
<br />
=={{u|Camelfantasy}}==<br />
*TonyTajiri is now afk*<br />
Camelfantasy: To afk box Tony or to not afk box Tony...<br />
MeetMeInSpace: To<br />
*TonyTajiri is no longer afk*<br />
TonyTajiri: You frigging little troll<br />
<br />
*My subway station looks bad, but what do I expect from 10 min. :P<br />
<br />
*Sorry jdykhous, but the government is building over your great beachfront property :P<br />
<br />
Member: what are you guys working on?<br />
Camelfantasy: We're doing nothing, that's all you need to know, good day to you<br />
SantaHnt: XD<br />
<br />
*mine_man_ and creeperface_ AFK box AlikSong*<br />
x AlikSong is no longer AFK<br />
Camelfantasy: I predict two deaths...<br />
mine_man_ died<br />
creeperface_ died<br />
Camelfantasy: RIP<br />
Camelfantasy died<br />
Camelfantasy: why did i die?<br />
AlikSong: I had reason to believe that you were the one who suggested the afk box xD<br />
<br />
Canadian_K9: what key do you press with F3 to reload your chunks again?<br />
Camelfantasy: no, its F4, and you press it with alt<br />
Canadian_K9: right<br />
34lynx72 left the game.<br />
Canadian_K9 left the game.<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL<br />
34lynx72 joined the game<br />
Canadian_K9 joined the game<br />
34lynx72: really camelfantasy xD<br />
Camelfantasy: guess it worked didnt it<br />
34lynx72 hahaha<br />
Canadian_K9: ooohhh YOU!!!!!<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL you fell for it<br />
34lynx72: i forgot about that trick<br />
Camelfantasy: LOLOLOLOL<br />
Candadian_K9: lol i cant believe i falled for that<br />
34lynx72: ^^^<br />
<br />
MRTKeikoku: I'm sorry Tom...<br />
Camelfantasy: just say you hate the ravens and he'll stop<br />
MRTKeikoku: I hate the ravens<br />
Thou hast been smitten!<br />
MRTKeikoku: I'll kill you camel...<br />
<br />
you rode your bike down a kill and it almost hilled you<br />
<br />
Skelezomperman: so where is the milk chugging arena<br />
Vulpicula: Wait, you actually thought that existed?<br />
Camelfantasy: make one<br />
Vulpicula: On it. I'll make it half the size of Whitechapel! :D<br />
Camelfantasy: and then some mod goes "yeah lets not"<br />
_frozen: yeah, lets not.<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL<br />
Camelfantasy: i predict well<br />
<br />
<br />
mjpwwf: I was only kidding, Broadcast. :P<br />
Camelfantasy: *mjpwwf died*<br />
mjpwwf died<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL predicted it!<br />
<br />
Thou hast been smitten!<br />
Camelfantasy: HA<br />
Narnia17: *is running around in Waterville*<br />
Camelfantasy: MISSED<br />
Thou hast been smitten! *misses again*<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
Tom_Pairs: nope<br />
camelfantasy: =.=<br />
camelfantasy: well you missed both times xD<br />
Tom_Pairs: hmm he died though<br />
Camelfantasy: not by lightning<br />
Tom_Pairs: don't mess with thor's twin<br />
Tom_Pairs: mawahaha<br />
Camelfantasy died<br />
Narnia17: xDDDDD<br />
<br />
*when talking about UCWTIA*<br />
Camelfantasy: well fyfe said he would try to get it approved b4 gsm so :/<br />
thomasfyfe joined the game.<br />
Camelfantasy: wb<br />
thomasfyfe: Hey<br />
Sirots: wb<br />
Camelfantasy: yLOLOLOL<br />
Sirots: Speaking of...<br />
Just_robinho: omg the timing<br />
Camelfantasy: IKR<br />
KittyCat11231: hey fyfe<br />
TheRainbowNoob: we summoned fyfe<br />
TheRainbowNoob: lets summon frumple<br />
Camelfantasy: YAS i summoned him<br />
CortesiRaccoon: the timing is real<br />
thomasfyfe: Summoned again?<br />
Camelfantasy: yes<br />
TheRainbowNoob: you know frumple said hed make me a sandwich today<br />
Camelfantasy: "well fyfe said he would try to get it approved b4 gsm so :/"<br />
Camelfantasy: then you joined<br />
thomasfyfe: And I failed you :P<br />
<br />
Camelfantasy: I like trams<br />
Camalfantasy was slain by auto's tram<br />
<br />
*While Alik Was Bringing Down A Hill...<br />
[Derpy_Melon]: //naturalize?<br />
[AlikSong]: umm //smooth<br />
[Derpy_Melon]: ah ok<br />
'''''Some Time Later'''''<br />
[camelfantasy]: i swear alik is just looking at the hill and then it changes<br />
[camelfantasy]: the power of the eyes...<br />
<br />
<pre>MishkaMan: WHY is this going on<br />
Camelfantasy: try option+shift+comand+q<br />
mjpwwf: Because the letter T doesn't want you to revoke its sponsorship.<br />
MishkaMan left the game.<br />
Camelfantasy: rip mishka<br />
MishkaMan joined the game<br />
Camelfantasy: wb<br />
MishkaMan: camel you little....<br />
Camelfantasy: ?<br />
MishkaMan: what<br />
Camelfantasy: did you actually,,,<br />
MishkaMan: oh wow<br />
Camelfantasy: GG<br />
MishkaMan: i cant type now<br />
MishkaMan: can!@<br />
Camelfantasy: LOLOLOL<br />
MishkaMan: it worked<br />
MishkaMan: thanks camel!<br />
Camelfantasy: so yes, that command does work xd<br />
MishkaMan: lolsies<br />
MishkaMan: i thought you were trying to troll me<br />
Camelfantasy: xD<br />
Camelfantasy: well what did it do?<br />
MishkaMan: LOG me off<br />
Camelfantasy: xD<br />
Camelfantasy: so it worked two ways</pre><br />
<br />
EliteNeon: F*CK MY LIFE!<br />
EliteNeon left the game.<br />
Frozen: Sigh<br />
Camel: Most people who rage quit joins back 5 minutes later..<br />
*Diemundz starts timer<br />
( few minutes later)<br />
EliteNeon joined the game<br />
<br />
''(in Discord)''<br />
i have a tranquil forest<br />
i have a train<br />
UH<br />
'''trainquil forest'''<br />
<br />
*yes i need CC shifted 1 block south and frumple's house wiped off the face of the world (referring to a possible w/e)<br />
<br />
SoSo123: should i summon heaven<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: yas<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
SoSo123: naw<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
<br />
camelfantasy: it's so fluffy i'm gonna die!<br />
camelfantasy was pricked to death<br />
<br />
[Discord] Rocketscience: Working in daylight is for the weak<br />
camelfantasy: being weak is for the weak<br />
<br />
*we must report you to frumple by pinging him in staff emergency 3 times<br />
<br />
camelfantasy: i am the senate<br />
MistleSoa: no<br />
MistleSoa: i am the senate<br />
camelfantasy: it's treason then<br />
<br />
To whoever posted without adding a signature, please be sure to add <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> (four tildes) to the end of your post so it signs for you. Just my grammar-and-formatting-nazi comment. Soleurs (talk) 13:10, 4 November 2016 (EDT)<br />
Sure thing.<br />
<br />
==Camelicano==<br />
SoaPuffball: camel2?<br />
Camelicano: There is only one {{u|camelfantasy|camel}}<br />
SoaPuffball: because the other one is a fantasy?<br />
Camelicano: and there is only one {{u|Camelicano|Camel}} <br />
One with a capital C and one without xD<br />
<br />
==Canadian_K9==<br />
<br />
*do i count as a girl, cause i sure act like one<br />
*jax, stop rubbing agaist frumple<br />
*i feel like I have just been shused by a hobo (after being shused by {{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}})<br />
<br />
x Frumple is now AFK<br />
Canadian_K9: AFK BOX HIM!!<br />
x Frumple is no longer AFK<br />
<br />
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<br />
*when talking about cars*<br />
Vulpicula: Yes, but what makes an SUV an Suv?<br />
Canadian_K9 left the game.<br />
<br />
=={{u|CaptainChimpy}}==<br />
<br />
[Mayor] Sirots: darmok//can the spam man!<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: gopher gg<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: yeah screw u darmok<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: darmok is like an old granny sometimes<br />
[Mayor] Sirots: lol<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: lol<br />
<br />
* _MajorMagpie_ joined the game *<br />
Everyone: Hello<br />
Valach: Hi, Maggers<br />
Major: Maggers? That's new.<br />
Valach: Guys RUN<br />
<br />
Just_robinho: I am a united fan<br />
Valach: Yay :D<br />
Robin: :D<br />
Valach: jk I am a Chelsea FC fan :PPPP<br />
*ValachSarkhor died*<br />
*jphgolf4321 joined the game*<br />
Valach: Dammit JR<br />
Jph: ?<br />
Valach: Jr killed me :(<br />
Jph: bad robin<br />
Robin: He shouldn't have said he was a Chelsea fan :P<br />
(A few minutes later)<br />
Valach: TROLOLOL<br />
Valach: I ended up in my town hall xP<br />
Robin: Damn son<br />
<br />
Valach: please may I have a W/E?<br />
*lalaboy left the game*<br />
*Omricon left the game*<br />
Valach: ...<br />
<br />
Chimpy: Space let it go.<br />
Kottle: LET IT GO<br />
Kottle: LET IT GO<br />
Space: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEE<br />
Kottle: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYRORE<br />
Chimpy: Oh Christ no.<br />
Kottle: OH MY GOD<br />
Kottle: *poos*<br />
AlikSong: Oh noo<br />
Space: KOTTLE PLEASE<br />
Chimpy: [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]<br />
mustang_guy: Let it go!<br />
mustang_guy: Let it go!<br />
mustang_guy: Turn away and slam the door!<br />
Space: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEE<br />
Space: o<br />
Space: oops<br />
Chimpy: WHAT HAVE I STARTED<br />
<br />
*i have a summer idea to build an idea<br />
<br />
Chimpy: Catpain Chimpy: The failed emoticon<br />
Chimpy: *Captain<br />
Chimpy: sorry Kitty<br />
PresidentQwerty: Catpain?<br />
Chimpy: I was a pain to you Kitty, I'm so sorry<br />
Kitty: That sounds like a Justin & Justin product<br />
<br />
_Redneck_Jesus_: Do you plan for Armada to be the highest ranked city?<br />
Chimpy: No<br />
RL: NOP<br />
Ardy: Well what do you think :<br />
Chimpy: It'll be the quackest city.<br />
<br />
*ooh ooh ahh ahh (translation: Ardy approves). I mean Chimpy approves.<br />
<br />
Chimpy: Request to change the official server mascot from Tom the Taco to Martii the Melon<br />
Chimpy: *marty<br />
Chimpy: All no? OK den<br />
Martii: [Owner] Frumple: Granted.<br />
<br />
Chimpy: when were you promoted to trustee<br />
_SkyBlaze: just now<br />
TrainPro: just now<br />
mjpwwf: just now<br />
<br />
*(While Starcubed and Chimpy are contesting city hall floors) This is starting to sound like some bloody kids' counting game.<br />
<br />
(When lala's anime is downloading)<br />
Chimpy: Oh I know, 1982 KB.<br />
Chimpy: OMG I made a reference<br />
Chimpy: I just made a Falklands reference (referring to Falklands War in 1982)<br />
<br />
(Ardy jails Smae because of doing sword tests in Armada during a mourning)<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: welcome to Armada Jail<br />
(Smae then escapes the jail)<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: oh damn son<br />
[Member] QueenSmae: #LikeABoss<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: smae is a runway<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: *runaway<br />
[Mayor] CreepyChimps: fail<br />
[Mayor] CreepyChimps: This is Armada Skydome. We are landing on the Smae runway.<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: LOL SO TRUE<br />
[Member] QueenSmae: I love it when planes land on me<br />
<br />
CreepyChimps: note: NEVA USE IRON BRAS<br />
CreepyChimps: *BARS<br />
<br />
CaptainChimpy: as in, rel life cames<br />
CaptainChimpy: *camles<br />
CaptainChimpy: *camels<br />
CaptainChimpy: *rel<br />
CaptainChimpy: *real<br />
CaptainChimpy: *real life camels<br />
Camelfantasy: quadruple fayul<br />
<br />
CaptainChimpy: Hey, yoshi, can I have a BJ?<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um<br />
Camelfantasy: wut?<br />
CaptainChimpy is no longer AFK.<br />
CaptainChimpy: I'll tell you why later<br />
CaptainChimpy: Yoshi is a dinosaur<br />
mine_man_: whaaatttt?<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: well<br />
CaptainChimpy: Dinosaurs link back to Barney<br />
Camelfantasy: you do not want to know how i took that<br />
CaptainChimpy: Barney the dinosaur's best friend is called BJ<br />
mine_man_: same<br />
Camelfantasy: gg<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um well chimpy 2 things<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: 1 I don't know who you are and what you look like<br />
CaptainChimpy: wait did I say something a bit wrong?<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: 2 no<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: :P<br />
MIKE24DUDE: yoshi is not a prostittute<br />
Camelfantasy: YES CaptainChimpy<br />
Camelfantasy: VERY wrong<br />
CaptainChimpy: Uhm<br />
CaptainChimpy: so for since the day I was wrong I thought that *that* was the name of Barney's best friend<br />
Camelfantasy: lol<br />
CaptainChimpy: I love to watch Barney<br />
CaptainChimpy: obviously before I found this<br />
<br />
MishkaMan left the game (afk kick)<br />
CaptainChimpy: Hey mishka<br />
CaptainChimpy: I see you were kicked out of Italy, Mussolini style.<br />
<br />
*Hey Canal, wanna help me with the camel?<br>This was when Camelfantasy was helping CaptainChimpy build his <s>camel</s> canal but got the two words mixed up, like CaptainChimpy just did.<br />
<br />
my friend dropped his bass today<br />
and the teacher got really steamy<br />
*steamed up<br />
oops<br />
ops dat reference do<br />
<br />
*when chimpy is failing at spelling every single sentence*<br />
.msg camel please funy quote that before it gets too much for my bairn<br />
<br />
==CaptainObi==<br />
CaptainObi: fun fact, all tube lines intersect all other tube lines except the metro & district<br />
_fwis: The W&C doesn't intersect Piccadilly, Met, HC and Victoria gg<br />
CaptainObi: fuck the waterloo and city<br />
CaptainObi: all other normal lines<br />
CaptainObi: that are reasonable<br />
<br />
Capt: Halp<br />
0roc: do /spawn if you are stuck guest<br />
Capt: I can't<br />
0roc: O, you're Obi...<br />
Need: XD<br />
<br />
CaptainObi So today<br />
CaptainObi my water leaked<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 I can speak 2 languages in the same language family as bahasa<br />
Starcubed kamu makan buang air besar<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 Does that count<br />
London150 what obi?<br />
Starcubed wow<br />
Skele visit Carnoustie for XIV TacoBurritoAThon<br />
Starcubed congrats<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 Omg obi are you pregnant??<br />
Starcubed omg<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 Congrats!!<br />
CaptainObi and spilled water over my phone<br />
Starcubed congratulations!<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 I cant believe we’re gonna be fathers<br />
London150 Omg frosty xD<br />
Skele Ok that just grossed me out<br />
Starcubed oh<br />
Echohue omg congrats!!<br />
Skele I’m gonna leave now<br />
_HeavenAngel_ why are you holding your phone down there<br />
CaptainObi oh fuck<br />
Echohue when’s the baby?<br />
Starcubed congrats!!! your water is leaking<br />
CaptainObi i ment my water bottle leaked<br />
CaptainObi xD<br />
<br />
[Bunker] CaptainObi: mistle tpa<br />
[Bunker] MistleSoa: later busy<br />
[Bunker] AlphaDS: missle<br />
[Bunker] MistleSoa: missile toe<br />
[Bunker] AlphaDS: oof<br />
[Bunker] CaptainObi: wait youre soa/<br />
[Bunker] MistleSoa: cutest pvz2 plant<br />
[Bunker] AlphaDS: no he is missle toe<br />
[Bunker] SoaPuffball: no i'm a misletoe dressed up as a diancie with a girl's mask<br />
<br />
==CaptLincoln==<br />
Mike<br />
What are you doing here?<br />
Trying to hit on my sister?<br />
<br />
CaptLincoln: Sorry, my sister is triggered that lost her city.<br />
UnknownSilent: i am not triggered!<br />
CaptLincoln: Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present... CaptLincoln .5!<br />
SoaPuffball: wut<br />
megascatterbomb: wat<br />
Minecrafter_11: wha<br />
hvt2011: aat<br />
CaptLincoln: Better known as UnknownSilent.<br />
<br />
*I'm so fly, I never land.<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: how do you speak about fight club<br />
CaptLincoln: Sssshhh<br />
CaptLincoln: First rule about fight club.<br />
CaptLincoln: You don't talk about fight club.<br />
SoaPuffball: you just talked about fight club<br />
CaptLincoln: *gasp*<br />
CaptLincoln died<br />
Player CaptLincoln took their own life.<br />
SoaPuffball: that means you are not in fight club anymore<br />
CaptLincoln left the game.<br />
<br />
CaptLincoln: Stacks can only go vertical.<br />
SoaPuffball: they can also go horizontal<br />
CaptLincoln: WHAT?!<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
CaptLincoln: No way.<br />
camelfantasy: you didn't know that?<br />
CaptLincoln: This is bull****.<br />
camelfantasy: they can also go diagonal with fast async w/e<br />
CaptLincoln: I don't believe it/<br />
CaptLincoln: I honestly think you're s**tting me.<br />
SoaPuffball: stacks can go horizontal<br />
CaptLincoln: Mega<br />
megascatterbomb: ye<br />
CaptLincoln: Can you confirm that stack go horizontal?<br />
megascatterbomb: ye<br />
CaptLincoln: Cause these g-<br />
CaptLincoln: WT*<br />
<br />
*What if I don't want to meet you in space? (MeetMeInSpace joined the game)<br />
*It's the man, the myth, the waffle (mjpwwf joined the game)<br />
<br />
==CarbonM14==<br />
<br />
*Wait this even where it supposed to go :P | Holy crap I can't even think today! (In a private message to {{u|bspells}})<br />
<br />
=={{u|Casey Jones3|Casey_Jones3}}==<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} {{color|gray|Casey_Jones3:}} I mean Ass as in asshold<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} {{color|gray|Casey_Jones3:}} ASSHOLe<br />
<br />
=={{u|chiefbozx}}==<br />
<br />
*Well. too. BAD!<br />
*Don't ever trust me with a sign.<br />
*That's another clear sign I need to go to bed.<br />
*This is where Frumple rigs the votes.<br />
*Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing with WorldEdit...<br />
*...Right. I was not paying attention, as usual.<br />
*I'm not a troll, I'm a prankster. There's a big difference.<br />
*Elpmurf!<br />
*DANGIT!<br />
*... make sure everyone's hair is on fire.<br />
*Staircase? NOPE! COMPASS!<br />
*What have I done? (Creating the wiki and noticing the funny quote page was the first one created)<br />
*[Random Canadian Taco Monster] (A title for Frumple)<br />
*Good morning audience..<br />
*And the nominations for 'best reaction from a Thor Hammer' are...<br />
*OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!<br />
*I am listening to a BRSTM. Come back later.<br />
*[Taco Thief] chiefbozx: All your tacos are belong to us! Mwahahaha!<br />
*You might want to move. Your face is about to get pasted in. (before pasting 100,000 blocks as WorldEdit)<br />
*Random Mumble Advertisement | End Random Mumble Advertisement (as Broadcast)<br />
*chiefbozx is busy. Leave a message at the sound of the beep. *beep*<br />
*Hi steve<br />
*I expect a new skin. GET A BUNNY SKIN<br />
*I'm sorry. Can we be friends? :D<br />
*(In mumble) Your face is why<br />
*{{color|#f0f|Ping!}}<br />
*I just got an idea for an evil prank...<br />
*Ok folks, I'm off to ed. (meant to say bed)<br />
*Hooboy...<br />
*Get off my desk! (to Just_robinho standing on Chief's desk at [[Studio Chief]])<br />
*More bacon!! WOOO!! (Snapshot w32)<br />
*I logged onto MCMyAdmin and saw SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK DEATH DEATH DEATH (after April Fools 2013/ShockFest)<br />
*oh wait... frumple has taco weapons.<br />
*Lightning is fun<br />
<br />
_frozen: I made a perfect MC circle!<br />
chief: THERE ARE NO CIRCLES IN MINECRAFT!!!<br />
<br />
*(to random member) No, I will not go on a date with you<br />
*(random member)! I just updated the (random wiki page) page on the wiki! Now it has pretty infoboxes and {{transit|Bus X37}} icons all over it!<br />
*Achievement Get: Blended!<br />
*<nowiki>* chiefbozx has morphed into an undecagon</nowiki><br />
*<code>grep</code>! It greps things!<br />
<br />
[Snowman] SonicTornado:and if you ever saw him you would even say it glows<br />
[Rudolph] chiefbozx:and if you ever saw him he would shock you in your face<br />
*chiefbozx shocked SonicTornado*<br />
<br />
*<span style="color:#FF0000"> '''''WAT''''' </span> (when hawks said he was in a serious relationship with chief)<br />
*(On front page of MRT)<br />
*Have a good day! As they say in my hometown, don’t forget to be awesome. (P.S. Yes, nerdfighters, you heard that right. :) )<br />
<br />
jphgolf4321: chief used thunderbolt! It's super effective!<br />
Skelezomperman: Frumple used Owner Powers! It's super effective!<br />
Skelezomperman: chief fainted!<br />
*chiefbozx died*<br />
<br />
*chiefbozx shocked jphgolf4321* [In reference to Chief's Bozx-ers] | {{color|#FF0000|[Broadcast by chiefbozx]}} You've been spanked!<br />
*And of course my mouse is on the other side of the room. One moment.<br />
*For the record: I am Chief and you are a potato.<br />
*The Hammer has done justice once again!<br />
<br />
We're having a "Staff Meeting"<br />
'''''OR ARE WE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?'''''<br />
<br />
*I'm going to head off now and pretend to do homework.<br />
<br />
* Chief says something in Mumble, but there are sparrows outside chirping *<br />
Frumple: Chief, are you outside?<br />
Chief: No, there's a sparrow's nest right outside my window.<br />
Everyone: *laughs*<br />
Major: Punch it!<br />
Chief: Okay! ...For SCIENCE! * punches wall * OW!<br />
<br />
*Guys there's a grass block in central park<br />
*I have a cable (leaves channel)<br />
*One moment, I appear to be on fire.<br />
*<nowiki>*Chiefbozx has kicked MeetMeInSpace for Go check your emails*</nowiki><br />
<br />
hntredtie: Chief, wtf is this sponge ball?<br />
Chiefbozx: It's a sponge ball.<br />
<br />
Hntredtie: Who the heck AFK boxed me.<br />
Camelfantasy: Not me<br />
[Server] I did hnt<br />
Hntredtie: Prism says Camelfantasy not Chiefbozx<br />
Camelfantasy: He framed me :P<br />
Just_Robinho: Go to bed Chief :P<br />
<br />
Chief: So I've been thinking about...<br />
Fish: Chief's been thinking!<br />
Chief: Chief's been thinking! Run!<br />
* Tom_Pairs left the channel *<br />
<br />
This isn't a Trumple server<br />
This is a Frumple server<br />
<br />
*You are in violation of ordinance VR-1820598751827491857: No Littering of Road Bits<br />
<br />
[Guest] help im stuck<br />
[Chief] You on a PC or Mac?<br />
[Guest] mac<br />
[Chief] Ok, press Shift-Option-Command-Q and you'll be teleported out<br />
[Guest] ok<br />
* Guest has left the game *<br />
(Shift-Option-Command-Q forcibly logs the user out on mac, slightly worse than the alt-f4 troll)<br />
<br />
*Chief is guilty of not paying attention.<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: chief mumble?<br />
chiefbozx: sure i'll hop on discord<br />
<br />
*BOOM! I'm gonna hit this thing bang in the face.<br />
<br />
chiefbozx joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: :O<br />
SoaPuffball: a wild chief appeared<br />
hvt2011: hai chief<br />
chiefbozx: oh no<br />
chiefbozx: i've been spotted<br />
chiefbozx: run<br />
chiefbozx left the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
AyyLion: rip<br />
chiefbozx joined the game.<br />
chiefbozx: lol hi<br />
<br />
'''''stand by for restart'''''<br />
'''''hold on to your butts'''''<br />
<br />
(talking about homes)<br />
chiefbozx: Homes: a, aa, aaa, aaaa, airport, asdf, a3, e, fishlab, sch, testificate, ver<br />
chiefbozx: what have i done<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: aaaaaaaaaaaaa<br />
SoSo123: lol<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: /kick chiefbozx stop fixing signage and go to bed<br />
chiefbozx: Error: chiefbozx doesn't like being kicked.<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
chiefbozx: Error: No soccer balls named chiefbozx were found.<br />
<br />
godzilltrain: knowmads<br />
knowmads7: yes godz?<br />
godzilltrain: why do you have a warp to frumple's house on the front of pearl coast's mall?<br />
{{color|gold|chiefbozx joined the game.}}<br />
camelfantasy: great timing<br />
camelfantasy: blame chief<br />
chiefbozx: HAHAHAHAHA<br />
chiefbozx: wait what'd i do this time<br />
knowmads7: lol cause Chief put that there over 2 years ago. and speaking of hiii :p<br />
camelfantasy: the warp to frumple's house<br />
chiefbozx: lmaooooo<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: well im trying to enjoy a tropical vacation (is in Halua Island adventure map pre-completion area)<br />
KittyCat11231: but its ****ing snowing<br />
SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
chiefbozx: kitty, i told you, you won't get a tropical vacation in minnesota<br />
<br />
*press button > Ding dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING<br />
*sure, my road obeys gravity now<br />
*This city drives on the left. DENIED<br />
*Don't you own Amtrak?<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: hey can someone do /d @everyone<br />
LDShadowLord -> Discord: @everyone<br />
megascatterbomb: Dammit.<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: ''dear chief, please explain yourself''<br />
chiefbozx: why is this sign precisely 3 blocks off<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
camelfantasy: blame chief<br />
chiefbozx: duh blame chief<br />
SoaPuffball: blame cheif not chief<br />
*Tom_Pairs watches chief talking to himself<br />
camelfantasy: blame chefbox<br />
chiefbozx: brb changing name to cheifbozx<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza<br />
SoaPuffball: HONK<br />
chiefbozx: no<br />
(soa gets smitten)<br />
VAReaper: HONK<br />
SoaPuffball: y<br />
chiefbozx: pineapples have better things to do than be on pizza<br />
* Kel5 is no longer AFK.<br />
Kel5: WRONG<br />
* Kel5 is now AFK.<br />
chiefbozx: ''Kel5 comes back from afk just to yell "WRONG"''<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: where do i put my face<br />
time2makemymove: enter the park<br />
time2makemymove: only one ple<br />
time2makemymove: where do you want your one face<br />
chiefbozx: there<br />
sesese9: instant popularity when chief puts his face on that wall<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: roses are red, violets are blue, your hair is on fire<br />
MetroNorth: chief, it's '''Roses are red, a poem I have written, in just a few seconds, ''' Thou hast been smitten<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Chef box is new uber beats<br />
chiefbozx: brb changing name to chefbox_uberbeats<br />
<br />
*>cat frumplessecretplans.txt | grep taco<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: question: what is the plural of goose<br />
SoaPuffball: geese<br />
chiefbozx: what is the plural of moose<br />
SoaPuffball: moose<br />
_Slushi_: Meese<br />
chiefbozx: slushi wins<br />
<br />
(soapuffball in the middle of a game freeze while using shaders)<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: chief, may i request a kick<br />
chiefbozx: for yourself?<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: yes<br />
chiefbozx: fuuuusss.....<br />
SoaPuffball left the game<br />
Player chiefbozx kicked SoaPuffball for RO DAH!<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: hi chief, nice helmet :)<br />
chiefbozx: it's not a helmet<br />
chiefbozx: it's a semi-automatic skull-based thwacking device<br />
<br />
[Discord] chiefbozx: hey soa guess what<br />
SoaPuffball: hi<br />
*soa gets smitten*<br />
SoaPuffbll: chief, i know you're here :P<br />
camelfantasy: b o n c c<br />
camelfantasy: chief can just shock you through console<br />
<br />
(pvp lobby)<br />
EliteNeon: can someone please kick sans<br />
[16 New Lancaster City] SansNotLuigi has left the fight!<br />
SansNotLuigi left the game.<br />
Player chiefbozx kicked SansNotLuigi for load faster.<br />
EliteNeon: i assume hes loading terrain<br />
<br />
TheSubway: does calling you chefbox not correspond to a smite anymore?<br />
chiefbozx: depends on what happens when you roll 2d20<br />
_Lego_: do i have to roll 2 nat 20s for it<br />
chiefbozx: no<br />
chiefbozx: prime = smite<br />
chiefbozx: composite = no smite<br />
chiefbozx: double crit miss = demoted to guest<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: i have given dalt his "one free crash-the-server" coupon<br />
chiefbozx: er, his "one free crash-the-server-with-worldedit" coupon<br />
<br />
autobus22: deadline for mod nominations is in 22 minutes right?<br />
chiefbozx: Hour and 22, auto<br />
chiefbozx: 9pm Stroopwafel Time<br />
<br />
(everyone gets smitten)<br />
__7d: whot<br />
Melecie: ow<br />
Oshawott_12: what<br />
CodyHM: Wait, why did I get smitten?<br />
HarborRandom852: everyone got smitten<br />
chiefbozx: Because<br />
CodyHM: ah<br />
Melecie: :(<br />
chiefbozx: It's your 1AM smite<br />
__7d: hes chief what do you expect<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: So I ordered food earlier and there was an issue, and I start a chat with customer support and the rep immediately says “oh no”<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: UPDATE THE CAT HAS TAKEN A BITE OUT OF MY QUESADILLA<br />
SilverBubble: bruh<br />
Melecie: f<br />
Avaneesh2008: ?????<br />
hvt2011: ALKFNMDLSAFNLK<br />
hvt2011: LMAO<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: this is the IFFD building<br />
time2makemymove: IFFD being?<br />
chiefbozx: I haFe no F***ing iDea<br />
<br />
Melecie: quick, landmark ideas<br />
chiefbozx: giant potato<br />
autobus22: giant po...<br />
autobis22: wow chief<br />
Tonster__: ^^^<br />
autobus22: xF<br />
autobus22: ok<br />
autobus22: Well then<br />
chiefbozx: it was the first thing that came to mind<br />
chiefbozx: i promise i have had 0 alcohol tonight<br />
Tonster__: I'll pay 50 if you builda giant potato<br />
autobus22: no chief, it's more that we had the same idea xD<br />
chiefbozx: wait what<br />
Melecie: wha<br />
<br />
* Soon™ is the default speed of projects on the mrt lol<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: ooga booga<br />
Starcubed: doogers<br />
Starcubed: are you a dooger<br />
HarborRandom852: are you?<br />
Starcubed: idk are you?<br />
HarborRandom852: im asking the questions here buckaroo<br />
Starcubed: i was first<br />
HarborRandom852: :x:<br />
HarborRandom852: vetoes<br />
chiefbozx: ''captain's log: chaos has been suffessfully instigated with a single strategic "ooga booga"''<br />
Starcubed: lol<br />
HarborRandom852: chaotic neutral<br />
<br />
[Discord] chiefbozx: oh no<br />
[Discord] chiefbozx: chat has reverted to one (1) brain cell<br />
[Discord] Pretzel: :x:<br />
[Councillor] MrMinecraft1423: :x:<br />
[Discord] Pretzel: we have 1.5 braincells!<br />
[Discord] Pretzel: "sorreh"<br />
[Discord] lalaboy: the server's gone smooth brain ''(replying to chiefbozx)''<br />
<br />
== chimata ==<br />
<br />
[Discord] chimata: a soa?<br />
[Discord] chimata: i almost typed soda<br />
Melecie: yesyes<br />
[Discord] chimata: <s>melsoda when</s><br />
Melecie: '''drink me'''<br />
Melecie: then we had the meltoaster<br />
Melecie: now we have the melsoda<br />
<br />
Spegit007: what's everyone doing?<br />
Starcubed: building the b9<br />
Melecie: looking at the b9<br />
chimata: trying to build the 9<br />
chimata: well i mean<br />
chimata: 9city<br />
chimata: wait no<br />
chimata: (9)city<br />
ModernArt: building the future T9 metro line<br />
chimata: it's (9) pm<br />
<br />
[LOTTERY] chimata just bought 25 tickets! Draw in 2s<br />
[LOTTERY] Congratulations to chimata for winning $177!<br />
chimata: rigged<br />
<br />
=={{u|CirclesPointless}}==<br />
_Lego_: does anyone want to see lego city<br />
frogggggg: sorry busy rn<br />
SoaPuffball: busy rn sry<br />
CirclesPointless: rn sry busy<br />
_Lego_: busy sry rn<br />
<br />
=={{u|cmrs345}}==<br />
<br />
Kitty: ooh nippia rendered on dynmap :D<br />
cmrs: 12 year olds be like '''''nippia haha'''''<br />
Kitty: cmrs how old are you?<br />
cmrs: 11<br />
<br />
==cody___73951==<br />
<br />
*cody___73951 thinks everyone is AWESOME<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: *thinks cody didn't take his meds<br />
<br />
*cody___73951 thinks everyone is overusing me (meant to say /me)<br />
<br />
==CodyHM==<br />
<br />
*I'm a heteromantic bisextual graysextual so probably won't get some d from me thanks<br />
*so you just love dick and have a high libido? (two mins later...) ok glad we've come to that understanding<br />
*that sounds like a redneck sex scene<br />
*that's cuz your not a councilor<br />
*and no, I am not a hungarian stripper<br />
<br />
CodyHM: p1<br />
CodyHM: p2<br />
CodyHM: p1<br />
CodyHM: oh, set smooth sandstone<br />
Vickiposa: cody<br />
CodyHM: yes<br />
Echohue: go to worldedit school<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
CodyHM: I have<br />
Echohue: go again<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: p1 > p2 > p1<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: returh<br />
Vickiposa: i would appreciate if you set out specific points beforehand with distinct blocks<br />
SoaPuffball: return<br />
CodyHM: ok<br />
<br />
*_sans05 is no longer AFK.<br />
CodyHM: All I am is Weier's road slave<br />
_sans05: I come back to that<br />
<br />
*Weier, why did you build a wall on the floor?<br />
<br />
=={{u|computerghost}}==<br />
<br />
*right quick<br />
*I'm not really a funny guy.<br />
*Let me check my math...<br />
*brb, getting ice for my computer.<br />
*I will ponder this.<br />
*Just pick up your toys when you're done. :P<br />
*<nowiki>* computerghost builds one of his flying machines with pistons. *</nowiki><br />
*First song not to get voted out! I new Melanie wouldn't fail me! :-)<br />
*<nowiki>*talking about horse business* You can have them in any color you want, as long as you want white.</nowiki><br />
*It's not much of a disguise. I literally became a guest and lose my admin powers. Oh, darn... how to get back... :/ Well I guess I'll just have to re-fill an app and work my way back up<br />
*(In Mumble) I was trying to impress a girl once so I grabbed an electric fence.<br />
<br />
*computerghost hugs angel*<br />
computerghost was slain by angelzer0<br />
<br />
=={{u|ConnConn2005}}==<br />
<br />
ConnConn2005: has anyone seen SoaPuffball? (SnowPuffball_ or SoaPuffball is present)<br />
SnowPuffball_: hai<br />
camelfantasy: *facepalm*<br />
<br />
=={{u|Conric005}}==<br />
<br />
*(after joining) I'm ''bacc''<br />
*(when confused) how in the ''hecc''...<br />
<br />
Conric005: city<br />
Citybuilder_ yes? <br />
Conric005: i'm at the point in my company<br />
Conric005: that my workers are basically toads<br />
Conric005: ''expendable''<br />
<br />
(solving [[The Metro Station Challenge]] 7)<br />
Conric005: I think have the metro station challenge thingy<br />
Conric005: Unless city was joking<br />
SkyjumperTalon: DM me your thoughts<br />
Citybuilder_: I thought you gave up<br />
Citybuilder_: xD<br />
Citybuilder_: I was joking<br />
Citybuilder_: there was already one in vermillion<br />
Citybuilder_: xD<br />
Citybuilder_: I wouldn't tell you if i knew lol<br />
Conric005: then im standing in a flight to vermillion from airchester for nothing?<br />
Citybuilder_: yes<br />
Conric005 left the game<br />
<br />
SkyjumperTalon: What's your town?<br />
Conric005: Bichwood<br />
<br />
(gets ranked up to mayor whilst typing)<br />
Conric005: city, i'm almost mayor<br />
Conric005: OH WAIT<br />
<br />
FooteChicken has joined the server<br />
Conric005: Welcome ''bawk''<br />
<br />
(Conric005 comes on minechat after finishing a math test)<br />
Conric005: Just finished a meth test<br />
Conric005: *math<br />
Conric005: *math<br />
<br />
Conric005: I sure do hope I dont slip off this building...<br />
Conric005 fell from a high place<br />
<br />
*Slap some flex tape over his mouth for good measure, we can't have him telling anyone about this<br />
*Conric005: I'll just drown my sorrow in thicc juice<br />
*im really good at drowning a carton of goldfish in 15 minutes<br />
<br />
[Discord] Conric005: city you should start a franchise and go big with it<br />
[Discord] Conric005: or take communist mcdonalds and take over the MRT<br />
<br />
Conric005: i have acquired my 7th cough drop<br />
<br />
Conric005: that's mama luigi to you mario<br />
hvt2011: Y<br />
Conric005: wait frick wrong chat<br />
chiefbozx: wat<br />
hvt2011: CONRIC<br />
hvt2011: WHY<br />
Conric005: don't question ut<br />
Echohue: how could that possibly have context<br />
Conric005: -\ (o.o) /-<br />
<br />
Conric005: it is i<br />
Conric005: the frenchest fry<br />
<br />
*beep beep lettuce<br />
*[Media] Conric005: the next astroslurp will be blue<br />
<br />
Conric005: '''free money'''<br />
SoaPuffball: me<br />
Conric005: over<br />
Conric005: d***<br />
<br />
first the new airfield is myles only then mylesheli gets a spot at the airport owned by the guy who hates helicopters<br />
this is an official declaration of war<br />
<br />
=={{u|Cookie46910}}==<br />
(chief, vicki, Yoshi and cookie are on)<br />
woorich999 joined the game.<br />
woorich999: hi<br />
Cookie46910: chief get out this is a secret admod meeting<br />
Cookie46910: woorich*<br />
Cookie46910: im dumb<br />
woorich999: aww<br />
woorich999 left the game.<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: chief is a secret admod<br />
chiefbozx: lmaooooooooo<br />
Cookie46910: yes yes<br />
<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game.<br />
Cookie46910: ushi<br />
hvt2011: ushi<br />
SoaPuffball: u s h i<br />
<br />
(around 5 minutes before restart)<br />
Cookie46910: last<br />
SoaPuffball: too early<br />
Vickiposa: it hasnt even hit 1 minute yet<br />
Cookie46910: last<br />
Echohue: cookie you're abnormally broken today<br />
Cookie46910: im always broken<br />
<br />
==CosmicCat90==<br />
<br />
*Now is there an art world? (Old World is being rendered)<br />
<br />
==[[User:Vibely|_cosmon]]==<br />
[Discord] frog and osha is like a tragic romance drama<br />
Oshawott_12: cosmon<br />
Oshawott_12: are you ok<br />
frogggggg: uh<br />
Oshawott_12: frog<br />
frogggggg: ye<br />
SoaPuffball: wat<br />
Oshawott_12: this is bad<br />
frogggggg: what is<br />
Oshawott_12: cosmon why<br />
<br />
* i decline, i am not working in a company called femboy hooters<br />
<br />
=={{u|Cortesi|CortesiRaccoon}}==<br />
<br />
*YOZI!<br />
<br />
*Dammit Yoshi!!!<br />
<br />
*Life is like a box of chocolates. If you are fat it will not last much<br />
<br />
Cortesi: Can i have some tunneling please?<br><br />
"MinecraftYoshi26 Left The Game"<br><br />
"Tom_Pairs Left The Game"<br><br />
"Just_robinho Left The Game"<br><br />
Cortesi: Dammit -_-<br />
<br />
Cortesi: Can i come in?<br><br />
chiefbozx teleported Cortesi to spawn<br><br />
Cortesi: Take that as a No<br />
<br />
*NO YOSHI NO!!<br />
<br />
*I CAME IN LIKE A CHIIIEEEEEEEFBOZZZXXXX!!!<br />
<br />
*JANET!!<br />
<br />
*If you loose an iphone, technology allows us to find wherever that may be.<br />
<br />
If you loose a plane with 239 passengers, nobody knows anything.<br />
<br />
*Cortesi is playing with a cat peluche, it makes meow, yay.<br />
<br />
*Cortesi goes ping<br />
<br />
Cortest: I believe I can fly<br />
Cortesi fell from a high place<br />
<br />
Chief please ''KOCK'' me<br />
<br />
Cortesi: England has no Kidney Bank, but it does have a Liverpool - Cortesi<br />
Tarheelscouse: And now my entire family hates you<br />
<br />
BaronThamesBank: Being a mod is nice because i work with people<br />
Cortesi: how do you know we are people <.< >.><br />
Cortesi: best they found us<br />
bestmate66: OMG!!!<br />
Cortesi: RUN!!!<br />
bestmate66: to the mothership!!<br />
<br />
im single after my last gf threw a muffin at me...<br />
<br />
*After Soleurs is having spassy movements in Minecraft*<br />
It's like watching 50th Shads of grades with no sound<br />
<br />
I want to change my prefix to '''{{colorbox|gray|{{color|#ff0000|[Pre}}{{color|#ffffff|mie}}{{color|#00ff00|r+]}}}}'''<br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki> CortesiRaccoon bought 1000000 tickets crashing the lottery forever<br />
<br />
*Player CortesiRaccoon kicked [Guest] for Banned.<br />
<br />
[Mod] CortesiRaccoon: I have been watching this conversation for 10 min and still didnt understand what the main topic is<br />
<br />
[Councillor] swirm32: can i get a w/e please<br />
[Mod] CortesiRaccoon: yes you cant<br />
<br />
Cortesi: (mail [meant to run /mail]<br />
Cortesi: dammit gave up my position<br />
Narnia17: ohai cort<br />
allifarki: fail<br />
Cortest: abort mission!<br />
Cortesi: ABORT<br />
Hightech_TR: lol<br />
{{color|yellow|CortesiRaccoon joined the game.}}<br />
<br />
Cortesi: I gotta go paste in the memorial thingy thangy thoongy thung<br />
fish, chief: wtf?<br />
<br />
{{color|yellow|CortesiRaccoon joined the game.}} <br><br />
kekkomatic: hi <br><br />
BangtanSky: Cort :D <br><br />
Cortesi: oh no im the only mod... <br><br />
Cortesi: nvm <br><br />
{{color|yellow|CortesiRaccoon left the game.}}<br />
<br />
*Who's your pusher<br />
<br />
*CortesiRaccoon temporarily banned [Guest] for 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds: You are the second weakest link. Goodbue..<br />
<br />
(talking about an essay)<br />
RacCort: Tell them everybody is stupid and media takes advantage of that<br />
RacCort: if that doesnt work just copy/paste stupid 1000 times<br />
<br />
==CrazyRocketGuy==<br />
<br />
*pandg3 was shot by CrazyRocketGuy using <nowiki>[[Insert Funny Bow Name Here]]</nowiki><br />
<br />
=={{u|Crepper|_crepper_}}==<br />
Yellowchamallow left the game<br />
[Senator] creeperface_: hi yellow<br />
<br />
[Senator+] Ardyle: are all singaporeans prodigious like you?<br />
[Councillor] TrainPro: lol<br />
[Councillor] TrainPro: good question<br />
[Councillor] TrainPro: ask crepper<br />
[Senator+] Ardyle: crapper you there?<br />
[Governor] _crepper_: yep<br />
[Senator+] Ardyle: your stance on the question above?<br />
[Governor] _crepper_: ask train<br />
<br />
CSnooster: ok<br />
<br />
=={{u|crimsonf0x}}==<br />
Foxwolf11: is it 0k if the lamp dies<br />
DaEdwards: yes<br />
mi_aquamarine: rest in peace lamp<br />
DaEdwards: rip lamp 2019-2019<br />
Foxwolf11: RIP lamp<br />
DaEdwards: i actually placed it this morning<br />
mi_aquamarine: oof<br />
DaEdwards: so it didnt last a day<br />
DaEdwards: rip<br />
Foxwolf11: haha<br />
<br />
Worrski: nah f0x didn't you hear<br />
DintyB: can we keep out of here pls<br />
Worrski: ppl will only vote for you if you have a catchy pun<br />
crimsonf0x: Oh?<br />
DintyB: like no-one who isnt in the fs cares<br />
crimsonf0x: Kay I got puns.<br />
DintyB: rip my brain does not be working<br />
Worrski: and no furry puns<br />
Worrski: don't.<br />
crimsonf0x: I'm paw-sitive that we need a public national rail.<br />
Worrski: STAHP<br />
DintyB: yes pls<br />
<br />
*Free Book Dispenser (referring to [[Bark Memorial]])<br />
<br />
Foxwolf11: ]<br />
Citybuilder_: B R A C K E T<br />
<br />
=={{u|CSnooster}}==<br />
ModernArt: if you want I can give it in embassies<br />
CSnooster: what are embassies<br />
ModernArt: oh god no<br />
CSnooster: modern what are embassies<br />
ModernArt: search it up<br />
Csnooster: no like in this contextt<br />
ModernArt: search it up<br />
AlphaDS: google translate if English is not your first language<br />
CSnooster: I know what an embassy is<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: what is your national language, csnooster?<br />
CSnooster: English<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: you know diplomatic mission?<br />
CSnooster: no<br />
PeacemakerX5: CS is not versed in politics<br />
ModernArt: embassy is just an embassy for a said country<br />
CSnooster: an embassy is like a mini part of a country in another country<br />
CSnooster: I think<br />
PeacemakerX5: no<br />
CSnooster: kk'<br />
ModernArt: CSnooster can you search it up please<br />
<br />
=={{u|CyAmethyst}}==<br />
<br />
*I may be gone for months, but that doesn't mean you can exploit me, woorich<br />
*Don't listen to him, he wants to turn you into a sandwich<br />
<br />
Tonster__ joined the game.<br />
Melecie: i toaster<br />
[Discord] Amethyst: in response to melecie's ''"i toaster''" thing... Introducing the MelToaster, on sale in the Nymphic Union<br />
<br />
=={{u|mikefishr|Cynra_}}==<br />
<br />
*<nowiki>*member joins Mumble sound plays* OH GOD!! (as seen here: </nowiki>http://youtu.be/u01IpZLhLzY?t=14m13s)<br />
*Le sigh.<br />
*Micheal: FlowsHD texture pack + Rudoplays shaders mod + epic modern mansion = OMG I JUST SH*T MYSELF :P | mfish: You just shot yourself? you should call the proper authorities<br />
<br />
mfish: yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye<br />
Kitty: WHAT DOES THE FISH SAY<br />
<br />
Supykun joined the game<br />
Supykun: I am back<br />
Mikefishr: Hi, back<br />
<br />
Mikefishr Joined The Game<br />
Mikefishr: Hell<br />
V _hnt: Hell to you too, mike.<br />
Macftrax: Hell!?!?<br />
<br />
(When Chimpy is trying to troll Cort by pushing him off the library roof)<br />
CaptainChimpy died<br />
Cort: I have 3 monitors, I can see what's going on.<br />
Chimpy: oh yeah...<br />
CortesiRaccoon died<br />
Mikefishr:You think I can't?<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: how many other people are in the may batch<br />
CynraSilver: uh<br />
CynraSilver: a number<br />
<br />
* Cynra_ afks! It's super effective!<br />
* Cynra_ is now AFK.<br />
<br />
Avaneesh2008: Can u kick notshort cyrna<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: hey cynra can you pls kick me from the game<br />
Cynra_: no<br />
frogggggg: for stealing enwrail spotlight<br />
SoaPuffball left the game.<br />
Player Cynra_ kicked SoaPuffball for sure.<br />
<br />
ModernArt: if jesus died for my thanksgiving dinner was he the turkey?<br />
autobus22: I MEAN Modern<br />
autobus22: the bible technically never says jesus was human<br />
ModernArt: true true<br />
VickiTori_: Jesus was a duck fun fact<br />
Cynra_: holy quack<br />
<br />
=={{u|AyyLion|daltdisneyland}}==<br />
I hate when a kill tries to hill me<br />
<br />
dope_cheese: s ?<br />
camelfantasy: s ?<br />
camelfantasy: s .<br />
dope_cheese: s .<br />
AyyLion: perhaps s shall be our always (reference to TFIOS)<br />
<br />
pools are just colorful public bathrooms<br />
<br />
when discussing the proper amount of o's to put in the word "home" when sung by a celebrity in the American national anthem:<br />
*takes deep breath*<br />
*exhales bc I heard the ice cream man brb*<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: if i coudl vote, i'd rather elect a dead honest man than a liar or idiot<br />
AyyLion: so you're voting for abraham lincoln?<br />
Skelezomperman: LOL<br />
SilverBubble: yeah!!!<br />
<br />
Narnia17: ayylion is about to type a bunch or r's just a warning<br />
AyyLion: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<br />
<br />
*im sorry the governor city of arcadia does not have enough builds for me to endorse for councillor<br />
<br />
==DaMarMan111==<br />
im poor can i get free supporter?<br />
<br />
==darkhawkshane==<br />
<br />
*sorry im busty (meant to say busy)<br />
<br />
=={{u|DCampite}}==<br />
<br />
*DCampite joined the game| any funny death messages lately? (when he was a guest)<br />
*my mom is surprised im permaguest (after his application got denied)<br />
<br />
DCampite thinks about robin irl one day. When he starts, this happens:<br />
*Just_robinho joined the game*<br />
<br />
*autobus22 joined the game*<br />
DCampite: hi bus (people usually call him auto)<br />
Ardyan: hi bus<br />
<br />
*allifarki joined the game*<br />
DCampite: hi ally<br />
allifarki: hi campy<br />
<br />
DCampite: semi back<br />
Diemundz: [http://bit.ly/1xEdTGo| Picture of the back of a semi truck]<br />
<br />
*DCampite joined the game*<br />
colaja953: ever sentence was gold but xD<br />
*Shirin_Maya joined the game*<br />
Skelezomperman: well he had so many guest quotes <br />
DCampite: who<br />
Shirin_Maya: hi<br />
DCampite: hi dcampite and shirin<br />
(He said hi to himself)<br />
<br />
godzilltrain joined the game<br />
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: hey all<br />
DCampite: recongrats godz<br />
Godz:re-thanks DCampite:)<br />
<br />
*I'm sure the staff call each other by irl names in Mumble<br />
<br />
=={{u|decorminecraft}}==<br />
<br />
*LOL (when literally smiling)<br />
*Oh god...<br />
*Wut...<br />
*...<br />
*I can fix that... (referring to an Elevator)<br />
*<nowiki>#IKEAFood</nowiki><br />
*I'm literally L.O.Ling right now...<br />
<br />
*When coming online on the server*<br />
*decorminecraft joined the game.*<br />
[Mod] hntredtie: DECORRRRR :D<br />
[Mayor] cgc747: ees decor!<br />
[Senator] decorminecraft: Heyy! :D<br />
<br />
*About establishing a rail connection*<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: youre not the correct rank<br />
[Trustee+] TonyTajiri: Oh<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: You need [MAypr]<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: ... *[Mayor] :P<br />
<br />
*When about to continue planning [[Thunderbird International Airport]]*<br />
<br />
[Senator] kiwirainbow: Decor, TBI? :D<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: Certainly! :D<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: But one sec, I'm trying to tame some ami=nals<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: ...<br />
[Admin] chiefbozx: Fail, decor. :P <br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: :P<br />
<br />
*Sure, I'll get those up and ready in a few eeks.<br />
<br />
*After doing parents a favour*<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: Sorry, had to light some candles.<br />
[Broadcast] boi, don't play with firee<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: lol<br />
[Councillor+] Casey_Jones3: Oh, shut up! That's all I do!<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: same<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: Broadcast, I'm lighting some candles to suck out the smell of cooking :P<br />
<br />
*Context: {{u|LondonThamesLink}} predicted that an unusually long server save would complete at 10 minutes, as it had said it was at 9 mins 30 secs. '''NOTE: some other chat messages were removed to reduce clutter'''*<br />
[Server] Save complete: 9m 57s<br />
[Senator+] LondonThamesLink: OH<br />
[Senator+] LondonThamesLink: YES<br />
[Mayor+] TheThirdOdd: london is officially the Lord of the Saves<br />
[Senator+] LondonThamesLink: Mwhahahahaha<br />
[Senator+] LondonThamesLink: lol<br />
[Governor+] decorminecraft: he's the "save"ior<br />
[Mayor+] TheThirdOdd: :x:<br />
[Mayor+] TheThirdOdd: bad<br />
[Senator+] LondonThamesLink: decor<br />
Skelezomperman left the game.<br />
[Senator+] LondonThamesLink: Out<br />
[Governor+] decorminecraft: wat<br />
*later, when discussing a succeeding server save potentially interrupts a current 15 minute server save*<br />
[Governor+] decorminecraft: ./kick save out, my turn<br />
[Senator+] LondonThamesLink: lol<br />
[Mayor+] TheThirdOdd: lmao<br />
<br />
=={{u|DeevyDeev}}==<br />
<br />
*This is the time of day when I don't understand what half the server is saying<br />
*(After Tom_Pairs shocked him) I have some shocking news... I was shocked!<br />
*I nominate Frumple for the new [Banned] rank.<br />
*'Murica... land of the moles.<br />
<br />
*Soleurs joined the game*<br />
Baseball02a: Hello, Moleurs!<br />
Soleurs: Damn it, Baseball!<br />
<br />
*Public portion will start when Half-Life 3 is released<br />
<br />
Baseball02a: First person voted out of Survivor: Taco-Bacon Forest...<br />
Baseball02a: Frumple.<br />
Skelezomperman: lol.<br />
Baseball02a: The tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.<br />
<br />
Baseball: Iam giving plots, any size but don't say anythign rediculous like 100x100<br />
autobbus22: okay give me a 99x99 for my megastore<br />
lalaboy:6999x1 :P<br />
baseball: EHHHHH<br />
<br />
Baseball02a: Guests are accidentally breaking everything today :S<br />
Baseball02a: Next thing you know, they'll say "whoops, I accidentally broke this entire city" :P<br />
<br />
*I almost hit the push to talk button on Mumble to talk to my mom XD<br />
<br />
''(on Discord, #media, when Baseball02 wonders why Four Seasons railways is not going to Wythern)''<br />
Baseball02: No Wythern?<br />
CyAmethyst: Baseball pls, all roads don't have to lead to Wythern<br />
CyAmethyst: This isn't Italy, m9<br />
Baseball02: ''brb renaming city to Rome''<br />
TrainPro: LOL<br />
CyAmethyst: Baseball, the Rome Emperor incarnate<br />
Baseball02: Ahem, that is Caesar to you. :P<br />
TrainPro: imitating Rome :thinking:<br />
CyAmethyst: Yep, this deserves to be on Funny Quotes, tbh<br />
TrainPro: Why not<br />
<br />
*This is a tacoist server, no swearing<br />
<br />
=={{u|DevranTheBoyxD|DevyySky}}==<br />
<br />
MaxStewartS: TACOS TACOS TACOS<br />
MaxStewartS: Everybody:<br />
DevranTheBoyxD: Omnomnom<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: too modern lol (refering to DeuxBleux's house in Nymphalia which was transformed)<br />
SoaPuffball: but you can keep it<br />
DeuxBleux: but<br />
DeuxBleux: but<br />
DevranTheBoyxD: Butt<br />
DeuxBleux: I like it<br />
<br />
Starcubed: youre 16?<br />
Starcubed: i thought you were 18<br />
DevyySky: Maybe xD<br />
...<br />
Metromap_svg: but generally speaking dating has no age limits<br />
Metromap_svg: only marriage<br />
jamess__: as long as they're not in a positon of care such as a teacher then ye<br />
Starcubed: i mean<br />
Starcubed: unless youre emmanuel macron<br />
Starcubed: then in that case marry your teacher<br />
DevyySky O ye sure imma let me fuck by my teacher xD<br />
Metromap_svg: or any position which may threaten your integrity<br />
...<br />
Metromap_svg: devvy that quote, out of context is epic<br />
DevyySky: XD<br />
...<br />
Metromap_svg brb gonna put on funny quotes<br />
<br />
camelfantasy joined the server<br />
Metromap_svg: sus<br />
camelfantasy: hi<br />
mi_aquamarine: hello<br />
Metromap_svg: welcome back<br />
DevyySky: Anal is back yay<br />
camelfantasy: wat<br />
Metromap_svg: wat<br />
_Mossie: O_O<br />
rocko6alex: oh my<br />
DevyySky: :3<br />
<br />
DevyySky: Get yo ass over here real quick luv _<br />
Mossie: :/ S<br />
ansNotLuigi: what <br />
mi_aquamarine: :x: <br />
mi_aquamarine: banned <br />
camelfantasy: banned <br />
SansNotLuigi: band <br />
MatauPlays0: banned <br />
mi_aquamarine: unacceptable! <br />
Metromap_svg: ban <br />
MatauPlays0: ban ban ban<br />
<br />
==DintyB==<br />
DintyB: petition for frog to change his ign to frogeeeeee<br />
frogggggg: :x:<br />
DintyB: :white_check_mark:<br />
SoaPuffball: :why_check_mark:<br />
powerminer01: :chech_mark:<br />
ArizTrad: chezh_mark:<br />
DintyB: :flag_ch:<br />
<br />
_fwis: bruh i have 6 mosquito bites on my legs and 4 on my left arm now<br />
DintyB: you've been atacked by the <s>mossies</s>''mozzies''<br />
<br />
[Discord] Dinty: Ok killed it<br />
[Discord] Dinty: It could well be auth servers<br />
[Discord] Dinty: I'll investigate when on pc later<br />
[Senator] wheresmyspegit: killed your bot right not a person /j<br />
[Mod+] AP_Red: You're gonna hate me for this: It had just started to work<br />
[Senator+] LondonThameslink: WHAT<br />
LDShadowLord left the game.<br />
Player Console kicked LDShadowLord for You have been kicked for idling more than 15 minutes..<br />
[Senator+] LondonThameslink: XD<br />
[Discord] Dinty: Oh fuck off<br />
[Senator+] LondonThameslink: '''LOL'''<br />
[Senator+] LondonThameslink: fantastic drama from the MRT staff XD<br />
<br />
==Dexter249==<br />
<br />
*kitty please un afk.<br />
*dc no more afk.<br />
<br />
Van: what nj turnpike.<br />
Dexter: nj turnpike nyc.<br />
<br />
*Hawks are you a boner.<br />
*dexter249 connected with a taco using bugs and cheese.<br />
*I don't have permission from my mom to get mumble.<br />
<br />
Dexter: i buy feline holdings<br />
Kitty: feline holdings is not for sale<br />
Dexter: fack<br />
Dexter: whos companies are for sale<br />
<br />
*music 30 joined the game<br />
*Mrt Deadlier than a 747 with a 4 engine failure over the pacific<br />
*Dexter249 was plundered by davy jones<br />
*Captain_Swearword (referring to Captain_Arsewipe)<br />
*cowabunga<br />
*cowadeerba<br />
*Dexter249 was slain by pickaxe guru using Derpy pickaxe (golden)<br />
*Fights back with stabby knives<br />
*I LIKE TRAINS!<br />
*GARY! C TM<br />
*FAILTOPIA<br />
*server derp<br />
*my power blipped (This may not be funny but blip is a funny word)<br />
*i lose my internetz<br />
*airport rp<br />
*music keep's losing hsi rank<br />
*(after broadcast announces the east line for eastconnect will be open)<br />
<br />
Dexter : Broadcast may i have your taco stash<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] : no<br />
<br />
Dexter : lol<br />
<br />
James: classic broadcast<br />
<br />
*i'm the mayeur [mayor] of undergroundville<br />
<br />
=={{u|Diemundz}}==<br />
<br />
*Well that's just N@$Ty.<br />
*Well, it appears that the 49-0ers are losing.<br />
*I pity the fool who don't ride MRT.<br />
*I just finished reading a book called "The Mariana Trench". Very deep.<br />
<br />
[Insert Name Here] fell out of the world<br />
Diemundz: Prank /call!<br />
<br />
*WHAMMO!<br />
*Well, my entry into the ''Guinness Book of World Records'' for "Fastest Van Finding" didn't last long.<br />
<br />
Diemundz: Ahschnappoh<br />
Tom_1277: wut<br />
<br />
DCampite: semi back<br />
Diemundz: [http://bit.ly/1xEdTGo| Picture of the back of a semi truck]<br />
<br />
(when people are asking about getting heads)<br />
i can give anyone head<br />
oh wait<br />
that sounded bad<br />
<br />
*Diemundz kills Livemundz<br />
<br />
TrainPro: rip<br />
TrainPro: me<br />
* Diemundz rips TrainPro in half<br />
AdanWongCL2: lol<br />
_HeavenAngel_: NICE<br />
Diemundz: You're welcome<br />
<br />
TrainPro: why on minechat?<br />
Diemundz: because reasons<br />
<br />
* Diemundz is now AFK.<br />
* Diemundz is no longer AFK.<br />
Diemundz: LIES<br />
<br />
*no buts no coconuts<br />
<br />
soso123: ATTN = Achwalogen Takaschin TacoNight<br />
Diemundz: oh so that's how you spell achdogsjin thumbtackistan<br />
<br />
(Talking about the NORImark Motors Mk2 ECO 2)<br />
Modern: Your bus looks fat<br />
Diemundz: Stop body shaming my buses<br />
Diemundz: It lowers their self esteem<br />
<br />
(Talking about CarbonM14)<br />
Member: Whatever happened to carbon?<br />
Diemundz: He turned into diemundz<br />
<br />
Diemundz: Just a reminder that I HATE being boxed, even MORE than _frozen<br />
Diemundz: So whatever you do, DO NOT box me when i go AFK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED<br />
* Diemundz is now AFK.<br />
SevenBridges: I think Diemundz is watching us<br />
SevenBridges: I know it<br />
Canadian_K9: .......<br />
* Diemundz is no longer AFK.<br />
Diemundz: I'm not<br />
* Diemundz is now AFK.<br />
AyyLion: LOL<br />
SevenBridges: LOL<br />
Architect_21: LOL<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Derpy_Melon:}} I have AZNT222<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Derpy_Melon:}} (A2, ZN2, T2)<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Diemundz:}} AZNT222 sounds like some strange perscription drug<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Diemundz:}} ask your doctor if AZNT222 is right for you<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Diemundz:}} AZNT222 may cause heart failure kidney explosions and an erection lasting longer than 4 hours<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Diemundz:}} DO NOT USE AZNT222 IF YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO CAPS SPAM WITHIN THE LAST 48 HOURS<br />
<br />
== DNAMaster10 ==<br />
2/28/22 @4:05P EST<br />
<br />
DNAmaster10: ooh tropical vibes with this song<br />
<br />
DNAmaster10: sorry meant to type than on whatsapp<br />
<br />
RadiantRanger26: lmao<br />
<br />
=={{u|dope_cheese}}==<br />
<br />
dope: I've missed camel every day i've come on here gg<br />
MIKE24DUDE: haven't seen him recently<br />
dope: he was just on 30 mins ago...<br />
MIKE24DUDE: oh lol<br />
VernCow: right...<br />
camelfantasy joined the game<br />
CaptainChimpy: LOL<br />
<br />
*washingcube, how many lines does nktrain have?<br />
<br />
*ptime @boob<br />
<br />
*i didnt break those holes<br />
<br />
*while building the friendzone box*<br />
<br />
dope: i see the future<br />
<br />
dope: so close yet...<br />
<br />
dope: so far<br />
<br />
Ardyan: you see me?<br />
<br />
dope: AH<br />
<br />
Ardyan: well too bad <br />
<br />
dope: dope_ardydick<br />
<br />
dope:CRAP<br />
<br />
Ardy: LOL<br />
<br />
dope: ******duck<br />
<br />
=={{u|DoTehKeno}}==<br />
<br />
[Trustee] TheFlash966: i won a lottery right<br />
<br><br />
[Trustee] TheFlash966: i have LOTS of $$$<br />
<br><br />
[LOTTERY] DoTehKeno_ just bought 3 tickets!<br />
<br><br />
[Citizen] DoTehKeno_: #Poo<br />
<br><br />
[Trustee] TheFlash966: for some reason I have $436<br />
<br><br />
[Citizen] DoTehKeno_: r<br />
<br />
== {{u|RR 3|DoubR}} ==<br />
[Discord] DoubR: Ima tell you the story where i brought clothes from the soup store<br />
[Discord] DoubR: When i was a little boy<br />
[Head Admin+] chiefbozx: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE<br />
[Discord] DoubR: I went to the shopping mall-<br />
[Discord] DoubR: Well<br />
[Discord] DoubR: Its a long story<br />
[Discord] DoubR: So you need to listen<br />
[Head Admin+] chiefbozx: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kqbKEqzsAI<br />
[Discord] DoubR: Since there was a cashier selling clothes<br />
<br />
==dragonbloon419==<br />
<br />
*In a PM<br />
<br />
For the WhaleLinQ to Welsbury... (I forget the rest)<br />
<br />
*In dcse you couldn;t trell I'm not great at tyyping<br />
<br />
*why ask for a w/e when you can ask for a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!<br />
<br />
*when playing spleef*<br />
first time I lost since I played against armor stands<br />
and yes<br />
I lost to armor stands<br />
by brealing the block under yourself<br />
<br />
[Mayor] time2makemymove: who owns chime rail<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: Kenta1651<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: I think<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: numbers may be rwong<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wrongg<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wtong<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wtont<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wron<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: WRONG<br />
<br />
''When talking about boats''<br />
Dragonbloon419: Though it wasn't connected to a dick in Risima until recently.<br />
Dragonbloon419: *DOCK<br />
<br />
''After making some odd typos''<br />
Dragonbloon419: I was typing with one hyand there<br />
Dragonbloon419: Was trying to have a drung<br />
Dragonbloon419: *drug<br />
Dragonbloon419: *DRINK<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: the Frosty's Ice Cream Shop? (named before {{u|Frosty_Creeper10|frosty_creeper}} :P)<br />
SoaPuffball: and [[Frosty Rivers|my town]] double :P<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 joined the game.<br />
SoSo123: OMG SUMMONED<br />
dragonbloon419: wait a moment soso<br />
SoSo123: SUMMONED<br />
SoaPuffball: wb creeper<br />
SoSo123: Dragon! >:(<br />
* SoSo123 proceeds to roast dragonbloon419 for cooking Archi<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: soa didn't seem to, so I expained it<br />
dragonbloon419: *ecplained<br />
dragonbloon419: *exmpalem<br />
dragonbloon419: *explained<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
autobus22: eczema<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419 joined the game.<br />
dragonbloon419: gu't*ghiut<br />
dragonbloon419: *Ujt<br />
dragonbloon419: *hi<br />
<br />
U ibly justklooged on<br />
*I only just logged on<br />
<br />
*dragonbloon419 is no longer AFK.<br /><br />
{{color|lightblue|[Pudding]}}Halfy_Crafty: wb<br /><br />
{{color|cyan|[Eggnog]}}johngi: hang on<br /><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:hjjx<br /><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T8xh<br /><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T*hx<br /><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T*xh<br /><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:*thx<br /><br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}{{color|grey|Halfy_Crafty:}}i'm fire<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}}{{color|grey|dragonbloon419:}}who set my chair on fire?<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}}{{color|grey|ModernArt:}}OOOF<br />
{{color|orange|MrPyromaniac_ joined the game}}<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}}{{color|grey|dragonbloon419:}}wb<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}}{{color|grey|Hightech_TR:}}<i>totally not me\</i><br />
{{color|cyan|[Trustee]}}{{color|grey|TheGreenKangaroo:}}wb<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}{{color|grey|Halfy_Crafty:}}wb<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}}{{color|grey|dragonbloon419:}}that timing though<br />
<br />
''auto makes weird sounds in discord voice'' <br><br />
auto is a propeller horse confirmed<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: ooh this gold course is looking nive<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: gold course<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: nive<br />
dragonbloon419: (godfl<br />
mi_aquamarine: gOlD!?!?!?!?!?<br />
dragonbloon419: *gold<br />
dragonbloon419: *Gold<br />
mi_aquamarine: wHeRe<br />
dragonbloon419: *(Gol<br />
dragonbloon419: *gold<br />
dragonbloon419: d-it<br />
dragonbloon419: *golff<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: spam :P<br />
dragonbloon419: *gold<br />
dragonbloon419: *GOLF<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: ...golf<br />
<br />
*as I have sometimes said before, my typing skills are about on par with those of a flower pot<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: f is my sprint key<br><br />
Johngi: but why<br><br />
dragonbloon419: ,pre cpmrfprtam;e<br><br />
mi_aquamarine: 国语<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *more fcomgrafate<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *conrtable<br><br />
Johngi: here we go<br><br />
camelfantasy: e.e<br><br />
dragonbloon419:*conmrafrante<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comfrabkl<br><br />
time2makemymove: anyone else wish to purchase an advertisement package that i spoke of on #media?<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comftrable<br><br />
camelfantasy: we need a wiki page dedicated to dragonitis<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comfortabwe<br><br />
Johngi: elevator music<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comfortanle<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comfortable<br><br />
Johngi: getting there<br><br />
camelfantasy: :clap:<br><br />
Johngi: YAY<br><br />
Johngi: :clap<br><br />
Johngi: :<br><br />
dragonbloon419: come for table<br><br />
mi_aquamarine: there you go<br><br />
mi_aquamarine: :P<br><br />
time2makemymove: you missed this one john<br><br />
Johngi: :clap<br><br />
Johngi: *:clap:<br />
<br />
ahhhh my loads aren't chunking<br />
*chunks aren't loading<br />
my mind tuenred noff :P<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: anyways what did you say about reviewing the monkey?<br />
dragonbloon419: *BUNKER<br />
Vulpicula: monkey?<br />
dragonbloon419: how did I say monkey<br />
<br />
* dragonbloon419 is no longer AFK.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi typo<br />
dragonbloon419: ,.,,<br />
dragonbloon419: (...<br />
dragonbloon419: **<br />
Echohue: lmao<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: wffffffffffff wfWeW<br />
dragonbloon419: pops<br />
dragonbloon419: (oops<br />
dragonbloon419: **<br />
[Discord] Echo: wat<br />
MaxStewartS: Dragonitus<br />
dragonbloon419: that is, as mjp calls it, the "dragon keyboard sneeze"<br />
<br />
w<br />
,LA:ME:<br />
oops<br />
accidentaly hitting the keyboarding<br />
&*keybaybord<br />
*keyboard<br />
<br />
=={{u|Duechayapol}}==<br />
Duechayapol: If you stares at me one more time. (talking to kittycat11231)<br />
Kittycat11231: *stares at Due*<br />
Duechayapol: I will ruin Kitania!!!!<br />
Kittycat11231: NOOO!<br />
-<br />
(in mumble)<br />
Duechayapol: who is chief?<br />
chiefbozx shocked Duechayapol<br />
-<br />
Tom_Pairs: Give me a minute<br />
Duechayapol: minute starts now.<br />
Tom_Pairs shocked Duechayapol<br />
-<br />
Duechayapol: Don't you dare teleport to me on y:90000<br />
(lalaboy67 teleports Duechayapol to 0 90000 0)<br />
Duechayapol: oh f____ <br />
Duechayapol: Pineapples!<br />
-<br />
(when Due struggles to find his new transit name)<br />
Heaven: pie<br />
Due: Thanks for suggesting my transit name, heaven.<br />
Heaven: yayyy<br />
Due: Pielumpus<br />
<br />
*hai<br />
*My name is not Duech.<br />
<br />
''Note: The dash is use to seperate the passages.''<br />
<br />
=={{u|Cact0|Echohue}}==<br />
<br />
*woorich accept tpa or you spontaniously combust<br />
*THIS IS <s>SPARTA</s> PIXL!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
*'''Gates at SSI will always cost 2.3 cents less than the purchaser's balance, guarenteed.'''<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: Is anyone online decent at buildings vans<br />
Vickiposa: in terms of dress rehearsal results<br />
Cact0: oh vicki is on<br />
Cact0: my god<br />
Vulpicula: Need a delivery van for SAIL<br />
Cact0: I thought you were vulpi<br />
Cact0: god f*****g d****t<br />
Cact0: i did it ahain<br />
Vulpicula: LET THE CONFUSION COMMENCE<br />
Vickiposa: LET THE CONFUSION COMMENCE<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: if i do wotd it will be a word you probably ahve never heard of before<br />
Cact0: "E"<br />
MojangChan: dinklesh*t<br />
<br />
[Discord] Cact0: I was attempting to get to West Calbar but I'll have to try t get there myself<br />
[Discord] Cact0: one crash at a time<br />
<br />
[Project1] Cact0: M<br />
[Project2] Cact0: O<br />
[Project3] Cact0: O<br />
[Project4] Cact0: !<br />
[P4] SoaPuffball: O<br />
[Project1] Cact0: C<br />
[Project2] Cact0: O<br />
[P3] SoaPuffball: denided<br />
[Project3] Cact0: f**k<br />
[Project4] Cact0: W<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: why does everyone hate pineapple on pizza<br />
[Discord] Cact0: Because it's a f*****g abomination<br />
SoaPuffball: why is it<br />
[Discord] Cact0: BecUse Kr is<br />
[Discord] Cact0: F**k<br />
[Discord] Cact0: Because it is<br />
SoaPuffball: rip<br />
[Discord] PineappleMaster2: 10/10<br />
<br />
Conric005: does anyone know of a head i can use for an airport security guard '''other than the head of tom'''<br />
Cact0: uhh<br />
Cact0: the head of tom<br />
SoaPuffball: Tom_Pairs's head<br />
Conric005: boi<br />
<br />
AyyLion: cAn I hAvE a WoRlD eDiT<br />
Cact0: sUrE aYyLiOn<br />
AyyLion: ok tp it's very complicated<br />
Cact0: ok<br />
Ayyion: the white wool is p1 and p2<br />
Cact0: ok<br />
AyyLion: stack 1 million in all directions<br />
Cact0: points set<br />
Cact0: ok<br />
Cact0: there you go<br />
AyyLion: it didn't work :(<br />
Cact0: :(<br />
Cact0: block limit<br />
Cact0: obviously<br />
AyyLion: cact0 is a fraud<br />
SoaPuffball: why am i suffocating<br />
Cact0: because i stacked white wool 1000000<br />
<br />
*remember the rules say: the staff are required to act as a taxi service, please ask them for tping you to coordinates.<br />
<br />
Cookie46910: hvt me want purnt<br />
[Discord] Echo: PURNT<br />
[Discord] Echo: the mrt staff's only actual responsibility is to moderate her<br />
[Discord] Echo: hvt<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: >her<br />
[Discord] Echo: m o d e r a t e h e r<br />
<br />
Starcubed: do you mind if i reclaim land<br />
[Discord] Echo: uhh<br />
[Discord] As long as it still has a beach and isn't landscarry<br />
[Discord] If it's a landscar I'll eat your dog<br />
Starcubed: dont worry<br />
Starcubed: its already eaten<br />
[Discord] Echo: oof<br />
<br />
Echohue: running contest starts now, it's Echohue vs Echohue<br />
Echohue: echohue wins!<br />
Echohue: funding was cut short for the rest of the olympia games, so this will be our only contest folks<br />
Echohue: '''echohue''' has been awarded first place, '''echohue''' has been awarded second place, and finally '''echohue''' is in third.<br />
Echohue: there will be no prizes given out tonight because we're bankrupt<br />
Echohue: '''fin.'''<br />
<br />
Echohue: soa<br />
Echohue: put your flags<br />
Echohue: on these poles<br />
SoaPuffball: busy<br />
Echohue: or I eat you<br />
Echohue: no<br />
Echohue: you're not busy now<br />
SoaPuffball: are you sure about that<br />
Echohue: do it<br />
Echohue: yes<br />
SoaPuffball: actually i'm doing something for sesese9<br />
Echohue: big rich<br />
Echohue: you do it<br />
Echohue: dun be lazy<br />
woorich999: im busy<br />
Echohue: or I force kang into slavery<br />
Echohue: do you want that<br />
<br />
[Discord] Echo: thicc juice comes from thicc trees<br />
Conric005: fake news<br />
Vickiposa: thicc trees come from thicc seeds<br />
SoaPuffball: thicc seeds come from thicc fruits<br />
SoaPuffball: lies Conric005<br />
[Discord] Echo: thicc fruits come from thicc trees<br />
[Discord] the cycle repeats.<br />
<br />
*my cat is mooing<br />
*"City of the Port of the City of Deadbush"<br />
<br />
I'm a big fan too<br />
[[File:Bigfan.png]]<br />
<br />
*why am I watching an hour special about ropes and chains<br />
<br />
MistleSoa: hello citybuilder_<br />
Echohue: hello snowpuffball_<br />
MistleSoa: do you know who Echohue is<br />
Echohue: no<br />
MistleSoa: oh<br />
<br />
<br />
Echohue: who wants a supermarket<br />
Cookie46910: me!<br />
Echohue: yay<br />
Cookie46910: no money tho<br />
Echohue: :(<br />
Cookie46910: I pay you .001<br />
Echohue: you can have one block of the supermarket<br />
Cookie46910: ok<br />
Echohue: where do you want it<br />
Cookie46910: right here<br />
Cookie46910: :( can I have a better block<br />
Echohue: ok<br />
Cookie46910: can I pay $1 for a sign labeling it?<br />
Echohue: sure<br />
Cookie46910: :)))<br />
Echohue: :D<br />
<br />
i____7d: what shd i build next in kiynraer<br />
Echohue: elephent<br />
i____7d: no<br />
_Lego_: elephenty<br />
Echohue: :(<br />
SansNotLuigi: i agree with echo<br />
<br />
*if you smash your keyboard hard enought you become a certified hacker<br />
<br />
==EchoMiner99==<br />
<br />
*okay i teleport you but dont grief please illbringyou here i get you banned when you grief and what the F* is Bluetech and why is it here kthxbye! "EchoMiner99" left the game<br />
<br />
==EliteNeon==<br />
<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|EliteNeon:}} ./kill Everyone (except me) who says #NO<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} #no<br />
EliteNeon Died (''By A Mod'')<br />
<br />
*Nukes Hendon*<br />
<br />
'''{{color|purple|[P3]}}''' {{color|grey|EliteNeon:}} camelfantasy?<br />
'''{{color|purple|[P3]}}''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} its Canalfentasy<br />
'''{{color|purple|[P3]}}''' {{color|grey|EliteNeon:}} Analfantasy?<br />
<br />
EliteNeon: i sell my rights to froggg<br />
Echohue: you're selling yourself to slavary elite?<br />
<br />
EliteNeon: how long have you two been married?<br />
SoaPuffball: who?<br />
JM_Ijsselwroomen: wat<br />
[Discord] Skele: lolwut<br />
Valkorion314: I'm sorry wat<br />
EliteNeon: its a joke<br />
[Discord] Skele: no u<br />
EliteNeon: a line i say when i see two people getting all handsy<br />
EliteNeon: or in this case whenever i feel like it<br />
<br />
That dias is kinda my baby<br />
<br />
EliteNeon: w/e time<br />
EliteNeon: -2330<br />
EliteNeon: -16042<br />
EliteNeon: 68<br />
EliteNeon: 69<br />
EliteNeon: order 1 marked yellow<br />
EliteNeon: murder grass, clay to air<br />
hang on hitting on pretty bi girl<br />
<br />
==ellinas_george==<br />
ellinas_george: im exploring lala lolol<br />
lalaboy: that spunded rather wrong wothout the comma<br />
<br />
==enjineer30302==<br />
<br />
*Hey ben, are you at thingymajiggy land?<br />
<br />
''Mumble''<br />
''Plays Nyan Cat''<br />
Am I annoying anyone?<br />
''(All)'': YES!<br />
<br />
(enjineer and KittyCat come back from a private channel, in Mumble)<br />
engineer: Tom?<br />
Tom_Pairs: Yes?<br />
enjineer: Have you boned anyone?<br />
*everyone busts out laughing*<br />
Tom_Pairs: What..?<br />
enjineer: Can you bone me?<br />
<br />
(After enjineer died)<br />
<br />
*Who likked me? (Meant to say killed but accidentally switched the letters)<br />
<br />
=={{u|InDev|EspiDev}}==<br />
<br />
*Welcome to [[Pixl]]! We're a pixel on DynMap!" (On Discord with {{u|Seshpenguin}})<br />
*Citizens jump in the hoooole!" (On Discord)<br />
<br />
=={{u|ezzocraft}}==<br />
*when talking about afc - away from computer*<br />
Achowalogen Fatakchsin Covina?<br />
<br />
[Derpy_Melon]: /◦\<br />
[ezzocraft]: if you cant beat em<br />
[ezzocraft]: join em<br />
<br />
*fartwater, rank Smellnator<br />
<br />
*so cheap it also serves the addition of emptying your wallet (referring to _Kastle's station)<br />
<br />
AP_Red: Question: I've got a large space in a station, what should I do with it?<br />
_ezzo: close it<br />
SoSo123: LOL<br />
ByteMega: LOL<br />
tomtomy8: big shop<br />
_ezzo: remove it<br />
ByteMega: give it to me<br />
SoaPuffball: add shops<br />
SoaPuffball: mall<br />
SoSo123: put a statue of nicki minaj in it<br />
SoaPuffball: build an airport<br />
ByteMega: demolish it and build a reeducation camp on the site<br />
_ezzo: build an a-road<br />
AP_Red: Probably a gountain<br />
<br />
*the bridge now holds 35 grams of traffic compared to the old bridge's 2000kg<br />
<br />
_ezzo: sorry we don't accept war<br />
_ezzo: only cash<br />
<br />
==FiorkG==<br />
<br />
*Yes frosting i am thrusting in you guys<br />
*I am editing this funny quote NOW<br />
*LDShadowLord prepare yourself to have a FUNNY QUOTE<br />
<br />
LegendOfYukari: also i can get to gemstride now<br />
LegendOfYukari: my fav deadbush sattelite<br />
Vickiposa: SoaPuffball joined the game.<br />
Fiork18: yaaaaaay<br />
Fiork18: Soapuff i wanna see CIA planes<br />
hvt2011: boi<br />
hvt2011: hes not online<br />
<br />
=={{u|FooteChicken|Foote_Chicken}}==<br />
FooteChicken: I think I put too many pickles<br />
FooteChicken: *sea pickles<br />
DaEdwards: time2putafunnyquote<br />
willowars: lol i want a funny quote too<br />
FooteChicken: time2addafunnyquote<br />
FooteChicken: jk<br />
FooteChicken: time2addmorepickles<br />
<br />
[Discord] FooteChicken: ok google, shut down my chromebook<br />
[Discord] FooteChicken: wait<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.<br />
EliteNeon: Soa<br />
EliteNeon: Bad.<br />
Foote_Chicken: no its a test to see if something should be replaced by a bus for no reason.<br />
<br />
[Discord] London150: nuke terminals don't exist<br />
Foote_Chicken: this nuke terminates here. all change please<br />
<br />
everywhere you go close to the water the fastbois can be heard killing themselves<br />
that is supposed to be a poem<br />
a bad one<br />
<br />
Foote_Chicken: <s>what's blue, red, and rhymes with dead whale</s><br />
[Discord] _fwis: what<br />
* Narnia17 doesn't get the joke<br />
Foote_Chicken: hint: it has movies<br />
[Discord] _fwis: no idea<br />
Foote_Chicken: hint 2: fred<br />
[Discord] _fwis: no idea<br />
Melecie: fred rail<br />
[Discord] _fwis: ...<br />
Narnia17: oh lmao<br />
Foote_Chicken: that took too long you fred fail<br />
Foote_Chicken: /s<br />
Melecie: :(<br />
Foote_Chicken: ok you didn't fail <s>you just lost the game</s><br />
Melecie: yes we did<br />
Narnia17: SON OF A BISCUIT<br />
Narnia: :(<br />
Foote_Chicken: excuse me im not the gingerbread man<br />
* Foote_Chicken moos<br />
<br />
Melecie: and now the cities of the world<br />
[Discord] i____7d: United States Canada Mexico Panama Haiti Jamaica Peru<br />
[Discord] Foote_Chicken: oparia oparia oparia i forgot the rest huff huff huff<br />
<br />
* windows aero airfield (referring to [[Windus Aura Airfield]])<br />
<br />
=={{u|frankbros429}}==<br />
<br />
*Really thoiugh the island where huntington is should be called yoshi's island if anyone gets the joke.<br />
<br />
frankbros429: dangit camel wish you could of seen my fk box it was funny<br />
DullesTdt: fk box?<br />
<br />
Woah Gemmy!<br />
It's Erebor on steroids!<br />
<br />
*Luckily it isn't Kentucky fried Kalmar.<br />
<br />
==FredTheTimeLord==<br />
_Kastle: also mishka could you have fred move his rail thing underground<br />
MishkaMan: yeah no problem<br />
MishkaMan: fred move your thing underground<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Narnia, could you help me move this?<br />
camelfantasy: i like how you're just passing the job down the line :P<br />
<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: Fred, go and **** your Jazz.<br />
[Governor] RLcrafters: .<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: i just noticed<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: Oh, a fill in the blank!<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: wheres my chocolate bread<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: GG Modern<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to... PLAY my jazz!<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: *summons a saxophone*<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: * F***<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: kill?<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to FRED my jazz?<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: I can do that<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: FU**<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: YAy its HERE<br />
[[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: FUNK my jazz? Okay<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: GG<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: LOL<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: *Makes jazz funky*<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: **C*<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: A C?<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: LICK!<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: bad<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_o<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_o<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_O<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to LICK my jazz<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: bad fred<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: IMDONE<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: Yh sure, why not?<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: Hey canal <br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: wat<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: ''Ya like jazz?''<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: *nukes Bakersville*<br />
<br />
*I have been reborn '''''into a Fred Rail pepper shacker'''''<br />
<br />
FredTheTimeLord: I don't like to bet my money<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
[LOTTERY] FredTheTimeLord just bought 20 tickets!<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
camelfantasy: xD<br />
<br />
[Discord] FredTheTimeLord: Hey hvt want to merge BluRail with Fred Rail but I get 51% of control?<br />
[Discord] hvt2011: no<br />
<br />
[Discord] FredTheTimeLord: Go go gadget communist crusher<br />
MF_moj: go go gadget crotch extender<br />
<br />
*18 mrt guests in the showers at Fred Ranch, big hard egos wanting to play spleed, give them member and they'll probably grief<br />
<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: Imma stab a lag spike through ur heart<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: Is this how you kill frumple?<br />
[Discord] Pretzel: err<br />
[Discord] Pretzel: you kill Frumple with raw ground beef<br />
[Discord] Missa_Solemnis: Take away Frumple's tacos<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: more like give him food poisoning<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: his onLY sOos of PoWEr<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: remember to make sure your meat is safe to eat<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: I locked my meat in a safe and forgot my combination<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: what did I just say?<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: i just reread that sentance jeezus crist<br />
<br />
FredTheTimeLord joined the game.<br />
[Conductor+] FredTheTimeLord: hello<br />
[Conductor+] FredTheTimeLord: please excuse my nudity<br />
FredTheTimeLord left the game.<br />
<br />
==Freskooo==<br />
<br />
Freskooo: god is dead and star killed him<br />
<br />
* i think i've only sent one request to staff in a gsm/ism and i sent it in comic sans<br />
<br />
=={{u|Frogs4Life|frogggggg}}==<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} frogggggg: Soon, you may NEED SOME MILLLK<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod]}} hnt: no frog no<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} dragonbloon419: no<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} frankbros: no<br />
{{color|yellow|OrangeMcBer left the game}}<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod]}} hnt: bad frog<br />
{{color|lightgreen|[Governor]}} camelfantasy: *frog dies*<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: om nslllllllllllll<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: fail<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: *I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: dangit my chicken ran away<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} HammerDrinksTea: he tried to get to the other side xD<br />
*unjinz sings 'when you try so hard but never succeed'*<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: Naoooo<br />
{{color|yellow|frogggggg left the game}}<br />
<br />
{{color|yellow|_InDev_ left the game}}<br />
2 mintutes later...<br />
{{color|orange|No one is listening to you.}}<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} frogggggg: guess what, indev?<br />
{{color|orange|No one is listening to you.}}<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} frogggggg: dangit...<br />
<br />
what color is pink?<br />
*****the code<br />
<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: booksop<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: shop*<br />
[Senator] frogggggg: BookSoa<br />
<br />
*[Senator+] frogggggg: [Senator+] lagggggg: lag<br />
<br />
* frogggggg '''MM2''', coming soon on the '''24th of June!'''! Be there! :D<br />
frogggggg: fail<br />
SoSo123: [Google Forms link] Please join MM2 on 24th June 2017 1PM UTC!<br />
[Media] frogggggg: '''MM2''', coming soon on the '''24th of June!'''! Be there! :D<br />
<br />
(in 1.12 update pre-60m afk kick but post-10m afk kick)<br />
* frogggggg is no longer AFK.<br />
* frogggggg has been kicked for being afk for more than 10 minutes<br />
frogggggg left the game.<br />
<br />
frogggggg: oi modern<br />
frogggggg: modern pls respong :P<br />
SoaPuffball: "respong"<br />
frogggggg: gg<br />
SoaPuffball: ping!<br />
frogggggg: respong*<br />
frogggggg: RESPOND<br />
<br />
{{color|gray|* Bryan123BG is now AFK.}}<br />
{{color|gray|* Bryan123BG is no longer AFK.}}<br />
{{color|gray|* Bryan123BG is now AFK.}}<br />
megascatterbomb: my god<br />
{{color|gray|* ModernArt is now AFK.}}<br />
{{color|gray|* SnowPuffball_ is no longer AFK.}}<br />
SnowPuffball_: < is no longer AFK<br />
* frogggggg {{color|gray|is probably AFK.}}<br />
* chiefbozx is confused.<br />
<br />
*InstantRibbits, the home of the blahblahblah<br />
*THE DISPENSIR MAY HARM<br />
*the man, the myth, the nonexistant router (referring to Frosty)<br />
*haven't been to dishwashingcube in a while<br />
<br />
frogggggg: '''I will eat you'''<br />
SoaPuffball: nom<br />
MatauPlays0: nom<br />
notshort925: ''nom''<br />
frogggggg: mon<br />
Starcubed: p1<br />
Starcubed: p2<br />
frogggggg: I will eat your w/e points<br />
notshort925: ''nom''<br />
MatauPlays0: *yoshi eat sound<br />
frogggggg: ''nom''<br />
<br />
Beeskee: I meant to get trustee ages ago but RL interfered.<br />
frogggggg: oof what did rl do<br />
Beeskee: RL s**** hehe<br />
frogggggg: are you talking about rlcrafters<br />
Beeskee: no Real Life<br />
xTexqlayz: hes talking abt real life<br />
frogggggg: OH XD<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
<br />
frogggggg: ATTN EVERYONE: We will have a very secret trustee meeting '''dont tell the staff'''<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Unlike the trustees we managed to keep the ASM secret :P<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: i like how "shan't" only gives out a single page of search results in discord unlike other words which usually give out at least a hundred pages<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: almost nobody uses shan't<br />
frogggggg: I haven't shan't my pants<br />
Needn_NL: bad frog<br />
<br />
frogggggg: uwu a baby chicken<br />
Oshawott_12: where<br />
frogggggg: uwu owo<br />
frogggggg: I made them<br />
Oshawott_12: where<br />
frogggggg: I gave birth<br />
Oshawott_12: what<br />
frogggggg: here<br />
<br />
*I need a hero, a hero on this sunday morning. They gotta be fast, they gotta be 5G, and most importantly not have frostyitisssss<br />
*Soa doesn't swear because he drops soap in people's mouths if they do<br />
*lets make a huge 500 gate airport in an unranked town but put a flower in it so its a decoration<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: i unfortunately am unable to sleep rn<br />
frogggggg: rip soa, have you tried Calm videos<br />
frogggggg: like the brand<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: speaing of, frog, do ''you'' have an excuse to yhy you're here? :p<br />
frogggggg: uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh<br />
frogggggg: ribbit<br />
frogggggg left the game.<br />
<br />
LondonThameslink: one thing that this airport will be unique for<br />
[Discord] frogggggg: its onion rings?<br />
LondonThameslink: you can see your luggage go through the sorting area<br />
LondonThameslink: no frog<br />
LondonThameslink: bad<br />
[Discord] frogggggg: ):<br />
SansNotLuigi: froge right!!!!<br />
LondonThameslink: froge wrong<br />
[Discord] frogggggg: ikr!!!!<br />
<br />
[Discord] frogggggg: The Township of Thegame owned by SoaPuffball has the building amount of ten, which is the amount requested by the Minecart Rapid Transit Moderators and Administrators. Due to the, The Township ot Thegame has got an endorsement by the administrator of chi<br />
[Discord] frogggggg: f***<br />
SoaPuffball: frog, cut on "administrator of chi"<br />
[Discord] frogggggg: efbozx.<br />
<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: Comet Cafe @''CC 2020 Election Boards'' is now open!<br />
frogggggg: war<br />
frogggggg: *wat<br />
SoaPuffball: war?!?!<br />
frogggggg: :(((<br />
Freskooo: war against tits en saki<br />
frogggggg: the frogs will lose to the soaps because mmm myes wash froge is :x:<br />
[Media] EliteNeon: '''The Shadowpoint Republic and its crown corporation Dow Jones Company fully supports Comet Holdings in the war against Titsensaki Terror.'''<br />
frogggggg: D:<br />
frogggggg: but but but but but but but<br />
frogggggg: comet cafe 100 is here<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: The Nymphic Union, as well as all companies based on Nymphic Union towns, declare neutrality against Titsensaki and Shadowpoint.<br />
frogggggg: yay<br />
frogggggg: the comet war: 2 minutes long<br />
<br />
DispensedForXmas: yesterday I tried to turn frosty gay for some reason<br />
DispensedForXmas: XD<br />
DispensedForXmas: failed<br />
DispensedForXmas: there was context dw<br />
<br />
[Discord] BadTechnoDreamMg: pornography is banned in malaysia<br />
DispensedForXmas: downloading it is banned here<br />
DispensedForXmas: but watching it isn't<br />
DispensedForXmas: <s>dont ask how I know</s><br />
[Discord] JavaIsBetter: frog is a p*rn adict<br />
Winterecie: <s>why do you know</s><br />
DispensedForXmas: :x:<br />
DispensedForXmas: :x:<br />
DispensedForXmas: :x:<br />
DispensedForXmas: no no no no no no java<br />
DispensedForXmas: :x:<br />
DispensedForXmas: ban<br />
DispensedForXmas: ban<br />
DispensedForXmas: no u<br />
DispensedForXmas: bad bad bad<br />
DispensedForXmas: get banned<br />
Winterecie: :x: spam<br />
DispensedForXmas: :x:<br />
Winterecie: that's a big spam<br />
DispensedForXmas: I almost got muted lol<br />
[Discord] Needn_NL: :x: :x:s<br />
Winterecie: enough to feed a couple<br />
[Discord] JavaIsBetter: good thing the mods aren't on<br />
[Discord] JavaIsBetter: ok good no hidden mods<br />
<br />
*Please do not the cat.<br />
<br />
autobus22: he bacc<br />
autobus22: he attacc<br />
Frogggggg: but most importantly<br />
Frogggggg: he place tracc<br />
<br />
(Waiting for Frosty_Creeper10 to return during unban party, 5/30/2021 8:06am UTC-4)<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: {{color|yellow|Frosty_Creeper10 joined the game.}}<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} mi_aquamarine: :x:<br />
{{rank|Senator}} HarborRandom852: DAMMIT<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} Needn_NL: FROG<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} AlphaDS: bruh<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} STthecat: bruh<br />
{{rank|Senator}} HarborRandom852: FROCK<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} Needn_NL: :x:<br />
{{rank|Senator}} HarborRandom852: BAD<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: wow mean<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} STthecat: Frock No !<br />
{{rank|Senator}} HarborRandom852: :x:<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} Needn_NL: i was so happy<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} mi_aquamarine: why would you even fall for that<br />
{{rank|Senator}} HarborRandom852: meanie!<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} STthecat: What Have U Done ? !<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: XD<br />
<br />
(8:27am)<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee<br />
test<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} AlphaDS: :x:<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee<br />
{{color|Yellow|Frosty_Creeper10 joined the game.}}<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: jkkj<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: jkjk<br />
{{rank|Senator}} HarborRandom852: tyooo<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} mi_aquamarine: :x:<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: jk<br />
{{rank|Senator}} HarborRandom852: yoooo<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} DintyB: :x:<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: jk<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} STthecat: yeyy<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: jk<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: jk<br />
{{rank|Councillor+}} AirplaneNiner: HIIIIIIII<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} mi_aquamarine: bad<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} Minecraft252: Hi Frosty.<br />
[Discord] 7d: what<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: jk<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} Freskooo: ooo<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: guys<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: stop<br />
{{rank|Councillor+}} AirplaneNiner: HIIIIIIII]<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: fake<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: fake<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: fake<br />
{{rank|Senator}} HarborRandom852: where is he<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} STthecat: frosty frosty frosty<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} mi_aquamarine: frog bad<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} Needn_NL: FROSTY<br />
{{rank|Senator}} HarborRandom852: frog<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} AlphaDS: how would someone fall for that lol<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} STthecat: wait a sec<br />
[Discord] 7d: congration<br />
{{rank|Senator}} HarborRandom852: not funny<br />
{{rank|Councillor+}} AirplaneNiner: THAT WAS FAKE<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: XD<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} Needn_NL: :x:<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} Freskooo: lmao<br />
[Discord] 7d: you j<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} STthecat: who typed that<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} Minecraft252: Wait, what?!? Oh my.<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: me<br />
{{rank|Councillor+}} AirplaneNiner: LOLOL<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: that was fake<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} STthecat: Bad Frock !<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} mi_aquamarine: Bad !<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} Minecraft252: Oof for me.<br />
[Discord] 7d: jusxt look on discor<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} mi_aquamarine: frog did it<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} AlphaDS: froge<br />
[Discord] 7d: discord is unfoolable<br />
{{rank|Senator}} HarborRandom852: my mom just scolded me<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} Freskoo: banf rog<br />
{{rank|Senator}} HarborRandom852: for screaming<br />
{{rank|Senator}} HarborRandom852: frog that was uncool<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} STthecat: iron golem yeets off railinq train<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} mi_aquamarine: muted in VC gang<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: XD<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} DintyB: a/nb<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} STthecat: resulting in several fatalities<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} DintyB oop<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} mi_aquamarine: I knew instantly it was fake<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} mi_aquamarine: there was a space before<br />
[Discord] 7d: /kick frogggggg<br />
{{rank|Councillor+}} STthecat: yes<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} DintyB: /ban frogggggg<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: you're welcome everyone<br />
<br />
{{rank|Senator}} kingsnake: is subway appealing [her ban]?<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: subway is very appealing <3<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: oh you didnt mean it like that<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: (jk)f<br />
[Discord] AirplaneNiner: SIMP<br />
{{rank|Governor+}} frogggggg: ):<br />
<br />
* Dear fishe, your application was rejected because: - Your glubbing was insufficient.<br />
<br />
HarborRandom852: where mod<br />
Freskooo: asleep<br />
frogggggg: you can download mods on mcmods.com and use them on forge<br />
HarborRandom852: damn.<br />
<br />
Melecie: listen to lofi<br />
frogggggg: the battle between lofi, hifi, and wifi<br />
Needn_NL: Frog<br />
Needn_NL: You forgot scifi<br />
<br />
<br />
[Guest] Grekopenio: where is the savage city metro?<br />
[Governor+] frogggggg: in savage city<br />
<br />
frogggggg: ive yet to fly american<br />
Sese: Don't<br />
Echo: dont<br />
_fwis: dont<br />
Sese: Please don't<br />
<br />
[Governor+] frogggggg: BING CHILLING<br />
[Governor+] froggggggg: BING CHILLING<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: bad frog<br />
<br />
* breaking news > moj stuch in a lamppost, tries to combine with it<br />
* just make your entire airport a "carpark" and make the planes "buses" and they can just drive on the highway to the other "carpark"<br />
<br />
[Governor+] frogggggg: what are funny quotes during the summer?<br />
[Governor+] frogggggg: sunny quotes<br />
[Discord] sans: sussy quotes<br />
<br />
==Frosty_Creeper10==<br />
<br />
(talking about the rename of Sprucemount to Frosty Rivers<br />
SoaPuffball: cos spruce- prefix is overrated<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: i'm gonna change my town's name to spruceville<br />
JustFarkie: spruce bay<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: spruce swamps xD<br />
SoaPuffball: pls dont<br />
JustFarkie: spruce sea<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: lol :P<br />
JustFarkie: spruce mooshruum lands<br />
JustFarkie: mooshroom*<br />
<br />
*I'm gonna name my next town Oatmeal<br />
*"Most of this mall is Sheimoria's Franchises" mall (put in a sign in Creeperville)<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: we're gonna give creeperville's minimap a name<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: Spaghetti Coaster<br />
ModernArt: xD<br />
SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
<br />
ModernArt: we have to go to [[Banana|banana]]<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: we have to route it via [[Banana|banana]]<br />
<br />
SoSo123: should i summon heaven<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: yas<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
SoSo123: naw<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: there's this disadvantage of having to merge<br />
SoSo123: *cough cough*<br />
SoSo123: newrail<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: shhhh<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: no one needs to remember that<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: once in frosty rivers<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: <s>which is oddly not my town</s><br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: what’s the status of my application to sn<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: i remember that<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: oh s-t i forgot about that soa lemme check<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: I'm adding <s>dildos</s> bulbous domes to all of Kota's buildings<br />
[Discord] Cact0: Kota will be entirely dicks<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: Soa you should start a heli subsidiary for mylesHeli<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: mylesHeliHeli<br />
<br />
*signs are required to be a B-road<br />
<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: Frosty, have Caretaker of your telephony spce?<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: lithium i'm not inactive why would i need a caretaker<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: if you're banned or inactivated<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: if you would check my will, you can see that i'm dumping it on heaven<br />
_HeavenAngel_: wait what xD<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
<br />
*If FliHigh has "Find the Red Plane", I have "Find the 20 warp plane on the runway"<br />
<br />
[Media] JM_IJsselwroomen: '''Expo 2019''' is now accessible via a warp from Central Park!<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: lies<br />
[Media] JM_IJsselwroomen: es verda, soa<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: no dutch in media<br />
[Media] JM_IJsselwroomen: :(<br />
<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: beijing time is the only real time<br />
SoaPuffball: dutch time?<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: dutch time?<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: OH<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: oh yeah i'm supposed to be dutch<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: ja ja<br />
<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: as a demigender transaromatic the correct way to express confusion is by using ¿ and ?<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: using only ? is a manifestation of your internal biases against people who walk upside down<br />
<br />
(soa is holding water over a farm of wheat)<br />
SoaPuffball: frosty may i right click<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: wat<br />
SoaPuffball: here<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: where are you<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: f*** you<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: no<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: f*** you<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: stop<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: no<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: pls no<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: have mercy plox<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: nao<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: how dare you give these crops an ample amount of water<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: what is a kirde bus<br />
London150: North Coast's transit<br />
London150: but a bus<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: which we try to resurrect 20 times a week<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: but we never get the initiative to<br />
London150: and never get done<br />
<br />
*does '''Frosty_Creeper10 left the server''' count as a funny quote<br />
*we are all floating trees<br />
<br />
rocko6alex: i cant believe it<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: i can't believe its not butter<br />
rocko6alex: oh my f****** god it isnt butter??<br />
SoaPuffball: wait it isn't butter?<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: it isn't!<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: kota is part of gemstride, but at the same time it's also not part of gemstride<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: schrodinger's town<br />
SoaPuffball: yes frosty_creeper10<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: booo uniqueness<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: everyone should be the same<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: how about we just change the definition of the Juhwa Islands<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: to just be the interior of that station<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: offsite backup starts at the exact moment you start having the motivation to build something<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: and ends the second that motivation has fizzled<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: frog las playas can't be senator<br />
frogggggg: why frosty<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: it has to be [Senador/Senadora]<br />
<br />
(trying to guess where Soa lives)<br />
SoaPuffball: yes i am +8<br />
[Discord] meow10811: which means he could live... anywhere in east asia<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: well a lot of east asia is in +9<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: most notably north korea<br />
[Discord] meow10811: true true<br />
[Discord] meow10811: also japan but not as important<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: lmao japan who<br />
<br />
Frosty: ottia<br />
Frosty: wait no<br />
Frosty: your name isnt ottia<br />
Frosty: its osha<br />
frog: HAHAH<br />
auto: LOL<br />
london: GG<br />
<br />
*who needs street smarts, just throw your book at someone trying to mug you (in Discord)<br />
*go commit cafe<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: wait omg i just realized aria is soa<br />
a_r_i_a: no?<br />
mi_aquamarine: what<br />
Skelezomperman: no?<br />
mi_aquamarine: no<br />
Skelezomperman: soa is melecie<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: wait<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: f***<br />
HarborRandom852: Lol<br />
a_r_i_a: im aria<br />
<br />
* funny quotes is just an extension of melecie's userpage<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: omg…<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: i was confused<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: why the audio from the video stopped playing into my earphones<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: AND I REALISED<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: MY DAD JUST PULLED INTO THE DRIVEWAY<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: AQUA’S VIDEO WAS PLAYING ON THE CAR STEREO<br />
Starcubed: LOL<br />
AirplaneNiner: OH<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: HAHAHAHAHAHA<br />
frogggggg: LOL FROSTY<br />
Aqua: LMAO<br />
_pie_: omg<br />
__7d: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA<br />
AirplaneNiner: <br />
DiscordSRVBOT — Yesterday at 22:53<br />
CaptainObi: im fucking dying<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: OMG<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: IT WAS PLAYING FOR LIKE A STRAIGHT MINUTE<br />
__7d: i hope your dad subscribes too<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: lmaoooo<br />
AirplaneNiner: ADD THIS INTO FUNNY QUOTES QUICK<br />
Aqua: HOLY FUCK<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: i cant 😭😭<br />
Starcubed: "short video"<br />
Starcubed: 8:52<br />
frogggggg: im tearing now 😭🤣<br />
Aqua: how did that even happen<br />
frogggggg: bluetooth akwa<br />
how did that even happen<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: my phone automatically connected to the car’s bluetooth 😭😭<br />
__7d: step 1: discover bluetooth<br />
AirplaneNiner: Ok I'm literally dying<br />
__7d: step 2: play it to your neighbour's speakers<br />
frogggggg: your dad is like "what da fuck is pbs kids"<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: HAHAHAHAHA<br />
frogggggg: did he walk in yet<br />
Starcubed: hey... did you sub yet?<br />
Aqua: the next time I go to a public place should I bluetooth fetch theme song to people's speakers<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: lmaoo not yet<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: i’ll ask him what he heard when he walks in<br />
__7d: just straight up play it into your neighbour's house<br />
AirplaneNiner: I wonder what he's gonna say<br />
frogggggg: guys should we try to get akwa famous<br />
AirplaneNiner: "Son what the utter fuck do you listen to"<br />
frogggggg: 10000 subs by the end of the year<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: “This YouTuber is a bad influence on you 😔”<br />
Aqua: 🤔<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: wow melecie you have a staff member all to yourself !!!<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: hai missa<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Hey Frosty<br />
Melecie: too bad i have no w/e requests for now<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: just have missa delete a hill than undo it over and over again<br />
Melecie: i'm flying around towns for :sparkles:inspiration:sparkles:<br />
Melecie: no<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Come online so I can kick you, Frosty<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: :x:<br />
<br />
* underscorepie is no longer AFK.<br />
Melecie: hi<br />
frogggggg: haiai<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: wbwb whoever staff member joined<br />
_fwis: wb pie<br />
frogggggg: pie secret mod?<br />
underscorepie: yes<br />
Melecie: pie is secret staff<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: pie stop using /v fj smh<br />
<br />
*time to slowly change the signs on one newrail station a day to frostyrail<br />
<br />
=={{u|Frozen|_frozen}}==<br />
<br />
*uhh<br />
*>.><br />
*_frozen wags my tongue as I shake my booty on the ball (Talking about Sam's Wrecking Ball reference with bspells)<br />
<br />
so its narrow yet wide<br />
that's what *she* said<br />
<br />
*im gonna continue the abusive relationship I have with my toilet<br />
<br />
(talking about 1.8 snapshots)<br />
frozen: if the derailments continue<br />
frozen: im gonna try to retexture carts into metro north livery<br />
Kitty: LOL<br />
<br />
(as a joke)<br />
frozen: were gonna abolish all bus warps at the next gsm<br />
Kitty: WHAT<br />
<br />
Tom_1227:Oh _Frozen. Angles' 162 game season starts tomorrow.<br />
_Frozen wets in anticipation<br />
<br />
*2dany2many5 plays dubstep* <br />
_frozen: So I went fishing yesterday<br />
Tarheelscouse: Oooh nice<br />
Tarheelscouse: Wait<br />
_frozen: I got a nice fish<br />
_frozen: then I dropped that bass :C<br />
<br />
<br />
*_frozen makes tar a logo on illustrator*<br />
tarheelscouse: I'm expecting great things, based on your other illustrator works :)<br />
*_frozen posts link*<br />
tarheelscouse: :DDDDDDDDDDDD<br />
tarheelscouse: Does that convey my happiness?<br />
frozen: No, but it does cause me concern for your obesity<br />
<br />
<br />
*Sigh I was sort hard on him, but this wasn't the first time<br />
<br />
it could be Kitty<br />
the 6687 type<br />
<br />
*_frozen: youre putting yourself in first class while the rest is in economy class?<br />
Max4344: Yup<br />
_frozen: evil bastard. I like you.<br />
<br />
RLCrafters: *thanks the lord there is a sane person on here*<br />
_frozen: who?<br />
_frozen: lets kill him<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: I wouldn't be a great mod<br />
[Mod] _frozen: neither would I<br />
[Mod] _frozen: oh wait<br />
* bestmate66 facepalms<br />
* _Ardy facebests<br />
[Mod] _frozen: you have to remember<br />
<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: Damn kitty still hasn't finished the armadillo line<br />
[Mod] _frozen: im afraid to ask what that is<br />
<br />
[Senator] autobus22: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch station<br />
[Member] Supykun: Oh no don't type that out it's like 47 words<br />
[Mod] _frozen: i m not going to type it out<br />
[Senator] autobus22: How does me prunounce such thing?<br />
[Mod] _frozen: what you do<br />
[Mod] _frozen: is take a full grown sheep<br />
[Mod] _frozen: try to swallow it<br />
[Mod] _frozen: and the noise you make is that<br />
<br />
0rocketscience0: Frozen? Could you please come back? ._.<br />
_frozen: no, we broke up, and thats final<br />
_frozen: you need to...<br />
_frozen: '''let it go'''<br />
<br />
*no, Al Gore is ugly but not enough to make me faint<br />
<br />
[Mod] _frozen: if spread out, AT-AT is the largest and spread out town<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: AT-AT?<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: where dat<br />
[Senator+] AP_Red: Acholowagon Tachasin<br />
[Mod] _frozen: ^<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: that's AT-TA<br />
[Mod] _frozen: i cant spell that<br />
[Mod] _frozen: so i say AT-AT<br />
<br />
bryce_am: frozen r u there?<br />
sesese9: hes' afk<br />
_frozen left the game<br />
<br />
I think I named my adopted retarded stepson right<br />
I called him Sum Ting Wong<br />
<br />
'''{{color|red|[Admin]}}''' {{color|grey|_frozen:}} lol<br />
'''{{color|yellow|_frozen joined the game}}'''<br />
'''{{color|red|[Admin]}}''' {{color|grey|_frozen:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|black|[Member]}}''' {{color|grey|Ben6331:}} what teh heck<br />
<br />
*doing a world edit for Steve_Bobs*<br />
_frozen: good luck<br />
_frozen: i hope it fits<br />
Diemundz: suggestive<br />
Steve_Bobs: rip<br />
TrainPro: 'i hope it fits'<br />
*after discovering that there was enough room*<br />
_frozen: lucky you<br />
TrainPro: lol<br />
Steve_Bobs: really fits XD<br />
<br />
(after returning after three years}<br />
MgWn: frozen?<br />
_frozen: not present, try again in 3 years<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: this airport has only one gate<br />
SoaPuffball: ahh the time when the few of you never cared about gates<br />
SoaPuffball: and when double terminals and underground terminals didn't exist yet<br />
_HeavenAngel_: whats gates<br />
_frozen: the bane of MRT<br />
<br />
=={{u|Frumple}}==<br />
<br />
*Don't listen to Broadcast. He lies.<br />
*Minecraft 1.5 please don't break anything kthxbye.<br />
*Guess what guys? It's time for a server restart!<br />
*Guys, I'm going to restart the server.<br />
*Iron everywhere!!!<br />
*All his base belong to taco. *To Chief*<br />
*I prefer the respectable term "transit enthusiast."<br />
*I have to count my tacos<br />
*That's why the server is a dictatorship, not a democracy.<br />
*It's like putting gold paint on a piggy.<br />
*Oh, hi there, backup!<br />
*saving server map to where? tacoland?<br />
*get out of my office :)<br />
*now it's my turn to facepalm<br />
*I'm preparing celebratory tacos<br />
*i got your yeamanator<br />
*Chief: Did you figure out who stole your tacos? - Frumple: Yea, it was Margaret Thatcher.<br />
*FIGHT!<br />
*Any singing will make the process of updating the server go slower.<br />
*Welcome to the guestpocalypse, Benie (Day 2 of updating to 1.5.2)<br />
*I love tacos | I mean the server | yum yum<br />
*Kablam, I don't control your dreams.<br />
*Keks: How do you get a bank account... By going to the bank perhaps? Frumple: No, you need to pray to the gods, sacrifice a cow, jump up and down 50 times, write an opera, take the bus down to Jones Beach, swim in the lake, and then a fish will bring you your bank card.<br />
*Just_robinho: Frumple quick question, when was the last time you were on green status? Frumple: a long time ago, in a faraway land, where dragons breathed fire and chief ate my tacos.<br />
<br />
cola: frum paul<br />
Benie: The whole "paul" thing, that you took several attempts to figure out his real name? I remember that.<br />
Frumple: Oh, we're guessing my real name again now huh?<br />
cola: yep back to that game<br />
Frumple: well<br />
*Frumple shocked colaja953*<br />
<br />
*Frumple's quote during meeting: "I'l show you where hump day is..."<br />
*Its not the best time to ask for a WE when the orange line just opened and a GSM is starting in less then a hour.....<br />
*Staff: 'Majority Rules' Frumple: 'Well, I rule.'<br />
<br />
colaja953: Oh Canada, y u you make others lag?<br />
Frumple: because you stole our maple syrup!<br />
<br />
(talking about the secret mod,later revealed to be mfish)<br />
Ardy: tell us who is he,frumpheil<br />
frumple: nein<br />
<br />
(In mumble after Jph got mod)<br />
Kitty: Hey Jp can I have a dirt block world edited into a grass block?<br />
Frumple: Yeah if it takes less than five minutes we don't grant world edits.<br />
Jph: Did it Kitty.<br />
Frumple: Dammit.<br />
<br />
Frumple has banned eristheeagle - "You're the weakest link, goodbye."<br />
<br />
[Broadcast]: Large W/E Incoming @ A12<br />
Frumple is no longer AFK<br />
[Broadcast]: W/E cancelled<br />
<br />
Frumple: I'm a Sheriff by day...<br />
Frumple: Shadowmaster by night...<br />
Italadz57: And a taco at dawn and dusk.<br />
tarheelscouse: Frumple's a weretaco o.O<br />
<br />
(when Frumple is on the server console)<br />
Kittycat11231: server what is the answer to life?<br />
[Server] taco<br />
Kittycat11231: server what is the answer to death?<br />
[Server] not taco<br />
<br />
*Player Frumple banned Sexuality for "Spamming server with guest accounts".<br />
<br />
*Frumple is no longer afk*<br />
Erty: Frumple is on!<br />
Frumple: OMG where?<br />
Frumple: Where's Frumple?<br />
<br />
*Frumple has joined the game*<br />
Frumple: hi all just on to do a quick ban<br />
*Frumple has banned [Guest]*<br />
*Frumple has left the game*<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: back, and before y'all do it, no need to spam chat with 'wb' :P<br />
[Owner] Frumple: WB<br />
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: dang trolls<br />
<br />
[Mayor] sesese9: may bacon shine forever<br />
[Mod] hntredtie: sese, don't mention bacon around Frumple.. Only mention tacos<br />
[Owner] Frumple: I like bacon also but i haven't had some in a while<br />
[Mayor] TonyTajiri: xD<br />
[Owner] Frumple: I want to try bacon on a taco though....<br />
<br />
[Keks] He's beating me, HALP!<br />
-Frumple Joins-<br />
[Frumple] Beatings will continue until morale improves<br />
<br />
x Frumple is now AFK<br />
Member: shall we box Frumple again?<br />
*after some digging*<br />
Frumple fell out of the world<br />
<br />
Frumple: s ?<br />
Frumple: oops<br />
*everyone goes "s ?"*<br />
<br />
*[Owner] Frumple: I AM NOT HERE<br />
<br />
Frumple: You know, I'm surprised no one's tried holding a griefing competition on the server<br />
Frumple: like make a fancy build, then see who can destroy it by hand the fastest<br />
mine_man_: ok, what have you been taking frumple to suggest a griefing contest<br />
<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: frumple I have a small question<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: lol small<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: s ?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: ...<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: s .<br />
(Frumple shocks Ardy)<br />
<br />
*im lazy<br />
*not worth talking about it now<br />
*hell of it<br />
*its not very well designed<br />
*yelling at me for being away<br />
*what do you mean by demolished<br />
*robin's still working on the eastern linnnnnnnnnnnne<br />
*you're gonna start stalking me<br />
*you've all ruined my vacation<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Comet]}}''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} Frumple can I please have a list of the Christmas ranks?<br />
'''{{color|grey|[Snowflake]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''[Elf]''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|cyan|[Dasher]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|darkcyan|[Dancer]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|royalblue|[Prancer]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Vixen]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|green|[Comet]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|lime|[Cupid]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|gold|[Donner]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|orange|[Blitzen]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|red|[Rudolph]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|darkred|[Santa]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
<br />
*Frumple: if there is ever a rebellion on this server ill just shut it down.<br />
*Kastle: No, you should instead install a plugin that slowly erodes the side of the world<br />
*Frumple: Nah, too much work.<br />
<br />
cardinalland: noooo Frumple left<br />
Frumple: I know<br />
<br />
tell Cliotey Hello Cliotey<br />
oops<br />
<br />
FredTheTimeLord: I hope frumple doesn't ask where his pants went<br />
Sweetboy13735: o_o<br />
Frumple: I don't wear pants<br />
<br />
Camelfantasy: He's been pretty inactive<br />
{{color|gold|Frumple joined the game}}<br />
<br />
TheFlash966: what is "hief"<br />
Frumple: invisible chief<br />
Frumple: because you can't "c" him<br />
<br />
''on Discord''<br />
camelfantasy: well<br />
camelfantasy: frumple confirmed that monsieurkeks was in fact the admin candidate that denied the position<br />
Frumple: @camelfantasy since you like parroting juicy news bits of what I say in-game, you should start a tabloid on the server<br />
Bromley: he also parroted a bunch of stuff that was supposed to be between me and him :V<br />
Frumple: camel is a parrot, confirmed<br />
camelfantasy: ''changes name to parrotfantasy''<br />
<br />
Frumple: sigh<br />
Frumple: it's weird to approve a plane crash<br />
Tom_Pairs: flight 193 your approve to crash<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Look on the bright side, they don't have that in real life<br />
MikeRoma: Maintain 10f until established on localizer. After, proceed to crash.<br />
FredTheTimeLord: "Dang it, they didn't approve us water landing in the hudson. Now we have to crash somewhere else."<br />
<br />
Frumple: Guest, do you understand how private messages work?<br />
Frumple: You can do /tell <person> <message> to send a PM<br />
megascatterbomb: and /r to reply to the last PM<br />
'''Later...'''<br />
Frumple: Guest?<br />
Frumple: Ok, right now you're sending messages in main chat<br />
Frumple: But I need to tell you something in private chat<br />
Guest: how do i get to privat chat<br />
Frumple: Do /tell Frumple <message><br />
Frumple: where <message> is what you want to say<br />
Guest: am i on private chat now<br />
Frumple: No<br />
Frumple: You have to do the /tell command<br />
megascatterbomb: no it only applies to the msg you do /tell on<br />
Frumple: Guest, you're just doing /tell by itself<br />
Frumple: that's not going to work<br />
Frumple: You have to follow it with the player's name<br />
'''A couple seconds pass'''<br />
Frumple: Ok, you got hte player's name.<br />
Guest: is this working<br />
Frumple: now follow it with a message<br />
'''A couple seconds more pass'''<br />
Frumple: Guest, just do /r <message> instead<br />
Frumple: I just send you a PM<br />
'''Later'''<br />
Frumple: Ok, private message crisis resolved.<br />
MikeRoma: Essential commands ''with Frumple''<br />
<br />
*Thanks for the card, it probably won't fit in my wallet. (in his opening in-game gifts stream)<br />
<br />
[Guest] Frumple can I have a free ban?<br />
[Governor] Camelfantasy: wat<br />
[Governor] time2makemymove: Social we're busy<br />
[Owner] Frumple: Why do you want to be banned?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: And yes I'm busy<br />
[Guest] I just want banned tbh<br />
[Owner] Frumple: How about you just leave?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: and save us all the trouble<br />
[Guest] Okay :D<br />
[Mayor+] Conric005: dont do a soso<br />
Guest leaves the server<br />
[Councillor] Aldranster50: ok<br />
[Owner] Frumple: what a twat<br />
[Member] Lazy_Chaos: bye<br />
[Owner] Frumple: anyway<br />
[Governor] time2makemymove: lmao<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: oof<br />
[Senator] _Mossie: lol<br />
[Mayor+] Conric005: gg<br />
[Mayor+] jamess__: lol<br />
[Mayor] LondonReindeer: oof<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: f<br />
1 member banning later...<br />
[Owner] Frumple: You know what<br />
[Mayor] LondonReindeer: ?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: I feel like doing this<br />
[Mayor+] Conric005: ?<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: ?<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: ban?<br />
[Councillor] Aldranster50?<br />
[Mayor+] Conric005: question mark?<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: s ?<br />
Play Frumple banned [Guest] for: Obnoxious behavior<br />
[Govenor] camelfantasy: oof<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: F<br />
[Senator+] time2makemymove: F<br />
[Mayor] CaptainObi: oof<br />
[Mayor] Conric005: lol<br />
[Mayor] Conric005: F<br />
<br />
*Hightech and London discuss Frumple saying 'hi' on all ranks as written above*<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Cookie]'''}} LondonReindeer: best one is when Frumple said hi on all the christmas ranks<br />
{{color|gray|'''[Chestnut]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
'''[Frosting]''' Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|lightblue|'''[Eggnog]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Peppermint]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|royalblue|'''[Pudding]'''}} Frumple: hola<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Cookie]'''}} Frumple: bonjour<br />
{{color|green|'''[Gingerbread]'''}} Frumple: konnichiwa<br />
{{color|lightgreen|'''[Fruitcake]'''}} Frumple: nihao<br />
{{color|yellow|'''[Apple Cider]'''}} Frumple: hullo<br />
{{color|orange|'''[Pecan Pie]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|orange|'''[Pumpkin Pie]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|red|'''[Candy Cane]'''}} Frumple: blame chief<br />
{{color|darkred|'''[Mulled Wine]'''}} Frumple: phew<br />
{{color|green|'''[Gingerbread+]'''}} Hightech_TR: oh no<br />
<br />
*please buy lotto tickets so I can win again<br />
<br />
{{color|royalblue|'''[Councillor]'''}} willowars: Fample<br />
{{color|darkred|'''[Owner]'''}} Frumple: I'm not your fam dude<br />
{{color|yellow|'''[Premier]'''}} LDShadowLord: I'm not your dude, buddy<br />
{{color|darkred|'''[Owner]'''}} Frumple: I'm not your buddy, pal<br />
{{color|yellow|'''[Premier]'''}} LDShadowLord: I'm not your pal, guy<br />
{{color|darkred|'''[Owner]'''}} Frumple: I'm not your guy, girl<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} lfpp003: Im not your guy fam<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} GingerbreadPueff: im not your dude, fam.<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: I'm in a zoo, cuz that's where kiwis are kept<br />
Vulpicula: you keep fruit in a zoo?<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: No we keep animals in a zoo<br />
Vulpicula: Australia is strange.<br />
Frumple: I buy kiwis from the grocery store and eat them<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: :o<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: cannibalism<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Frumple how could you<br />
brombrombromley: can't believe you're just eating kiwirainbow with<br />
Frumple: yum yum<br />
Starcubed: kiwi rainbow<br />
Starcubed: havent heard that name in yers<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Frumple gonna hunt down the kiwis<br />
Frumple: they are an excellent source of vitamins<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: (link to the graph of time hvt spent on the server against number of issues)<br />
Frumple: This graph lacks units<br />
Frumple: 2/10<br />
Echohue: It's in units of hvt<br />
SoaPuffball: issues per day / hvt activity<br />
Frumple: issues is fine<br />
Frumple: however, hvt activity?<br />
SoaPuffball: in seconds<br />
Frumple: is that in hours, minutes, bbois?<br />
<br />
harbster: frumple can you endorse speedy bois as the superior horse<br />
Frumple: sorry no<br />
Frumple: I endorse astroslurp as the official drink, and look what happened<br />
Echohue: nah, conric is the official drink<br />
<br />
[P4] dragonbloon419: The Frumpe Meditation Channel<br />
[P4] Frumple: prepare for some meditative chanting...<br />
[P4] Frumple: YEARRGHTASDF<br />
<br />
*You could say Protocol didn’t have a protocol.<br />
*I am left shark<br />
*who hast mentioned the "E" word?!<br />
*"I'm sorry, all admods are currently busy saving the world from facism/marching the world towards facism."<br />
*Can I vote "better server performance" as the next biome?<br />
*Mumble has lost their marbles, plz send halp<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Someone sneezed from across the road holy h*** they sneeze loudly<br />
Frumple: ACHOOGRFF<br />
<br />
Yes this is a drug server<br />
And you're all addicted<br />
And this is a prison server<br />
And you're all trapped here forever<br />
<br />
(server is down due to zeta migration)<br />
mi_aquamarine: ✅ '''Server has started'''<br />
Frumple: 😡 '''Server doesn't like being impersonated'''<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: oh my people are getting supporter left and right<br />
Frumple: you better watch out, that supporter flag will get you<br />
Frumple: you better practice your dodging skills at this rate<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: nah i'm not good at dodging<br />
<br />
*brb deleting the southern half of the new world<br />
*I'm a sea monster yarrr (during the July 2020 GSM when people built a boat and Frumple was hovering outside)<br />
*MRT: The only server where we scream welcome at new players<br />
*you box, you die<br />
<br />
Frumple: oh you want funny quotes?<br />
Frumple: ok<br />
Needn_NL: oof here it comes<br />
Frumple: "ooga booga pbbbttttt"<br />
Pretzel33: lol<br />
DintyB: lol<br />
Airplaneguy9: goddem<br />
Frumple: there, is that entertaining enough for you?<br />
Worrski: Comedic suppository<br />
<br />
*NO >:(<br />
*I'm a grumpy cat >:(<br />
*MRT Server for dating... "Where '''connections''' are made" *runs away*<br />
<br />
[Discord] Protocol: I decide to watch the entire Fred rail 3 film<br />
[Discord] Protocol: Cause I'm bored out of my mind<br />
Frumple: my condolences protocol<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frumple: When someone tells you to go look in #random, do not heed their request<br />
[Discord] Frumple: You are in for a bad time<br />
<br />
Frumple: welp if we get invaded I have sniper rifle ready<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frumple: "AUTO NOTICE ME SENPAI" is not a phrase I would've expected from narns<br />
[Discord] Frumple: or anyone really<br />
<br />
lalaboy: the woner is on<br />
lalaboy: owner*<br />
Frumple: hewwo I'm the woner<br />
Frumple: ...I'm going to regret saying that<br />
LDShadowLord: Yep.<br />
<br />
* I'm already thicc<br />
<br />
[Owner] Frumple: I like balls<br />
<br />
* Yes I uncancelled the cancellation of the unshutdown<br />
<br />
Frumple: I will be writing the propaganda<br />
RadiantCookies26: #frumpleganda<br />
TheAllRounderMC: #fruwumpleganda<br />
[Discord] Pretzel: :x:<br />
[Discord] Pretzel: frumple does not uwu<br />
sesese9: owo<br />
Dianchill: ewe<br />
Frumple: Oh look the weather is getting bad<br />
Dianchill: oh no<br />
(people get smitten)<br />
<br />
Conric005: with mod noms quality should come before quantity<br />
Frumple: ^<br />
Frumple: and given lots of thought and time behind it<br />
Frumple: Don't do what 7d a long time ago and just get the mod nom shotgun out and send 20 noms<br />
[Discord] 7d: hehe<br />
<br />
[LP] LOG > (Frumple) [U] (frumple)<br />
[LP] LOG > parent set conductor-supporter<br />
[Conductor+] Frumple: asdf<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: no way our first conductor<br />
[Conductor+] Frumple: choo choo motherfuckers<br />
[Discord] Avaneesh2008: we can now ride the trains<br />
[Mayor+] Zuoj: ''frumple, could i have a w/e?''<br />
[Mayor+] Zuoj: x)<br />
[Conductor+] Frumple: no I'm busy<br />
<br />
[Owner] Frumple: butts<br />
<br />
==_fwis==<br />
<br />
{{rank|Mod+}} {{color|555555|Vulpicula:}} righto, gotta go. ^^<br />
{{rank|Mod+}} {{color|555555|Vulpicula:}} ciao!<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} {{color|#555555|_fwis:}} Aww he didn’t say :honk: or kick anyone a single time today<br />
{{color|#FFFF55|Vulpicula left the game.}}<br />
{{color|#FFFF55|_fwis left the game.}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|Missa_Solemnis}} {{color|orange|kicked}} {{color|red|_fwis}} {{color|orange|for}} {{color|red|Thanks for giving me the idea.}}{{color|orange|.}}<br />
<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} {{color|#555555|_fwis:}} today I have to do the daily chore of making my /bal a nice and even whole number (and to annoy vulpi :>)<br />
* _fwis pays Vulpicula $0.54 to make the former's balance exactly $714.00 *<br />
{{color|#FFFF55|_fwis left the game.}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|Vulpicula}} {{color|orange|kicked}} {{color|red|_fwis}} {{color|orange|for}} {{color|red|Kicked from server.}}{{color|orange|.}}<br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>fwis joins the server*<br />
<br />
Needn_NL: hai fwis, i'm busy but welcome!<br />
<br />
Pretzel [Discord] Boop boop!<br />
<br />
CaptainObi: Fuck<br />
<br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>DintyB leaves the server*<br />
<br />
fwis: how did you know I would be interested in whether you were busy lmao<br />
<br />
Pretzel: Haha, I'll be putting that in funny quotes<br />
<br />
CaptainObi: yep gg<br />
<br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>CaptainObi leaves the server*<br />
<br />
Pretzel: For two reasons, then<br />
<br />
* the boys locker room is a free-for-all masks-off-only MMA facility<br />
<br />
==GeneralJaybird==<br />
<br />
GeneralJaybird: DO NOT EXCESSIVELY ARGUE,,,,,<br />
GeneralJaybird: SWEAR!!!!<br />
GeneralJaybird: OR.......<br />
KittyCat11231: use caps<br />
GeneralJaybird: USE cApS IN PUBLIK!!!<br />
<br />
=={{u|godzilltrain}}==<br />
<br />
*<nowiki>*Insert random song here* *godzilltrain was moved to Random Musical Interludes by *Insert staff member here**</nowiki><br />
*Hey Cheif<br />
*<nowiki>*godzilltrain was shocked by chiefbozx*</nowiki><br />
*Damn it Yoshi!<br />
*Yes, Mister Benie.<br />
*Robin, go move to Jamaica<br />
*Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! (Going with the red alert system in Atlantis)<br />
*Yes, Kiss the bat inside you Magpie<br />
*Oh Mighty Thor smite this lag! Thanks :D<br />
*An earthquake is just the earth's backup system<br />
*Benie, can you please fix your road, there's a missing chunk. Ohh, server crash.<br />
*Well Benie must be dead, he would have moved me to random musical interludes by now<br />
*Can you do me a favor and not die until I get to London? (to Just_robinho)<br />
*Benie, I'm driving on the wrong side of the road!<br />
*Chief is... the wizard of boz! (x)<br />
*Cardinals are racist, why do you have to be catholic to become pope?<br />
*Damnit!<br />
*Queee.<br />
*On the dynmap, you look like a flying fish tank.<br />
<br />
godzilltrain quit the game<br />
godzilltrain joined the game<br />
<br />
godzilltrain joined the game<br />
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: hey all<br />
DCampite: recongrats godz<br />
Godz:re-thanks DCampite:)<br />
<br />
godzilltrain: music, how much do you charge for a music's gems?<br />
ArdyArd: a whopping 30$<br />
Music3_0: soon to be $50 after Jan 1<br />
godzilltrain: I asked music, for all you know he's gonna give me a mates rate :P<br />
Music3_0: Mates are charged $80<br />
godzilltrain: pre-xmas discount?<br />
Music3_0: $79.99<br />
<br />
*This just happened... (no mods) http://imgur.com/CD70k0s<br />
<br />
*get discon-rekt (when someone leaves)<br />
<br />
godzilltrain: grass<br />
godzilltrain: why the hell did I say that<br />
godzilltrain: I meant to type it in inventory search<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: [[Funny Quotes#Narnia17|"i fish mods for a business" "i send people to spawn for a business"]]<br />
SoaPuffball died<br />
godzilltrain: I'm just an executioner<br />
SoaPuffball: wut<br />
godzilltrain: you fish mods, i execute<br />
godzilltrain: the circle of life, isn't that beautiful<br />
<br />
godzilltrain: everything is an elytra playground if you're good enough<br />
<br />
godzilltrain joined the game.<br />
IcedPuffball: hi godzy<br />
IcedPuffball: godzpeed<br />
godzilltrain: surprisingly I don't think I've heard that one befeore<br />
godzilltrain: before*<br />
godzilltrain: though I would like to deny all knowledge of urination<br />
IcedPuffball: wat<br />
IcedPuffball: i'd say "godspeed" = "godzpeed"<br />
godzilltrain: I got that IcedPuffball<br />
godzilltrain: but it also looks like godz-peed<br />
<br />
*like claiming a ceral is asbestos free<br />
<br />
[Governor+] frogggggg: godz can I get an endorsement for guest<br />
[Admin+] godzilltrain: I don't think you need an endorsement for that, I can just go ahead and give it to you<br />
[LP] LOG > (godzilltrain) [U] (frogggggg)<br />
[LP] LOG > parent set default<br />
[Mayor+] DintyB: lmao<br />
[Senator+] Frosty_Creeper10: lmao<br />
* godzilltrain is now afk<br />
[Guest] frogggggg: OMG<br />
[Guest] frogggggg: XD<br />
[Guest] frogggggg: HAHAHAHHA<br />
<br />
[Admin+] godzilltrain: hey guys, have you heard the 3 unwritten rules of life?<br />
[Admin+] godzilltrain: 1.<br />
[Admin+] godzilltrain: 2.<br />
[Admin+] godzilltrain: 3.<br />
<br />
* autobus22 slaps godzilltrain<br />
* godzilltrain slaps auto<br />
''autobus22 died''<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: oops, bit too hard?<br />
<br />
a_r_i_a joined the game.<br />
SimonScholar: hey aria<br />
SimonScholar: Chrome was my active window, so I just accidentally typed "hi aria" in a random twitch stream instead of here first<br />
SimonScholar: thankfully it's a quick moving chat or could have got weird<br />
<br />
=={{u|gogojakeo}}==<br />
<br />
*All hail the Glow Cloud<br />
<br />
Someone: There's someone in my window...<br />
Gogo: Is it the faceless old woman?<br />
<br />
Gogo: All Hail The Glow Cloud<br />
Tar: I worry about you sometimes...<br />
<br />
<br />
*gogojakeo: I have only been shocked once <br /> chiefbozx shocked gogojakeo <br /> gogojakeo: twice...<br />
*MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!<br />
*gogojakeo moved to "I'm waiting for a game with Nicki MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!" (in Mumble)<br />
<br />
[Guest]: my horse!<br />
gogojakeo: "My horse, my horse, my kingdom for a horse" - Richard III (by William Shakespeare)<br />
<br />
*Did [[user:hawksfan1010|Hawks]] get his chicken bake?<br />
<br />
Just_Robinho joined the game<br />
gogojakeo: wb robin<br />
kekkomatic: hey rob<br />
Just_Robinho: meow<br />
gogojakeo: surley, of all animals, a bird would NOT want to be a cat...<br />
Just_Robinho: I do<br />
megascatterbomb: meh<br />
gogojakeo: Just_Robinho_In_A_Cat's_Stomach<br />
Just_Robinho: O.O<br />
kekkomatic: that got dark quickly<br />
Just_Robinho: ^<br />
megascatterbomb: ^<br />
gogojakeo: :)<br />
<br />
*warp Derry (messing up a command)<br />
<br />
_frozen: after this tunnel<br />
_frozen: im gonna call it a night<br />
gogojkeo: but its 10am!<br />
_frozen: its 250!<br />
gogojakeo: for you maybe...<br />
<br />
(in mumble)<br />
LDShadowLord: We're gonna be all Big Brother on them<br />
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!<br />
LDShadowLord: gogo, leave poor George Orwell alone<br />
<br />
*(When there is a lag spike) It's cola with his australian ping!<br />
<br />
wily: Can anyone explain how momentum works on rail<br />
gogo: sigh<br />
gogo: it keeps its momentum<br />
gogo: and keeps moving<br />
gogo: in layman's terms: Push makes go<br />
jak: lol<br />
wily: ok...<br />
<br />
jak: Gogo: call me maybe<br />
gogo: but i didnt just meet you<br />
gogo: I met you about 5 months ago<br />
<br />
gogo: I have a pickup line<br />
tar: yeah?<br />
gogo: Are you from tennesee?<br />
tar: so OLD<br />
tar: NO<br />
tar: WHY<br />
tar: ive got a better one<br />
gogo: Because you're just as slutty as Miley Cyrus<br />
tar: O.o<br />
<br />
gogo warps to thomasfyfe<br />
gogo: we at bus station?<br />
thomas: yeah<br />
gogo: kthx<br />
thomas: Refurbishments going on<br />
gogo: ooooh, are you adding a beverage store?<br />
thomas: refurbish, not refresh :P<br />
gogo: :P<br />
<br />
kittycat11231: i'm working on lammapolis, a territory of the city of Kitania<br />
gogo: O.O<br />
gogo: can i help?<br />
gogo: llamas are my must<br />
gogo: and my passion<br />
(Several Weeks Later)<br />
*Gogojakeo has been issued a warning: Pixel Art -colaja953<br />
gogo: scince when did they ANNOUNCE it!<br />
frozen: Since the new plugin<br />
kitty: what was the pixel art?<br />
gogo: YOUR LLAMA<br />
kitty: YOU GOT WARNED FOR THAT???<br />
gogo: YES<br />
kitty *faceknife<br />
<br />
gogo: I'm gonna do some tunneling<br />
gogo: but first<br />
gogo: let me take a SLFIE<br />
gogo: *SELFIE*<br />
<br />
someone says something about extrememe CCTV or something like that<br />
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: Leave George Orwell alone!<br />
<br />
Frumple: Can I have you're Attention<br />
Gogo: Gives Frumple his full Atten- Ooh Squirrel<br />
Gogojakeo was shocked by Chiefbozx<br />
(Unfortunately, Frumple went on to announce Yoshi's demotion)<br />
<br />
(Talking to tarheel about playing the recorder)<br />
Gogo: I think you underestimated my blowing abilities<br />
Gogo: *overestimated*<br />
Tar: *SUGGESTIVE*<br />
Gogo: ikr<br />
<br />
*In mumble: /me needs to watch more of TAR<br />
<br />
jph and tell skip gogo's french song on the radio<br />
gogo: You philistines!<br />
<br />
LDShadowLord: I hate children<br />
LDShadowLord: So much<br />
Fiork18: I am a children<br />
<br />
=={{u|Littlegopher1|Gopher}}==<br />
<br />
*What's the MRT again?<br />
*Why is everyone acting so stupid?-*Shocked by Chiefbozx*<br />
*Kelp! *Kelp *Kelp FAIL X2<br />
*Does anyone want to help me drop a nuke in Spawn Station?<br />
*TIHEHE :D XD<br />
*Can't wait till I'm trusted, one more step till /shock chiefbozx. But until then... *''/shock littlegopher1''*<br />
*Sorry, was busy for a sex (meant to say sec)<br />
<br />
MC_Protocol: The indians have claimed that area. (Tom_Paris is in the channel)<br />
littlegopher1: You know that Tom_Paris is Native American? (Tom_Paris left the channel)<br />
MC_Protocol: Oh sh**<br />
*Tom_Pairs joins the channel*<br />
MC_Protocol: Sorry about before, Tom.<br />
Tom_Paris: What are you talking about?<br />
MC_Protocol: The thing I said about Indians and since you are native american...<br />
Tom_Paris: I'm not native american!<br />
Everyone: *Laughs*<br />
<br />
*The Swirly Chair Incident:<br />
<br />
* LOUD CRASHING NOISE *<br />
Chief: Did you just fall over out of your swirly chair?<br />
Gopher: Nope. This is me falling over.<br />
* LOUD CRASHING NOISE *<br />
<br />
*I don't know what toast is...<br />
<br />
*In Mumble:<br />
Enjineer: Gopher I bet you have like 17 chauffeurs to take care of you.<br />
Gopher: Well not like 17...<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|MishkaMan:}} wait what is going on?<br />
'''''At same exact second'''''<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} nothing much mike<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|grey|Gopher:}} nothing much mike<br />
<br />
==Halfy_Crafty==<br />
<br />
Halfy_Crafty: ok {{u|CyAmethyst|cya}} i furnished it the way i like<br />
CyAmethyst: ty<br />
SoaPuffball: bai halfy<br />
Halfy_Crafty: lel<br />
<br />
== [[User:HarborRandom852|HarborRandom852]] ==<br />
[Discord] Melecie: i feel like i'm burned out with nymphalia again<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: nymphalia?<br />
[Discord] Melecie: my main town<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: is that some lung disease<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: oh<br />
Starcubed: LOL<br />
Starcubed: "is that some lung disease i'm dying"<br />
<br />
*autobus22 hears mooing<br />
HarborRandom852: sorry that was me<br />
<br />
so I am at the world \border<br />
nw edge<br />
what do i see<br />
fucking weezer<br />
goddammit sans<br />
<br />
[Senator+] AlphaDS: you should come see the interchange im designing rn sometime<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: me?<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: one day<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: or just send me ass<br />
[Senator+] AlphaDS: cool<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: pls dont ban me that was a mistype<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: a mistype<br />
[Senator+] AlphaDS: :thinking:<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: that never happened<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: do not put on funny quotes<br />
[Senator+] AlphaDS: ah yes funny quotes<br />
[Senator+] AlphaDS: ima head there now<br />
[Discord] _fwis: i actually havent thought of that, now you’ve reminded me and ima do it<br />
<br />
frogggggg: most of my "tows" are singular buildings but most things with more than 1 are ranked<br />
HarborRandom852: those arent towns frog those are small railway platforms with a cgbc atm<br />
<br />
[Governor+] HarborRandom852: i was about to sacrifice noah<br />
[Mod+] Needn_NL: ooh nice<br />
[Mayor+] SAYNOAHREBL_: :0<br />
[Mayor+] SAYNOAHREBL_: stfu harb<br />
<br />
<br />
[Governor+] HarborRandom852: so<br />
[Governor+] HarborRandom852: i got sent to brazil<br />
[Mod+] Missa_Solemnis: Ah yes. Wenyanga.<br />
<br />
[Governor+] HarborRandom852: what do you call a philosophical platypus<br />
[Discord] frogggggg: your mom.<br />
[Discord] moj: platopus<br />
[Governor+] HarborRandom852: get out<br />
[Discord] moj: ha gottem<br />
<br />
[Governor+] HarborRandom852: kick still works right<br />
Player Needn_NL kicked HarborRandom852 for yes<br />
<br />
[Member+] WackyWerny: hows that a god:?<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: wern you rly rly dont want to know<br />
<br />
[Member+] WackyWerny: oh sgsm<br />
[Member+] WackyWerny: i joined in a coincidence <br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: ah yes sgsm<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: gsm for singaporeans /s<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: singaporean general staff meeting<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: where all the topics are by frog<br />
<br />
[Discord] VickiTori: !mrt playerlist<br />
* there are 0 out of maximum 60 players online.<br />
[Discord] Ada Virus: no man's land<br />
[Discord] aindrigo: ever since the '''accident''', mrt has been silent<br />
[Discord] Ada Virus: hi birb<br />
[Discord] aindrigo: Hai<br />
* RadiantRanger26 joined the game<br />
[Mayor+] RadiantRanger26: ah yes<br />
[Discord] aindrigo: exactly<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: Yes when I accidentally set off that new Singapore nuke things went to shit<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: Wait what am I talking about<br />
[Discord] aindrigo: i left the oreland labs experiment room unlocked<br />
[Mayor+] RadiantRanger26: oh<br />
[Mayor+] RadiantRanger26: thats too bad<br />
[Discord] aindrigo: no one should have to know what happened after that…<br />
[Mayor+] RadiantRanger26: AAAAAA<br />
* RadiantRanger26 went up in flames<br />
<br />
frogggggg: c--- I should've asked dinty for a w/e<br />
frogggggg: oh well at least harbor will be considered for conductor :)<br />
HarborRandom852: and more funny jokes you can tell urself.<br />
<br />
=={{u|hawksfan1010}}==<br />
<br />
*No!! .. NOO!!!!<br />
*[Mod name here], I swear to god...<br />
*Oh NO HE DIDN'T!! (during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)<br />
*Benie, your face is so creepy! (when Benie has his Enderdragon skin)<br />
*Hey, Benie. | Benie: What? | Sausages and Doughnuts! (the inside joke in Mumble)<br />
*Hey, Benie. We're having fun dying!<br />
*<nowiki>*pulls out whip*. Bad yoshi, bad yoshi, bad yoshi!!!</nowiki><br />
*Don't you do it!!<br />
*Bad [Mod name here]!<br />
*Son of a crap!<br />
*Yoshi, your face is in a sign<br />
*HOLY S**T MY FEET ARE BURNING<br />
*<nowiki>*Katy Perry comes on in Pandora* *Dislike* | *Get Lucky comes on Pandora* *Like*</nowiki><br />
*I'll speak, but you have to put a shirt on<br />
*Just finished my meth lab<br />
*i'm PREGNANT<br />
<br />
Hawks: B-B-B-B-Bangerz!!!<br />
Music3_0: my name is Plum!<br />
Benie: No!!<br />
Hawks: XD<br />
<br />
*im in a serious relationship with chief<br />
*(Said with mouth full) Cornbread, I love you!<br />
<br />
=={{u|HeavenAngel|_HeavenAngel_}}==<br />
<br />
*"What rank is he?" "I think dark blue"<br />
*oppps caps<br />
<br />
Lolmanmanlol: My elevator broke again<br />
HeavenAngel: They have an expiry date shorter than a fish<br />
Ardy: Why are you offending Mfish125?<br />
<br />
*nktrain: now my cat is sitting at the edge of my bed purring<br />
*_HeavenAngel_: kitty is in your house nk?<br />
*nktrain: lol.<br />
<br />
camelfantasy: *has secret passage*<br />
camelfantasy: LOL i went right through the passage without narnia noticing<br />
_HeavenAngel_: camel went into narnia without narnia<br />
Narnia17: xD<br />
camelfantasy: xD<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_: So where are you from steppy?<br />
Seastep: Sorry, I may be afk sometimes<br />
Seastep: So nationality?<br />
*lengthy discussion about the definition of 'nationality'*<br />
Seastep: So my MRT home town is Aviation<br />
Seastep: It is on the NE16 station in the northeastern part of the map<br />
Seastep: It is two stops away from Titsensaki (NE18), the eastern terminus of the Northern Line.<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
Seastep: Do I get a cookie for that?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: only crumbs<br />
_HeavenAngel_: 1/10<br />
Seastep: xD<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_: Anyone can help me with me canal?<br />
godzilltrain volunteers Narnia<br />
Narnia17 volunteers godz<br />
_HeavenAngel_: I accept both your sacrifices<br />
Narnia17 left the game<br />
godzilltrain left the game<br />
AP_Red died<br />
<br />
Nainzboy: how do i take a screenshot<br />
_HeavenAngel_: altf4<br />
tomtomy8: f2<br />
*Nainzboy left the game*<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
<br />
Hightech_TR: what should i call my spleef arena i might build<br />
_HeavenAngel: call it deport soso<br />
Hightech_TR: erm<br />
Hightech_TR: no<br />
SoaPuffball: [Member]: ... ; _HeavenAngel_: pls stop with deport soso<br />
_HeavenAngel_: nao soso must be deported<br />
SoSo123 joined the game.<br />
_HeavenAngel_: speak of the soso<br />
SoaPuffball: #DontDeportSoso<br />
_HeavenAngel_: depooooooooort<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: is anyone here using mods?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ye im using narnia<br />
Narnia17: ?<br />
Narnia17: wat<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: *tpa's back to quiris<br />
_HeavenAngel_: welcome to china<br />
<br />
omg<br />
the srver restarted as i cut my selection<br />
rip selection<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: heav: i already asked castle about this but may i build a gliderport in cc or does it require gsm approval?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ummm<br />
_HeavenAngel_: im not sure about the cc part<br />
_HeavenAngel_: and im not sure about the lgiderport part<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
_HeavenAngel_: best mod 2k18<br />
<br />
Tymek_T: _HeavanAngel_<br />
Tymek_T: can I get a w/e<br />
_HeavenAngel_: I will do one for you if you can quantify your w/e selection using only numbers and food.<br />
Tymek_T: ...<br />
Tymek_T: please<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: i move to pipie it up in the UC<br />
SilverBubble: and do lit kick dancing<br />
_HeavenAngel_: does kick dancing involve a lot of /kicks<br />
Ardlyn: ye<br />
SoaPuffball: yes<br />
SilverBubble: no<br />
<br />
Ardlyn: i wish i could just restart armada<br />
Ardlyn: how does that work<br />
_HeavenAngel_: have you tried restarting your computer?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: i hear it helps<br />
Ardlyn left the game<br />
_HeavenAngel: rip<br />
...<br />
Ardlyn joined the game<br />
Ardlyn: nope<br />
Ardlyn: still there<br />
_HeavenAngel_: is armada restarted?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: rip<br />
Kel5: t_t<br />
SoaPuffball: did you actually restart your computer<br />
Ardlyn: what do you think<br />
SoaPuffball: yes<br />
Ardlyn: welp<br />
SoaPuffball: if so then u nub<br />
_HeavenAngel_: xD<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: godz can you pls taxi me to spawn<br />
SoaPuffball: or heaven<br />
_HeavenAngel_: nani<br />
_HeavenAngel_: don't you have /spawn<br />
Ardlyn: but he's a snowflake<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ah<br />
*Soa is warped to spawn*<br />
SoaPuffball: thanks<br />
_HeavenAngel_: soapflake<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: how do i deport soso<br />
_HeavenAngel_: good qn<br />
_HeavenAngel_: first you take the soso and bring it to the deportation center<br />
_HeavenAngel_: then you give the soso a big kick<br />
_HeavenAngel_: and voila<br />
SoaPuffball: nice<br />
<br />
(MojangChan is randomly flipping a door on top of a monorail track)<br />
_HeavenAngel_: moj.exe has stopped working<br />
_HeavenAngel_: this derpy moj is trying to depreciate a door in 1 day<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_ joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi heav<br />
_HeavenAngel_: hi<br />
sesese9 joined the game.<br />
sesese9: ohai all<br />
SoaPuffball: hi see<br />
_HeavenAngel_: mod train~ choo choo<br />
sesese9: whoot woo<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_: this is called the taco lottery<br />
_HeavenAngel_: to fund frumples tacos<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: the expressway entrance is still 2.6km away<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: f***<br />
SoaPuffball: are you in a car<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: yeah<br />
SoaPuffball: please don't tell me you're driving<br />
_HeavenAngel_: frosty is the car<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: thank god i'm not<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: yesyes<br />
<br />
_cosmon: what's a trackbed<br />
Needn_NL: the area underneath the tracks<br />
Needn_NL: where the track rests on<br />
_HeavenAngel_: where the track sleeps<br />
<br />
=={{u|Hightech_TR}}==<br />
*Hightech_TR is no longer AFK.<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: guys dont afk box me<br />
*Hightech_TR is now AFK.<br />
<br />
*1800-Cort-esi<br />
*thx for crashing my game with your un-knowledge<br />
*Wheres backup when you need it?!?<br />
*Is this some kind of sorcery?<br />
*i think darmok is the secret robotic second owner of the server<br />
*i cant drive a boat in the lagpocalypse<br />
*chief, if youre there, please say 123<br />
*Theres raw meat on the ground!<br />
*I'm sorry, MRT logo, I had to<br />
*Getting knocked in the head by an acacia tree<br />
<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} KittyCat11231: Anyone want a hug for $5000?<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: um<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: not enough money, sorry<br />
*KittyCat11231 runs '''/balance Hightech_TR'''*<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} KittyCat11231: Anyone want a hug for $229.30?<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: you sneaky little thing<br />
<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: i heard a joke on the radio<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: what do you say when a man falls overboard?<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} Aliksong: no idea<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: 'Man overboard!'<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: what do you say when a woman falls overboard?<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: 'Full speed ahead!'<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} Aliksong: lol<br />
<br />
((when Hightech_TR got promoted to {{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} and didn't notice))<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: I don't know when my Trustee endorsements are valid yet, nor do i want to ask<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} CaptainChimpy: Hightech_TR loool!<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: wuuuuuut?<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} CaptainChimpy: a little hightech told me his tag just got bluer<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: oh<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: wow<br />
<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} _SkyBlaze: F3+A is failing ;-;<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} KittyCat11231: youre supposed to do alt+f4<br />
*Hightech_TR tries it out and closes Minecraft*<br />
{{color|yellow|'''Hightech_TR joined the game'''}}<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: kitty you devil...<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: wwwwhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeee!!1<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR fell from a high place<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} TonyTajiri: derp<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: ooww..that hurt<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Ardyan: derpy derpy derp<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} TonyTajiri: rip in small<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Ardyan: xD<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: where teh derps<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: i dont underst...OH GOD THE DERPS<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} TonyTajiri: lol<br />
<br />
{{color|yellow|Supykun joined the game}}<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: hey<br />
{{color|yellow|Supykun left the game.}}<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: bye<br />
<br />
{{color|yellow|CaNJaK_TR joined the game}}<br />
* Hightech_TR is no longer AFK.<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: er<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} allifarki: wb<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: who just named a TR after his name<br />
(In Turkish)<br />
'''[Guest]''' CaNJaK_TR: sa (Hey)<br />
'''[Guest]''' CaNJaK_TR: ben (I did)<br />
'''[Guest]''' CaNJaK_TR: :D (:D)<br />
<br />
*SoaPuffball renames a cow under the Freddy's Pizzeria of Eastwood "Don't help me! I'm stuck.". Weeks later, Hightech_TR and ModernArt, also with SoaPuffball find that cow.<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} Hightech_TR: oh god not again<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} Hightech_TR: mr cow youve been everythere<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} Hightech_TR: now youre stuck under the floor of the fnaf building<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} ModernArt: lol<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} Hightech_TR: err<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} ModernArt: soso renamed him<br />
<br />
*I hate it when /ark doesn't work...*/afk<br />
<br />
*hand on, let me sue the restroom first...use*<br />
<br />
{{color|yellow|'''VerificationCode joined the game'''}}<br />
*a while later*<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: is that my verification code to the secret service<br />
{{color|royalblue|'''[Councillor]'''}} London150: lol<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Frosty_Creeper10: xD<br />
{{color|gray|'''[Guest]'''}} VerificationCode: yes it is<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Frosty_Creeper10: oh my<br />
{{color|gray|'''[Guest]'''}} VerificationCode: access granted<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: hooray<br />
<br />
*{{color|red|'''the dreaded water maze'''}} (not a quote in itself but it is a phrase he uses to refer to the Water Ways in the Halua Island 2017 Adventure Map)<br />
<br />
(IN VC during Formula MRT Season 2)<br />
Mojito1014: Do you know why Titsensaki isn't easy<br />
Hightech_TR: We'llberightbackafterthesemessages<br />
<br />
=={{u|Hntredtie|_hnt}}==<br />
<br />
*One sec, like literally 20 secs<br />
<br />
*Joking About a Rebellion*<br />
hnt: I nominate Frumple to be banned!<br />
*hntredtie Hast Been Smitten!*<br />
*Frumple Joined the Game*<br />
hnt: ohai Frumple...<br />
Frumple: Hey...<br />
<br />
*Pardon my language, but this is...<br />
<br />
*server lagging*<br />
hnt: Probably because of my lag machine.<br />
hnt (later): jk jk jk :P<br />
<br />
*camelfantasy has joined the game*<br />
hnt: Hell<br />
hnt: *hello<br />
kiwirainbow: Wow hnt xd<br />
hnt: Hell(o)<br />
<br />
hnt: So many Senators online... :P<br />
hnt: Who to kick first >:D<br />
hnt: jk jk jk<br />
<br />
hnt: is that god, Chief? (meant good)<br />
godzilltrain joined the game<br />
<br />
*{{color|orange|[{{color|red|_hnt}} -> {{color|red|me}}]}} SLURP SLURP SLURP MUST HAVE AIRPORT SLURP<br />
<br />
==hvt2011==<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
* hvt2011 connected using a mobile device using minechat.<br />
SoaPuffball: "connected using a mobile device..."<br />
SoaPuffball: nuuuu<br />
hvt2011: please hold<br />
hvt2011 left the game.<br />
later...<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
*hvt2011 should be sleeping right now but isn`t and has connected using an Apple TV using minechat.<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: what is this "thunder" you speak of?<br />
hvt2011: a loud rumbling or crashing noise heard after a lightning flash due to the expansion of rapidly heating air.<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
hvt2011: :P<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: may i see all of your warps?<br />
SoaPuffball: homes*<br />
hvt2011: check discord<br />
hvt2011: i sent a screw<br />
hvt2011: dm*<br />
<br />
(randomly, HVT is /v'd)<br />
hvt2011: BOB THE BUILDER<br />
hvt2011: oops<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: lemme try again<br />
SoaPuffball: is paixton terrible?<br />
SoaPuffball: a) no c) not<br />
hvt2011: denided<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
<br />
~Vulpicula: Fox Inbound<br />
SoaPuffball: hi<br />
~hvt2011: hvt2011 train now arriving, platform 2<br />
<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
time2makemymove: hvt?<br />
hvt2011: wat<br />
time2makemymove: v e n c e s l o B l u R a i l ?<br />
hvt2011 left the game.<br />
<br />
*tBlueBijke<br />
<br />
hvt2011: t//replace !169 86%155,1%251:1,1%251:2,1%251:3,1%251:4,1%251:5,1%251:6,1%251:7,1%251:8,1%251:9,1%251:10,1%251:11,1%251:12,1%251:13,1%251:14<br />
hvt2011: t//replace !169 86%155,1%251:1,1%251:2,1%251:3,1%251:4,1%251:5,1%251:6,1%251:7,1%251:8,1%251:9,1%251:10,1%251:11,1%251:12,1%251:13,1%251:14<br />
MIKE24DUDE: ummm<br />
hvt2011L: omg<br />
willowars: aaaahhahaha gg<br />
nktrain: umm<br />
megascatterbomb: you idiot<br />
Conric005: spam<br />
<br />
(Conric is making the 79th [[AstroSlurp]])<br />
Conric005: who wants to help me for 5$<br />
hvt2011: who wants $5<br />
megascatterbomb: me<br />
KittyCat11231: me<br />
CodyHM: me<br />
hvt2011: ok<br />
hvt2011: over<br />
Conric005: -.-<br />
<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
hvt2011: hi<br />
hvt2011: only on for a moment<br />
woorich999 died<br />
hvt2011: ok bye<br />
hvt2011 left the game.<br />
<br />
*{{color|black|'''hi this is some hard to read text if you're in a dark place'''}}<br />
<br />
[Discord] hvt2011: DDR has arrived on american soil<br />
[Discord] hvt2011: >no premium play<br />
>most features locked<br />
>thanks konami f*** you too<br />
<br />
*i love fried kids from kfc<br />
*i live on intra fuel<br />
<br />
hvt2011: '''YEILD'''<br />
Conric005: ceast and desist<br />
sesese9: delet<br />
MistleSoa: this<br />
Cookie46910: delt<br />
Echohue; sees and desost<br />
Cookie46910: caest and desit<br />
Cookie46910: sese and deseseit<br />
MistleSoa: seize and disease<br />
ModernArt: sis and diocese<br />
<br />
[Discord] hvt2011: tranquil forest for sale<br />
[Discord] hvt2011: 100,000 for one block<br />
<br />
*planes don't jenga<br />
*airports are not a parking lot<br />
*'''''BluRail.''''' BluRail's playground.<br />
<br />
hvt2011: ☻<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Is that smiley cause for alarm?<br />
hvt2011: nah<br />
hvt2011: this one though: :relaxed: maybe<br />
Missa_Solemnis: LOL<br />
SilverBubble: Hvt is about to practice dark magic<br />
hvt2011: when the arrows go<br />
hvt2011: ←↓→↓←<br />
<br />
[Governor+] frogggggg: almost clipped the blurail station :p<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: oof<br />
[Mod+] hvt2011: WATY<br />
<br />
FindTheRedPlane: /summon minecraft:player[type=moderator]<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
HarborRandom852: oh what<br />
FindTheRedPlane: OOP<br />
Melecie: your summon worked<br />
hvt2011 left the game.<br />
FindTheRedPlane: bruh<br />
PtldKnight: LO<br />
HarborRandom852: bruh<br />
bro1bro2: lmao<br />
Melecie: never said they had to stay<br />
<br />
[Media] hvt2011: BluAir has identified 7 flights scheduled for cancellation from MAX to the following airports: VFW, MPI, MAX, TSA, ATC, SSI, MCA<br />
Melecie: ah yes<br />
Melecie: why does MAX-MAX exist hvt<br />
hvt2011: oh s***<br />
[Media] hvt2011: TSA*<br />
hvt2011: wait s***<br />
[Media] hvt2011: SDZ**<br />
<br />
Dianchill: when no one is listening to you<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
Dianchill: hi<br />
Dianchill: when someone is listening to you<br />
hvt2011: just summon someone lmao<br />
<br />
LondonThameslink: hut is bottom!<br />
LondonThameslink: HAHA!<br />
hvt2011: :flushed:<br />
<br />
=={{u|__7d}}==<br />
(i____7d was giving Fiork777 a tour of Foresne)<br />
i____7d: oofice<br />
i____7d: office sry<br />
Fiork777: O O F I C E<br />
<br />
Guest joined the game<br />
Welcome Guest to the Minecart Rapid Transit server!<br />
i____7d: wb<br />
i____7d: welcome*<br />
<br />
[LOTTERY] i____7d just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 8s<br />
[LOTTERY] i____7d just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 3s<br />
[LOTTERY] Congratulations to i____7d for winning $394!<br />
[LOTTERY] There was a total of 19 players buying 294 tickets<br />
i____7d: ayyyy<br />
Echohue: mood<br />
Frumple: rigged<br />
PeacemakerX5: >:(<br />
Cookie46910: you just lost the game<br />
Echohue: damnit<br />
sesese9: damn it<br />
PeacemakerX5: nooo<br />
Frumple: How many tickets did you have 7d?<br />
Cookie46910: :)))<br />
i____7d: 2<br />
Echohue: gg<br />
Frumple: bs<br />
Frumple: >:(<br />
sesese9: mood<br />
PeacemakerX5: bruh<br />
Frumple: that's like 2/294 chance<br />
Frumple: oh well<br />
i____7d: hehe<br />
<br />
ModernArt: i____7d what would you like to call the station after peakside valley?<br />
ModernArt: *peakside hill<br />
i____7d: sure<br />
ModernArt: what<br />
MistleSoa: sure station<br />
i____7d: wait the station after springwood?<br />
ModernArt: yes<br />
i____7d: yea its fine<br />
ModernArt: the station after the station after springwood<br />
ModernArt: i____7d what would you like to call the station after peakside valley?<br />
i____7d: hmm<br />
MistleSoa: just call it sure<br />
i____7d: Peakside West? :3<br />
ModernArt: Peakside?<br />
i____7d: hmm i prefer peakside west...<br />
i____7d: or maybe Peakplains<br />
ModernArt: peakside since i'll redirect it north instead of west<br />
i____7d: yup<br />
i____7d: anythings fine<br />
ModernArt: ok<br />
MistleSoa: name it "anything" then<br />
i____7d: >;(<br />
<br />
i____7d: what would you say if a janitor says somehting mean to you?<br />
i____7d: "ok broomer"<br />
<br />
{{color|yellow|KittyCat11231 left the game}}<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} i____7d: wb<br />
<br />
(talking to a guest)<br />
i____7d: Do /map for dynmap, /apply to apply for member and alt+f4 to claim a plot<br />
<br />
*flying trains are a specialty of secunda (in discord)<br />
*I put pineapple on pixa<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: hiall may i please have your attention for a quick while<br />
i____7d: yes i know we lost the game<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: how'd you read my mind?!<br />
<br />
*i____7d was slain by messing with the e<br />
*Have you every wanted to get banned from the MRT server? Try using NordVPN: the #1 VPN in the world! It enables you to get detected by VPNGuard for maximum safety!<br />
*the moon is made out of washing machine<br />
*Our studies have shown that our studies are incorrect.<br />
<br />
vibely left the game.<br />
i____7d: when you vibing to music and then someone interrupts you<br />
<br />
*tomatoes are a species of crustacean<br />
*among us was created when a graphic designer forgot to put the arms on the fall guy<br />
<br />
(atop a tall player stack)<br />
__7d: is this blurail on crack<br />
Melecie: yes<br />
<br />
[Discord] _fwis: how does one acquire newrail<br />
[Discord] 7d: Sep 1. Get aquired by newrail<br />
[Discord] _fwis: :x:<br />
[Discord] 7d: Step 2. Haha you fell into my giant trap<br />
[Discord] _fwis: correction: how does one acquire newrail without being acquired by newrail<br />
SilverBubble: one forms oldrail fwis<br />
SilverBubble: duh<br />
[Discord] 7d: Step 1. Get acquired by FLR<br />
[Discord] 7d: 2. FLR acquires Newrail<br />
[Discord] _fwis: correction: how does one acquire newrail without getting acquired by newrail or any of its employees or subsidiaries<br />
SilverBubble: you steal it illegally fwis<br />
[Discord] 7d: Step 1. Acquire yourself<br />
[Discord] 7d: Step 2. ???<br />
[Discord] 7d: Step 2. You now have newrail<br />
Melecie: step 1: get acquired by mylesmonorail<br />
Melecie: step 2: mylesmonorail gets acquired by newrail ''again''<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: what you dont book holidays at tourism boards<br />
7d: idk I book my holidays at kfc<br />
<br />
do power generators in prisons have a lot of mitochondria<br />
cos they're the powerhouse of the cell<br />
<br />
[Discord] 7d: if you're circling a town might as well iat it<br />
[Discord] 7d: similarly, I shall build near nymphalia and iat it<br />
Melecie: too bad it's as long as a stick<br />
Melecie: you'll have to work 3pi stations' worth of town to surround me<br />
<br />
[Discord] Aqua: fishe go to sleep<br />
[Mod+] __7d: me<br />
[Mod+] __7d: * no<br />
[Senator] Spegit007: "me"<br />
<br />
=={{u|ICTman1076}}==<br />
<br />
*You offended my pet gravel :(<br />
<br />
==Icy==<br />
<br />
*imma pokegirl, inna poke wooorld, life is fantastic, when you're a trainer<br />
<br />
==imperial_block==<br />
<br />
imperial_block: who built this station?<br />
_XtremeCoder: not sure<br />
imperial_block: maybe Godz<br />
_XtremeCoder: I think Godz<br />
imperial_block: its god'z typical error, I think<br />
==italadz57==<br />
<br />
missitaladz57: mary had a little...<br />
italadz57 joined the game<br />
italadz57: lamb!!<br />
<br />
=={{u|JamesGaming}}==<br />
<br />
*Chiefbox<br />
<br />
Im going to get yoshi to make a maze<br />
OUT OF BARRIERS<br />
<br />
JamesGaming: Achsomething takahowdoyoupronounceit<br />
[Member]: lol when you don't know how to spell it<br />
<br />
=={{u|JavaIsBetter}}==<br />
(soa and frosty are talking about eating creeperville)<br />
[Discord] JavaIsBetter: Just eat eachover<br />
[Discord] JavaIsBetter: And I will watch<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: kinky java<br />
[Discord] JavaIsBetter: Frosty no<br />
[Discord] JavaIsBetter: But also yes<br />
<br />
[Discord] James__: Guess who's off to london today<br />
BillionPenny483: ... you?<br />
[Discord] JavaIsBetter: Plot twist it's actually me<br />
BillionPenny483: :O<br />
<br />
[Project1] JavaIsBetter: Guest quotes?<br />
[Project1] JavaIsBetter:Wait can they see this<br />
[P1] SantaThameslink: Java, uh<br />
[Project1] JavaIsBetter:o oh<br />
[P1] SantaThameslink: we're not allowed to talk about guests in here I don't think<br />
[Project1] JavaIsBetter: Wait what<br />
[Project1] JavaIsBetter: Oops<br />
[Project1] JavaIsBetter: Ok staff you never saw this I'm not Java I'm actually her twin who's on her account<br />
[Project1] JavaIsBetter: Ban me instead, Java is a very good person<br />
<br />
[Discord] Steve_Bobs: soa is first snow "yuri"?<br />
Winterecie: think so<br />
[Discord] JavaIsBetter: isn't yuri like lesbian pornography or something<br />
DispensedForXmas: what<br />
HarborRandom852: what<br />
[Discord] Steve_Bobs: and are u interested in that genre of games?<br />
[Discord] Steve_Bobs: hey not necessarily porn<br />
[Discord] JavaIsBetter: good<br />
[Discord] JavaIsBetter: You better not be playing porn games<br />
[Discord] JavaIsBetter: On my wholesome pg server<br />
Winterecie: mmm katawa shoujo can ''technically'' count as one but literally everyone plays it for the story, and those who don't end up liking it for the story anyway<br />
[Discord] JavaIsBetter: time to play katawa shoujo for the not story<br />
<br />
==[[user:Johngi|Johngi]]==<br />
wtew left the game <br><br />
Johngi: I think he left<br />
<br />
I am trying to edit a wiki (Funny quotes) page, but I can't, because of the lag caused by grammarly checking the entire page for what is now 529 errors.<br />
<br />
If you were to attack america, you would have to do it at night, so they would have less the fence (defence)<br />
<br />
FooteChicken: bacc <br><br />
Johngi: welcome bacc <br><br />
Johngi: '''''AAAH! It's spreading! What do we do!'''''<br />
<br />
(About kev's plane)<br><br />
[Eggnog]Johngi: other than the fact it will never fly, nice plane!<br />
<br />
Johngi: ooh a ravine<br />
Johngi: "speeeeed 1"<br />
<br />
=={{u|TechnologyPro|JohnNotTech}}==<br />
<br />
Spencer407 (Soleurs): I'm going to make this horrible.<br />
TechnologyPro: That's the spirit! :D<br />
<br />
*I might be a little biased, but you should use ''[Insert Frontier Product Here]''.<br />
<br />
*HAWKSIE! I need to stop doing that.<br />
<br />
*TECHIE!<br />
<br />
*Chil-DREN!<br />
<br />
*Guys, guys, stop.<br />
<br />
*It twerks!<br />
<br />
*<nowiki>*ding* Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the shut up sign. For our sanity, please return to your seat, and fasten your seatbelt over your mouth.</nowiki><br />
<br />
*I've been called a lot of things before. Melon Lord has not been one of them...<br />
<br />
*Hey, who wants $20? (has tedious work in mind)<br />
<br />
*<nowiki>*to Technological99* Hello, other Tech.</nowiki><br />
<br />
*<nowiki>*in response to the mentioning of an airport* CAELUS!</nowiki><br />
<br />
JohnNotTech is no longer afk<br />
JohnNotTech: If you say so.<br />
<br />
*Kitty, get out of my body.<br />
<br />
[lalaboy -> me] idk, get in mumble<br />
*joins Mumble*<br />
JohnNotTech: Did someone order an idiot with some fries?<br />
<br />
When a ) doesn't express your emotions strong enough, a bigger D will do<br />
Oh god, I just realized how wrong that sounds<br />
<br />
*when talking about resource packs*<br />
I use Faithful Vulpi<br />
<br />
=={{u|Jtf22}}==<br />
<br />
*ok...<br />
* :P<br />
*Hey Chief, do people do The FLOP when you shock them? | Chief: Lets find out! | *Chiefbozx shocked Jtf22 (and everyone else on the server [including himself])* | Jtf22: *flops | Chief: So yes!<br />
*Everybody do the FLOP!<br />
<br />
==Jtrain77==<br />
"The purpose of the MRT is to build realistic modern cities" *Rides a dragon to kessler*<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: tom?<br />
Tom_Pairs: ?<br />
SoaPuffball: can you shock me?<br />
Tom_Pairs: no<br />
Jtrain77: Thou aren't worthy of thy smittenitude<br />
<br />
Jtrain77: Welp, I gtg, cya later bai<br />
Itz_Lego: cya<br />
Itz_Lego: last words?<br />
Jtrain77: Last words: Wubba lubba dub dub<br />
Jtrain77 left the game.<br />
<br />
JTrain77: I'll take two #9's<br />
[LOTTERY] JTrain77 just bought 9 tickets!<br />
[LOTTERY] JTrain77 just bought 9 tickets!<br />
SoaPuffball: a #9 large<br />
[LOTTERY] Kel5 just bought 9 tickets!<br />
JTrain77: A #6 with extra pid<br />
JTrain77: *dip<br />
Vulpicula: PID<br />
Vulpicula: PIIIIID<br />
<br />
Cornus, The city of empty bus stops. (during TAR 9)<br />
<br />
==j_universe==<br />
Supykun: Miniladies and Minigentlemen,<br />
j_universe0: come see the damage at the rowhouse fires<br />
(unintended)<br />
<br />
=={{u|allifarki|JustFarkie}}==<br />
<br />
[Server] Starting save...<br />
<br />
[Mayor] allifarki : I didn't know there was a [Server] rank. :P<br />
<br />
[Member] TheMiner_ : XD<br />
<br />
[Mayor] allifarki: I didn't know there was a person called Starting Save... either.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
''[Mayor] Ezzocraft, [Mayor] _alli and [Member] Ben6331 are talking about the Batch 7 Senator Promos''<br />
<br />
[Mayor] Ezzocraft: Benator<br />
<br />
[Member] Ben6331: LOL<br />
<br />
[Mayor] _alli: lol<br />
<br />
[Mayor] _alli: [Benator] Sen6331<br />
<br />
[Member] Ben6331: XD<br />
<br />
=={{u|Just_robinho}}==<br />
<br />
*To the *insert place here* !<br />
*I get to hurt people... yay! :D<br />
*I'm a lovable person<br />
*BENIE! <3<br />
*I'm Benie's number 1 fan!<br />
*BOOM! I Have landed. :D<br />
*[Chiefbozx: /shock Just_robinho] .......... MISSED!<br />
*Robin's Hill is the best town Eva!<br />
*Quick question for the mods/Admins<br />
*I have allllooooottttt of questions.<br />
*>:(<br />
* :D<br />
*<nowiki>*Insert confusing question*......... nevermind</nowiki><br />
*TROLOLOLOLOL!<br />
*I'm always happy! :D<br />
*You miserable people<br />
*I've just lost my deputy mayor......... AGAIN! :'(<br />
*"Frumple has joined the game"........ *Stalks* >:)<br />
*I've got the passion :D<br />
*...Creep Benie out *Check*<br />
*Benie... " [Benie] ? " ............. Hi! <3 :D<br />
*Me: yolo! Blue Team: SWAG!<br />
*Well thats a first, The server wanted to crash itself!<br />
*Meow<br />
*<nowiki>*mfish was breathing through his mic in mumble* </nowiki><br />Just_robinho: can you stop being Dark Vader for a second mfish?<br />
*'''To enjineer, in mumble:''' I will spank you.<br />
<br />
*was doing we's for autobus22<br />
*copied plane<br />
*Goes afk for 40 minutes<br />
(never pasted)<br />
<br />
*WOI should tecnically sink, it has no floaties D:<br />
<br />
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs<br />
[broadcast] <plugDJ link><br />
autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!<br />
[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] JamesGaming: Arrive and Vanadium are giving huge competition to Cyan, what is Cyan doing about that<br />
[Mod] Just_robinho: F all.<br />
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: ^<br />
<br />
Camelfantasy: I should probably start studying for my essay test.<br />
x Just_Robinho has kicked camelfantasy for Go study boi!<br />
<br />
[Broadcast]: JR is going to make it night so please dont scream and pee your pants<br />
*server is set to night*<br />
(general chaos)<br />
<br />
*camelfantasy boxes Just_robinho<br />
x Just_robinho is no longer AFK.<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|Just_robinho}} {{color|orange|kicked camelfantasy for bad camel.}}<br />
<br />
SnowPuffball_: /unafk ModernArt<br />
* ModernArt is no longer AFK. (Robun run said command)<br />
ByteMega: OMG<br />
ByteMega: xD<br />
SnowPuffball: gg<br />
Just_robinho: its a legit command ByteMega<br />
* ModernArt is now AFK.<br />
<br />
*Im stuck<br />
<br />
*since Tom_Pairs is threatening me with demotion I will ask his question next<br />
<br />
talon no longer plays<br />
but jumps in the sky<br />
<br />
=={{u|Kangaroo567}}==<br />
FiorkG: You are saying i am a joke?<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: yes<br />
<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: [Discord] Cact0: :new_moon_with_face:<br />
[Discord] Cact0: :new_moon_with_face:<br />
<br />
TheGreenKangaroo joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: wbwb<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: hi<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: k bye<br />
TheGreenKangaroo left the game.<br />
<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: next player that joins will not be staff<br />
Cynra_ joined the game.<br />
<br />
*''Please realize that this software cannot use British English. Using British English may result in a Montego veto.''<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: And there's no limit on decorative helicopters.<br />
Kangaroo567: no rank limit? that means guests can paste helicopters over Central City as well<br />
<br />
=={{u|_Kastle}}==<br />
<br />
*Sorry Common Sense wasn't in the budget..<br />
*'''{{color|darkred|ATTENTION: APPLETON HAS BEEN RENAMED TO PINEAPPLETON}}'''<br />
<br />
JTrain77: kastle what's this place called<br />
SoaPuffball: JTrain77: Aeolia<br />
_Kastle: Gray Cloud<br />
<br />
SoSo123: Kastle what is your view for my Chinese History paper :P<br />
_Kastle: yes<br />
SoSo123: ?<br />
SoSo123: what yes<br />
_Kastle: no<br />
SoSo123: wot<br />
SoaPuffball: maybee<br />
_Kastle: so<br />
SoSo123: nao<br />
<br />
pyth0n: how much $ do you get for being online<br />
_Kastle: lol they dont pay me a red cent<br />
_Kastle: but you get 5 fake cents per minute<br />
<br />
*i always like to keep a stack of airports lying around<br />
<br />
==Kekkomatic==<br />
<br />
*Gets shown ace pride flag*<br />
Is that the flag of horrible polo from the 80s?<br />
<br />
*"2d/11 - proposal to change official serrver mascot from taco to bagel" "all no? ok"<br />
<br />
[Citizen] Supykun: LDS, I am high up there<br />
[Citizen] Supykun: Baltop 3.<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: LSD, I am high.<br />
<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: i'm confused, did you meet tomp or not?<br />
[Mayor] sesese9: i did<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: cool<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: did you ask him for a worldedit?<br />
<br />
If Nicki Minaj walks on a beach, is it considered plastic pollution?<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] Ardyan: i realize C923 becomes a normal street after passing armada central<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: omg, can you imagine *station* C923?<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: "day 3276, i'm starting to wonder if frumple is a madman or a total genius"<br />
<br />
*ezzo you can't tkae XW3.14159...thats irrational<br />
<br />
*did you guys have to invent letters just to make all of section 1 stay i one place?<br />
<br />
[Citizen] EliteNeon: Welcome to [insert female genital here] land<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: hi<br />
[Councillor] MegaMC: elite<br />
[Councillor] MegaMC: thats worse<br />
(notice how kekko replied in such an innocent manner)<br />
<br />
Most of the time buildings are just empty. Come on guys we're not in North Korea<br />
<br />
=={{u|Kel5}}==<br />
<br />
Who wants 5 dollars?<br />
Highest bidder wins<br />
<br />
*seems pine enough (in Amber_Pine's room in an apartment which is known by some due to the Frumpine shipping/meme by megascatterbomb)<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza<br />
SoaPuffball: HONK<br />
chiefbozx: no<br />
(soa gets smitten)<br />
VAReaper: HONK<br />
SoaPuffball: y<br />
chiefbozx: pineapples have better things to do than be on pizza<br />
* Kel5 is no longer AFK.<br />
Kel5: WRONG<br />
* Kel5 is now AFK.<br />
chiefbozx: ''Kel5 comes back from afk just to yell "WRONG"''<br />
<br />
<br />
=={{u|King_Patty}}==<br />
<br />
*Whomp<br />
<br />
== kingsnake ==<br />
* bean block, corn block, chili block (referring to raw ore blocks)<br />
*drive safe, know your beans<br />
<br />
=={{u|KittyCat11231}}==<br />
all the ads in the article i want to print out for school are porn ads<br />
afk again<br />
<br />
*Mega: don't say it... | Kitty: it...<br />
<br />
*Kitty: anyone else notice yoshis survey asks ur height, age, and relationship status... | chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26.<br />
<br />
*Kitty: I like white horses | bspells: RACIST!!!<br />
<br />
*KittyCat11231 joined the server | Kitty: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING CUBE!! | KittyCat11231 left the server.<br />
<br />
*(referring to mega) meggy weggy is his porn name<br />
<br />
*my nanna has a shit zu (that's not how its spelled idk how) and its so cute<br />
<br />
*gogojakeo has joined the game | Kitty: hi gogo what strange bizzare time zone do u live in (during 3:30 AM Kitty's time)<br />
<br />
*I AM TITAAAAANIIIIIUUUUUUUUUM!<br />
<br />
*every time I say that it warns me I could be kicked for spam<br />
<br />
*[Insert Name Here] has joined the game | hi [Insert Name Here] we totally aren't talking about [Random Thing]<br />
<br />
*top username of 2013: xXxYOLO_SWAGGER_39xXx<br />
<br />
*word I cant spell! you take your aim! fire away! fire away! you shoot me down! but I get up! IM KICKED BY NOOOOOOOOOOCHEEEEEEEEEEAAATPLUUUUUUUUS! (parodying Titanium)<br />
<br />
*Echo: i play play station 4 | Kitty: you like to *play play*<br />
<br />
*godz: Kitty! :P | Kitty: what afk box?<br />
<br />
*IM NAKED ON A WREEEEEEEEEECKING BALL<br />
<br />
*btw frozen why is there a street in ravenswood called cockbyrne ave<br />
<br />
*bspells go find the wild one while flying on a titanium wrecking ball and roaring (referencing 4 songs)<br />
<br />
*Just_fruyeamajkeklajafyfeghostminerofgames26_Pairs = genetically combined FREAK!!!<br />
<br />
*DISCLAIMER: spamming/advertising/being a guest causes an immediate ban.<br />
<br />
*hola cola (when cola logs on)<br />
<br />
*<nowiki>#Gramerz4daWinz</nowiki><br />
<br />
Kitty: congrats lil<br />
lil: I was always a trusted<br />
chiefbozx shocked KittyCat11231<br />
<br />
*{{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}} in mumble: "here kitty kitty kitty...."<br />
<br />
*any mods wanna be "lucky" enough to do the "honor" of setting up my bus route? :P<br />
<br />
Kitty: theres a kid at school whos obsessed with the number 69...<br />
mega: -_-<br />
kiwi: do you know WHY?...<br />
Kitty: yes...<br />
kiwi: Good...<br />
A few minutes later<br />
kittyghost has joined the game<br />
mega: kitty what have you been doing with cg?!<br />
Kitty: i was 69ing with him<br />
<br />
Nicco: <----- needs to be mayor ADMINS COME!!<br />
Kitty: patience is a virtue<br />
Kitty: is what my nanna says every time shes stuck in traffic<br />
<br />
Tony: I said Tar, I'm on Hyperchat, and it gives me a notification when it's my name surrounded by spaces.<br />
JohnNotTech: So disable that?<br />
Kitty: TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri<br />
Soleurs: TonyTajiri<br />
kekkomatic joined the game<br />
JohnNotTech: TonyTajiri<br />
Soleurs: TonyTajiri<br />
Halstom: TonyTajiri<br />
Kitty: kekkomatic quick say TonyTajiri<br />
<br />
*every page in the category OMAH GAWD DAT RANDOMNESS is a [[Panqueque|food item]]..<br />
<br />
Kitty: (skele came in like a wrecking ball)<br />
frozen: :D<br />
Kitty: (skele came into frozen like a wrecking ball)<br />
frozen: :C<br />
<br />
Kitty: ooh cody is afk >:)<br />
cody: back<br />
Kitty: dammit<br />
cody: '''<span style="color:#FF0000"> DAMNIT YOU KITTY </span>'''<br />
Kitty: its just an afk box :P<br />
Kitty: #AngerIssues<br />
cody: ''"It's just an afk box."'' (Said IN Sassy Tone)<br />
<br />
*There better be a snow day bill de blasio '''DONT FAIL ME NOW'''<br />
<br />
*bill de blasio failed us all (after not getting a snow day in NYC)<br />
<br />
DCampite joined the game<br />
DCamp: whos a girl?<br />
Kitty: anyone who has.. you know<br />
<br />
Kitty: will the ZBT warps ever be set :P<br />
Music: idk when Yoshi is ready :P tomorrow<br />
Kitty: OMG I MADE A REFERENCE<br />
Kitty: will the ZBT warps ever be SET :P<br />
Music: lol<br />
<br />
back<br />
the llamas are coming...<br />
KittyCat11231 left the game<br />
<br />
DCampite was killed trying to hurt suppoe<br />
Kitty: wow 1.5 really got detailed with the death messages<br />
<br />
*You should put ziggy85s condom back up for sale (meant to say condo)<br />
<br />
tarheelscouse: It's the hot dog song!<br />
Kitty: He likes singing about his "hot dog" in his "clubhouse"<br />
bestmate66: SUGGESTIVITIES<br />
Kitty: "We had a fun day bringing color back to the clubhouse!"<br />
bestmate66: Jeez. Kitty.<br />
tarheelscouse: lol :D<br />
<br />
<br />
colaja953 joined the game<br />
Kitty: Hola Cola<br />
<br />
Kitty: that awkward moment when you wonder what google chromes "incognito mode" is used for<br />
Kitty: that awkward moment when you wonder what google chromes "incognito mode" is used for<br />
Kitty: fail<br />
Kitty: afk<br />
Kitty: DOUBLE FAIL<br />
Kitty: ._.<br />
Kitty: ._.<br />
Kitty: triple fail...<br />
<br />
Kitty: but first, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE<br />
Yoshi: NO KITTY<br />
Yoshi: NO,.<br />
Yoshi: DEAR GOD NO<br />
Kitty: YES YOSHI<br />
<br />
*apple would love me, i sent an email asking for an iphone, i sent it from my ipod touch<br />
<br />
(On June 8th in Mumble)<br />
Kitty: Siri is so perfect, listen to this<br />
Kitty: What day is my birthday?<br />
Siri: Your birthday is June 15th<br />
Kitty: How many days until my birthday?<br />
Siri: Your birthday is in three months and eight days<br />
Kitty: How many days until my birthday!?<br />
Siri: Your birthday is in three months and eight days<br />
Hawks: It's so perfect.<br />
<br />
Skele: Kitty used a flashlight in my office<br />
Kitty: thats an untrue accusation<br />
Kitty: i used a fleshlight<br />
*Console* shocked KittyCat11231<br />
<br />
(While speculating if lalaboy67 was the last mod promoted at the June GSM)<br />
_frozen: the point is he is not the mod<br />
Kitty: are you suuuure youre suuuuure?<br />
_frozen: let it go<br />
Hawks: let it go<br />
Kitty: i am one with the wind and snow<br />
Hawks: ... can't hold it back any more ...<br />
<br />
Bensi: I better not to butt into the game<br />
{{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}: Butt<br />
Kitty: Anus<br />
<br />
Hi Washington (Talking to DCampite in mumble)<br />
<br />
*That awkward moment when you wake up from a 12-hour flight and you're still on the tarmac.<br />
<br />
IM WONDERING WHY MY SHIFT KEY ISNT WORKING AND IM REALIZING IM JUST USING MY CAPS LOCK<br />
<br />
godzilltrain blows into mic on mumble<br />
Kittycat11231: WE DON'T BREATH INTO YOU!<br />
<br />
ArdyArd: what if they replaced member applications to a full circle line ride?<br />
KittyCat11231: then we would have a lot of desperate 9 year olds crowding the circle line<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: this automatic minechat message is sponsored by the committee to reelect sadam hussein<br />
mine_man_: i think you may have gone too far with those minechat messages XD<br />
KittyCat11231: this automatic minechat message is sponsored by the committee to reelect the taliban regim<br />
mine_man_: DAMNIT! XD<br />
<br />
[Broadcast]: It's Coming it's coming!!!<br />
Kitty: hi lala<br />
Tom_Pairs joined the game<br />
Tom: ello<br />
Kitty: aw<br />
<br />
mine_man_: Raise your hand if godz is dull<br />
Kitty: /me raises both arms and legs<br />
Kitty: /me is an upside down table<br />
<br />
*I LOVE YOU FROZEN WRITE YOUR SIGNIATURE ON MY FACE<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: cyan is died<br />
[Senator] KittysEvilTwin: cyan isnt dead, they're in a persistent vegitative state<br />
<br />
In Mumble...<br />
[Kitty]: Siri, what is 0 divided by 0<br />
[Siri] Imagine you have 0 cookies and share them between 0 friends. <br />
How many cookies does each person get. See. It doesnt make sense does it.<br />
Now cookie monster is sad because there are no cookies, and you are sad because you have no friends.<br />
[Insert Loud Laughing here]<br />
<br />
*Godz: What's Sour Kids? Kitty: Imagine if you have a fetish for eating small children.<br />
<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: Drop Dead GSMs wooooo<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 5<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 4<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 3<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 2<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 1<br />
TonyTajiri died<br />
Player TonyTajiri took their own life.<br />
KittyCat11231 died<br />
Player KittyCat11231 took their own life.<br />
Technological99 died<br />
Player Technological99 took their own life.<br />
helkama died<br />
Player helkama took their own life.<br />
sesese9 died<br />
Player sesese9 took their own life.<br />
Seshpenguin died<br />
Player Seshpenguin took their own life.<br />
KuchenKenta died<br />
Player KuchenKenta took their own life.<br />
frankbros429 died<br />
Player frankbros429 took their own life. ArdyDuck died<br />
Player ArdyDuck took their own life.<br />
<br />
nktrain died<br />
Player nktrain took their own life.<br />
callumjk died<br />
Player callumjk took their own life.<br />
Formal_Globe died<br />
Player Formal_Globe took their own life.<br />
Seshpenguin died<br />
Player Seshpenguin took their own life.<br />
helkama died<br />
Player helkama took their own life.<br />
Awesome3491 died<br />
Player Awesome3491 took their own life.<br />
[Senator] KittyCat11231: someone just left one direction it seems<br />
<br />
Camelfantasy: how do you name a road?<br />
ImNotKitty: with a birth certificate<br />
<br />
chiefbozx has joined the game<br />
KittyCat111231: was about to ask for a w/e then realized<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: lala you should tempban me for three seconds<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|lalaboy}} {{color|orange|temporarily banned}} {{color|red|KittyCat11231}} {{color|orange|for}} {{color|red|2 seconds}}{{color|orange|:}} {{color|red|you asked for it}}{{color|orange|.}}<br />
<br />
snowdude01: narnia mumble?<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|Narnia17 joined the game}}<br />
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<br />
[nktrain -> KittyCat11231] your army was chasing me yesterday<br />
<br />
[KittyCat11231 -> nktrain] the KIA Armed Forces declines all involvement<br />
<br />
[nktrain -> KittyCat11231] xD<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231 left the game.<br />
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[Media] Kittycat11231: Vote to re-elect _Kastle as president of the United Cities<br />
SoaPuffball: you cant<br />
CyAmethyst: Kastle isn't running<br />
[Media] Kittycat11231: Vote to re-elect _Kastle as president of the United Cities anyway<br />
_Kastle: no... Kastle can't run<br />
CyAmethyst: .-.<br />
CyAmethyst: Kitty pls<br />
<br />
Kittycat11231: note:mineman is still afk<br />
*mine_man_ is no longer afk.<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|KittyCat11231 joined the game}}<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor]}} Talonplays: wb<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} Mercury203: wb<br />
{{color|orange|[Trial Mod+]}} Hvt2011: hi kitty<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} Mercury203: Trojan Valley?<br />
<br />
Guest: what is the color of the eastern line?<br />
SnowPuffball_: lime<br />
_Kastle: lime<br />
KittyCat11231: brown<br />
SnowPuffball: xD<br />
_Kastle: &a<br />
<br />
*(After being asked to be a judge in a made up court case by MaxStewartS) MaxStewartS is sentenced to death for indirectly interrupting my schoolwork<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: hey mojang<br />
MojangChan: yes<br />
SoaPuffball: can you please give me mojangitis<br />
MojangChan: sure<br />
[Discord] TheGreenKangaroo: same<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: hey mojang<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: can you please give me hepatitis<br />
MojangChan: by the power of Jesus Christ, Muhammad, and every other religeous power in the universe, I hereby strike the godly power of Mojangitis upon thee, mey god's grace be with you<br />
SoaPuffball: thank you<br />
SoaPuffball: frosty also requested hepatitis btw<br />
MojangChan: i don't contract hepatitis<br />
KittyCat11231: jesus christ is under arrest for biological warfare<br />
MojangChan: only mojangitis<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: :frowning:<br />
EspiDev: lol<br />
<br />
[Bunker] Starcubed: what's PRM?<br />
[Bunker] KittyCat11231: pam cooking spray but misspelled<br />
[Bunker] Starcubed: ah<br />
<br />
*You should plug your laptop into a wind turbine<br />
*I gave you the inside scoop (after confirming he said the above in Mumble)<br />
<br />
Kitty: Conric, pick up this fish!<br />
Conric: ok<br />
Kitty: This fish committed suicide.<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: jphgolf4321 is a psycho murderer terrorist!<br />
KittyCat11231 left the game.<br />
Player jphgolf4321 kicked KittyCat11231 for no u.<br />
<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: Which of my franchises do you want to see return in the Creeperville Expo?<br />
KittyCat11231: soa's chippy choppy head fall-offy capital punishment contracting service<br />
SoaPuffball: sorry, but i don't own that franchise<br />
SoaPuffball: KittyCat11231 owns that<br />
<br />
*the national weather service has issued a severe Tom_Pairs warning, effective for the duration Tom_Pairs is in the vicinity. take shelter now. move to the lowest floor of a sturdy building away from any windows.<br />
*The National Weather Service has issued a severe spotaneous terrain generation warning.<br />
*'''BNN! Breaking News >>''' Wisdom teeth release psychedelic drugs, new study reports.<br />
*''and then god created the universe, realized he accidentally rotated the wrong direction, ran an //undo, and started over the fifth time''<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: lottery is a tax on stupid people<br />
KittyCat11231: like me<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: if anyone else buys tickets i will murder you<br />
[LOTTERY] ocksten just bought 1 ticket!<br />
ocksten: please make it quick<br />
ocksten died<br />
KittyCat11231: ok i murdered you, a sheep in shadowpoint<br />
KittyCat11231: his name was you<br />
<br />
hvt2011: reminder<br />
hvt2011: cars banned in tranquil forest<br />
KittyCat11231: reminder: hvt banned in nippia<br />
<br />
* i only listen to the melodic symphony of a jackhammer dismembering a hamster<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: was afk for a sex<br />
KittyCat11231: *sex<br />
KittyCat11231: *sec<br />
KittyCat11231: dumb fingers<br />
<br />
* windows update is microsoft's way of punishing you for going afk with unsaved work open<br />
<br />
=={{u|kiwirainbow}}==<br />
<br />
[Trusted] Kiwirainbow: Remember when I had that dream that Music3_0 was promoted to [Admin] a few months back? That was weird...<br />
[Trusted] Music3_0: I know kiwi, weird :P<br />
[Member] Kittycat11231: Kiwi, you dream about minecraft? XD<br />
[Admin] Music3_0: Heyyyy<br />
<br />
kiwi: I just find {{u|bestmate66|Atlanta}} so... attractive :p<br />
Kitty: kiwi and bestmate #LegendaryLovers<br />
kiwi: ???<br />
Kitty: think about what you just said<br />
sam: LOL<br />
kiwi: I was talking about my town!<br />
kiwi: *slaps Kitty<br />
<br />
kiwi: ATTENTION: I am leaving the server.<br />
bspells: WHAT<br />
kiwi: for a one minute break to go get water :p<br />
kiwi: brb :p<br />
sam: ???<br />
kiwirainbow left the game<br />
<br />
kiwirainbow left the game.<br />
kiwirainbow joined the game<br />
kiwirainbow: forget to say g2g<br />
kiwirainbow: baiiiii<br />
kiwirainbow left the game.<br />
<br />
==knowmads7==<br />
<br />
*I dont think Notch envisioned kids making entire militarys on MC :P<br />
<br />
thomasfyfe: A little busy, I'll be good in 10 minutes or so<br />
knowmads7: for now, you must sit in the bad boy chair tomas<br />
knowmads7: cause you said youll be good in 10 mins lol<br />
<br />
(talking about the rename of Sprucemount to Frosty Rivers<br />
SoaPuffball: cos spruce- prefix is overrated<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: i'm gonna change my town's name to spruceville<br />
JustFarkie: spruce bay<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: spruce swamps xD<br />
SoaPuffball: pls dont<br />
JustFarkie: spruce sea<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: lol :P<br />
JustFarkie: spruce mooshruum lands<br />
JustFarkie: mooshroom*<br />
<br />
knowmads7: oh congratz camel :D<br />
camelfantasy: eh?<br />
knowmads7: I could have sworn you were senator?<br />
time2makemymove: LOL<br />
camelfantasy: 2 years ago yes<br />
knowmads7: WAIT NVM IM DUMB<br />
time2makemymove: lmaoooooooo<br />
knowmads7: SHUT UP :P<br />
camelfantasy: technically i still am, for kanto :P<br />
knowmads7: lol<br />
<br />
==KnuffelBunny==<br />
[Bunker] AlphaDS: i dont watch star wars or marvel<br />
[Bunker] MistleSoa: wat<br />
CaptainObi: wat<br />
[Bunker] MistleSoa: is that a reply<br />
[Bunker] AlphaDS: oof<br />
KnuffelBunny: is that a threat?<br />
<br />
== Krakabraka ==<br />
RadiantRanger26: anyone wanna help me build this warehouse<br />
Krakabraka: aren't you supposed to shop in thw warehouse<br />
RadiantRanger26: what no<br />
Krakabraka: you are the [Busty Shopper] (when there were Christmas ranks)<br />
Krakabraka: *busy<br />
Minecraft252: lol<br />
RadiantRanger26: what lmao<br />
RadiantRanger26: no its the hq for my enterprise<br />
Krakabraka: do not quote me on that<br />
<br />
==Krokipollo==<br />
Man<br />
I can't believe<br />
The first I did<br />
After returning to this server<br />
was to instinctively build a wall<br />
It ain't much yet<br />
But this is going bigger<br />
Getting taller<br />
it's going to make my city great again :*)<br />
(even though it was never great)<br />
<br />
*Some guy named Donald wanted to build a steel wall on the southern border. The wall cost $5000 to build. How many mexicans crossed it?<br />
<br />
=={{u|ktkren777}}==<br />
ktkren777: oof i afk boxed a statue of i7 thinking it was him<br />
Sirots: LOL<br />
i____7d: HAHAHA<br />
AlphaDS: oof<br />
i____7d: you mean an npc?<br />
PeaceXmas: lolmao<br />
ktkren777: lmao<br />
Sirots That's actually really funny XD<br />
ktkren777: yes wtv that is<br />
ktkren777; lmao<br />
i____7d: im putting that on funyn quotes<br />
ktkren777: i looked at dynmap and it wasnt him<br />
<br />
=={{u|KyleFrb}}==<br />
KyleFrb: i date you to do a whip nae nae before saying which place you got in the restart<br />
frogggggg: date?<br />
SoaPuffball: no you may not date me<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: oh god i forgot you were on kyle and oh god what message did i just read<br />
<br />
ArizTrad: what is coronavirus<br />
KyleFrb: well corona means crown, so its basically the best virus<br />
<br />
=={{u|LabCylian}}==<br />
SantaCylian: i wish harbor was here :(<br />
HarborRandom852: i am here<br />
<br />
SantaCylian: STUPID UP BUTTON!<br />
<br />
FindTheRedPlane: but lab though, I will be so mad if you run a flight from max to lar<br />
[Media] DoctorHytown: Flight 002- '''MAX-LAR'''<br />
FindTheRedPlane: ...<br />
STthecat: bru<br />
STthecat: bruh<br />
<br />
* RadiantRanger26 joined the game<br />
Cylian: Hello randonat<br />
Cylian: Rajsnt<br />
Cylian: Raidta<br />
RadiantRanger26: uh hi lol<br />
Cylian: Radjant<br />
Cylian: RADIANT<br />
Cylian: fayul<br />
RadiantRanger26: was that staged<br />
Cylian: No<br />
Cylian: Not staged<br />
Cylian: My keyboard is very small<br />
RadiantRanger26: oh lmao<br />
<br />
<!-- [Discord] Cylian: Woah shoot my water broke<br />
[Discord] Cylian: *water bottle<br />
[Discord] Cylian: Sgoot<br />
[Discord] Cylian: Typi<br />
[Discord] Cylian: Typo<br />
[Discord] Cylian: Sorry --><br />
<br />
aint there like<br />
300 staff online<br />
oh wait im blined<br />
*biend<br />
*bedn<br />
*bl<br />
STUPID POTATTOY<br />
<br />
=={{u|lalaboy}}==<br />
''lalaboy67 is waiting the 10 mins after cola joined to get a w/e, 6 mins have passed''<br />
lalaboy67: cola?<br />
''autobus22 reminds lala, that only 6 out of ten minutes have passed''<br />
colaja953: yes?<br />
lalaboy67: I guess I'll take that as a no then.<br />
<br />
Duechayapol: cats<br />
lalaboy67: Meow<br />
Duechayapol: lol<br />
<br />
*lalalalala<br />
<br />
lalaboy left the games<br />
JamesGaming: Love is an open...<br />
lalaboy: DOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!<br />
<br />
*ajaja<br />
<br />
*autobus asks lalaboy if he wants a burgerqueen in kessler*<br />
lalaboy: naooo<br />
autobus22: yeaaaoooo<br />
lalaboy: naooo<br />
lalaboy: nothing can make me say yes<br />
autobus22: "nothing"<br />
lalaboy: oh<br />
lalaboy: wait what?<br />
lalaboy: i'm confuse<br />
lalaboy: oh wait<br />
lalaboy: ohh<br />
lalaboy: ohhhhhh...<br />
lalaboy: you sneaking little devil<br />
autobus22: :3<br />
<br />
lalaboy added Casey_Jones3 to member<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: ops<br />
<br />
*Lala - The lick song Ft. lalagirl69<br />
<br />
(In radio chat when people asked for w/e while he was vanished)<br />
why <br />
tell me why<br />
please?<br />
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY<br />
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<br />
WHY YOU MAKE ME SUFFER<br />
YOU ECIL DEMON!<br />
EXPEL<br />
DIE<br />
DIE<br />
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY<br />
<br />
*I wonder if Viagra flavored ice-cream exists?<br />
<br />
(Lala is vanished, and dropping random potions on people)<br />
Member: Who's dropping potions on us?<br />
(Later)<br />
Lala: home kessler<br />
Lala: hmmm<br />
TonyTajiri: derp<br />
Lala: IGNORE<br />
creeperface_: HI LALA<br />
<br />
*ahh puSSY CANNON!\<br />
*I wan!!! T_T<br />
<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: let's play a game<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: Which town am I in right now? Clue, one of you guy's town.<br />
[Mayor+] unjinz: Cornus<br />
[Senator] mine_man_: elecna bay<br />
[Mayor+] ArdyDuck: armada<br />
<br />
*godzilltrain was slain by lalaboy using {{color|lightblue|[''My Sharp Dildo'']}}<br />
<br />
_redneck_jesus_: How many admods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br />
lalaboy67: remove the word IN and read it again<br />
_redneck_jesus_: lala no one is going to screw a lightbulb<br />
lalaboy67: Well...<br />
lalaboy67: It'll break before even entering<br />
_Kastle: that would be painful lala<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: ./summon sheimoria<br />
lalaboy: ./kill Sheimoria<br />
<br />
one second<br />
i eating banana<br />
* lalaboy is now AFK.<br />
...<br />
* lalaboy is no longer AFK.<br />
thankss<br />
it was a long banana<br />
Nah, i went to shower<br />
<br />
lalaboy: So.. there is not time between the sanator, gov and premeir ranks<br />
lalaboy: technically<br />
camelfantasy: sanator<br />
camelfantasy: premeir<br />
SoaPuffball: s a n i c t o r<br />
mjpwwf: Sanator, the sanest rank(R)<br />
camelfantasy: i guess lala has enrolled in tom's school of speeling and gramer<br />
<br />
I overdose<br />
hmm<br />
not sure why I wrote that<br />
<br />
[Discord] VickiTori: i just came on to check in<br />
[Discord] VickiTori: and i see anime girl memes<br />
[Discord] lalaboy: Didn't you know, anime girl memes are the main attraction<br />
<br />
Guest: should i be concerned of the dying horse?<br />
lalaboy: you'll be fine<br />
lalaboy: it's the sound of the MRT<br />
Melecie: ''ah yes''<br />
<br />
[Discord] lalaboy: The only closest monster you can see on this server are my dragons<br />
[Discord] lalaboy: Though crumple, the owner, is quite into DND<br />
[Discord] lalaboy: Frumple<br />
[Discord] lalaboy: The C key is near the F key<br />
chimata: ah yes, crumple<br />
Guest: crumple; a picture of frumple that's been all scrunched up<br />
<br />
lalaboy: don't tell mon there is a pork underneath the table cloth<br />
Melecie: '''there is a pork underneath the table cloth'''<br />
<br />
<!-- [Premier+] lalaboy: keep building crepper<br />
[Premier+] lalaboy: recording you for a cinematic video<br />
[Governor+] _crepper_: whaoo<br />
[Governor+] _crepper_: well right now youre recording a cinematic video of me building a toilet :P<br />
[Premier+] lalaboy: nobody knows that --><br />
<br />
==lawrence_zo==<br />
<br />
*lol i like to call birch wood "cow block"<br />
<br />
lawrence_zo: its funny because its not even like chicken nuggets its just how stupid it is<br />
lawrence_zo: oh wait<br />
lawrence_zo: fr*k<br />
lawrence_zo: i thought i was typing in discord<br />
<br />
=={{u|LDShadowLord}}==<br />
<br />
(in mumble)<br />
LDShadowLord: We're gonna be all Big Brother on them<br />
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!<br />
LDShadowLord: gogo, leave poor George Orwell alone<br />
<br />
(in mumble)<br />
LDShadowLord: And if I don't like anything i'm going to smash my hand through it<br />
gogojakeo: Can I get another 1984!<br />
LDShadowLord: gogo! I have already told you. Leave poor George Orwell alone!<br />
<br />
LD: I'm so British I piss tea.<br />
<br />
LD: Any Mods online?<br />
Yoshi: No<br />
Robin: nope<br />
<br />
LD: I have questionable morals, but even ''I'' think that's ''wrong''!<br />
<br />
Who Would make a steak medium rare? Monsters, that's who.<br />
TechnologyPro: Me Ld.<br />
LD: I stand by my point.<br />
<br />
LD: I'm suing myself for sexual harassment<br />
<br />
If a bad vet couldn't save my steak then it is overdone.<br />
<br />
Rednax: Will this Exchange be carbon-neutral?<br />
LD: Hell no, we dug up half the MRT for these bricks<br />
Frozen: wrong answers. we WILL be carbon neutral<br />
LD In 2094<br />
Frozen: In 2184<br />
Ld: Oh, did we add more bricks<br />
Frozen: No, I added abestos<br />
LD: Oh yep, that'll do it<br />
<br />
(After a server crash)<br />
Kitty: Wut happened?<br />
LD: "It Took a shit"<br />
<br />
LD: "My brother's anti-heterosexual: He doesn't like straights<br />
MulledPine: Who does?<br />
<br />
Amber_pine: Come LD<br />
LD: I'm sorry, I can't do it on command.<br />
Unjinz: ...<br />
Amber_Pine: To me<br />
LD: Oh.<br />
DevyySky: xD<br />
LD: Be more specific.<br />
<br />
EliteNeon: Can somebody run /seen MC_Dunc for me? <br><br />
Johngi: 1 month 25 days <br><br />
LDShadowLord: No <br><br />
FredTheTimeLord: Probably around 12 tracks <br><br />
(Please note: Johngi first made the joke in his section, and is slightly annoyed at this. Since, however, LD annoys everyone, I'm not too suprised.)<br />
<br />
<nowiki>----------</nowiki><br />
<br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki> Krakabraka joined the game<br />
<br />
Krakabraka: I am bored, stressed and tired all at the same time<br />
<br />
Purrcat2010: That's a terrible combination<br />
<br />
LDShadowLord: Hi bored, stressed and tired all the time. How do you fit all that on your passport?<br />
<br />
RadiantRanger26: lmao<br />
<br />
[Conductor+] LDShadowLord: I have vacuumed my sausages<br />
[Mayor+] Kr4ka: what<br />
[Conductor+] LDShadowLord: Did I stutter<br />
[Conductor+] Kr4ka: no but- ok whatever yo do you ld<br />
[Conductor+] 0x10: vacuumed sausage??<br />
<br />
==_Lego_==<br />
<br />
*I can't wait to get the rank {{colour|green|[Enator+]}}<br />
*PSA: This is a PSA, we thank you for listening to this PSA and we hope you liked this PSA, as this PSA is a spy<br />
<br />
=={{u|Leo_2807}}==<br />
<br />
In the end it doesn't matter what you believe is right or wrong.<br />
Cos I'm gonna kill you anyway<br />
<br />
==lfpp003==<br />
Seastep is raging at Soa for afkboxing him<br />
Seastep: NO SOA<br />
lfpp003: no soap<br />
lfpp003: I should buy some in the supermarket<br />
SoaPuffball: *burns lfpp003 for: no lfpp.<br />
SubwayGamerMC: buy it in the minemarket of desertvew<br />
<br />
*singing about Soa for no apparent reason*<br />
lfpp003: what is soap<br />
lfpp003: baby don't clean me<br />
lfpp003: don't clean me<br />
lfpp003: no more (Haddaway - What Is Love)<br />
Seastep: xD<br />
Seastep: ROFL<br />
Seastep: I'm so adding that to Funny Quotes OMG..<br />
<br />
lfpp003: the past of sleep is sloop<br />
lfpp003: the singular of sheep is shoop<br />
lfpp003: the plural of moose is meese<br />
<br />
==LimeYT==<br />
look w/eed<br />
<br />
=={{u|lil_shadow59}}==<br />
wbhob: what goes in a park<br />
lil_shadow59: nuclear power plants<br />
<br />
(AlikSong was talking to EliteNeon)<br />
lil_shadow59: how do you lick songs<br />
AlikSong: yes<br />
Echohue: mm<br />
EliteNeon: sounds like a sex act<br />
<br />
godzilltrain joined the game.<br />
lil_shadow59: fake godz<br />
godzilltrain: says the fake godz<br />
<br />
lil_shadow59: whoever wins is dumb<br />
i____7d: nao me<br />
PeacemakerX5: Dew it<br />
[LOTTERY] Congratulations to lil_shadow59 for winning $375!<br />
[LOTTERY] There was a total of 16 players buying 275 tickets<br />
<br />
=={{u|LithiumMirnuriX}}==<br />
Lithium: City Promotion Is Test A English Skill?<br />
SoSo: xD<br />
Auto: xD<br />
<br />
*SoaPuffball is haggling over the price of Lithium's Circo Porto.<br />
[Trustee] LithiumMirnuriX: $25 for arcade and $25 for verification most games<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^-^<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: $40 for just an arcade?<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: but for a 11x8 arcade, that's kinda expensive<br />
[Trustee] LithiumMirnuriX: no, $25 for arcade and $15 for basic internet fee<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: it's really expensive<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: "Basic Internet Fee"<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^<br />
<br />
* SoSo123 is no longer AFK.<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: soso is afk?<br />
SoSo123: ?<br />
SoSo123: lol<br />
SoSo123: add that to the quotes<br />
<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: do you know hankwa, hwachae?<br />
InfamousColumbia: actually no<br />
LithiumMinuriXL hold on<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangwa<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hwachae<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: both Korean traditional desert<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: Hwachae (??;??) is a general term for traditional Korean punches, made with various fruits or edible flower petals. The fruits and flowers are soaked in honied water or honied magnolia berry juice. In modern South Korea, carbonated juice and/or<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: fruit juices are also commonly added to hwachae. Hwachae is often garnished with pine nuts before it is served.<br />
InfamousColumbia left the game.<br />
<br />
*if lost janghwa, I must get food itself from hunt wild Animals and forage berries unless build greenhouse due cold biome.<br />
<br />
[Discord] LithiumMirnuriX: Has Planned your Clock tower?<br />
Needn_NL: nope<br />
[Discord] LithiumMirnuriX: no u.<br />
Needn_NL: XD<br />
SoaPuffball: that is an improper use of no u<br />
<br />
==LondonThameslink==<br />
London150: People of the MRT: Do NOT send bills to me!<br />
(SoaPuffball fills his mailbbox with empty maps named "Bill")<br />
London150: WHO SENT BILLS TO ME!!!! *caps*<br />
London150: I'm not paying THEBILLS!<br />
(people start to fill his mailbox with potatos/carrots named "Memes" or papers named "Bills4Lyfe" and maps named "Bill")<br />
<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: dunno so much bout Torquay other then you should go visit Basil and Sybil Fawlty<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: if you dont get tht im deporting u from the UK<br />
<br>*mossie proceeds to "get it"*<br />
<br>*London completely misses the point*<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: r/whoooosh for london then<br />
<br>[Senator+] _Mossie: xD<br />
<br>[Mayor] London150: huh?<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: double whoooooooosh<br />
<br>[Mayor] TheSubway: lol<br />
<br>[Mayor] London150: i'm not going by plane..<br />
<br>[Mayor] TheSubway: triple woooosh<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: *nuclear facedesk*<br />
<br />
London150: Soa's eyeing up free ports<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
_Kastle: ^<br />
_Kastle joined the game.<br />
_Kastle: hi to whatever i am agreeing<br />
<br />
*I think one of the problems of me being on the MRT.. is i'm too smart<br />
<br />
* MinecraftYoshi26 is no longer AFK.<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: hai here for a sec<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: hi<br />
[Discord] London150: That's 1 second Yoshi xD<br />
[Discord] London150: I counted a second<br />
megascatterbomb: he's here for a second<br />
megascatterbomb: and now he's here for more seconds<br />
* MinecraftYoshi26 is now AFK.<br />
<br />
*funny quotes is good for your health<br />
<br />
[23:21] London150: Arcadia..?<br />
[23:21] London150: Is that the theme or something<br />
[23:21] Cookie46910: wut<br />
[23:21] Johngi: XD<br />
[23:21] Yoshi: huh<br />
[23:21] Johngi: no arcadia is hosting it again<br />
[23:21] daltdisneyland: is anyone surprised<br />
[23:21] London150: OOF<br />
[23:21] Yoshi: is arcadia the theme lmaooooo<br />
[23:21] London150: Pls no funny quotes<br />
[23:21] Johngi: funny quotes time<br />
[23:21] camelfantasy: ''funny quotes''<br />
[23:22] London150:THIS IS WHY I DONT SAY ANYTHING<br />
<br />
frogggggg: what exactly is this: ¤<br />
LondonThameslink: idk<br />
LondonThameslink: centipede?<br />
frogggggg: bruh<br />
* LondonThameslink knows old Atari games *<br />
<br />
*Chief, when will the marina shittle be extended?<br />
<br />
frogggggg: expansion Omega<br />
[Discord] London150: No, it'll be Delta Alba Delta Yankee Sierra November India Papa<br />
[Discord] London150: Commonly known as DADYSNIP<br />
London150: WOW<br />
<br />
London150: my spelling<br />
<br />
London150 died<br />
<br />
London150 took their own life.<br />
<br />
<br>[Mod+] VickiTori_: fuck my internet<br />
<br>[Mayor+] LondonThameslink: mmmm not sure if the internet can get pregnant from that<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: hey ap are you free rn for a quick //set 1<br />
SoaPuffball: //set 0*<br />
London150: set 1 does stone XD<br />
London150: let's stone your town<br />
<br />
*It's footbowl (meant to say football, which is Soccer in North America)<br />
<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: Oh yeah pie<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: Aria called. She said you're breaching copyright of 'your mom'<br />
underscorepie: her mom<br />
<br />
MrMinecraft143: c did you get your tacos yet<br />
chiefbozx: me?<br />
MrMinecraft143: yeah<br />
chiefbozx: yes i ate them already<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: He couldn't c his tacos<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: :P<br />
chiefbozx: :zap:<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: :x:<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: No zap<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: Bad Chief<br />
chiefbozx: yes zap<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: Mr shoccy pants<br />
chiefbozx: :sigh:<br />
Melecie: chief you should make a plugin that autosmites a player the next time they join<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: NO<br />
Melecie: along with a custom message<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: Soa<br />
Melecie: yes<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: OMG SOA<br />
0x10: queue smite<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: That's not a good idea<br />
chiefbozx: EXCELLENT idea<br />
Melecie: why not?<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: <br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: That means I get shocked every time I join<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: Bboii<br />
<br />
=={{u|Macftrax}}==<br />
<br />
Macftrax: Appleton? Sounds tasty!<br />
Macftrax: *eats Appleton*<br />
CaptainChimpy: I'm going to add that to funny quotes<br />
Macftrax: Ugh... It tasted like concrete and asphalt...<br />
Captainchimpy: nvm<br />
Macftrax: It didn't taste like apples....<br />
Macftrax: Hnt, you need to change your city's name. It's misleading.<br />
<br />
Macftrax: Congrats suppoe.<br />
Suppoe: Congrats for what?<br />
Mactfrax: Trustee.<br />
Suppoe: I've been a trustee for about two years now.<br />
Macftrax: Did I congratulate you before?<br />
TonyTajiri: '''{{color|red|FAYUL}}'''<br />
<br />
=={{u|_MajorMagpie_}}==<br />
<br />
*<nowiki>*shocked by Chief* Chief, you made me wet my pants...</nowiki><br />
*Dear Mojang, stop breaking minecraft please. Kthxbai.<br />
*<nowiki>*talking with Kekkomatic about Benie* *Benie joins mumble* Oh...hey there Benie...</nowiki><br />
*Thomas mumble! i'll explain my bird poop! :D<br />
*Benie, please W/E my face :P<br />
*That's Birdist!<br />
*Rule Britannia!<br />
*Mi pene es muy grande<br />
<br />
Just_robinho: yay I aint the holdest on atm<br />
_MajorMagpie_: ^^That's how Robin smoothly says 'I'm of age and available'<br />
<br />
Hightech_TR: What is this rapidcoffee thing? who owns it?<br />
Rednax: Maggie?<br />
Magpie: That would be me<br />
Kottle: Dum Dum Dum!<br />
<br />
==mastermann13==<br />
<br />
*mastermann13: connected with an iPhone using MineChat <br />mastermann13: hey kelli <br />kekkomatic: I like kelli <br />mastermann13: kekko, autocorrect lol<br />kekkomatic: From now on i'm kelli<br />
<br />
=={{u|Matthieu Dinh|Matthieu_Dinh}}==<br />
<br />
Matthieu_Dinh joined the game<br />
lalaboy67:Hi<br />
Me:Fi Fi Fo Fum I'm the giant!<br />
<br />
WHO INVENTED /SHOCK!!!<br />
<br />
Why do I fall in lava each time i'm on a Cyan Systems train!!!<br />
<br />
==Max4344==<br />
Finally done babyshitting I can play :D<br />
<nowiki>*sitting </nowiki><br />
(A few minutes later...)<br />
Kitty you misspelled my name on the funny quotes page<br />
<br />
(In mumble)<br />
Max: Siri, what does the fox say?<br />
Siri: There is no need for profanity (Thought he said f*ck)<br />
<br />
=={{u|MaxStewartS}}==<br />
MaxStewartS: Puff<br />
MaxStewartS: Puff<br />
SoaPuffball: yes maxy?<br />
MaxStewartS: It's just a puffy ball.<br />
<br />
Hello Infamous Airlines attendant.<br />
I get free flights.<br />
k GIMME MY TICKET<br />
<br />
*I CAME IN LIKE A HONKING OCEAN PLANE<br />
<br />
MaxStewartS: hi kitty<br />
SoaPuffball: kitty?<br />
KittyCat11231: ?<br />
MaxStewartS: can I throw a nuke on Free State of Kitania's HQ<br />
SoaPuffball: do you have franchise spaces?<br />
KittyCat11231: yes<br />
KittyCat11231: to soa<br />
MaxStewartS: aww<br />
<br />
MaxStewartS: Who owns Larkspur?<br />
SoaPuffball: vicki<br />
dragonbloon419: Vicki<br />
AppleGamer123: vicki<br />
MaxStewartS: bicki vicki<br />
dragonbloon419: ...<br />
MaxStewartS: Bikini <br />
<br />
*I'M WEARING a BIKINI<br />
<br />
MaxStewartS: Deadbush is really nice<br />
MaxStewartS: But the stewpid grass has to ruin it<br />
MaxStewartS: stupid < Stewpid<br />
MaxStewartS: @everyone my vocab is new and improved :)<br />
MF_moj: i might have to vibe check you, by order of the Deadbush police<br />
MaxStewartS: no no no<br />
MaxStewartS: Totally not high on deadbush<br />
<br />
=={{u|MC_Protocol}}==<br />
<br />
*Even my mouth moved from my mouth<br />
*Waffle Taco Hut!<br />
*Mr.Protocol: I Like Tacos / Music3_0: Why not Burritos / Mr.Protocol: They're too big.<br />
*Welcome to The Rice Fields!<br />
*'While playing Wheel of Fortune', Yoshi: Give me a consonant / MC: A / Everyone: xD / Yoshi: A CONSONANT MC! / MC: 1 / Yoshi: WHAT. TRY AGAIN A CONSONANT / MC: Monkeys! / Yoshi: *facepalm*<br />
*<nowiki>*in Mumble* "I AM A COW"</nowiki><br />
*I can smell you<br />
*In Mumble<br />
<br />
MC: Let's change ban hammer to spartan kick<br />
Chief: *Chiefbozx shocked MC_Protocol<br />
Yoshi: *Randomly Talking about Bad idea with the Change<br />
Chief: *Chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26<br />
<br />
MC: Han Solo Dies!<br />
{{color|red|_frozen}} {{color|orange|has muted player}} {{color|red|MC_Protocol}}{{color|orange|.}}<br />
<br />
Derpy_Turtle_MRT was slain by MC_Protocol using {{color|aqua|[Muscular Men]}}<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|MishkaMan:}} eww<br />
<br />
MC_Protocol: '''*Chief has no arms*'''<br />
chiefbozx: what<br />
<br />
* landscars are temporary, terraforming is forever<br />
<br />
MC_Protocol: time to chill out<br />
MC_Protocol: '''quite literally'''<br />
''MC_Protocol froze to death''<br />
<br />
==mdbro55==<br />
<br />
*mike your staff right<br />
<br />
=={{u|MeetMeInSpace}}==<br />
<br />
*why cant i be in funny quotes when i say funny stuff all the time<br />
*alik is black and white your life<br />
<br />
fiction overbook<br />
im swimping my keyboard<br />
<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: ardy ur buildings are so empty :9<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: :((((((((<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: *cries*<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: can i furnish them<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: if you are willing to furnish all of them<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: then sure<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: o<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: you'll be saving me from years of work<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: months**<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: wait<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: nope years<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: actually<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: o<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: centuries<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: millenia<br />
<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: it looks like she has sprinkles on her face<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: omg can i add that to funny qoutes??/<br />
[Citizen] Supykun: Gao ahead<br />
<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: my shit looks so cute on me<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: shirt8<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: omg<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: metmmmmmmmm<br />
<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: this poor sheep is trapped by lava<br />
[Mayor] knowmads7: xD<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: OMG I JUST PUSHED IT<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: !!!!<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: i didnt mean to omg<br />
[Mayor] knowmads7: u kno what will cheer you up?<br />
[Mayor] knowmads7: trains :P<br />
<br />
MeetMeInSpace: sry i was changing my texture pack!!!!!!!!!!1<br />
SoaPuffball: shouting?<br />
MeetMeInSpace: yeah!!!!!!<br />
<br />
*gn everyone hope all of your wigs are SNATCHED<3 (talking about someone's snatched wig)<br />
<br />
=={{u|megascatterbomb}}==<br />
<br />
* Think of our guest policy as immigration policy<br />
* :/<br />
*Do it for science ''(When asking CG to create a lag machine for testing empty cart detectors)''<br />
*This is the most idiotic things i have ever seen ''(When looking at large lag machine.)''<br />
*-_- I am surprised at your stupidity.<br />
*Cola, my brother thinks you need to improve your copy/pasting ''(When cola failed continuously at pasting mega's station)''<br />
*mega: "Robin, can i plz have a w/e?"<br><br />
<br />
:Robin: "bbl"<br><br />
:Just_Robinho left the game<br><br />
:5 minutes later<br><br />
:Just_Robinho joined the game<br><br />
:Robin: "so who wanted that w/e?"<br><br />
<br />
*My jetpack is failing, landing on frumples office!<br />
<br />
:Frumple looks up<br><br />
:Megascatterbomb: hi<br><br />
:Frumple: oh hai there<br />
<br />
*Yoshi plays parkour map and slips.<br />
<br />
:mega: :O I nearly killed yoshi!<br />
:yoshi survives<br />
:mega: nuuuuuu<br />
<br />
*(In Mumble) SOMEONE's Gonna get Bonned :P<br />
*(In Mumble) mega: Yeah, in Portal 2 Co-op Chief needs someone to play with. | jph: Chief needs someone to play with...<br />
*Frumple <redacted> <redacted> and also <redacted> the <redacted><br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: how do i send a flying taco to the next gsm<br />
godzilltrain: with difficulty<br />
megascatterbomb: the energy required to break the space taco continuum is a lot<br />
<br />
(LD is offline, the [Superconductor] part somehow ended up in another line so it makes it seem like LD is actually talking)<br />
[Trial Mod] megascatterbomb: the premier tag is<br />
[Superconductor] LDShadowLord: hi<br />
<br />
*what do you want to ask my w/e wand?<br />
<br />
megascatterbomb: pfft schematica<br />
megascatterbomb: you can't crash the server with schematica :P<br />
<br />
[Discord] Yoshi: so ya pls tell your friends to vote rnx<br />
megascatterbomb: what friends lmao<br />
[Discord] Yoshi: :P<br />
megascatterbomb: there's this girl who i like in software class, can't ruin my chance with minecraft screenshots<br />
<br />
megascatterbomb: i dont feel so good<br />
{{color|yellow|megascatterbomb left the game}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|sesese9}} kicked megascatterbomb for *snap*}}<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Framopelp was the misspelling at today's GSM<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Have fun with this knowledge<br />
<br />
JTrain77: *que fake joke spoilers*<br />
brombrombromley: batman dies<br />
SoaPuffball: diancie dies in endgame<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: tony stack stacks a city into thanos ship<br />
chiefbozx: tony stack stacks central city 7 times too many<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Ultron in age of ultron did a //move 100 d<br />
brombrombromley: tony stack makes '''the secret highway to central city'''<br />
<br />
(talking about commands like /rig and /daddy)<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Another fun command is //stack<br />
<br />
(people are having near-racy discussions about other languages)<br />
Megascatterbomb: I have "Mrs Vickiposa get down!" on my clipboard just in case lmao<br />
Vickiposa: im married apparently<br />
SoaPuffball: mega is that for racist jokes<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: mega?<br />
megascatterbomb: w a t<br />
SoaPuffball: in rank resort why are you and hvt in two places at the same time<br />
megascatterbomb: unfortunately we lost our license to apply the laws of physics<br />
SoaPuffball: but you still have the liscence to apply the laws of spacetime<br />
SoaPuffball: why can i never spell that correctly<br />
megascatterbomb: space-time is a DLC<br />
<br />
Starcubed: what about /ac<br />
chiefbozx: there's no /ac<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: /ac is air conditioned but it's broken so we disabled it<br />
<br />
'''[LP]''' LOG '''>''' (megascatterbomb) [U] (sesese9)<br />
'''[LP]''' LOG '''>''' meta addtempprefix 100 [Mod-Councillor] 1575255222<br />
[Mod-Councillor] sesese9: yay<br />
<br />
*Get ready for a drought, because I'm about to take a shower.<br />
<br />
=={{u|Melecie}}==<br />
<br />
a floating block is realistic<br />
i shot it with my unrealistic invisible starship<br />
<br />
Guest joined the game.<br />
Welcome Guest to the Minecart Rapid Transit server!<br />
SoaPuffball: wb<br />
<br />
*Guest has been relogging a lot<br />
[Guest] left the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: Guest joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: nope<br />
[Guest] joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: lel<br />
SoSo123: add that to your quotes<br />
<br />
ModernArt: know can you do some cars for me in Norwest pls?<br />
knowmads7: and yea sure<br />
SoaPuffball: pay him a nuke first then<br />
ModernArt: oh wow<br />
knowmads7: *** lol<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: aaaand i can't reach shadow anymore<br />
SoaPuffball: :(<br />
* LDShadowLord is now AFK.<br />
SoaPuffball: (as in Shadow_Lord1234)<br />
SoSo123: LOL<br />
SoaPuffball: wow<br />
SoaPuffball: when i said that the other shadowlord went afk :P<br />
<br />
frogggggg: the firework system is finished :D<br />
SnowPuffball_: :D<br />
SnowPuffball_: Does the fire work?<br />
frogggggg: yeep<br />
SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
London150: Ohhhh<br />
_Kastle: ?<br />
London150: The puns are incredible<br />
SnowPuffball_: fire work = firework<br />
<br />
(talking about 1.13 features)<br />
SoaPuffball: actually usable 38:8<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: what code is 38:8?<br />
SoaPuffball: smooth stone<br />
AP_Red: No, that's 43:8<br />
SoaPuffball: oyerite<br />
AP_Red: 38:8's the oxeye daisy<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: lol<br />
SoaPuffball: :P<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: i got an omae mou<br />
SoaPuffball: i got a wa shindeiru<br />
SoaPuffball: uh<br />
Kel5: n a n i s o a<br />
SoaPuffball: omae wa mou shindeiru<br />
lalaboy: NANI<br />
<br />
(_Kastle was recently demoted)<br />
SoaPuffball: kastle!<br />
SoaPuffball: congrats for trial mod!<br />
SoaPuffball: :3<br />
Kel5: ^<br />
_Kastle: lol<br />
<br />
Starcubed: does anyone want a quick buck<br />
SoaPuffball: me<br />
Starcubed: tpa :P<br />
*Soa tpa's to Star*<br />
SoaPuffball: now give me mah moneh<br />
Starcubed: could you fill in<br />
Starcubed: oh<br />
SoaPuffball: with<br />
Starcubed: OH<br />
Starcubed: LOl<br />
*Star gives $0.001 to Soa*<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: soa, do not say where we are<br />
SoaPuffball: where we are<br />
SoaPuffball: :^<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: da**it<br />
<br />
(1 hour before restart, AyyLion and Cookie are teammates in TAR)<br />
cookie46910 died in a wall (npc)<br />
AyyLion: cookie dies in infinity war<br />
woorich999: restart was 23 hours ago<br />
woorich999: it takes that npc 23 hours to die<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
SoaPuffball: 23 Hours to Die: The Movie<br />
AyyLion: lol that should be out TAR name<br />
<br />
[Media] ModernArt: Do you not have any money on demand? Do you desperately need it? well /msg ModernArt for loans! 50% payback! if you don't pay, you will be-<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: killed and banned forever!<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
[Media] frogggggg: Splattered all over the wall and be ditched by your insurance! :D<br />
<br />
<br />
(in Frumple’s YouTube video of [[The Mole 9]] Episode 5)<br />
SoaPuffball: [Mod] CynraSilver: hello / Cynra got demoted?<br />
Frumple: Read the date at the beginning and the video description: “This episode was held on May 5, 2018” / This was a day before the May GSM where Cynra got promoted.<br />
SoaPuffball: Frumple lol<br />
<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: Tacurger Shack @ Evella Airport<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: Now Open1<br />
nicrats: Open1<br />
SoaPuffball: Open2<br />
nicrats: Open3<br />
<br />
Skelezomperman: hey Narnia, are you willing to partner with me for A1 work?<br />
SoaPuffball: that translates to "can you please be my w/e slave"<br />
sesese9: xD<br />
<br />
hvt2011: my f key wouldn't activate for some reason<br />
IcedPuffball: press f to pay respects<br />
hvt2011: g<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: F<br />
Cact0: d<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: 6<br />
<br />
Cact0: k brb<br />
Cact0: dinner<br />
IcedPuffball: bon appetiet<br />
IcedPuffball: that's a wrong spelling I think :/<br />
IcedPuffball: and wrong grammar :/ :/<br />
<br />
(me is SoaPuffball)<br />
[me -> ByteMega] thanks<br />
[ByteMega -> me] somewhere around this area<br />
[ByteMega -> me] and dont screw up the lake plsthansk<br />
[me -> ByteMega] * turns the lake into a screw<br />
[ByteMega -> me] *annexes your town<br />
<br />
Cact0: my wall just vanished<br />
Cact0: f*****g internet<br />
SoaPuffball: wall is an admod confirmed<br />
Cact0: xD<br />
SoaPuffball: cacto's wall<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: you are the ocean's mistake<br />
SoaPuffball: destined for memes and dreams<br />
SoaPuffball: and maids you f-g weeb<br />
SoaPuffball: (hia)<br />
<br />
Conric005: does anyone know of a head i can use for an airport security guard '''other than the head of tom'''<br />
Cact0: uhh<br />
Cact0: the head of tom<br />
SoaPuffball: Tom_Pairs's head<br />
Conric005: boi<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: always n steps ahead*<br />
SoaPuffball: (n may be zero or negative)<br />
<br />
camelfantasy: yoshi's name is 16 characters so it's atleast 16<br />
SoaPuffball: isnt yoshi just 5<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: mood<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: helicopters are dumb<br />
SoaPuffball: waht you're sying is<br />
SoaPuffball: "the only means of transport to many isolated towns are dumb"<br />
time2makemymove left the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: aaaaaaaaand he left<br />
<br />
Narnia17: whats after pinkconc1-10<br />
(frosty pasting schematics)<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: next is purple<br />
SoaPuffball: grayconc<br />
Narnia17: DA**IT<br />
SoaPuffball: ?<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: wat<br />
Narnia17: i tried grayconc<br />
SoaPuffball: LOL<br />
Narnia17: this is why we can't have nice things<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: xD<br />
SoaPuffball died<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: gj soa<br />
<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: Comet Cafe @ Larkspur<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: ...is not yet open.<br />
[Media] woorich999: Freshee Tea @ LAR Airport is finished but not open<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: but it's ready to open when Larkspur Lilyflower opens!<br />
<br />
[Discord] Echo: all hail echohue<br />
SoaPuffball: hi echo<br />
SoaPuffball: sorry, but i don't send hailstorms<br />
<br />
(referencing time's infamous quote)<br />
SoaPuffball: then, everyone and their mom had a gate at atc<br />
SoaPuffball: next, everyone and their mom had a gate at fyi<br />
SoaPuffball: soon, everyone and their mom had a gate at lar :P<br />
<br />
''[Server] New World Dynmap Render in progress...''<br />
''[Server] No WorldEdits or other dynmap renders allowed.''<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: hi may i pls have a heli pasted in because schematica doesn't exist as far as i know<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: soa read the blue message :P<br />
SoaPuffball: oyarite ty<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: may i pls still have it kappa<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um soa<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: you may not have it because of the blue message :P<br />
SoaPuffball: read the last word :P<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: that is a greek letter yes<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: i'm going to be on a long-a** flight tomorrow, ama except where i'm going :P<br />
SoaPuffball: where are you going<br />
* soa gets smitten<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: cookie?<br />
Cookie46910: hi<br />
SoaPuffball: why am i calling cookie lol<br />
Cookie46910: ?<br />
SoaPuffball: moramoa is mega's right<br />
Cookie46910: yea<br />
SoaPuffball: then why was i asking you :P<br />
SoaPuffball: *facepalm*<br />
Cookie46910: ?????<br />
hvt2011: ?????????????????????????<br />
<br />
Needn_NL: bonjour<br />
SoaPuffball: cya<br />
Needn_NL: bonjour as in hai<br />
SoaPuffball: .-. me<br />
SoaPuffball: and my knowledge of french<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: many users are known for not liking something.<br />
SoaPuffball: for instance, kitty is known for not liking alliance lease gates, time helicopters, and soa glass panes.<br />
lil_shadow59: What am i known for not liking<br />
Echohue: I love everybody <3<br />
Echohue: except for soa<br />
SoaPuffball: lil_shadow59 anything that is not a power plant<br />
lil_shadow59: d**n you got me<br />
SoaPuffball: soa is also known for not liking Echohue.<br />
Echohue: D:<br />
SoaPuffball: checkmate<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: kangaroo is known for hating the bed<br />
TheGreenKangaroo left the game.<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: mumble is just a compilation of people saying hello<br />
Cookie46910: mood<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: idk why but i feel like vicki was destined to be a mod from the very start<br />
Vickiposa: it's my d e s t i n y<br />
SoaPuffball: she rigged her very first lottery ticket :P<br />
KittyCat11231: ''"i am inevitable"'' -vicki<br />
<br />
[Discord] LithiumMirnuriX: Hey, your country is annexed and country code merged?<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/443854485190606859/583931841636204556/image0.png<br />
SoaPuffball: how much am i gonna be going deeper to that image<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: ^there's something wrong when an image answering your question goes 4 screenshots deep<br />
SoaPuffball: we shouldn't go deeper<br />
<br />
* woorich999 is no longer AFK.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi woorich<br />
SoaPuffball: hey woorich<br />
woorich999: hi<br />
woorich999: hey<br />
Cookie46910: hi soa<br />
Coolie46910: heya soa<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: i'm wearing pants<br />
Vulpicula: pfft, wearing pants<br />
SoaPuffball: Vulpicula wears a skirt<br />
Vulpicula: ahem, it's called a kilt and it's MANLY. :><br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: vulpicula wears a skirt confirmed<br />
Vulpicula: plus there's a nice cool breeze in the summer<br />
<Chief shocks Vulpicula.><br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: julius seesaw x jk bowling<br />
[Discord] London150: :O<br />
[Discord] London150: Bad soa<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: i’m sorry i should’ve not said that<br />
[Discord] London150: Ban<br />
<br />
(using @everyone still pings everyone in discord)<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: btw you missed the chaos of the everyone pings<br />
SoaPuffball: @everyone<br />
[Discord] _11: bad<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Soa no<br />
jphgolf4321: soa<br />
[Discord] woorich999: omg why<br />
time2makemymove: lol nice<br />
[Discord] Cookie46910: no<br />
[Discord] Yoshi: Do not do that<br />
woorich999: yaboi<br />
[Discord] Vulpicula: Soa, you're boned<br />
[Discord] Rocketscience: Could you not<br />
[Discord] Vulpicula: So boned<br />
[Discord] EspiDev: oh noes<br />
[Discord] Cookie46910: bad soa<br />
[Discord] Vulpicula: So very, very, boned.<br />
time2makemymove: why is that enabled<br />
SoaPuffball: sry<br />
woorich999: just why soa<br />
[Discord] Rocketscience: Kick kick kick<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Next person who tries to at everyone gets warned<br />
[Discord] Vulpicula: HANG HIM<br />
[Discord] woorich999: look at that backlash<br />
time2makemymove: [Everyone]: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"<br />
[Discord] Vulpicula: TIE HIM TO A CRUCIFIX OR SOMETHING<br />
<br />
ModernArt: alpha I just established a colony for the RoE btw :P<br />
MistleSoa: may i eat it<br />
ModernArt: sure<br />
MistleSoa: and make it a colony for the nu<br />
MistleSoa: thanks<br />
ModernArt: no<br />
[Media] MistleSoa: as of today the colony of mesa bay is independent from the republic of epsilon and has joined the nymphic union<br />
<br />
lil_shadow59: where is my lap<br />
MistleSoa: you're not a mall santa you don't have one /s<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: I'd like to see Faelia.<br />
Vulpicula: ...I uhh, got the name right, aye?<br />
SoaPuffball: no<br />
SoaPuffball: town is named "vulpicula-spell-it-right-or-else"<br />
Vulpicula: :c<br />
SoaPuffball: :P<br />
<br />
(talking about the arctic and antartic)<br />
MistleSoa: also why is it just called the arctic<br />
MistleSoa: when the antartic can also be called antartica<br />
MistleSoa: so shouldnt arctic also be called arctica<br />
MistleSoa: :thinking:<br />
<br />
anyway can yall please lose the game for me<br />
thanks <3<br />
SoaPuffball left the game (lag disconnect)<br />
<br />
SailorMoodChan: may i have a stack pls<br />
SailorMoodChan: it's for a railway<br />
SoaPuffball: cant you just grab a stack of rails from the creative inventory moj<br />
SailorMoodChan: no<br />
<br />
Airplaneguy9: btw soa, did you see Subway's gay plane at airport world<br />
TheSubway: it's not gay<br />
SoaPuffball: do you support trans rights<br />
TheSubway: yes ofc<br />
SoaPuffball: is it a gay plane<br />
TheSubway: no it just has a lot of colours<br />
SoaPuffball: why is your plane sad\<br />
TheSubway: lol<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: also you lost the game<br />
SoaPuffball died<br />
SoaPuffball: boi<br />
Vulpicula: it was uh...<br />
SoaPuffball: what was that for<br />
Vulpicula: echohue<br />
<br />
Airplaneguy9: learning abour funky stuff in biology<br />
SoaPuffball: Airplaneguy9 what is the powerhouse of the cell<br />
SoaPuffball: hard question<br />
SoaPuffball: :P<br />
Airplaneguy9: m i t o c h o n d r i a<br />
[Discord] hut3122: atp synthase<br />
<br />
MistleSoa: btw thanks echo<br />
MistleSoa: thanks for making me lose the game ;)<br />
Echohue: godda****<br />
MistleSoa: you did that to yourself<br />
Echohue: I did<br />
MistleSoa: ;)<br />
Echohue: :P<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: hi angle<br />
SoaPuffball: wha kind of angle are you<br />
_HeavenAngle_: obtuse<br />
hut3122: obtuse<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: vsauce!<br />
james__: heyyy<br />
james__: vsauce<br />
frogggggg: here<br />
SoaPuffball: kevin here :P<br />
james__: michael here<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.<br />
EliteNeon: Soa<br />
EliteNeon: Bad.<br />
Foote_Chicken: no its a test to see if something should be replaced by a bus for no reason.<br />
<br />
[Discord] _Conductor: Whats a sigma<br />
_Katla_: nobody<br />
SoaPuffball: an enigma<br />
<br />
frogggggg: now it better go to space, as its a comet cafe<br />
SoaPuffball: i hit a rocket under it :P<br />
frogggggg: wat<br />
frogggggg: *breaks the floor<br />
SoaPuffball: it's very fragile<br />
frogggggg: op<br />
SoaPuffball: and looks like dirt to an unsuspecting person<br />
frogggggg: ah ic<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: /helpop can you please shock ondist thank you<br />
(soa gets smitten)<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: i don't try to get last anymore<br />
🛑 '''Server has stopped'''<br />
[Discord] time2makemymove: ''unintentionally gets last''<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: speak of the devil<br />
<br />
CirclesPointless: it's only a matter of time before someone here actually gets simped or something lol<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: playerlust<br />
pretzel33: lol<br />
CirclesPointless: relevant typo<br />
pretzel33: good typo<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: WOW<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: i just wanted to check if frumple is still online<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: who wants $1<br />
sesese9: me<br />
Conric005: me<br />
SansNotLuigi: me<br />
SoaPuffball: wait 20 minutes in game to get 41<br />
hvt2011: me<br />
hvt2011: oop<br />
SoaPuffball: $1<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: the grand quartet of diseases<br />
SoaPuffball: mojangitis, increased building speed<br />
SoaPuffball: dragonitis, frequent typos in chat<br />
SoaPuffball: frostyitis, terrible internet connection<br />
SoaPuffball: and soaitis, random game freezes<br />
<br />
MIKE24DUDE: at least it is updated without tpom<br />
Starcubed: oh no jeremy<br />
SoaPuffball: tom and jeremy<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: this is a plot server, but the plots are not visibly markd and they can be not rectangular<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: and also others can build on your plot with permission<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: any mods on because i want to ask for a w/e :b<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: p1 is the northest top corner of the world p2 is the southeast bottom corner of the world<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: the command is //replace vines air<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: admin is just a red moderator<br />
[Discord] hvt2011: ok soa<br />
[Discord] hvt2011: senator is just a green guest<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: yes<br />
daltdisneyland: premiere is just a yellow councillor<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: is nate the past tense of neat<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: no it's neatted<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: <s>hey unjinz how many endorsements do i have for guest</s><br />
unjinz: Lemme see..... You have:<br />
unjinz: undefined<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: <s>ty!</s><br />
<br />
LondonThameslink: Sophia's here<br />
LondonThameslink: the new Hendon Town Hall employee<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: 20/10 soa<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: split second thought "sophia" was a nickname for me<br />
<br />
(evening in soa's time)<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: <s>hey meow we're both awake at the same time go to sleep</s><br />
[Discord] meow10811: <s>no u</s><br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: ok meow<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: hmm how should i mess the quadratic function up this time<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: xb² xa c<br />
[Discord] frogggggg: is that The Game cheat code<br />
[Discord] SoaPufball: gg frog<br />
[Discord] i____7d: (a²-b-c/x)*x<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a mylesheli helicopter can fly. its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: the mylesheli helicopter flies anyway, because mylesheli helicopters don't care what humans think.<br />
<br />
Freskooo: why can francesca see me through a wall<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: francesca is very smart<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: did you know that in the distant past, francescas used tot be guards against ninjas<br />
JavaIsBetter: ''that's what she said''<br />
frogggggg: yes<br />
SoaPuffball: because they know where soemone is, even if they are behind a wall<br />
Freskoo: now i wonder what would happen if i wear a francesca head and francesca sees me<br />
<br />
kingsnake: express vpn<br />
chiefbozx: https://www.youtube.com/watch/WVDQEoe6ZWY<br />
SoaPuffball: chief, by chnce is that tom scott's video titled something like "this video is sponsored by [---] vpn"<br />
chiefbozx: Yes. Yes it is.<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: taxes are hard<br />
Winterecie: split second, i read it as "texas are hard"<br />
<br />
Winterecie joined the game.<br />
* Winterecie covers your eyes<br />
Winterecie: guess who?<br />
vibely: soa<br />
Winterecie: soa is a friend of mine<br />
Winterecie: SoaPuffball, to be precise<br />
vibely: i used ./seen<br />
Winterecie: do you also know them?<br />
vibely: i know it's soa<br />
[Discord] JavaIsBetter: This ain't soa wdym<br />
Winterecie: Wahahaha!~<br />
vibely: yeah only soa uses ~<br />
Winterecie: yeah no<br />
Winterecie: misha also uses tildes and i am referencing them with that<br />
Winterecie: i can't say "wahahaha!~" without the tilde<br />
<br />
Winterecie: gemstride is big tiny<br />
Winterecie: wait<br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: say goodbye to SoaPuffball yall<br />
MPolo455: why<br />
Foote_Chicken: ok melecie<br />
[Discord] Melecie: say hello to SoaPuffball 2<br />
[Discord] Melecie: because soa was so good there had to be a second soa<br />
AlphaDS: soamelecie<br />
[Discord] meow10811: yo if soa was so good how come he didn't make a soa 2<br />
<br />
[Discord] Melecie: get to x but it's getting from biwabik to uacam beach without using warps<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: that's not get to x soa<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: that's just torture<br />
<br />
[Discord] Melecie: guess who, what, where, when, and why!<br />
Melecie joined the game.<br />
Melecie: it's me, joining the server, in nymphalia, on the seventh of august 2021 because i'm bored! :D<br />
<br />
[Discord] AirplaneNiner: hey melecie you like indie games right<br />
[Senator+] Melecie: yes<br />
[Discord] AirplaneNiner: i know a good one you should play<br />
[Discord] AirplaneNiner: lemme find the name of it...<br />
[Senator+] Melecie: random guess, is it omori?<br />
[Discord] AirplaneNiner: ummmm<br />
[Discord] AirplaneNiner: "five nights at freddy's"<br />
[Senator+] Melecie: '''NO'''<br />
<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Anyone else?<br />
Melecie: missa may i have a w/e, p1 and p2 is auburn<br />
Melecie: and set 1<br />
LabCylian: Stone Auburn<br />
Melecie left the game.<br />
Player Missa_Solemnis kicked Melecie for bad.<br />
Krakabraka: lolll<br />
HarborRandom852: lmao<br />
Melecie joined the game.<br />
Melecie: D:<br />
Missa_Solemnis: :D<br />
_fwis: D:<br />
LabCylian: :))<br />
SAYNOAHREBL_: XD<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: ok i'm going to bed, last call if anyone needs me<br />
Melecie: chief?<br />
chiefbozx: yes?<br />
Melecie: gn<br />
(soa gets smitten)<br />
<br />
Melecie: [Shock]<br />
(soa gets smitten)<br />
sesese9: granted<br />
Melecie: thanks for the shock<br />
<br />
Melecie: YUU!<br />
HarborRandom852: MELECIE NO<br />
Melecie: soulja boy tell'em<br />
Krakabraka: YUU!<br />
HarborRandom852: another one has fallenw<br />
HarborRandom852: another one has fallenw<br />
HarborRandom852: the infection is spreading<br />
Melecie: i'm sorry i just had to make the soulja boy joke<br />
Melecie: D:<br />
<br />
i have made the mistake of playing minecraft without a mouse<br />
cya<br />
Melecie left the game.<br />
<br />
aesthetic air<br />
where's the vaporwave<br />
<br />
get to :x:<br />
be the first to say something cursed that warrants an :x:<br />
<br />
"ooh amestris has a free bus slot"<br />
"wait why is there a SoaTech here, that thing's ancient"<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] now is the time to request w/e<br />
Dianchill: hut may i request w/e to fill in 1000 buses of different kinds in tranquil forest<br />
hvt2011: no<br />
<br />
(mel doing w/e stack for a road)<br />
Melecie: ight you may not stop<br />
Melecie: ty {{color|mediumorchid|<3}}<br />
Melecie: now*<br />
Missa_Solemnis: I was like eXcUsE mE?<br />
<br />
Melecie: what may i change?<br />
MC_Protocol: interior go nuts<br />
(mel spams peanuts in the interior)<br />
Melecie: went nuts<br />
MC_Protocol: ha got em<br />
<br />
Melecie joined the game.<br />
Missa_Solemnis joined the game.<br />
VickiTori_ joined the game.<br />
Melecie: mod train<br />
Melecie: i happen to be a secret mod<br />
chimata: SoA SeCreT MoD?<br />
chimata: <s>soa secret conductor?</s><br />
chiefbozx: soa did not apply for conductor<br />
Melecie: but i ''am'' a secret mod<br />
Melecie: that's why i didn't apply for conductor<br />
chiefbozx: :gasp:<br />
FredTheTimeLord: the real secret mod was the friends we made along the way<br />
<br />
[Media] Melecie: comet cafe @ '''Silverville''' is now open! :D<br />
Melecie: wait<br />
Minecraft252: Nice.<br />
CyAmethyst: lol.<br />
LondonThameslink: GG<br />
Melecie: silverville is next in the queue<br />
TheThirdOdd: this is cute!<br />
[Media] Melecie: comet cafe @ '''Port Sonder''' is now open! :D<br />
Melecie: and now i'm going to actually build silverville<br />
TheThirdOdd: gg Melecie<br />
<br />
(later)<br />
[Media] Melecie: comet cafe @ '''Silverville''' is now (actually) open! :D<br />
<br />
Skelezomperman: do any of you guys need mod tasks<br />
[Discord] Melecie: i do skele<br />
[Discord] Melecie: can i have a mod, ideally fabric, to not have my game lag at all<br />
Skelezomperman: unfortunately I do not have those opwers<br />
Skelezomperman: * power<br />
[Discord] Melecie: aw<br />
<br />
*its impolite to lag while playing xD<br />
*According to all known laws of swimming, there is no way a squid should be able to go through walls. / Its tentacles are too small to get it's fat little body onto the walls. / The squid, of course, goes through walls anyway because squids don't care what humans think are impossible.<br />
*lottery update: you can now waste $25 in the lottery to get $0!<br />
*brb fingerdash<br />
*buy fred scam! $999.99 for 1 month of scam!<br />
*[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: it's your cue to unafk (MIKE24DUDE left after realizing that all mods are afk when asking a w/e)<br />
*/summon minecraft:player[rank="mod,admin"]<br />
*kota lembah's name is now lifebush<br />
*i don't like acacia wood but i like acacia blocks<br />
*i'm kinda good at avoiding landscars except when i'm not<br />
*time to sit and watch while the others duel for gates<br />
*the plural of staff is staves<br />
*[Media] SoaPuffball: IntraRail - we don't know where in The Map(tm) our stations are<br />
*my mind: "country roads take me home to the place i belong west arcadia"<br />
*ap, head of ppap<br />
*julius seesaw<br />
*no i'm a misletoe dressed up as a diancie with a girl's mask<br />
*jojo's bizzare adventium<br />
*the best thing about being a mod is that your tag is orange<br />
*paintry is actually a contraction of paint drying<br />
*there's a discount on viscounts<br />
*i apparently have caramelldansen blasting in my head since i woke up<br />
*automated breathing is a myth<br />
*october is the 8th month of the year<br />
*deadbush gives lifebush to towns<br />
*did you know that if you watch too many heartwarming content, you'll burn?<br />
*may i serve some tea{{color|lightcoral|offee too}} (soa forgetting about color codes)<br />
*You are riding MRT Northern Line. This station is Nymphalia - Cetisy. The next station is train crash.<br />
*<nowiki>* SoaPuffball is probably overusing supporter benefits, just like many supporters when they first get the benefits</nowiki><br />
*<nowiki>* SoaPuffball alternates between as many forceful iterations of "no" he can think of.</nowiki><br />
*''Did you know? an admin is a chef who is boxing the letter Z?''<br />
*"i see a road, is this java's by chance?"<br />
*"i forgot how this canal works" melecie 30/8<br />
*game seems like it wants to fall apart, cya<br />
<br />
==mervynang==<br />
<br />
deputy mayor role for sale<br />
Price starts at 0<br />
<br />
=={{u|Metromap_svg}}==<br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}{{color|grey|Metromap_svg:}} what are the commands lol<br /><br />
{{color|grey|[Guest]forshmage:}} yaii !!<br /><br />
{{color|lightgreen|[Governor]}}{{color|grey|_crepper_:}} u have to set it yourself<br /><br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}{{color|grey|JPlayzX01:}} well you can build it, altough it'll be much<br /><br />
easier to create an image, convert it to a map, then ask the<br /><br />
mods to let you upload it<br><br />
{{color|lightgreen|[Governor]}}{{color|grey|_crepper_:}} go to settings, controls<br /><br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}{{color|grey|TheSubway:}} alt + f4<br /><br />
{{color|yellow|Metromap_svg left the game.}}<br /><br />
<br />
*"inb4 all guests are refugees"<br />
*biscuit is just flavourless cookie<br />
<br />
=={{u|Metrominer}}==<br />
<br />
Metro: What's Frumple's Youtube Channel?<br />
Ardy: Frumple1<br />
Ezzo: Frumple1<br />
Kekko: Frumple1<br />
Kuchen: Frumple1<br />
James: Frumple1<br />
Shadow: Frumple1<br />
Yellow: Frumple1<br />
Planner: Frumple1<br />
<br />
==MetroNorth==<br />
<br />
*roses are red, begone thot / begone thot, begone thot<br />
*'''Roses are red, a pronoun is she''' / '''e'''<br />
*Finna yeet (in rainbow)<br />
<br />
=={{u|MojangChan|Mojang1014}}==<br />
<br />
*im gonna kermit suicide<br />
*MUSCULAR flexisimo!!!!????<br />
*popEYE spInch!!!????<br />
*dog eat dog<br />
*bboi my favorite, 1 b a r p i n g<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: 100 isnt a hard minimum tho right?<br />
MojangChan: will 100 dirt huts make a premier city?<br />
chiefbozx: Correct<br />
<br />
*banana ketchup is good with fried chicken<br />
<br />
MojangChan: on the first day of christmas my true love sent to me<br />
MojangChan: a ucar in a birch tree<br />
<br />
MojangChan: conric<br />
MojangChan: oh he not here<br />
Conric005: yes i am<br />
Conric005: :P<br />
MojangChan: oh<br />
MojangChan: im blind<br />
MojangChan: hi<br />
Cact0: oof<br />
Conric005: hi<br />
<br />
MojangChan: do u live in the great state of Polygon???<br />
Citybuilder_: POLYGON!!!<br />
daltdisneyland: sorry i live in circle<br />
<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: catdog<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: caaaaatdog<br />
SoaPuffball: hi moj<br />
SoaPuffball: caaaaatdooooog<br />
MojangChan joined the game.<br />
autofire372: alone in the world was a single catdog<br />
Vickiposa: meow<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: hey mojang<br />
MojangChan: yes<br />
SoaPuffball: can you please give me mojangitis<br />
MojangChan: sure<br />
[Discord] TheGreenKangaroo: same<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: hey mojang<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: can you please give me hepatitis<br />
MojangChan: by the power of Jesus Christ, Muhammad, and every other religeous power in the universe, I hereby strike the godly power of Mojangitis upon thee, mey god's grace be with you<br />
SoaPuffball: thank you<br />
SoaPuffball: frosty also requested hepatitis btw<br />
MojangChan: i don't contract hepatitis<br />
KittyCat11231: jesus christ is under arrest for biological warfare<br />
MojangChan: only mojangitis<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: :frowning:<br />
EspiDev: lol<br />
<br />
*Sir "peepee2727", you will be further interrogated by the Mojang Union Bureau of Homeland Security for your citizenship admission into the MU<br />
*Air is secretly Cheese Whiz<br />
<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: vroom vroom<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: brrrrrrrrrrrr<br />
SoaPuffball: hi moj<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: *intense car noises*<br />
SoaPuffball: are you in an iceberg MojangChan<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: m a y b e<br />
<br />
*pax mojangea: if u want peace, then let there be mojangitis<br />
*I want to go to Djibouti so I can touch my booty.<br />
*V is for VPeople Winning the Lotto<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: moj town name quick<br />
MojangChan: cu**sberg<br />
<br />
hvt2011: ________ has airline code __.<br />
MojangChan: pee pee poo poo has airline code 69<br />
<br />
MF_moj: hvt may i has stack<br />
MistleSoa: are you going to stack a skyscraper<br />
MF_moj: '''yes'''<br />
MistleSoa: how many more skyscrapers are you going to stacj<br />
MistleSoa: stack<br />
ModernArt: 100<br />
<br />
MF_moj: woorich eats fetus<br />
MistleSoa: woorich eats hvts<br />
MF_moj: yes<br />
<br />
[Mayor] MatauPlays0: Hi favorite premier<br />
[Premier+] SailorMoodChan: hello person who calls me "favorite premier" for no apparent reason :P<br />
[Mayor] MatauPlays0: He noticed me <br />
[Premier+] SailorMoodChan: yes<br />
<br />
SailorMoodChan joined the game.<br />
SailorMoodChan: IT IS I<br />
SailorMoodChan: RAPHTALIA<br />
SailorMoodChan: i am here to look for Naofumi<br />
SailorMoodChan: oh no<br />
SailorMoodChan: OH NO<br />
SailorMoodChan died<br />
Player SailorMoodChan took their own life.<br />
SailorMoodChan left the game.<br />
<br />
*who needs electricity when u can have clowns<br />
*the moj dynasty: Mojang Chan (MojangChan), Marcos Feliz Chan Moj (MF_Moj), Manufero Chan Moj (ManuF_moj)<br />
*I am a bucket of lung water<br />
*barney is a dinosaur from conric's imagination<br />
*conric is a race car-driving, unicycling, stunt performer<br />
<br />
ManuF_moj: imagine eating sesese<br />
sesese9: wat<br />
0x10: no mod vore<br />
ManuF_moj left the game.<br />
Player sesese9 kicked ManuF_moj for pls no<br />
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*Do not worry, just rhombus<br />
<br />
[Media] ArizTrad: #KeepClipperMyClipper<br />
[Media] KittyCat11231: #KeepClipperMyClipper<br />
[Media] Conric005: '''#KeepClipperMyClipper'''<br />
[Media] SansNotLuigi: keep clipper my clipper<br />
Mojito1014: keep your nail clippers because your nails are h**** icky<br />
<br />
* squidgame: see how much of a mediocre musician Squidward is<br />
* ah fred! you have forgotten your '''gabagool'''<br />
<br />
[Discord] 7d: the ruffman thing started in February and it started to get annoying in like may or june<br />
[Discord] 7d: that's why most of the time it's p3 content now<br />
[Discord] 7d: time for fishe started in September around here<br />
[Discord] 7d: so now it's 3mo old<br />
Dianchill: i'm sorry 7d but i have to do this<br />
Dianchill: time for ruffman<br />
Dianchill: ok done<br />
[Discord] 7d: no<br />
[Discord] moj: Pls no more ruff ruffman<br />
[Discord] moj: I will literally turn into potato corner sour cream powder<br />
[Discord] Foote_Chicken: no offense but twhy does that unironically sound like something i might eat<br />
<br />
==meow10811==<br />
SoaPuffballl: hi meow<br />
[Discord] meow10811: hi sis<br />
[Discord] meow10811: *hi soa<br />
SoaPuffball: ?<br />
[Discord] meow10811: love autocorrect<br />
frogggggg: wait so soa ISNT ur sister?!<br />
<br />
[Discord] meow10811: i bet soa lives in the southeastern united states<br />
[Discord] meow10811: and he just lies about being in a different time zome to throw us off<br />
<br />
meow10811: i bet soa lives in germany<br />
SoaPuffball: m a y b e<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: yes<br />
meow10811: famously the utc +8 nation of germany<br />
<br />
=={{u|mi_aquamarine}}==<br />
<br />
*If SSSC to murviole rail is made, which company is best for buses<br />
*If PBS Kids was donald trumps favourite food, then would grizzly bears take over Waypoint and then merge it with Aitalia or would hippos take over the Lion Kingdom while My Littly Pony's record it to MBS<br />
*I like SkuNation Alliance. It is the besr alliance in the worls. I has Mihifn, dLUcREEPEE, sKUrEna, DliHifh, KNFeoo IE, ns ANSU ie, NS sA. Ot's too fool@<br />
<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: I'm making a new but route<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: *but<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} Gran_Cacto: but route<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: *bus<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} Conric005: Kev's making a new butt route<br />
<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} TheSubway: Try building a plane from IRL pictures, and maybe a mess like this can be avoided<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Roasted<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} Conric005: kev, i have an idea<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: And maybe a mess like your critisism can be avoided <3<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Ooo<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Big mood<br />
<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: do not question the ways of the mystical w u b w a y<br />
<br />
{{colour|darkblue|'''[Cookie]'''}} mi_aquamarine: んんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんん (me spamming n on my keyboard)<br />
A few seconds later...<br />
{{colour|red|'''[Candy Cane]'''}} Tom_Pairs: oh me shocking mi_aquamarine on my keyboard<br />
*shocks mi_aquamarine*<br />
<br />
{{colour|magenta|'''[Media]'''}} mi_aquamarine: welcome to another edition of “flying around cities aimlessly for no purpose!” today’s episode - central city<br />
<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} james__: You know what I fancy<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: you fancy a good spanking, @james<br />
[Discord] London150: My google maps isn't loading<br />
[Discord] London150: On my iPhone<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: bash your iphone with a rock and get an android<br />
[Discord] London150: No<br />
[Discord] London150: That's not the way to do things Kev xD<br />
<br />
{{colour|magenta|'''[Media]'''}} mi_aquamarine: mail send cynra_ Sorry that I lost track, but how much does a Shady Grove house in Ilirea cost?<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} Skelezomperman: you failed aquamarine<br />
<br />
*needn has a AK plane that's a combination of subway's body with an intrarail/blurail front<br />
<br />
[Media] FiorkG: fTv Breaking News: Fiorkistan Government is now putting Lazy Ton on fTv Kids<br />
[Media] mi_aquamarine: TV Osaka Breaking News >>> i think kbs kids also has it<br />
[Media] mi_aquamarine: KBS Breaking News >>> yes<br />
[Media] FiorkG: fTv News: ok<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: /nymphic union news/ >>> okay then<br />
[Media] mi_aquamarine: KBS23 Breaking News >>> TV Osaka Breaking News >>> KBS Breaking News >>> Kaktus Republic and Gryffin wrote a treaty i think<br />
<br />
''setting up [[Michigana]] flights''<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: f you whoever took MI019-KTI<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} Frosty_Creeper10: ?<br />
{{rank|Governor}} camelfantasy: that would be yourself<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: oof that was my own warp<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: xD<br />
{{rank|Governor}} camelfantasy: :clap:<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} Frosty_Creeper10: :face_palm:<br />
<br />
*the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive that the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive that the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive<br />
*Remember kids, '''be careful clothes sandwich.''' (in discord)<br />
<br />
[[File:Muble.jpg|300px]]<br />
<br />
* In shenghua, all humans and curries are treated equally<br />
* The People's Republic of China is not a canton of Switzerland.<br />
<br />
== {{u|Missa_Solemnis}} ==<br />
* Nine times out of ten, the answer to ''"What happened?"'' is ''"Check #announcements"''.<br />
<br />
{{rank|mod+}} Missa_Solemnis: Mind moving out of my body real quick, Aqua?<br />
<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Anything before I go?<br />
HarborRandom852: yes i have 1 request<br />
HarborRandom852: go to sleep<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Fair enough<br />
Missa_Solemnis left the game.<br />
_fwis: cya<br />
_fwis left the game.<br />
Player Missa_Solemnis kicked Missa_Solemnis for go to sleep.<br />
HarborRandom852: wat<br />
[Discord] Missa_Solemnis: Magique<br />
HarborRandom852: sure<br />
<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Okay, anything before I hit the hay?<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: dont abuse the hay :(<br />
[Discord] 7d: 324 track pastes of course<br />
* Missa_Solemnis hits it harder<br />
* Frosty_Creeper10 calls 911 to report abuse<br />
* Missa_Solemnis tempbans 911<br />
* Frosty_Creeper10 calls 119 <3<br />
* Missa_Solemnis tempbans 911 too<br />
* Frosty_Creeper10 tempbans Missa_Solemnis<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 left the game.<br />
Player Missa_Solemnis kicked Frosty_Creeper10 for oh really.<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: O:<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: HAY AND PLAYER ABUSE!!<br />
<br />
Missa_Solemnis left the game.<br />
Player Missa_Solemnis kicked Missa_Solemnis for hay abuse time.<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: D:<br />
<br />
frogggggg: I have a lot of funny quotes for some reason<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Because you're a joke /j<br />
frogggggg: :(((((<br />
<br />
Megafro: what is considered a completed town hall building?<br />
hvt2011: uh<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Not a dirt hut<br />
hvt2011: yeah<br />
frogggggg: wait then how did benion get mayor<br />
[Discord] Melecie: ''makes a town full of dirt huts''<br />
hvt2011: old rules<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Standards have changed<br />
[Discord] Melecie: where the town hall is a coarse dirt hut<br />
frogggggg: in 1.18 we can use rooted dirt too :)<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Welcome to ''Banion'', the town that got Melecie banned /j<br />
[Discord] Melecie: >:(<br />
frogggggg: b a n i o n<br />
frogggggg: bunion<br />
<br />
*If SW52 ends up as a Ruff shrine, I am * not * responsible<br />
<br />
[Discord] Missa_Solemnis: missa<br />
Melecie: missa<br />
[Discord] Missa_Solemnis: whoops<br />
[Discord] Missa_Solemnis: I thought I was typing in my browser<br />
<br />
__7d joined the game.<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Hello 7d<br />
Dianchill: <s>quick missa, run!</s><br />
Missa_Solemnis: Ah yes, I should flee before 10 minutes are up<br />
Missa_Solemnis: I have bad memories from pasting the same section of track 100+ times<br />
<br />
=={{u|Mightywern|MgWn}}==<br />
<br />
InfamousColumbia: im building roads<br />
InfamousColumbia left the game.<br />
<br />
Conric005: The Free State of Kitania almost killed jphgolf<br />
InfamousColumbia: i can finish him off<br />
<br />
MgWn: Wow, no mods active<br />
Vickiposa: rip me then<br />
SoaPuffball: rip Vickiposa killed by MgWn<br />
<br />
*time for rickroll! never gonna give u up, never gonna let u down<br />
*well, when there's a puffball, theres no running away from being in funny quotes<br />
<br />
(joined after an hour of imactivity)<br />
MgWn joined the game.<br />
MgWn: oh wow, MgWn's here. yaaaaaaaaaaaaay<br />
MgWn: havent seen you all since 20 or so days<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: :thinking:<br />
MgWn: da**it<br />
MgWn: i promised to return in 20 days<br />
MgWn: and i broke it<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: you lied.<br />
<br />
[Media] MgWn never gets into funny quotes XD<br />
<br />
BadTechnoDreamMg: hmm cybra;s<br />
DispensedForXmas: cybra;s<br />
BadTechnoDreamMg: cynra + zebra --> zybra<br />
DispensedForXmas: :x:<br />
DispensedForXmas: would a cynra zebra be pink blue and white striped<br />
Cynra_: :x:<br />
Winterecie joined the game.<br />
Winterecie: what's this about a cynra zebra?<br />
Cynra_: I don't know and I'm concerned<br />
DispensedForXmas: cynra is a blue white and pink zebra<br />
Cynra: :x:<br />
<br />
MgWn left the game<br />
Player MgWn was kicked by Skelezomperman for: this is what a kick from minechat looks like<br />
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=={{u|MikeRoma}}==<br />
*when talking about pi*<br />
not 2.14 seats<br />
or 3.14 i forget<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|MishkaMan:}} wait what is going on?<br />
'''''At same exact second'''''<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} nothing much mike<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|grey|Gopher:}} nothing much mike<br />
<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|VernCow:}} did derpy tell you about my famous udders?<br />
{{color|yellow|Derpy_Melon joined game}}<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} what udders?<br />
<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Supykun:}} Derpy did you demote..?<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|camelfantasy:}} now you notice<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Supykun:}} Im a little confused<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} IM GETTING MY RANK BACK TOMMOROW AFTER 2 MONTHS;-;<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} one time at a roller rink i met a girl who i think liked me<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} xD<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} lol<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} i read that as "licked me" xD<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} LOL<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} LOL<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} that'd be...awkward<br />
<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} Booby<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} Bobby*<br />
<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} thats not a tranchise co.<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} franchise<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} wtf did i type<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} tranchise<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} train+franchise<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Derpy_Melon:}} Analfantasy, ty for teh gate<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} guys remember cocks MUST have an on/off switch<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} CLOCKS**<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} NOT COCKS<br />
<br />
I only just read the GSM resluts xD (On Discord, he meant Results)<br />
<br />
=={{u|michealman}}==<br />
<br />
*guys we got a problem: 2 yoshis AND 2 kittys .-.<br />
*Micheal: *whips kitty11232 GET BACK TO WORK! :P | KittyCat11231: yeah kittycat11232!<br />
<br />
=={{u|minebuilder1223}}==<br />
minebuilder1223: creeperville isn't a proper island<br />
minebuilder1223: it's a fake island<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: how so<br />
minebuilder1223: cus i dont want it to be a proper island<br />
minebuilder1223: my sea<br />
minebuilder1223: my rules<br />
<br />
=={{u|minecrafter0505}}==<br />
sonicbyte: What is the code for teh bunker?<br />
minecrafter0505: it actually is /kill, a command block tp's you then instead of killing you<br />
sonicbyte died<br />
minecrafter0505: :DDDDD<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: *Something with "Potato" in it*<br />
minecrafter0505: Wow, I wrote "City Hall Potato" instead of "City Hall Station" on this sign -.-<br />
<br />
Want to be to a place far far away? Just go AFK on the BMTA!<br />
<br />
MRT - Deadlier than a DC-3 with a dual engine failure over the atlantic.<br />
=={{u|Minecraft252}}==<br />
*Oh man for going afk. I was going to moo.<br />
*get your quotes before I slide into homeplate<br />
*I don't make the funny quotes because others make the funny quotes for me.<br />
<br />
=={{u|MinecraftYoshi26}}==<br />
<br />
*I really should stop crashing the MRT<br />
*/give thomasfyfe double_decker 1<br />
*We're on a train server talking about grammar & bacon!<br />
*Damn it, you beat my record of counting to 3.<br />
*We need a bigger one. (about the size of the AdMod Quote Board)<br />
*Put your hands in the ari \o/<br />
*./ban chief for chiefing<br />
*./kick *player name* No. (seen during Team PvP matches)<br />
*(._.) Really?<br />
*For the record: I'm griefing Thomas' building for a reason<br />
*This fountain isn't made by Yoshi!! *sadface*<br />
*p *start of player name* (supposed to be /tp <name>)<br />
*Oh, a stick!<br />
*CHIEF! <3<br />
*"qwolf: I officially hate you, Yoshi. | Yoshi: And that makes me happy."<br />
*Time to grief the mega value! *jk*<br />
*Sam: Throw your hands in the aiya if you's a true playa \o/ Yoshi: Sam, I think you have your push-to-type down again...<br />
*8 out of 5 people don't understand statistics<br />
*Apparently, I am playing dress-up with CG.<br />
*Look, CG is a pretty princess now!<br />
*<nowiki>* MinecraftYoshi26 is dressing up as a boy at home procrastinating about homework and will end up doing it in the morning (after asking what people will dress up as for Halloween)</nowiki><br />
*<span style="color:#FF0000">'''FAIL'''</span> (when he messes up issuing a command)<br />
*Woo! (Used normally in Mumble)<br />
*I need a few people to test (death game here). (Used normally in Mumble)<br />
*I'm scared. (Used normally in Mumble)<br />
*Oh god! (Used normally in Mumble)<br />
*(player name here), Mumble?<br />
*tp ha<br />
*MINNNNNNAAAAJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (in Mumble)<br />
*(Member): YOSHI!!! - (Yoshi): Too OVACOMPACATED!!!<br />
*Well...tough tacos<br />
*tp epic | FAILK | DOUBLE FAIL<br />
<br />
Yoshi: tp gogo<br />
Yoshi: tp AP<br />
gogo: FAIL<br />
<br />
*gogo! (in mumble, after {{u|gogojakeo}} does something that annoys him e.g. Gets into a bed right before yoshi tps him)<br />
*Let's change the topic...BABY BUNNIES (or BABY KOALAS)<br />
*You have to apple to do that (meant to say apply)<br />
*estahp et<br />
<br />
(Guest with name starting in chuck joins)<br />
Kitty: hi chucky bear elmos here to play with you<br />
Yoshi: Kitty, what happens in mumble, stays in mumble, please.<br />
<br />
[Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] GREAT NEWS EVERYONE<br />
[Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] JUSTIN BIEBER GOT ARRESTED<br />
<br />
*/me connected with a banana using an orange (when someone logs on with MineChat)<br />
*/me connected via banana for orange! (when someone logs on with MC Chat)<br />
<br />
<br />
{{u|KittyCat11231}}: but first, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE<br />
Yoshi: NO KITTY<br />
Yoshi: NO,.<br />
Yoshi: DEAR GOD NO<br />
Kitty: YES YOSHI<br />
<br />
Max4344: Finally done babyshitting I can play :D<br />
<nowiki>Max4344: *sitting </nowiki><br />
Yoshi: No I think you spelled it right<br />
<br />
Cortesi: guys I have an important news.<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: you're pregnant. CONGRATZ!!!<br />
Cortesi: -_-<br />
<br />
Yoshi: Haikus are easy<br />
Yoshi: Sometimes Haikus don't make sense<br />
Yoshi: Refrigerator<br />
jphgolf4321: LOL<br />
<br />
*Okay guys calm down kekko isn't almost naked anymore<br />
*Reasons for Americans not wanting a state: 1% Politics and stuff, 99% WHERE WILL THE 1 STAR GO?!?!<br />
<br />
cal76 added MinecraftYoshi26 to member<br />
Yoshi: :(<br />
Cal: whoops<br />
Yoshi: tank u 4 aceptin my app<br />
Cal: Congrats to yoshi for member<br />
Yoshi: were can i biuld<br />
<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: The bunnies are so cute!<br />
JohnNotTech: They're just lines of code.<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: But they're so cute!<br />
JohnNotTech: Calm down!<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: They're cute lines of code.<br />
<br />
*'''{{color|green|C}}{{color|lightblue|L}}{{color|red|I}}{{color|magenta|C}}{{color|yellow|K}} H{{color|orange|E}}{{color|blue|R}}{{color|green|E}} {{color|cyan|F}}{{color|red|O}}{{color|purple|R}} {{color|orange|A}} {{color|lightgray|I}}{{color|gray|P}}{{color|blue|O}}{{color|lime|D}}{{color|lightblue|!}}'''<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: wait, is it chiefboxing if chief makes the box or if chief is surrounded by the box?<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: yes<br />
<br />
*MC_Dunc asks who the leader of LoC is*<br />
Vulpicula: Camel is the leader of the entire thing, I think<br />
MC_Dunc: Yeah, but he's AFK<br />
Vulpicula: He's always AFK<br />
*Camelfantasy left the game*<br />
Player MinecraftYoshi26 kicked camelfantasy for stop being afk damn it<br />
(Long series of xDs, LOLs, and HAs)<br />
<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: congrats mineman<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: :D<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: you are team #1<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: your team member is that horse<br />
<br />
*Phone rings*<br />
Phone call, brb<br />
*comes back for 2 seconds*<br />
I'm ba...<br />
*Phone rings*<br />
PHONE CALLLLLll ugh<br />
<br />
*These trees look like leaf lollipops<br />
<br />
(SoaPuffball is trying to get MinecraftYoshi26 to help him make a skyscraper with a snow floor)<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: snow<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: yes that is snow<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: i will make frump towers next (referring to the Imperial Tower in canon Coruscant in Star Wars)<br />
MinecraftYoshi226 joined the game.<br />
MCYoshi26: no<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 left the game.<br />
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''[Server] New World Dynmap Render in progress...''<br />
''[Server] No WorldEdits or other dynmap renders allowed.''<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: hi may i pls have a heli pasted in because schematica doesn't exist as far as i know<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: soa read the blue message :P<br />
SoaPuffball: oyarite ty<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: may i pls still have it kappa<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um soa<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: you may not have it because of the blue message :P<br />
SoaPuffball: read the last word :P<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: that is a greek letter yes<br />
<br />
(lil's skin is the same as yoshi's)<br />
lil_shadow59 died<br />
Player MinecraftYoshi26 kicked lil_shadow59 for go fix your skin.<br />
lil_shadow59 joined the game.<br />
Player MinecraftYoshi26 kicked lil_shadow59 for no.<br />
MistleSoa: ???<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: his skin dumb<br />
PeacemakerX5: whats his skinn??<br />
lil_shadow59 joined the game.<br />
MistleSoa: ohhhhh<br />
PeacemakerX5: its yshi<br />
PeacemakerX5: yoshi<br />
MistleSoa: lil_yoshi26<br />
<br />
[Media] McYoshi26: if you are free pls vote in the FINAL of mrtvision special !! (form link)<br />
[Media] McYoshi26: thx <3<br />
[Senator+] Melecie: i am not free you have to pay me McYoshi26<br />
Melecie left the game.<br />
<br />
=={{u|Mine man|mine_man_}}==<br />
<br />
When talking about the overuse of caps...<br />
<br />
*[Mod] jphgolf4321: and let's stop the caps before i mute the lot of you!<br />
*[Mod] Just_robinho: I will start muting all of yall<br />
<br />
'''* [Governor] mine_man_: *bashes ban hammer on the table like a 1 year old with a fork'''<br />
<br />
When talking about allowed builds<br />
*[RednaxAP] But it does need to be at least partially realistic<br />
*[mine_man_] eg, rapture might not be allowed<br />
*[Planner_12] What's a Rapture<br />
*[mine_man_] -_-<br />
<br />
*thats one way to kick ardy out your city<br />
*i was accepted on the day colafest happened, great 1st impressions<br />
*fast cars, ladies in skimpy costumes, sun, swaering, INSTAWOOT! (when tar played "work b****" on radio)<br />
*vanadium, the comapny that says it will take over the world but doesnt know why<br />
<br />
*DukeyTheDogTown ( Trying to say the towns name at P6<br />
<br />
*Yoshi dont Hit me with your stick!<br />
<br />
AlikSong: What's everyone's plans for valentines day<br />
mine_man_: stay in bed and die<br />
SoSo123: Add that to the quotes<br />
_HeavenAngel_: date my computer<br />
AlikSong: sad<br />
<br />
mine_man_: in 1.13 you loose the ability to make logs that dont have a direction (aka, have bark on all faces)<br />
SoaPuffball: no you dont<br />
mine_man_: you do<br />
SoaPuffball: there's a new block for that<br />
mine_man_: they removed the id value for it<br />
mine_man: oh wait there is?<br />
SoaPuffball: ye<br />
mine_man_: welp ignoreme<br />
<br />
mine_man_: am I your first or second endorsement firstly<br />
SoaPuffball: first<br />
mine_man_: YES<br />
mine_man_: I WILL<br />
<br />
*I may ave copied 31 million blocks<br />
<br />
mine_man_'s Premier Review for [[Larkspur]]:<br />
The scale of the city is<br />
<br />
=={{u|MishkaMan}}==<br />
*CaptLincoln shows guest my burger joint in his town.<br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}CaptLincoln: This is Mishka's joint.<br />
{{color|red|(Detroit_Kitteh -> me:}} Do you smoke weed?)<br />
{{color|red|(me -> Detroit_Kitteh:}} Of course not!)<br />
{{color|red|(Detroit_Kitteh -> me:}} but you own a joint in Lincolns town)<br />
{{color|red|(me -> Detroit_Kitteh:}} Its a burger joint you dummy!)<br />
<br />
goin to go to weep right now<br />
*sleep<br />
sorry<br />
<br />
if any admods are busy, may i please get a W/E?<br />
aren't lol<br />
<br />
camelfantasy: install schematica 1.8.9<br />
MishkaMan: wat<br />
MishkaMan: i have to install that too<br />
camelfantasy: NO DUH<br />
camelfantasy: that is the mod<br />
MishkaMan: oh god Forge is just an installer<br />
MishkaMan: IM SO STIPID<br />
MishkaMan: STUPID<br />
chiefbozx: welcome to the world of minecraft mods my friend<br />
camelfantasy: GG<br />
MishkaMan: i cant even spell stupid right<br />
<br />
MishkaMan: what are dubs?<br />
camelfantasy: dubs_17<br />
camelfantasy: :P<br />
MishkaMan: no lol on the radio<br />
frogggggg: gg<br />
dubs_17 joined the game.<br />
MiskaMan: #SUMMONED<br />
<br />
MishkaMan: almost put a window in a dining room displaying the bathroom<br />
LDShadowLord: This isn't Thailand, you don't need that.<br />
MishkaMan: whats daddy doin<br />
<br />
*i didnt forget baout eh groceries btw Soa (when SoaPuffball requested a Kolpino's Groceries from MishkaMan)<br />
<br />
==mjjo123==<br />
<br />
*On the 4th day of MRT Frumple gave to me: 2 mods a modding, two turtles touching<br />
<br />
==ModernArt==<br />
[Governor+] Modernart: brfuh<br />
<br />
[Lottery] ModernArt just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 1s<br />
[Lottery] Congratulations to ModernArt for winning $206!<br />
[Lottery] There was a total of 20 players buying 93 tickets!<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: oh dear my baby brother is eating his foot again<br />
<br><br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: Lanark tp to me (meant to say Earack)<br />
<br />
[Guest]: It's not a fight, it's a friendly discussion.<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''yes and NO. It turned from a friendly discussion to a friendly discussion.'''<br />
[Guest]: Can you not bold?<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''sure'''<br />
<br />
I'm riding the MRT by boat :D<br />
help im stuck<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_ is now AFK.<br />
_HeavenAngel_ is no longer AFK.<br />
[Governor] _HeavenAngel_: lies<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''why you always lying'''<br />
[Mod] Narnia17:'''WHY USE OBNOXIOUS COLOR CODES????????'''<br />
later...<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''soa why you always trying'''<br />
[Citizen] SoaPuffball: modern why you always trying<br />
<br />
if the soccerball hits the butterburger shop<br />
*fine fine fine*<br />
cash cash cash<br />
<br />
knowmads7: moar nukes<br />
ModernArt: Eco-friendly nukes<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
knowmads7: ha<br />
<br />
*wot is deviantart is it a copy of me (after SoaPuffball shares [https://soapuffball.deviantart.com/ his deviantArt account])<br />
<br />
"What is a present"<br />
"how do I open it"<br />
<br />
ModernArt: we have to go to [[Banana|banana]]<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: we have to route it via [[Banana|banana]]<br />
<br />
_Lego_: do you know what's worse than death?<br />
ModernArt: minecraft.<br />
ModernArt: LOL wrong timing<br />
SnowPuffball_: that chain tho<br />
Patrioticjet194: Someone walking into your room when your playing minecraft<br />
<br />
[Media] ModernArt: the number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce meme has been added to Izumo's city anthem<br />
SoaPuffball: wut<br />
Frosty_Creeper_10: ^<br />
<br />
*cabal rides the cabal car<br />
<br />
ModernArt: Anyone want land in Pasadena<br />
SoaPuffball: i want sea<br />
ModernArt: sea?<br />
ModernArt: ok<br />
ModernArt: anyone want lake property in pasadeba<br />
SoaPuffball: not sea<br />
ModernArt: or else the lake has the same laws as a person<br />
<br />
*eraser banning<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball joined the game.<br />
ModernArt: soa franchise throw at my face pls<br />
<br />
ModernArt: if i drain this lake it would be a disaster<br />
MistleSoa: then drain it<br />
ModernArt: '''''noye'''''<br />
MistleSoa: noye<br />
ModernArt: '''''noyes'''''<br />
<br />
[Discord] mi_aquamarine: Any advice if I wanted to make an Australia ripoff in Minecraft?<br />
ModernArt: do<br />
ModernArt: first of all<br />
ModernArt: turn the world upside down<br />
ModernArt: second of all try to build america and britain at the same time<br />
ModernArt: there you go australia<br />
<br />
=={{u|Keks63|MonsieurKeks}}==<br />
<br />
*Tom, there's a road stuck in your face.<br />
*Let me just get my screwdriver out..<br />
*I'm not drinking wine... or should I?<br />
*No, I just eat cookies.<br />
*<nowiki>*As a joke* Hi, This is a terrible server, bye!</nowiki><br />
*Spoon?<br />
*man, i Can't keyboard<br />
*Seriously, sopt<br />
*Thanks for greeting me in this... Electrifying way! (april fools day 2015)<br />
*I accidentally /msg'd cort a german message, hope he doesn't understand it :D<br />
<br />
hnt: would anyone require a left-hand slot at RPBT?<br />
keks: Really Powerfull Bus Terminal?<br />
<br />
I also probably have procrastination disease<br />
<br />
*oh god, kan't tpye.<br />
<br />
Hnt: TfA is pleased to announce new Redloch Hanging Monorail Services<br />
Keks: Wait HNT... Is the hanging included?<br />
Keks: Or do I have to provide my own piece of rope?<br />
<br />
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: wait, we have admins?<br />
[Mod] MonsieurKeks: Yeah, you didn'T know that?<br />
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: isk, never saw them<br />
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: XD<br />
[Mod] MonsieurKeks: Let'S see, how were their names already... sometjing tom, a five, a ghost and... eh... oh, a box.<br />
<br />
==moriaofmines==<br />
<br />
JustFarkie is now AFK.<br />
ModernArt is now AFK.<br />
sheimoria: wb 2x<br />
SoaPuffball: lel<br />
sheimoria: wait they're afk lmaoooo<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
CyAmethyst: Two people go AFK, and he wb's them both to AFK Land<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: wb f r o s t y<br />
sheimoria: eww a prosty<br />
<br />
nicbrats: sexist sheim<br />
sheimoria: wait what?<br />
sheimoria: oh right hes a gurl<br />
Needn_NL: No she isn't ready<br />
camelfantasy: "hes a gurl"<br />
time2makemymove: i saw it shei :D its great<br />
nicbrats: "hes a gurl"<br />
CaptainChimpy: "he's a gurl"<br />
camelfantasy: *quotes*<br />
sheimoria: thanks!<br />
Needn_NL: "he's a gurl"<br />
sheimoria: wait no shes a boy<br />
camelfantasy: wat<br />
time2makemymove: xD<br />
Needn_NL: XD<br />
camelfantasy: *brain explodes*<br />
hvt2011: wat<br />
time2makemymove: lmao<br />
nicbrats: really makes you think<br />
sheimoria: its 2017 guys<br />
<br />
[Trustee] moriaofmines: camel then whats your face<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: my wat<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: im the only one in my family that was born here (not counting cousins etc)<br />
[Trial Mod] _HeavenAngel_: did u kill john wicks dog<br />
[Trustee] moriaofmines: your face<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: i think im the first one in my entire family born here<br />
[Server] Save complete: 0m 57s<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: even my brother was born in Russia<br />
[Trustee] moriaofmines: oh sorry, your race<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: *facepalm*<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: someone quote that<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: nah<br />
[Trustee] moriaofmines: *racepalm*<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: XD<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: ...<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: GG<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: now you should really quote it<br />
<br />
=={{u|Mossie_1810|_Mossie}}==<br />
<br />
Mossie: one sex i can tp you there<br />
Mossie: oops<br />
SoSo: one sex xD<br />
Mossie: *sec<br />
crepper: o.O<br />
Mossie: xD<br />
<br />
SoSo: my dad's back<br />
Mossie: wb dad<br />
SoSo: xD<br />
<br />
London150: i hate pasta<br />
London150 left the game.<br />
Player _Mossie kicked London150 for pasta hates you.<br />
<br />
_Mossie: mountains be like /\<br />
_Mossie: mossie be like /\ -> __<br />
<br />
==MotoAviation==<br />
*please don't use all caps it makes the tacos sad<br />
<br />
==[[User:MPolo455|MPolo455]]==<br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki>When MPolo455, Avaneesh2008, and bobbygammer were playing spleef<br />
<br />
MPolo455 dies by bobbygammer with a shovel<br />
<br />
bobbygammer: oof <br />
<br />
Avaneesh2008: hello?<br />
<br />
MPolo455: by the way the game is spleef, not killing the other with my shovel<br />
<br />
[[File:Mpolo_J.png|right]]<br />
''(in Discord #notifications)''<br />
J<br />
<br />
==MRT_Kaizo_Keiho==<br />
(In discord after the server crashed)<br />
<br />
Ohno... Now minecraft has become completely useless again.<br />
<br />
=={{u|Music3_0}}==<br />
<br />
*What does herro mean?<br />
*Nope, I'm on a Gatorade high :)<br />
*Logs on <br /> Music: My P***y Hurts! <br /> Hawks: XD<br />
*MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!<br />
*It Always rains squids and anvils in [[Zicronia]]<br />
*Chiefy likey the spanky's :P<br />
*(While singing to Yoshi and Thriller and thinking of Mega :P) Cause this is Bon*r. :0 , OMG. Mumble Epic Fail<br />
*(After Kittycat11231 said, "All Americans say I!") All Canadians say sorry!<br />
*(diff | hist) . . '''Minor''' Music's Gems; 22:59 . . '''(+552)''' . . Music3 0 (Talk | contribs)<br />
*I need a litter box<br />
*<nowiki>*Music3_0 riased my nad</nowiki><br />
*im getting aroused by a blanket<br />
<br />
=={{u|mustang_guy}}==<br />
<br />
*troll me! (when on his phone)<br />
*Hi Tim<br />
<br />
mustang_guy: Thomas, can you give me a tp to the mail centre to die? <br />
Thomasfyfe: I'm sorry, the mail centre doesn't kill people, yet.<br />
<br />
*Carbon, ask her out! (Mumble inside joke)<br />
*Correction: there are some randon things... did you see shasta's giant d**k that is underground? *Duck XD<br />
<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Destroying MRT lines is kinda fun<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: In fact, destroying things in general is fun... I wish the beta server was still up...<br />
[Guest] Supykun: Grief?<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: No<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Large bridge renovation<br />
<br />
[Guest]: Where does this airport fly to?<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Airports don't fly<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: but airplanes do<br />
<br />
=={{u|Narnia17}}==<br />
<br />
Micheal:narn?<br />
Micheal:u can halp meh :p<br />
Narnia17:sorry to spoil the dream, but i'm on minechat<br />
<br />
*Member1 left the game*<br />
Narnia17: wb<br />
Member2: ?<br />
*Member3 left the game*<br />
Narnia17: wb<br />
Member2: are you just saying wb when you see the yellow text?<br />
Narnia17: sorry about that<br />
*Member4 left the game*<br />
Narnia17: wb<br />
Member2: ...<br />
<br />
*Narnia17: Hey look, I'm a spider ::::D<br />
<br />
{{rank|Mod}} Narnia17: I got it Omri.<br />
{{rank|Mod}} Ortem: I AM NOT OMRI!<br />
<br />
(giving a W/E to SilverBubble)<br />
silver three things<br />
A)you haven't filled in the space I gave you<br />
B)this world edit is over 500K blocks<br />
C)I'm bad at counting reasons<br />
<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Hey narnia, you should work on the TFM<br />
FredTheTimeLord died<br />
Narnia17: how about no<br />
hvt2011: *mentions TFM<br />
hvt2011 died.<br />
SoaPuffball: yao cNT kell me<br />
SoaPuffball: TFM<br />
SoaPuffball died<br />
SoaPuffball: lelel<br />
CyAmethyst: Narnia is a murder machine<br />
hvt2011: oh look its tfm<br />
hvt2011 died<br />
Narnia17: nao.<br />
Later...<br />
Narnia17: you didn't give me a reason before soa, but then you did so I capitalized<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Narnia, give me a tour of the TFM please<br />
Narnia17: nao<br />
SoaPuffball: fred dies<br />
FredTheTimeLord: tfm<br />
Narnia17: complicated metros trigger me<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Ride TFM<br />
Narnia17 left the game.<br />
<br />
(hooking Narnia with a fishing rod)<br />
SoaPuffball: i fish mods<br />
SoaPuffball: for a business<br />
Narnia17 teleported SoaPuffball to spawn<br />
Narnia17: i send people to spawn<br />
Narnia17: for a business<br />
<br />
(tping to Soleurs)<br />
SoSo123: why did narnia tp to me<br />
SoSo123: Soleurs SoaPuffball SoSo123<br />
Narnia17: I saw [Governor] So and I just assumed soso<br />
<br />
(Fred "summoned" Narnia)<br />
FredTheTimeLord: I said "Like Narnia would say, "Y'all need to relax""<br />
Narnia17: y'all need to relax<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: do any of you play 1.10 mods?<br />
Narnia17: no but i am a 1.12 mod<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
sesese9: xD<br />
Narnia17: huehue<br />
SoaPuffball: i heard a certain _HeavenAngel_ was playing Narnia17 xD<br />
Narnia17: :(<br />
<br />
Narnia17: ''why does nobody understand copy points''<br />
SnowPuffball: xD<br />
frogggggg: Nah I dont understand stacks<br />
knowmads7: I do Narn<br />
frogggggg: sorta<br />
ModernArt: what know said<br />
frogggggg: I do a bit<br />
Narnia17: so copy from where frog?<br />
knowmads7: *facefloor<br />
* more attempts on W/E and copypoints *<br />
knowmads7: facewoodchipper<br />
SnowPuffball: xD<br />
<br />
Narnia17: ayylion is about to type a bunch or r's just a warning<br />
AyyLion: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<br />
<br />
[Premier+] Narnia17: AUTO NOTICE ME SENPAI<br />
<br />
=={{u|Needn_NL}}==<br />
Needn: Hey a message<br />
Needn: mail read<br />
Needn then did /mail read like he should do<br />
ShovelVillager: You need a /<br />
Needn: thx XD<br />
<br />
*[Media] Needn_NL: im abused by media halp (people are using Media to troll SoSo123)<br />
<br />
(about the yet to be opened Gemstride Melodia Airfield)<br />
London150: gAtEs?!?!?!?!??!<br />
[Discord] Needn_NL: Nao, you don't have an airline you brit<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: mesa > badlands<br />
Needn_NL: badlands?<br />
SoaPuffball: the new name for mesa<br />
Needn_NL: eew sweatglands<br />
<br />
7d: biden is la baguette<br />
<br />
Needn NL: Or do you need to spill the M R Tea<br />
<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: What about mOd nOms mOd nOms mOd mOd mOd nOms nOms<br />
Melecie: do mod noms mean you're eating a mod<br />
Krakabraka: yes<br />
[Discord] LondonThameslink: Yes<br />
[Discord] Needn_NL: Londy wants a level 8 warning for eating the mods<br />
Krakabraka: hmmmm<br />
Krakabraka: is that a rermaban no appeal?<br />
DoctorHytown: whats l8<br />
<br />
Freskooo: needn can i have a w/e when you're available?<br />
Needn_NL: do you have like half an hour?<br />
Freskooo: lol<br />
RadiantRanger26: lol<br />
worship_g: lol<br />
<br />
==NeonYellow25==<br />
<br />
Neon: I suck a dumb girf<br />
Kitty: LOL<br />
<br />
ive rode a bike down a kill at like 40 km/h with no brakes and when i crashed into the tree it almost hilled me<br />
Hill*<br />
Killed smh*<br />
<br />
==Ninjasaac==<br />
Snowdude01: this minechat message is sponsored by aquafina - water, monetized by pepsi<br />
Ninjasaac: i like cock<br />
Ninjasaac: *coke<br />
<br />
=={{u|nicrats}}==<br />
[nicrats]: 7seen soso123<br />
[frogggggg]: gg<br />
[nicrats]: fail<br />
[frogggggg]: he was on yesterday i think<br />
[nicrats]: 7seen soso123<br />
[nicrats]: double fail<br />
[frogggggg]: lol<br />
<br />
[TalonPlays]: Oh cynra<br />
[CynraSilver]: Yeah?<br />
[TalonPlays]: did you vote for CBRP yet?<br />
[CynraSilver]: CBRP?<br />
[TalonPlays]: CRPB*<br />
[CynraSilver]: ?<br />
[nicrats]: City Bank Romotion Patch<br />
<br />
*hey cort7ptime night<br />
<br />
==nktrain==<br />
tarheelscouse: naturally they would have a high speed line between them<br />
nktrain: I don't have a hunger bar.....<br />
tarheelscouse: creative, maybe?<br />
nktrain: oh<br />
(was in a minecart in survival mode)<br />
<br />
nktrain: aaaaaaaahhhhh<br />
nktrain: i like trains<br />
nktrain died<br />
tarheelscouse: loool<br />
<br />
*would anyone like to build on this server<br />
<br />
<br />
Player Console kicked Davidass for You have been kicked for idling more than 10 minutes..<br />
<br />
nktrain: #asskick<br />
<br />
nktrain: I love swimming in Whitechapel<br />
nktrain drowned<br />
<br />
=={{u|Noah|Noahlichstein/nopro988}}==<br />
<br />
*I need a suitable house for my five kids and two wives.<br />
*I can c*m<br />
**AP_Red: ....<br />
<br />
Noah: who has a bigger dick: obama or romney?<br />
Hawks: ...<br />
Cal: noah dont<br />
Kitty: probably romney tbh<br />
<br />
*(after joining SkyTransit Alliance) robin, chief kinda hooked me up<br />
*(In Mumble) What color is green?<br />
<br />
=={{u|Noahrebl|Noahrebl_}}==<br />
*please keep the game securely tied to you, many people have already lost it<br />
<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} JavaIsBetter: .<br><br />
{{rank|Councillor}} JavaIsBetter: That was me typing with my breasts as I have none :(<br><br />
{{rank|Citizen}} dawurebl: Guys can you stop typing with random body parts that aren't your fingers!<br />
<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} noahrebl_: njfkhfuehoiejuideudeiohdyhdiuqwhysdgquidehuidhuihf2u4fhuiwgfygyehi<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} noahrebl_: oops<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} noahrebl_: i thought f1 muted my chat<br />
<br />
[Discord] powerminer01: I always thought waterboarding was surfing related until I was interrogated by the FBI<br />
SAYNOAHREBL_: power what have we told you about commiting mass cybercrimes<br />
<br />
==NotDrScientist==<br />
[Guest] NotDrScientist: I have a question. Can a guest participate to the purge? <br><br />
Frumple: Sorry no guests <br><br />
Frumple however, for you it doesn't matter b/c <br><br />
[Broadcast] Incoming new member <br><br />
<br />
=={{u|o8f}}==<br />
<br />
*Tired of any airline? Fly there yourself with a revolutionary new technology - the W key<br />
<br />
==Okok237==<br />
<br />
*My design is so barebones its almost cyanworthy. (in regards to Cyan Systems)<br />
*alright ima get some<br />
<br />
=={{u|Omricon}}==<br />
<br />
*What is the Orange line?<br />
*No seriously, what is the Orange line?<br />
*So where's my penthouse?? :P<br />
<br />
CaptainChimpy: Cort!<br />
Omricon: Cort now you can do your own damn w/e's :p<br />
CaptainChimpy: Your tag just got more orange!<br />
CortesiRaccoon: basically XD<br />
<br />
* mine_man_ is now AFK.<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: im afk<br />
[Mayor] WashingtonTdt: whoa<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: teeheehee<br />
* mine_man_ is no longer AFK.<br />
[Member] dope_cheese: how?<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: hax jk<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: 102% legit magic hax<br />
[Mod] Omricon: I can quit and still talk!<br />
[Mod] Omricon: Super hax<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: err, no<br />
Omricon left the game.<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: your still online :P<br />
[Mod] Omricon: Problem?<br />
<br />
*[Mod] Omricon: damn it yoshi<br />
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*Omricon joined the game.<br />
*[Mayor] Sirots: wb<br />
*[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: wat<br />
*[Trustee] frankbros429: no its the spring version of flood in houston day today<br />
*[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: I wasn'te ven doing a world edit xD<br />
*[Mod] Omricon: damn it hnt!<br />
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[Mod] lalaboy: I should go back playing overwatch<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: good luck<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: Omri do you play overwatch<br />
...<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: I suspect you don't<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: anyway...<br />
lalaboy left the game.<br />
[Mod] Omricon: oh<br />
[Mod] Omricon: didn't notice chat lol<br />
[Mod] Omricon: anyway...<br />
Omricon left the game.<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: I really like the fact that both left with the same message<br />
[Mod] AlikSong: lol<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: xD<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: that's new<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: anyway...<br />
powerminer01 left the game.<br />
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==ondist==<br />
(posted at same time using discordsrv, MaceWindu7 is not an actual player)<br />
{{color|dimgray|[Discord]}} {{color|gray|ondist:}} Fly with Union Heli today.<br />
{{color|orange|[Jedi Master]}} {{color|gray|MaceWindu7:}} Oh yes, wonderful idea.<br />
<br />
AirplaneNiner: dude harb is losing his shit in vc cos i keep pinging him<br />
ondist: good!<br />
<br />
== OriginRailway ==<br />
Melecie joined the game.<br />
OriginRailway: YAY<br />
OriginRailway: mod finally here<br />
[Discord] _fwis: melecie not mod<br />
bro1bro2: lol<br />
OriginRailway: :(<br />
Melecie: [Mod] Melecie<br />
bro1bro2: :D<br />
Melecie: yes i am mod<br />
OriginRailway: lmao<br />
Melecie: how can i take your order<br />
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=={{u|Osbuso}}==<br />
<br />
[Lord] Osbuso: Can a [French Hen] or above please evaluate Bearbury for [Lady].<br />
[Calling Bird] _HeavenAngel_: ok doesnt include me then :D<br />
[Maid] SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
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Osbuso joined the game.<br />
Osbuso: Hello@<br />
Osbuso: Hello!<br />
frogggggg: @ is the new ! xD<br />
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==Oshawott_12==<br />
(soa is making a heliport in ottia islands and is asking for a w/e from chief)<br />
Oshawott_12: im not ready for this yet<br />
SoaPuffball: ok cancel w/e<br />
*soa gets smitten*<br />
frogggggg: abort abort!<br />
SoaPuffball: thanks for the smite<br />
SoaPuffball: blame osha<br />
*osha gets smitten*<br />
frogggggg: smat<br />
chiefbozx: you have been '''''s m a t'''''<br />
<br />
[Discord] Oshawott_12: Was the Glowlight Awards prerecorded?<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} mi_aquamarine: yes<br />
{{rank|Member+}} Airplaneguy9: yes osha<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} mi_aquamarine: osha<br />
{{rank|Member+}} Airplaneguy9: yes osha sandwich<br />
<br />
==p11==<br />
<br />
*I'm near the fly anal bill bored<br />
*anyone near moms apparatus<br />
<br />
Someone - its mons pratus <br />
Me - oh<br />
<br />
=={{u|pachcool4}}==<br />
<br />
*CHEIF!<br />
*Benie, can i have a world edit?<br />
*GU Announcement* I love spam!<br />
*Benie what do you mean by 'Natural Selection'!?<br />
*It's Really Quickly! REAL QUICK DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!<br />
*No Urinating on Gravcorn's roads.<br />
*sorry, my can wanted attention! (meant to say "cat")<br />
<br />
=={{U|PaintedBlue}}==<br />
Crafterboi500 joined the game<br />
PaintedBlue: en<br />
frogggggg: haiai x2<br />
PaintedBlue: we<br />
SansNotLuigi: o/o/<br />
PaintedBlue: wb<br />
frogggggg: we<br />
Crafterboi500: hai bacc<br />
PaintedBlue: he cc’ing autocorrect<br />
PaintedBlue: frick<br />
frogggggg: XD<br />
PaintedBlue: Lol<br />
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PaintedBlue: because when i get this to councillor<br />
PaintedBlue: s e a p l a n e g a t e<br />
jamess__ joined the server<br />
Metromap_svg: welcome back<br />
jamess__: ello<br />
Worrski: PaintedBlue's Icelandic Town?<br />
pretzel33: ooh<br />
PaintedBlue: PaintedBlue's [RECACTED] Town<br />
pretzel33: recacted<br />
PaintedBlue: lol<br />
Worrski: recacted<br />
i____7d: iceland but without land<br />
Metromap_svg: recacted<br />
fork_07 joined the server<br />
pretzel33: hi fork<br />
Metromap_svg: welcome back<br />
PaintedBlue: YES<br />
Metromap_svg: also<br />
Metromap_svg: just to plug<br />
PaintedBlue: perfect<br />
<br />
PaintedBlue: only 2 people on?<br />
Foote_Chicken: e<br />
FishyCrispy: e<br />
PaintedBlue: Now this looks like a job for me (text in a image sent on Discord)<br />
PaintedBlue joined the game<br />
*''m''<br />
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==PamelaJacosqui==<br />
SoaPuffball: what's the town name?<br />
PamelaJacosqui: i havent named it yet oops<br />
PamelaJacosqui: i am a mess of a human<br />
Hightech_TR: TR Tip #563: Name your town before you start it<br />
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==pandg2==<br />
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*poloticts is wired<br />
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==Papyrus_17==<br />
Papyrus: chief can i have a poulet et croissants?<br />
chief: sure<br />
chief: stand back<br />
[ chief activates schematica's printer ]<br />
Papyrus: WAIT WHAT<br />
Papyrus: WTF IS THIS!!!<br />
chief: {{color|magenta|'''''magic'''''}}<br />
<br />
=={{u|PieTwins}}==<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: mind to call me?<br />
[Member] PieTwins: ?<br />
[Member] PieTwins: i don't think i can my mom won't want me to (thought phone call)<br />
<br />
==PlebBurnt==<br />
<br />
''hvt trying to stay on the computer''<br />
hvt2011: "But Megaman is on!" <br />
PlebBurnt: "I don't care, let me use it!!!!"<br />
<br />
==powerminer01==<br />
[[File:PistonLagMachine.png|thumb|The piston lag machine in question|150px]]<br />
''powerminer01 and autobus22 find a piston lag machine in Watchfield''<br />
Powerminer01: how the frick did it end up here<br />
Powerminer01: and why??<br />
Powerminer01: what a wierd way to say hello<br />
Powerminer01: i don't speak piston<br />
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[Discord] SoaPuffball: The heat death of the universe, also known as the Big Chill or Big Freeze, is a conjecture on the ultimate fate of the universe, which suggests the universe would...<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: evolve to a state of no thermodynamic free energy and would therefore be unable to sustain processes that increase entrophy.<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: (wikipedia)<br />
Freskooo: big chill is a nice name for eternal death<br />
powerminer01: soundce chill tbh<br />
powerminer01: just chill into oblivion<br />
<br />
*Remember kids: ethanol is not a good fuel for your social life, that works better in your car<br />
*egg is apparently one of the most popular forms of child to eat<br />
<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: Imma stab a lag spike through ur heart<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: Is this how you kill frumple?<br />
[Discord] Pretzel: err<br />
[Discord] Pretzel: you kill Frumple with raw ground beef<br />
[Discord] Missa_Solemnis: Take away Frumple's tacos<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: more like give him food poisoning<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: his onLY sOos of PoWEr<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: remember to make sure your meat is safe to eat<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: I locked my meat in a safe and forgot my combination<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: what did I just say?<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: i just reread that sentance jeezus crist<br />
<br />
=={{u|Ptld|PtldKnight}}==<br />
<pre><br />
Tulsi: if you had to choose someone on this server that was online rn for president, who would you pick<br />
PTLD: Yoshi<br />
PTLD: no<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game<br />
Tulsi: LOLOLOL<br />
</pre><br />
Gonna try out the 69th Catronics Store's elevator<br />
WHAT<br />
*_Ptld fell from a high place*<br />
[ATTN] _Ptld is suing Feline Holdings for negligence<br />
<br />
-=Player was Kicked=-<br />
Ptld: GgGgGgGgGgGgGgG<br />
<br />
Frumple: Ptld please stop Spamming<br />
<br />
Random Players: Hi Frumple<br />
<br />
Ptld: wut<br />
<br />
Frumple: I AM NOT HERE<br />
<br />
<br />
Ptld: FIRST ONE TO FIND ME GETS $20<br />
<br />
godz wants to tp<br />
<br />
Ptld: TP IS NOT ALLOWED<br />
<br />
cal76: caps<br />
<br />
Ptld: CAPS IS ALLOWED<br />
<br />
*Ptld was kicked for "CAPS IS NOT ALLOWED"<br />
*quick the mods are asleep, lets extend the marina shuttle<br />
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=={{u|mjpwwf|Pueffie}}==<br />
Xx_DaKing_xX joined the game<br />
Welcome Xx_DaKing_xX to the Minecraft Rapid Transit server!<br />
[Citizen] mjpwwf: Welcome, DaKing, to the most wafflicious server on Minecraft!<br />
Xx_DaKing_xX left the game<br />
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autobus22: *facebus*<br />
Mjpwwf: *Gives autobus22 some asperin after he headbussed*<br />
<br />
*Breaking news: Countless injuries reported and many others surprised to see it raining men outside. Story at 11.<br />
<br />
[Councillor] tdtspeedy: I'm getting java errors on my Windoes computer...<br />
[Trustee] mjpwwf: I guess Windoes wants to Windoesn't.<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''donate to me for randomness'''<br />
[Citizen] SoaPuffball: ModernArt imma donate $-1<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: You have recieved $-1 from SoaPuffball.<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''fake news'''<br />
<br />
[Citizen] mervynang: Connected with MineChat<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: Connected with a snow block (said while he was holding a snow block)<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Introducing SnowBlock''(R)''. The newest app for Minecraft server chat on mobile platforms.TM<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^-^'<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: you took my app chat joke far :)<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Download on the Crapp Store today for free.<br />
<br />
(later...)<br />
godziltrain was killed by lalaboy using [Blaster]<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: lalalalalalalalala *miuscnoet*<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Using the new Miuscnoet(TM) feature of ''SnowBlock'', you can share audiowith your Minecraft friends.<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: *sigh*<br />
<br />
<br />
[Citizen] time2makemymove: "L" get it??? lol<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l ?<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l .<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: m ?<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: j.<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: p ?<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: w.<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: w ?<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: f.<br />
(some time later)<br />
[Senator+] Ardyle: u.<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: naughty<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: gg<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l.<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: *averted* <br />
[Ardyle -> mjpwwf] fulk you<br />
[Ardyle -> mjpwwf] xD<br />
<br />
(time2makemymove is present)<br />
mjpwwf: time2sayhaider2all<br />
SoaPuffball: time2stopthetime2puns<br />
<br />
mjpwwf: hmm...the sign says Do Not Go Here.<br />
* mjpwwf goes here.<br />
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Oshawott_12 joined the game<br />
SkyjumperTalon: wb<br />
Oshawott_12: hi<br />
mjpwwf: Occupational Health and Safety Administration wott_12 joined the game<br />
<br />
(a guest with the name cheeto is on)<br />
Pueffie: mmm cheetos<br />
[Media] Pueffie: eats<br />
Pueffie: totally meant that to be /me rather than /m<br />
Vulpicula: pueff pls do not vore the guests<br />
Pueffie: aww<br />
Vulpicula: thankyou<br />
<br />
=={{u|Puffball5672}}==<br />
<br />
*i found my wood<br />
*oh no, i licked myself out *meant to say "locked"*<br />
<br />
puff: can i nominate frumple<br />
music: if u feel he's worthy for trusted rank<br />
<br />
==py0==<br />
London_IceBoy: Tonight: Heavy snowfall brings distruption and power failures to the UK<br />
pyth0n: WOOOT<br />
London_IceBoy: :DD<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
=={{u|cgc747|QueenSmae}}==<br />
<br />
*Footy? Is that slang for a slipper?<br />
*It's weed smoking rasta magic!<br />
*<nowiki>*is looking at kitty's new </nowiki>[[SkyTransit Alliance|SkyTransit]] livery* I like the dick on the tail! (it was a cloud)<br />
*(In Mumble) Come back Kitty I'm Jewish. *I miss you. That was my phone's autocorrect.<br />
*(In Mumble) '''Squeaks loudly'''<br />
*imtaRAIL Bitch Line?<br />
*i just read that as kinky orgasm..<br />
<br />
[Member] cgc747: ./me sacrifices a goat to satan to regain my eternal youth<br />
[Mayor] mine_man_: wouldnt that just turn you into a goat<br />
[Councillor+] ArdyArd: ^^^<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: ^<br />
<br />
<br />
*hnt says elecna bay "elenca bay" and i'm just like no honey<br />
<br />
*guys i can speak welsh, want to see? "Llanfairasdfghjklposharkeishanogogogoch"<br />
<br />
*kenalfenthursty<br />
<br />
*OMG I LOVE THE D... Train in Nippia<br />
<br />
(while chasing NKtrain) ALL HANDS ON DICK <br />
<br />
DECK*<br />
<br />
=={{u|qwolf1999}}==<br />
<br />
*MCYoshi, please get out of my screenshot...<br />
*What have you been smoking???<br />
*Hey chief, when is the snaps*it coming out? (Meant Snapshot)<br />
*I'm doing meth too! (Meant math)<br />
<br />
==[[User:RadiantRanger26|RadiantRanger26]]==<br />
<br />
I hoe so at least lol.<br />
*hope so<br />
ugh<br />
<br />
[2/19/22 @9:26P EST] RadiantRanger26: well im 100 dollars richer and about 5 times dumber than I was 20 minutes ago<br />
<br />
[2/19/22 @9:29P EST] RadiantRanger26: I think if I had to magane a thing liek intrarail I would die<br />
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<nowiki>----------</nowiki><br />
<br />
4/15/22 @7:10A EST<br />
<br />
Mojang1014: it is i, the emissary of hell, Mojang1014<br />
<br />
The All Rounder: if you are the emissary of hell do you support pineapple on pizza<br />
<br />
RadiantRanger26: or bacon on ice cream<br />
<br />
Kuukman: what<br />
<br />
Kuukman: people do that?<br />
<br />
Purrcat2010: Ugh, bacon ice cream<br />
<br />
RadiantRanger26: yeah lol<br />
<br />
RadiantRanger26: its terrible<br />
<br />
frogggggg: yes especially people in the middle east and south east asia<br />
<br />
RadiantRanger26: i mean its bad in america they might have a point over in se asia<br />
<br />
RadiantRanger26: like<br />
<br />
frogggggg: radiant muslims dont eat pork<br />
<br />
RadiantRanger26: the food in se asia is next level<br />
<br />
frogggggg: that was the joke<br />
<br />
RadiantRanger26: what<br />
<br />
RadiantRanger26: oh lmao<br />
<br />
Kuukman: im speechless<br />
<br />
RadiantRanger26: intraraaaaaaaaail<br />
<br />
RadiantRanger26: AAAAAAA<br />
<br />
<nowiki>----------</nowiki><br />
[Discord] VickiTori: !mrt playerlist<br />
* there are 0 out of maximum 60 players online.<br />
[Discord] Ada Virus: no man's land<br />
[Discord] aindrigo: ever since the '''accident''', mrt has been silent<br />
[Discord] Ada Virus: hi birb<br />
[Discord] aindrigo: Hai<br />
* RadiantRanger26 joined the game<br />
[Mayor+] RadiantRanger26: ah yes<br />
[Discord] aindrigo: exactly<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: Yes when I accidentally set off that new Singapore nuke things went to shit<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: Wait what am I talking about<br />
[Discord] aindrigo: i left the oreland labs experiment room unlocked<br />
[Mayor+] RadiantRanger26: oh<br />
[Mayor+] RadiantRanger26: thats too bad<br />
[Discord] aindrigo: no one should have to know what happened after that…<br />
[Mayor+] RadiantRanger26: AAAAAA<br />
* RadiantRanger26 went up in flames<br />
<br />
==Ramona==<br />
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hvt2011 left the game.<br />
Ramona: aw man the slave lavor left<br />
<br />
==RedLemonFox==<br />
<br />
*"everything in this room is edible even I am edible. but that is highly frowned upon in most societys."<br />
<br />
=={{u|RLcrafters|RLcrafters}}==<br />
<br />
*YAY! A person!<br />
*I no Fk<br />
*Because their nuggetery levels are over 9000?<br />
<br />
[P1] tarheelscouse: lala, you're oddly quiet<br />
[P1] lalaboy67: That's becasue I'm doing something in the back ground<br />
[P1] bestmate66: ._.<br />
[P1] tarheelscouse: like what? :P<br />
[P1] bestmate66: :P<br />
[P1] RLcrafters: o.o RUN!!!<br />
[P1] creeperface7990: xD<br />
[P1] tarheelscouse: XDXDXD <br />
[P1] bestmate66: XD<br />
<br />
*in other news COOKIIEEESSs!!!!<br />
* :D greeeeeeeeeeen!<br />
*the horse gave physics the middle finger<br />
*i almost world edited the taiga line into oblivion<br />
<br />
[P1] Benie: Great job. Now you just nuked 1/4 of the MRT.<br />
[P1] RLcrafters: YAY<br />
<br />
*what in the name of jebadiah kerman is this?!<br />
*u are forever immortalised<br />
<br />
(Ardy and Meet was building the Siletz ARM)<br />
Ardy: what's the name of the station in the south<br />
Meet: it can be like<br />
Meet: you can name it<3<br />
RL: welcome to <3 station please change here<br />
<br />
(Allifarki asked RL to build a franchise in his city one day)<br />
[Trustee] allifarki: RL your plot is ready<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: thts WAAAAAAAAAAY to shit<br />
allifarki left the game.<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: small!*<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ew<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ewww<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: someone said tht in mumble and i typed it<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ewwwwwwwww<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap ._.<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: who?<br />
allifarki joined the game<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: thts WAAAAAAAAAAY to shit<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap ._.<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: small<br />
allifarki left the game.<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: what the...?<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: is what i meant to say<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: twice...<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: lol<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: you keep ragequiting him<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: RIP<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: rip in shit<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: *small<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: LOL<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: ......<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: armada is so shit<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: *small<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: huehuehuehuehuehuehue<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: D: *dies*<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: but really armada is shit<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: yep we just created a new inside joke<br />
<br />
*This station is a bit borkt<br />
*Bay 1 is the Just-a-bit-too-big-for-a-small-bus-bay-but-not-quite-large-enough-for-a-coach-bay-bay<br />
<br />
*how the f do you build before i can say supercalifragillisticexpialladocious<br />
<br />
*This is actually a highway, the B-Whatiwannacallitwhenitsdone to segville.<br />
<br />
*Im apparently pregnant with a baby chief called tarheel jr<br />
<br />
*OMG THIS BUILDING GIVES YOU THE FINGER<br />
<br />
*llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch-ium, element number: Wales!<br />
<br />
*Transferium, element 119, like to gain WarpTrains and be angry at everything.<br />
<br />
*robin... I LOVE YOU...... KISS ME<br />
<br />
RLcrafters: ATTN: The AFS HAS NOT shot down santa,<br />
Santabus22 died<br />
<br />
*What we have there is A: a nerd, and 2: ... (much mumble lol'ing ensues)<br />
<br />
*"joins" *a huge explosion is heard, in the distance a mushroom cloud forms* Everything thinks: RL........ :/<br />
<br />
i play like , 5 instruments<br />
not at teh same time though<br />
<br />
=={{u|Robang592}}==<br />
<br />
*spawn (trying to type /spawn)<br />
*Shiok Shiok Satay! Shiok Shiok Satay! Beef or chicken patty, lets makan and party!<br />
<br />
==[[User:Rocko6alex|rocko6alex]]==<br />
<br />
*matau moment<br />
*the only thing keeping me from making pearl coast a chunk error is the huge lenin statue outside my house<br />
*yall just going like f! gous! diughsou;t4y7845<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: go apply for senator with nymphalia you meanie<br />
SoaPuffball: on july<br />
rocko6alex: yo get off julu<br />
rocko6alex: *july<br />
SoaPuffball: is july a friend of yours :P<br />
<br />
[rocko6alex -> me] ok yo now sherif ::::::::)))))))))))))))))<br />
[me -> rocko6alex] you only need one colon and closing parenthesis<br />
[rocko6alex -> me] you do, i do not ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))<br />
<br />
== [[User:RR 3|RR10021]] ==<br />
Kang my nuts<br />
<br />
my city isnt on the rapidroute<br />
<br />
do it in russian pie<br />
<br />
my mom is my land<br />
<br />
imagine using world edit<br />
<br />
getting member is like going to north korea<br />
<br />
thats a lot of rules<br />
<br />
i cant apply for staff<br />
<br />
=={{u|ryanfriel}}==<br />
*SoaPuffball is planning a 16 floor tall skyscraper, and Seastep is AFK. Both players are [Trustee]s.<br />
[Guest]: where is 16 floor skyscraper<br />
(at the same time)<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: in my new town<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: in my new town<br />
[Mayor+] ryanfriel: he is afk<br />
[Mayor+] ryanfriel: shoot got you guys mixed up<br />
<br />
=={{u|samyankeesfan20}}==<br />
<br />
*Hi Cheif!|Hi!| *chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*<br />
*Don't mind me, I'm just griefing.<br />
*AFK, stealing Thomas's bacon. *thomasfyfe shocked samyankeesfan20*<br />
*Benie you'll pay for this! (after Benie pranked him during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)<br />
*I have a new favourite food, an Ish Muffin<br />
*Bindo.<br />
*Hawks, on Minechat your face looks like an Iron Man that is taking a mega crap.<br />
*Throw your hands in the aiya, if you's a true playa. \o/<br />
*Sam: I'm off to G10.....to grief >:D Robin: You do that and I'll burn your town.<br />
*Rap is poetry. Dirty poetry.<br />
*Handy Manny. I break it, you fix it.<br />
<br />
Sam: I AFK boxed Chief. :D<br />
*lighting bolts are heard everywhere*<br />
Sam: hi chief...<br />
Benie: You angered the gods...<br />
jphgolf4321: i think sam's dead...<br />
Sam: erm...<br />
*chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*<br />
Sam: damnit<br />
<br />
*Go home, you're drunk.<br />
*wop wop wop<br />
*Yeet<br />
*The old map is more overcrowded than the Bronx<br />
*bruh<br />
*shoutout to all the pear<br />
<br />
==SansNotLuigi==<br />
[Media] _sans05: Good Morning Montego! Larkspur officers have hacked the DNC, Trump sworn in as dictator for all life<br />
Vickiposa: f***<br />
[Media] _sans05: Update: Vickiposa has been arrested by the MRT staff and Frumple<br />
[Media] KittyCat11231: '''BNN! Breaking News >>''' Investigators find literal smoking gun inside Vickiposa's admod office.<br />
Vickiposa: f*** x2<br />
SoaPuffball: oi no swearing<br />
SoaPuffball: this is a christian server<br />
_sans05: h***<br />
Vickiposa: f*** x3<br />
<br />
camelfantasy: magic unicorn dust<br />
SansNotLuigi: magic megalovania dust<br />
SoaPuffball: so you mean to say it runs on bloodlust<br />
SansNotLuigi: yes<br />
<br />
Vulpicula joined the game.<br />
SansNotLuigi: vulpickle<br />
Vulpicula: sans I will shove a Ouija board down your throat if you ever call me that again. >:v<br />
<br />
SansNotLuigi: for me that's the great composition by king missile known as "detachable penis"<br />
<br />
SansNotLuigi: the hvt2011 visit sansvikk ikea fund thanks you for your time<br />
<br />
* i will not be made into a component of an italian sandwich<br />
* https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Trollface_non-free.png '''click this link for a free ikea'''<br />
* It's going to be an epic prank when he comes back and sees that his helis have magically become rodbla's<br />
* what would you do if 6 life sized among us characters came into your room at 3 am, started playing 3 on 3 basketball with your trash bin, and voted out the imposter<br />
<br />
==sasha9076==<br />
Worrski: sasha if you want to get smitten just ask for a one block world edit like this<br />
chiefbozx: why does everyone want to be smited today<br />
sasha9076: pos 1 and pos 2 set string... lol<br />
sasha9076 left the game.<br />
Player chiefbozx kicked sasha9076 for no.<br />
'''chiefbozx:''' ok, yeah i'd suggest adding a beach off to the west/east if you need to expand rather than flattening more stuff<br />
<br />
'''frogggggg:''' wdym adding<br />
<br />
'''Sasha9076:''' Adding means making an addition<br />
<br />
'''frogggggg:''' ik what adding means sasha lol<br />
<br />
==Scopez_x_dynamo==<br />
who can make me WORLD TRACE CENTER for $55<br />
<br />
=={{u|Seastep}}==<br />
_HeavenAngel_: So where are you from steppy?<br />
Seastep: Sorry, I may be afk sometimes<br />
Seastep: So nationality?<br />
*lengthy discussion about the definition of 'nationality'*<br />
Seastep: So my MRT home town is Aviation<br />
Seastep: It is on the NE16 station in the northeastern part of the map<br />
Seastep: It is two stops away from Titsensaki (NE18), the eastern terminus of the Northern Line.<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
Seastep: Do I get a cookie for that?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: only crumbs<br />
_HeavenAngel_: 1/10<br />
Seastep: xD<br />
<br />
Seastep: Wait, I can't edit<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ?<br />
Seastep: I'm an auto-confirmed user and I'm a Trustee, so I should be able to edit a semi-protected page like Funny Quotes...<br />
_HeavenAngel_: really?<br />
*Seastep checks wiki page again, notices something*<br />
Seastep: nvm<br />
Seastep: I didn't log in<br />
Seastep: XDD<br />
_HeavenAngel_: llel<br />
Seastep: I should add that to Funny Quotes too<br />
<br />
Seastep: well it's the fire<br />
SoSo123: no fire here :P<br />
Seastep: lol good<br />
SoSo123: no fire department here too :P<br />
Seastep: lol bad<br />
<br />
Seastep: AP?<br />
AP_Red: aye?<br />
Seastep: Could I call you PPAP?<br />
Seastep died<br />
<br />
*Soa puts on a dragon head on Seastep while he is editing Funny Quotes. Much later, he tells Sea to do F5.<br />
Seastep: Wait how did you get that onto me?!<br />
SoaPuffball: dispensers<br />
lfpp003: ?<br />
lfpp003: lol<br />
Seastep: ...<br />
<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: i have so much unused space<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: dunno what to build here<br />
[Trustee] Seastep: 15 Ice Tea Vendors xD<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: xD<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: lel<br />
<br />
*Seastep is raging at Soa for AFK boxing him<br />
OH FFS<br />
SOAAA<br />
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE??<br />
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE???<br />
THE LAMB SAUCE!!!<br />
YOU CAN'T GRILL<br />
WITHOUT LAMB SAUCE<br />
<br />
*cancelling riot because no longer controlled by Gordon Ramsay<br />
<br />
Titsenski<br />
Savacaciski<br />
Aviationski<br />
Savacacski<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: anyone want to help me out with my glasswork? will pay 10 dollars<br />
camelfantasy: nah, too much of a pane<br />
Seastep: ba dum ass<br />
<br />
*talking rather quickly*<br />
Slow down your chat! You're halfway to being muted to spam!<br />
Seastep: I'm apparently half-way to being muted to spam<br />
TheSubway: lel<br />
TheSubway: gg<br />
TheSubway: get muted for spam<br />
<br />
=={{u|sesese9}}==<br />
sesese9: On the third day, God said let there be rest..<br />
_frozen: On the third day, God said 'What the heck happened here?!'<br />
sesese9: World-Edit happened...<br />
Narnia17: lol<br />
<br />
sesese9: (in Mumble): I'm not going to win the lottery...<br />
[Server]: Congrats to sesese9 for winning....<br />
Music3_0: what?<br />
KittyCat11231: wow<br />
sesese9: lol<br />
<br />
sesese9: hey alex, could I borrow your opinion for a sec?<br />
vexpix: lol sesese, as long as you give his opinion back<br />
alex: LOL<br />
<br />
autobus22: so what is se * se * se /=?<br />
autobus22: :P<br />
sesese9: 27 :)<br />
autobus22: true that could be<br />
<br />
_frozen: in fact: West Calbar will have two/three lines through it<br />
sesese9: 0_0<br />
_frozen: just a benefit of being a neighbour with me<br />
sesese9: yay :D<br />
<br />
sesese9: *goes to a corner*<br />
KittyCat111231: *slaps sesese9*<br />
sesese9: kitty, you are abusive<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: lol<br />
<br />
megascatterbomb: i dont feel so good<br />
{{color|yellow|megascatterbomb left the game}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|sesese9}} kicked megascatterbomb for *snap*}}<br />
<br />
In the plug.dj:<br />
Protocol: ah yes, rewind time. plug.dj with Cacto, kastle, hvt and protocol.<br />
sesese9: boi<br />
In the server:<br />
MC_Protocol left the game.<br />
Player sesese9 kicked MC_Protocol for never forget sese.<br />
<br />
Conric005: is hvt going to yeet me again<br />
Conric005: no? ok<br />
Player sesese9 kicked Conric005 for you have been yeeted.<br />
[Discord] Conric005: welp<br />
[Discord] Conric005: guess i got yeeted<br />
<br />
*I graduated. I don't need the alphabet anymore<br />
<br />
* crimsonf0x believes anime is trash.<br />
* sesese9 shrugs<br />
[Discord] mightywern: Sese, have u gave a smite yet<br />
sesese9: everyone has an opinion<br />
crimsonf0x: d***it<br />
crimsonf0x: Was trying to get a smite there.<br />
sesese9: have to do a lot worse<br />
sesese9: gotta hit a certain anime to get a smite :)<br />
MIKE24DUDE: Onepunch man?<br />
crimsonf0x: Jojo's bizzare adventure is evil and corrupts the minds of the youth.<br />
sesese9: it's a common one that people trash on<br />
MIKE24DUDE: Fairtale, DBZ, Attack on titan?<br />
crimsonf0x: did i hit the spot Sese?<br />
sesese9: hmm how else to describe<br />
sesese9: VR<br />
SoaPuffball: sao is terrible<br />
*soa gets smitten*<br />
SoaPuffball: I WIN<br />
<br />
(Context: Harbor was boxing Sese)<br />
HarborRandom852: nevermind<br />
sesese9: you thought<br />
sesese9: WRONG<br />
_fwis: lol<br />
<br />
Melecie: may i have these two cores saved as Melecie-EN23new<br />
Melecie: tp<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Oh, I was going to paste a fresh core on top of the old EN23<br />
Missa_Solemnis: So that the y-spacing is what it'll actually be<br />
Melecie: also acceptable<br />
Weier: fresh core<br />
Weier: it sounds like mrt stations are fruit<br />
HarborRandom852: lel<br />
[Discord] Sese: Freshly grown from the admod gardens<br />
<br />
sesese9: aight good chunk of tunnel done so we can align tracks both ways<br />
Canadian_K9: cool cool<br />
[Discord] Missa_Solemnis: :eyes:<br />
Melecie: hi missa :D<br />
sesese9: yes yes we have work again, missa<br />
[Discord] Missa_Solemnis: Yayyy employment!<br />
Melecie: yay<br />
<br />
==shadowboarder==<br />
<br />
*don't worry SirNatureWriter, im not in it either<br />
<br />
=={{u|_ShiniStudios_}}==<br />
ShiniStudios: admods, pls kick me. I'm too addicted rn in i need some sleep<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: can you pls kick shini<br />
megascatterbomb: if you can type you can click disconnect<br />
<br />
==Shirin_Maya==<br />
<br />
*In PM with Tar**<br />
Tarheelscouse: I know it's personal info, but if you don't mind me asking, how old are you?<br />
Shirin_Maya: Approximately?<br />
Shirin_Maya: Around 0-100<br />
Tarheelscouse: XD<br />
<br />
*Dig dig dig dig (while ardy was making a road and shirin was guest)<br />
<br />
Ardy: I remember the times shirin was a guest<br />
Shirin: God: I remember the times frumple being a guest<br />
<br />
==Silverbubble==<br />
<br />
*wait afk boxing means actually boxing them?<br />
<br />
*(before leaving to take a shower) I kinda smell like shit, bbl.<br />
<br />
ModernArt: silver i build a new town in the epsilonian east called Freshwater :D<br />
SilverBubble: is it liek farwater<br />
SilverBubble: but better?<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: you know hwat iwl ltlak in p1<br />
[P1] SilverBubble: you know hwat iwl ltlak in p1<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: who owned seastep again?<br />
SoaPuffball: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh<br />
SoaPuffball: *facepalm*<br />
SoaPuffball: seastep is a player<br />
SoaPuffball: aviation is a town<br />
SilverBubble: ah<br />
<br />
~SilverBubble: ()<br />
-----<br />
l<br />
/\<br />
D E S P A C I T O<br />
Cookie46910: no<br />
SilverBubble: OOPS<br />
megascatterbomb: no<br />
Cookie46910: no<br />
hvt2011: NO<br />
Cookie46910: bad<br />
SoaPuffball: noooooooo<br />
<br />
* why eat lunch just photosynthesize<br />
<br />
when i dont win lottery<br />
it is a sure sign it is rigged<br />
<br />
==SirNatureWriter==<br />
<br />
*Hello and welcome back to another episode of placing iron bars on iron bars with sirnaturewriter<br />
<br />
=={{u|Sirots}}==<br />
<br />
**Sirots asks someone to help him raise a roof a few blocks** <br />
*15 minutes later*<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor+]}} Sirots: Thanks to you lazy bums I actually had to do something xD <br />
{{colour|green|[Senator+]}} camelfantasy: xD <br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: I consider my franchise a lot like Dominos. We were awful at first but then we got really good :P <br />
<br />
{{colour|orange|FlareGFX died}} <br />
{{colour|orange|Player}} {{colour|red|FlareGFX}} {{colour|orange|took their own life.}} <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: He was so young...<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Moleurs: Advert: Come to Frontier Graphics! We're great at our job and we're free! <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Advert: Come to MRT Logo Services! We're BETTER than Frontier Graphics and we charge you money! :P <br />
<br />
{{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} autobus22: *ignore that spam <br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: saying "ignore it" doesn't change that it happened :P <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ./ignore MinecraftYoshi26 :P <br />
{{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} mine_man_: xd<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Hey bert stop spamming with falls, we're having a serious debate here, kthxbyeee :P <br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Frumple promoted tarhellscouse from member to mod :P <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: woops I said tarhells instead of tarheels <br />
{{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} autobus22: "oh no the tarscouses from hell are attacking" <br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: I am a royaM, the 6th rank in the TRM<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Wait mineman was Nicki_Minaynay?!?! <br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: For once I'm the only Mayor on right now...<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: This is an important moment in history for Mayorism <br />
<br />
<br />
{{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: Is [[Dabecco]] in YA <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: YA? <br />
{{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: Yaxier Aliance <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: No. <br />
{{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: AWPP? <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: AP_Red Watches People Play? <br />
<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Baron has a tendency now not to respond to anything I say... :P <br />
{{colour|#B2BC16|Ortem left the game.}} <br />
{{colour|red|[Admin]}} BaronThamesBank: Hey sirots :) <br />
{{colour|green|[Senator]}} camelfantasy: xD <br />
<br />
<br />
When mjpwwf was talking about something he has to do in college:<br />
Thanks for the heads up mj. I'll remember that in 4 years!<br />
<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ATTENTION: Dabecco Town Hall will be closed all of today until tomorrow morning at 8AM EST. <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} ChimpehrianDance: why? <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Because I said so. <br />
<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: This message is brought to you by Donald Frump <br />
{{colour|gray|[Guest]}} SevenBridges: xD <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: "Dump Trump, choose Frump" <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: FRUMPLE FOR PRESIDENT! <br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} _hnt: frumple's canadian <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ...of the MRT <br />
<br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} Omricon: damn it hnt! <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Damnit Omricon! Why are you damnit-ing other mods? <br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: :P <br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: Blame hnt <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: YEAH! LET'S BURN HIS HOUSE <br />
{{colour|cyan|[Citizen+]}} ModernArt: lol<br />
<br />
==sixhundredcats==<br />
<br />
*'''sixhundredcats:''' gotta fit in that teen pregnancy while you still can londy!<br />
<br />
==Skelezomperman==<br />
<br />
*mcyoshi can u do the spleef its at 12 plz tell me the last one standing kthxbye | Skelezomperman has left the game<br />
<br />
*can i box chief frumple?<br />
<br />
Skele: how many people do you think eastside stadium could fit?<br />
Kitty: probably over half the amount the server can<br />
(While Skele was setting up the I TacoBurritoAThon)<br />
<br />
*Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, don't make me get it out<br />
<br />
nopro, do you wanna see the junk? (Referring to the old stuff under Crystal City)<br />
<br />
Skelezomperman: *Kraftler1 joined the game*<br />
Half_Crafteur: lol<br />
Skelezomperman: watch<br />
*Kraftler1 joined the game*<br />
<br />
*WARNING: Do NOT edit flags. Violators (including staff) will be prosedcuted.<br />
<br />
Skele: I'm experimenting with ice in my bedroom<br />
Kitty: that sounded so wrong<br />
Skele: ...<br />
<br />
*who wants a free advertisment on the MRT NewsChannel stream for only $10<br />
<br />
Cabal: I love rule 34<br />
~Skele: ^^^^^^^^^^^<br />
SoaPuffball: watch that pointer<br />
(Cabal's post was not sent to the Discord channel)<br />
<br />
Skele: anyone else before I leave?<br />
Frog: <s>can I get some orange juice please</s><br />
(Skele teleports to Frog and literally gives him a potion named "Orange Juice")<br />
Frog: thanks :D<br />
<br />
=={{u|SkyjumperTalon}}==<br />
<br />
*May I potentally ask to be an employed lady? An upgrade to mayor? (Christmas 17 ranks, [Mayor] is [Maid])<br />
*Turns out my school was supposed to be cancelled today but the superintendent overslept<br />
<br />
SkyjumperTalon: I'm an idiot and decided to put a metro pilar in the middle of the Eagleshort mini golf course<br />
SkyjumperTalon: I'm keeping it that way btw<br />
<br />
==SMB76Spotter==<br />
SMB76Spotter: PSYDUCK IS BAE<br />
SoSo123: PSY? Oh no...<br />
_HeavenAngel_: :o<br />
SMB76Spotter: _HeavenAngel_ IS BAE<br />
_HeavenAngel_: :o<br />
SMB76Spotter: TOARU IS HORNY<br />
_HeavenAngel_: LOL<br />
SoSo123: wat<br />
SMB76Spotter: KEVIN WANTS A SEIZURE<br />
SoSo123: wtf<br />
SMB76Spotter: SoSo123 IS TRIGGERED<br />
SoSo123: wat<br />
SMB76Spotter: LALALALALALALALALALALALA<br />
SoSo123: ...<br />
SMB76Spotter: * dies *<br />
SMB76Spotter died<br />
Player SMB76Spotter took their own life.<br />
SoSo123: we should add that to the quotes<br />
SMB76Spotter: yep<br />
_HeavenAngel_: You shouldn't have eaten those pills<br />
SMB76Spotter: I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA<br />
SoSo123: That MV sucks<br />
SoSo123: The song is terrible too<br />
<br />
=={{u|Soleurs}}==<br />
<br />
*CHIEFIE!<br />
*Uh oh, I must've hired another advertiser in my sleep again.<br />
*I wasn't singing........ *Soleurs was moved to Random Musical Interludes by Benie*<br />
*I need "person here" on.<br />
*For crying out loud...<br />
*Yay for shameless advertising!<br />
*.....Or we could do that (To many scenarios that McYoshi presents to me that are simpler than mine)<br />
*Owie! *after being shocked*<br />
*LP *insert division here* is here to help!<br />
*It's a small world after all!........ *Soleurs was moved to Random Musical Interludes by Benie*<br />
*Yoooooo Hallloooooooooo!<br />
*WB *insert username here*<br />
*You touched my redstone! *Soleurs was moved to Redstone and Fireworks by Benie*<br />
*Nice work, I crashed! (To McYoshi)<br />
*I believe I just flooded my stairwell.<br />
*Thou shalt not throw snowballs into my summer home!<br />
*I'm singing! ... Just to annoy—! *Soleurs was muted by Benie before sentence could be finished*<br />
*I think you will need something stronger than a Pokèball to catch a Frumple<br />
*You'll be Soleurs' sunspot as well as Benie's Ender Minion (to qwolf1999)<br />
*Donkey Dorf!<br />
*Oklahoma: The Land of Unpredictable Weather.<br />
*The itty-bitty widdle ADF recruitees<br />
*Buh buh buh bird bird bird, bird is online. Buh buh bird, bird, bird is online.<br />
*2Gopher gets a phone call", BRINGBRING BRING PHONE CALL PHONE CALL BRINGBRINGBRING<br />
<br />
Soleurs joined the game<br />
Soleurs: ./bitchslap JohnNotTech<br />
<br />
*We're working on John's artificial butt.<br />
*Presenting SOLEURS BELL! Tinker Bell is off tonight.<br />
*I'll ride FredRail, don't abuse me. To Fred while being abused<br />
<br />
=={{u|SonicTornado}}==<br />
<br />
*<nowiki>*Funeral Music*</nowiki><br />
*plugins=LAG!!<br />
*GRIEF(after yoshi broke a block in checkers/mumble chat)<br />
*and then there was two<br />
*Srry, my brain is dead right now<br />
*Keks is 99.99% Cookies<br />
*(In Mumble) Tom_Pairs: These Helicopters look like Lego Duplo Blocks | SonicTornado: Try placing a big one in a 8x8x1 cuboid<br />
*SonicTornado: Hows Lide | Frumple: I like lide, lides good | SonicTornado: Life*!!<br />
*I need a lawyer, NOW!<br />
*SonicTornado: Why you got to be so mean, chiefie! | chiefbozx: ? | Minecrfatyoshi26: Hey Sonic thats my thing, why you got to be so mean?<br />
<br />
=={{u|soso123}}==<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} ByteMega: *bites Adan*<br />
<br />
{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} AdanWongCL2: *summons Diemundz aka Superman*<br />
<br />
a while later...<br />
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*Why aren't black ppl named Black Widows?<br />
<br />
*I hope he won't freeze my account lol<br />
<br />
Elsa couldn't control herself<br />
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{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} AdanWongCL2: DrainPro<br />
<br />
(I forgot who): DrainPro your town should have a lot of drains<br />
<br />
(then a lot of people like Toaro and HeavenAngel called TrainPro into a lot of different rhymed names)<br />
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{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} FinnehPleh: Adan<br />
<br />
(exactly same second)<br />
<br />
{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} AdanWongCL2: ???<br />
<br />
{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} FinnehPleh: ?<br />
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*Edited Ricky (meant to be edited wiki)<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} Toaro: It's not as poor at Ethopia<br />
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{{color|DarkCyan|[Trustee]}} AdanWongCL2: Not as poor as Utopia<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: : Two Stringles.<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: One called Stringle55, one called Stringle55. So confusing...<br />
<br />
{{color|RoyalBlue|[Councilor]}} TrainPro: define "confusing".<br />
<br />
{{color|RoyalBlue|[Councilor]}} VernCow: probably brothers or something<br />
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{{color|Gray|[Guest]}} StringleSS: I don't have a brother<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} Stringle55: i don't have a brother<br />
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(EXACTLY SAME SECOND o_o)<br />
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*If you kiss die you'll die<br />
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{{color|Yellow|Starcubed}} joined the game.<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: wb the star cubed into a kottle then grew wings and became a bottle then flew away<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} Starcubed: lol<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: I'm having fever<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: Still feeling a bit dizzy...<br />
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{{color|DarkGreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: aww gws<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: aww thanks :3<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: *admod joins the game*<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: Player <insert admod here> kicked soso123 for Go to sleep if your sick.<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: *soso123 joins the game*<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: no <insert admod here> I got perms from my mommy :(<br />
<br />
{{color|DarkGreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: lol<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: welp<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: I'ma add that to the quotes<br />
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{{color|DarkGreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: lol<br />
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{{color|Yellow|soso123 joined the game.}}<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor+]}} Toaro: heya<br />
<br />
{{color|darkgreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: heya<br />
<br />
{{color|darkgreen|[P1]}} soso123: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLL<br />
<br />
{{color|darkgreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: lol<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} Toaro: BOOOOOOOMMMMM<br />
<br />
{{color|darkgreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: the guest went out like a wrecking ball<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} Toaro: of course<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} Toaro: BOOM BOOM BOOM<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: the tv is saying: we explode the zombies to make them fresher (directly translated from Chinese)<br />
<br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}} tomtomy8: ...<br />
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{{color|green|[Senator]}} BuildPilot: lol soso<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: jk it's shredded ginger which sounds 100% like zombies in Chinese<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: Am I acting immature lel<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: ur acting mature lel<br />
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{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: lel guess my age<br />
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{{color|green|<nowiki>[Senator]]</nowiki>}} _HeavenAngel_: 69<br />
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{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: ageless<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: you're both out<br />
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{{color|green|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: I win<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: goodbye<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: I win too<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: yay angels and SMB wins<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: You're both out of the quiz<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: xD<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: xD<br />
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SoSo: yay emperor's new clothes<br />
SoSo: A full set of monkey costume<br />
SoSo: That suits my classmate<br />
Chimpy: brb changing skin<br />
CaptainChimpy left the game.<br />
<br />
<br />
SoSo: Unjinz wanna help with metros?<br />
unjinz: uhhhh<br />
SoSo: what does the fox say?<br />
SoSo: unjinz: uhhhh<br />
unjinz: uhhhh<br />
SoSo: I guess Ylvis got it wrong then xD<br />
unjinz: Ylvis didn't know what they started xD<br />
miney: oh god<br />
DJMC: Foxes bark.<br />
unjinz: not really it's weird<br />
<br />
(When _InDev_ is randomly PVP-ing his bro)<br />
SoSo: InDev stop torturing ur bro :(<br />
InDev: shh I'm fighting with a diamond hoe<br />
<br />
(When bulba is trying to sleep but he couldn't)<br />
bulba: apparently the moon is fighting against going up<br />
SoSo: Apparently the sun is bullying the moon.<br />
bulba: ...<br />
<br />
DoTheKeno_ fell out of the world<br />
SoSo: InDev >:(<br />
InDev: I swear I'm not doing anything<br />
SoSo: stop torturing ur bro xD<br />
Sesh: lol<br />
<br />
Chimpy: How pure is New York snow?<br />
SoSo: it's purer than your love to your mama :P<br />
Chimpy: XD<br />
Froggy: LOL soso<br />
<br />
*SoaPuffball trolls SoSo by spawning rabbits named "Rebettka" and "Ribbitka"<br />
REBBETKA<br />
This classroom is not for rabbits<br />
*later..<br />
HOLY CRABSTICKS<br />
ITS THE RABBITS<br />
<br />
*to build in my property you need to fly to america and wake up camel<br />
<br />
Ardy: drop the bass<br />
SoSo: the bass dropped so hard that all the MRT members fell down from the space world to the games world<br />
Skele: lol<br />
<br />
Mossie: Personally I find it better doing last minute revision<br />
SoSo: same but my parents force me to do first minute revision<br />
SoSo: *middle minute revision<br />
Mossie: lol<br />
SoSo: *mid-last minute revision<br />
<br />
SoSo123 joined the game.<br />
Heaven: hey sauce<br />
SoSo: hey I'm jam not sauce<br />
Heaven: xD<br />
<br />
(trying to define OSC aka Object Show Community)<br />
Octopus Swimming Contest/.'<br />
Octopus Swimming Contest?<br />
<br />
SoSo123: raining steak<br />
jphgolf4321: stop raining steak pls<br />
SoaPuffball: wow<br />
<br />
Yellowitcher is now afk.<br />
SoSo123: nao yello jello<br />
SoSo123: don't be afk<br />
Yellowitcher left the game.<br />
SoSo123: YELLO JELLO DON'T GO! e_e<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: frosty's production is temporarialy put on hold while I find the locations<br />
SoSo123: lol<br />
SoSo123: there's 1 in stoneedge<br />
SoSo123: do i get money<br />
SoaPuffball: there's one in savacaci<br />
<br />
* Lag Spike happens<br />
godziltrain: still max blocks<br />
SoaPuffball: wat<br />
SoSo123: rly?<br />
godziltrain: yup, hende the lag rn<br />
[Media] SoSo123: EXTREME LAG WARNING<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
SoSo123: that came out so late<br />
godziltrain: bit late for that<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
* later<br />
godziltrain: undoing it now, I've got the area so I can clear the land first<br />
SoSo123: ok<br />
* Lag Spike happens<br />
[Media] godziltrain: lag over<br />
[Media] SoSo123: Another lag warning<br />
SoaPuffball: late lol<br />
[Media] SoSo123: SoSo123 is not responsible for sending out late lag messages<br />
godziltrain: yes you are<br />
SoSo123: :(<br />
SoaPuffball: you are lol<br />
* later<br />
godziltrain: just a wee bit<br />
* Lag Spike happens<br />
[Media] SoSo123: I hope this lag warning doesn't come out late<br />
[Media] SoSo123: Damn<br />
SoaPuffball: it does<br />
[Media] SoSo123: SoSo123 is sad right now due to his lag warning keep sending out late<br />
<br />
* People are talking about Ben6331<br />
[Governor] SoSo123: Ban6331<br />
[Mod] AlikSong: LOL soso<br />
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*SoSo123 joined the game<br />
*ConnConn2005 : hi<br />
*ModernArt: wb<br />
*SoSo123: Hii<br />
*SoSo123: No admods...<br />
*Ap_Red joined the game<br />
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SnowPlow123: *uses tape to cover moria's mouth<br />
SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
SnowPuffball_: i knew you knew it<br />
SnowPlow123: I knew you knew it<br />
<br />
SoSo123: camelfantasy is now AFK.<br />
* camelfantasy is now afk.<br />
SoSo123: lel<br />
SoSo123: and it's for real<br />
<br />
== Spegit007 ==<br />
PDPlays07: E<br />
<br />
LondonThamesLink left the game<br />
<br />
PDPlays07: We just killed an entire city<br />
<br />
[Discord] Pretzel: where ''is'' my spegit<br />
[Discord] Pretzel: i cant find it<br />
[Senator] wheresmyspegit: idk<br />
[Discord] chimata: did you hide it in your stomach<br />
<br />
==Starcubed==<br />
<br />
*A mod told me to draw a d**k.<br />
*Lala my machine is ready<br />
*installing windows will be a pane<br />
*lol what if we told people from HTC to join the MRT (talking to SoaPuffball, HTC is a very different discord server)<br />
*were gonna get vaccinated at the strip club. then get brunch<br />
<br />
Tsarcubed: do you have prostibots? (talking to Know)<br />
knowmads7: no xD<br />
knowmads7: thats perverted<br />
Tsarcubed: SHHHH<br />
<br />
Tsarcubed: SH*T<br />
Tsarcubed: SH*T<br />
Tsarcubed: I /CLEARED LALA'S ENDORSEMENT F**K<br />
Tsarcubed: F***<br />
Tsarcubed left the ggame.<br />
Narnia17: you see<br />
Narnia17: i saved a copy<br />
SoaPuffball: :P<br />
<br />
ModernArt: why is bird **** going on newrail trains<br />
Tsarcubed: so america can claim it<br />
ModernArt: xd<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: dab<br />
IcedPuffball: no<br />
lil_shadow59: bad<br />
<br />
Starcubed: is vicki icki<br />
Vickiposa: i like to think i'm not icki<br />
<br />
* Vickiposa is no longer AFK.<br />
SoaPuffball: hia ward girl<br />
Vickiposa: hai hai<br />
Starcubed: whats ward girl<br />
Vickiposa: me<br />
Starcubed: is vicki the queen of ward 7<br />
SoaPuffball: maybe :3<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: Starcubed at this point i could as well be nicking lil_shadow as "lily"<br />
lil_shadow59: yea<br />
Starcubed: its his stripper name<br />
SoaPuffball: :x:<br />
lil_shadow59: he's not wrong<br />
Starcubed: im not the one that made it<br />
Starcubed: i jsut err<br />
Starcubed: adopted it<br />
<br />
*anyone here remember when MRT's de facto currency was tacos<br />
<br />
Vickiposa joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi ward girl<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: Ward girl<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: What about ward woman<br />
SoaPuffball: ward lady<br />
Vickiposa: (for what it's worth, i like ward girl the most)<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: Ward the other binary gender that is made using two X chromosomes<br />
<br />
*I love the fresh smell of tear gas<br />
*kitty in my eyes youre a beautiful p****<br />
*You know decathlon is like ikea but for sports<br />
<br />
* CaptainObi is no longer AFK<br />
[Senator+] Farkie1: wb<br />
[Senator+] Starcubed: He's still afk<br />
[Senator+] Starcubed: I'm just fishing him<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: who made the waamawai model railway<br />
Starcubed: Waamawai<br />
autobus22: Wazamawazi*<br />
Starcubed: Hawaiian version of wazamawazi<br />
<br />
Starcubed: the typhoon literally spawned outside of hong kong wt*<br />
Starcubed: wheres our meat shield<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: stop outsourcing your typhoons to third world countries star<br />
<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: We had bedwars parties<br />
[Discord] Melecie: <s>isn't that just an overnght party</s><br />
Needn_NL: is that the modern equivalent of a pillow fight<br />
Needn_NL: lolll<br />
Needn_NL: same joke<br />
<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: do you want to hear something about eaton centre<br />
[Owner] Frumple: sure<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: eaton deez nuts<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: har har har<br />
[Owner] Frumple: ...<br />
[Discord] Freskooo: :OOOO<br />
[Owner] Frumple: Remind me to shock you next time you're on star<br />
<br />
[Guest] ''(guest)'': にほんごがわかりますか<br />
[Senator+] Starcubed: engrish only prease<br />
[Member] maemotheshark: sorry i don't speak nihon<br />
<br />
==stringle55==<br />
<br />
Ardy: Instead he said we can get a mod to issue a warning<br />
String: food idea<br />
Ardy: nom<br />
String: *good<br />
Ardy: LOOOL<br />
<br />
*stringle55 is stuck<br />
*DasNexus tells him to /spawn<br />
<br />
=={{u|STthecat}}==<br />
<br />
HarbourRandom852: wheres the [[Azalea Arctic|azalea arctic]] going<br />
STthecat: for now it goes from wenyanga to dogwood to wenyanga<br />
STthecat: azalea arctic will skip ccb until painted builds a new cock<br />
STthecat: * dock<br />
AirplaneNiner: until painted builds a new w h a t<br />
<br />
STthecat: time2 is literally cringe <br />
MrMinecraft1423: wat <br />
MrMinecraft1423: wdym <br />
Pretzel: oi <br />
Pretzel: no insulting the premier <br />
STthecat: :(<br />
PaintedBlue: the flihigh gods are displeased<br />
<br />
(chat talking about bobbygammer’s inactivity)<br />
Skelezomperman: he's probably busy with school <br />
Minecraft252: understandable <br />
STthecat: have a nice day <br />
Minecraft252: lol <br />
Oshawott_12: i think he knows im gay now <br />
Minecraft252: awesome <br />
Oshawott_12: AHAHAH<br />
<br />
STthecat: minecraft is only about a decade older than my mom<br />
frogggggg: bruh<br />
STthecat: sry a decade younger<br />
frogggggg: your mom is 26?<br />
frogggggg: ah same :P<br />
STthecat: accident<br />
<br />
SToptrainthecat: console ur bad today<br />
SToptrainthecat: /ban Console<br />
Player Missa_Solemnis kicked SToptrainthecat for illegal.<br />
<br />
STthecat: gtg for the night<br />
STthecat: gn no one<br />
STthecat left the game.<br />
(literally a week later)<br />
STthecat: gtg for the night<br />
STthecat: gn no one 2: electric boogaloo<br />
STthecat left the game.<br />
<br />
STthecat: gtg for the night<br />
STthecat: gn no one 7: ive run out of things to make me sound like a genius<br />
STthecat left the game.<br />
SnowflakeCylian: SERIOUSLY?<br />
<br />
STtheelf: my last word is<br />
STtheelf: [[YUUitis|yuu]]<br />
Thou hast been smitten!<br />
<br />
SnowflakeCylian: <s>brb changing to CyborgCat</s><br />
STtheelf: CatCylian<br />
STtheelf: CatgirlCylian<br />
SnowflakeCylian: OI<br />
<br />
_Lego_: how do i make an npc armor stand again<br />
AlphaDS: /ats<br />
_Lego_: it didn't work<br />
STthecat joined the server<br />
chimata: ast*<br />
_Lego_: ast<br />
STthecat: did someone call me<br />
<br />
==Suppoe==<br />
<br />
suppoe: Its 1:42 over here<br />
DasNexus: Then go to bed :P<br />
Benie: You're not our mom.<br />
DasNexus: ikr :D<br />
suppoe: Silly Gas :P<br />
DasNexus: Ehem<br />
suppoe: Oh Das*<br />
<br />
*Your teach is a beach<br />
<br />
suppoe: My town is kind of far from civilization so probably noby even noticed it lol<br />
KittyCat11231: what's its name?<br />
suppoe: I forgot lol<br />
<br />
==supykun==<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: whenever a guest joins we complain that they came here illegally<br />
KittyCat11231: :P<br />
supykun: You Immigrants! Go back to Mineplex!<br />
Narnia17: :O<br />
PieTwins: no<br />
kekkomatic: lol!<br />
Just_Robinho: LOL<br />
PieTwins: lol<br />
just_robinho: Ahahahahaha XD<br />
PieTwins: :D<br />
<br />
supykun: I made a real good roast joke<br />
tarheelscouse: please dont ever say the word "roast" ever again<br />
tarheelscouse: "roast" eww<br />
supykun: "You are so unattractive, even waifus repel from you!"<br />
tarheelscouse: xDDDD<br />
AP_Red: xD<br />
tarheelscouse: that is so amazing<br />
tarheelscouse: i am so using that<br />
<br />
supykun: So LSD, are you gonna send us a mail or..?<br />
mine_man_: LSD is a drug supy<br />
LDShadowLord: https://goo.gl/DGFuzb<br />
mine_man_: LDS is a player :P<br />
supykun: We shall be smokin our leader, Mine.<br />
mine_man_: XD<br />
TrainPro: .-.<br />
supykun: We smoke him up like a British chimney worker<br />
CortesiRaccoon: somebodyadd that to the funny quotes page<br />
TrainPro: LOL!<br />
<br />
supykun: Its okay to cuss a bit when its not offensive, Mega<br />
MegaMC: language, supy<br />
MegaMC: oh<br />
supykun: For a fucking example... like this. It's okay to do so, believe it or not xD<br />
_HeavenAngel_: supy im offended<br />
MegaMC: Me too<br />
supykun: Heaven, Im sorry I called you the E-word<br />
supykun: Example<br />
MegaMC: All of us are offended<br />
_HeavenAngel_: :(<br />
supykun: I shouldnt have said the E-Word<br />
MegaMC: Example<br />
supykun: I am also sorry for saying the T word<br />
supykun: This.<br />
MegaMC: I am also sorry for saying the S word<br />
MegaMC: sorry<br />
supykun: Next time I act like this, you can kill me to give an example.<br />
supykun: Oh damn<br />
_HeavenAngel_: xD<br />
TrainPro: ...<br />
MegaMC: Supy, you better add that to the funny quotes<br />
<br />
supykun: Janghwa City used to look like... "a strip club" -Vulpicula<br />
camelfantasy: GG<br />
CaptainChimpy: LOL<br />
dope_cheese: LOL<br />
dope_cheese: xDDD<br />
camelfantasy: xD<br />
<br />
supykun: ...Noobtella<br />
supykun: Dammit<br />
supykun: Nutella<br />
<br />
Patrick44_LFC : Be back in 5<br />
Patrick44_LFC is now AFK<br />
supykun: Seconds. Ok<br />
supykun: Are you back?<br />
Patrick44_LFC is no longer AFK<br />
Patrick44_LFC : Minutes you muppet<br />
Patrick44_LFC is now AFK<br />
<br />
supykun: Cal76 + Benie + Camelfantasy + Ortem + Narnia = CALIFORNIA<br />
<br />
supykun: I'm kinda sad the MRT Eastern is passing through my island.<br />
SoaPuffball: y<br />
supykun: It's a defunct reason, though- I originally wanted isolation<br />
supykun: "Now, the time has changed."<br />
SoaPuffball: but last i checked you can decline the offer<br />
supykun: I discussed with Frumple.<br />
supykun: He said, "If you have the Eastern Line, you are a cool fox"<br />
supykun: And I was like, "Oh shit"<br />
SoaPuffball: that needs to go to funny quotes btw<br />
<br />
Starcubed: "its not racist if im also asian" -RiceGum<br />
supykun: You wanna hear a racy joke?<br />
Frosty_Foobar10: ok it's not racist if i'm also chinese<br />
Starcubed: would I get banned if I built a dog meat restaurant<br />
supykun: Why can't Asians fly airplanes? Cause they always FRY them.<br />
supykun: (runs)<br />
MigInfi: ahhaahahhahahahahha<br />
Aliksong: LOOOL<br />
Cookie46910: tru<br />
Frosty_Foobar10: LMAO supy<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_: i didn't know i could feel pain on the internet<br />
Supykun: I feel pain from reading your comment alone #RANDOMBURN<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
_HeavenAngel_: lol<br />
Supykun: (insert stockimage gif of an epic explosion)<br />
_HeavenAngel_: bad supy that's enough wine for today<br />
Supykun: Well you can't tell me what to do<br />
mi_aquamarine: :O<br />
_HeavenAngel_: o;<br />
Supykun: Cause I make POUR decisions<br />
mi_aquamarine: haha<br />
_HeavenAngel_: *pikachu shocked face*<br />
mi_aquamarine: someone add that to funny quotes<br />
_HeavenAngel_: >_<<br />
<br />
mi_aquamarine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XcYhPHnLDs<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: Risky click of the day<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gl<br />
_HeavenAngel_: let me know if its safe<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: AAHHHHH<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
supykun: Don't click on it<br />
supykun: You can get syphilis<br />
_HeavenAngel_: O;<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: Now I need to cleanse Chrome<br />
supykun: One time, I had a friend.<br />
supykun: She was very close to me.<br />
supykun: And then, one night, we hung out at the playground.<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: as you do...<br />
_HeavenAngel_: hmmmmm<br />
supykun: She was at the swings, and I was eating rocks on the ground.<br />
supykun: But then<br />
supykun: suddenly<br />
supykun: a link appeared<br />
supykun: and starting chasing us demanding that we click on it with our tiny hands<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: Did he have the master sword?<br />
supykun: I hid underneath the giant rock<br />
supykun: but she<br />
supykun: she- she... *sniffs*<br />
_HeavenAngel_: oh no ;(<br />
supykun: She clicked on it.... and I never saw her again!!<br />
mi_aquamarine: ooo<br />
mi_aquamarine: *oooof<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ;o<br />
mi_aquamarine: byebye supy's friend<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: *coming to cinemas late 2019<br />
supykun: She contracted gonorrhea from that link, and she gone-o-rhea'd from this universe.<br />
supykun: Forever.<br />
supykun: (runs)<br />
_HeavenAngel_: oh you better run<br />
_HeavenAngel_: all that buildup<br />
<br />
supykun: Hey beautiful, handsome, pretty, masculine and feminine mods out there,<br />
supykun: can we have a brief w-e please?<br />
sesese9: huh definitely not one of those people described<br />
Frumple: Your attempt at flattery has failed<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza<br />
Starcubed: HONK<br />
SoaPuffball: h o n k<br />
supykun: only for barbeque pizzas, honk. Everything else, go crash on the pole.<br />
<br />
*"Dear Frumple, I am your neighbor. Unban me or I will steal your $2000 blender you hide behind your fridge."<br />
*"Kastle you misogynistic pig, I have the right to have #F5D3C7 as my skin color!"<br />
*Well time to build 200 helipads on top of a phone box.<br />
<br />
==Sweetboy13735==<br />
(in Discord #general)<br />
CyAmethyst: ...why do I have a feeling that when I go back to Chillington, there will be eggplants everywhere...<br />
Sweetboy13735: 🍆'' 's CyAmethyst for:'' '''Thanks for the name of the town.'''<br />
*camel reacts with an egg and a plant stem<br />
CyAmethyst: Well... crabcakes<br />
Sweetboy13735: 🍆'' 's camelfantasy for:'' '''egging and planting me.'''<br />
''a bit later...''<br />
Sweetboy13735: Do you want to be eggplanted?<br />
CyAmethyst: Do you want a 🍓<br />
Sweetboy13735: 🍆'' 's CyAmethyst for:'' '''I asked you first.'''<br />
<br />
==SqwidgyLegs==<br />
SqwidgyLegs: also what does luck potion do as a mechanaic<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: fishing and whatnot<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: mob loot<br />
SoaPuffball: makes good stuff come on more<br />
SoaPuffball: like that and loot chests<br />
SqwidgyLegs: so it doesn't increase the chance of my crush accepting my love under a cherry tree at friday 6pm?<br />
SoaPuffball: yes sadly<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: heheh i wish the same sqwidgy<br />
<br />
=={{u|SzetotheNewt1234}}==<br />
<br />
*though probaly china has the best chinese food<br />
<br />
=={{u|tarheelscouse}}==<br />
tarheelscouse: <--- Doesn't have a funny quotes section ;-(<br />
<br />
Oh DAMN, Son.<br />
<br />
tarheelscouse: Dies inside<br />
<br />
DC: i'm not a steve<br />
Tar: yo mama's a steve<br />
<br />
Tar is watching bryce_am playing a game<br />
Tar: GO<br />
Tar: no chests<br />
Tar: btw<br />
Tar: CHEST (meant to say cheat)<br />
<br />
tarheelscouse: ardy has overriding control over all districts, though<br />
Welcome99: mhm<br />
tarheelscouse: you did it!<br />
tarheelscouse: you agreed without saying i see!<br />
tarheelscouse: :)<br />
tarheelscouse: *claps*<br />
<br />
''Refering to Major Magpie'': I shall call him Poopy and he shall be mine!<br />
<br />
Jak:''Referring to a subway station'' Where's he litter? Where's the graffiti? Where's the claustrophobic atmosphere?<br />
Tar: This is Minecraft, not Birmingham<br />
<br />
''Benie Plays Cows and Cows on Radio''<br />
This looks like walking through Cumbria on lsd<br />
<br />
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: I'm still undecided on my corporation name<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: i think we got these settled already<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: tarousel corp?<br />
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: eww<br />
tarheelscouse left the game.<br />
<br />
[Tarheelscouse->nktrain] babe<br />
<br />
[Tarheelscouse->nktrain] wrong person soz<br />
<br />
=={{u|tauqua}}==<br />
<br />
*"I wonder if cheif's on" "Nope, I wasn't shocked within 5 seconds of that last message"<br />
*How to get shocked: First, be sam * chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20 *<br />
<br />
=={{u|tdtspeedy}}==<br />
<br />
*To the found City of Atlantis<br />
<br />
*When DullesTdt and Camel were exploring a battle scene*<br />
DullesTdt: This is how an ejector seat works out.<br />
DullesTdt fell from a high place<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL I saw you fall<br />
DullesTdt: KIA jets are tough planes<br />
Camelfantasy: You cant even get in a KIA jet -.-<br />
Camelfantasy: AHHHH<br />
Camelfantasy: Damn it<br />
DullesTdt: xD<br />
Camelfantasy: miised it by a block<br />
Camelfantasy: Oh well swimming is good<br />
Camelfantasy drowned<br />
<br />
=={{u|Technological99|Technological99}}==<br />
<br />
*I love how one part of my city is small 2 wide roads and then there is a 67 wide road in front of the station<br />
<br />
<br />
(This was when I built a sand castle in the middle of the One World Trade Center that Kiwish_thing was making. He was afk at the time)<br />
* Kiwish_thing is no longer AFK.<br />
[P1] Kiwish_thing: nice<br />
[P1] Technological99: tnx<br />
[P1] Technological99: It took me 5 minutes<br />
[P1] Technological99: its got a draw bridge and everything<br />
[P1] Kiwish_thing: i meant the floor... lol<br />
[P1] Technological99: ohh. that was bnsf<br />
[P1] Kiwish_thing: the castle is also nice<br />
[P1] Technological99: tnx<br />
<br />
[Guest] Chief, Can iclone you?<br />
[Chief] Clone?<br />
[Guest] Yes<br />
[Guest] For KFC<br />
[Chief] You can't. You're a guest :(<br />
[Guest] Kalmar Fried Chiefs<br />
<br />
Gopher: Calls Chief<br />
Tar: Let me do that for you<br />
Gopher: ok<br />
[a few seconds later]<br />
Tar: Chief Chief Chief boxers boxers boxers shock shock shock<br />
Tarheelscouse died<br />
<br />
[Mod] mikefishr: done<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: aha<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: Wonderfuk<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: Fonderful*<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: OMG<br />
[Mod] Just _robino: XD<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: Wonderful*<br />
<br />
== TheAllRounderMC ==<br />
TheAllRounderMC joined the game.<br />
TheAllRounderMC: wait i was supposed to be in pickle<br />
TheAllRounderMC left the game.<br />
Starcubed: thats the funniest s--- ive ever seen<br />
Melecie: tar turned themself into a pickle?<br />
<br />
==The_blockmaster==<br />
<br />
The_blockmaster: -/mail send _frozen it's getting late and I need to leave when will you be on? P.S I am in GMT+1<br />
Camelfantasy: FAYUL<br />
mjpwwf: Failm8<br />
The_blockmaster: When you don't see the color red you know you have failed (/mail)<br />
The_blockmaster: -/mail send _frozen it's getting late and I need to leave when will you be on? P.S I am in GMT+1<br />
Camelfantasy: FAIlx2<br />
(All): Fail<br />
The_Blockmaster: ./me hates CTRL-V<br />
<br />
==TheConductor_==<br />
{{rank|member}} AppleGamer123: There a pile of clothes next to me and it looks like Groot...Scaring me<br />
<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: OwO Owner rank color<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: I feel like Frumples rank<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: Im going to keep this<br />
[P4] Frumple: *looks in project4*<br />
[P4] Frumple: what is going on here?<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: Im one with Frumple<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: yes<br />
[P4] SoaPuffball: no you're not<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: We all are<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: until he leaves<br />
<br />
*Make sure nobody touches my floating lalaboy tree. I will make it logical soon. (in Discord)<br />
<br />
WaterSprite16 joined the game.<br />
[Discord] TheConductor_: Oh I just love sneaking sprite into my water :D<br />
<br />
==Thesteakpie==<br />
Thesteakpie: *cal76 is hiding*<br />
x cal76 is now AFK.<br />
<br />
Derpy_Melon: Only 9,001 players have died in this shaft!<br />
x Thesteakpie tps to Derpy_Melon<br />
x Thesteakpie died<br />
Thesteakpie : make that 9,002, Derp<br />
Camelfantasy: xD<br />
Derpy_Melon: gg<br />
evil_q: XD<br />
<br />
=={{u|SubwayGamerMC|TheSubway}}==<br />
<br />
*in discussion about Guest Quotes and Funny Quotes with Soap and Sea*<br />
SubwayGamerMC: Nobody ever quoted me :(<br />
Seastep: I will quote that<br />
Seastep: Got a Funny Quotes page?<br />
<br />
TheSubway: I need a mod now<br />
SoSo123: Everyone does<br />
TheSubway: /summon entity: admod<br />
Seastep: [Broadcast] nao<br />
TheSubway: lel<br />
SoSo123: gg<br />
SoSo123: add that to your quotes<br />
<br />
*After MikeRoma makes a typo of Wubway instead of Subway*<br />
{{color|Orange|TheSubway left the game.}}<br />
*2 minutes later*<br />
{{color|Orange|TheWubway joined the game.}}<br />
<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: someone rang my doorbell<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: um<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} SnowPlow123: ?<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} TheWubway: don't open<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: pfft<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: i think its my mom<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} TheWubway: then definitely don't open<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} SnowPlow123: xD<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: lol<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} SnowPlow123: rip high's mom<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: good job<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: wubway you win #MakeTRLaugh<br />
<br />
*MRTHS GOES TO CAR<br />
<br />
=={{u|thomasfyfe}}==<br />
<br />
*When Chief gets on, people get hurt.<br />
*As long as you don't microwave the toaster you should be fine.<br />
*I'll put a bus warp in your face.<br />
*It's like a seizure of Christmas.<br />
*I don't cheat, I just spam the right-click button.<br />
*BACON! <3<br />
*Don't mind us, we eat members on this server.<br />
<br />
Member: I just broke my chest I filled with nametags! D:<br />
Thomas: Put them back in then<br />
<br />
*sorry, I was having a sneezing fit.<br />
<br />
Guest: WHY ARE THE TRAINS NOT WORKING?<br />
Thomas: Have you tried turning them off and on again?<br />
<br />
*Oh look, 2 new staffers on my head...<br />
<br />
gogo warps to thomasfyfe<br />
gogo: we at bus station?<br />
thomas: yeah<br />
gogo: kthx<br />
thomas: Refurbishments going on<br />
gogo: ooooh, are you adding a beverage store?<br />
thomas: refurbish, not refresh :P<br />
gogo: :P<br />
<br />
(Added some menu items from Autobus' picture I didn't know we sold.)<br />
<br />
*The size of Kitania!?!?!<br />
<br />
Welcome99: eeh thomas<br />
thomasfyfe: Yeah?<br />
Welcome99: how to get out of here?<br />
thomasfyfe: "You'll have to leave through the window, the elevator isn't working"<br />
<br />
Thomasfyfe joined the game<br />
Thought my internet had broke, turns out I just knocked the wireless button on my laptop<br />
<br />
==time2makemymove==<br />
i charge 100 dollars per franchise<br />
btw<br />
<br />
autobus22: Make me laugh.<br />
time2makemymove: Achowalogen Tacos<br />
<br />
(time just got senator)<br />
{{color|yellow|time2makemymove joined the game.}}<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} Mercury203: Show me your new tag!<br />
{{color|pink|[Media]}} time2makemymove: no<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod]}} chiefbozx: lol<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} Mercury203: LOL<br />
<br />
woorich999: if you're missing a building, you can quickly get a RichPlus Fuel Station in your town<br />
SoaPuffball: nah<br />
SoaPuffball: already have 10<br />
time2makemymove: TEN FUEL STATIONS?!?!?!?!?<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: hey tom-slash-narnia, can I have a worldedit please?<br />
Narnia17: pick tom I'm pvping<br />
time2makemymove: tom status: picked<br />
<br />
*everyone and their mother has a flight to FYI<br />
<br />
(explaining why Yoshi is vanished)<br />
the staff are all busy<br />
or in yoshi's case<br />
it means he's the amazing race<br />
<br />
searching the word "oof" in this channel (#minecraft-server) yields 91 pages of search results. the mean amount of search results per page on discord is roughly 25, assuming that every search result is less than two lines long in the search sidebar. doing a bit of maths, 25*91=2275, ergo we can assume that roughly the exclamation "oof" has been used two thousand, two hundred seventy-five times since the #minecraft-server channel was created.<br />
in conclusion, it's time to stop.<br />
<br />
*the last one to speak battle*<br />
time2makemymove: i will be the last one to speak<br />
AyyLion: bet<br />
time2makemymove: yes i will<br />
AyyLion: :/<br />
time2makemymove: it is a fact<br />
AyyLion: :D<br />
time2makemymove: undeniable<br />
AyyLion: :P<br />
time2makemymove: 100%<br />
AyyLion: :)<br />
time2makemymove: no chance<br />
AyyLion: :///<br />
time2makemymove: def me<br />
AyyLion: cool<br />
time2makemymove: lmao<br />
AyyLion: have fun<br />
time2makemymove: ok this is stupid<br />
AyyLion: true<br />
time2makemymove: jk its awesome<br />
LDShadowLord left the server<br />
MC_Protocol left the server<br />
Vulpicula left the server<br />
AyyLion left the server<br />
ModernArt left the server<br />
time2makemymove left the server<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 left the server<br />
Vickiposa left the server<br />
camelfantasy left the server<br />
JPlayzX01 left the server<br />
airplane320 left the server<br />
lil_shadow59 left the server<br />
:octagonal_sign: Server has stopped<br />
time2makemymove: (on discord) I WIN<br />
<br />
*how do i keep accidentally putting pants on<br />
*vulpi out here spittin bars<br />
<br />
ap can i have a world murder<br />
*edit<br />
<br />
[Discord] time2makemymove: lol<br />
*time2makemymove laughs in discordsrv<br />
notshort925: bad time<br />
SoaPuffball: bad time<br />
time2makemymove: youre gonna have a bad time<br />
SoaPuffball: worse time<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: hey soa do you want 65 dollars for furnishing a 2-story office in venceslo<br />
time2makemymove: *san dzobiak<br />
time2makemymove: force of habit<br />
SoaPuffball: san dzobiak is venceslo<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: speaking of not funny things, "banned" is overused and a dead meme<br />
time2makemymove: i mean banning itself is not bad<br />
time2makemymove: rather saying<br />
time2makemymove: Banned.<br />
time2makemymove: ergo, Banned. is banned<br />
<br />
_Lego_: could I get a quick schem load?<br />
time2makemymove: could i get a quick laundry load?<br />
VickiTori_: im not driving over to california to do your laundry time<br />
<br />
*ah yes, the legendary move one block over w/e<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: first person to say amogus owes me $20<br />
crimsonf0x: amogus<br />
Starcubed: amogus<br />
time2makemymove: pay up crimson<br />
frogggggg: ok star give time 20<br />
<br />
_fwis: Protocol may I please have another w/e<br />
time2makemymove: me first >:(<br />
_fwis: sad!<br />
time2makemymove: sad!<br />
[Discord] HarborRandom852: Ironic time isn't patient despite his name being time<br />
time2makemymove: who ever said i was patient<br />
time2makemymove: what is this word, patience<br />
time2makemymove: never heard of it<br />
_fwis: well as his name suggests he does things quickly, suggesting impatience<br />
time2makemymove: patience is for the weak<br />
time2makemymove: it's time2makemymove, not time2waitformymove<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] Kr4ka: I suppose I could do some delandscarring<br />
[Discord] time2makemymove: so if delandscarring is terraforming<br />
[Discord] time2makemymove: does that mean deterraforming is landscarring<br />
[Mod+] Needn_NL: yes<br />
[Discord] time2makemymove: brb gonna do some deterraforming<br />
[Mayor+] Kr4ka: naooo<br />
<br />
=={{u|Tom_1277}}==<br />
<br />
*Grammar is one of the most important aspects of life.<br />
*Look what you did Chief. Now everything is on fire.<br />
<br />
Tom: Do you work Benie?<br />
Benie: Yes. I work for worldedit<br />
Tom: Wait, really? Wait, what's your salary? (Thought he was a developer of W/E)<br />
<br />
*For the last time...I AM TOM1.<br />
*Which Tom?<br />
*Tom: Lol, Thief. | Chief: lol | *chiefbozx shocked Tom_1277*<br />
*Since *mod name here* is gone, I can correct grammar freely.<br />
*Hawksfan1010 heavy...<br />
*Moose, your skin looks like a peeing octopus.<br />
*When Chief is on, I turn my Minecraft sounds off.<br />
*I made my username Bunny. (backup Mumble server)<br />
*I need to finish my flight to *location here*.<br />
*Yeah. My computer is acting like an Airbus.<br />
*JERRY *during a random moment*<br />
*I will facejerry you, Kitty.<br />
*Sug... *slap* (Trying hard to refrain from saying suggestive)<br />
*I found a new Jerry!<br />
<br />
Tom: Soccer. It's soccer. Get your fat right.<br />
_frozen: OH!<br />
Tar: get your fat right lol<br />
Baseball: fat... lol<br />
_frozen: lol<br />
<br />
*Hoooooooooold on.<br />
<br />
Tom: Hello to all the people that erected during the time I was AFKing.<br />
Rocket: erection?<br />
Skele: ...<br />
Tar: LOL<br />
Jph: really tom... really?<br />
Yoshi (in mumble): That's actually the correct way to use that word<br />
Tom (in mumble): Exactly!<br />
<br />
*I read that wrong (every time Tom reads something suggestively wrong)<br />
<br />
Tom: Yoshi TALK SLOWER!!!<br />
Yoshi: Listen faster!!!<br />
Tom: Yoshi, again talk slower. Slower...<br />
Yoshi: Get better headphone, faster, bigger, better, stronger<br />
Tom: But I like my stolen United Airlines headphones!<br />
<br />
*I need to settle down my schnoodle.<br />
<br />
Yoshi: *insert sentence here*<br />
Tom: Wait... WHAT?!<br />
Yoshi: *clears up what he said*<br />
Tom: Oooooooh, I thought you said something else, ok.<br />
*Pms Music what he heard*<br />
*Music spills everything in main mumble chat*<br />
<br />
=={{u|Tom_Pairs}}==<br />
<br />
*42<br />
*Sorry common sense is dead<br />
*Sorry that comes with the kids meal (after someone didn't want lag during a backup)<br />
*I'm a blind man that can see<br />
*Mmm Spam<br />
*Chirp Chirp<br />
<br />
Tom: Thats the smallest we can get ofr the shop<br />
autobus: Oh rly?<br />
tom: the oven would never fit in...<br />
Autobus: oh rly?<br />
5 mins later autobus shows a supersmall oven for the pizzas<br />
tom: okay it does<br />
tom: wait you said small not tiny XD<br />
<br />
Ardy: marry me server (when Tom was on console)<br />
Tom: nao<br />
<br />
*(on console) Hello I'm an 6687kittycat.What's your name?<br />
<br />
Yoshi: Why do you have so many random statues in your town?<br />
Tom: The other staff said I have to fill up all empty space, so I built a bunch of statues to fill up the '''''crooks and nannies.'''''<br />
<br />
[Broadcast]: It's Coming it's coming!!!<br />
Kitty: hi lala<br />
Tom_Pairs joined the game<br />
Tom: ello<br />
Kitty: aw<br />
<br />
Guest has joined the game<br />
Guest has left the game<br />
Guest has joined the game<br />
Guest has left the game<br />
(Goes on several times)<br />
x Tom_Pairs gets out his ban hammer<br />
<br />
*camelfantasy boxes Tom_Pairs*<br />
x Tom_Pairs is no longer AFK<br />
camelfantasy: ahhhhhhhh<br />
camelfantasy: RUNNN<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
Tom_Pairs: eloo<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
sesese9: camel, have you learned your lesson? :)<br />
camelfantasy: nope<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
<br />
*breaking news _Ptld is advertising the MRT server on the MRT<br />
<br />
<br />
:(during a train speedbuild, Camelfantasy and Vulpicula box Architect_21)<br />
<br />
*afk speed build is later<br />
<br />
Architect_21: Tom, I hate the Ravens!<br />
x Tom_Pairs is no longer AFK.<br />
<br />
*{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|Tom_Pairs}} {{color|orange|banned c4nad1an for: No milk and cookies for you either. Do something productive with your life.}}<br />
*wait it's not ban guest day i thought it was ban senator day? hmm.<br />
*sorry sarcasm doesn't translate well in cyberspace<br />
<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} woorich999: Can i get an Eat and Bowl?<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Hightech_TR: gtg now, sorry<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Hightech_TR: but<br />
{{color|red|'''[Admin]'''}} Tom_Pairs: I'll take 5 of them later Hightech_TR<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} CaptainChimpy: xD<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} London150: XD<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Hightech_TR: rip...<br />
<br />
Tom_Pairs: If you got some to build I'll take 10 in AT<br />
SoaPuffball: everything gets 10 in at<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: is this a server crash? (points to reset)<br />
Tom_Pairs: yes seses did a big w/e mistake in 10 sec<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
<br />
*step one gather underpants, step 2 ???, step 3 profit<br />
*||| \o/ <--- now will run into a wall to clear a headach<br />
<br />
CodyHM: how do you name a block?<br />
Tom_Pairs: same way as you name a rock CodyHM<br />
<br />
Vulpicula joined the game.<br />
MojangChan joined the game.<br />
Tom_Pairs: oh look a two for one sale buy one Vulpicula and get a MojangChan for free.<br />
<br />
[Bunker] Tom_Pairs: find tom--- What I'm famous for???<br />
[Bunker] Conric005: spelling<br />
SoaPuffball: gramer<br />
[Bunker] Tom_Pairs: yes I can hide in spelling and gramer?<br />
<br />
==ToxxicApple==<br />
<br />
*Chimpeh's biography would be called ToiletChimps: When Being A Monkey Isn't Enough<br />
*[ToxxicApple - me (ie. CaptainChimpy)] /r ok sure<br />
<br />
=={{u|TrainPro}}==<br />
TrainPro: well, its now 23:03pm<br />
ROM5419: no such thing as 23:03 pm<br />
ROM5419: only 23:03<br />
<br />
*Monopoly is dangerous. <--- (Trademarked)<br />
*lmao... all the tits syndromes<br />
<br />
==Tulsi==<br />
<br />
*The Long Face Incident:<br />
<pre><br />
-_________________________________________________________<br />
_________________________________________________________-<br />
nuuu!!! the chat cut my face in half!<br />
</pre><br />
<pre><br />
Tulsi: You will be my funny quotes servant until I get trustee :p<br />
Chief: Nope!<br />
* chiefbozx left the game *<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
*[Tulsi -> RedBear47] ...are you going to say you have a crush on me?<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|Ninjabob1797 joined the game}}<br />
ModernBitey: hi ninjaboob<br />
<br />
(while talking about Fraps)<br />
Tulsi: I've used faps before<br />
<pre><br />
[Tulsi]: lalalalalalalala<br />
[Lalaboy]: What?<br />
</pre><br />
<pre><br />
[Member]: So you can't even advertise our server on our server?<br />
[Tulsi]: Hey guys, go join minecartrapidtransit.net! :P<br />
</pre><br />
<pre><br />
Tulsi joined the game<br />
soso123: wb<br />
[P4] Tulsi: hihih<br />
[P4] Tulsi: woops<br />
[Councillor] Tulsi: hihihi<br />
</pre><br />
<pre><br />
Tulsi: i just asked my mom to make me coffee for the first day of school and she was like "are you crazy"<br />
TrainPro: lol<br />
soso123: lol<br />
soso123: add that to your quotes Tulsi<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
=={{u|Uglyname}}==<br />
<br />
*Buns of steel<br />
*Uglyname: Bye<br />
<br />
waits for response*<br />
<br />
still waiting*<br />
<br />
Uglyname: Bye Uglyname<br />
<br />
Uglyname: Ok Uglyname bye<br />
<br />
Random Citizen: Bye<br />
<br />
Another Random Dude: Bye<br />
<br />
Yet Another: Bye<br />
<br />
*<nowiki>*Uglyname randomly cries*</nowiki><br />
<br />
Uglyname randomly laughs*<br />
<br />
Uglyname randomly cries*<br />
<br />
Benie: Uglyname do you have to do that?<br />
<br />
Uglyname: No<br />
<br />
Benie: Well then stop<br />
<br />
*wasnt there this famous other yoshi?<br />
<br />
==Underscore11==<br />
<br />
*how does one gasp and shout tnx in minecraft<br />
<br />
==underscorepie==<br />
<br />
[Councillor] underscorepie: data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxMSEhUTExMWFRUXGBUXGBgXFRgYGBgWFxUYFhcYFxcaHSgiGh0lGxYXITEhJSorLi4uFx8zODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OGxAQGy0lICUtLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLy0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLy0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLS0tLf/AABEIAQEAxAMBEQACEQEDEQH/x<br />
[Councillor] underscorepie: wait<br />
[Councillor] underscorepie: oop<br />
[Senator+] Starcubed: base64<br />
[Councillor] Racer395: um<br />
[Senator+] SilverBubble: bsed64<br />
[Discord] cosmon: bruh<br />
[Councillor] Racer395: u good pie?<br />
[Councillor] underscorepie: [[https://www.mobygames.com/images/promo/original/1479231352-150486854.png]]<br />
[Senator+] Starcubed: funny quotes<br />
[Senator+] Starcubed: she clicked 'copy image' too quickly<br />
<br />
[Councillor+] underscorepie: people use this chat?<br />
[Senator+] hvt2011: no<br />
[Senator+] hvt2011: ded chat<br />
[Councillor+] underscorepie: someone just used it tho<br />
[Senator+] hvt2011: ded chat<br />
<br />
* your moms pronouns are she/her i asked<br />
<br />
your dad<br />
thats it that's my april fools prank<br />
<br />
=={{u|DasNexus|unjinz}}==<br />
<br />
*daaafuuuuuq<br />
*BaconThamesBank<br />
*Bacon.. eh Baron<br />
*Chief is the trolling god, MCYoshi is the failing god<br />
*When my internet doesn't laag, my brain does<br />
*Everything has an end. But the sausage has two :D<br />
*jphgolf4321: goes through a HUGE ravine too<br />DasNexus: That's what she said<br />Frumple joined the game<br />Frumple: Das...<br />
*(logiblocs does /kill)<br />German Minecraft: logiblocs starb<br />DasNexus: stahp<br />
*You kno' only Mario speaks like that?<br />
*\(|^^|)/<br />
*colaja953: Oh das is here too<br />DasNexus: No, I'm not. *End of holographic transfer*<br />DasNexus left the game<br />
*That's pissible too. *possible LOL<br />
<br />
*Kraftler1 Joined The Game*<br />
Kraftler1: *COUGH*<br />
*Kraftler1 Left The Game*<br />
<br />
*I can Draw Bridges, but I can't build Drawbridges<br />
*Damn straight? I have no idea what that means :D<br />
*I hate it when a sentence just suddenly<br />
<br />
TonyTajiri: So, Ardy you'd like to build an SMP with me?<br />
ArdyArd: lets get some other dudes<br />
[unjinz -> ArdyArd] suggestive<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] 1g/5<br />
[Mayor] sesese9: g? how much is there in 1?<br />
[Mayor+] unjinz: *2 hours laterrrr* 1za<br />
<br />
[Councillor] Supykun: Here's a sentence we Busaners LOVE to use: *Korean Characters*<br />
[Councillor] Supykun: "Ga gagaga ga, Ga agaga ga?"<br />
[Mayor+] unjinz: The new Song by Lady Gaga<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: LOL<br />
<br />
[Senator+] frogggggg: lol my port is bigger than my airfeild<br />
[Senator+] unjinz: airfailed.<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: what dies in an apple over the air<br />
unjinz: Airbob Squarerudder<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
I'm pining the server now, not a real problem<br />
*pining<br />
*PINGING<br />
<br />
[SoaPuffball (me) -> unjinz] can you pls roast me<br />
[unjinz -> SoaPuffball (me)] It's too early, no BBQ yet<br />
[SoaPuffball (me) -> unjinz] :3<br />
<br />
(whilst talking about F-Zero)<br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}} Airplaneguy9: m u t e c i t y<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|unjinz}} {{color|orange|muted player}} {{color|red|city}} {{color|orange|for 23 hours, 59 minutes}}<br />
<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod]}} unjinz: I'm seriously unsure whether crimson has some really nasty cerebral disease or not<br />
<br />
*I am not an onion. I think<br />
<br />
=={{u|UnknownSilent}}==<br />
CaptLincoln: Do you know what MRT stands for?<br />
UnknownSilent: Masive Rat Territory<br />
<br />
=={{u|jphgolf4321|Valkorion314}}==<br />
<br />
*umm... did someone just poop a mini superflat world? (During the Great AFK Box event)<br />
*Robin: I just found out TNT minecarts don't work on the MRT | JPH: There is a reason they are banned and his name is MinecraftYoshi26<br />
<br />
Epicslinke: OK, my twitch is ready<br />
Jphgolf4321: you're twitching? You should see a doctor about that.<br />
<br />
*frumple youre acting very chiefy... are you ok?<br />
*There must be something in that rice...<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Toaro: jph are you available?<br />
KittyCat11231 was slain by jphgolf4321 using [Yes.]<br />
Tulsi: xDD<br />
Toaro: lol<br />
Toaro: ok i guess hes available<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
KittysEvilTwin: ATTN: The 47th Catronics store in Sealane is complete<br />
jphgolf4321: Sealane has 47 Catronics stores?<br />
Soleurs: God help Sealane.<br />
KittysEvilTwin: no the MRT does :P<br />
Soleurs: God help the MRT.<br />
<br />
*{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked chiefbozx for this is how you kick a chief.}}<br />
<br />
jphgolf4321: bbl<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|jphgolf4321 joined the game}}<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|jphgolf4321 left the game}}<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|jphgolf4321 joined the game}}<br />
jphgolf4321: yeah forgot to unvanish<br />
jphgolf4321: so... for reals this time<br />
jphgolf4321: stupid darmok<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|jphgolf4321 left the game}}<br />
<br />
*Vulpicula is on his second account*<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked Dogz9221 for pls dont do that again kthxbai.}}<br />
<br />
MC_Protocol: I Realized that im Inkickable<br />
{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} kicked MC_Protocol for famous last words, eh MC.}}<br />
<br />
'''{{color|orange|[Mod]}}''' {{color|gray|jphgolf4321:}} just don't bring any of that "Damn, Daniel" stuff around here<br />
'''{{color|orange|[Mod]}}''' {{color|gray|MinecraftYoshi26:}} DAMN Daniel<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 died (''Killed By jph'')<br />
jphgolf4321 died (''killed by yoshi'')<br />
'''{{color|orange|[Mod]}}''' {{color|gray|MinecraftYoshi26:}} DAMN jph<br />
<br />
ByteMega: jph can I ask you a very serious question?<br />
jphgolf4321: sure thing mega<br />
ByteMega: s ?<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|ByteMega left the game.}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked ByteMega for s..}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|Toaro has joined the game.}}<br />
Toaro: hey<br />
jphgolf4321: what time is it at your side, Toaro?<br />
Toaro: 1am<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked Toaro for go to bed.}}<br />
<br />
[Lottery] Frumple just bought 20 tickets!<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: frumple did you already buy 20 tickets?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: for the last lotto<br />
[Owner] Frumple: which I didn't win<br />
[Owner] Frumple: again<br />
[Mayor] SilverBubble: being an owner<br />
[Mayor] SilverBubble: has its downsides<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: it was supposed to be my turn to rig it dammit<br />
[Mayor] SilverBubble: jphgolf is shillary!<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: pls no<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: jphgolf. snapshotted. quoted.<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: *slaps jphgolf4321 for don't rig it.<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: >implying it wasn't rigged from the start<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: <$1,000 lost on buying lotto tickets<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: $1000><br />
<br />
* Frumple is now AFK.<br />
mjpwwf: *box*<br />
SoaPuffball: the boxes are coming!<br />
SoaPuffball: take cover frumple!<br />
* Frumple is no longer AFK.<br />
Frumple: come fite me<br />
mjpwwf: uuhhh.wav<br />
jphgolf4321: IRL or in Fortnite<br />
SoaPuffball: where we dropping bois<br />
SilverBubble: forkknife<br />
Frumple: both<br />
<br />
==VernCow==<br />
Skelezomperman... Frumple's a mod<br />
i mean owner<br />
OWNER<br />
<br />
*I thought that an octopus has 8 testicals.<br />
<br />
''When VernCow wins the first not a clay challenge.''<br />
VernCow: I would also like to give my thanks to my iguana<br />
VernCow: who is sitting on my lap<br />
VernCow: watching me play<br />
VernCow: minecraft<br />
(after a while)<br />
VernCow: I LOVE YOU MOMMY!<br />
<br />
*I once put maturnity instead of maturity in a Mineplex trainee application.<br />
<br />
VernCow joined the game.<br />
Frumple: Draw in 1 sec<br />
_Kastle won the last lotto<br />
[Lottery] VernCow has bought 5 tickets!<br />
VernCow: Aww :(<br />
Frumple: This will be the last lotto<br />
Vern won the last lotto<br />
Someone: Kastle (stroke) VernCow won the last lotto<br />
Frumple: No more lottos after this one<br />
[Lottery] SoSo123 has bought 5 tickets!<br />
<br />
=={{u|Vexpix}}==<br />
*chiefboxz has joined the game*<br />
Vexpix: Hi Cheif!<br />
*lightning bolts*<br />
Vexpix: Hey Cheif, can I have a WorldEdit?<br />
*lightning bolts*<br />
Vexpix: Thanks Cheif!<br />
*lightning bolts*<br />
<br />
* <br />
<br />
=={{u|Vickiposa}}==<br />
<br />
*Dark energy is science for voodoo witch magic<br />
*unfortunately i dont think there's any good runways the length of an adult human<br />
<br />
(in discord #general)<br />
Megascatterbomb: also did @Vickiposa mistake #announcements for a normal chat channel just then Xd<br />
Vickiposa: oof<br />
Vickiposa: yes i just did<br />
Citybuilder_: Bad vicki<br />
Citybuilder: :x:<br />
Citybuilder: good job<br />
Vickiposa: better than crashing the server imho<br />
Citybuilder: xD<br />
camelfantasy: don't worry, it'll happen eventually<br />
<br />
wbhob: what goes in a park<br />
Vickiposa: park things<br />
wbhob: ''thank you vicki''<br />
Vickiposa: np<br />
wbhob: am i missing anything<br />
Vickiposa: birds<br />
Vickiposa: particularly pidgeons<br />
Vickiposa: some may be purple<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: why am i lagging<br />
Vickiposa: idk, may be your pc in larkspur<br />
SoaPuffball: wat<br />
Vickiposa: your pc lagging because you have to mess with larkspur<br />
SoaPuffball: wat<br />
<br />
* stealing peoples' money when shocking them is the very definition of robbery, assault, and battery<br />
<br />
nothing to see here<br />
<br />
=={{u|Vulpicula}}==<br />
(In Mumble P1)<br />
Vulpicula: Maybe if we say Hightech's name three times, he'll join.<br />
Lalaboy: Um<br />
Vulpicula: Maybe Hightech will join, maybe Hightech won't.<br />
[Hightech_TR Entered Channel]<br />
[Muffled laughter from Vulpicula and Lalaboy]<br />
<br />
Vulpicula burned to death.<br />
Vulpicula: TIL: Milk does not put out a fire.<br />
<br />
[Senator] Vulpicula: Camel: Ardy's system was an utter catastrophy<br />
[Senator] Vulpicula: Ardy: lol<br />
[Senator] Vulpicula: I just love how that played out<br />
<br />
Mezzanine? Still not sure what that is.<br />
Is that a type of medicine?<br />
"Mezzanine, the premier cure for irritable bowel syndrome"<br />
<br />
AP_Red: What did your coach say about feeding the horse things found on the ground?<br />
Vulpi: "MORE COCAINE?"<br />
<br />
Programming in a nutshell, ranges anywhere from "This is quite fun :D" to "DAMN YOU ALAN TURING!"<br />
<br />
Everything below my knees is cold and stiff. Send an amberlamps<br />
Derp term for ambulance<br />
<br />
(When talking about a RaiLinQ station with a colorful roof) This looks like someone barfed skittles onto the roof<br />
<br />
(After Tom_Pairs wins the lottery)<br />
Vulpicula: tom you've got two options.<br />
Vulpicula: give $35 to everyone online<br />
Vulpicula: or<br />
Vulpicula: stabby stabby'<br />
Tom_Pairs: Someone please put that on funny quotes<br />
Vulpicula: STABBY STABBY<br />
*Tom Shocks Vulpicula*<br />
[Unknown]: Tom chose shocky shocky<br />
<br />
*...heaven you wanna do one of your large "vulpi made a ****up and needs a large section moved a block" W/Es?<br />
<br />
mjpwwf: So...wild curiosity.how powerful is the nderdragon class? :P<br />
Vulpicula: it farts death and breathes poison<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: Always confuse megascatterbomb for megamc<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
megascatterbomb: remember im the one called megascatterbomb<br />
SoaPuffball: and bytemega is the one called megamc<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: c_r_s_a__<br />
Vulpicula: Crossiant?<br />
MojangChan: corussant<br />
Vulpicula: It's clearly Crossiant.<br />
<br />
* Vulpicula is no longer AFK.<br />
Vulpicula: HONK<br />
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza<br />
Vulpicula: HONK<br />
Vulpicula: wait s-t<br />
Vulpicula: ABORTABORT<br />
SoaPuffball: you can't abort :P<br />
Vulpicula: can i abort you<br />
<br />
Pueffie: And good evening, everyone, welcome to this new iteration of the M. J. Pueff Show...<br />
Pueffie: ...where we take your calls about everything wrong with the United Cities.<br />
Pueffie: Telephone 1-800-NOT-REAL...<br />
* Vulpicula calls.<br />
Vulpicula: "A UNITED CITIES DIPLOMAT ATE MY CAT!"<br />
Pueffie: And who's our first caller, Mrs. Pueff? *mumbling off mic*<br />
Pueffie: Did you catch exactly who did such a dastardly act?<br />
Vulpicula: "...well, it wasn't… my cat. I didn't see it either."<br />
Vulpicula: "...my friend said that his friend saw a UC diplomat inhale his cat.."<br />
Pueffie: "In that case, you are a mere conspiracy theorist, and I have no time or sympathy for you. Who's our next caller?"<br />
Vulpicula: "You're just trying to surpress the truth about TRONC eating cats!"<br />
Vulpicula: "...wait, this is the TRONC line, right?"<br />
Pueffie: "Okay, now hold it. I thought you said it was a UC diplomat who ate your cat, and now you're talking about TRONC.<br />
Vulpicula: "...he was both1"<br />
Vulpicula: both!*<br />
Vulpicula: "...they're the same thing, right?"<br />
Pueffie: "Sir, I have one question, if I may..."<br />
Pueffie: "...what drugs have you been taking in the last hour?"<br />
Vulpicula: "Yes."<br />
Pueffie: "That explains it. Good day."<br />
Pueffie: "We'll be back after this obscene profit break."<br />
<br />
''When talking about trams, curved buildings and diagonal canals:''<br />
autobus22: Come to think of it: before I came along this town was very straight.<br />
autobus22: Now we have multiple angled and curved buildings<br />
Vulpicula: Yeah, you put chemicals in the water and turned it gay. >:V<br />
<br />
* Vulpicula twitches.<br />
* TheGreenKangaroo YouTubes<br />
* Conric005 sneezes<br />
* Frumple raises an eyebrow<br />
* brombrombromley Periscopes.<br />
* Vickiposa exists<br />
* TheGreenKangaroo is dead<br />
* Echohue screams<br />
TheGreenKangaroo died<br />
Player TheGreenKangaroo took their own life.<br />
* brombrombromley vimeos<br />
supykun: * I do not have access to the * command.<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: ...wait, Espi, did you get demoted ?e-e<br />
SoaPuffball: no?<br />
EspiDev: ??<br />
LegendOfYukari: espi was never staff?<br />
Echohue: wat<br />
EspiDev: wat<br />
Vickiposa: espi has always been governor<br />
camelfantasy: wat<br />
<br />
[Discord] SqwidgyLegs: According to estimates<br />
Conric004: im really good at drowning a carton of goldfish in 15 minutes<br />
Vulpicula: I read Sqwidgy and Conric's messages as just one<br />
Vulpicula: "according to estimates im really good at drowning a carton of goldfish in 15 minutes"<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: i'm running out of building ideas yet again<br />
lil_shadow59: nuclear power plant<br />
SoaPuffball: nope<br />
lil_shadow59: coal power plant<br />
SoaPuffball: no power plants<br />
Vulpicula: wind turbine<br />
SoaPuffball: not really a building<br />
Vulpicula: a cardboard box with a wind turbine on it<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: yadda yadda two weeks to finish yadda yadda you know the dirll<br />
Vulpicula: enjoy your yellow block of a house<br />
<br />
(night map dynmap is rendering for the first time in the new world)<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: dim life in the nightlight / evening light, watch it fly / pitch black lights, starry skies, a stellar evening of glinting shadows<br />
Vulpicula: yes yes<br />
Vulpicula: dim life<br />
Vulpicula: now excuse me while i carve a roast into dynmap<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: "Also please don't ask me to join Mumble when I join, as I will most likely not. Please. No "soa mumble?" requests. Besides you won't hear me often, as I use the chat/text-to-speech function every single time, so no I'm not joining Mumble."<br />
SoaPuffball: inb4 "soa mumble?"<br />
Vulpicula: soa<br />
Vulpicula: discord?<br />
SoaPuffball: sure<br />
SoaPuffball: not vc<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: soa skype?<br />
Vulpicula: soa<br />
Vulpicula: AIM?<br />
SoaPuffball: i don't use skype<br />
SoaPuffball: ok this is getting riddiculous<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: soa toll free telephone call?<br />
Echohue: soa, telegraph?<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: anything new since i last visited<br />
Vulpicula: did you see that tight alley yet?<br />
Vulpicula: wait you've seen it you built a godd**g comet cafe there<br />
<br />
*Hey I self contain my stupidity. It's why I've got my own island. >:V<br />
<br />
AP_Red: chat's a bit quiet tonight<br />
MaxStewartS: Mhm<br />
* Vulpicula is no longer AFK.<br />
Vulpicula: '''LOUD NOISES'''<br />
* Vulpicula is now AFK.<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: There was a TAR pitstop here yonks ago, yesyes.<br />
autobus22: "Yonks ago"<br />
<br />
*Stone sticks, if you think about it, its most metals.<br />
<br />
MgWn: btw has any mod kicked itself<br />
Player Vulpicula kicked Vulpicula for Yes.<br />
London150: XD<br />
MgWn: XD<br />
<br />
*I think I should either stop drinking, or continue drinking. That'll either fix things, or give me a valid excuse to f*** up more.<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: ...why the wizards***s do I have a pumpkin?<br />
Vulpicula joined the game.<br />
Pueffie: wizards***s? xD<br />
<br />
Vulpicula joined the game.<br />
SansNotLuigi: vulpickle<br />
Vulpicula: sans I will shove a Ouija board down your throat if you ever call me that again. >:v<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: you bet your a*** I'm high<br />
Vulpicula: wait what<br />
<br />
[Discord] SilverBubble: ur hovercraft is full of sun eels?<br />
[Discord] Vulpicula: my hovercraft is full of eels<br />
<br />
Metromap_svg: wanna rate my mobile missile launcher lol<br />
Megafro: yes i will rate your MOBILE MISSILE INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSLE LAUNCHER ICBM<br />
Metromap_svg: ebic<br />
Metromap_svg: for protection<br />
Metromap_svg: of those who will be watching the presidential election<br />
Metromap_svg: so they wont be nuked by the republicans or shot by crazy antifa democrats<br />
[Discord] Vulpicula: You forgot the Vulpi<br />
[Discord] Vulpicula: With his recreational McNukes.<br />
<br />
Worrski: <s>i ship</s><br />
Worrski left the game.<br />
Player Vulpicula kicked Worrski for Shipping in a non-ship zone..<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: the rule conveniently came into effect three seconds before i kicked you<br />
Vulpicula: it was decided at the uh...<br />
Vulpicula: VSM. Yep.<br />
Vulpicula: oh yeah<br />
Vulpicula: the next VSM will be on a name change<br />
Vulpicula: thinking 'not the VSM' will be a good way to hide things.<br />
Worrski: anyways I don;t listen to the rules of the VSM<br />
Worrski: I'm gonna call this Mosspicula<br />
Worrski left the game.<br />
Player Vulpicula kicked Worrski for Violating VSM rules..<br />
<br />
frogggggg: soa, you have ownership of aviation right?<br />
[Discord] Vulpicula: Honk<br />
[Discord] Vulpicula: Can confirm, soa owns the entire aviation industry<br />
<br />
notsanta925 left the game.<br />
Player Vulpicula temporarily banned notsanta925 for 1 minute: Cheapskate..<br />
Oshawott_12: lmao<br />
Winterecie: wat<br />
Winterecie: why<br />
Player chiefbozx unbanned notsanta925<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: orange is the spirit<br />
SilverBubble: i am orange<br />
SilverBubble: orange is me<br />
SilverBubble left the game.<br />
Player Vulpicula kicked SilverBubble for orange is my favourite colour to kick :D<br />
<br />
*yeehaw, goring a road<br />
*MRT fundraising idea: hardcover books containing the funny quotes page<br />
<br />
Winterecie: is this the krusty krab?<br />
Vulpicula: wrong<br />
Vulpicula: this<br />
Vulpicula: is<br />
SansNotLuigi: nickelback<br />
Winterecie: sparta<br />
Player Vulpicula kicked Winterecie for SPARTA.<br />
<br />
*Sometimes I don't think you even appreciate the work I spend kicking you for s***s and giggles, soa. </3<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: Had a big dinner, though. Cooked itself.<br />
Vulpicula: My chicken did not turn the oven and hop in, I promise.<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: HMMMM<br />
Vulpicula: another hmmm<br />
Vulpicula: minor, but another hmmmm<br />
<br />
''in Discord VC''<br />
underscorepie: ''(playing Star Fox 64)'' Damn, I had balls to do that!<br />
Vulpicula: ...but you don't have any balls, pie (pie is a girl)<br />
''(laughing from pie and Airplaneguy9)''<br />
<br />
*Pretty sure the main thing that keeps soa going is his drive to make others lose the game.<br />
<br />
godzilltrain: hate to break it to you Vulp, but when I was a staff member for the 2nd time I built 76 new MRT stations... In that time I think you built 1 :P<br />
godzilltrain left the game.<br />
Player godzilltrain was kicked by Vulpicula for yes but can you do this.<br />
<br />
SantaThameslink: Because they get air in it ready so when it enters the water Sub, the skirt is then able to float the craft<br />
Vulpicula: ...question<br />
Vulpicula: Why is a boat wearing a skirt?<br />
Moj1014: yes the boat is femboy<br />
<br />
==Weier==<br />
Weier: fred can you please explain your ad<br />
SoaPuffball: Weier you ride fred rail<br />
Weier: ?<br />
JM_Ijsselwroomen: just ride it<br />
Weier: where<br />
JM_Ijsselwroomen: it'll answer all your questions<br />
JM_Ijsselwroomen: at the fred rail station<br />
Weier: which is at<br />
JM_Ijssenroomen: the location in which Fred Rail trains load and offload passengers<br />
<br />
[Discord] Weier: Is London in London<br />
unjinz: Is Weier in Weier<br />
unjinz: Is RacCort in RacCort?<br />
[Discord] Weier: Is unjinz in unjinz<br />
unjinz: The important questions<br />
<br />
CodyHM: Log e oof <br />
Weier: Sorry im in my Calm down cabin in Skoghiem<br /><br />
<br />
''on Discord VC''<br />
''(Weier crosses street, a French exchange is heard)''<br />
Weier: Sorry, some guy scolded me cos I forgot traffic lights existed<br />
Airplaneguy9: DID YOU JUST JAYWALK ON VC<br />
*Pogwarts school of accounting<br />
[Member+] Airplaneguy9: weir tpa<br />
[Mayor+] Weier: tpaccept<br />
''(Weier gets teleported to a random snowy biome)''<br />
[Mayor+] Weier: where this<br />
[Member+] Airplaneguy9: have fun<br />
[Mayor+] Weier: have I been abandoned in the middle of nowhere<br />
[Member+] Airplaneguy9: yeah<br />
[Member+] Airplaneguy9: :DD <br />
[Mayor+] Weier: f lol<br />
''(a little later, Weier sends another tpa request, and Airplane tpas him to the bottom of the ocean)''<br />
[Mayor+] Weier: where the hell am i lol<br />
[Member+] Airplaneguy9: you should know better than to tpa again<br />
<br />
Weier joined the server<br />
[Mayor+] DintyB: hewwo<br />
[Senator+] crimsonf0x: Hewwo!<br />
''(His Minecraft client crashes)''<br />
[Discord] Weier: Minecraft whyyy<br />
[Mayor+] DintyB: f<br />
[Discord] AirplaneNiner: lol<br />
[Discord] Weier: Worrkkk<br />
[Senator+] crimsonf0x: LOL<br />
[Discord] AirplaneNiner: here we go again<br />
<br />
Weier went off with a bang due to a firework fired from [Fast Boi Spawn Egg Version 3.0 by kyyl_] by Weier<br />
[Mayor+] Weier: take that painted<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] mi_aquamarine: are you jealous<br />
[Senator+] Starcubed: wire are you jealous<br />
[Mayor+] Weier: I- I'm not jealous at all! b- baka<br />
''(Later)''<br />
[Mayor+] Weier: you made me say a cringe line for no reaction<br />
[Mayor+] mi_aquamarine: ?<br />
[Mayor+] Weier: your punishment is an afk box<br />
[Mayor+] mi_aquamarine: what is this cringe line<br />
[Senator+] Starcubed: oh<br />
[Senator+] Starcubed: [M] Weier: I- I'm not jealous at all! b- baka<br />
[Senator+] Starcubed: someone quote this<br />
[Mayor+] mi_aquamarine: oh<br />
[Mayor+] Weier: you asked me if I wasa jealous<br />
[Mayor+] mi_aquamarine: i can't or else my computer will accidentally censor the entire page (don't ask)<br />
[Senator+] Starcubed: don't ask don't tell<br />
[Mayor+] Weier: this isn't going on my funny quotes righht<br />
[Senator+] Starcubed: i made weier say baka<br />
<br />
[Discord] Weier: Fake join messages are like the first thing a Jew supporter does<br />
[Discord] cosmon: jew supporter? <br />
[Discord] Weier: Autocorrect no<br />
[Discord] Weier: *new supporter<br />
<br />
[Councillor] _fwisTheFool: does anyone other than hightech has a custom restaurant franchise?<br />
[Mayor+] Weier: lol<br />
[Mayor+] Weier: why<br />
[Councillor] _fwisTheFool: i have 2 eat and bowls already<br />
[Mayor+] Weier: <s>those are rookie numbers</s><br />
[Senator+] Hightech_TR: weier no<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: how is rice and cheese any different from mac and cheese<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Ooooookay this is going in the wrong direction<br />
[Discord] Weier: Just no<br />
[Discord] Weier: Frosty I'm disappointed in your dietary palate<br />
[Discord] Aqua: Sometimes I eat fruit with cream cheese<br />
[Discord] Weier: I'm not angry just disappointed<br />
Missa_Solemnis: Oh goodness, Aqua<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: :((<br />
[Discord] Melecie: <s>how about cheese with cheese</s><br />
[Discord] Weier: Rice with rice<br />
[Discord] Aqua: rice with air<br />
[Discord] Melecie: air with air<br />
[Discord] Aqua: Give 3 reasons why cheese and rice don't go together<br />
Missa_Solemnis: (1) No. (2) No. (3) No.<br />
[Discord] Melecie: ok<br />
[Discord] Melecie: create an essay then :P<br />
Missa_Solemnis: this is cursed<br />
[Discord] Weier: Rice and cheese don’t belong together. <nowiki><br> one of the reasons I believe this is because No. <br> secondly, No. <br> finally, I think a compelling argument might be No. <br></nowiki> to summarize, No.<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}Weier: let's commit warcrimes in yugoslavia epsilon together<br />
<br />
Weier: How is humour dry<br />
Weier: Can humour be wet<br />
Weier: Can it be humid<br />
<br />
[Discord] Weier: Frick<br />
[Discord] Weier: I applied too much force and impaled my banana<br />
[Mayor] chimata: how<br />
[Mayor+] aindrigo: your.. what?<br />
[Councillor] OttersMeep: with too much force<br />
[Premier+] LDShadowLord: I pray that's not a euphamism<br />
[Discord] Weier: . . .<br />
[Discord] Weier: Curved yellow fruit grown in tropical regions<br />
[Mod+] DintyB: /discordshock weier<br />
[Discord] Weier: Since I just cut my nails it used to be very easy to open the banana but now I need to apply lots of force<br />
[Discord] Weier: Which is why it has now exploded onto the table<br />
<br />
=={{u|Welcome99}}==<br />
<br />
*FINALLY, I GOT SHOCKED BY CHIEF FOR THE FIRST TIME! (When chief shocked everyone)<br />
<br />
Welcome99: I think there's a terrorist attack<br />
Welcome99: coz I hear TNTs<br />
chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26<br />
Welcome99: yoshis the terrorist XD<br />
<br />
*fyfe in a BATMOBILE! (when thomasfyfe overtook Welcome99 on the road)<br />
*the wonders of typo..<br />
*DAT SUSPENSE!<br />
<br />
(Welcome99 was asking for a WorldEdit)<br />
Welcome99: Since yoshi is here...<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 left the game<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: Give me time, I just joined...<br />
<br />
(MinecraftYoshi26 was WorldEditing per request by Welcome99 [WorldEditing was done while vanishing to make Welcome99 suprised])<br />
Welcome99: You did not see me fart!<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: Eww<br />
<br />
*(while talking to _frozen) Have you ever nusted your kids? (meant to say busted)<br />
<br />
tarheelscouse: I'm gonna afk for a couple of moments<br />
Welcome99: A couple of months?<br />
<br />
=={{u|willowars}}==<br />
willowars: what happesn when you get kicked<br />
unjimas: You get kicked, willowars<br />
Starcubed: lets read jokes for minecrafters<br />
willowars: so can you rejoing<br />
Vickiposa: you leave the server, but can just come back<br />
Halfy_Crafty: ye<br />
unjimas: Yes. See:<br />
willowars: oh<br />
willowars: got it<br />
willowars left the server (he has been kicked)<br />
Halfy_Crafty XD<br />
CaptainChimpy xD<br />
Vickiposa xD<br />
willowars joined the server<br />
unjimas xD<br />
willowars Makes sense now<br />
<br />
==willywilson123==<br />
willywilson123: "at each tim I hic up my heart feel like it pooping out my body"<br />
<br />
==[[User:Wipeout111|Wipeout111]]==<br />
<br />
*Echo stacks a building<br />
Wipeout111 fell from a high place<br />
wipeout111: Buildings without roofs officially improve chances of suicide<br />
''After the roof gets built''<br />
wipeout111: Oh no, the roof got built :(<br />
wipeout111: I'll just jump off the other one instead<br />
<br />
I should submit a Fuck Why Is Everyone Dying GSM event proposal so the word fuck could be on a GSM agenda. (10 seconds later) Ok thats the most immature thing I've said dont put this on my funny quotes page.<br />
<br />
MIKE24DUDE: Where is wipeout<br />
PtldKnight: Idk<br />
Wipeout111: somewhere over the rainbow<br />
<br />
''While playing Among Us'' <br><br />
I dont think Johngi knows what walking is<br />
<br />
EliteNeon: inb4: Bill Wartz: '''stolen!'''<br />
Wipeout111: Hey you stole the word stolen!<br />
<br />
[Discord] chiefbozx: hey @hvt2011 we have too many brain cells<br />
[Mayor+] worrski": :zany_face:<br />
[Mayor+] Wipeout111: *hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut*<br />
[Mayor+] Wipeout111: :O<br />
[Mayor] chimata: there can never be too many brain cells<br />
[Mayor+] Wipeout111: welcome to the mrt<br />
[Mayor+] Wipeout111: we have a strict cap<br />
[Mayor+] Wipeout111: of 3 and a half<br />
<br />
==Worrski==<br />
<br />
*kazeshima has more islands than I have reasons to live<br />
<br />
Worrski: northern region is a gr8 place to incest in as it's close to A92 and MRT<br />
<br />
*ha tb tried so hard to be commie and bing china rejected em but haversham was proudly democratic and we got the [unknown] lol (Referring to how [[Haversham]] shows up when searching for the MRT wiki on bing.com.cn, as seen [https://www.bit.ly/2XGwvIi here])<br />
*Just skip the see and say, just smite<br />
*if you ever feel left out remember that no one calls sese sesese, imagine how lonely the third se and the 9 must be<br />
*alr this was fun, time to make experimental Vulpicula yodelcore<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] worrski: im bulldozing land to make room for big rode :D<br />
[Admin+] SimonScholar: bulldozing land? MRT social credit score -50<br />
* Frumple selects the "bulldoze tool" in SimCity 2000 and clicks all over the screen<br />
<br />
=={{u|woorich999}}==<br />
SoSo123: Talon where are you from?<br />
TalonPlays: dc<br />
SoSo123: Washington, D.C.?<br />
TalonPlays: no, freaking north korea dc<br />
woorich999: DCRK<br />
<br />
woorich999: if you're missing a building, you can quickly get a RichPlus Fuel Station in your town<br />
SoaPuffball: nah<br />
SoaPuffball: already have 10<br />
time2makemymove: TEN FUEL STATIONS?!?!?!?!?<br />
time2makemymove: jk<br />
woorich999: lol<br />
woorich999: someone gets councillor with ten gas stations and calls it Rest Stop<br />
time2mamemymove: lel<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
<br />
woorich999: build that A-road<br />
chiefbozx: woorich i will when your plans start making sense<br />
<br />
MaxStewartS: Tp me to woo plz<br />
woorich999: staff are not a taxi service max<br />
<br />
woorich999: You can't break me; I already snorted everything<br />
<br />
woorich999 fell from a high place<br />
woorich999 (in Mumble): I'm suing IntraRail.<br />
<br />
=={{u|xplayman}}==<br />
<br />
*This is why we can't have nice things<br />
*I was the first one to get member status<br />
*D@#$it Chief!<br />
<br />
==Yellowitcher==<br />
'''CaptainChimpy: Guys, I know AP's real name!'''<br />
Someone: I assume there is A and P in it?<br />
Someone else: Adam... Parker?<br />
CaptainChimpy: No :P<br />
(After a while)<br />
Yellowitcher: Arry Potter?<br />
<br />
'''Soso123: Guys do you like [[Freedon]]?'''<br />
MegaMC: Yes.<br />
Yellowitcher: No thanks, I'd rather be a slave :P<br />
<br />
Yellowitcher: Who wants a fat in Lutetia?<br />
Yellowitcher: *flat*<br />
SoSo123: me<br />
Yellowitcher: to<br />
SoSo123: I will still buy some fat<br />
SoSo123: I'm so skinny<br />
<br />
==Yoshilover_man==<br />
<br />
*Yoshi: I GOT SUPPORTER | Kitty: now u can spam the chat everyday with bold colors like cody does! | Yoshi: <span style="color:#32CD32"> YAY </span><br />
<br />
*why are there so many sad words that start with S?<br />
<br />
=={{u|yoshininja}}==<br />
<br />
*what is bangin? (after robang says hi)<br />
<br />
=={{u|zaxbyschicken}}==<br />
<br />
cgc747: sorry, relog.<br />
zaxbyschicken I want to relog<br />
*zaxbyschicken has left the game*<br />
*zaxbyschicken has joined the game*<br />
zaxbyschicken: What is the point of Relog?<br />
hntredtie: To help ease major lag<br />
cgc747: My computer had a lag attack a minute ago.<br />
zaxbyschicken: Then I just did a Pointles Relog<br />
cgc747: XD<br />
<br />
=={{u|zomghi5}}==<br />
SoaPuffball: but there's bleach<br />
zomghi5: SHOTS!<br />
zomghi5: Nvm<br />
zomghi5: Wait, please tell me you can drink it<br />
<br />
==sasha9076==<br />
Sasha: What is the TAR?<br />
<br />
CowsInTheSky: the amazing race<br />
<br />
Sasha: AH<br />
<br />
=={{color|Orange|[}}{{color|DarkRed|Broadcast}}{{color|Orange|]}} / {{color|Orange|Console}} / {{colorbox|white|[Server]}} / MRTMusicBot / [{{color|yellow|Lottery}}]==<br />
<br />
At the exact same time:<br />
<br />
*CortesiRaccoon joined the game.<br />
*QueenSmae joined the game.<br />
*VernCow joined the game.<br />
<br />
*I just sliced your head, James<br />
<br />
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs<br />
[broadcast] <plugDJ link><br />
autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!<br />
[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo<br />
<br />
autobus22: broadcast, want a hug from a cactus again? I don't accept these prices!<br />
[Broadcast] Nao, auto, naooo<br />
<br />
<br />
[Trustee] Amtrak_pug: anyone vanished<br />
[Broadcast] nope<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] People still in:<br />
[Broadcast] nopro_, jphgolf4321, and jphgolf4321!<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: wat<br />
[Councillor] Skelezomperman: LOL<br />
[Mod] Just_robinho: Wat?<br />
[Mod] jphgolf1234 i win twice?<br />
[Broadcast] woops<br />
[Broadcast] i derp<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: fantastic<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: 11/8 yoshi<br />
[Broadcast] derp derp derp<br />
[Broadcast] nopro_, jphgolf4321, and Just_robinho are left!<br />
<br />
*[Broadcast] lets play "who the heck is on broadcast" game<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] GSM will be soon<br />
[Senator] mine_man_: "soon"<br />
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: yayyy<br />
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: lol<br />
[Broadcast] just kidding april fools<br />
[Mayor+] ArdyDuck: LOL<br />
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: naoooo<br />
[Mayor] camelfantasy: clarify "soon"<br />
[Senator] mine_man_: but its august...<br />
[Broadcast] just kidding it's not april<br />
[Mayor] camelfantasy: its not april<br />
[Mayor+] TonyTajiri: A few weeks<br />
[Mayor] camelfantasy: save that for then<br />
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: time to find out!<br />
[Broadcast] now you're confused good<br />
<br />
Player Console (Chiefbozx) kicked godzilltrain for go to bed<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] ArdyDuck: what technology will people mover use?<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: idk<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: lol<br />
[Broadcast] banana<br />
<br />
(Discord #general)<br />
KevinTheLlama15: !summon<br />
MRTMusicBot: stop summoning me in this channel<br />
MRTMusicBot: im already in the Random Interludes Channel<br />
KevinTheLlama15: LOL WUT<br />
Camelfantasy: OMG the MRTMusicBot is SENTIENT<br />
<br />
*{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|Console}} kicked MinecraftYoshi26 for You have been kicked for idling more then 10 mins. Have a nice day..}}<br />
<br />
Ardy: marry me server<br />
Server: nao<br />
<br />
*[Server]: Hello I'm an 6687kittycat.What's your name?<br />
<br />
*[Broadcast]: Notice, thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it has been noted.<br />
<br />
AlikSong was sleeping and left MC running for 14 hours. Then...<br />
<br />
*{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|Console}} kicked AlikSong for Sleep well :).}}<br />
<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|Derpy_Melon (me)}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|Console}}{{color|gold|]}} is this Tom, BTB, Frozen, or Frumple?<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|Console}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|Derpy_Melon (me)}}{{color|gold|]}} does it matter?<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|ModernArt left the game.}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|Console}} kicked ModernArt for You have been kicked for idling more then 10 mins..}}<br />
{{color|orange|[{{color|red|Broadcast}}]:}} {{color|lime|What a Modern kick!}}<br />
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*[Broadcast]: Reminder: Worldedits will not be granted during the GSM: Staff will be too busy discussing road proposals and/or fighting to the death over Tacos<br />
*[[User:SoaPuffball/Broadcast Incident|[Broadcast] wheres the lamb SAUCE>>]] (Click for the full conversation!)<br />
*{{color|Orange|[}}{{color|DarkRed|Broadcast}}{{color|Orange|]}} {{color|lime|big lag, big canal. prepare to die.}} (Referring to {{u|Kastle}}'s canal worldedit)<br />
<br />
*SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES (in a random time)<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] MclaurenMaster,<br />
[Broadcast] You are now a contestant on...<br />
[Broadcast] Wordedit School!<br />
MclaurenMaster left the game<br />
<i>Five minutes later...</i><br />
MclaurenMaster joined the game <br />
[Broadcast] Attention<br />
[Broadcast] The W/E school admissions committee would like to congratulate MclaurenMaster on admission to WordEdit School!<br />
MclaurenMaster left the game<br />
<i>A minute later...</i><br />
MclaurenMaster joined the game <br />
The WordEdit School admissions committee would also like to congratulate fffelix_jan and Kel5 on admission!<br />
[Broadcast] ffelix_jan has FAILED WorldEdit School!!!!<br />
[Broadcast] BUT he might remedy himself. Stay tuned<br />
<br />
[Server] ----------- ATTENTION! -----------<br />
[Server] The server will restart in 15 minutes!<br />
[Server] Starting save...<br />
SnowPuffball_ joined the game.<br />
[Server] --------------------------------<br />
<br />
sesese9: (in Mumble): I'm not going to win the lottery...<br />
[Server]: Congrats to sesese9 for winning....<br />
Music3_0: what?<br />
KittyCat11231: wow<br />
sesese9: lol<br />
<br />
bryce_am left the game.<br />
[Lottery] Congratulations to bryce_am for winning $122!<br />
<br />
[Lottery] ModernArt just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 1s<br />
[Lottery] Congratulations to ModernArt for winning $206!<br />
[Lottery] There was a total of 20 players buying 93 tickets!<br />
<br />
*when the milkman is mentioned*<br />
[Server] SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP<br />
...<br />
[Server] SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP<br />
<br />
(SoaPuffball and megascatterbomb are boxing camelfanasy, who is known for "nuking" Bakersville)<br />
SoaPuffball: a nuke<br />
SoaPuffball: preferable sponsored by Bakersville<br />
[Broadcast] ride fred rail<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: '''''hey kastle you should get in mumble'''''<br />
[Broadcast]: kaslte mumbl<br />
<br />
[Server] ----------- ATTENTION! -----------<br />
[Mayor] SoaPuffball: ride the mrt<br />
[Server] The server will restart in 15 minutes!<br />
[Server] Starting save...<br />
_Lego_ left the game.<br />
[Server] --------------------------------<br />
[Mayor] SoaPuffball: jungle line edition<br />
<br />
InfamousColumbia: Prisoner 2187 is not here!!!<br />
[Server] Error: Prisoner 404 not found<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: camellllllllllllll<br />
[Broadcast] CAAAMEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!<br />
woorich999: '''CAMEEEEELLLL!!!!!!!'''<br />
woorich999: '''CAMEEEEELLLLAAAAAA CAAABBBBEEELLLLOOOO!!!!!!!'''<br />
frogggggg: '''WHAATHASSSHAPPENEDTOOSOCIETYYYY??????????'''<br />
<br />
(frog is offline)<br />
frogggggg has left the game.<br />
Player Console kicked frogggggg for being offline for more than 60 minutes.<br />
autobus22: 0_0<br />
nicrats: rip<br />
frogggggg joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: wait wat<br />
<br />
Tom_Pairs: and I don't win<br />
[LOTTERY] Congratulations for Tom_Pairs for winning $701!<br />
[LOTTERY] There was a total of 30 players buying 601 tickets<br />
<br />
(during GSM, two mods controlling Broadcast)<br />
[Broadcast] Pineapple on pizza good '''FACT'''<br />
[Broadcast] no<br />
[Broadcast] BS<br />
[Broadcast] yes<br />
[Broadcast] broadcast drunk today<br />
[Broadcast] Pineapple on pizza is a warnable offence<br />
<br />
(soa trying to load baltop)<br />
---- Balancetop -- Page 11/708 ---<br />
90. PamelaJacosqui, $2,960.05<br />
91. JTrain77, $2,929.51<br />
92. Duechayapol, $2,890.60<br />
93. lil_shadow59, $2,886.50<br />
Top Balances (3/27/19 1:25 AM)<br />
94. Cortesi, $2,849.55<br />
95. Toaro, $2,743.60<br />
---- Balancetop -- Pake 12/708<br />
96. Architect_21, $2,651.11<br />
99. nktrain, $2,552.78<br />
97. Ardlyn, $2,619.88<br />
100. AlikSong, $2,528.17<br />
98. SoaPuffball, $2,594.70<br />
101. angelzer0, $2,4688.77<br />
Type /balancetop 12 to read the next page.<br />
102. TMEVs, $2,440.84<br />
103. moriaofchimes, $2,253.16<br />
104. Leo_2807, $2,248.21<br />
105. Vennefly, $2,232.10<br />
<br />
/warp info viewable<br />
Error parsing arguments: No such warp 'at'.<br />
Did you mean 'republicgates'?<br />
<br />
ModernArt: server bad<br />
ModernArt: restart every decade<br />
[Broadcast] no u<br />
Cookie46910: no u broadcast<br />
MistleSoa: no u broadcast<br />
ModernArt: no u broadcast<br />
[Broadcast] bc no no u<br />
<br />
*Word on the street: buying a lotto ticket after losing dramatically increases your chance of winning next lotto<br />
*sese dakimuras next gsm<br />
<br />
cookie46910 left the game.<br />
Player Console kicked cookie46910 for You have been kicked for idling more than 15 minutes..<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 left the game.<br />
Player Console kicked Frosty_Creeper10 for You have been kicked for idling more than 15 minutes..<br />
SoaPuffball: oof x2<br />
rocko6alex: killing spree<br />
SoaPuffball: there's a serial killer?<br />
rocko6alex: yeah its the console<br />
SoaPuffball: bad console :x:<br />
<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|mi_aquamarine (me)}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|Console}}{{color|gold|]}} hi<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|Console}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|mi_aquamarine (me)}}{{color|gold|]}} Hello.<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} mi_aquamarine: WHAT<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] Broadcast is ephemeral. Broadcast is eternal. Broadcast is above the law. War is peace, freedom is slavery, and broadcast is funni meme xd.<br />
(later, after police conversation with London)<br />
[Broadcast] Your police reform bill now contains legislature about cheese!<br />
London: we all know who's on broadcast<br />
Xavier: and we are not telling you<br />
London: is broadcast Needn? cos he talked about cheese earlier<br />
London: let's play who the hell is on broadcat<br />
London: oh ffs<br />
[Broadcast] broadcast is totally not Vulpicula, shut up<br />
Elite: I AM THE <s>SENATE</s> VULPICULA!<br />
EliteNeon left the game.<br />
Player Vulpicula kicked EliteNeon for fake vulp<br />
<br />
'''''[Server] --------------------------------'''''<br />
[Governor+] frogggggg: uh<br />
[Senator+] CodyHM: oof<br />
[Senator+] Melecie: wha<br />
''(Later)''<br />
'''''[Server] ----------- ATTENTION! -----------'''''<br />
[Mayor+] i____7d: UH<br />
[Senator+] Melecie: server why<br />
[Governor+] frogggggg: jesus christ server no u<br />
[Mayor+] i____7d: oops<br />
<br />
* and I said noo nooo no<br />
* sowwy uwu bwace for laggy waggy :((<br />
<br />
chiefbozx joined the game.<br />
[Broadcast] *ahem*<br />
Player chiefbozx banned Guest for: Banned!.<br />
[Broadcast] that is all<br />
chiefbozx left the game.<br />
<br />
HarborRandom852: give me a few seconds<br />
HarborRandom852: im busy<br />
[Broadcast] '''Breaking News:''' Harbor is busy<br />
<br />
==Unknown==<br />
'''Note: if person is known, please move the quote to its proper location.'''<br />
*[Member] is no longer afk*<br />
*[Member] is now afk*<br />
[Member]: Hi<br />
[Member 2]: Huh?<br />
<br />
*[Member]: lala's gone lala (after seeing a station lalaboy created)<br />
<br />
*[Member]: You have been...Chiefboxed! (afk box by Chief)<br />
<br />
*[Member]: You have been...lalaboxed! (afk box by lalaboy)<br />
<br />
*{{u|soso123|soso}}{{u|SoaPuffball|apuffball}}<br />
<br />
[Member]: I am going to make a fidget spinner shop<br />
*A mod kills the member<br />
[Citizen] SoaPuffball why did you kill hin for the fidget spinner shop?<br />
[Mod]: Because fidget spinners are a no-no<br />
[Member]: I am going to make a fidget spinner shop and no one can stop or kill me!<br />
*A mod kills him again<br />
<br />
*Claiming Simulator would be a fun game. (during the October 2017 GSM Pre-Q&A)<br />
*get out of that chunk! (while Hightech_TR is in the Mail Center, he quoted it later)<br />
*if you withhold my right to the internet i will withhold your right to life<br />
*Appleton has a twitter for its airport (in Mumble)<br />
*7886kiddycart (in Mumble)<br />
<br />
[[Category:Lists]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Blagovka_Transit&diff=212989Blagovka Transit2022-09-06T19:43:54Z<p>DaEdwards: status changed</p>
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<div>{{infobox<br />
| headerstyle = background:#cfc;<br />
| above = Blagovka Transit<br />
| header1 = Where it Goes<br />
| label2 = Towns<br />
| data2 = [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| label3 = Number of stations<br />
| data3 = 5<br />
| label4 = Status<br />
| data4 = {{{status|{{color|red|'''Abandoned'''}}}}}<br />
| header11 = Players involved<br />
| label12 = Main builder<br />
| data12 = {{u|DaEdwards}}<br />
| label13 = <br />
| data13 = <br />
|}}<br />
'''Blagovka Transit''' is the main transport company of the [[Union of Blagovka]]. It currently serves [[Blagovka]].<br />
<br />
==Bus==<br />
[[File:Blagovka bus map.PNG]]<br />
===Orange===<br />
The Orange route services the main road of Blagovka.<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
|{{station|open|FF7F50|ADH|MRT Station|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
|{{station|open|FF7F50|HOP|Hospital|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
{{station|open|FF7F50|FRT|Franchise Towers|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
|}<br />
===Spruce===<br />
The Spruce route goes from the MRT Station to the south part of Blagovka.<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
|{{station|open|326128|ADH|MRT Station|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
|{{station|open|326128|ADH|[[Blagovka Hirohito City Heliport|Heliport]]|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Transit]][[Category:Companies]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Blagovka_Transit&diff=212988Blagovka Transit2022-09-06T19:33:43Z<p>DaEdwards: maybe fix</p>
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<div>{{infobox<br />
| headerstyle = background:#cfc;<br />
| above = Blagovka Transit<br />
| header1 = Where it Goes<br />
| label2 = Towns<br />
| data2 = [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| label3 = Number of stations<br />
| data3 = 5<br />
| label4 = Status<br />
| data4 = {{{status|{{color|red|'''Building'''}}}}}<br />
| header11 = Players involved<br />
| label12 = Main builder<br />
| data12 = {{u|DaEdwards}}<br />
| label13 = <br />
| data13 = <br />
|}}<br />
'''Blagovka Transit''' is the main transport company of the [[Union of Blagovka]]. It currently serves [[Blagovka]].<br />
<br />
==Bus==<br />
[[File:Blagovka bus map.PNG]]<br />
===Orange===<br />
The Orange route services the main road of Blagovka.<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
|{{station|open|FF7F50|ADH|MRT Station|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
|{{station|open|FF7F50|HOP|Hospital|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
{{station|open|FF7F50|FRT|Franchise Towers|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
|}<br />
===Spruce===<br />
The Spruce route goes from the MRT Station to the south part of Blagovka.<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
|{{station|open|326128|ADH|MRT Station|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
|{{station|open|326128|ADH|[[Blagovka Hirohito City Heliport|Heliport]]|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Transit]][[Category:Companies]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Blagovka_Transit&diff=212987Blagovka Transit2022-09-06T19:31:47Z<p>DaEdwards: added map</p>
<hr />
<div>{{infobox<br />
| headerstyle = background:#cfc;<br />
| above = Blagovka Transit<br />
| header1 = Where it Goes<br />
| label2 = Towns<br />
| data2 = [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| label3 = Number of stations<br />
| data3 = 5<br />
| label4 = Status<br />
| data4 = {{{status|{{color|red|'''Building'''}}}}}<br />
| header11 = Players involved<br />
| label12 = Main builder<br />
| data12 = {{u|DaEdwards}}<br />
| label13 = Map<br />
| data13 = [[File:Blagovka bus map.PNG|thumb]]<br />
|}}<br />
'''Blagovka Transit''' is the main transport company of the [[Union of Blagovka]]. It currently serves [[Blagovka]].<br />
<br />
==Bus==<br />
===Orange===<br />
The Orange route services the main road of Blagovka.<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
|{{station|open|FF7F50|ADH|MRT Station|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
|{{station|open|FF7F50|HOP|Hospital|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
{{station|open|FF7F50|FRT|Franchise Towers|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
|}<br />
===Spruce===<br />
The Spruce route goes from the MRT Station to the south part of Blagovka.<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
|{{station|open|326128|ADH|MRT Station|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
|{{station|open|326128|ADH|[[Blagovka Hirohito City Heliport|Heliport]]|nolink=true|c=white}}<br />
<br />
[[Category:Transit]][[Category:Companies]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=File:Blagovka_bus_map.PNG&diff=212986File:Blagovka bus map.PNG2022-09-06T19:30:44Z<p>DaEdwards: Bus map for Blagovka.</p>
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<div>== Summary ==<br />
Bus map for Blagovka.</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:ImwithDurr&diff=212841User:ImwithDurr2022-09-05T20:58:20Z<p>DaEdwards: forget 2019</p>
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<div><br />
{{usertime|timezone=CDT|username-override=DaEdwards|border-color=#8300ff|background-color=#0F86FC|title-color=yellow|time-color=blue}}<br />
<br />
{{User infobox<br />
| status = Yellow<br />
| title =<br />
| name = ImwithDurr<br />
| img = <br />
| loc = USA<br />
| timezone = <br />
| lang = English<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = <br />
| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = <br />
| governor = <br />
| premier = <br />
| mod = <br />
| admin = <br />
| supporter = i need more pence <br />
| discord = @EdwardIII<br />
| youtube = <br />
| twitter = <br />
| twitch = <br />
| facebook = <br />
| skype = <br />
| steam = <br />
| web = <br />
| names = true<br />
| nicknames = <br />
| old-names = DaEdwards, EdwardIII<br />
| tags = {{User Team Discord}} <br />
}}<br />
After 3 years, I am back in a semi-active state on the server.</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:ImwithDurr&diff=144706User:ImwithDurr2019-10-20T15:35:22Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>{{notice|Finally back!}}<br />
<br />
''For the Battlefield 1 character, see [https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the real war hero, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_R._Edwards Daniel R. Edwards]. For the artist, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the town, see [[Edwardsburg]].''<br />
<br />
Wow! You joined my page!<br />
<br />
I am a guy on the MRT server. [[User:DaEdwards/Memes|I like memes]]. You hopefully know that by now.<br />
<br />
You probably know me for [[Blagovka]], [[Flowey Foods]], or my terrible looking skin. I also ban W/E in all of my towns.<br />
<br />
{{usertime|timezone=CDT|username-override=DaEdwards|border-color=#8300ff|background-color=#0F86FC|title-color=yellow|time-color=blue}}<br />
<br />
{{User infobox<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = Tsar Edward III of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| name = DaEdwards<br />
| img = <br />
[[File:DaEdwards.png|400px]]<br />
| loc = USA<br />
| timezone = <br />
| lang = English, and Russian that is so bad your better off asking [[User:MishkaMan|this guy]] instead<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = <br />
| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]], [[Zapata Corp]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018 (after a long battle with Frumple)<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = maybe<br />
| governor = maybe<br />
| premier = When Elizabeth II dies<br />
| mod = When my grandma eats Chipotle<br />
| admin = When Kirk Douglas dies<br />
| supporter = i need more pence <br />
| discord = @EdwardIII<br />
| youtube = <br />
| twitter = <br />
| twitch = <br />
| facebook = <br />
| skype = <br />
| steam = <br />
| web = <br />
| names = true<br />
| nicknames = Edward, Edward the Third, Eddie, Edwards (cough cough {{u|Willowars}})<br />
| old-names = EdwardIII<br />
| tags = {{User Team Discord}} <br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==FAQ==<br />
<br />
'''Q: Where is your username from?'''<br />
<br />
A: I named myself after an English king named Edward III who died when he was 64. (My grandpa is older then that)<br />
<br />
<br />
He transformed England into a military power. That's all you need to know about this guy. <br />
(well i changed my name so this stuff doesn't really apply anymore ooof)<br />
<br />
'''Q: How did you join?'''<br />
<br />
A: I was searching for "Minecraft metro maps" when I stumbled upon a map of the the Birdhall Metro. So I clicked on the link, and I found the wiki.<br />
I became hyped about the server and wanted to get a gaming computer so I could play, so I got one, and I started playing!<br />
<br />
==Will==<br />
<br />
===[[Blagovka]]=== <br />
Blagovka goes to LegendofYukari, as is the proper transition from mayor to deputy mayor. In this order, if Yukari refuses to be mayor, it goes to<br />
<br />
1. willowars<br />
<br />
2. Echohue<br />
<br />
3. _sans_05<br />
<br />
4. MRT Staff<br />
<br />
If no one can agree, leave Blagovka as a museum. This would be a place to show Guests.<br />
<br />
Or just destroy it and keep H27.<br />
<br />
The under-construction gulag north of [[Borealia]] will go to Sansmore, New Gensokyo, and Willow. They can build their own buildings there.<br />
<br />
My lab plot will be divided among the companies that I leave behind. See below.<br />
<br />
===[[Zapata Corp]] and its associated companies ([[Flowey Foods]] etc)===<br />
Zapata Corp, in the instance of my leaving from the server, will disband. <br />
* Flowey Foods will go to Sans. He can use them for his own franchise.<br />
* [[Mountain Dew World Records]] will go to willowars. <br />
* [[Blagovka Transit]] will go to Yukari, because it is tied to Blagovka itself. <br />
* COLUMBIAferry goes to Sans, for transport to [[Sansmore]].<br />
<br />
==Places I live==<br />
*Blagovka<br />
*1 Highway Pass, [[Willow]]<br />
*[[Desert Bay]]<br />
*[[Totem Beach]]<br />
*[[Espil]]<br />
<br />
==Positions==<br />
Just some things I do.<br />
*Tsar Edward of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Sansmore]] <br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Heaven City]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Totem Beach]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Wexford]]<br />
*Transportation Minister for [[Valence]] (i think)<br />
*Editor of [[The Totem Post]]<br />
*Worker at [[OLA]]<br />
*Worker at [[YA]]<br />
<br />
==Achievementz==<br />
{{ach|Accepted|Receive the rank of {{colorbox|white|Member}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Home Sweet Home|Receive the rank of {{color|Cyan|Citizen}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Trustee of the Server|Receive the rank of {{color|DarkCyan|Trustee.}}}}<br />
{{ach|Court is in Session|Receive the rank of {{color|RoyalBlue|Councillor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Phone Call Waiting|Receive the rank of {{color|Blue|Mayor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
{{ach|ZOMG IT'S FRUMPLE|Meet {{u|Frumple}} as a Guest.}}<br />
{{ach|Grand Opening|Create a franchise and establish one location.}}<br />
{{ach|Buisness Man|Establish 10 locations with your franchise.}}<br />
{{ach|CEO|Own a successful franchise with over 25 locations.}}<br />
{{ach|Cartographer|Know how to use Dynmap.}}<br />
{{ach|Up and Up!|Know how to use Lift}}<br />
{{ach|Transit Nerd|Connect to the main Minecraft server.}}<br />
{{ach|Welcome Back|Connect to the new server }}<br />
{{ach|Hub of Information|Make an account on the Wiki.}}<br />
{{ach|No Mumbling Allowed|Connect to Discord.}}<br />
{{ach|Thou Hast Been Smitten!|Get smitten by an {{colorbox|red|{{color|white|Admin}}}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
<br />
==AHHHHHHHH==<br />
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:ImwithDurr&diff=144705User:ImwithDurr2019-10-20T15:34:55Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{notice|I have 2 activities for about 6 weeks this summer, so I might not be on as much. Thank you for understanding.}}<br />
<br />
''For the Battlefield 1 character, see [https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the real war hero, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_R._Edwards Daniel R. Edwards]. For the artist, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the town, see [[Edwardsburg]].''<br />
<br />
Wow! You joined my page!<br />
<br />
I am a guy on the MRT server. [[User:DaEdwards/Memes|I like memes]]. You hopefully know that by now.<br />
<br />
You probably know me for [[Blagovka]], [[Flowey Foods]], or my terrible looking skin. I also ban W/E in all of my towns.<br />
<br />
{{usertime|timezone=CDT|username-override=DaEdwards|border-color=#8300ff|background-color=#0F86FC|title-color=yellow|time-color=blue}}<br />
<br />
{{User infobox<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = Tsar Edward III of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| name = DaEdwards<br />
| img = <br />
[[File:DaEdwards.png|400px]]<br />
| loc = USA<br />
| timezone = <br />
| lang = English, and Russian that is so bad your better off asking [[User:MishkaMan|this guy]] instead<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = <br />
| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]], [[Zapata Corp]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018 (after a long battle with Frumple)<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = maybe<br />
| governor = maybe<br />
| premier = When Elizabeth II dies<br />
| mod = When my grandma eats Chipotle<br />
| admin = When Kirk Douglas dies<br />
| supporter = i need more pence <br />
| discord = @EdwardIII<br />
| youtube = <br />
| twitter = <br />
| twitch = <br />
| facebook = <br />
| skype = <br />
| steam = <br />
| web = <br />
| names = true<br />
| nicknames = Edward, Edward the Third, Eddie, Edwards (cough cough {{u|Willowars}})<br />
| old-names = EdwardIII<br />
| tags = {{User Team Discord}} <br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==FAQ==<br />
<br />
'''Q: Where is your username from?'''<br />
<br />
A: I named myself after an English king named Edward III who died when he was 64. (My grandpa is older then that)<br />
<br />
<br />
He transformed England into a military power. That's all you need to know about this guy. <br />
(well i changed my name so this stuff doesn't really apply anymore ooof)<br />
<br />
'''Q: How did you join?'''<br />
<br />
A: I was searching for "Minecraft metro maps" when I stumbled upon a map of the the Birdhall Metro. So I clicked on the link, and I found the wiki.<br />
I became hyped about the server and wanted to get a gaming computer so I could play, so I got one, and I started playing!<br />
<br />
==Will==<br />
<br />
===[[Blagovka]]=== <br />
Blagovka goes to LegendofYukari, as is the proper transition from mayor to deputy mayor. In this order, if Yukari refuses to be mayor, it goes to<br />
<br />
1. willowars<br />
<br />
2. Echohue<br />
<br />
3. _sans_05<br />
<br />
4. MRT Staff<br />
<br />
If no one can agree, leave Blagovka as a museum. This would be a place to show Guests.<br />
<br />
Or just destroy it and keep H27.<br />
<br />
The under-construction gulag north of [[Borealia]] will go to Sansmore, New Gensokyo, and Willow. They can build their own buildings there.<br />
<br />
My lab plot will be divided among the companies that I leave behind. See below.<br />
<br />
===[[Zapata Corp]] and its associated companies ([[Flowey Foods]] etc)===<br />
Zapata Corp, in the instance of my leaving from the server, will disband. <br />
* Flowey Foods will go to Sans. He can use them for his own franchise.<br />
* [[Mountain Dew World Records]] will go to willowars. <br />
* [[Blagovka Transit]] will go to Yukari, because it is tied to Blagovka itself. <br />
* COLUMBIAferry goes to Sans, for transport to [[Sansmore]].<br />
<br />
==Places I live==<br />
*Blagovka<br />
*1 Highway Pass, [[Willow]]<br />
*[[Desert Bay]]<br />
*[[Totem Beach]]<br />
*[[Espil]]<br />
<br />
==Positions==<br />
Just some things I do.<br />
*Tsar Edward of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Sansmore]] <br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Heaven City]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Totem Beach]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Wexford]]<br />
*Transportation Minister for [[Valence]] (i think)<br />
*Editor of [[The Totem Post]]<br />
*Worker at [[OLA]]<br />
*Worker at [[YA]]<br />
<br />
==Achievementz==<br />
{{ach|Accepted|Receive the rank of {{colorbox|white|Member}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Home Sweet Home|Receive the rank of {{color|Cyan|Citizen}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Trustee of the Server|Receive the rank of {{color|DarkCyan|Trustee.}}}}<br />
{{ach|Court is in Session|Receive the rank of {{color|RoyalBlue|Councillor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Phone Call Waiting|Receive the rank of {{color|Blue|Mayor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
{{ach|ZOMG IT'S FRUMPLE|Meet {{u|Frumple}} as a Guest.}}<br />
{{ach|Grand Opening|Create a franchise and establish one location.}}<br />
{{ach|Buisness Man|Establish 10 locations with your franchise.}}<br />
{{ach|CEO|Own a successful franchise with over 25 locations.}}<br />
{{ach|Cartographer|Know how to use Dynmap.}}<br />
{{ach|Up and Up!|Know how to use Lift}}<br />
{{ach|Transit Nerd|Connect to the main Minecraft server.}}<br />
{{ach|Welcome Back|Connect to the new server }}<br />
{{ach|Hub of Information|Make an account on the Wiki.}}<br />
{{ach|No Mumbling Allowed|Connect to Discord.}}<br />
{{ach|Thou Hast Been Smitten!|Get smitten by an {{colorbox|red|{{color|white|Admin}}}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
<br />
==AHHHHHHHH==<br />
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:ImwithDurr&diff=144704User:ImwithDurr2019-10-20T15:21:56Z<p>DaEdwards: /* Fun facts */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{notice|I have 2 activities for about 6 weeks this summer, so I might not be on as much. Thank you for understanding.}}<br />
<br />
''For the Battlefield 1 character, see [https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the real war hero, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_R._Edwards Daniel R. Edwards]. For the artist, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the town, see [[Edwardsburg]].''<br />
<br />
Wow! You joined my page!<br />
<br />
I am a guy on the MRT server. [[User:DaEdwards/Memes|I like memes]]. You hopefully know that by now.<br />
<br />
You probably know me for [[Blagovka]], [[Flowey Foods]], or my terrible looking skin. I also ban W/E in all of my towns.<br />
<br />
{{usertime|timezone=CDT|username-override=DaEdwards|border-color=#8300ff|background-color=#0F86FC|title-color=yellow|time-color=blue}}<br />
<br />
{{User infobox<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = Tsar Edward III of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| name = DaEdwards<br />
| img = <br />
[[File:DaEdwards.png|400px]]<br />
| loc = USA<br />
| timezone = <br />
| lang = English, and Russian that is so bad your better off asking [[User:MishkaMan|this guy]] instead<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = Feb 4<br />
| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]], [[Zapata Corp]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018 (after a long battle with Frumple)<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = maybe<br />
| governor = maybe<br />
| premier = When Elizabeth II dies<br />
| mod = When my grandma eats Chipotle<br />
| admin = When Kirk Douglas dies<br />
| supporter = i need more pence <br />
| discord = @EdwardIII<br />
| youtube = <br />
| twitter = <br />
| twitch = <br />
| facebook = <br />
| skype = <br />
| steam = <br />
| web = <br />
| names = true<br />
| nicknames = Edward, Edward the Third, Eddie, Edwards (cough cough {{u|Willowars}})<br />
| old-names = EdwardIII<br />
| tags = {{User Team Discord}} <br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==FAQ==<br />
<br />
'''Q: Where is your username from?'''<br />
<br />
A: I named myself after an English king named Edward III who died when he was 64. (My grandpa is older then that)<br />
<br />
<br />
He transformed England into a military power. That's all you need to know about this guy. <br />
(well i changed my name so this stuff doesn't really apply anymore ooof)<br />
<br />
'''Q: How did you join?'''<br />
<br />
A: I was searching for "Minecraft metro maps" when I stumbled upon a map of the the Birdhall Metro. So I clicked on the link, and I found the wiki.<br />
I became hyped about the server and wanted to get a gaming computer so I could play, so I got one, and I started playing!<br />
<br />
==Will==<br />
<br />
===[[Blagovka]]=== <br />
Blagovka goes to LegendofYukari, as is the proper transition from mayor to deputy mayor. In this order, if Yukari refuses to be mayor, it goes to<br />
<br />
1. willowars<br />
<br />
2. Echohue<br />
<br />
3. _sans_05<br />
<br />
4. MRT Staff<br />
<br />
If no one can agree, leave Blagovka as a museum. This would be a place to show Guests.<br />
<br />
Or just destroy it and keep H27.<br />
<br />
The under-construction gulag north of [[Borealia]] will go to Sansmore, New Gensokyo, and Willow. They can build their own buildings there.<br />
<br />
My lab plot will be divided among the companies that I leave behind. See below.<br />
<br />
===[[Zapata Corp]] and its associated companies ([[Flowey Foods]] etc)===<br />
Zapata Corp, in the instance of my leaving from the server, will disband. <br />
* Flowey Foods will go to Sans. He can use them for his own franchise.<br />
* [[Mountain Dew World Records]] will go to willowars. <br />
* [[Blagovka Transit]] will go to Yukari, because it is tied to Blagovka itself. <br />
* COLUMBIAferry goes to Sans, for transport to [[Sansmore]].<br />
<br />
==Places I live==<br />
*Blagovka<br />
*1 Highway Pass, [[Willow]]<br />
*[[Desert Bay]]<br />
*[[Totem Beach]]<br />
*[[Espil]]<br />
<br />
==Positions==<br />
Just some things I do.<br />
*Tsar Edward of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Sansmore]] <br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Heaven City]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Totem Beach]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Wexford]]<br />
*Transportation Minister for [[Valence]] (i think)<br />
*Editor of [[The Totem Post]]<br />
*Worker at [[OLA]]<br />
*Worker at [[YA]]<br />
<br />
==Achievementz==<br />
{{ach|Accepted|Receive the rank of {{colorbox|white|Member}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Home Sweet Home|Receive the rank of {{color|Cyan|Citizen}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Trustee of the Server|Receive the rank of {{color|DarkCyan|Trustee.}}}}<br />
{{ach|Court is in Session|Receive the rank of {{color|RoyalBlue|Councillor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Phone Call Waiting|Receive the rank of {{color|Blue|Mayor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
{{ach|ZOMG IT'S FRUMPLE|Meet {{u|Frumple}} as a Guest.}}<br />
{{ach|Grand Opening|Create a franchise and establish one location.}}<br />
{{ach|Buisness Man|Establish 10 locations with your franchise.}}<br />
{{ach|CEO|Own a successful franchise with over 25 locations.}}<br />
{{ach|Cartographer|Know how to use Dynmap.}}<br />
{{ach|Up and Up!|Know how to use Lift}}<br />
{{ach|Transit Nerd|Connect to the main Minecraft server.}}<br />
{{ach|Welcome Back|Connect to the new server }}<br />
{{ach|Hub of Information|Make an account on the Wiki.}}<br />
{{ach|No Mumbling Allowed|Connect to Discord.}}<br />
{{ach|Thou Hast Been Smitten!|Get smitten by an {{colorbox|red|{{color|white|Admin}}}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
<br />
==AHHHHHHHH==<br />
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Vahstha&diff=142184Vahstha2019-08-03T12:55:00Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{Town infobox<br />
| color = #3772FF<br />
| name = Vahstha<br />
| img = <br />
| mayor = {{u|DaEdwards}} <br />
| depmayor = Idk who<br />
| founder = DaEdwards<br />
| sheriff = <br />
| treasurer = <br />
| councillors = <br />
| pos1-4 = pos1 = <br />
| member1-4 = Used alongside the custom position names.<br />
| mrt = No<br />
| bus = No<br />
| road = No roads<br />
| water = <br />
| air = Not yet<br />
| rail = Not yet<br />
| transit = <br />
| coords = -10477, 64, -17810<br />
| founded = July 15, 2019<br />
| recognized = <br />
| rank = {{rank|unranked}}<br />
| renamed = <br />
| state = <br />
| languages = English<br />
| world = New<br />
| postcode = <br />
| party = [[Random Party]]<br />
| mpo = <br />
| ward = 2<br />
| phonecode = <br />
| other1-5 = Optional custom information, the label paired with below.<br />
| data1-5 = The data associated with the "other" of the same number.<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Vahsthaanjahaanpoojakaranevaalavyaktimemauryuddhkanaayakhotahaiaurphalkapedbanaatahai''' (Hindi for "The place where the man who worships memes and the war hero met and made a fruit tree), or '''Vahstha''' for short, is a town located east of [[New Gensokyo]] on the [[New World|MRT New World]]. It was founded by {{u|DaEdwards}} on July 15, 2019, when he was bored and had nothing to do.<br />
<br />
It is famous (or infamous) for having the longest name of any town on the MRT.<br />
<br />
==Rules==<br />
1. Due to the law of August 3, 2019, '''all W/E (with the exception of //stack) is banned in Vahstha and its environs.''' Franchises will need to have a "Custom" setting, or they are not allowed to operate in Vahstha. This does not apply to already existing buildings.<br />
<br />
2. Not really anything else.</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:ImwithDurr&diff=142182User:ImwithDurr2019-08-03T12:52:19Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{notice|I have 2 activities for about 6 weeks this summer, so I might not be on as much. Thank you for understanding.}}<br />
<br />
''For the Battlefield 1 character, see [https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the real war hero, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_R._Edwards Daniel R. Edwards]. For the artist, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the town, see [[Edwardsburg]].''<br />
<br />
Wow! You joined my page!<br />
<br />
I am a guy on the MRT server. [[User:DaEdwards/Memes|I like memes]]. You hopefully know that by now.<br />
<br />
You probably know me for [[Blagovka]], [[Flowey Foods]], or my terrible looking skin. I also ban W/E in all of my towns.<br />
<br />
{{usertime|timezone=CDT|username-override=DaEdwards|border-color=#8300ff|background-color=#0F86FC|title-color=yellow|time-color=blue}}<br />
<br />
{{User infobox<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = Tsar Edward III of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| name = DaEdwards<br />
| img = <br />
[[File:DaEdwards.png|400px]]<br />
| loc = USA<br />
| timezone = <br />
| lang = English, and Russian that is so bad your better off asking [[User:MishkaMan|this guy]] instead<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = Feb 4<br />
| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]], [[Zapata Corp]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018 (after a long battle with Frumple)<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = maybe<br />
| governor = maybe<br />
| premier = When Elizabeth II dies<br />
| mod = When my grandma eats Chipotle<br />
| admin = When Kirk Douglas dies<br />
| supporter = i need more pence <br />
| discord = @EdwardIII<br />
| youtube = <br />
| twitter = <br />
| twitch = <br />
| facebook = <br />
| skype = <br />
| steam = <br />
| web = <br />
| names = true<br />
| nicknames = Edward, Edward the Third, Eddie, Edwards (cough cough {{u|Willowars}})<br />
| old-names = EdwardIII<br />
| tags = {{User Team Discord}} <br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==FAQ==<br />
<br />
'''Q: Where is your username from?'''<br />
<br />
A: I named myself after an English king named Edward III who died when he was 64. (My grandpa is older then that)<br />
<br />
<br />
He transformed England into a military power. That's all you need to know about this guy. <br />
(well i changed my name so this stuff doesn't really apply anymore ooof)<br />
<br />
'''Q: How did you join?'''<br />
<br />
A: I was searching for "Minecraft metro maps" when I stumbled upon a map of the the Birdhall Metro. So I clicked on the link, and I found the wiki.<br />
I became hyped about the server and wanted to get a gaming computer so I could play, so I got one, and I started playing!<br />
<br />
==Will==<br />
<br />
===[[Blagovka]]=== <br />
Blagovka goes to LegendofYukari, as is the proper transition from mayor to deputy mayor. In this order, if Yukari refuses to be mayor, it goes to<br />
<br />
1. willowars<br />
<br />
2. Echohue<br />
<br />
3. _sans_05<br />
<br />
4. MRT Staff<br />
<br />
If no one can agree, leave Blagovka as a museum. This would be a place to show Guests.<br />
<br />
Or just destroy it and keep H27.<br />
<br />
The under-construction gulag north of [[Borealia]] will go to Sansmore, New Gensokyo, and Willow. They can build their own buildings there.<br />
<br />
My lab plot will be divided among the companies that I leave behind. See below.<br />
<br />
===[[Zapata Corp]] and its associated companies ([[Flowey Foods]] etc)===<br />
Zapata Corp, in the instance of my leaving from the server, will disband. <br />
* Flowey Foods will go to Sans. He can use them for his own franchise.<br />
* [[Mountain Dew World Records]] will go to willowars. <br />
* [[Blagovka Transit]] will go to Yukari, because it is tied to Blagovka itself. <br />
* COLUMBIAferry goes to Sans, for transport to [[Sansmore]].<br />
<br />
==Places I live==<br />
*Blagovka<br />
*1 Highway Pass, [[Willow]]<br />
*[[Desert Bay]]<br />
*[[Totem Beach]]<br />
*[[Espil]]<br />
<br />
==Positions==<br />
Just some things I do.<br />
*Tsar Edward of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Sansmore]] <br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Heaven City]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Totem Beach]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Wexford]]<br />
*Transportation Minister for [[Valence]] (i think)<br />
*Editor of [[The Totem Post]]<br />
*Worker at [[OLA]]<br />
*Worker at [[YA]]<br />
<br />
==Achievementz==<br />
{{ach|Accepted|Receive the rank of {{colorbox|white|Member}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Home Sweet Home|Receive the rank of {{color|Cyan|Citizen}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Trustee of the Server|Receive the rank of {{color|DarkCyan|Trustee.}}}}<br />
{{ach|Court is in Session|Receive the rank of {{color|RoyalBlue|Councillor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Phone Call Waiting|Receive the rank of {{color|Blue|Mayor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
{{ach|ZOMG IT'S FRUMPLE|Meet {{u|Frumple}} as a Guest.}}<br />
{{ach|Grand Opening|Create a franchise and establish one location.}}<br />
{{ach|Buisness Man|Establish 10 locations with your franchise.}}<br />
{{ach|CEO|Own a successful franchise with over 25 locations.}}<br />
{{ach|Cartographer|Know how to use Dynmap.}}<br />
{{ach|Up and Up!|Know how to use Lift}}<br />
{{ach|Transit Nerd|Connect to the main Minecraft server.}}<br />
{{ach|Welcome Back|Connect to the new server }}<br />
{{ach|Hub of Information|Make an account on the Wiki.}}<br />
{{ach|No Mumbling Allowed|Connect to Discord.}}<br />
{{ach|Thou Hast Been Smitten!|Get smitten by an {{colorbox|red|{{color|white|Admin}}}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
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==AHHHHHHHH==<br />
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==Fun facts==<br />
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1. I have over 1 million energy points on [https://www.khanacademy.org Khan Academy].</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Blagovka&diff=142181Blagovka2019-08-03T12:49:24Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>{{quality|1}}<br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| color = #3772FF<br />
| name = Blagovka<br />
| img = <br />
[[File:BlagovkafromtheRadioTower.png|400px]]<br />
| mayor = {{u|DaEdwards}} <br />
| depmayor = {{u|LegendOfYukari}}<br />
| founder = DaEdwards<br />
| sheriff = {{u|Sans05}}<br />
| treasurer = {{u|willowars}}<br />
| councillors = <br />
| pos1-4 = pos1 = <br />
| member1-4 = Used alongside the custom position names.<br />
| mrt = {{st|H|H27}}<br />
| bus = Blagovka Bus Network<br />
| road = <br />
| water = <br />
| air = <br />
| rail = MRT<br />
| transit = Blagovka Metro (coming when we reach Mayor)<br />
| coords = -13,501, 12,052<br />
| founded = April 16, 2019<br />
| recognized = June 5, 2019<br />
| rank = {{rank|mayor}}<br />
| renamed = <br />
| state = [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| languages = English, a dialect of English called Blagovkian<br />
| world = New<br />
| postcode = need to get one<br />
| party = [[Random Party]]<br />
| mpo = <br />
| ward = 6<br />
| phonecode = 867<br />
| other1-5 = Optional custom information, the label paired with below.<br />
| other1 = Motto<br />
| other2 = Patron Saint<br />
| data1-5 = The data associated with the "other" of the same number.<br />
| data1 = ''Where Memes Come True''<br />
| data2 = [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Nevsky Saint Alexander Nevsky]<br />
}}<br />
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'''Blagovka''', or '''That-town-that-I-can't-put-in-chat-without-at-least-one-spelling-error''', is a '''pro-meme''' '''anti World edit''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incorporated_town incorporated town] founded by {{u|DaEdwards}} on the [[MRT Savannah Line|Savannah Line]] at {{st|H|H27}} on April 16, 2019, the day the MRT was updated to 1.13.2. It is currently {{rank|mayor}}. <br />
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Blagovka is notable for being one of the most weird towns on the server, as it worships memes, has a giant cactus trash dump, and doesn't have buses for its bus stops.<br />
==Rules==<br />
1. Due to the law of August 3, 2019, '''all W/E (with the exception of //stack) is banned in Blagovka and its environs.''' Franchises will need to have a "Custom" setting, or they are not allowed to operate in Blagovka. This does not apply to already existing buildings.<br />
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2. Not really anything else.<br />
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==Blagovka History for Dummies==<br />
'''''Note: This is how history is taught in the Blagovka School Curriculum. Don't get mad at me for saying false things, this is how the teachers want the history to be, so yeah.'''''<br />
===Before Edwards (October 4, 2014 - December 8, 2018)===<br />
====New World====<br />
On October 4, 2014, the New World was created by our Great Lord {{u|Frumple}} and his minions. For now, the savannah in which Blagovka sits in didn't exist, it was part of nothing, <s> which means that nothing is nothing</s> so we don't exist oh noesss<br />
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Anyway, after a few years, the MRT world was getting overpopulated, so Thanos proposed his idea that half the population should die. Frumple said, "Nah" and decided to expand the world, which took effect in 2016. Thanos then decided, "Let's sell some [[Flowey Foods#Menu|Thanos Juice]]!", and everyone was happy, including {{u|Conric005|one guy}} who decided to copy it.<br />
====Epsilon====<br />
The new giant piece of world was soon colonized by many people, who founded many great cities, as well as some bad ones, like [[Merced]]. A new giant savannah area had been created by Epsilon that really nobody was noticing, so, in August 2018, {{u|_HeavenAngel_|one}} of the Great Lord's minions proposed the [[MRT Savannah Line|the Line]] running through the giant savannah area. This was approved, and the Line was built and completed in March 2019.<br />
===Edwards Joins and does Some Stuff (December 8, 2018 - April 16, 2019)===<br />
====Oofville====<br />
On December 8, 2018, one of the most important days in humankind, DaEdwards joined the MRT server as a guest. He became a member on his 5th try, and immediately set to work building a town called Oofville in the northeast part of the server. Edwards tried to build an arch, but failed (it didn't look good), and swiftly abandoned the town. <br />
====Land Claims====<br />
He decided to apply for a Southern Line station, but was turned down on the grounds that {{u|Lil shadow59|Lilshadow59}} was using the station for [[Arcadia (New World)|Arcadia]]. After that, Edwards went inactive for a couple of months. Then, in April 2019, the Great Lord's minions made all stations free to claim on the Line, so Edwards went to the Savannah Line and, after consideration and checking out several stations along the route, ultimately chose H27 as the site of his new town. But then came the dreaded thing...<br />
====UPDATES====<br />
The day Edwards was going to start building, the MRT server started updating to 1.13.2. Edwards was very upset This is why instead of April 14 or April 15, Blagovka was founded on April 16, 2019.<br />
===Blagovka is Existing (April 16, 2019 - June 5, 2019)===<br />
====Founding====<br />
On April 16, 2019, DaEdwards flew to Blagovka from Deadbush. (He wasn't a citizen yet.) He officially founded the town by building a small franchise called Legionary Foods.<br />
[[File:LegionaryFoods.png|thumb|Legionary Foods.]]<br />
This was meant to be his main franchise, until he realized it would take forever to build. (Now, he realizes that it would have been good if he had known W/E exists). He also built 4 other buildings, two of which were demolished. At this time, he also built the Blagovka Radio Tower, and started building Main Road 1.<br />
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==Politics==<br />
===Foreign Intervention===<br />
The foreign intervention of Blagovka have basically one rule:<br />
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1. WE ARE NOT JOINING [[Montego|A]][[Republic of Fiorkistan|N]][[Ophelia Confederation|Y]] [[City-State of Kitania|N]][[Republic of Victoria|A]][[Republic of Kevtropolis|T]][[Juhwa Islands|I]][[City-State of Siletz|O]][[Republic of Formosa|N]], SO PLEASE DON'T ASK FOR US TO JOIN YOUR NATION. WE HAVE OUR OWN NATION.<br />
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Blagovka is neutral in all conflicts, except for the ones the Union fight.<br />
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===Foreign Relations===<br />
[[Sansberg]] and the [[Democratic Republic of Vulpine|Vulpine Republic]] have an embassy in Blagovka, and Blagovka has an embassy in [[Euphorial]] and [[Totem Beach]].<br />
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===Political Ideology===<br />
Blagovka is part of [[Union of Blagovka]]. Due to this, Blagovka has a parlimentary legislature which will meet with other legislatures at the King's Union's capital, which has not been constructed yet. Also due to this, DaEdwards is the Tsar of Blagovka, and {{u|LegendOfYukari}} is the Prime Minister, just like the UK.<br />
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==Geography==<br />
Blagovka is set among the savannah and grasslands that give the Savannah Line its name. Oddly, right north of Blagovka, there is a giant desert. <br />
{{Geographic Location<br />
|N=Walcott<br />
|S=Kaverno<br />
|E= [[Totem Beach]] (distant)<br />
|NE=[[Deadbush]], [[Heampstead]] (distant)<br />
}}<br />
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==Districts==<br />
===Frumpleville===<br />
Frumpleville is the main commercial district of Blagovka. It is planned to have many skyscrapers and apartment buildings, but as of now, it is a hamlet.<br />
===Dat Boi===<br />
The Dat Boi district is the main residential district of Blagovka. It will have many houses, and 3 schools. <br />
===Peckham===<br />
Peckham will be the main entertainment district of Blagovka when it is built. It will contain many different entertainment places.<br />
==Safety==<br />
===Police===<br />
The Blagovka Police Department is a police force dedicated to serving Blagovka citizens for over 100 years. It resides at the Frumpleville Police Station #1. The police force consists of 16 officers, who mostly sit in their desks and wait until an emergency arrives.<br />
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Also inside the Frumpleville Police Station #1 is a cache of Secret Stuff, which is mostly documents.<br />
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===Hospitals===<br />
The main hospital of Blagovka is MojangChan Memorial Hospital. 12 people can be in the hospital at a time. There is also a helipad for emergencies.<br />
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==Franchises==<br />
*[[Tommy Corp.|Tommy's Pizza]]<br />
*C24 Convenience Store<br />
*[[Ray's Stroopwafels]]<br />
* [[Sans Inn]]<br />
* [[Comet Cafe]]<br />
* {{u|Weier}}'s Wires<br />
* [[Philip's Ice Cream]]<br />
* [[Purple Pidgeon]]<br />
* [[Kaaskoppen|Dutchie's]]<br />
* [[Gregg Fyfe's Fish & Chips]]<br />
==Transport==<br />
''Main article: [[Blagovka Transit]]''<br />
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Right after getting {{rank|Councillor}}, Edward founded Blagovka Transit. There is currently one bus line that services Blagovka, though plans are for there to be a giant transit network connecting the station of H26, H27, and H28.<br />
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===Heliport===<br />
''Main article: [[Blagovka Hirohito City Heliport]]''<br />
[[File:BlagovkaHirohito.png|thumb|Blagovka Hirohito City Heliport.]]<br />
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The Blagovka Hirohito City Heliport is a heliport built by DaEdwards and opened on June 25, 2019. It is the main way to get to Blagovka.<br />
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==Controversies==<br />
===Russian town===<br />
Many people think Blagovka's name was inspired by Russian names, and it was. Though, the name was actually meant to be Serbian.<br />
During the update, Edwards was not idle. He had to think of names for his city. So he did the logical thing and went on a random name generator for Eastern European towns to see if he could find a good name there. Edwards found the name Petrovka, and then, for some reason, thought about a Russian town called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blagoveshchensk Blagoveshchensk], a town of 215,000 near the border with China. The name Blagovka was born out of the merger of these 2 towns' names.<br />
Edwards originally wanted to have a Serbian name for Blagovka, though. He thought that it would be a better name. But, when he thought of the name Blagovka, it was no contest.<br />
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==Houses/Apartments==<br />
'''READ THIS BEFORE BUYING AN APARTMENT'''<br />
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When you buy an apartment, it will be furnished. You can edit anything you want.<br />
===Series 1: Suitable Apartments===<br />
These apartments are called the Suitable Apartments because they include everything a person needs, except for bathrooms (public bathrooms are on the 3rd floor).<br />
====Lil Pump Apartments====<br />
Named after the rapper Lil Pump, these apartments are located at 2 Gabriel King Street.<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
! Floor<br />
! Room<br />
! Owner<br />
|-<br />
| 1<br />
| 101<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|-<br />
| 1<br />
| 102<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|-<br />
| 1<br />
| 103<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|-<br />
| 1<br />
| 104<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|-<br />
| 2<br />
| 201<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|-<br />
| 2<br />
| 202<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|-<br />
| 2<br />
| 203<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|-<br />
| 2<br />
| 204<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|}<br />
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==Buildings (not in chronological order)==<br />
1. Legionary Foods<br />
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2. Tallest Radio Tower in the MRT<br />
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3. Camelicano the Cow's Stable (will be demolished)<br />
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4. Mountain Dew World Records HQ (will be demolished)<br />
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5. Blagovka Town Hall<br />
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6. Lil Pump Apartments<br />
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7. Franchise Tower #1<br />
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8. Frumpleville Police Station #1<br />
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9. Ray's Stroopwafels<br />
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10. [[Sansberg]] Embassy<br />
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11. [[BBC]] HQ<br />
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12. Comet Cafe<br />
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13. MojangChan Memorial Hospital<br />
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14. [[Democratic Republic of Vulpine|Vulpine Republic]] Embassy<br />
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15. [[Philip's Ice Cream]]<br />
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16. Blagovka Execution Chamber<br />
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17. [[Purple Pidgeon]]<br />
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18. [[Blagovka Hirohito City Heliport]]<br />
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19. [[Kaaskoppen|Dutchie's]]<br />
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20. Blagovka Jail<br />
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21. Sansmore Park<br />
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22. Sansmore Park Aquatic Center<br />
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23. Blagovka Fish & Chips<br />
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24. [[Chickenbooks]]<br />
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25. Ron's Ice Cream<br />
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27. Hamburger's Hot Dogs<br />
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28. [[Gregg Fyfe's Fish & Chips]]<br />
{{transit nav}}<br />
{{next stations|MRT|H|0|p={{st|H|H26}}<br>towards {{st|H|H1}}|n={{st|H|H28}}<br>towards {{st|H|H35}} |t={{st|H|H27}}<br>Blagovka}}</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Zapata_Corp&diff=141742Zapata Corp2019-07-24T21:33:44Z<p>DaEdwards: /* Companies owned by Zapata Corp */</p>
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<div>{{infobox<br />
| headerstyle = background:#1d5de3;<br />
| above = <br />
| image = <br />
[[File:Zapata corp logo.png|500px]]<br />
| header1 = Company Executives<br />
| label2 = Founder & CEO<br />
| data2 = {{u|DaEdwards}}<br />
| header3 = Facts<br />
| label4 = Founded<br />
| data4 = May 4, 2019<br />
| label5 = Headquarters<br />
| data5 = [[Blagovka]] (Future Zapata Building)<br />
}}<br />
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'''Zapata Corp''' is a holdings company owned by {{u|DaEdwards}}. It was founded on May 4, 2019. <br />
==DISCLAIMER==<br />
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Because this is a holding company, it doesn't get that much info.<br />
==Companies owned by Zapata Corp==<br />
*[[Flowey Foods]]<br />
*[[Mountain Dew World Records]]<br />
*[[BBC]] <br />
*[[Blagovka Transit]] <br />
*[[HotelHoppa]]<br />
*25% of [[Yeet Airways]]<br />
*maybe some logo making just maybe<br />
{{quality|1}} [[Category:Corporations]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Zapata_Corp&diff=141741Zapata Corp2019-07-24T21:31:19Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>{{infobox<br />
| headerstyle = background:#1d5de3;<br />
| above = <br />
| image = <br />
[[File:Zapata corp logo.png|500px]]<br />
| header1 = Company Executives<br />
| label2 = Founder & CEO<br />
| data2 = {{u|DaEdwards}}<br />
| header3 = Facts<br />
| label4 = Founded<br />
| data4 = May 4, 2019<br />
| label5 = Headquarters<br />
| data5 = [[Blagovka]] (Future Zapata Building)<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Zapata Corp''' is a holdings company owned by {{u|DaEdwards}}. It was founded on May 4, 2019. <br />
==DISCLAIMER==<br />
<br />
Because this is a holding company, it doesn't get that much info.<br />
==Companies owned by Zapata Corp==<br />
*[[Flowey Foods]]<br />
*[[Mountain Dew World Records]]<br />
*[[BBC]] <br />
*[[Blagovka Transit]] <br />
*25% of [[Yeet Airways]]<br />
*maybe some logo making just maybe<br />
{{quality|1}} [[Category:Corporations]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Chan_Bay_International_Airport&diff=141606Chan Bay International Airport2019-07-21T19:08:14Z<p>DaEdwards: /* Gates */</p>
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<div>{{Infobox airport<br />
| name = <big>Chan Bay International Airport</big><br />
| IATA = CBI<br />
| ICAO = CCBI<br />
| type = Civilian<br />
| owner = {{u|MojangChan}} <br />
| operator = [[Mojang Union]]<br />
| cities-served= [[Chan Bay]]<br />
| location = Chan Bay, New World<br />
| hub = DAS<br />
| built = April 17, 2019<br />
| used = April 17, 2019 - ****<br />
| r1-number = 18 / 36<br />
| r1-length-f = 1968<br />
| r1-length-m = 600<br />
| r1-surface = Gray Concrete<br />
| stat-year = April 2019<br />
| stat1-header = Area<br />
| stat1-data = tbd<br />
| stat2-header = Gates<br />
| stat2-data = 80<br />
| stat3-header = Airlines<br />
| stat3-data = TBD<br />
| stat4-header = Transportation<br />
| stat4-data = n/a<br />
}}<br />
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Chan Bay Airfield is the third air facility built in [[Chan Bay]]. It is located in the northern plains of Chan Bay. <br />
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*'''Municipal Transportation Agency Resolution 3/Airport Gate Purchasing Guidelines (AGPG)''': This resolution sets the guidelines for purchasing gates in ALL Mojang Union-operated airfields and airports: <br />
**A SMALL/HELICOPTER gate Costs 10$, A MEDIUM gate costs 20$, A LARGE gate costs 30$. NOTE: Medium-Small Gates are considered MEDIUM GATES, Helicopters use SMALL GATES<br />
**Gates will be inspected every beginning of the month. A plane/helicopter will be dismantled/gate will be reassigned if: 1)No plane in gate 2)No warp on plane 3)Purchaser has not payed purchasing fee<br />
**If the above has happened, the purchaser WILL NOT be refunded to ensure that the airline owner is responsible for its shortcomings, unless there is valid appeal.<br />
**Maximum of 2 PLANES serving one destination (airfield), Maximum of 5 PLANES serving one destination (airport)<br />
**To be posted in the wiki pages of every Mojang Union-operated airfield and airport<br />
**Cutting gate request line will result in the automatic ban of the airline from the airfield/airport. NOTE: The gate request line starts ON TOP and ends in the BOTTOM so please put your gate requests on the BOTTOM of the list, Thank You.<br />
***'''"Cutting the line"''': putting your request on top of others who requested first.<br />
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=Gate Requests=<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
!Airline<br />
!Amount<br />
!Destination<br />
!Status*<br />
!Remarks*<br />
|-<br />
|DAS<br />
|S-14,MS-2,M-4<br />
|HUB<br />
|A<br />
|My airline<br />
|-<br />
|IntraAir<br />
|MS-1<br />
|WMI<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|IntraAir<br />
|M-5<br />
|HUB (guaranteed flights to EBI and FYI)<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|BluAir<br />
|S-5,M-4<br />
|HUB<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|South Weast Charter<br />
| S -1<br />
|NBC<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|SunAir<br />
|M-1<br />
|SSI<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|mrths air<br />
|ms-1 or m-1<br />
| FYI if M CIA if both<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|flihigh airlines<br />
|small-1<br />
|VFW<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Kangaroo Air<br />
|m or s<br />
| WMI, LFA, EEA if small, to be determined if medium<br />
|partial A<br />
|small only, KA has no record of M plane<br />
|-<br />
|SkyTrans<br />
|M-2, S-2<br />
|CWI, FYI, KTI<br>NHR, FSI<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|FlySubway<br />
|1 or 2 medium gates<br />
|TBI and/or KTI (if i get two gates i'll do both)<br />
|A<br />
|1 gate <br />
|-<br />
|Wythern Air (EliteNeon)<br />
|3 Small<br />
|'''(HUB)'''Guaranteed Air to Wythern and Larkspur; Possible For Spring Valley<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Michigana<br />
|ms-1, s-1 (If you want to know about the MS plane I have I can show you in lab)<br />
|Small: Itomori, <br>medium-small: FYI, Kantō<br />
|partial A<br />
|No record of in-service MS plane<br />
|-<br />
| Infamous Airlines<br />
|5 Small, 2 Medium-small, 3 medium<br />
|Small: VDA, Brooklyn, WMI, Murrville, Dekuville <br>Medium-Small: Ice Springs, Sunshine Coast <br>Medium: Ilirea, FYI, Richville, <br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Infamous Eagle<br />
|1 Small<br />
|TPA<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|FlyCreeper<br />
|S-1, M-1, H-1<br />
|Small: HND & DEA <br> Medium: FSI <br> Heli: UHC & SLW<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|MRT Airlines<br />
|1 Small, 1 Medium<br />
|Small: New Genisys Medium: Kanto<br />
|partial A<br />
|Medium Plane is too high and fuselage is too big to fit in gate.<br />
|-<br />
|torii<br />
|1 small<br />
|MSA<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|MRT Airlines<br />
|1 Small<br />
|West Calbar<br />
|D<br />
|You don't have a gate at West Calbar.<br />
|-<br />
|FlyCycle<br />
|1 Small<br />
|Deadbush Foxfoe<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Cascadia Airways<br />
|1 Medium<br />
|Ilirea Midcity International<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Waypoint<br />
|1 Medium-Small (or) 1 Small<br />
|Epsilon International Airport<br />
|partial A<br />
|MS Gates are full.<br />
|-<br />
|[[MRT Airlines]]<br />
|1 small<br />
|Larkspur Lilyflower International Airport<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|[[National Airlines]]<br />
|1 medium<br />
|Ice Springs via Freedon<br />
|D<br />
|Medium gates are full. Please reapply if you would like a small gate.<br />
|-<br />
|[[airTotem]]<br />
|1 heli<br />
|Totem Beach Centro<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|[[OLA]]<br />
|1 small<br />
|Pasadena<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|[[Ray Airlines]]<br />
|2 small<br />
|GSZ and MAX<br />
|partial A<br />
|Only one gate will be given.<br />
|-<br />
|[[YVA]]<br />
|1 small<br />
|New Gensokyo, possibly GSM<br />
|conditional A<br />
|Given to Yeet Airways.<br />
|}<br />
<br />
=Gates=<br />
Once approved, you may choose what gate/s you want and you may put your airline and destination in the respective sections of the table.<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
!Gate<br />
!Airline<br />
!Destination<br />
!Status<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1A'''<br />
|-<br />
|1<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Murrville-Arcadia International]]<br>[[Tom Paris-Richville City Airfield]]<br>[[Moramoa Mixed Martial Arts Airfield]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|2<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[West Mesa International Airport]] <br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|3<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|Brooklyn Regional Airport<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|4<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Dekuville Harbor Airfield]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|5<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Freedon Silverwood International Airport]]<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1B'''<br />
|-<br />
|6<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|7<br />
|[[MRTHS Air]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|8<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Sunshine Coast Máspalmas International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|9<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Ice Springs Regional Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1C'''<br />
|-<br />
|10<br />
|[[Yeet Airways]]<br />
|[[New Genisys Airfield]]<br />
|Planned<br />
|-<br />
|11<br />
|[[South Weast Charter]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|12<br />
|[[SkyTrans]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|13<br />
|[[SkyTrans]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|14<br />
|[[FliHigh Airlines]]<br />
|[[Venceslo-Fifth Ward International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|15<br />
|[[Infamous Eagle]]<br />
|[[Tom Paris-Richville City Airfield]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|16<br />
|[[Michigana]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|17<br />
|[[FlyCreeper]]<br />
|[[Creeperville International Airport]] <br> [[Deadbush Edgecliff Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|18<br />
|[[MRT Airlines]]<br />
|[[New Genisys Airfield]]<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|19<br />
|[[torii]]<br />
|[[Mojangsburg Suidplein Airfield]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|20<br />
|[[FlyCycle]]<br />
|[[Deadbush Foxfoe Memorial Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|21<br />
|[[Waypoint]]<br />
|[[Epsilon International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|22<br />
|[[MRT Airlines]]<br />
|[[Larkspur Lilyflower International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|23<br />
|[[Oceanic Langus Airways]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|24<br />
|[[Spirit Airlines]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|25<br />
|[[Ray Airlines]]<br />
|[[Murrville-Arcadia International]]<br />
|On-Time<br />
|-<br />
|26<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|27<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|28<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|29<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1D'''<br />
|-<br />
|30<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|31<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|32<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|33<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|34<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1E'''<br />
|-<br />
|35<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|36<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|37<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|38<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1F'''<br />
|-<br />
|39<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|40<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|41<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|42<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|43<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|44<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|45<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|46<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|47<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|48<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|49<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|50<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|51<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|52<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1G'''<br />
|-<br />
|53<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|54<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|55<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|56<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|57<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|58<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 2'''<br />
|-<br />
|59<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|60<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|61<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|62<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|63<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|64<br />
|[[SunAir]]<br />
|[[Sunshine Coast]]<br />
|On Time!<br />
|-<br />
|65<br />
|[[Cascadia Airways]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|66<br />
|[[SkyTrans]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|67<br />
|[[SkyTrans]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|68<br />
|[[FlySubway]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|69<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Richville International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|70<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Ilirea Midcity Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|71<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Fort Yaxier International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|72<br />
|[[FlyCreeper]]<br />
|[[Freedon Silverwood International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''Helicopter Yard'''<br />
|-<br />
|73<br />
|[[FlyCreeper]]<br />
|[[Creeperville University Heliport]] <br> [[Souslow Heliport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|74<br />
|[[Alaskan Airlines]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|75<br />
|[[airTotem]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|76<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|77<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|78<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|79<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|80<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|}<br />
{{quality|2}}<br />
[[Category:Airports]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Yeet-Vulpine_Airways&diff=141590Yeet-Vulpine Airways2019-07-21T09:00:21Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>{{DRVEPP}}<br />
{{notice|YVA has disbanded, so this page is kept for historical purposes.}}<br />
[[Category:Airline Companies]]<br />
{{Airline Infobox2<br />
| img = [[File:YVALogo.jpg|350px]]<br />
| CODE = YVA| YVA<br />
| callsign = Yeet<br />
| founded = July 15, 2019<br />
| commenced = N/A<br />
| bases = N/A<br />
| hubs = N/A<br />
| frequent_flyer = Chungus<br />
| alliance = [[CES]]<br />
| subsidiaries = <br />
| company_slogan = Most Trusted.<br />
| parent = <br />
| headquarters = [[Totem Beach]]<br />
| key_people = <br />
*{{u|Sans05}}, Pasting Boi<br />
*{{u|DaEdwards}}, Gate Fox<br />
*{{u|KingFox}}, Manager <br />
*{{u|Fiork777}}, Designer<br />
| assets = <br />
*[[Zapata Corp]], 25%<br />
*[[VCORP]], 25%<br />
*{{u|FiorkG}}, 25%<br />
*{{u|Sans05}}, 25%<br />
| num_employees = 4<br />
| notes =<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Yeet-Vulpine Airways''' was a small airline on the MRT New World. It was a merger between [[Yeet Airways]], a company founded by {{u|Sans05}} and {{u|DaEdwards}}, and [[Vulpine Airways]], a company founded by {{u|KingFox}} and {{u|Fiork777}}.<br />
<br />
The airline was plagued by many disagreements after it joined the airline alliance [[CES]]. It ultimately disbanded on July 19, 2019.</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Yeet_Airways&diff=141589Yeet Airways2019-07-21T08:58:11Z<p>DaEdwards: Ok max now youre important</p>
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<div>[[Category:Airline Companies]]<br />
{{Airline Infobox2<br />
| img = [[File:YVALogo.jpg|350px]]<br />
| CODE = YA<br />
| callsign = Yeet<br />
| founded = July 15, 2019<br />
| commenced = N/A<br />
| bases = N/A<br />
| hubs = N/A<br />
| frequent_flyer = Chungus<br />
| alliance = [[CES]]<br />
| subsidiaries = <br />
| company_slogan = Most Trusted.<br />
| parent = <br />
| headquarters = [[Totem Beach]]<br />
| key_people = <br />
*{{u|Sans05}}, Pasting Boi<br />
*{{u|DaEdwards}}, Gate Fox<br />
*{{u|MaxStewartS}}, Weird Private Investor & Staff<br />
| assets = <br />
*[[Zapata Corp]], 33.3333%<br />
*{{u|Sans05}}, 33.3333%<br />
*{{u|MaxStewartS}}, 33.3333%<br />
| num_employees = 3<br />
| notes =<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Yeet Airways''', also known by its code '''YA''', is a small airline on the MRT New World in the alliance [[CES]]. The company was founded by {{u|Sans05}} and {{u|DaEdwards}}. They were later joined by {{u|MaxStewartS}}.<br />
<br />
The current incarnation of Yeet Airways was born after the disbanding of [[Yeet-Vulpine Airways]], a merger created when YA and [[Vulpine Airways]], an airline created by {{u|KingFox}} and {{u|Fiork777}} jumbled together. This merger failed, and VA and YA became seperate airlines again.</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Yeet_Airways&diff=141588Yeet Airways2019-07-21T08:50:45Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>[[Category:Airline Companies]]<br />
{{Airline Infobox2<br />
| img = [[File:YVALogo.jpg|350px]]<br />
| CODE = YA<br />
| callsign = Yeet<br />
| founded = July 15, 2019<br />
| commenced = N/A<br />
| bases = N/A<br />
| hubs = N/A<br />
| frequent_flyer = Chungus<br />
| alliance = [[CES]]<br />
| subsidiaries = <br />
| company_slogan = Most Trusted.<br />
| parent = <br />
| headquarters = [[Totem Beach]]<br />
| key_people = <br />
*{{u|Sans05}}, Pasting Boi<br />
*{{u|DaEdwards}}, Gate Fox<br />
*{{u|MaxStewartS}}, Weird Private Investor & Staff<br />
| assets = <br />
*[[Zapata Corp]], 49.99%<br />
*{{u|Sans05}}, 49.99%<br />
*{{u|MaxStewartS}}, 0.02%<br />
| num_employees = 3<br />
| notes =<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Yeet Airways''' is a small airline on the MRT New World in the alliance [[CES]]. The company was founded by {{u|Sans05}} and {{u|DaEdwards}}. They were later joined by {{u|MaxStewartS}}.</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:ImwithDurr&diff=141567User:ImwithDurr2019-07-20T22:18:42Z<p>DaEdwards: /* Zapata Corp and its associated companies (Flowey Foods etc) */</p>
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<div>{{notice|I have 2 activities for about 6 weeks this summer, so I might not be on as much. Thank you for understanding.}}<br />
<br />
''For the Battlefield 1 character, see [https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the real war hero, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_R._Edwards Daniel R. Edwards]. For the artist, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the town, see [[Edwardsburg]].''<br />
<br />
Wow! You joined my page!<br />
<br />
I am a guy on the MRT server. [[User:DaEdwards/Memes|I like memes]]. You hopefully know that by now.<br />
<br />
You probably know me for [[Blagovka]], [[Flowey Foods]], or my terrible looking skin. I also hate WorldEdit, so I try not to use it. I should learn it tho :P<br />
<br />
{{usertime|timezone=CDT|username-override=DaEdwards|border-color=#8300ff|background-color=#0F86FC|title-color=yellow|time-color=blue}}<br />
<br />
{{User infobox<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = Tsar Edward III of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| name = DaEdwards<br />
| img = <br />
[[File:DaEdwards.png|400px]]<br />
| loc = USA<br />
| timezone = <br />
| lang = English, and Russian that is so bad your better off asking [[User:MishkaMan|this guy]] instead<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = Feb 4<br />
| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]], [[Zapata Corp]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018 (after a long battle with Frumple)<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = maybe<br />
| governor = maybe<br />
| premier = When Elizabeth II dies<br />
| mod = When my grandma eats Chipotle<br />
| admin = When Kirk Douglas dies<br />
| supporter = i need more pence <br />
| discord = @EdwardIII<br />
| youtube = <br />
| twitter = <br />
| twitch = <br />
| facebook = <br />
| skype = <br />
| steam = <br />
| web = <br />
| names = true<br />
| nicknames = Edward, Edward the Third, Eddie, Edwards (cough cough {{u|Willowars}})<br />
| old-names = EdwardIII<br />
| tags = {{User Team Discord}} <br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==FAQ==<br />
<br />
'''Q: Where is your username from?'''<br />
<br />
A: I named myself after an English king named Edward III who died when he was 64. (My grandpa is older then that)<br />
<br />
<br />
He transformed England into a military power. That's all you need to know about this guy. <br />
(well i changed my name so this stuff doesn't really apply anymore ooof)<br />
<br />
'''Q: How did you join?'''<br />
<br />
A: I was searching for "Minecraft metro maps" when I stumbled upon a map of the the Birdhall Metro. So I clicked on the link, and I found the wiki.<br />
I became hyped about the server and wanted to get a gaming computer so I could play, so I got one, and I started playing!<br />
<br />
==Will==<br />
<br />
===[[Blagovka]]=== <br />
Blagovka goes to LegendofYukari, as is the proper transition from mayor to deputy mayor. In this order, if Yukari refuses to be mayor, it goes to<br />
<br />
1. willowars<br />
<br />
2. Echohue<br />
<br />
3. _sans_05<br />
<br />
4. MRT Staff<br />
<br />
If no one can agree, leave Blagovka as a museum. This would be a place to show Guests.<br />
<br />
Or just destroy it and keep H27.<br />
<br />
The under-construction gulag north of [[Borealia]] will go to Sansmore, New Gensokyo, and Willow. They can build their own buildings there.<br />
<br />
My lab plot will be divided among the companies that I leave behind. See below.<br />
<br />
===[[Zapata Corp]] and its associated companies ([[Flowey Foods]] etc)===<br />
Zapata Corp, in the instance of my leaving from the server, will disband. <br />
* Flowey Foods will go to Sans. He can use them for his own franchise.<br />
* [[Mountain Dew World Records]] will go to willowars. <br />
* [[Blagovka Transit]] will go to Yukari, because it is tied to Blagovka itself. <br />
* COLUMBIAferry goes to Sans, for transport to [[Sansmore]].<br />
<br />
==Places I live==<br />
*Blagovka<br />
*1 Highway Pass, [[Willow]]<br />
*[[Desert Bay]]<br />
*[[Totem Beach]]<br />
*[[Espil]]<br />
<br />
==Positions==<br />
Just some things I do.<br />
*Tsar Edward of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Sansmore]] <br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Heaven City]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Totem Beach]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Wexford]]<br />
*Transportation Minister for [[Valence]] (i think)<br />
*Editor of [[The Totem Post]]<br />
*Worker at [[OLA]]<br />
*Worker at [[YA]]<br />
<br />
==Achievementz==<br />
{{ach|Accepted|Receive the rank of {{colorbox|white|Member}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Home Sweet Home|Receive the rank of {{color|Cyan|Citizen}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Trustee of the Server|Receive the rank of {{color|DarkCyan|Trustee.}}}}<br />
{{ach|Court is in Session|Receive the rank of {{color|RoyalBlue|Councillor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Phone Call Waiting|Receive the rank of {{color|Blue|Mayor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
{{ach|ZOMG IT'S FRUMPLE|Meet {{u|Frumple}} as a Guest.}}<br />
{{ach|Grand Opening|Create a franchise and establish one location.}}<br />
{{ach|Buisness Man|Establish 10 locations with your franchise.}}<br />
{{ach|CEO|Own a successful franchise with over 25 locations.}}<br />
{{ach|Cartographer|Know how to use Dynmap.}}<br />
{{ach|Up and Up!|Know how to use Lift}}<br />
{{ach|Transit Nerd|Connect to the main Minecraft server.}}<br />
{{ach|Welcome Back|Connect to the new server }}<br />
{{ach|Hub of Information|Make an account on the Wiki.}}<br />
{{ach|No Mumbling Allowed|Connect to Discord.}}<br />
{{ach|Thou Hast Been Smitten!|Get smitten by an {{colorbox|red|{{color|white|Admin}}}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
<br />
==Fun facts==<br />
<br />
1. I have over 1 million energy points on [https://www.khanacademy.org Khan Academy].</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:ImwithDurr&diff=141566User:ImwithDurr2019-07-20T22:18:12Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>{{notice|I have 2 activities for about 6 weeks this summer, so I might not be on as much. Thank you for understanding.}}<br />
<br />
''For the Battlefield 1 character, see [https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the real war hero, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_R._Edwards Daniel R. Edwards]. For the artist, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the town, see [[Edwardsburg]].''<br />
<br />
Wow! You joined my page!<br />
<br />
I am a guy on the MRT server. [[User:DaEdwards/Memes|I like memes]]. You hopefully know that by now.<br />
<br />
You probably know me for [[Blagovka]], [[Flowey Foods]], or my terrible looking skin. I also hate WorldEdit, so I try not to use it. I should learn it tho :P<br />
<br />
{{usertime|timezone=CDT|username-override=DaEdwards|border-color=#8300ff|background-color=#0F86FC|title-color=yellow|time-color=blue}}<br />
<br />
{{User infobox<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = Tsar Edward III of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| name = DaEdwards<br />
| img = <br />
[[File:DaEdwards.png|400px]]<br />
| loc = USA<br />
| timezone = <br />
| lang = English, and Russian that is so bad your better off asking [[User:MishkaMan|this guy]] instead<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = Feb 4<br />
| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]], [[Zapata Corp]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018 (after a long battle with Frumple)<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = maybe<br />
| governor = maybe<br />
| premier = When Elizabeth II dies<br />
| mod = When my grandma eats Chipotle<br />
| admin = When Kirk Douglas dies<br />
| supporter = i need more pence <br />
| discord = @EdwardIII<br />
| youtube = <br />
| twitter = <br />
| twitch = <br />
| facebook = <br />
| skype = <br />
| steam = <br />
| web = <br />
| names = true<br />
| nicknames = Edward, Edward the Third, Eddie, Edwards (cough cough {{u|Willowars}})<br />
| old-names = EdwardIII<br />
| tags = {{User Team Discord}} <br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==FAQ==<br />
<br />
'''Q: Where is your username from?'''<br />
<br />
A: I named myself after an English king named Edward III who died when he was 64. (My grandpa is older then that)<br />
<br />
<br />
He transformed England into a military power. That's all you need to know about this guy. <br />
(well i changed my name so this stuff doesn't really apply anymore ooof)<br />
<br />
'''Q: How did you join?'''<br />
<br />
A: I was searching for "Minecraft metro maps" when I stumbled upon a map of the the Birdhall Metro. So I clicked on the link, and I found the wiki.<br />
I became hyped about the server and wanted to get a gaming computer so I could play, so I got one, and I started playing!<br />
<br />
==Will==<br />
<br />
===[[Blagovka]]=== <br />
Blagovka goes to LegendofYukari, as is the proper transition from mayor to deputy mayor. In this order, if Yukari refuses to be mayor, it goes to<br />
<br />
1. willowars<br />
<br />
2. Echohue<br />
<br />
3. _sans_05<br />
<br />
4. MRT Staff<br />
<br />
If no one can agree, leave Blagovka as a museum. This would be a place to show Guests.<br />
<br />
Or just destroy it and keep H27.<br />
<br />
The under-construction gulag north of [[Borealia]] will go to Sansmore, New Gensokyo, and Willow. They can build their own buildings there.<br />
<br />
My lab plot will be divided among the companies that I leave behind. See below.<br />
<br />
===[[Zapata Corp]] and its associated companies ([[Flowey Foods]] etc)===<br />
Zapata Corp, in the instance of my leaving from the server, will disband. <br />
* Flowey Foods will go to Sans. He can use them for his own franchise.<br />
* [[Mountain Dew World Records]] will go to willowars. <br />
* [[Blagovka Transit]] will go to Yukari, because it is tied to Blagovka itself. <br />
* COLUMBIAferry goes to Sans, for transport to [[Sansmore]].<br />
* The 25% interest in [[YVA]] will go to willowars. I don't want anybody in the company to get it, for fear they will be too powerful.<br />
<br />
==Places I live==<br />
*Blagovka<br />
*1 Highway Pass, [[Willow]]<br />
*[[Desert Bay]]<br />
*[[Totem Beach]]<br />
*[[Espil]]<br />
<br />
==Positions==<br />
Just some things I do.<br />
*Tsar Edward of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Sansmore]] <br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Heaven City]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Totem Beach]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Wexford]]<br />
*Transportation Minister for [[Valence]] (i think)<br />
*Editor of [[The Totem Post]]<br />
*Worker at [[OLA]]<br />
*Worker at [[YA]]<br />
<br />
==Achievementz==<br />
{{ach|Accepted|Receive the rank of {{colorbox|white|Member}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Home Sweet Home|Receive the rank of {{color|Cyan|Citizen}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Trustee of the Server|Receive the rank of {{color|DarkCyan|Trustee.}}}}<br />
{{ach|Court is in Session|Receive the rank of {{color|RoyalBlue|Councillor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Phone Call Waiting|Receive the rank of {{color|Blue|Mayor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
{{ach|ZOMG IT'S FRUMPLE|Meet {{u|Frumple}} as a Guest.}}<br />
{{ach|Grand Opening|Create a franchise and establish one location.}}<br />
{{ach|Buisness Man|Establish 10 locations with your franchise.}}<br />
{{ach|CEO|Own a successful franchise with over 25 locations.}}<br />
{{ach|Cartographer|Know how to use Dynmap.}}<br />
{{ach|Up and Up!|Know how to use Lift}}<br />
{{ach|Transit Nerd|Connect to the main Minecraft server.}}<br />
{{ach|Welcome Back|Connect to the new server }}<br />
{{ach|Hub of Information|Make an account on the Wiki.}}<br />
{{ach|No Mumbling Allowed|Connect to Discord.}}<br />
{{ach|Thou Hast Been Smitten!|Get smitten by an {{colorbox|red|{{color|white|Admin}}}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
<br />
==Fun facts==<br />
<br />
1. I have over 1 million energy points on [https://www.khanacademy.org Khan Academy].</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Sylvania&diff=141558Sylvania2019-07-20T20:09:36Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div><br />
=== '''<big></big>Welcome To Sylvania!<big></big>''' ===<br />
<br />
<br />
* <big>'''Sylvania''' is the first city made by AppleGamer123, which of July 2019, is still under work. This city is located near Central City, and is mainly meant to be a more local, and common city. Many parts of this city (Apartments and businesses) are available to be bought from the public. This city is also made to help the environment, as seen with nature reserves, villagers or BOB's, and solar power.</big><br />
<br />
'''Businesses'''<br />
* S' MART<br />
* Whole by FLOWE<br />
* Sans Inn<br />
* '''Apple Products'''<br />
* Comet Cafe<br />
* MCEvan's Breakfast<br />
* Sylvania Gifts<br />
* BesTEC<br />
* Crafter's Part<br />
* '''St Francis or Assisi Universal/Catholic Church'''<br />
<br />
(Bold = Not part of Sylvania Shops)<br />
<br />
'''Available Properties'''<br />
* Office building<br />
* SYL Tower floor<br />
* Vacant building floor<br />
* Riverside Apt/Hotel floor<br />
* PVP Arena match<br />
<br />
'''Big THANKS'''<br />
* _Sans05(Deputy Mayor and BIG HELP)<br />
* DaEdwards (I put the FISH in)<br />
* Frog(Idk how many g's)<br />
* Metro(Idk last part)<br />
* Fiork777<br />
* AlphaDS(BIG HELP)<br />
* SoaPuffball<br />
* Echo<br />
* STAFF AND OWNER<br />
<br />
'''A Tour'''<br />
[Coming Soon]<br />
[[Category:Towns]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:ImwithDurr&diff=141494User:ImwithDurr2019-07-20T11:49:20Z<p>DaEdwards: /* Positions */</p>
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<div>{{notice|I have 2 activities for about 6 weeks this summer, so I might not be on as much. Thank you for understanding.}}<br />
<br />
''For the Battlefield 1 character, see [https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the real war hero, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_R._Edwards Daniel R. Edwards]. For the artist, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the town, see [[Edwardsburg]].''<br />
<br />
Wow! You joined my page!<br />
<br />
I am a guy on the MRT server. [[User:DaEdwards/Memes|I like memes]]. You hopefully know that by now.<br />
<br />
You probably know me for [[Blagovka]], [[Flowey Foods]], or randomly joining. I also hate WorldEdit, so I try not to use it. I should learn it tho :P<br />
<br />
{{usertime|timezone=CDT|username-override=DaEdwards|border-color=#8300ff|background-color=#0F86FC|title-color=yellow|time-color=blue}}<br />
<br />
{{User infobox<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = Tsar Edward III of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| name = DaEdwards<br />
| img = <br />
[[File:DaEdwards.png|400px]]<br />
| loc = USA<br />
| timezone = <br />
| lang = English, and Russian that is so bad your better off asking [[User:MishkaMan|this guy]] instead<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = Feb 4<br />
| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]], [[Zapata Corp]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018 (after a long battle with Frumple)<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = maybe<br />
| governor = maybe<br />
| premier = When Elizabeth II dies<br />
| mod = When my grandma eats Chipotle<br />
| admin = When Kirk Douglas dies<br />
| supporter = i need more pence <br />
| discord = @EdwardIII<br />
| youtube = <br />
| twitter = <br />
| twitch = <br />
| facebook = <br />
| skype = <br />
| steam = <br />
| web = <br />
| names = true<br />
| nicknames = Edward, Edward the Third, Eddie, Edwards (cough cough {{u|Willowars}})<br />
| old-names = EdwardIII<br />
| tags = {{User Team Discord}} <br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==FAQ==<br />
<br />
'''Q: Where is your username from?'''<br />
<br />
A: I named myself after an English king named Edward III who died when he was 64. (My grandpa is older then that)<br />
<br />
<br />
He transformed England into a military power. That's all you need to know about this guy. <br />
(well i changed my name so this stuff doesn't really apply anymore ooof)<br />
<br />
'''Q: How did you join?'''<br />
<br />
A: I was searching for "Minecraft metro maps" when I stumbled upon a map of the the Birdhall Metro. So I clicked on the link, and I found the wiki.<br />
I became hyped about the server and wanted to get a gaming computer so I could play, so I got one, and I started playing!<br />
<br />
==Will==<br />
<br />
===[[Blagovka]]=== <br />
Blagovka goes to LegendofYukari, as is the proper transition from mayor to deputy mayor. In this order, if Yukari refuses to be mayor, it goes to<br />
<br />
1. willowars<br />
<br />
2. Echohue<br />
<br />
3. _sans_05<br />
<br />
4. MRT Staff<br />
<br />
If no one can agree, leave Blagovka as a museum. This would be a place to show Guests.<br />
<br />
Or just destroy it and keep H27.<br />
<br />
The under-construction gulag north of [[Borealia]] will go to Sansmore, New Gensokyo, and Willow. They can build their own buildings there.<br />
<br />
My lab plot will be divided among the companies that I leave behind. See below.<br />
<br />
===[[Zapata Corp]] and its associated companies ([[Flowey Foods]] etc)===<br />
Zapata Corp, in the instance of my leaving from the server, will disband. <br />
* Flowey Foods will go to Sans. He can use them for his own franchise.<br />
* [[Mountain Dew World Records]] will go to willowars. <br />
* [[Blagovka Transit]] will go to Yukari, because it is tied to Blagovka itself. <br />
* COLUMBIAferry goes to Sans, for transport to [[Sansmore]].<br />
* The 25% interest in [[YVA]] will go to willowars. I don't want anybody in the company to get it, for fear they will be too powerful.<br />
<br />
==Places I live==<br />
*Blagovka<br />
*1 Highway Pass, [[Willow]]<br />
*[[Desert Bay]]<br />
*[[Totem Beach]]<br />
*[[Espil]]<br />
<br />
==Positions==<br />
Just some things I do.<br />
*Tsar Edward of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Sansmore]] <br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Heaven City]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Totem Beach]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Wexford]]<br />
*Transportation Minister for [[Valence]] (i think)<br />
*Editor of [[The Totem Post]]<br />
*Worker at [[OLA]]<br />
*Worker at [[YA]]<br />
<br />
==Achievementz==<br />
{{ach|Accepted|Receive the rank of {{colorbox|white|Member}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Home Sweet Home|Receive the rank of {{color|Cyan|Citizen}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Trustee of the Server|Receive the rank of {{color|DarkCyan|Trustee.}}}}<br />
{{ach|Court is in Session|Receive the rank of {{color|RoyalBlue|Councillor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Phone Call Waiting|Receive the rank of {{color|Blue|Mayor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
{{ach|ZOMG IT'S FRUMPLE|Meet {{u|Frumple}} as a Guest.}}<br />
{{ach|Grand Opening|Create a franchise and establish one location.}}<br />
{{ach|Buisness Man|Establish 10 locations with your franchise.}}<br />
{{ach|CEO|Own a successful franchise with over 25 locations.}}<br />
{{ach|Cartographer|Know how to use Dynmap.}}<br />
{{ach|Up and Up!|Know how to use Lift}}<br />
{{ach|Transit Nerd|Connect to the main Minecraft server.}}<br />
{{ach|Welcome Back|Connect to the new server }}<br />
{{ach|Hub of Information|Make an account on the Wiki.}}<br />
{{ach|No Mumbling Allowed|Connect to Discord.}}<br />
{{ach|Thou Hast Been Smitten!|Get smitten by an {{colorbox|red|{{color|white|Admin}}}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
<br />
==Fun facts==<br />
<br />
1. I have over 1 million energy points on [https://www.khanacademy.org Khan Academy].</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:ImwithDurr&diff=141493User:ImwithDurr2019-07-20T11:49:06Z<p>DaEdwards: /* Positions */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{notice|I have 2 activities for about 6 weeks this summer, so I might not be on as much. Thank you for understanding.}}<br />
<br />
''For the Battlefield 1 character, see [https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the real war hero, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_R._Edwards Daniel R. Edwards]. For the artist, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the town, see [[Edwardsburg]].''<br />
<br />
Wow! You joined my page!<br />
<br />
I am a guy on the MRT server. [[User:DaEdwards/Memes|I like memes]]. You hopefully know that by now.<br />
<br />
You probably know me for [[Blagovka]], [[Flowey Foods]], or randomly joining. I also hate WorldEdit, so I try not to use it. I should learn it tho :P<br />
<br />
{{usertime|timezone=CDT|username-override=DaEdwards|border-color=#8300ff|background-color=#0F86FC|title-color=yellow|time-color=blue}}<br />
<br />
{{User infobox<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = Tsar Edward III of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| name = DaEdwards<br />
| img = <br />
[[File:DaEdwards.png|400px]]<br />
| loc = USA<br />
| timezone = <br />
| lang = English, and Russian that is so bad your better off asking [[User:MishkaMan|this guy]] instead<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = Feb 4<br />
| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]], [[Zapata Corp]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018 (after a long battle with Frumple)<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = maybe<br />
| governor = maybe<br />
| premier = When Elizabeth II dies<br />
| mod = When my grandma eats Chipotle<br />
| admin = When Kirk Douglas dies<br />
| supporter = i need more pence <br />
| discord = @EdwardIII<br />
| youtube = <br />
| twitter = <br />
| twitch = <br />
| facebook = <br />
| skype = <br />
| steam = <br />
| web = <br />
| names = true<br />
| nicknames = Edward, Edward the Third, Eddie, Edwards (cough cough {{u|Willowars}})<br />
| old-names = EdwardIII<br />
| tags = {{User Team Discord}} <br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==FAQ==<br />
<br />
'''Q: Where is your username from?'''<br />
<br />
A: I named myself after an English king named Edward III who died when he was 64. (My grandpa is older then that)<br />
<br />
<br />
He transformed England into a military power. That's all you need to know about this guy. <br />
(well i changed my name so this stuff doesn't really apply anymore ooof)<br />
<br />
'''Q: How did you join?'''<br />
<br />
A: I was searching for "Minecraft metro maps" when I stumbled upon a map of the the Birdhall Metro. So I clicked on the link, and I found the wiki.<br />
I became hyped about the server and wanted to get a gaming computer so I could play, so I got one, and I started playing!<br />
<br />
==Will==<br />
<br />
===[[Blagovka]]=== <br />
Blagovka goes to LegendofYukari, as is the proper transition from mayor to deputy mayor. In this order, if Yukari refuses to be mayor, it goes to<br />
<br />
1. willowars<br />
<br />
2. Echohue<br />
<br />
3. _sans_05<br />
<br />
4. MRT Staff<br />
<br />
If no one can agree, leave Blagovka as a museum. This would be a place to show Guests.<br />
<br />
Or just destroy it and keep H27.<br />
<br />
The under-construction gulag north of [[Borealia]] will go to Sansmore, New Gensokyo, and Willow. They can build their own buildings there.<br />
<br />
My lab plot will be divided among the companies that I leave behind. See below.<br />
<br />
===[[Zapata Corp]] and its associated companies ([[Flowey Foods]] etc)===<br />
Zapata Corp, in the instance of my leaving from the server, will disband. <br />
* Flowey Foods will go to Sans. He can use them for his own franchise.<br />
* [[Mountain Dew World Records]] will go to willowars. <br />
* [[Blagovka Transit]] will go to Yukari, because it is tied to Blagovka itself. <br />
* COLUMBIAferry goes to Sans, for transport to [[Sansmore]].<br />
* The 25% interest in [[YVA]] will go to willowars. I don't want anybody in the company to get it, for fear they will be too powerful.<br />
<br />
==Places I live==<br />
*Blagovka<br />
*1 Highway Pass, [[Willow]]<br />
*[[Desert Bay]]<br />
*[[Totem Beach]]<br />
*[[Espil]]<br />
<br />
==Positions==<br />
Just some things I do.<br />
*Tsar Edward of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Sansmore]] (Caretaker while Sans is gone)<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Heaven City]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Totem Beach]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Wexford]]<br />
*Transportation Minister for [[Valence]] (i think)<br />
*Editor of [[The Totem Post]]<br />
*Worker at [[OLA]]<br />
*Worker at [[YA]]<br />
<br />
==Achievementz==<br />
{{ach|Accepted|Receive the rank of {{colorbox|white|Member}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Home Sweet Home|Receive the rank of {{color|Cyan|Citizen}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Trustee of the Server|Receive the rank of {{color|DarkCyan|Trustee.}}}}<br />
{{ach|Court is in Session|Receive the rank of {{color|RoyalBlue|Councillor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Phone Call Waiting|Receive the rank of {{color|Blue|Mayor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
{{ach|ZOMG IT'S FRUMPLE|Meet {{u|Frumple}} as a Guest.}}<br />
{{ach|Grand Opening|Create a franchise and establish one location.}}<br />
{{ach|Buisness Man|Establish 10 locations with your franchise.}}<br />
{{ach|CEO|Own a successful franchise with over 25 locations.}}<br />
{{ach|Cartographer|Know how to use Dynmap.}}<br />
{{ach|Up and Up!|Know how to use Lift}}<br />
{{ach|Transit Nerd|Connect to the main Minecraft server.}}<br />
{{ach|Welcome Back|Connect to the new server }}<br />
{{ach|Hub of Information|Make an account on the Wiki.}}<br />
{{ach|No Mumbling Allowed|Connect to Discord.}}<br />
{{ach|Thou Hast Been Smitten!|Get smitten by an {{colorbox|red|{{color|white|Admin}}}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
<br />
==Fun facts==<br />
<br />
1. I have over 1 million energy points on [https://www.khanacademy.org Khan Academy].</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Vulpine_Airways&diff=141492Vulpine Airways2019-07-20T11:48:20Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>{{notice|Vulpine Airways is now its own airline, after the disbandment of [[YVA]].}}<br />
'''Vulpine Airways''' is a airline owned by {{u|KingFox}} and {{u|FiorkG}} It is the flag carrier of the [[Democratic Republic of Vulpine]]<br />
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| focus_cities = <br />
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| frequent_flyer = ?<br />
| alliance = N/A<br />
| subsidiaries = <br />
| active_flights = 0<br />
| destinations = 0<br />
| company_slogan = Slogan<br />
| parent = Parent Company<br />
| headquarters = IDK<br />
| key_people = <br />
*CEO {{u|KingFox}}<br />
*CEO {{u|FiorkG}}<br />
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| num_employees = 2<br />
| notes =<br />
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[[Category:Airline Companies]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Comhaontas_Eitilte_S%C3%ADoch%C3%A1nta&diff=141491Comhaontas Eitilte Síochánta2019-07-20T11:45:35Z<p>DaEdwards: /* Current Members */</p>
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<div>[[Category:Airline alliances]]<br />
{{infobox<br />
|headerstyle = background:skyblue;<br />
|above = Comhaontas Eitilte Síochánta<br />
|image = [[file:CES_Logo.png]]<br />
|header1 = About<br />
|label2 = Founders<br />
|data2 = {{u|CodyHM}}, {{u|Conric005}}<br />
|label3 = Headquarters<br />
|data3 = [[The City of Seoland]]<br />
|label4 = Launch Date<br />
|data4 = August 18th, 2018<br />
|label5 = Motto<br />
|data5 = One flag, United.<br />
|header11 = Network<br />
|label12 = Members<br />
|data12 = [[Oceanic Langus Airways]] (OLA) <br> [[MRT Airlines]] (MRT)<br />
|label13 = Alliance Hubs<br />
|data13 = [[Seoland Trimunicipalities Airport| Seoland]] <br/> [[Larkspur Lilyflower International Airport|Larkspur]] <br/> [[New Genisys Airfield|New Genisys]] <br/> [[West Mesa International Airport|Deadbush]] <br/> [[New Acreadium Sky International Airport|New Acreadium]]<br />
|label15 = Alliance Focus Cities<br />
|data15 = [[Pixl Vinayaka International Airport|Pixl]] <br />
|}}<br />
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''' Comhaontas Eitilte Síochánta''' (CES) is an airline alliance founded by {{u|CodyHM}} and {{u|Conric005}}. It started as a way for the two's airlines to get better chances of gate requests being accepted. Since its creation, CES has hubs at several airports, as well as a rewards program, codeshare agreements, and more.<br />
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Airlines wishing to join must read the framework below.<br />
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= Member Airlines=<br />
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==Current Members==<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
!Airline<br />
!Owner(s)<br />
!Hub(s)<br />
!Focus City(ies)<br />
|-<br />
|'''[[Oceanic Langus Airways]]''' || {{u|CodyHM}} {{u|MaxStewartS}} {{sup|1}} || [[Seoland Trimunicipalities Airport| Seoland]] <br/> [[Larkspur Lilyflower International Airport|Larkspur]] <br/> [[New Genisys Airfield|New Genisys]] <br/> [[West Mesa International Airport|Deadbush]] <br/> [[New Acreadium Sky International Airport|New Acreadium]] || [[Pixl Vinayaka International Airport|Pixl]] <br />
|-<br />
|[[MRT Airlines]] || {{u|LightingMC}}||[[New Genisys Airfield|New Genisys]] ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[Yeet Airways]]|| {{u|Sans05}} {{U|DaEdwards}} {{u|MaxStewartS}} || ||<br />
|-<br />
| [[Ray Airlines]] || {{U|O OM3GA O}} || || <br />
|-<br />
<br />
|}<br />
<br />
<small>{{sup|1}}Original Member</small><br />
<br />
==Past Members==<br />
Former Members<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
!Airline<br />
!Owner(s)<br />
!Reason For Leaving<br />
|-<br />
| [[Michigana]] || {{u|KevAKATheGr8}} || Joined SNA<br />
|-<br />
| '''Gandalf Air''' || {{u|Conric005}} || Dissolved<br />
|-<br />
| [[Kangaroo Air]] || {{u|TheGreenKangaroo}} || Joined SNA<br />
|-<br />
| [[Oceanic Airways]] || {{u|MaxStewartS}} || Merged with [[Aer Langus]]<br />
|-<br />
| [[Virgin]] Genesis || {{u|LightingMC}} || Dissolved<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| [[Atlantic Airlines]] || {{u|TheGreenKangaroo}}, {{u|FiorkG}} (former)|| Merged with [[Kangaroo Air]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[Alaska Airlines]] || {{u|EliteNeon}} </br> {{u|Smae}} || Unknown<br />
|}<br />
<br />
=Benefits=<br />
All alliance members may use alliance-owned or alliance-specific portions of air facilities. In addition, alliance members gain access to gates reserved for CES members.<br />
<br />
Specific details and terms of usage can be found below.<br />
<br />
=Avios=<br />
Avios is CES's four-tier rewards program, allowing patrons of our member airlines double the fun<br />
<br />
====Beag====<br />
'''To Qualify: 15,000 EQMs and/or $5,000 EQDs'''<br />
*'''Access to Lounges''' - All members receive one pass per year to enter any CES Lounge. includes one guest passes<br />
*'''Priority Check-In''' - All Beag fliers have a 39% chance of getting complementry RPCBK Pre.<br />
<br />
====Mheán====<br />
'''To Qualify: 30,000 EQMs and/or $8,000 EQDs'''<br />
*'''Access to Lounges''' - All members receive two passes per year to enter any CES Lounge. Each pass includes two guest passes<br />
*'''Priority Check-In''' - All Mheán fliers have access to our Tapa check-in line.<br />
*'''Complementry Rush''' - All Mheán fliers get complementry RPCBK Pre.<br />
*'''Complimentary Upgrades''' - On all CES airlines you may request a first/business class upgrade (if available) for no charge (24 hours before flight), not all flights included.<br />
<br />
<br />
====Mór====<br />
'''To Qualify: 50,000 EQMs and/or $12,000 EQDs'''<br />
*'''Same Benefits as Mheán plus:<br />
*'''Access to Lounges''' - an additional four passes per year to enter any CES lounge.<br />
*'''Mór Status''' - Like the name sounds, All CES Mór members will receive a intrest free Avioscard which will allow them to receive 1mi per $2.25 spent while traveling. <br />
<br />
<br />
====Ard====<br />
'''To Qualify: 90,000 EQMs and/or $20,000 EQDs'''<br />
For our most valued passengers, we offer excellence in all areas. Here are some of the features there are to Ard Members in addition to those of Mór:<br />
*'''No Deaddrops'' - Ard members do not have to worry about losing their status. If you gain Ard status you are automatically an Mór for life. No need to fret if you take a break from travelling.<br />
*'''Ard Status AviosCard''' - All Ard members will get 2mi per every $2.25 on their AviosCard.<br />
*'''Concierge''' - Our Concierge staff is available to all Ard members 24/7 as a personal resource for many different aspects of your life. Whether you need to select a restaurant and arrange the details of an upcoming special event or if you want expert advice selecting just the right gift, you can rely on Concierge to coordinate and take care of your requests, big or small.</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Talk:Yeet-Vulpine_Airways&diff=141490Talk:Yeet-Vulpine Airways2019-07-20T11:44:24Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>OK, Guys. Can I ask what the heck happened to get this airline disbanded? If Fiork did something let me know and I'll talk to him. Please note that I will not be on until the 27th so try to sort this out. [[User:KingFox|Thank you, KingFox]] ([[User talk:KingFox|talk]]) 02:18, 20 July 2019 (UTC)<br />
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So, uh, Fox. <br />
<br />
Fiork and me/Sans had a disagreement about the company's future. Fiork thought that we were one COMPANY but two different AIRLINES. Me and Sans intended the company to be ONE COMPANY/AIRLINE. <br />
<br />
We had an argument, and we ultimately decided to disband due to airline management problems.<br />
<br />
[[User:DaEdwards|Any questions?]] [[User:DaEdwards|DaEdwards]] ([[User talk:DaEdwards|talk]]) 11:44, 20 July 2019 (UTC)</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Yeet-Vulpine_Airways&diff=141432Yeet-Vulpine Airways2019-07-20T00:42:51Z<p>DaEdwards: bye YVA :(</p>
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<div>{{DRVEPP}}<br />
[[Category:Airline Companies]]<br />
{{Airline Infobox2<br />
| img = [[File:YVALogo.jpg|350px]]<br />
| CODE = YVA| YVA<br />
| callsign = Yeet<br />
| founded = July 15, 2019<br />
| commenced = N/A<br />
| bases = N/A<br />
| hubs = N/A<br />
| frequent_flyer = Chungus<br />
| alliance = [[CES]]<br />
| subsidiaries = <br />
| company_slogan = Most Trusted.<br />
| parent = <br />
| headquarters = [[Totem Beach]]<br />
| key_people = <br />
*{{u|Sans05}}, Pasting Boi<br />
*{{u|DaEdwards}}, Gate Fox<br />
*{{u|KingFox}}, Manager <br />
*{{u|Fiork777}}, Designer<br />
| assets = <br />
*[[Zapata Corp]], 25%<br />
*[[VCORP]], 25%<br />
*{{u|FiorkG}}, 25%<br />
*{{u|Sans05}}, 25%<br />
| num_employees = 4<br />
| notes =<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Yeet-Vulpine Airways''' was a small airline on the MRT New World. It was a merger between Yeet Airways, a company founded by {{u|Sans05}} and {{u|DaEdwards}}, and [[Vulpine Airways]], a company founded by {{u|KingFox}} and {{u|Fiork777}}.<br />
<br />
The airline was plagued by many disagreements after it joined the airline alliance [[CES]]. It ultimately disbanded on July 19, 2019.</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Chan_Bay_International_Airport&diff=141416Chan Bay International Airport2019-07-19T16:26:39Z<p>DaEdwards: Wrong letter Oof</p>
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<div>{{Infobox airport<br />
| name = <big>Chan Bay International Airport</big><br />
| IATA = CBI<br />
| ICAO = CCBI<br />
| type = Civilian<br />
| owner = {{u|MojangChan}} <br />
| operator = [[Mojang Union]]<br />
| cities-served= [[Chan Bay]]<br />
| location = Chan Bay, New World<br />
| hub = DAS<br />
| built = April 17, 2019<br />
| used = April 17, 2019 - ****<br />
| r1-number = 18 / 36<br />
| r1-length-f = 1968<br />
| r1-length-m = 600<br />
| r1-surface = Gray Concrete<br />
| stat-year = April 2019<br />
| stat1-header = Area<br />
| stat1-data = tbd<br />
| stat2-header = Gates<br />
| stat2-data = 80<br />
| stat3-header = Airlines<br />
| stat3-data = TBD<br />
| stat4-header = Transportation<br />
| stat4-data = n/a<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Chan Bay Airfield is the third air facility built in [[Chan Bay]]. It is located in the northern plains of Chan Bay. <br />
<br />
*'''Municipal Transportation Agency Resolution 3/Airport Gate Purchasing Guidelines (AGPG)''': This resolution sets the guidelines for purchasing gates in ALL Mojang Union-operated airfields and airports: <br />
**A SMALL/HELICOPTER gate Costs 10$, A MEDIUM gate costs 20$, A LARGE gate costs 30$. NOTE: Medium-Small Gates are considered MEDIUM GATES, Helicopters use SMALL GATES<br />
**Gates will be inspected every beginning of the month. A plane/helicopter will be dismantled/gate will be reassigned if: 1)No plane in gate 2)No warp on plane 3)Purchaser has not payed purchasing fee<br />
**If the above has happened, the purchaser WILL NOT be refunded to ensure that the airline owner is responsible for its shortcomings, unless there is valid appeal.<br />
**Maximum of 2 PLANES serving one destination (airfield), Maximum of 5 PLANES serving one destination (airport)<br />
**To be posted in the wiki pages of every Mojang Union-operated airfield and airport<br />
**Cutting gate request line will result in the automatic ban of the airline from the airfield/airport. NOTE: The gate request line starts ON TOP and ends in the BOTTOM so please put your gate requests on the BOTTOM of the list, Thank You.<br />
***'''"Cutting the line"''': putting your request on top of others who requested first.<br />
<br />
=Gate Requests=<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
!Airline<br />
!Amount<br />
!Destination<br />
!Status*<br />
!Remarks*<br />
|-<br />
|DAS<br />
|S-14,MS-2,M-4<br />
|HUB<br />
|A<br />
|My airline<br />
|-<br />
|IntraAir<br />
|MS-1<br />
|WMI<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|IntraAir<br />
|M-5<br />
|HUB (guaranteed flights to EBI and FYI)<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|BluAir<br />
|S-5,M-4<br />
|HUB<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|South Weast Charter<br />
| S -1<br />
|NBC<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|SunAir<br />
|M-1<br />
|SSI<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|mrths air<br />
|ms-1 or m-1<br />
| FYI if M CIA if both<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|flihigh airlines<br />
|small-1<br />
|VFW<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Kangaroo Air<br />
|m or s<br />
| WMI, LFA, EEA if small, to be determined if medium<br />
|partial A<br />
|small only, KA has no record of M plane<br />
|-<br />
|SkyTrans<br />
|M-2, S-2<br />
|CWI, FYI, KTI<br>NHR, FSI<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|FlySubway<br />
|1 or 2 medium gates<br />
|TBI and/or KTI (if i get two gates i'll do both)<br />
|A<br />
|1 gate <br />
|-<br />
|Wythern Air (EliteNeon)<br />
|3 Small<br />
|'''(HUB)'''Guaranteed Air to Wythern and Larkspur; Possible For Spring Valley<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Michigana<br />
|ms-1, s-1 (If you want to know about the MS plane I have I can show you in lab)<br />
|Small: Itomori, <br>medium-small: FYI, Kantō<br />
|partial A<br />
|No record of in-service MS plane<br />
|-<br />
| Infamous Airlines<br />
|5 Small, 2 Medium-small, 3 medium<br />
|Small: VDA, Brooklyn, WMI, Murrville, Dekuville <br>Medium-Small: Ice Springs, Sunshine Coast <br>Medium: Ilirea, FYI, Richville, <br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Infamous Eagle<br />
|1 Small<br />
|TPA<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|FlyCreeper<br />
|S-1, M-1, H-1<br />
|Small: HND & DEA <br> Medium: FSI <br> Heli: UHC & SLW<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|MRT Airlines<br />
|1 Small, 1 Medium<br />
|Small: New Genisys Medium: Kanto<br />
|partial A<br />
|Medium Plane is too high and fuselage is too big to fit in gate.<br />
|-<br />
|torii<br />
|1 small<br />
|MSA<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|MRT Airlines<br />
|1 Small<br />
|West Calbar<br />
|D<br />
|You don't have a gate at West Calbar.<br />
|-<br />
|FlyCycle<br />
|1 Small<br />
|Deadbush Foxfoe<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Cascadia Airways<br />
|1 Medium<br />
|Ilirea Midcity International<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Waypoint<br />
|1 Medium-Small (or) 1 Small<br />
|Epsilon International Airport<br />
|partial A<br />
|MS Gates are full.<br />
|-<br />
|[[MRT Airlines]]<br />
|1 small<br />
|Larkspur Lilyflower International Airport<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|[[National Airlines]]<br />
|1 medium<br />
|Ice Springs via Freedon<br />
|D<br />
|Medium gates are full. Please reapply if you would like a small gate.<br />
|-<br />
|[[airTotem]]<br />
|1 heli<br />
|Totem Beach Centro<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|[[OLA]]<br />
|1 small<br />
|Pasadena<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|[[Ray Airlines]]<br />
|2 small<br />
|GSZ and MAX<br />
|partial A<br />
|Only one gate will be given.<br />
|-<br />
|[[YVA]]<br />
|1 small<br />
|New Gensokyo, possibly GSM<br />
|<br />
|}<br />
<br />
=Gates=<br />
Once approved, you may choose what gate/s you want and you may put your airline and destination in the respective sections of the table.<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
!Gate<br />
!Airline<br />
!Destination<br />
!Status<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1A'''<br />
|-<br />
|1<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Murrville-Arcadia International]]<br>[[Tom Paris-Richville City Airfield]]<br>[[Moramoa Mixed Martial Arts Airfield]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|2<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[West Mesa International Airport]] <br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|3<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|Brooklyn Regional Airport<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|4<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Dekuville Harbor Airfield]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|5<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Freedon Silverwood International Airport]]<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1B'''<br />
|-<br />
|6<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|7<br />
|[[MRTHS Air]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|8<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Sunshine Coast Máspalmas International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|9<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Ice Springs Regional Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1C'''<br />
|-<br />
|10<br />
|[[Kangaroo Air]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|11<br />
|[[South Weast Charter]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|12<br />
|[[SkyTrans]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|13<br />
|[[SkyTrans]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|14<br />
|[[FliHigh Airlines]]<br />
|[[Venceslo-Fifth Ward International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|15<br />
|[[Infamous Eagle]]<br />
|[[Tom Paris-Richville City Airfield]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|16<br />
|[[Michigana]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|17<br />
|[[FlyCreeper]]<br />
|[[Creeperville International Airport]] <br> [[Deadbush Edgecliff Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|18<br />
|[[MRT Airlines]]<br />
|[[New Genisys Airfield]]<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|19<br />
|[[torii]]<br />
|[[Mojangsburg Suidplein Airfield]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|20<br />
|[[FlyCycle]]<br />
|[[Deadbush Foxfoe Memorial Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|21<br />
|[[Waypoint]]<br />
|[[Epsilon International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|22<br />
|[[MRT Airlines]]<br />
|[[Larkspur Lilyflower International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|23<br />
|[[Oceanic Langus Airways]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|24<br />
|[[Spirit Airlines]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|25<br />
|[[Ray Airlines]]<br />
|[[Murrville-Arcadia International]]<br />
|On-Time<br />
|-<br />
|26<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|27<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|28<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|29<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1D'''<br />
|-<br />
|30<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|31<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|32<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|33<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|34<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1E'''<br />
|-<br />
|35<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|36<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|37<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|38<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1F'''<br />
|-<br />
|39<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|40<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|41<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|42<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|43<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|44<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|45<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|46<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|47<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|48<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|49<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|50<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|51<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|52<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1G'''<br />
|-<br />
|53<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|54<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|55<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|56<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|57<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|58<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 2'''<br />
|-<br />
|59<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|60<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|61<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|62<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|63<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|64<br />
|[[SunAir]]<br />
|[[Sunshine Coast]]<br />
|On Time!<br />
|-<br />
|65<br />
|[[Cascadia Airways]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|66<br />
|[[SkyTrans]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|67<br />
|[[SkyTrans]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|68<br />
|[[FlySubway]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|69<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Richville International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|70<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Ilirea Midcity Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|71<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Fort Yaxier International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|72<br />
|[[FlyCreeper]]<br />
|[[Freedon Silverwood International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''Helicopter Yard'''<br />
|-<br />
|73<br />
|[[FlyCreeper]]<br />
|[[Creeperville University Heliport]] <br> [[Souslow Heliport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|74<br />
|[[Alaskan Airlines]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|75<br />
|[[airTotem]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|76<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|77<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|78<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|79<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|80<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|}<br />
{{quality|2}}<br />
[[Category:Airports]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Chan_Bay_International_Airport&diff=141415Chan Bay International Airport2019-07-19T16:24:36Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>{{Infobox airport<br />
| name = <big>Chan Bay International Airport</big><br />
| IATA = CBI<br />
| ICAO = CCBI<br />
| type = Civilian<br />
| owner = {{u|MojangChan}} <br />
| operator = [[Mojang Union]]<br />
| cities-served= [[Chan Bay]]<br />
| location = Chan Bay, New World<br />
| hub = DAS<br />
| built = April 17, 2019<br />
| used = April 17, 2019 - ****<br />
| r1-number = 18 / 36<br />
| r1-length-f = 1968<br />
| r1-length-m = 600<br />
| r1-surface = Gray Concrete<br />
| stat-year = April 2019<br />
| stat1-header = Area<br />
| stat1-data = tbd<br />
| stat2-header = Gates<br />
| stat2-data = 80<br />
| stat3-header = Airlines<br />
| stat3-data = TBD<br />
| stat4-header = Transportation<br />
| stat4-data = n/a<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Chan Bay Airfield is the third air facility built in [[Chan Bay]]. It is located in the northern plains of Chan Bay. <br />
<br />
*'''Municipal Transportation Agency Resolution 3/Airport Gate Purchasing Guidelines (AGPG)''': This resolution sets the guidelines for purchasing gates in ALL Mojang Union-operated airfields and airports: <br />
**A SMALL/HELICOPTER gate Costs 10$, A MEDIUM gate costs 20$, A LARGE gate costs 30$. NOTE: Medium-Small Gates are considered MEDIUM GATES, Helicopters use SMALL GATES<br />
**Gates will be inspected every beginning of the month. A plane/helicopter will be dismantled/gate will be reassigned if: 1)No plane in gate 2)No warp on plane 3)Purchaser has not payed purchasing fee<br />
**If the above has happened, the purchaser WILL NOT be refunded to ensure that the airline owner is responsible for its shortcomings, unless there is valid appeal.<br />
**Maximum of 2 PLANES serving one destination (airfield), Maximum of 5 PLANES serving one destination (airport)<br />
**To be posted in the wiki pages of every Mojang Union-operated airfield and airport<br />
**Cutting gate request line will result in the automatic ban of the airline from the airfield/airport. NOTE: The gate request line starts ON TOP and ends in the BOTTOM so please put your gate requests on the BOTTOM of the list, Thank You.<br />
***'''"Cutting the line"''': putting your request on top of others who requested first.<br />
<br />
=Gate Requests=<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
!Airline<br />
!Amount<br />
!Destination<br />
!Status*<br />
!Remarks*<br />
|-<br />
|DAS<br />
|S-14,MS-2,M-4<br />
|HUB<br />
|A<br />
|My airline<br />
|-<br />
|IntraAir<br />
|MS-1<br />
|WMI<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|IntraAir<br />
|M-5<br />
|HUB (guaranteed flights to EBI and FYI)<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|BluAir<br />
|S-5,M-4<br />
|HUB<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|South Weast Charter<br />
| S -1<br />
|NBC<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|SunAir<br />
|M-1<br />
|SSI<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|mrths air<br />
|ms-1 or m-1<br />
| FYI if M CIA if both<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|flihigh airlines<br />
|small-1<br />
|VFW<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Kangaroo Air<br />
|m or s<br />
| WMI, LFA, EEA if small, to be determined if medium<br />
|partial A<br />
|small only, KA has no record of M plane<br />
|-<br />
|SkyTrans<br />
|M-2, S-2<br />
|CWI, FYI, KTI<br>NHR, FSI<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|FlySubway<br />
|1 or 2 medium gates<br />
|TBI and/or KTI (if i get two gates i'll do both)<br />
|A<br />
|1 gate <br />
|-<br />
|Wythern Air (EliteNeon)<br />
|3 Small<br />
|'''(HUB)'''Guaranteed Air to Wythern and Larkspur; Possible For Spring Valley<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Michigana<br />
|ms-1, s-1 (If you want to know about the MS plane I have I can show you in lab)<br />
|Small: Itomori, <br>medium-small: FYI, Kantō<br />
|partial A<br />
|No record of in-service MS plane<br />
|-<br />
| Infamous Airlines<br />
|5 Small, 2 Medium-small, 3 medium<br />
|Small: VDA, Brooklyn, WMI, Murrville, Dekuville <br>Medium-Small: Ice Springs, Sunshine Coast <br>Medium: Ilirea, FYI, Richville, <br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Infamous Eagle<br />
|1 Small<br />
|TPA<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|FlyCreeper<br />
|S-1, M-1, H-1<br />
|Small: HND & DEA <br> Medium: FSI <br> Heli: UHC & SLW<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|MRT Airlines<br />
|1 Small, 1 Medium<br />
|Small: New Genisys Medium: Kanto<br />
|partial A<br />
|Medium Plane is too high and fuselage is too big to fit in gate.<br />
|-<br />
|torii<br />
|1 small<br />
|MSA<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|MRT Airlines<br />
|1 Small<br />
|West Calbar<br />
|D<br />
|You don't have a gate at West Calbar.<br />
|-<br />
|FlyCycle<br />
|1 Small<br />
|Deadbush Foxfoe<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Cascadia Airways<br />
|1 Medium<br />
|Ilirea Midcity International<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|Waypoint<br />
|1 Medium-Small (or) 1 Small<br />
|Epsilon International Airport<br />
|partial A<br />
|MS Gates are full.<br />
|-<br />
|[[MRT Airlines]]<br />
|1 small<br />
|Larkspur Lilyflower International Airport<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|[[National Airlines]]<br />
|1 medium<br />
|Ice Springs via Freedon<br />
|D<br />
|Medium gates are full. Please reapply if you would like a small gate.<br />
|-<br />
|[[airTotem]]<br />
|1 heli<br />
|Totem Beach Centro<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|[[OLA]]<br />
|1 small<br />
|Pasadena<br />
|A<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|[[Ray Airlines]]<br />
|2 small<br />
|GSZ and MAX<br />
|partial A<br />
|Only one gate will be given.<br />
|-<br />
|[[YVA]]<br />
|1 small<br />
|New Gensokyo, possibly GSZ<br />
|<br />
|}<br />
<br />
=Gates=<br />
Once approved, you may choose what gate/s you want and you may put your airline and destination in the respective sections of the table.<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
!Gate<br />
!Airline<br />
!Destination<br />
!Status<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1A'''<br />
|-<br />
|1<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Murrville-Arcadia International]]<br>[[Tom Paris-Richville City Airfield]]<br>[[Moramoa Mixed Martial Arts Airfield]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|2<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[West Mesa International Airport]] <br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|3<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|Brooklyn Regional Airport<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|4<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Dekuville Harbor Airfield]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|5<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Freedon Silverwood International Airport]]<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1B'''<br />
|-<br />
|6<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|7<br />
|[[MRTHS Air]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|8<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Sunshine Coast Máspalmas International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|9<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Ice Springs Regional Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1C'''<br />
|-<br />
|10<br />
|[[Kangaroo Air]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|11<br />
|[[South Weast Charter]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|12<br />
|[[SkyTrans]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|13<br />
|[[SkyTrans]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|14<br />
|[[FliHigh Airlines]]<br />
|[[Venceslo-Fifth Ward International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|15<br />
|[[Infamous Eagle]]<br />
|[[Tom Paris-Richville City Airfield]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|16<br />
|[[Michigana]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|17<br />
|[[FlyCreeper]]<br />
|[[Creeperville International Airport]] <br> [[Deadbush Edgecliff Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|18<br />
|[[MRT Airlines]]<br />
|[[New Genisys Airfield]]<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|19<br />
|[[torii]]<br />
|[[Mojangsburg Suidplein Airfield]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|20<br />
|[[FlyCycle]]<br />
|[[Deadbush Foxfoe Memorial Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|21<br />
|[[Waypoint]]<br />
|[[Epsilon International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|22<br />
|[[MRT Airlines]]<br />
|[[Larkspur Lilyflower International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|23<br />
|[[Oceanic Langus Airways]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|24<br />
|[[Spirit Airlines]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|25<br />
|[[Ray Airlines]]<br />
|[[Murrville-Arcadia International]]<br />
|On-Time<br />
|-<br />
|26<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|27<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|28<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|29<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1D'''<br />
|-<br />
|30<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|31<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|32<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|33<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|34<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1E'''<br />
|-<br />
|35<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|36<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|37<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|38<br />
|[[BluAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1F'''<br />
|-<br />
|39<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|40<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|41<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|42<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|43<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|44<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|45<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|46<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|47<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|48<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|49<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|50<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|51<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|52<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 1G'''<br />
|-<br />
|53<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|54<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|55<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|56<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|57<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|58<br />
|[[DAS]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''TERMINAL 2'''<br />
|-<br />
|59<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|60<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|61<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|62<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|63<br />
|[[IntraAir]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|64<br />
|[[SunAir]]<br />
|[[Sunshine Coast]]<br />
|On Time!<br />
|-<br />
|65<br />
|[[Cascadia Airways]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|66<br />
|[[SkyTrans]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|67<br />
|[[SkyTrans]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|68<br />
|[[FlySubway]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|69<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Richville International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|70<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Ilirea Midcity Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|71<br />
|[[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
|[[Fort Yaxier International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|72<br />
|[[FlyCreeper]]<br />
|[[Freedon Silverwood International Airport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
!colspan="4"|'''Helicopter Yard'''<br />
|-<br />
|73<br />
|[[FlyCreeper]]<br />
|[[Creeperville University Heliport]] <br> [[Souslow Heliport]]<br />
|On Time<br />
|-<br />
|74<br />
|[[Alaskan Airlines]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|75<br />
|[[airTotem]]<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|76<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|77<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|78<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|79<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|80<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|}<br />
{{quality|2}}<br />
[[Category:Airports]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Antioch_Regional_Airfield&diff=141414Antioch Regional Airfield2019-07-19T16:19:06Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>{{Infobox airport<br />
| name = Antioch Regional Airfield<br />
| image = <br />
| IATA = ANA<br />
| ICAO = ANTA<br />
| type = Airfield<br><br />
| owner = [[Metropolitan Transportation Commission]]<br />
| operator = [[Metropolitan Transportation Commission]]<br />
| city-served = [[Antioch]]<br />
| location = [[Antioch]]<br />
| hub = [[Infamous Airlines]]<br />
| focus-city = [[Infamous Eagle]]<br />
| elevation-f = TBA<br />
| elevation-m = TBA<br />
| coordinates = <br />
| r1-number = TBA / TBA<br />
| r1-length-f = TBA<br />
| r1-length-m = TBA<br />
| r1-surface = TBA<br />
| stat1-header = Officially opened<br />
| stat1-data = May 15th, 2018<br />
| stat-year = December 2018<br />
| stat1-header = Area{{sup|1}}<br />
| stat1-data = TBD{{sup|2}}<br />
| stat2-header = Gates<br />
| stat2-data = 22<br />
| stat3-header = Airlines<br />
| stat3-data = See below<br />
| stat4-header = Transportation<br />
| stat4-data = <br />
}}<br />
'''Antioch Regional Airfield''' is an airfield located in [[Antioch]] in the north new world. The airfield, owned and operated by the [[Metropolitan Transportation Commission]]. It is one of the major hubs for [[Infamous Airlines]], who use it to hub most of their small plane flights. <br />
<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
!Gate<br />
!Airline<br />
!Destination<br />
|-<br />
|colspan="3" align="center" style="background: lightblue;" | '''Concourse A (Infamous Airlines Concourse)'''<br />
|-<br />
|A1 || [[Infamous Airlines]] || [[Richville International Airport]]<br />
|-<br />
|A2 || [[Infamous Airlines]] ||<br />
|-<br />
|A3 || [[Infamous Airlines]] || <br />
|-<br />
|A4 || [[Infamous Airlines]] || <br />
|-<br />
|A5 || [[Infamous Airlines]] || <br />
|-<br />
|A6 || [[Infamous Airlines]] || <br />
|-<br />
|A7 || [[Infamous Airlines]] || <br />
|-<br />
|A8 || [[Infamous Airlines]] || <br />
|-<br />
|A9 || [[Infamous Airlines]] || <br />
|-<br />
|A10 || [[Infamous Airlines]] || <br />
|-<br />
|A11 || [[Infamous Airlines]] || <br />
|-<br />
|colspan="3" align="center" style="background: lightblue;" | '''Concourse B'''<br />
|-<br />
|B1 || [[MRTHS Air]] || <br />
|-<br />
|B2 || [[SkyTrans]] || <br />
|-<br />
|B3 || [[SkyTrans]] || <br />
|-<br />
|B4 || [[FlyCreeper]] || [[Creeperville International Airport]]<br />
|-<br />
|B5 || [[South Weast Charter]] || [[Jimmy Doolittle Regional Airport]]<br />
|-<br />
|B6 || [[BluAir]] || <br />
|-<br />
|B7 || [[Infamous Eagle]] || <br />
|-<br />
|B8 || [[Spirit Airlines]] || <br />
|-<br />
|B9 || [[Spirit Airlines]] || <br />
|-<br />
|B10 || || <br />
|-<br />
|B11 || || <br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
== Gate Requests ==<br />
We will have a limited amount of gates, it will be determined in a First Come, First Serve basis.<br />
{|class="wikitable"<br />
!Airline<br />
!Plane or Heli<br />
!Username<br />
!Destination(s)<br />
|-<br />
| Airline || Dragon || {{u|Frumple}} || Space<br />
|-<br />
| SkyTrans || 1 Small || {{u|Camelfantasy}} || UCWTIA, FYI<br />
|-<br />
| [[South Weast Charter]] || Plane || {{u|Narnia17}} || [[Jimmy Doolittle Regional Airport]]<br />
|-<br />
| FlyCreeper || Plane || {{u|Frosty_Creeper10}} || HND/FSI, FYI<br />
|-<br />
| [[YVA]] || Small Plane || {{u|DaEdwards}} || New Acreadium<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
{{quality|1}}[[Category:Airports]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Zapata_Corp&diff=141366Zapata Corp2019-07-18T17:07:59Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>{{infobox<br />
| headerstyle = background:#1d5de3;<br />
| above = <br />
| image = <br />
[[File:Zapata corp logo.png|500px]]<br />
| header1 = Company Executives<br />
| label2 = Founder & CEO<br />
| data2 = {{u|DaEdwards}}<br />
| header3 = Facts<br />
| label4 = Founded<br />
| data4 = May 4, 2019<br />
| label5 = Headquarters<br />
| data5 = [[Blagovka]] (Future Zapata Building)<br />
}}<br />
<br />
'''Zapata Corp''' is a holdings company owned by {{u|DaEdwards}}. It was founded on May 4, 2019. <br />
==DISCLAIMER==<br />
<br />
Because this is a holding company, it doesn't get that much info.<br />
==Companies owned by Zapata Corp==<br />
*[[Flowey Foods]]<br />
*[[Mountain Dew World Records]]<br />
*[[BBC]] <br />
*[[Blagovka Transit]] <br />
*25% of [[YVA]]<br />
*maybe some logo making just maybe<br />
{{quality|1}} [[Category:Corporations]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:ImwithDurr&diff=141365User:ImwithDurr2019-07-18T17:06:45Z<p>DaEdwards: /* Zapata Corp and its associated companies (Flowey Foods etc) */</p>
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<div>{{notice|I have 2 activities for about 6 weeks this summer, so I might not be on as much. Thank you for understanding.}}<br />
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''For the Battlefield 1 character, see [https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the real war hero, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_R._Edwards Daniel R. Edwards]. For the artist, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the town, see [[Edwardsburg]].''<br />
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Wow! You joined my page!<br />
<br />
I am a guy on the MRT server. [[User:DaEdwards/Memes|I like memes]]. You hopefully know that by now.<br />
<br />
You probably know me for [[Blagovka]], [[Flowey Foods]], or randomly joining. I also hate WorldEdit, so I try not to use it. I should learn it tho :P<br />
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{{usertime|timezone=CDT|username-override=DaEdwards|border-color=#8300ff|background-color=#0F86FC|title-color=yellow|time-color=blue}}<br />
<br />
{{User infobox<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = Tsar Edward III of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| name = DaEdwards<br />
| img = <br />
[[File:DaEdwards.png|400px]]<br />
| loc = USA<br />
| timezone = <br />
| lang = English, and Russian that is so bad your better off asking [[User:MishkaMan|this guy]] instead<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = Feb 4<br />
| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]], [[Zapata Corp]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018 (after a long battle with Frumple)<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = maybe<br />
| governor = maybe<br />
| premier = When Elizabeth II dies<br />
| mod = When my grandma eats Chipotle<br />
| admin = When Kirk Douglas dies<br />
| supporter = i need more pence <br />
| discord = @EdwardIII<br />
| youtube = <br />
| twitter = <br />
| twitch = <br />
| facebook = <br />
| skype = <br />
| steam = <br />
| web = <br />
| names = true<br />
| nicknames = Edward, Edward the Third, Eddie, Edwards (cough cough {{u|Willowars}})<br />
| old-names = EdwardIII<br />
| tags = {{User Team Discord}} <br />
}}<br />
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==FAQ==<br />
<br />
'''Q: Where is your username from?'''<br />
<br />
A: I named myself after an English king named Edward III who died when he was 64. (My grandpa is older then that)<br />
<br />
<br />
He transformed England into a military power. That's all you need to know about this guy. <br />
(well i changed my name so this stuff doesn't really apply anymore ooof)<br />
<br />
'''Q: How did you join?'''<br />
<br />
A: I was searching for "Minecraft metro maps" when I stumbled upon a map of the the Birdhall Metro. So I clicked on the link, and I found the wiki.<br />
I became hyped about the server and wanted to get a gaming computer so I could play, so I got one, and I started playing!<br />
<br />
==Will==<br />
<br />
===[[Blagovka]]=== <br />
Blagovka goes to LegendofYukari, as is the proper transition from mayor to deputy mayor. In this order, if Yukari refuses to be mayor, it goes to<br />
<br />
1. willowars<br />
<br />
2. Echohue<br />
<br />
3. _sans_05<br />
<br />
4. MRT Staff<br />
<br />
If no one can agree, leave Blagovka as a museum. This would be a place to show Guests.<br />
<br />
Or just destroy it and keep H27.<br />
<br />
The under-construction gulag north of [[Borealia]] will go to Sansmore, New Gensokyo, and Willow. They can build their own buildings there.<br />
<br />
My lab plot will be divided among the companies that I leave behind. See below.<br />
<br />
===[[Zapata Corp]] and its associated companies ([[Flowey Foods]] etc)===<br />
Zapata Corp, in the instance of my leaving from the server, will disband. <br />
* Flowey Foods will go to Sans. He can use them for his own franchise.<br />
* [[Mountain Dew World Records]] will go to willowars. <br />
* [[Blagovka Transit]] will go to Yukari, because it is tied to Blagovka itself. <br />
* COLUMBIAferry goes to Sans, for transport to [[Sansmore]].<br />
* The 25% interest in [[YVA]] will go to willowars. I don't want anybody in the company to get it, for fear they will be too powerful.<br />
<br />
==Places I live==<br />
*Blagovka<br />
*1 Highway Pass, [[Willow]]<br />
*[[Desert Bay]]<br />
*[[Totem Beach]]<br />
*[[Espil]]<br />
<br />
==Positions==<br />
Just some things I do.<br />
*Tsar Edward of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Sansmore]] (Caretaker while Sans is gone)<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Heaven City]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Totem Beach]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Wexford]]<br />
*Transportation Minister for [[Valence]] (i think)<br />
*Editor of [[The Totem Post]]<br />
*Worker at [[OLA]]<br />
*Worker at [[YVA]]<br />
<br />
==Achievementz==<br />
{{ach|Accepted|Receive the rank of {{colorbox|white|Member}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Home Sweet Home|Receive the rank of {{color|Cyan|Citizen}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Trustee of the Server|Receive the rank of {{color|DarkCyan|Trustee.}}}}<br />
{{ach|Court is in Session|Receive the rank of {{color|RoyalBlue|Councillor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Phone Call Waiting|Receive the rank of {{color|Blue|Mayor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
{{ach|ZOMG IT'S FRUMPLE|Meet {{u|Frumple}} as a Guest.}}<br />
{{ach|Grand Opening|Create a franchise and establish one location.}}<br />
{{ach|Buisness Man|Establish 10 locations with your franchise.}}<br />
{{ach|CEO|Own a successful franchise with over 25 locations.}}<br />
{{ach|Cartographer|Know how to use Dynmap.}}<br />
{{ach|Up and Up!|Know how to use Lift}}<br />
{{ach|Transit Nerd|Connect to the main Minecraft server.}}<br />
{{ach|Welcome Back|Connect to the new server }}<br />
{{ach|Hub of Information|Make an account on the Wiki.}}<br />
{{ach|No Mumbling Allowed|Connect to Discord.}}<br />
{{ach|Thou Hast Been Smitten!|Get smitten by an {{colorbox|red|{{color|white|Admin}}}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
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==Fun facts==<br />
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1. I have over 1 million energy points on [https://www.khanacademy.org Khan Academy].</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:ImwithDurr&diff=141364User:ImwithDurr2019-07-18T17:03:15Z<p>DaEdwards: /* Positions */</p>
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<div>{{notice|I have 2 activities for about 6 weeks this summer, so I might not be on as much. Thank you for understanding.}}<br />
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''For the Battlefield 1 character, see [https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the real war hero, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_R._Edwards Daniel R. Edwards]. For the artist, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the town, see [[Edwardsburg]].''<br />
<br />
Wow! You joined my page!<br />
<br />
I am a guy on the MRT server. [[User:DaEdwards/Memes|I like memes]]. You hopefully know that by now.<br />
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You probably know me for [[Blagovka]], [[Flowey Foods]], or randomly joining. I also hate WorldEdit, so I try not to use it. I should learn it tho :P<br />
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{{usertime|timezone=CDT|username-override=DaEdwards|border-color=#8300ff|background-color=#0F86FC|title-color=yellow|time-color=blue}}<br />
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{{User infobox<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = Tsar Edward III of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| name = DaEdwards<br />
| img = <br />
[[File:DaEdwards.png|400px]]<br />
| loc = USA<br />
| timezone = <br />
| lang = English, and Russian that is so bad your better off asking [[User:MishkaMan|this guy]] instead<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = Feb 4<br />
| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]], [[Zapata Corp]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018 (after a long battle with Frumple)<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = maybe<br />
| governor = maybe<br />
| premier = When Elizabeth II dies<br />
| mod = When my grandma eats Chipotle<br />
| admin = When Kirk Douglas dies<br />
| supporter = i need more pence <br />
| discord = @EdwardIII<br />
| youtube = <br />
| twitter = <br />
| twitch = <br />
| facebook = <br />
| skype = <br />
| steam = <br />
| web = <br />
| names = true<br />
| nicknames = Edward, Edward the Third, Eddie, Edwards (cough cough {{u|Willowars}})<br />
| old-names = EdwardIII<br />
| tags = {{User Team Discord}} <br />
}}<br />
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<br />
<br />
==FAQ==<br />
<br />
'''Q: Where is your username from?'''<br />
<br />
A: I named myself after an English king named Edward III who died when he was 64. (My grandpa is older then that)<br />
<br />
<br />
He transformed England into a military power. That's all you need to know about this guy. <br />
(well i changed my name so this stuff doesn't really apply anymore ooof)<br />
<br />
'''Q: How did you join?'''<br />
<br />
A: I was searching for "Minecraft metro maps" when I stumbled upon a map of the the Birdhall Metro. So I clicked on the link, and I found the wiki.<br />
I became hyped about the server and wanted to get a gaming computer so I could play, so I got one, and I started playing!<br />
<br />
==Will==<br />
<br />
===[[Blagovka]]=== <br />
Blagovka goes to LegendofYukari, as is the proper transition from mayor to deputy mayor. In this order, if Yukari refuses to be mayor, it goes to<br />
<br />
1. willowars<br />
<br />
2. Echohue<br />
<br />
3. _sans_05<br />
<br />
4. MRT Staff<br />
<br />
If no one can agree, leave Blagovka as a museum. This would be a place to show Guests.<br />
<br />
Or just destroy it and keep H27.<br />
<br />
The under-construction gulag north of [[Borealia]] will go to Sansmore, New Gensokyo, and Willow. They can build their own buildings there.<br />
<br />
My lab plot will be divided among the companies that I leave behind. See below.<br />
<br />
===[[Zapata Corp]] and its associated companies ([[Flowey Foods]] etc)===<br />
Zapata Corp, in the instance of my leaving from the server, will disband. <br />
* Flowey Foods will go to Sans. He can use them for his own franchise.<br />
* [[Mountain Dew World Records]] will go to willowars. <br />
* [[Blagovka Transit]] will go to Yukari, because it is tied to Blagovka itself. <br />
* COLUMBIAferry goes to Sans, for transport to [[Sansmore]].<br />
<br />
==Places I live==<br />
*Blagovka<br />
*1 Highway Pass, [[Willow]]<br />
*[[Desert Bay]]<br />
*[[Totem Beach]]<br />
*[[Espil]]<br />
<br />
==Positions==<br />
Just some things I do.<br />
*Tsar Edward of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Sansmore]] (Caretaker while Sans is gone)<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Heaven City]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Totem Beach]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Wexford]]<br />
*Transportation Minister for [[Valence]] (i think)<br />
*Editor of [[The Totem Post]]<br />
*Worker at [[OLA]]<br />
*Worker at [[YVA]]<br />
<br />
==Achievementz==<br />
{{ach|Accepted|Receive the rank of {{colorbox|white|Member}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Home Sweet Home|Receive the rank of {{color|Cyan|Citizen}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Trustee of the Server|Receive the rank of {{color|DarkCyan|Trustee.}}}}<br />
{{ach|Court is in Session|Receive the rank of {{color|RoyalBlue|Councillor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Phone Call Waiting|Receive the rank of {{color|Blue|Mayor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
{{ach|ZOMG IT'S FRUMPLE|Meet {{u|Frumple}} as a Guest.}}<br />
{{ach|Grand Opening|Create a franchise and establish one location.}}<br />
{{ach|Buisness Man|Establish 10 locations with your franchise.}}<br />
{{ach|CEO|Own a successful franchise with over 25 locations.}}<br />
{{ach|Cartographer|Know how to use Dynmap.}}<br />
{{ach|Up and Up!|Know how to use Lift}}<br />
{{ach|Transit Nerd|Connect to the main Minecraft server.}}<br />
{{ach|Welcome Back|Connect to the new server }}<br />
{{ach|Hub of Information|Make an account on the Wiki.}}<br />
{{ach|No Mumbling Allowed|Connect to Discord.}}<br />
{{ach|Thou Hast Been Smitten!|Get smitten by an {{colorbox|red|{{color|white|Admin}}}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
<br />
==Fun facts==<br />
<br />
1. I have over 1 million energy points on [https://www.khanacademy.org Khan Academy].</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Vulpine_Airways&diff=141363Vulpine Airways2019-07-18T16:55:41Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>{{notice|Vulpine Airways is now a part of [[YVA]].}}<br />
'''Vulpine Airways''' is a airline owned by {{u|KingFox}} and {{u|FiorkG}} It is the flag carrier of the [[Democratic Republic of Vulpine]]<br />
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| focus_cities = <br />
*[[Focus City]]<br />
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| frequent_flyer = ?<br />
| alliance = N/A<br />
| subsidiaries = <br />
| active_flights = 0<br />
| destinations = 0<br />
| company_slogan = Slogan<br />
| parent = Parent Company<br />
| headquarters = IDK<br />
| key_people = <br />
*CEO {{u|KingFox}}<br />
*CEO {{u|FiorkG}}<br />
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| num_employees = 2<br />
| notes =<br />
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[[Category:Airline Companies]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Yeet-Vulpine_Airways&diff=141335Yeet-Vulpine Airways2019-07-17T20:25:00Z<p>DaEdwards: Created page with "Category:Airline Companies {{Airline Infobox2 | img = | CODE = YVA| YVA | callsign = Yeet | founded = July 15, 2019 | commenced = N/A | bases = N/A | hubs = N/A | frequen..."</p>
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<div>[[Category:Airline Companies]]<br />
{{Airline Infobox2<br />
| img = <br />
| CODE = YVA| YVA<br />
| callsign = Yeet<br />
| founded = July 15, 2019<br />
| commenced = N/A<br />
| bases = N/A<br />
| hubs = N/A<br />
| frequent_flyer = Chungus<br />
| alliance = [[CES]]<br />
| subsidiaries = <br />
| company_slogan = Most Trusted.<br />
| parent = <br />
| headquarters = [[Totem Beach]]<br />
| key_people = <br />
*{{u|Sans05}}, Pasting Boi<br />
*{{u|DaEdwards}}, Gate Fox<br />
*{{u|KingFox}}, Manager <br />
*{{u|Fiork777}}, Designer<br />
| assets = <br />
| num_employees = 4<br />
| notes =<br />
}}<br />
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'''Yeet-Vulpine Airways''' is a small airline on the MRT New World. It is a merger between Yeet Airways, a company founded by {{u|Sans05}} and {{u|DaEdwards}}, and [[Vulpine Airways]], a company founded by {{u|KingFox}} and {{u|Fiork777}}.</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:ImwithDurr&diff=141290User:ImwithDurr2019-07-16T17:05:56Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>{{notice|I have 2 activities for about 6 weeks this summer, so I might not be on as much. Thank you for understanding.}}<br />
<br />
''For the Battlefield 1 character, see [https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the real war hero, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_R._Edwards Daniel R. Edwards]. For the artist, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the town, see [[Edwardsburg]].''<br />
<br />
Wow! You joined my page!<br />
<br />
I am a guy on the MRT server. [[User:DaEdwards/Memes|I like memes]]. You hopefully know that by now.<br />
<br />
You probably know me for [[Blagovka]], [[Flowey Foods]], or randomly joining. I also hate WorldEdit, so I try not to use it. I should learn it tho :P<br />
<br />
{{usertime|timezone=CDT|username-override=DaEdwards|border-color=#8300ff|background-color=#0F86FC|title-color=yellow|time-color=blue}}<br />
<br />
{{User infobox<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = Tsar Edward III of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| name = DaEdwards<br />
| img = <br />
[[File:DaEdwards.png|400px]]<br />
| loc = USA<br />
| timezone = <br />
| lang = English, and Russian that is so bad your better off asking [[User:MishkaMan|this guy]] instead<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = Feb 4<br />
| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]], [[Zapata Corp]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018 (after a long battle with Frumple)<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = maybe<br />
| governor = maybe<br />
| premier = When Elizabeth II dies<br />
| mod = When my grandma eats Chipotle<br />
| admin = When Kirk Douglas dies<br />
| supporter = i need more pence <br />
| discord = @EdwardIII<br />
| youtube = <br />
| twitter = <br />
| twitch = <br />
| facebook = <br />
| skype = <br />
| steam = <br />
| web = <br />
| names = true<br />
| nicknames = Edward, Edward the Third, Eddie, Edwards (cough cough {{u|Willowars}})<br />
| old-names = EdwardIII<br />
| tags = {{User Team Discord}} <br />
}}<br />
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<br />
<br />
==FAQ==<br />
<br />
'''Q: Where is your username from?'''<br />
<br />
A: I named myself after an English king named Edward III who died when he was 64. (My grandpa is older then that)<br />
<br />
<br />
He transformed England into a military power. That's all you need to know about this guy. <br />
(well i changed my name so this stuff doesn't really apply anymore ooof)<br />
<br />
'''Q: How did you join?'''<br />
<br />
A: I was searching for "Minecraft metro maps" when I stumbled upon a map of the the Birdhall Metro. So I clicked on the link, and I found the wiki.<br />
I became hyped about the server and wanted to get a gaming computer so I could play, so I got one, and I started playing!<br />
<br />
==Will==<br />
<br />
===[[Blagovka]]=== <br />
Blagovka goes to LegendofYukari, as is the proper transition from mayor to deputy mayor. In this order, if Yukari refuses to be mayor, it goes to<br />
<br />
1. willowars<br />
<br />
2. Echohue<br />
<br />
3. _sans_05<br />
<br />
4. MRT Staff<br />
<br />
If no one can agree, leave Blagovka as a museum. This would be a place to show Guests.<br />
<br />
Or just destroy it and keep H27.<br />
<br />
The under-construction gulag north of [[Borealia]] will go to Sansmore, New Gensokyo, and Willow. They can build their own buildings there.<br />
<br />
My lab plot will be divided among the companies that I leave behind. See below.<br />
<br />
===[[Zapata Corp]] and its associated companies ([[Flowey Foods]] etc)===<br />
Zapata Corp, in the instance of my leaving from the server, will disband. <br />
* Flowey Foods will go to Sans. He can use them for his own franchise.<br />
* [[Mountain Dew World Records]] will go to willowars. <br />
* [[Blagovka Transit]] will go to Yukari, because it is tied to Blagovka itself. <br />
* COLUMBIAferry goes to Sans, for transport to [[Sansmore]].<br />
<br />
==Places I live==<br />
*Blagovka<br />
*1 Highway Pass, [[Willow]]<br />
*[[Desert Bay]]<br />
*[[Totem Beach]]<br />
*[[Espil]]<br />
<br />
==Positions==<br />
Just some things I do.<br />
*Tsar Edward of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Sansmore]] (Caretaker while Sans is gone)<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Heaven City]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Totem Beach]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Wexford]]<br />
*Transportation Minister for [[Valence]] (i think)<br />
*Editor of [[The Totem Post]]<br />
*Worker at [[OLA]]<br />
*Worker at [[YV Airways]]<br />
<br />
==Achievementz==<br />
{{ach|Accepted|Receive the rank of {{colorbox|white|Member}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Home Sweet Home|Receive the rank of {{color|Cyan|Citizen}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Trustee of the Server|Receive the rank of {{color|DarkCyan|Trustee.}}}}<br />
{{ach|Court is in Session|Receive the rank of {{color|RoyalBlue|Councillor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Phone Call Waiting|Receive the rank of {{color|Blue|Mayor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
{{ach|ZOMG IT'S FRUMPLE|Meet {{u|Frumple}} as a Guest.}}<br />
{{ach|Grand Opening|Create a franchise and establish one location.}}<br />
{{ach|Buisness Man|Establish 10 locations with your franchise.}}<br />
{{ach|CEO|Own a successful franchise with over 25 locations.}}<br />
{{ach|Cartographer|Know how to use Dynmap.}}<br />
{{ach|Up and Up!|Know how to use Lift}}<br />
{{ach|Transit Nerd|Connect to the main Minecraft server.}}<br />
{{ach|Welcome Back|Connect to the new server }}<br />
{{ach|Hub of Information|Make an account on the Wiki.}}<br />
{{ach|No Mumbling Allowed|Connect to Discord.}}<br />
{{ach|Thou Hast Been Smitten!|Get smitten by an {{colorbox|red|{{color|white|Admin}}}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
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==Fun facts==<br />
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1. I have over 1 million energy points on [https://www.khanacademy.org Khan Academy].</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:ImwithDurr&diff=141289User:ImwithDurr2019-07-16T17:05:24Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>{{notice|I have 2 activities for about 6 weeks this summer, so I might not be on as much. Thank you for understanding.}}<br />
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''For the Battlefield 1 character, see [https://battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the real war hero, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_R._Edwards Daniel R. Edwards]. For the artist, see [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Edwards Daniel Edwards]. For the town, see [[Edwardsburg]].''<br />
<br />
Wow! You joined my page!<br />
<br />
I am a guy on the MRT server. [[User:DaEdwards/Memes|I like memes]]. You hopefully know that by now.<br />
<br />
You probably know me for [[Blagovka]], [[Flowey Foods]], or randomly joining. I also hate WorldEdit, so I try not to use it. I should learn it tho :P<br />
<br />
{{usertime|timezone=CDT|username-override=DaEdwards|border-color=#8300ff|background-color=#0F86FC|title-color=yellow|time-color=blue}}<br />
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{{User infobox<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = Tsar Edward III of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| name = DaEdwards<br />
| img = <br />
[[File:DaEdwards.png|400px]]<br />
| loc = USA<br />
| timezone = <br />
| lang = English, and Russian that is so bad your better off asking [[User:MishkaMan|this guy]] instead<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = Feb 4<br />
| rank = {{rank|Mayor}}<br />
| projects = [[Blagovka]], [[Zapata Corp]]<br />
| guest = December 2, 2018<br />
| member = December 16, 2018 (after a long battle with Frumple)<br />
| citizen = May 3, 2019 (megascatterbomb & sesese9)<br />
| trustee = May 24, 2019 (willowars, LegendofYukari, CodyHM)<br />
| councillor = June 5, 2019 (chiefbozx, jphgolf4321)<br />
| mayor = July 11, 2019 (chiefbozx, AP_Red)<br />
| senator = maybe<br />
| governor = maybe<br />
| premier = When Elizabeth II dies<br />
| mod = When my grandma eats Chipotle<br />
| admin = When Kirk Douglas dies<br />
| supporter = i need more pence <br />
| discord = @EdwardIII<br />
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| names = true<br />
| nicknames = Edward, Edward the Third, Eddie, Edwards (cough cough {{u|Willowars}})<br />
| old-names = EdwardIII<br />
| tags = {{User Team Discord}} <br />
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==FAQ==<br />
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'''Q: Where is your username from?'''<br />
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A: I named myself after an English king named Edward III who died when he was 64. (My grandpa is older then that)<br />
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He transformed England into a military power. That's all you need to know about this guy. <br />
(well i changed my name so this stuff doesn't really apply anymore ooof)<br />
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'''Q: How did you join?'''<br />
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A: I was searching for "Minecraft metro maps" when I stumbled upon a map of the the Birdhall Metro. So I clicked on the link, and I found the wiki.<br />
I became hyped about the server and wanted to get a gaming computer so I could play, so I got one, and I started playing!<br />
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==Will==<br />
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===[[Blagovka]]=== <br />
Blagovka goes to LegendofYukari, as is the proper transition from mayor to deputy mayor. In this order, if Yukari refuses to be mayor, it goes to<br />
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1. willowars<br />
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2. Echohue<br />
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3. _sans_05<br />
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4. MRT Staff<br />
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If no one can agree, leave Blagovka as a museum. This would be a place to show Guests.<br />
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Or just destroy it and keep H27.<br />
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The under-construction gulag north of [[Borealia]] will go to Sansmore, New Gensokyo, and Willow. They can build their own buildings there.<br />
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My lab plot will be divided among the companies that I leave behind. See below.<br />
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===[[Zapata Corp]] and its associated companies ([[Flowey Foods]] etc)===<br />
Zapata Corp, in the instance of my leaving from the server, will disband. <br />
* Flowey Foods will go to Sans. He can use them for his own franchise.<br />
* [[Mountain Dew World Records]] will go to willowars. <br />
* [[Blagovka Transit]] will go to Yukari, because it is tied to Blagovka itself. <br />
* COLUMBIAferry goes to Sans, for transport to [[Sansmore]].<br />
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==Places I live==<br />
*Blagovka<br />
*1 Highway Pass, [[Willow]]<br />
*[[Desert Bay]]<br />
*[[Totem Beach]]<br />
*[[Espil]]<br />
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==Positions==<br />
Just some things I do.<br />
*Tsar Edward of the [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Sansmore]] (Caretaker while Sans is gone)<br />
*Deputy Mayor of [[Heaven City]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Totem Beach]]<br />
*City Councillor of [[Wexford]]<br />
*Transportation Minister for [[Valence]] (i think)<br />
*Editor of [[The Totem Post]]<br />
*Worker at [[OLA]]<br />
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==Achievementz==<br />
{{ach|Accepted|Receive the rank of {{colorbox|white|Member}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Home Sweet Home|Receive the rank of {{color|Cyan|Citizen}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Trustee of the Server|Receive the rank of {{color|DarkCyan|Trustee.}}}}<br />
{{ach|Court is in Session|Receive the rank of {{color|RoyalBlue|Councillor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Phone Call Waiting|Receive the rank of {{color|Blue|Mayor}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
{{ach|ZOMG IT'S FRUMPLE|Meet {{u|Frumple}} as a Guest.}}<br />
{{ach|Grand Opening|Create a franchise and establish one location.}}<br />
{{ach|Buisness Man|Establish 10 locations with your franchise.}}<br />
{{ach|CEO|Own a successful franchise with over 25 locations.}}<br />
{{ach|Cartographer|Know how to use Dynmap.}}<br />
{{ach|Up and Up!|Know how to use Lift}}<br />
{{ach|Transit Nerd|Connect to the main Minecraft server.}}<br />
{{ach|Welcome Back|Connect to the new server }}<br />
{{ach|Hub of Information|Make an account on the Wiki.}}<br />
{{ach|No Mumbling Allowed|Connect to Discord.}}<br />
{{ach|Thou Hast Been Smitten!|Get smitten by an {{colorbox|red|{{color|white|Admin}}}}.}}<br />
{{ach|Wealth of Experience|Be a member for over 6 months}}<br />
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==Fun facts==<br />
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1. I have over 1 million energy points on [https://www.khanacademy.org Khan Academy].</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Geocaching&diff=141018Geocaching2019-07-15T17:42:06Z<p>DaEdwards: </p>
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<div>Geocaching is a world-wide treasure hunt - people hide caches in locations around the world, and others find the caches, and explore the world as they do so. Geocaching on MRT is done in a similar way, using chests and books. Caches are usually discovered through Geocaching Centres.<br />
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== List of Geocaching centres ==<br />
Currently, there is only one Geocaching centre.<br />
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* [[MineCaching|MineCaching]]<br />
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[[Category:Searching Games]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=MineCaching&diff=141017MineCaching2019-07-15T17:41:54Z<p>DaEdwards: category</p>
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<div>MineCaching is the first and only [[Geocaching]] centre for the MRT, started by ICTman. Players look for chests known as "Caches" hidden in various places around the map, signing the logbook, trading items and more. It's a fun activity that will help you explore and discover more of MRT.<br />
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MineCaching is yet to get going, but early adopters can already hide Caches in the way detailed below.<br />
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== How to hide a Cache ==<br />
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# Find a plot of land that fits the cache guidelines below.<br />
# Hide a one-block chest there. Don't make it too obvious, but don't make it so that people have to break or place blocks to reach it.<br />
# Use a book and quill to create a logbook - it must contain this: "This is a MineCache. To sign this logbook, type /book into chat, add your name and today's date to the book, then re-sign it and put it back. More details on the wiki."<br />
# Submit the cache's details at https://forms.gle/9YEcXyNA6hM3jCHBA<br />
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== Cache guidelines ==<br />
* '''You MUST have permission to place the cache where you plan to place it, be it through one-to-one discussion or through an agreement the landowner has made.''' If it is found that you have placed a cache without permission, you will be banned from MineCaching.<br />
* The cache must be accessible to someone without placing or breaking any blocks.<br />
* You must be able to perform maintenance on your cache, including replacing the logbook.<br />
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[[Category:Searching Games]]</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=New_Gensokyo&diff=141012New Gensokyo2019-07-15T17:01:07Z<p>DaEdwards: new town! sorry for the edit spam</p>
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'''New Gensokyo''' is a town growing at an exceptionally rapid pace. Founded on March 13th, 2019 by LegendOfYukari, New Gensokyo has an average of 2.5 buildings built per day, consisting of exceptionally wealthy condos, and luxury shopping centers. As of June 7th, 2019, New Gensokyo has 131 builds, and hope to project to around 175 before obtaining Governor (which will hopefully happen in early July)<br />
{{Town infobox<br />
|img=[[File:NewGensokyoMay.png|320px|A new day in the city]]<br />
|mayor = {{u|LegendOfYukari}}<br />
|depmayor = {{u|Echohue}}<br />
|founded = March 13th, 2019<br />
|rank = {{rank|Senator}}<br />
|coords = -13168 64 -17228<br />
|world=New World<br />
|ward=9<br />
}}<br />
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== History and City Development ==<br />
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After LegendOfYukari (officially) joined on March 9th, 2019, he explored around the map for decent land far away from other cities. After further exploration, LegendOfYukari found a peninsula around a lake which only has one near by city, [[Svobodny]]. Construction started as soon as he obtained membership on March 13th, 2019, with the first building being the central parking garage. New Gensokyo is named after "Gensokyo" from the Touhou project, a bullet hell shooter series. Many locations have names based off the characters or locations from the Touhou project, (such as Jo'on tower). Within the first week, the city was all ready mayor sized, and the mayor all ready received endorsements for Councillor. Before obtaining councillor (pre April 5th, 2019), the city had 37 builds (main construction in the Financial District). The city was growing at a rapid paste, with newer and better builds being created on a weekly basis. Having confidence, the mayor sent in an application for Senator, and was approved on May 6th, 2019. LegendOfYukari had to take a different approach on how to construct the city after seeing many examples from older and higher ranked cities. This resulted in a the planning/foundations of the Central. Premier, and Eintei districts to make up for the lower quality builds of the older parts of the city. Originally being geared as a small remote town far away from the rest of the main regions of the server, the city now acts as a partial hub for Epsilon Northwest cities and connections. <br />
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== Downtown New Gensokyo ==<br />
[[File:24695FA7-1295-473A-87D3-0FA9D282E304.jpeg|thumb|New Gensokyo City Hall]]<br />
[[File:NewGensokyo2.png|320px|thumb|Jo'on tower]]<br />
Downtown New Gensokyo is the first place to be built, which consists of 14 buildings. This includes Jo'on tower, a private gated estate in Downtown New Gensokyo, Sakura Library (no refrence), the city's library, and City Hall. Other builds consist of local shopping centers and apartments. A hotel is located at the entrance of the city near the city avenue, which connects the Downtown, West, and Financial districts of New Gensokyo. The Downtown district was completed on March 28th, 2019. Many rooftops however were changed to prevent low exterior scores on the Senator application, to prevent "boxy builds" as a problem in the city. Despite being a hub for most of the city, the Central District will replace the downtown district because many of the builds are still lacking exterior and interior quality (compared to the newer districts), alongside road issues (such as 3 block wide roads supporting main parts of the downtown district). The town hall will still be located in the Downtown Section of the city.<br />
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== West District ==<br />
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The West District is currently a high priority after its lower section has been completed in the early phases of the city's development. With ~20 builds (and plan to expand 2-3 times), the West District contains small townhouses and single family homes in the south and luxury hotels, apartments, and businesses and parks in the north. Another suburb (that wont be as time consuming as the suburb in the Lower Youkai Mountain) will be planned. A bus transit will most likely not be built in the West District because of the close proximity of the North District. The West district originally had connection plans to another unranked town, but the town is considered inactive and no progress has been made whatsoever, discontinuing the project.<br />
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== Financial District ==<br />
[[File:NewGensokyo4.png|320px|thumb|(Left) HHotel, (Center) Transport Helipad to [[Sunshine Coast]], (Far Back), New Gensokyo Viewing Tower, (Front) Michael Rosen High School]]<br />
The Financial District is located east of Downtown New Gensokyo. Founded on March 23rd, 2019, construction started 2 days after foundation. Consisting of 9 buildings, the Financial District will soon hold the majority of commercial/office buildings in New Gensokyo. The New Gensokyo City Bank and New Gensokyo Grand Mall is located in the middle of the district. A wealthy neighborhood is located on the far right side of the district, where the majority of low density residential buildings are located. An [[AstroSlurp]] (91st location) is located near the city avenue. The Financial District was the fastest growing district in the City itself, with 2-4 buildings being built daily during its first week. Currently some of the notable builds are the HHotel (2 buildings connected together), and Michael Rosen High school, the only school in the local region. The Financial District is was finished on April 10th, 2019.<br />
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== Lower Youkai Mountain ==<br />
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[[File:NewGensokyo7.png|320px|thumb|The main section of the Lower Youkai Mountain]]<br />
The Lower Youkai Mountain District is a newer district of New Gensokyo. Founded on April 10th, 2019, it can be accessed via the Financial District (and soon the WIP City Transit which would connect this district to the Downtown district). The Lower Youkai Mountain district strays away from the common skyscrapers in the other 3 (existing as of April 16th, 2019) districts. In the main sector of this district [[Hvt's Arcade]], alongside a greenhouse, party plaza (Crystal Ball Party Plaza), and the Shion Slums (will expand to another sector of the district) are all next to each other, giving a lot of variety in the district (despite the odd placement of these buildings). A wealthy neighborhood is located on the far right of the district with single family homes [[File:NewGensokyo8.png|320px|thumb|One of the suburbs located in the district]]. A Soccer stadium is located in the district aswell. The Lower Youkai Mountain District was finished on May 2nd, 2019, with the bus transit station being the last build. The land below the Lower Youkai Mountain was originally going to be unclaimed, however do to size issues, the city will expand into the plains biome below at a later date.<br />
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== North District ==<br />
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[[File:NewGensokyo9.png|320px|thumb|(Left and Right): Generic Business towers. (Straight) Yagokoro Hospital]]<br />
The North District is currently the largest and newest districts in New Gensokyo. The majority of the North District was built after the city received Senator (May 6th, 2019). Unlike the other districts, the North District is dedicated towards commercial franchises (both owned by LegendOfYukari and others), which gives the district a cultural feel when visiting. Starting from the west side, the North District starts with the Department of Transportation, which doubles up as a bus stop (this route is coming soon and will be available when the mayor submits an application for governor or when the mayor decides to actually do business with a transport company). The Yagokoro hospital is located right on the lake and can be seen from anywhere from the city. A small suburb is located on a hill west of the rest of the district, containing two houses and two franchises. The middle section contains the cities elementary school, Cascade Golf course, and the 100th build monument [[File:NewGensokyo10.png|320px|thumb|(Right:) Cascade Golf Course (Center:) The 100th build monument]]. The eastern section consists of franchises and apartments. The North District has a lift to the Upper Youkai Mountain. This is the only way to get there as of June 2019. The North District is still incomplete and will keep on expanding later on. [[File:NewGensokyo11.png|320px|thumb|One of the many commercial hubs in the North District]]<br />
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== Upper Youkai Mountain ==<br />
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The Upper Youkai Mountain is a planned district. This district will consist of small suburbs and a ski resort. <br />
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== Hakurei Shrine ==<br />
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[[File:NewGensokyo3fixed.png|320px|thumb|Hakurei Shrine at night]]<br />
The Hakurei Shrine is New Gensokyos monument and 20th building in the city, located south of the West District. Directly based off the Hakurei shrine from the Touhou project, the Hakurei Shrine gives off a vibrant feel and can be viewed from most buildings in the Downtown or West districts. The Hakurei Shrine viewing tower gives you the best view of the shrine from above. New Gensokyo was possibly one of the few unranked cities with a monument.<br />
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== New Gensokyo City Transportation ==<br />
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While New Gensokyo is currently isolated from the majority of the server, the city has many plans to increase city, regional, and international transportation. As of now, there are Helipads having direct flights to [[Sunshine Coast]] and [[Utopia]]. More connections will be added soon once New Gensokyo enters its city phases. New Gensokyo has a highly decorated avenue that acts as a highway that connects the West District, Downtown District, and Financial District. A city transit now exists and serves a bus route going from the North district to the Lower Youkai Mountain District. the bus route however is not fully complete and will be fully complete later on. On May 5th, 2019, a rail project spanning major Northwest cities has been planned by [[CaptainObi]], with New Gensokyo included on the rail line. The city will finally receive connections from other towns such as [[Carnoustie]] at an unknown date (as the project seems to be stalling). The New Gensokyo City Ferry is currently the best way to get around the city (including incomplete and planned parts). The ferry opened on June 6th, 2019, and currently serves the North District, The Upper Youkai Mountain District (the ferry is located in the North District), West District, Premier District (planned), and Eintei District (planned). The ferry buildings can be identified with the acacia wood roofs. It is possible that the Taiga Line will be approved at the next GSM, which will result in the city finally being connected by MRT. <br />
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[[File:ferry.png|320px|thumb|The ferry system in New Gensokyo. Despite all connections being available, only 3 are considered to be connected to completed parts of the city]]<br />
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(Main page: [[New Gensokyo Regional Airfield]])<br />
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After LegendOfYukari received senator, construction on the regional airfield has started. This airfield serves several cities (most connections are to [[Larkspur]]). However due to planning issues, the airfield will remain in an incomplete state due to reservation and building issues. The airport is located north of the North District.<br />
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[[File:NewGensokyo5.png|320px|thumb|Helipad to Sunshine Coast]]<br />
[[File:NewGensokyo6.png|320px|thumb|Helipad to Utopia]]<br />
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== City Plans ==<br />
[[File:Planning.png|320px|thumb|Plans and expansions of New Gensokyo. These plans are accurate as of early June 2019]]<br />
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Currently the majority of city plans are based around quality builds to obtain Governor.<br />
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- Completing Commercial Interiors in all districts<br />
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- Completing a small portion of the city transit (Downtown -> Financial -> Lower Youkai Mountain)<br />
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- Adding more buildings to the West District<br />
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- Create More unique builds that are not just boxy apartments<br />
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- Make sure that all franchises not owned by LegendOfYukari are completed<br />
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- Have a goal of 175 builds pre-Governor <br />
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Post-Mayor (City Phases)<br />
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- Starting the North District and Upper Lower Youkai Mountain District<br />
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- Creating a ski resort in the Upper Youkai Mountain District<br />
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- Finishing City Transit ( Downtown -> Financial -> Lower Youkai Mountain -> North -> and repeated )<br />
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- Plan and build New Gensokyo Regional Airfield and Yakumo International Airport (Governor)<br />
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- Start the Educational District and a college (planned to be south of Downtown)<br />
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- Finish Avenue Connections<br />
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Planned/Incomplete Districts<br />
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- Upper Youkai Mountain <br />
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- Transportation District (WIP NAME Dedicated towards rail connections)<br />
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- Central District (Will replace Downtown due to the lower quality of builds.)<br />
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- Premier District (Southeast of the Central District, this district will be the last to be worked on)<br />
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- Eintei District (Dedicated for builds that fit in a Taiga biome. Most of the builds will be smaller homes and shops. Ill possibly build another golf course there)<br />
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- Education District (dedicated to a few apartments and a university. This district is considered to be a lower priority than the others, and will be built in the later phases of construction.)<br />
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== Trivia ==<br />
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- New Gensokyo is based off Gensokyo from the Touhou Project, a series of bullethell shooters and fighting games.<br />
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- New Gensokyo is proud to use stacking as a method of construction.<br />
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- No staff members were harmed in the stacking of buildings.<br />
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- The city's flag was completed before the city was founded itself. Sadly due to the amount of detail, it was hard to build a proper flag in the city itself. The flag will be redone when the city grows. <br />
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- Originally New Gensokyo was going to join the [[Kaktus Republic]] but backed out to pursue in other political groups on MRT.<br />
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[[File:Gensokyosmall.png|320px|thumb|New Gensokyo City Flag]]<br />
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== Achievements ==<br />
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Obtained Councillor: April 5th, 2019<br />
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Obtained Mayor: April 12th, 2019<br />
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Obtained Senator: May 6th, 2019<br />
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100th Build: May 25th, 2019<br />
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{{quality|3}} [[Category:Towns]]<br />
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{{Geographic Location<br />
|S=[[Norwest]]<br />
|SW=[[Carnoustie]]<br />
|W=[[Svobodny]]<br />
|NW=World Border<br />
|E=[[Vahstha]]<br />
|N=World Border<br />
|NE=World Border<br />
|SE=[[Larkspur]] (distant)}}</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User_talk:Crimsonf0x&diff=141011User talk:Crimsonf0x2019-07-15T16:54:49Z<p>DaEdwards: sorry</p>
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<div>== Incorrect Airport Codes ==<br />
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Hi Foxwolf, I'd like to inform you that there's no airport named SCI, nor is there an airport named KTO. [[User:Citybuilder|Your supreme leader, Cact0]] ([[User talk:Citybuilder|talk]]) 16:04, 14 April 2019 (UTC)<br />
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:We have fixed SSI and KTI. However, multiple other pages list KTO as an existing airport, which can be misleading.<br />
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:OH YEAH YEAH. [[User:Foxwolf11|Foxwolf11]] Director of Foxes, Director of Airports. 01:20, 15 April 2019 (UTC)<br />
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::KTO yields 2 results on the wiki, neither of which involve an air faciity [[User:Frosty Creeper10|Where did the underscore go? D:]] ([[User talk:Frosty Creeper10|talk]]) 01:51, 15 April 2019 (UTC)<br />
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== Yelling on wiki pages/edit logs ==<br />
<br />
Hi Foxwolf, I have noticed on multiple pages you have either YELLED on the page, or in the edit log. This can get kinda spammy, and is annoying. You cant change the edits now, and I wont ask you to change the pages you did this on, but in the future, could you please try and not yell? Thank you, [[User:Underscore11]], at 04:24, 2 May 2019 (UTC) ''Please note that I am not a staff member and this message is unofficial. You do not need to act upon anything I say, but it would be nice. Thanks!''<br />
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<br />
Underscore:<br />
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I appreciate you flagging this to me. I will not do this in the future. <br />
<br />
Thanks,<br />
<br />
OH YEAH YEAH. [[User:Foxwolf11|Foxwolf11]] Director of Foxes, Director of Airports. 20:12, 2 May 2019 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==The future of our Flag-Carrier==<br />
<br />
Heyo Kingfox, is me, Fiork. I would just like to say that Edwards messaged me saying of an idea to Merge Vulpine Airways and Yeet (His airline). I had the idea to make something like Air France-KLM (It will be like Vulpine Airways-Yeet). I just wanna help for what we are gonna do with our Flag-Carrier.<br />
<br />
just to add on Fiork's message, here's what I said to him.<br />
<br />
Hey fiork<br />
So, me and Sans have this airline called Yeet Airways<br />
<br />
I would like to offer to merge Vulpine Airways and Yeet Airways<br />
<br />
You would still be the flag carrier of the DRV by merging with us<br />
<br />
You would still be on the staff as CEO<br />
<br />
both of you<br />
<br />
and the Airline would be called YV<br />
<br />
Yeet-Vulpine Airways<br />
[[User:DaEdwards|DaEdwards]] ([[User talk:DaEdwards|talk]]) 16:54, 15 July 2019 (UTC)</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User_talk:Crimsonf0x&diff=141010User talk:Crimsonf0x2019-07-15T16:54:29Z<p>DaEdwards: /* The future of our Flag-Carrier */ me</p>
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<div>== Incorrect Airport Codes ==<br />
<br />
Hi Foxwolf, I'd like to inform you that there's no airport named SCI, nor is there an airport named KTO. [[User:Citybuilder|Your supreme leader, Cact0]] ([[User talk:Citybuilder|talk]]) 16:04, 14 April 2019 (UTC)<br />
<br />
:We have fixed SSI and KTI. However, multiple other pages list KTO as an existing airport, which can be misleading.<br />
<br />
:OH YEAH YEAH. [[User:Foxwolf11|Foxwolf11]] Director of Foxes, Director of Airports. 01:20, 15 April 2019 (UTC)<br />
<br />
::KTO yields 2 results on the wiki, neither of which involve an air faciity [[User:Frosty Creeper10|Where did the underscore go? D:]] ([[User talk:Frosty Creeper10|talk]]) 01:51, 15 April 2019 (UTC)<br />
<br />
== Yelling on wiki pages/edit logs ==<br />
<br />
Hi Foxwolf, I have noticed on multiple pages you have either YELLED on the page, or in the edit log. This can get kinda spammy, and is annoying. You cant change the edits now, and I wont ask you to change the pages you did this on, but in the future, could you please try and not yell? Thank you, [[User:Underscore11]], at 04:24, 2 May 2019 (UTC) ''Please note that I am not a staff member and this message is unofficial. You do not need to act upon anything I say, but it would be nice. Thanks!''<br />
<br />
<br />
Underscore:<br />
<br />
I appreciate you flagging this to me. I will not do this in the future. <br />
<br />
Thanks,<br />
<br />
OH YEAH YEAH. [[User:Foxwolf11|Foxwolf11]] Director of Foxes, Director of Airports. 20:12, 2 May 2019 (UTC)<br />
<br />
==The future of our Flag-Carrier==<br />
<br />
Heyo Kingfox, is me, Fiork. I would just like to say that Edwards messaged me saying of an idea to Merge Vulpine Airways and Yeet (His airline). I had the idea to make something like Air France-KLM (It will be like Vulpine Airways-Yeet). I just wanna help for what we are gonna do with our Flag-Carrier.<br />
<br />
just to add on Fiork's message, here's what I said to him.<br />
<br />
Hey fiork<br />
So, me and Sans have this airline called Yeet Airways<br />
I would like to offer to merge Vulpine Airways and Yeet Airways<br />
You would still be the flag carrier of the DRV by merging with us<br />
You would still be on the staff as CEO<br />
both of you<br />
and the Airline would be called YV<br />
Yeet-Vulpine Airways<br />
[[User:DaEdwards|DaEdwards]] ([[User talk:DaEdwards|talk]]) 16:54, 15 July 2019 (UTC)</div>DaEdwardshttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Heaven_City&diff=141008Heaven City2019-07-15T16:53:16Z<p>DaEdwards: coords</p>
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{{Town infobox<br />
| color = #3772FF<br />
| name = Heaven City<br />
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| mayor = {{u|FiorkG}} <br />
| depmayor = {{u|DaEdwards}}<br />
| founder = FiorkG<br />
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| rail = Heaven City Metro<br />
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| coords = 10181, 64, -9205<br />
| founded = June 4, 2019<br />
| recognized = <br />
| rank = {{rank|unranked}}<br />
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| state = [[Democratic Republic of Vulpine]]<br />
| languages = English, Portuguese<br />
| world = New<br />
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| ward = 2<br />
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| other1-5 = Optional custom information, the label paired with below.<br />
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'''Heaven City''' is a city owned by {{u|FiorkG}}.<br />
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'''Heaven City''' is one of the Largest Unranked Towns in the MRT Server. It was projected to be the Capital of the DRV but it was solved that [[Totem Beach]] was going to be.<br />
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=History=<br />
==Pre-Fiorkial Era==<br />
In March of 2019, with the unification of Fiorkistan and Vulpine Republic, Fiork777 and KingFox decided thinked to make a very new capital to DRV. The 1st option was south of Totem Beach but it was to near to Desert Line Extension. Then Fiork asked to Build East of Titsensaki and Frogggggg accepted. Then in June 4 of 2019, Fiork777 started the construction of the whole new town, starting in the Old Town District.<br />
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==Fast Urbanization==<br />
With the start of the buildings in the Downtown District, The Comercial Economy grew fast. The Olympic Stadium has been built but no soccer matches has been realized there. Buildings Like the Bus Terminal helped in the industrialization and transportation.<br />
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==Central District and Grand Union==<br />
With the start of Developements in Central District, Fiork had the (Great) idea to build a main railway station called: '''Central Station'''. Then Fiork had an idea to start a Railway Company: '''The Great Northern Railway-GNR'''.<br />
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=Districts=<br />
==Old Town/Borderline District==<br />
This is the district where is located the Old Town and The Border Between Titsensaki and Heaven City. Is Planned to have a Ferry between these both towns.<br />
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[[File:2019-07-13 10.10.29.png|thumb|right|Photo of the Borderline and Houses]]<br />
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==Downtown District==<br />
This is the District where is located The Transcontinental Tower, HQ and Main Studios of [[FOXmrt]]. Also located there the Olympic Stadium. Planned to be turned into a Spleef Stadium. Also located there the Municipal and Intercity Bus Terminals.<br />
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[[File:2019-07-13 10.09.53.png|thumb|left|Olympic Square and Stadium]]<br />
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==Costa Rica District==<br />
Also known as ''The Beachy District'', The Costa Rica District is where is located the Main Beaches in the Town. Also located there the Diagonal Gas Station and The Alexander Fleming International Hospital.<br />
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[[File:2019-07-13 10.09.01.png|thumb|right|Alexander Fleming International Hospital]]<br />
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==Central District==<br />
Is where is located some cool Landmarks. The Central Station and The Frumple Brigde. With that name because of the Owner of the Server, Frumple.<br />
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[[File:2019-07-13 10.04.05.png|thumb|left|Frumple Brigde at Night]]<br />
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==Guadeloupe District==<br />
Is where is located the most of the Residences and Hotels in the town. Also will be located there The Starcourt Mall (Because the owner of the town loves Stranger Things), A secret military base under the mall (Because why not?) and will be full of cool beaches, as Costa Rica District.<br />
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=Landmarks=<br />
==Olympic Stadium==<br />
The only sports stadium in the town. Is Inspired in the Munich Olympic Stadium at Germany.<br />
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==Transcontinental Tower==<br />
HQ of the FOXmrt. Is the Highest Building in Heaven City, with 20 floors. Is located in the Downtown District<br />
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==Coral Beach==<br />
Is a beautiful, Warmwatered beach located in Costa Rica district.<br />
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==Frumple Brigde==<br />
A brigde Located in the Downtown District. Is built for the 7th MRT Anniversary<br />
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[[Category:Towns]]</div>DaEdwards