https://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=XtremeCoder&feedformat=atomMinecart Rapid Transit Wiki - User contributions [en]2024-03-28T10:57:23ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.39.5https://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=The_Commonwealth&diff=152389The Commonwealth2020-04-13T11:09:12Z<p>XtremeCoder: /* Cities */</p>
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<div>[[Category:States]]<br />
{{infobox<br />
|above= {{PAGENAME}}<br />
|image= 'Strong and Equal Local Government'<br />
|headerstyle= background:palegreen<br />
|header1= Leaders<br />
|label2= Chief Executive<br />
|data2= {{u|ModernArt}} (Interim)<br />
|label3= Chief Justice<br />
|data3= {{u|XtremeCoder}}<br />
|label4= Speaker of the Assembly<br />
|data4= N/A<br />
|label5= Founder<br />
|data5= {{u|ModernArt}}<br />
|header11=Information<br />
|label12=Founded<br />
|data12=13th of April 2020<br />
|label13=Membership<br />
|data13=5<br />
|label14=Capital<br />
|data14=Pasadena<br />
|label15=Currency<br />
|data15=Norwestian Pound<br />
|label16=Towns/Cities<br />
|data16=26<br />
|header17=Chambers & Biggest Party<br />
|label18=Legislative Assembly<br />
|data18={{Composition bar|15|26|red|bor-s=none}}<br />
|label19=Senate Assembly<br />
|data19={{Composition bar|5|5|gray|bor-s=none}}<br />
}}<br />
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'''The Commonwealth''' is an official functioning parliamentary MPO and is a breakaway from the [[Republic of Epsilon]]. It was separated due to tensions, being established on the 13th of April 2020 by {{u|ModernArt}}. It was created to signify a need to be accountable to the constitution and the establishment of a Judiciary. The recognition of the need of '''Local Government''' and the accountability of the Executive means that it will be a much more just way to serve the membership towns of The Commonwealth as an equal common wealth.<br />
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==Cities==<br />
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Feel free to add your town in if you want to join! TBD<br />
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{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+Member cities<br />
! scope="col" |Region<br />
! scope="col" |Mayor<br />
! scope="col" |Town/City, Seats<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwestern Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|ModernArt}}<br />
|[[Norwest]], 6<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwestern Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|ModernArt}}<br />
|[[New Southport]], 2<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southeastern Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|ModernArt}}<br />
|[[Izumo]], 4<br />
|-<br />
|'''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
|{{u|ModernArt}}<br />
|[[New Izumo]], 1<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southwestern Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|ModernArt}}<br />
|[[Yukon]], 1<br />
|-<br />
|'''Western Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|XtremeCoder}}<br />
|[[Xterium]], 1<br />
|}</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Epsilonian_Republic&diff=152388Epsilonian Republic2020-04-13T11:07:18Z<p>XtremeCoder: remove xterium</p>
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<div>{{Infobox<br />
| headerstyle = background-color:#0000FF; color: #FFF; font-family: Century Gothic,CenturyGothic,AppleGothic,sans-serif; font-size: 1.25em;<br />
| labelstyle = background-color:#F3F3F3; font-family: Segoe UI,Frutiger,Frutiger Linotype,Dejavu Sans,Helvetica Neue,Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px<br />
| datastyle = background-color:#F3F3F3; font-family: Geneva,Tahoma,Verdana,sans-serif; font-size: 11px<br />
| image = [[File:RepublicOfEpsilonFlag.png | 1em]]<br />
| header1 = Executive<br />
| label2 = Incumbent President<br />
| data2 = {{u|Vulpicula}}<br />
| label3 = Incumbent Vice President<br />
| data3 = {{u|Echohue}}<br />
| label4 = Incumbent Prime Minister<br />
| data4= {{u|SansNotLuigi}}<br />
| label5 = Leader of the Official Opposition<br />
| data5 = {{u|i____7d}}<br />
| label6 = Deputy Prime Minister<br />
| data6= {{u|__OM3GA__}}<br />
| label7= Founder<br />
| data7= {{u|ModernArt}}<br />
| label8= Minister of Public Affairs<br />
| data8= {{u|HeavenAngel}}<br />
| header9 = Government<br />
| label10 = Governing Party(s)<br />
| data10 = Freedom Coalition; [[Llama Libertarian Party]], [[Epsilon Development Party]], [[Forward Epsilon]], [[Cattington Unionist Party]]<br />
| label11 = Official Opposition<br />
| data11 = [[Liberal Party]]<br />
| header12 = Other Information<br />
| label13 = Date Founded<br />
| data13 = 1<sup>st</sup> October 2019<br />
| label14 = Language(s)<br />
| data14 = English<br />
| label15 = Currency<br />
| data15 = <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,sans-serif">£</span> (Norwestian Pound)<br />
| label16 = Region<br />
| data16 = New World<br />
| label17 = Capital<br />
| data17 = [[Pasadena]]<br />
| width=1em|above=Republic of Epsilon|caption=Flag of the Epsilon Republic}}<br />
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The '''Epsilonian Republic''', or the '''Republic of Epsilon''', is a [[Epsilonian_Republic_Constitution|constitutional]] parliamentary democracy and is a collective of nations, towns and cities with the common goals of connection and cooperation in mind. It's named after a former MRT server machine, Epsilon, which expanded the New World. It was founded by {{u|ModernArt}} originally as the Norwestian Republic, but merged with the Hispania, which was lead by {{u|Fiork777}} to create the Epsilonian Republic. It is currently the largest MPO on the MRT.<br />
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==Cities of the Epsilonian Republic==<br />
The Epsilonian Republic is an intergovernmental organization of nations, towns, cities and dominions, which promotes intergovernmental cooperation and facilitates economic, political, security, military, educational, and infrastructural integration among its members. They are all entirely autonomous, with each town/city/dominion having unique differences between each other. They are divided into different regions, which are the equivalent of wards in the MRT. The more ranked* the town is, the more seats it gets (for example Councillor gets 2 seats and unranked towns gets 1 seat). Feel free to add your town down below if your town wants to or already is in the Epsilonian Republic. Please do not touch political party affiliations if you are already in the Republic and a general election is coming.<br />
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''(Number)* means that a town has been accepted more seats if the specified town has a justifiable reason (e.g size) to give more seats in Parliament with the approval of the President and the Prime Minister of the Republic of Epsilon.''<br />
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{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+Cities of the Epsilonian Republic<br />
|-<br />
! scope="col" |Region<br />
! scope="col" |Mayor<br />
! scope="col" |# of Seats<br />
! scope="col" |City<br />
! scope="col" |Party<br />
! scope="col" |Notes<br />
|-<br />
|'''Example Region'''<br />
|{{u|Example Mayor}}<br />
|Example Seats<br />
|'''Example City'''<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|Example<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwest Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|LegendOfYukari}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[New Gensokyo]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southwest Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|Ramona}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Cremona]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwest Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|TechsMinecraft54}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Lakeborough]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:yellow" |{{color|black|Liberal}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''East Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|Majatho3}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Jungleville]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwest Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|powerminer01}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Serena]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|MaxStewartS}}<br />
|1<br />
|East Hills<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southwest Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|lfpp003}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Savannah]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''East Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|Neptune7505_}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Karauna Springs]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:palegreen" |{{color|white|Progressives}}<br />
|<br />
|- <br />
|'''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
|{{u|i____7d}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Foresne]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:yellow" |{{color|black|Liberal}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''West Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|LegendPheonix26}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[PhoenixVille]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:yellow" |{{color|black|Liberal}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''East Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|__OM3GA__}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Raymont]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
|{{u|__OM3GA__}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Devon]] Protectorate<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''South Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|airplane320}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Zerez]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwest Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|TheSubway}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Sand]] Protectorate<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northeast Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Felix_An}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Mountain View]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''West Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|Johngi}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Aquamarine Bay]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwest Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Johngi}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Spruce Valley]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''State of Lapis'''<br />
|{{u|AlphaDS}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Lapis Bay]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''South Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|Gallu}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Frostbeach]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Westplein Region'''<br />
|N/A<br />
|1<br />
|[[Lawrenceville]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''West Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|CirclesPointless}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Tembok]]<br />
| align="center" |'''Split'''<br />
|1 LIB, 1 LLP.<br />
|-<br />
|'''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
|{{u|ktkren777}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Southoak]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:yellow" |{{color|black|Liberal}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
|{{u|PeacemakerX5}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Peacopolis]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:yellow" |{{color|black|Liberal}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''South Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|FiorkG07}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Southburg]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:red" |{{color|white|Forward Epsilon}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|MaxStewartS}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[East Spruce]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''East Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Hightech_TR}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[New Bark Town]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Bahia'''<br />
|{{u|Vulpicula}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Monte Isola]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''West Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Vulpicula}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Storalisburg]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwest Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Vulpicula}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Borealia]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southwest Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Seshpenguin}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Pixl]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southwest Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|SansNotLuigi}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Sansvikk]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southeast Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Canadian_K9}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Valemount]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:palegreen" |{{color|white|Progressives}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southeast Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|VAReaper}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Akworth]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:cyan" |{{color|black|Worker's Party}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwest Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|MindBender15}}<br />
|8<br />
|[[Radiance Square]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
|{{u|Airplaneguy9}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Stone Bay]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''West Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|SirPenguinMay}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Neue Savanne]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|SansNotLuigi}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Frostbite]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
|{{u|BillionPenny483}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Newbourne]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:palegreen" |{{color|white|Progressives}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|woorich999}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Bay Point]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|SansNotLuigi}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Sansmore]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|SansNotLuigi}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[New Sansberg]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''South Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|FiorkG07}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Republic of Jeomto]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:red" |{{color|white|Forward Epsilon}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Ophelia'''<br />
|{{u|LithiumMirnuriX}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Seolho]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Ophelia'''<br />
|{{u|LithiumMirnuriX}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Janghwa]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Ophelia'''<br />
|{{u|LithiumMirnuriX}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Tropica]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Kingdom of Cattington'''<br />
|{{u|Purrcat2010}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Cattington]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:magenta" |{{color|white|Cattington Unionist}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Kingdom of Cattington'''<br />
|{{u|Purrcat2010}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Miasto]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:magenta" |{{color|white|Cattington Unionist}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Kingdom of Cattington'''<br />
|{{u|Purrcat2010}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[New Cattington]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:magenta" |{{color|white|Cattington Unionist}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Kingdom of Cattington'''<br />
|{{u|Purrcat2010}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Snowdin]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:magenta" |{{color|white|Cattington Unionist}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southeast Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|EliteNeon}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Columbia]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwest Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Weier}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Savage City]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Bahia'''<br />
|{{u|Echohue}}<br />
|12<br />
|[[Sunshine Coast]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Bahia'''<br />
|{{u|Echohue}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Torres River]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Bahia'''<br />
|{{u|Echohue}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Singlwurst]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Bahia'''<br />
|{{u|Echohue}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Wooridge]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Bahia'''<br />
|{{u|Echohue}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Walvis Bay]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Bahia'''<br />
|{{u|Echohue}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Iqaluit]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Bahia'''<br />
|{{u|Echohue}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Johnston]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Bahia'''<br />
|{{u|Echohue}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[San Juan]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Kaloro'''<br />
|{{u|Needn_NL}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Kaloro City]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:cyan" |{{color|black|Kalorean Interests}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Kaloro'''<br />
|{{u|Needn_NL}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Winterside]]<br />
| align="center" |'''Split'''<br />
|1 LAB, 1 LIB, 1 LLP, 1 WKP.<br />
|-<br />
|'''West Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|_HeavenAngel_}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Argentei Rivos]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|Cookie46910}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Peripotamia]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southeast Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Vroomba}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Green Hills]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southeast Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|TheConductor_}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Collingwood]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southeast Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|TheConductor_}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Sylvania]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''West Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|Kangaroo567}}<br />
|8<br />
|[[Chan Bay]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''West Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|Kangaroo567}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Dekuville]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|Megascatterbomb}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Moramoa]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''West Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Cookie46910}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Morihama]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''West Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Cookie46910}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Merced]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northeast Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|EliteNeon}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Shadowpoint]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|EliteNeon}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Northlend]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwest Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|EliteNeon}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Renton]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northeast Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|EliteNeon}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Elliott Island]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northeast Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|EliteNeon}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Charlevoix]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|dragonbloon419}}<br />
|8<br />
|[[PMW City]]<br />
| align="center" |'''Split'''<br />
|6 EDP, 2 IND.<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|dragonbloon419}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Furling]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''South Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|dragonbloon419}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Iceton]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northeast Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|dragonbloon419}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[West Kespia]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northeast Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|dragonbloon419}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Tanara]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northeast Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|dragonbloon419}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Welsburian Verdantine Territory|WVT]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development}}<nowiki>|</nowiki><br />
|-<br />
|'''North Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|dragonbloon419}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[TwinLands]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southeast Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|dragonbloon419}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Fort Equinox]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwest Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|dragonbloon419}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Salsun Township]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Bahia'''<br />
|{{u|Vulpicula}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Gadsden]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
|{{u|FiorkG07}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Loydon]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Lumevan Nationalist}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwest Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|CaptainObi}}<br />
|8<br />
|[[Carnoustie]]<br />
| align="center" |'''Split'''<br />
|2 PRP, 5 LLP, 1 EDP.<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|CaptainObi}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Rhodesia]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''South Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|daltdisneyland}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Delta City]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:purple" |{{color|white|People's}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Ionian Conurbation'''<br />
|{{u|Hightech_TR}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Woodsdale]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Ionian Conurbation'''<br />
|{{u|_crepper_}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Weston]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Ionian Conurbation'''<br />
|{{u|Toaro}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Heights City]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Ionian Conurbation'''<br />
|{{u|_HeavenAngel_}}<br />
|12<br />
|[[Quiris]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Ionian Conurbation'''<br />
|{{u|_crepper_}}<br />
|8<br />
|[[BirchView]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Ionian Conurbation'''<br />
|{{u|i____7d}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Springwood]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Region of Nansei-Gunto'''<br />
|{{u|i____7d}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Kazeshima]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:yellow" |{{color|black|Liberal}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Region of Nansei-Gunto'''<br />
|{{u|Airplaneguy9}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Wenyanga]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''South Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|BernCow}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Knoxford]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwest Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|BernCow}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Fernar City]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development}}<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northeast Zeta'''<br />
|{{u|BernCow}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Aquidneck Islands]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Region of Nansei-Gunto'''<br />
|{{u|mi_aquamarine}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Shenghua]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:palegreen" |{{color|white|Progressives}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southeast Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Vulpicula}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Woodsbane]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northern Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Frosty_Creeper10}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Creeperville]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southern Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Frosty_Creeper10}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Oasis Sands]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southwest Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Frosty_Creeper10}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Marsius]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northern Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|Frosty_Creeper10}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Takasaki]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southeast Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Frosty_Creeper10}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Kota Lembah]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''South Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|Frosty_Creeper10}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Mesa City]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southeast Zeta'''<br />
|{{u|FiorkG07}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Marisol]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:red" |{{color|white|Forward Epsilon}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Bahia'''<br />
|{{u|Echohue}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Mojangsburg]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Autonomous Republic of Bahia'''<br />
|{{u|Echohue}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Pretoria]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southwest Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|Yellowitcher}}<br />
|2<br />
|[[Haguenau]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southwest Zeta'''<br />
|{{u|AnonymousPravda}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Snoqualmie]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''West Zeta'''<br />
|{{u|dragonbloon419}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Devisland]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwest Gamma'''<br />
|{{u|MatauPlays}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Willow]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northeast Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|allifarki|Farkie1}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Geneva Bay]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northeast Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|KittyCat11231}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[New Kitania City]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:#90EE90" |{{color|white|Enslavement Party}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|KittyCat11231}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Liten]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:#90EE90" |{{color|white|Enslavement Party}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|KittyCat11231}}<br />
|6<br />
|[[Nippia]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:#90EE90" |{{color|white|Enslavement Party}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''West Zeta'''<br />
|{{u|KittyCat11231}}<br />
|8<br />
|[[Zaquar]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:#90EE90" |{{color|white|Enslavement Party}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Southwest Epsilon'''<br />
|{{u|Wipeout111}}<br />
|4<br />
|[[Gillmont]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northwest Zeta'''<br />
|{{u|Cookie46910}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[Wuhu Island]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:#90EE90" |{{color|white|Enslavement Party}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''North Zeta'''<br />
|{{u|EliteNeon}}<br />
|1<br />
|[[New Mackinaw]]<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|'''Total:'''<br />
|120<br />
|397<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|<br />
|}<br />
<br />
=Politics=<br />
'''Overview'''<br />
<br />
The Republic of Epsilon uses a semi-presidential system of democracy, which has a President and Prime Minister as its main leaders. The President maintains the stability and of federal matters pertaining to the Republic of Epsilon, while the Prime Minister coordinates the daily functions of government agencies, civil service, and the military. The Vice President's main responsibility is to become acting President when the President becomes inactive, although they do not play a large role in determining the day-to-day operations of the country. Rather, they are an assistant to the President and are part of the presidential cabinet. Like the Vice President, the Deputy Prime Minister acts as an assistant to the Prime Minister, even though the position is not defined in the [[Epsilonian Republic/Constitution|Epsilonian Constitution]]. <br />
<br />
As the main opposition to the government, the Leader of the Opposition is the equivalent of the Prime Minister in the largest party that is not in government. They may opt to have a Shadow Cabinet which mirrors the government in power and criticizes the policies they implement.<br />
<br />
With the exception of government ministers and their staff, all officials in the Epsilonian Republic are elected directly by their constituents through a single-member district voting system. Although each municipality has different ways to elect their representatives on the Epsilon House of Representatives, such as using ranked-choice voting as opposed to first-past-the-post, each municipality receives a number of seats based on the size of its city rank; starting from unranked cities at 1 seat. For this reason, {{color|gold|'''[Premier]'''}} cities who are part of the Republic of Epsilon receive up to 12 seats on the House of Representatives.<br />
<br />
Laws created by the House of Representatives are used to amend the [[Epsilonian Republic/Constitution|Epsilonian Constitution]]; create committees, commissions, and ministries that oversee the nation's daily functions or create long term plans for large-scale projects; and regulate its internal parliamentary rules. While Epsilon does not have a central code of regulations, the House of Representatives posts all of their recent bills and legislation on the MRT Wiki, which can be located at their official Wiki page [[Epsilonian Republic/House of Representatives|here]].<br />
<br />
==President==<br />
<br />
The Presidency is the most powerful position in the land, as it can influence decisions for the future of the Republic. It was originally an unelected position but now it has changed to become an elected position and can be held for a maximum of two parliamentary sessions. Its job is to maintain unity with a specific party agenda in the Republic to allow the expansion of its public services, acquisitions and nationality.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+Presidents of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
!President(s)<br />
!Tenure<br />
!Parliamentary Sessions<br />
! scope="col" |Party<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|ModernArt}}<br />
|3rd January 2019 - 1st October 2019<br />
|1st & 2nd Parliament of Norwest.<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|ModernArt}}<br />
|1st October 2019 - 28th December 2019<br />
|1st, 2nd & 3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|Echohue}}<br />
|28th December 2019 - 30th December 2019<br />
|3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:purple" |{{color|white|People's}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|ModernArt}}<br />
|30th December 2019 - 25th January 2020<br />
|4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:yellow" |{{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|Vulpicula}}<br />
|25th January 2020 -<br />
|5th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Vice President==<br />
<br />
The Vice-Presidency is the 2nd in command of the Republic and is an elected position. The position is usually for 2 parliamentary sessions (which is the two terms of a Prime Minister).<br />
The Vice-Presidency was established originally as a compromise between the then Leaders of the Republics of Norwest and Hispania as an un-elected position, but since then it has progressed as an electable position. The Vice-Presidency's job is to help the President with public duties and remain neutral in politics (unless for Vice-President elections).<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+Vice Presidents of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
!Vice President(s)<br />
!Tenure<br />
!Parliamentary Sessions<br />
! scope="col" |Party<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|Fiork777}}<br />
|1st October 2019 - 1st December 2019<br />
|1st Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:red" |{{color|white|Labour}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|ModernArt}} (Interim)<br />
|1st December 2019 - 7th December 2019<br />
|1st Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:gray" |{{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|woorich999}}<br />
|7th December 2019 - 30th December 2019<br />
|2nd, 3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:purple" |{{color|white|People's}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|PeacemakerX5}}<br />
|30th December 2019 - 3rd January 2020<br />
|4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:yellow" |{{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|- <br />
|{{u|Vulpicula}}<br />
|3rd January 2020 - 25th January 2020<br />
|4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|- <br />
|N/A<br />
|25th January 2020 - 30th January 2020<br />
|5th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" |'''N/A'''<br />
|- <br />
|Echohue<br />
|30th January 2020 -<br />
|5th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Prime Minister==<br />
<br />
The Prime Minister is an elected official position, meant to divide power to representatives the public from the President. This is to ensure that democracy is alive and well in the Republic. They must get a parliamentary majority to get the approval of the President to run the country. A list of various Prime Ministers is listed below.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+Prime Ministers of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
!Prime Minister(s)<br />
!Tenure<br />
!Parliamentary Session<br />
!Overall party seats<br />
! scope="col" |Party<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|Vickiposa}}<br />
|Early 2019<br />
|1st Parliament of Norwest<br />
|12<br />
| align="center" style="{{multicol|red|yellow|10}}" |{{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|Johngi}}<br />
|Early 2019<br />
|2nd Parliament of Norwest<br />
|12<br />
| align="center" style="{{multicol|red|yellow|10}}" |{{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|wipeout111}}<br />
|1st of September 2019 - 30th September 2019<br />
|2nd Parliament of Norwest<br />
|12<br />
| align="center" style="{{multicol|red|yellow|10}}" |{{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|CodyHM}}<br />
|1st October 2019 - 10th October 2019<br />
|2nd Parliament of Norwest<br />
|12<br />
| align="center" style="{{multicol|red|yellow|10}}" |{{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|wipeout111}}<br />
|10th October 2019 - 5th December 2019<br />
|1st Parliament of Epsilon<br />
|41<br />
| align="center" style="{{multicol|yellow|#2471A3|10}}" |{{color|white|National}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|Echohue}}<br />
|5th December 2019 - 22nd December 2019<br />
|2nd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
|27<br />
| align="center" style="{{multicol|blue|cyan|10}}" |{{color|white|Freedomist}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|i____7d}}<br />
|22nd December 2019 - 30th December 2019<br />
|3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
|46<br />
| align="center" style="background:yellow" |{{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|i____7d}}<br />
|30th December 2019 - 25th January 2020<br />
|4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
|60<br />
| align="center" style="{{multicol|yellow|white|10}}" |{{color|black|Unity Government}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|__OM3GA__}}<br />
|25th January 2020 - 12th of February 2020<br />
|5th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
|143<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|SansNotLuigi}}<br />
|12th of February 2020 -<br />
|5th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
|42<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Epsilon Development Party}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
'''Deputy Prime Minister'''<br />
<br />
The Deputy Prime Minister, is the role that is appointed by the ruling political party leader or as a compromise of multiple political parties. They have similar priorities to the Prime Minister, but works as an assistant to the prime minister for planning and development of the Republic of Epsilon. The list of Deputy Prime Ministers is down below.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+Deputy Prime Ministers of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
!Deputy Prime Minister(s)<br />
!Tenure<br />
!Parliamentary Session<br />
! scope="col" |Party<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|Frosty_Creeper10}}<br />
|Early 2019<br />
|1st Parliament of Norwest<br />
| align="center" style="background:red" |{{color|white|Labour}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|Frosty_Creeper10}}<br />
|Early 2019<br />
|2nd Parliament of Norwest<br />
| align="center" style="background:red" |{{color|white|Labour}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|TheSubway}}<br />
|10th October 2019 - 5th December 2019<br />
|1st Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:yellow" |{{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|mine_man_}}<br />
|5th December 2019 - 22nd December 2019<br />
|2nd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|PeacemakerX5}}<br />
|22nd December 2019 - 30th December 2019<br />
|3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:yellow" |{{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|Vulpicula}}<br />
|30th December 2019 - 3rd January 2020<br />
|4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|Canadian_K9}}<br />
|3rd January 2020 - 25th January 2020<br />
|4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:#00FF00" |{{color|white|Green}}<br />
|- <br />
|{{u|SansNotLuigi}}<br />
|25th January 2020 - 12th February 2020<br />
|5th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:orange" |{{color|white|Social Democrats of Epsilon}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|__OM3GA__}}<br />
|12th of February 2020 -<br />
|5th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| align="center" style="background:green" |{{color|white|Llama Libertarian}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
'''Leader of the Opposition'''<br />
<br />
The Leader of the Opposition, or the Opposition Leader is a political party leader which usually came second in a parliamentary general election. This is vital in Epsilon politics, to scrutinize the Prime Minister in the House of Representatives who is leading the nation. The list is down below.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+Opposition Leader of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
!Leader of the Opposition(s)<br />
!Tenure<br />
!Parliamentary Session<br />
!Overall party seats<br />
! scope="col" |Party<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|mine_man_}}<br />
|Early 2019<br />
|1st Parliament of Norwest<br />
|7<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|mine_man_}}<br />
|Early 2019<br />
|2nd Parliament of Norwest<br />
|7<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|mine_man_}}<br />
|10th October 2019 - 5th December 2019<br />
|1st Parliament of Epsilon<br />
|20<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|TheSubway}}<br />
|5th December 2019 - 18th December 2019<br />
|2nd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
|10<br />
| align="center" style="background:yellow" |{{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|i____7d}}<br />
|18th December 2019 - 22nd December 2019<br />
|2nd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
|19<br />
| align="center" style="background:yellow" |{{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|mine_man_}}<br />
|22nd December 2019 - 30th December 2019<br />
|3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
|9<br />
| align="center" style="background:blue" |{{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|Fiork777}}<br />
|30th December 2019 - 14th December 2019<br />
|4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
|3<br />
| align="center" style="background:red" |{{color|white|Labour}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|SansNotLuigi}}<br />
|14th December 2019 - 25th January 2020<br />
|4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
|9<br />
| align="center" style="background:orange" |{{color|white|Social Democrats}}<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|i____7d}}<br />
|25th January 2020 -<br />
|5th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
|23<br />
| align="center" style="background:yellow" |{{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Governor==<br />
The Governor is an official position to lead a colony, territory, region or state in the Republic of Epsilon. Their job is to focus on local towns and cities and improve public services in the area, whilst maintaining stability and national pride in the region. They are:<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+Governors of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
!Governor(s)<br />
!Colony/Territory/Region/State<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|Purrcat2010}}<br />
|Autonomous Kingdom of Cattington<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|Echohue}}<br />
|Autonomous Republic of Bahia<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|Needn_NL}}<br />
|Autonomous Republic of Kaloro<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|LithiumMaudX}}<br />
|Autonomous Republic of Ophelia<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|AlphaDS}}<br />
|Autonomous State of Lapis<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|AlphaDS}}<br />
|East Mesa Colony<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|i____7d}}<br />
|[[Region of Lumeva]]<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|PeacemakerX5}}<br />
|[[Region of Lumeva]]<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|ModernArt}}<br />
|State of the Northwest<br />
|-<br />
|{{u|_HeavenAngel_}}<br />
|[[Ionian Conurbation]]<br />
|-<br />
|[[User:KevakaTheGr8|mi_aquamarine]]<br />
|[[Nansei-Gunto Region|Region of Nansei-Gunto]]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==General Elections==<br />
<br />
The Epsilonian Republic has general elections for the Prime Minister, usually held between a month after the last general election. There are two houses of parliaments which facilitate the democratic will of the people, with the party that has most seats in the House of Representatives usually being the governing party.<br />
<br />
'''Political Parties'''<br />
<br />
Listed below are the current parties that exist in the Republic of Epsilon, and their current amount of seats.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
!Party Name<br />
!ACR.<br />
!Colour<br />
!Established Since<br />
!Seats (House of Reps)<br />
|-<br />
|[[Cattington Unionist Party]]<br />
| align="center" |CCU.<br />
|<span style="color:magenta">█████</span><br />
|14th of January 2020<br />
|{{Composition bar|7|397|magenta|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Enslavement Party]]<br />
| align="center" |SLV.<br />
|<span style="color:#90EE90">█████</span><br />
|10th of January 2019<br />
|{{Composition bar|22|397|#90EE90|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Epsilonian Development Party|Epsilonian Development Party]]<br />
| align="center" |EDP.<br />
|<span style="color:blue">█████</span><br />
|9th of March 2020<br />
|{{Composition bar|42|397|blue|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Forward Epsilon]]<br />
| align="center" |FWD.<br />
|<span style="color:red">█████</span><br />
|10th of January 2019<br />
|{{Composition bar|8|397|red|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Kalorean Interests]]<br />
| align="center" |KAL.<br />
|<span style="color:lightblue">█████</span><br />
|1st of February 2020<br />
|{{Composition bar|4|397|lightblue|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Liberal Party of Epsilon]]<br />
| align="center" |LIB.<br />
|<span style="color:yellow">█████</span><br />
|3rd of January 2019<br />
|{{Composition bar|23|397|yellow|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Llama Libertarian Party of Epsilon]]<br />
| align="center" |LLP.<br />
|<span style="color:green">█████</span><br />
|28th of December 2019<br />
|{{Composition bar|208|397|green|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Lumevan Nationalist Party]]<br />
| align="center" |LNP.<br />
|<span style="color:blue">█████</span><br />
|28th of December 2019<br />
|{{Composition bar|1|397|green|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[People's Party]]<br />
| align="center" |PPE.<br />
|<span style="color:purple">█████</span><br />
|10th of April 2020<br />
|{{Composition bar|4|397|purple|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Progressive Party]]<br />
| align="center" |PRP.<br />
|<span style="color:palegreen">█████</span><br />
|26th of January 2020<br />
|{{Composition bar|10|397|palegreen|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Worker's Party of Epsilon]]<br />
| align="center" |WKP.<br />
|<span style="color:cyan">█████</span><br />
|2nd of January 2020<br />
|{{Composition bar|5|397|cyan|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|-<br />
|Independents<br />
| align="center" |IND.<br />
|<span style="color:gray">█████</span><br />
|N/A<br />
|{{Composition bar|40|397|gray|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
===The House of Representatives===<br />
'''For the bills and proposals, please see the [[Epsilonian Republic House of Representatives]] page.'''<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+Parliamentary Sessions<br />
|-<br />
!Session<br />
!Total Party and Parliamentary Seats<br />
!Governing Party<br />
|-<br />
|'''1st Parliament of Norwest'''<br />
|{{Composition bar|12|20|yellow|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|[[Liberal Party]]<br />
|-<br />
|'''2nd Parliament of Norwest'''<br />
|{{Composition bar|12|21|yellow|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|[[Liberal Party]]<br />
|-<br />
|'''1st Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
|{{Composition bar|41|73|#2471A3|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|[[National Party]] and associates<br />
|-<br />
|'''2nd Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
|{{Composition bar|27|96|cyan|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|Freedomist Party<br />
|- <br />
|'''3rd Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
|{{Composition bar|47|93|yellow|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|[[Liberal Party]]<br />
|-<br />
|'''4th Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
|{{Composition bar|60|113|black|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|National Unity Government<br />
|-<br />
|'''5th Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
|{{Composition bar|267|397|green|bor-s=none|width=300px}}<br />
|Freedom Coalition<br />
|}<br />
<br />
The House of Representatives is the Republic's primary decision making body, and seats are elected by cities in the Republic. The Prime Minister is the head of the House of Representatives, and directly under them is the Deputy Prime Minister.<br />
<br />
[[Category:Metropolitan Planning Organizations]]<br />
[[Category:Epsilonian Republic]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Emonorail&diff=152138Emonorail2020-04-11T04:08:29Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
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{{infobox<br />
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| above = Emonorail<br />
|header1 = Staff<br />
|label2 = CEO<br />
|data2 = {{u|eltontay11}}<br />
|header3 = Stations<br />
|label4 = Stations open<br />
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|label5 = Lines<br />
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'''Emonorail''' Is an Intra-town train service that serves [[XtremeCity]]. There are 6 lines currently, one LRT, five MRT.<br />
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====Technology====<br />
=====MRT=====<br />
======Station======<br />
Emonorail V1 MRT Stations (ALL LINES)<br />
======<nowiki>= Changelog =</nowiki>======<br />
Station V1<br />
<br />
- First Station Build<br />
<br />
- No auto cart clear<br />
<br />
- Press button to go<br />
<br />
- Master Light Switch<br />
<br />
- Inspired by station type created by [[Robang592]]<br />
<br />
Station V2<br />
<br />
- Platform doors<br />
<br />
- Cart collectors <br />
<br />
- Light switch<br />
<br />
Station V2.1 is planned (No empty cart detectors, no cart call, fully automated system)<br />
<br />
======Tracks======<br />
Emonorail V1 Tracks<br />
======<nowiki>= Changelog =</nowiki>======<br />
Track V1<br />
- Unlimited Power<br />
=====LRT=====<br />
======Station======<br />
LRT V1.5 Station<br />
======<nowiki>= Changelog =</nowiki>======<br />
LRT V1.5 Stn<br />
<br />
- Slow Track<br />
<br />
- Cart Does not stop<br />
<br />
LRT V1 Station<br />
<br />
Refer to MRT STN V1<br />
<br />
======Track======<br />
Refer to MRT TRACKS<br />
<br />
Tracks V1<br />
<br />
====Current Train Lines====<br />
<br />
TECHNOLOGY<br />
<br />
Station : Emonorail V1 (Manual Cart Removing)<br />
Track : Emonorail V1 (24/7 Power)<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are plans to make the station automatically get rid of empty carts, and a master power switch that controls the tracks. However, this will only be done when most of the builds planned in the city are done. (Each build probably has its own station so)}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|red|Line A}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|1|City Central ''Terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|2|Residence|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|3|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|4|Hotel South|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|5|Town Hall ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|f00|6|Air base|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C9)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|Due to track and station replacement works, this train line WILL BE CLOSED. ETA completion is 15 Nov 2017}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|blue|Line B}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|1|Mall ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|2|Expo|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C12)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|3|Hotel North|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|4|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5|Residence|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5A|MRT MAGAZINE HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|6|Parliment|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|7|Transport Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
{{smallnotice|Trains from Residence towards Transport Hub do not stop at MRT MAGAZINE HQ. Only trains from Parliment towards Mall stop there.}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|green|Line C}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE2|Airport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE1|Foobar |{{colorbox|orange|Line D Future Extension(DS1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|1|Supreme Court ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|2|Hawker Centre|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|3|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|5|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|6|Hypermart|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|7|Museum|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|8|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|9|Air base|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A6)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|10|Driving School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|11|Resorts|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|12|Expo|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|13|Hospital|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|14|Industrial Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|orange|Line D}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N3|Resorts ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N2|Power Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N1|Hotel South|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|EX (0)|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E1|Fire Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E2|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E4|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E5|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E6|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|FFA500|E7|Heliport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E8|The sky towers|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E9|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E11|Hawker Centre ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
BRANCHING OUT FROM DE10 STATION (POLICE HQ)<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS2|Ferry Terminal ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS1|Foobar|{{colorbox|green|Line C Extension(CE1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|Line E}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|University ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|[[Foobar]]|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4))}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Market|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Industrial Hub|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C14)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|Stadium ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|SHORT LRT SERVICE}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|Central Park|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Admin Building|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|The Maze|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|Nature Reserve|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|The Sky Towers|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
M4 = Central Station<br />
<br />
Trains have two routes from M1.<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M5 --> M6 --> M7 --> M8 --> M9 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M9--> M8 --> M7 --> M6 --> M5 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
Train Map : [[File:Xtremecity Metro Map.PNG|1000px]]<br />
<br />
LINE SERVICE SUMMARY<br />
<br />
==Train Status==<br />
<br />
‘’’COMMUTER ALERTS’’’<br />
<br />
<none><br />
<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
!Name<br />
!Status<br />
!Terminus<br />
!Information<br />
!Technology<br />
|-<br />
|Line A||{{status|partialopen|}}||City Central ; Town Hall||Only two stations are opened. All other stations are under construction||Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
|Line B||{{status|construction|}}||Transport Hub; Mall||Construction||Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
|Line C||{{status|construction|}}||Supreme Court ; Industrial Hub||Construction||Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
|Line D||{{status|construction|}}||Resorts ; Hawker Centre (Central Station : Sports Cplx)||Construction||Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
|Line E||{{status|construction|}}||University ; Stadium||Construction||Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
Status list excludes LRT Services.<br />
<br />
[[Category: XtremeCity Metro]]<br />
{{quality|2}}</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User_talk:XtremeCoder&diff=149153User talk:XtremeCoder2020-02-14T06:10:59Z<p>XtremeCoder: /* About Western Epsilon */</p>
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<div>Please condense your edits into one big one, because you are making too many edits at once. [[User:CyAmethyst|CyAmethyst, the resident land scarrer]] ([[User talk:CyAmethyst|talk]]) 08:12, 4 September 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==About template on Epsilonian Republic for Liberal Party of Epsilion==<br />
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Hey Extreme i want to ask that if i can put the template on cities for our party. Because i am going to list the cities in our party plus the regions.<br />
<br />
--[[User:LegendPheonix26|LegendPheonix26]] ([[User talk:LegendPheonix26|talk]]) 19:07, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br />
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Response : yes please, thanks.<br />
<br />
<br />
==About Western Epsilon==<br />
Hey would you like my city to the capital of the region? <br />
<br />
Because we need some organization.<br />
<br />
And a regional captial.<br />
<br />
--[[User:LegendPheonix26|LegendPheonix26]] ([[User talk:LegendPheonix26|talk]]) 21:29, 13 February 2020 (UTC)<br />
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Response : ??</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User_talk:XtremeCoder&diff=149107User talk:XtremeCoder2020-02-12T22:22:52Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
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<div>Please condense your edits into one big one, because you are making too many edits at once. [[User:CyAmethyst|CyAmethyst, the resident land scarrer]] ([[User talk:CyAmethyst|talk]]) 08:12, 4 September 2017 (UTC)<br />
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==About template on Epsilonian Republic for Liberal Party of Epsilion==<br />
<br />
Hey Extreme i want to ask that if i can put the template on cities for our party. Because i am going to list the cities in our party plus the regions.<br />
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--[[User:LegendPheonix26|LegendPheonix26]] ([[User talk:LegendPheonix26|talk]]) 19:07, 12 February 2020 (UTC)<br />
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Response : yes please, thanks.</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Epsilonian_Republic&diff=148114Epsilonian Republic2020-01-19T03:40:13Z<p>XtremeCoder: /* Cities of the Epsilonian Republic */</p>
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<div>{{notice|'This page is Work in Progress, but has the essential parts of the Republic of Epsilon. Feel free to read!'<br />
- ModernArt}}<br />
{{Infobox<br />
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| image = [[File:RepublicOfEpsilonFlag.png|500px]]<br />
| header1 = Executive<br />
| label2 = Incumbent President<br />
| data2 = {{u|ModernArt}}<br />
| label3 = Incumbent Vice President<br />
| data3 = {{u|Vulpicula}}<br />
| label4 = Incumbent Prime Minister<br />
| data4= {{u|i____7d}}<br />
| label5 = Leader of the Official Opposition<br />
| data5 = {{u|SansNotLuigi}}<br />
| label6 = Deputy Prime Minister<br />
| data6= {{u|Keentlewi|Canadian_K9}}<br />
| label7= Founder<br />
| data7= {{u|ModernArt}}<br />
| label8= Minister of Public Affairs<br />
| data8= {{u|LegendPheonix26}}<br />
| header9 = Government<br />
| label10 = Governing Party(s)<br />
| data10 = National Coalition; [[Liberal Party]], [[Green Party]], [[Llama Libertarian Party]]<br />
| label11 = Official Opposition<br />
| data11 = [[Social Demcorats of Epsilon]]<br />
| header12 = Other Information<br />
| label13 = Date Founded<br />
| data13 = 1<sup>st</sup> October 2019<br />
| label14 = Language(s)<br />
| data14 = English<br />
| label15 = Currency<br />
| data15 = <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,sans-serif">£</span> (Norwestian Pound)<br />
| label16 = Region<br />
| data16 = New World<br />
| label17 = Capital<br />
| data17 = [[Pasadena]]<br />
}}<br />
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The '''Epsilonian Republic''', or the '''Republic of Epsilon''' is a parliamentary democracy and is a collective of towns and cities which is in one unified country (Not to be confused with the premier city of [[Espil]], which is not in the Republic). It's named after the MRT's server version, Epsilon, which expanded the New World. It was founded by {{u|ModernArt}} originally as the Norwestian Republic, but merged with the [[Hispania]], which was lead by {{u|Fiork777}} to create the Epsilonian Republic. It is now the 2nd largest nation on the MRT, after the [[People's Republic of Montego]]<br />
<br />
===Cities of the Epsilonian Republic ===<br />
The Epsilonian Republic is a collective of towns, cities and dominions, which is under one unified country. They are all autonomous, with each town/city/dominion having unique differences between each other. They are divided into different regions, which are the equivalent of wards in the MRT. The more ranked* the town is, the more seats it gets (for example Councillor gets 2 seats and unranked towns gets 1 seat). Feel free to add your town down below if your town wants to or already is in the Epsilonian Republic. Please do not touch political party affiliations if you are already in the Republic and a general election is coming.<br />
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''(Number)* means that a town has been accepted more seats if the specified town has a justifiable reason (e.g size) to give more seats in Parliament with the approval of the President and the Prime Minister of the Republic of Epsilon.''<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Cities of the Epsilonian Republic<br />
|-<br />
! scope="col" | Region<br />
! scope="col" | Mayor<br />
! scope="col" | # of Seats<br />
! scope="col" | City<br />
! scope="col" | Party<br />
|-<br />
| '''Example Region'''<br />
| {{u|Example Mayor}}<br />
| Example Seats <br />
| '''Example City''' <br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwest Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|ModernArt}}<br />
| 4<br />
| [[Norwest]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwest Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|ModernArt}}<br />
| 4<br />
| [[Pasadena]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwest Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|LegendOfYukari}}<br />
| 4<br />
| [[New Gensokyo]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Southwest Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|Ramona}}<br />
| 4*<br />
| [[Cremona]]<br />
| style="background:green" align="center" | {{color|white|Llama Libertarians}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwest Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|TechsMinecraft54}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Lakeborough]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|honzagame}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[MeTromso]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Eastern Jungle Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|Majatho3}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Jungleville]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwest Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|powerminer01}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Watchfield]]<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southwest Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|PeacemakerX5}}<br />
| 2<br />
| [[Southbank]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Far West Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|ModernArt}}<br />
| 1<br />
| Yuledan Protectorate<br />
| style="background:#00FF00" align="center" | {{color|white|Green}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northern Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|MaxStewartS}}<br />
| 1<br />
| East Hills <br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Southwest Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|lfpp003}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Savannah]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Eastern Jungle Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|Neptune7505_}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Karauna Springs]]<br />
| <br />
|- <br />
| '''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
| {{u|i____7d}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Foresne]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Far West Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|LegendPheonix26}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[PhoenixVille]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Eastern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|__OM3GA__}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Raymont]]<br />
| style="background:green" align="center" | {{color|white|Llama Libertarians}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|airplane320}}<br />
| 4<br />
| [[Zerez]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|__OM3GA__}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Devon]] Protectorate<br />
| style="background:green" align="center" | {{color|white|Llama Libertarians}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|LightingMC}}<br />
| 4<br />
| [[New Genisys]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|LightingMC}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Genesis]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwest Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|TheSubway}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Sand]] Protectorate<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Far West Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|XtremeCoder}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Xterium]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Central Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|Missa_Solemnis}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Musique]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northeastern Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|Felix_An}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Mountain View]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwestern Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|Johngi}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Spruce Valley]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''State of Lapis'''<br />
| {{u|AlphaDS}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Lapis Bay]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''State of Lapis'''<br />
| {{u|gus7896}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Taiga Hills]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|Gallu}}<br />
| 1 <br />
| [[Frostbeach]]<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| '''Westplein Region'''<br />
| N/A<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Lawrenceville]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Far West Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|CirclesPointless}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Tembok]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
| {{u|ktkren777}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Southoak]] Protectorate<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
| {{u|PeacemakerX5}}<br />
| 2<br />
| [[Peacopolis]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|Fiork777}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Southburg]]<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northern Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|MaxStewartS}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[East Spruce]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Northern Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|Hightech_TR}}<br />
| 4<br />
| [[Woodsdale]]<br />
| style="background:green" align="center" | {{color|white|Llama Libertarians}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Eastern Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|Hightech_TR}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[New Bark Town]]<br />
| style="background:green" align="center" | {{color|white|Llama Libertarians}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Western Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|Vulpicula}}<br />
| 4<br />
| [[Monte Isola]]<br />
| style="background:green" align="center" | {{color|white|Llama Libertarians}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southwest Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|Seshpenguin}}<br />
| 4<br />
| [[Pixl]]<br />
| style="background:green" align="center" | {{color|white|Llama Libertarians}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southwestern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|SansNotLuigi}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Sansvikk]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Southwestern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|ModernArt}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[New Southport]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Southeastern Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|ModernArt}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Izumo]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Southeastern Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|Canadian_K9}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Valemount]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Southeastern Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|VAReaper}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Akworth]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwestern Gamma'''<br />
| {{u|MindBender15}}<br />
| 5<br />
| [[Radiance Square]]<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| '''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
| {{u|CSnooter}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Twingate]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
| {{u|ModernArt}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[New Izumo]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
| {{u|Airplaneguy9}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Stone Bay]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Western Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|SkyjumperTalon}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Eagleshore]]<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|SkyjumperTalon}}<br />
| 2<br />
| [[Cactus River]]<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| '''Far West Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|SirPenguinMay}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Neue Savanne]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|Keppler22b}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Auburn Hills]]<br />
| style="background:red" align="center" | {{color|white|Labour}}<br />
|-<br />
|'''Northern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|SansNotLuigi}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Frostbite]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
|'''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
| {{u|BillionPenny483}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Newbourne]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Northern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|woorich999}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Bay Point]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Northern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|SansNotLuigi}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Sansmore]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Northern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|SansNotLuigi}}<br />
| 2<br />
| [[New Sansberg]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|Fiork777}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Valence]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Autonomous Republic of Ophelia'''<br />
| {{u|LithiumMirnuriX}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Seolho]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Autonomous Republic of Ophelia'''<br />
| {{u|LithiumMirnuriX}}<br />
| 2<br />
| [[Janghwa]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Autonomous Republic of Ophelia'''<br />
| {{u|LithiumMirnuriX}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Tropica]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Autonomous Kingdom of Cattington'''<br />
| {{u|Purrcatt2010}}<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Cattington]]<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
| '''Autonomous Kingdom of Cattington'''<br />
| {{u|Purrcatt2010}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Miasto]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Autonomous Kingdom of Cattington'''<br />
| {{u|Purrcatt2010}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[New Cattington]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Autonomous Kingdom of Cattington'''<br />
| {{u|Purrcatt2010}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Snowdin]]<br />
| <br />
|-<br />
| '''Southeastern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|EliteNeon}}<br />
| 2<br />
| [[Columbia]]<br />
| style="background:blue" align="center" | {{color|white|Coalition For Epsilonian Renewal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwestern Epsilon'''<br />
| {{u|Weier}}<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Savage City]]<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|-<br />
| '''Total:'''<br />
| <br />
| 151<br />
| 67<br />
| <br />
|}<br />
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=Politics=<br />
'''Overview'''<br />
<br />
The Republic of Epsilon is a parliamentary democracy, which has a President and Prime Minister as its main leaders. The position of the President is maintaining the stability and of federal matters pertaining to the Republic of Epsilon. The Vice Presidency is also for federal matters but acts as an assistant to the President of the Republic of Epsilon. The Prime Minister is an elected position that is decided on an election. There are a few governing positions of the Republic, and these include (in order of significance):<br />
<br />
- President<br />
- Vice President<br />
- Prime Minister<br />
Deputy Prime Minister<br />
Leader of the Opposition<br />
- Governor<br />
<br />
==President==<br />
<br />
The Presidency is the most powerful position in the land, as it can influence decisions for the future of the Republic. It was originally an unelected position but now it has changed to become an elected position and can be held for a maximum of two parliamentary sessions. Its job is to maintain unity with a specific party agenda in the Republic to allow the expansion of its public services, acquisitions and nationality.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Presidents of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
! President(s)<br />
! Tenure<br />
! Parliamentary Sessions<br />
! scope="col" | Party<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|ModernArt}} <br />
| 3rd January 2019 - 1st October 2019<br />
| 1st & 2nd Parliament of Norwest. <br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|ModernArt}}<br />
| 1st October 2019 - 28th December 2019<br />
| 1st, 2nd & 3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Echohue}}<br />
| 28th December 2019 - 30th December 2019<br />
| 3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:purple" align="center" | {{color|white|People's}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|ModernArt}} (interim)<br />
| 30th December 2019 -<br />
| 4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Vice President==<br />
<br />
The Vice-Presidency is the 2nd in command of the Republic and is an elected position. The position is usually for 2 parliamentary sessions (which is the two terms of a Prime Minister).<br />
The Vice-Presidency was established originally as a compromise between the then Leaders of the Republics of Norwest and Hispania as an un-elected position, but since then it has progressed as an electable position. The Vice-Presidency's job is to help the President with public duties and remain neutral in politics (unless for Vice-President elections).<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Vice Presidents of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
! Vice President(s)<br />
! Tenure<br />
! Parliamentary Sessions<br />
! scope="col" | Party<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Fiork777}} <br />
| 1st October 2019 - 1st December 2019<br />
| 1st Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:red" align="center" | {{color|white|Labour}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|ModernArt}} (Interim)<br />
| 1st December 2019 - 7th December 2019<br />
| 1st Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|woorich999}}<br />
| 7th December 2019 - 30th December 2019 <br />
| 2nd, 3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:purple" align="center" | {{color|white|People's}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|PeacemakerX5}}<br />
| 30th December 2019 - 3rd January 2020<br />
| 4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|- <br />
| {{u|Vulpicula}}<br />
| 3rd January 2020 -<br />
| 4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style= "background:green" align="center" | {{color|white|Llama Libertarians}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Prime Minister==<br />
<br />
The Prime Minister is an elected official position, meant to divide power to representatives the public from the President. This is to ensure that democracy is alive and well in the Republic. They must get a parliamentary majority to get the approval of the President to run the country. A list of various Prime Ministers is listed below.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Prime Ministers of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
! Prime Minister(s)<br />
! Tenure<br />
! Parliamentary Session<br />
! Overall party seats<br />
! scope="col" | Party<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Vickiposa}} <br />
| Early 2019<br />
| 1st Parliament of Norwest<br />
| 12<br />
| style={{multicol|red|yellow|10}} align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Johngi}} <br />
| Early 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Norwest<br />
| 12<br />
| style={{multicol|red|yellow|10}} align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|wipeout111}} <br />
| 1st of September 2019 - 30th September 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Norwest<br />
| 12 <br />
| style={{multicol|red|yellow|10}} align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|CodyHM}} <br />
| 1st October 2019 - 10th October 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Norwest<br />
| 12<br />
| style={{multicol|red|yellow|10}} align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|wipeout111}}<br />
| 10th October 2019 - 5th December 2019<br />
| 1st Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 41<br />
| style={{multicol|yellow|#2471A3|10}} align="center" | {{color|white|National}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Echohue}}<br />
| 5th December 2019 - 22nd December 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 27<br />
| style={{multicol|blue|cyan|10}} align="center" | {{color|white|Freedomist}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|i____7d}}<br />
| 22nd December 2019 - 30th December 2019<br />
| 3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 46<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|i____7d}}<br />
| 30th December 2019 -<br />
| 4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 60<br />
| style={{multicol|yellow|white|10}} align="center" | {{color|black|Unity Government}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
'''Deputy Prime Minister'''<br />
<br />
The Deputy Prime Minister, is the role that is appointed by the ruling political party leader or as a compromise of multiple political parties. They have similar priorities to the Prime Minister, but works as an assistant to the prime minister for planning and development of the Republic of Epsilon. The list of Deputy Prime Ministers is down below.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Deputy Prime Ministers of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
! Deputy Prime Minister(s)<br />
! Tenure<br />
! Parliamentary Session<br />
! scope="col" | Party<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Frosty_Creeper10}} <br />
| Early 2019<br />
| 1st Parliament of Norwest<br />
| style="background:red" align="center" | {{color|white|Labour}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Frosty_Creeper10}} <br />
| Early 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Norwest<br />
| style="background:red" align="center" | {{color|white|Labour}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|TheSubway}}<br />
| 10th October 2019 - 5th December 2019<br />
| 1st Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|mine_man_}}<br />
| 5th December 2019 - 22nd December 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:blue" align="center" | {{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|PeacemakerX5}} <br />
| 22nd December 2019 - 30th December 2019<br />
| 3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Vulpicula}}<br />
| 30th December 2019 - 3rd January 2020<br />
| 4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:green" align="center" | {{color|white|Llama Libertarians}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Canadian_K9}} <br />
| 3rd January 2020 -<br />
| 4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:#00FF00" align="center" | {{color|white|Green}}<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
'''Leader of the Opposition'''<br />
<br />
The Leader of the Opposition, or the Opposition Leader is a political party leader which usually came second in a parliamentary general election. This is vital in Epsilon politics, to scrutinise the Prime Minister in the House of Representatives who is leading the nation. The list is down below.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Opposition Leader of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
! Leader of the Opposition(s)<br />
! Tenure<br />
! Parliamentary Session<br />
! Overall party seats<br />
! scope="col" | Party<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|mine_man_}} <br />
| Early 2019<br />
| 1st Parliament of Norwest<br />
| 7<br />
| style="background:blue" align="center" | {{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|mine_man_}} <br />
| Early 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Norwest<br />
| 7<br />
| style="background:blue" align="center" | {{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|mine_man_}}<br />
| 10th October 2019 - 5th December 2019<br />
| 1st Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 20<br />
| style="background:blue" align="center" | {{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|TheSubway}}<br />
| 5th December 2019 - 18th December 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 10<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|i____7d}}<br />
| 18th December 2019 - 22nd December 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 19<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|mine_man_}} <br />
| 22nd December 2019 - 30th December 2019<br />
| 3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 9<br />
| style="background:blue" align="center" | {{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Fiork777}} <br />
| 30th December 2019 - 14th December 2019<br />
| 4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 3<br />
| style="background:red" align="center" | {{color|white|Labour}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|SansNotLuigi}} <br />
| 14th December 2019 - <br />
| 4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 9<br />
| style="background:orange" align="center" | {{color|white|Social Democrats}}<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Governor==<br />
The Governor is an official position to lead a colony, territory, region or state in the Republic of Epsilon. Their job is to focus on local towns and cities and improve public services in the area, whilst maintaining stability and national pride in the region. They are:<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Governors of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
! Governor(s)<br />
! Colony/Territory/Region/State<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|AlphaDS}} <br />
| East Mesa Colony<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|AlphaDS}}<br />
| Autonomous State of Lapis<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|i____7d}}<br />
| [[Region of Lumeva]]<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|PeacemakerX5}}<br />
| [[Region of Lumeva]]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==General Elections==<br />
<br />
The Epsilonian Republic has general elections for the Prime Minister, usually held between a month after the last general election. There are two houses of parliaments which facilitate the democratic will of the people, with the party that has most seats in the House of Representatives usually being the governing party.<br />
<br />
'''Political Parties'''<br />
<br />
List of valid parties that can be voted for in the [[Republic of Epsilon]]'s Elections:<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! Party Name<br />
! Colour<br />
! Established Since<br />
! Seats (House of Reps)<br />
|-<br />
| [[Liberal Party of Epsilon]]<br />
| <span style="color:yellow">█████</span> <br />
| 3rd of January 2019<br />
| {{Composition bar|41|148|yellow|bor-s=none}}<br />
|-<br />
| [[Green Party of Epsilon]]<br />
| <span style="color:#00FF00">█████</span> <br />
| 10th of January 2019<br />
| {{Composition bar|8|148|#00FF00|bor-s=none}}<br />
|-<br />
| [[Enterprise Party of Epsilon]]<br />
| <span style="color:blue">█████</span><br />
| 10th of January 2019 (Defunct)<br />
| {{Composition bar|0|148|yellow|bor-s=none}}<br />
|-<br />
| [[Labour Party of Epsilon]]<br />
| <span style="color:red">█████</span><br />
| 10th of January 2019<br />
| {{Composition bar|7|148|red|bor-s=none}}<br />
|-<br />
| [[National Party of Epsilon]]<br />
| <span style="color:#2471A3">█████</span><br />
| 10th of October 2019 (Defunct)<br />
| {{Composition bar|0|148|yellow|bor-s=none}}<br />
|-<br />
| [[Llama Libertarian Party of Epsilon]]<br />
| <span style="color:green">█████</span> <br />
| 28th of December 2019<br />
| {{Composition bar|25|148|green|bor-s=none}}<br />
|-<br />
| [[People's Party]]<br />
| <span style="color:purple">█████</span><br />
| 28th of December 2019. (Defunct)<br />
| {{Composition bar|0|148|yellow|bor-s=none}}<br />
|-<br />
| [[Worker's Party of Epsilon]]<br />
| <span style="color:cyan">█████</span><br />
| 2nd of January 2020<br />
| {{Composition bar|2|148|cyan|bor-s=none}}<br />
|-<br />
| [[Social Democrats of Epsilon]]<br />
| <span style="color:orange">█████</span><br />
| 12th of January 2020<br />
| {{Composition bar|9|148|orange|bor-s=none}}<br />
|-<br />
| [[Cattington Unionist Party]]<br />
| <span style="color:magenta">█████</span><br />
| 14th of January 2020<br />
| {{Composition bar|6|148|magenta|bor-s=none}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
Parliament has two governing bodies:<br />
<br />
- The House of Representatives (Elected)<br />
<br />
- The House of Peers (Non-Elected officials which are mainly Mayors)<br />
<br />
===The House of Representatives===<br />
[[File:EpsilonHouseOfRepresentatives.png|200px|thumb|left|House of Representatives for the 1st Parliament of Epsilon]]<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Parliamentary Sessions<br />
|-<br />
! Session<br />
! Total Seats in Parliament<br />
! Governing Party<br />
|-<br />
| '''1st Parliament of Norwest'''<br />
| 20<br />
| [[Liberal Party]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''2nd Parliament of Norwest'''<br />
| 21<br />
| [[Liberal Party]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''1st Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
| 73<br />
| [[National Party]] and associates<br />
|-<br />
| '''2nd Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
| 96<br />
| Freedomist Party<br />
|- <br />
| '''3rd Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
| 93<br />
| [[Liberal Party]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''4th Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
| 113<br />
| National Unity Government<br />
|}<br />
<br />
The House of Representatives is the only parliamentary body which is elected by the general public. It is where the Prime Minister answers questions given to him by other colleagues of the house and where legislation takes place. It is of a distinct green colour, that is shown below. Between the 1st of October 2019 and the 30th of October, the 2nd Parliament of Norwest will be the only governing body of the Republic of Epsilon. The House of Representatives requires a party to have a majority of seats in the House to govern, through the democratic will of the people.<br />
<br />
===The House of Peers===<br />
[[File:EpsilonHouseOfPeers.png|200px|thumb|left|House of Peers for the 1st Parliament of Epsilon]]<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Parliamentary Sessions<br />
|-<br />
! Session<br />
! Total Seats in Parliament<br />
! Governing Party<br />
|-<br />
| '''1st Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
| 86<br />
| [[National Party]] and associates<br />
|}<br />
<br />
The House of Peers is the only parliamentary body which is non-elected. The Peers are appointed by the President of the Republic of Epsilon which are usually town mayors of the Republic of Epsilon. It is where the President of the Republic of Epsilon answers questions given to him by other colleagues of the house and where legislation takes place. It is of a distinct red colour, that is shown below. Between the 1st of October 2019 and the 30th of October, the 2nd Parliament of Norwest will be the only governing body of the Republic of Epsilon. The House of Peers includes cross-benches and does not require a party to have a majority of seats in the House to govern, as no one party should be a party with a majority. <br />
<br />
The House of Peers was officially dissolved on the 15th of December 2019 after a 11-0 outright majority in the House of Representatives. The House of Representatives is now the only legislative body of the Republic of Epsilon. The House of Peers will become the Judiciary.<br />
<br />
[[Category:States]]<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
===Bill Listings of House of Peers===<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! Proposers !! Bill !! Votes AYE !! Votes NO !! Date<br />
|-<br />
| ModernArt || Write The Constitution || 3 || 0 || 5th October 2019<br />
|-<br />
| ModernArt || Espablish a Commitee to deal with travel connection in the republic || 3 || 0 || 5th October 2019<br />
|-<br />
| ModernArt || Establish A Republic Discord || 3 || 0 || 5th October 2019<br />
|-<br />
| Wipeout111 || Establish a chart on the wiki to document all bills || 3 || 0 || 5th October 2019<br />
|-<br />
| ModernArt || Parliamentary Conventions || 3 || 0 || 5th October 2019<br />
|-<br />
| EliteNeon || Exempt Fiork777 From The Election || 0 || 3 || 5th October 2019<br />
|-<br />
| Johngi || [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1mXxBVdYGzHctLfexGvsSGgoRWyiu5129?usp=sharing The Charter of the Epsilon Republic] || N/A || N/A || 20th October 2019<br />
|}</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Epsilonian_Republic&diff=147089Epsilonian Republic2019-12-31T09:30:24Z<p>XtremeCoder: fix town name error</p>
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- ModernArt}}<br />
{{Infobox<br />
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| header1 = Executive<br />
| label2 = Incumbent President<br />
| data2 = {{u|ModernArt}}<br />
| label3 = Incumbent Deputy President<br />
| data3 = {{u|PeacemakerX5}}<br />
| label4 = Incumbent Prime Minister<br />
| data4= {{u|i____7d}}<br />
| label5 = Leader of the Official Opposition<br />
| data5 = {{u|Fiork777}}<br />
| label6 = Deputy Prime Minister<br />
| data6= {{u|Vulpicula}}<br />
| label7= Minister of Infrastructure <br />
| data7= {{u|Echohue}}<br />
| label8= Minister of Public Affairs<br />
| data8= {{u|LegendPheonix26}}<br />
| header9 = Government<br />
| label10 = Governing Party<br />
| data10 = Freedom Party<br />
| label11 = Official Opposition<br />
| data11 = Liberal Party<br />
| header12 = Other Information<br />
| label13 = Date Founded<br />
| data13 = 1<sup>st</sup> October 2019<br />
| label14 = Language(s)<br />
| data14 = English<br />
| label15 = Currency<br />
| data15 = <span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica Neue,Helvetica,sans-serif">£</span> (Norwestian Pound)<br />
| label16 = Region<br />
| data16 = New World<br />
| label17 = Capital<br />
| data17 = [[Pasadena]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
The '''Epsilonian Republic''', or the '''Republic of Epsilon''' is a parliamentary democracy and is a collective of towns and cities which is in one unified country (Not to be confused with the premier city of [[Espil]], which is not in the Republic). It's named after the MRT's server version, Epsilon, which expanded the New World. It was founded by {{u|ModernArt}} originally as the Norwestian Republic, but merged with the [[Hispania]], which was lead by {{u|Fiork777}} to create the Epsilonian Republic. It is now the 2nd largest nation on the MRT, after the [[People's Republic of Montego]]<br />
<br />
===Cities of the Epsilonian Republic ===<br />
The Epsilonian Republic is a collective of towns, cities and dominions, which is under one unified country. They are all autonomous, with each town/city/dominion having unique differences between each other. They are divided into different regions, which are the equivalent of wards in the MRT. The more ranked* the town is, the more seats it gets (for example Councillor gets 2 seats and unranked towns gets 1 seat). Feel free to add your town down below if your town wants to or already is in the Epsilonian Republic. Please do not touch political party affiliations if you are already in the Republic and a general election is coming.<br />
<br />
''(Number)* means that a town has been accepted more seats if the specified town has a justifiable reason (e.g size) to give more seats in Parliament with the approval of the President and the Prime Minister of the Republic of Epsilon.''<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Cities of the Epsilonian Republic<br />
|-<br />
! scope="col" | Region<br />
! scope="col" | # of Seats<br />
! scope="col" | City<br />
! scope="col" | Party<br />
|-<br />
| '''Example Region'''<br />
| No of Seats (Total 101)<br />
| '''Example City''' (Total 42)<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwest Epsilon'''<br />
| 4<br />
| [[Norwest]]<br />
| style="background:orange" align="center" | {{color|white|National Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwest Gamma'''<br />
| 4<br />
| [[Pasadena]]<br />
| style="background:#00FF00" align="center" | {{color|white|National Green}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwest Epsilon'''<br />
| 4<br />
| [[New Gensokyo]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southwest Epsilon'''<br />
| 4*<br />
| [[Cremona]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwest Epsilon'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Lakeborough]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Epsilon'''<br />
| 1<br />
| [[MeTromso]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Eastern Jungle Epsilon'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Jungleville]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwest Gamma'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Watchfield]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southwest Epsilon'''<br />
| 2<br />
| [[Southbank]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Far West Epsilon'''<br />
| 1<br />
| Yuledan Protectorate<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northern Gamma'''<br />
| 1<br />
| East Hills Protectorate<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southwest Epsilon'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Savannah]]<br />
| style="background:blue" align="center" | {{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Eastern Jungle Epsilon'''<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Karauna Springs]]<br />
| style="background:#00FF00" align="center" | {{color|white|Green}}<br />
|- <br />
| '''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Foresne]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Far West Epsilon'''<br />
| 1<br />
| [[PhoenixVille]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Eastern Epsilon'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Raymont]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Gamma'''<br />
| 4<br />
| [[Zerez]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Epsilon'''<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Devon]] Protectorate<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Gamma'''<br />
| 4<br />
| [[New Genisys]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Gamma'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Genesis]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwest Epsilon'''<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Sand]] Protectorate<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Far West Epsilon'''<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Xterium]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Central Gamma'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Musique]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northeastern Gamma<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Mountain View]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Far West Epsilon'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Aquamarine Bay]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwestern Gamma'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Spruce Valley]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''State of Lapis'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Lapis Bay]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''State of Lapis'''<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Taiga Hills]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Epsilon'''<br />
| 1 (Gallu)<br />
| [[Frostbeach]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Westplein Region'''<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Lawrenceville]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Far West Epsilon'''<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Tembok]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Southoak]] Protectorate<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
| 2<br />
| [[Peacopolis]]<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southern Epsilon'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Southburg]]<br />
| style="background:red" align="center" | {{color|white|Labour}} <br />
|-<br />
| '''Northern Gamma'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[East Spruce]]<br />
| style="background:green" align="center" | {{color|white|Llama Libertarians}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northern Gamma'''<br />
| 4<br />
| [[Woodsdale]]<br />
| style="background:green" align="center" | {{color|white|Llama Libertarians}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Eastern Gamma'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[New Bark Town]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Western Epsilon'''<br />
| 4<br />
| [[Monte Isola]]<br />
| style="background:green" align="center" | {{color|white|Llama Libertarians}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southwest Gamma'''<br />
| 4<br />
| [[Pixl]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southwestern Epsilon'''<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Sansvikk]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southwestern Epsilon'''<br />
| 1<br />
| [[New Southport]]<br />
| style="background:green" align="center" | {{color|white|Llama Libertarians}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southeastern Gamma'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Izumo]]<br />
| style="background:red" align="center" | {{color|white|Labour}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southeastern Gamma'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Valemount]]<br />
| style="background:#00FF00" align="center" | {{color|white|Green}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Southeastern Gamma'''<br />
| 3<br />
| [[Akworth]]<br />
| style="background:cyan" align="center" | {{color|white|Worker's Party}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Northwestern Gamma'''<br />
| 5<br />
| [[Radiance Square]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| '''Region of Lumeva'''<br />
| 1<br />
| [[Twingate]]<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
=Politics=<br />
'''Overview'''<br />
<br />
The Republic of Epsilon is a parliamentary democracy, which has a President and Prime Minister as its main leaders. The position of the President is unelected, maintaining stability within the Republic and abstaining from politics. The Prime Minister is an elected position that is decided on an election. There are a few governing positions of the Republic, and these include (in order of significance):<br />
<br />
- President<br />
- Vice President<br />
- Prime Minister<br />
- Governor<br />
<br />
==President==<br />
<br />
The Presidency is the most powerful position in the land, as it can influence decisions for the future of the Republic. It was originally an unelected position but now it has changed to become an elected position and can be held for a maximum of two parliamentary sessions. Its job is to maintain unity with a specific party agenda in the Republic to allow the expansion of its public services, acquisitions and nationality.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Presidents of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
! President(s)<br />
! Tenure<br />
! Parliamentary Sessions<br />
! scope="col" | Party<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|ModernArt}} <br />
| 3rd January 2019 - 1st October 2019<br />
| 1st & 2nd Parliament of Norwest. <br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|ModernArt}}<br />
| 1st October 2019 - 28th December 2019<br />
| 1st, 2nd & 3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Echohue}}<br />
| 28th December 2019 - 30th December 2019<br />
| 3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:purple" align="center" | {{color|white|People's}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|ModernArt}} (interim)<br />
| 30th December 2019 -<br />
| 4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:orange" align="center" | {{color|white|National Liberal}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Vice President==<br />
<br />
The Vice-Presidency is the 2nd in command of the Republic and is an elected position. The position is usually for 2 parliamentary sessions (which is the two terms of a Prime Minister).<br />
The Vice-Presidency was established originally as a compromise between the then Leaders of the Republics of Norwest and Hispania as an un-elected position, but since then it has progressed as an electable position. The Vice-Presidency's job is to help the President with public duties and remain neutral in politics (unless for Vice-President elections).<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Vice Presidents of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
! Vice President(s)<br />
! Tenure<br />
! Parliamentary Sessions<br />
! scope="col" | Party<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Fiork777}} <br />
| 1st October 2019 - 1st December 2019<br />
| 1st Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:red" align="center" | {{color|white|Labour}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|ModernArt}} (Interim)<br />
| 1st December 2019 - 7th December 2019<br />
| 1st Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:gray" align="center" | {{color|white|Independent}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|woorich999}}<br />
| 7th December 2019 - 30th December 2019 <br />
| 2nd, 3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:purple" align="center" | {{color|white|People's}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|PeacemakerX5}}<br />
| 30th December 2019 -<br />
| 4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Prime Minister==<br />
<br />
The Prime Minister is an elected official position, meant to divide power to representatives the public from the President. This is to ensure that democracy is alive and well in the Republic. They must get a parliamentary majority to get the approval of the President to run the country. A list of various Prime Ministers is listed below.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Prime Ministers of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
! Prime Minister(s)<br />
! Tenure<br />
! Parliamentary Session<br />
! Overall party seats<br />
! scope="col" | Party<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Vickiposa}} <br />
| Early 2019<br />
| 1st Parliament of Norwest<br />
| 12<br />
| style={{multicol|red|yellow|10}} align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Johngi}} <br />
| Early 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Norwest<br />
| 12<br />
| style={{multicol|red|yellow|10}} align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|wipeout111}} <br />
| 1st of September 2019 - 30th September 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Norwest<br />
| 12 <br />
| style={{multicol|red|yellow|10}} align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|CodyHM}} <br />
| 1st October 2019 - 10th October 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Norwest<br />
| 12<br />
| style={{multicol|red|yellow|10}} align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|wipeout111}}<br />
| 10th October 2019 - 5th December 2019<br />
| 1st Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 41<br />
| style={{multicol|yellow|#2471A3|10}} align="center" | {{color|white|National}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Echohue}}<br />
| 5th December 2019 - 22nd December 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 27<br />
| style={{multicol|blue|cyan|10}} align="center" | {{color|white|Freedomist}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|i____7d}}<br />
| 22nd December 2019 - 30th December 2019<br />
| 3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 46<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|i____7d}}<br />
| 30th December 2019 -<br />
| 4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| N/A<br />
| style={{multicol|green|orange|10}} align="center" | {{color|white|National Liberal}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
'''Leader of the Opposition'''<br />
<br />
The Leader of the Opposition is a political party leader which usually came second in a parliamentary election. This is vital in Epsilon politics, to scrutinise the Prime Minister in the House of Representatives who is leading the nation. The list is down below.<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Leader of the Opposition of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
! Leader of the Opposition(s)<br />
! Tenure<br />
! Parliamentary Session<br />
! Overall party seats<br />
! scope="col" | Party<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|mine_man_}} <br />
| Early 2019<br />
| 1st Parliament of Norwest<br />
| 7<br />
| style="background:blue" align="center" | {{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|mine_man_}} <br />
| Early 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Norwest<br />
| 7<br />
| style="background:blue" align="center" | {{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|mine_man_}}<br />
| 10th October 2019 - 5th December 2019<br />
| 1st Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 20<br />
| style="background:blue" align="center" | {{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|TheSubway}}<br />
| 5th December 2019 - 18th December 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 10<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|i____7d}}<br />
| 18th December 2019 - 22nd December 2019<br />
| 2nd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 19<br />
| style="background:yellow" align="center" | {{color|white|Liberal}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|mine_man_}} <br />
| 22nd December 2019 - <br />
| 3rd Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 9<br />
| style="background:blue" align="center" | {{color|white|Enterprise}}<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|Fiork777}} <br />
| 22nd December 2019 - <br />
| 4th Parliament of Epsilon<br />
| 3<br />
| style="background:red" align="center" | {{color|white|Labour}}<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Governor==<br />
The Governor is an official position to lead a colony, territory, region or state in the Republic of Epsilon. Their job is to focus on local towns and cities and improve public services in the area, whilst maintaining stability and national pride in the region. They are:<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Governors of the Republic of Epsilon<br />
|-<br />
! Governor(s)<br />
! Colony/Territory/Region/State<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|AlphaDS}} <br />
| East Mesa Colony<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|AlphaDS}}<br />
| Autonomous State of Lapis<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|i____7d}}<br />
| [[Region of Lumeva]]<br />
|-<br />
| {{u|PeacemakerX5}}<br />
| [[Region of Lumeva]]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==General Elections==<br />
<br />
The Epsilonian Republic has general elections for the Prime Minister, usually held between 6-12 months after the last general election. There are two houses of parliaments which facilitate the democratic will of the people, with the party that has most seats in the House of Representatives usually being the governing party.<br />
<br />
'''Political Parties'''<br />
<br />
• Liberal Party (centre-left) <br />
<br />
• Labour Party (centre-left) <br />
<br />
• Enterprise Party (centre-right)<br />
<br />
• Green Party (centre-left)<br />
<br />
• National Party (centrist) '''Disbanded'''<br />
<br />
• Llama Libertarian Party (centrist)<br />
<br />
• People's Party (leftist) '''Disbanded'''<br />
<br />
• Worker's Party of Epsilon (leftist)<br />
<br />
Parliament has two governing bodies:<br />
<br />
- The House of Representatives (Elected)<br />
<br />
- The House of Peers (Non-Elected officials which are mainly Mayors)<br />
<br />
===The House of Representatives===<br />
[[File:EpsilonHouseOfRepresentatives.png|200px|thumb|left|House of Representatives for the 1st Parliament of Epsilon]]<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Parliamentary Sessions<br />
|-<br />
! Session<br />
! Total Seats in Parliament<br />
! Governing Party<br />
|-<br />
| '''1st Parliament of Norwest'''<br />
| 20<br />
| [[Liberal Party]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''2nd Parliament of Norwest'''<br />
| 21<br />
| [[Liberal Party]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''1st Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
| 73<br />
| [[National Party]] and associates<br />
|-<br />
| '''2nd Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
| 96<br />
| Freedomist Party<br />
|- <br />
| '''3rd Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
| 93<br />
| [[Liberal Party]]<br />
|-<br />
| '''4th Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
| N/A<br />
| National Government<br />
|}<br />
<br />
The House of Representatives is the only parliamentary body which is elected by the general public. It is where the Prime Minister answers questions given to him by other colleagues of the house and where legislation takes place. It is of a distinct green colour, that is shown below. Between the 1st of October 2019 and the 30th of October, the 2nd Parliament of Norwest will be the only governing body of the Republic of Epsilon. The House of Representatives requires a party to have a majority of seats in the House to govern, through the democratic will of the people.<br />
<br />
===The House of Peers===<br />
[[File:EpsilonHouseOfPeers.png|200px|thumb|left|House of Peers for the 1st Parliament of Epsilon]]<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
|+ Parliamentary Sessions<br />
|-<br />
! Session<br />
! Total Seats in Parliament<br />
! Governing Party<br />
|-<br />
| '''1st Parliament of Epsilon'''<br />
| 86<br />
| [[National Party]] and associates<br />
|}<br />
<br />
The House of Peers is the only parliamentary body which is non-elected. The Peers are appointed by the President of the Republic of Epsilon which are usually town mayors of the Republic of Epsilon. It is where the President of the Republic of Epsilon answers questions given to him by other colleagues of the house and where legislation takes place. It is of a distinct red colour, that is shown below. Between the 1st of October 2019 and the 30th of October, the 2nd Parliament of Norwest will be the only governing body of the Republic of Epsilon. The House of Peers includes cross-benches and does not require a party to have a majority of seats in the House to govern, as no one party should be a party with a majority.[[Category:States]]<br />
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===Bill Listings of House of Peers===<br />
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|-<br />
! Proposers !! Bill !! Votes AYE !! Votes NO !! Date<br />
|-<br />
| ModernArt || Write The Constitution || 3 || 0 || 5th October 2019<br />
|-<br />
| ModernArt || Espablish a Commitee to deal with travel connection in the republic || 3 || 0 || 5th October 2019<br />
|-<br />
| ModernArt || Establish A Republic Discord || 3 || 0 || 5th October 2019<br />
|-<br />
| Wipeout111 || Establish a chart on the wiki to document all bills || 3 || 0 || 5th October 2019<br />
|-<br />
| ModernArt || Parliamentary Conventions || 3 || 0 || 5th October 2019<br />
|-<br />
| EliteNeon || Exempt Fiork777 From The Election || 0 || 3 || 5th October 2019<br />
|-<br />
| Johngi || [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1mXxBVdYGzHctLfexGvsSGgoRWyiu5129?usp=sharing The Charter of the Epsilon Republic] || N/A || N/A || 20th October 2019<br />
|}</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:XtremeCoder&diff=146263User:XtremeCoder2019-12-07T08:14:54Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
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| status = Green<br />
| title = The busy one at age 15<br />
| name = XtremeCoder<br />
| loc = Singapore, Singapore<br />
| timezone = GMT + 8<br />
| lang = English<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = 11 August<br />
| rank = {{rank|Trustee+}}<br />
| projects = <br />
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| guest = 11 August 2017<br />
| member = 23rd March 2015 (Smh)<br />
| citizen = 8th September 2017 ({{u|BaronTB|BaronThamesBank}} (Endorsed on 4 Sept) and {{u|lalaboy}})<br />
| trustee = 23rd January 2018<br />
| councillor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| mayor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| senator = Not yet to achieve<br />
| governor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| mod = Not yet to achieve<br />
| admin = Not yet to achieve<br />
| supporter = 12 October 2019<br />
| twitter = @IngeniousCoder<br />
| nicknames = Elton, Coder, Xtreme<br />
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Hello, I am XtremeCoder. I have been around since 2018, taking a long break and now finally coming back again in 2019. I'm a programmer (duh, look at my name) who does python, so if you need help with programming or such, you can feel free to find me :P Currently, I've been the most active I've ever been.<br />
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I'm considerably busy as I have my own organisation to run (whilst at the age of 15), but feel free to DM me on discord if you need me!<br />
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=== How did you get MEMBER before GUEST? ===<br />
I started as a MCPE user, using an .apk cracked version of Minecraft. Then, I decided to sign up and play on the MRT. I know, I was stupid.<br />
After the third time I was accepted, I tried to connect with a 0.10.5 Client. Then, the stupid me (I now laugh at my idiocy), went to email the admins on "Why I couldn't connect to the server". Chief replied me and told me it was on computer only.<br />
So, I waited sooo long until my birthday in 2017, where I was granted a computer edition of Minecraft.<br />
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=== Interests ===<br />
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- Coding in Python (I have my own organisation :P DM me if you want to find out more.)<br />
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- Gaming (I play Identity V, MapleStory(SEA) and Minecraft only)<br />
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- Minecraft Redstone</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Ingenious_Corporation&diff=145510Ingenious Corporation2019-11-14T14:07:24Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
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Ingenious Corp is an organisation that operates the infrastructure of [[Xterium]] and also multiple other subsidaries.<br />
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== Subsidaries ==<br />
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=== iRail ===<br />
iRail is a Soon-To-Be company operating inter-city warp rail lines. iRail will soon connect Xterium to the rest of the world.<br />
<br />
=== iInterTrans ===<br />
(Xterium Public Transport Operator)<br />
iInterTrans is the official operator of Xterium's Public Transport. As of now, there is no active Public Transport.<br />
<br />
=== iBus ===<br />
iBus is a Soon-To-Be Bus Company operating buses inside of Xterium, and also out of Xterium. iBus aims to connect Xterium to the rest of the world.<br />
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=== iMarine ===<br />
iMarine is a Soon-To-Be Marine Company operating ferries out of Xterium to other places. <br />
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=== iRetail ===<br />
iRetail is an organisation which owns most of the retail of Xterium. It manages leasing and the retail shops.<br />
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The Xterium Integrated Transport Hub (WIP) is managed by iRetail. The rates for retail in the ITH is listed at the entrance of the ITH.<br />
=== iAds ===<br />
iAds is an advertising organisation which helps people advertise their work. The rates are affordable, contact {{u|XtremeCoder}} to enquire.<br />
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Currently, iAds owns 1 Advertisement Board, along the tracks between H19 and H18.<br />
=== iCar ===<br />
iCar is a Soon-To-Be Car Manufacturing Company.<br />
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=== iAir (Ingenious Airlines) ===<br />
iAir is a future Airline that will serve the Xterium Airport (when it gets built), connecting Xterium to the world.<br />
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=== iAir (Aircraft Manufacturing) ===<br />
iAir is a future Manufacturing Company that will manufacture aircrafts for Ingenious Airlines.<br />
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=== iShop ===<br />
iShop is a chain of huge shops heavily inspired by the real life IKEA.</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Ingenious_Corporation&diff=145509Ingenious Corporation2019-11-14T13:53:49Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
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|data11 = [[Xterium]], WIP<br />
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Ingenious Corp is an organisation that operates the infrastructure of [[Xterium]] and also multiple other subsidaries.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Subsidaries ==<br />
<br />
=== iRail ===<br />
iRail is a Soon-To-Be company operating inter-city warp rail lines. iRail will soon connect Xterium to the rest of the world.<br />
<br />
=== iInterTrans ===<br />
(Xterium Public Transport Operator)<br />
iInterTrans is the official operator of Xterium's Public Transport. As of now, there is no active Public Transport.<br />
<br />
=== iBus ===<br />
iBus is a Soon-To-Be Bus Company operating buses inside of Xterium, and also out of Xterium. iBus aims to connect Xterium to the rest of the world.<br />
<br />
=== iMarine ===<br />
iMarine is a Soon-To-Be Marine Company operating ferries out of Xterium to other places. <br />
<br />
=== iRetail ===<br />
iRetail is an organisation which owns most of the retail of Xterium. It manages leasing and the retail shops.<br />
<br />
The Xterium Integrated Transport Hub is managed by iRetail. The rates for retail in the ITH is listed at the entrance of the ITH.<br />
=== iAds ===<br />
=== iCar ===<br />
=== iAir (Ingenious Airlines) ===<br />
=== iAir (Aircraft Manufacturing) ===<br />
=== iShop ===<br />
Shops heavily inspired by the real life IKEA</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Ingenious_Corporation&diff=145508Ingenious Corporation2019-11-14T13:50:50Z<p>XtremeCoder: Created page with "{{infobox | headerstyle = background:orange; | above = Ingenious Corporation |header1 = Staff |label2 = CEO/Founder |data2 = {{u|XtremeCoder}} |header9 = Additional Informatio..."</p>
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|header9 = Additional Information<br />
|label11 = Headquarters<br />
|data11 = [[Xterium]], WIP<br />
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Ingenious Corp is an organisation that operates the infrastructure of [[Xterium]] and also multiple other subsidaries.<br />
<br />
<br />
== Subsidaries ==<br />
=== iRail ===<br />
=== iInterTrans ===<br />
(Xterium Public Transport Operator)<br />
=== iBus ===<br />
=== iMarine ===<br />
=== iRetail ===<br />
=== iAds ===<br />
=== iCar ===<br />
=== iAir (Ingenious Airlines) ===<br />
=== iAir (Aircraft Manufacturing) ===<br />
=== iShop ===<br />
Shops heavily inspired by the real life IKEA</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Xterium&diff=145507Xterium2019-11-14T13:45:58Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
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| coords = x: -13449 z : 8822 (Central)<br />
| founded = 10 October 2019 <br />
| recognized = Not Yet<br />
| rank = {{rank|trustee}}<br />
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Xterium is a new city founded by XtremeCoder in the Western Part of the server. It is part of the [[Epsilon Republic]].<br />
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== Buildings ==<br />
As of now, no completed buildings are present. The infrastructure is being worked on.<br />
<br />
== Infrastructure ==<br />
The city's infrastructure is managed by [[Ingenious Corp]].<br />
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== Franchises ==<br />
- {{u|Cortesi}}'s 'Aroma Coffee' store, directly at the entrance of {{colorbox|darkgreen|H19}} [[Foobar]]<br />
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== Districts ==<br />
Xterium has a number of districts listed below.<br />
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=== City Central ===<br />
Located at {{colorbox|darkgreen|H19}} [[Foobar]], this is the central of the city, and the heart of it.<br />
<br />
=== Walcott ===<br />
Walcott, owned by {{u|wbhob}}, was transferred to XtremeCoder during the 2019 November GSM. It was shortly after incorporated as a district in Xterium. This district can be found at {{colorbox|darkgreen|H21}} [[Foobar]].<br />
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As of now, this district is **left intact and will not be touched on until further notice.** In future, minimal changes to the infrastructure will be done in an attempt to preserve its rich history.<br />
[[Category: Development]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Xterium&diff=145506Xterium2019-11-14T13:40:39Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
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| recognized = Not Yet<br />
| rank = {{rank|trustee}}<br />
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Xterium is a new city founded by XtremeCoder in the Western Part of the server. It is part of the [[Epsilon Republic]].<br />
<br />
== Buildings ==<br />
As of now, no completed buildings are present. The infrastructure is being worked on.<br />
<br />
== Infrastructure ==<br />
The city's infrastructure is managed by [[Ingenious Corp]].<br />
<br />
== Franchises ==<br />
- {{u|Cortesi}}'s 'Aroma Coffee' store, directly at the entrance of {{colorbox|darkgreen|H19}} [[Foobar]]<br />
<br />
<br />
== Districts ==<br />
Xterium has a number of districts listed below.<br />
<br />
=== City Central ===<br />
Located at {{colorbox|darkgreen|H19}} [[Foobar]], this is the central of the city, and the heart of it.<br />
<br />
=== Walcott ===<br />
Walcott, owned by {{u|wbhob}}, was transferred to XtremeCoder during the 2019 November GSM. It was shortly after incorporated as a district in Xterium. This district can be found at {{colorbox|darkgreen|H21}} [[Foobar]].<br />
<br />
As of now, this district is **left intact and will not be touched on until further notice.** In future, minimal changes to the infrastructure will be done in an attempt to preserve its rich history.<br />
[[Category: Development]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Xterium&diff=145505Xterium2019-11-14T13:40:20Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
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| founded = 10 October 2019 <br />
| recognized = Not Yet<br />
| rank = {{rank|trustee}}<br />
| world = New<br />
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Xterium is a new city founded by XtremeCoder in the Western Part of the server. It is part of the [[Epsilon Republic]].<br />
<br />
== Buildings ==<br />
As of now, no completed buildings are present. The infrastructure is being worked on.<br />
<br />
== Infrastructure ==<br />
The city's infrastructure is managed by [[Ingenious Corp]].<br />
<br />
== Franchises ==<br />
- {{u|Cortesi}}'s 'Aroma Coffee' store, directly at the entrance of {{colorbox|darkgreen|H19}} [[Foobar]]<br />
<br />
<br />
== Districts ==<br />
Xterium has a number of districts listed below.<br />
<br />
=== City Central ===<br />
Located at {{colorbox|darkgreen|H19}} [[Foobar]], this is the central of the city, and the heart of it.<br />
<br />
=== Walcott ===<br />
Walcott, owned by {{u|wbhob}}, was transferred to XtremeCoder during the 2019 November GSM. It was shortly after incorporated as a district in Xterium. This district can be found at {{colorbox|darkgreen|H21}} [[Foobar]].<br />
<br />
As of now, this district is **left intact and will not be touched on until further notice.** In future, minimal changes to the infrastructure will be done in an attempt to preserve its rich history.<br />
[[Category: Development]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Xterium&diff=145504Xterium2019-11-14T13:39:44Z<p>XtremeCoder: /* City Central */</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| mayor = {{u|XtremeCoder}}<br />
| mrt = {{colorbox|darkgreen|H19}} Foobar <br> {{colorbox|darkgreen|H20}} Foobar <br> {{colorbox|darkgreen|H21}} Foobar<br />
| coords = x: -13449 z : 8822<br />
| founded = 10 October 2019 <br />
| recognized = Not Yet<br />
| rank = {{rank|trustee}}<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Xterium is a new city founded by XtremeCoder in the Western Part of the server. It is part of the [[Epsilon Republic]].<br />
<br />
== Buildings ==<br />
As of now, no completed buildings are present. The infrastructure is being worked on.<br />
<br />
== Infrastructure ==<br />
The city's infrastructure is managed by [[Ingenious Corp]].<br />
<br />
== Franchises ==<br />
- {{u|Cortesi}}'s 'Aroma Coffee' store, directly at the entrance of {{colorbox|darkgreen|H19}} Foobar<br />
<br />
<br />
== Districts ==<br />
Xterium has a number of districts listed below.<br />
<br />
=== City Central ===<br />
Located at {{colorbox|darkgreen|H19}} Foobar, this is the central of the city, and the heart of it.<br />
<br />
=== Walcott ===<br />
Walcott, owned by {{u|wbhob}}, was transferred to XtremeCoder during the 2019 November GSM. It was shortly after incorporated as a district in Xterium. This district can be found at {{colorbox|darkgreen|H21}} Foobar.<br />
<br />
As of now, this district is **left intact and will not be touched on until further notice.** In future, minimal changes to the infrastructure will be done in an attempt to preserve its rich history.<br />
[[Category: Development]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Xterium&diff=145503Xterium2019-11-14T13:39:35Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
<hr />
<div><br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| mayor = {{u|XtremeCoder}}<br />
| mrt = {{colorbox|darkgreen|H19}} Foobar <br> {{colorbox|darkgreen|H20}} Foobar <br> {{colorbox|darkgreen|H21}} Foobar<br />
| coords = x: -13449 z : 8822<br />
| founded = 10 October 2019 <br />
| recognized = Not Yet<br />
| rank = {{rank|trustee}}<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Xterium is a new city founded by XtremeCoder in the Western Part of the server. It is part of the [[Epsilon Republic]].<br />
<br />
== Buildings ==<br />
As of now, no completed buildings are present. The infrastructure is being worked on.<br />
<br />
== Infrastructure ==<br />
The city's infrastructure is managed by [[Ingenious Corp]].<br />
<br />
== Franchises ==<br />
- {{u|Cortesi}}'s 'Aroma Coffee' store, directly at the entrance of {{colorbox|darkgreen|H19}} Foobar<br />
<br />
<br />
== Districts ==<br />
Xterium has a number of districts listed below.<br />
<br />
=== City Central ===<br />
Located at {{s|H19}}, this is the central of the city, and the heart of it.<br />
<br />
=== Walcott ===<br />
Walcott, owned by {{u|wbhob}}, was transferred to XtremeCoder during the 2019 November GSM. It was shortly after incorporated as a district in Xterium. This district can be found at {{colorbox|darkgreen|H21}} Foobar.<br />
<br />
As of now, this district is **left intact and will not be touched on until further notice.** In future, minimal changes to the infrastructure will be done in an attempt to preserve its rich history.<br />
[[Category: Development]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Xterium&diff=145502Xterium2019-11-14T13:38:52Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
<hr />
<div><br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| mayor = {{u|XtremeCoder}}<br />
| mrt = {{colorbox|darkgreen|H19}} Foobar <br> {{s|H20}} <br> {{s|H21}}<br />
| coords = x: -13449 z : 8822<br />
| founded = 10 October 2019 <br />
| recognized = Not Yet<br />
| rank = {{rank|trustee}}<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Xterium is a new city founded by XtremeCoder in the Western Part of the server. It is part of the [[Epsilon Republic]].<br />
<br />
== Buildings ==<br />
As of now, no completed buildings are present. The infrastructure is being worked on.<br />
<br />
== Infrastructure ==<br />
The city's infrastructure is managed by [[Ingenious Corp]].<br />
<br />
== Franchises ==<br />
- {{u|Cortesi}}'s 'Aroma Coffee' store, directly at the entrance of {{s|H19}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Districts ==<br />
Xterium has a number of districts listed below.<br />
<br />
=== City Central ===<br />
Located at {{s|H19}}, this is the central of the city, and the heart of it.<br />
<br />
=== Walcott ===<br />
Walcott, owned by {{u|wbhob}}, was transferred to XtremeCoder during the 2019 November GSM. It was shortly after incorporated as a district in Xterium. This district can be found at {{s|H21}}.<br />
<br />
As of now, this district is **left intact and will not be touched on until further notice.** In future, minimal changes to the infrastructure will be done in an attempt to preserve its rich history.<br />
[[Category: Development]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Xterium&diff=145501Xterium2019-11-14T13:37:10Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
<hr />
<div><br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| mayor = {{u|XtremeCoder}}<br />
| mrt = {{s|H19}} <br> {{s|H20}} <br> {{s|H21}}<br />
| coords = x: -13449 z : 8822<br />
| founded = 10 October 2019 <br />
| recognized = Not Yet<br />
| rank = {{rank|trustee}}<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Xterium is a new city founded by XtremeCoder in the Western Part of the server. It is part of the [[Epsilon Republic]].<br />
<br />
== Buildings ==<br />
As of now, no completed buildings are present. The infrastructure is being worked on.<br />
<br />
== Infrastructure ==<br />
The city's infrastructure is managed by [[Ingenious Corp]].<br />
<br />
== Franchises ==<br />
- {{u|Cortesi}}'s 'Aroma Coffee' store, directly at the entrance of {{s|H19}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== Districts ==<br />
Xterium has a number of districts listed below.<br />
<br />
=== City Central ===<br />
Located at {{s|H19}}, this is the central of the city, and the heart of it.<br />
<br />
=== Walcott ===<br />
Walcott, owned by {{u|wbhob}}, was transferred to XtremeCoder during the 2019 November GSM. It was shortly after incorporated as a district in Xterium. This district can be found at {{s|H21}}.<br />
<br />
As of now, this district is **left intact and will not be touched on until further notice.** In future, minimal changes to the infrastructure will be done in an attempt to preserve its rich history.<br />
[[Category: Development]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Xterium&diff=145500Xterium2019-11-14T13:06:53Z<p>XtremeCoder: Created page with " {{Town infobox | mayor = {{u|XtremeCoder}} | mrt = {{s|H19}} <br> {{s|H20}} <br> {{s|H21}} | coords = x: -13449 z : 8822 | founded = 10 October 2019 | recognized = Not Yet |..."</p>
<hr />
<div><br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| mayor = {{u|XtremeCoder}}<br />
| mrt = {{s|H19}} <br> {{s|H20}} <br> {{s|H21}}<br />
| coords = x: -13449 z : 8822<br />
| founded = 10 October 2019 <br />
| recognized = Not Yet<br />
| rank = {{rank|trustee}}<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Xterium is a new city founded by XtremeCoder<br />
[[Category: Development]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:XtremeCoder&diff=145291User:XtremeCoder2019-11-12T09:50:58Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{User infobox<br />
|img = [[File:XtremeCoder.png|500px]]<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = The busy one at age 15<br />
| name = XtremeCoder<br />
| loc = Singapore, Singapore<br />
| timezone = GMT + 8<br />
| lang = English<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = 11 August<br />
| rank = {{rank|Trustee+}}<br />
| projects = <br />
*[[Xterium]]<br />
| guest = 11 August 2017<br />
| member = 23rd March 2015 (Smh)<br />
| citizen = 8th September 2017 ({{u|BaronTB|BaronThamesBank}} (Endorsed on 4 Sept) and {{u|lalaboy}})<br />
| trustee = 23rd January 2018<br />
| councillor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| mayor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| senator = Not yet to achieve<br />
| governor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| mod = Not yet to achieve<br />
| admin = Not yet to achieve<br />
| supporter = 12 October 2019<br />
| twitter = @IngeniousCoder<br />
| nicknames = Elton, Coder, Xtreme<br />
<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Hello, I am XtremeCoder. I have been around since 2018, taking a long break and now finally coming back again in 2019. Currently, I've been the most active I've ever been.<br />
<br />
I'm considerably busy as I have my own organisation to run (whilst at the age of 15), but feel free to DM me on discord if you need me!<br />
<br />
=== How did you get MEMBER before GUEST? ===<br />
I started as a MCPE user, using an .apk cracked version of Minecraft. Then, I decided to sign up and play on the MRT. I know, I was stupid.<br />
After the third time I was accepted, I tried to connect with a 0.10.5 Client. Then, the stupid me (I now laugh at my idiocy), went to email the admins on "Why I couldn't connect to the server". Chief replied me and told me it was on computer only.<br />
So, I waited sooo long until my birthday in 2017, where I was granted a computer edition of Minecraft.<br />
<br />
=== Interests ===<br />
<br />
- Coding in Python (I have my own organisation :P DM me if you want to find out more.)<br />
<br />
- Gaming (I play Identity V, MapleStory(SEA) and Minecraft only)<br />
<br />
- Minecraft Redstone</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=File:XtremeCoder.png&diff=145290File:XtremeCoder.png2019-11-12T09:50:38Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
<hr />
<div></div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:XtremeCoder&diff=145289User:XtremeCoder2019-11-12T09:46:37Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{User infobox<br />
|img = [[File:XtremeCoder.png|500px]]<br />
<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = The busy one at age 15<br />
| name = XtremeCoder<br />
| loc = Singapore, Singapore<br />
| timezone = GMT + 8<br />
| lang = English<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = 11 August<br />
| rank = {{rank|Trustee+}}<br />
| projects = <br />
*[[Xterium]]<br />
| guest = 11 August 2017<br />
| member = 23rd March 2015 (Smh)<br />
| citizen = 8th September 2017 ({{u|BaronTB|BaronThamesBank}} (Endorsed on 4 Sept) and {{u|lalaboy}})<br />
| trustee = 23rd January 2018<br />
| councillor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| mayor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| senator = Not yet to achieve<br />
| governor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| mod = Not yet to achieve<br />
| admin = Not yet to achieve<br />
| supporter = 12 October 2019<br />
| twitter = @IngeniousCoder<br />
| nicknames = Elton, Coder, Xtreme<br />
<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Hello, I am XtremeCoder. I have been around since 2018, taking a long break and now finally coming back again in 2019. Currently, I've been the most active I've ever been.<br />
<br />
I'm considerably busy as I have my own organisation to run (whilst at the age of 15), but feel free to DM me on discord if you need me!<br />
<br />
=== How did you get MEMBER before GUEST? ===<br />
I started as a MCPE user, using an .apk cracked version of Minecraft. Then, I decided to sign up and play on the MRT. I know, I was stupid.<br />
After the third time I was accepted, I tried to connect with a 0.10.5 Client. Then, the stupid me (I now laugh at my idiocy), went to email the admins on "Why I couldn't connect to the server". Chief replied me and told me it was on computer only.<br />
So, I waited sooo long until my birthday in 2017, where I was granted a computer edition of Minecraft.<br />
<br />
=== Interests ===<br />
<br />
- Coding in Python (I have my own organisation :P DM me if you want to find out more.)<br />
<br />
- Gaming (I play Identity V, MapleStory(SEA) and Minecraft only)<br />
<br />
- Minecraft Redstone</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:XtremeCoder&diff=145288User:XtremeCoder2019-11-12T09:46:12Z<p>XtremeCoder: /* How did you get MEMBER before GUEST? */</p>
<hr />
<div>{{User infobox<br />
|img = [[File:Eltontay.png|500px]]<br />
<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = The busy one at age 15<br />
| name = XtremeCoder<br />
| loc = Singapore, Singapore<br />
| timezone = GMT + 8<br />
| lang = English<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = 11 August<br />
| rank = {{rank|Trustee+}}<br />
| projects = <br />
*[[Xterium]]<br />
| guest = 11 August 2017<br />
| member = 23rd March 2015 (Smh)<br />
| citizen = 8th September 2017 ({{u|BaronTB|BaronThamesBank}} (Endorsed on 4 Sept) and {{u|lalaboy}})<br />
| trustee = 23rd January 2018<br />
| councillor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| mayor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| senator = Not yet to achieve<br />
| governor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| mod = Not yet to achieve<br />
| admin = Not yet to achieve<br />
| supporter = 12 October 2019<br />
| twitter = @IngeniousCoder<br />
| nicknames = Elton, Coder, Xtreme<br />
<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Hello, I am XtremeCoder. I have been around since 2018, taking a long break and now finally coming back again in 2019. Currently, I've been the most active I've ever been.<br />
<br />
I'm considerably busy as I have my own organisation to run (whilst at the age of 15), but feel free to DM me on discord if you need me!<br />
<br />
=== How did you get MEMBER before GUEST? ===<br />
I started as a MCPE user, using an .apk cracked version of Minecraft. Then, I decided to sign up and play on the MRT. I know, I was stupid.<br />
After the third time I was accepted, I tried to connect with a 0.10.5 Client. Then, the stupid me (I now laugh at my idiocy), went to email the admins on "Why I couldn't connect to the server". Chief replied me and told me it was on computer only.<br />
So, I waited sooo long until my birthday in 2017, where I was granted a computer edition of Minecraft.<br />
<br />
=== Interests ===<br />
<br />
- Coding in Python (I have my own organisation :P DM me if you want to find out more.)<br />
<br />
- Gaming (I play Identity V, MapleStory(SEA) and Minecraft only)<br />
<br />
- Minecraft Redstone</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:XtremeCoder&diff=145287User:XtremeCoder2019-11-12T09:45:46Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{User infobox<br />
|img = [[File:Eltontay.png|500px]]<br />
<br />
| status = Green<br />
| title = The busy one at age 15<br />
| name = XtremeCoder<br />
| loc = Singapore, Singapore<br />
| timezone = GMT + 8<br />
| lang = English<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = 11 August<br />
| rank = {{rank|Trustee+}}<br />
| projects = <br />
*[[Xterium]]<br />
| guest = 11 August 2017<br />
| member = 23rd March 2015 (Smh)<br />
| citizen = 8th September 2017 ({{u|BaronTB|BaronThamesBank}} (Endorsed on 4 Sept) and {{u|lalaboy}})<br />
| trustee = 23rd January 2018<br />
| councillor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| mayor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| senator = Not yet to achieve<br />
| governor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| mod = Not yet to achieve<br />
| admin = Not yet to achieve<br />
| supporter = 12 October 2019<br />
| twitter = @IngeniousCoder<br />
| nicknames = Elton, Coder, Xtreme<br />
<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Hello, I am XtremeCoder. I have been around since 2018, taking a long break and now finally coming back again in 2019. Currently, I've been the most active I've ever been.<br />
<br />
I'm considerably busy as I have my own organisation to run (whilst at the age of 15), but feel free to DM me on discord if you need me!<br />
<br />
== How did you get MEMBER before GUEST? ==<br />
I started as a MCPE user, using an .apk cracked version of Minecraft. Then, I decided to sign up and play on the MRT. I know, I was stupid.<br />
After the third time I was accepted, I tried to connect with a 0.10.5 Client. Then, the stupid me (I now laugh at my idiocy), went to email the admins on "Why I couldn't connect to the server". Chief replied me and told me it was on computer only.<br />
So, I waited sooo long until my birthday in 2017, where I was granted a computer edition of Minecraft.<br />
<br />
=== Intrests ===<br />
<br />
- Coding in Python (I have my own organisation :P DM me if you want to find out more.)<br />
<br />
- Gaming (I play Identity V, MapleStory(SEA) and Minecraft only)<br />
<br />
- Minecraft Redstone</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=MRT_Savannah_Line&diff=145191MRT Savannah Line2019-11-10T06:16:15Z<p>XtremeCoder: /* Towns */</p>
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<div>{{notice|<center>{{color|lime|Remaining available stations are now free to claim!}}|}}<br />
<br />
{{transit infobox<br />
|route=Southern Autumnal Sea to Southbound<br />
|status={{color|Lime|'''Open'''}}<br />
|stations=31<br />
|builder={{u|_HeavenAngel_}}<br />
|addbuilders=Various (with thanks)<br />
|station=[[MRT System#Version 5.0|MRT v5.1]]<br />
<br />
}}<br />
<br />
The '''MRT Savannah Line''' is one of the 15 MRT lines of the [[New World MRT System]] and one of the 5 additional New World MRT Lines. The line was completed and released to public on 9th March 2019. <br />
<br />
The letter code 'H' is used to depict the line as 'S' has already been used by MRT Southern Line.<br />
<br />
=Route=<br />
The MRT Savannah Line is located in the southwestern part of the New World<br />
<br />
The MRT Savannah Line begins south of the Autumnal Sea and terminates at the southern part of the New World.<br />
<br />
[[File:SavannahLine.PNG]]<br />
<br />
=Cities=<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"<br />
|-<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:080px" | City<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:120px" | Rank<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:160px" | Mayor<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:200px" | Stations<br />
|-<br />
|[[Coruscant]]||Senator||{{u|SilverBubble}}||{{st|h|H15}}<br>{{st|h|H16}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
<br />
=Stations=<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
|- style="background:#fff;"<br />
|- style="background:#fff;"<br />
| colspan="4" | {{color|#dd00dd|'''{{libc|ward7|[[Ward 7]]}}'''}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H1|[[claimed]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H2|||[[PhoenixVille]]||nolink=ture}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H3|||||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H4| ||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H5|[[Hamblin]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H6|[[Neue Savanne]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H7|[[Tamaroa]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H8|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H9|[[Ascoli Picento]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H10|[[Woresterfield]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H11|[[Kanterlyn]]||nolink=true}}<br />
|- style="background:#fff;"<br />
| colspan="4" | {{color|#dd00dd|'''{{libc|ward6|[[Ward 6]]}}'''}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H12|[[claimed]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H13|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H14|[[claimed]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H15|[[Coruscant]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H16|[[Coruscant]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H17|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H18|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H19|[[Xterium]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H20|[[claimed]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H21|[[Xterium - Walcott District]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H22|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H23|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H24|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H25|[[claimed]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H26|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H27|[[Blagovka]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H28||{{st/n|d|D53}}[[MRT Desert Line]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H29|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H30|[[Kaverno]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H31|[[Kaverno]]||nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Towns==<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"<br />
|-<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:080px" | City<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:120px" | Rank<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:160px" | Mayor<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:200px" | Stations<br />
|-<br />
|[[Pending]]||Unranked||{{u|Fiork777}}||{{st|h|H1}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[PhoenixVille]]||Unranked||{{u|LegendPheonix26}}||{{st|h|H2}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Hamblin]]||Mayor||{{u|ArizTrad}}||{{st|h|H5}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Neue Savanne]]||Unranked||{{u|SirPenguinMay}}||{{st|h|H6}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Tamaroa]]||Unranked||{{u|AyyLion}}||{{st|h|H7}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Ascoli Picento]]||Unranked||{{u|Jamess__}}||{{st|h|H9}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Woresterfield]]||Councillor||{{u|MgWn}}||{{st|h|H10}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Kanterlyn]]||Unranked||{{u|Vickiposa}}||{{st|h|H11}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Pending]]||Unranked||{{u|hvt2011}}||{{st|h|H12}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Pending]]||Unranked||{{u|Cact0}}||{{st|h|H14}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Xterium]]||Unranked||{{u|XtremeCoder}}||{{st|h|H21}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Blagovka]]||Mayor||{{u|EdwardIII}}||{{st|h|H27}}<br>{{st|h|H28}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Savannah]]||Councillor||{{u|lfpp003}}||{{st|h|H30}}<br>{{st|h|H31}}<br />
|-<br />
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{{transit infobox<br />
|route=Southern Autumnal Sea to Southbound<br />
|status={{color|Lime|'''Open'''}}<br />
|stations=31<br />
|builder={{u|_HeavenAngel_}}<br />
|addbuilders=Various (with thanks)<br />
|station=[[MRT System#Version 5.0|MRT v5.1]]<br />
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}}<br />
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The '''MRT Savannah Line''' is one of the 15 MRT lines of the [[New World MRT System]] and one of the 5 additional New World MRT Lines. The line was completed and released to public on 9th March 2019. <br />
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The letter code 'H' is used to depict the line as 'S' has already been used by MRT Southern Line.<br />
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=Route=<br />
The MRT Savannah Line is located in the southwestern part of the New World<br />
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The MRT Savannah Line begins south of the Autumnal Sea and terminates at the southern part of the New World.<br />
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[[File:SavannahLine.PNG]]<br />
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=Cities=<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"<br />
|-<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:080px" | City<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:120px" | Rank<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:160px" | Mayor<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:200px" | Stations<br />
|-<br />
|[[Coruscant]]||Senator||{{u|SilverBubble}}||{{st|h|H15}}<br>{{st|h|H16}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
<br />
=Stations=<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
|- style="background:#fff;"<br />
|- style="background:#fff;"<br />
| colspan="4" | {{color|#dd00dd|'''{{libc|ward7|[[Ward 7]]}}'''}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H1|[[claimed]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H2|||[[PhoenixVille]]||nolink=ture}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H3|||||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H4| ||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H5|[[Hamblin]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H6|[[Neue Savanne]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H7|[[Tamaroa]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H8|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H9|[[Ascoli Picento]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H10|[[Woresterfield]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H11|[[Kanterlyn]]||nolink=true}}<br />
|- style="background:#fff;"<br />
| colspan="4" | {{color|#dd00dd|'''{{libc|ward6|[[Ward 6]]}}'''}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H12|[[claimed]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H13|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H14|[[claimed]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H15|[[Coruscant]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H16|[[Coruscant]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H17|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H18|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H19|[[Xterium]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H20|[[claimed]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H21|[[Xterium - Walcott District]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H22|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H23|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H24|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H25|[[claimed]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H26|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H27|[[Blagovka]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H28||{{st/n|d|D53}}[[MRT Desert Line]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H29|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H30|[[Kaverno]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H31|[[Kaverno]]||nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Towns==<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"<br />
|-<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:080px" | City<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:120px" | Rank<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:160px" | Mayor<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:200px" | Stations<br />
|-<br />
|[[Pending]]||Unranked||{{u|Fiork777}}||{{st|h|H1}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[PhoenixVille]]||Unranked||{{u|LegendPheonix26}}||{{st|h|H2}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Hamblin]]||Mayor||{{u|ArizTrad}}||{{st|h|H5}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Neue Savanne]]||Unranked||{{u|SirPenguinMay}}||{{st|h|H6}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Tamaroa]]||Unranked||{{u|AyyLion}}||{{st|h|H7}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Ascoli Picento]]||Unranked||{{u|Jamess__}}||{{st|h|H9}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Woresterfield]]||Councillor||{{u|MgWn}}||{{st|h|H10}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Kanterlyn]]||Unranked||{{u|Vickiposa}}||{{st|h|H11}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Pending]]||Unranked||{{u|hvt2011}}||{{st|h|H12}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Pending]]||Unranked||{{u|Cact0}}||{{st|h|H14}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Walcott]]||Unranked||{{u|wbhob}}||{{st|h|H21}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Blagovka]]||Mayor||{{u|EdwardIII}}||{{st|h|H27}}<br>{{st|h|H28}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Savannah]]||Councillor||{{u|lfpp003}}||{{st|h|H30}}<br>{{st|h|H31}}<br />
|-<br />
<br />
<br />
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{{Town infobox<br />
| color = #3772FF<br />
| name = Blagovka<br />
| img = <br />
[[File:BlagovkafromtheRadioTower.png|400px]]<br />
| mayor = {{u|DaEdwards}} <br />
| depmayor = {{u|LegendOfYukari}}<br />
| founder = DaEdwards<br />
| sheriff = {{u|Sans05}}<br />
| treasurer = {{u|willowars}}<br />
| councillors = <br />
| pos1-4 = pos1 = <br />
| member1-4 = Used alongside the custom position names.<br />
| mrt = {{st|H|H27}}<br />
| bus = Blagovka Bus Network<br />
| road = <br />
| water = <br />
| air = <br />
| rail = MRT<br />
| transit = Blagovka Metro (coming when we reach Mayor)<br />
| coords = -13,501, 12,052<br />
| founded = April 16, 2019<br />
| recognized = June 5, 2019<br />
| rank = {{rank|mayor}}<br />
| renamed = <br />
| state = [[Union of Blagovka]]<br />
| languages = English, a dialect of English called Blagovkian<br />
| world = New<br />
| postcode = need to get one<br />
| party = [[Random Party]]<br />
| mpo = <br />
| ward = 6<br />
| phonecode = 867<br />
| other1-5 = Optional custom information, the label paired with below.<br />
| other1 = Motto<br />
| other2 = Patron Saint<br />
| data1-5 = The data associated with the "other" of the same number.<br />
| data1 = ''Where Memes Come True''<br />
| data2 = [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Nevsky Saint Alexander Nevsky]<br />
}}<br />
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'''Blagovka''', or '''That-town-that-I-can't-put-in-chat-without-at-least-one-spelling-error''', is a '''pro-meme''' '''anti World edit''' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incorporated_town incorporated town] founded by {{u|DaEdwards}} on the [[MRT Savannah Line|Savannah Line]] at {{st|H|H27}} on April 16, 2019, the day the MRT was updated to 1.13.2. It is currently {{rank|mayor}}. <br />
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Blagovka is notable for being one of the most weird towns on the server, as it worships memes, has a giant cactus trash dump, and doesn't have buses for its bus stops.<br />
==Rules==<br />
1. Due to the law of August 3, 2019, '''all W/E (with the exception of //stack) is banned in Blagovka and its environs.''' Franchises will need to have a "Custom" setting, or they are not allowed to operate in Blagovka. This does not apply to already existing buildings.<br />
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2. Not really anything else.<br />
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==Blagovka History for Dummies==<br />
'''''Note: This is how history is taught in the Blagovka School Curriculum. Don't get mad at me for saying false things, this is how the teachers want the history to be, so yeah.'''''<br />
===Before Edwards (October 4, 2014 - December 8, 2018)===<br />
====New World====<br />
On October 4, 2014, the New World was created by our Great Lord {{u|Frumple}} and his minions. For now, the savannah in which Blagovka sits in didn't exist, it was part of nothing, <s> which means that nothing is nothing</s> so we don't exist oh noesss<br />
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Anyway, after a few years, the MRT world was getting overpopulated, so Thanos proposed his idea that half the population should die. Frumple said, "Nah" and decided to expand the world, which took effect in 2016. Thanos then decided, "Let's sell some [[Flowey Foods#Menu|Thanos Juice]]!", and everyone was happy, including {{u|Conric005|one guy}} who decided to copy it.<br />
====Epsilon====<br />
The new giant piece of world was soon colonized by many people, who founded many great cities, as well as some bad ones, like [[Merced]]. A new giant savannah area had been created by Epsilon that really nobody was noticing, so, in August 2018, {{u|_HeavenAngel_|one}} of the Great Lord's minions proposed the [[MRT Savannah Line|the Line]] running through the giant savannah area. This was approved, and the Line was built and completed in March 2019.<br />
===Edwards Joins and does Some Stuff (December 8, 2018 - April 16, 2019)===<br />
====Oofville====<br />
On December 8, 2018, one of the most important days in humankind, DaEdwards joined the MRT server as a guest. He became a member on his 5th try, and immediately set to work building a town called Oofville in the northeast part of the server. Edwards tried to build an arch, but failed (it didn't look good), and swiftly abandoned the town. <br />
====Land Claims====<br />
He decided to apply for a Southern Line station, but was turned down on the grounds that {{u|Lil shadow59|Lilshadow59}} was using the station for [[Arcadia (New World)|Arcadia]]. After that, Edwards went inactive for a couple of months. Then, in April 2019, the Great Lord's minions made all stations free to claim on the Line, so Edwards went to the Savannah Line and, after consideration and checking out several stations along the route, ultimately chose H27 as the site of his new town. But then came the dreaded thing...<br />
====UPDATES====<br />
The day Edwards was going to start building, the MRT server started updating to 1.13.2. Edwards was very upset This is why instead of April 14 or April 15, Blagovka was founded on April 16, 2019.<br />
===Blagovka is Existing (April 16, 2019 - June 5, 2019)===<br />
====Founding====<br />
On April 16, 2019, DaEdwards flew to Blagovka from Deadbush. (He wasn't a citizen yet.) He officially founded the town by building a small franchise called Legionary Foods.<br />
[[File:LegionaryFoods.png|thumb|Legionary Foods.]]<br />
This was meant to be his main franchise, until he realized it would take forever to build. (Now, he realizes that it would have been good if he had known W/E exists). He also built 4 other buildings, two of which were demolished. At this time, he also built the Blagovka Radio Tower, and started building Main Road 1.<br />
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==Politics==<br />
===Foreign Intervention===<br />
The foreign intervention of Blagovka have basically one rule:<br />
<br />
1. WE ARE NOT JOINING [[Montego|A]][[Republic of Fiorkistan|N]][[Ophelia Confederation|Y]] [[City-State of Kitania|N]][[Republic of Victoria|A]][[Republic of Kevtropolis|T]][[Juhwa Islands|I]][[City-State of Siletz|O]][[Republic of Formosa|N]], SO PLEASE DON'T ASK FOR US TO JOIN YOUR NATION. WE HAVE OUR OWN NATION.<br />
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Blagovka is neutral in all conflicts, except for the ones the Union fight.<br />
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===Foreign Relations===<br />
[[Sansberg]] and the [[Democratic Republic of Vulpine|Vulpine Republic]] have an embassy in Blagovka, and Blagovka has an embassy in [[Euphorial]] and [[Totem Beach]].<br />
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===Political Ideology===<br />
Blagovka is part of [[Union of Blagovka]]. Due to this, Blagovka has a parlimentary legislature which will meet with other legislatures at the King's Union's capital, which has not been constructed yet. Also due to this, DaEdwards is the Tsar of Blagovka, and {{u|LegendOfYukari}} is the Prime Minister, just like the UK.<br />
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==Geography==<br />
Blagovka is set among the savannah and grasslands that give the Savannah Line its name. Oddly, right north of Blagovka, there is a giant desert. <br />
{{Geographic Location<br />
|N=Xterium - Walcott District<br />
|S=Kaverno<br />
|E= [[Totem Beach]] (distant)<br />
|NE=[[Deadbush]], [[Heampstead]] (distant)<br />
}}<br />
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==Districts==<br />
===Frumpleville===<br />
Frumpleville is the main commercial district of Blagovka. It is planned to have many skyscrapers and apartment buildings, but as of now, it is a hamlet.<br />
===Dat Boi===<br />
The Dat Boi district is the main residential district of Blagovka. It will have many houses, and 3 schools. <br />
===Peckham===<br />
Peckham will be the main entertainment district of Blagovka when it is built. It will contain many different entertainment places.<br />
==Safety==<br />
===Police===<br />
The Blagovka Police Department is a police force dedicated to serving Blagovka citizens for over 100 years. It resides at the Frumpleville Police Station #1. The police force consists of 16 officers, who mostly sit in their desks and wait until an emergency arrives.<br />
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Also inside the Frumpleville Police Station #1 is a cache of Secret Stuff, which is mostly documents.<br />
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===Hospitals===<br />
The main hospital of Blagovka is MojangChan Memorial Hospital. 12 people can be in the hospital at a time. There is also a helipad for emergencies.<br />
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==Franchises==<br />
*[[Tommy Corp.|Tommy's Pizza]]<br />
*C24 Convenience Store<br />
*[[Ray's Stroopwafels]]<br />
* [[Sans Inn]]<br />
* [[Comet Cafe]]<br />
* {{u|Weier}}'s Wires<br />
* [[Philip's Ice Cream]]<br />
* [[Purple Pidgeon]]<br />
* [[Kaaskoppen|Dutchie's]]<br />
* [[Gregg Fyfe's Fish & Chips]]<br />
==Transport==<br />
''Main article: [[Blagovka Transit]]''<br />
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Right after getting {{rank|Councillor}}, Edward founded Blagovka Transit. There is currently one bus line that services Blagovka, though plans are for there to be a giant transit network connecting the station of H26, H27, and H28.<br />
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===Heliport===<br />
''Main article: [[Blagovka Hirohito City Heliport]]''<br />
[[File:BlagovkaHirohito.png|thumb|Blagovka Hirohito City Heliport.]]<br />
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The Blagovka Hirohito City Heliport is a heliport built by DaEdwards and opened on June 25, 2019. It is the main way to get to Blagovka.<br />
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==Controversies==<br />
===Russian town===<br />
Many people think Blagovka's name was inspired by Russian names, and it was. Though, the name was actually meant to be Serbian.<br />
During the update, Edwards was not idle. He had to think of names for his city. So he did the logical thing and went on a random name generator for Eastern European towns to see if he could find a good name there. Edwards found the name Petrovka, and then, for some reason, thought about a Russian town called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blagoveshchensk Blagoveshchensk], a town of 215,000 near the border with China. The name Blagovka was born out of the merger of these 2 towns' names.<br />
Edwards originally wanted to have a Serbian name for Blagovka, though. He thought that it would be a better name. But, when he thought of the name Blagovka, it was no contest.<br />
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==Houses/Apartments==<br />
'''READ THIS BEFORE BUYING AN APARTMENT'''<br />
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When you buy an apartment, it will be furnished. You can edit anything you want.<br />
===Series 1: Suitable Apartments===<br />
These apartments are called the Suitable Apartments because they include everything a person needs, except for bathrooms (public bathrooms are on the 3rd floor).<br />
====Lil Pump Apartments====<br />
Named after the rapper Lil Pump, these apartments are located at 2 Gabriel King Street.<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable"<br />
! Floor<br />
! Room<br />
! Owner<br />
|-<br />
| 1<br />
| 101<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|-<br />
| 1<br />
| 102<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|-<br />
| 1<br />
| 103<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|-<br />
| 1<br />
| 104<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|-<br />
| 2<br />
| 201<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|-<br />
| 2<br />
| 202<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|-<br />
| 2<br />
| 203<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|-<br />
| 2<br />
| 204<br />
| {{color|green|VACANT}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Buildings (not in chronological order)==<br />
1. Legionary Foods<br />
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2. Tallest Radio Tower in the MRT<br />
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3. Camelicano the Cow's Stable (will be demolished)<br />
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4. Mountain Dew World Records HQ (will be demolished)<br />
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5. Blagovka Town Hall<br />
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6. Lil Pump Apartments<br />
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7. Franchise Tower #1<br />
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8. Frumpleville Police Station #1<br />
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9. Ray's Stroopwafels<br />
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10. [[Sansberg]] Embassy<br />
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11. [[BBC]] HQ<br />
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12. Comet Cafe<br />
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13. MojangChan Memorial Hospital<br />
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14. [[Democratic Republic of Vulpine|Vulpine Republic]] Embassy<br />
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15. [[Philip's Ice Cream]]<br />
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16. Blagovka Execution Chamber<br />
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17. [[Purple Pidgeon]]<br />
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18. [[Blagovka Hirohito City Heliport]]<br />
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19. [[Kaaskoppen|Dutchie's]]<br />
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20. Blagovka Jail<br />
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21. Sansmore Park<br />
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22. Sansmore Park Aquatic Center<br />
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23. Blagovka Fish & Chips<br />
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24. [[Chickenbooks]]<br />
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25. Ron's Ice Cream<br />
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27. Hamburger's Hot Dogs<br />
<br />
28. [[Gregg Fyfe's Fish & Chips]]<br />
{{transit nav}}<br />
{{next stations|MRT|H|0|p={{st|H|H26}}<br>towards {{st|H|H1}}|n={{st|H|H28}}<br>towards {{st|H|H35}} |t={{st|H|H27}}<br>Blagovka}}</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=MRT_Savannah_Line&diff=144734MRT Savannah Line2019-10-21T06:44:29Z<p>XtremeCoder: /* Stations */</p>
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<br />
{{transit infobox<br />
|route=Southern Autumnal Sea to Southbound<br />
|status={{color|Lime|'''Open'''}}<br />
|stations=31<br />
|builder={{u|_HeavenAngel_}}<br />
|addbuilders=Various (with thanks)<br />
|station=[[MRT System#Version 5.0|MRT v5.1]]<br />
<br />
}}<br />
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The '''MRT Savannah Line''' is one of the 15 MRT lines of the [[New World MRT System]] and one of the 5 additional New World MRT Lines. The line was completed and released to public on 9th March 2019. <br />
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The letter code 'H' is used to depict the line as 'S' has already been used by MRT Southern Line.<br />
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=Route=<br />
The MRT Savannah Line is located in the southwestern part of the New World<br />
<br />
The MRT Savannah Line begins south of the Autumnal Sea and terminates at the southern part of the New World.<br />
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[[File:SavannahLine.PNG]]<br />
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=Cities=<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"<br />
|-<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:080px" | City<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:120px" | Rank<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:160px" | Mayor<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:200px" | Stations<br />
|-<br />
|[[Coruscant]]||Senator||{{u|SilverBubble}}||{{st|h|H15}}<br>{{st|h|H16}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
<br />
=Stations=<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
|- style="background:#fff;"<br />
|- style="background:#fff;"<br />
| colspan="4" | {{color|#dd00dd|'''{{libc|ward7|[[Ward 7]]}}'''}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H1|[[claimed]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H2|||[[PhoenixVille]]||nolink=ture}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H3|||||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H4| ||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H5|[[Hamblin]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H6|[[Neue Savanne]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H7|[[Tamaroa]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H8|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H9|[[Ascoli Picento]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H10|[[Woresterfield]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H11|[[Kanterlyn]]||nolink=true}}<br />
|- style="background:#fff;"<br />
| colspan="4" | {{color|#dd00dd|'''{{libc|ward6|[[Ward 6]]}}'''}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H12|[[claimed]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H13|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H14|[[claimed]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H15|[[Coruscant]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H16|[[Coruscant]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H17|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H18|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H19|[[Xterium]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H20|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H21|[[Walcott]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H22|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H23|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H24|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H25|[[claimed]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H26|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H27|[[Blagovka]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H28||{{st/n|d|D53}}[[MRT Desert Line]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H29|||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H30|[[Kaverno]]||nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|open|808000|H31|[[Kaverno]]||nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
==Towns==<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1"<br />
|-<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:080px" | City<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:120px" | Rank<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:160px" | Mayor<br />
! style="background:lightgrey; width:200px" | Stations<br />
|-<br />
|[[Pending]]||Unranked||{{u|Fiork777}}||{{st|h|H1}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[PhoenixVille]]||Unranked||{{u|LegendPheonix26}}||{{st|h|H2}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Hamblin]]||Mayor||{{u|ArizTrad}}||{{st|h|H5}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Neue Savanne]]||Unranked||{{u|SirPenguinMay}}||{{st|h|H6}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Tamaroa]]||Unranked||{{u|AyyLion}}||{{st|h|H7}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Ascoli Picento]]||Unranked||{{u|Jamess__}}||{{st|h|H9}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Woresterfield]]||Councillor||{{u|MgWn}}||{{st|h|H10}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Kanterlyn]]||Unranked||{{u|Vickiposa}}||{{st|h|H11}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Pending]]||Unranked||{{u|hvt2011}}||{{st|h|H12}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Pending]]||Unranked||{{u|Cact0}}||{{st|h|H14}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Walcott]]||Unranked||{{u|wbhob}}||{{st|h|H21}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Blagovka]]||Mayor||{{u|EdwardIII}}||{{st|h|H27}}<br>{{st|h|H28}}<br />
|-<br />
|[[Savannah]]||Councillor||{{u|lfpp003}}||{{st|h|H30}}<br>{{st|h|H31}}<br />
|-<br />
<br />
<br />
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Various people of the MRT server have said some '''funny quotes''' that we have found to be quite funny, interesting or plain ridiculous. Also, lots of weird typos here...<br />
<br />
If you want to see quotes from guests, see [[Guest Quotes]].<br />
<br />
=={{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}==<br />
* Use the forks!<br />
* no! bad yoshi!<br />
* follow da rulez<br />
* give me kissie!<br />
* damn - ''When someone joins and he was writing the same message as another user''<br />
* Ok, time to do somethig! I'm going to dial the pizzaservice<br />
*''(In Mumble)'' Let me guess, he (the guest) is stuck. [Guest] help! im stuck in a block<br />
* ''(While talking with Cortesi about a 3D animation of himself)'' I have a tv on my head so ya<br />
* "Dont mind my head" -{{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}<br />
* DCampite is a girl btw (after DCampite said "Shirin_Maya is a girl btw")<br />
<br />
(dragonbloon419 is stating w/e commands in chat)<br />
0rocketscience0: Don't mind Dragon, he's gone mad. Only dreaming to get a w/e.<br />
<br />
=={{u|0x10}}==<br />
*Ouchawalogen takaschin<br />
<br />
[Me->0x10]Can we discuss the rail line through Kyoto <br><br />
[0x10->Me] Burgers and Coffee<br />
<br />
context: City(Cact0), conric, and 0x10 in lab<br />
City *builds near something else*<br />
Conric005 griefing<br />
Conric005 bad<br />
0x10 don'g grefefe<br />
Citybuilder_ :(<br />
0x10 *don't<br />
Citybuilder_ grefefe<br />
Citybuilder_ don'g<br />
zefunman covfefe<br />
Citybuilder_ don'g<br />
<br />
== 34lynx72 ==<br />
*guests can fly now?<br />
<br />
*CAPTAIN CHOMPY has to compensate me<br />
<br />
=={{u|AdoboAndRice}}==<br />
* Cake<br />
* its not spam... its cake<br />
* not the cake!!<br />
* We're making.... cupcakes.<br />
* im cooking yoshi (during Thomasfyfe's BBQ)<br />
* (Hawks asks how many girlfriends Yoshi has) Adobo: Yoshi is a pimp!<br />
* My texture pack makes this cow look like Chewbacca.<br />
<br />
== AEhub ==<br />
*when talking about GSM*<br />
it's held once a mountain<br />
month lol<br />
<br />
*when AEhub does c then tab and does camelfantasy instead of CortesiRaccoon*<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|AEhub}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|me}}{{color|gold|]}}: Hey may Valetta get evaluated for mayor please<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|me}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|AEhub}}{{color|gold|]}}: ???<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|AEhub}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|me}}{{color|gold|]}}: Lol wrong pm<br />
<br />
==AgustinSuarez==<br />
*was trying to use a boat... holy cow! this is like, goodness! i do not have my driver's license and i just saw why, not even capable to parallel park a boat on minecraft......<br />
<br />
==Airplane320==<br />
SirNatureWriter: Anyone selling franchises?<br />
Airplane320: I do<br />
SirNatureWriter: What franchises do you sell?<br />
Airplane320 has left the game<br />
SigmaTheEnigma: o o f<br />
<br />
==aldee110==<br />
* Just_robinho: oh that's nice, teleport into a girl :P | aldee110: I'm not quite sure how I should take that...<br />
<br />
==Aldranster50==<br />
<br />
*buttransport me<br />
<br />
=={{u|AlfiePops}}==<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: What's a good name for a diner?<br />
[Mayor+] AlfiePops: Dave's Diner?<br />
[Mayor+] AlfiePops: Dom's Diner?<br />
[Councillor+] CondinYT: minecraft_diner<br />
[Member+] nicrats: FredTheDiner<br />
[Member+] nicrats: FredTheFoodLord<br />
[Mayor+] AlfiePops: Xx_Minecraft_Diner_xX<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: What's a good name for a pizza restaraunt?<br />
[Member+] nicrats: FredThePizzaRestaurant<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: seriously<br />
[Mayor+] AlfiePops: time2thinkofadinername<br />
[Premier+] Cortesi: FredThePizzaLord<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: Mamma mia, thatsa terrible name<br />
[Mod+] unjinz: Mamma Mia Diner<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: <insert hand gestures><br />
<br />
== {{u|Aliksong}} ==<br />
Alik: Atleast i might get an award<br />
Alik: For being on more then 1 year, and not having a funny quote yet lol<br />
<br />
Alik: the german sounding one?<br />
Tar: I started a new one recently<br />
Chimpy: I don't even know my own town xD<br />
Tar: So this one has 0 builds xD<br />
Alik: Merkelburg?<br />
Tar: mecklenburg, yep<br />
BVLegend: Oh it hasn't developed much<br />
Tar: Merkelburg xD<br />
Chimpy: "Merkel"burg<br />
Alik: lol<br />
Chimpy: xD xD<br />
Kenta: merkelburg xD<br />
Alik: ;)<br />
Alik: muttiberg<br />
<br />
Aliksong: ja<br />
VernCow: ja?<br />
SoaPuffball: ja.<br />
*people start saying ja<br />
<br />
(RickyLi is to be warned for redirecting the MRT to a tollway)<br />
according to the rules he should be warned<br />
but im not in the mood<br />
im in a pretty good mood<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: anyone want to see VCHS so far<br />
AlikSong: yep<br />
AlikSong left the game.<br />
<br />
AlikSong: the left side is the right side<br />
SnowPuffball: gg<br />
AlikSong: ;)<br />
SoaPuffball: * slow clap<br />
<br />
== {{u|Amber_Pine}} ==<br />
Amber_Pine: how come you're Mayor buddy?<br />
SoaPuffball: three mayor towns<br />
Amber_Pine: but i thought you were like governor or sth<br />
SoaPuffball: ?<br />
CaptainChimpy: Mademoiselle Pine :P<br />
CaptainChimpy: Amber<br />
CaptainChimpy: SoaPuffball =/= SoSo123<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
Amber_Pine: OH<br />
CaptainChimpy: LOL<br />
SoaPuffball: =/= Soleurs<br />
Amber_Pine: Really????<br />
<br />
*i wash my hands of my conversation (camel said slurp in the discord-server chat and the rest followed after)<br />
<br />
==_AngelAlexander_==<br />
* Application for memer (meant to be member)<br />
<br />
== _AngelKevin_ ==<br />
*watch out for my body rolls<br />
<br />
ByteMega: whats mmc<br />
SoaPuffball: ByteMega: Mega Motion City<br />
_AngelKevin_: mega motion city<br />
_AngelKevin_: so the city can move?<br />
<br />
==AppleGamer123==<br />
{{rank|member}} AppleGamer123: There a pile of clothes next to me and it looks like Groot...Scaring me<br />
<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: OwO Owner rank color<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: I feel like Frumples rank<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: Im going to keep this<br />
[P4] Frumple: *looks in project4*<br />
[P4] Frumple: what is going on here?<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: Im one with Frumple<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: yes<br />
[P4] SoaPuffball: no you're not<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: We all are<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: until he leaves<br />
<br />
=={{u|AP_Red}}==<br />
*''Most online are Brits'' "It's the invasion of the Europeans!"<br />
*''(In Mumble)'' I am not Scottish! I'm from LEEDS! L-E-E-D-S! In't north of England"<br />
*Thomasfyfe joined the game | "Hello Mr Scary Scottish Admin guy"<br />
*"Ah'm off te' meck an 'am sarnie!" (I am going to make a ham sandwich)<br />
*Kitty: That will be $0 | AP: I'll back later because I can't afford that! | AP_Red left the game.<br />
*''Listening to radio''| 27: Miley Cyrus. Excuse me if you hear a radio being smashed!<br />
*AP_Red was slain by [Insert player here] using [humorously named weapon]<br />
*Why do people keep trying to murder me with renamed weapons?<br />
*''Chiefbozx shocked _majormagpie_'' | Standing on powerlines while Chief is watching telly is a BAD idea magpie<br />
*Moral of the story: DO NOT ask me for dating advice<br />
*GMT = Great Mug of Tea<br />
*Chief Shocks, CG Bans, Thomas Transmutes people into lego guys<br />
*There's a g-g-g-ghost online! ''(Computerghost)''<br />
*Is it weird that Sochi makes me want to see Inception?<br />
*Did Chief, ah, Chief?<br />
*With Great Power comes Great Electricity Bill!<br />
<br />
AP: I turn off radio and lag turns to nowt! Interesting!<br />
*A few seconds later*<br />
AP: Or not... still as laggy as a tortoise with 3 legs and arthritis<br />
<br />
*AP: Next stop haggis lag.<br />
mine_man_: Haggis lag?<br />
AP: IE, when Martii spawns loads off his dinner so that the server ends up being too slow<br />
<br />
*Bad joke by DC*<br />
autobus22: *tadum ping*<br />
RLcrafters: Badum tss**<br />
AP_Red: *Tadum ping* sounds like a gunfight is happening<br />
<br />
[Senator] AP_Red: Oh, I know how to get chief or fyfe in<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: bacon?<br />
[Senator] AP_Red: Bacon!!! Free Bacon here!!! Bacon for ALL Admins joining NOW<br />
[Senator] AP_Red: This offer is only available for 10 minutes<br />
<br />
''(Discussing Funeral songs: Anaconda is mentioned)''<br />
[Senator] AP_Red: "My Anaconda don't want none cos I'm dead hun"<br />
<br />
x AP_Rednax fell from a high place<br />
AP: There's supposed to be no gravity in SPACE<br />
<br />
godzilltrain was burnt to a crisp while fighting Narnia17<br />
AP: godzilltoast<br />
<br />
Be careful, you can be banned easily, I once got banned for sending an email<br />
That email did say "Please Ban Me" but still...<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}} {{color|gray|AP_Red:}} It'd be like being kicked for getting a cup of tea<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}} {{color|gray|AP_Red:}} Ooh, '''TEA!'''<br />
{{color|gray|* AP_Red is now AFK}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked AP_Red for coffee is better}}<br />
<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|AP_Red}} {{color|orange|temporarily banned}} {{color|red|Frumple}} {{color|orange|for}} {{color|red|23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds}}{{color|orange|:}} {{color|red|Banned!}}{{color|orange|.}}<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} {{colour|grey|Starcubed:}} does any1 here know what a repeater lock is<br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} {{colour|grey|AP_Red:}} star, I'll show you<br />
{{colour|lime|[Governor]}} {{colour|grey|camelfantasy:}} vanished mod confirmed<br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} {{colour|grey|AP_Red:}} FLIP<br />
{{colour|lime|[Governor]}} {{colour|grey|camelfantasy:}} xD<br />
{{colour|yellow|AP_Red joined the game.}}<br />
<br />
AP_Red: Also, don't be like Auto<br />
AP_Red: Don't hug cacti<br />
AP_Red was pricked to death<br />
sheimoria: what a prick<br />
<br />
TalonPlays: where the **** is the airport<br />
TalonPlays left the game.<br />
Player AP_Red kicked TalonPlays for No Aiports!.<br />
SnowPuffball_: wut<br />
SnowPlow123: HAHAHAHA<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: who operates mrt marina?<br />
AP_Red: I'd presume mr Tommy Pairs<br />
* AP_Red cues Ground Control to Admin Tom<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: ap?<br />
AP_Red: aye?<br />
SoaPuffball: jungle line?<br />
AP_Red: I should really stop procrastinating that<br />
SoaPuffball: same :P<br />
SoaPuffball: time to get some exits ready<br />
<br />
AP_Red: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object<br />
AP_Red: ?<br />
AP_Red: AKA: What happens when Chief empties his bacon aisle?<br />
<br />
*Pine, I'd ask you for a Pine-Colada, but it's literally a street away from an existing one<br />
*The mayor of Schillerton's alright, but the mayor of Whiteley is a terrible person who would never give me perms (AP_Red owns Whiteley)<br />
<br />
London_IceBoy: C roads, anyone?<br />
AP_Red has muted player London_IceBoy.<br />
AP_Red: No Croads<br />
London_IceBoy: Noooooo!<br />
<br />
AP_Red: Towns should be realistic<br />
AP_Red: That means any british towns must have kettles in every house<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
jamess__: Should I become a tiktoker?<br />
AP_Red: James, that's just being called a clock.<br />
<br />
=={{u|BaronTB|BaronThamesBank}}==<br />
* DieNexus! ''When DasNexus says: "Bacon.. Eh Baron"''<br />
Baron: Hi Bestie [Bestmate66]<br />
AP_Red: <- thinks of BBT [Big Bang Theory]<br />
Baron: I'm totes Amy!<br />
<br />
*''Refering to Kitania's Roads 08/06/14'': Ok, All this cake is making me hungry<br />
<br />
Oh yh this is cal's town of Whitely<br />
*later*<br />
*Waverley<br />
XD<br />
<br />
autobus22: BaronThamesBank<br />
*tab fail*<br />
BaronThamesBank: AP_Red<br />
BaronThamksBank: autobus22<br />
AP_Red: Dannit Baron!<br />
AP_Red joined the game<br />
<br />
== {{u|Architect_21}} ==<br />
I hate the RAVENS<br />
I havent died yet :PPPP<br />
Architect_21 died<br />
<br />
Architect: My computer is lag freeee<br />
InDev: nic<br />
*Architect_21 left the game*<br />
*Architect_21 joined the game*<br />
InDev: XD<br />
Architect: aaah I lagged out<br />
<br />
Architect: well luckily im sane<br />
Architect: maybe<br />
Architect: sorta<br />
Architect: poosibly<br />
Architect: Ok, not likely<br />
Architect: yeah impossible<br />
Architect: Im not sane<br />
Architect: or maybe I am<br />
Architect: idk<br />
Architect: Yeah Im sane<br />
Architect: I think....... :P<br />
<br />
DAMN sheep I told you to get off my BRIDGE<br />
<br />
_Kastle was shot by jphgolf4321 using [South Weast Airlines]<br />
Vulpicula: "Weast"<br />
Architect_21: that makes me think of yeast<br />
Architect_21: which makes me think of bread<br />
Architect_21: and then south<br />
Architect_21: makes me think of bread from the south<br />
soso123: Archi<br />
soso123: add that to the quotes<br />
Architect_21: so suddenly<br />
Architect_21: South Weast becomes Floridian Bread<br />
Architect_21: Floridian Bread Airlines<br />
Architect_21: someone should start that.<br />
<br />
<br />
(Architect goes AFK thinking he left and closed Minecraft)<br />
(9 minutes later)<br />
*Architect_21 is no longer AFK*<br />
Architect_21: wait Im still online<br />
Architect_21: oh<br />
Architect_21: wow<br />
*Architect_21 left the game*<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} Architect_21: lol its an extreme hore <br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} Architect_21: *horse <br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} Sirots: LOL<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} Architect_21: ripme<br />
<br />
UnknownSilent: alrighty my fine feathered friends, must bid you all farewell<br />
Architect_21: I assure you I have no feathers<br />
<br />
== ArizTrad ==<br />
(talking about chief's form)<br />
ArizTrad: The answers don't matter as 'falcon' can be submitted as answers for every single question.<br />
Vickiposa: ah yes falcon<br />
Vickiposa: the best pokemon<br />
SoaPuffball: how can frumple eat a falcon<br />
<br />
=={{u|bestmate66|Atlanta}}==<br />
* Let me know if you need a translation, living in the UK I am fluent in both English and American and Yorkshire.<br />
<br />
best: Ah, licky.<br />
Kitty: suggestive<br />
Benie: Suggestive.<br />
best: *LUCKY<br />
best: Aah<br />
<br />
(Talking about an under-construction rail line)<br />
bestmate66: It really is congratulation-worthy. It's been in planning for 9 months.<br />
bestmate66: Oh cr**<br />
bestmate66: I just made a pregnancy referance.<br />
tarheelscouse: XD XD XD XD<br />
bestmate: DANGIT CHIEF<br />
<br />
(The hilarious parts Minechat's Autocorrect going bonkers for Atlanta)<br />
Atlanta: XD I forgot about rectum (meant to say "that")<br />
Atlanta: ok I officially hate mine shat<br />
Atlanta: ugh this is getting weed<br />
Atlanta: look mine hat is drunk<br />
Atlanta: ok hopefully no more farts<br />
Atlanta: ok I gives ups<br />
Atlanta: good nips to everyone<br />
hntredtie: Best, please get off Minechat...<br />
<br />
''Note: Who keeps on adding all of these ... suggestive ... quotes?'' -best<br />
<br />
[Citizen] erty10089: can i afk box frozen?<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: no<br />
[Senator+] bestmate66: ''at your own risk''<br />
<br />
$205 has been received from bestmate66<br />
[Senator+] Bestmate66: NAO<br />
<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: as my haters has finally rectum up the ghost<br />
[Citizen] Leo_2807: Wat<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: (autocorrect)<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: as my CHARGER has finally GIVEN up the ghost. there.<br />
<br />
Vulp: I know the Barnsley dialect is basicly its own language though<br />
Best: Isn't that s Suburb of London?<br />
<br />
== {{u|autobus|autobus22}} ==<br />
* Goed xD back on english. (if DasNexus talks his only dutch question that he knows)<br />
* Minecraft creature named YOSHI!<br />
* Tgis id Gid Goude.<br />
* Dangit grammar skrewup! <br />
* *srewuo <br />
* *screwupp <br />
* *scrwwup <br />
* DANGIT<br />
* "autobus22" has left the game<br />
* This sucks like potatos that are allergic for potatos!<br />
<br />
what da sh*t<br />
OOPS<br />
sorry sorry<br />
<br />
* Yoshi so you will that I dont do a tournament<br />
* Yoshi jumps on redstone<br />
autobus: Dont touch my redsotne otherwise the machine will explode<br />
* Yoshi touches redstone<br />
autobus: Damn living creature named YOSHI!<br />
Yoshi: sorry<br />
autobus: Its for the MRT Olympics i wanna mdo the fireworks!<br />
Yoshi: oh sorry<br />
autobus: Actualy, if yoshi touches my redstone again he isnt long living anymore....<br />
Yoshi: xD<br />
Logiblocks: xD<br />
autobus: xD<br />
* Yoshi touches redstone again<br />
autobus: YOSHI!<br />
<br />
<br />
autobus: hi<br />
thomas: bye<br />
thomas left the game<br />
autobus: i needed him....<br />
autobus left the game<br />
(10 mins later)<br />
autobus joined the game<br />
thomas: bye<br />
thomas left the game<br />
autobus: DANGHIT<br />
autobus: *DANGTI<br />
autobus: *DANHGIT<br />
autobus: DAGN THE DANGIT<br />
autobus: *DNAG<br />
autobus: you get me<br />
Other person: no<br />
autobus left the game<br />
<br />
* Ugh iam stupid to ask that....<br />
<br />
autobus: echo don't remove that wile tunneling, i gna make a patio<br />
Echominer: ok<br />
''10 minutes later''<br />
Echominer: I finsihed the patio<br />
autobus: what ya mean?<br />
Echominer: i finished the patio you asked for?<br />
Echominer: call me<br />
''autobus does /call echo''<br />
autobus: i mean't i was gna make a patio....<br />
Echominer: Ow....<br />
autobus: It came out realy nice for a unneeded thing<br />
Echominer: Thanks, i guess<br />
autobus: I keep it<br />
Echominer: JAY!!!<br />
autobus: You work harder then you should :P<br />
Lalaboy: I need someone that works hard come help me.<br />
echominer: ok lala i come<br />
autobus: when are you gna finsih the tunnel Echo?<br />
Echominer: you can do that :P<br />
<br />
* Hope this airport likes fish, its packed like a sardine XD<br />
<br />
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs<br />
[broadcast] <plugDJ link><br />
autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!<br />
[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo<br />
<br />
autobus22: 20303reenijne<br />
enjineer: 20303reenigna<br />
autobus22: is that a synonym to vagina?<br />
<br />
* On Mumble: Pleasure Plate<br />
<br />
(after trying to tp to RednaxAP)<br />
autobus22: wrong red sorry tie<br />
{tie=hntredtie}<br />
<br />
autobus22: broadcast, want a hug from a cactus again? I don't accept these prices!<br />
[Broadcast] Nao, auto, naooo<br />
<br />
*÷)<br />
<br />
*autobus asks lalaboy if he wants a burgerqueen in kessler*<br />
lalaboy: naooo<br />
autobus22: yeaaaoooo<br />
lalaboy: naooo<br />
lalaboy: nothing can make me say yes<br />
autobus22: "nothing"<br />
lalaboy: oh<br />
lalaboy: wait what?<br />
lalaboy: i'm confuse<br />
lalaboy: oh wait<br />
lalaboy: ohh<br />
lalaboy: ohhhhhh...<br />
lalaboy: you sneaking little devil<br />
autobus22: :3<br />
<br />
(The following happened, again:)<br />
-[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs<br />
-[broadcast] <plugDJ link><br />
-autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!<br />
-[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo<br />
(afterwards:)<br />
autobus22: Do i have to quote that again?<br />
<br />
autobus22: .kittery buy 1<br />
autobus22: OH GOD DOUBLE FAIL<br />
autobus22: ki =/= lo, thats right next to it<br />
ArdyArd: [kittery]: autobus22 just bought 9001 tickets<br />
<br />
* Question by _Kastle *<br />
Frumple: probably to late to test it now<br />
Frumple: I'm pooped<br />
autobus22: You are not brown coloured yet frumple.<br />
<br />
Tonytajiri: Lettuce get to work then!<br />
autobus22: Ill make salad of it then, up to work!<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: MRT Quagmire Line bae<br />
[Senator] autobus22: sounds likw quagsir<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: sounds like quasar<br />
[Senator] autobus22: sounds like zaquar<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: :o<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: xdddddd<br />
[Senator] autobus22: how did we get from quagmire to zaquar...<br />
[Senator] autobus22: xD<br />
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: #MRT<br />
<br />
[Senator] autobus22: 0_(EXPLODE)<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: XD<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: no explosions pls<br />
[Senator] autobus22: 0_(IMPLODE)<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: omg this bomb is coming towards me<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: XD<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: naoooooo<br />
_Ardy died<br />
<br />
*NO I DONT WANNA BE ENJOYED BY DOGS<br />
<br />
autobus22: so what is se * se * se /=?<br />
autobus22: :P<br />
sesese9: 27 :)<br />
autobus22: true that could be<br />
<br />
autobus22 joined the game<br />
[Senator] autobus22: my strawberry crashed.<br />
[Senator] autobus22: *computer, AUTOCORRECT<br />
[Senator] autobus22: hows the even related?<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game.<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: fruit based computing<br />
[Senator] autobus22: Hello yoshi, how fag you?<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: ?<br />
[Senator] autobus22: *EXCUSE ME<br />
[Senator] autobus22: AUTOCORRECT SHUT IT<br />
[Senator] autobus22: i have luck today<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: thankfully it didnt autocorrect "i have luck today"<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: i can barely guess how awkward could that be<br />
<br />
[Senator] autobus22: Just happy it didnt auto cumcumber ;P<br />
[Senator] autobus22: the thing is, you could take that in not one, not 2, but three suggestive ways...<br />
<br />
*in mumble*: Contrebutt (meant to say contribute)<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|autobus22 joined the game}}<br />
Ardyan: hi bus<br />
autobus22: HEY<br />
autobus22: dare call me bus again and ill bus your face!<br />
Ardyan: you'll place USB ports on my face?<br />
Ardyan: type c preferred<br />
<br />
autobus22: gome q\nQ\u<br />
Well then.<br />
Fail<br />
*home wazamawazi<br />
got all keys to the left spelling out my cityname<br />
_frozen: how can you fail that bad lol<br />
<br />
_Redneck_Jesus_ joined the game<br />
[Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: Lala why arent redstone labs allowed<br />
[Senator] autobus22: Because theres a lab world for that<br />
[Senator] autobus22: *facebus*<br />
[Trustee+] keentlewi: 0.o facebus?<br />
[Trustee+] keentlewi: O.o*<br />
[Senator] autobus22: your smiley has broken "Window" i see....<br />
[Senator] autobus22: Guess you was the bus<br />
[Senator] autobus22: I am going to sue you, my head hurts<br />
[Senator] autobus22: :P<br />
[Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: Auto word of advice dont go slamming your face into busses<br />
[Senator] autobus22: *facetram*<br />
[Trustee+] keentlewi: xD<br />
[Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: xD<br />
<br />
R/msg camel tgabj<br />
[autobus22 -> me]: *THanks<br />
<br />
autobus22: XD Camelpornography :P<br />
*WUT<br />
NO NO NO NO<br />
ERase<br />
AutoCorrect got me...<br />
camelfantasy: What were you trying to say?<br />
autobus22: Just Camelpornography<br />
NOOOOOO<br />
Camel F A N T A S Y<br />
<br />
*Hassan Moon, Your the funny one today are you. (Referring to Supykun)<br />
<br />
Yay, tropic you<br />
*Tropic<br />
T H A N K<br />
<br />
*go completely invisible: aka leaving..<br />
<br />
*a kill hilled you<br />
<br />
ijudiju<br />
WOW<br />
*Okiedoki<br />
<br />
O a, tje ,ast pf tje cjatnpx<br />
*I am the master of the chatbox<br />
Not of chatting though appearently<br />
<br />
hoyl quacamole <br />
this potato chip didn't even fit in my mouth<br />
<br />
*.msg unjinz penisses?<br />
<br />
I ALMOST POURED HOT BOILING CANDLE WAX DOWN MY THROAT<br />
I shouldn't put my tea cup next to my scent candle<br />
which is in a similar glass<br />
<br />
I guess this chat app works...<br />
More like masturbate No No<br />
NOPE<br />
NOPE<br />
NOPE<br />
*Melon No No.<br />
<br />
*when camelfantasy and Camelicano are on*<br />
autobus22: Camelpornography and Camelclone-ography :)<br />
<br />
VernCow: So quiet....<br />
Autobus: MEEP<br />
Autobus: MEEEP<br />
Autobus: MEEEEP<br />
Autobus: :3<br />
VernCow : XD<br />
<br />
Autobus: U cumming alik?<br />
Alik: No :P<br />
Alik: I'm not that excited xD<br />
<br />
[Mayor] Sirots: Frumple promoted tarhellscouse from member to mod :P <br />
[Mayor] Sirots: woops I said tarhells instead of tarheels <br />
[Governor] autobus22: "oh no the tarscouses from hell are attacking"<br />
<br />
''when talking about eliteneon's plane''<br />
[camelfantasy -> autobus22] well for starters his plane doesnt exactly look realistic<br />
[camelfantasy -> autobus22] have you seen it?<br />
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] yes<br />
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] ive flown it<br />
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] quite turbulent<br />
[camelfantasy -> autobus22] you survived? :O<br />
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] no<br />
[camelfantasy -> autobus22] oh<br />
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] I died gone to heaven, became an angel, wanted to imporove the world and reincarnated and skipped<br />
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] 15 eyars in time allright?<br />
<br />
autobus22: what a can can't a can a can can't can a tin can?<br />
SoSo123: ???<br />
*auto tries to confuse lithium*<br />
Steve_Bobs: explain pls<br />
autobus22: no<br />
Steve_Bobs: :(<br />
SoSo123: Well ur Steve Jobs' bro, you could explain it with the same knowledge of ur bro<br />
autobus22: but what if he's sad, then he'll be Steve_Sobs<br />
SoSo123 and CaptainChimpy: xD<br />
Steve_Bobs: *facepalm*<br />
<br />
(asking SoSo and SoaPuffball to help with the RailLinQ Paixton station)<br />
SoSo123 or SoSo123 are either of you able to help me with some glass panes?<br />
* SoSo123<br />
* SoSo123<br />
* SoaPuffball<br />
<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: auto, mind if I tp you to me?<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: no problem<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: recognise the scene? ;)<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: abby road<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: yup<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: not abbey road; which is near star lane in east london<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: abby road<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: :3<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: say abby 10 times in a row<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: it'll get really strange<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: abby abby abby abby abby abby abby abby abby abby<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: done<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: ...<br />
* autobus22 slaps godzilltrain<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: I meant out loud<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: done<br />
* autobus22 slaps godzilltrain<br />
* godzilltrain slaps auto<br />
''autobus22 died''<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: oops, bit too hard?<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: ...<br />
* autobus22 takes godzilltrain for a ride on bus line 666 straight to it's destination: off a cliff<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: :3<br />
<br />
The chance of youexisting compared to the universe is...<br />
larger than 1 trillion times the particles in the universe<br />
:3<br />
*smaller<br />
then 1/1trillion times particles in the universe<br />
<br />
autobus22: I hate slabvs<br />
autobus22: I HATE SLABS<br />
*autobus slabs slaps<br />
*autobus meant slaps slabs<br />
*APRedNoseRudolph stabs slabs<br />
<br />
can I get a blockcheck godz<br />
my trains coupler seems to have left without the train<br />
<br />
* autobus22 beats sesese9 with a rubber tire<br />
* autobus22 then another<br />
* autobus22 then with two others<br />
* autobus22 then with a bus frame<br />
* autobus22 then... oh... it's just me hitting you now, 4 tires, and a bus frame, make an autobus<br />
<br />
''In Discord Voice:''<br />
Chief: Yeah, I'm working on a new roof for SWH.<br />
auto: Wait. You're Chief?<br />
Chief: Hi Auto, I'm Chief, I've been in this channel the entire time<br />
<br />
James__: tpa<br />
autobus22: no<br />
James__: Whatever floats ur boat xD<br />
autobus22: Probably Balloons<br />
<br />
autobus22: Vulpicula you should put a store in Storalisburg<br />
autobus22: called "Storalisburger, your place, rather ironically: for pancakes"<br />
<br />
autobus22: wait a minute<br />
autobus22: if there is a dragonbloon<br />
autobus22: is there also a fionabloon<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: aye, just<br />
Vulpicula: give me a moent<br />
autobus22: I shall give you two moents.<br />
autobus22: whatever a moent is<br />
<br />
Vickiposa: i sese you<br />
autobus22: was that a flirt or a pun<br />
megascatterbomb: why not both<br />
sesese9: i've gotten so many flirts from this one intern...<br />
autobus22: do you like them?<br />
sesese9: lol idk<br />
autobus22: HOLD ON<br />
autobus22: Vicki is an intern<br />
autobus22: Hmmmmmmmmmmm<br />
KittyCat11231: admod building romance<br />
* autobus22 ships vicki and sesese9<br />
sesese9: wat<br />
Vickiposa: uh<br />
SoaPuffball: excuse me<br />
SoaPuffball: :x:<br />
hvt2011: :x:<br />
<br />
== Awsomekeldeo ==<br />
Awsomekeldeo: wat<br />
hvt2011: wat<br />
SoaPuffball: wat<br />
Cookie46910: wat<br />
<br />
==aviaracer==<br />
<br />
[Councillor] aviaracer: Love is an open...<br />
[Mayor] SilverBubble: can<br />
[Mod] Narnia17: lala isn't on<br />
[Councillor] aviaracer: oh<br />
<br />
==BangtanSky==<br />
(Note: RL is Governor)<br />
_SkyBlaze: RL<br />
_SkyBlaze: do you have access to world edit?<br />
<br />
BangtanSky drowned whilst trying to escape BangtanSky.<br />
<br />
=={{u|Benie}}==<br />
* For the ''last'' time, there's '''no''' I-03! It's ''I-3''! (for people that forget all freeways with an 0 in them are related to I-0)<br />
* Annnddddddd... screenshotted.<br />
* I hate working with angles in Minecraft.<br />
* Oh dear...<br />
* Unlike Boss and the airport, I'll have this done in no time.<br />
* Oonks! (when zwxe comes on Mumble, it sounds like "oonks" in Text-to-Speech)<br />
* Tom, do you want me to facepalm? Because I will.<br />
* Oooookay...<br />
* Shasta, Natural Selection is great and all, but it doesn't mean you have to spam the chat with death logs...<br />
* Ahem!.. (after catching godzilltrain singing in Mumble)<br />
* *Benie shocked Soleurs* (the first time I ever got to use /shock as a Mod)<br />
* Nasty, dirty bird. :P (talking about _MajorMagpie_ and his bird poop)<br />
* Robin's Hill is in Upside Down Terrorist world. You have to drive on the ''left'' side of the road. Ick.<br />
* So.., yeah! (when I just can't think of anything else to say)<br />
* Why am I not surprised?<br />
* I'm shocked. *You have been shocked by chiefbozx.*<br />
* Boss: we need to fill cheif's office with Complete Terminus Connect Signs - Benie: Says Mr 7+ months doing an Airport. :)<br />
* You mean BossOfDelays, right? (new nickname for Boss)<br />
* *Soleurs sings a Marry Poppins song in Mumble* ENOUGH!! I'm going to chim-chimaree your face! D:<br />
* Random wool block on my road? What is this madness?!<br />
suppoe: Me too. I love ruining other people's gaming experience. :D :P<br />
Benie: Work for EA, then.<br />
<br />
Suppoe: Has Frumple done any kind of hard world edits?<br />
Benie: I don't think Frumple has done anything that hard before.<br />
KittyCat*numbershere*: Suggestive.<br />
Benie: *sighs* I didn't mean it like that, Kitty!<br />
<br />
italadz57: Our horses are purebred. That's why they're so quick.<br />
Benie: You mean spawned, not purebred.<br />
* Oh snap! (mostly used in Mumble)<br />
* *catching someone singing in Mumble and a Mod is on* Move him! MOVE HIM!! (Relating to the Random Musical Interludes channel)<br />
* Don't be going AFKAWOL on me, boi! (trying to talk to Boss but keeps going AFK on him)<br />
* *sees hawks going AFK near him* Time to get the wrapping paper... (about to AFK Box hawks in a present during Christmas 2013)<br />
* Oh my god, it's a rare Boss!<br />
* *hearing Chief shocking* The National Weather Service in the MRT has issued a Severe ThunderChief Warning, effective until Chief logs off. Doppler Radar detected a Severe ThunderChief moving across the server at 9001 Miles Per Hour, shocking random people and laughing. Persons in these areas should be alert of being further shocked. Stay indoors until the threat has passed.<br />
enjineer30302: call me paul<br />
Benie: enjineer's name is now paul.<br />
*enjineer freaks out at this point*<br />
enjineer30302: WHAT<br />
enjineer30302: WHY<br />
* Wait. No way. You seriously got the Orange Line done before the airport? (to Robin announcing the completion of the Orange Line)<br />
* "Wait, one more" is the fear of every Mod.<br />
* Benie drops a pin. It makes a sound<br />
<br />
[Guest]: mike offices<br />
[Guest]: thats the name<br />
[Benie]: Wait. That's your real name?<br />
[Guest]: ???<br />
[KittyCat11231]: *faceknife*<br />
[Guest]: no its the name of this building<br />
[Benie]: Ah. Ok.<br />
[KittyCat11231]: Oh...<br />
[KittyCat11231]: Um just ignore me<br />
[Benie]: k<br />
[Benie]: *Benie puts Kitty on ignore<br />
KittyCat11231 left the game.<br />
<br />
*RLcrafters asks Benie how's the road going so far*<br />
Benie: It goes.. slowly. Curves. Curves everywhere.<br />
Benie: They're laughing at me, RL.<br />
RLcrafters: . . .. . .<br />
RLcrafters: nuuuuuuuuuu<br />
RLcrafters: wait<br />
RLcrafters: burn them alive, you are a dragon after all<br />
RLcrafters: :)<br />
Benie: Curves are immune to fire.<br />
RLcrafters: O.O<br />
<br />
*Benie goes insane shortly after*<br />
Benie: Curve uses Drive Benie Insane with its complicated math crap... it's super effective!<br />
Benie: *Benie has fainted!*<br />
RLcrafters: . . . .<br />
<br />
*suppoe is trying to AFK Box Benie when he's away doing some things off-server. Benie is hiding<br />
in one of the mountains near the A8*<br />
[suppoe -> me] *thinking he's talking to RedBear47* I'm looking for benie so I can afk box him :P<br />
[me -> suppoe] Oh hi. :)<br />
[suppoe -> me] OH..<br />
[suppoe -> me] WRONG *expletive* PERSON *expletive*<br />
[suppoe -> me] that was by far the biggest *expletive* fail yet<br />
[me -> suppoe] Always watching.... and listening.<br />
<br />
*RPing is fun. :)*<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] Pink fluffy Unicorns dancing on rainbows!<br />
MeetMeInSpace: :D<br />
* Benie sets the unicorns on fire<br />
Architect_21: wait wha<br />
Architect_21: Broadcast where did the unicorns come from<br />
[Broadcast] Naooooooooooooooo arghhh graa baaa... ssssss<br />
Architect_21: .....<br />
Benie: That is so a quote.<br />
[Citizen] Architect_21: It should go in the "did notmake any sense" quotes page<br />
Benie: Also, since when do unicorns go "baaa" when on fire?<br />
[Citizen] Architect_21: wait is Broadcast teh unicorn!!!<br />
[Broadcast] Because I'm burning alive? What do you expect me to say?<br />
Architect_21: Maybe aaahh im burning<br />
Benie: More like... oh.. "AHHHHHH!!!"<br />
[Broadcast] Maybe..<br />
[Trustee] mjpwwf: "No-n-no! Wait-lemme-AHH-" - asdfmovie<br />
[Broadcast] lalalalal I'm burning lalalalala<br />
Architect_21: poor lala<br />
<br />
..*Later that day*...<br />
Architect_21: So um broadcast, did the Unicorns respawn<br />
Benie: Yes... but I keep lighting them on fire.<br />
Benie: Cute things bug me. :P<br />
Architect_21: But your island is cute<br />
[Broadcast] Well... I'm in heaven now sooo... I guess i haven't respawn yet.<br />
mjpwwf: nice dragon...*pet pet* xD<br />
* Benie eats the waffle<br />
mjpwwf: owie<br />
<br />
== bensismith ==<br />
''when autobus22 asked bensismith to be a tpa beacon:''<br />
bensismith: poof!<br />
autobus22: poof!<br />
''Much later:''<br />
mikefishr: and poof!<br />
''mikefishr left the game.''<br />
bensismith: its contagious poofing!<br />
<br />
== {{u|Bern Cow|BernCow}} ==<br />
Miner: kitty can i haave a house instead of a condom in kitiana<br />
Kitty: LOLOLOLOLOL XD<br />
Miner: *CONDO<br />
Tar: LOL<br />
<br />
Amtrak: OMG THIS IS AN AWESOME TRADIS<br />
TheUltimate: Tradis?<br />
TheUltimate: Time Relative And Dimensions In Space?<br />
Amtrak: *TARDS<br />
TheUltimate: XD<br />
Gopher: Ooo<br />
Amtrak: *TARDUS<br />
TheUltimate: XDDD<br />
Amtrak: *TARDIS<br />
<br />
*you sceam exterminate twice and everyone thinks your a dalek No ardy i am DAVROS<br />
Amtrak: KITTY WAS THIS YOUR AFK BOX<br />
Kitty: lala did it :P<br />
<br />
*sex ed go to p4<br />
<br />
Darth_Redneck: I find your lack of faith disturbing<br />
Camelfantasy: *CreepyChimps choked to death*<br />
CreepyChimps died<br />
CreepyChimps: Dammit camel<br />
<br />
camel do you still sell shits<br />
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AUTOCORRECT I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT<br />
<br />
do i need to ask someone to attack porn victoria<br />
*PORT<br />
<br />
*my fish tore is being attacked by very threatening villagers<br />
* kuukuna ratata<br />
<br />
i saw a road sign today one of the electronic ones saying "changing lanes use ya blinkah"<br />
#massive chest nuts<br />
FUCK YOU AUTO CORRECT<br />
#massachussets<br />
{{color|gold|BernCow left the game.}}<br />
<br />
*shoot for moon and if you miss youll hit archduke franz ferdinand plunging the world into war eventually leading to the rise of the Nazis and all subsequent events<br />
<br />
=={{u|BlockMan1533}}==<br />
* chiefbozx what can members do?<br />
* I'm on Creative and you want to charge me?<br />
* hey i see myself on dynmap!<br />
* chief, you're the owner, right?<br />
* i wuv dynmap<br />
* frumple will hear about this (after Benie tells him to use alternate means of transport instead of the MRT)<br />
<br />
== BluemontBoy ==<br />
* IT BURNZZZZZZZ (After Yoshi's Massive WorldEdit 9 Dec 2013)<br />
<br />
=={{u|bnsfninja}}==<br />
*(Was promoted to Councillor) My nametag just got bluer!<br />
<br />
gg<br />
I mean gtg<br />
<br />
=={{u|BossOfGames}}==<br />
* I need all mods on deck!<br />
* Quick question...<br />
* This is going to be the biggest thing on the server.<br />
* CHIEF!!!! *after getting randomly shocked by Chief*<br />
* Actually...<br />
* Frumple, can we troll Chief's office?<br />
* Guys, let's all send Frumple spam mail.<br />
* I would like to dedicate this project to Benie, he can now take my delayed builds description off the staff board (during the MRT Convention Center opening ceremony)<br />
* WOOOOO STAFF PARTY<br />
* I lurk in the shadows (After accidentally using chat while fake quit)<br />
Autobus: can i expand the road form your town to autocity<br />
boss: no iam gonna build a district there<br />
Autobus: Oh? i claimed that land there -_-<br />
boss: Nope i already did.<br />
Autobus: Oh? Found no claim signs.....<br />
* BossOfGames left the game *<br />
* I don't know what i'm doing right now.<br />
<br />
=={{u|Brom|brombrombromley}}==<br />
*TonyTajiri is no longer afk*<br />
TonyTajiri: wb<br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}camelfantasy: Did you just wb yourself?<br />
<br />
JohnNotTech: How old do you think I am, judging by my voice?<br />
TonyTajiri: 15-16<br />
JohnNotTech: I'm thirteen.<br />
TonyTajiri: Wow, puberty hit you hard, dude!<br />
<br />
Tonytajiri: Auto, i implemented your modern art!<br />
ModernArt: :P<br />
<br />
*Miney May I please have a gate at your computer?<br />
<br />
== {{u|bryce_am}} ==<br />
** in Mumble **<br />
bryce_am: so you are going to bed but you sister is listening to Sharkesha<br />
CortesiRaccoon: ITS SHAKIRA!<br />
Just_robinho: ITS SHAKIRA!<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: SHAKIRA!!!<br />
<br />
bryce_am: red<br />
bryce_am: wake up<br />
RedBear47: ya<br />
bryce_am: wrong red<br />
x AP_Red wakes up<br />
<br />
Discussing Leeds Station, 170 mile north of London<br />
Bryce: Wait? Does the London Overground go to it?<br />
<br />
{{color|#EEE8AA|bryce_am left the game.}}<br />
{{color|#EEE8AA|[Lottery]}} Congratulations to bryce_am for winning {{color|red|$122!}}<br />
<br />
=={{u|bspells}}==<br />
* ugh... so hard to play mc and eat a burrito at the same time...<br />
* *bspells is untangling his 15-foot long [insert complicated name here] wire<br />
* (On Mumble) YES I KNOW YOU CAN SMELL ME! (After MC_Protocol plays the "I can smell you" Morgan Freeman clip)<br />
<br />
==ByteMega==<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: How long is the dynmap render?<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: All answers ranging from one second to one eon is accepted.<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: -1 second<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: i'm sorry that is invalid<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: :P<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: that does not fall into the stated category<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: 1.0000000000000001 eons<br />
[Councillor] Steve_Bobs: "Ask Frumple" seconds<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: i'm sorry but it would be a hassle to stalk his address and book a flight to canada<br />
<br />
why is there a husbandry section in advancements<br />
like<br />
include wifery at least<br />
<br />
(me is SoaPuffball)<br />
[me -> ByteMega] thanks<br />
[ByteMega -> me] somewhere around this area<br />
[ByteMega -> me] and dont screw up the lake plsthansk<br />
[me -> ByteMega] * turns the lake into a screw<br />
[ByteMega -> me] *annexes your town<br />
<br />
== {{u|cal76}} ==<br />
<br />
* (to Skele after he changed his skin) You got your red collared shit back (meant to say shirt)<br />
<br />
JamesGaming: Cal?<br />
Cal76: Hmm?<br />
JamesGaming: Do you have an old world town?<br />
Cal76: Yes, Riverend.<br />
JamesGaming: Does it have an airport?<br />
Cal76: No<br />
JamesGaming: (thinking of planning plane routes) :( I really want to fly there.<br />
Cal76: Double tap the spacebar.<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: when will you ever start doing businesses again<br />
KittyCat11231: three years after the next time you ask<br />
SoaPuffball: >:(<br />
SoaPuffball: y<br />
cal76: Kitty can I have a Slave boutique?<br />
_Kastle: >:(<br />
<br />
=={{u|Camelfantasy}}==<br />
*TonyTajiri is now afk*<br />
Camelfantasy: To afk box Tony or to not afk box Tony...<br />
MeetMeInSpace: To<br />
*TonyTajiri is no longer afk*<br />
TonyTajiri: You frigging little troll<br />
<br />
*My subway station looks bad, but what do I expect from 10 min. :P<br />
<br />
*Sorry jdykhous, but the government is building over your great beachfront property :P<br />
<br />
Member: what are you guys working on?<br />
Camelfantasy: We're doing nothing, that's all you need to know, good day to you<br />
SantaHnt: XD<br />
<br />
*mine_man_ and creeperface_ AFK box AlikSong*<br />
x AlikSong is no longer AFK<br />
Camelfantasy: I predict two deaths...<br />
mine_man_ died<br />
creeperface_ died<br />
Camelfantasy: RIP<br />
Camelfantasy died<br />
Camelfantasy: why did i die?<br />
AlikSong: I had reason to believe that you were the one who suggested the afk box xD<br />
<br />
Canadian_K9: what key do you press with F3 to reload your chunks again?<br />
Camelfantasy: no, its F4, and you press it with alt<br />
Canadian_K9: right<br />
34lynx72 left the game.<br />
Canadian_K9 left the game.<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL<br />
34lynx72 joined the game<br />
Canadian_K9 joined the game<br />
34lynx72: really camelfantasy xD<br />
Camelfantasy: guess it worked didnt it<br />
34lynx72 hahaha<br />
Canadian_K9: ooohhh YOU!!!!!<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL you fell for it<br />
34lynx72: i forgot about that trick<br />
Camelfantasy: LOLOLOLOL<br />
Candadian_K9: lol i cant believe i falled for that<br />
34lynx72: ^^^<br />
<br />
MRTKeikoku: I'm sorry Tom...<br />
Camelfantasy: just say you hate the ravens and he'll stop<br />
MRTKeikoku: I hate the ravens<br />
Thou hast been smitten!<br />
MRTKeikoku: I'll kill you camel...<br />
<br />
you rode your bike down a kill and it almost hilled you<br />
<br />
Skelezomperman: so where is the milk chugging arena<br />
Vulpicula: Wait, you actually thought that existed?<br />
Camelfantasy: make one<br />
Vulpicula: On it. I'll make it half the size of Whitechapel! :D<br />
Camelfantasy: and then some mod goes "yeah lets not"<br />
_frozen: yeah, lets not.<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL<br />
Camelfantasy: i predict well<br />
<br />
<br />
mjpwwf: I was only kidding, Broadcast. :P<br />
Camelfantasy: *mjpwwf died*<br />
mjpwwf died<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL predicted it!<br />
<br />
Thou hast been smitten!<br />
Camelfantasy: HA<br />
Narnia17: *is running around in Waterville*<br />
Camelfantasy: MISSED<br />
Thou hast been smitten! *misses again*<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
Tom_Pairs: nope<br />
camelfantasy: =.=<br />
camelfantasy: well you missed both times xD<br />
Tom_Pairs: hmm he died though<br />
Camelfantasy: not by lightning<br />
Tom_Pairs: don't mess with thor's twin<br />
Tom_Pairs: mawahaha<br />
Camelfantasy died<br />
Narnia17: xDDDDD<br />
<br />
*when talking about UCWTIA*<br />
Camelfantasy: well fyfe said he would try to get it approved b4 gsm so :/<br />
thomasfyfe joined the game.<br />
Camelfantasy: wb<br />
thomasfyfe: Hey<br />
Sirots: wb<br />
Camelfantasy: yLOLOLOL<br />
Sirots: Speaking of...<br />
Just_robinho: omg the timing<br />
Camelfantasy: IKR<br />
KittyCat11231: hey fyfe<br />
TheRainbowNoob: we summoned fyfe<br />
TheRainbowNoob: lets summon frumple<br />
Camelfantasy: YAS i summoned him<br />
CortesiRaccoon: the timing is real<br />
thomasfyfe: Summoned again?<br />
Camelfantasy: yes<br />
TheRainbowNoob: you know frumple said hed make me a sandwich today<br />
Camelfantasy: "well fyfe said he would try to get it approved b4 gsm so :/"<br />
Camelfantasy: then you joined<br />
thomasfyfe: And I failed you :P<br />
<br />
Camelfantasy: I like trams<br />
Camalfantasy was slain by auto's tram<br />
<br />
*While Alik Was Bringing Down A Hill...<br />
[Derpy_Melon]: //naturalize?<br />
[AlikSong]: umm //smooth<br />
[Derpy_Melon]: ah ok<br />
'''''Some Time Later'''''<br />
[camelfantasy]: i swear alik is just looking at the hill and then it changes<br />
[camelfantasy]: the power of the eyes...<br />
<br />
<pre>MishkaMan: WHY is this going on<br />
Camelfantasy: try option+shift+comand+q<br />
mjpwwf: Because the letter T doesn't want you to revoke its sponsorship.<br />
MishkaMan left the game.<br />
Camelfantasy: rip mishka<br />
MishkaMan joined the game<br />
Camelfantasy: wb<br />
MishkaMan: camel you little....<br />
Camelfantasy: ?<br />
MishkaMan: what<br />
Camelfantasy: did you actually,,,<br />
MishkaMan: oh wow<br />
Camelfantasy: GG<br />
MishkaMan: i cant type now<br />
MishkaMan: can!@<br />
Camelfantasy: LOLOLOL<br />
MishkaMan: it worked<br />
MishkaMan: thanks camel!<br />
Camelfantasy: so yes, that command does work xd<br />
MishkaMan: lolsies<br />
MishkaMan: i thought you were trying to troll me<br />
Camelfantasy: xD<br />
Camelfantasy: well what did it do?<br />
MishkaMan: LOG me off<br />
Camelfantasy: xD<br />
Camelfantasy: so it worked two ways</pre><br />
<br />
EliteNeon: F*CK MY LIFE!<br />
EliteNeon left the game.<br />
Frozen: Sigh<br />
Camel: Most people who rage quit joins back 5 minutes later..<br />
*Diemundz starts timer<br />
( few minutes later)<br />
EliteNeon joined the game<br />
<br />
''(in Discord)''<br />
i have a tranquil forest<br />
i have a train<br />
UH<br />
'''trainquil forest'''<br />
<br />
*yes i need CC shifted 1 block south and frumple's house wiped off the face of the world (referring to a possible w/e)<br />
<br />
SoSo123: should i summon heaven<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: yas<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
SoSo123: naw<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
<br />
camelfantasy: it's so fluffy i'm gonna die!<br />
camelfantasy was pricked to death<br />
<br />
[Discord] Rocketscience: Working in daylight is for the weak<br />
camelfantasy: being weak is for the weak<br />
<br />
*we must report you to frumple by pinging him in staff emergency 3 times<br />
<br />
==Camelicano==<br />
SoaPuffball: camel2?<br />
Camelicano: There is only one {{u|camelfantasy|camel}}<br />
SoaPuffball: because the other one is a fantasy?<br />
Camelicano: and there is only one {{u|Camelicano|Camel}} <br />
One with a capital C and one without xD<br />
<br />
==Canadian_K9==<br />
* do i count as a girl, cause i sure act like one<br />
* jax, stop rubbing agaist frumple<br />
* i feel like I have just been shused by a hobo (after being shused by {{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}})<br />
x Frumple is now AFK<br />
Canadian_K9: AFK BOX HIM!!<br />
x Frumple is no longer AFK<br />
<br />
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<br />
*when talking about cars*<br />
Vulpicula: Yes, but what makes an SUV an Suv?<br />
Canadian_K9 left the game.<br />
<br />
=={{u|CaptainChimpy}}==<br />
<br />
[Mayor] Sirots: darmok//can the spam man!<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: gopher gg<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: yeah screw u darmok<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: darmok is like an old granny sometimes'''<br />
[Mayor] Sirots: lol<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: lol<br />
<br />
* _MajorMagpie_ joined the game *<br />
Everyone: Hello<br />
Valach: Hi, Maggers<br />
Major: Maggers? That's new.<br />
Valach: Guys RUN<br />
<br />
Just_robinho: I am a united fan<br />
Valach: Yay :D<br />
Robin: :D<br />
Valach: jk I am a Chelsea FC fan :PPPP<br />
*ValachSarkhor died*<br />
*jphgolf4321 joined the game*<br />
Valach: Dammit JR<br />
Jph: ?<br />
Valach: Jr killed me :(<br />
Jph: bad robin<br />
Robin: He shouldn't have said he was a Chelsea fan :P<br />
(A few minutes later)<br />
Valach: TROLOLOL<br />
Valach: I ended up in my town hall xP<br />
Robin: Damn son<br />
<br />
Valach: please may I have a W/E?<br />
*lalaboy left the game*<br />
*Omricon left the game*<br />
Valach: ...<br />
<br />
Chimpy: Space let it go.<br />
Kottle: LET IT GO<br />
Kottle: LET IT GO<br />
Space: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEE<br />
Kottle: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYRORE<br />
Chimpy: Oh Christ no.<br />
Kottle: OH MY GOD<br />
Kottle: *poos*<br />
AlikSong: Oh noo<br />
Space: KOTTLE PLEASE<br />
Chimpy: [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]<br />
mustang_guy: Let it go!<br />
mustang_guy: Let it go!<br />
mustang_guy: Turn away and slam the door!<br />
Space: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEE<br />
Space: o<br />
Space: oops<br />
Chimpy: WHAT HAVE I STARTED<br />
<br />
*i have a summer idea to build an idea<br />
<br />
Chimpy: Catpain Chimpy: The failed emoticon<br />
Chimpy: *Captain<br />
Chimpy: sorry Kitty<br />
PresidentQwerty: Catpain?<br />
Chimpy: I was a pain to you Kitty, I'm so sorry<br />
Kitty: That sounds like a Justin & Justin product<br />
<br />
_Redneck_Jesus_: Do you plan for Armada to be the highest ranked city?<br />
Chimpy: No<br />
RL: NOP<br />
Ardy: Well what do you think :<br />
Chimpy: It'll be the quackest city.<br />
<br />
*ooh ooh ahh ahh (translation: Ardy approves). I mean Chimpy approves.<br />
<br />
Chimpy: Request to change the official server mascot from Tom the Taco to Martii the Melon<br />
Chimpy: *marty<br />
Chimpy: All no? OK den<br />
Martii: [Owner] Frumple: Granted.<br />
<br />
Chimpy: when were you promoted to trustee<br />
_SkyBlaze: just now<br />
TrainPro: just now<br />
mjpwwf: just now<br />
<br />
* (While Starcubed and Chimpy are contesting city hall floors) This is starting to sound like some bloody kids' counting game.<br />
<br />
(When lala's anime is downloading)<br />
Chimpy: Oh I know, 1982 KB.<br />
Chimpy: OMG I made a reference<br />
Chimpy: I just made a Falklands reference (referring to Falklands War in 1982)<br />
<br />
(Ardy jails Smae because of doing sword tests in Armada during a mourning)<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: welcome to Armada Jail<br />
(Smae then escapes the jail)<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: oh damn son<br />
[Member] QueenSmae: #LikeABoss<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: smae is a runway<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: *runaway<br />
[Mayor] CreepyChimps: fail<br />
[Mayor] CreepyChimps: This is Armada Skydome. We are landing on the Smae runway.<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: LOL SO TRUE<br />
[Member] QueenSmae: I love it when planes land on me<br />
<br />
CreepyChimps: note: NEVA USE IRON BRAS<br />
CreepyChimps: *BARS<br />
<br />
CaptainChimpy: as in, rel life cames<br />
CaptainChimpy: *camles<br />
CaptainChimpy: *camels<br />
CaptainChimpy: *rel<br />
CaptainChimpy: *real<br />
CaptainChimpy: *real life camels<br />
Camelfantasy: quadruple fayul<br />
<br />
CaptainChimpy: Hey, yoshi, can I have a BJ?<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um<br />
Camelfantasy: wut?<br />
CaptainChimpy is no longer AFK.<br />
CaptainChimpy: I'll tell you why later<br />
CaptainChimpy: Yoshi is a dinosaur<br />
mine_man_: whaaatttt?<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: well<br />
CaptainChimpy: Dinosaurs link back to Barney<br />
Camelfantasy: you do not want to know how i took that<br />
CaptainChimpy: Barney the dinosaur's best friend is called BJ<br />
mine_man_: same<br />
Camelfantasy: gg<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um well chimpy 2 things<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: 1 I don't know who you are and what you look like<br />
CaptainChimpy: wait did I say something a bit wrong?<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: 2 no<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: :P<br />
MIKE24DUDE: yoshi is not a prostittute<br />
Camelfantasy: YES CaptainChimpy<br />
Camelfantasy: VERY wrong<br />
CaptainChimpy: Uhm<br />
CaptainChimpy: so for since the day I was wrong I thought that *that* was the name of Barney's best friend<br />
Camelfantasy: lol<br />
CaptainChimpy: I love to watch Barney<br />
CaptainChimpy: obviously before I found this<br />
<br />
MishkaMan left the game (afk kick)<br />
CaptainChimpy: Hey mishka<br />
CaptainChimpy: I see you were kicked out of Italy, Mussolini style.<br />
<br />
* Hey Canal, wanna help me with the camel?<br>This was when Camelfantasy was helping CaptainChimpy build his <s>camel</s> canal but got the two words mixed up, like CaptainChimpy just did.<br />
<br />
my friend dropped his bass today<br />
and the teacher got really steamy<br />
*steamed up<br />
oops<br />
ops dat reference do<br />
<br />
*when chimpy is failing at spelling every single sentence*<br />
.msg camel please funy quote that before it gets too much for my bairn<br />
<br />
== CaptainObi==<br />
Capt: Halp<br />
0roc: do /spawn if you are stuck guest<br />
Capt: I can't<br />
0roc: O, you're Obi...<br />
Need: XD<br />
<br />
CaptainObi So today<br />
CaptainObi my water leaked<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 I can speak 2 languages in the same language family as bahasa<br />
Starcubed kamu makan buang air besar<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 Does that count<br />
London150 what obi?<br />
Starcubed wow<br />
Skele visit Carnoustie for XIV TacoBurritoAThon<br />
Starcubed congrats<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 Omg obi are you pregnant??<br />
Starcubed omg<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 Congrats!!<br />
CaptainObi and spilled water over my phone<br />
Starcubed congratulations!<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 I cant believe we’re gonna be fathers<br />
London150 Omg frosty xD<br />
Skele Ok that just grossed me out<br />
Starcubed oh<br />
Echohue omg congrats!!<br />
Skele I’m gonna leave now<br />
_HeavenAngel_ why are you holding your phone down there<br />
CaptainObi oh fuck<br />
Echohue when’s the baby?<br />
Starcubed congrats!!! your water is leaking<br />
CaptainObi i ment my water bottle leaked<br />
CaptainObi xD<br />
<br />
==CaptLincoln==<br />
Mike<br />
What are you doing here?<br />
Trying to hit on my sister?<br />
<br />
CaptLincoln: Sorry, my sister is triggered that lost her city.<br />
UnknownSilent: i am not triggered!<br />
CaptLincoln: Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present... CaptLincoln .5!<br />
SoaPuffball: wut<br />
megascatterbomb: wat<br />
Minecrafter_11: wha<br />
hvt2011: aat<br />
CaptLincoln: Better known as UnknownSilent.<br />
<br />
*I'm so fly, I never land.<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: how do you speak about fight club<br />
CaptLincoln: Sssshhh<br />
CaptLincoln: First rule about fight club.<br />
CaptLincoln: You don't talk about fight club.<br />
SoaPuffball: you just talked about fight club<br />
CaptLincoln: *gasp*<br />
CaptLincoln died<br />
Player CaptLincoln took their own life.<br />
SoaPuffball: that means you are not in fight club anymore<br />
CaptLincoln left the game.<br />
<br />
CaptLincoln: Stacks can only go vertical.<br />
SoaPuffball: they can also go horizontal<br />
CaptLincoln: WHAT?!<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
CaptLincoln: No way.<br />
camelfantasy: you didn't know that?<br />
CaptLincoln: This is bull****.<br />
camelfantasy: they can also go diagonal with fast async w/e<br />
CaptLincoln: I don't believe it/<br />
CaptLincoln: I honestly think you're s**tting me.<br />
SoaPuffball: stacks can go horizontal<br />
CaptLincoln: Mega<br />
megascatterbomb: ye<br />
CaptLincoln: Can you confirm that stack go horizontal?<br />
megascatterbomb: ye<br />
CaptLincoln: Cause these g-<br />
CaptLincoln: WT*<br />
<br />
*What if I don't want to meet you in space? (MeetMeInSpace joined the game)<br />
*It's the man, the myth, the waffle (mjpwwf joined the game)<br />
<br />
==CarbonM14==<br />
* Wait this even where it supposed to go :P | Holy crap I can't even think today! (In a private message to {{u|bspells}})<br />
<br />
== {{u|Casey Jones3|Casey_Jones3}} ==<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} {{color|gray|Casey_Jones3:}} I mean Ass as in asshold<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} {{color|gray|Casey_Jones3:}} ASSHOLe<br />
<br />
=={{u|chiefbozx}}==<br />
* Well. too. BAD!<br />
* Don't ever trust me with a sign.<br />
* That's another clear sign I need to go to bed.<br />
* This is where Frumple rigs the votes.<br />
* Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing with WorldEdit...<br />
* ...Right. I was not paying attention, as usual.<br />
* I'm not a troll, I'm a prankster. There's a big difference.<br />
* Elpmurf!<br />
* DANGIT!<br />
* ... make sure everyone's hair is on fire.<br />
* Staircase? NOPE! COMPASS!<br />
* What have I done? (Creating the wiki and noticing the funny quote page was the first one created)<br />
* [Random Canadian Taco Monster] (A title for Frumple)<br />
* Good morning audience..<br />
* And the nominations for 'best reaction from a Thor Hammer' are...<br />
* OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!<br />
* I am listening to a BRSTM. Come back later.<br />
* [Taco Thief] chiefbozx: All your tacos are belong to us! Mwahahaha!<br />
* You might want to move. Your face is about to get pasted in. (before pasting 100,000 blocks as WorldEdit)<br />
* Random Mumble Advertisement | End Random Mumble Advertisement (as Broadcast)<br />
* chiefbozx is busy. Leave a message at the sound of the beep. *beep*<br />
* Hi steve<br />
* I expect a new skin. GET A BUNNY SKIN<br />
* I'm sorry. Can we be friends? :D<br />
* (In mumble) Your face is why<br />
* {{color|#f0f|Ping!}}<br />
* I just got an idea for an evil prank...<br />
* Ok folks, I'm off to ed. (meant to say bed)<br />
* Hooboy...<br />
* Get off my desk! (to Just_robinho standing on Chief's desk at [[Studio Chief]])<br />
* More bacon!! WOOO!! (Snapshot w32)<br />
* I logged onto MCMyAdmin and saw SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK DEATH DEATH DEATH (after April Fools 2013/ShockFest)<br />
* oh wait... frumple has taco weapons.<br />
* Lightning is fun<br />
_frozen: I made a perfect MC circle!<br />
chief: THERE ARE NO CIRCLES IN MINECRAFT!!!<br />
* (to random member) No, I will not go on a date with you<br />
* (random member)! I just updated the (random wiki page) page on the wiki! Now it has pretty infoboxes and {{transit|Bus X37}} icons all over it!<br />
* Achievement Get: Blended!<br />
* * chiefbozx has morphed into an undecagon<br />
* <code>grep</code>! It greps things! <br />
[Snowman] SonicTornado:and if you ever saw him you would even say it glows<br />
[Rudolph] chiefbozx:and if you ever saw him he would shock you in your face<br />
*chiefbozx shocked SonicTornado*<br />
* <span style="color:#FF0000"> '''''WAT''''' </span> (when hawks said he was in a serious relationship with chief)<br />
* (On front page of MRT)<br />
*Have a good day! As they say in my hometown, don’t forget to be awesome. (P.S. Yes, nerdfighters, you heard that right. :) )<br />
jphgolf4321: chief used thunderbolt! It's super effective!<br />
Skelezomperman: Frumple used Owner Powers! It's super effective!<br />
Skelezomperman: chief fainted!<br />
*chiefbozx died*<br />
<br />
*chiefbozx shocked jphgolf4321* [In reference to Chief's Bozx-ers] | {{color|#FF0000|[Broadcast by chiefbozx]}} You've been spanked!<br />
*And of course my mouse is on the other side of the room. One moment.<br />
* For the record: I am Chief and you are a potato.<br />
* The Hammer has done justice once again!<br />
We're having a "Staff Meeting"<br />
'''''OR ARE WE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?'''''<br />
*I'm going to head off now and pretend to do homework.<br />
* Chief says something in Mumble, but there are sparrows outside chirping *<br />
Frumple: Chief, are you outside?<br />
Chief: No, there's a sparrow's nest right outside my window.<br />
Everyone: *laughs*<br />
Major: Punch it!<br />
Chief: Okay! ...For SCIENCE! * punches wall * OW!<br />
* Guys there's a grass block in central park<br />
* I have a cable (leaves channel)<br />
* One moment, I appear to be on fire.<br />
* *Chiefbozx has kicked MeetMeInSpace for Go check your emails*<br />
<br />
hntredtie: Chief, wtf is this sponge ball?<br />
Chiefbozx: It's a sponge ball.<br />
<br />
Hntredtie: Who the heck AFK boxed me.<br />
Camelfantasy: Not me<br />
[Server] I did hnt<br />
Hntredtie: Prism says Camelfantasy not Chiefbozx<br />
Camelfantasy: He framed me :P<br />
Just_Robinho: Go to bed Chief :P<br />
<br />
Chief: So I've been thinking about...<br />
Fish: Chief's been thinking!<br />
Chief: Chief's been thinking! Run!<br />
* Tom_Pairs left the channel *<br />
<br />
This isn't a Trumple server<br />
This is a Frumple server<br />
<br />
* You are in violation of ordinance VR-1820598751827491857: No Littering of Road Bits<br />
<br />
[Guest] help im stuck<br />
[Chief] You on a PC or Mac?<br />
[Guest] mac<br />
[Chief] Ok, press Shift-Option-Command-Q and you'll be teleported out<br />
[Guest] ok<br />
* Guest has left the game *<br />
(Shift-Option-Command-Q forcibly logs the user out on mac, slightly worse than the alt-f4 troll)<br />
<br />
* Chief is guilty of not paying attention.<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: chief mumble?<br />
chiefbozx: sure i'll hop on discord<br />
<br />
* BOOM! I'm gonna hit this thing bang in the face.<br />
<br />
chiefbozx joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: :O<br />
SoaPuffball: a wild chief appeared<br />
hvt2011: hai chief<br />
chiefbozx: oh no<br />
chiefbozx: i've been spotted<br />
chiefbozx: run<br />
chiefbozx left the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
AyyLion: rip<br />
chiefbozx joined the game.<br />
chiefbozx: lol hi<br />
<br />
'''''stand by for restart'''''<br />
'''''hold on to your butts'''''<br />
<br />
(talking about homes)<br />
chiefbozx: Homes: a, aa, aaa, aaaa, airport, asdf, a3, e, fishlab, sch, testificate, ver<br />
chiefbozx: what have i done<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: aaaaaaaaaaaaa<br />
SoSo123: lol<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: /kick chiefbozx stop fixing signage and go to bed<br />
chiefbozx: Error: chiefbozx doesn't like being kicked.<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
chiefbozx: Error: No soccer balls named chiefbozx were found.<br />
<br />
godzilltrain: knowmads<br />
knowmads7: yes godz?<br />
godzilltrain: why do you have a warp to frumple's house on the front of pearl coast's mall?<br />
{{color|gold|chiefbozx joined the game.}}<br />
camelfantasy: great timing<br />
camelfantasy: blame chief<br />
chiefbozx: HAHAHAHAHA<br />
chiefbozx: wait what'd i do this time<br />
knowmads7: lol cause Chief put that there over 2 years ago. and speaking of hiii :p<br />
camelfantasy: the warp to frumple's house<br />
chiefbozx: lmaooooo<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: well im trying to enjoy a tropical vacation (is in Halua Island adventure map pre-completion area)<br />
KittyCat11231: but its ****ing snowing<br />
SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
chiefbozx: kitty, i told you, you won't get a tropical vacation in minnesota<br />
<br />
* press button > Ding dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING<br />
* sure, my road obeys gravity now<br />
*This city drives on the left. DENIED<br />
* Don't you own Amtrak?<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: hey can someone do /d @everyone<br />
LDShadowLord -> Discord: @everyone<br />
megascatterbomb: Dammit.<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: ''dear chief, please explain yourself''<br />
chiefbozx: why is this sign precisely 3 blocks off<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
camelfantasy: blame chief<br />
chiefbozx: duh blame chief<br />
SoaPuffball: blame cheif not chief<br />
*Tom_Pairs watches chief talking to himself<br />
camelfantasy: blame chefbox<br />
chiefbozx: brb changing name to cheifbozx<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza<br />
SoaPuffball: HONK<br />
chiefbozx: no<br />
(soa gets smitten)<br />
VAReaper: HONK<br />
SoaPuffball: y<br />
chiefbozx: pineapples have better things to do than be on pizza<br />
* Kel5 is no longer AFK.<br />
Kel5: WRONG<br />
* Kel5 is now AFK.<br />
chiefbozx: ''Kel5 comes back from afk just to yell "WRONG"''<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: where do i put my face<br />
time2makemymove: enter the park<br />
time2makemymove: only one ple<br />
time2makemymove: where do you want your one face<br />
chiefbozx: there<br />
sesese9: instant popularity when chief puts his face on that wall<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: roses are red, violets are blue, your hair is on fire<br />
MetroNorth: chief, it's '''Roses are red, a poem I have written, in just a few seconds, ''' Thou hast been smitten<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Chef box is new uber beats<br />
chiefbozx: brb changing name to chefbox_uberbeats<br />
<br />
*>cat frumplessecretplans.txt | grep taco<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: question: what is the plural of goose<br />
SoaPuffball: geese<br />
chiefbozx: what is the plural of moose<br />
SoaPuffball: moose<br />
_Slushi_: Meese<br />
chiefbozx: slushi wins<br />
<br />
<br />
=={{u|cmrs345}}==<br />
<br />
Kitty: ooh nippia rendered on dynmap :D<br />
cmrs: 12 year olds be like '''''nippia haha'''''<br />
Kitty: cmrs how old are you?<br />
cmrs: 11<br />
<br />
== cody___73951 ==<br />
*cody___73951 thinks everyone is AWESOME<br />
KittyCat11231: *thinks cody didn't take his meds<br />
<br />
*cody___73951 thinks everyone is overusing me (meant to say /me)<br />
<br />
==CodyHM==<br />
*I'm a heteromantic bisextual graysextual so probably won't get some d from me thanks<br />
*so you just love dick and have a high libido? (two mins later...) ok glad we've come to that understanding<br />
*that sounds like a redneck sex scene<br />
*that's cuz your not a councilor<br />
*and no, I am not a hungarian stripper<br />
<br />
CodyHM: p1<br />
CodyHM: p2<br />
CodyHM: p1<br />
CodyHM: oh, set smooth sandstone<br />
Vickiposa: cody<br />
CodyHM: yes<br />
Echohue: go to worldedit school<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
CodyHM: I have<br />
Echohue: go again<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: p1 > p2 > p1<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: returh<br />
Vickiposa: i would appreciate if you set out specific points beforehand with distinct blocks<br />
SoaPuffball: return<br />
CodyHM: ok<br />
<br />
*_sans05 is no longer AFK.<br />
CodyHM: All I am is Weier's road slave<br />
_sans05: I come back to that<br />
<br />
=={{u|computerghost}}==<br />
* right quick<br />
* I'm not really a funny guy.<br />
* Let me check my math...<br />
* brb, getting ice for my computer.<br />
* I will ponder this.<br />
* Just pick up your toys when you're done. :P<br />
* * computerghost builds one of his flying machines with pistons. *<br />
* First song not to get voted out! I new Melanie wouldn't fail me! :-)<br />
* *talking about horse business* You can have them in any color you want, as long as you want white.<br />
* It's not much of a disguise. I literally became a guest and lose my admin powers. Oh, darn... how to get back... :/ Well I guess I'll just have to re-fill an app and work my way back up<br />
* (In Mumble) I was trying to impress a girl once so I grabbed an electric fence.<br />
<br />
*computerghost hugs angel*<br />
computerghost was slain by angelzer0<br />
<br />
== {{u|ConnConn2005}} ==<br />
<br />
ConnConn2005: has anyone seen SoaPuffball? (SnowPuffball_ or SoaPuffball is present)<br />
SnowPuffball_: hai<br />
camelfantasy: *facepalm*<br />
<br />
== {{u|Conric005}} ==<br />
*(after joining) I'm ''bacc''<br />
*(when confused) how in the ''hecc''...<br />
<br />
Conric005: city<br />
Citybuilder_ yes? <br />
Conric005: i'm at the point in my company<br />
Conric005: that my workers are basically toads<br />
Conric005: ''expendable''<br />
<br />
(solving [[The Metro Station Challenge]] 7)<br />
Conric005: I think have the metro station challenge thingy<br />
Conric005: Unless city was joking<br />
SkyjumperTalon: DM me your thoughts<br />
Citybuilder_: I thought you gave up<br />
Citybuilder_: xD<br />
Citybuilder_: I was joking<br />
Citybuilder_: there was already one in vermillion<br />
Citybuilder_: xD<br />
Citybuilder_: I wouldn't tell you if i knew lol<br />
Conric005: then im standing in a flight to vermillion from airchester for nothing?<br />
Citybuilder_: yes<br />
Conric005 left the game<br />
<br />
SkyjumperTalon: What's your town?<br />
Conric005: Bichwood<br />
<br />
(gets ranked up to mayor whilst typing)<br />
Conric005: city, i'm almost mayor<br />
Conric005: OH WAIT<br />
<br />
FooteChicken has joined the server<br />
Conric005: Welcome ''bawk''<br />
<br />
(Conric005 comes on minechat after finishing a math test)<br />
Conric005: Just finished a meth test<br />
Conric005: *math<br />
Conric005: *math<br />
<br />
Conric005: I sure do hope I dont slip off this building...<br />
Conric005 fell from a high place<br />
<br />
*Slap some flex tape over his mouth for good measure, we can't have him telling anyone about this<br />
*Conric005: I'll just drown my sorrow in thicc juice<br />
*im really good at drowning a carton of goldfish in 15 minutes<br />
<br />
[Discord] Conric005: city you should start a franchise and go big with it<br />
[Discord] Conric005: or take communist mcdonalds and take over the MRT<br />
<br />
Conric005: i have acquired my 7th cough drop<br />
<br />
Conric005: that's mama luigi to you mario<br />
hvt2011: Y<br />
Conric005: wait frick wrong chat<br />
chiefbozx: wat<br />
hvt2011: CONRIC<br />
hvt2011: WHY<br />
Conric005: don't question ut<br />
Echohue: how could that possibly have context<br />
Conric005: -\ (o.o) /-<br />
<br />
Conric005: it is i<br />
Conric005: the frenchest fry<br />
<br />
*beep beep lettuce<br />
*[Media] Conric005: the next astroslurp will be blue<br />
<br />
== {{u|Cookie46910}} ==<br />
(chief, vicki, Yoshi and cookie are on)<br />
woorich999 joined the game.<br />
woorich999: hi<br />
Cookie46910: chief get out this is a secret admod meeting<br />
Cookie46910: woorich*<br />
Cookie46910: im dumb<br />
woorich999: aww<br />
woorich999 left the game.<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: chief is a secret admod<br />
chiefbozx: lmaooooooooo<br />
Cookie46910: yes yes<br />
<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game.<br />
Cookie46910: ushi<br />
hvt2011: ushi<br />
SoaPuffball: u s h i<br />
<br />
(around 5 minutes before restart)<br />
Cookie46910: last<br />
SoaPuffball: too early<br />
Vickiposa: it hasnt even hit 1 minute yet<br />
Cookie46910: last<br />
Echohue: cookie you're abnormally broken today<br />
Cookie46910: im always broken<br />
<br />
== CosmicCat90 ==<br />
<br />
*Now is there an art world? (Old World is being rendered)<br />
<br />
=={{u|Cortesi|CortesiRaccoon}}==<br />
* YOZI!<br />
<br />
* Dammit Yoshi!!!<br />
<br />
* Life is like a box of chocolates. If you are fat it will not last much<br />
<br />
Cortesi: Can i have some tunneling please?<br><br />
"MinecraftYoshi26 Left The Game"<br><br />
"Tom_Pairs Left The Game"<br><br />
"Just_robinho Left The Game"<br><br />
Cortesi: Dammit -_-<br />
<br />
Cortesi: Can i come in?<br><br />
chiefbozx teleported Cortesi to spawn<br><br />
Cortesi: Take that as a No<br />
<br />
* NO YOSHI NO!!<br />
<br />
* I CAME IN LIKE A CHIIIEEEEEEEFBOZZZXXXX!!!<br />
<br />
* JANET!!<br />
<br />
* If you loose an iphone, technology allows us to find wherever that may be.<br />
If you loose a plane with 239 passengers, nobody knows anything.<br />
<br />
*Cortesi is playing with a cat peluche, it makes meow, yay.<br />
<br />
*Cortesi goes ping<br />
<br />
Cortest: I believe I can fly<br />
Cortesi fell from a high place<br />
<br />
Chief please ''KOCK'' me<br />
<br />
Cortesi: England has no Kidney Bank, but it does have a Liverpool - Cortesi<br />
Tarheelscouse: And now my entire family hates you<br />
<br />
BaronThamesBank: Being a mod is nice because i work with people<br />
Cortesi: how do you know we are people <.< >.><br />
Cortesi: best they found us<br />
bestmate66: OMG!!!<br />
Cortesi: RUN!!!<br />
bestmate66: to the mothership!!<br />
<br />
im single after my last gf threw a muffin at me...<br />
<br />
*After Soleurs is having spassy movements in Minecraft*<br />
It's like watching 50th Shads of grades with no sound<br />
<br />
I want to change my prefix to '''{{colorbox|gray|{{color|#ff0000|[Pre}}{{color|#ffffff|mie}}{{color|#00ff00|r+]}}}}'''<br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki> CortesiRaccoon bought 1000000 tickets crashing the lottery forever<br />
<br />
*Player CortesiRaccoon kicked [Guest] for Banned.<br />
<br />
[Mod] CortesiRaccoon: I have been watching this conversation for 10 min and still didnt understand what the main topic is<br />
<br />
[Councillor] swirm32: can i get a w/e please<br />
[Mod] CortesiRaccoon: yes you cant<br />
<br />
Cortesi: (mail [meant to run /mail]<br />
Cortesi: dammit gave up my position<br />
Narnia17: ohai cort<br />
allifarki: fail<br />
Cortest: abort mission!<br />
Cortesi: ABORT<br />
Hightech_TR: lol<br />
{{color|yellow|CortesiRaccoon joined the game.}}<br />
<br />
Cortesi: I gotta go paste in the memorial thingy thangy thoongy thung<br />
fish, chief: wtf?<br />
<br />
{{color|yellow|CortesiRaccoon joined the game.}} <br><br />
kekkomatic: hi <br><br />
BangtanSky: Cort :D <br><br />
Cortesi: oh no im the only mod... <br><br />
Cortesi: nvm <br><br />
{{color|yellow|CortesiRaccoon left the game.}}<br />
<br />
*Who's your pusher<br />
<br />
*CortesiRaccoon temporarily banned [Guest] for 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds: You are the second weakest link. Goodbue..<br />
<br />
==CrazyRocketGuy==<br />
<br />
*pandg3 was shot by CrazyRocketGuy using <nowiki>[[Insert Funny Bow Name Here]]</nowiki><br />
<br />
== {{u|Crepper|_crepper_}} ==<br />
Yellowchamallow left the game<br />
[Senator] creeperface_: hi yellow<br />
<br />
[Senator+] Ardyle: are all singaporeans prodigious like you?<br />
[Councillor] TrainPro: lol<br />
[Councillor] TrainPro: good question<br />
[Councillor] TrainPro: ask crepper<br />
[Senator+] Ardyle: crapper you there?<br />
[Governor] _crepper_: yep<br />
[Senator+] Ardyle: your stance on the question above?<br />
[Governor] _crepper_: ask train<br />
<br />
=={{u|CyAmethyst}} ==<br />
*I may be gone for months, but that doesn't mean you can exploit me, woorich<br />
*Don't listen to him, he wants to turn you into a sandwich<br />
<br />
=={{u|mikefishr|Cynra_}}==<br />
* *member joins Mumble sound plays* OH GOD!! (as seen here: http://youtu.be/u01IpZLhLzY?t=14m13s)<br />
* Le sigh.<br />
* Micheal: FlowsHD texture pack + Rudoplays shaders mod + epic modern mansion = OMG I JUST SH*T MYSELF :P | mfish: You just shot yourself? you should call the proper authorities<br />
mfish: yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye<br />
Kitty: WHAT DOES THE FISH SAY<br />
<br />
Supykun joined the game<br />
Supykun: I am back<br />
Mikefishr: Hi, back<br />
<br />
Mikefishr Joined The Game<br />
Mikefishr: Hell<br />
V _hnt: Hell to you too, mike.<br />
Macftrax: Hell!?!?<br />
<br />
(When Chimpy is trying to troll Cort by pushing him off the library roof)<br />
CaptainChimpy died<br />
Cort: I have 3 monitors, I can see what's going on.<br />
Chimpy: oh yeah...<br />
CortesiRaccoon died<br />
Mikefishr:You think I can't?<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: how many other people are in the may batch<br />
CynraSilver: uh<br />
CynraSilver: a number<br />
<br />
* Cynra_ afks! It's super effective!<br />
* Cynra_ is now AFK.<br />
<br />
=={{u|DaEdwards}}==<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} DaEdwards: Thicc Juice<br />
{{color|yellow|Conric005 joined the game.}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== {{u|AyyLion|daltdisneyland}} ==<br />
I hate when a kill tries to hill me<br />
<br />
dope_cheese: s ?<br />
camelfantasy: s ?<br />
camelfantasy: s .<br />
dope_cheese: s .<br />
AyyLion: perhaps s shall be our always (reference to TFIOS)<br />
<br />
pools are just colorful public bathrooms<br />
<br />
when discussing the proper amount of o's to put in the word "home" when sung by a celebrity in the American national anthem:<br />
*takes deep breath*<br />
*exhales bc I heard the ice cream man brb*<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: if i coudl vote, i'd rather elect a dead honest man than a liar or idiot<br />
AyyLion: so you're voting for abraham lincoln?<br />
Skelezomperman: LOL<br />
SilverBubble: yeah!!!<br />
<br />
Narnia17: ayylion is about to type a bunch or r's just a warning<br />
AyyLion: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<br />
<br />
== DaMarMan111 ==<br />
im poor can i get free supporter?<br />
<br />
== darkhawkshane ==<br />
* sorry im busty (meant to say busy)<br />
<br />
== {{u|DCampite}} ==<br />
*DCampite joined the game| any funny death messages lately? (when he was a guest)<br />
*my mom is surprised im permaguest (after his application got denied)<br />
DCampite thinks about robin irl one day. When he starts, this happens:<br />
*Just_robinho joined the game*<br />
<br />
*autobus22 joined the game*<br />
DCampite: hi bus (people usually call him auto)<br />
Ardyan: hi bus<br />
<br />
*allifarki joined the game*<br />
DCampite: hi ally<br />
allifarki: hi campy<br />
<br />
DCampite: semi back<br />
Diemundz: [http://bit.ly/1xEdTGo| Picture of the back of a semi truck]<br />
<br />
*DCampite joined the game*<br />
colaja953: ever sentence was gold but xD<br />
*Shirin_Maya joined the game*<br />
Skelezomperman: well he had so many guest quotes <br />
DCampite: who<br />
Shirin_Maya: hi<br />
DCampite: hi dcampite and shirin<br />
(He said hi to himself)<br />
<br />
godzilltrain joined the game<br />
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: hey all<br />
DCampite: recongrats godz<br />
Godz:re-thanks DCampite:)<br />
<br />
*I'm sure the staff call each other by irl names in Mumble<br />
<br />
== {{u|decorminecraft}} ==<br />
<br />
*LOL (when literally smiling)<br />
*Oh god...<br />
*Wut...<br />
*...<br />
*I can fix that... (referring to an Elevator)<br />
* #IKEAFood<br />
*I'm literally L.O.Ling right now...<br />
<br />
*When coming online on the server*<br />
*decorminecraft joined the game.*<br />
[Mod] hntredtie: DECORRRRR :D<br />
[Mayor] cgc747: ees decor!<br />
[Senator] decorminecraft: Heyy! :D<br />
<br />
*About establishing a rail connection*<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: youre not the correct rank<br />
[Trustee+] TonyTajiri: Oh<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: You need [MAypr]<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: ... *[Mayor] :P<br />
<br />
*When about to continue planning [[Thunderbird International Airport]]*<br />
<br />
[Senator] kiwirainbow: Decor, TBI? :D<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: Certainly! :D<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: But one sec, I'm trying to tame some ami=nals<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: ...<br />
[Admin] chiefbozx: Fail, decor. :P <br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: :P<br />
<br />
*Sure, I'll get those up and ready in a few eeks.<br />
<br />
*After doing parents a favour*<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: Sorry, had to light some candles.<br />
[Broadcast] boi, don't play with firee<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: lol<br />
[Councillor+] Casey_Jones3: Oh, shut up! That's all I do!<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: same<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: Broadcast, I'm lighting some candles to suck out the smell of cooking :P<br />
<br />
== {{u|DeevyDeev}} ==<br />
* This is the time of day when I don't understand what half the server is saying<br />
* (After Tom_Pairs shocked him) I have some shocking news... I was shocked!<br />
* I nominate Frumple for the new [Banned] rank.<br />
* 'Murica... land of the moles.<br />
*Soleurs joined the game*<br />
Baseball02a: Hello, Moleurs!<br />
Soleurs: Damn it, Baseball!<br />
*Public portion will start when Half-Life 3 is released<br />
Baseball02a: First person voted out of Survivor: Taco-Bacon Forest...<br />
Baseball02a: Frumple.<br />
Skelezomperman: lol.<br />
Baseball02a: The tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.<br />
<br />
Baseball: Iam giving plots, any size but don't say anythign rediculous like 100x100<br />
autobbus22: okay give me a 99x99 for my megastore<br />
lalaboy:6999x1 :P<br />
baseball: EHHHHH<br />
<br />
Baseball02a: Guests are accidentally breaking everything today :S<br />
Baseball02a: Next thing you know, they'll say "whoops, I accidentally broke this entire city" :P<br />
<br />
*I almost hit the push to talk button on Mumble to talk to my mom XD<br />
<br />
''(on Discord, #media, when Baseball02 wonders why Four Seasons railways is not going to Wythern)''<br />
Baseball02: No Wythern?<br />
CyAmethyst: Baseball pls, all roads don't have to lead to Wythern<br />
CyAmethyst: This isn't Italy, m9<br />
Baseball02: ''brb renaming city to Rome''<br />
TrainPro: LOL<br />
CyAmethyst: Baseball, the Rome Emperor incarnate<br />
Baseball02: Ahem, that is Caesar to you. :P<br />
TrainPro: imitating Rome :thinking:<br />
CyAmethyst: Yep, this deserves to be on Funny Quotes, tbh<br />
TrainPro: Why not<br />
<br />
*This is a tacoist server, no swearing<br />
<br />
== {{u|DevranTheBoyxD|DevyySky}} ==<br />
<br />
MaxStewartS: TACOS TACOS TACOS<br />
MaxStewartS: Everybody:<br />
DevranTheBoyxD: Omnomnom<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: too modern lol (refering to DeuxBleux's house in Nymphalia which was transformed)<br />
SoaPuffball: but you can keep it<br />
DeuxBleux: but<br />
DeuxBleux: but<br />
DevranTheBoyxD: Butt<br />
DeuxBleux: I like it<br />
<br />
== Dexter249 ==<br />
* kitty please un afk.<br />
* dc no more afk.<br />
Van: what nj turnpike.<br />
Dexter: nj turnpike nyc.<br />
* Hawks are you a boner.<br />
* dexter249 connected with a taco using bugs and cheese.<br />
* I don't have permission from my mom to get mumble.<br />
Dexter: i buy feline holdings<br />
Kitty: feline holdings is not for sale<br />
Dexter: fack<br />
Dexter: whos companies are for sale<br />
* music 30 joined the game<br />
* Mrt Deadlier than a 747 with a 4 engine failure over the pacific<br />
* Dexter249 was plundered by davy jones<br />
* Captain_Swearword (referring to Captain_Arsewipe)<br />
* cowabunga <br />
* cowadeerba<br />
* Dexter249 was slain by pickaxe guru using Derpy pickaxe (golden)<br />
* Fights back with stabby knives<br />
* I LIKE TRAINS!<br />
* GARY! C TM<br />
* FAILTOPIA<br />
* server derp<br />
* my power blipped (This may not be funny but blip is a funny word)<br />
* i lose my internetz<br />
* airport rp<br />
* music keep's losing hsi rank<br />
* (after broadcast announces the east line for eastconnect will be open)<br />
Dexter : Broadcast may i have your taco stash<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] : no<br />
<br />
Dexter : lol<br />
<br />
James: classic broadcast<br />
<br />
*i'm the mayeur [mayor] of undergroundville<br />
<br />
== {{u|Diemundz}} ==<br />
* Well that's just N@$Ty.<br />
* Well, it appears that the 49-0ers are losing.<br />
* I pity the fool who don't ride MRT.<br />
* I just finished reading a book called "The Mariana Trench". Very deep.<br />
<br />
[Insert Name Here] fell out of the world<br />
Diemundz: Prank /call!<br />
<br />
* WHAMMO!<br />
* Well, my entry into the ''Guinness Book of World Records'' for "Fastest Van Finding" didn't last long.<br />
<br />
Diemundz: Ahschnappoh<br />
Tom_1277: wut<br />
<br />
DCampite: semi back<br />
Diemundz: [http://bit.ly/1xEdTGo| Picture of the back of a semi truck]<br />
<br />
(when people are asking about getting heads)<br />
i can give anyone head<br />
oh wait<br />
that sounded bad<br />
<br />
* Diemundz kills Livemundz<br />
<br />
TrainPro: rip<br />
TrainPro: me<br />
* Diemundz rips TrainPro in half<br />
AdanWongCL2: lol<br />
_HeavenAngel_: NICE<br />
Diemundz: You're welcome<br />
<br />
TrainPro: why on minechat?<br />
Diemundz: because reasons<br />
<br />
* Diemundz is now AFK.<br />
* Diemundz is no longer AFK.<br />
Diemundz: LIES<br />
<br />
* no buts no coconuts<br />
<br />
soso123: ATTN = Achwalogen Takaschin TacoNight<br />
Diemundz: oh so that's how you spell achdogsjin thumbtackistan<br />
<br />
(Talking about the NORImark Motors Mk2 ECO 2)<br />
Modern: Your bus looks fat<br />
Diemundz: Stop body shaming my buses<br />
Diemundz: It lowers their self esteem<br />
<br />
(Talking about CarbonM14)<br />
Member: Whatever happened to carbon?<br />
Diemundz: He turned into diemundz<br />
<br />
Diemundz: Just a reminder that I HATE being boxed, even MORE than _frozen<br />
Diemundz: So whatever you do, DO NOT box me when i go AFK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED<br />
* Diemundz is now AFK.<br />
SevenBridges: I think Diemundz is watching us<br />
SevenBridges: I know it<br />
Canadian_K9: .......<br />
* Diemundz is no longer AFK.<br />
Diemundz: I'm not<br />
* Diemundz is now AFK.<br />
AyyLion: LOL<br />
SevenBridges: LOL<br />
Architect_21: LOL<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Derpy_Melon:}} I have AZNT222<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Derpy_Melon:}} (A2, ZN2, T2)<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Diemundz:}} AZNT222 sounds like some strange perscription drug<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Diemundz:}} ask your doctor if AZNT222 is right for you<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Diemundz:}} AZNT222 may cause heart failure kidney explosions and an erection lasting longer than 4 hours<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Diemundz:}} DO NOT USE AZNT222 IF YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO CAPS SPAM WITHIN THE LAST 48 HOURS<br />
<br />
== {{u|dope_cheese}} ==<br />
<br />
dope: I've missed camel every day i've come on here gg<br />
MIKE24DUDE: haven't seen him recently<br />
dope: he was just on 30 mins ago...<br />
MIKE24DUDE: oh lol<br />
VernCow: right...<br />
camelfantasy joined the game<br />
CaptainChimpy: LOL<br />
<br />
*washingcube, how many lines does nktrain have?<br />
<br />
*ptime @boob<br />
<br />
*i didnt break those holes<br />
<br />
*while building the friendzone box*<br />
<br />
dope: i see the future<br />
<br />
dope: so close yet...<br />
<br />
dope: so far<br />
<br />
Ardyan: you see me?<br />
<br />
dope: AH<br />
<br />
Ardyan: well too bad <br />
<br />
dope: dope_ardydick<br />
<br />
dope:CRAP<br />
<br />
Ardy: LOL<br />
<br />
dope: ******duck<br />
<br />
== {{u|DoTehKeno}} ==<br />
<br />
[Trustee] TheFlash966: i won a lottery right<br />
<br><br />
[Trustee] TheFlash966: i have LOTS of $$$<br />
<br><br />
[LOTTERY] DoTehKeno_ just bought 3 tickets!<br />
<br><br />
[Citizen] DoTehKeno_: #Poo<br />
<br><br />
[Trustee] TheFlash966: for some reason I have $436<br />
<br><br />
[Citizen] DoTehKeno_: r<br />
<br />
==dragonbloon419==<br />
<br />
*In a PM<br />
For the WhaleLinQ to Welsbury... (I forget the rest)<br />
<br />
*In dcse you couldn;t trell I'm not great at tyyping<br />
<br />
*why ask for a w/e when you can ask for a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!<br />
<br />
*when playing spleef*<br />
first time I lost since I played against armor stands<br />
and yes<br />
I lost to armor stands<br />
by brealing the block under yourself<br />
<br />
[Mayor] time2makemymove: who owns chime rail<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: Kenta1651<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: I think<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: numbers may be rwong<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wrongg<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wtong<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wtont<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wron<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: WRONG<br />
<br />
''When talking about boats''<br />
Dragonbloon419: Though it wasn't connected to a dick in Risima until recently.<br />
Dragonbloon419: *DOCK<br />
<br />
''After making some odd typos''<br />
Dragonbloon419: I was typing with one hyand there<br />
Dragonbloon419: Was trying to have a drung<br />
Dragonbloon419: *drug<br />
Dragonbloon419: *DRINK<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: the Frosty's Ice Cream Shop? (named before {{u|Frosty_Creeper10|frosty_creeper}} :P)<br />
SoaPuffball: and [[Frosty Rivers|my town]] double :P<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 joined the game.<br />
SoSo123: OMG SUMMONED<br />
dragonbloon419: wait a moment soso<br />
SoSo123: SUMMONED<br />
SoaPuffball: wb creeper<br />
SoSo123: Dragon! >:(<br />
* SoSo123 proceeds to roast dragonbloon419 for cooking Archi<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: soa didn't seem to, so I expained it<br />
dragonbloon419: *ecplained<br />
dragonbloon419: *exmpalem<br />
dragonbloon419: *explained<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
autobus22: eczema<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419 joined the game.<br />
dragonbloon419: gu't*ghiut<br />
dragonbloon419: *Ujt<br />
dragonbloon419: *hi<br />
<br />
U ibly justklooged on<br />
*I only just logged on<br />
<br />
*dragonbloon419 is no longer AFK.<br/><br />
{{color|lightblue|[Pudding]}}Halfy_Crafty: wb<br/><br />
{{color|cyan|[Eggnog]}}johngi: hang on<br/><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:hjjx<br/><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T8xh<br/><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T*hx<br/><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T*xh<br/><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:*thx<br/><br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}{{color|grey|Halfy_Crafty:}}i'm fire<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}}{{color|grey|dragonbloon419:}}who set my chair on fire?<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}}{{color|grey|ModernArt:}}OOOF<br />
{{color|orange|MrPyromaniac_ joined the game}}<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}}{{color|grey|dragonbloon419:}}wb<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}}{{color|grey|Hightech_TR:}}<i>totally not me\</i><br />
{{color|cyan|[Trustee]}}{{color|grey|TheGreenKangaroo:}}wb<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}{{color|grey|Halfy_Crafty:}}wb<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}}{{color|grey|dragonbloon419:}}that timing though<br />
<br />
''auto makes weird sounds in discord voice'' <br><br />
auto is a propeller horse confirmed<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: ooh this gold course is looking nive<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: gold course<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: nive<br />
dragonbloon419: (godfl<br />
mi_aquamarine: gOlD!?!?!?!?!?<br />
dragonbloon419: *gold<br />
dragonbloon419: *Gold<br />
mi_aquamarine: wHeRe<br />
dragonbloon419: *(Gol<br />
dragonbloon419: *gold<br />
dragonbloon419: d-it<br />
dragonbloon419: *golff<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: spam :P<br />
dragonbloon419: *gold<br />
dragonbloon419: *GOLF<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: ...golf<br />
<br />
*as I have sometimes said before, my typing skills are about on par with those of a flower pot<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: f is my sprint key<br><br />
Johngi: but why<br><br />
dragonbloon419: ,pre cpmrfprtam;e<br><br />
mi_aquamarine: 国语<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *more fcomgrafate<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *conrtable<br><br />
Johngi: here we go<br><br />
camelfantasy: e.e<br><br />
dragonbloon419:*conmrafrante<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comfrabkl<br><br />
time2makemymove: anyone else wish to purchase an advertisement package that i spoke of on #media?<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comftrable<br><br />
camelfantasy: we need a wiki page dedicated to dragonitis<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comfortabwe<br><br />
Johngi: elevator music<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comfortanle<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comfortable<br><br />
Johngi: getting there<br><br />
camelfantasy: :clap:<br><br />
Johngi: YAY<br><br />
Johngi: :clap<br><br />
Johngi: :<br><br />
dragonbloon419: come for table<br><br />
mi_aquamarine: there you go<br><br />
mi_aquamarine: :P<br><br />
time2makemymove: you missed this one john<br><br />
Johngi: :clap<br><br />
Johngi: *:clap:<br />
<br />
ahhhh my loads aren't chunking<br />
*chunks aren't loading<br />
my mind tuenred noff :P<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: anyways what did you say about reviewing the monkey?<br />
dragonbloon419: *BUNKER<br />
Vulpicula: monkey?<br />
dragonbloon419: how did I say monkey<br />
<br />
* dragonbloon419 is no longer AFK.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi typo<br />
dragonbloon419: ,.,,<br />
dragonbloon419: (...<br />
dragonbloon419: **<br />
Echohue: lmao<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: wffffffffffff wfWeW<br />
dragonbloon419: pops<br />
dragonbloon419: (oops<br />
dragonbloon419: **<br />
[Discord] Echo: wat<br />
MaxStewartS: Dragonitus<br />
dragonbloon419: that is, as mjp calls it, the "dragon keyboard sneeze"<br />
<br />
=={{u|Duechayapol}}==<br />
Duechayapol: If you stares at me one more time. (talking to kittycat11231)<br />
Kittycat11231: *stares at Due*<br />
Duechayapol: I will ruin Kitania!!!!<br />
Kittycat11231: NOOO!<br />
-<br />
(in mumble)<br />
Duechayapol: who is chief?<br />
chiefbozx shocked Duechayapol<br />
-<br />
Tom_Pairs: Give me a minute<br />
Duechayapol: minute starts now.<br />
Tom_Pairs shocked Duechayapol<br />
-<br />
Duechayapol: Don't you dare teleport to me on y:90000<br />
(lalaboy67 teleports Duechayapol to 0 90000 0)<br />
Duechayapol: oh f____ <br />
Duechayapol: Pineapples!<br />
-<br />
(when Due struggles to find his new transit name)<br />
Heaven: pie<br />
Due: Thanks for suggesting my transit name, heaven.<br />
Heaven: yayyy<br />
Due: Pielumpus<br />
<br />
* hai<br />
* My name is not Duech.<br />
<br />
''Note: The dash is use to seperate the passages.''<br />
<br />
== {{u|Cact0|Echohue}} ==<br />
*woorich accept tpa or you spontaniously combust<br />
*THIS IS <s>SPARTA</s> PIXL!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
*'''Gates at SSI will always cost 2.3 cents less than the purchaser's balance, guarenteed.'''<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: Is anyone online decent at buildings vans<br />
Vickiposa: in terms of dress rehearsal results<br />
Cact0: oh vicki is on<br />
Cact0: my god<br />
Vulpicula: Need a delivery van for SAIL<br />
Cact0: I thought you were vulpi<br />
Cact0: god f*****g d****t<br />
Cact0: i did it ahain<br />
Vulpicula: LET THE CONFUSION COMMENCE<br />
Vickiposa: LET THE CONFUSION COMMENCE<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: if i do wotd it will be a word you probably ahve never heard of before<br />
Cact0: "E"<br />
MojangChan: dinklesh*t<br />
<br />
[Discord] Cact0: I was attempting to get to West Calbar but I'll have to try t get there myself<br />
[Discord] Cact0: one crash at a time<br />
<br />
[Project1] Cact0: M<br />
[Project2] Cact0: O<br />
[Project3] Cact0: O<br />
[Project4] Cact0: !<br />
[P4] SoaPuffball: O<br />
[Project1] Cact0: C<br />
[Project2] Cact0: O<br />
[P3] SoaPuffball: denided<br />
[Project3] Cact0: f**k<br />
[Project4] Cact0: W<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: why does everyone hate pineapple on pizza<br />
[Discord] Cact0: Because it's a f*****g abomination<br />
SoaPuffball: why is it<br />
[Discord] Cact0: BecUse Kr is<br />
[Discord] Cact0: F**k<br />
[Discord] Cact0: Because it is<br />
SoaPuffball: rip<br />
[Discord] PineappleMaster2: 10/10<br />
<br />
Conric005: does anyone know of a head i can use for an airport security guard '''other than the head of tom'''<br />
Cact0: uhh<br />
Cact0: the head of tom<br />
SoaPuffball: Tom_Pairs's head<br />
Conric005: boi<br />
<br />
AyyLion: cAn I hAvE a WoRlD eDiT<br />
Cact0: sUrE aYyLiOn<br />
AyyLion: ok tp it's very complicated<br />
Cact0: ok<br />
Ayyion: the white wool is p1 and p2<br />
Cact0: ok<br />
AyyLion: stack 1 million in all directions<br />
Cact0: points set<br />
Cact0: ok<br />
Cact0: there you go<br />
AyyLion: it didn't work :(<br />
Cact0: :(<br />
Cact0: block limit<br />
Cact0: obviously<br />
AyyLion: cact0 is a fraud<br />
SoaPuffball: why am i suffocating<br />
Cact0: because i stacked white wool 1000000<br />
<br />
*remember the rules say: the staff are required to act as a taxi service, please ask them for tping you to coordinates.<br />
<br />
Cookie46910: hvt me want purnt<br />
[Discord] Echo: PURNT<br />
[Discord] Echo: the mrt staff's only actual responsibility is to moderate her<br />
[Discord] Echo: hvt<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: >her<br />
[Discord] Echo: m o d e r a t e h e r<br />
<br />
Starcubed: do you mind if i reclaim land<br />
[Discord] Echo: uhh<br />
[Discord] As long as it still has a beach and isn't landscarry<br />
[Discord] If it's a landscar I'll eat your dog<br />
Starcubed: dont worry<br />
Starcubed: its already eaten<br />
[Discord] Echo: oof<br />
<br />
Echohue: running contest starts now, it's Echohue vs Echohue<br />
Echohue: echohue wins!<br />
Echohue: funding was cut short for the rest of the olympia games, so this will be our only contest folks<br />
Echohue: '''echohue''' has been awarded first place, '''echohue''' has been awarded second place, and finally '''echohue''' is in third.<br />
Echohue: there will be no prizes given out tonight because we're bankrupt<br />
Echohue: '''fin.'''<br />
<br />
Echohue: soa<br />
Echohue: put your flags<br />
Echohue: on these poles<br />
SoaPuffball: busy<br />
Echohue: or I eat you<br />
Echohue: no<br />
Echohue: you're not busy now<br />
SoaPuffball: are you sure about that<br />
Echohue: do it<br />
Echohue: yes<br />
SoaPuffball: actually i'm doing something for sesese9<br />
Echohue: big rich<br />
Echohue: you do it<br />
Echohue: dun be lazy<br />
woorich999: im busy<br />
Echohue: or I force kang into slavery<br />
Echohue: do you want that<br />
<br />
[Discord] Echo: thicc juice comes from thicc trees<br />
Conric005: fake news<br />
Vickiposa: thicc trees come from thicc seeds<br />
SoaPuffball: thicc seeds come from thicc fruits<br />
SoaPuffball: lies Conric005<br />
[Discord] Echo: thicc fruits come from thicc trees<br />
[Discord] the cycle repeats.<br />
<br />
*my cat is mooing<br />
*"City of the Port of the City of Deadbush"<br />
<br />
I'm a big fan too<br />
[[File:Bigfan.png]]<br />
<br />
==EchoMiner99==<br />
<br />
* okay i teleport you but dont grief please illbringyou here i get you banned when you grief and what the F* is Bluetech and why is it here kthxbye! "EchoMiner99" left the game<br />
<br />
==EliteNeon==<br />
<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|EliteNeon:}} ./kill Everyone (except me) who says #NO<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} #no<br />
EliteNeon Died (''By A Mod'')<br />
<br />
*RIP in Small [instead of (R)] (Take Dat Ardy)<br />
*Welcome To [Insert Female Genital Name Here] Land!<br />
*Donald Trump Can Kiss<br />
<br />
*Nukes Hendon*<br />
<br />
'''{{color|purple|[P3]}}''' {{color|grey|EliteNeon:}} camelfantasy?<br />
'''{{color|purple|[P3]}}''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} its Canalfentasy<br />
'''{{color|purple|[P3]}}''' {{color|grey|EliteNeon:}} Analfantasy?<br />
<br />
EliteNeon: i sell my rights to froggg<br />
Echohue: you're selling yourself to slavary elite?<br />
<br />
EliteNeon: how long have you two been married?<br />
SoaPuffball: who?<br />
JM_Ijsselwroomen: wat<br />
[Discord] Skele: lolwut<br />
Valkorion314: I'm sorry wat<br />
EliteNeon: its a joke<br />
[Discord] Skele: no u<br />
EliteNeon: a line i say when i see two people getting all handsy<br />
EliteNeon: or in this case whenever i feel like it<br />
<br />
== ellinas_george ==<br />
ellinas_george: im exploring lala lolol<br />
lalaboy: that spunded rather wrong wothout the comma<br />
<br />
==enjineer30302==<br />
<br />
* Hey ben, are you at thingymajiggy land?<br />
<br />
''Mumble''<br />
''Plays Nyan Cat''<br />
Am I annoying anyone?<br />
''(All)'': YES!<br />
<br />
(enjineer and KittyCat come back from a private channel, in Mumble)<br />
engineer: Tom?<br />
Tom_Pairs: Yes?<br />
enjineer: Have you boned anyone?<br />
*everyone busts out laughing*<br />
Tom_Pairs: What..?<br />
enjineer: Can you bone me?<br />
<br />
(After enjineer died)<br />
*Who likked me? (Meant to say killed but accidentally switched the letters)<br />
<br />
=={{u|InDev|EspiDev}}==<br />
*Welcome to [[Pixl]]! We're a pixel on DynMap!" (On Discord with {{u|Seshpenguin}})<br />
*Citizens jump in the hoooole!" (On Discord)<br />
<br />
== {{u|ezzocraft}} ==<br />
*when talking about afc - away from computer*<br />
Achowalogen Fatakchsin Covina?<br />
<br />
[Derpy_Melon]: /◦\<br />
[ezzocraft]: if you cant beat em<br />
[ezzocraft]: join em<br />
<br />
*fartwater, rank Smellnator<br />
<br />
*so cheap it also serves the addition of emptying your wallet (referring to _Kastle's station)<br />
<br />
AP_Red: Question: I've got a large space in a station, what should I do with it?<br />
_ezzo: close it<br />
SoSo123: LOL<br />
ByteMega: LOL<br />
tomtomy8: big shop<br />
_ezzo: remove it<br />
ByteMega: give it to me<br />
SoaPuffball: add shops<br />
SoaPuffball: mall<br />
SoSo123: put a statue of nicki minaj in it<br />
SoaPuffball: build an airport<br />
ByteMega: demolish it and build a reeducation camp on the site<br />
_ezzo: build an a-road<br />
AP_Red: Probably a gountain<br />
<br />
*the bridge now holds 35 grams of traffic compared to the old bridge's 2000kg<br />
<br />
_ezzo: sorry we don't accept war<br />
_ezzo: only cash<br />
<br />
== FiorkG ==<br />
*Yes frosting i am thrusting in you guys<br />
*I am editing this funny quote NOW<br />
*LDShadowLord prepare yourself to have a FUNNY QUOTE<br />
<br />
=={{u|FooteChicken|Foote_Chicken}}==<br />
FooteChicken: I think I put too many pickles<br />
FooteChicken: *sea pickles<br />
DaEdwards: time2putafunnyquote<br />
willowars: lol i want a funny quote too<br />
FooteChicken: time2addafunnyquote<br />
FooteChicken: jk<br />
FooteChicken: time2addmorepickles<br />
<br />
[Discord] FooteChicken: ok google, shut down my chromebook<br />
[Discord] FooteChicken: wait<br />
<br />
== {{u|frankbros429}} ==<br />
* Really thoiugh the island where huntington is should be called yoshi's island if anyone gets the joke.<br />
<br />
frankbros429: dangit camel wish you could of seen my fk box it was funny<br />
DullesTdt: fk box?<br />
<br />
Woah Gemmy!<br />
It's Erebor on steroids!<br />
<br />
* Luckily it isn't Kentucky fried Kalmar.<br />
<br />
==FredTheTimeLord==<br />
_Kastle: also mishka could you have fred move his rail thing underground<br />
MishkaMan: yeah no problem<br />
MishkaMan: fred move your thing underground<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Narnia, could you help me move this?<br />
camelfantasy: i like how you're just passing the job down the line :P<br />
<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: Fred, go and **** your Jazz.<br />
[Governor] RLcrafters: .<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: i just noticed<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: Oh, a fill in the blank!<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: wheres my chocolate bread<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: GG Modern<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to... PLAY my jazz!<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: *summons a saxophone*<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: * F***<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: kill?<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to FRED my jazz?<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: I can do that<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: FU**<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: YAy its HERE<br />
[[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: FUNK my jazz? Okay<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: GG<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: LOL<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: *Makes jazz funky*<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: **C*<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: A C?<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: LICK!<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: bad<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_o<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_o<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_O<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to LICK my jazz<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: bad fred<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: IMDONE<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: Yh sure, why not?<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: Hey canal <br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: wat<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: ''Ya like jazz?''<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: *nukes Bakersville*<br />
<br />
*I have been reborn '''''into a Fred Rail pepper shacker'''''<br />
<br />
FredTheTimeLord: I don't like to bet my money<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
[LOTTERY] FredTheTimeLord just bought 20 tickets!<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
camelfantasy: xD<br />
<br />
[Discord] FredTheTimeLord: Hey hvt want to merge BluRail with Fred Rail but I get 51% of control?<br />
[Discord] hvt2011: no<br />
<br />
=={{u|Frogs4Life|frogggggg}}==<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} frogggggg: Soon, you may NEED SOME MILLLK<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod]}} hnt: no frog no<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} dragonbloon419: no<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} frankbros: no<br />
{{color|yellow|OrangeMcBer left the game}}<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod]}} hnt: bad frog<br />
{{color|lightgreen|[Governor]}} camelfantasy: *frog dies*<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: om nslllllllllllll<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: fail<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: *I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: dangit my chicken ran away<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} HammerDrinksTea: he tried to get to the other side xD<br />
*unjinz sings 'when you try so hard but never succeed'*<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: Naoooo<br />
{{color|yellow|frogggggg left the game}}<br />
<br />
{{color|yellow|_InDev_ left the game}}<br />
2 mintutes later...<br />
{{color|orange|No one is listening to you.}}<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} frogggggg: guess what, indev?<br />
{{color|orange|No one is listening to you.}}<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} frogggggg: dangit...<br />
<br />
what color is pink?<br />
*****the code<br />
<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: booksop<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: shop*<br />
[Senator] frogggggg: BookSoa<br />
<br />
*[Senator+] frogggggg: [Senator+] lagggggg: lag<br />
<br />
* frogggggg '''MM2''', coming soon on the '''24th of June!'''! Be there! :D<br />
frogggggg: fail<br />
SoSo123: [Google Forms link] Please join MM2 on 24th June 2017 1PM UTC!<br />
[Media] frogggggg: '''MM2''', coming soon on the '''24th of June!'''! Be there! :D<br />
<br />
(in 1.12 update pre-60m afk kick but post-10m afk kick)<br />
* frogggggg is no longer AFK.<br />
* frogggggg has been kicked for being afk for more than 10 minutes<br />
frogggggg left the game.<br />
<br />
frogggggg: oi modern<br />
frogggggg: modern pls respong :P<br />
SoaPuffball: "respong"<br />
frogggggg: gg<br />
SoaPuffball: ping!<br />
frogggggg: respong*<br />
frogggggg: RESPOND<br />
<br />
{{color|gray|* Bryan123BG is now AFK.}}<br />
{{color|gray|* Bryan123BG is no longer AFK.}}<br />
{{color|gray|* Bryan123BG is now AFK.}}<br />
megascatterbomb: my god<br />
{{color|gray|* ModernArt is now AFK.}}<br />
{{color|gray|* SnowPuffball_ is no longer AFK.}}<br />
SnowPuffball_: < is no longer AFK<br />
* frogggggg {{color|gray|is probably AFK.}}<br />
* chiefbozx is confused.<br />
<br />
*InstantRibbits, the home of the blahblahblah<br />
<br />
== Frosty_Creeper10 ==<br />
<br />
(talking about the rename of Sprucemount to Frosty Rivers<br />
SoaPuffball: cos spruce- prefix is overrated<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: i'm gonna change my town's name to spruceville<br />
JustFarkie: spruce bay<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: spruce swamps xD<br />
SoaPuffball: pls dont<br />
JustFarkie: spruce sea<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: lol :P<br />
JustFarkie: spruce mooshruum lands<br />
JustFarkie: mooshroom*<br />
<br />
*I'm gonna name my next town Oatmeal<br />
*"Most of this mall is Sheimoria's Franchises" mall (put in a sign in Creeperville)<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: we're gonna give creeperville's minimap a name<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: Spaghetti Coaster<br />
ModernArt: xD<br />
SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
<br />
ModernArt: we have to go to [[Banana|banana]]<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: we have to route it via [[Banana|banana]]<br />
<br />
SoSo123: should i summon heaven<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: yas<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
SoSo123: naw<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: there's this disadvantage of having to merge<br />
SoSo123: *cough cough*<br />
SoSo123: newrail<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: shhhh<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: no one needs to remember that<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: once in frosty rivers<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: <s>which is oddly not my town</s><br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: what’s the status of my application to sn<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: i remember that<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: oh s-t i forgot about that soa lemme check<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: I'm adding <s>dildos</s> bulbous domes to all of Kota's buildings<br />
[Discord] Cact0: Kota will be entirely dicks<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: Soa you should start a heli subsidiary for mylesHeli<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: mylesHeliHeli<br />
<br />
*signs are required to be a B-road<br />
<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: Frosty, have Caretaker of your telephony spce?<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: lithium i'm not inactive why would i need a caretaker<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: if you're banned or inactivated<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: if you would check my will, you can see that i'm dumping it on heaven<br />
_HeavenAngel_: wait what xD<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
<br />
*If FliHigh has "Find the Red Plane", I have "Find the 20 warp plane on the runway"<br />
<br />
[Media] JM_IJsselwroomen: '''Expo 2019''' is now accessible via a warp from Central Park!<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: lies<br />
[Media] JM_IJsselwroomen: es verda, soa<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: no dutch in media<br />
[Media] JM_IJsselwroomen: :(<br />
<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: beijing time is the only real time<br />
SoaPuffball: dutch time?<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: dutch time?<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: OH<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: oh yeah i'm supposed to be dutch<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: ja ja<br />
<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: as a demigender transaromatic the correct way to express confusion is by using ¿ and ?<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: using only ? is a manifestation of your internal biases against people who walk upside down<br />
<br />
(soa is holding water over a farm of wheat)<br />
SoaPuffball: frosty may i right click<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: wat<br />
SoaPuffball: here<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: where are you<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: f*** you<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: no<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: f*** you<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: stop<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: no<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: pls no<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: have mercy plox<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: nao<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: how dare you give these crops an ample amount of water<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: what is a kirde bus<br />
London150: North Coast's transit<br />
London150: but a bus<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: which we try to resurrect 20 times a week<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: but we never get the initiative to<br />
London150: and never get done<br />
<br />
=={{u|Frozen|_frozen}}==<br />
* uhh<br />
* >.><br />
* _frozen wags my tongue as I shake my booty on the ball (Talking about Sam's Wrecking Ball reference with bspells)<br />
<br />
so its narrow yet wide<br />
that's what *she* said<br />
* im gonna continue the abusive relationship I have with my toilet<br />
(talking about 1.8 snapshots)<br />
frozen: if the derailments continue<br />
frozen: im gonna try to retexture carts into metro north livery<br />
Kitty: LOL<br />
<br />
(as a joke)<br />
frozen: were gonna abolish all bus warps at the next gsm<br />
Kitty: WHAT<br />
<br />
Tom_1227:Oh _Frozen. Angles' 162 game season starts tomorrow.<br />
_Frozen wets in anticipation<br />
<br />
*2dany2many5 plays dubstep* <br />
_frozen: So I went fishing yesterday<br />
Tarheelscouse: Oooh nice<br />
Tarheelscouse: Wait<br />
_frozen: I got a nice fish<br />
_frozen: then I dropped that bass :C<br />
<br />
<br />
*_frozen makes tar a logo on illustrator*<br />
tarheelscouse: I'm expecting great things, based on your other illustrator works :)<br />
*_frozen posts link*<br />
tarheelscouse: :DDDDDDDDDDDD<br />
tarheelscouse: Does that convey my happiness?<br />
frozen: No, but it does cause me concern for your obesity<br />
<br />
<br />
*Sigh I was sort hard on him, but this wasn't the first time<br />
<br />
it could be Kitty<br />
the 6687 type<br />
<br />
*_frozen: youre putting yourself in first class while the rest is in economy class?<br />
Max4344: Yup<br />
_frozen: evil bastard. I like you.<br />
<br />
RLCrafters: *thanks the lord there is a sane person on here*<br />
_frozen: who?<br />
_frozen: lets kill him<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: I wouldn't be a great mod<br />
[Mod] _frozen: neither would I<br />
[Mod] _frozen: oh wait<br />
* bestmate66 facepalms<br />
* _Ardy facebests<br />
[Mod] _frozen: you have to remember<br />
<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: Damn kitty still hasn't finished the armadillo line<br />
[Mod] _frozen: im afraid to ask what that is<br />
<br />
[Senator] autobus22: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch station<br />
[Member] Supykun: Oh no don't type that out it's like 47 words<br />
[Mod] _frozen: i m not going to type it out<br />
[Senator] autobus22: How does me prunounce such thing?<br />
[Mod] _frozen: what you do<br />
[Mod] _frozen: is take a full grown sheep<br />
[Mod] _frozen: try to swallow it<br />
[Mod] _frozen: and the noise you make is that<br />
<br />
0rocketscience0: Frozen? Could you please come back? ._.<br />
_frozen: no, we broke up, and thats final<br />
_frozen: you need to...<br />
_frozen: '''let it go'''<br />
<br />
*no, Al Gore is ugly but not enough to make me faint<br />
<br />
[Mod] _frozen: if spread out, AT-AT is the largest and spread out town<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: AT-AT?<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: where dat<br />
[Senator+] AP_Red: Acholowagon Tachasin<br />
[Mod] _frozen: ^<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: that's AT-TA<br />
[Mod] _frozen: i cant spell that<br />
[Mod] _frozen: so i say AT-AT<br />
<br />
bryce_am: frozen r u there?<br />
sesese9: hes' afk<br />
_frozen left the game<br />
<br />
I think I named my adopted retarded stepson right<br />
I called him Sum Ting Wong<br />
<br />
'''{{color|red|[Admin]}}''' {{color|grey|_frozen:}} lol<br />
'''{{color|yellow|_frozen joined the game}}'''<br />
'''{{color|red|[Admin]}}''' {{color|grey|_frozen:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|black|[Member]}}''' {{color|grey|Ben6331:}} what teh heck<br />
<br />
*doing a world edit for Steve_Bobs*<br />
_frozen: good luck<br />
_frozen: i hope it fits<br />
Diemundz: suggestive<br />
Steve_Bobs: rip<br />
TrainPro: 'i hope it fits'<br />
*after discovering that there was enough room*<br />
_frozen: lucky you<br />
TrainPro: lol<br />
Steve_Bobs: really fits XD<br />
<br />
(after returning after three years}<br />
MgWn: frozen?<br />
_frozen: not present, try again in 3 years<br />
<br />
=={{u|Frumple}}==<br />
* Don't listen to Broadcast. He lies.<br />
* Minecraft 1.5 please don't break anything kthxbye.<br />
* Guess what guys? It's time for a server restart!<br />
* Guys, I'm going to restart the server.<br />
* Iron everywhere!!!<br />
* All his base belong to taco. *To Chief*<br />
* I prefer the respectable term "transit enthusiast."<br />
* I have to count my tacos<br />
* That's why the server is a dictatorship, not a democracy.<br />
* It's like putting gold paint on a piggy.<br />
* Oh, hi there, backup!<br />
* saving server map to where? tacoland?<br />
* get out of my office :)<br />
* now it's my turn to facepalm<br />
* I'm preparing celebratory tacos<br />
* i got your yeamanator<br />
* Chief: Did you figure out who stole your tacos? - Frumple: Yea, it was Margaret Thatcher.<br />
* FIGHT!<br />
* Any singing will make the process of updating the server go slower.<br />
* Welcome to the guestpocalypse, Benie (Day 2 of updating to 1.5.2)<br />
* I love tacos | I mean the server | yum yum<br />
* Kablam, I don't control your dreams.<br />
* Keks: How do you get a bank account... By going to the bank perhaps? Frumple: No, you need to pray to the gods, sacrifice a cow, jump up and down 50 times, write an opera, take the bus down to Jones Beach, swim in the lake, and then a fish will bring you your bank card.<br />
* Just_robinho: Frumple quick question, when was the last time you were on green status? Frumple: a long time ago, in a faraway land, where dragons breathed fire and chief ate my tacos.<br />
cola: frum paul<br />
Benie: The whole "paul" thing, that you took several attempts to figure out his real name? I remember that.<br />
Frumple: Oh, we're guessing my real name again now huh?<br />
cola: yep back to that game<br />
Frumple: well<br />
*Frumple shocked colaja953*<br />
*Frumple's quote during meeting: "I'l show you where hump day is..."<br />
* Its not the best time to ask for a WE when the orange line just opened and a GSM is starting in less then a hour.....<br />
* Staff: 'Majority Rules' Frumple: 'Well, I rule.'<br />
<br />
colaja953: Oh Canada, y u you make others lag?<br />
Frumple: because you stole our maple syrup!<br />
<br />
(talking about the secret mod,later revealed to be mfish)<br />
Ardy: tell us who is he,frumpheil<br />
frumple: nein<br />
<br />
(In mumble after Jph got mod)<br />
Kitty: Hey Jp can I have a dirt block world edited into a grass block?<br />
Frumple: Yeah if it takes less than five minutes we don't grant world edits.<br />
Jph: Did it Kitty.<br />
Frumple: Dammit.<br />
<br />
Frumple has banned eristheeagle - "You're the weakest link, goodbye."<br />
<br />
[Broadcast]: Large W/E Incoming @ A12<br />
Frumple is no longer AFK<br />
[Broadcast]: W/E cancelled<br />
<br />
Frumple: I'm a Sheriff by day...<br />
Frumple: Shadowmaster by night...<br />
Italadz57: And a taco at dawn and dusk.<br />
tarheelscouse: Frumple's a weretaco o.O<br />
<br />
(when Frumple is on the server console)<br />
Kittycat11231: server what is the answer to life?<br />
[Server] taco<br />
Kittycat11231: server what is the answer to death?<br />
[Server] not taco<br />
<br />
* Player Frumple banned Sexuality for "Spamming server with guest accounts".<br />
<br />
*Frumple is no longer afk*<br />
Erty: Frumple is on!<br />
Frumple: OMG where?<br />
Frumple: Where's Frumple?<br />
<br />
*Frumple has joined the game*<br />
Frumple: hi all just on to do a quick ban<br />
*Frumple has banned [Guest]*<br />
*Frumple has left the game*<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: back, and before y'all do it, no need to spam chat with 'wb' :P<br />
[Owner] Frumple: WB<br />
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: dang trolls<br />
<br />
[Mayor] sesese9: may bacon shine forever<br />
[Mod] hntredtie: sese, don't mention bacon around Frumple.. Only mention tacos<br />
[Owner] Frumple: I like bacon also but i haven't had some in a while<br />
[Mayor] TonyTajiri: xD<br />
[Owner] Frumple: I want to try bacon on a taco though....<br />
<br />
[Keks] He's beating me, HALP!<br />
-Frumple Joins-<br />
[Frumple] Beatings will continue until morale improves<br />
<br />
x Frumple is now AFK<br />
Member: shall we box Frumple again?<br />
*after some digging*<br />
Frumple fell out of the world<br />
<br />
Frumple: s ?<br />
Frumple: oops<br />
*everyone goes "s ?"*<br />
<br />
*[Owner] Frumple: I AM NOT HERE<br />
<br />
Frumple: You know, I'm surprised no one's tried holding a griefing competition on the server<br />
Frumple: like make a fancy build, then see who can destroy it by hand the fastest<br />
mine_man_: ok, what have you been taking frumple to suggest a griefing contest<br />
<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: frumple I have a small question<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: lol small<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: s ?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: ...<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: s .<br />
(Frumple shocks Ardy)<br />
<br />
*im lazy<br />
*not worth talking about it now<br />
*hell of it<br />
*its not very well designed<br />
*yelling at me for being away<br />
*what do you mean by demolished<br />
*robin's still working on the eastern linnnnnnnnnnnne<br />
*you're gonna start stalking me<br />
*you've all ruined my vacation<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Comet]}}''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} Frumple can I please have a list of the Christmas ranks?<br />
'''{{color|grey|[Snowflake]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''[Elf]''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|cyan|[Dasher]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|darkcyan|[Dancer]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|royalblue|[Prancer]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Vixen]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|green|[Comet]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|lime|[Cupid]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|gold|[Donner]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|orange|[Blitzen]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|red|[Rudolph]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|darkred|[Santa]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
<br />
*Frumple: if there is ever a rebellion on this server ill just shut it down.<br />
*Kastle: No, you should instead install a plugin that slowly erodes the side of the world<br />
*Frumple: Nah, too much work.<br />
<br />
cardinalland: noooo Frumple left<br />
Frumple: I know<br />
<br />
tell Cliotey Hello Cliotey<br />
oops<br />
<br />
FredTheTimeLord: I hope frumple doesn't ask where his pants went<br />
Sweetboy13735: o_o<br />
Frumple: I don't wear pants<br />
<br />
Camelfantasy: He's been pretty inactive<br />
{{color|gold|Frumple joined the game}}<br />
<br />
TheFlash966: what is "hief"<br />
Frumple: invisible chief<br />
Frumple: because you can't "c" him<br />
<br />
''on Discord''<br />
camelfantasy: well<br />
camelfantasy: frumple confirmed that monsieurkeks was in fact the admin candidate that denied the position<br />
Frumple: @camelfantasy since you like parroting juicy news bits of what I say in-game, you should start a tabloid on the server<br />
Bromley: he also parroted a bunch of stuff that was supposed to be between me and him :V<br />
Frumple: camel is a parrot, confirmed<br />
camelfantasy: ''changes name to parrotfantasy''<br />
<br />
Frumple: sigh<br />
Frumple: it's weird to approve a plane crash<br />
Tom_Pairs: flight 193 your approve to crash<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Look on the bright side, they don't have that in real life<br />
MikeRoma: Maintain 10f until established on localizer. After, proceed to crash.<br />
FredTheTimeLord: "Dang it, they didn't approve us water landing in the hudson. Now we have to crash somewhere else."<br />
<br />
Frumple: Guest, do you understand how private messages work?<br />
Frumple: You can do /tell <person> <message> to send a PM<br />
megascatterbomb: and /r to reply to the last PM<br />
'''Later...'''<br />
Frumple: Guest?<br />
Frumple: Ok, right now you're sending messages in main chat<br />
Frumple: But I need to tell you something in private chat<br />
Guest: how do i get to privat chat<br />
Frumple: Do /tell Frumple <message><br />
Frumple: where <message> is what you want to say<br />
Guest: am i on private chat now<br />
Frumple: No<br />
Frumple: You have to do the /tell command<br />
megascatterbomb: no it only applies to the msg you do /tell on<br />
Frumple: Guest, you're just doing /tell by itself<br />
Frumple: that's not going to work<br />
Frumple: You have to follow it with the player's name<br />
'''A couple seconds pass'''<br />
Frumple: Ok, you got hte player's name.<br />
Guest: is this working<br />
Frumple: now follow it with a message<br />
'''A couple seconds more pass'''<br />
Frumple: Guest, just do /r <message> instead<br />
Frumple: I just send you a PM<br />
'''Later'''<br />
Frumple: Ok, private message crisis resolved.<br />
MikeRoma: Essential commands ''with Frumple''<br />
<br />
*Thanks for the card, it probably won't fit in my wallet. (in his opening in-game gifts stream)<br />
<br />
[Guest] Frumple can I have a free ban?<br />
[Governor] Camelfantasy: wat<br />
[Governor] time2makemymove: Social we're busy<br />
[Owner] Frumple: Why do you want to be banned?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: And yes I'm busy<br />
[Guest] I just want banned tbh<br />
[Owner] Frumple: How about you just leave?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: and save us all the trouble<br />
[Guest] Okay :D<br />
[Mayor+] Conric005: dont do a soso<br />
Guest leaves the server<br />
[Councillor] Aldranster50: ok<br />
[Owner] Frumple: what a twat<br />
[Member] Lazy_Chaos: bye<br />
[Owner] Frumple: anyway<br />
[Governor] time2makemymove: lmao<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: oof<br />
[Senator] _Mossie: lol<br />
[Mayor+] Conric005: gg<br />
[Mayor+] jamess__: lol<br />
[Mayor] LondonReindeer: oof<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: f<br />
1 member banning later...<br />
[Owner] Frumple: You know what<br />
[Mayor] LondonReindeer: ?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: I feel like doing this<br />
[Mayor+] Conric005: ?<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: ?<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: ban?<br />
[Councillor] Aldranster50?<br />
[Mayor+] Conric005: question mark?<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: s ?<br />
Play Frumple banned [Guest] for: Obnoxious behavior<br />
[Govenor] camelfantasy: oof<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: F<br />
[Senator+] time2makemymove: F<br />
[Mayor] CaptainObi: oof<br />
[Mayor] Conric005: lol<br />
[Mayor] Conric005: F<br />
<br />
*Hightech and London discuss Frumple saying 'hi' on all ranks as written above*<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Cookie]'''}} LondonReindeer: best one is when Frumple said hi on all the christmas ranks<br />
{{color|gray|'''[Chestnut]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
'''[Frosting]''' Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|lightblue|'''[Eggnog]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Peppermint]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|royalblue|'''[Pudding]'''}} Frumple: hola<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Cookie]'''}} Frumple: bonjour<br />
{{color|green|'''[Gingerbread]'''}} Frumple: konnichiwa<br />
{{color|lightgreen|'''[Fruitcake]'''}} Frumple: nihao<br />
{{color|yellow|'''[Apple Cider]'''}} Frumple: hullo<br />
{{color|orange|'''[Pecan Pie]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|orange|'''[Pumpkin Pie]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|red|'''[Candy Cane]'''}} Frumple: blame chief<br />
{{color|darkred|'''[Mulled Wine]'''}} Frumple: phew<br />
{{color|green|'''[Gingerbread+]'''}} Hightech_TR: oh no<br />
<br />
*please buy lotto tickets so I can win again<br />
<br />
{{color|royalblue|'''[Councillor]'''}} willowars: Fample<br />
{{color|darkred|'''[Owner]'''}} Frumple: I'm not your fam dude<br />
{{color|yellow|'''[Premier]'''}} LDShadowLord: I'm not your dude, buddy<br />
{{color|darkred|'''[Owner]'''}} Frumple: I'm not your buddy, pal<br />
{{color|yellow|'''[Premier]'''}} LDShadowLord: I'm not your pal, guy<br />
{{color|darkred|'''[Owner]'''}} Frumple: I'm not your guy, girl<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} lfpp003: Im not your guy fam<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} GingerbreadPueff: im not your dude, fam.<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: I'm in a zoo, cuz that's where kiwis are kept<br />
Vulpicula: you keep fruit in a zoo?<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: No we keep animals in a zoo<br />
Vulpicula: Australia is strange.<br />
Frumple: I buy kiwis from the grocery store and eat them<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: :o<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: cannibalism<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Frumple how could you<br />
brombrombromley: can't believe you're just eating kiwirainbow with<br />
Frumple: yum yum<br />
Starcubed: kiwi rainbow<br />
Starcubed: havent heard that name in yers<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Frumple gonna hunt down the kiwis<br />
Frumple: they are an excellent source of vitamins<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: (link to the graph of time hvt spent on the server against number of issues)<br />
Frumple: This graph lacks units<br />
Frumple: 2/10<br />
Echohue: It's in units of hvt<br />
SoaPuffball: issues per day / hvt activity<br />
Frumple: issues is fine<br />
Frumple: however, hvt activity?<br />
SoaPuffball: in seconds<br />
Frumple: is that in hours, minutes, bbois?<br />
<br />
harbster: frumple can you endorse speedy bois as the superior horse<br />
Frumple: sorry no<br />
Frumple: I endorse astroslurp as the official drink, and look what happened<br />
Echohue: nah, conric is the official drink<br />
<br />
[P4] dragonbloon419: The Frumpe Meditation Channel<br />
[P4] Frumple: prepare for some meditative chanting...<br />
[P4] Frumple: YEARRGHTASDF<br />
<br />
*You could say Protocol didn’t have a protocol.<br />
*I am left shark<br />
*who hast mentioned the "E" word?!<br />
*"I'm sorry, all admods are currently busy saving the world from facism/marching the world towards facism."<br />
*Can I vote "better server performance" as the next biome?<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Someone sneezed from across the road holy h*** they sneeze loudly<br />
Frumple: ACHOOGRFF<br />
<br />
== GeneralJaybird ==<br />
<br />
GeneralJaybird: DO NOT EXCESSIVELY ARGUE,,,,,<br />
GeneralJaybird: SWEAR!!!!<br />
GeneralJaybird: OR.......<br />
KittyCat11231: use caps<br />
GeneralJaybird: USE cApS IN PUBLIK!!!<br />
<br />
=={{u|godzilltrain}}==<br />
* *Insert random song here* *godzilltrain was moved to Random Musical Interludes by *Insert staff member here**<br />
* Hey Cheif<br />
* *godzilltrain was shocked by chiefbozx*<br />
* Damn it Yoshi!<br />
* Yes, Mister Benie.<br />
* Robin, go move to Jamaica<br />
* Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! (Going with the red alert system in Atlantis)<br />
* Yes, Kiss the bat inside you Magpie<br />
* Oh Mighty Thor smite this lag! Thanks :D<br />
* An earthquake is just the earth's backup system<br />
* Benie, can you please fix your road, there's a missing chunk. Ohh, server crash.<br />
* Well Benie must be dead, he would have moved me to random musical interludes by now<br />
* Can you do me a favor and not die until I get to London? (to Just_robinho)<br />
* Benie, I'm driving on the wrong side of the road!<br />
* Chief is... the wizard of boz! (x)<br />
* Cardinals are racist, why do you have to be catholic to become pope?<br />
* Damnit!<br />
* Queee.<br />
* On the dynmap, you look like a flying fish tank.<br />
godzilltrain quit the game<br />
godzilltrain joined the game<br />
<br />
godzilltrain joined the game<br />
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: hey all<br />
DCampite: recongrats godz<br />
Godz:re-thanks DCampite:)<br />
<br />
godzilltrain: music, how much do you charge for a music's gems?<br />
ArdyArd: a whopping 30$<br />
Music3_0: soon to be $50 after Jan 1<br />
godzilltrain: I asked music, for all you know he's gonna give me a mates rate :P<br />
Music3_0: Mates are charged $80<br />
godzilltrain: pre-xmas discount?<br />
Music3_0: $79.99<br />
<br />
* This just happened... (no mods) http://imgur.com/CD70k0s<br />
<br />
*get discon-rekt (when someone leaves)<br />
<br />
godzilltrain: grass<br />
godzilltrain: why the hell did I say that<br />
godzilltrain: I meant to type it in inventory search<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: [[Funny Quotes#Narnia17|"i fish mods for a business" "i send people to spawn for a business"]]<br />
SoaPuffball died<br />
godzilltrain: I'm just an executioner<br />
SoaPuffball: wut<br />
godzilltrain: you fish mods, i execute<br />
godzilltrain: the circle of life, isn't that beautiful<br />
<br />
godzilltrain: everything is an elytra playground if you're good enough<br />
<br />
godzilltrain joined the game.<br />
IcedPuffball: hi godzy<br />
IcedPuffball: godzpeed<br />
godzilltrain: surprisingly I don't think I've heard that one befeore<br />
godzilltrain: before*<br />
godzilltrain: though I would like to deny all knowledge of urination<br />
IcedPuffball: wat<br />
IcedPuffball: i'd say "godspeed" = "godzpeed"<br />
godzilltrain: I got that IcedPuffball<br />
godzilltrain: but it also looks like godz-peed<br />
<br />
=={{u|gogojakeo}}==<br />
* All hail the Glow Cloud<br />
<br />
Someone: There's someone in my window...<br />
Gogo: Is it the faceless old woman?<br />
<br />
Gogo: All Hail The Glow Cloud<br />
Tar: I worry about you sometimes...<br />
<br />
<br />
* gogojakeo: I have only been shocked once <br /> chiefbozx shocked gogojakeo <br /> gogojakeo: twice...<br />
* MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!<br />
* gogojakeo moved to "I'm waiting for a game with Nicki MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!" (in Mumble)<br />
[Guest]: my horse!<br />
gogojakeo: "My horse, my horse, my kingdom for a horse" - Richard III (by William Shakespeare)<br />
* Did [[user:hawksfan1010|Hawks]] get his chicken bake?<br />
Just_Robinho joined the game<br />
gogojakeo: wb robin<br />
kekkomatic: hey rob<br />
Just_Robinho: meow<br />
gogojakeo: surley, of all animals, a bird would NOT want to be a cat...<br />
Just_Robinho: I do<br />
megascatterbomb: meh<br />
gogojakeo: Just_Robinho_In_A_Cat's_Stomach<br />
Just_Robinho: O.O<br />
kekkomatic: that got dark quickly<br />
Just_Robinho: ^<br />
megascatterbomb: ^<br />
gogojakeo: :)<br />
<br />
*warp Derry (messing up a command)<br />
<br />
_frozen: after this tunnel<br />
_frozen: im gonna call it a night<br />
gogojkeo: but its 10am!<br />
_frozen: its 250!<br />
gogojakeo: for you maybe...<br />
<br />
(in mumble)<br />
LDShadowLord: We're gonna be all Big Brother on them<br />
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!<br />
LDShadowLord: gogo, leave poor George Orwell alone<br />
<br />
*(When there is a lag spike) It's cola with his australian ping!<br />
<br />
wily: Can anyone explain how momentum works on rail<br />
gogo: sigh<br />
gogo: it keeps its momentum<br />
gogo: and keeps moving<br />
gogo: in layman's terms: Push makes go<br />
jak: lol<br />
wily: ok...<br />
<br />
jak: Gogo: call me maybe<br />
gogo: but i didnt just meet you<br />
gogo: I met you about 5 months ago<br />
<br />
gogo: I have a pickup line<br />
tar: yeah?<br />
gogo: Are you from tennesee?<br />
tar: so OLD<br />
tar: NO<br />
tar: WHY<br />
tar: ive got a better one<br />
gogo: Because you're just as slutty as Miley Cyrus<br />
tar: O.o<br />
<br />
gogo warps to thomasfyfe<br />
gogo: we at bus station?<br />
thomas: yeah<br />
gogo: kthx<br />
thomas: Refurbishments going on<br />
gogo: ooooh, are you adding a beverage store?<br />
thomas: refurbish, not refresh :P<br />
gogo: :P<br />
<br />
kittycat11231: i'm working on lammapolis, a territory of the city of Kitania<br />
gogo: O.O<br />
gogo: can i help?<br />
gogo: llamas are my must<br />
gogo: and my passion<br />
(Several Weeks Later)<br />
*Gogojakeo has been issued a warning: Pixel Art -colaja953<br />
gogo: scince when did they ANNOUNCE it!<br />
frozen: Since the new plugin<br />
kitty: what was the pixel art?<br />
gogo: YOUR LLAMA<br />
kitty: YOU GOT WARNED FOR THAT???<br />
gogo: YES<br />
kitty *faceknife<br />
<br />
gogo: I'm gonna do some tunneling<br />
gogo: but first<br />
gogo: let me take a SLFIE<br />
gogo: *SELFIE*<br />
<br />
someone says something about extrememe CCTV or something like that<br />
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: Leave George Orwell alone!<br />
<br />
Frumple: Can I have you're Attention<br />
Gogo: Gives Frumple his full Atten- Ooh Squirrel<br />
Gogojakeo was shocked by Chiefbozx<br />
(Unfortunately, Frumple went on to announce Yoshi's demotion)<br />
<br />
(Talking to tarheel about playing the recorder)<br />
Gogo: I think you underestimated my blowing abilities<br />
Gogo: *overestimated*<br />
Tar: *SUGGESTIVE*<br />
Gogo: ikr<br />
<br />
* In mumble: /me needs to watch more of TAR<br />
<br />
jph and tell skip gogo's french song on the radio<br />
gogo: You philistines!<br />
<br />
LDShadowLord: I hate children<br />
LDShadowLord: So much<br />
Fiork18: I am a children<br />
<br />
=={{u|Littlegopher1|Gopher}}==<br />
*What's the MRT again?<br />
*Why is everyone acting so stupid?-*Shocked by Chiefbozx*<br />
*Kelp! *Kelp *Kelp FAIL X2<br />
*Does anyone want to help me drop a nuke in Spawn Station?<br />
*TIHEHE :D XD<br />
*Can't wait till I'm trusted, one more step till /shock chiefbozx. But until then... *''/shock littlegopher1''*<br />
*Sorry, was busy for a sex (meant to say sec)<br />
MC_Protocol: The indians have claimed that area. (Tom_Paris is in the channel)<br />
littlegopher1: You know that Tom_Paris is Native American? (Tom_Paris left the channel)<br />
MC_Protocol: Oh sh**<br />
*Tom_Pairs joins the channel*<br />
MC_Protocol: Sorry about before, Tom.<br />
Tom_Paris: What are you talking about?<br />
MC_Protocol: The thing I said about Indians and since you are native american...<br />
Tom_Paris: I'm not native american!<br />
Everyone: *Laughs*<br />
* The Swirly Chair Incident:<br />
* LOUD CRASHING NOISE *<br />
Chief: Did you just fall over out of your swirly chair?<br />
Gopher: Nope. This is me falling over.<br />
* LOUD CRASHING NOISE *<br />
*I don't know what toast is...<br />
*In Mumble:<br />
Enjineer: Gopher I bet you have like 17 chauffeurs to take care of you.<br />
Gopher: Well not like 17...<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|MishkaMan:}} wait what is going on?<br />
'''''At same exact second'''''<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} nothing much mike<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|grey|Gopher:}} nothing much mike<br />
<br />
== Halfy_Crafty ==<br />
<br />
Halfy_Crafty: ok {{u|CyAmethyst|cya}} i furnished it the way i like<br />
CyAmethyst: ty<br />
SoaPuffball: bai halfy<br />
Halfy_Crafty: lel<br />
<br />
=={{u|hawksfan1010}}==<br />
* No!! .. NOO!!!!<br />
* [Mod name here], I swear to god...<br />
* Oh NO HE DIDN'T!! (during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)<br />
* Benie, your face is so creepy! (when Benie has his Enderdragon skin)<br />
* Hey, Benie. | Benie: What? | Sausages and Doughnuts! (the inside joke in Mumble)<br />
* Hey, Benie. We're having fun dying!<br />
* *pulls out whip*. Bad yoshi, bad yoshi, bad yoshi!!!<br />
* Don't you do it!!<br />
* Bad [Mod name here]!<br />
* Son of a crap!<br />
* Yoshi, your face is in a sign<br />
* HOLY S**T MY FEET ARE BURNING<br />
* *Katy Perry comes on in Pandora* *Dislike* | *Get Lucky comes on Pandora* *Like*<br />
* I'll speak, but you have to put a shirt on<br />
* Just finished my meth lab<br />
* i'm PREGNANT<br />
Hawks: B-B-B-B-Bangerz!!!<br />
Music3_0: my name is Plum!<br />
Benie: No!!<br />
Hawks: XD<br />
* im in a serious relationship with chief<br />
*(Said with mouth full) Cornbread, I love you!<br />
<br />
== {{u|HeavenAngel|_HeavenAngel_}} ==<br />
* "What rank is he?" "I think dark blue"<br />
* oppps caps<br />
<br />
Lolmanmanlol: My elevator broke again<br />
HeavenAngel: They have an expiry date shorter than a fish<br />
Ardy: Why are you offending Mfish125?<br />
<br />
*nktrain: now my cat is sitting at the edge of my bed purring<br />
*_HeavenAngel_: kitty is in your house nk?<br />
*nktrain: lol.<br />
<br />
camelfantasy: *has secret passage*<br />
camelfantasy: LOL i went right through the passage without narnia noticing<br />
_HeavenAngel_: camel went into narnia without narnia<br />
Narnia17: xD<br />
camelfantasy: xD<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_: So where are you from steppy?<br />
Seastep: Sorry, I may be afk sometimes<br />
Seastep: So nationality?<br />
*lengthy discussion about the definition of 'nationality'*<br />
Seastep: So my MRT home town is Aviation<br />
Seastep: It is on the NE16 station in the northeastern part of the map<br />
Seastep: It is two stops away from Titsensaki (NE18), the eastern terminus of the Northern Line.<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
Seastep: Do I get a cookie for that?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: only crumbs<br />
_HeavenAngel_: 1/10<br />
Seastep: xD<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_: Anyone can help me with me canal?<br />
godzilltrain volunteers Narnia<br />
Narnia17 volunteers godz<br />
_HeavenAngel_: I accept both your sacrifices<br />
Narnia17 left the game<br />
godzilltrain left the game<br />
AP_Red died<br />
<br />
Nainzboy: how do i take a screenshot<br />
_HeavenAngel_: altf4<br />
tomtomy8: f2<br />
*Nainzboy left the game*<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
<br />
Hightech_TR: what should i call my spleef arena i might build<br />
_HeavenAngel: call it deport soso<br />
Hightech_TR: erm<br />
Hightech_TR: no<br />
SoaPuffball: [Member]: ... ; _HeavenAngel_: pls stop with deport soso<br />
_HeavenAngel_: nao soso must be deported<br />
SoSo123 joined the game.<br />
_HeavenAngel_: speak of the soso<br />
SoaPuffball: #DontDeportSoso<br />
_HeavenAngel_: depooooooooort<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: is anyone here using mods?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ye im using narnia<br />
Narnia17: ?<br />
Narnia17: wat<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: *tpa's back to quiris<br />
_HeavenAngel_: welcome to china<br />
<br />
omg<br />
the srver restarted as i cut my selection<br />
rip selection<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: heav: i already asked castle about this but may i build a gliderport in cc or does it require gsm approval?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ummm<br />
_HeavenAngel_: im not sure about the cc part<br />
_HeavenAngel_: and im not sure about the lgiderport part<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
_HeavenAngel_: best mod 2k18<br />
<br />
Tymek_T: _HeavanAngel_<br />
Tymek_T: can I get a w/e<br />
_HeavenAngel_: I will do one for you if you can quantify your w/e selection using only numbers and food.<br />
Tymek_T: ...<br />
Tymek_T: please<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: i move to pipie it up in the UC<br />
SilverBubble: and do lit kick dancing<br />
_HeavenAngel_: does kick dancing involve a lot of /kicks<br />
Ardlyn: ye<br />
SoaPuffball: yes<br />
SilverBubble: no<br />
<br />
Ardlyn: i wish i could just restart armada<br />
Ardlyn: how does that work<br />
_HeavenAngel_: have you tried restarting your computer?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: i hear it helps<br />
Ardlyn left the game<br />
_HeavenAngel: rip<br />
...<br />
Ardlyn joined the game<br />
Ardlyn: nope<br />
Ardlyn: still there<br />
_HeavenAngel_: is armada restarted?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: rip<br />
Kel5: t_t<br />
SoaPuffball: did you actually restart your computer<br />
Ardlyn: what do you think<br />
SoaPuffball: yes<br />
Ardlyn: welp<br />
SoaPuffball: if so then u nub<br />
_HeavenAngel_: xD<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: godz can you pls taxi me to spawn<br />
SoaPuffball: or heaven<br />
_HeavenAngel_: nani<br />
_HeavenAngel_: don't you have /spawn<br />
Ardlyn: but he's a snowflake<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ah<br />
*Soa is warped to spawn*<br />
SoaPuffball: thanks<br />
_HeavenAngel_: soapflake<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: how do i deport soso<br />
_HeavenAngel_: good qn<br />
_HeavenAngel_: first you take the soso and bring it to the deportation center<br />
_HeavenAngel_: then you give the soso a big kick<br />
_HeavenAngel_: and voila<br />
SoaPuffball: nice<br />
<br />
(MojangChan is randomly flipping a door on top of a monorail track)<br />
_HeavenAngel_: moj.exe has stopped working<br />
_HeavenAngel_: this derpy moj is trying to depreciate a door in 1 day<br />
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_HeavenAngel_ joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi heav<br />
_HeavenAngel_: hi<br />
sesese9 joined the game.<br />
sesese9: ohai all<br />
SoaPuffball: hi see<br />
_HeavenAngel_: mod train~ choo choo<br />
sesese9: whoot woo<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_: this is called the taco lottery<br />
_HeavenAngel_: to fund frumples tacos<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: the expressway entrance is still 2.6km away<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: f***<br />
SoaPuffball: are you in a car<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: yeah<br />
SoaPuffball: please don't tell me you're driving<br />
_HeavenAngel_: frosty is the car<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: thank god i'm not<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: yesyes<br />
<br />
== {{u|Hightech_TR}} ==<br />
*Hightech_TR is no longer AFK.<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: guys dont afk box me<br />
*Hightech_TR is now AFK.<br />
*1800-Cort-esi<br />
*thx for crashing my game with your un-knowledge<br />
*Wheres backup when you need it?!?<br />
*Is this some kind of sorcery?<br />
*i think darmok is the secret robotic second owner of the server<br />
*i cant drive a boat in the lagpocalypse<br />
*chief, if youre there, please say 123<br />
*Theres raw meat on the ground!<br />
*I'm sorry, MRT logo, I had to<br />
*Getting knocked in the head by an acacia tree<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} KittyCat11231: Anyone want a hug for $5000?<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: um<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: not enough money, sorry<br />
*KittyCat11231 runs '''/balance Hightech_TR'''*<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} KittyCat11231: Anyone want a hug for $229.30?<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: you sneaky little thing<br />
<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: i heard a joke on the radio<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: what do you say when a man falls overboard?<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} Aliksong: no idea<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: 'Man overboard!'<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: what do you say when a woman falls overboard?<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: 'Full speed ahead!'<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} Aliksong: lol<br />
<br />
((when Hightech_TR got promoted to {{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} and didn't notice))<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: I don't know when my Trustee endorsements are valid yet, nor do i want to ask<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} CaptainChimpy: Hightech_TR loool!<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: wuuuuuut?<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} CaptainChimpy: a little hightech told me his tag just got bluer<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: oh<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: wow<br />
<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} _SkyBlaze: F3+A is failing ;-;<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} KittyCat11231: youre supposed to do alt+f4<br />
*Hightech_TR tries it out and closes Minecraft*<br />
{{color|yellow|'''Hightech_TR joined the game'''}}<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: kitty you devil...<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: wwwwhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeee!!1<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR fell from a high place<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} TonyTajiri: derp<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: ooww..that hurt<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Ardyan: derpy derpy derp<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} TonyTajiri: rip in small<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Ardyan: xD<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: where teh derps<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: i dont underst...OH GOD THE DERPS<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} TonyTajiri: lol<br />
<br />
{{color|yellow|Supykun joined the game}}<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: hey<br />
{{color|yellow|Supykun left the game.}}<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: bye<br />
<br />
{{color|yellow|CaNJaK_TR joined the game}}<br />
* Hightech_TR is no longer AFK.<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: er<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} allifarki: wb<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: who just named a TR after his name<br />
(In Turkish)<br />
'''[Guest]''' CaNJaK_TR: sa (Hey)<br />
'''[Guest]''' CaNJaK_TR: ben (I did)<br />
'''[Guest]''' CaNJaK_TR: :D (:D)<br />
<br />
*SoaPuffball renames a cow under the Freddy's Pizzeria of Eastwood "Don't help me! I'm stuck.". Weeks later, Hightech_TR and ModernArt, also with SoaPuffball find that cow.<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} Hightech_TR: oh god not again<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} Hightech_TR: mr cow youve been everythere<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} Hightech_TR: now youre stuck under the floor of the fnaf building<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} ModernArt: lol<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} Hightech_TR: err<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} ModernArt: soso renamed him<br />
<br />
*I hate it when /ark doesn't work...*/afk<br />
<br />
*hand on, let me sue the restroom first...use*<br />
<br />
{{color|yellow|'''VerificationCode joined the game'''}}<br />
*a while later*<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: is that my verification code to the secret service<br />
{{color|royalblue|'''[Councillor]'''}} London150: lol<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Frosty_Creeper10: xD<br />
{{color|gray|'''[Guest]'''}} VerificationCode: yes it is<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Frosty_Creeper10: oh my<br />
{{color|gray|'''[Guest]'''}} VerificationCode: access granted<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: hooray<br />
<br />
*{{color|red|'''the dreaded water maze'''}} (not a quote in itself but it is a phrase he uses to refer to the Water Ways in the Halua Island 2017 Adventure Map)<br />
<br />
== {{u|Hntredtie|_hnt}} ==<br />
*One sec, like literally 20 secs<br />
<br />
*Joking About a Rebellion*<br />
hnt: I nominate Frumple to be banned!<br />
*hntredtie Hast Been Smitten!*<br />
*Frumple Joined the Game*<br />
hnt: ohai Frumple...<br />
Frumple: Hey...<br />
*Pardon my language, but this is...<br />
<br />
*server lagging*<br />
hnt: Probably because of my lag machine.<br />
hnt (later): jk jk jk :P<br />
<br />
*camelfantasy has joined the game*<br />
hnt: Hell<br />
hnt: *hello<br />
kiwirainbow: Wow hnt xd<br />
hnt: Hell(o)<br />
<br />
hnt: So many Senators online... :P<br />
hnt: Who to kick first >:D<br />
hnt: jk jk jk<br />
<br />
hnt: is that god, Chief? (meant good)<br />
godzilltrain joined the game<br />
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*{{color|orange|[{{color|red|_hnt}} -> {{color|red|me}}]}} SLURP SLURP SLURP MUST HAVE AIRPORT SLURP<br />
<br />
== hvt2011 ==<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
* hvt2011 connected using a mobile device using minechat.<br />
SoaPuffball: "connected using a mobile device..."<br />
SoaPuffball: nuuuu<br />
hvt2011: please hold<br />
hvt2011 left the game.<br />
later...<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
*hvt2011 should be sleeping right now but isn`t and has connected using an Apple TV using minechat.<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: what is this "thunder" you speak of?<br />
hvt2011: a loud rumbling or crashing noise heard after a lightning flash due to the expansion of rapidly heating air.<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
hvt2011: :P<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: may i see all of your warps?<br />
SoaPuffball: homes*<br />
hvt2011: check discord<br />
hvt2011: i sent a screw<br />
hvt2011: dm*<br />
<br />
(randomly, HVT is /v'd)<br />
hvt2011: BOB THE BUILDER<br />
hvt2011: oops<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: lemme try again<br />
SoaPuffball: is paixton terrible?<br />
SoaPuffball: a) no c) not<br />
hvt2011: denided<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
<br />
~Vulpicula: Fox Inbound<br />
SoaPuffball: hi<br />
~hvt2011: hvt2011 train now arriving, platform 2<br />
<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
time2makemymove: hvt?<br />
hvt2011: wat<br />
time2makemymove: v e n c e s l o B l u R a i l ?<br />
hvt2011 left the game.<br />
<br />
*tBlueBijke<br />
<br />
hvt2011: t//replace !169 86%155,1%251:1,1%251:2,1%251:3,1%251:4,1%251:5,1%251:6,1%251:7,1%251:8,1%251:9,1%251:10,1%251:11,1%251:12,1%251:13,1%251:14<br />
hvt2011: t//replace !169 86%155,1%251:1,1%251:2,1%251:3,1%251:4,1%251:5,1%251:6,1%251:7,1%251:8,1%251:9,1%251:10,1%251:11,1%251:12,1%251:13,1%251:14<br />
MIKE24DUDE: ummm<br />
hvt2011L: omg<br />
willowars: aaaahhahaha gg<br />
nktrain: umm<br />
megascatterbomb: you idiot<br />
Conric005: spam<br />
<br />
(Conric is making the 79th [[AstroSlurp]])<br />
Conric005: who wants to help me for 5$<br />
hvt2011: who wants $5<br />
megascatterbomb: me<br />
KittyCat11231: me<br />
CodyHM: me<br />
hvt2011: ok<br />
hvt2011: over<br />
Conric005: -.-<br />
<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
hvt2011: hi<br />
hvt2011: only on for a moment<br />
woorich999 died<br />
hvt2011: ok bye<br />
hvt2011 left the game.<br />
<br />
*{{color|black|'''hi this is some hard to read text if you're in a dark place'''}}<br />
<br />
[Discord] hvt2011: DDR has arrived on american soil<br />
[Discord] hvt2011: >no premium play<br />
>most features locked<br />
>thanks konami f*** you too<br />
<br />
*i love fried kids from kfc<br />
=={{u|ICTman1076}}==<br />
* You offended my pet gravel :(<br />
<br />
== imperial_block ==<br />
<br />
imperial_block: who built this station?<br />
_XtremeCoder: not sure<br />
imperial_block: maybe Godz<br />
_XtremeCoder: I think Godz<br />
imperial_block: its god'z typical error, I think<br />
== italadz57 ==<br />
<br />
missitaladz57: mary had a little...<br />
italadz57 joined the game<br />
italadz57: lamb!!<br />
<br />
== {{u|JamesGaming}} ==<br />
*Chiefbox<br />
<br />
Im going to get yoshi to make a maze<br />
OUT OF BARRIERS<br />
<br />
JamesGaming: Achsomething takahowdoyoupronounceit<br />
[Member]: lol when you don't know how to spell it<br />
<br />
==[[user:Johngi|Johngi]]==<br />
wtew left the game <br><br />
Johngi: I think he left<br />
<br />
I am trying to edit a wiki (Funny quotes) page, but I can't, because of the lag caused by grammarly checking the entire page for what is now 529 errors.<br />
<br />
If you were to attack america, you would have to do it at night, so they would have less the fence (defence)<br />
<br />
FooteChicken: bacc <br><br />
Johngi: welcome bacc <br><br />
Johngi: '''''AAAH! It's spreading! What do we do!'''<br />
<br />
(About kev's plane)<br><br />
[Eggnog]Johngi: other than the fact it will never fly, nice plane!<br />
<br />
Johngi: ooh a ravine<br />
Johngi: "speeeeed 1"<br />
<br />
== {{u|TechnologyPro|JohnNotTech}} ==<br />
<br />
Spencer407 (Soleurs): I'm going to make this horrible.<br />
TechnologyPro: That's the spirit! :D<br />
<br />
* I might be a little biased, but you should use ''[Insert Frontier Product Here]''.<br />
<br />
* HAWKSIE! I need to stop doing that.<br />
<br />
* TECHIE!<br />
<br />
* Chil-DREN!<br />
<br />
* Guys, guys, stop.<br />
<br />
* It twerks!<br />
<br />
* *ding* Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the shut up sign. For our sanity, please return to your seat, and fasten your seatbelt over your mouth.<br />
<br />
*I've been called a lot of things before. Melon Lord has not been one of them...<br />
<br />
* Hey, who wants $20? (has tedious work in mind)<br />
<br />
* *to Technological99* Hello, other Tech.<br />
<br />
* *in response to the mentioning of an airport* CAELUS!<br />
<br />
JohnNotTech is no longer afk<br />
JohnNotTech: If you say so.<br />
<br />
* Kitty, get out of my body.<br />
<br />
[lalaboy -> me] idk, get in mumble<br />
*joins Mumble*<br />
JohnNotTech: Did someone order an idiot with some fries?<br />
<br />
When a ) doesn't express your emotions strong enough, a bigger D will do<br />
Oh god, I just realized how wrong that sounds<br />
<br />
*when talking about resource packs*<br />
I use Faithful Vulpi<br />
<br />
=={{u|Jtf22}}==<br />
* ok...<br />
* :P<br />
* Hey Chief, do people do The FLOP when you shock them? | Chief: Lets find out! | *Chiefbozx shocked Jtf22 (and everyone else on the server [including himself])* | Jtf22: *flops | Chief: So yes!<br />
* Everybody do the FLOP!<br />
<br />
==Jtrain77==<br />
"The purpose of the MRT is to build realistic modern cities" *Rides a dragon to kessler*<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: tom?<br />
Tom_Pairs: ?<br />
SoaPuffball: can you shock me?<br />
Tom_Pairs: no<br />
Jtrain77: Thou aren't worthy of thy smittenitude<br />
<br />
Jtrain77: Welp, I gtg, cya later bai<br />
Itz_Lego: cya<br />
Itz_Lego: last words?<br />
Jtrain77: Last words: Wubba lubba dub dub<br />
Jtrain77 left the game.<br />
<br />
JTrain77: I'll take two #9's<br />
[LOTTERY] JTrain77 just bought 9 tickets!<br />
[LOTTERY] JTrain77 just bought 9 tickets!<br />
SoaPuffball: a #9 large<br />
[LOTTERY] Kel5 just bought 9 tickets!<br />
JTrain77: A #6 with extra pid<br />
JTrain77: *dip<br />
Vulpicula: PID<br />
Vulpicula: PIIIIID<br />
<br />
Cornus, The city of empty bus stops. (during TAR 9)<br />
<br />
== j_universe ==<br />
Supykun: Miniladies and Minigentlemen,<br />
j_universe0: come see the damage at the rowhouse fires<br />
(unintended)<br />
<br />
== {{u|allifarki|JustFarkie}} ==<br />
<br />
[Server] Starting save...<br />
<br />
[Mayor] allifarki : I didn't know there was a [Server] rank. :P<br />
<br />
[Member] TheMiner_ : XD<br />
<br />
[Mayor] allifarki: I didn't know there was a person called Starting Save... either.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
''[Mayor] Ezzocraft, [Mayor] _alli and [Member] Ben6331 are talking about the Batch 7 Senator Promos''<br />
<br />
[Mayor] Ezzocraft: Benator<br />
<br />
[Member] Ben6331: LOL<br />
<br />
[Mayor] _alli: lol<br />
<br />
[Mayor] _alli: [Benator] Sen6331<br />
<br />
[Member] Ben6331: XD<br />
<br />
=={{u|Just_robinho}}==<br />
* To the *insert place here* !<br />
* I get to hurt people... yay! :D<br />
* I'm a lovable person<br />
* BENIE! <3<br />
* I'm Benie's number 1 fan!<br />
* BOOM! I Have landed. :D<br />
* [Chiefbozx: /shock Just_robinho] .......... MISSED!<br />
* Robin's Hill is the best town Eva!<br />
* Quick question for the mods/Admins<br />
* I have allllooooottttt of questions.<br />
* >:(<br />
* :D<br />
* *Insert confusing question*......... nevermind<br />
* TROLOLOLOLOL!<br />
* I'm always happy! :D<br />
* You miserable people<br />
* I've just lost my deputy mayor......... AGAIN! :'(<br />
* "Frumple has joined the game"........ *Stalks* >:)<br />
* I've got the passion :D<br />
* ...Creep Benie out *Check*<br />
* Benie... " [Benie] ? " ............. Hi! <3 :D<br />
* Me: yolo! Blue Team: SWAG!<br />
* Well thats a first, The server wanted to crash itself!<br />
* Meow<br />
* *mfish was breathing through his mic in mumble* <br/>Just_robinho: can you stop being Dark Vader for a second mfish?<br />
* '''To enjineer, in mumble:''' I will spank you.<br />
*was doing we's for autobus22<br />
*copied plane<br />
*Goes afk for 40 minutes<br />
(never pasted)<br />
* WOI should tecnically sink, it has no floaties D:<br />
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs<br />
[broadcast] <plugDJ link><br />
autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!<br />
[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo<br />
<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] JamesGaming: Arrive and Vanadium are giving huge competition to Cyan, what is Cyan doing about that<br />
[Mod] Just_robinho: F all.<br />
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: ^<br />
<br />
Camelfantasy: I should probably start studying for my essay test.<br />
x Just_Robinho has kicked camelfantasy for Go study boi!<br />
<br />
[Broadcast]: JR is going to make it night so please dont scream and pee your pants<br />
*server is set to night*<br />
(general chaos)<br />
<br />
*camelfantasy boxes Just_robinho<br />
x Just_robinho is no longer AFK.<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|Just_robinho}} {{color|orange|kicked camelfantasy for bad camel.}}<br />
<br />
SnowPuffball_: /unafk ModernArt<br />
* ModernArt is no longer AFK. (Robun run said command)<br />
ByteMega: OMG<br />
ByteMega: xD<br />
SnowPuffball: gg<br />
Just_robinho: its a legit command ByteMega<br />
* ModernArt is now AFK.<br />
<br />
*Im stuck<br />
<br />
*since Tom_Pairs is threatening me with demotion I will ask his question next<br />
<br />
talon no longer plays<br />
but jumps in the sky<br />
<br />
== {{u|Kangaroo567}} ==<br />
FiorkG: You are saying i am a joke?<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: yes<br />
<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: [Discord] Cact0: :new_moon_with_face:<br />
[Discord] Cact0: :new_moon_with_face:<br />
<br />
TheGreenKangaroo joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: wbwb<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: hi<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: k bye<br />
TheGreenKangaroo left the game.<br />
<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: next player that joins will not be staff<br />
Cynra_ joined the game.<br />
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*''Please realize that this software cannot use British English. Using British English may result in a Montego veto.''<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: And there's no limit on decorative helicopters.<br />
Kangaroo567: no rank limit? that means guests can paste helicopters over Central City as well<br />
<br />
=={{u|_Kastle}} ==<br />
*Sorry Common Sense wasn't in the budget..<br />
*'''{{color|darkred|ATTENTION: APPLETON HAS BEEN RENAMED TO PINEAPPLETON}}'''<br />
<br />
JTrain77: kastle what's this place called<br />
SoaPuffball: JTrain77: Aeolia<br />
_Kastle: Gray Cloud<br />
<br />
SoSo123: Kastle what is your view for my Chinese History paper :P<br />
_Kastle: yes<br />
SoSo123: ?<br />
SoSo123: what yes<br />
_Kastle: no<br />
SoSo123: wot<br />
SoaPuffball: maybee<br />
_Kastle: so<br />
SoSo123: nao<br />
<br />
pyth0n: how much $ do you get for being online<br />
_Kastle: lol they dont pay me a red cent<br />
_Kastle: but you get 5 fake cents per minute<br />
<br />
*i always like to keep a stack of airports lying around<br />
<br />
==Kekkomatic==<br />
<br />
*Gets shown ace pride flag*<br />
Is that the flag of horrible polo from the 80s?<br />
<br />
*"2d/11 - proposal to change official serrver mascot from taco to bagel" "all no? ok"<br />
<br />
[Citizen] Supykun: LDS, I am high up there<br />
[Citizen] Supykun: Baltop 3.<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: LSD, I am high.<br />
<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: i'm confused, did you meet tomp or not?<br />
[Mayor] sesese9: i did<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: cool<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: did you ask him for a worldedit?<br />
<br />
If Nicki Minaj walks on a beach, is it considered plastic pollution?<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] Ardyan: i realize C923 becomes a normal street after passing armada central<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: omg, can you imagine *station* C923?<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: "day 3276, i'm starting to wonder if frumple is a madman or a total genius"<br />
<br />
*ezzo you can't tkae XW3.14159...thats irrational<br />
<br />
*did you guys have to invent letters just to make all of section 1 stay i one place?<br />
<br />
[Citizen] EliteNeon: Welcome to [insert female genital here] land<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: hi<br />
[Councillor] MegaMC: elite<br />
[Councillor] MegaMC: thats worse<br />
(notice how kekko replied in such an innocent manner)<br />
<br />
Most of the time buildings are just empty. Come on guys we're not in North Korea<br />
<br />
== {{u|Kel5}} ==<br />
<br />
Who wants 5 dollars?<br />
Highest bidder wins<br />
<br />
*seems pine enough (in Amber_Pine's room in an apartment which is known by some due to the Frumpine shipping/meme by megascatterbomb)<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza<br />
SoaPuffball: HONK<br />
chiefbozx: no<br />
(soa gets smitten)<br />
VAReaper: HONK<br />
SoaPuffball: y<br />
chiefbozx: pineapples have better things to do than be on pizza<br />
* Kel5 is no longer AFK.<br />
Kel5: WRONG<br />
* Kel5 is now AFK.<br />
chiefbozx: ''Kel5 comes back from afk just to yell "WRONG"''<br />
<br />
=={{u|KingFox}}==<br />
Foxwolf11: is it 0k if the lamp dies<br />
DaEdwards: yes<br />
mi_aquamarine: rest in peace lamp<br />
DaEdwards: rip lamp 2019-2019<br />
Foxwolf11: RIP lamp<br />
DaEdwards: i actually placed it this morning<br />
mi_aquamarine: oof<br />
DaEdwards: so it didnt last a day<br />
DaEdwards: rip<br />
Foxwolf11: haha<br />
<br />
=={{u|King_Patty}}==<br />
* Whomp<br />
<br />
== {{u|KittyCat11231}} ==<br />
all the ads in the article i want to print out for school are porn ads<br />
afk again<br />
<br />
* Mega: don't say it... | Kitty: it...<br />
<br />
* Kitty: anyone else notice yoshis survey asks ur height, age, and relationship status... | chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26.<br />
<br />
* Kitty: I like white horses | bspells: RACIST!!!<br />
<br />
* KittyCat11231 joined the server | Kitty: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING CUBE!! | KittyCat11231 left the server.<br />
<br />
* my nanna has a shit zu (that's not how its spelled idk how) and its so cute<br />
<br />
* gogojakeo has joined the game | Kitty: hi gogo what strange bizzare time zone do u live in (during 3:30 AM Kitty's time)<br />
<br />
* I AM TITAAAAANIIIIIUUUUUUUUUM!<br />
<br />
* every time I say that it warns me I could be kicked for spam<br />
<br />
* [Insert Name Here] has joined the game | hi [Insert Name Here] we totally aren't talking about [Random Thing]<br />
<br />
* top username of 2013: xXxYOLO_SWAGGER_39xXx<br />
<br />
* word I cant spell! you take your aim! fire away! fire away! you shoot me down! but I get up! IM KICKED BY NOOOOOOOOOOCHEEEEEEEEEEAAATPLUUUUUUUUS! (parodying Titanium)<br />
<br />
* Echo: i play play station 4 | Kitty: you like to *play play*<br />
<br />
* godz: Kitty! :P | Kitty: what afk box?<br />
<br />
* IM NAKED ON A WREEEEEEEEEECKING BALL<br />
<br />
* btw frozen why is there a street in ravenswood called cockbyrne ave<br />
<br />
* bspells go find the wild one while flying on a titanium wrecking ball and roaring (referencing 4 songs)<br />
<br />
* Just_fruyeamajkeklajafyfeghostminerofgames26_Pairs = genetically combined FREAK!!!<br />
<br />
* DISCLAIMER: spamming/advertising/being a guest causes an immediate ban.<br />
<br />
* hola cola (when cola logs on)<br />
<br />
* #Gramerz4daWinz<br />
<br />
Kitty: congrats lil<br />
lil: I was always a trusted<br />
chiefbozx shocked KittyCat11231<br />
<br />
* {{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}} in mumble: "here kitty kitty kitty...."<br />
<br />
* any mods wanna be "lucky" enough to do the "honor" of setting up my bus route? :P<br />
<br />
Kitty: theres a kid at school whos obsessed with the number 69...<br />
mega: -_-<br />
kiwi: do you know WHY?...<br />
Kitty: yes...<br />
kiwi: Good...<br />
A few minutes later<br />
kittyghost has joined the game<br />
mega: kitty what have you been doing with cg?!<br />
Kitty: i was 69ing with him<br />
<br />
Nicco: <----- needs to be mayor ADMINS COME!!<br />
Kitty: patience is a virtue<br />
Kitty: is what my nanna says every time shes stuck in traffic<br />
<br />
Tony: I said Tar, I'm on Hyperchat, and it gives me a notification when it's my name surrounded by spaces.<br />
JohnNotTech: So disable that?<br />
Kitty: TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri<br />
Soleurs: TonyTajiri<br />
kekkomatic joined the game<br />
JohnNotTech: TonyTajiri<br />
Soleurs: TonyTajiri<br />
Halstom: TonyTajiri<br />
Kitty: kekkomatic quick say TonyTajiri<br />
<br />
* every page in the category OMAH GAWD DAT RANDOMNESS is a [[Panqueque|food item]]..<br />
<br />
Kitty: (skele came in like a wrecking ball)<br />
frozen: :D<br />
Kitty: (skele came into frozen like a wrecking ball)<br />
frozen: :C<br />
<br />
Kitty: ooh cody is afk >:)<br />
cody: back<br />
Kitty: dammit<br />
cody: '''<span style="color:#FF0000"> DAMNIT YOU KITTY </span>'''<br />
Kitty: its just an afk box :P<br />
Kitty: #AngerIssues<br />
cody: ''"It's just an afk box."'' (Said IN Sassy Tone)<br />
<br />
* There better be a snow day bill de blasio '''DONT FAIL ME NOW'''<br />
<br />
* bill de blasio failed us all (after not getting a snow day in NYC)<br />
<br />
DCampite joined the game<br />
DCamp: whos a girl?<br />
Kitty: anyone who has.. you know<br />
<br />
Kitty: will the ZBT warps ever be set :P<br />
Music: idk when Yoshi is ready :P tomorrow<br />
Kitty: OMG I MADE A REFERENCE<br />
Kitty: will the ZBT warps ever be SET :P<br />
Music: lol<br />
<br />
back<br />
the llamas are coming...<br />
KittyCat11231 left the game<br />
<br />
DCampite was killed trying to hurt suppoe<br />
Kitty: wow 1.5 really got detailed with the death messages<br />
<br />
* You should put ziggy85s condom back up for sale (meant to say condo)<br />
<br />
tarheelscouse: It's the hot dog song!<br />
Kitty: He likes singing about his "hot dog" in his "clubhouse"<br />
bestmate66: SUGGESTIVITIES<br />
Kitty: "We had a fun day bringing color back to the clubhouse!"<br />
bestmate66: Jeez. Kitty.<br />
tarheelscouse: lol :D<br />
<br />
<br />
colaja953 joined the game<br />
Kitty: Hola Cola<br />
<br />
Kitty: that awkward moment when you wonder what google chromes "incognito mode" is used for<br />
Kitty: that awkward moment when you wonder what google chromes "incognito mode" is used for<br />
Kitty: fail<br />
Kitty: afk<br />
Kitty: DOUBLE FAIL<br />
Kitty: ._.<br />
Kitty: ._.<br />
Kitty: triple fail...<br />
<br />
Kitty: but first, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE<br />
Yoshi: NO KITTY<br />
Yoshi: NO,.<br />
Yoshi: DEAR GOD NO<br />
Kitty: YES YOSHI<br />
<br />
* apple would love me, i sent an email asking for an iphone, i sent it from my ipod touch<br />
<br />
(On June 8th in Mumble)<br />
Kitty: Siri is so perfect, listen to this<br />
Kitty: What day is my birthday?<br />
Siri: Your birthday is June 15th<br />
Kitty: How many days until my birthday?<br />
Siri: Your birthday is in three months and eight days<br />
Kitty: How many days until my birthday!?<br />
Siri: Your birthday is in three months and eight days<br />
Hawks: It's so perfect.<br />
<br />
Skele: Kitty used a flashlight in my office<br />
Kitty: thats an untrue accusation<br />
Kitty: i used a fleshlight<br />
*Console* shocked KittyCat11231<br />
<br />
(While speculating if lalaboy67 was the last mod promoted at the June GSM)<br />
_frozen: the point is he is not the mod<br />
Kitty: are you suuuure youre suuuuure?<br />
_frozen: let it go<br />
Hawks: let it go<br />
Kitty: i am one with the wind and snow<br />
Hawks: ... can't hold it back any more ...<br />
<br />
Bensi: I better not to butt into the game<br />
{{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}: Butt<br />
Kitty: Anus<br />
<br />
Hi Washington (Talking to DCampite in mumble)<br />
<br />
*That awkward moment when you wake up from a 12-hour flight and you're still on the tarmac.<br />
<br />
IM WONDERING WHY MY SHIFT KEY ISNT WORKING AND IM REALIZING IM JUST USING MY CAPS LOCK<br />
<br />
godzilltrain blows into mic on mumble<br />
Kittycat11231: WE DON'T BREATH INTO YOU!<br />
<br />
ArdyArd: what if they replaced member applications to a full circle line ride?<br />
KittyCat11231: then we would have a lot of desperate 9 year olds crowding the circle line<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: this automatic minechat message is sponsored by the committee to reelect sadam hussein<br />
mine_man_: i think you may have gone too far with those minechat messages XD<br />
KittyCat11231: this automatic minechat message is sponsored by the committee to reelect the taliban regim<br />
mine_man_: DAMNIT! XD<br />
<br />
[Broadcast]: It's Coming it's coming!!!<br />
Kitty: hi lala<br />
Tom_Pairs joined the game<br />
Tom: ello<br />
Kitty: aw<br />
<br />
mine_man_: Raise your hand if godz is dull<br />
Kitty: /me raises both arms and legs<br />
Kitty: /me is an upside down table<br />
<br />
*I LOVE YOU FROZEN WRITE YOUR SIGNIATURE ON MY FACE<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: cyan is died<br />
[Senator] KittysEvilTwin: cyan isnt dead, they're in a persistent vegitative state<br />
<br />
In Mumble...<br />
[Kitty]: Siri, what is 0 divided by 0<br />
[Siri] Imagine you have 0 cookies and share them between 0 friends. <br />
How many cookies does each person get. See. It doesnt make sense does it.<br />
Now cookie monster is sad because there are no cookies, and you are sad because you have no friends.<br />
[Insert Loud Laughing here]<br />
<br />
*Godz: What's Sour Kids? Kitty: Imagine if you have a fetish for eating small children.<br />
<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: Drop Dead GSMs wooooo<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 5<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 4<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 3<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 2<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 1<br />
TonyTajiri died<br />
Player TonyTajiri took their own life.<br />
KittyCat11231 died<br />
Player KittyCat11231 took their own life.<br />
Technological99 died<br />
Player Technological99 took their own life.<br />
helkama died<br />
Player helkama took their own life.<br />
sesese9 died<br />
Player sesese9 took their own life.<br />
Seshpenguin died<br />
Player Seshpenguin took their own life.<br />
KuchenKenta died<br />
Player KuchenKenta took their own life.<br />
frankbros429 died<br />
Player frankbros429 took their own life. ArdyDuck died<br />
Player ArdyDuck took their own life.<br />
<br />
nktrain died<br />
Player nktrain took their own life.<br />
callumjk died<br />
Player callumjk took their own life.<br />
Formal_Globe died<br />
Player Formal_Globe took their own life.<br />
Seshpenguin died<br />
Player Seshpenguin took their own life.<br />
helkama died<br />
Player helkama took their own life.<br />
Awesome3491 died<br />
Player Awesome3491 took their own life.<br />
[Senator] KittyCat11231: someone just left one direction it seems<br />
<br />
Camelfantasy: how do you name a road?<br />
ImNotKitty: with a birth certificate<br />
<br />
chiefbozx has joined the game<br />
KittyCat111231: was about to ask for a w/e then realized<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: lala you should tempban me for three seconds<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|lalaboy}} {{color|orange|temporarily banned}} {{color|red|KittyCat11231}} {{color|orange|for}} {{color|red|2 seconds}}{{color|orange|:}} {{color|red|you asked for it}}{{color|orange|.}}<br />
<br />
snowdude01: narnia mumble?<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|Narnia17 joined the game}}<br />
<br />
<br />
[nktrain -> KittyCat11231] your army was chasing me yesterday<br />
<br />
[KittyCat11231 -> nktrain] the KIA Armed Forces declines all involvement<br />
<br />
[nktrain -> KittyCat11231] xD<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231 left the game.<br />
<br />
[Media] Kittycat11231: Vote to re-elect _Kastle as president of the United Cities<br />
SoaPuffball: you cant<br />
CyAmethyst: Kastle isn't running<br />
[Media] Kittycat11231: Vote to re-elect _Kastle as president of the United Cities anyway<br />
_Kastle: no... Kastle can't run<br />
CyAmethyst: .-.<br />
CyAmethyst: Kitty pls<br />
<br />
Kittycat11231: note:mineman is still afk<br />
*mine_man_ is no longer afk.<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|KittyCat11231 joined the game}}<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor]}} Talonplays: wb<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} Mercury203: wb<br />
{{color|orange|[Trial Mod+]}} Hvt2011: hi kitty<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} Mercury203: Trojan Valley?<br />
<br />
Guest: what is the color of the eastern line?<br />
SnowPuffball_: lime<br />
_Kastle: lime<br />
KittyCat11231: brown<br />
SnowPuffball: xD<br />
_Kastle: &a<br />
<br />
* (After being asked to be a judge in a made up court case by MaxStewartS) MaxStewartS is sentenced to death for indirectly interrupting my schoolwork<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: hey mojang<br />
MojangChan: yes<br />
SoaPuffball: can you please give me mojangitis<br />
MojangChan: sure<br />
[Discord] TheGreenKangaroo: same<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: hey mojang<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: can you please give me hepatitis<br />
MojangChan: by the power of Jesus Christ, Muhammad, and every other religeous power in the universe, I hereby strike the godly power of Mojangitis upon thee, mey god's grace be with you<br />
SoaPuffball: thank you<br />
SoaPuffball: frosty also requested hepatitis btw<br />
MojangChan: i don't contract hepatitis<br />
KittyCat11231: jesus christ is under arrest for biological warfare<br />
MojangChan: only mojangitis<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: :frowning:<br />
EspiDev: lol<br />
<br />
[Bunker] Starcubed: what's PRM?<br />
[Bunker] KittyCat11231: pam cooking spray but misspelled<br />
[Bunker] Starcubed: ah<br />
<br />
*You should plug your laptop into a wind turbine<br />
*I gave you the inside scoop (after confirming he said the above in Mumble)<br />
<br />
Kitty: Conric, pick up this fish!<br />
Conric: ok<br />
Kitty: This fish committed suicide.<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: jphgolf4321 is a psycho murderer terrorist!<br />
KittyCat11231 left the game.<br />
Player jphgolf4321 kicked KittyCat11231 for no u.<br />
<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: Which of my franchises do you want to see return in the Creeperville Expo?<br />
KittyCat11231: soa's chippy choppy head fall-offy capital punishment contracting service<br />
SoaPuffball: sorry, but i don't own that franchise<br />
SoaPuffball: KittyCat11231 owns that<br />
<br />
*the national weather service has issued a severe Tom_Pairs warning, effective for the duration Tom_Pairs is in the vicinity. take shelter now. move to the lowest floor of a sturdy building away from any windows.<br />
*The National Weather Service has issued a severe spotaneous terrain generation warning.<br />
*'''BNN! Breaking News >>''' Wisdom teeth release psychedelic drugs, new study reports.<br />
== {{u|kiwirainbow}} ==<br />
<br />
[Trusted] Kiwirainbow: Remember when I had that dream that Music3_0 was promoted to [Admin] a few months back? That was weird...<br />
[Trusted] Music3_0: I know kiwi, weird :P<br />
[Member] Kittycat11231: Kiwi, you dream about minecraft? XD<br />
[Admin] Music3_0: Heyyyy<br />
<br />
kiwi: I just find {{u|bestmate66|Atlanta}} so... attractive :p<br />
Kitty: kiwi and bestmate #LegendaryLovers<br />
kiwi: ???<br />
Kitty: think about what you just said<br />
sam: LOL<br />
kiwi: I was talking about my town!<br />
kiwi: *slaps Kitty<br />
<br />
kiwi: ATTENTION: I am leaving the server.<br />
bspells: WHAT<br />
kiwi: for a one minute break to go get water :p<br />
kiwi: brb :p<br />
sam: ???<br />
kiwirainbow left the game<br />
<br />
kiwirainbow left the game.<br />
kiwirainbow joined the game<br />
kiwirainbow: forget to say g2g<br />
kiwirainbow: baiiiii<br />
kiwirainbow left the game.<br />
<br />
== knowmads7 ==<br />
*I dont think Notch envisioned kids making entire militarys on MC :P<br />
<br />
thomasfyfe: A little busy, I'll be good in 10 minutes or so<br />
knowmads7: for now, you must sit in the bad boy chair tomas<br />
knowmads7: cause you said youll be good in 10 mins lol<br />
<br />
(talking about the rename of Sprucemount to Frosty Rivers<br />
SoaPuffball: cos spruce- prefix is overrated<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: i'm gonna change my town's name to spruceville<br />
JustFarkie: spruce bay<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: spruce swamps xD<br />
SoaPuffball: pls dont<br />
JustFarkie: spruce sea<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: lol :P<br />
JustFarkie: spruce mooshruum lands<br />
JustFarkie: mooshroom*<br />
<br />
knowmads7: oh congratz camel :D<br />
camelfantasy: eh?<br />
knowmads7: I could have sworn you were senator?<br />
time2makemymove: LOL<br />
camelfantasy: 2 years ago yes<br />
knowmads7: WAIT NVM IM DUMB<br />
time2makemymove: lmaoooooooo<br />
knowmads7: SHUT UP :P<br />
camelfantasy: technically i still am, for kanto :P<br />
knowmads7: lol<br />
<br />
==Krokipollo==<br />
Man<br />
I can't believe<br />
The first I did<br />
After returning to this server<br />
was to instinctively build a wall<br />
It ain't much yet<br />
But this is going bigger<br />
Getting taller<br />
it's going to make my city great again :*)<br />
(even though it was never great)<br />
<br />
*Some guy named Donald wanted to build a steel wall on the southern border. The wall cost $5000 to build. How many mexicans crossed it?<br />
<br />
=={{u|lalaboy}}==<br />
''lalaboy67 is waiting the 10 mins after cola joined to get a w/e, 6 mins have passed''<br />
lalaboy67: cola?<br />
''autobus22 reminds lala, that only 6 out of ten minutes have passed''<br />
colaja953: yes?<br />
lalaboy67: I guess I'll take that as a no then.<br />
<br />
Duechayapol: cats<br />
lalaboy67: Meow<br />
Duechayapol: lol<br />
<br />
* lalalalala<br />
<br />
lalaboy left the games<br />
JamesGaming: Love is an open...<br />
lalaboy: DOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!<br />
<br />
* ajaja<br />
<br />
*autobus asks lalaboy if he wants a burgerqueen in kessler*<br />
lalaboy: naooo<br />
autobus22: yeaaaoooo<br />
lalaboy: naooo<br />
lalaboy: nothing can make me say yes<br />
autobus22: "nothing"<br />
lalaboy: oh<br />
lalaboy: wait what?<br />
lalaboy: i'm confuse<br />
lalaboy: oh wait<br />
lalaboy: ohh<br />
lalaboy: ohhhhhh...<br />
lalaboy: you sneaking little devil<br />
autobus22: :3<br />
<br />
lalaboy added Casey_Jones3 to member<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: ops<br />
<br />
*Lala - The lick song Ft. lalagirl69<br />
<br />
(In radio chat when people asked for w/e while he was vanished)<br />
why <br />
tell me why<br />
please?<br />
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY<br />
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<br />
WHY YOU MAKE ME SUFFER<br />
YOU ECIL DEMON!<br />
EXPEL<br />
DIE<br />
DIE<br />
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY<br />
<br />
*I wonder if Viagra flavored ice-cream exists?<br />
<br />
(Lala is vanished, and dropping random potions on people)<br />
Member: Who's dropping potions on us?<br />
(Later)<br />
Lala: home kessler<br />
Lala: hmmm<br />
TonyTajiri: derp<br />
Lala: IGNORE<br />
creeperface_: HI LALA<br />
<br />
*ahh puSSY CANNON!\<br />
*I wan!!! T_T<br />
<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: let's play a game<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: Which town am I in right now? Clue, one of you guy's town.<br />
[Mayor+] unjinz: Cornus<br />
[Senator] mine_man_: elecna bay<br />
[Mayor+] ArdyDuck: armada<br />
<br />
* godzilltrain was slain by lalaboy using {{color|lightblue|[''My Sharp Dildo'']}}<br />
<br />
_redneck_jesus_: How many admods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br />
lalaboy67: remove the word IN and read it again<br />
_redneck_jesus_: lala no one is going to screw a lightbulb<br />
lalaboy67: Well...<br />
lalaboy67: It'll break before even entering<br />
_Kastle: that would be painful lala<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: ./summon sheimoria<br />
lalaboy: ./kill Sheimoria<br />
<br />
one second<br />
i eating banana<br />
* lalaboy is now AFK.<br />
...<br />
* lalaboy is no longer AFK.<br />
thankss<br />
it was a long banana<br />
Nah, i went to shower<br />
<br />
lalaboy: So.. there is not time between the sanator, gov and premeir ranks<br />
lalaboy: technically<br />
camelfantasy: sanator<br />
camelfantasy: premeir<br />
SoaPuffball: s a n i c t o r<br />
mjpwwf: Sanator, the sanest rank(R)<br />
camelfantasy: i guess lala has enrolled in tom's school of speeling and gramer<br />
<br />
=={{u|LDShadowLord}}==<br />
<br />
(in mumble)<br />
LDShadowLord: We're gonna be all Big Brother on them<br />
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!<br />
LDShadowLord: gogo, leave poor George Orwell alone<br />
<br />
(in mumble)<br />
LDShadowLord: And if I don't like anything i'm going to smash my hand through it<br />
gogojakeo: Can I get another 1984!<br />
LDShadowLord: gogo! I have already told you. Leave poor George Orwell alone!<br />
<br />
LD: I'm so British I piss tea.<br />
<br />
LD: Any Mods online?<br />
Yoshi: No<br />
Robin: nope<br />
<br />
LD: I have questionable morals, but even ''I'' think that's ''wrong''!<br />
<br />
Who Would make a steak medium rare? Monsters, that's who.<br />
TechnologyPro: Me Ld.<br />
LD: I stand by my point.<br />
<br />
LD: I'm suing myself for sexual harassment<br />
<br />
If a bad vet couldn't save my steak then it is overdone.<br />
<br />
Rednax: Will this Exchange be carbon-neutral?<br />
LD: Hell no, we dug up half the MRT for these bricks<br />
Frozen: wrong answers. we WILL be carbon neutral<br />
LD In 2094<br />
Frozen: In 2184<br />
Ld: Oh, did we add more bricks<br />
Frozen: No, I added abestos<br />
LD: Oh yep, that'll do it<br />
<br />
(After a server crash)<br />
Kitty: Wut happened?<br />
LD: "It Took a shit"<br />
<br />
LD: "My brother's anti-heterosexual: He doesn't like straights<br />
MulledPine: Who does?<br />
<br />
Amber_pine: Come LD<br />
LD: I'm sorry, I can't do it on command.<br />
Unjinz: ...<br />
Amber_Pine: To me<br />
LD: Oh.<br />
DevyySky: xD<br />
LD: Be more specific.<br />
<br />
EliteNeon: Can somebody run /seen MC_Dunc for me? <br><br />
Johngi: 1 month 25 days <br><br />
LDShadowLord: No <br><br />
FredTheTimeLord: Probably around 12 tracks <br><br />
(Please note: Johngi first made the joke in his section, and is slightly annoyed at this. Since, however, LD annoys everyone, I'm not too suprised.)<br />
<br />
== _Lego_ ==<br />
*I can't wait to get the rank {{colour|green|[Enator+]}}<br />
*PSA: This is a PSA, we thank you for listening to this PSA and we hope you liked this PSA, as this PSA is a spy<br />
<br />
== {{u|Leo_2807}} ==<br />
<br />
In the end it doesn't matter what you believe is right or wrong.<br />
Cos I'm gonna kill you anyway<br />
<br />
== LimeYT ==<br />
look w/eed<br />
<br />
==lfpp003==<br />
Seastep is raging at Soa for afkboxing him<br />
Seastep: NO SOA<br />
lfpp003: no soap<br />
lfpp003: I should buy some in the supermarket<br />
SoaPuffball: *burns lfpp003 for: no lfpp.<br />
SubwayGamerMC: buy it in the minemarket of desertvew<br />
<br />
*singing about Soa for no apparent reason*<br />
lfpp003: what is soap<br />
lfpp003: baby don't clean me<br />
lfpp003: don't clean me<br />
lfpp003: no more (Haddaway - What Is Love)<br />
Seastep: xD<br />
Seastep: ROFL<br />
Seastep: I'm so adding that to Funny Quotes OMG..<br />
<br />
=={{u|lil_shadow59}}==<br />
wbhob: what goes in a park<br />
lil_shadow59: nuclear power plants<br />
<br />
(AlikSong was talking to EliteNeon)<br />
lil_shadow59: how do you lick songs<br />
AlikSong: yes<br />
Echohue: mm<br />
EliteNeon: sounds like a sex act<br />
<br />
=={{u|LithiumMirnuriX}}==<br />
Lithium: City Promotion Is Test A English Skill?<br />
SoSo: xD<br />
Auto: xD<br />
<br />
*SoaPuffball is haggling over the price of Lithium's Circo Porto.<br />
[Trustee] LithiumMirnuriX: $25 for arcade and $25 for verification most games<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^-^<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: $40 for just an arcade?<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: but for a 11x8 arcade, that's kinda expensive<br />
[Trustee] LithiumMirnuriX: no, $25 for arcade and $15 for basic internet fee<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: it's really expensive<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: "Basic Internet Fee"<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^<br />
<br />
* SoSo123 is no longer AFK.<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: soso is afk?<br />
SoSo123: ?<br />
SoSo123: lol<br />
SoSo123: add that to the quotes<br />
<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: do you know hankwa, hwachae?<br />
InfamousColumbia: actually no<br />
LithiumMinuriXL hold on<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangwa<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hwachae<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: both Korean traditional desert<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: Hwachae (??;??) is a general term for traditional Korean punches, made with various fruits or edible flower petals. The fruits and flowers are soaked in honied water or honied magnolia berry juice. In modern South Korea, carbonated juice and/or<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: fruit juices are also commonly added to hwachae. Hwachae is often garnished with pine nuts before it is served.<br />
InfamousColumbia left the game.<br />
<br />
*if lost janghwa, I must get food itself from hunt wild Animals and forage berries unless build greenhouse due cold biome.<br />
<br />
[Discord] LithiumMirnuriX: Has Planned your Clock tower?<br />
Needn_NL: nope<br />
[Discord] LithiumMirnuriX: no u.<br />
Needn_NL: XD<br />
SoaPuffball: that is an improper use of no u<br />
<br />
== London150 ==<br />
London150: People of the MRT: Do NOT send bills to me!<br />
(SoaPuffball fills his mailbbox with empty maps named "Bill")<br />
London150: WHO SENT BILLS TO ME!!!! *caps*<br />
London150: I'm not paying THEBILLS!<br />
(people start to fill his mailbox with potatos/carrots named "Memes" or papers named "Bills4Lyfe" and maps named "Bill")<br />
<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: dunno so much bout Torquay other then you should go visit Basil and Sybil Fawlty<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: if you dont get tht im deporting u from the UK<br />
<br>*mossie proceeds to "get it"*<br />
<br>*London completely misses the point*<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: r/whoooosh for london then<br />
<br>[Senator+] _Mossie: xD<br />
<br>[Mayor] London150: huh?<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: double whoooooooosh<br />
<br>[Mayor] TheSubway: lol<br />
<br>[Mayor] London150: i'm not going by plane..<br />
<br>[Mayor] TheSubway: triple woooosh<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: *nuclear facedesk*<br />
<br />
London150: Soa's eyeing up free ports<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
_Kastle: ^<br />
_Kastle joined the game.<br />
_Kastle: hi to whatever i am agreeing<br />
<br />
*I think one of the problems of me being on the MRT.. is i'm too smart<br />
<br />
* MinecraftYoshi26 is no longer AFK.<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: hai here for a sec<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: hi<br />
[Discord] London150: That's 1 second Yoshi xD<br />
[Discord] London150: I counted a second<br />
megascatterbomb: he's here for a second<br />
megascatterbomb: and now he's here for more seconds<br />
* MinecraftYoshi26 is now AFK.<br />
<br />
== {{u|Macftrax}} ==<br />
<br />
Macftrax: Appleton? Sounds tasty!<br />
Macftrax: *eats Appleton*<br />
CaptainChimpy: I'm going to add that to funny quotes<br />
Macftrax: Ugh... It tasted like concrete and asphalt...<br />
Captainchimpy: nvm<br />
Macftrax: It didn't taste like apples....<br />
Macftrax: Hnt, you need to change your city's name. It's misleading.<br />
<br />
Macftrax: Congrats suppoe.<br />
Suppoe: Congrats for what?<br />
Mactfrax: Trustee.<br />
Suppoe: I've been a trustee for about two years now.<br />
Macftrax: Did I congratulate you before?<br />
TonyTajiri: '''{{color|red|FAYUL}}'''<br />
<br />
=={{u|_MajorMagpie_}}==<br />
* *shocked by Chief* Chief, you made me wet my pants...<br />
* Dear Mojang, stop breaking minecraft please. Kthxbai.<br />
* *talking with Kekkomatic about Benie* *Benie joins mumble* Oh...hey there Benie...<br />
* Thomas mumble! i'll explain my bird poop! :D<br />
* Benie, please W/E my face :P<br />
* That's Birdist!<br />
* Rule Britannia!<br />
* Mi pene es muy grande<br />
<br />
Just_robinho: yay I aint the holdest on atm<br />
_MajorMagpie_: ^^That's how Robin smoothly says 'I'm of age and available'<br />
<br />
Hightech_TR: What is this rapidcoffee thing? who owns it?<br />
Rednax: Maggie?<br />
Magpie: That would be me<br />
Kottle: Dum Dum Dum!<br />
<br />
==mastermann13==<br />
* mastermann13: connected with an iPhone using MineChat <br />mastermann13: hey kelli <br />kekkomatic: I like kelli <br />mastermann13: kekko, autocorrect lol<br />kekkomatic: From now on i'm kelli<br />
<br />
=={{u|Matthieu Dinh|Matthieu_Dinh}}==<br />
<br />
Matthieu_Dinh joined the game<br />
lalaboy67:Hi<br />
Me:Fi Fi Fo Fum I'm the giant!<br />
<br />
WHO INVENTED /SHOCK!!!<br />
<br />
Why do I fall in lava each time i'm on a Cyan Systems train!!!<br />
<br />
== Max4344 ==<br />
Finally done babyshitting I can play :D<br />
<nowiki>*sitting </nowiki><br />
(A few minutes later...)<br />
Kitty you misspelled my name on the funny quotes page<br />
<br />
(In mumble)<br />
Max: Siri, what does the fox say?<br />
Siri: There is no need for profanity (Thought he said f*ck)<br />
<br />
=={{u|MaxStewartS}}==<br />
MaxStewartS: Puff<br />
MaxStewartS: Puff<br />
SoaPuffball: yes maxy?<br />
MaxStewartS: It's just a puffy ball.<br />
<br />
Hello Infamous Airlines attendant.<br />
I get free flights.<br />
k GIMME MY TICKET<br />
<br />
*I CAME IN LIKE A HONKING OCEAN PLANE<br />
<br />
MaxStewartS: hi kitty<br />
SoaPuffball: kitty?<br />
KittyCat11231: ?<br />
MaxStewartS: can I throw a nuke on Free State of Kitania's HQ<br />
SoaPuffball: do you have franchise spaces?<br />
KittyCat11231: yes<br />
KittyCat11231: to soa<br />
MaxStewartS: aww<br />
<br />
MaxStewartS: Who owns Larkspur?<br />
SoaPuffball: vicki<br />
dragonbloon419: Vicki<br />
AppleGamer123: vicki<br />
MaxStewartS: bicki vicki<br />
dragonbloon419: ...<br />
MaxStewartS: Bikini <br />
<br />
*I'M WEARING a BIKINI<br />
<br />
=={{u|MC_Protocol}}==<br />
<br />
* Even my mouth moved from my mouth<br />
* Waffle Taco Hut!<br />
* Mr.Protocol: I Like Tacos / Music3_0: Why not Burritos / Mr.Protocol: They're too big.<br />
* Welcome to The Rice Fields!<br />
* 'While playing Wheel of Fortune', Yoshi: Give me a consonant / MC: A / Everyone: xD / Yoshi: A CONSONANT MC! / MC: 1 / Yoshi: WHAT. TRY AGAIN A CONSONANT / MC: Monkeys! / Yoshi: *facepalm*<br />
* *in Mumble* "I AM A COW"<br />
* I can smell you<br />
* In Mumble<br />
MC: Let's change ban hammer to spartan kick<br />
Chief: *Chiefbozx shocked MC_Protocol<br />
Yoshi: *Randomly Talking about Bad idea with the Change<br />
Chief: *Chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26<br />
<br />
MC: Han Solo Dies!<br />
{{color|red|_frozen}} {{color|orange|has muted player}} {{color|red|MC_Protocol}}{{color|orange|.}}<br />
<br />
Derpy_Turtle_MRT was slain by MC_Protocol using {{color|aqua|[Muscular Men]}}<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|MishkaMan:}} eww<br />
<br />
MC_Protocol: '''*Chief has no arms*'''<br />
chiefbozx: what<br />
<br />
== mdbro55 ==<br />
*mike your staff right<br />
<br />
== {{u|MeetMeInSpace}} ==<br />
*why cant i be in funny quotes when i say funny stuff all the time<br />
*alik is black and white your life<br />
fiction overbook<br />
im swimping my keyboard<br />
<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: ardy ur buildings are so empty :9<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: :((((((((<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: *cries*<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: can i furnish them<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: if you are willing to furnish all of them<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: then sure<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: o<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: you'll be saving me from years of work<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: months**<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: wait<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: nope years<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: actually<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: o<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: centuries<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: millenia<br />
<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: it looks like she has sprinkles on her face<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: omg can i add that to funny qoutes??/<br />
[Citizen] Supykun: Gao ahead<br />
<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: my shit looks so cute on me<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: shirt8<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: omg<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: metmmmmmmmm<br />
<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: this poor sheep is trapped by lava<br />
[Mayor] knowmads7: xD<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: OMG I JUST PUSHED IT<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: !!!!<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: i didnt mean to omg<br />
[Mayor] knowmads7: u kno what will cheer you up?<br />
[Mayor] knowmads7: trains :P<br />
<br />
MeetMeInSpace: sry i was changing my texture pack!!!!!!!!!!1<br />
SoaPuffball: shouting?<br />
MeetMeInSpace: yeah!!!!!!<br />
<br />
*gn everyone hope all of your wigs are SNATCHED<3 (talking about someone's snatched wig)<br />
<br />
=={{u|megascatterbomb}}==<br />
* :/<br />
* Do it for science ''(When asking CG to create a lag machine for testing empty cart detectors)''<br />
* This is the most idiotic things i have ever seen ''(When looking at large lag machine.)''<br />
* -_- I am surprised at your stupidity.<br />
* Cola, my brother thinks you need to improve your copy/pasting ''(When cola failed continuously at pasting mega's station)''<br />
* mega: "Robin, can i plz have a w/e?"<br><br />
:Robin: "bbl"<br><br />
:Just_Robinho left the game<br><br />
:5 minutes later<br><br />
:Just_Robinho joined the game<br><br />
:Robin: "so who wanted that w/e?"<br><br />
* My jetpack is failing, landing on frumples office! <br />
:Frumple looks up<br><br />
:Megascatterbomb: hi<br><br />
:Frumple: oh hai there<br />
* Yoshi plays parkour map and slips.<br />
: mega: :O I nearly killed yoshi!<br />
: yoshi survives<br />
: mega: nuuuuuu<br />
* (In Mumble) SOMEONE's Gonna get Bonned :P <br />
* (In Mumble) mega: Yeah, in Portal 2 Co-op Chief needs someone to play with. | jph: Chief needs someone to play with...<br />
*Frumple <redacted> <redacted> and also <redacted> the <redacted><br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: how do i send a flying taco to the next gsm<br />
godzilltrain: with difficulty<br />
megascatterbomb: the energy required to break the space taco continuum is a lot<br />
<br />
(LD is offline, the [Superconductor] part somehow ended up in another line so it makes it seem like LD is actually talking)<br />
[Trial Mod] megascatterbomb: the premier tag is<br />
[Superconductor] LDShadowLord: hi<br />
<br />
*what do you want to ask my w/e wand?<br />
<br />
megascatterbomb: pfft schematica<br />
megascatterbomb: you can't crash the server with schematica :P<br />
<br />
[Discord] Yoshi: so ya pls tell your friends to vote rnx<br />
megascatterbomb: what friends lmao<br />
[Discord] Yoshi: :P<br />
megascatterbomb: there's this girl who i like in software class, can't ruin my chance with minecraft screenshots<br />
<br />
megascatterbomb: i dont feel so good<br />
{{color|yellow|megascatterbomb left the game}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|sesese9}} kicked megascatterbomb for *snap*}}<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Framopelp was the misspelling at today's GSM<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Have fun with this knowledge<br />
<br />
JTrain77: *que fake joke spoilers*<br />
brombrombromley: batman dies<br />
SoaPuffball: diancie dies in endgame<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: tony stack stacks a city into thanos ship<br />
chiefbozx: tony stack stacks central city 7 times too many<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Ultron in age of ultron did a //move 100 d<br />
brombrombromley: tony stack makes '''the secret highway to central city'''<br />
<br />
(talking about commands like /rig and /daddy)<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Another fun command is //stack<br />
<br />
(people are having near-racy discussions about other languages)<br />
Megascatterbomb: I have "Mrs Vickiposa get down!" on my clipboard just in case lmao<br />
Vickiposa: im married apparently<br />
SoaPuffball: mega is that for racist jokes<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: mega?<br />
megascatterbomb: w a t<br />
SoaPuffball: in rank resort why are you and hvt in two places at the same time<br />
megascatterbomb: unfortunately we lost our license to apply the laws of physics<br />
SoaPuffball: but you still have the liscence to apply the laws of spacetime<br />
SoaPuffball: why can i never spell that correctly<br />
megascatterbomb: space-time is a DLC<br />
<br />
Starcubed: what about /ac<br />
chiefbozx: there's no /ac<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: /ac is air conditioned but it's broken so we disabled it<br />
<br />
==mervynang==<br />
<br />
deputy mayor role for sale<br />
Price starts at 0<br />
<br />
=={{u|Metromap_svg}}==<br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}{{color|grey|Metromap_svg:}} what are the commands lol<br/><br />
{{color|grey|[Guest]forshmage:}} yaii !!<br/><br />
{{color|lightgreen|[Governor]}}{{color|grey|_crepper_:}} u have to set it yourself<br/><br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}{{color|grey|JPlayzX01:}} well you can build it, altough it'll be much<br/><br />
easier to create an image, convert it to a map, then ask the<br/><br />
mods to let you upload it</br><br />
{{color|lightgreen|[Governor]}}{{color|grey|_crepper_:}} go to settings, controls<br/><br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}{{color|grey|TheSubway:}} alt + f4<br/><br />
{{color|yellow|Metromap_svg left the game.}}<br/><br />
<br />
== {{u|Metrominer}} ==<br />
<br />
Metro: What's Frumple's Youtube Channel?<br />
Ardy: Frumple1<br />
Ezzo: Frumple1<br />
Kekko: Frumple1<br />
Kuchen: Frumple1<br />
James: Frumple1<br />
Shadow: Frumple1<br />
Yellow: Frumple1<br />
Planner: Frumple1<br />
<br />
== MetroNorth ==<br />
*roses are red, begone thot / begone thot, begone thot<br />
*'''Roses are red, a pronoun is she''' / '''e'''<br />
*Finna yeet (in rainbow)<br />
<br />
=={{u|mi_aquamarine}}==<br />
*If SSSC to murviole rail is made, which company is best for buses<br />
*If PBS Kids was donald trumps favourite food, then would grizzly bears take over Waypoint and then merge it with Aitalia or would hippos take over the Lion Kingdom while My Littly Pony's record it to MBS<br />
*I like SkuNation Alliance. It is the besr alliance in the worls. I has Mihifn, dLUcREEPEE, sKUrEna, DliHifh, KNFeoo IE, ns ANSU ie, NS sA. Ot's too fool@<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: I'm making a new but route<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: *but<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} Gran_Cacto: but route<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: *bus<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} Conric005: Kev's making a new butt route<br />
<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} TheSubway: Try building a plane from IRL pictures, and maybe a mess like this can be avoided<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Roasted<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} Conric005: kev, i have an idea<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: And maybe a mess like your critisism can be avoided <3<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Ooo<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Big mood<br />
<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: do not question the ways of the mystical w u b w a y<br />
<br />
{{colour|darkblue|'''[Cookie]'''}} mi_aquamarine: んんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんん (me spamming n on my keyboard)<br />
A few seconds later...<br />
{{colour|red|'''[Candy Cane]'''}} Tom_Pairs: oh me shocking mi_aquamarine on my keyboard<br />
*shocks mi_aquamarine*<br />
<br />
{{colour|magenta|'''[Media]'''}} mi_aquamarine: welcome to another edition of “flying around cities aimlessly for no purpose!” today’s episode - central city<br />
<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} james__: You know what I fancy<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: you fancy a good spanking, @james<br />
[Discord] London150: My google maps isn't loading<br />
[Discord] London150: On my iPhone<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: bash your iphone with a rock and get an android<br />
[Discord] London150: No<br />
[Discord] London150: That's not the way to do things Kev xD<br />
<br />
{{colour|magenta|'''[Media]'''}} mi_aquamarine: mail send cynra_ Sorry that I lost track, but how much does a Shady Grove house in Ilirea cost?<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} Skelezomperman: you failed aquamarine<br />
<br />
*needn has a AK plane that's a combination of subway's body with an intrarail/blurail front<br />
<br />
[Media] FiorkG: fTv Breaking News: Fiorkistan Government is now putting Lazy Ton on fTv Kids<br />
[Media] mi_aquamarine: TV Osaka Breaking News >>> i think kbs kids also has it<br />
[Media] mi_aquamarine: KBS Breaking News >>> yes<br />
[Media] FiorkG: fTv News: ok<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: /nymphic union news/ >>> okay then<br />
[Media] mi_aquamarine: KBS23 Breaking News >>> TV Osaka Breaking News >>> KBS Breaking News >>> Kaktus Republic and Gryffin wrote a treaty i think<br />
<br />
''setting up [[Michigana]] flights''<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: f you whoever took MI019-KTI<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} Frosty_Creeper10: ?<br />
{{rank|Governor}} camelfantasy: that would be yourself<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: oof that was my own warp<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: xD<br />
{{rank|Governor}} camelfantasy: :clap:<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} Frosty_Creeper10: :face_palm:<br />
<br />
*the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive that the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive that the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive<br />
<br />
== {{u|Mightywern|MgWn}} ==<br />
<br />
InfamousColumbia: im building roads<br />
InfamousColumbia left the game.<br />
<br />
Conric005: The Free State of Kitania almost killed jphgolf<br />
InfamousColumbia: i can finish him off<br />
<br />
MgWn: Wow, no mods active<br />
Vickiposa: rip me then<br />
SoaPuffball: rip Vickiposa killed by MgWn<br />
<br />
*time for rickroll! never gonna give u up, never gonna let u down<br />
*well, when there's a puffball, theres no running away from being in funny quotes<br />
<br />
(joined after an hour of imactivity)<br />
MgWn joined the game.<br />
MgWn: oh wow, MgWn's here. yaaaaaaaaaaaaay<br />
MgWn: havent seen you all since 20 or so days<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: :thinking:<br />
MgWn: da**it<br />
MgWn: i promised to return in 20 days<br />
MgWn: and i broke it<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: you lied.<br />
<br />
== {{u|MikeRoma}} ==<br />
*when talking about pi*<br />
not 2.14 seats<br />
or 3.14 i forget<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|MishkaMan:}} wait what is going on?<br />
'''''At same exact second'''''<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} nothing much mike<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|grey|Gopher:}} nothing much mike<br />
<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|VernCow:}} did derpy tell you about my famous udders?<br />
{{color|yellow|Derpy_Melon joined game}}<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} what udders?<br />
<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Supykun:}} Derpy did you demote..?<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|camelfantasy:}} now you notice<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Supykun:}} Im a little confused<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} IM GETTING MY RANK BACK TOMMOROW AFTER 2 MONTHS;-;<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} one time at a roller rink i met a girl who i think liked me<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} xD<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} lol<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} i read that as "licked me" xD<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} LOL<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} LOL<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} that'd be...awkward<br />
<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} Booby<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} Bobby*<br />
<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} thats not a tranchise co.<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} franchise<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} wtf did i type<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} tranchise<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} train+franchise<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Derpy_Melon:}} Analfantasy, ty for teh gate<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} guys remember cocks MUST have an on/off switch<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} CLOCKS**<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} NOT COCKS<br />
<br />
I only just read the GSM resluts xD (On Discord, he meant Results)<br />
<br />
== {{u|michealman}} ==<br />
* guys we got a problem: 2 yoshis AND 2 kittys .-.<br />
* Micheal: *whips kitty11232 GET BACK TO WORK! :P | KittyCat11231: yeah kittycat11232!<br />
<br />
=={{u|minebuilder1223}}==<br />
minebuilder1223: creeperville isn't a proper island<br />
minebuilder1223: it's a fake island<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: how so<br />
minebuilder1223: cus i dont want it to be a proper island<br />
minebuilder1223: my sea<br />
minebuilder1223: my rules<br />
<br />
=={{u|minecrafter0505}}==<br />
sonicbyte: What is the code for teh bunker?<br />
minecrafter0505: it actually is /kill, a command block tp's you then instead of killing you<br />
sonicbyte died<br />
minecrafter0505: :DDDDD<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: *Something with "Potato" in it*<br />
minecrafter0505: Wow, I wrote "City Hall Potato" instead of "City Hall Station" on this sign -.-<br />
<br />
Want to be to a place far far away? Just go AFK on the BMTA!<br />
<br />
MRT - Deadlier than a DC-3 with a dual engine failure over the atlantic.<br />
<br />
=={{u|MinecraftYoshi26}}==<br />
* I really should stop crashing the MRT<br />
* /give thomasfyfe double_decker 1<br />
* We're on a train server talking about grammar & bacon!<br />
* Damn it, you beat my record of counting to 3.<br />
* We need a bigger one. (about the size of the AdMod Quote Board)<br />
* Put your hands in the ari \o/<br />
* ./ban chief for chiefing<br />
* ./kick *player name* No. (seen during Team PvP matches)<br />
* (._.) Really?<br />
* For the record: I'm griefing Thomas' building for a reason<br />
* This fountain isn't made by Yoshi!! *sadface*<br />
* p *start of player name* (supposed to be /tp <name>)<br />
* Oh, a stick!<br />
* CHIEF! <3<br />
* "qwolf: I officially hate you, Yoshi. | Yoshi: And that makes me happy."<br />
* Time to grief the mega value! *jk*<br />
* Sam: Throw your hands in the aiya if you's a true playa \o/ Yoshi: Sam, I think you have your push-to-type down again...<br />
* 8 out of 5 people don't understand statistics<br />
* Apparently, I am playing dress-up with CG.<br />
* Look, CG is a pretty princess now!<br />
* * MinecraftYoshi26 is dressing up as a boy at home procrastinating about homework and will end up doing it in the morning (after asking what people will dress up as for Halloween)<br />
* <span style="color:#FF0000">'''FAIL'''</span> (when he messes up issuing a command)<br />
* Woo! (Used normally in Mumble)<br />
* I need a few people to test (death game here). (Used normally in Mumble)<br />
* I'm scared. (Used normally in Mumble)<br />
* Oh god! (Used normally in Mumble)<br />
* (player name here), Mumble?<br />
* tp ha<br />
* MINNNNNNAAAAJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (in Mumble)<br />
* (Member): YOSHI!!! - (Yoshi): Too OVACOMPACATED!!!<br />
*Well...tough tacos<br />
* tp epic | FAILK | DOUBLE FAIL<br />
Yoshi: tp gogo<br />
Yoshi: tp AP<br />
gogo: FAIL<br />
<br />
* gogo! (in mumble, after {{u|gogojakeo}} does something that annoys him e.g. Gets into a bed right before yoshi tps him)<br />
* Let's change the topic...BABY BUNNIES (or BABY KOALAS)<br />
* You have to apple to do that (meant to say apply)<br />
* estahp et<br />
(Guest with name starting in chuck joins)<br />
Kitty: hi chucky bear elmos here to play with you<br />
Yoshi: Kitty, what happens in mumble, stays in mumble, please.<br />
<br />
[Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] GREAT NEWS EVERYONE<br />
[Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] JUSTIN BIEBER GOT ARRESTED<br />
*/me connected with a banana using an orange (when someone logs on with MineChat)<br />
*/me connected via banana for orange! (when someone logs on with MC Chat)<br />
<br />
<br />
{{u|KittyCat11231}}: but first, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE<br />
Yoshi: NO KITTY<br />
Yoshi: NO,.<br />
Yoshi: DEAR GOD NO<br />
Kitty: YES YOSHI<br />
<br />
Max4344: Finally done babyshitting I can play :D<br />
<nowiki>Max4344: *sitting </nowiki><br />
Yoshi: No I think you spelled it right<br />
<br />
Cortesi: guys I have an important news.<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: you're pregnant. CONGRATZ!!!<br />
Cortesi: -_-<br />
<br />
Yoshi: Haikus are easy<br />
Yoshi: Sometimes Haikus don't make sense<br />
Yoshi: Refrigerator<br />
jphgolf4321: LOL<br />
<br />
*Okay guys calm down kekko isn't almost naked anymore<br />
*Reasons for Americans not wanting a state: 1% Politics and stuff, 99% WHERE WILL THE 1 STAR GO?!?!<br />
<br />
cal76 added MinecraftYoshi26 to member<br />
Yoshi: :(<br />
Cal: whoops<br />
Yoshi: tank u 4 aceptin my app<br />
Cal: Congrats to yoshi for member<br />
Yoshi: were can i biuld<br />
<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: The bunnies are so cute!<br />
JohnNotTech: They're just lines of code.<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: But they're so cute!<br />
JohnNotTech: Calm down!<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: They're cute lines of code.<br />
<br />
*'''{{color|green|C}}{{color|lightblue|L}}{{color|red|I}}{{color|magenta|C}}{{color|yellow|K}} H{{color|orange|E}}{{color|blue|R}}{{color|green|E}} {{color|cyan|F}}{{color|red|O}}{{color|purple|R}} {{color|orange|A}} {{color|lightgray|I}}{{color|gray|P}}{{color|blue|O}}{{color|lime|D}}{{color|lightblue|!}}'''<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: wait, is it chiefboxing if chief makes the box or if chief is surrounded by the box?<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: yes<br />
<br />
*MC_Dunc asks who the leader of LoC is*<br />
Vulpicula: Camel is the leader of the entire thing, I think<br />
MC_Dunc: Yeah, but he's AFK<br />
Vulpicula: He's always AFK<br />
*Camelfantasy left the game*<br />
Player MinecraftYoshi26 kicked camelfantasy for stop being afk damn it<br />
(Long series of xDs, LOLs, and HAs)<br />
<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: congrats mineman<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: :D<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: you are team #1<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: your team member is that horse<br />
<br />
*Phone rings*<br />
Phone call, brb<br />
*comes back for 2 seconds*<br />
I'm ba...<br />
*Phone rings*<br />
PHONE CALLLLLll ugh<br />
<br />
*These trees look like leaf lollipops<br />
<br />
(SoaPuffball is trying to get MinecraftYoshi26 to help him make a skyscraper with a snow floor)<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: snow<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: yes that is snow<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: i will make frump towers next (referring to the Imperial Tower in canon Coruscant in Star Wars)<br />
MinecraftYoshi226 joined the game.<br />
MCYoshi26: no<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 left the game.<br />
<br />
''[Server] New World Dynmap Render in progress...''<br />
''[Server] No WorldEdits or other dynmap renders allowed.''<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: hi may i pls have a heli pasted in because schematica doesn't exist as far as i know<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: soa read the blue message :P<br />
SoaPuffball: oyarite ty<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: may i pls still have it kappa<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um soa<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: you may not have it because of the blue message :P<br />
SoaPuffball: read the last word :P<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: that is a greek letter yes<br />
<br />
== {{u|Mine man|mine_man_}} ==<br />
<br />
When talking about the overuse of caps...<br />
* [Mod] jphgolf4321: and let's stop the caps before i mute the lot of you!<br />
* [Mod] Just_robinho: I will start muting all of yall<br />
'''* [Governor] mine_man_: *bashes ban hammer on the table like a 1 year old with a fork'''<br />
<br />
When talking about allowed builds<br />
*[RednaxAP] But it does need to be at least partially realistic<br />
*[mine_man_] eg, rapture might not be allowed<br />
*[Planner_12] What's a Rapture<br />
*[mine_man_] -_-<br />
<br />
*thats one way to kick ardy out your city<br />
*i was accepted on the day colafest happened, great 1st impressions<br />
*fast cars, ladies in skimpy costumes, sun, swaering, INSTAWOOT! (when tar played "work b****" on radio)<br />
*vanadium, the comapny that says it will take over the world but doesnt know why<br />
<br />
*DukeyTheDogTown ( Trying to say the towns name at P6<br />
<br />
*Yoshi dont Hit me with your stick!<br />
<br />
AlikSong: What's everyone's plans for valentines day<br />
mine_man_: stay in bed and die<br />
SoSo123: Add that to the quotes<br />
_HeavenAngel_: date my computer<br />
AlikSong: sad<br />
<br />
mine_man_: in 1.13 you loose the ability to make logs that dont have a direction (aka, have bark on all faces)<br />
SoaPuffball: no you dont<br />
mine_man_: you do<br />
SoaPuffball: there's a new block for that<br />
mine_man_: they removed the id value for it<br />
mine_man: oh wait there is?<br />
SoaPuffball: ye<br />
mine_man_: welp ignoreme<br />
<br />
mine_man_: am I your first or second endorsement firstly<br />
SoaPuffball: first<br />
mine_man_: YES<br />
mine_man_: I WILL<br />
<br />
*I may ave copied 31 million blocks<br />
<br />
== {{u|MishkaMan}} ==<br />
*CaptLincoln shows guest my burger joint in his town.<br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}CaptLincoln: This is Mishka's joint.<br />
{{color|red|(Detroit_Kitteh -> me:}} Do you smoke weed?)<br />
{{color|red|(me -> Detroit_Kitteh:}} Of course not!)<br />
{{color|red|(Detroit_Kitteh -> me:}} but you own a joint in Lincolns town)<br />
{{color|red|(me -> Detroit_Kitteh:}} Its a burger joint you dummy!)<br />
<br />
goin to go to weep right now<br />
*sleep<br />
sorry<br />
<br />
if any admods are busy, may i please get a W/E?<br />
aren't lol<br />
<br />
camelfantasy: install schematica 1.8.9<br />
MishkaMan: wat<br />
MishkaMan: i have to install that too<br />
camelfantasy: NO DUH<br />
camelfantasy: that is the mod<br />
MishkaMan: oh god Forge is just an installer<br />
MishkaMan: IM SO STIPID<br />
MishkaMan: STUPID<br />
chiefbozx: welcome to the world of minecraft mods my friend<br />
camelfantasy: GG<br />
MishkaMan: i cant even spell stupid right<br />
<br />
MishkaMan: what are dubs?<br />
camelfantasy: dubs_17<br />
camelfantasy: :P<br />
MishkaMan: no lol on the radio<br />
frogggggg: gg<br />
dubs_17 joined the game.<br />
MiskaMan: #SUMMONED<br />
<br />
MishkaMan: almost put a window in a dining room displaying the bathroom<br />
LDShadowLord: This isn't Thailand, you don't need that.<br />
MishkaMan: whats daddy doin<br />
<br />
*i didnt forget baout eh groceries btw Soa (when SoaPuffball requested a Kolpino's Groceries from MishkaMan)<br />
<br />
== mjjo123 ==<br />
* On the 4th day of MRT Frumple gave to me: 2 mods a modding, two turtles touching<br />
<br />
== ModernArt ==<br />
[Lottery] ModernArt just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 1s<br />
[Lottery] Congratulations to ModernArt for winning $206!<br />
[Lottery] There was a total of 20 players buying 93 tickets!<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: oh dear my baby brother is eating his foot again<br />
<br><br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: Lanark tp to me (meant to say Earack)<br />
<br />
[Guest]: It's not a fight, it's a friendly discussion.<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''yes and NO. It turned from a friendly discussion to a friendly discussion.'''<br />
[Guest]: Can you not bold?<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''sure'''<br />
<br />
I'm riding the MRT by boat :D<br />
help im stuck<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_ is now AFK.<br />
_HeavenAngel_ is no longer AFK.<br />
[Governor] _HeavenAngel_: lies<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''why you always lying'''<br />
[Mod] Narnia17:'''WHY USE OBNOXIOUS COLOR CODES????????'''<br />
later...<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''soa why you always trying'''<br />
[Citizen] SoaPuffball: modern why you always trying<br />
<br />
if the soccerball hits the butterburger shop<br />
*fine fine fine*<br />
cash cash cash<br />
<br />
knowmads7: moar nukes<br />
ModernArt: Eco-friendly nukes<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
knowmads7: ha<br />
<br />
*wot is deviantart is it a copy of me (after SoaPuffball shares [https://soapuffball.deviantart.com/ his deviantArt account])<br />
<br />
"What is a present"<br />
"how do I open it"<br />
<br />
ModernArt: we have to go to [[Banana|banana]]<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: we have to route it via [[Banana|banana]]<br />
<br />
_Lego_: do you know what's worse than death?<br />
ModernArt: minecraft.<br />
ModernArt: LOL wrong timing<br />
SnowPuffball_: that chain tho<br />
Patrioticjet194: Someone walking into your room when your playing minecraft<br />
<br />
[Media] ModernArt: the number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce meme has been added to Izumo's city anthem<br />
SoaPuffball: wut<br />
Frosty_Creeper_10: ^<br />
<br />
*cabal rides the cabal car<br />
<br />
ModernArt: Anyone want land in Pasadena<br />
SoaPuffball: i want sea<br />
ModernArt: sea?<br />
ModernArt: ok<br />
ModernArt: anyone want lake property in pasadeba<br />
SoaPuffball: not sea<br />
ModernArt: or else the lake has the same laws as a person<br />
<br />
*eraser banning<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball joined the game.<br />
ModernArt: soa franchise throw at my face pls<br />
<br />
== {{u|MojangChan}} ==<br />
*im gonna kermit suicide<br />
*bboi my favorite, 1 b a r p i n g<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: 100 isnt a hard minimum tho right?<br />
MojangChan: will 100 dirt huts make a premier city?<br />
chiefbozx: Correct<br />
<br />
*banana ketchup is good with fried chicken<br />
<br />
MojangChan: on the first day of christmas my true love sent to me<br />
MojangChan: a ucar in a birch tree<br />
<br />
MojangChan: conric<br />
MojangChan: oh he not here<br />
Conric005: yes i am<br />
Conric005: :P<br />
MojangChan: oh<br />
MojangChan: im blind<br />
MojangChan: hi<br />
Cact0: oof<br />
Conric005: hi<br />
<br />
MojangChan: do u live in the great state of Polygon???<br />
Citybuilder_: POLYGON!!!<br />
daltdisneyland: sorry i live in circle<br />
<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: catdog<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: caaaaatdog<br />
SoaPuffball: hi moj<br />
SoaPuffball: caaaaatdooooog<br />
MojangChan joined the game.<br />
autofire372: alone in the world was a single catdog<br />
Vickiposa: meow<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: hey mojang<br />
MojangChan: yes<br />
SoaPuffball: can you please give me mojangitis<br />
MojangChan: sure<br />
[Discord] TheGreenKangaroo: same<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: hey mojang<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: can you please give me hepatitis<br />
MojangChan: by the power of Jesus Christ, Muhammad, and every other religeous power in the universe, I hereby strike the godly power of Mojangitis upon thee, mey god's grace be with you<br />
SoaPuffball: thank you<br />
SoaPuffball: frosty also requested hepatitis btw<br />
MojangChan: i don't contract hepatitis<br />
KittyCat11231: jesus christ is under arrest for biological warfare<br />
MojangChan: only mojangitis<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: :frowning:<br />
EspiDev: lol<br />
<br />
*Sir "peepee2727", you will be further interrogated by the Mojang Union Bureau of Homeland Security for your citizenship admission into the MU<br />
*Air is secretly Cheese Whiz<br />
<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: vroom vroom<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: brrrrrrrrrrrr<br />
SoaPuffball: hi moj<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: *intense car noises*<br />
SoaPuffball: are you in an iceberg MojangChan<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: m a y b e<br />
<br />
=={{u|Keks63|MonsieurKeks}}==<br />
* Tom, there's a road stuck in your face.<br />
* Let me just get my screwdriver out..<br />
* I'm not drinking wine... or should I?<br />
* No, I just eat cookies.<br />
* *As a joke* Hi, This is a terrible server, bye!<br />
* Spoon?<br />
* man, i Can't keyboard<br />
* Seriously, sopt<br />
* Thanks for greeting me in this... Electrifying way! (april fools day 2015)<br />
* I accidentally /msg'd cort a german message, hope he doesn't understand it :D<br />
<br />
hnt: would anyone require a left-hand slot at RPBT?<br />
keks: Really Powerfull Bus Terminal?<br />
<br />
I also probably have procrastination disease<br />
<br />
*oh god, kan't tpye.<br />
<br />
Hnt: TfA is pleased to announce new Redloch Hanging Monorail Services<br />
Keks: Wait HNT... Is the hanging included?<br />
Keks: Or do I have to provide my own piece of rope?<br />
<br />
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: wait, we have admins?<br />
[Mod] MonsieurKeks: Yeah, you didn'T know that?<br />
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: isk, never saw them<br />
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: XD<br />
[Mod] MonsieurKeks: Let'S see, how were their names already... sometjing tom, a five, a ghost and... eh... oh, a box.<br />
<br />
== moriaofmines ==<br />
<br />
JustFarkie is now AFK.<br />
ModernArt is now AFK.<br />
sheimoria: wb 2x<br />
SoaPuffball: lel<br />
sheimoria: wait they're afk lmaoooo<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
CyAmethyst: Two people go AFK, and he wb's them both to AFK Land<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: wb f r o s t y<br />
sheimoria: eww a prosty<br />
<br />
nicbrats: sexist sheim<br />
sheimoria: wait what?<br />
sheimoria: oh right hes a gurl<br />
Needn_NL: No she isn't ready<br />
camelfantasy: "hes a gurl"<br />
time2makemymove: i saw it shei :D its great<br />
nicbrats: "hes a gurl"<br />
CaptainChimpy: "he's a gurl"<br />
camelfantasy: *quotes*<br />
sheimoria: thanks!<br />
Needn_NL: "he's a gurl"<br />
sheimoria: wait no shes a boy<br />
camelfantasy: wat<br />
time2makemymove: xD<br />
Needn_NL: XD<br />
camelfantasy: *brain explodes*<br />
hvt2011: wat<br />
time2makemymove: lmao<br />
nicbrats: really makes you think<br />
sheimoria: its 2017 guys<br />
<br />
[Trustee] moriaofmines: camel then whats your face<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: my wat<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: im the only one in my family that was born here (not counting cousins etc)<br />
[Trial Mod] _HeavenAngel_: did u kill john wicks dog<br />
[Trustee] moriaofmines: your face<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: i think im the first one in my entire family born here<br />
[Server] Save complete: 0m 57s<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: even my brother was born in Russia<br />
[Trustee] moriaofmines: oh sorry, your race<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: *facepalm*<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: someone quote that<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: nah<br />
[Trustee] moriaofmines: *racepalm*<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: XD<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: ...<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: GG<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: now you should really quote it<br />
<br />
== {{u|Mossie_1810}} ==<br />
<br />
Mossie: one sex i can tp you there<br />
Mossie: oops<br />
SoSo: one sex xD<br />
Mossie: *sec<br />
crepper: o.O<br />
Mossie: xD<br />
<br />
SoSo: my dad's back<br />
Mossie: wb dad<br />
SoSo: xD<br />
<br />
==MRT_Kaizo_Keiho==<br />
(In discord after the server crashed)<br />
<br />
Ohno... Now minecraft has become completely useless again.<br />
<br />
=={{u|Music3_0}}==<br />
* What does herro mean?<br />
* Nope, I'm on a Gatorade high :)<br />
* Logs on <br /> Music: My P***y Hurts! <br /> Hawks: XD<br />
* MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!<br />
* It Always rains squids and anvils in [[Zicronia]]<br />
* Chiefy likey the spanky's :P<br />
* (While singing to Yoshi and Thriller and thinking of Mega :P) Cause this is Bon*r. :0 , OMG. Mumble Epic Fail<br />
* (After Kittycat11231 said, "All Americans say I!") All Canadians say sorry!<br />
* (diff | hist) . . '''Minor''' Music's Gems; 22:59 . . '''(+552)''' . . Music3 0 (Talk | contribs)<br />
* I need a litter box<br />
* *Music3_0 riased my nad<br />
* im getting aroused by a blanket<br />
<br />
=={{u|mustang_guy}}==<br />
* troll me! (when on his phone)<br />
* Hi Tim<br />
<br />
mustang_guy: Thomas, can you give me a tp to the mail centre to die? <br />
Thomasfyfe: I'm sorry, the mail centre doesn't kill people, yet.<br />
<br />
*Carbon, ask her out! (Mumble inside joke)<br />
* Correction: there are some randon things... did you see shasta's giant d**k that is underground? *Duck XD<br />
<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Destroying MRT lines is kinda fun<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: In fact, destroying things in general is fun... I wish the beta server was still up...<br />
[Guest] Supykun: Grief?<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: No<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Large bridge renovation<br />
<br />
[Guest]: Where does this airport fly to?<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Airports don't fly<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: but airplanes do<br />
<br />
=={{u|Narnia17}}==<br />
<br />
Micheal:narn?<br />
Micheal:u can halp meh :p<br />
Narnia17:sorry to spoil the dream, but i'm on minechat<br />
<br />
*Member1 left the game*<br />
Narnia17: wb<br />
Member2: ?<br />
*Member3 left the game*<br />
Narnia17: wb<br />
Member2: are you just saying wb when you see the yellow text?<br />
Narnia17: sorry about that<br />
*Member4 left the game*<br />
Narnia17: wb<br />
Member2: ...<br />
<br />
*Narnia17: Hey look, I'm a spider ::::D<br />
<br />
{{rank|Mod}} Narnia17: I got it Omri.<br />
{{rank|Mod}} Ortem: I AM NOT OMRI!<br />
<br />
(giving a W/E to SilverBubble)<br />
silver three things<br />
A)you haven't filled in the space I gave you<br />
B)this world edit is over 500K blocks<br />
C)I'm bad at counting reasons<br />
<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Hey narnia, you should work on the TFM<br />
FredTheTimeLord died<br />
Narnia17: how about no<br />
hvt2011: *mentions TFM<br />
hvt2011 died.<br />
SoaPuffball: yao cNT kell me<br />
SoaPuffball: TFM<br />
SoaPuffball died<br />
SoaPuffball: lelel<br />
CyAmethyst: Narnia is a murder machine<br />
hvt2011: oh look its tfm<br />
hvt2011 died<br />
Narnia17: nao.<br />
Later...<br />
Narnia17: you didn't give me a reason before soa, but then you did so I capitalized<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Narnia, give me a tour of the TFM please<br />
Narnia17: nao<br />
SoaPuffball: fred dies<br />
FredTheTimeLord: tfm<br />
Narnia17: complicated metros trigger me<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Ride TFM<br />
Narnia17 left the game.<br />
<br />
<br />
(hooking Narnia with a fishing rod)<br />
SoaPuffball: i fish mods<br />
SoaPuffball: for a business<br />
Narnia17 teleported SoaPuffball to spawn<br />
Narnia17: i send people to spawn<br />
Narnia17: for a business<br />
<br />
(tping to Soleurs)<br />
SoSo123: why did narnia tp to me<br />
SoSo123: Soleurs SoaPuffball SoSo123<br />
Narnia17: I saw [Governor] So and I just assumed soso<br />
<br />
(Fred "summoned" Narnia)<br />
FredTheTimeLord: I said "Like Narnia would say, "Y'all need to relax""<br />
Narnia17: y'all need to relax<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: do any of you play 1.10 mods?<br />
Narnia17: no but i am a 1.12 mod<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
sesese9: xD<br />
Narnia17: huehue<br />
SoaPuffball: i heard a certain _HeavenAngel_ was playing Narnia17 xD<br />
Narnia17: :(<br />
<br />
Narnia17: ''why does nobody understand copy points''<br />
SnowPuffball: xD<br />
frogggggg: Nah I dont understand stacks<br />
knowmads7: I do Narn<br />
frogggggg: sorta<br />
ModernArt: what know said<br />
frogggggg: I do a bit<br />
Narnia17: so copy from where frog?<br />
knowmads7: *facefloor<br />
* more attempts on W/E and copypoints *<br />
knowmads7: facewoodchipper<br />
SnowPuffball: xD<br />
<br />
Narnia17: ayylion is about to type a bunch or r's just a warning<br />
AyyLion: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<br />
<br />
=={{u|Needn_NL}}==<br />
Needn: Hey a message<br />
Needn: mail read<br />
Needn then did /mail read like he should do<br />
ShovelVillager: You need a /<br />
Needn: thx XD<br />
<br />
*[Media] Needn_NL: im abused by media halp (people are using Media to troll SoSo123)<br />
<br />
(about the yet to be opened Gemstride Melodia Airfield)<br />
London150: gAtEs?!?!?!?!??!<br />
[Discord] Needn_NL: Nao, you don't have an airline you brit<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: mesa > badlands<br />
Needn_NL: badlands?<br />
SoaPuffball: the new name for mesa<br />
Needn_NL: eew sweatglands<br />
<br />
== NeonYellow25 ==<br />
<br />
Neon: I suck a dumb girf<br />
Kitty: LOL<br />
<br />
ive rode a bike down a kill at like 40 km/h with no brakes and when i crashed into the tree it almost hilled me<br />
Hill*<br />
Killed smh*<br />
<br />
== Ninjasaac ==<br />
Snowdude01: this minechat message is sponsored by aquafina - water, monetized by pepsi<br />
Ninjasaac: i like cock<br />
Ninjasaac: *coke<br />
<br />
=={{u|nicrats}}==<br />
[nicrats]: 7seen soso123<br />
[frogggggg]: gg<br />
[nicrats]: fail<br />
[frogggggg]: he was on yesterday i think<br />
[nicrats]: 7seen soso123<br />
[nicrats]: double fail<br />
[frogggggg]: lol<br />
<br />
[TalonPlays]: Oh cynra<br />
[CynraSilver]: Yeah?<br />
[TalonPlays]: did you vote for CBRP yet?<br />
[CynraSilver]: CBRP?<br />
[TalonPlays]: CRPB*<br />
[CynraSilver]: ?<br />
[nicrats]: City Bank Romotion Patch<br />
<br />
*hey cort7ptime night<br />
<br />
==nktrain==<br />
tarheelscouse: naturally they would have a high speed line between them<br />
nktrain: I don't have a hunger bar.....<br />
tarheelscouse: creative, maybe?<br />
nktrain: oh<br />
(was in a minecart in survival mode)<br />
<br />
nktrain: aaaaaaaahhhhh<br />
nktrain: i like trains<br />
nktrain died<br />
tarheelscouse: loool<br />
<br />
*would anyone like to build on this server<br />
<br />
<br />
Player Console kicked Davidass for You have been kicked for idling more than 10 minutes..<br />
<br />
nktrain: #asskick<br />
<br />
nktrain: I love swimming in Whitechapel<br />
nktrain drowned<br />
<br />
=={{u|Noah|Noahlichstein/nopro988}}==<br />
*I need a suitable house for my five kids and two wives.<br />
* I can c*m<br />
** AP_Red: ....<br />
Noah: who has a bigger dick: obama or romney?<br />
Hawks: ...<br />
Cal: noah dont<br />
Kitty: probably romney tbh<br />
* (after joining SkyTransit Alliance) robin, chief kinda hooked me up<br />
* (In Mumble) What color is green?<br />
<br />
== {{u|o8f}} ==<br />
*Tired of any airline? Fly there yourself with a revolutionary new technology - the W key<br />
<br />
== Okok237 ==<br />
* My design is so barebones its almost cyanworthy. (in regards to Cyan Systems)<br />
* alright ima get some<br />
<br />
=={{u|Omricon}}==<br />
*What is the Orange line?<br />
*No seriously, what is the Orange line?<br />
*So where's my penthouse?? :P<br />
CaptainChimpy: Cort!<br />
Omricon: Cort now you can do your own damn w/e's :p<br />
CaptainChimpy: Your tag just got more orange!<br />
CortesiRaccoon: basically XD<br />
<br />
* mine_man_ is now AFK.<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: im afk<br />
[Mayor] WashingtonTdt: whoa<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: teeheehee<br />
* mine_man_ is no longer AFK.<br />
[Member] dope_cheese: how?<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: hax jk<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: 102% legit magic hax<br />
[Mod] Omricon: I can quit and still talk!<br />
[Mod] Omricon: Super hax<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: err, no<br />
Omricon left the game.<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: your still online :P<br />
[Mod] Omricon: Problem?<br />
<br />
* [Mod] Omricon: damn it yoshi<br />
<br />
* Omricon joined the game.<br />
* [Mayor] Sirots: wb<br />
* [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: wat<br />
* [Trustee] frankbros429: no its the spring version of flood in houston day today<br />
* [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: I wasn'te ven doing a world edit xD<br />
* [Mod] Omricon: damn it hnt!<br />
<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: I should go back playing overwatch<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: good luck<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: Omri do you play overwatch<br />
...<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: I suspect you don't<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: anyway...<br />
lalaboy left the game.<br />
[Mod] Omricon: oh<br />
[Mod] Omricon: didn't notice chat lol<br />
[Mod] Omricon: anyway...<br />
Omricon left the game.<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: I really like the fact that both left with the same message<br />
[Mod] AlikSong: lol<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: xD<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: that's new<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: anyway...<br />
powerminer01 left the game.<br />
<br />
== {{u|Osbuso}} ==<br />
<br />
[Lord] Osbuso: Can a [French Hen] or above please evaluate Bearbury for [Lady].<br />
[Calling Bird] _HeavenAngel_: ok doesnt include me then :D<br />
[Maid] SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
<br />
== p11 ==<br />
* I'm near the fly anal bill bored<br />
* anyone near moms apparatus <br />
Someone - its mons pratus <br />
Me - oh<br />
<br />
=={{u|pachcool4}}==<br />
* CHEIF!<br />
* Benie, can i have a world edit?<br />
* GU Announcement* I love spam!<br />
* Benie what do you mean by 'Natural Selection'!?<br />
* It's Really Quickly! REAL QUICK DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!<br />
* No Urinating on Gravcorn's roads.<br />
* sorry, my can wanted attention! (meant to say "cat")<br />
<br />
== PamelaJacosqui ==<br />
SoaPuffball: what's the town name?<br />
PamelaJacosqui: i havent named it yet oops<br />
PamelaJacosqui: i am a mess of a human<br />
Hightech_TR: TR Tip #563: Name your town before you start it<br />
<br />
== pandg2 ==<br />
*poloticts is wired<br />
<br />
==Papyrus_17==<br />
Papyrus: chief can i have a poulet et croissants?<br />
chief: sure<br />
chief: stand back<br />
[ chief activates schematica's printer ]<br />
Papyrus: WAIT WHAT<br />
Papyrus: WTF IS THIS!!!<br />
chief: {{color|magenta|'''''magic'''''}}<br />
<br />
=={{u|PieTwins}}==<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: mind to call me?<br />
[Member] PieTwins: ?<br />
[Member] PieTwins: i don't think i can my mom won't want me to (thought phone call)<br />
<br />
==PlebBurnt==<br />
<br />
''hvt trying to stay on the computer''<br />
hvt2011: "But Megaman is on!" <br />
PlebBurnt: "I don't care, let me use it!!!!"<br />
<br />
=={{u|Ptld|PtldKnight}}==<br />
<pre><br />
Tulsi: if you had to choose someone on this server that was online rn for president, who would you pick<br />
PTLD: Yoshi<br />
PTLD: no<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game<br />
Tulsi: LOLOLOL<br />
</pre><br />
Gonna try out the 69th Catronics Store's elevator<br />
WHAT<br />
*_Ptld fell from a high place*<br />
[ATTN] _Ptld is suing Feline Holdings for negligence<br />
<br />
-=Player was Kicked=-<br />
Ptld: GgGgGgGgGgGgGgG<br />
<br />
Frumple: Ptld please stop Spamming<br />
<br />
Random Players: Hi Frumple<br />
<br />
Ptld: wut<br />
<br />
Frumple: I AM NOT HERE<br />
<br />
<br />
Ptld: FIRST ONE TO FIND ME GETS $20<br />
<br />
godz wants to tp<br />
<br />
Ptld: TP IS NOT ALLOWED<br />
<br />
cal76: caps<br />
<br />
Ptld: CAPS IS ALLOWED<br />
<br />
*Ptld was kicked for "CAPS IS NOT ALLOWED"<br />
<br />
=={{u|mjpwwf|Pueffie}}==<br />
Xx_DaKing_xX joined the game<br />
Welcome Xx_DaKing_xX to the Minecraft Rapid Transit server!<br />
[Citizen] mjpwwf: Welcome, DaKing, to the most wafflicious server on Minecraft!<br />
Xx_DaKing_xX left the game<br />
<br />
autobus22: *facebus*<br />
Mjpwwf: *Gives autobus22 some asperin after he headbussed*<br />
<br />
* Breaking news: Countless injuries reported and many others surprised to see it raining men outside. Story at 11.<br />
<br />
[Councillor] tdtspeedy: I'm getting java errors on my Windoes computer...<br />
[Trustee] mjpwwf: I guess Windoes wants to Windoesn't.<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''donate to me for randomness'''<br />
[Citizen] SoaPuffball: ModernArt imma donate $-1<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: You have recieved $-1 from SoaPuffball.<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''fake news'''<br />
<br />
[Citizen] mervynang: Connected with MineChat<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: Connected with a snow block (said while he was holding a snow block)<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Introducing SnowBlock''(R)''. The newest app for Minecraft server chat on mobile platforms.TM<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^-^'<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: you took my app chat joke far :)<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Download on the Crapp Store today for free.<br />
<br />
(later...)<br />
godziltrain was killed by lalaboy using [Blaster]<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: lalalalalalalalala *miuscnoet*<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Using the new Miuscnoet(TM) feature of ''SnowBlock'', you can share audiowith your Minecraft friends.<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: *sigh*<br />
<br />
<br />
[Citizen] time2makemymove: "L" get it??? lol<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l ?<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l .<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: m ?<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: j.<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: p ?<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: w.<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: w ?<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: f.<br />
(some time later)<br />
[Senator+] Ardyle: u.<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: naughty<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: gg<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l.<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: *averted* <br />
[Ardyle -> mjpwwf] fulk you<br />
[Ardyle -> mjpwwf] xD<br />
<br />
(time2makemymove is present)<br />
mjpwwf: time2sayhaider2all<br />
SoaPuffball: time2stopthetime2puns<br />
<br />
mjpwwf: hmm...the sign says Do Not Go Here.<br />
* mjpwwf goes here.<br />
<br />
Oshawott_12 joined the game<br />
SkyjumperTalon: wb<br />
Oshawott_12: hi<br />
mjpwwf: Occupational Health and Safety Administration wott_12 joined the game<br />
<br />
=={{u|Puffball5672}}==<br />
* i found my wood<br />
* oh no, i licked myself out *meant to say "locked"*<br />
puff: can i nominate frumple<br />
music: if u feel he's worthy for trusted rank<br />
<br />
== py0 ==<br />
London_IceBoy: Tonight: Heavy snowfall brings distruption and power failures to the UK<br />
pyth0n: WOOOT<br />
London_IceBoy: :DD<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
=={{u|cgc747|QueenSmae}}==<br />
<br />
*Footy? Is that slang for a slipper?<br />
*It's weed smoking rasta magic!<br />
* *is looking at kitty's new [[SkyTransit Alliance|SkyTransit]] livery* I like the dick on the tail! (it was a cloud)<br />
* (In Mumble) Come back Kitty I'm Jewish. *I miss you. That was my phone's autocorrect.<br />
* (In Mumble) '''Squeaks loudly'''<br />
*imtaRAIL Bitch Line?<br />
*i just read that as kinky orgasm..<br />
<br />
[Member] cgc747: ./me sacrifices a goat to satan to regain my eternal youth<br />
[Mayor] mine_man_: wouldnt that just turn you into a goat<br />
[Councillor+] ArdyArd: ^^^<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: ^<br />
<br />
<br />
*hnt says elecna bay "elenca bay" and i'm just like no honey<br />
<br />
*guys i can speak welsh, want to see? "Llanfairasdfghjklposharkeishanogogogoch"<br />
<br />
*kenalfenthursty<br />
<br />
*OMG I LOVE THE D... Train in Nippia<br />
<br />
(while chasing NKtrain) ALL HANDS ON DICK <br />
<br />
DECK*<br />
<br />
=={{u|qwolf1999}}==<br />
* MCYoshi, please get out of my screenshot... <br />
* What have you been smoking???<br />
* Hey chief, when is the snaps*it coming out? (Meant Snapshot)<br />
* I'm doing meth too! (Meant math)<br />
<br />
== Ramona ==<br />
<br />
hvt2011 left the game.<br />
Ramona: aw man the slave lavor left<br />
<br />
=={{u|RLcrafters|RLcrafters}}==<br />
<br />
*YAY! A person!<br />
*I no Fk<br />
*Because their nuggetery levels are over 9000?<br />
<br />
[P1] tarheelscouse: lala, you're oddly quiet<br />
[P1] lalaboy67: That's becasue I'm doing something in the back ground<br />
[P1] bestmate66: ._.<br />
[P1] tarheelscouse: like what? :P<br />
[P1] bestmate66: :P<br />
[P1] RLcrafters: o.o RUN!!!<br />
[P1] creeperface7990: xD<br />
[P1] tarheelscouse: XDXDXD <br />
[P1] bestmate66: XD<br />
<br />
*in other news COOKIIEEESSs!!!!<br />
* :D greeeeeeeeeeen!<br />
* the horse gave physics the middle finger<br />
* i almost world edited the taiga line into oblivion<br />
<br />
[P1] Benie: Great job. Now you just nuked 1/4 of the MRT.<br />
[P1] RLcrafters: YAY<br />
<br />
* what in the name of jebadiah kerman is this?!<br />
* u are forever immortalised<br />
<br />
(Ardy and Meet was building the Siletz ARM)<br />
Ardy: what's the name of the station in the south<br />
Meet: it can be like<br />
Meet: you can name it<3<br />
RL: welcome to <3 station please change here<br />
<br />
(Allifarki asked RL to build a franchise in his city one day)<br />
[Trustee] allifarki: RL your plot is ready<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: thts WAAAAAAAAAAY to shit<br />
allifarki left the game.<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: small!*<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ew<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ewww<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: someone said tht in mumble and i typed it<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ewwwwwwwww<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap ._.<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: who?<br />
allifarki joined the game<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: thts WAAAAAAAAAAY to shit<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap ._.<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: small<br />
allifarki left the game.<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: what the...?<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: is what i meant to say<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: twice...<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: lol<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: you keep ragequiting him<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: RIP<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: rip in shit<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: *small<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: LOL<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: ......<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: armada is so shit<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: *small<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: huehuehuehuehuehuehue<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: D: *dies*<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: but really armada is shit<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: yep we just created a new inside joke<br />
<br />
* This station is a bit borkt<br />
* Bay 1 is the Just-a-bit-too-big-for-a-small-bus-bay-but-not-quite-large-enough-for-a-coach-bay-bay<br />
<br />
*how the f do you build before i can say supercalifragillisticexpialladocious<br />
<br />
* This is actually a highway, the B-Whatiwannacallitwhenitsdone to segville.<br />
<br />
* Im apparently pregnant with a baby chief called tarheel jr<br />
<br />
*OMG THIS BUILDING GIVES YOU THE FINGER<br />
<br />
*llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch-ium, element number: Wales!<br />
<br />
*Transferium, element 119, like to gain WarpTrains and be angry at everything.<br />
<br />
*robin... I LOVE YOU...... KISS ME<br />
<br />
RLcrafters: ATTN: The AFS HAS NOT shot down santa,<br />
Santabus22 died<br />
<br />
*What we have there is A: a nerd, and 2: ... (much mumble lol'ing ensues)<br />
<br />
* "joins" *a huge explosion is heard, in the distance a mushroom cloud forms* Everything thinks: RL........ :/<br />
<br />
i play like , 5 instruments<br />
not at teh same time though<br />
<br />
== {{u|Robang592}} ==<br />
*spawn (trying to type /spawn)<br />
*Shiok Shiok Satay! Shiok Shiok Satay! Beef or chicken patty, lets makan and party!<br />
<br />
=={{u|ryanfriel}}==<br />
*SoaPuffball is planning a 16 floor tall skyscraper, and Seastep is AFK. Both players are [Trustee]s.<br />
[Guest]: where is 16 floor skyscraper<br />
(at the same time)<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: in my new town<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: in my new town<br />
[Mayor+] ryanfriel: he is afk<br />
[Mayor+] ryanfriel: shoot got you guys mixed up<br />
<br />
=={{u|samyankeesfan20}}==<br />
* Hi Cheif!|Hi!| *chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*<br />
* Don't mind me, I'm just griefing.<br />
* AFK, stealing Thomas's bacon. *thomasfyfe shocked samyankeesfan20*<br />
* Benie you'll pay for this! (after Benie pranked him during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)<br />
* I have a new favourite food, an Ish Muffin<br />
* Bindo.<br />
* Hawks, on Minechat your face looks like an Iron Man that is taking a mega crap.<br />
* Throw your hands in the aiya, if you's a true playa. \o/<br />
* Sam: I'm off to G10.....to grief >:D Robin: You do that and I'll burn your town.<br />
* Rap is poetry. Dirty poetry.<br />
* Handy Manny. I break it, you fix it.<br />
Sam: I AFK boxed Chief. :D<br />
*lighting bolts are heard everywhere*<br />
Sam: hi chief...<br />
Benie: You angered the gods...<br />
jphgolf4321: i think sam's dead...<br />
Sam: erm...<br />
*chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*<br />
Sam: damnit<br />
* Go home, you're drunk.<br />
* wop wop wop<br />
* Yeet<br />
* The old map is more overcrowded than the Bronx<br />
* bruh<br />
* shoutout to all the pear<br />
<br />
== _sans05 ==<br />
[Media] _sans05: Good Morning Montego! Larkspur officers have hacked the DNC, Trump sworn in as dictator for all life<br />
Vickiposa: f***<br />
[Media] _sans05: Update: Vickiposa has been arrested by the MRT staff and Frumple<br />
[Media] KittyCat11231: '''BNN! Breaking News >>''' Investigators find literal smoking gun inside Vickiposa's admod office.<br />
Vickiposa: f*** x2<br />
SoaPuffball: oi no swearing<br />
SoaPuffball: this is a christian server<br />
_sans05: h***<br />
Vickiposa: f*** x3<br />
<br />
== Scopez_x_dynamo ==<br />
who can make me WORLD TRACE CENTER for $55<br />
<br />
=={{u|Seastep}}==<br />
_HeavenAngel_: So where are you from steppy?<br />
Seastep: Sorry, I may be afk sometimes<br />
Seastep: So nationality?<br />
*lengthy discussion about the definition of 'nationality'*<br />
Seastep: So my MRT home town is Aviation<br />
Seastep: It is on the NE16 station in the northeastern part of the map<br />
Seastep: It is two stops away from Titsensaki (NE18), the eastern terminus of the Northern Line.<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
Seastep: Do I get a cookie for that?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: only crumbs<br />
_HeavenAngel_: 1/10<br />
Seastep: xD<br />
<br />
Seastep: Wait, I can't edit<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ?<br />
Seastep: I'm an auto-confirmed user and I'm a Trustee, so I should be able to edit a semi-protected page like Funny Quotes...<br />
_HeavenAngel_: really?<br />
*Seastep checks wiki page again, notices something*<br />
Seastep: nvm<br />
Seastep: I didn't log in<br />
Seastep: XDD<br />
_HeavenAngel_: llel<br />
Seastep: I should add that to Funny Quotes too<br />
<br />
Seastep: well it's the fire<br />
SoSo123: no fire here :P<br />
Seastep: lol good<br />
SoSo123: no fire department here too :P<br />
Seastep: lol bad<br />
<br />
Seastep: AP?<br />
AP_Red: aye?<br />
Seastep: Could I call you PPAP?<br />
Seastep died<br />
<br />
*Soa puts on a dragon head on Seastep while he is editing Funny Quotes. Much later, he tells Sea to do F5.<br />
Seastep: Wait how did you get that onto me?!<br />
SoaPuffball: dispensers<br />
lfpp003: ?<br />
lfpp003: lol<br />
Seastep: ...<br />
<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: i have so much unused space<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: dunno what to build here<br />
[Trustee] Seastep: 15 Ice Tea Vendors xD<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: xD<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: lel<br />
<br />
*Seastep is raging at Soa for AFK boxing him<br />
OH FFS<br />
SOAAA<br />
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE??<br />
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE???<br />
THE LAMB SAUCE!!!<br />
YOU CAN'T GRILL<br />
WITHOUT LAMB SAUCE<br />
<br />
*cancelling riot because no longer controlled by Gordon Ramsay<br />
<br />
Titsenski<br />
Savacaciski<br />
Aviationski<br />
Savacacski<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: anyone want to help me out with my glasswork? will pay 10 dollars<br />
camelfantasy: nah, too much of a pane<br />
Seastep: ba dum ass<br />
<br />
*talking rather quickly*<br />
Slow down your chat! You're halfway to being muted to spam!<br />
Seastep: I'm apparently half-way to being muted to spam<br />
TheSubway: lel<br />
TheSubway: gg<br />
TheSubway: get muted for spam<br />
<br />
=={{u|sesese9}}==<br />
sesese9: On the third day, God said let there be rest..<br />
_frozen: On the third day, God said 'What the heck happened here?!'<br />
sesese9: World-Edit happened...<br />
Narnia17: lol<br />
<br />
sesese9: (in Mumble): I'm not going to win the lottery...<br />
[Server]: Congrats to sesese9 for winning....<br />
Music3_0: what?<br />
KittyCat11231: wow<br />
sesese9: lol<br />
<br />
sesese9: hey alex, could I borrow your opinion for a sec?<br />
vexpix: lol sesese, as long as you give his opinion back<br />
alex: LOL<br />
<br />
autobus22: so what is se * se * se /=?<br />
autobus22: :P<br />
sesese9: 27 :)<br />
autobus22: true that could be<br />
<br />
_frozen: in fact: West Calbar will have two/three lines through it<br />
sesese9: 0_0<br />
_frozen: just a benefit of being a neighbour with me<br />
sesese9: yay :D<br />
<br />
sesese9: *goes to a corner*<br />
KittyCat111231: *slaps sesese9*<br />
sesese9: kitty, you are abusive<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: lol<br />
<br />
megascatterbomb: i dont feel so good<br />
{{color|yellow|megascatterbomb left the game}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|sesese9}} kicked megascatterbomb for *snap*}}<br />
<br />
In the plug.dj:<br />
Protocol: ah yes, rewind time. plug.dj with Cacto, kastle, hvt and protocol.<br />
sesese9: boi<br />
In the server:<br />
MC_Protocol left the game.<br />
Player sesese9 kicked MC_Protocol for never forget sese.<br />
<br />
Conric005: is hvt going to yeet me again<br />
Conric005: no? ok<br />
Player sesese9 kicked Conric005 for you have been yeeted.<br />
[Discord] Conric005: welp<br />
[Discord] Conric005: guess i got yeeted<br />
<br />
==shadowboarder==<br />
*don't worry SirNatureWriter, im not in it either<br />
<br />
== {{u|_ShiniStudios_}} ==<br />
ShiniStudios: admods, pls kick me. I'm too addicted rn in i need some sleep<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: can you pls kick shini<br />
megascatterbomb: if you can type you can click disconnect<br />
<br />
==Shirin_Maya==<br />
<br />
*In PM with Tar**<br />
Tarheelscouse: I know it's personal info, but if you don't mind me asking, how old are you?<br />
Shirin_Maya: Approximately?<br />
Shirin_Maya: Around 0-100<br />
Tarheelscouse: XD<br />
<br />
*Dig dig dig dig (while ardy was making a road and shirin was guest)<br />
<br />
Ardy: I remember the times shirin was a guest<br />
Shirin: God: I remember the times frumple being a guest<br />
<br />
== Silverbubble ==<br />
*wait afk boxing means actually boxing them?<br />
<br />
*(before leaving to take a shower) I kinda smell like shit, bbl.<br />
<br />
ModernArt: silver i build a new town in the epsilonian east called Freshwater :D<br />
SilverBubble: is it liek farwater<br />
SilverBubble: but better?<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: you know hwat iwl ltlak in p1<br />
[P1] SilverBubble: you know hwat iwl ltlak in p1<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: who owned seastep again?<br />
SoaPuffball: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh<br />
SoaPuffball: *facepalm*<br />
SoaPuffball: seastep is a player<br />
SoaPuffball: aviation is a town<br />
SilverBubble: ah<br />
<br />
~SilverBubble: ()<br />
-----<br />
l<br />
/\<br />
D E S P A C I T O<br />
Cookie46910: no<br />
SilverBubble: OOPS<br />
megascatterbomb: no<br />
Cookie46910: no<br />
hvt2011: NO<br />
Cookie46910: bad<br />
SoaPuffball: noooooooo<br />
<br />
== SirNatureWriter ==<br />
*Hello and welcome back to another episode of placing iron bars on iron bars with sirnaturewriter<br />
<br />
== {{u|Sirots}} ==<br />
<br />
**Sirots asks someone to help him raise a roof a few blocks** <br />
*15 minutes later*<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor+]}} Sirots: Thanks to you lazy bums I actually had to do something xD <br />
{{colour|green|[Senator+]}} camelfantasy: xD <br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: I consider my franchise a lot like Dominos. We were awful at first but then we got really good :P <br />
<br />
{{colour|orange|FlareGFX died}} <br />
{{colour|orange|Player}} {{colour|red|FlareGFX}} {{colour|orange|took their own life.}} <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: He was so young...<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Moleurs: Advert: Come to Frontier Graphics! We're great at our job and we're free! <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Advert: Come to MRT Logo Services! We're BETTER than Frontier Graphics and we charge you money! :P <br />
<br />
{{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} autobus22: *ignore that spam <br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: saying "ignore it" doesn't change that it happened :P <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ./ignore MinecraftYoshi26 :P <br />
{{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} mine_man_: xd<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Hey bert stop spamming with falls, we're having a serious debate here, kthxbyeee :P <br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Frumple promoted tarhellscouse from member to mod :P <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: woops I said tarhells instead of tarheels <br />
{{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} autobus22: "oh no the tarscouses from hell are attacking" <br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: I am a royaM, the 6th rank in the TRM<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Wait mineman was Nicki_Minaynay?!?! <br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: For once I'm the only Mayor on right now...<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: This is an important moment in history for Mayorism <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: Is [[Dabecco]] in YA <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: YA? <br />
{{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: Yaxier Aliance <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: No. <br />
{{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: AWPP? <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: AP_Red Watches People Play? <br />
<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Baron has a tendency now not to respond to anything I say... :P <br />
{{colour|#B2BC16|Ortem left the game.}} <br />
{{colour|red|[Admin]}} BaronThamesBank: Hey sirots :) <br />
{{colour|green|[Senator]}} camelfantasy: xD <br />
<br />
<br />
When mjpwwf was talking about something he has to do in college:<br />
Thanks for the heads up mj. I'll remember that in 4 years!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ATTENTION: Dabecco Town Hall will be closed all of today until tomorrow morning at 8AM EST. <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} ChimpehrianDance: why? <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Because I said so. <br />
<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: This message is brought to you by Donald Frump <br />
{{colour|gray|[Guest]}} SevenBridges: xD <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: "Dump Trump, choose Frump" <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: FRUMPLE FOR PRESIDENT! <br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} _hnt: frumple's canadian <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ...of the MRT <br />
<br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} Omricon: damn it hnt! <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Damnit Omricon! Why are you damnit-ing other mods? <br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: :P <br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: Blame hnt <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: YEAH! LET'S BURN HIS HOUSE <br />
{{colour|cyan|[Citizen+]}} ModernArt: lol<br />
<br />
== Skelezomperman ==<br />
<br />
* mcyoshi can u do the spleef its at 12 plz tell me the last one standing kthxbye | Skelezomperman has left the game<br />
<br />
* can i box chief frumple?<br />
<br />
Skele: how many people do you think eastside stadium could fit?<br />
Kitty: probably over half the amount the server can<br />
(While Skele was setting up the I TacoBurritoAThon)<br />
<br />
* Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, don't make me get it out<br />
<br />
nopro, do you wanna see the junk? (Referring to the old stuff under Crystal City)<br />
<br />
Skelezomperman: *Kraftler1 joined the game*<br />
Half_Crafteur: lol<br />
Skelezomperman: watch<br />
*Kraftler1 joined the game*<br />
* WARNING: Do NOT edit flags. Violators (including staff) will be prosedcuted.<br />
<br />
Skele: I'm experimenting with ice in my bedroom<br />
Kitty: that sounded so wrong<br />
Skele: ...<br />
<br />
*who wants a free advertisment on the MRT NewsChannel stream for only $10<br />
<br />
Cabal: I love rule 34<br />
~Skele: ^^^^^^^^^^^<br />
SoaPuffball: watch that pointer<br />
(Cabal's post was not sent to the Discord channel)<br />
<br />
== {{u|SkyjumperTalon}} ==<br />
<br />
*May I potentally ask to be an employed lady? An upgrade to mayor? (Christmas 17 ranks, [Mayor] is [Maid])<br />
*Turns out my school was supposed to be cancelled today but the superintendent overslept<br />
<br />
SkyjumperTalon: I'm an idiot and decided to put a metro pilar in the middle of the Eagleshort mini golf course<br />
SkyjumperTalon: I'm keeping it that way btw<br />
<br />
==SMB76Spotter==<br />
SMB76Spotter: PSYDUCK IS BAE<br />
SoSo123: PSY? Oh no...<br />
_HeavenAngel_: :o<br />
SMB76Spotter: _HeavenAngel_ IS BAE<br />
_HeavenAngel_: :o<br />
SMB76Spotter: TOARU IS HORNY<br />
_HeavenAngel_: LOL<br />
SoSo123: wat<br />
SMB76Spotter: KEVIN WANTS A SEIZURE<br />
SoSo123: wtf<br />
SMB76Spotter: SoSo123 IS TRIGGERED<br />
SoSo123: wat<br />
SMB76Spotter: LALALALALALALALALALALALA<br />
SoSo123: ...<br />
SMB76Spotter: * dies *<br />
SMB76Spotter died<br />
Player SMB76Spotter took their own life.<br />
SoSo123: we should add that to the quotes<br />
SMB76Spotter: yep<br />
_HeavenAngel_: You shouldn't have eaten those pills<br />
SMB76Spotter: I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA<br />
SoSo123: That MV sucks<br />
SoSo123: The song is terrible too<br />
<br />
=={{u|SoaPuffball}}==<br />
<br />
a floating block is realistic<br />
i shot it with my unrealistic invisible starship<br />
<br />
Guest joined the game.<br />
Welcome Guest to the Minecart Rapid Transit server!<br />
SoaPuffball: wb<br />
<br />
*Guest has been relogging a lot<br />
[Guest] left the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: Guest joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: nope<br />
[Guest] joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: lel<br />
SoSo123: add that to your quotes<br />
<br />
ModernArt: know can you do some cars for me in Norwest pls?<br />
knowmads7: and yea sure<br />
SoaPuffball: pay him a nuke first then<br />
ModernArt: oh wow<br />
knowmads7: *** lol<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: aaaand i can't reach shadow anymore<br />
SoaPuffball: :(<br />
* LDShadowLord is now AFK.<br />
SoaPuffball: (as in Shadow_Lord1234)<br />
SoSo123: LOL<br />
SoaPuffball: wow<br />
SoaPuffball: when i said that the other shadowlord went afk :P<br />
<br />
frogggggg: the firework system is finished :D<br />
SnowPuffball_: :D<br />
SnowPuffball_: Does the fire work?<br />
frogggggg: yeep<br />
SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
London150: Ohhhh<br />
_Kastle: ?<br />
London150: The puns are incredible<br />
SnowPuffball_: fire work = firework<br />
<br />
(talking about 1.13 features)<br />
SoaPuffball: actually usable 38:8<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: what code is 38:8?<br />
SoaPuffball: smooth stone<br />
AP_Red: No, that's 43:8<br />
SoaPuffball: oyerite<br />
AP_Red: 38:8's the oxeye daisy<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: lol<br />
SoaPuffball: :P<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: i got an omae mou<br />
SoaPuffball: i got a wa shindeiru<br />
SoaPuffball: uh<br />
Kel5: n a n i s o a<br />
SoaPuffball: omae wa mou shindeiru<br />
lalaboy: NANI<br />
<br />
(_Kastle was recently demoted)<br />
SoaPuffball: kastle!<br />
SoaPuffball: congrats for trial mod!<br />
SoaPuffball: :3<br />
Kel5: ^<br />
_Kastle: lol<br />
<br />
Starcubed: does anyone want a quick buck<br />
SoaPuffball: me<br />
Starcubed: tpa :P<br />
*Soa tpa's to Star*<br />
SoaPuffball: now give me mah moneh<br />
Starcubed: could you fill in<br />
Starcubed: oh<br />
SoaPuffball: with<br />
Starcubed: OH<br />
Starcubed: LOl<br />
*Star gives $0.001 to Soa*<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: soa, do not say where we are<br />
SoaPuffball: where we are<br />
SoaPuffball: :^<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: da**it<br />
<br />
(1 hour before restart, AyyLion and Cookie are teammates in TAR)<br />
cookie46910 died in a wall (npc)<br />
AyyLion: cookie dies in infinity war<br />
woorich999: restart was 23 hours ago<br />
woorich999: it takes that npc 23 hours to die<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
SoaPuffball: 23 Hours to Die: The Movie<br />
AyyLion: lol that should be out TAR name<br />
<br />
[Media] ModernArt: Do you not have any money on demand? Do you desperately need it? well /msg ModernArt for loans! 50% payback! if you don't pay, you will be-<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: killed and banned forever!<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
[Media] frogggggg: Splattered all over the wall and be ditched by your insurance! :D<br />
<br />
<br />
(in Frumple’s YouTube video of [[The Mole 9]] Episode 5)<br />
SoaPuffball: [Mod] CynraSilver: hello / Cynra got demoted?<br />
Frumple: Read the date at the beginning and the video description: “This episode was held on May 5, 2018” / This was a day before the May GSM where Cynra got promoted.<br />
SoaPuffball: Frumple lol<br />
<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: Tacurger Shack @ Evella Airport<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: Now Open1<br />
nicrats: Open1<br />
SoaPuffball: Open2<br />
nicrats: Open3<br />
<br />
Skelezomperman: hey Narnia, are you willing to partner with me for A1 work?<br />
SoaPuffball: that translates to "can you please be my w/e slave"<br />
sesese9: xD<br />
<br />
hvt2011: my f key wouldn't activate for some reason<br />
IcedPuffball: press f to pay respects<br />
hvt2011: g<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: F<br />
Cact0: d<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: 6<br />
<br />
Cact0: k brb<br />
Cact0: dinner<br />
IcedPuffball: bon appetiet<br />
IcedPuffball: that's a wrong spelling I think :/<br />
IcedPuffball: and wrong grammar :/ :/<br />
<br />
(me is SoaPuffball)<br />
[me -> ByteMega] thanks<br />
[ByteMega -> me] somewhere around this area<br />
[ByteMega -> me] and dont screw up the lake plsthansk<br />
[me -> ByteMega] * turns the lake into a screw<br />
[ByteMega -> me] *annexes your town<br />
<br />
Cact0: my wall just vanished<br />
Cact0: f*****g internet<br />
SoaPuffball: wall is an admod confirmed<br />
Cact0: xD<br />
SoaPuffball: cacto's wall<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: you are the ocean's mistake<br />
SoaPuffball: destined for memes and dreams<br />
SoaPuffball: and maids you f-g weeb<br />
SoaPuffball: (hia)<br />
<br />
Conric005: does anyone know of a head i can use for an airport security guard '''other than the head of tom'''<br />
Cact0: uhh<br />
Cact0: the head of tom<br />
SoaPuffball: Tom_Pairs's head<br />
Conric005: boi<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: always n steps ahead*<br />
SoaPuffball: (n may be zero or negative)<br />
<br />
camelfantasy: yoshi's name is 16 characters so it's atleast 16<br />
SoaPuffball: isnt yoshi just 5<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: mood<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: helicopters are dumb<br />
SoaPuffball: waht you're sying is<br />
SoaPuffball: "the only means of transport to many isolated towns are dumb"<br />
time2makemymove left the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: aaaaaaaaand he left<br />
<br />
Narnia17: whats after pinkconc1-10<br />
(frosty pasting schematics)<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: next is purple<br />
SoaPuffball: grayconc<br />
Narnia17: DA**IT<br />
SoaPuffball: ?<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: wat<br />
Narnia17: i tried grayconc<br />
SoaPuffball: LOL<br />
Narnia17: this is why we can't have nice things<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: xD<br />
SoaPuffball died<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: gj soa<br />
<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: Comet Cafe @ Larkspur<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: ...is not yet open.<br />
[Media] woorich999: Freshee Tea @ LAR Airport is finished but not open<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: but it's ready to open when Larkspur Lilyflower opens!<br />
<br />
[Discord] Echo: all hail echohue<br />
SoaPuffball: hi echo<br />
SoaPuffball: sorry, but i don't send hailstorms<br />
<br />
(referencing time's infamous quote)<br />
SoaPuffball: then, everyone and their mom had a gate at atc<br />
SoaPuffball: next, everyone and their mom had a gate at fyi<br />
SoaPuffball: soon, everyone and their mom had a gate at lar :P<br />
<br />
''[Server] New World Dynmap Render in progress...''<br />
''[Server] No WorldEdits or other dynmap renders allowed.''<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: hi may i pls have a heli pasted in because schematica doesn't exist as far as i know<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: soa read the blue message :P<br />
SoaPuffball: oyarite ty<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: may i pls still have it kappa<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um soa<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: you may not have it because of the blue message :P<br />
SoaPuffball: read the last word :P<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: that is a greek letter yes<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: i'm going to be on a long-a** flight tomorrow, ama except where i'm going :P<br />
SoaPuffball: where are you going<br />
* soa gets smitten<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: cookie?<br />
Cookie46910: hi<br />
SoaPuffball: why am i calling cookie lol<br />
Cookie46910: ?<br />
SoaPuffball: moramoa is mega's right<br />
Cookie46910: yea<br />
SoaPuffball: then why was i asking you :P<br />
SoaPuffball: *facepalm*<br />
Cookie46910: ?????<br />
hvt2011: ?????????????????????????<br />
<br />
Needn_NL: bonjour<br />
SoaPuffball: cya<br />
Needn_NL: bonjour as in hai<br />
SoaPuffball: .-. me<br />
SoaPuffball: and my knowledge of french<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: many users are known for not liking something.<br />
SoaPuffball: for instance, kitty is known for not liking alliance lease gates, time helicopters, and soa glass panes.<br />
lil_shadow59: What am i known for not liking<br />
Echohue: I love everybody <3<br />
Echohue: except for soa<br />
SoaPuffball: lil_shadow59 anything that is not a power plant<br />
lil_shadow59: d**n you got me<br />
SoaPuffball: soa is also known for not liking Echohue.<br />
Echohue: D:<br />
SoaPuffball: checkmate<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: kangaroo is known for hating the bed<br />
TheGreenKangaroo left the game.<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: mumble is just a compilation of people saying hello<br />
Cookie46910: mood<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: idk why but i feel like vicki was destined to be a mod from the very start<br />
Vickiposa: it's my d e s t i n y<br />
SoaPuffball: she rigged her very first lottery ticket :P<br />
KittyCat11231: ''"i am inevitable"'' -vicki<br />
<br />
[Discord] LithiumMirnuriX: Hey, your country is annexed and country code merged?<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/443854485190606859/583931841636204556/image0.png<br />
SoaPuffball: how much am i gonna be going deeper to that image<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: ^there's something wrong when an image answering your question goes 4 screenshots deep<br />
SoaPuffball: we shouldn't go deeper<br />
<br />
* woorich999 is no longer AFK.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi woorich<br />
SoaPuffball: hey woorich<br />
woorich999: hi<br />
woorich999: hey<br />
Cookie46910: hi soa<br />
Coolie46910: heya soa<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: i'm wearing pants<br />
Vulpicula: pfft, wearing pants<br />
SoaPuffball: Vulpicula wears a skirt<br />
Vulpicula: ahem, it's called a kilt and it's MANLY. :><br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: vulpicula wears a skirt confirmed<br />
Vulpicula: plus there's a nice cool breeze in the summer<br />
<Chief shocks Vulpicula.><br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: julius seesaw x jk bowling<br />
[Discord] London150: :O<br />
[Discord] London150: Bad soa<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: i’m sorry i should’ve not said that<br />
[Discord] London150: Ban<br />
<br />
*its impolite to lag while playing xD<br />
*According to all known laws of swimming, there is no way a squid should be able to go through walls. / Its tentacles are too small to get it's fat little body onto the walls. / The squid, of course, goes through walls anyway because squids don't care what humans think are impossible.<br />
*lottery update: you can now waste $25 in the lottery to get $0!<br />
*brb fingerdash<br />
*buy fred scam! $999.99 for 1 month of scam!<br />
* [HelpOp] SoaPuffball: it's your cue to unafk (MIKE24DUDE left after realizing that all mods are afk when asking a w/e)<br />
*/summon minecraft:player[rank="mod,admin"]<br />
*kota lembah's name is now lifebush<br />
*i don't like acacia wood but i like acacia blocks<br />
*i'm kinda good at avoiding landscars except when i'm not<br />
*time to sit and watch while the others duel for gates<br />
*the plural of staff is staves<br />
*[Media] SoaPuffball: IntraRail - we don't know where in The Map(tm) our stations are<br />
*my mind: "country roads take me home to the place i belong west arcadia"<br />
*ap, head of ppap<br />
*julius seesaw<br />
<br />
=={{u|Soleurs}}==<br />
* CHIEFIE!<br />
* Uh oh, I must've hired another advertiser in my sleep again.<br />
* I wasn't singing........ *Soleurs was moved to Random Musical Interludes by Benie*<br />
* I need "person here" on.<br />
* For crying out loud...<br />
* Yay for shameless advertising!<br />
* .....Or we could do that (To many scenarios that McYoshi presents to me that are simpler than mine)<br />
* Owie! *after being shocked*<br />
* LP *insert division here* is here to help!<br />
* It's a small world after all!........ *Soleurs was moved to Random Musical Interludes by Benie*<br />
* Yoooooo Hallloooooooooo!<br />
* WB *insert username here*<br />
* You touched my redstone! *Soleurs was moved to Redstone and Fireworks by Benie*<br />
* Nice work, I crashed! (To McYoshi)<br />
* I believe I just flooded my stairwell.<br />
* Thou shalt not throw snowballs into my summer home!<br />
* I'm singing! ... Just to annoy—! *Soleurs was muted by Benie before sentence could be finished*<br />
* I think you will need something stronger than a Pokèball to catch a Frumple<br />
* You'll be Soleurs' sunspot as well as Benie's Ender Minion (to qwolf1999)<br />
* Donkey Dorf!<br />
* Oklahoma: The Land of Unpredictable Weather.<br />
* The itty-bitty widdle ADF recruitees<br />
* Buh buh buh bird bird bird, bird is online. Buh buh bird, bird, bird is online.<br />
* 2Gopher gets a phone call", BRINGBRING BRING PHONE CALL PHONE CALL BRINGBRINGBRING<br />
Soleurs joined the game<br />
Soleurs: ./bitchslap JohnNotTech<br />
* We're working on John's artificial butt.<br />
* Presenting SOLEURS BELL! Tinker Bell is off tonight.<br />
* I'll ride FredRail, don't abuse me. To Fred while being abused<br />
<br />
=={{u|SonicTornado}}==<br />
* *Funeral Music*<br />
* plugins=LAG!!<br />
* GRIEF(after yoshi broke a block in checkers/mumble chat)<br />
* and then there was two<br />
* Srry, my brain is dead right now<br />
* Keks is 99.99% Cookies<br />
* (In Mumble) Tom_Pairs: These Helicopters look like Lego Duplo Blocks | SonicTornado: Try placing a big one in a 8x8x1 cuboid<br />
* SonicTornado: Hows Lide | Frumple: I like lide, lides good | SonicTornado: Life*!!<br />
* I need a lawyer, NOW!<br />
* SonicTornado: Why you got to be so mean, chiefie! | chiefbozx: ? | Minecrfatyoshi26: Hey Sonic thats my thing, why you got to be so mean?<br />
<br />
== {{u|soso123}} ==<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} ByteMega: *bites Adan*<br />
<br />
{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} AdanWongCL2: *summons Diemundz aka Superman*<br />
<br />
a while later...<br />
<br />
{{color|Yellow|Diemundz joined the game.}}<br />
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<br />
*Why aren't black ppl named Black Widows?<br />
<br />
*I hope he won't freeze my account lol<br />
Elsa couldn't control herself<br />
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<br />
{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} AdanWongCL2: DrainPro<br />
<br />
(I forgot who): DrainPro your town should have a lot of drains<br />
<br />
(then a lot of people like Toaro and HeavenAngel called TrainPro into a lot of different rhymed names)<br />
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{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} FinnehPleh: Adan<br />
<br />
(exactly same second)<br />
<br />
{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} AdanWongCL2: ???<br />
<br />
{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} FinnehPleh: ?<br />
<br />
*Edited Ricky (meant to be edited wiki)<br />
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<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} Toaro: It's not as poor at Ethopia<br />
<br />
{{color|DarkCyan|[Trustee]}} AdanWongCL2: Not as poor as Utopia<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: : Two Stringles.<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: One called Stringle55, one called Stringle55. So confusing...<br />
<br />
{{color|RoyalBlue|[Councilor]}} TrainPro: define "confusing".<br />
<br />
{{color|RoyalBlue|[Councilor]}} VernCow: probably brothers or something<br />
<br />
{{color|Gray|[Guest]}} StringleSS: I don't have a brother<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} Stringle55: i don't have a brother<br />
<br />
(EXACTLY SAME SECOND o_o)<br />
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<br />
*If you kiss die you'll die<br />
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<br />
{{color|Yellow|Starcubed}} joined the game.<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: wb the star cubed into a kottle then grew wings and became a bottle then flew away<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} Starcubed: lol<br />
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<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: I'm having fever<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: Still feeling a bit dizzy...<br />
<br />
{{color|DarkGreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: aww gws<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: aww thanks :3<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: *admod joins the game*<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: Player <insert admod here> kicked soso123 for Go to sleep if your sick.<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: *soso123 joins the game*<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: no <insert admod here> I got perms from my mommy :(<br />
<br />
{{color|DarkGreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: lol<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: welp<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: I'ma add that to the quotes<br />
<br />
{{color|DarkGreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: lol<br />
<br />
{{color|Yellow|soso123 joined the game.}}<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor+]}} Toaro: heya<br />
<br />
{{color|darkgreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: heya<br />
<br />
{{color|darkgreen|[P1]}} soso123: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLL<br />
<br />
{{color|darkgreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: lol<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} Toaro: BOOOOOOOMMMMM<br />
<br />
{{color|darkgreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: the guest went out like a wrecking ball<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} Toaro: of course<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} Toaro: BOOM BOOM BOOM<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: the tv is saying: we explode the zombies to make them fresher (directly translated from Chinese)<br />
<br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}} tomtomy8: ...<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} BuildPilot: lol soso<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: jk it's shredded ginger which sounds 100% like zombies in Chinese<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: Am I acting immature lel<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: ur acting mature lel<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: lel guess my age<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]]}} _HeavenAngel_: 69<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: ageless<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: you're both out<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: I win<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: goodbye<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: I win too<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: yay angels and SMB wins<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: You're both out of the quiz<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: xD<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: xD<br />
<br />
<br />
SoSo: yay emperor's new clothes<br />
SoSo: A full set of monkey costume<br />
SoSo: That suits my classmate<br />
Chimpy: brb changing skin<br />
CaptainChimpy left the game.<br />
<br />
<br />
SoSo: Unjinz wanna help with metros?<br />
unjinz: uhhhh<br />
SoSo: what does the fox say?<br />
SoSo: unjinz: uhhhh<br />
unjinz: uhhhh<br />
SoSo: I guess Ylvis got it wrong then xD<br />
unjinz: Ylvis didn't know what they started xD<br />
miney: oh god<br />
DJMC: Foxes bark.<br />
unjinz: not really it's weird<br />
<br />
(When _InDev_ is randomly PVP-ing his bro)<br />
SoSo: InDev stop torturing ur bro :(<br />
InDev: shh I'm fighting with a diamond hoe<br />
<br />
(When bulba is trying to sleep but he couldn't)<br />
bulba: apparently the moon is fighting against going up<br />
SoSo: Apparently the sun is bullying the moon.<br />
bulba: ...<br />
<br />
DoTheKeno_ fell out of the world<br />
SoSo: InDev >:(<br />
InDev: I swear I'm not doing anything<br />
SoSo: stop torturing ur bro xD<br />
Sesh: lol<br />
<br />
Chimpy: How pure is New York snow?<br />
SoSo: it's purer than your love to your mama :P<br />
Chimpy: XD<br />
Froggy: LOL soso<br />
<br />
*SoaPuffball trolls SoSo by spawning rabbits named "Rebettka" and "Ribbitka"<br />
REBBETKA<br />
This classroom is not for rabbits<br />
*later..<br />
HOLY CRABSTICKS<br />
ITS THE RABBITS<br />
<br />
*to build in my property you need to fly to america and wake up camel<br />
<br />
Ardy: drop the bass<br />
SoSo: the bass dropped so hard that all the MRT members fell down from the space world to the games world<br />
Skele: lol<br />
<br />
Mossie: Personally I find it better doing last minute revision<br />
SoSo: same but my parents force me to do first minute revision<br />
SoSo: *middle minute revision<br />
Mossie: lol<br />
SoSo: *mid-last minute revision<br />
<br />
SoSo123 joined the game.<br />
Heaven: hey sauce<br />
SoSo: hey I'm jam not sauce<br />
Heaven: xD<br />
<br />
(trying to define OSC aka Object Show Community)<br />
Octopus Swimming Contest/.'<br />
Octopus Swimming Contest?<br />
<br />
SoSo123: raining steak<br />
jphgolf4321: stop raining steak pls<br />
SoaPuffball: wow<br />
<br />
Yellowitcher is now afk.<br />
SoSo123: nao yello jello<br />
SoSo123: don't be afk<br />
Yellowitcher left the game.<br />
SoSo123: YELLO JELLO DON'T GO! e_e<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: frosty's production is temporarialy put on hold while I find the locations<br />
SoSo123: lol<br />
SoSo123: there's 1 in stoneedge<br />
SoSo123: do i get money<br />
SoaPuffball: there's one in savacaci<br />
<br />
* Lag Spike happens<br />
godziltrain: still max blocks<br />
SoaPuffball: wat<br />
SoSo123: rly?<br />
godziltrain: yup, hende the lag rn<br />
[Media] SoSo123: EXTREME LAG WARNING<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
SoSo123: that came out so late<br />
godziltrain: bit late for that<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
* later<br />
godziltrain: undoing it now, I've got the area so I can clear the land first<br />
SoSo123: ok<br />
* Lag Spike happens<br />
[Media] godziltrain: lag over<br />
[Media] SoSo123: Another lag warning<br />
SoaPuffball: late lol<br />
[Media] SoSo123: SoSo123 is not responsible for sending out late lag messages<br />
godziltrain: yes you are<br />
SoSo123: :(<br />
SoaPuffball: you are lol<br />
* later<br />
godziltrain: just a wee bit<br />
* Lag Spike happens<br />
[Media] SoSo123: I hope this lag warning doesn't come out late<br />
[Media] SoSo123: Damn<br />
SoaPuffball: it does<br />
[Media] SoSo123: SoSo123 is sad right now due to his lag warning keep sending out late<br />
<br />
* People are talking about Ben6331<br />
[Governor] SoSo123: Ban6331<br />
[Mod] AlikSong: LOL soso<br />
<br />
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<br />
*SoSo123 joined the game<br />
*ConnConn2005 : hi<br />
*ModernArt: wb<br />
*SoSo123: Hii<br />
*SoSo123: No admods...<br />
*Ap_Red joined the game<br />
<br />
SnowPlow123: *uses tape to cover moria's mouth<br />
SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
SnowPuffball_: i knew you knew it<br />
SnowPlow123: I knew you knew it<br />
<br />
SoSo123: camelfantasy is now AFK.<br />
* camelfantasy is now afk.<br />
SoSo123: lel<br />
SoSo123: and it's for real<br />
<br />
== Starcubed ==<br />
* A mod told me to draw a d**k.<br />
* Lala my machine is ready<br />
* installing windows will be a pane<br />
* lol what if we told people from HTC to join the MRT (talking to SoaPuffball, HTC is a very different discord server)<br />
<br />
Tsarcubed: do you have prostibots? (talking to Know)<br />
knowmads7: no xD<br />
knowmads7: thats perverted<br />
Tsarcubed: SHHHH<br />
<br />
Tsarcubed: SH*T<br />
Tsarcubed: SH*T<br />
Tsarcubed: I /CLEARED LALA'S ENDORSEMENT F**K<br />
Tsarcubed: F***<br />
Tsarcubed left the ggame.<br />
Narnia17: you see<br />
Narnia17: i saved a copy<br />
SoaPuffball: :P<br />
<br />
ModernArt: why is bird **** going on newrail trains<br />
Tsarcubed: so america can claim it<br />
ModernArt: xd<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: dab<br />
IcedPuffball: no<br />
lil_shadow59: bad<br />
<br />
Starcubed: is vicki icki<br />
Vickiposa: i like to think i'm not icki<br />
<br />
* Vickiposa is no longer AFK.<br />
SoaPuffball: hia ward girl<br />
Vickiposa: hai hai<br />
Starcubed: whats ward girl<br />
Vickiposa: me<br />
Starcubed: is vicki the queen of ward 7<br />
SoaPuffball: maybe :3<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: Starcubed at this point i could as well be nicking lil_shadow as "lily"<br />
lil_shadow59: yea<br />
Starcubed: its his stripper name<br />
SoaPuffball: :x:<br />
lil_shadow59: he's not wrong<br />
Starcubed: im not the one that made it<br />
Starcubed: i jsut err<br />
Starcubed: adopted it<br />
<br />
*anyone here remember when MRT's de facto currency was tacos<br />
<br />
Vickiposa joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi ward girl<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: Ward girl<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: What about ward woman<br />
SoaPuffball: ward lady<br />
Vickiposa: (for what it's worth, i like ward girl the most)<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: Ward the other binary gender that is made using two X chromosomes<br />
<br />
== stringle55 ==<br />
<br />
Ardy: Instead he said we can get a mod to issue a warning<br />
String: food idea<br />
Ardy: nom<br />
String: *good<br />
Ardy: LOOOL<br />
<br />
*stringle55 is stuck<br />
*DasNexus tells him to /spawn<br />
<br />
== Suppoe ==<br />
<br />
suppoe: Its 1:42 over here<br />
DasNexus: Then go to bed :P<br />
Benie: You're not our mom.<br />
DasNexus: ikr :D<br />
suppoe: Silly Gas :P<br />
DasNexus: Ehem<br />
suppoe: Oh Das*<br />
<br />
*Your teach is a beach<br />
<br />
suppoe: My town is kind of far from civilization so probably noby even noticed it lol<br />
KittyCat11231: what's its name?<br />
suppoe: I forgot lol<br />
<br />
==supykun==<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: whenever a guest joins we complain that they came here illegally<br />
KittyCat11231: :P<br />
supykun: You Immigrants! Go back to Mineplex!<br />
Narnia17: :O<br />
PieTwins: no<br />
kekkomatic: lol!<br />
Just_Robinho: LOL<br />
PieTwins: lol<br />
just_robinho: Ahahahahaha XD<br />
PieTwins: :D<br />
<br />
supykun: I made a real good roast joke<br />
tarheelscouse: please dont ever say the word "roast" ever again<br />
tarheelscouse: "roast" eww<br />
supykun: "You are so unattractive, even waifus repel from you!"<br />
tarheelscouse: xDDDD<br />
AP_Red: xD<br />
tarheelscouse: that is so amazing<br />
tarheelscouse: i am so using that<br />
<br />
supykun: So LSD, are you gonna send us a mail or..?<br />
mine_man_: LSD is a drug supy<br />
LDShadowLord: https://goo.gl/DGFuzb<br />
mine_man_: LDS is a player :P<br />
supykun: We shall be smokin our leader, Mine.<br />
mine_man_: XD<br />
TrainPro: .-.<br />
supykun: We smoke him up like a British chimney worker<br />
CortesiRaccoon: somebodyadd that to the funny quotes page<br />
TrainPro: LOL!<br />
<br />
supykun: Its okay to cuss a bit when its not offensive, Mega<br />
MegaMC: language, supy<br />
MegaMC: oh<br />
supykun: For a fucking example... like this. It's okay to do so, believe it or not xD<br />
_HeavenAngel_: supy im offended<br />
MegaMC: Me too<br />
supykun: Heaven, Im sorry I called you the E-word<br />
supykun: Example<br />
MegaMC: All of us are offended<br />
_HeavenAngel_: :(<br />
supykun: I shouldnt have said the E-Word<br />
MegaMC: Example<br />
supykun: I am also sorry for saying the T word<br />
supykun: This.<br />
MegaMC: I am also sorry for saying the S word<br />
MegaMC: sorry<br />
supykun: Next time I act like this, you can kill me to give an example.<br />
supykun: Oh damn<br />
_HeavenAngel_: xD<br />
TrainPro: ...<br />
MegaMC: Supy, you better add that to the funny quotes<br />
<br />
supykun: Janghwa City used to look like... "a strip club" -Vulpicula<br />
camelfantasy: GG<br />
CaptainChimpy: LOL<br />
dope_cheese: LOL<br />
dope_cheese: xDDD<br />
camelfantasy: xD<br />
<br />
supykun: ...Noobtella<br />
supykun: Dammit<br />
supykun: Nutella<br />
<br />
Patrick44_LFC : Be back in 5<br />
Patrick44_LFC is now AFK<br />
supykun: Seconds. Ok<br />
supykun: Are you back?<br />
Patrick44_LFC is no longer AFK<br />
Patrick44_LFC : Minutes you muppet<br />
Patrick44_LFC is now AFK<br />
<br />
supykun: Cal76 + Benie + Camelfantasy + Ortem + Narnia = CALIFORNIA<br />
<br />
supykun: I'm kinda sad the MRT Eastern is passing through my island.<br />
SoaPuffball: y<br />
supykun: It's a defunct reason, though- I originally wanted isolation<br />
supykun: "Now, the time has changed."<br />
SoaPuffball: but last i checked you can decline the offer<br />
supykun: I discussed with Frumple.<br />
supykun: He said, "If you have the Eastern Line, you are a cool fox"<br />
supykun: And I was like, "Oh shit"<br />
SoaPuffball: that needs to go to funny quotes btw<br />
<br />
Starcubed: "its not racist if im also asian" -RiceGum<br />
supykun: You wanna hear a racy joke?<br />
Frosty_Foobar10: ok it's not racist if i'm also chinese<br />
Starcubed: would I get banned if I built a dog meat restaurant<br />
supykun: Why can't Asians fly airplanes? Cause they always FRY them.<br />
supykun: (runs)<br />
MigInfi: ahhaahahhahahahahha<br />
Aliksong: LOOOL<br />
Cookie46910: tru<br />
Frosty_Foobar10: LMAO supy<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_: i didn't know i could feel pain on the internet<br />
Supykun: I feel pain from reading your comment alone #RANDOMBURN<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
_HeavenAngel_: lol<br />
Supykun: (insert stockimage gif of an epic explosion)<br />
_HeavenAngel_: bad supy that's enough wine for today<br />
Supykun: Well you can't tell me what to do<br />
mi_aquamarine: :O<br />
_HeavenAngel_: o;<br />
Supykun: Cause I make POUR decisions<br />
mi_aquamarine: haha<br />
_HeavenAngel_: *pikachu shocked face*<br />
mi_aquamarine: someone add that to funny quotes<br />
_HeavenAngel_: >_<<br />
<br />
mi_aquamarine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XcYhPHnLDs<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: Risky click of the day<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gl<br />
_HeavenAngel_: let me know if its safe<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: AAHHHHH<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
supykun: Don't click on it<br />
supykun: You can get syphilis<br />
_HeavenAngel_: O;<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: Now I need to cleanse Chrome<br />
supykun: One time, I had a friend.<br />
supykun: She was very close to me.<br />
supykun: And then, one night, we hung out at the playground.<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: as you do...<br />
_HeavenAngel_: hmmmmm<br />
supykun: She was at the swings, and I was eating rocks on the ground.<br />
supykun: But then<br />
supykun: suddenly<br />
supykun: a link appeared<br />
supykun: and starting chasing us demanding that we click on it with our tiny hands<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: Did he have the master sword?<br />
supykun: I hid underneath the giant rock<br />
supykun: but she<br />
supykun: she- she... *sniffs*<br />
_HeavenAngel_: oh no ;(<br />
supykun: She clicked on it.... and I never saw her again!!<br />
mi_aquamarine: ooo<br />
mi_aquamarine: *oooof<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ;o<br />
mi_aquamarine: byebye supy's friend<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: *coming to cinemas late 2019<br />
supykun: She contracted gonorrhea from that link, and she gone-o-rhea'd from this universe.<br />
supykun: Forever.<br />
supykun: (runs)<br />
_HeavenAngel_: oh you better run<br />
_HeavenAngel_: all that buildup<br />
<br />
supykun: Hey beautiful, handsome, pretty, masculine and feminine mods out there,<br />
supykun: can we have a brief w-e please?<br />
sesese9: huh definitely not one of those people described<br />
Frumple: Your attempt at flattery has failed<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza<br />
Starcubed: HONK<br />
SoaPuffball: h o n k<br />
supykun: only for barbeque pizzas, honk. Everything else, go crash on the pole.<br />
<br />
*"Dear Frumple, I am your neighbor. Unban me or I will steal your $2000 blender you hide behind your fridge."<br />
*"Kastle you misogynistic pig, I have the right to have #F5D3C7 as my skin color!"<br />
*Well time to build 200 helipads on top of a phone box.<br />
<br />
==Sweetboy13735==<br />
(in Discord #general)<br />
CyAmethyst: ...why do I have a feeling that when I go back to Chillington, there will be eggplants everywhere...<br />
Sweetboy13735: 🍆'' 's CyAmethyst for:'' '''Thanks for the name of the town.'''<br />
*camel reacts with an egg and a plant stem<br />
CyAmethyst: Well... crabcakes<br />
Sweetboy13735: 🍆'' 's camelfantasy for:'' '''egging and planting me.'''<br />
''a bit later...''<br />
Sweetboy13735: Do you want to be eggplanted?<br />
CyAmethyst: Do you want a 🍓<br />
Sweetboy13735: 🍆'' 's CyAmethyst for:'' '''I asked you first.'''<br />
<br />
==SqwidgyLegs==<br />
SqwidgyLegs: also what does luck potion do as a mechanaic<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: fishing and whatnot<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: mob loot<br />
SoaPuffball: makes good stuff come on more<br />
SoaPuffball: like that and loot chests<br />
SqwidgyLegs: so it doesn't increase the chance of my crush accepting my love under a cherry tree at friday 6pm?<br />
SoaPuffball: yes sadly<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: heheh i wish the same sqwidgy<br />
<br />
=={{u|SzetotheNewt1234}}==<br />
* though probaly china has the best chinese food<br />
<br />
== {{u|tarheelscouse}} ==<br />
tarheelscouse: <--- Doesn't have a funny quotes section ;-(<br />
<br />
Oh DAMN, Son.<br />
<br />
tarheelscouse: Dies inside<br />
<br />
DC: i'm not a steve<br />
Tar: yo mama's a steve<br />
<br />
Tar is watching bryce_am playing a game<br />
Tar: GO<br />
Tar: no chests<br />
Tar: btw<br />
Tar: CHEST (meant to say cheat)<br />
<br />
tarheelscouse: ardy has overriding control over all districts, though<br />
Welcome99: mhm<br />
tarheelscouse: you did it!<br />
tarheelscouse: you agreed without saying i see!<br />
tarheelscouse: :)<br />
tarheelscouse: *claps*<br />
<br />
''Refering to Major Magpie'': I shall call him Poopy and he shall be mine!<br />
<br />
Jak:''Referring to a subway station'' Where's he litter? Where's the graffiti? Where's the claustrophobic atmosphere?<br />
Tar: This is Minecraft, not Birmingham<br />
<br />
''Benie Plays Cows and Cows on Radio''<br />
This looks like walking through Cumbria on lsd<br />
<br />
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: I'm still undecided on my corporation name<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: i think we got these settled already<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: tarousel corp?<br />
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: eww<br />
tarheelscouse left the game.<br />
<br />
[Tarheelscouse->nktrain] babe<br />
<br />
[Tarheelscouse->nktrain] wrong person soz<br />
<br />
=={{u|tauqua}}==<br />
* "I wonder if cheif's on" "Nope, I wasn't shocked within 5 seconds of that last message"<br />
* How to get shocked: First, be sam * chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20 *<br />
<br />
== {{u|tdtspeedy}} ==<br />
*To the found City of Atlantis<br />
<br />
*When DullesTdt and Camel were exploring a battle scene*<br />
DullesTdt: This is how an ejector seat works out.<br />
DullesTdt fell from a high place<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL I saw you fall<br />
DullesTdt: KIA jets are tough planes<br />
Camelfantasy: You cant even get in a KIA jet -.-<br />
Camelfantasy: AHHHH<br />
Camelfantasy: Damn it<br />
DullesTdt: xD<br />
Camelfantasy: miised it by a block<br />
Camelfantasy: Oh well swimming is good<br />
Camelfantasy drowned<br />
<br />
=={{u|Technological99|Technological99}}==<br />
<br />
*I love how one part of my city is small 2 wide roads and then there is a 67 wide road in front of the station<br />
<br />
<br />
(This was when I built a sand castle in the middle of the One World Trade Center that Kiwish_thing was making. He was afk at the time)<br />
* Kiwish_thing is no longer AFK.<br />
[P1] Kiwish_thing: nice<br />
[P1] Technological99: tnx<br />
[P1] Technological99: It took me 5 minutes<br />
[P1] Technological99: its got a draw bridge and everything<br />
[P1] Kiwish_thing: i meant the floor... lol<br />
[P1] Technological99: ohh. that was bnsf<br />
[P1] Kiwish_thing: the castle is also nice<br />
[P1] Technological99: tnx<br />
<br />
[Guest] Chief, Can iclone you?<br />
[Chief] Clone?<br />
[Guest] Yes<br />
[Guest] For KFC<br />
[Chief] You can't. You're a guest :(<br />
[Guest] Kalmar Fried Chiefs<br />
<br />
Gopher: Calls Chief<br />
Tar: Let me do that for you<br />
Gopher: ok<br />
[a few seconds later]<br />
Tar: Chief Chief Chief boxers boxers boxers shock shock shock<br />
Tarheelscouse died<br />
<br />
[Mod] mikefishr: done<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: aha<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: Wonderfuk<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: Fonderful*<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: OMG<br />
[Mod] Just _robino: XD<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: Wonderful*<br />
<br />
== The_blockmaster ==<br />
<br />
The_blockmaster: -/mail send _frozen it's getting late and I need to leave when will you be on? P.S I am in GMT+1<br />
Camelfantasy: FAYUL<br />
mjpwwf: Failm8<br />
The_blockmaster: When you don't see the color red you know you have failed (/mail)<br />
The_blockmaster: -/mail send _frozen it's getting late and I need to leave when will you be on? P.S I am in GMT+1<br />
Camelfantasy: FAIlx2<br />
(All): Fail<br />
The_Blockmaster: ./me hates CTRL-V<br />
<br />
==Thesteakpie==<br />
Thesteakpie: *cal76 is hiding*<br />
x cal76 is now AFK.<br />
<br />
Derpy_Melon: Only 9,001 players have died in this shaft!<br />
x Thesteakpie tps to Derpy_Melon<br />
x Thesteakpie died<br />
Thesteakpie : make that 9,002, Derp<br />
Camelfantasy: xD<br />
Derpy_Melon: gg<br />
evil_q: XD<br />
<br />
=={{u|SubwayGamerMC|TheSubway}}==<br />
<br />
*in discussion about Guest Quotes and Funny Quotes with Soap and Sea*<br />
SubwayGamerMC: Nobody ever quoted me :(<br />
Seastep: I will quote that<br />
Seastep: Got a Funny Quotes page?<br />
<br />
TheSubway: I need a mod now<br />
SoSo123: Everyone does<br />
TheSubway: /summon entity: admod<br />
Seastep: [Broadcast] nao<br />
TheSubway: lel<br />
SoSo123: gg<br />
SoSo123: add that to your quotes<br />
<br />
*After MikeRoma makes a typo of Wubway instead of Subway*<br />
{{color|Orange|TheSubway left the game.}}<br />
*2 minutes later*<br />
{{color|Orange|TheWubway joined the game.}}<br />
<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: someone rang my doorbell<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: um<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} SnowPlow123: ?<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} TheWubway: don't open<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: pfft<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: i think its my mom<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} TheWubway: then definitely don't open<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} SnowPlow123: xD<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: lol<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} SnowPlow123: rip high's mom<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: good job<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: wubway you win #MakeTRLaugh<br />
<br />
=={{u|thomasfyfe}}==<br />
* When Chief gets on, people get hurt.<br />
* As long as you don't microwave the toaster you should be fine.<br />
* I'll put a bus warp in your face.<br />
* It's like a seizure of Christmas.<br />
* I don't cheat, I just spam the right-click button.<br />
* BACON! <3<br />
* Don't mind us, we eat members on this server.<br />
Member: I just broke my chest I filled with nametags! D:<br />
Thomas: Put them back in then<br />
*sorry, I was having a sneezing fit.<br />
Guest: WHY ARE THE TRAINS NOT WORKING?<br />
Thomas: Have you tried turning them off and on again?<br />
* Oh look, 2 new staffers on my head...<br />
<br />
gogo warps to thomasfyfe<br />
gogo: we at bus station?<br />
thomas: yeah<br />
gogo: kthx<br />
thomas: Refurbishments going on<br />
gogo: ooooh, are you adding a beverage store?<br />
thomas: refurbish, not refresh :P<br />
gogo: :P<br />
<br />
(Added some menu items from Autobus' picture I didn't know we sold.)<br />
<br />
*The size of Kitania!?!?!<br />
<br />
Welcome99: eeh thomas<br />
thomasfyfe: Yeah?<br />
Welcome99: how to get out of here?<br />
thomasfyfe: "You'll have to leave through the window, the elevator isn't working"<br />
<br />
Thomasfyfe joined the game<br />
Thought my internet had broke, turns out I just knocked the wireless button on my laptop<br />
<br />
==time2makemymove==<br />
i charge 100 dollars per franchise<br />
btw<br />
<br />
autobus22: Make me laugh.<br />
time2makemymove: Achowalogen Tacos<br />
<br />
(time just got senator)<br />
{{color|yellow|time2makemymove joined the game.}}<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} Mercury203: Show me your new tag!<br />
{{color|pink|[Media]}} time2makemymove: no<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod]}} chiefbozx: lol<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} Mercury203: LOL<br />
<br />
woorich999: if you're missing a building, you can quickly get a RichPlus Fuel Station in your town<br />
SoaPuffball: nah<br />
SoaPuffball: already have 10<br />
time2makemymove: TEN FUEL STATIONS?!?!?!?!?<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: hey tom-slash-narnia, can I have a worldedit please?<br />
Narnia17: pick tom I'm pvping<br />
time2makemymove: tom status: picked<br />
<br />
*everyone and their mother has a flight to FYI<br />
<br />
(explaining why Yoshi is vanished)<br />
the staff are all busy<br />
or in yoshi's case<br />
it means he's the amazing race<br />
<br />
searching the word "oof" in this channel (#minecraft-server) yields 91 pages of search results. the mean amount of search results per page on discord is roughly 25, assuming that every search result is less than two lines long in the search sidebar. doing a bit of maths, 25*91=2275, ergo we can assume that roughly the exclamation "oof" has been used two thousand, two hundred seventy-five times since the #minecraft-server channel was created.<br />
in conclusion, it's time to stop.<br />
<br />
*the last one to speak battle*<br />
time2makemymove: i will be the last one to speak<br />
AyyLion: bet<br />
time2makemymove: yes i will<br />
AyyLion: :/<br />
time2makemymove: it is a fact<br />
AyyLion: :D<br />
time2makemymove: undeniable<br />
AyyLion: :P<br />
time2makemymove: 100%<br />
AyyLion: :)<br />
time2makemymove: no chance<br />
AyyLion: :///<br />
time2makemymove: def me<br />
AyyLion: cool<br />
time2makemymove: lmao<br />
AyyLion: have fun<br />
time2makemymove: ok this is stupid<br />
AyyLion: true<br />
time2makemymove: jk its awesome<br />
LDShadowLord left the server<br />
MC_Protocol left the server<br />
Vulpicula left the server<br />
AyyLion left the server<br />
ModernArt left the server<br />
time2makemymove left the server<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 left the server<br />
Vickiposa left the server<br />
camelfantasy left the server<br />
JPlayzX01 left the server<br />
airplane320 left the server<br />
lil_shadow59 left the server<br />
:octagonal_sign: Server has stopped<br />
time2makemymove: (on discord) I WIN<br />
<br />
*how do i keep accidentally putting pants on<br />
<br />
=={{u|Tom_1277}}==<br />
* Grammar is one of the most important aspects of life.<br />
* Look what you did Chief. Now everything is on fire.<br />
Tom: Do you work Benie?<br />
Benie: Yes. I work for worldedit<br />
Tom: Wait, really? Wait, what's your salary? (Thought he was a developer of W/E)<br />
* For the last time...I AM TOM1.<br />
* Which Tom?<br />
* Tom: Lol, Thief. | Chief: lol | *chiefbozx shocked Tom_1277*<br />
* Since *mod name here* is gone, I can correct grammar freely.<br />
* Hawksfan1010 heavy...<br />
* Moose, your skin looks like a peeing octopus.<br />
* When Chief is on, I turn my Minecraft sounds off.<br />
* I made my username Bunny. (backup Mumble server)<br />
* I need to finish my flight to *location here*.<br />
* Yeah. My computer is acting like an Airbus.<br />
* JERRY *during a random moment*<br />
* I will facejerry you, Kitty.<br />
* Sug... *slap* (Trying hard to refrain from saying suggestive)<br />
* I found a new Jerry!<br />
Tom: Soccer. It's soccer. Get your fat right.<br />
_frozen: OH!<br />
Tar: get your fat right lol<br />
Baseball: fat... lol<br />
_frozen: lol<br />
* Hoooooooooold on.<br />
<br />
Tom: Hello to all the people that erected during the time I was AFKing.<br />
Rocket: erection?<br />
Skele: ...<br />
Tar: LOL<br />
Jph: really tom... really?<br />
Yoshi (in mumble): That's actually the correct way to use that word<br />
Tom (in mumble): Exactly!<br />
* I read that wrong (every time Tom reads something suggestively wrong)<br />
Tom: Yoshi TALK SLOWER!!!<br />
Yoshi: Listen faster!!!<br />
Tom: Yoshi, again talk slower. Slower...<br />
Yoshi: Get better headphone, faster, bigger, better, stronger<br />
Tom: But I like my stolen United Airlines headphones!<br />
<br />
* I need to settle down my schnoodle.<br />
<br />
Yoshi: *insert sentence here*<br />
Tom: Wait... WHAT?!<br />
Yoshi: *clears up what he said*<br />
Tom: Oooooooh, I thought you said something else, ok.<br />
*Pms Music what he heard*<br />
*Music spills everything in main mumble chat*<br />
<br />
=={{u|Tom_Pairs}}==<br />
*42<br />
* Sorry common sense is dead<br />
* Sorry that comes with the kids meal (after someone didn't want lag during a backup)<br />
* I'm a blind man that can see<br />
* Mmm Spam<br />
* Chirp Chirp<br />
Tom: Thats the smallest we can get ofr the shop<br />
autobus: Oh rly?<br />
tom: the oven would never fit in...<br />
Autobus: oh rly?<br />
5 mins later autobus shows a supersmall oven for the pizzas<br />
tom: okay it does<br />
tom: wait you said small not tiny XD<br />
<br />
Ardy: marry me server (when Tom was on console)<br />
Tom: nao<br />
<br />
* (on console) Hello I'm an 6687kittycat.What's your name?<br />
<br />
Yoshi: Why do you have so many random statues in your town?<br />
Tom: The other staff said I have to fill up all empty space, so I built a bunch of statues to fill up the '''''crooks and nannies.'''''<br />
<br />
[Broadcast]: It's Coming it's coming!!!<br />
Kitty: hi lala<br />
Tom_Pairs joined the game<br />
Tom: ello<br />
Kitty: aw<br />
<br />
Guest has joined the game<br />
Guest has left the game<br />
Guest has joined the game<br />
Guest has left the game<br />
(Goes on several times)<br />
x Tom_Pairs gets out his ban hammer<br />
<br />
*camelfantasy boxes Tom_Pairs*<br />
x Tom_Pairs is no longer AFK<br />
camelfantasy: ahhhhhhhh<br />
camelfantasy: RUNNN<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
Tom_Pairs: eloo<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
sesese9: camel, have you learned your lesson? :)<br />
camelfantasy: nope<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
<br />
*breaking news _Ptld is advertising the MRT server on the MRT<br />
<br />
<br />
:(during a train speedbuild, Camelfantasy and Vulpicula box Architect_21)<br />
*afk speed build is later<br />
<br />
Architect_21: Tom, I hate the Ravens!<br />
x Tom_Pairs is no longer AFK.<br />
<br />
*{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|Tom_Pairs}} {{color|orange|banned c4nad1an for: No milk and cookies for you either. Do something productive with your life.}}<br />
*wait it's not ban guest day i thought it was ban senator day? hmm.<br />
*sorry sarcasm doesn't translate well in cyberspace<br />
<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} woorich999: Can i get an Eat and Bowl?<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Hightech_TR: gtg now, sorry<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Hightech_TR: but<br />
{{color|red|'''[Admin]'''}} Tom_Pairs: I'll take 5 of them later Hightech_TR<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} CaptainChimpy: xD<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} London150: XD<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Hightech_TR: rip...<br />
<br />
Tom_Pairs: If you got some to build I'll take 10 in AT<br />
SoaPuffball: everything gets 10 in at<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: is this a server crash? (points to reset)<br />
Tom_Pairs: yes seses did a big w/e mistake in 10 sec<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
<br />
*step one gather underpants, step 2 ???, step 3 profit<br />
*||| \o/ <--- now will run into a wall to clear a headach<br />
<br />
CodyHM: how do you name a block?<br />
Tom_Pairs: same way as you name a rock CodyHM<br />
<br />
Vulpicula joined the game.<br />
MojangChan joined the game.<br />
Tom_Pairs: oh look a two for one sale buy one Vulpicula and get a MojangChan for free.<br />
<br />
[Bunker] Tom_Pairs: find tom--- What I'm famous for???<br />
[Bunker] Conric005: spelling<br />
SoaPuffball: gramer<br />
[Bunker] Tom_Pairs: yes I can hide in spelling and gramer?<br />
<br />
== ToxxicApple ==<br />
<br />
*Chimpeh's biography would be called ToiletChimps: When Being A Monkey Isn't Enough<br />
* [ToxxicApple - me (ie. CaptainChimpy)] /r ok sure<br />
<br />
== {{u|TrainPro}} ==<br />
TrainPro: well, its now 23:03pm<br />
ROM5419: no such thing as 23:03 pm<br />
ROM5419: only 23:03<br />
<br />
*Monopoly is dangerous. <--- (Trademarked)<br />
<br />
==Tulsi==<br />
* The Long Face Incident:<br />
<pre><br />
-_________________________________________________________<br />
_________________________________________________________-<br />
nuuu!!! the chat cut my face in half!<br />
</pre><br />
<pre><br />
Tulsi: You will be my funny quotes servant until I get trustee :p<br />
Chief: Nope!<br />
* chiefbozx left the game *<br />
</pre><br />
* [Tulsi -> RedBear47] ...are you going to say you have a crush on me?<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|Ninjabob1797 joined the game}}<br />
ModernBitey: hi ninjaboob<br />
<br />
(while talking about Fraps)<br />
Tulsi: I've used faps before<br />
<pre><br />
[Tulsi]: lalalalalalalala<br />
[Lalaboy]: What?<br />
</pre><br />
<pre><br />
[Member]: So you can't even advertise our server on our server?<br />
[Tulsi]: Hey guys, go join minecartrapidtransit.net! :P<br />
</pre><br />
<pre><br />
Tulsi joined the game<br />
soso123: wb<br />
[P4] Tulsi: hihih<br />
[P4] Tulsi: woops<br />
[Councillor] Tulsi: hihihi<br />
</pre><br />
<pre><br />
Tulsi: i just asked my mom to make me coffee for the first day of school and she was like "are you crazy"<br />
TrainPro: lol<br />
soso123: lol<br />
soso123: add that to your quotes Tulsi<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
=={{u|Uglyname}}==<br />
* Buns of steel<br />
* Uglyname: Bye<br />
<br />
waits for response*<br />
<br />
still waiting*<br />
<br />
Uglyname: Bye Uglyname<br />
<br />
Uglyname: Ok Uglyname bye<br />
<br />
Random Citizen: Bye<br />
<br />
Another Random Dude: Bye<br />
<br />
Yet Another: Bye<br />
<br />
* *Uglyname randomly cries*<br />
<br />
Uglyname randomly laughs*<br />
<br />
Uglyname randomly cries*<br />
<br />
Benie: Uglyname do you have to do that?<br />
<br />
Uglyname: No<br />
<br />
Benie: Well then stop<br />
<br />
*wasnt there this famous other yoshi?<br />
<br />
== Underscore11 ==<br />
*how does one gasp and shout tnx in minecraft<br />
<br />
=={{u|DasNexus|unjinz}}==<br />
* daaafuuuuuq<br />
* BaconThamesBank<br />
* Bacon.. eh Baron<br />
* Chief is the trolling god, MCYoshi is the failing god<br />
* When my internet doesn't laag, my brain does<br />
* Everything has an end. But the sausage has two :D<br />
* jphgolf4321: goes through a HUGE ravine too<br />DasNexus: That's what she said<br />Frumple joined the game<br />Frumple: Das...<br />
* (logiblocs does /kill)<br />German Minecraft: logiblocs starb<br />DasNexus: stahp<br />
* You kno' only Mario speaks like that?<br />
* \(|^^|)/<br />
* colaja953: Oh das is here too<br />DasNexus: No, I'm not. *End of holographic transfer*<br />DasNexus left the game<br />
* That's pissible too. *possible LOL<br />
<br />
*Kraftler1 Joined The Game*<br />
Kraftler1: *COUGH*<br />
*Kraftler1 Left The Game*<br />
<br />
*I can Draw Bridges, but I can't build Drawbridges<br />
*Damn straight? I have no idea what that means :D<br />
*I hate it when a sentence just suddenly<br />
<br />
TonyTajiri: So, Ardy you'd like to build an SMP with me?<br />
ArdyArd: lets get some other dudes<br />
[unjinz -> ArdyArd] suggestive<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] 1g/5<br />
[Mayor] sesese9: g? how much is there in 1?<br />
[Mayor+] unjinz: *2 hours laterrrr* 1za<br />
<br />
[Councillor] Supykun: Here's a sentence we Busaners LOVE to use: *Korean Characters*<br />
[Councillor] Supykun: "Ga gagaga ga, Ga agaga ga?"<br />
[Mayor+] unjinz: The new Song by Lady Gaga<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: LOL<br />
<br />
[Senator+] frogggggg: lol my port is bigger than my airfeild<br />
[Senator+] unjinz: airfailed.<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: what dies in an apple over the air<br />
unjinz: Airbob Squarerudder<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
I'm pining the server now, not a real problem<br />
*pining<br />
*PINGING<br />
<br />
[SoaPuffball (me) -> unjinz] can you pls roast me<br />
[unjinz -> SoaPuffball (me)] It's too early, no BBQ yet<br />
[SoaPuffball (me) -> unjinz] :3<br />
<br />
== {{u|UnknownSilent}} ==<br />
CaptLincoln: Do you know what MRT stands for?<br />
UnknownSilent: Masive Rat Territory<br />
<br />
=={{u|jphgolf4321|Valkorion314}}==<br />
* umm... did someone just poop a mini superflat world? (During the Great AFK Box event)<br />
* Robin: I just found out TNT minecarts don't work on the MRT | JPH: There is a reason they are banned and his name is MinecraftYoshi26<br />
Epicslinke: OK, my twitch is ready<br />
Jphgolf4321: you're twitching? You should see a doctor about that.<br />
* frumple youre acting very chiefy... are you ok?<br />
* There must be something in that rice...<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Toaro: jph are you available?<br />
KittyCat11231 was slain by jphgolf4321 using [Yes.]<br />
Tulsi: xDD<br />
Toaro: lol<br />
Toaro: ok i guess hes available<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
KittysEvilTwin: ATTN: The 47th Catronics store in Sealane is complete<br />
jphgolf4321: Sealane has 47 Catronics stores?<br />
Soleurs: God help Sealane.<br />
KittysEvilTwin: no the MRT does :P<br />
Soleurs: God help the MRT.<br />
<br />
*{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked chiefbozx for this is how you kick a chief.}}<br />
<br />
jphgolf4321: bbl<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|jphgolf4321 joined the game}}<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|jphgolf4321 left the game}}<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|jphgolf4321 joined the game}}<br />
jphgolf4321: yeah forgot to unvanish<br />
jphgolf4321: so... for reals this time<br />
jphgolf4321: stupid darmok<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|jphgolf4321 left the game}}<br />
<br />
*Vulpicula is on his second account*<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked Dogz9221 for pls dont do that again kthxbai.}}<br />
<br />
MC_Protocol: I Realized that im Inkickable<br />
{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} kicked MC_Protocol for famous last words, eh MC.}}<br />
<br />
'''{{color|orange|[Mod]}}''' {{color|gray|jphgolf4321:}} just don't bring any of that "Damn, Daniel" stuff around here<br />
'''{{color|orange|[Mod]}}''' {{color|gray|MinecraftYoshi26:}} DAMN Daniel<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 died (''Killed By jph'')<br />
jphgolf4321 died (''killed by yoshi'')<br />
'''{{color|orange|[Mod]}}''' {{color|gray|MinecraftYoshi26:}} DAMN jph<br />
<br />
ByteMega: jph can I ask you a very serious question?<br />
jphgolf4321: sure thing mega<br />
ByteMega: s ?<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|ByteMega left the game.}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked ByteMega for s..}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|Toaro has joined the game.}}<br />
Toaro: hey<br />
jphgolf4321: what time is it at your side, Toaro?<br />
Toaro: 1am<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked Toaro for go to bed.}}<br />
<br />
[Lottery] Frumple just bought 20 tickets!<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: frumple did you already buy 20 tickets?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: for the last lotto<br />
[Owner] Frumple: which I didn't win<br />
[Owner] Frumple: again<br />
[Mayor] SilverBubble: being an owner<br />
[Mayor] SilverBubble: has its downsides<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: it was supposed to be my turn to rig it dammit<br />
[Mayor] SilverBubble: jphgolf is shillary!<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: pls no<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: jphgolf. snapshotted. quoted.<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: *slaps jphgolf4321 for don't rig it.<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: >implying it wasn't rigged from the start<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: <$1,000 lost on buying lotto tickets<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: $1000><br />
<br />
* Frumple is now AFK.<br />
mjpwwf: *box*<br />
SoaPuffball: the boxes are coming!<br />
SoaPuffball: take cover frumple!<br />
* Frumple is no longer AFK.<br />
Frumple: come fite me<br />
mjpwwf: uuhhh.wav<br />
jphgolf4321: IRL or in Fortnite<br />
SoaPuffball: where we dropping bois<br />
SilverBubble: forkknife<br />
Frumple: both<br />
<br />
==VernCow==<br />
Skelezomperman... Frumple's a mod<br />
i mean owner<br />
OWNER<br />
<br />
* I thought that an octopus has 8 testicals.<br />
<br />
''When VernCow wins the first not a clay challenge.''<br />
VernCow: I would also like to give my thanks to my iguana<br />
VernCow: who is sitting on my lap<br />
VernCow: watching me play<br />
VernCow: minecraft<br />
(after a while)<br />
VernCow: I LOVE YOU MOMMY!<br />
<br />
* I once put maturnity instead of maturity in a Mineplex trainee application.<br />
<br />
VernCow joined the game.<br />
Frumple: Draw in 1 sec<br />
_Kastle won the last lotto<br />
[Lottery] VernCow has bought 5 tickets!<br />
VernCow: Aww :(<br />
Frumple: This will be the last lotto<br />
Vern won the last lotto<br />
Someone: Kastle (stroke) VernCow won the last lotto<br />
Frumple: No more lottos after this one<br />
[Lottery] SoSo123 has bought 5 tickets!<br />
<br />
=={{u|Vexpix}}==<br />
*chiefboxz has joined the game*<br />
Vexpix: Hi Cheif!<br />
*lightning bolts*<br />
Vexpix: Hey Cheif, can I have a WorldEdit?<br />
*lightning bolts*<br />
Vexpix: Thanks Cheif!<br />
*lightning bolts*<br />
<br />
== {{u|Vickiposa}} ==<br />
*Dark energy is science for voodoo witch magic<br />
*unfortunately i dont think there's any good runways the length of an adult human<br />
<br />
(in discord #general)<br />
Megascatterbomb: also did @Vickiposa mistake #announcements for a normal chat channel just then Xd<br />
Vickiposa: oof<br />
Vickiposa: yes i just did<br />
Citybuilder_: Bad vicki<br />
Citybuilder: :x:<br />
Citybuilder: good job<br />
Vickiposa: better than crashing the server imho<br />
Citybuilder: xD<br />
camelfantasy: don't worry, it'll happen eventually<br />
<br />
wbhob: what goes in a park<br />
Vickiposa: park things<br />
wbhob: ''thank you vicki''<br />
Vickiposa: np<br />
wbhob: am i missing anything<br />
Vickiposa: birds<br />
Vickiposa: particularly pidgeons<br />
Vickiposa: some may be purple<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: why am i lagging<br />
Vickiposa: idk, may be your pc in larkspur<br />
SoaPuffball: wat<br />
Vickiposa: your pc lagging because you have to mess with larkspur<br />
SoaPuffball: wat<br />
<br />
=={{u|Vulpicula}}==<br />
(In Mumble P1)<br />
Vulpicula: Maybe if we say Hightech's name three times, he'll join.<br />
Lalaboy: Um<br />
Vulpicula: Maybe Hightech will join, maybe Hightech won't.<br />
[Hightech_TR Entered Channel]<br />
[Muffled laughter from Vulpicula and Lalaboy]<br />
<br />
Vulpicula burned to death.<br />
Vulpicula: TIL: Milk does not put out a fire.<br />
<br />
[Senator] Vulpicula: Camel: Ardy's system was an utter catastrophy<br />
[Senator] Vulpicula: Ardy: lol<br />
[Senator] Vulpicula: I just love how that played out<br />
<br />
Mezzanine? Still not sure what that is.<br />
Is that a type of medicine?<br />
"Mezzanine, the premier cure for irritable bowel syndrome"<br />
<br />
AP_Red: What did your coach say about feeding the horse things found on the ground?<br />
Vulpi: "MORE COCAINE?"<br />
<br />
Programming in a nutshell, ranges anywhere from "This is quite fun :D" to "DAMN YOU ALAN TURING!"<br />
<br />
Everything below my knees is cold and stiff. Send an amberlamps<br />
Derp term for ambulance<br />
<br />
(When talking about a RaiLinQ station with a colorful roof) This looks like someone barfed skittles onto the roof<br />
<br />
(After Tom_Pairs wins the lottery)<br />
Vulpicula: tom you've got two options.<br />
Vulpicula: give $35 to everyone online<br />
Vulpicula: or<br />
Vulpicula: stabby stabby'<br />
Tom_Pairs: Someone please put that on funny quotes<br />
Vulpicula: STABBY STABBY<br />
*Tom Shocks Vulpicula*<br />
[Unknown]: Tom chose shocky shocky<br />
<br />
* ...heaven you wanna do one of your large "vulpi made a ****up and needs a large section moved a block" W/Es?<br />
<br />
mjpwwf: So...wild curiosity.how powerful is the nderdragon class? :P<br />
Vulpicula: it farts death and breathes poison<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: Always confuse megascatterbomb for megamc<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
megascatterbomb: remember im the one called megascatterbomb<br />
SoaPuffball: and bytemega is the one called megamc<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: c_r_s_a__<br />
Vulpicula: Crossiant?<br />
MojangChan: corussant<br />
Vulpicula: It's clearly Crossiant.<br />
<br />
* Vulpicula is no longer AFK.<br />
Vulpicula: HONK<br />
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza<br />
Vulpicula: HONK<br />
Vulpicula: wait s-t<br />
Vulpicula: ABORTABORT<br />
SoaPuffball: you can't abort :P<br />
Vulpicula: can i abort you<br />
<br />
Pueffie: And good evening, everyone, welcome to this new iteration of the M. J. Pueff Show...<br />
Pueffie: ...where we take your calls about everything wrong with the United Cities.<br />
Pueffie: Telephone 1-800-NOT-REAL...<br />
* Vulpicula calls.<br />
Vulpicula: "A UNITED CITIES DIPLOMAT ATE MY CAT!"<br />
Pueffie: And who's our first caller, Mrs. Pueff? *mumbling off mic*<br />
Pueffie: Did you catch exactly who did such a dastardly act?<br />
Vulpicula: "...well, it wasn't… my cat. I didn't see it either."<br />
Vulpicula: "...my friend said that his friend saw a UC diplomat inhale his cat.."<br />
Pueffie: "In that case, you are a mere conspiracy theorist, and I have no time or sympathy for you. Who's our next caller?"<br />
Vulpicula: "You're just trying to surpress the truth about TRONC eating cats!"<br />
Vulpicula: "...wait, this is the TRONC line, right?"<br />
Pueffie: "Okay, now hold it. I thought you said it was a UC diplomat who ate your cat, and now you're talking about TRONC.<br />
Vulpicula: "...he was both1"<br />
Vulpicula: both!*<br />
Vulpicula: "...they're the same thing, right?"<br />
Pueffie: "Sir, I have one question, if I may..."<br />
Pueffie: "...what drugs have you been taking in the last hour?"<br />
Vulpicula: "Yes."<br />
Pueffie: "That explains it. Good day."<br />
Pueffie: "We'll be back after this obscene profit break."<br />
<br />
''When talking about trams, curved buildings and diagonal canals:''<br />
autobus22: Come to think of it: before I came along this town was very straight.<br />
autobus22: Now we have multiple angled and curved buildings<br />
Vulpicula: Yeah, you put chemicals in the water and turned it gay. >:V<br />
<br />
* Vulpicula twitches.<br />
* TheGreenKangaroo YouTubes<br />
* Conric005 sneezes<br />
* Frumple raises an eyebrow<br />
* brombrombromley Periscopes.<br />
* Vickiposa exists<br />
* TheGreenKangaroo is dead<br />
* Echohue screams<br />
TheGreenKangaroo died<br />
Player TheGreenKangaroo took their own life.<br />
* brombrombromley vimeos<br />
supykun: * I do not have access to the * command.<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: ...wait, Espi, did you get demoted ?e-e<br />
SoaPuffball: no?<br />
EspiDev: ??<br />
LegendOfYukari: espi was never staff?<br />
Echohue: wat<br />
EspiDev: wat<br />
Vickiposa: espi has always been governor<br />
camelfantasy: wat<br />
<br />
[Discord] SqwidgyLegs: According to estimates<br />
Conric004: im really good at drowning a carton of goldfish in 15 minutes<br />
Vulpicula: I read Sqwidgy and Conric's messages as just one<br />
Vulpicula: "according to estimates im really good at drowning a carton of goldfish in 15 minutes"<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: i'm running out of building ideas yet again<br />
lil_shadow59: nuclear power plant<br />
SoaPuffball: nope<br />
lil_shadow59: coal power plant<br />
SoaPuffball: no power plants<br />
Vulpicula: wind turbine<br />
SoaPuffball: not really a building<br />
Vulpicula: a cardboard box with a wind turbine on it<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: yadda yadda two weeks to finish yadda yadda you know the dirll<br />
Vulpicula: enjoy your yellow block of a house<br />
<br />
(night map dynmap is rendering for the first time in the new world)<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: dim life in the nightlight / evening light, watch it fly / pitch black lights, starry skies, a stellar evening of glinting shadows<br />
Vulpicula: yes yes<br />
Vulpicula: dim life<br />
Vulpicula: now excuse me while i carve a roast into dynmap<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: "Also please don't ask me to join Mumble when I join, as I will most likely not. Please. No "soa mumble?" requests. Besides you won't hear me often, as I use the chat/text-to-speech function every single time, so no I'm not joining Mumble."<br />
SoaPuffball: inb4 "soa mumble?"<br />
Vulpicula: soa<br />
Vulpicula: discord?<br />
SoaPuffball: sure<br />
SoaPuffball: not vc<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: soa skype?<br />
Vulpicula: soa<br />
Vulpicula: AIM?<br />
SoaPuffball: i don't use skype<br />
SoaPuffball: ok this is getting riddiculous<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: soa toll free telephone call?<br />
Echohue: soa, telegraph?<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: anything new since i last visited<br />
Vulpicula: did you see that tight alley yet?<br />
Vulpicula: wait you've seen it you built a godd**g comet cafe there<br />
<br />
*Hey I self contain my stupidity. It's why I've got my own island. >:V<br />
<br />
== Weier ==<br />
Weier: fred can you please explain your ad<br />
SoaPuffball: Weier you ride fred rail<br />
Weier: ?<br />
JM_Ijsselwroomen: just ride it<br />
Weier: where<br />
JM_Ijsselwroomen: it'll answer all your questions<br />
JM_Ijsselwroomen: at the fred rail station<br />
Weier: which is at<br />
JM_Ijssenroomen: the location in which Fred Rail trains load and offload passengers<br />
<br />
=={{u|Welcome99}}==<br />
*FINALLY, I GOT SHOCKED BY CHIEF FOR THE FIRST TIME! (When chief shocked everyone)<br />
Welcome99: I think there's a terrorist attack<br />
Welcome99: coz I hear TNTs<br />
chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26<br />
Welcome99: yoshis the terrorist XD<br />
*fyfe in a BATMOBILE! (when thomasfyfe overtook Welcome99 on the road)<br />
*the wonders of typo..<br />
*DAT SUSPENSE!<br />
(Welcome99 was asking for a WorldEdit)<br />
Welcome99: Since yoshi is here...<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 left the game<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: Give me time, I just joined...<br />
<br />
(MinecraftYoshi26 was WorldEditing per request by Welcome99 [WorldEditing was done while vanishing to make Welcome99 suprised])<br />
Welcome99: You did not see me fart!<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: Eww<br />
<br />
*(while talking to _frozen) Have you ever nusted your kids? (meant to say busted)<br />
<br />
tarheelscouse: I'm gonna afk for a couple of moments<br />
Welcome99: A couple of months?<br />
<br />
=={{u|willowars}}==<br />
willowars: what happesn when you get kicked<br />
unjimas: You get kicked, willowars<br />
Starcubed: lets read jokes for minecrafters<br />
willowars: so can you rejoing<br />
Vickiposa: you leave the server, but can just come back<br />
Halfy_Crafty: ye<br />
unjimas: Yes. See:<br />
willowars: oh<br />
willowars: got it<br />
willowars left the server (he has been kicked)<br />
Halfy_Crafty XD<br />
CaptainChimpy xD<br />
Vickiposa xD<br />
willowars joined the server<br />
unjimas xD<br />
willowars Makes sense now<br />
<br />
== willywilson123 ==<br />
willywilson123: "at each tim I hic up my heart feel like it pooping out my body"<br />
<br />
== {{u|woorich999}}==<br />
SoSo123: Talon where are you from?<br />
TalonPlays: dc<br />
SoSo123: Washington, D.C.?<br />
TalonPlays: no, freaking north korea dc<br />
woorich999: DCRK<br />
<br />
woorich999: if you're missing a building, you can quickly get a RichPlus Fuel Station in your town<br />
SoaPuffball: nah<br />
SoaPuffball: already have 10<br />
time2makemymove: TEN FUEL STATIONS?!?!?!?!?<br />
time2makemymove: jk<br />
woorich999: lol<br />
woorich999: someone gets councillor with ten gas stations and calls it Rest Stop<br />
time2mamemymove: lel<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
<br />
woorich999: build that A-road<br />
chiefbozx: woorich i will when your plans start making sense<br />
<br />
MaxStewartS: Tp me to woo plz<br />
woorich999: staff are not a taxi service max<br />
<br />
woorich999: You can't break me; I already snorted everything<br />
<br />
woorich999 fell from a high place<br />
woorich999 (in Mumble): I'm suing IntraRail.<br />
<br />
=={{u|xplayman}}==<br />
* This is why we can't have nice things<br />
* I was the first one to get member status<br />
* D@#$it Chief!<br />
<br />
==Yellowitcher==<br />
'''CaptainChimpy: Guys, I know AP's real name!<br />
Someone: I assume there is A and P in it?<br />
Someone else: Adam... Parker?<br />
CaptainChimpy: No :P<br />
(After a while)<br />
Yellowitcher: Arry Potter?'''<br />
<br />
'''Soso123: Guys do you like [[Freedon]]?<br />
MegaMC: Yes.<br />
Yellowitcher: No thanks, I'd rather be a slave :P<br />
<br />
Yellowitcher: Who wants a fat in Lutetia?<br />
Yellowitcher: *flat*<br />
SoSo123: me<br />
Yellowitcher: to<br />
SoSo123: I will still buy some fat<br />
SoSo123: I'm so skinny<br />
<br />
== Yoshilover_man ==<br />
<br />
* Yoshi: I GOT SUPPORTER | Kitty: now u can spam the chat everyday with bold colors like cody does! | Yoshi: <span style="color:#32CD32"> YAY </span><br />
<br />
* why are there so many sad words that start with S?<br />
<br />
== {{u|yoshininja}} ==<br />
* what is bangin? (after robang says hi)<br />
<br />
=={{u|zaxbyschicken}}==<br />
<br />
cgc747: sorry, relog.<br />
zaxbyschicken I want to relog<br />
*zaxbyschicken has left the game*<br />
*zaxbyschicken has joined the game*<br />
zaxbyschicken: What is the point of Relog?<br />
hntredtie: To help ease major lag<br />
cgc747: My computer had a lag attack a minute ago.<br />
zaxbyschicken: Then I just did a Pointles Relog<br />
cgc747: XD<br />
<br />
== {{u|zomghi5}} ==<br />
SoaPuffball: but there's bleach<br />
zomghi5: SHOTS!<br />
zomghi5: Nvm<br />
zomghi5: Wait, please tell me you can drink it<br />
<br />
==Adrien_07==<br />
<br />
Adrien_07: But soon<br />
Adrien_07: This hotel will be a franchise<br />
XtremeCoder: ...<br />
XtremeCoder: that not how it works<br />
Adrien_07: And I have Apple Store, but not really a franchise<br />
XtremeCoder: u need a franchise for citizen<br />
XtremeCoder: if i am correct<br />
Adrien_07: A franchise is a shop, a restaurant, a hotel....<br />
XtremeCoder: hotel != franchise<br />
XtremeCoder: a empty shop != franchise<br />
<br />
=={{color|Orange|[}}{{color|DarkRed|Broadcast}}{{color|Orange|]}} / {{color|Orange|Console}} / {{colorbox|white|[Server]}} / MRTMusicBot / [{{color|yellow|Lottery}}]==<br />
<br />
At the exact same time:<br />
* CortesiRaccoon joined the game.<br />
* QueenSmae joined the game.<br />
* VernCow joined the game.<br />
<br />
* I just sliced your head, James<br />
<br />
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs<br />
[broadcast] <plugDJ link><br />
autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!<br />
[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo<br />
<br />
autobus22: broadcast, want a hug from a cactus again? I don't accept these prices!<br />
[Broadcast] Nao, auto, naooo<br />
<br />
<br />
[Trustee] Amtrak_pug: anyone vanished<br />
[Broadcast] nope<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] People still in:<br />
[Broadcast] nopro_, jphgolf4321, and jphgolf4321!<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: wat<br />
[Councillor] Skelezomperman: LOL<br />
[Mod] Just_robinho: Wat?<br />
[Mod] jphgolf1234 i win twice?<br />
[Broadcast] woops<br />
[Broadcast] i derp<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: fantastic<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: 11/8 yoshi<br />
[Broadcast] derp derp derp<br />
[Broadcast] nopro_, jphgolf4321, and Just_robinho are left!<br />
<br />
*[Broadcast] lets play "who the heck is on broadcast" game<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] GSM will be soon<br />
[Senator] mine_man_: "soon"<br />
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: yayyy<br />
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: lol<br />
[Broadcast] just kidding april fools<br />
[Mayor+] ArdyDuck: LOL<br />
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: naoooo<br />
[Mayor] camelfantasy: clarify "soon"<br />
[Senator] mine_man_: but its august...<br />
[Broadcast] just kidding it's not april<br />
[Mayor] camelfantasy: its not april<br />
[Mayor+] TonyTajiri: A few weeks<br />
[Mayor] camelfantasy: save that for then<br />
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: time to find out!<br />
[Broadcast] now you're confused good<br />
<br />
Player Console (Chiefbozx) kicked godzilltrain for go to bed<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] ArdyDuck: what technology will people mover use?<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: idk<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: lol<br />
[Broadcast] banana<br />
<br />
(Discord #general)<br />
KevinTheLlama15: !summon<br />
MRTMusicBot: stop summoning me in this channel<br />
MRTMusicBot: im already in the Random Interludes Channel<br />
KevinTheLlama15: LOL WUT<br />
Camelfantasy: OMG the MRTMusicBot is SENTIENT<br />
<br />
*{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|Console}} kicked MinecraftYoshi26 for You have been kicked for idling more then 10 mins. Have a nice day..}}<br />
<br />
Ardy: marry me server<br />
Server: nao<br />
<br />
*[Server]: Hello I'm an 6687kittycat.What's your name?<br />
<br />
*[Broadcast]: Notice, thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it has been noted.<br />
<br />
AlikSong was sleeping and left MC running for 14 hours. Then...<br />
*{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|Console}} kicked AlikSong for Sleep well :).}}<br />
<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|Derpy_Melon (me)}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|Console}}{{color|gold|]}} is this Tom, BTB, Frozen, or Frumple?<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|Console}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|Derpy_Melon (me)}}{{color|gold|]}} does it matter?<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|ModernArt left the game.}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|Console}} kicked ModernArt for You have been kicked for idling more then 10 mins..}}<br />
{{color|orange|[{{color|red|Broadcast}}]:}} {{color|lime|What a Modern kick!}}<br />
<br />
*[Broadcast]: Reminder: Worldedits will not be granted during the GSM: Staff will be too busy discussing road proposals and/or fighting to the death over Tacos<br />
*[[User:SoaPuffball/Broadcast Incident|[Broadcast] wheres the lamb SAUCE>>]] (Click for the full conversation!)<br />
*{{color|Orange|[}}{{color|DarkRed|Broadcast}}{{color|Orange|]}} {{color|lime|big lag, big canal. prepare to die.}} (Referring to {{u|Kastle}}'s canal worldedit)<br />
<br />
*SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES (in a random time)<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] MclaurenMaster,<br />
[Broadcast] You are now a contestant on...<br />
[Broadcast] Wordedit School!<br />
MclaurenMaster left the game<br />
<i>Five minutes later...</i><br />
MclaurenMaster joined the game <br />
[Broadcast] Attention<br />
[Broadcast] The W/E school admissions committee would like to congratulate MclaurenMaster on admission to WordEdit School!<br />
MclaurenMaster left the game<br />
<i>A minute later...</i><br />
MclaurenMaster joined the game <br />
The WordEdit School admissions committee would also like to congratulate fffelix_jan and Kel5 on admission!<br />
[Broadcast] ffelix_jan has FAILED WorldEdit School!!!!<br />
[Broadcast] BUT he might remedy himself. Stay tuned<br />
<br />
[Server] ----------- ATTENTION! -----------<br />
[Server] The server will restart in 15 minutes!<br />
[Server] Starting save...<br />
SnowPuffball_ joined the game.<br />
[Server] --------------------------------<br />
<br />
sesese9: (in Mumble): I'm not going to win the lottery...<br />
[Server]: Congrats to sesese9 for winning....<br />
Music3_0: what?<br />
KittyCat11231: wow<br />
sesese9: lol<br />
<br />
bryce_am left the game.<br />
[Lottery] Congratulations to bryce_am for winning $122!<br />
<br />
[Lottery] ModernArt just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 1s<br />
[Lottery] Congratulations to ModernArt for winning $206!<br />
[Lottery] There was a total of 20 players buying 93 tickets!<br />
<br />
*when the milkman is mentioned*<br />
[Server] SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP<br />
...<br />
[Server] SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP<br />
<br />
(SoaPuffball and megascatterbomb are boxing camelfanasy, who is known for "nuking" Bakersville)<br />
SoaPuffball: a nuke<br />
SoaPuffball: preferable sponsored by Bakersville<br />
[Broadcast] ride fred rail<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: '''''hey kastle you should get in mumble'''''<br />
[Broadcast]: kaslte mumbl<br />
<br />
[Server] ----------- ATTENTION! -----------<br />
[Mayor] SoaPuffball: ride the mrt<br />
[Server] The server will restart in 15 minutes!<br />
[Server] Starting save...<br />
_Lego_ left the game.<br />
[Server] --------------------------------<br />
[Mayor] SoaPuffball: jungle line edition<br />
<br />
InfamousColumbia: Prisoner 2187 is not here!!!<br />
[Server] Error: Prisoner 404 not found<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: camellllllllllllll<br />
[Broadcast] CAAAMEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!<br />
woorich999: '''CAMEEEEELLLL!!!!!!!'''<br />
woorich999: '''CAMEEEEELLLLAAAAAA CAAABBBBEEELLLLOOOO!!!!!!!'''<br />
frogggggg: '''WHAATHASSSHAPPENEDTOOSOCIETYYYY??????????'''<br />
<br />
(frog is offline)<br />
frogggggg has left the game.<br />
Player Console kicked frogggggg for being offline for more than 60 minutes.<br />
autobus22: 0_0<br />
nicrats: rip<br />
frogggggg joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: wait wat<br />
<br />
Tom_Pairs: and I don't win<br />
[LOTTERY] Congratulations for Tom_Pairs for winning $701!<br />
[LOTTERY] There was a total of 30 players buying 601 tickets<br />
<br />
(during GSM, two mods controlling Broadcast)<br />
[Broadcast] Pineapple on pizza good '''FACT'''<br />
[Broadcast] no<br />
[Broadcast] BS<br />
[Broadcast] yes<br />
[Broadcast] broadcast drunk today<br />
[Broadcast] Pineapple on pizza is a warnable offence<br />
<br />
(soa trying to load baltop)<br />
---- Balancetop -- Page 11/708 ---<br />
90. PamelaJacosqui, $2,960.05<br />
91. JTrain77, $2,929.51<br />
92. Duechayapol, $2,890.60<br />
93. lil_shadow59, $2,886.50<br />
Top Balances (3/27/19 1:25 AM)<br />
94. Cortesi, $2,849.55<br />
95. Toaro, $2,743.60<br />
---- Balancetop -- Pake 12/708<br />
96. Architect_21, $2,651.11<br />
99. nktrain, $2,552.78<br />
97. Ardlyn, $2,619.88<br />
100. AlikSong, $2,528.17<br />
98. SoaPuffball, $2,594.70<br />
101. angelzer0, $2,4688.77<br />
Type /balancetop 12 to read the next page.<br />
102. TMEVs, $2,440.84<br />
103. moriaofchimes, $2,253.16<br />
104. Leo_2807, $2,248.21<br />
105. Vennefly, $2,232.10<br />
<br />
/warp info viewable<br />
Error parsing arguments: No such warp 'at'.<br />
Did you mean 'republicgates'?<br />
<br />
== Unknown ==<br />
'''Note: if person is known, please move the quote to its proper location.'''<br />
*[Member] is no longer afk*<br />
*[Member] is now afk*<br />
[Member]: Hi<br />
[Member 2]: Huh?<br />
<br />
*[Member]: lala's gone lala (after seeing a station lalaboy created)<br />
<br />
*[Member]: You have been...Chiefboxed! (afk box by Chief)<br />
<br />
*[Member]: You have been...lalaboxed! (afk box by lalaboy)<br />
<br />
To whoever posted without adding a signature, please be sure to add <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> (four tildes) to the end of your post so it signs for you. Just my grammar-and-formatting-nazi comment. Soleurs (talk) 13:10, 4 November 2016 (EDT)<br />
Sure thing.<br />
<br />
*{{u|soso123|soso}}{{u|SoaPuffball|apuffball}}<br />
<br />
[Member]: I am going to make a fidget spinner shop<br />
*A mod kills the member<br />
[Citizen] SoaPuffball why did you kill hin for the fidget spinner shop?<br />
[Mod]: Because fidget spinners are a no-no<br />
[Member]: I am going to make a fidget spinner shop and no one can stop or kill me!<br />
*A mod kills him again<br />
<br />
*Claiming Simulator would be a fun game. (during the October 2017 GSM Pre-Q&A)<br />
*get out of that chunk! (while Hightech_TR is in the Mail Center, he quoted it later)<br />
*if you withhold my right to the internet i will withhold your right to life<br />
*Appleton has a twitter for its airport (in Mumble)<br />
*7886kiddycart (in Mumble)</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Funny_Quotes&diff=144637Funny Quotes2019-10-18T12:53:14Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
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Various people of the MRT server have said some '''funny quotes''' that we have found to be quite funny, interesting or plain ridiculous. Also, lots of weird typos here...<br />
<br />
If you want to see quotes from guests, see [[Guest Quotes]].<br />
<br />
=={{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}==<br />
* Use the forks!<br />
* no! bad yoshi!<br />
* follow da rulez<br />
* give me kissie!<br />
* damn - ''When someone joins and he was writing the same message as another user''<br />
* Ok, time to do somethig! I'm going to dial the pizzaservice<br />
*''(In Mumble)'' Let me guess, he (the guest) is stuck. [Guest] help! im stuck in a block<br />
* ''(While talking with Cortesi about a 3D animation of himself)'' I have a tv on my head so ya<br />
* "Dont mind my head" -{{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}<br />
* DCampite is a girl btw (after DCampite said "Shirin_Maya is a girl btw")<br />
<br />
(dragonbloon419 is stating w/e commands in chat)<br />
0rocketscience0: Don't mind Dragon, he's gone mad. Only dreaming to get a w/e.<br />
<br />
=={{u|0x10}}==<br />
*Ouchawalogen takaschin<br />
<br />
[Me->0x10]Can we discuss the rail line through Kyoto <br><br />
[0x10->Me] Burgers and Coffee<br />
<br />
context: City(Cact0), conric, and 0x10 in lab<br />
City *builds near something else*<br />
Conric005 griefing<br />
Conric005 bad<br />
0x10 don'g grefefe<br />
Citybuilder_ :(<br />
0x10 *don't<br />
Citybuilder_ grefefe<br />
Citybuilder_ don'g<br />
zefunman covfefe<br />
Citybuilder_ don'g<br />
<br />
== 34lynx72 ==<br />
*guests can fly now?<br />
<br />
*CAPTAIN CHOMPY has to compensate me<br />
<br />
=={{u|AdoboAndRice}}==<br />
* Cake<br />
* its not spam... its cake<br />
* not the cake!!<br />
* We're making.... cupcakes.<br />
* im cooking yoshi (during Thomasfyfe's BBQ)<br />
* (Hawks asks how many girlfriends Yoshi has) Adobo: Yoshi is a pimp!<br />
* My texture pack makes this cow look like Chewbacca.<br />
<br />
== AEhub ==<br />
*when talking about GSM*<br />
it's held once a mountain<br />
month lol<br />
<br />
*when AEhub does c then tab and does camelfantasy instead of CortesiRaccoon*<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|AEhub}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|me}}{{color|gold|]}}: Hey may Valetta get evaluated for mayor please<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|me}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|AEhub}}{{color|gold|]}}: ???<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|AEhub}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|me}}{{color|gold|]}}: Lol wrong pm<br />
<br />
==AgustinSuarez==<br />
*was trying to use a boat... holy cow! this is like, goodness! i do not have my driver's license and i just saw why, not even capable to parallel park a boat on minecraft......<br />
<br />
==Airplane320==<br />
SirNatureWriter: Anyone selling franchises?<br />
Airplane320: I do<br />
SirNatureWriter: What franchises do you sell?<br />
Airplane320 has left the game<br />
SigmaTheEnigma: o o f<br />
<br />
==aldee110==<br />
* Just_robinho: oh that's nice, teleport into a girl :P | aldee110: I'm not quite sure how I should take that...<br />
<br />
==Aldranster50==<br />
<br />
*buttransport me<br />
<br />
=={{u|AlfiePops}}==<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: What's a good name for a diner?<br />
[Mayor+] AlfiePops: Dave's Diner?<br />
[Mayor+] AlfiePops: Dom's Diner?<br />
[Councillor+] CondinYT: minecraft_diner<br />
[Member+] nicrats: FredTheDiner<br />
[Member+] nicrats: FredTheFoodLord<br />
[Mayor+] AlfiePops: Xx_Minecraft_Diner_xX<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: What's a good name for a pizza restaraunt?<br />
[Member+] nicrats: FredThePizzaRestaurant<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: seriously<br />
[Mayor+] AlfiePops: time2thinkofadinername<br />
[Premier+] Cortesi: FredThePizzaLord<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: Mamma mia, thatsa terrible name<br />
[Mod+] unjinz: Mamma Mia Diner<br />
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: <insert hand gestures><br />
<br />
== {{u|Aliksong}} ==<br />
Alik: Atleast i might get an award<br />
Alik: For being on more then 1 year, and not having a funny quote yet lol<br />
<br />
Alik: the german sounding one?<br />
Tar: I started a new one recently<br />
Chimpy: I don't even know my own town xD<br />
Tar: So this one has 0 builds xD<br />
Alik: Merkelburg?<br />
Tar: mecklenburg, yep<br />
BVLegend: Oh it hasn't developed much<br />
Tar: Merkelburg xD<br />
Chimpy: "Merkel"burg<br />
Alik: lol<br />
Chimpy: xD xD<br />
Kenta: merkelburg xD<br />
Alik: ;)<br />
Alik: muttiberg<br />
<br />
Aliksong: ja<br />
VernCow: ja?<br />
SoaPuffball: ja.<br />
*people start saying ja<br />
<br />
(RickyLi is to be warned for redirecting the MRT to a tollway)<br />
according to the rules he should be warned<br />
but im not in the mood<br />
im in a pretty good mood<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: anyone want to see VCHS so far<br />
AlikSong: yep<br />
AlikSong left the game.<br />
<br />
AlikSong: the left side is the right side<br />
SnowPuffball: gg<br />
AlikSong: ;)<br />
SoaPuffball: * slow clap<br />
<br />
== {{u|Amber_Pine}} ==<br />
Amber_Pine: how come you're Mayor buddy?<br />
SoaPuffball: three mayor towns<br />
Amber_Pine: but i thought you were like governor or sth<br />
SoaPuffball: ?<br />
CaptainChimpy: Mademoiselle Pine :P<br />
CaptainChimpy: Amber<br />
CaptainChimpy: SoaPuffball =/= SoSo123<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
Amber_Pine: OH<br />
CaptainChimpy: LOL<br />
SoaPuffball: =/= Soleurs<br />
Amber_Pine: Really????<br />
<br />
*i wash my hands of my conversation (camel said slurp in the discord-server chat and the rest followed after)<br />
<br />
==_AngelAlexander_==<br />
* Application for memer (meant to be member)<br />
<br />
== _AngelKevin_ ==<br />
*watch out for my body rolls<br />
<br />
ByteMega: whats mmc<br />
SoaPuffball: ByteMega: Mega Motion City<br />
_AngelKevin_: mega motion city<br />
_AngelKevin_: so the city can move?<br />
<br />
==AppleGamer123==<br />
{{rank|member}} AppleGamer123: There a pile of clothes next to me and it looks like Groot...Scaring me<br />
<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: OwO Owner rank color<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: I feel like Frumples rank<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: Im going to keep this<br />
[P4] Frumple: *looks in project4*<br />
[P4] Frumple: what is going on here?<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: Im one with Frumple<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: yes<br />
[P4] SoaPuffball: no you're not<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: We all are<br />
[P4] AppleGamer123: until he leaves<br />
<br />
=={{u|AP_Red}}==<br />
*''Most online are Brits'' "It's the invasion of the Europeans!"<br />
*''(In Mumble)'' I am not Scottish! I'm from LEEDS! L-E-E-D-S! In't north of England"<br />
*Thomasfyfe joined the game | "Hello Mr Scary Scottish Admin guy"<br />
*"Ah'm off te' meck an 'am sarnie!" (I am going to make a ham sandwich)<br />
*Kitty: That will be $0 | AP: I'll back later because I can't afford that! | AP_Red left the game.<br />
*''Listening to radio''| 27: Miley Cyrus. Excuse me if you hear a radio being smashed!<br />
*AP_Red was slain by [Insert player here] using [humorously named weapon]<br />
*Why do people keep trying to murder me with renamed weapons?<br />
*''Chiefbozx shocked _majormagpie_'' | Standing on powerlines while Chief is watching telly is a BAD idea magpie<br />
*Moral of the story: DO NOT ask me for dating advice<br />
*GMT = Great Mug of Tea<br />
*Chief Shocks, CG Bans, Thomas Transmutes people into lego guys<br />
*There's a g-g-g-ghost online! ''(Computerghost)''<br />
*Is it weird that Sochi makes me want to see Inception?<br />
*Did Chief, ah, Chief?<br />
*With Great Power comes Great Electricity Bill!<br />
<br />
AP: I turn off radio and lag turns to nowt! Interesting!<br />
*A few seconds later*<br />
AP: Or not... still as laggy as a tortoise with 3 legs and arthritis<br />
<br />
*AP: Next stop haggis lag.<br />
mine_man_: Haggis lag?<br />
AP: IE, when Martii spawns loads off his dinner so that the server ends up being too slow<br />
<br />
*Bad joke by DC*<br />
autobus22: *tadum ping*<br />
RLcrafters: Badum tss**<br />
AP_Red: *Tadum ping* sounds like a gunfight is happening<br />
<br />
[Senator] AP_Red: Oh, I know how to get chief or fyfe in<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: bacon?<br />
[Senator] AP_Red: Bacon!!! Free Bacon here!!! Bacon for ALL Admins joining NOW<br />
[Senator] AP_Red: This offer is only available for 10 minutes<br />
<br />
''(Discussing Funeral songs: Anaconda is mentioned)''<br />
[Senator] AP_Red: "My Anaconda don't want none cos I'm dead hun"<br />
<br />
x AP_Rednax fell from a high place<br />
AP: There's supposed to be no gravity in SPACE<br />
<br />
godzilltrain was burnt to a crisp while fighting Narnia17<br />
AP: godzilltoast<br />
<br />
Be careful, you can be banned easily, I once got banned for sending an email<br />
That email did say "Please Ban Me" but still...<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}} {{color|gray|AP_Red:}} It'd be like being kicked for getting a cup of tea<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}} {{color|gray|AP_Red:}} Ooh, '''TEA!'''<br />
{{color|gray|* AP_Red is now AFK}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked AP_Red for coffee is better}}<br />
<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|AP_Red}} {{color|orange|temporarily banned}} {{color|red|Frumple}} {{color|orange|for}} {{color|red|23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds}}{{color|orange|:}} {{color|red|Banned!}}{{color|orange|.}}<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} {{colour|grey|Starcubed:}} does any1 here know what a repeater lock is<br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} {{colour|grey|AP_Red:}} star, I'll show you<br />
{{colour|lime|[Governor]}} {{colour|grey|camelfantasy:}} vanished mod confirmed<br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} {{colour|grey|AP_Red:}} FLIP<br />
{{colour|lime|[Governor]}} {{colour|grey|camelfantasy:}} xD<br />
{{colour|yellow|AP_Red joined the game.}}<br />
<br />
AP_Red: Also, don't be like Auto<br />
AP_Red: Don't hug cacti<br />
AP_Red was pricked to death<br />
sheimoria: what a prick<br />
<br />
TalonPlays: where the **** is the airport<br />
TalonPlays left the game.<br />
Player AP_Red kicked TalonPlays for No Aiports!.<br />
SnowPuffball_: wut<br />
SnowPlow123: HAHAHAHA<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: who operates mrt marina?<br />
AP_Red: I'd presume mr Tommy Pairs<br />
* AP_Red cues Ground Control to Admin Tom<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: ap?<br />
AP_Red: aye?<br />
SoaPuffball: jungle line?<br />
AP_Red: I should really stop procrastinating that<br />
SoaPuffball: same :P<br />
SoaPuffball: time to get some exits ready<br />
<br />
AP_Red: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object<br />
AP_Red: ?<br />
AP_Red: AKA: What happens when Chief empties his bacon aisle?<br />
<br />
*Pine, I'd ask you for a Pine-Colada, but it's literally a street away from an existing one<br />
*The mayor of Schillerton's alright, but the mayor of Whiteley is a terrible person who would never give me perms (AP_Red owns Whiteley)<br />
<br />
London_IceBoy: C roads, anyone?<br />
AP_Red has muted player London_IceBoy.<br />
AP_Red: No Croads<br />
London_IceBoy: Noooooo!<br />
<br />
AP_Red: Towns should be realistic<br />
AP_Red: That means any british towns must have kettles in every house<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
jamess__: Should I become a tiktoker?<br />
AP_Red: James, that's just being called a clock.<br />
<br />
=={{u|BaronTB|BaronThamesBank}}==<br />
* DieNexus! ''When DasNexus says: "Bacon.. Eh Baron"''<br />
Baron: Hi Bestie [Bestmate66]<br />
AP_Red: <- thinks of BBT [Big Bang Theory]<br />
Baron: I'm totes Amy!<br />
<br />
*''Refering to Kitania's Roads 08/06/14'': Ok, All this cake is making me hungry<br />
<br />
Oh yh this is cal's town of Whitely<br />
*later*<br />
*Waverley<br />
XD<br />
<br />
autobus22: BaronThamesBank<br />
*tab fail*<br />
BaronThamesBank: AP_Red<br />
BaronThamksBank: autobus22<br />
AP_Red: Dannit Baron!<br />
AP_Red joined the game<br />
<br />
== {{u|Architect_21}} ==<br />
I hate the RAVENS<br />
I havent died yet :PPPP<br />
Architect_21 died<br />
<br />
Architect: My computer is lag freeee<br />
InDev: nic<br />
*Architect_21 left the game*<br />
*Architect_21 joined the game*<br />
InDev: XD<br />
Architect: aaah I lagged out<br />
<br />
Architect: well luckily im sane<br />
Architect: maybe<br />
Architect: sorta<br />
Architect: poosibly<br />
Architect: Ok, not likely<br />
Architect: yeah impossible<br />
Architect: Im not sane<br />
Architect: or maybe I am<br />
Architect: idk<br />
Architect: Yeah Im sane<br />
Architect: I think....... :P<br />
<br />
DAMN sheep I told you to get off my BRIDGE<br />
<br />
_Kastle was shot by jphgolf4321 using [South Weast Airlines]<br />
Vulpicula: "Weast"<br />
Architect_21: that makes me think of yeast<br />
Architect_21: which makes me think of bread<br />
Architect_21: and then south<br />
Architect_21: makes me think of bread from the south<br />
soso123: Archi<br />
soso123: add that to the quotes<br />
Architect_21: so suddenly<br />
Architect_21: South Weast becomes Floridian Bread<br />
Architect_21: Floridian Bread Airlines<br />
Architect_21: someone should start that.<br />
<br />
<br />
(Architect goes AFK thinking he left and closed Minecraft)<br />
(9 minutes later)<br />
*Architect_21 is no longer AFK*<br />
Architect_21: wait Im still online<br />
Architect_21: oh<br />
Architect_21: wow<br />
*Architect_21 left the game*<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} Architect_21: lol its an extreme hore <br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} Architect_21: *horse <br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} Sirots: LOL<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} Architect_21: ripme<br />
<br />
UnknownSilent: alrighty my fine feathered friends, must bid you all farewell<br />
Architect_21: I assure you I have no feathers<br />
<br />
== ArizTrad ==<br />
(talking about chief's form)<br />
ArizTrad: The answers don't matter as 'falcon' can be submitted as answers for every single question.<br />
Vickiposa: ah yes falcon<br />
Vickiposa: the best pokemon<br />
SoaPuffball: how can frumple eat a falcon<br />
<br />
=={{u|bestmate66|Atlanta}}==<br />
* Let me know if you need a translation, living in the UK I am fluent in both English and American and Yorkshire.<br />
<br />
best: Ah, licky.<br />
Kitty: suggestive<br />
Benie: Suggestive.<br />
best: *LUCKY<br />
best: Aah<br />
<br />
(Talking about an under-construction rail line)<br />
bestmate66: It really is congratulation-worthy. It's been in planning for 9 months.<br />
bestmate66: Oh cr**<br />
bestmate66: I just made a pregnancy referance.<br />
tarheelscouse: XD XD XD XD<br />
bestmate: DANGIT CHIEF<br />
<br />
(The hilarious parts Minechat's Autocorrect going bonkers for Atlanta)<br />
Atlanta: XD I forgot about rectum (meant to say "that")<br />
Atlanta: ok I officially hate mine shat<br />
Atlanta: ugh this is getting weed<br />
Atlanta: look mine hat is drunk<br />
Atlanta: ok hopefully no more farts<br />
Atlanta: ok I gives ups<br />
Atlanta: good nips to everyone<br />
hntredtie: Best, please get off Minechat...<br />
<br />
''Note: Who keeps on adding all of these ... suggestive ... quotes?'' -best<br />
<br />
[Citizen] erty10089: can i afk box frozen?<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: no<br />
[Senator+] bestmate66: ''at your own risk''<br />
<br />
$205 has been received from bestmate66<br />
[Senator+] Bestmate66: NAO<br />
<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: as my haters has finally rectum up the ghost<br />
[Citizen] Leo_2807: Wat<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: (autocorrect)<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: as my CHARGER has finally GIVEN up the ghost. there.<br />
<br />
Vulp: I know the Barnsley dialect is basicly its own language though<br />
Best: Isn't that s Suburb of London?<br />
<br />
== {{u|autobus|autobus22}} ==<br />
* Goed xD back on english. (if DasNexus talks his only dutch question that he knows)<br />
* Minecraft creature named YOSHI!<br />
* Tgis id Gid Goude.<br />
* Dangit grammar skrewup! <br />
* *srewuo <br />
* *screwupp <br />
* *scrwwup <br />
* DANGIT<br />
* "autobus22" has left the game<br />
* This sucks like potatos that are allergic for potatos!<br />
<br />
what da sh*t<br />
OOPS<br />
sorry sorry<br />
<br />
* Yoshi so you will that I dont do a tournament<br />
* Yoshi jumps on redstone<br />
autobus: Dont touch my redsotne otherwise the machine will explode<br />
* Yoshi touches redstone<br />
autobus: Damn living creature named YOSHI!<br />
Yoshi: sorry<br />
autobus: Its for the MRT Olympics i wanna mdo the fireworks!<br />
Yoshi: oh sorry<br />
autobus: Actualy, if yoshi touches my redstone again he isnt long living anymore....<br />
Yoshi: xD<br />
Logiblocks: xD<br />
autobus: xD<br />
* Yoshi touches redstone again<br />
autobus: YOSHI!<br />
<br />
<br />
autobus: hi<br />
thomas: bye<br />
thomas left the game<br />
autobus: i needed him....<br />
autobus left the game<br />
(10 mins later)<br />
autobus joined the game<br />
thomas: bye<br />
thomas left the game<br />
autobus: DANGHIT<br />
autobus: *DANGTI<br />
autobus: *DANHGIT<br />
autobus: DAGN THE DANGIT<br />
autobus: *DNAG<br />
autobus: you get me<br />
Other person: no<br />
autobus left the game<br />
<br />
* Ugh iam stupid to ask that....<br />
<br />
autobus: echo don't remove that wile tunneling, i gna make a patio<br />
Echominer: ok<br />
''10 minutes later''<br />
Echominer: I finsihed the patio<br />
autobus: what ya mean?<br />
Echominer: i finished the patio you asked for?<br />
Echominer: call me<br />
''autobus does /call echo''<br />
autobus: i mean't i was gna make a patio....<br />
Echominer: Ow....<br />
autobus: It came out realy nice for a unneeded thing<br />
Echominer: Thanks, i guess<br />
autobus: I keep it<br />
Echominer: JAY!!!<br />
autobus: You work harder then you should :P<br />
Lalaboy: I need someone that works hard come help me.<br />
echominer: ok lala i come<br />
autobus: when are you gna finsih the tunnel Echo?<br />
Echominer: you can do that :P<br />
<br />
* Hope this airport likes fish, its packed like a sardine XD<br />
<br />
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs<br />
[broadcast] <plugDJ link><br />
autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!<br />
[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo<br />
<br />
autobus22: 20303reenijne<br />
enjineer: 20303reenigna<br />
autobus22: is that a synonym to vagina?<br />
<br />
* On Mumble: Pleasure Plate<br />
<br />
(after trying to tp to RednaxAP)<br />
autobus22: wrong red sorry tie<br />
{tie=hntredtie}<br />
<br />
autobus22: broadcast, want a hug from a cactus again? I don't accept these prices!<br />
[Broadcast] Nao, auto, naooo<br />
<br />
*÷)<br />
<br />
*autobus asks lalaboy if he wants a burgerqueen in kessler*<br />
lalaboy: naooo<br />
autobus22: yeaaaoooo<br />
lalaboy: naooo<br />
lalaboy: nothing can make me say yes<br />
autobus22: "nothing"<br />
lalaboy: oh<br />
lalaboy: wait what?<br />
lalaboy: i'm confuse<br />
lalaboy: oh wait<br />
lalaboy: ohh<br />
lalaboy: ohhhhhh...<br />
lalaboy: you sneaking little devil<br />
autobus22: :3<br />
<br />
(The following happened, again:)<br />
-[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs<br />
-[broadcast] <plugDJ link><br />
-autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!<br />
-[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo<br />
(afterwards:)<br />
autobus22: Do i have to quote that again?<br />
<br />
autobus22: .kittery buy 1<br />
autobus22: OH GOD DOUBLE FAIL<br />
autobus22: ki =/= lo, thats right next to it<br />
ArdyArd: [kittery]: autobus22 just bought 9001 tickets<br />
<br />
* Question by _Kastle *<br />
Frumple: probably to late to test it now<br />
Frumple: I'm pooped<br />
autobus22: You are not brown coloured yet frumple.<br />
<br />
Tonytajiri: Lettuce get to work then!<br />
autobus22: Ill make salad of it then, up to work!<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: MRT Quagmire Line bae<br />
[Senator] autobus22: sounds likw quagsir<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: sounds like quasar<br />
[Senator] autobus22: sounds like zaquar<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: :o<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: xdddddd<br />
[Senator] autobus22: how did we get from quagmire to zaquar...<br />
[Senator] autobus22: xD<br />
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: #MRT<br />
<br />
[Senator] autobus22: 0_(EXPLODE)<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: XD<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: no explosions pls<br />
[Senator] autobus22: 0_(IMPLODE)<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: omg this bomb is coming towards me<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: XD<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: naoooooo<br />
_Ardy died<br />
<br />
*NO I DONT WANNA BE ENJOYED BY DOGS<br />
<br />
autobus22: so what is se * se * se /=?<br />
autobus22: :P<br />
sesese9: 27 :)<br />
autobus22: true that could be<br />
<br />
autobus22 joined the game<br />
[Senator] autobus22: my strawberry crashed.<br />
[Senator] autobus22: *computer, AUTOCORRECT<br />
[Senator] autobus22: hows the even related?<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game.<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: fruit based computing<br />
[Senator] autobus22: Hello yoshi, how fag you?<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: ?<br />
[Senator] autobus22: *EXCUSE ME<br />
[Senator] autobus22: AUTOCORRECT SHUT IT<br />
[Senator] autobus22: i have luck today<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: thankfully it didnt autocorrect "i have luck today"<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: i can barely guess how awkward could that be<br />
<br />
[Senator] autobus22: Just happy it didnt auto cumcumber ;P<br />
[Senator] autobus22: the thing is, you could take that in not one, not 2, but three suggestive ways...<br />
<br />
*in mumble*: Contrebutt (meant to say contribute)<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|autobus22 joined the game}}<br />
Ardyan: hi bus<br />
autobus22: HEY<br />
autobus22: dare call me bus again and ill bus your face!<br />
Ardyan: you'll place USB ports on my face?<br />
Ardyan: type c preferred<br />
<br />
autobus22: gome q\nQ\u<br />
Well then.<br />
Fail<br />
*home wazamawazi<br />
got all keys to the left spelling out my cityname<br />
_frozen: how can you fail that bad lol<br />
<br />
_Redneck_Jesus_ joined the game<br />
[Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: Lala why arent redstone labs allowed<br />
[Senator] autobus22: Because theres a lab world for that<br />
[Senator] autobus22: *facebus*<br />
[Trustee+] keentlewi: 0.o facebus?<br />
[Trustee+] keentlewi: O.o*<br />
[Senator] autobus22: your smiley has broken "Window" i see....<br />
[Senator] autobus22: Guess you was the bus<br />
[Senator] autobus22: I am going to sue you, my head hurts<br />
[Senator] autobus22: :P<br />
[Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: Auto word of advice dont go slamming your face into busses<br />
[Senator] autobus22: *facetram*<br />
[Trustee+] keentlewi: xD<br />
[Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: xD<br />
<br />
R/msg camel tgabj<br />
[autobus22 -> me]: *THanks<br />
<br />
autobus22: XD Camelpornography :P<br />
*WUT<br />
NO NO NO NO<br />
ERase<br />
AutoCorrect got me...<br />
camelfantasy: What were you trying to say?<br />
autobus22: Just Camelpornography<br />
NOOOOOO<br />
Camel F A N T A S Y<br />
<br />
*Hassan Moon, Your the funny one today are you. (Referring to Supykun)<br />
<br />
Yay, tropic you<br />
*Tropic<br />
T H A N K<br />
<br />
*go completely invisible: aka leaving..<br />
<br />
*a kill hilled you<br />
<br />
ijudiju<br />
WOW<br />
*Okiedoki<br />
<br />
O a, tje ,ast pf tje cjatnpx<br />
*I am the master of the chatbox<br />
Not of chatting though appearently<br />
<br />
hoyl quacamole <br />
this potato chip didn't even fit in my mouth<br />
<br />
*.msg unjinz penisses?<br />
<br />
I ALMOST POURED HOT BOILING CANDLE WAX DOWN MY THROAT<br />
I shouldn't put my tea cup next to my scent candle<br />
which is in a similar glass<br />
<br />
I guess this chat app works...<br />
More like masturbate No No<br />
NOPE<br />
NOPE<br />
NOPE<br />
*Melon No No.<br />
<br />
*when camelfantasy and Camelicano are on*<br />
autobus22: Camelpornography and Camelclone-ography :)<br />
<br />
VernCow: So quiet....<br />
Autobus: MEEP<br />
Autobus: MEEEP<br />
Autobus: MEEEEP<br />
Autobus: :3<br />
VernCow : XD<br />
<br />
Autobus: U cumming alik?<br />
Alik: No :P<br />
Alik: I'm not that excited xD<br />
<br />
[Mayor] Sirots: Frumple promoted tarhellscouse from member to mod :P <br />
[Mayor] Sirots: woops I said tarhells instead of tarheels <br />
[Governor] autobus22: "oh no the tarscouses from hell are attacking"<br />
<br />
''when talking about eliteneon's plane''<br />
[camelfantasy -> autobus22] well for starters his plane doesnt exactly look realistic<br />
[camelfantasy -> autobus22] have you seen it?<br />
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] yes<br />
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] ive flown it<br />
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] quite turbulent<br />
[camelfantasy -> autobus22] you survived? :O<br />
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] no<br />
[camelfantasy -> autobus22] oh<br />
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] I died gone to heaven, became an angel, wanted to imporove the world and reincarnated and skipped<br />
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] 15 eyars in time allright?<br />
<br />
autobus22: what a can can't a can a can can't can a tin can?<br />
SoSo123: ???<br />
*auto tries to confuse lithium*<br />
Steve_Bobs: explain pls<br />
autobus22: no<br />
Steve_Bobs: :(<br />
SoSo123: Well ur Steve Jobs' bro, you could explain it with the same knowledge of ur bro<br />
autobus22: but what if he's sad, then he'll be Steve_Sobs<br />
SoSo123 and CaptainChimpy: xD<br />
Steve_Bobs: *facepalm*<br />
<br />
(asking SoSo and SoaPuffball to help with the RailLinQ Paixton station)<br />
SoSo123 or SoSo123 are either of you able to help me with some glass panes?<br />
* SoSo123<br />
* SoSo123<br />
* SoaPuffball<br />
<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: auto, mind if I tp you to me?<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: no problem<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: recognise the scene? ;)<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: abby road<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: yup<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: not abbey road; which is near star lane in east london<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: abby road<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: :3<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: say abby 10 times in a row<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: it'll get really strange<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: abby abby abby abby abby abby abby abby abby abby<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: done<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: ...<br />
* autobus22 slaps godzilltrain<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: I meant out loud<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: done<br />
* autobus22 slaps godzilltrain<br />
* godzilltrain slaps auto<br />
''autobus22 died''<br />
[Mod+] godzilltrain: oops, bit too hard?<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: ...<br />
* autobus22 takes godzilltrain for a ride on bus line 666 straight to it's destination: off a cliff<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: :3<br />
<br />
The chance of youexisting compared to the universe is...<br />
larger than 1 trillion times the particles in the universe<br />
:3<br />
*smaller<br />
then 1/1trillion times particles in the universe<br />
<br />
autobus22: I hate slabvs<br />
autobus22: I HATE SLABS<br />
*autobus slabs slaps<br />
*autobus meant slaps slabs<br />
*APRedNoseRudolph stabs slabs<br />
<br />
can I get a blockcheck godz<br />
my trains coupler seems to have left without the train<br />
<br />
* autobus22 beats sesese9 with a rubber tire<br />
* autobus22 then another<br />
* autobus22 then with two others<br />
* autobus22 then with a bus frame<br />
* autobus22 then... oh... it's just me hitting you now, 4 tires, and a bus frame, make an autobus<br />
<br />
''In Discord Voice:''<br />
Chief: Yeah, I'm working on a new roof for SWH.<br />
auto: Wait. You're Chief?<br />
Chief: Hi Auto, I'm Chief, I've been in this channel the entire time<br />
<br />
James__: tpa<br />
autobus22: no<br />
James__: Whatever floats ur boat xD<br />
autobus22: Probably Balloons<br />
<br />
autobus22: Vulpicula you should put a store in Storalisburg<br />
autobus22: called "Storalisburger, your place, rather ironically: for pancakes"<br />
<br />
autobus22: wait a minute<br />
autobus22: if there is a dragonbloon<br />
autobus22: is there also a fionabloon<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: aye, just<br />
Vulpicula: give me a moent<br />
autobus22: I shall give you two moents.<br />
autobus22: whatever a moent is<br />
<br />
Vickiposa: i sese you<br />
autobus22: was that a flirt or a pun<br />
megascatterbomb: why not both<br />
sesese9: i've gotten so many flirts from this one intern...<br />
autobus22: do you like them?<br />
sesese9: lol idk<br />
autobus22: HOLD ON<br />
autobus22: Vicki is an intern<br />
autobus22: Hmmmmmmmmmmm<br />
KittyCat11231: admod building romance<br />
* autobus22 ships vicki and sesese9<br />
sesese9: wat<br />
Vickiposa: uh<br />
SoaPuffball: excuse me<br />
SoaPuffball: :x:<br />
hvt2011: :x:<br />
<br />
== Awsomekeldeo ==<br />
Awsomekeldeo: wat<br />
hvt2011: wat<br />
SoaPuffball: wat<br />
Cookie46910: wat<br />
<br />
==aviaracer==<br />
<br />
[Councillor] aviaracer: Love is an open...<br />
[Mayor] SilverBubble: can<br />
[Mod] Narnia17: lala isn't on<br />
[Councillor] aviaracer: oh<br />
<br />
==BangtanSky==<br />
(Note: RL is Governor)<br />
_SkyBlaze: RL<br />
_SkyBlaze: do you have access to world edit?<br />
<br />
BangtanSky drowned whilst trying to escape BangtanSky.<br />
<br />
=={{u|Benie}}==<br />
* For the ''last'' time, there's '''no''' I-03! It's ''I-3''! (for people that forget all freeways with an 0 in them are related to I-0)<br />
* Annnddddddd... screenshotted.<br />
* I hate working with angles in Minecraft.<br />
* Oh dear...<br />
* Unlike Boss and the airport, I'll have this done in no time.<br />
* Oonks! (when zwxe comes on Mumble, it sounds like "oonks" in Text-to-Speech)<br />
* Tom, do you want me to facepalm? Because I will.<br />
* Oooookay...<br />
* Shasta, Natural Selection is great and all, but it doesn't mean you have to spam the chat with death logs...<br />
* Ahem!.. (after catching godzilltrain singing in Mumble)<br />
* *Benie shocked Soleurs* (the first time I ever got to use /shock as a Mod)<br />
* Nasty, dirty bird. :P (talking about _MajorMagpie_ and his bird poop)<br />
* Robin's Hill is in Upside Down Terrorist world. You have to drive on the ''left'' side of the road. Ick.<br />
* So.., yeah! (when I just can't think of anything else to say)<br />
* Why am I not surprised?<br />
* I'm shocked. *You have been shocked by chiefbozx.*<br />
* Boss: we need to fill cheif's office with Complete Terminus Connect Signs - Benie: Says Mr 7+ months doing an Airport. :)<br />
* You mean BossOfDelays, right? (new nickname for Boss)<br />
* *Soleurs sings a Marry Poppins song in Mumble* ENOUGH!! I'm going to chim-chimaree your face! D:<br />
* Random wool block on my road? What is this madness?!<br />
suppoe: Me too. I love ruining other people's gaming experience. :D :P<br />
Benie: Work for EA, then.<br />
<br />
Suppoe: Has Frumple done any kind of hard world edits?<br />
Benie: I don't think Frumple has done anything that hard before.<br />
KittyCat*numbershere*: Suggestive.<br />
Benie: *sighs* I didn't mean it like that, Kitty!<br />
<br />
italadz57: Our horses are purebred. That's why they're so quick.<br />
Benie: You mean spawned, not purebred.<br />
* Oh snap! (mostly used in Mumble)<br />
* *catching someone singing in Mumble and a Mod is on* Move him! MOVE HIM!! (Relating to the Random Musical Interludes channel)<br />
* Don't be going AFKAWOL on me, boi! (trying to talk to Boss but keeps going AFK on him)<br />
* *sees hawks going AFK near him* Time to get the wrapping paper... (about to AFK Box hawks in a present during Christmas 2013)<br />
* Oh my god, it's a rare Boss!<br />
* *hearing Chief shocking* The National Weather Service in the MRT has issued a Severe ThunderChief Warning, effective until Chief logs off. Doppler Radar detected a Severe ThunderChief moving across the server at 9001 Miles Per Hour, shocking random people and laughing. Persons in these areas should be alert of being further shocked. Stay indoors until the threat has passed.<br />
enjineer30302: call me paul<br />
Benie: enjineer's name is now paul.<br />
*enjineer freaks out at this point*<br />
enjineer30302: WHAT<br />
enjineer30302: WHY<br />
* Wait. No way. You seriously got the Orange Line done before the airport? (to Robin announcing the completion of the Orange Line)<br />
* "Wait, one more" is the fear of every Mod.<br />
* Benie drops a pin. It makes a sound<br />
<br />
[Guest]: mike offices<br />
[Guest]: thats the name<br />
[Benie]: Wait. That's your real name?<br />
[Guest]: ???<br />
[KittyCat11231]: *faceknife*<br />
[Guest]: no its the name of this building<br />
[Benie]: Ah. Ok.<br />
[KittyCat11231]: Oh...<br />
[KittyCat11231]: Um just ignore me<br />
[Benie]: k<br />
[Benie]: *Benie puts Kitty on ignore<br />
KittyCat11231 left the game.<br />
<br />
*RLcrafters asks Benie how's the road going so far*<br />
Benie: It goes.. slowly. Curves. Curves everywhere.<br />
Benie: They're laughing at me, RL.<br />
RLcrafters: . . .. . .<br />
RLcrafters: nuuuuuuuuuu<br />
RLcrafters: wait<br />
RLcrafters: burn them alive, you are a dragon after all<br />
RLcrafters: :)<br />
Benie: Curves are immune to fire.<br />
RLcrafters: O.O<br />
<br />
*Benie goes insane shortly after*<br />
Benie: Curve uses Drive Benie Insane with its complicated math crap... it's super effective!<br />
Benie: *Benie has fainted!*<br />
RLcrafters: . . . .<br />
<br />
*suppoe is trying to AFK Box Benie when he's away doing some things off-server. Benie is hiding<br />
in one of the mountains near the A8*<br />
[suppoe -> me] *thinking he's talking to RedBear47* I'm looking for benie so I can afk box him :P<br />
[me -> suppoe] Oh hi. :)<br />
[suppoe -> me] OH..<br />
[suppoe -> me] WRONG *expletive* PERSON *expletive*<br />
[suppoe -> me] that was by far the biggest *expletive* fail yet<br />
[me -> suppoe] Always watching.... and listening.<br />
<br />
*RPing is fun. :)*<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] Pink fluffy Unicorns dancing on rainbows!<br />
MeetMeInSpace: :D<br />
* Benie sets the unicorns on fire<br />
Architect_21: wait wha<br />
Architect_21: Broadcast where did the unicorns come from<br />
[Broadcast] Naooooooooooooooo arghhh graa baaa... ssssss<br />
Architect_21: .....<br />
Benie: That is so a quote.<br />
[Citizen] Architect_21: It should go in the "did notmake any sense" quotes page<br />
Benie: Also, since when do unicorns go "baaa" when on fire?<br />
[Citizen] Architect_21: wait is Broadcast teh unicorn!!!<br />
[Broadcast] Because I'm burning alive? What do you expect me to say?<br />
Architect_21: Maybe aaahh im burning<br />
Benie: More like... oh.. "AHHHHHH!!!"<br />
[Broadcast] Maybe..<br />
[Trustee] mjpwwf: "No-n-no! Wait-lemme-AHH-" - asdfmovie<br />
[Broadcast] lalalalal I'm burning lalalalala<br />
Architect_21: poor lala<br />
<br />
..*Later that day*...<br />
Architect_21: So um broadcast, did the Unicorns respawn<br />
Benie: Yes... but I keep lighting them on fire.<br />
Benie: Cute things bug me. :P<br />
Architect_21: But your island is cute<br />
[Broadcast] Well... I'm in heaven now sooo... I guess i haven't respawn yet.<br />
mjpwwf: nice dragon...*pet pet* xD<br />
* Benie eats the waffle<br />
mjpwwf: owie<br />
<br />
== bensismith ==<br />
''when autobus22 asked bensismith to be a tpa beacon:''<br />
bensismith: poof!<br />
autobus22: poof!<br />
''Much later:''<br />
mikefishr: and poof!<br />
''mikefishr left the game.''<br />
bensismith: its contagious poofing!<br />
<br />
== {{u|Bern Cow|BernCow}} ==<br />
Miner: kitty can i haave a house instead of a condom in kitiana<br />
Kitty: LOLOLOLOLOL XD<br />
Miner: *CONDO<br />
Tar: LOL<br />
<br />
Amtrak: OMG THIS IS AN AWESOME TRADIS<br />
TheUltimate: Tradis?<br />
TheUltimate: Time Relative And Dimensions In Space?<br />
Amtrak: *TARDS<br />
TheUltimate: XD<br />
Gopher: Ooo<br />
Amtrak: *TARDUS<br />
TheUltimate: XDDD<br />
Amtrak: *TARDIS<br />
<br />
*you sceam exterminate twice and everyone thinks your a dalek No ardy i am DAVROS<br />
Amtrak: KITTY WAS THIS YOUR AFK BOX<br />
Kitty: lala did it :P<br />
<br />
*sex ed go to p4<br />
<br />
Darth_Redneck: I find your lack of faith disturbing<br />
Camelfantasy: *CreepyChimps choked to death*<br />
CreepyChimps died<br />
CreepyChimps: Dammit camel<br />
<br />
camel do you still sell shits<br />
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AUTOCORRECT I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT<br />
<br />
do i need to ask someone to attack porn victoria<br />
*PORT<br />
<br />
*my fish tore is being attacked by very threatening villagers<br />
* kuukuna ratata<br />
<br />
i saw a road sign today one of the electronic ones saying "changing lanes use ya blinkah"<br />
#massive chest nuts<br />
FUCK YOU AUTO CORRECT<br />
#massachussets<br />
{{color|gold|BernCow left the game.}}<br />
<br />
*shoot for moon and if you miss youll hit archduke franz ferdinand plunging the world into war eventually leading to the rise of the Nazis and all subsequent events<br />
<br />
=={{u|BlockMan1533}}==<br />
* chiefbozx what can members do?<br />
* I'm on Creative and you want to charge me?<br />
* hey i see myself on dynmap!<br />
* chief, you're the owner, right?<br />
* i wuv dynmap<br />
* frumple will hear about this (after Benie tells him to use alternate means of transport instead of the MRT)<br />
<br />
== BluemontBoy ==<br />
* IT BURNZZZZZZZ (After Yoshi's Massive WorldEdit 9 Dec 2013)<br />
<br />
=={{u|bnsfninja}}==<br />
*(Was promoted to Councillor) My nametag just got bluer!<br />
<br />
gg<br />
I mean gtg<br />
<br />
=={{u|BossOfGames}}==<br />
* I need all mods on deck!<br />
* Quick question...<br />
* This is going to be the biggest thing on the server.<br />
* CHIEF!!!! *after getting randomly shocked by Chief*<br />
* Actually...<br />
* Frumple, can we troll Chief's office?<br />
* Guys, let's all send Frumple spam mail.<br />
* I would like to dedicate this project to Benie, he can now take my delayed builds description off the staff board (during the MRT Convention Center opening ceremony)<br />
* WOOOOO STAFF PARTY<br />
* I lurk in the shadows (After accidentally using chat while fake quit)<br />
Autobus: can i expand the road form your town to autocity<br />
boss: no iam gonna build a district there<br />
Autobus: Oh? i claimed that land there -_-<br />
boss: Nope i already did.<br />
Autobus: Oh? Found no claim signs.....<br />
* BossOfGames left the game *<br />
* I don't know what i'm doing right now.<br />
<br />
=={{u|Brom|brombrombromley}}==<br />
*TonyTajiri is no longer afk*<br />
TonyTajiri: wb<br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}camelfantasy: Did you just wb yourself?<br />
<br />
JohnNotTech: How old do you think I am, judging by my voice?<br />
TonyTajiri: 15-16<br />
JohnNotTech: I'm thirteen.<br />
TonyTajiri: Wow, puberty hit you hard, dude!<br />
<br />
Tonytajiri: Auto, i implemented your modern art!<br />
ModernArt: :P<br />
<br />
*Miney May I please have a gate at your computer?<br />
<br />
== {{u|bryce_am}} ==<br />
** in Mumble **<br />
bryce_am: so you are going to bed but you sister is listening to Sharkesha<br />
CortesiRaccoon: ITS SHAKIRA!<br />
Just_robinho: ITS SHAKIRA!<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: SHAKIRA!!!<br />
<br />
bryce_am: red<br />
bryce_am: wake up<br />
RedBear47: ya<br />
bryce_am: wrong red<br />
x AP_Red wakes up<br />
<br />
Discussing Leeds Station, 170 mile north of London<br />
Bryce: Wait? Does the London Overground go to it?<br />
<br />
{{color|#EEE8AA|bryce_am left the game.}}<br />
{{color|#EEE8AA|[Lottery]}} Congratulations to bryce_am for winning {{color|red|$122!}}<br />
<br />
=={{u|bspells}}==<br />
* ugh... so hard to play mc and eat a burrito at the same time...<br />
* *bspells is untangling his 15-foot long [insert complicated name here] wire<br />
* (On Mumble) YES I KNOW YOU CAN SMELL ME! (After MC_Protocol plays the "I can smell you" Morgan Freeman clip)<br />
<br />
==ByteMega==<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: How long is the dynmap render?<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: All answers ranging from one second to one eon is accepted.<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: -1 second<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: i'm sorry that is invalid<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: :P<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: that does not fall into the stated category<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: 1.0000000000000001 eons<br />
[Councillor] Steve_Bobs: "Ask Frumple" seconds<br />
[Mayor] ByteMega: i'm sorry but it would be a hassle to stalk his address and book a flight to canada<br />
<br />
why is there a husbandry section in advancements<br />
like<br />
include wifery at least<br />
<br />
(me is SoaPuffball)<br />
[me -> ByteMega] thanks<br />
[ByteMega -> me] somewhere around this area<br />
[ByteMega -> me] and dont screw up the lake plsthansk<br />
[me -> ByteMega] * turns the lake into a screw<br />
[ByteMega -> me] *annexes your town<br />
<br />
== {{u|cal76}} ==<br />
<br />
* (to Skele after he changed his skin) You got your red collared shit back (meant to say shirt)<br />
<br />
JamesGaming: Cal?<br />
Cal76: Hmm?<br />
JamesGaming: Do you have an old world town?<br />
Cal76: Yes, Riverend.<br />
JamesGaming: Does it have an airport?<br />
Cal76: No<br />
JamesGaming: (thinking of planning plane routes) :( I really want to fly there.<br />
Cal76: Double tap the spacebar.<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: when will you ever start doing businesses again<br />
KittyCat11231: three years after the next time you ask<br />
SoaPuffball: >:(<br />
SoaPuffball: y<br />
cal76: Kitty can I have a Slave boutique?<br />
_Kastle: >:(<br />
<br />
=={{u|Camelfantasy}}==<br />
*TonyTajiri is now afk*<br />
Camelfantasy: To afk box Tony or to not afk box Tony...<br />
MeetMeInSpace: To<br />
*TonyTajiri is no longer afk*<br />
TonyTajiri: You frigging little troll<br />
<br />
*My subway station looks bad, but what do I expect from 10 min. :P<br />
<br />
*Sorry jdykhous, but the government is building over your great beachfront property :P<br />
<br />
Member: what are you guys working on?<br />
Camelfantasy: We're doing nothing, that's all you need to know, good day to you<br />
SantaHnt: XD<br />
<br />
*mine_man_ and creeperface_ AFK box AlikSong*<br />
x AlikSong is no longer AFK<br />
Camelfantasy: I predict two deaths...<br />
mine_man_ died<br />
creeperface_ died<br />
Camelfantasy: RIP<br />
Camelfantasy died<br />
Camelfantasy: why did i die?<br />
AlikSong: I had reason to believe that you were the one who suggested the afk box xD<br />
<br />
Canadian_K9: what key do you press with F3 to reload your chunks again?<br />
Camelfantasy: no, its F4, and you press it with alt<br />
Canadian_K9: right<br />
34lynx72 left the game.<br />
Canadian_K9 left the game.<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL<br />
34lynx72 joined the game<br />
Canadian_K9 joined the game<br />
34lynx72: really camelfantasy xD<br />
Camelfantasy: guess it worked didnt it<br />
34lynx72 hahaha<br />
Canadian_K9: ooohhh YOU!!!!!<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL you fell for it<br />
34lynx72: i forgot about that trick<br />
Camelfantasy: LOLOLOLOL<br />
Candadian_K9: lol i cant believe i falled for that<br />
34lynx72: ^^^<br />
<br />
MRTKeikoku: I'm sorry Tom...<br />
Camelfantasy: just say you hate the ravens and he'll stop<br />
MRTKeikoku: I hate the ravens<br />
Thou hast been smitten!<br />
MRTKeikoku: I'll kill you camel...<br />
<br />
you rode your bike down a kill and it almost hilled you<br />
<br />
Skelezomperman: so where is the milk chugging arena<br />
Vulpicula: Wait, you actually thought that existed?<br />
Camelfantasy: make one<br />
Vulpicula: On it. I'll make it half the size of Whitechapel! :D<br />
Camelfantasy: and then some mod goes "yeah lets not"<br />
_frozen: yeah, lets not.<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL<br />
Camelfantasy: i predict well<br />
<br />
<br />
mjpwwf: I was only kidding, Broadcast. :P<br />
Camelfantasy: *mjpwwf died*<br />
mjpwwf died<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL predicted it!<br />
<br />
Thou hast been smitten!<br />
Camelfantasy: HA<br />
Narnia17: *is running around in Waterville*<br />
Camelfantasy: MISSED<br />
Thou hast been smitten! *misses again*<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
Tom_Pairs: nope<br />
camelfantasy: =.=<br />
camelfantasy: well you missed both times xD<br />
Tom_Pairs: hmm he died though<br />
Camelfantasy: not by lightning<br />
Tom_Pairs: don't mess with thor's twin<br />
Tom_Pairs: mawahaha<br />
Camelfantasy died<br />
Narnia17: xDDDDD<br />
<br />
*when talking about UCWTIA*<br />
Camelfantasy: well fyfe said he would try to get it approved b4 gsm so :/<br />
thomasfyfe joined the game.<br />
Camelfantasy: wb<br />
thomasfyfe: Hey<br />
Sirots: wb<br />
Camelfantasy: yLOLOLOL<br />
Sirots: Speaking of...<br />
Just_robinho: omg the timing<br />
Camelfantasy: IKR<br />
KittyCat11231: hey fyfe<br />
TheRainbowNoob: we summoned fyfe<br />
TheRainbowNoob: lets summon frumple<br />
Camelfantasy: YAS i summoned him<br />
CortesiRaccoon: the timing is real<br />
thomasfyfe: Summoned again?<br />
Camelfantasy: yes<br />
TheRainbowNoob: you know frumple said hed make me a sandwich today<br />
Camelfantasy: "well fyfe said he would try to get it approved b4 gsm so :/"<br />
Camelfantasy: then you joined<br />
thomasfyfe: And I failed you :P<br />
<br />
Camelfantasy: I like trams<br />
Camalfantasy was slain by auto's tram<br />
<br />
*While Alik Was Bringing Down A Hill...<br />
[Derpy_Melon]: //naturalize?<br />
[AlikSong]: umm //smooth<br />
[Derpy_Melon]: ah ok<br />
'''''Some Time Later'''''<br />
[camelfantasy]: i swear alik is just looking at the hill and then it changes<br />
[camelfantasy]: the power of the eyes...<br />
<br />
<pre>MishkaMan: WHY is this going on<br />
Camelfantasy: try option+shift+comand+q<br />
mjpwwf: Because the letter T doesn't want you to revoke its sponsorship.<br />
MishkaMan left the game.<br />
Camelfantasy: rip mishka<br />
MishkaMan joined the game<br />
Camelfantasy: wb<br />
MishkaMan: camel you little....<br />
Camelfantasy: ?<br />
MishkaMan: what<br />
Camelfantasy: did you actually,,,<br />
MishkaMan: oh wow<br />
Camelfantasy: GG<br />
MishkaMan: i cant type now<br />
MishkaMan: can!@<br />
Camelfantasy: LOLOLOL<br />
MishkaMan: it worked<br />
MishkaMan: thanks camel!<br />
Camelfantasy: so yes, that command does work xd<br />
MishkaMan: lolsies<br />
MishkaMan: i thought you were trying to troll me<br />
Camelfantasy: xD<br />
Camelfantasy: well what did it do?<br />
MishkaMan: LOG me off<br />
Camelfantasy: xD<br />
Camelfantasy: so it worked two ways</pre><br />
<br />
EliteNeon: F*CK MY LIFE!<br />
EliteNeon left the game.<br />
Frozen: Sigh<br />
Camel: Most people who rage quit joins back 5 minutes later..<br />
*Diemundz starts timer<br />
( few minutes later)<br />
EliteNeon joined the game<br />
<br />
''(in Discord)''<br />
i have a tranquil forest<br />
i have a train<br />
UH<br />
'''trainquil forest'''<br />
<br />
*yes i need CC shifted 1 block south and frumple's house wiped off the face of the world (referring to a possible w/e)<br />
<br />
SoSo123: should i summon heaven<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: yas<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
SoSo123: naw<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
<br />
camelfantasy: it's so fluffy i'm gonna die!<br />
camelfantasy was pricked to death<br />
<br />
[Discord] Rocketscience: Working in daylight is for the weak<br />
camelfantasy: being weak is for the weak<br />
<br />
*we must report you to frumple by pinging him in staff emergency 3 times<br />
<br />
==Camelicano==<br />
SoaPuffball: camel2?<br />
Camelicano: There is only one {{u|camelfantasy|camel}}<br />
SoaPuffball: because the other one is a fantasy?<br />
Camelicano: and there is only one {{u|Camelicano|Camel}} <br />
One with a capital C and one without xD<br />
<br />
==Canadian_K9==<br />
* do i count as a girl, cause i sure act like one<br />
* jax, stop rubbing agaist frumple<br />
* i feel like I have just been shused by a hobo (after being shused by {{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}})<br />
x Frumple is now AFK<br />
Canadian_K9: AFK BOX HIM!!<br />
x Frumple is no longer AFK<br />
<br />
(diff | hist) . . '''Minor''' Ranked PVP; 13:27 . . (+1,287) . . Keentlewi (Talk | contribs)<br />
<br />
*when talking about cars*<br />
Vulpicula: Yes, but what makes an SUV an Suv?<br />
Canadian_K9 left the game.<br />
<br />
=={{u|CaptainChimpy}}==<br />
<br />
[Mayor] Sirots: darmok//can the spam man!<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: gopher gg<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: yeah screw u darmok<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: darmok is like an old granny sometimes'''<br />
[Mayor] Sirots: lol<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: lol<br />
<br />
* _MajorMagpie_ joined the game *<br />
Everyone: Hello<br />
Valach: Hi, Maggers<br />
Major: Maggers? That's new.<br />
Valach: Guys RUN<br />
<br />
Just_robinho: I am a united fan<br />
Valach: Yay :D<br />
Robin: :D<br />
Valach: jk I am a Chelsea FC fan :PPPP<br />
*ValachSarkhor died*<br />
*jphgolf4321 joined the game*<br />
Valach: Dammit JR<br />
Jph: ?<br />
Valach: Jr killed me :(<br />
Jph: bad robin<br />
Robin: He shouldn't have said he was a Chelsea fan :P<br />
(A few minutes later)<br />
Valach: TROLOLOL<br />
Valach: I ended up in my town hall xP<br />
Robin: Damn son<br />
<br />
Valach: please may I have a W/E?<br />
*lalaboy left the game*<br />
*Omricon left the game*<br />
Valach: ...<br />
<br />
Chimpy: Space let it go.<br />
Kottle: LET IT GO<br />
Kottle: LET IT GO<br />
Space: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEE<br />
Kottle: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYRORE<br />
Chimpy: Oh Christ no.<br />
Kottle: OH MY GOD<br />
Kottle: *poos*<br />
AlikSong: Oh noo<br />
Space: KOTTLE PLEASE<br />
Chimpy: [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]<br />
mustang_guy: Let it go!<br />
mustang_guy: Let it go!<br />
mustang_guy: Turn away and slam the door!<br />
Space: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEE<br />
Space: o<br />
Space: oops<br />
Chimpy: WHAT HAVE I STARTED<br />
<br />
*i have a summer idea to build an idea<br />
<br />
Chimpy: Catpain Chimpy: The failed emoticon<br />
Chimpy: *Captain<br />
Chimpy: sorry Kitty<br />
PresidentQwerty: Catpain?<br />
Chimpy: I was a pain to you Kitty, I'm so sorry<br />
Kitty: That sounds like a Justin & Justin product<br />
<br />
_Redneck_Jesus_: Do you plan for Armada to be the highest ranked city?<br />
Chimpy: No<br />
RL: NOP<br />
Ardy: Well what do you think :<br />
Chimpy: It'll be the quackest city.<br />
<br />
*ooh ooh ahh ahh (translation: Ardy approves). I mean Chimpy approves.<br />
<br />
Chimpy: Request to change the official server mascot from Tom the Taco to Martii the Melon<br />
Chimpy: *marty<br />
Chimpy: All no? OK den<br />
Martii: [Owner] Frumple: Granted.<br />
<br />
Chimpy: when were you promoted to trustee<br />
_SkyBlaze: just now<br />
TrainPro: just now<br />
mjpwwf: just now<br />
<br />
* (While Starcubed and Chimpy are contesting city hall floors) This is starting to sound like some bloody kids' counting game.<br />
<br />
(When lala's anime is downloading)<br />
Chimpy: Oh I know, 1982 KB.<br />
Chimpy: OMG I made a reference<br />
Chimpy: I just made a Falklands reference (referring to Falklands War in 1982)<br />
<br />
(Ardy jails Smae because of doing sword tests in Armada during a mourning)<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: welcome to Armada Jail<br />
(Smae then escapes the jail)<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: oh damn son<br />
[Member] QueenSmae: #LikeABoss<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: smae is a runway<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: *runaway<br />
[Mayor] CreepyChimps: fail<br />
[Mayor] CreepyChimps: This is Armada Skydome. We are landing on the Smae runway.<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: LOL SO TRUE<br />
[Member] QueenSmae: I love it when planes land on me<br />
<br />
CreepyChimps: note: NEVA USE IRON BRAS<br />
CreepyChimps: *BARS<br />
<br />
CaptainChimpy: as in, rel life cames<br />
CaptainChimpy: *camles<br />
CaptainChimpy: *camels<br />
CaptainChimpy: *rel<br />
CaptainChimpy: *real<br />
CaptainChimpy: *real life camels<br />
Camelfantasy: quadruple fayul<br />
<br />
CaptainChimpy: Hey, yoshi, can I have a BJ?<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um<br />
Camelfantasy: wut?<br />
CaptainChimpy is no longer AFK.<br />
CaptainChimpy: I'll tell you why later<br />
CaptainChimpy: Yoshi is a dinosaur<br />
mine_man_: whaaatttt?<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: well<br />
CaptainChimpy: Dinosaurs link back to Barney<br />
Camelfantasy: you do not want to know how i took that<br />
CaptainChimpy: Barney the dinosaur's best friend is called BJ<br />
mine_man_: same<br />
Camelfantasy: gg<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um well chimpy 2 things<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: 1 I don't know who you are and what you look like<br />
CaptainChimpy: wait did I say something a bit wrong?<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: 2 no<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: :P<br />
MIKE24DUDE: yoshi is not a prostittute<br />
Camelfantasy: YES CaptainChimpy<br />
Camelfantasy: VERY wrong<br />
CaptainChimpy: Uhm<br />
CaptainChimpy: so for since the day I was wrong I thought that *that* was the name of Barney's best friend<br />
Camelfantasy: lol<br />
CaptainChimpy: I love to watch Barney<br />
CaptainChimpy: obviously before I found this<br />
<br />
MishkaMan left the game (afk kick)<br />
CaptainChimpy: Hey mishka<br />
CaptainChimpy: I see you were kicked out of Italy, Mussolini style.<br />
<br />
* Hey Canal, wanna help me with the camel?<br>This was when Camelfantasy was helping CaptainChimpy build his <s>camel</s> canal but got the two words mixed up, like CaptainChimpy just did.<br />
<br />
my friend dropped his bass today<br />
and the teacher got really steamy<br />
*steamed up<br />
oops<br />
ops dat reference do<br />
<br />
*when chimpy is failing at spelling every single sentence*<br />
.msg camel please funy quote that before it gets too much for my bairn<br />
<br />
== CaptainObi==<br />
Capt: Halp<br />
0roc: do /spawn if you are stuck guest<br />
Capt: I can't<br />
0roc: O, you're Obi...<br />
Need: XD<br />
<br />
CaptainObi So today<br />
CaptainObi my water leaked<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 I can speak 2 languages in the same language family as bahasa<br />
Starcubed kamu makan buang air besar<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 Does that count<br />
London150 what obi?<br />
Starcubed wow<br />
Skele visit Carnoustie for XIV TacoBurritoAThon<br />
Starcubed congrats<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 Omg obi are you pregnant??<br />
Starcubed omg<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 Congrats!!<br />
CaptainObi and spilled water over my phone<br />
Starcubed congratulations!<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 I cant believe we’re gonna be fathers<br />
London150 Omg frosty xD<br />
Skele Ok that just grossed me out<br />
Starcubed oh<br />
Echohue omg congrats!!<br />
Skele I’m gonna leave now<br />
_HeavenAngel_ why are you holding your phone down there<br />
CaptainObi oh fuck<br />
Echohue when’s the baby?<br />
Starcubed congrats!!! your water is leaking<br />
CaptainObi i ment my water bottle leaked<br />
CaptainObi xD<br />
<br />
==CaptLincoln==<br />
Mike<br />
What are you doing here?<br />
Trying to hit on my sister?<br />
<br />
CaptLincoln: Sorry, my sister is triggered that lost her city.<br />
UnknownSilent: i am not triggered!<br />
CaptLincoln: Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present... CaptLincoln .5!<br />
SoaPuffball: wut<br />
megascatterbomb: wat<br />
Minecrafter_11: wha<br />
hvt2011: aat<br />
CaptLincoln: Better known as UnknownSilent.<br />
<br />
*I'm so fly, I never land.<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: how do you speak about fight club<br />
CaptLincoln: Sssshhh<br />
CaptLincoln: First rule about fight club.<br />
CaptLincoln: You don't talk about fight club.<br />
SoaPuffball: you just talked about fight club<br />
CaptLincoln: *gasp*<br />
CaptLincoln died<br />
Player CaptLincoln took their own life.<br />
SoaPuffball: that means you are not in fight club anymore<br />
CaptLincoln left the game.<br />
<br />
CaptLincoln: Stacks can only go vertical.<br />
SoaPuffball: they can also go horizontal<br />
CaptLincoln: WHAT?!<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
CaptLincoln: No way.<br />
camelfantasy: you didn't know that?<br />
CaptLincoln: This is bull****.<br />
camelfantasy: they can also go diagonal with fast async w/e<br />
CaptLincoln: I don't believe it/<br />
CaptLincoln: I honestly think you're s**tting me.<br />
SoaPuffball: stacks can go horizontal<br />
CaptLincoln: Mega<br />
megascatterbomb: ye<br />
CaptLincoln: Can you confirm that stack go horizontal?<br />
megascatterbomb: ye<br />
CaptLincoln: Cause these g-<br />
CaptLincoln: WT*<br />
<br />
*What if I don't want to meet you in space? (MeetMeInSpace joined the game)<br />
*It's the man, the myth, the waffle (mjpwwf joined the game)<br />
<br />
==CarbonM14==<br />
* Wait this even where it supposed to go :P | Holy crap I can't even think today! (In a private message to {{u|bspells}})<br />
<br />
== {{u|Casey Jones3|Casey_Jones3}} ==<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} {{color|gray|Casey_Jones3:}} I mean Ass as in asshold<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} {{color|gray|Casey_Jones3:}} ASSHOLe<br />
<br />
=={{u|chiefbozx}}==<br />
* Well. too. BAD!<br />
* Don't ever trust me with a sign.<br />
* That's another clear sign I need to go to bed.<br />
* This is where Frumple rigs the votes.<br />
* Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing with WorldEdit...<br />
* ...Right. I was not paying attention, as usual.<br />
* I'm not a troll, I'm a prankster. There's a big difference.<br />
* Elpmurf!<br />
* DANGIT!<br />
* ... make sure everyone's hair is on fire.<br />
* Staircase? NOPE! COMPASS!<br />
* What have I done? (Creating the wiki and noticing the funny quote page was the first one created)<br />
* [Random Canadian Taco Monster] (A title for Frumple)<br />
* Good morning audience..<br />
* And the nominations for 'best reaction from a Thor Hammer' are...<br />
* OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!<br />
* I am listening to a BRSTM. Come back later.<br />
* [Taco Thief] chiefbozx: All your tacos are belong to us! Mwahahaha!<br />
* You might want to move. Your face is about to get pasted in. (before pasting 100,000 blocks as WorldEdit)<br />
* Random Mumble Advertisement | End Random Mumble Advertisement (as Broadcast)<br />
* chiefbozx is busy. Leave a message at the sound of the beep. *beep*<br />
* Hi steve<br />
* I expect a new skin. GET A BUNNY SKIN<br />
* I'm sorry. Can we be friends? :D<br />
* (In mumble) Your face is why<br />
* {{color|#f0f|Ping!}}<br />
* I just got an idea for an evil prank...<br />
* Ok folks, I'm off to ed. (meant to say bed)<br />
* Hooboy...<br />
* Get off my desk! (to Just_robinho standing on Chief's desk at [[Studio Chief]])<br />
* More bacon!! WOOO!! (Snapshot w32)<br />
* I logged onto MCMyAdmin and saw SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK DEATH DEATH DEATH (after April Fools 2013/ShockFest)<br />
* oh wait... frumple has taco weapons.<br />
* Lightning is fun<br />
_frozen: I made a perfect MC circle!<br />
chief: THERE ARE NO CIRCLES IN MINECRAFT!!!<br />
* (to random member) No, I will not go on a date with you<br />
* (random member)! I just updated the (random wiki page) page on the wiki! Now it has pretty infoboxes and {{transit|Bus X37}} icons all over it!<br />
* Achievement Get: Blended!<br />
* * chiefbozx has morphed into an undecagon<br />
* <code>grep</code>! It greps things! <br />
[Snowman] SonicTornado:and if you ever saw him you would even say it glows<br />
[Rudolph] chiefbozx:and if you ever saw him he would shock you in your face<br />
*chiefbozx shocked SonicTornado*<br />
* <span style="color:#FF0000"> '''''WAT''''' </span> (when hawks said he was in a serious relationship with chief)<br />
* (On front page of MRT)<br />
*Have a good day! As they say in my hometown, don’t forget to be awesome. (P.S. Yes, nerdfighters, you heard that right. :) )<br />
jphgolf4321: chief used thunderbolt! It's super effective!<br />
Skelezomperman: Frumple used Owner Powers! It's super effective!<br />
Skelezomperman: chief fainted!<br />
*chiefbozx died*<br />
<br />
*chiefbozx shocked jphgolf4321* [In reference to Chief's Bozx-ers] | {{color|#FF0000|[Broadcast by chiefbozx]}} You've been spanked!<br />
*And of course my mouse is on the other side of the room. One moment.<br />
* For the record: I am Chief and you are a potato.<br />
* The Hammer has done justice once again!<br />
We're having a "Staff Meeting"<br />
'''''OR ARE WE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?'''''<br />
*I'm going to head off now and pretend to do homework.<br />
* Chief says something in Mumble, but there are sparrows outside chirping *<br />
Frumple: Chief, are you outside?<br />
Chief: No, there's a sparrow's nest right outside my window.<br />
Everyone: *laughs*<br />
Major: Punch it!<br />
Chief: Okay! ...For SCIENCE! * punches wall * OW!<br />
* Guys there's a grass block in central park<br />
* I have a cable (leaves channel)<br />
* One moment, I appear to be on fire.<br />
* *Chiefbozx has kicked MeetMeInSpace for Go check your emails*<br />
<br />
hntredtie: Chief, wtf is this sponge ball?<br />
Chiefbozx: It's a sponge ball.<br />
<br />
Hntredtie: Who the heck AFK boxed me.<br />
Camelfantasy: Not me<br />
[Server] I did hnt<br />
Hntredtie: Prism says Camelfantasy not Chiefbozx<br />
Camelfantasy: He framed me :P<br />
Just_Robinho: Go to bed Chief :P<br />
<br />
Chief: So I've been thinking about...<br />
Fish: Chief's been thinking!<br />
Chief: Chief's been thinking! Run!<br />
* Tom_Pairs left the channel *<br />
<br />
This isn't a Trumple server<br />
This is a Frumple server<br />
<br />
* You are in violation of ordinance VR-1820598751827491857: No Littering of Road Bits<br />
<br />
[Guest] help im stuck<br />
[Chief] You on a PC or Mac?<br />
[Guest] mac<br />
[Chief] Ok, press Shift-Option-Command-Q and you'll be teleported out<br />
[Guest] ok<br />
* Guest has left the game *<br />
(Shift-Option-Command-Q forcibly logs the user out on mac, slightly worse than the alt-f4 troll)<br />
<br />
* Chief is guilty of not paying attention.<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: chief mumble?<br />
chiefbozx: sure i'll hop on discord<br />
<br />
* BOOM! I'm gonna hit this thing bang in the face.<br />
<br />
chiefbozx joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: :O<br />
SoaPuffball: a wild chief appeared<br />
hvt2011: hai chief<br />
chiefbozx: oh no<br />
chiefbozx: i've been spotted<br />
chiefbozx: run<br />
chiefbozx left the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
AyyLion: rip<br />
chiefbozx joined the game.<br />
chiefbozx: lol hi<br />
<br />
'''''stand by for restart'''''<br />
'''''hold on to your butts'''''<br />
<br />
(talking about homes)<br />
chiefbozx: Homes: a, aa, aaa, aaaa, airport, asdf, a3, e, fishlab, sch, testificate, ver<br />
chiefbozx: what have i done<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: aaaaaaaaaaaaa<br />
SoSo123: lol<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: /kick chiefbozx stop fixing signage and go to bed<br />
chiefbozx: Error: chiefbozx doesn't like being kicked.<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
chiefbozx: Error: No soccer balls named chiefbozx were found.<br />
<br />
godzilltrain: knowmads<br />
knowmads7: yes godz?<br />
godzilltrain: why do you have a warp to frumple's house on the front of pearl coast's mall?<br />
{{color|gold|chiefbozx joined the game.}}<br />
camelfantasy: great timing<br />
camelfantasy: blame chief<br />
chiefbozx: HAHAHAHAHA<br />
chiefbozx: wait what'd i do this time<br />
knowmads7: lol cause Chief put that there over 2 years ago. and speaking of hiii :p<br />
camelfantasy: the warp to frumple's house<br />
chiefbozx: lmaooooo<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: well im trying to enjoy a tropical vacation (is in Halua Island adventure map pre-completion area)<br />
KittyCat11231: but its ****ing snowing<br />
SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
chiefbozx: kitty, i told you, you won't get a tropical vacation in minnesota<br />
<br />
* press button > Ding dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING<br />
* sure, my road obeys gravity now<br />
*This city drives on the left. DENIED<br />
* Don't you own Amtrak?<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: hey can someone do /d @everyone<br />
LDShadowLord -> Discord: @everyone<br />
megascatterbomb: Dammit.<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: ''dear chief, please explain yourself''<br />
chiefbozx: why is this sign precisely 3 blocks off<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
camelfantasy: blame chief<br />
chiefbozx: duh blame chief<br />
SoaPuffball: blame cheif not chief<br />
*Tom_Pairs watches chief talking to himself<br />
camelfantasy: blame chefbox<br />
chiefbozx: brb changing name to cheifbozx<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza<br />
SoaPuffball: HONK<br />
chiefbozx: no<br />
(soa gets smitten)<br />
VAReaper: HONK<br />
SoaPuffball: y<br />
chiefbozx: pineapples have better things to do than be on pizza<br />
* Kel5 is no longer AFK.<br />
Kel5: WRONG<br />
* Kel5 is now AFK.<br />
chiefbozx: ''Kel5 comes back from afk just to yell "WRONG"''<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: where do i put my face<br />
time2makemymove: enter the park<br />
time2makemymove: only one ple<br />
time2makemymove: where do you want your one face<br />
chiefbozx: there<br />
sesese9: instant popularity when chief puts his face on that wall<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: roses are red, violets are blue, your hair is on fire<br />
MetroNorth: chief, it's '''Roses are red, a poem I have written, in just a few seconds, ''' Thou hast been smitten<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Chef box is new uber beats<br />
chiefbozx: brb changing name to chefbox_uberbeats<br />
<br />
*>cat frumplessecretplans.txt | grep taco<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: question: what is the plural of goose<br />
SoaPuffball: geese<br />
chiefbozx: what is the plural of moose<br />
SoaPuffball: moose<br />
_Slushi_: Meese<br />
chiefbozx: slushi wins<br />
<br />
<br />
=={{u|cmrs345}}==<br />
<br />
Kitty: ooh nippia rendered on dynmap :D<br />
cmrs: 12 year olds be like '''''nippia haha'''''<br />
Kitty: cmrs how old are you?<br />
cmrs: 11<br />
<br />
== cody___73951 ==<br />
*cody___73951 thinks everyone is AWESOME<br />
KittyCat11231: *thinks cody didn't take his meds<br />
<br />
*cody___73951 thinks everyone is overusing me (meant to say /me)<br />
<br />
==CodyHM==<br />
*I'm a heteromantic bisextual graysextual so probably won't get some d from me thanks<br />
*so you just love dick and have a high libido? (two mins later...) ok glad we've come to that understanding<br />
*that sounds like a redneck sex scene<br />
*that's cuz your not a councilor<br />
*and no, I am not a hungarian stripper<br />
<br />
CodyHM: p1<br />
CodyHM: p2<br />
CodyHM: p1<br />
CodyHM: oh, set smooth sandstone<br />
Vickiposa: cody<br />
CodyHM: yes<br />
Echohue: go to worldedit school<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
CodyHM: I have<br />
Echohue: go again<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: p1 > p2 > p1<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: returh<br />
Vickiposa: i would appreciate if you set out specific points beforehand with distinct blocks<br />
SoaPuffball: return<br />
CodyHM: ok<br />
<br />
*_sans05 is no longer AFK.<br />
CodyHM: All I am is Weier's road slave<br />
_sans05: I come back to that<br />
<br />
=={{u|computerghost}}==<br />
* right quick<br />
* I'm not really a funny guy.<br />
* Let me check my math...<br />
* brb, getting ice for my computer.<br />
* I will ponder this.<br />
* Just pick up your toys when you're done. :P<br />
* * computerghost builds one of his flying machines with pistons. *<br />
* First song not to get voted out! I new Melanie wouldn't fail me! :-)<br />
* *talking about horse business* You can have them in any color you want, as long as you want white.<br />
* It's not much of a disguise. I literally became a guest and lose my admin powers. Oh, darn... how to get back... :/ Well I guess I'll just have to re-fill an app and work my way back up<br />
* (In Mumble) I was trying to impress a girl once so I grabbed an electric fence.<br />
<br />
*computerghost hugs angel*<br />
computerghost was slain by angelzer0<br />
<br />
== {{u|ConnConn2005}} ==<br />
<br />
ConnConn2005: has anyone seen SoaPuffball? (SnowPuffball_ or SoaPuffball is present)<br />
SnowPuffball_: hai<br />
camelfantasy: *facepalm*<br />
<br />
== {{u|Conric005}} ==<br />
*(after joining) I'm ''bacc''<br />
*(when confused) how in the ''hecc''...<br />
<br />
Conric005: city<br />
Citybuilder_ yes? <br />
Conric005: i'm at the point in my company<br />
Conric005: that my workers are basically toads<br />
Conric005: ''expendable''<br />
<br />
(solving [[The Metro Station Challenge]] 7)<br />
Conric005: I think have the metro station challenge thingy<br />
Conric005: Unless city was joking<br />
SkyjumperTalon: DM me your thoughts<br />
Citybuilder_: I thought you gave up<br />
Citybuilder_: xD<br />
Citybuilder_: I was joking<br />
Citybuilder_: there was already one in vermillion<br />
Citybuilder_: xD<br />
Citybuilder_: I wouldn't tell you if i knew lol<br />
Conric005: then im standing in a flight to vermillion from airchester for nothing?<br />
Citybuilder_: yes<br />
Conric005 left the game<br />
<br />
SkyjumperTalon: What's your town?<br />
Conric005: Bichwood<br />
<br />
(gets ranked up to mayor whilst typing)<br />
Conric005: city, i'm almost mayor<br />
Conric005: OH WAIT<br />
<br />
FooteChicken has joined the server<br />
Conric005: Welcome ''bawk''<br />
<br />
(Conric005 comes on minechat after finishing a math test)<br />
Conric005: Just finished a meth test<br />
Conric005: *math<br />
Conric005: *math<br />
<br />
Conric005: I sure do hope I dont slip off this building...<br />
Conric005 fell from a high place<br />
<br />
*Slap some flex tape over his mouth for good measure, we can't have him telling anyone about this<br />
*Conric005: I'll just drown my sorrow in thicc juice<br />
*im really good at drowning a carton of goldfish in 15 minutes<br />
<br />
[Discord] Conric005: city you should start a franchise and go big with it<br />
[Discord] Conric005: or take communist mcdonalds and take over the MRT<br />
<br />
Conric005: i have acquired my 7th cough drop<br />
<br />
Conric005: that's mama luigi to you mario<br />
hvt2011: Y<br />
Conric005: wait frick wrong chat<br />
chiefbozx: wat<br />
hvt2011: CONRIC<br />
hvt2011: WHY<br />
Conric005: don't question ut<br />
Echohue: how could that possibly have context<br />
Conric005: -\ (o.o) /-<br />
<br />
Conric005: it is i<br />
Conric005: the frenchest fry<br />
<br />
*beep beep lettuce<br />
*[Media] Conric005: the next astroslurp will be blue<br />
<br />
== {{u|Cookie46910}} ==<br />
(chief, vicki, Yoshi and cookie are on)<br />
woorich999 joined the game.<br />
woorich999: hi<br />
Cookie46910: chief get out this is a secret admod meeting<br />
Cookie46910: woorich*<br />
Cookie46910: im dumb<br />
woorich999: aww<br />
woorich999 left the game.<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: chief is a secret admod<br />
chiefbozx: lmaooooooooo<br />
Cookie46910: yes yes<br />
<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game.<br />
Cookie46910: ushi<br />
hvt2011: ushi<br />
SoaPuffball: u s h i<br />
<br />
(around 5 minutes before restart)<br />
Cookie46910: last<br />
SoaPuffball: too early<br />
Vickiposa: it hasnt even hit 1 minute yet<br />
Cookie46910: last<br />
Echohue: cookie you're abnormally broken today<br />
Cookie46910: im always broken<br />
<br />
== CosmicCat90 ==<br />
<br />
*Now is there an art world? (Old World is being rendered)<br />
<br />
=={{u|Cortesi|CortesiRaccoon}}==<br />
* YOZI!<br />
<br />
* Dammit Yoshi!!!<br />
<br />
* Life is like a box of chocolates. If you are fat it will not last much<br />
<br />
Cortesi: Can i have some tunneling please?<br><br />
"MinecraftYoshi26 Left The Game"<br><br />
"Tom_Pairs Left The Game"<br><br />
"Just_robinho Left The Game"<br><br />
Cortesi: Dammit -_-<br />
<br />
Cortesi: Can i come in?<br><br />
chiefbozx teleported Cortesi to spawn<br><br />
Cortesi: Take that as a No<br />
<br />
* NO YOSHI NO!!<br />
<br />
* I CAME IN LIKE A CHIIIEEEEEEEFBOZZZXXXX!!!<br />
<br />
* JANET!!<br />
<br />
* If you loose an iphone, technology allows us to find wherever that may be.<br />
If you loose a plane with 239 passengers, nobody knows anything.<br />
<br />
*Cortesi is playing with a cat peluche, it makes meow, yay.<br />
<br />
*Cortesi goes ping<br />
<br />
Cortest: I believe I can fly<br />
Cortesi fell from a high place<br />
<br />
Chief please ''KOCK'' me<br />
<br />
Cortesi: England has no Kidney Bank, but it does have a Liverpool - Cortesi<br />
Tarheelscouse: And now my entire family hates you<br />
<br />
BaronThamesBank: Being a mod is nice because i work with people<br />
Cortesi: how do you know we are people <.< >.><br />
Cortesi: best they found us<br />
bestmate66: OMG!!!<br />
Cortesi: RUN!!!<br />
bestmate66: to the mothership!!<br />
<br />
im single after my last gf threw a muffin at me...<br />
<br />
*After Soleurs is having spassy movements in Minecraft*<br />
It's like watching 50th Shads of grades with no sound<br />
<br />
I want to change my prefix to '''{{colorbox|gray|{{color|#ff0000|[Pre}}{{color|#ffffff|mie}}{{color|#00ff00|r+]}}}}'''<br />
<nowiki>*</nowiki> CortesiRaccoon bought 1000000 tickets crashing the lottery forever<br />
<br />
*Player CortesiRaccoon kicked [Guest] for Banned.<br />
<br />
[Mod] CortesiRaccoon: I have been watching this conversation for 10 min and still didnt understand what the main topic is<br />
<br />
[Councillor] swirm32: can i get a w/e please<br />
[Mod] CortesiRaccoon: yes you cant<br />
<br />
Cortesi: (mail [meant to run /mail]<br />
Cortesi: dammit gave up my position<br />
Narnia17: ohai cort<br />
allifarki: fail<br />
Cortest: abort mission!<br />
Cortesi: ABORT<br />
Hightech_TR: lol<br />
{{color|yellow|CortesiRaccoon joined the game.}}<br />
<br />
Cortesi: I gotta go paste in the memorial thingy thangy thoongy thung<br />
fish, chief: wtf?<br />
<br />
{{color|yellow|CortesiRaccoon joined the game.}} <br><br />
kekkomatic: hi <br><br />
BangtanSky: Cort :D <br><br />
Cortesi: oh no im the only mod... <br><br />
Cortesi: nvm <br><br />
{{color|yellow|CortesiRaccoon left the game.}}<br />
<br />
*Who's your pusher<br />
<br />
*CortesiRaccoon temporarily banned [Guest] for 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds: You are the second weakest link. Goodbue..<br />
<br />
==CrazyRocketGuy==<br />
<br />
*pandg3 was shot by CrazyRocketGuy using <nowiki>[[Insert Funny Bow Name Here]]</nowiki><br />
<br />
== {{u|Crepper|_crepper_}} ==<br />
Yellowchamallow left the game<br />
[Senator] creeperface_: hi yellow<br />
<br />
[Senator+] Ardyle: are all singaporeans prodigious like you?<br />
[Councillor] TrainPro: lol<br />
[Councillor] TrainPro: good question<br />
[Councillor] TrainPro: ask crepper<br />
[Senator+] Ardyle: crapper you there?<br />
[Governor] _crepper_: yep<br />
[Senator+] Ardyle: your stance on the question above?<br />
[Governor] _crepper_: ask train<br />
<br />
=={{u|CyAmethyst}} ==<br />
*I may be gone for months, but that doesn't mean you can exploit me, woorich<br />
*Don't listen to him, he wants to turn you into a sandwich<br />
<br />
=={{u|mikefishr|Cynra_}}==<br />
* *member joins Mumble sound plays* OH GOD!! (as seen here: http://youtu.be/u01IpZLhLzY?t=14m13s)<br />
* Le sigh.<br />
* Micheal: FlowsHD texture pack + Rudoplays shaders mod + epic modern mansion = OMG I JUST SH*T MYSELF :P | mfish: You just shot yourself? you should call the proper authorities<br />
mfish: yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye<br />
Kitty: WHAT DOES THE FISH SAY<br />
<br />
Supykun joined the game<br />
Supykun: I am back<br />
Mikefishr: Hi, back<br />
<br />
Mikefishr Joined The Game<br />
Mikefishr: Hell<br />
V _hnt: Hell to you too, mike.<br />
Macftrax: Hell!?!?<br />
<br />
(When Chimpy is trying to troll Cort by pushing him off the library roof)<br />
CaptainChimpy died<br />
Cort: I have 3 monitors, I can see what's going on.<br />
Chimpy: oh yeah...<br />
CortesiRaccoon died<br />
Mikefishr:You think I can't?<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: how many other people are in the may batch<br />
CynraSilver: uh<br />
CynraSilver: a number<br />
<br />
* Cynra_ afks! It's super effective!<br />
* Cynra_ is now AFK.<br />
<br />
=={{u|DaEdwards}}==<br />
{{rank|Councillor}} DaEdwards: Thicc Juice<br />
{{color|yellow|Conric005 joined the game.}}<br />
<br />
<br />
== {{u|AyyLion|daltdisneyland}} ==<br />
I hate when a kill tries to hill me<br />
<br />
dope_cheese: s ?<br />
camelfantasy: s ?<br />
camelfantasy: s .<br />
dope_cheese: s .<br />
AyyLion: perhaps s shall be our always (reference to TFIOS)<br />
<br />
pools are just colorful public bathrooms<br />
<br />
when discussing the proper amount of o's to put in the word "home" when sung by a celebrity in the American national anthem:<br />
*takes deep breath*<br />
*exhales bc I heard the ice cream man brb*<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: if i coudl vote, i'd rather elect a dead honest man than a liar or idiot<br />
AyyLion: so you're voting for abraham lincoln?<br />
Skelezomperman: LOL<br />
SilverBubble: yeah!!!<br />
<br />
Narnia17: ayylion is about to type a bunch or r's just a warning<br />
AyyLion: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<br />
<br />
== DaMarMan111 ==<br />
im poor can i get free supporter?<br />
<br />
== darkhawkshane ==<br />
* sorry im busty (meant to say busy)<br />
<br />
== {{u|DCampite}} ==<br />
*DCampite joined the game| any funny death messages lately? (when he was a guest)<br />
*my mom is surprised im permaguest (after his application got denied)<br />
DCampite thinks about robin irl one day. When he starts, this happens:<br />
*Just_robinho joined the game*<br />
<br />
*autobus22 joined the game*<br />
DCampite: hi bus (people usually call him auto)<br />
Ardyan: hi bus<br />
<br />
*allifarki joined the game*<br />
DCampite: hi ally<br />
allifarki: hi campy<br />
<br />
DCampite: semi back<br />
Diemundz: [http://bit.ly/1xEdTGo| Picture of the back of a semi truck]<br />
<br />
*DCampite joined the game*<br />
colaja953: ever sentence was gold but xD<br />
*Shirin_Maya joined the game*<br />
Skelezomperman: well he had so many guest quotes <br />
DCampite: who<br />
Shirin_Maya: hi<br />
DCampite: hi dcampite and shirin<br />
(He said hi to himself)<br />
<br />
godzilltrain joined the game<br />
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: hey all<br />
DCampite: recongrats godz<br />
Godz:re-thanks DCampite:)<br />
<br />
*I'm sure the staff call each other by irl names in Mumble<br />
<br />
== {{u|decorminecraft}} ==<br />
<br />
*LOL (when literally smiling)<br />
*Oh god...<br />
*Wut...<br />
*...<br />
*I can fix that... (referring to an Elevator)<br />
* #IKEAFood<br />
*I'm literally L.O.Ling right now...<br />
<br />
*When coming online on the server*<br />
*decorminecraft joined the game.*<br />
[Mod] hntredtie: DECORRRRR :D<br />
[Mayor] cgc747: ees decor!<br />
[Senator] decorminecraft: Heyy! :D<br />
<br />
*About establishing a rail connection*<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: youre not the correct rank<br />
[Trustee+] TonyTajiri: Oh<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: You need [MAypr]<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: ... *[Mayor] :P<br />
<br />
*When about to continue planning [[Thunderbird International Airport]]*<br />
<br />
[Senator] kiwirainbow: Decor, TBI? :D<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: Certainly! :D<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: But one sec, I'm trying to tame some ami=nals<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: ...<br />
[Admin] chiefbozx: Fail, decor. :P <br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: :P<br />
<br />
*Sure, I'll get those up and ready in a few eeks.<br />
<br />
*After doing parents a favour*<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: Sorry, had to light some candles.<br />
[Broadcast] boi, don't play with firee<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: lol<br />
[Councillor+] Casey_Jones3: Oh, shut up! That's all I do!<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: same<br />
[Governor] decorminecraft: Broadcast, I'm lighting some candles to suck out the smell of cooking :P<br />
<br />
== {{u|DeevyDeev}} ==<br />
* This is the time of day when I don't understand what half the server is saying<br />
* (After Tom_Pairs shocked him) I have some shocking news... I was shocked!<br />
* I nominate Frumple for the new [Banned] rank.<br />
* 'Murica... land of the moles.<br />
*Soleurs joined the game*<br />
Baseball02a: Hello, Moleurs!<br />
Soleurs: Damn it, Baseball!<br />
*Public portion will start when Half-Life 3 is released<br />
Baseball02a: First person voted out of Survivor: Taco-Bacon Forest...<br />
Baseball02a: Frumple.<br />
Skelezomperman: lol.<br />
Baseball02a: The tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.<br />
<br />
Baseball: Iam giving plots, any size but don't say anythign rediculous like 100x100<br />
autobbus22: okay give me a 99x99 for my megastore<br />
lalaboy:6999x1 :P<br />
baseball: EHHHHH<br />
<br />
Baseball02a: Guests are accidentally breaking everything today :S<br />
Baseball02a: Next thing you know, they'll say "whoops, I accidentally broke this entire city" :P<br />
<br />
*I almost hit the push to talk button on Mumble to talk to my mom XD<br />
<br />
''(on Discord, #media, when Baseball02 wonders why Four Seasons railways is not going to Wythern)''<br />
Baseball02: No Wythern?<br />
CyAmethyst: Baseball pls, all roads don't have to lead to Wythern<br />
CyAmethyst: This isn't Italy, m9<br />
Baseball02: ''brb renaming city to Rome''<br />
TrainPro: LOL<br />
CyAmethyst: Baseball, the Rome Emperor incarnate<br />
Baseball02: Ahem, that is Caesar to you. :P<br />
TrainPro: imitating Rome :thinking:<br />
CyAmethyst: Yep, this deserves to be on Funny Quotes, tbh<br />
TrainPro: Why not<br />
<br />
*This is a tacoist server, no swearing<br />
<br />
== {{u|DevranTheBoyxD|DevyySky}} ==<br />
<br />
MaxStewartS: TACOS TACOS TACOS<br />
MaxStewartS: Everybody:<br />
DevranTheBoyxD: Omnomnom<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: too modern lol (refering to DeuxBleux's house in Nymphalia which was transformed)<br />
SoaPuffball: but you can keep it<br />
DeuxBleux: but<br />
DeuxBleux: but<br />
DevranTheBoyxD: Butt<br />
DeuxBleux: I like it<br />
<br />
== Dexter249 ==<br />
* kitty please un afk.<br />
* dc no more afk.<br />
Van: what nj turnpike.<br />
Dexter: nj turnpike nyc.<br />
* Hawks are you a boner.<br />
* dexter249 connected with a taco using bugs and cheese.<br />
* I don't have permission from my mom to get mumble.<br />
Dexter: i buy feline holdings<br />
Kitty: feline holdings is not for sale<br />
Dexter: fack<br />
Dexter: whos companies are for sale<br />
* music 30 joined the game<br />
* Mrt Deadlier than a 747 with a 4 engine failure over the pacific<br />
* Dexter249 was plundered by davy jones<br />
* Captain_Swearword (referring to Captain_Arsewipe)<br />
* cowabunga <br />
* cowadeerba<br />
* Dexter249 was slain by pickaxe guru using Derpy pickaxe (golden)<br />
* Fights back with stabby knives<br />
* I LIKE TRAINS!<br />
* GARY! C TM<br />
* FAILTOPIA<br />
* server derp<br />
* my power blipped (This may not be funny but blip is a funny word)<br />
* i lose my internetz<br />
* airport rp<br />
* music keep's losing hsi rank<br />
* (after broadcast announces the east line for eastconnect will be open)<br />
Dexter : Broadcast may i have your taco stash<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] : no<br />
<br />
Dexter : lol<br />
<br />
James: classic broadcast<br />
<br />
*i'm the mayeur [mayor] of undergroundville<br />
<br />
== {{u|Diemundz}} ==<br />
* Well that's just N@$Ty.<br />
* Well, it appears that the 49-0ers are losing.<br />
* I pity the fool who don't ride MRT.<br />
* I just finished reading a book called "The Mariana Trench". Very deep.<br />
<br />
[Insert Name Here] fell out of the world<br />
Diemundz: Prank /call!<br />
<br />
* WHAMMO!<br />
* Well, my entry into the ''Guinness Book of World Records'' for "Fastest Van Finding" didn't last long.<br />
<br />
Diemundz: Ahschnappoh<br />
Tom_1277: wut<br />
<br />
DCampite: semi back<br />
Diemundz: [http://bit.ly/1xEdTGo| Picture of the back of a semi truck]<br />
<br />
(when people are asking about getting heads)<br />
i can give anyone head<br />
oh wait<br />
that sounded bad<br />
<br />
* Diemundz kills Livemundz<br />
<br />
TrainPro: rip<br />
TrainPro: me<br />
* Diemundz rips TrainPro in half<br />
AdanWongCL2: lol<br />
_HeavenAngel_: NICE<br />
Diemundz: You're welcome<br />
<br />
TrainPro: why on minechat?<br />
Diemundz: because reasons<br />
<br />
* Diemundz is now AFK.<br />
* Diemundz is no longer AFK.<br />
Diemundz: LIES<br />
<br />
* no buts no coconuts<br />
<br />
soso123: ATTN = Achwalogen Takaschin TacoNight<br />
Diemundz: oh so that's how you spell achdogsjin thumbtackistan<br />
<br />
(Talking about the NORImark Motors Mk2 ECO 2)<br />
Modern: Your bus looks fat<br />
Diemundz: Stop body shaming my buses<br />
Diemundz: It lowers their self esteem<br />
<br />
(Talking about CarbonM14)<br />
Member: Whatever happened to carbon?<br />
Diemundz: He turned into diemundz<br />
<br />
Diemundz: Just a reminder that I HATE being boxed, even MORE than _frozen<br />
Diemundz: So whatever you do, DO NOT box me when i go AFK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED<br />
* Diemundz is now AFK.<br />
SevenBridges: I think Diemundz is watching us<br />
SevenBridges: I know it<br />
Canadian_K9: .......<br />
* Diemundz is no longer AFK.<br />
Diemundz: I'm not<br />
* Diemundz is now AFK.<br />
AyyLion: LOL<br />
SevenBridges: LOL<br />
Architect_21: LOL<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Derpy_Melon:}} I have AZNT222<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Derpy_Melon:}} (A2, ZN2, T2)<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Diemundz:}} AZNT222 sounds like some strange perscription drug<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Diemundz:}} ask your doctor if AZNT222 is right for you<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Diemundz:}} AZNT222 may cause heart failure kidney explosions and an erection lasting longer than 4 hours<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Diemundz:}} DO NOT USE AZNT222 IF YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO CAPS SPAM WITHIN THE LAST 48 HOURS<br />
<br />
== {{u|dope_cheese}} ==<br />
<br />
dope: I've missed camel every day i've come on here gg<br />
MIKE24DUDE: haven't seen him recently<br />
dope: he was just on 30 mins ago...<br />
MIKE24DUDE: oh lol<br />
VernCow: right...<br />
camelfantasy joined the game<br />
CaptainChimpy: LOL<br />
<br />
*washingcube, how many lines does nktrain have?<br />
<br />
*ptime @boob<br />
<br />
*i didnt break those holes<br />
<br />
*while building the friendzone box*<br />
<br />
dope: i see the future<br />
<br />
dope: so close yet...<br />
<br />
dope: so far<br />
<br />
Ardyan: you see me?<br />
<br />
dope: AH<br />
<br />
Ardyan: well too bad <br />
<br />
dope: dope_ardydick<br />
<br />
dope:CRAP<br />
<br />
Ardy: LOL<br />
<br />
dope: ******duck<br />
<br />
== {{u|DoTehKeno}} ==<br />
<br />
[Trustee] TheFlash966: i won a lottery right<br />
<br><br />
[Trustee] TheFlash966: i have LOTS of $$$<br />
<br><br />
[LOTTERY] DoTehKeno_ just bought 3 tickets!<br />
<br><br />
[Citizen] DoTehKeno_: #Poo<br />
<br><br />
[Trustee] TheFlash966: for some reason I have $436<br />
<br><br />
[Citizen] DoTehKeno_: r<br />
<br />
==dragonbloon419==<br />
<br />
*In a PM<br />
For the WhaleLinQ to Welsbury... (I forget the rest)<br />
<br />
*In dcse you couldn;t trell I'm not great at tyyping<br />
<br />
*why ask for a w/e when you can ask for a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!<br />
<br />
*when playing spleef*<br />
first time I lost since I played against armor stands<br />
and yes<br />
I lost to armor stands<br />
by brealing the block under yourself<br />
<br />
[Mayor] time2makemymove: who owns chime rail<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: Kenta1651<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: I think<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: numbers may be rwong<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wrongg<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wtong<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wtont<br />
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wron<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: WRONG<br />
<br />
''When talking about boats''<br />
Dragonbloon419: Though it wasn't connected to a dick in Risima until recently.<br />
Dragonbloon419: *DOCK<br />
<br />
''After making some odd typos''<br />
Dragonbloon419: I was typing with one hyand there<br />
Dragonbloon419: Was trying to have a drung<br />
Dragonbloon419: *drug<br />
Dragonbloon419: *DRINK<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: the Frosty's Ice Cream Shop? (named before {{u|Frosty_Creeper10|frosty_creeper}} :P)<br />
SoaPuffball: and [[Frosty Rivers|my town]] double :P<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 joined the game.<br />
SoSo123: OMG SUMMONED<br />
dragonbloon419: wait a moment soso<br />
SoSo123: SUMMONED<br />
SoaPuffball: wb creeper<br />
SoSo123: Dragon! >:(<br />
* SoSo123 proceeds to roast dragonbloon419 for cooking Archi<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: soa didn't seem to, so I expained it<br />
dragonbloon419: *ecplained<br />
dragonbloon419: *exmpalem<br />
dragonbloon419: *explained<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
autobus22: eczema<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419 joined the game.<br />
dragonbloon419: gu't*ghiut<br />
dragonbloon419: *Ujt<br />
dragonbloon419: *hi<br />
<br />
U ibly justklooged on<br />
*I only just logged on<br />
<br />
*dragonbloon419 is no longer AFK.<br/><br />
{{color|lightblue|[Pudding]}}Halfy_Crafty: wb<br/><br />
{{color|cyan|[Eggnog]}}johngi: hang on<br/><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:hjjx<br/><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T8xh<br/><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T*hx<br/><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T*xh<br/><br />
{{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:*thx<br/><br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}{{color|grey|Halfy_Crafty:}}i'm fire<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}}{{color|grey|dragonbloon419:}}who set my chair on fire?<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}}{{color|grey|ModernArt:}}OOOF<br />
{{color|orange|MrPyromaniac_ joined the game}}<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}}{{color|grey|dragonbloon419:}}wb<br />
{{color|green|[Senator+]}}{{color|grey|Hightech_TR:}}<i>totally not me\</i><br />
{{color|cyan|[Trustee]}}{{color|grey|TheGreenKangaroo:}}wb<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}{{color|grey|Halfy_Crafty:}}wb<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}}{{color|grey|dragonbloon419:}}that timing though<br />
<br />
''auto makes weird sounds in discord voice'' <br><br />
auto is a propeller horse confirmed<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: ooh this gold course is looking nive<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: gold course<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: nive<br />
dragonbloon419: (godfl<br />
mi_aquamarine: gOlD!?!?!?!?!?<br />
dragonbloon419: *gold<br />
dragonbloon419: *Gold<br />
mi_aquamarine: wHeRe<br />
dragonbloon419: *(Gol<br />
dragonbloon419: *gold<br />
dragonbloon419: d-it<br />
dragonbloon419: *golff<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: spam :P<br />
dragonbloon419: *gold<br />
dragonbloon419: *GOLF<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: ...golf<br />
<br />
*as I have sometimes said before, my typing skills are about on par with those of a flower pot<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: f is my sprint key<br><br />
Johngi: but why<br><br />
dragonbloon419: ,pre cpmrfprtam;e<br><br />
mi_aquamarine: 国语<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *more fcomgrafate<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *conrtable<br><br />
Johngi: here we go<br><br />
camelfantasy: e.e<br><br />
dragonbloon419:*conmrafrante<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comfrabkl<br><br />
time2makemymove: anyone else wish to purchase an advertisement package that i spoke of on #media?<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comftrable<br><br />
camelfantasy: we need a wiki page dedicated to dragonitis<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comfortabwe<br><br />
Johngi: elevator music<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comfortanle<br><br />
dragonbloon419: *comfortable<br><br />
Johngi: getting there<br><br />
camelfantasy: :clap:<br><br />
Johngi: YAY<br><br />
Johngi: :clap<br><br />
Johngi: :<br><br />
dragonbloon419: come for table<br><br />
mi_aquamarine: there you go<br><br />
mi_aquamarine: :P<br><br />
time2makemymove: you missed this one john<br><br />
Johngi: :clap<br><br />
Johngi: *:clap:<br />
<br />
ahhhh my loads aren't chunking<br />
*chunks aren't loading<br />
my mind tuenred noff :P<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: anyways what did you say about reviewing the monkey?<br />
dragonbloon419: *BUNKER<br />
Vulpicula: monkey?<br />
dragonbloon419: how did I say monkey<br />
<br />
* dragonbloon419 is no longer AFK.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi typo<br />
dragonbloon419: ,.,,<br />
dragonbloon419: (...<br />
dragonbloon419: **<br />
Echohue: lmao<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: wffffffffffff wfWeW<br />
dragonbloon419: pops<br />
dragonbloon419: (oops<br />
dragonbloon419: **<br />
[Discord] Echo: wat<br />
MaxStewartS: Dragonitus<br />
dragonbloon419: that is, as mjp calls it, the "dragon keyboard sneeze"<br />
<br />
=={{u|Duechayapol}}==<br />
Duechayapol: If you stares at me one more time. (talking to kittycat11231)<br />
Kittycat11231: *stares at Due*<br />
Duechayapol: I will ruin Kitania!!!!<br />
Kittycat11231: NOOO!<br />
-<br />
(in mumble)<br />
Duechayapol: who is chief?<br />
chiefbozx shocked Duechayapol<br />
-<br />
Tom_Pairs: Give me a minute<br />
Duechayapol: minute starts now.<br />
Tom_Pairs shocked Duechayapol<br />
-<br />
Duechayapol: Don't you dare teleport to me on y:90000<br />
(lalaboy67 teleports Duechayapol to 0 90000 0)<br />
Duechayapol: oh f____ <br />
Duechayapol: Pineapples!<br />
-<br />
(when Due struggles to find his new transit name)<br />
Heaven: pie<br />
Due: Thanks for suggesting my transit name, heaven.<br />
Heaven: yayyy<br />
Due: Pielumpus<br />
<br />
* hai<br />
* My name is not Duech.<br />
<br />
''Note: The dash is use to seperate the passages.''<br />
<br />
== {{u|Cact0|Echohue}} ==<br />
*woorich accept tpa or you spontaniously combust<br />
*THIS IS <s>SPARTA</s> PIXL!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
*'''Gates at SSI will always cost 2.3 cents less than the purchaser's balance, guarenteed.'''<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: Is anyone online decent at buildings vans<br />
Vickiposa: in terms of dress rehearsal results<br />
Cact0: oh vicki is on<br />
Cact0: my god<br />
Vulpicula: Need a delivery van for SAIL<br />
Cact0: I thought you were vulpi<br />
Cact0: god f*****g d****t<br />
Cact0: i did it ahain<br />
Vulpicula: LET THE CONFUSION COMMENCE<br />
Vickiposa: LET THE CONFUSION COMMENCE<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: if i do wotd it will be a word you probably ahve never heard of before<br />
Cact0: "E"<br />
MojangChan: dinklesh*t<br />
<br />
[Discord] Cact0: I was attempting to get to West Calbar but I'll have to try t get there myself<br />
[Discord] Cact0: one crash at a time<br />
<br />
[Project1] Cact0: M<br />
[Project2] Cact0: O<br />
[Project3] Cact0: O<br />
[Project4] Cact0: !<br />
[P4] SoaPuffball: O<br />
[Project1] Cact0: C<br />
[Project2] Cact0: O<br />
[P3] SoaPuffball: denided<br />
[Project3] Cact0: f**k<br />
[Project4] Cact0: W<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: why does everyone hate pineapple on pizza<br />
[Discord] Cact0: Because it's a f*****g abomination<br />
SoaPuffball: why is it<br />
[Discord] Cact0: BecUse Kr is<br />
[Discord] Cact0: F**k<br />
[Discord] Cact0: Because it is<br />
SoaPuffball: rip<br />
[Discord] PineappleMaster2: 10/10<br />
<br />
Conric005: does anyone know of a head i can use for an airport security guard '''other than the head of tom'''<br />
Cact0: uhh<br />
Cact0: the head of tom<br />
SoaPuffball: Tom_Pairs's head<br />
Conric005: boi<br />
<br />
AyyLion: cAn I hAvE a WoRlD eDiT<br />
Cact0: sUrE aYyLiOn<br />
AyyLion: ok tp it's very complicated<br />
Cact0: ok<br />
Ayyion: the white wool is p1 and p2<br />
Cact0: ok<br />
AyyLion: stack 1 million in all directions<br />
Cact0: points set<br />
Cact0: ok<br />
Cact0: there you go<br />
AyyLion: it didn't work :(<br />
Cact0: :(<br />
Cact0: block limit<br />
Cact0: obviously<br />
AyyLion: cact0 is a fraud<br />
SoaPuffball: why am i suffocating<br />
Cact0: because i stacked white wool 1000000<br />
<br />
*remember the rules say: the staff are required to act as a taxi service, please ask them for tping you to coordinates.<br />
<br />
Cookie46910: hvt me want purnt<br />
[Discord] Echo: PURNT<br />
[Discord] Echo: the mrt staff's only actual responsibility is to moderate her<br />
[Discord] Echo: hvt<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: >her<br />
[Discord] Echo: m o d e r a t e h e r<br />
<br />
Starcubed: do you mind if i reclaim land<br />
[Discord] Echo: uhh<br />
[Discord] As long as it still has a beach and isn't landscarry<br />
[Discord] If it's a landscar I'll eat your dog<br />
Starcubed: dont worry<br />
Starcubed: its already eaten<br />
[Discord] Echo: oof<br />
<br />
Echohue: running contest starts now, it's Echohue vs Echohue<br />
Echohue: echohue wins!<br />
Echohue: funding was cut short for the rest of the olympia games, so this will be our only contest folks<br />
Echohue: '''echohue''' has been awarded first place, '''echohue''' has been awarded second place, and finally '''echohue''' is in third.<br />
Echohue: there will be no prizes given out tonight because we're bankrupt<br />
Echohue: '''fin.'''<br />
<br />
Echohue: soa<br />
Echohue: put your flags<br />
Echohue: on these poles<br />
SoaPuffball: busy<br />
Echohue: or I eat you<br />
Echohue: no<br />
Echohue: you're not busy now<br />
SoaPuffball: are you sure about that<br />
Echohue: do it<br />
Echohue: yes<br />
SoaPuffball: actually i'm doing something for sesese9<br />
Echohue: big rich<br />
Echohue: you do it<br />
Echohue: dun be lazy<br />
woorich999: im busy<br />
Echohue: or I force kang into slavery<br />
Echohue: do you want that<br />
<br />
[Discord] Echo: thicc juice comes from thicc trees<br />
Conric005: fake news<br />
Vickiposa: thicc trees come from thicc seeds<br />
SoaPuffball: thicc seeds come from thicc fruits<br />
SoaPuffball: lies Conric005<br />
[Discord] Echo: thicc fruits come from thicc trees<br />
[Discord] the cycle repeats.<br />
<br />
*my cat is mooing<br />
*"City of the Port of the City of Deadbush"<br />
<br />
I'm a big fan too<br />
[[File:Bigfan.png]]<br />
<br />
==EchoMiner99==<br />
<br />
* okay i teleport you but dont grief please illbringyou here i get you banned when you grief and what the F* is Bluetech and why is it here kthxbye! "EchoMiner99" left the game<br />
<br />
==EliteNeon==<br />
<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|EliteNeon:}} ./kill Everyone (except me) who says #NO<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} #no<br />
EliteNeon Died (''By A Mod'')<br />
<br />
*RIP in Small [instead of (R)] (Take Dat Ardy)<br />
*Welcome To [Insert Female Genital Name Here] Land!<br />
*Donald Trump Can Kiss<br />
<br />
*Nukes Hendon*<br />
<br />
'''{{color|purple|[P3]}}''' {{color|grey|EliteNeon:}} camelfantasy?<br />
'''{{color|purple|[P3]}}''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} its Canalfentasy<br />
'''{{color|purple|[P3]}}''' {{color|grey|EliteNeon:}} Analfantasy?<br />
<br />
EliteNeon: i sell my rights to froggg<br />
Echohue: you're selling yourself to slavary elite?<br />
<br />
EliteNeon: how long have you two been married?<br />
SoaPuffball: who?<br />
JM_Ijsselwroomen: wat<br />
[Discord] Skele: lolwut<br />
Valkorion314: I'm sorry wat<br />
EliteNeon: its a joke<br />
[Discord] Skele: no u<br />
EliteNeon: a line i say when i see two people getting all handsy<br />
EliteNeon: or in this case whenever i feel like it<br />
<br />
== ellinas_george ==<br />
ellinas_george: im exploring lala lolol<br />
lalaboy: that spunded rather wrong wothout the comma<br />
<br />
==enjineer30302==<br />
<br />
* Hey ben, are you at thingymajiggy land?<br />
<br />
''Mumble''<br />
''Plays Nyan Cat''<br />
Am I annoying anyone?<br />
''(All)'': YES!<br />
<br />
(enjineer and KittyCat come back from a private channel, in Mumble)<br />
engineer: Tom?<br />
Tom_Pairs: Yes?<br />
enjineer: Have you boned anyone?<br />
*everyone busts out laughing*<br />
Tom_Pairs: What..?<br />
enjineer: Can you bone me?<br />
<br />
(After enjineer died)<br />
*Who likked me? (Meant to say killed but accidentally switched the letters)<br />
<br />
=={{u|InDev|EspiDev}}==<br />
*Welcome to [[Pixl]]! We're a pixel on DynMap!" (On Discord with {{u|Seshpenguin}})<br />
*Citizens jump in the hoooole!" (On Discord)<br />
<br />
== {{u|ezzocraft}} ==<br />
*when talking about afc - away from computer*<br />
Achowalogen Fatakchsin Covina?<br />
<br />
[Derpy_Melon]: /◦\<br />
[ezzocraft]: if you cant beat em<br />
[ezzocraft]: join em<br />
<br />
*fartwater, rank Smellnator<br />
<br />
*so cheap it also serves the addition of emptying your wallet (referring to _Kastle's station)<br />
<br />
AP_Red: Question: I've got a large space in a station, what should I do with it?<br />
_ezzo: close it<br />
SoSo123: LOL<br />
ByteMega: LOL<br />
tomtomy8: big shop<br />
_ezzo: remove it<br />
ByteMega: give it to me<br />
SoaPuffball: add shops<br />
SoaPuffball: mall<br />
SoSo123: put a statue of nicki minaj in it<br />
SoaPuffball: build an airport<br />
ByteMega: demolish it and build a reeducation camp on the site<br />
_ezzo: build an a-road<br />
AP_Red: Probably a gountain<br />
<br />
*the bridge now holds 35 grams of traffic compared to the old bridge's 2000kg<br />
<br />
_ezzo: sorry we don't accept war<br />
_ezzo: only cash<br />
<br />
== FiorkG ==<br />
*Yes frosting i am thrusting in you guys<br />
*I am editing this funny quote NOW<br />
*LDShadowLord prepare yourself to have a FUNNY QUOTE<br />
<br />
=={{u|FooteChicken|Foote_Chicken}}==<br />
FooteChicken: I think I put too many pickles<br />
FooteChicken: *sea pickles<br />
DaEdwards: time2putafunnyquote<br />
willowars: lol i want a funny quote too<br />
FooteChicken: time2addafunnyquote<br />
FooteChicken: jk<br />
FooteChicken: time2addmorepickles<br />
<br />
[Discord] FooteChicken: ok google, shut down my chromebook<br />
[Discord] FooteChicken: wait<br />
<br />
== {{u|frankbros429}} ==<br />
* Really thoiugh the island where huntington is should be called yoshi's island if anyone gets the joke.<br />
<br />
frankbros429: dangit camel wish you could of seen my fk box it was funny<br />
DullesTdt: fk box?<br />
<br />
Woah Gemmy!<br />
It's Erebor on steroids!<br />
<br />
* Luckily it isn't Kentucky fried Kalmar.<br />
<br />
==FredTheTimeLord==<br />
_Kastle: also mishka could you have fred move his rail thing underground<br />
MishkaMan: yeah no problem<br />
MishkaMan: fred move your thing underground<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Narnia, could you help me move this?<br />
camelfantasy: i like how you're just passing the job down the line :P<br />
<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: Fred, go and **** your Jazz.<br />
[Governor] RLcrafters: .<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: i just noticed<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: Oh, a fill in the blank!<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: wheres my chocolate bread<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: GG Modern<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to... PLAY my jazz!<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: *summons a saxophone*<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: * F***<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: kill?<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to FRED my jazz?<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: I can do that<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: FU**<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: YAy its HERE<br />
[[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: FUNK my jazz? Okay<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: GG<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: LOL<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: *Makes jazz funky*<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: **C*<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: A C?<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: LICK!<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: bad<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_o<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_o<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_O<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to LICK my jazz<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: bad fred<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: IMDONE<br />
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: Yh sure, why not?<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: Hey canal <br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: wat<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: ''Ya like jazz?''<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: *nukes Bakersville*<br />
<br />
*I have been reborn '''''into a Fred Rail pepper shacker'''''<br />
<br />
FredTheTimeLord: I don't like to bet my money<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
[LOTTERY] FredTheTimeLord just bought 20 tickets!<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
camelfantasy: xD<br />
<br />
[Discord] FredTheTimeLord: Hey hvt want to merge BluRail with Fred Rail but I get 51% of control?<br />
[Discord] hvt2011: no<br />
<br />
=={{u|Frogs4Life|frogggggg}}==<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} frogggggg: Soon, you may NEED SOME MILLLK<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod]}} hnt: no frog no<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} dragonbloon419: no<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} frankbros: no<br />
{{color|yellow|OrangeMcBer left the game}}<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod]}} hnt: bad frog<br />
{{color|lightgreen|[Governor]}} camelfantasy: *frog dies*<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: om nslllllllllllll<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: fail<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: *I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: dangit my chicken ran away<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} HammerDrinksTea: he tried to get to the other side xD<br />
*unjinz sings 'when you try so hard but never succeed'*<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} frogggggg: Naoooo<br />
{{color|yellow|frogggggg left the game}}<br />
<br />
{{color|yellow|_InDev_ left the game}}<br />
2 mintutes later...<br />
{{color|orange|No one is listening to you.}}<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} frogggggg: guess what, indev?<br />
{{color|orange|No one is listening to you.}}<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} frogggggg: dangit...<br />
<br />
what color is pink?<br />
*****the code<br />
<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: booksop<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: shop*<br />
[Senator] frogggggg: BookSoa<br />
<br />
*[Senator+] frogggggg: [Senator+] lagggggg: lag<br />
<br />
* frogggggg '''MM2''', coming soon on the '''24th of June!'''! Be there! :D<br />
frogggggg: fail<br />
SoSo123: [Google Forms link] Please join MM2 on 24th June 2017 1PM UTC!<br />
[Media] frogggggg: '''MM2''', coming soon on the '''24th of June!'''! Be there! :D<br />
<br />
(in 1.12 update pre-60m afk kick but post-10m afk kick)<br />
* frogggggg is no longer AFK.<br />
* frogggggg has been kicked for being afk for more than 10 minutes<br />
frogggggg left the game.<br />
<br />
frogggggg: oi modern<br />
frogggggg: modern pls respong :P<br />
SoaPuffball: "respong"<br />
frogggggg: gg<br />
SoaPuffball: ping!<br />
frogggggg: respong*<br />
frogggggg: RESPOND<br />
<br />
{{color|gray|* Bryan123BG is now AFK.}}<br />
{{color|gray|* Bryan123BG is no longer AFK.}}<br />
{{color|gray|* Bryan123BG is now AFK.}}<br />
megascatterbomb: my god<br />
{{color|gray|* ModernArt is now AFK.}}<br />
{{color|gray|* SnowPuffball_ is no longer AFK.}}<br />
SnowPuffball_: < is no longer AFK<br />
* frogggggg {{color|gray|is probably AFK.}}<br />
* chiefbozx is confused.<br />
<br />
*InstantRibbits, the home of the blahblahblah<br />
<br />
== Frosty_Creeper10 ==<br />
<br />
(talking about the rename of Sprucemount to Frosty Rivers<br />
SoaPuffball: cos spruce- prefix is overrated<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: i'm gonna change my town's name to spruceville<br />
JustFarkie: spruce bay<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: spruce swamps xD<br />
SoaPuffball: pls dont<br />
JustFarkie: spruce sea<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: lol :P<br />
JustFarkie: spruce mooshruum lands<br />
JustFarkie: mooshroom*<br />
<br />
*I'm gonna name my next town Oatmeal<br />
*"Most of this mall is Sheimoria's Franchises" mall (put in a sign in Creeperville)<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: we're gonna give creeperville's minimap a name<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: Spaghetti Coaster<br />
ModernArt: xD<br />
SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
<br />
ModernArt: we have to go to [[Banana|banana]]<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: we have to route it via [[Banana|banana]]<br />
<br />
SoSo123: should i summon heaven<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: yas<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso<br />
SoSo123: naw<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
camelfantasy: mute frosty<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: there's this disadvantage of having to merge<br />
SoSo123: *cough cough*<br />
SoSo123: newrail<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: shhhh<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: no one needs to remember that<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: once in frosty rivers<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: <s>which is oddly not my town</s><br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: what’s the status of my application to sn<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: i remember that<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: oh s-t i forgot about that soa lemme check<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: I'm adding <s>dildos</s> bulbous domes to all of Kota's buildings<br />
[Discord] Cact0: Kota will be entirely dicks<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: Soa you should start a heli subsidiary for mylesHeli<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: mylesHeliHeli<br />
<br />
*signs are required to be a B-road<br />
<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: Frosty, have Caretaker of your telephony spce?<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: lithium i'm not inactive why would i need a caretaker<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: if you're banned or inactivated<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: if you would check my will, you can see that i'm dumping it on heaven<br />
_HeavenAngel_: wait what xD<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
<br />
*If FliHigh has "Find the Red Plane", I have "Find the 20 warp plane on the runway"<br />
<br />
[Media] JM_IJsselwroomen: '''Expo 2019''' is now accessible via a warp from Central Park!<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: lies<br />
[Media] JM_IJsselwroomen: es verda, soa<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: no dutch in media<br />
[Media] JM_IJsselwroomen: :(<br />
<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: beijing time is the only real time<br />
SoaPuffball: dutch time?<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: dutch time?<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: OH<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: oh yeah i'm supposed to be dutch<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: ja ja<br />
<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: as a demigender transaromatic the correct way to express confusion is by using ¿ and ?<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: using only ? is a manifestation of your internal biases against people who walk upside down<br />
<br />
(soa is holding water over a farm of wheat)<br />
SoaPuffball: frosty may i right click<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: wat<br />
SoaPuffball: here<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: where are you<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: f*** you<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: no<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: f*** you<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: stop<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: no<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: pls no<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: have mercy plox<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: nao<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: how dare you give these crops an ample amount of water<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: what is a kirde bus<br />
London150: North Coast's transit<br />
London150: but a bus<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: which we try to resurrect 20 times a week<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: but we never get the initiative to<br />
London150: and never get done<br />
<br />
=={{u|Frozen|_frozen}}==<br />
* uhh<br />
* >.><br />
* _frozen wags my tongue as I shake my booty on the ball (Talking about Sam's Wrecking Ball reference with bspells)<br />
<br />
so its narrow yet wide<br />
that's what *she* said<br />
* im gonna continue the abusive relationship I have with my toilet<br />
(talking about 1.8 snapshots)<br />
frozen: if the derailments continue<br />
frozen: im gonna try to retexture carts into metro north livery<br />
Kitty: LOL<br />
<br />
(as a joke)<br />
frozen: were gonna abolish all bus warps at the next gsm<br />
Kitty: WHAT<br />
<br />
Tom_1227:Oh _Frozen. Angles' 162 game season starts tomorrow.<br />
_Frozen wets in anticipation<br />
<br />
*2dany2many5 plays dubstep* <br />
_frozen: So I went fishing yesterday<br />
Tarheelscouse: Oooh nice<br />
Tarheelscouse: Wait<br />
_frozen: I got a nice fish<br />
_frozen: then I dropped that bass :C<br />
<br />
<br />
*_frozen makes tar a logo on illustrator*<br />
tarheelscouse: I'm expecting great things, based on your other illustrator works :)<br />
*_frozen posts link*<br />
tarheelscouse: :DDDDDDDDDDDD<br />
tarheelscouse: Does that convey my happiness?<br />
frozen: No, but it does cause me concern for your obesity<br />
<br />
<br />
*Sigh I was sort hard on him, but this wasn't the first time<br />
<br />
it could be Kitty<br />
the 6687 type<br />
<br />
*_frozen: youre putting yourself in first class while the rest is in economy class?<br />
Max4344: Yup<br />
_frozen: evil bastard. I like you.<br />
<br />
RLCrafters: *thanks the lord there is a sane person on here*<br />
_frozen: who?<br />
_frozen: lets kill him<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: I wouldn't be a great mod<br />
[Mod] _frozen: neither would I<br />
[Mod] _frozen: oh wait<br />
* bestmate66 facepalms<br />
* _Ardy facebests<br />
[Mod] _frozen: you have to remember<br />
<br />
[Senator+] *bestmate66: Damn kitty still hasn't finished the armadillo line<br />
[Mod] _frozen: im afraid to ask what that is<br />
<br />
[Senator] autobus22: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch station<br />
[Member] Supykun: Oh no don't type that out it's like 47 words<br />
[Mod] _frozen: i m not going to type it out<br />
[Senator] autobus22: How does me prunounce such thing?<br />
[Mod] _frozen: what you do<br />
[Mod] _frozen: is take a full grown sheep<br />
[Mod] _frozen: try to swallow it<br />
[Mod] _frozen: and the noise you make is that<br />
<br />
0rocketscience0: Frozen? Could you please come back? ._.<br />
_frozen: no, we broke up, and thats final<br />
_frozen: you need to...<br />
_frozen: '''let it go'''<br />
<br />
*no, Al Gore is ugly but not enough to make me faint<br />
<br />
[Mod] _frozen: if spread out, AT-AT is the largest and spread out town<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: AT-AT?<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: where dat<br />
[Senator+] AP_Red: Acholowagon Tachasin<br />
[Mod] _frozen: ^<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: that's AT-TA<br />
[Mod] _frozen: i cant spell that<br />
[Mod] _frozen: so i say AT-AT<br />
<br />
bryce_am: frozen r u there?<br />
sesese9: hes' afk<br />
_frozen left the game<br />
<br />
I think I named my adopted retarded stepson right<br />
I called him Sum Ting Wong<br />
<br />
'''{{color|red|[Admin]}}''' {{color|grey|_frozen:}} lol<br />
'''{{color|yellow|_frozen joined the game}}'''<br />
'''{{color|red|[Admin]}}''' {{color|grey|_frozen:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|black|[Member]}}''' {{color|grey|Ben6331:}} what teh heck<br />
<br />
*doing a world edit for Steve_Bobs*<br />
_frozen: good luck<br />
_frozen: i hope it fits<br />
Diemundz: suggestive<br />
Steve_Bobs: rip<br />
TrainPro: 'i hope it fits'<br />
*after discovering that there was enough room*<br />
_frozen: lucky you<br />
TrainPro: lol<br />
Steve_Bobs: really fits XD<br />
<br />
(after returning after three years}<br />
MgWn: frozen?<br />
_frozen: not present, try again in 3 years<br />
<br />
=={{u|Frumple}}==<br />
* Don't listen to Broadcast. He lies.<br />
* Minecraft 1.5 please don't break anything kthxbye.<br />
* Guess what guys? It's time for a server restart!<br />
* Guys, I'm going to restart the server.<br />
* Iron everywhere!!!<br />
* All his base belong to taco. *To Chief*<br />
* I prefer the respectable term "transit enthusiast."<br />
* I have to count my tacos<br />
* That's why the server is a dictatorship, not a democracy.<br />
* It's like putting gold paint on a piggy.<br />
* Oh, hi there, backup!<br />
* saving server map to where? tacoland?<br />
* get out of my office :)<br />
* now it's my turn to facepalm<br />
* I'm preparing celebratory tacos<br />
* i got your yeamanator<br />
* Chief: Did you figure out who stole your tacos? - Frumple: Yea, it was Margaret Thatcher.<br />
* FIGHT!<br />
* Any singing will make the process of updating the server go slower.<br />
* Welcome to the guestpocalypse, Benie (Day 2 of updating to 1.5.2)<br />
* I love tacos | I mean the server | yum yum<br />
* Kablam, I don't control your dreams.<br />
* Keks: How do you get a bank account... By going to the bank perhaps? Frumple: No, you need to pray to the gods, sacrifice a cow, jump up and down 50 times, write an opera, take the bus down to Jones Beach, swim in the lake, and then a fish will bring you your bank card.<br />
* Just_robinho: Frumple quick question, when was the last time you were on green status? Frumple: a long time ago, in a faraway land, where dragons breathed fire and chief ate my tacos.<br />
cola: frum paul<br />
Benie: The whole "paul" thing, that you took several attempts to figure out his real name? I remember that.<br />
Frumple: Oh, we're guessing my real name again now huh?<br />
cola: yep back to that game<br />
Frumple: well<br />
*Frumple shocked colaja953*<br />
*Frumple's quote during meeting: "I'l show you where hump day is..."<br />
* Its not the best time to ask for a WE when the orange line just opened and a GSM is starting in less then a hour.....<br />
* Staff: 'Majority Rules' Frumple: 'Well, I rule.'<br />
<br />
colaja953: Oh Canada, y u you make others lag?<br />
Frumple: because you stole our maple syrup!<br />
<br />
(talking about the secret mod,later revealed to be mfish)<br />
Ardy: tell us who is he,frumpheil<br />
frumple: nein<br />
<br />
(In mumble after Jph got mod)<br />
Kitty: Hey Jp can I have a dirt block world edited into a grass block?<br />
Frumple: Yeah if it takes less than five minutes we don't grant world edits.<br />
Jph: Did it Kitty.<br />
Frumple: Dammit.<br />
<br />
Frumple has banned eristheeagle - "You're the weakest link, goodbye."<br />
<br />
[Broadcast]: Large W/E Incoming @ A12<br />
Frumple is no longer AFK<br />
[Broadcast]: W/E cancelled<br />
<br />
Frumple: I'm a Sheriff by day...<br />
Frumple: Shadowmaster by night...<br />
Italadz57: And a taco at dawn and dusk.<br />
tarheelscouse: Frumple's a weretaco o.O<br />
<br />
(when Frumple is on the server console)<br />
Kittycat11231: server what is the answer to life?<br />
[Server] taco<br />
Kittycat11231: server what is the answer to death?<br />
[Server] not taco<br />
<br />
* Player Frumple banned Sexuality for "Spamming server with guest accounts".<br />
<br />
*Frumple is no longer afk*<br />
Erty: Frumple is on!<br />
Frumple: OMG where?<br />
Frumple: Where's Frumple?<br />
<br />
*Frumple has joined the game*<br />
Frumple: hi all just on to do a quick ban<br />
*Frumple has banned [Guest]*<br />
*Frumple has left the game*<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: back, and before y'all do it, no need to spam chat with 'wb' :P<br />
[Owner] Frumple: WB<br />
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: dang trolls<br />
<br />
[Mayor] sesese9: may bacon shine forever<br />
[Mod] hntredtie: sese, don't mention bacon around Frumple.. Only mention tacos<br />
[Owner] Frumple: I like bacon also but i haven't had some in a while<br />
[Mayor] TonyTajiri: xD<br />
[Owner] Frumple: I want to try bacon on a taco though....<br />
<br />
[Keks] He's beating me, HALP!<br />
-Frumple Joins-<br />
[Frumple] Beatings will continue until morale improves<br />
<br />
x Frumple is now AFK<br />
Member: shall we box Frumple again?<br />
*after some digging*<br />
Frumple fell out of the world<br />
<br />
Frumple: s ?<br />
Frumple: oops<br />
*everyone goes "s ?"*<br />
<br />
*[Owner] Frumple: I AM NOT HERE<br />
<br />
Frumple: You know, I'm surprised no one's tried holding a griefing competition on the server<br />
Frumple: like make a fancy build, then see who can destroy it by hand the fastest<br />
mine_man_: ok, what have you been taking frumple to suggest a griefing contest<br />
<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: frumple I have a small question<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: lol small<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: s ?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: ...<br />
[Citizen] dope_cheese: s .<br />
(Frumple shocks Ardy)<br />
<br />
*im lazy<br />
*not worth talking about it now<br />
*hell of it<br />
*its not very well designed<br />
*yelling at me for being away<br />
*what do you mean by demolished<br />
*robin's still working on the eastern linnnnnnnnnnnne<br />
*you're gonna start stalking me<br />
*you've all ruined my vacation<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Comet]}}''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} Frumple can I please have a list of the Christmas ranks?<br />
'''{{color|grey|[Snowflake]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''[Elf]''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|cyan|[Dasher]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|darkcyan|[Dancer]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|royalblue|[Prancer]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Vixen]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|green|[Comet]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|lime|[Cupid]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|gold|[Donner]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|orange|[Blitzen]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|red|[Rudolph]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
'''{{color|darkred|[Santa]}}''' {{color|grey|Frumple:}} hi<br />
<br />
*Frumple: if there is ever a rebellion on this server ill just shut it down.<br />
*Kastle: No, you should instead install a plugin that slowly erodes the side of the world<br />
*Frumple: Nah, too much work.<br />
<br />
cardinalland: noooo Frumple left<br />
Frumple: I know<br />
<br />
tell Cliotey Hello Cliotey<br />
oops<br />
<br />
FredTheTimeLord: I hope frumple doesn't ask where his pants went<br />
Sweetboy13735: o_o<br />
Frumple: I don't wear pants<br />
<br />
Camelfantasy: He's been pretty inactive<br />
{{color|gold|Frumple joined the game}}<br />
<br />
TheFlash966: what is "hief"<br />
Frumple: invisible chief<br />
Frumple: because you can't "c" him<br />
<br />
''on Discord''<br />
camelfantasy: well<br />
camelfantasy: frumple confirmed that monsieurkeks was in fact the admin candidate that denied the position<br />
Frumple: @camelfantasy since you like parroting juicy news bits of what I say in-game, you should start a tabloid on the server<br />
Bromley: he also parroted a bunch of stuff that was supposed to be between me and him :V<br />
Frumple: camel is a parrot, confirmed<br />
camelfantasy: ''changes name to parrotfantasy''<br />
<br />
Frumple: sigh<br />
Frumple: it's weird to approve a plane crash<br />
Tom_Pairs: flight 193 your approve to crash<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Look on the bright side, they don't have that in real life<br />
MikeRoma: Maintain 10f until established on localizer. After, proceed to crash.<br />
FredTheTimeLord: "Dang it, they didn't approve us water landing in the hudson. Now we have to crash somewhere else."<br />
<br />
Frumple: Guest, do you understand how private messages work?<br />
Frumple: You can do /tell <person> <message> to send a PM<br />
megascatterbomb: and /r to reply to the last PM<br />
'''Later...'''<br />
Frumple: Guest?<br />
Frumple: Ok, right now you're sending messages in main chat<br />
Frumple: But I need to tell you something in private chat<br />
Guest: how do i get to privat chat<br />
Frumple: Do /tell Frumple <message><br />
Frumple: where <message> is what you want to say<br />
Guest: am i on private chat now<br />
Frumple: No<br />
Frumple: You have to do the /tell command<br />
megascatterbomb: no it only applies to the msg you do /tell on<br />
Frumple: Guest, you're just doing /tell by itself<br />
Frumple: that's not going to work<br />
Frumple: You have to follow it with the player's name<br />
'''A couple seconds pass'''<br />
Frumple: Ok, you got hte player's name.<br />
Guest: is this working<br />
Frumple: now follow it with a message<br />
'''A couple seconds more pass'''<br />
Frumple: Guest, just do /r <message> instead<br />
Frumple: I just send you a PM<br />
'''Later'''<br />
Frumple: Ok, private message crisis resolved.<br />
MikeRoma: Essential commands ''with Frumple''<br />
<br />
*Thanks for the card, it probably won't fit in my wallet. (in his opening in-game gifts stream)<br />
<br />
[Guest] Frumple can I have a free ban?<br />
[Governor] Camelfantasy: wat<br />
[Governor] time2makemymove: Social we're busy<br />
[Owner] Frumple: Why do you want to be banned?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: And yes I'm busy<br />
[Guest] I just want banned tbh<br />
[Owner] Frumple: How about you just leave?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: and save us all the trouble<br />
[Guest] Okay :D<br />
[Mayor+] Conric005: dont do a soso<br />
Guest leaves the server<br />
[Councillor] Aldranster50: ok<br />
[Owner] Frumple: what a twat<br />
[Member] Lazy_Chaos: bye<br />
[Owner] Frumple: anyway<br />
[Governor] time2makemymove: lmao<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: oof<br />
[Senator] _Mossie: lol<br />
[Mayor+] Conric005: gg<br />
[Mayor+] jamess__: lol<br />
[Mayor] LondonReindeer: oof<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: f<br />
1 member banning later...<br />
[Owner] Frumple: You know what<br />
[Mayor] LondonReindeer: ?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: I feel like doing this<br />
[Mayor+] Conric005: ?<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: ?<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: ban?<br />
[Councillor] Aldranster50?<br />
[Mayor+] Conric005: question mark?<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: s ?<br />
Play Frumple banned [Guest] for: Obnoxious behavior<br />
[Govenor] camelfantasy: oof<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: F<br />
[Senator+] time2makemymove: F<br />
[Mayor] CaptainObi: oof<br />
[Mayor] Conric005: lol<br />
[Mayor] Conric005: F<br />
<br />
*Hightech and London discuss Frumple saying 'hi' on all ranks as written above*<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Cookie]'''}} LondonReindeer: best one is when Frumple said hi on all the christmas ranks<br />
{{color|gray|'''[Chestnut]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
'''[Frosting]''' Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|lightblue|'''[Eggnog]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Peppermint]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|royalblue|'''[Pudding]'''}} Frumple: hola<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Cookie]'''}} Frumple: bonjour<br />
{{color|green|'''[Gingerbread]'''}} Frumple: konnichiwa<br />
{{color|lightgreen|'''[Fruitcake]'''}} Frumple: nihao<br />
{{color|yellow|'''[Apple Cider]'''}} Frumple: hullo<br />
{{color|orange|'''[Pecan Pie]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|orange|'''[Pumpkin Pie]'''}} Frumple: hi<br />
{{color|red|'''[Candy Cane]'''}} Frumple: blame chief<br />
{{color|darkred|'''[Mulled Wine]'''}} Frumple: phew<br />
{{color|green|'''[Gingerbread+]'''}} Hightech_TR: oh no<br />
<br />
*please buy lotto tickets so I can win again<br />
<br />
{{color|royalblue|'''[Councillor]'''}} willowars: Fample<br />
{{color|darkred|'''[Owner]'''}} Frumple: I'm not your fam dude<br />
{{color|yellow|'''[Premier]'''}} LDShadowLord: I'm not your dude, buddy<br />
{{color|darkred|'''[Owner]'''}} Frumple: I'm not your buddy, pal<br />
{{color|yellow|'''[Premier]'''}} LDShadowLord: I'm not your pal, guy<br />
{{color|darkred|'''[Owner]'''}} Frumple: I'm not your guy, girl<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} lfpp003: Im not your guy fam<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} GingerbreadPueff: im not your dude, fam.<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: I'm in a zoo, cuz that's where kiwis are kept<br />
Vulpicula: you keep fruit in a zoo?<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: No we keep animals in a zoo<br />
Vulpicula: Australia is strange.<br />
Frumple: I buy kiwis from the grocery store and eat them<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: :o<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: cannibalism<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Frumple how could you<br />
brombrombromley: can't believe you're just eating kiwirainbow with<br />
Frumple: yum yum<br />
Starcubed: kiwi rainbow<br />
Starcubed: havent heard that name in yers<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Frumple gonna hunt down the kiwis<br />
Frumple: they are an excellent source of vitamins<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: (link to the graph of time hvt spent on the server against number of issues)<br />
Frumple: This graph lacks units<br />
Frumple: 2/10<br />
Echohue: It's in units of hvt<br />
SoaPuffball: issues per day / hvt activity<br />
Frumple: issues is fine<br />
Frumple: however, hvt activity?<br />
SoaPuffball: in seconds<br />
Frumple: is that in hours, minutes, bbois?<br />
<br />
harbster: frumple can you endorse speedy bois as the superior horse<br />
Frumple: sorry no<br />
Frumple: I endorse astroslurp as the official drink, and look what happened<br />
Echohue: nah, conric is the official drink<br />
<br />
[P4] dragonbloon419: The Frumpe Meditation Channel<br />
[P4] Frumple: prepare for some meditative chanting...<br />
[P4] Frumple: YEARRGHTASDF<br />
<br />
*You could say Protocol didn’t have a protocol.<br />
*I am left shark<br />
*who hast mentioned the "E" word?!<br />
*"I'm sorry, all admods are currently busy saving the world from facism/marching the world towards facism."<br />
*Can I vote "better server performance" as the next biome?<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Someone sneezed from across the road holy h*** they sneeze loudly<br />
Frumple: ACHOOGRFF<br />
<br />
== GeneralJaybird ==<br />
<br />
GeneralJaybird: DO NOT EXCESSIVELY ARGUE,,,,,<br />
GeneralJaybird: SWEAR!!!!<br />
GeneralJaybird: OR.......<br />
KittyCat11231: use caps<br />
GeneralJaybird: USE cApS IN PUBLIK!!!<br />
<br />
=={{u|godzilltrain}}==<br />
* *Insert random song here* *godzilltrain was moved to Random Musical Interludes by *Insert staff member here**<br />
* Hey Cheif<br />
* *godzilltrain was shocked by chiefbozx*<br />
* Damn it Yoshi!<br />
* Yes, Mister Benie.<br />
* Robin, go move to Jamaica<br />
* Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! (Going with the red alert system in Atlantis)<br />
* Yes, Kiss the bat inside you Magpie<br />
* Oh Mighty Thor smite this lag! Thanks :D<br />
* An earthquake is just the earth's backup system<br />
* Benie, can you please fix your road, there's a missing chunk. Ohh, server crash.<br />
* Well Benie must be dead, he would have moved me to random musical interludes by now<br />
* Can you do me a favor and not die until I get to London? (to Just_robinho)<br />
* Benie, I'm driving on the wrong side of the road!<br />
* Chief is... the wizard of boz! (x)<br />
* Cardinals are racist, why do you have to be catholic to become pope?<br />
* Damnit!<br />
* Queee.<br />
* On the dynmap, you look like a flying fish tank.<br />
godzilltrain quit the game<br />
godzilltrain joined the game<br />
<br />
godzilltrain joined the game<br />
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: hey all<br />
DCampite: recongrats godz<br />
Godz:re-thanks DCampite:)<br />
<br />
godzilltrain: music, how much do you charge for a music's gems?<br />
ArdyArd: a whopping 30$<br />
Music3_0: soon to be $50 after Jan 1<br />
godzilltrain: I asked music, for all you know he's gonna give me a mates rate :P<br />
Music3_0: Mates are charged $80<br />
godzilltrain: pre-xmas discount?<br />
Music3_0: $79.99<br />
<br />
* This just happened... (no mods) http://imgur.com/CD70k0s<br />
<br />
*get discon-rekt (when someone leaves)<br />
<br />
godzilltrain: grass<br />
godzilltrain: why the hell did I say that<br />
godzilltrain: I meant to type it in inventory search<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: [[Funny Quotes#Narnia17|"i fish mods for a business" "i send people to spawn for a business"]]<br />
SoaPuffball died<br />
godzilltrain: I'm just an executioner<br />
SoaPuffball: wut<br />
godzilltrain: you fish mods, i execute<br />
godzilltrain: the circle of life, isn't that beautiful<br />
<br />
godzilltrain: everything is an elytra playground if you're good enough<br />
<br />
godzilltrain joined the game.<br />
IcedPuffball: hi godzy<br />
IcedPuffball: godzpeed<br />
godzilltrain: surprisingly I don't think I've heard that one befeore<br />
godzilltrain: before*<br />
godzilltrain: though I would like to deny all knowledge of urination<br />
IcedPuffball: wat<br />
IcedPuffball: i'd say "godspeed" = "godzpeed"<br />
godzilltrain: I got that IcedPuffball<br />
godzilltrain: but it also looks like godz-peed<br />
<br />
=={{u|gogojakeo}}==<br />
* All hail the Glow Cloud<br />
<br />
Someone: There's someone in my window...<br />
Gogo: Is it the faceless old woman?<br />
<br />
Gogo: All Hail The Glow Cloud<br />
Tar: I worry about you sometimes...<br />
<br />
<br />
* gogojakeo: I have only been shocked once <br /> chiefbozx shocked gogojakeo <br /> gogojakeo: twice...<br />
* MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!<br />
* gogojakeo moved to "I'm waiting for a game with Nicki MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!" (in Mumble)<br />
[Guest]: my horse!<br />
gogojakeo: "My horse, my horse, my kingdom for a horse" - Richard III (by William Shakespeare)<br />
* Did [[user:hawksfan1010|Hawks]] get his chicken bake?<br />
Just_Robinho joined the game<br />
gogojakeo: wb robin<br />
kekkomatic: hey rob<br />
Just_Robinho: meow<br />
gogojakeo: surley, of all animals, a bird would NOT want to be a cat...<br />
Just_Robinho: I do<br />
megascatterbomb: meh<br />
gogojakeo: Just_Robinho_In_A_Cat's_Stomach<br />
Just_Robinho: O.O<br />
kekkomatic: that got dark quickly<br />
Just_Robinho: ^<br />
megascatterbomb: ^<br />
gogojakeo: :)<br />
<br />
*warp Derry (messing up a command)<br />
<br />
_frozen: after this tunnel<br />
_frozen: im gonna call it a night<br />
gogojkeo: but its 10am!<br />
_frozen: its 250!<br />
gogojakeo: for you maybe...<br />
<br />
(in mumble)<br />
LDShadowLord: We're gonna be all Big Brother on them<br />
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!<br />
LDShadowLord: gogo, leave poor George Orwell alone<br />
<br />
*(When there is a lag spike) It's cola with his australian ping!<br />
<br />
wily: Can anyone explain how momentum works on rail<br />
gogo: sigh<br />
gogo: it keeps its momentum<br />
gogo: and keeps moving<br />
gogo: in layman's terms: Push makes go<br />
jak: lol<br />
wily: ok...<br />
<br />
jak: Gogo: call me maybe<br />
gogo: but i didnt just meet you<br />
gogo: I met you about 5 months ago<br />
<br />
gogo: I have a pickup line<br />
tar: yeah?<br />
gogo: Are you from tennesee?<br />
tar: so OLD<br />
tar: NO<br />
tar: WHY<br />
tar: ive got a better one<br />
gogo: Because you're just as slutty as Miley Cyrus<br />
tar: O.o<br />
<br />
gogo warps to thomasfyfe<br />
gogo: we at bus station?<br />
thomas: yeah<br />
gogo: kthx<br />
thomas: Refurbishments going on<br />
gogo: ooooh, are you adding a beverage store?<br />
thomas: refurbish, not refresh :P<br />
gogo: :P<br />
<br />
kittycat11231: i'm working on lammapolis, a territory of the city of Kitania<br />
gogo: O.O<br />
gogo: can i help?<br />
gogo: llamas are my must<br />
gogo: and my passion<br />
(Several Weeks Later)<br />
*Gogojakeo has been issued a warning: Pixel Art -colaja953<br />
gogo: scince when did they ANNOUNCE it!<br />
frozen: Since the new plugin<br />
kitty: what was the pixel art?<br />
gogo: YOUR LLAMA<br />
kitty: YOU GOT WARNED FOR THAT???<br />
gogo: YES<br />
kitty *faceknife<br />
<br />
gogo: I'm gonna do some tunneling<br />
gogo: but first<br />
gogo: let me take a SLFIE<br />
gogo: *SELFIE*<br />
<br />
someone says something about extrememe CCTV or something like that<br />
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: Leave George Orwell alone!<br />
<br />
Frumple: Can I have you're Attention<br />
Gogo: Gives Frumple his full Atten- Ooh Squirrel<br />
Gogojakeo was shocked by Chiefbozx<br />
(Unfortunately, Frumple went on to announce Yoshi's demotion)<br />
<br />
(Talking to tarheel about playing the recorder)<br />
Gogo: I think you underestimated my blowing abilities<br />
Gogo: *overestimated*<br />
Tar: *SUGGESTIVE*<br />
Gogo: ikr<br />
<br />
* In mumble: /me needs to watch more of TAR<br />
<br />
jph and tell skip gogo's french song on the radio<br />
gogo: You philistines!<br />
<br />
LDShadowLord: I hate children<br />
LDShadowLord: So much<br />
Fiork18: I am a children<br />
<br />
=={{u|Littlegopher1|Gopher}}==<br />
*What's the MRT again?<br />
*Why is everyone acting so stupid?-*Shocked by Chiefbozx*<br />
*Kelp! *Kelp *Kelp FAIL X2<br />
*Does anyone want to help me drop a nuke in Spawn Station?<br />
*TIHEHE :D XD<br />
*Can't wait till I'm trusted, one more step till /shock chiefbozx. But until then... *''/shock littlegopher1''*<br />
*Sorry, was busy for a sex (meant to say sec)<br />
MC_Protocol: The indians have claimed that area. (Tom_Paris is in the channel)<br />
littlegopher1: You know that Tom_Paris is Native American? (Tom_Paris left the channel)<br />
MC_Protocol: Oh sh**<br />
*Tom_Pairs joins the channel*<br />
MC_Protocol: Sorry about before, Tom.<br />
Tom_Paris: What are you talking about?<br />
MC_Protocol: The thing I said about Indians and since you are native american...<br />
Tom_Paris: I'm not native american!<br />
Everyone: *Laughs*<br />
* The Swirly Chair Incident:<br />
* LOUD CRASHING NOISE *<br />
Chief: Did you just fall over out of your swirly chair?<br />
Gopher: Nope. This is me falling over.<br />
* LOUD CRASHING NOISE *<br />
*I don't know what toast is...<br />
*In Mumble:<br />
Enjineer: Gopher I bet you have like 17 chauffeurs to take care of you.<br />
Gopher: Well not like 17...<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|MishkaMan:}} wait what is going on?<br />
'''''At same exact second'''''<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} nothing much mike<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|grey|Gopher:}} nothing much mike<br />
<br />
== Halfy_Crafty ==<br />
<br />
Halfy_Crafty: ok {{u|CyAmethyst|cya}} i furnished it the way i like<br />
CyAmethyst: ty<br />
SoaPuffball: bai halfy<br />
Halfy_Crafty: lel<br />
<br />
=={{u|hawksfan1010}}==<br />
* No!! .. NOO!!!!<br />
* [Mod name here], I swear to god...<br />
* Oh NO HE DIDN'T!! (during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)<br />
* Benie, your face is so creepy! (when Benie has his Enderdragon skin)<br />
* Hey, Benie. | Benie: What? | Sausages and Doughnuts! (the inside joke in Mumble)<br />
* Hey, Benie. We're having fun dying!<br />
* *pulls out whip*. Bad yoshi, bad yoshi, bad yoshi!!!<br />
* Don't you do it!!<br />
* Bad [Mod name here]!<br />
* Son of a crap!<br />
* Yoshi, your face is in a sign<br />
* HOLY S**T MY FEET ARE BURNING<br />
* *Katy Perry comes on in Pandora* *Dislike* | *Get Lucky comes on Pandora* *Like*<br />
* I'll speak, but you have to put a shirt on<br />
* Just finished my meth lab<br />
* i'm PREGNANT<br />
Hawks: B-B-B-B-Bangerz!!!<br />
Music3_0: my name is Plum!<br />
Benie: No!!<br />
Hawks: XD<br />
* im in a serious relationship with chief<br />
*(Said with mouth full) Cornbread, I love you!<br />
<br />
== {{u|HeavenAngel|_HeavenAngel_}} ==<br />
* "What rank is he?" "I think dark blue"<br />
* oppps caps<br />
<br />
Lolmanmanlol: My elevator broke again<br />
HeavenAngel: They have an expiry date shorter than a fish<br />
Ardy: Why are you offending Mfish125?<br />
<br />
*nktrain: now my cat is sitting at the edge of my bed purring<br />
*_HeavenAngel_: kitty is in your house nk?<br />
*nktrain: lol.<br />
<br />
camelfantasy: *has secret passage*<br />
camelfantasy: LOL i went right through the passage without narnia noticing<br />
_HeavenAngel_: camel went into narnia without narnia<br />
Narnia17: xD<br />
camelfantasy: xD<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_: So where are you from steppy?<br />
Seastep: Sorry, I may be afk sometimes<br />
Seastep: So nationality?<br />
*lengthy discussion about the definition of 'nationality'*<br />
Seastep: So my MRT home town is Aviation<br />
Seastep: It is on the NE16 station in the northeastern part of the map<br />
Seastep: It is two stops away from Titsensaki (NE18), the eastern terminus of the Northern Line.<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
Seastep: Do I get a cookie for that?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: only crumbs<br />
_HeavenAngel_: 1/10<br />
Seastep: xD<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_: Anyone can help me with me canal?<br />
godzilltrain volunteers Narnia<br />
Narnia17 volunteers godz<br />
_HeavenAngel_: I accept both your sacrifices<br />
Narnia17 left the game<br />
godzilltrain left the game<br />
AP_Red died<br />
<br />
Nainzboy: how do i take a screenshot<br />
_HeavenAngel_: altf4<br />
tomtomy8: f2<br />
*Nainzboy left the game*<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
<br />
Hightech_TR: what should i call my spleef arena i might build<br />
_HeavenAngel: call it deport soso<br />
Hightech_TR: erm<br />
Hightech_TR: no<br />
SoaPuffball: [Member]: ... ; _HeavenAngel_: pls stop with deport soso<br />
_HeavenAngel_: nao soso must be deported<br />
SoSo123 joined the game.<br />
_HeavenAngel_: speak of the soso<br />
SoaPuffball: #DontDeportSoso<br />
_HeavenAngel_: depooooooooort<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: is anyone here using mods?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ye im using narnia<br />
Narnia17: ?<br />
Narnia17: wat<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: *tpa's back to quiris<br />
_HeavenAngel_: welcome to china<br />
<br />
omg<br />
the srver restarted as i cut my selection<br />
rip selection<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: heav: i already asked castle about this but may i build a gliderport in cc or does it require gsm approval?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ummm<br />
_HeavenAngel_: im not sure about the cc part<br />
_HeavenAngel_: and im not sure about the lgiderport part<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
_HeavenAngel_: best mod 2k18<br />
<br />
Tymek_T: _HeavanAngel_<br />
Tymek_T: can I get a w/e<br />
_HeavenAngel_: I will do one for you if you can quantify your w/e selection using only numbers and food.<br />
Tymek_T: ...<br />
Tymek_T: please<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: i move to pipie it up in the UC<br />
SilverBubble: and do lit kick dancing<br />
_HeavenAngel_: does kick dancing involve a lot of /kicks<br />
Ardlyn: ye<br />
SoaPuffball: yes<br />
SilverBubble: no<br />
<br />
Ardlyn: i wish i could just restart armada<br />
Ardlyn: how does that work<br />
_HeavenAngel_: have you tried restarting your computer?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: i hear it helps<br />
Ardlyn left the game<br />
_HeavenAngel: rip<br />
...<br />
Ardlyn joined the game<br />
Ardlyn: nope<br />
Ardlyn: still there<br />
_HeavenAngel_: is armada restarted?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: rip<br />
Kel5: t_t<br />
SoaPuffball: did you actually restart your computer<br />
Ardlyn: what do you think<br />
SoaPuffball: yes<br />
Ardlyn: welp<br />
SoaPuffball: if so then u nub<br />
_HeavenAngel_: xD<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: godz can you pls taxi me to spawn<br />
SoaPuffball: or heaven<br />
_HeavenAngel_: nani<br />
_HeavenAngel_: don't you have /spawn<br />
Ardlyn: but he's a snowflake<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ah<br />
*Soa is warped to spawn*<br />
SoaPuffball: thanks<br />
_HeavenAngel_: soapflake<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: how do i deport soso<br />
_HeavenAngel_: good qn<br />
_HeavenAngel_: first you take the soso and bring it to the deportation center<br />
_HeavenAngel_: then you give the soso a big kick<br />
_HeavenAngel_: and voila<br />
SoaPuffball: nice<br />
<br />
(MojangChan is randomly flipping a door on top of a monorail track)<br />
_HeavenAngel_: moj.exe has stopped working<br />
_HeavenAngel_: this derpy moj is trying to depreciate a door in 1 day<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_ joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi heav<br />
_HeavenAngel_: hi<br />
sesese9 joined the game.<br />
sesese9: ohai all<br />
SoaPuffball: hi see<br />
_HeavenAngel_: mod train~ choo choo<br />
sesese9: whoot woo<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_: this is called the taco lottery<br />
_HeavenAngel_: to fund frumples tacos<br />
<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: the expressway entrance is still 2.6km away<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: f***<br />
SoaPuffball: are you in a car<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: yeah<br />
SoaPuffball: please don't tell me you're driving<br />
_HeavenAngel_: frosty is the car<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: thank god i'm not<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: yesyes<br />
<br />
== {{u|Hightech_TR}} ==<br />
*Hightech_TR is no longer AFK.<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: guys dont afk box me<br />
*Hightech_TR is now AFK.<br />
*1800-Cort-esi<br />
*thx for crashing my game with your un-knowledge<br />
*Wheres backup when you need it?!?<br />
*Is this some kind of sorcery?<br />
*i think darmok is the secret robotic second owner of the server<br />
*i cant drive a boat in the lagpocalypse<br />
*chief, if youre there, please say 123<br />
*Theres raw meat on the ground!<br />
*I'm sorry, MRT logo, I had to<br />
*Getting knocked in the head by an acacia tree<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} KittyCat11231: Anyone want a hug for $5000?<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: um<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: not enough money, sorry<br />
*KittyCat11231 runs '''/balance Hightech_TR'''*<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} KittyCat11231: Anyone want a hug for $229.30?<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: you sneaky little thing<br />
<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: i heard a joke on the radio<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: what do you say when a man falls overboard?<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} Aliksong: no idea<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: 'Man overboard!'<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: what do you say when a woman falls overboard?<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: 'Full speed ahead!'<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} Aliksong: lol<br />
<br />
((when Hightech_TR got promoted to {{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} and didn't notice))<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: I don't know when my Trustee endorsements are valid yet, nor do i want to ask<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} CaptainChimpy: Hightech_TR loool!<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: wuuuuuut?<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} CaptainChimpy: a little hightech told me his tag just got bluer<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: oh<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: wow<br />
<br />
{{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} _SkyBlaze: F3+A is failing ;-;<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} KittyCat11231: youre supposed to do alt+f4<br />
*Hightech_TR tries it out and closes Minecraft*<br />
{{color|yellow|'''Hightech_TR joined the game'''}}<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: kitty you devil...<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: wwwwhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeee!!1<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR fell from a high place<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} TonyTajiri: derp<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: ooww..that hurt<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Ardyan: derpy derpy derp<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} TonyTajiri: rip in small<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Ardyan: xD<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: where teh derps<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: i dont underst...OH GOD THE DERPS<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} TonyTajiri: lol<br />
<br />
{{color|yellow|Supykun joined the game}}<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: hey<br />
{{color|yellow|Supykun left the game.}}<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: bye<br />
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{{color|yellow|CaNJaK_TR joined the game}}<br />
* Hightech_TR is no longer AFK.<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: er<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} allifarki: wb<br />
{{color|darkcyan|'''[Trustee]'''}} Hightech_TR: who just named a TR after his name<br />
(In Turkish)<br />
'''[Guest]''' CaNJaK_TR: sa (Hey)<br />
'''[Guest]''' CaNJaK_TR: ben (I did)<br />
'''[Guest]''' CaNJaK_TR: :D (:D)<br />
<br />
*SoaPuffball renames a cow under the Freddy's Pizzeria of Eastwood "Don't help me! I'm stuck.". Weeks later, Hightech_TR and ModernArt, also with SoaPuffball find that cow.<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} Hightech_TR: oh god not again<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} Hightech_TR: mr cow youve been everythere<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} Hightech_TR: now youre stuck under the floor of the fnaf building<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} ModernArt: lol<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} Hightech_TR: err<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor+]'''}} ModernArt: soso renamed him<br />
<br />
*I hate it when /ark doesn't work...*/afk<br />
<br />
*hand on, let me sue the restroom first...use*<br />
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{{color|yellow|'''VerificationCode joined the game'''}}<br />
*a while later*<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: is that my verification code to the secret service<br />
{{color|royalblue|'''[Councillor]'''}} London150: lol<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Frosty_Creeper10: xD<br />
{{color|gray|'''[Guest]'''}} VerificationCode: yes it is<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Frosty_Creeper10: oh my<br />
{{color|gray|'''[Guest]'''}} VerificationCode: access granted<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: hooray<br />
<br />
*{{color|red|'''the dreaded water maze'''}} (not a quote in itself but it is a phrase he uses to refer to the Water Ways in the Halua Island 2017 Adventure Map)<br />
<br />
== {{u|Hntredtie|_hnt}} ==<br />
*One sec, like literally 20 secs<br />
<br />
*Joking About a Rebellion*<br />
hnt: I nominate Frumple to be banned!<br />
*hntredtie Hast Been Smitten!*<br />
*Frumple Joined the Game*<br />
hnt: ohai Frumple...<br />
Frumple: Hey...<br />
*Pardon my language, but this is...<br />
<br />
*server lagging*<br />
hnt: Probably because of my lag machine.<br />
hnt (later): jk jk jk :P<br />
<br />
*camelfantasy has joined the game*<br />
hnt: Hell<br />
hnt: *hello<br />
kiwirainbow: Wow hnt xd<br />
hnt: Hell(o)<br />
<br />
hnt: So many Senators online... :P<br />
hnt: Who to kick first >:D<br />
hnt: jk jk jk<br />
<br />
hnt: is that god, Chief? (meant good)<br />
godzilltrain joined the game<br />
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*{{color|orange|[{{color|red|_hnt}} -> {{color|red|me}}]}} SLURP SLURP SLURP MUST HAVE AIRPORT SLURP<br />
<br />
== hvt2011 ==<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
* hvt2011 connected using a mobile device using minechat.<br />
SoaPuffball: "connected using a mobile device..."<br />
SoaPuffball: nuuuu<br />
hvt2011: please hold<br />
hvt2011 left the game.<br />
later...<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
*hvt2011 should be sleeping right now but isn`t and has connected using an Apple TV using minechat.<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: what is this "thunder" you speak of?<br />
hvt2011: a loud rumbling or crashing noise heard after a lightning flash due to the expansion of rapidly heating air.<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
hvt2011: :P<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: may i see all of your warps?<br />
SoaPuffball: homes*<br />
hvt2011: check discord<br />
hvt2011: i sent a screw<br />
hvt2011: dm*<br />
<br />
(randomly, HVT is /v'd)<br />
hvt2011: BOB THE BUILDER<br />
hvt2011: oops<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
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SoaPuffball: lemme try again<br />
SoaPuffball: is paixton terrible?<br />
SoaPuffball: a) no c) not<br />
hvt2011: denided<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
<br />
~Vulpicula: Fox Inbound<br />
SoaPuffball: hi<br />
~hvt2011: hvt2011 train now arriving, platform 2<br />
<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
time2makemymove: hvt?<br />
hvt2011: wat<br />
time2makemymove: v e n c e s l o B l u R a i l ?<br />
hvt2011 left the game.<br />
<br />
*tBlueBijke<br />
<br />
hvt2011: t//replace !169 86%155,1%251:1,1%251:2,1%251:3,1%251:4,1%251:5,1%251:6,1%251:7,1%251:8,1%251:9,1%251:10,1%251:11,1%251:12,1%251:13,1%251:14<br />
hvt2011: t//replace !169 86%155,1%251:1,1%251:2,1%251:3,1%251:4,1%251:5,1%251:6,1%251:7,1%251:8,1%251:9,1%251:10,1%251:11,1%251:12,1%251:13,1%251:14<br />
MIKE24DUDE: ummm<br />
hvt2011L: omg<br />
willowars: aaaahhahaha gg<br />
nktrain: umm<br />
megascatterbomb: you idiot<br />
Conric005: spam<br />
<br />
(Conric is making the 79th [[AstroSlurp]])<br />
Conric005: who wants to help me for 5$<br />
hvt2011: who wants $5<br />
megascatterbomb: me<br />
KittyCat11231: me<br />
CodyHM: me<br />
hvt2011: ok<br />
hvt2011: over<br />
Conric005: -.-<br />
<br />
hvt2011 joined the game.<br />
hvt2011: hi<br />
hvt2011: only on for a moment<br />
woorich999 died<br />
hvt2011: ok bye<br />
hvt2011 left the game.<br />
<br />
*{{color|black|'''hi this is some hard to read text if you're in a dark place'''}}<br />
<br />
[Discord] hvt2011: DDR has arrived on american soil<br />
[Discord] hvt2011: >no premium play<br />
>most features locked<br />
>thanks konami f*** you too<br />
<br />
*i love fried kids from kfc<br />
=={{u|ICTman1076}}==<br />
* You offended my pet gravel :(<br />
<br />
== imperial_block ==<br />
<br />
imperial_block: who built this station?<br />
_XtremeCoder: not sure<br />
imperial_block: maybe Godz<br />
_XtremeCoder: I think Godz<br />
imperial_block: its god'z typical error, I think<br />
== italadz57 ==<br />
<br />
missitaladz57: mary had a little...<br />
italadz57 joined the game<br />
italadz57: lamb!!<br />
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== {{u|JamesGaming}} ==<br />
*Chiefbox<br />
<br />
Im going to get yoshi to make a maze<br />
OUT OF BARRIERS<br />
<br />
JamesGaming: Achsomething takahowdoyoupronounceit<br />
[Member]: lol when you don't know how to spell it<br />
<br />
==[[user:Johngi|Johngi]]==<br />
wtew left the game <br><br />
Johngi: I think he left<br />
<br />
I am trying to edit a wiki (Funny quotes) page, but I can't, because of the lag caused by grammarly checking the entire page for what is now 529 errors.<br />
<br />
If you were to attack america, you would have to do it at night, so they would have less the fence (defence)<br />
<br />
FooteChicken: bacc <br><br />
Johngi: welcome bacc <br><br />
Johngi: '''''AAAH! It's spreading! What do we do!'''<br />
<br />
(About kev's plane)<br><br />
[Eggnog]Johngi: other than the fact it will never fly, nice plane!<br />
<br />
Johngi: ooh a ravine<br />
Johngi: "speeeeed 1"<br />
<br />
== {{u|TechnologyPro|JohnNotTech}} ==<br />
<br />
Spencer407 (Soleurs): I'm going to make this horrible.<br />
TechnologyPro: That's the spirit! :D<br />
<br />
* I might be a little biased, but you should use ''[Insert Frontier Product Here]''.<br />
<br />
* HAWKSIE! I need to stop doing that.<br />
<br />
* TECHIE!<br />
<br />
* Chil-DREN!<br />
<br />
* Guys, guys, stop.<br />
<br />
* It twerks!<br />
<br />
* *ding* Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the shut up sign. For our sanity, please return to your seat, and fasten your seatbelt over your mouth.<br />
<br />
*I've been called a lot of things before. Melon Lord has not been one of them...<br />
<br />
* Hey, who wants $20? (has tedious work in mind)<br />
<br />
* *to Technological99* Hello, other Tech.<br />
<br />
* *in response to the mentioning of an airport* CAELUS!<br />
<br />
JohnNotTech is no longer afk<br />
JohnNotTech: If you say so.<br />
<br />
* Kitty, get out of my body.<br />
<br />
[lalaboy -> me] idk, get in mumble<br />
*joins Mumble*<br />
JohnNotTech: Did someone order an idiot with some fries?<br />
<br />
When a ) doesn't express your emotions strong enough, a bigger D will do<br />
Oh god, I just realized how wrong that sounds<br />
<br />
*when talking about resource packs*<br />
I use Faithful Vulpi<br />
<br />
=={{u|Jtf22}}==<br />
* ok...<br />
* :P<br />
* Hey Chief, do people do The FLOP when you shock them? | Chief: Lets find out! | *Chiefbozx shocked Jtf22 (and everyone else on the server [including himself])* | Jtf22: *flops | Chief: So yes!<br />
* Everybody do the FLOP!<br />
<br />
==Jtrain77==<br />
"The purpose of the MRT is to build realistic modern cities" *Rides a dragon to kessler*<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: tom?<br />
Tom_Pairs: ?<br />
SoaPuffball: can you shock me?<br />
Tom_Pairs: no<br />
Jtrain77: Thou aren't worthy of thy smittenitude<br />
<br />
Jtrain77: Welp, I gtg, cya later bai<br />
Itz_Lego: cya<br />
Itz_Lego: last words?<br />
Jtrain77: Last words: Wubba lubba dub dub<br />
Jtrain77 left the game.<br />
<br />
JTrain77: I'll take two #9's<br />
[LOTTERY] JTrain77 just bought 9 tickets!<br />
[LOTTERY] JTrain77 just bought 9 tickets!<br />
SoaPuffball: a #9 large<br />
[LOTTERY] Kel5 just bought 9 tickets!<br />
JTrain77: A #6 with extra pid<br />
JTrain77: *dip<br />
Vulpicula: PID<br />
Vulpicula: PIIIIID<br />
<br />
Cornus, The city of empty bus stops. (during TAR 9)<br />
<br />
== j_universe ==<br />
Supykun: Miniladies and Minigentlemen,<br />
j_universe0: come see the damage at the rowhouse fires<br />
(unintended)<br />
<br />
== {{u|allifarki|JustFarkie}} ==<br />
<br />
[Server] Starting save...<br />
<br />
[Mayor] allifarki : I didn't know there was a [Server] rank. :P<br />
<br />
[Member] TheMiner_ : XD<br />
<br />
[Mayor] allifarki: I didn't know there was a person called Starting Save... either.<br />
<br />
----<br />
<br />
''[Mayor] Ezzocraft, [Mayor] _alli and [Member] Ben6331 are talking about the Batch 7 Senator Promos''<br />
<br />
[Mayor] Ezzocraft: Benator<br />
<br />
[Member] Ben6331: LOL<br />
<br />
[Mayor] _alli: lol<br />
<br />
[Mayor] _alli: [Benator] Sen6331<br />
<br />
[Member] Ben6331: XD<br />
<br />
=={{u|Just_robinho}}==<br />
* To the *insert place here* !<br />
* I get to hurt people... yay! :D<br />
* I'm a lovable person<br />
* BENIE! <3<br />
* I'm Benie's number 1 fan!<br />
* BOOM! I Have landed. :D<br />
* [Chiefbozx: /shock Just_robinho] .......... MISSED!<br />
* Robin's Hill is the best town Eva!<br />
* Quick question for the mods/Admins<br />
* I have allllooooottttt of questions.<br />
* >:(<br />
* :D<br />
* *Insert confusing question*......... nevermind<br />
* TROLOLOLOLOL!<br />
* I'm always happy! :D<br />
* You miserable people<br />
* I've just lost my deputy mayor......... AGAIN! :'(<br />
* "Frumple has joined the game"........ *Stalks* >:)<br />
* I've got the passion :D<br />
* ...Creep Benie out *Check*<br />
* Benie... " [Benie] ? " ............. Hi! <3 :D<br />
* Me: yolo! Blue Team: SWAG!<br />
* Well thats a first, The server wanted to crash itself!<br />
* Meow<br />
* *mfish was breathing through his mic in mumble* <br/>Just_robinho: can you stop being Dark Vader for a second mfish?<br />
* '''To enjineer, in mumble:''' I will spank you.<br />
*was doing we's for autobus22<br />
*copied plane<br />
*Goes afk for 40 minutes<br />
(never pasted)<br />
* WOI should tecnically sink, it has no floaties D:<br />
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs<br />
[broadcast] <plugDJ link><br />
autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!<br />
[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo<br />
<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] JamesGaming: Arrive and Vanadium are giving huge competition to Cyan, what is Cyan doing about that<br />
[Mod] Just_robinho: F all.<br />
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: ^<br />
<br />
Camelfantasy: I should probably start studying for my essay test.<br />
x Just_Robinho has kicked camelfantasy for Go study boi!<br />
<br />
[Broadcast]: JR is going to make it night so please dont scream and pee your pants<br />
*server is set to night*<br />
(general chaos)<br />
<br />
*camelfantasy boxes Just_robinho<br />
x Just_robinho is no longer AFK.<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|Just_robinho}} {{color|orange|kicked camelfantasy for bad camel.}}<br />
<br />
SnowPuffball_: /unafk ModernArt<br />
* ModernArt is no longer AFK. (Robun run said command)<br />
ByteMega: OMG<br />
ByteMega: xD<br />
SnowPuffball: gg<br />
Just_robinho: its a legit command ByteMega<br />
* ModernArt is now AFK.<br />
<br />
*Im stuck<br />
<br />
*since Tom_Pairs is threatening me with demotion I will ask his question next<br />
<br />
talon no longer plays<br />
but jumps in the sky<br />
<br />
== {{u|Kangaroo567}} ==<br />
FiorkG: You are saying i am a joke?<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: yes<br />
<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: [Discord] Cact0: :new_moon_with_face:<br />
[Discord] Cact0: :new_moon_with_face:<br />
<br />
TheGreenKangaroo joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: wbwb<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: hi<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: k bye<br />
TheGreenKangaroo left the game.<br />
<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: next player that joins will not be staff<br />
Cynra_ joined the game.<br />
<br />
*''Please realize that this software cannot use British English. Using British English may result in a Montego veto.''<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: And there's no limit on decorative helicopters.<br />
Kangaroo567: no rank limit? that means guests can paste helicopters over Central City as well<br />
<br />
=={{u|_Kastle}} ==<br />
*Sorry Common Sense wasn't in the budget..<br />
*'''{{color|darkred|ATTENTION: APPLETON HAS BEEN RENAMED TO PINEAPPLETON}}'''<br />
<br />
JTrain77: kastle what's this place called<br />
SoaPuffball: JTrain77: Aeolia<br />
_Kastle: Gray Cloud<br />
<br />
SoSo123: Kastle what is your view for my Chinese History paper :P<br />
_Kastle: yes<br />
SoSo123: ?<br />
SoSo123: what yes<br />
_Kastle: no<br />
SoSo123: wot<br />
SoaPuffball: maybee<br />
_Kastle: so<br />
SoSo123: nao<br />
<br />
pyth0n: how much $ do you get for being online<br />
_Kastle: lol they dont pay me a red cent<br />
_Kastle: but you get 5 fake cents per minute<br />
<br />
*i always like to keep a stack of airports lying around<br />
<br />
==Kekkomatic==<br />
<br />
*Gets shown ace pride flag*<br />
Is that the flag of horrible polo from the 80s?<br />
<br />
*"2d/11 - proposal to change official serrver mascot from taco to bagel" "all no? ok"<br />
<br />
[Citizen] Supykun: LDS, I am high up there<br />
[Citizen] Supykun: Baltop 3.<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: LSD, I am high.<br />
<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: i'm confused, did you meet tomp or not?<br />
[Mayor] sesese9: i did<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: cool<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: did you ask him for a worldedit?<br />
<br />
If Nicki Minaj walks on a beach, is it considered plastic pollution?<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] Ardyan: i realize C923 becomes a normal street after passing armada central<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: omg, can you imagine *station* C923?<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: "day 3276, i'm starting to wonder if frumple is a madman or a total genius"<br />
<br />
*ezzo you can't tkae XW3.14159...thats irrational<br />
<br />
*did you guys have to invent letters just to make all of section 1 stay i one place?<br />
<br />
[Citizen] EliteNeon: Welcome to [insert female genital here] land<br />
[Premier+] kekkomatic: hi<br />
[Councillor] MegaMC: elite<br />
[Councillor] MegaMC: thats worse<br />
(notice how kekko replied in such an innocent manner)<br />
<br />
Most of the time buildings are just empty. Come on guys we're not in North Korea<br />
<br />
== {{u|Kel5}} ==<br />
<br />
Who wants 5 dollars?<br />
Highest bidder wins<br />
<br />
*seems pine enough (in Amber_Pine's room in an apartment which is known by some due to the Frumpine shipping/meme by megascatterbomb)<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza<br />
SoaPuffball: HONK<br />
chiefbozx: no<br />
(soa gets smitten)<br />
VAReaper: HONK<br />
SoaPuffball: y<br />
chiefbozx: pineapples have better things to do than be on pizza<br />
* Kel5 is no longer AFK.<br />
Kel5: WRONG<br />
* Kel5 is now AFK.<br />
chiefbozx: ''Kel5 comes back from afk just to yell "WRONG"''<br />
<br />
=={{u|KingFox}}==<br />
Foxwolf11: is it 0k if the lamp dies<br />
DaEdwards: yes<br />
mi_aquamarine: rest in peace lamp<br />
DaEdwards: rip lamp 2019-2019<br />
Foxwolf11: RIP lamp<br />
DaEdwards: i actually placed it this morning<br />
mi_aquamarine: oof<br />
DaEdwards: so it didnt last a day<br />
DaEdwards: rip<br />
Foxwolf11: haha<br />
<br />
=={{u|King_Patty}}==<br />
* Whomp<br />
<br />
== {{u|KittyCat11231}} ==<br />
all the ads in the article i want to print out for school are porn ads<br />
afk again<br />
<br />
* Mega: don't say it... | Kitty: it...<br />
<br />
* Kitty: anyone else notice yoshis survey asks ur height, age, and relationship status... | chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26.<br />
<br />
* Kitty: I like white horses | bspells: RACIST!!!<br />
<br />
* KittyCat11231 joined the server | Kitty: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING CUBE!! | KittyCat11231 left the server.<br />
<br />
* my nanna has a shit zu (that's not how its spelled idk how) and its so cute<br />
<br />
* gogojakeo has joined the game | Kitty: hi gogo what strange bizzare time zone do u live in (during 3:30 AM Kitty's time)<br />
<br />
* I AM TITAAAAANIIIIIUUUUUUUUUM!<br />
<br />
* every time I say that it warns me I could be kicked for spam<br />
<br />
* [Insert Name Here] has joined the game | hi [Insert Name Here] we totally aren't talking about [Random Thing]<br />
<br />
* top username of 2013: xXxYOLO_SWAGGER_39xXx<br />
<br />
* word I cant spell! you take your aim! fire away! fire away! you shoot me down! but I get up! IM KICKED BY NOOOOOOOOOOCHEEEEEEEEEEAAATPLUUUUUUUUS! (parodying Titanium)<br />
<br />
* Echo: i play play station 4 | Kitty: you like to *play play*<br />
<br />
* godz: Kitty! :P | Kitty: what afk box?<br />
<br />
* IM NAKED ON A WREEEEEEEEEECKING BALL<br />
<br />
* btw frozen why is there a street in ravenswood called cockbyrne ave<br />
<br />
* bspells go find the wild one while flying on a titanium wrecking ball and roaring (referencing 4 songs)<br />
<br />
* Just_fruyeamajkeklajafyfeghostminerofgames26_Pairs = genetically combined FREAK!!!<br />
<br />
* DISCLAIMER: spamming/advertising/being a guest causes an immediate ban.<br />
<br />
* hola cola (when cola logs on)<br />
<br />
* #Gramerz4daWinz<br />
<br />
Kitty: congrats lil<br />
lil: I was always a trusted<br />
chiefbozx shocked KittyCat11231<br />
<br />
* {{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}} in mumble: "here kitty kitty kitty...."<br />
<br />
* any mods wanna be "lucky" enough to do the "honor" of setting up my bus route? :P<br />
<br />
Kitty: theres a kid at school whos obsessed with the number 69...<br />
mega: -_-<br />
kiwi: do you know WHY?...<br />
Kitty: yes...<br />
kiwi: Good...<br />
A few minutes later<br />
kittyghost has joined the game<br />
mega: kitty what have you been doing with cg?!<br />
Kitty: i was 69ing with him<br />
<br />
Nicco: <----- needs to be mayor ADMINS COME!!<br />
Kitty: patience is a virtue<br />
Kitty: is what my nanna says every time shes stuck in traffic<br />
<br />
Tony: I said Tar, I'm on Hyperchat, and it gives me a notification when it's my name surrounded by spaces.<br />
JohnNotTech: So disable that?<br />
Kitty: TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri<br />
Soleurs: TonyTajiri<br />
kekkomatic joined the game<br />
JohnNotTech: TonyTajiri<br />
Soleurs: TonyTajiri<br />
Halstom: TonyTajiri<br />
Kitty: kekkomatic quick say TonyTajiri<br />
<br />
* every page in the category OMAH GAWD DAT RANDOMNESS is a [[Panqueque|food item]]..<br />
<br />
Kitty: (skele came in like a wrecking ball)<br />
frozen: :D<br />
Kitty: (skele came into frozen like a wrecking ball)<br />
frozen: :C<br />
<br />
Kitty: ooh cody is afk >:)<br />
cody: back<br />
Kitty: dammit<br />
cody: '''<span style="color:#FF0000"> DAMNIT YOU KITTY </span>'''<br />
Kitty: its just an afk box :P<br />
Kitty: #AngerIssues<br />
cody: ''"It's just an afk box."'' (Said IN Sassy Tone)<br />
<br />
* There better be a snow day bill de blasio '''DONT FAIL ME NOW'''<br />
<br />
* bill de blasio failed us all (after not getting a snow day in NYC)<br />
<br />
DCampite joined the game<br />
DCamp: whos a girl?<br />
Kitty: anyone who has.. you know<br />
<br />
Kitty: will the ZBT warps ever be set :P<br />
Music: idk when Yoshi is ready :P tomorrow<br />
Kitty: OMG I MADE A REFERENCE<br />
Kitty: will the ZBT warps ever be SET :P<br />
Music: lol<br />
<br />
back<br />
the llamas are coming...<br />
KittyCat11231 left the game<br />
<br />
DCampite was killed trying to hurt suppoe<br />
Kitty: wow 1.5 really got detailed with the death messages<br />
<br />
* You should put ziggy85s condom back up for sale (meant to say condo)<br />
<br />
tarheelscouse: It's the hot dog song!<br />
Kitty: He likes singing about his "hot dog" in his "clubhouse"<br />
bestmate66: SUGGESTIVITIES<br />
Kitty: "We had a fun day bringing color back to the clubhouse!"<br />
bestmate66: Jeez. Kitty.<br />
tarheelscouse: lol :D<br />
<br />
<br />
colaja953 joined the game<br />
Kitty: Hola Cola<br />
<br />
Kitty: that awkward moment when you wonder what google chromes "incognito mode" is used for<br />
Kitty: that awkward moment when you wonder what google chromes "incognito mode" is used for<br />
Kitty: fail<br />
Kitty: afk<br />
Kitty: DOUBLE FAIL<br />
Kitty: ._.<br />
Kitty: ._.<br />
Kitty: triple fail...<br />
<br />
Kitty: but first, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE<br />
Yoshi: NO KITTY<br />
Yoshi: NO,.<br />
Yoshi: DEAR GOD NO<br />
Kitty: YES YOSHI<br />
<br />
* apple would love me, i sent an email asking for an iphone, i sent it from my ipod touch<br />
<br />
(On June 8th in Mumble)<br />
Kitty: Siri is so perfect, listen to this<br />
Kitty: What day is my birthday?<br />
Siri: Your birthday is June 15th<br />
Kitty: How many days until my birthday?<br />
Siri: Your birthday is in three months and eight days<br />
Kitty: How many days until my birthday!?<br />
Siri: Your birthday is in three months and eight days<br />
Hawks: It's so perfect.<br />
<br />
Skele: Kitty used a flashlight in my office<br />
Kitty: thats an untrue accusation<br />
Kitty: i used a fleshlight<br />
*Console* shocked KittyCat11231<br />
<br />
(While speculating if lalaboy67 was the last mod promoted at the June GSM)<br />
_frozen: the point is he is not the mod<br />
Kitty: are you suuuure youre suuuuure?<br />
_frozen: let it go<br />
Hawks: let it go<br />
Kitty: i am one with the wind and snow<br />
Hawks: ... can't hold it back any more ...<br />
<br />
Bensi: I better not to butt into the game<br />
{{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}: Butt<br />
Kitty: Anus<br />
<br />
Hi Washington (Talking to DCampite in mumble)<br />
<br />
*That awkward moment when you wake up from a 12-hour flight and you're still on the tarmac.<br />
<br />
IM WONDERING WHY MY SHIFT KEY ISNT WORKING AND IM REALIZING IM JUST USING MY CAPS LOCK<br />
<br />
godzilltrain blows into mic on mumble<br />
Kittycat11231: WE DON'T BREATH INTO YOU!<br />
<br />
ArdyArd: what if they replaced member applications to a full circle line ride?<br />
KittyCat11231: then we would have a lot of desperate 9 year olds crowding the circle line<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: this automatic minechat message is sponsored by the committee to reelect sadam hussein<br />
mine_man_: i think you may have gone too far with those minechat messages XD<br />
KittyCat11231: this automatic minechat message is sponsored by the committee to reelect the taliban regim<br />
mine_man_: DAMNIT! XD<br />
<br />
[Broadcast]: It's Coming it's coming!!!<br />
Kitty: hi lala<br />
Tom_Pairs joined the game<br />
Tom: ello<br />
Kitty: aw<br />
<br />
mine_man_: Raise your hand if godz is dull<br />
Kitty: /me raises both arms and legs<br />
Kitty: /me is an upside down table<br />
<br />
*I LOVE YOU FROZEN WRITE YOUR SIGNIATURE ON MY FACE<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: cyan is died<br />
[Senator] KittysEvilTwin: cyan isnt dead, they're in a persistent vegitative state<br />
<br />
In Mumble...<br />
[Kitty]: Siri, what is 0 divided by 0<br />
[Siri] Imagine you have 0 cookies and share them between 0 friends. <br />
How many cookies does each person get. See. It doesnt make sense does it.<br />
Now cookie monster is sad because there are no cookies, and you are sad because you have no friends.<br />
[Insert Loud Laughing here]<br />
<br />
*Godz: What's Sour Kids? Kitty: Imagine if you have a fetish for eating small children.<br />
<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: Drop Dead GSMs wooooo<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 5<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 4<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 3<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 2<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 1<br />
TonyTajiri died<br />
Player TonyTajiri took their own life.<br />
KittyCat11231 died<br />
Player KittyCat11231 took their own life.<br />
Technological99 died<br />
Player Technological99 took their own life.<br />
helkama died<br />
Player helkama took their own life.<br />
sesese9 died<br />
Player sesese9 took their own life.<br />
Seshpenguin died<br />
Player Seshpenguin took their own life.<br />
KuchenKenta died<br />
Player KuchenKenta took their own life.<br />
frankbros429 died<br />
Player frankbros429 took their own life. ArdyDuck died<br />
Player ArdyDuck took their own life.<br />
<br />
nktrain died<br />
Player nktrain took their own life.<br />
callumjk died<br />
Player callumjk took their own life.<br />
Formal_Globe died<br />
Player Formal_Globe took their own life.<br />
Seshpenguin died<br />
Player Seshpenguin took their own life.<br />
helkama died<br />
Player helkama took their own life.<br />
Awesome3491 died<br />
Player Awesome3491 took their own life.<br />
[Senator] KittyCat11231: someone just left one direction it seems<br />
<br />
Camelfantasy: how do you name a road?<br />
ImNotKitty: with a birth certificate<br />
<br />
chiefbozx has joined the game<br />
KittyCat111231: was about to ask for a w/e then realized<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: lala you should tempban me for three seconds<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|lalaboy}} {{color|orange|temporarily banned}} {{color|red|KittyCat11231}} {{color|orange|for}} {{color|red|2 seconds}}{{color|orange|:}} {{color|red|you asked for it}}{{color|orange|.}}<br />
<br />
snowdude01: narnia mumble?<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|Narnia17 joined the game}}<br />
<br />
<br />
[nktrain -> KittyCat11231] your army was chasing me yesterday<br />
<br />
[KittyCat11231 -> nktrain] the KIA Armed Forces declines all involvement<br />
<br />
[nktrain -> KittyCat11231] xD<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231 left the game.<br />
<br />
[Media] Kittycat11231: Vote to re-elect _Kastle as president of the United Cities<br />
SoaPuffball: you cant<br />
CyAmethyst: Kastle isn't running<br />
[Media] Kittycat11231: Vote to re-elect _Kastle as president of the United Cities anyway<br />
_Kastle: no... Kastle can't run<br />
CyAmethyst: .-.<br />
CyAmethyst: Kitty pls<br />
<br />
Kittycat11231: note:mineman is still afk<br />
*mine_man_ is no longer afk.<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|KittyCat11231 joined the game}}<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor]}} Talonplays: wb<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} Mercury203: wb<br />
{{color|orange|[Trial Mod+]}} Hvt2011: hi kitty<br />
{{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} Mercury203: Trojan Valley?<br />
<br />
Guest: what is the color of the eastern line?<br />
SnowPuffball_: lime<br />
_Kastle: lime<br />
KittyCat11231: brown<br />
SnowPuffball: xD<br />
_Kastle: &a<br />
<br />
* (After being asked to be a judge in a made up court case by MaxStewartS) MaxStewartS is sentenced to death for indirectly interrupting my schoolwork<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: hey mojang<br />
MojangChan: yes<br />
SoaPuffball: can you please give me mojangitis<br />
MojangChan: sure<br />
[Discord] TheGreenKangaroo: same<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: hey mojang<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: can you please give me hepatitis<br />
MojangChan: by the power of Jesus Christ, Muhammad, and every other religeous power in the universe, I hereby strike the godly power of Mojangitis upon thee, mey god's grace be with you<br />
SoaPuffball: thank you<br />
SoaPuffball: frosty also requested hepatitis btw<br />
MojangChan: i don't contract hepatitis<br />
KittyCat11231: jesus christ is under arrest for biological warfare<br />
MojangChan: only mojangitis<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: :frowning:<br />
EspiDev: lol<br />
<br />
[Bunker] Starcubed: what's PRM?<br />
[Bunker] KittyCat11231: pam cooking spray but misspelled<br />
[Bunker] Starcubed: ah<br />
<br />
*You should plug your laptop into a wind turbine<br />
*I gave you the inside scoop (after confirming he said the above in Mumble)<br />
<br />
Kitty: Conric, pick up this fish!<br />
Conric: ok<br />
Kitty: This fish committed suicide.<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: jphgolf4321 is a psycho murderer terrorist!<br />
KittyCat11231 left the game.<br />
Player jphgolf4321 kicked KittyCat11231 for no u.<br />
<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: Which of my franchises do you want to see return in the Creeperville Expo?<br />
KittyCat11231: soa's chippy choppy head fall-offy capital punishment contracting service<br />
SoaPuffball: sorry, but i don't own that franchise<br />
SoaPuffball: KittyCat11231 owns that<br />
<br />
*the national weather service has issued a severe Tom_Pairs warning, effective for the duration Tom_Pairs is in the vicinity. take shelter now. move to the lowest floor of a sturdy building away from any windows.<br />
*The National Weather Service has issued a severe spotaneous terrain generation warning.<br />
*'''BNN! Breaking News >>''' Wisdom teeth release psychedelic drugs, new study reports.<br />
== {{u|kiwirainbow}} ==<br />
<br />
[Trusted] Kiwirainbow: Remember when I had that dream that Music3_0 was promoted to [Admin] a few months back? That was weird...<br />
[Trusted] Music3_0: I know kiwi, weird :P<br />
[Member] Kittycat11231: Kiwi, you dream about minecraft? XD<br />
[Admin] Music3_0: Heyyyy<br />
<br />
kiwi: I just find {{u|bestmate66|Atlanta}} so... attractive :p<br />
Kitty: kiwi and bestmate #LegendaryLovers<br />
kiwi: ???<br />
Kitty: think about what you just said<br />
sam: LOL<br />
kiwi: I was talking about my town!<br />
kiwi: *slaps Kitty<br />
<br />
kiwi: ATTENTION: I am leaving the server.<br />
bspells: WHAT<br />
kiwi: for a one minute break to go get water :p<br />
kiwi: brb :p<br />
sam: ???<br />
kiwirainbow left the game<br />
<br />
kiwirainbow left the game.<br />
kiwirainbow joined the game<br />
kiwirainbow: forget to say g2g<br />
kiwirainbow: baiiiii<br />
kiwirainbow left the game.<br />
<br />
== knowmads7 ==<br />
*I dont think Notch envisioned kids making entire militarys on MC :P<br />
<br />
thomasfyfe: A little busy, I'll be good in 10 minutes or so<br />
knowmads7: for now, you must sit in the bad boy chair tomas<br />
knowmads7: cause you said youll be good in 10 mins lol<br />
<br />
(talking about the rename of Sprucemount to Frosty Rivers<br />
SoaPuffball: cos spruce- prefix is overrated<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: i'm gonna change my town's name to spruceville<br />
JustFarkie: spruce bay<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: spruce swamps xD<br />
SoaPuffball: pls dont<br />
JustFarkie: spruce sea<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: lol :P<br />
JustFarkie: spruce mooshruum lands<br />
JustFarkie: mooshroom*<br />
<br />
knowmads7: oh congratz camel :D<br />
camelfantasy: eh?<br />
knowmads7: I could have sworn you were senator?<br />
time2makemymove: LOL<br />
camelfantasy: 2 years ago yes<br />
knowmads7: WAIT NVM IM DUMB<br />
time2makemymove: lmaoooooooo<br />
knowmads7: SHUT UP :P<br />
camelfantasy: technically i still am, for kanto :P<br />
knowmads7: lol<br />
<br />
==Krokipollo==<br />
Man<br />
I can't believe<br />
The first I did<br />
After returning to this server<br />
was to instinctively build a wall<br />
It ain't much yet<br />
But this is going bigger<br />
Getting taller<br />
it's going to make my city great again :*)<br />
(even though it was never great)<br />
<br />
*Some guy named Donald wanted to build a steel wall on the southern border. The wall cost $5000 to build. How many mexicans crossed it?<br />
<br />
=={{u|lalaboy}}==<br />
''lalaboy67 is waiting the 10 mins after cola joined to get a w/e, 6 mins have passed''<br />
lalaboy67: cola?<br />
''autobus22 reminds lala, that only 6 out of ten minutes have passed''<br />
colaja953: yes?<br />
lalaboy67: I guess I'll take that as a no then.<br />
<br />
Duechayapol: cats<br />
lalaboy67: Meow<br />
Duechayapol: lol<br />
<br />
* lalalalala<br />
<br />
lalaboy left the games<br />
JamesGaming: Love is an open...<br />
lalaboy: DOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!<br />
<br />
* ajaja<br />
<br />
*autobus asks lalaboy if he wants a burgerqueen in kessler*<br />
lalaboy: naooo<br />
autobus22: yeaaaoooo<br />
lalaboy: naooo<br />
lalaboy: nothing can make me say yes<br />
autobus22: "nothing"<br />
lalaboy: oh<br />
lalaboy: wait what?<br />
lalaboy: i'm confuse<br />
lalaboy: oh wait<br />
lalaboy: ohh<br />
lalaboy: ohhhhhh...<br />
lalaboy: you sneaking little devil<br />
autobus22: :3<br />
<br />
lalaboy added Casey_Jones3 to member<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: ops<br />
<br />
*Lala - The lick song Ft. lalagirl69<br />
<br />
(In radio chat when people asked for w/e while he was vanished)<br />
why <br />
tell me why<br />
please?<br />
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY<br />
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<br />
WHY YOU MAKE ME SUFFER<br />
YOU ECIL DEMON!<br />
EXPEL<br />
DIE<br />
DIE<br />
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY<br />
<br />
*I wonder if Viagra flavored ice-cream exists?<br />
<br />
(Lala is vanished, and dropping random potions on people)<br />
Member: Who's dropping potions on us?<br />
(Later)<br />
Lala: home kessler<br />
Lala: hmmm<br />
TonyTajiri: derp<br />
Lala: IGNORE<br />
creeperface_: HI LALA<br />
<br />
*ahh puSSY CANNON!\<br />
*I wan!!! T_T<br />
<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: let's play a game<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: Which town am I in right now? Clue, one of you guy's town.<br />
[Mayor+] unjinz: Cornus<br />
[Senator] mine_man_: elecna bay<br />
[Mayor+] ArdyDuck: armada<br />
<br />
* godzilltrain was slain by lalaboy using {{color|lightblue|[''My Sharp Dildo'']}}<br />
<br />
_redneck_jesus_: How many admods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<br />
lalaboy67: remove the word IN and read it again<br />
_redneck_jesus_: lala no one is going to screw a lightbulb<br />
lalaboy67: Well...<br />
lalaboy67: It'll break before even entering<br />
_Kastle: that would be painful lala<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: ./summon sheimoria<br />
lalaboy: ./kill Sheimoria<br />
<br />
one second<br />
i eating banana<br />
* lalaboy is now AFK.<br />
...<br />
* lalaboy is no longer AFK.<br />
thankss<br />
it was a long banana<br />
Nah, i went to shower<br />
<br />
lalaboy: So.. there is not time between the sanator, gov and premeir ranks<br />
lalaboy: technically<br />
camelfantasy: sanator<br />
camelfantasy: premeir<br />
SoaPuffball: s a n i c t o r<br />
mjpwwf: Sanator, the sanest rank(R)<br />
camelfantasy: i guess lala has enrolled in tom's school of speeling and gramer<br />
<br />
=={{u|LDShadowLord}}==<br />
<br />
(in mumble)<br />
LDShadowLord: We're gonna be all Big Brother on them<br />
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!<br />
LDShadowLord: gogo, leave poor George Orwell alone<br />
<br />
(in mumble)<br />
LDShadowLord: And if I don't like anything i'm going to smash my hand through it<br />
gogojakeo: Can I get another 1984!<br />
LDShadowLord: gogo! I have already told you. Leave poor George Orwell alone!<br />
<br />
LD: I'm so British I piss tea.<br />
<br />
LD: Any Mods online?<br />
Yoshi: No<br />
Robin: nope<br />
<br />
LD: I have questionable morals, but even ''I'' think that's ''wrong''!<br />
<br />
Who Would make a steak medium rare? Monsters, that's who.<br />
TechnologyPro: Me Ld.<br />
LD: I stand by my point.<br />
<br />
LD: I'm suing myself for sexual harassment<br />
<br />
If a bad vet couldn't save my steak then it is overdone.<br />
<br />
Rednax: Will this Exchange be carbon-neutral?<br />
LD: Hell no, we dug up half the MRT for these bricks<br />
Frozen: wrong answers. we WILL be carbon neutral<br />
LD In 2094<br />
Frozen: In 2184<br />
Ld: Oh, did we add more bricks<br />
Frozen: No, I added abestos<br />
LD: Oh yep, that'll do it<br />
<br />
(After a server crash)<br />
Kitty: Wut happened?<br />
LD: "It Took a shit"<br />
<br />
LD: "My brother's anti-heterosexual: He doesn't like straights<br />
MulledPine: Who does?<br />
<br />
Amber_pine: Come LD<br />
LD: I'm sorry, I can't do it on command.<br />
Unjinz: ...<br />
Amber_Pine: To me<br />
LD: Oh.<br />
DevyySky: xD<br />
LD: Be more specific.<br />
<br />
EliteNeon: Can somebody run /seen MC_Dunc for me? <br><br />
Johngi: 1 month 25 days <br><br />
LDShadowLord: No <br><br />
FredTheTimeLord: Probably around 12 tracks <br><br />
(Please note: Johngi first made the joke in his section, and is slightly annoyed at this. Since, however, LD annoys everyone, I'm not too suprised.)<br />
<br />
== _Lego_ ==<br />
*I can't wait to get the rank {{colour|green|[Enator+]}}<br />
*PSA: This is a PSA, we thank you for listening to this PSA and we hope you liked this PSA, as this PSA is a spy<br />
<br />
== {{u|Leo_2807}} ==<br />
<br />
In the end it doesn't matter what you believe is right or wrong.<br />
Cos I'm gonna kill you anyway<br />
<br />
== LimeYT ==<br />
look w/eed<br />
<br />
==lfpp003==<br />
Seastep is raging at Soa for afkboxing him<br />
Seastep: NO SOA<br />
lfpp003: no soap<br />
lfpp003: I should buy some in the supermarket<br />
SoaPuffball: *burns lfpp003 for: no lfpp.<br />
SubwayGamerMC: buy it in the minemarket of desertvew<br />
<br />
*singing about Soa for no apparent reason*<br />
lfpp003: what is soap<br />
lfpp003: baby don't clean me<br />
lfpp003: don't clean me<br />
lfpp003: no more (Haddaway - What Is Love)<br />
Seastep: xD<br />
Seastep: ROFL<br />
Seastep: I'm so adding that to Funny Quotes OMG..<br />
<br />
=={{u|lil_shadow59}}==<br />
wbhob: what goes in a park<br />
lil_shadow59: nuclear power plants<br />
<br />
(AlikSong was talking to EliteNeon)<br />
lil_shadow59: how do you lick songs<br />
AlikSong: yes<br />
Echohue: mm<br />
EliteNeon: sounds like a sex act<br />
<br />
=={{u|LithiumMirnuriX}}==<br />
Lithium: City Promotion Is Test A English Skill?<br />
SoSo: xD<br />
Auto: xD<br />
<br />
*SoaPuffball is haggling over the price of Lithium's Circo Porto.<br />
[Trustee] LithiumMirnuriX: $25 for arcade and $25 for verification most games<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^-^<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: $40 for just an arcade?<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: but for a 11x8 arcade, that's kinda expensive<br />
[Trustee] LithiumMirnuriX: no, $25 for arcade and $15 for basic internet fee<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: it's really expensive<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: "Basic Internet Fee"<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^<br />
<br />
* SoSo123 is no longer AFK.<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: soso is afk?<br />
SoSo123: ?<br />
SoSo123: lol<br />
SoSo123: add that to the quotes<br />
<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: do you know hankwa, hwachae?<br />
InfamousColumbia: actually no<br />
LithiumMinuriXL hold on<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangwa<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hwachae<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: both Korean traditional desert<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: Hwachae (??;??) is a general term for traditional Korean punches, made with various fruits or edible flower petals. The fruits and flowers are soaked in honied water or honied magnolia berry juice. In modern South Korea, carbonated juice and/or<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: fruit juices are also commonly added to hwachae. Hwachae is often garnished with pine nuts before it is served.<br />
InfamousColumbia left the game.<br />
<br />
*if lost janghwa, I must get food itself from hunt wild Animals and forage berries unless build greenhouse due cold biome.<br />
<br />
[Discord] LithiumMirnuriX: Has Planned your Clock tower?<br />
Needn_NL: nope<br />
[Discord] LithiumMirnuriX: no u.<br />
Needn_NL: XD<br />
SoaPuffball: that is an improper use of no u<br />
<br />
== London150 ==<br />
London150: People of the MRT: Do NOT send bills to me!<br />
(SoaPuffball fills his mailbbox with empty maps named "Bill")<br />
London150: WHO SENT BILLS TO ME!!!! *caps*<br />
London150: I'm not paying THEBILLS!<br />
(people start to fill his mailbox with potatos/carrots named "Memes" or papers named "Bills4Lyfe" and maps named "Bill")<br />
<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: dunno so much bout Torquay other then you should go visit Basil and Sybil Fawlty<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: if you dont get tht im deporting u from the UK<br />
<br>*mossie proceeds to "get it"*<br />
<br>*London completely misses the point*<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: r/whoooosh for london then<br />
<br>[Senator+] _Mossie: xD<br />
<br>[Mayor] London150: huh?<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: double whoooooooosh<br />
<br>[Mayor] TheSubway: lol<br />
<br>[Mayor] London150: i'm not going by plane..<br />
<br>[Mayor] TheSubway: triple woooosh<br />
<br>[Governor] RLcrafters: *nuclear facedesk*<br />
<br />
London150: Soa's eyeing up free ports<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
_Kastle: ^<br />
_Kastle joined the game.<br />
_Kastle: hi to whatever i am agreeing<br />
<br />
*I think one of the problems of me being on the MRT.. is i'm too smart<br />
<br />
* MinecraftYoshi26 is no longer AFK.<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: hai here for a sec<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: hi<br />
[Discord] London150: That's 1 second Yoshi xD<br />
[Discord] London150: I counted a second<br />
megascatterbomb: he's here for a second<br />
megascatterbomb: and now he's here for more seconds<br />
* MinecraftYoshi26 is now AFK.<br />
<br />
== {{u|Macftrax}} ==<br />
<br />
Macftrax: Appleton? Sounds tasty!<br />
Macftrax: *eats Appleton*<br />
CaptainChimpy: I'm going to add that to funny quotes<br />
Macftrax: Ugh... It tasted like concrete and asphalt...<br />
Captainchimpy: nvm<br />
Macftrax: It didn't taste like apples....<br />
Macftrax: Hnt, you need to change your city's name. It's misleading.<br />
<br />
Macftrax: Congrats suppoe.<br />
Suppoe: Congrats for what?<br />
Mactfrax: Trustee.<br />
Suppoe: I've been a trustee for about two years now.<br />
Macftrax: Did I congratulate you before?<br />
TonyTajiri: '''{{color|red|FAYUL}}'''<br />
<br />
=={{u|_MajorMagpie_}}==<br />
* *shocked by Chief* Chief, you made me wet my pants...<br />
* Dear Mojang, stop breaking minecraft please. Kthxbai.<br />
* *talking with Kekkomatic about Benie* *Benie joins mumble* Oh...hey there Benie...<br />
* Thomas mumble! i'll explain my bird poop! :D<br />
* Benie, please W/E my face :P<br />
* That's Birdist!<br />
* Rule Britannia!<br />
* Mi pene es muy grande<br />
<br />
Just_robinho: yay I aint the holdest on atm<br />
_MajorMagpie_: ^^That's how Robin smoothly says 'I'm of age and available'<br />
<br />
Hightech_TR: What is this rapidcoffee thing? who owns it?<br />
Rednax: Maggie?<br />
Magpie: That would be me<br />
Kottle: Dum Dum Dum!<br />
<br />
==mastermann13==<br />
* mastermann13: connected with an iPhone using MineChat <br />mastermann13: hey kelli <br />kekkomatic: I like kelli <br />mastermann13: kekko, autocorrect lol<br />kekkomatic: From now on i'm kelli<br />
<br />
=={{u|Matthieu Dinh|Matthieu_Dinh}}==<br />
<br />
Matthieu_Dinh joined the game<br />
lalaboy67:Hi<br />
Me:Fi Fi Fo Fum I'm the giant!<br />
<br />
WHO INVENTED /SHOCK!!!<br />
<br />
Why do I fall in lava each time i'm on a Cyan Systems train!!!<br />
<br />
== Max4344 ==<br />
Finally done babyshitting I can play :D<br />
<nowiki>*sitting </nowiki><br />
(A few minutes later...)<br />
Kitty you misspelled my name on the funny quotes page<br />
<br />
(In mumble)<br />
Max: Siri, what does the fox say?<br />
Siri: There is no need for profanity (Thought he said f*ck)<br />
<br />
=={{u|MaxStewartS}}==<br />
MaxStewartS: Puff<br />
MaxStewartS: Puff<br />
SoaPuffball: yes maxy?<br />
MaxStewartS: It's just a puffy ball.<br />
<br />
Hello Infamous Airlines attendant.<br />
I get free flights.<br />
k GIMME MY TICKET<br />
<br />
*I CAME IN LIKE A HONKING OCEAN PLANE<br />
<br />
MaxStewartS: hi kitty<br />
SoaPuffball: kitty?<br />
KittyCat11231: ?<br />
MaxStewartS: can I throw a nuke on Free State of Kitania's HQ<br />
SoaPuffball: do you have franchise spaces?<br />
KittyCat11231: yes<br />
KittyCat11231: to soa<br />
MaxStewartS: aww<br />
<br />
MaxStewartS: Who owns Larkspur?<br />
SoaPuffball: vicki<br />
dragonbloon419: Vicki<br />
AppleGamer123: vicki<br />
MaxStewartS: bicki vicki<br />
dragonbloon419: ...<br />
MaxStewartS: Bikini <br />
<br />
*I'M WEARING a BIKINI<br />
<br />
=={{u|MC_Protocol}}==<br />
<br />
* Even my mouth moved from my mouth<br />
* Waffle Taco Hut!<br />
* Mr.Protocol: I Like Tacos / Music3_0: Why not Burritos / Mr.Protocol: They're too big.<br />
* Welcome to The Rice Fields!<br />
* 'While playing Wheel of Fortune', Yoshi: Give me a consonant / MC: A / Everyone: xD / Yoshi: A CONSONANT MC! / MC: 1 / Yoshi: WHAT. TRY AGAIN A CONSONANT / MC: Monkeys! / Yoshi: *facepalm*<br />
* *in Mumble* "I AM A COW"<br />
* I can smell you<br />
* In Mumble<br />
MC: Let's change ban hammer to spartan kick<br />
Chief: *Chiefbozx shocked MC_Protocol<br />
Yoshi: *Randomly Talking about Bad idea with the Change<br />
Chief: *Chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26<br />
<br />
MC: Han Solo Dies!<br />
{{color|red|_frozen}} {{color|orange|has muted player}} {{color|red|MC_Protocol}}{{color|orange|.}}<br />
<br />
Derpy_Turtle_MRT was slain by MC_Protocol using {{color|aqua|[Muscular Men]}}<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|MishkaMan:}} eww<br />
<br />
MC_Protocol: '''*Chief has no arms*'''<br />
chiefbozx: what<br />
<br />
== mdbro55 ==<br />
*mike your staff right<br />
<br />
== {{u|MeetMeInSpace}} ==<br />
*why cant i be in funny quotes when i say funny stuff all the time<br />
*alik is black and white your life<br />
fiction overbook<br />
im swimping my keyboard<br />
<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: ardy ur buildings are so empty :9<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: :((((((((<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: *cries*<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: can i furnish them<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: if you are willing to furnish all of them<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: then sure<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: o<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: you'll be saving me from years of work<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: months**<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: wait<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: nope years<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: actually<br />
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: o<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: centuries<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: millenia<br />
<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: it looks like she has sprinkles on her face<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: omg can i add that to funny qoutes??/<br />
[Citizen] Supykun: Gao ahead<br />
<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: my shit looks so cute on me<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: shirt8<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: omg<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: metmmmmmmmm<br />
<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: this poor sheep is trapped by lava<br />
[Mayor] knowmads7: xD<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: OMG I JUST PUSHED IT<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: !!!!<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: i didnt mean to omg<br />
[Mayor] knowmads7: u kno what will cheer you up?<br />
[Mayor] knowmads7: trains :P<br />
<br />
MeetMeInSpace: sry i was changing my texture pack!!!!!!!!!!1<br />
SoaPuffball: shouting?<br />
MeetMeInSpace: yeah!!!!!!<br />
<br />
*gn everyone hope all of your wigs are SNATCHED<3 (talking about someone's snatched wig)<br />
<br />
=={{u|megascatterbomb}}==<br />
* :/<br />
* Do it for science ''(When asking CG to create a lag machine for testing empty cart detectors)''<br />
* This is the most idiotic things i have ever seen ''(When looking at large lag machine.)''<br />
* -_- I am surprised at your stupidity.<br />
* Cola, my brother thinks you need to improve your copy/pasting ''(When cola failed continuously at pasting mega's station)''<br />
* mega: "Robin, can i plz have a w/e?"<br><br />
:Robin: "bbl"<br><br />
:Just_Robinho left the game<br><br />
:5 minutes later<br><br />
:Just_Robinho joined the game<br><br />
:Robin: "so who wanted that w/e?"<br><br />
* My jetpack is failing, landing on frumples office! <br />
:Frumple looks up<br><br />
:Megascatterbomb: hi<br><br />
:Frumple: oh hai there<br />
* Yoshi plays parkour map and slips.<br />
: mega: :O I nearly killed yoshi!<br />
: yoshi survives<br />
: mega: nuuuuuu<br />
* (In Mumble) SOMEONE's Gonna get Bonned :P <br />
* (In Mumble) mega: Yeah, in Portal 2 Co-op Chief needs someone to play with. | jph: Chief needs someone to play with...<br />
*Frumple <redacted> <redacted> and also <redacted> the <redacted><br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: how do i send a flying taco to the next gsm<br />
godzilltrain: with difficulty<br />
megascatterbomb: the energy required to break the space taco continuum is a lot<br />
<br />
(LD is offline, the [Superconductor] part somehow ended up in another line so it makes it seem like LD is actually talking)<br />
[Trial Mod] megascatterbomb: the premier tag is<br />
[Superconductor] LDShadowLord: hi<br />
<br />
*what do you want to ask my w/e wand?<br />
<br />
megascatterbomb: pfft schematica<br />
megascatterbomb: you can't crash the server with schematica :P<br />
<br />
[Discord] Yoshi: so ya pls tell your friends to vote rnx<br />
megascatterbomb: what friends lmao<br />
[Discord] Yoshi: :P<br />
megascatterbomb: there's this girl who i like in software class, can't ruin my chance with minecraft screenshots<br />
<br />
megascatterbomb: i dont feel so good<br />
{{color|yellow|megascatterbomb left the game}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|sesese9}} kicked megascatterbomb for *snap*}}<br />
<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Framopelp was the misspelling at today's GSM<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Have fun with this knowledge<br />
<br />
JTrain77: *que fake joke spoilers*<br />
brombrombromley: batman dies<br />
SoaPuffball: diancie dies in endgame<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: tony stack stacks a city into thanos ship<br />
chiefbozx: tony stack stacks central city 7 times too many<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Ultron in age of ultron did a //move 100 d<br />
brombrombromley: tony stack makes '''the secret highway to central city'''<br />
<br />
(talking about commands like /rig and /daddy)<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Another fun command is //stack<br />
<br />
(people are having near-racy discussions about other languages)<br />
Megascatterbomb: I have "Mrs Vickiposa get down!" on my clipboard just in case lmao<br />
Vickiposa: im married apparently<br />
SoaPuffball: mega is that for racist jokes<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: mega?<br />
megascatterbomb: w a t<br />
SoaPuffball: in rank resort why are you and hvt in two places at the same time<br />
megascatterbomb: unfortunately we lost our license to apply the laws of physics<br />
SoaPuffball: but you still have the liscence to apply the laws of spacetime<br />
SoaPuffball: why can i never spell that correctly<br />
megascatterbomb: space-time is a DLC<br />
<br />
Starcubed: what about /ac<br />
chiefbozx: there's no /ac<br />
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: /ac is air conditioned but it's broken so we disabled it<br />
<br />
==mervynang==<br />
<br />
deputy mayor role for sale<br />
Price starts at 0<br />
<br />
=={{u|Metromap_svg}}==<br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}{{color|grey|Metromap_svg:}} what are the commands lol<br/><br />
{{color|grey|[Guest]forshmage:}} yaii !!<br/><br />
{{color|lightgreen|[Governor]}}{{color|grey|_crepper_:}} u have to set it yourself<br/><br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}{{color|grey|JPlayzX01:}} well you can build it, altough it'll be much<br/><br />
easier to create an image, convert it to a map, then ask the<br/><br />
mods to let you upload it</br><br />
{{color|lightgreen|[Governor]}}{{color|grey|_crepper_:}} go to settings, controls<br/><br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}{{color|grey|TheSubway:}} alt + f4<br/><br />
{{color|yellow|Metromap_svg left the game.}}<br/><br />
<br />
== {{u|Metrominer}} ==<br />
<br />
Metro: What's Frumple's Youtube Channel?<br />
Ardy: Frumple1<br />
Ezzo: Frumple1<br />
Kekko: Frumple1<br />
Kuchen: Frumple1<br />
James: Frumple1<br />
Shadow: Frumple1<br />
Yellow: Frumple1<br />
Planner: Frumple1<br />
<br />
== MetroNorth ==<br />
*roses are red, begone thot / begone thot, begone thot<br />
*'''Roses are red, a pronoun is she''' / '''e'''<br />
*Finna yeet (in rainbow)<br />
<br />
=={{u|mi_aquamarine}}==<br />
*If SSSC to murviole rail is made, which company is best for buses<br />
*If PBS Kids was donald trumps favourite food, then would grizzly bears take over Waypoint and then merge it with Aitalia or would hippos take over the Lion Kingdom while My Littly Pony's record it to MBS<br />
*I like SkuNation Alliance. It is the besr alliance in the worls. I has Mihifn, dLUcREEPEE, sKUrEna, DliHifh, KNFeoo IE, ns ANSU ie, NS sA. Ot's too fool@<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: I'm making a new but route<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: *but<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} Gran_Cacto: but route<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: *bus<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} Conric005: Kev's making a new butt route<br />
<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} TheSubway: Try building a plane from IRL pictures, and maybe a mess like this can be avoided<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Roasted<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} Conric005: kev, i have an idea<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: And maybe a mess like your critisism can be avoided <3<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Ooo<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Big mood<br />
<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: do not question the ways of the mystical w u b w a y<br />
<br />
{{colour|darkblue|'''[Cookie]'''}} mi_aquamarine: んんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんん (me spamming n on my keyboard)<br />
A few seconds later...<br />
{{colour|red|'''[Candy Cane]'''}} Tom_Pairs: oh me shocking mi_aquamarine on my keyboard<br />
*shocks mi_aquamarine*<br />
<br />
{{colour|magenta|'''[Media]'''}} mi_aquamarine: welcome to another edition of “flying around cities aimlessly for no purpose!” today’s episode - central city<br />
<br />
{{rank|Mayor+}} james__: You know what I fancy<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: you fancy a good spanking, @james<br />
[Discord] London150: My google maps isn't loading<br />
[Discord] London150: On my iPhone<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: bash your iphone with a rock and get an android<br />
[Discord] London150: No<br />
[Discord] London150: That's not the way to do things Kev xD<br />
<br />
{{colour|magenta|'''[Media]'''}} mi_aquamarine: mail send cynra_ Sorry that I lost track, but how much does a Shady Grove house in Ilirea cost?<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} Skelezomperman: you failed aquamarine<br />
<br />
*needn has a AK plane that's a combination of subway's body with an intrarail/blurail front<br />
<br />
[Media] FiorkG: fTv Breaking News: Fiorkistan Government is now putting Lazy Ton on fTv Kids<br />
[Media] mi_aquamarine: TV Osaka Breaking News >>> i think kbs kids also has it<br />
[Media] mi_aquamarine: KBS Breaking News >>> yes<br />
[Media] FiorkG: fTv News: ok<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: /nymphic union news/ >>> okay then<br />
[Media] mi_aquamarine: KBS23 Breaking News >>> TV Osaka Breaking News >>> KBS Breaking News >>> Kaktus Republic and Gryffin wrote a treaty i think<br />
<br />
''setting up [[Michigana]] flights''<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: f you whoever took MI019-KTI<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} Frosty_Creeper10: ?<br />
{{rank|Governor}} camelfantasy: that would be yourself<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: oof that was my own warp<br />
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: xD<br />
{{rank|Governor}} camelfantasy: :clap:<br />
{{rank|Senator+}} Frosty_Creeper10: :face_palm:<br />
<br />
*the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive that the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive that the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive<br />
<br />
== {{u|Mightywern|MgWn}} ==<br />
<br />
InfamousColumbia: im building roads<br />
InfamousColumbia left the game.<br />
<br />
Conric005: The Free State of Kitania almost killed jphgolf<br />
InfamousColumbia: i can finish him off<br />
<br />
MgWn: Wow, no mods active<br />
Vickiposa: rip me then<br />
SoaPuffball: rip Vickiposa killed by MgWn<br />
<br />
*time for rickroll! never gonna give u up, never gonna let u down<br />
*well, when there's a puffball, theres no running away from being in funny quotes<br />
<br />
(joined after an hour of imactivity)<br />
MgWn joined the game.<br />
MgWn: oh wow, MgWn's here. yaaaaaaaaaaaaay<br />
MgWn: havent seen you all since 20 or so days<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: :thinking:<br />
MgWn: da**it<br />
MgWn: i promised to return in 20 days<br />
MgWn: and i broke it<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: you lied.<br />
<br />
== {{u|MikeRoma}} ==<br />
*when talking about pi*<br />
not 2.14 seats<br />
or 3.14 i forget<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|MishkaMan:}} wait what is going on?<br />
'''''At same exact second'''''<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} nothing much mike<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|grey|Gopher:}} nothing much mike<br />
<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|VernCow:}} did derpy tell you about my famous udders?<br />
{{color|yellow|Derpy_Melon joined game}}<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} what udders?<br />
<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Supykun:}} Derpy did you demote..?<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|camelfantasy:}} now you notice<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Supykun:}} Im a little confused<br />
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} IM GETTING MY RANK BACK TOMMOROW AFTER 2 MONTHS;-;<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} one time at a roller rink i met a girl who i think liked me<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} xD<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} lol<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} i read that as "licked me" xD<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} LOL<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} LOL<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} that'd be...awkward<br />
<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} Booby<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} Bobby*<br />
<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} thats not a tranchise co.<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} franchise<br />
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} wtf did i type<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} tranchise<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} train+franchise<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Derpy_Melon:}} Analfantasy, ty for teh gate<br />
<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} guys remember cocks MUST have an on/off switch<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} CLOCKS**<br />
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} NOT COCKS<br />
<br />
I only just read the GSM resluts xD (On Discord, he meant Results)<br />
<br />
== {{u|michealman}} ==<br />
* guys we got a problem: 2 yoshis AND 2 kittys .-.<br />
* Micheal: *whips kitty11232 GET BACK TO WORK! :P | KittyCat11231: yeah kittycat11232!<br />
<br />
=={{u|minebuilder1223}}==<br />
minebuilder1223: creeperville isn't a proper island<br />
minebuilder1223: it's a fake island<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: how so<br />
minebuilder1223: cus i dont want it to be a proper island<br />
minebuilder1223: my sea<br />
minebuilder1223: my rules<br />
<br />
=={{u|minecrafter0505}}==<br />
sonicbyte: What is the code for teh bunker?<br />
minecrafter0505: it actually is /kill, a command block tp's you then instead of killing you<br />
sonicbyte died<br />
minecrafter0505: :DDDDD<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: *Something with "Potato" in it*<br />
minecrafter0505: Wow, I wrote "City Hall Potato" instead of "City Hall Station" on this sign -.-<br />
<br />
Want to be to a place far far away? Just go AFK on the BMTA!<br />
<br />
MRT - Deadlier than a DC-3 with a dual engine failure over the atlantic.<br />
<br />
=={{u|MinecraftYoshi26}}==<br />
* I really should stop crashing the MRT<br />
* /give thomasfyfe double_decker 1<br />
* We're on a train server talking about grammar & bacon!<br />
* Damn it, you beat my record of counting to 3.<br />
* We need a bigger one. (about the size of the AdMod Quote Board)<br />
* Put your hands in the ari \o/<br />
* ./ban chief for chiefing<br />
* ./kick *player name* No. (seen during Team PvP matches)<br />
* (._.) Really?<br />
* For the record: I'm griefing Thomas' building for a reason<br />
* This fountain isn't made by Yoshi!! *sadface*<br />
* p *start of player name* (supposed to be /tp <name>)<br />
* Oh, a stick!<br />
* CHIEF! <3<br />
* "qwolf: I officially hate you, Yoshi. | Yoshi: And that makes me happy."<br />
* Time to grief the mega value! *jk*<br />
* Sam: Throw your hands in the aiya if you's a true playa \o/ Yoshi: Sam, I think you have your push-to-type down again...<br />
* 8 out of 5 people don't understand statistics<br />
* Apparently, I am playing dress-up with CG.<br />
* Look, CG is a pretty princess now!<br />
* * MinecraftYoshi26 is dressing up as a boy at home procrastinating about homework and will end up doing it in the morning (after asking what people will dress up as for Halloween)<br />
* <span style="color:#FF0000">'''FAIL'''</span> (when he messes up issuing a command)<br />
* Woo! (Used normally in Mumble)<br />
* I need a few people to test (death game here). (Used normally in Mumble)<br />
* I'm scared. (Used normally in Mumble)<br />
* Oh god! (Used normally in Mumble)<br />
* (player name here), Mumble?<br />
* tp ha<br />
* MINNNNNNAAAAJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (in Mumble)<br />
* (Member): YOSHI!!! - (Yoshi): Too OVACOMPACATED!!!<br />
*Well...tough tacos<br />
* tp epic | FAILK | DOUBLE FAIL<br />
Yoshi: tp gogo<br />
Yoshi: tp AP<br />
gogo: FAIL<br />
<br />
* gogo! (in mumble, after {{u|gogojakeo}} does something that annoys him e.g. Gets into a bed right before yoshi tps him)<br />
* Let's change the topic...BABY BUNNIES (or BABY KOALAS)<br />
* You have to apple to do that (meant to say apply)<br />
* estahp et<br />
(Guest with name starting in chuck joins)<br />
Kitty: hi chucky bear elmos here to play with you<br />
Yoshi: Kitty, what happens in mumble, stays in mumble, please.<br />
<br />
[Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] GREAT NEWS EVERYONE<br />
[Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] JUSTIN BIEBER GOT ARRESTED<br />
*/me connected with a banana using an orange (when someone logs on with MineChat)<br />
*/me connected via banana for orange! (when someone logs on with MC Chat)<br />
<br />
<br />
{{u|KittyCat11231}}: but first, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE<br />
Yoshi: NO KITTY<br />
Yoshi: NO,.<br />
Yoshi: DEAR GOD NO<br />
Kitty: YES YOSHI<br />
<br />
Max4344: Finally done babyshitting I can play :D<br />
<nowiki>Max4344: *sitting </nowiki><br />
Yoshi: No I think you spelled it right<br />
<br />
Cortesi: guys I have an important news.<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: you're pregnant. CONGRATZ!!!<br />
Cortesi: -_-<br />
<br />
Yoshi: Haikus are easy<br />
Yoshi: Sometimes Haikus don't make sense<br />
Yoshi: Refrigerator<br />
jphgolf4321: LOL<br />
<br />
*Okay guys calm down kekko isn't almost naked anymore<br />
*Reasons for Americans not wanting a state: 1% Politics and stuff, 99% WHERE WILL THE 1 STAR GO?!?!<br />
<br />
cal76 added MinecraftYoshi26 to member<br />
Yoshi: :(<br />
Cal: whoops<br />
Yoshi: tank u 4 aceptin my app<br />
Cal: Congrats to yoshi for member<br />
Yoshi: were can i biuld<br />
<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: The bunnies are so cute!<br />
JohnNotTech: They're just lines of code.<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: But they're so cute!<br />
JohnNotTech: Calm down!<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: They're cute lines of code.<br />
<br />
*'''{{color|green|C}}{{color|lightblue|L}}{{color|red|I}}{{color|magenta|C}}{{color|yellow|K}} H{{color|orange|E}}{{color|blue|R}}{{color|green|E}} {{color|cyan|F}}{{color|red|O}}{{color|purple|R}} {{color|orange|A}} {{color|lightgray|I}}{{color|gray|P}}{{color|blue|O}}{{color|lime|D}}{{color|lightblue|!}}'''<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: wait, is it chiefboxing if chief makes the box or if chief is surrounded by the box?<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: yes<br />
<br />
*MC_Dunc asks who the leader of LoC is*<br />
Vulpicula: Camel is the leader of the entire thing, I think<br />
MC_Dunc: Yeah, but he's AFK<br />
Vulpicula: He's always AFK<br />
*Camelfantasy left the game*<br />
Player MinecraftYoshi26 kicked camelfantasy for stop being afk damn it<br />
(Long series of xDs, LOLs, and HAs)<br />
<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: congrats mineman<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: :D<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: you are team #1<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: your team member is that horse<br />
<br />
*Phone rings*<br />
Phone call, brb<br />
*comes back for 2 seconds*<br />
I'm ba...<br />
*Phone rings*<br />
PHONE CALLLLLll ugh<br />
<br />
*These trees look like leaf lollipops<br />
<br />
(SoaPuffball is trying to get MinecraftYoshi26 to help him make a skyscraper with a snow floor)<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: snow<br />
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: yes that is snow<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: i will make frump towers next (referring to the Imperial Tower in canon Coruscant in Star Wars)<br />
MinecraftYoshi226 joined the game.<br />
MCYoshi26: no<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 left the game.<br />
<br />
''[Server] New World Dynmap Render in progress...''<br />
''[Server] No WorldEdits or other dynmap renders allowed.''<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: hi may i pls have a heli pasted in because schematica doesn't exist as far as i know<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: soa read the blue message :P<br />
SoaPuffball: oyarite ty<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: may i pls still have it kappa<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um soa<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: you may not have it because of the blue message :P<br />
SoaPuffball: read the last word :P<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: that is a greek letter yes<br />
<br />
== {{u|Mine man|mine_man_}} ==<br />
<br />
When talking about the overuse of caps...<br />
* [Mod] jphgolf4321: and let's stop the caps before i mute the lot of you!<br />
* [Mod] Just_robinho: I will start muting all of yall<br />
'''* [Governor] mine_man_: *bashes ban hammer on the table like a 1 year old with a fork'''<br />
<br />
When talking about allowed builds<br />
*[RednaxAP] But it does need to be at least partially realistic<br />
*[mine_man_] eg, rapture might not be allowed<br />
*[Planner_12] What's a Rapture<br />
*[mine_man_] -_-<br />
<br />
*thats one way to kick ardy out your city<br />
*i was accepted on the day colafest happened, great 1st impressions<br />
*fast cars, ladies in skimpy costumes, sun, swaering, INSTAWOOT! (when tar played "work b****" on radio)<br />
*vanadium, the comapny that says it will take over the world but doesnt know why<br />
<br />
*DukeyTheDogTown ( Trying to say the towns name at P6<br />
<br />
*Yoshi dont Hit me with your stick!<br />
<br />
AlikSong: What's everyone's plans for valentines day<br />
mine_man_: stay in bed and die<br />
SoSo123: Add that to the quotes<br />
_HeavenAngel_: date my computer<br />
AlikSong: sad<br />
<br />
mine_man_: in 1.13 you loose the ability to make logs that dont have a direction (aka, have bark on all faces)<br />
SoaPuffball: no you dont<br />
mine_man_: you do<br />
SoaPuffball: there's a new block for that<br />
mine_man_: they removed the id value for it<br />
mine_man: oh wait there is?<br />
SoaPuffball: ye<br />
mine_man_: welp ignoreme<br />
<br />
mine_man_: am I your first or second endorsement firstly<br />
SoaPuffball: first<br />
mine_man_: YES<br />
mine_man_: I WILL<br />
<br />
*I may ave copied 31 million blocks<br />
<br />
== {{u|MishkaMan}} ==<br />
*CaptLincoln shows guest my burger joint in his town.<br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}CaptLincoln: This is Mishka's joint.<br />
{{color|red|(Detroit_Kitteh -> me:}} Do you smoke weed?)<br />
{{color|red|(me -> Detroit_Kitteh:}} Of course not!)<br />
{{color|red|(Detroit_Kitteh -> me:}} but you own a joint in Lincolns town)<br />
{{color|red|(me -> Detroit_Kitteh:}} Its a burger joint you dummy!)<br />
<br />
goin to go to weep right now<br />
*sleep<br />
sorry<br />
<br />
if any admods are busy, may i please get a W/E?<br />
aren't lol<br />
<br />
camelfantasy: install schematica 1.8.9<br />
MishkaMan: wat<br />
MishkaMan: i have to install that too<br />
camelfantasy: NO DUH<br />
camelfantasy: that is the mod<br />
MishkaMan: oh god Forge is just an installer<br />
MishkaMan: IM SO STIPID<br />
MishkaMan: STUPID<br />
chiefbozx: welcome to the world of minecraft mods my friend<br />
camelfantasy: GG<br />
MishkaMan: i cant even spell stupid right<br />
<br />
MishkaMan: what are dubs?<br />
camelfantasy: dubs_17<br />
camelfantasy: :P<br />
MishkaMan: no lol on the radio<br />
frogggggg: gg<br />
dubs_17 joined the game.<br />
MiskaMan: #SUMMONED<br />
<br />
MishkaMan: almost put a window in a dining room displaying the bathroom<br />
LDShadowLord: This isn't Thailand, you don't need that.<br />
MishkaMan: whats daddy doin<br />
<br />
*i didnt forget baout eh groceries btw Soa (when SoaPuffball requested a Kolpino's Groceries from MishkaMan)<br />
<br />
== mjjo123 ==<br />
* On the 4th day of MRT Frumple gave to me: 2 mods a modding, two turtles touching<br />
<br />
== ModernArt ==<br />
[Lottery] ModernArt just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 1s<br />
[Lottery] Congratulations to ModernArt for winning $206!<br />
[Lottery] There was a total of 20 players buying 93 tickets!<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: oh dear my baby brother is eating his foot again<br />
<br><br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: Lanark tp to me (meant to say Earack)<br />
<br />
[Guest]: It's not a fight, it's a friendly discussion.<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''yes and NO. It turned from a friendly discussion to a friendly discussion.'''<br />
[Guest]: Can you not bold?<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''sure'''<br />
<br />
I'm riding the MRT by boat :D<br />
help im stuck<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_ is now AFK.<br />
_HeavenAngel_ is no longer AFK.<br />
[Governor] _HeavenAngel_: lies<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''why you always lying'''<br />
[Mod] Narnia17:'''WHY USE OBNOXIOUS COLOR CODES????????'''<br />
later...<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''soa why you always trying'''<br />
[Citizen] SoaPuffball: modern why you always trying<br />
<br />
if the soccerball hits the butterburger shop<br />
*fine fine fine*<br />
cash cash cash<br />
<br />
knowmads7: moar nukes<br />
ModernArt: Eco-friendly nukes<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
knowmads7: ha<br />
<br />
*wot is deviantart is it a copy of me (after SoaPuffball shares [https://soapuffball.deviantart.com/ his deviantArt account])<br />
<br />
"What is a present"<br />
"how do I open it"<br />
<br />
ModernArt: we have to go to [[Banana|banana]]<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: we have to route it via [[Banana|banana]]<br />
<br />
_Lego_: do you know what's worse than death?<br />
ModernArt: minecraft.<br />
ModernArt: LOL wrong timing<br />
SnowPuffball_: that chain tho<br />
Patrioticjet194: Someone walking into your room when your playing minecraft<br />
<br />
[Media] ModernArt: the number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce meme has been added to Izumo's city anthem<br />
SoaPuffball: wut<br />
Frosty_Creeper_10: ^<br />
<br />
*cabal rides the cabal car<br />
<br />
ModernArt: Anyone want land in Pasadena<br />
SoaPuffball: i want sea<br />
ModernArt: sea?<br />
ModernArt: ok<br />
ModernArt: anyone want lake property in pasadeba<br />
SoaPuffball: not sea<br />
ModernArt: or else the lake has the same laws as a person<br />
<br />
*eraser banning<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball joined the game.<br />
ModernArt: soa franchise throw at my face pls<br />
<br />
== {{u|MojangChan}} ==<br />
*im gonna kermit suicide<br />
*bboi my favorite, 1 b a r p i n g<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: 100 isnt a hard minimum tho right?<br />
MojangChan: will 100 dirt huts make a premier city?<br />
chiefbozx: Correct<br />
<br />
*banana ketchup is good with fried chicken<br />
<br />
MojangChan: on the first day of christmas my true love sent to me<br />
MojangChan: a ucar in a birch tree<br />
<br />
MojangChan: conric<br />
MojangChan: oh he not here<br />
Conric005: yes i am<br />
Conric005: :P<br />
MojangChan: oh<br />
MojangChan: im blind<br />
MojangChan: hi<br />
Cact0: oof<br />
Conric005: hi<br />
<br />
MojangChan: do u live in the great state of Polygon???<br />
Citybuilder_: POLYGON!!!<br />
daltdisneyland: sorry i live in circle<br />
<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: catdog<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: caaaaatdog<br />
SoaPuffball: hi moj<br />
SoaPuffball: caaaaatdooooog<br />
MojangChan joined the game.<br />
autofire372: alone in the world was a single catdog<br />
Vickiposa: meow<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: hey mojang<br />
MojangChan: yes<br />
SoaPuffball: can you please give me mojangitis<br />
MojangChan: sure<br />
[Discord] TheGreenKangaroo: same<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: hey mojang<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: can you please give me hepatitis<br />
MojangChan: by the power of Jesus Christ, Muhammad, and every other religeous power in the universe, I hereby strike the godly power of Mojangitis upon thee, mey god's grace be with you<br />
SoaPuffball: thank you<br />
SoaPuffball: frosty also requested hepatitis btw<br />
MojangChan: i don't contract hepatitis<br />
KittyCat11231: jesus christ is under arrest for biological warfare<br />
MojangChan: only mojangitis<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: :frowning:<br />
EspiDev: lol<br />
<br />
*Sir "peepee2727", you will be further interrogated by the Mojang Union Bureau of Homeland Security for your citizenship admission into the MU<br />
*Air is secretly Cheese Whiz<br />
<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: vroom vroom<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: brrrrrrrrrrrr<br />
SoaPuffball: hi moj<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: *intense car noises*<br />
SoaPuffball: are you in an iceberg MojangChan<br />
[Discord] MojangChan: m a y b e<br />
<br />
=={{u|Keks63|MonsieurKeks}}==<br />
* Tom, there's a road stuck in your face.<br />
* Let me just get my screwdriver out..<br />
* I'm not drinking wine... or should I?<br />
* No, I just eat cookies.<br />
* *As a joke* Hi, This is a terrible server, bye!<br />
* Spoon?<br />
* man, i Can't keyboard<br />
* Seriously, sopt<br />
* Thanks for greeting me in this... Electrifying way! (april fools day 2015)<br />
* I accidentally /msg'd cort a german message, hope he doesn't understand it :D<br />
<br />
hnt: would anyone require a left-hand slot at RPBT?<br />
keks: Really Powerfull Bus Terminal?<br />
<br />
I also probably have procrastination disease<br />
<br />
*oh god, kan't tpye.<br />
<br />
Hnt: TfA is pleased to announce new Redloch Hanging Monorail Services<br />
Keks: Wait HNT... Is the hanging included?<br />
Keks: Or do I have to provide my own piece of rope?<br />
<br />
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: wait, we have admins?<br />
[Mod] MonsieurKeks: Yeah, you didn'T know that?<br />
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: isk, never saw them<br />
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: XD<br />
[Mod] MonsieurKeks: Let'S see, how were their names already... sometjing tom, a five, a ghost and... eh... oh, a box.<br />
<br />
== moriaofmines ==<br />
<br />
JustFarkie is now AFK.<br />
ModernArt is now AFK.<br />
sheimoria: wb 2x<br />
SoaPuffball: lel<br />
sheimoria: wait they're afk lmaoooo<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
CyAmethyst: Two people go AFK, and he wb's them both to AFK Land<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: wb f r o s t y<br />
sheimoria: eww a prosty<br />
<br />
nicbrats: sexist sheim<br />
sheimoria: wait what?<br />
sheimoria: oh right hes a gurl<br />
Needn_NL: No she isn't ready<br />
camelfantasy: "hes a gurl"<br />
time2makemymove: i saw it shei :D its great<br />
nicbrats: "hes a gurl"<br />
CaptainChimpy: "he's a gurl"<br />
camelfantasy: *quotes*<br />
sheimoria: thanks!<br />
Needn_NL: "he's a gurl"<br />
sheimoria: wait no shes a boy<br />
camelfantasy: wat<br />
time2makemymove: xD<br />
Needn_NL: XD<br />
camelfantasy: *brain explodes*<br />
hvt2011: wat<br />
time2makemymove: lmao<br />
nicbrats: really makes you think<br />
sheimoria: its 2017 guys<br />
<br />
[Trustee] moriaofmines: camel then whats your face<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: my wat<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: im the only one in my family that was born here (not counting cousins etc)<br />
[Trial Mod] _HeavenAngel_: did u kill john wicks dog<br />
[Trustee] moriaofmines: your face<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: i think im the first one in my entire family born here<br />
[Server] Save complete: 0m 57s<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: even my brother was born in Russia<br />
[Trustee] moriaofmines: oh sorry, your race<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: *facepalm*<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: someone quote that<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: nah<br />
[Trustee] moriaofmines: *racepalm*<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: XD<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: ...<br />
[Senator+] MikeRoma: GG<br />
[Governor] camelfantasy: now you should really quote it<br />
<br />
== {{u|Mossie_1810}} ==<br />
<br />
Mossie: one sex i can tp you there<br />
Mossie: oops<br />
SoSo: one sex xD<br />
Mossie: *sec<br />
crepper: o.O<br />
Mossie: xD<br />
<br />
SoSo: my dad's back<br />
Mossie: wb dad<br />
SoSo: xD<br />
<br />
==MRT_Kaizo_Keiho==<br />
(In discord after the server crashed)<br />
<br />
Ohno... Now minecraft has become completely useless again.<br />
<br />
=={{u|Music3_0}}==<br />
* What does herro mean?<br />
* Nope, I'm on a Gatorade high :)<br />
* Logs on <br /> Music: My P***y Hurts! <br /> Hawks: XD<br />
* MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!<br />
* It Always rains squids and anvils in [[Zicronia]]<br />
* Chiefy likey the spanky's :P<br />
* (While singing to Yoshi and Thriller and thinking of Mega :P) Cause this is Bon*r. :0 , OMG. Mumble Epic Fail<br />
* (After Kittycat11231 said, "All Americans say I!") All Canadians say sorry!<br />
* (diff | hist) . . '''Minor''' Music's Gems; 22:59 . . '''(+552)''' . . Music3 0 (Talk | contribs)<br />
* I need a litter box<br />
* *Music3_0 riased my nad<br />
* im getting aroused by a blanket<br />
<br />
=={{u|mustang_guy}}==<br />
* troll me! (when on his phone)<br />
* Hi Tim<br />
<br />
mustang_guy: Thomas, can you give me a tp to the mail centre to die? <br />
Thomasfyfe: I'm sorry, the mail centre doesn't kill people, yet.<br />
<br />
*Carbon, ask her out! (Mumble inside joke)<br />
* Correction: there are some randon things... did you see shasta's giant d**k that is underground? *Duck XD<br />
<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Destroying MRT lines is kinda fun<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: In fact, destroying things in general is fun... I wish the beta server was still up...<br />
[Guest] Supykun: Grief?<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: No<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Large bridge renovation<br />
<br />
[Guest]: Where does this airport fly to?<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Airports don't fly<br />
[Councillor] mustang_guy: but airplanes do<br />
<br />
=={{u|Narnia17}}==<br />
<br />
Micheal:narn?<br />
Micheal:u can halp meh :p<br />
Narnia17:sorry to spoil the dream, but i'm on minechat<br />
<br />
*Member1 left the game*<br />
Narnia17: wb<br />
Member2: ?<br />
*Member3 left the game*<br />
Narnia17: wb<br />
Member2: are you just saying wb when you see the yellow text?<br />
Narnia17: sorry about that<br />
*Member4 left the game*<br />
Narnia17: wb<br />
Member2: ...<br />
<br />
*Narnia17: Hey look, I'm a spider ::::D<br />
<br />
{{rank|Mod}} Narnia17: I got it Omri.<br />
{{rank|Mod}} Ortem: I AM NOT OMRI!<br />
<br />
(giving a W/E to SilverBubble)<br />
silver three things<br />
A)you haven't filled in the space I gave you<br />
B)this world edit is over 500K blocks<br />
C)I'm bad at counting reasons<br />
<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Hey narnia, you should work on the TFM<br />
FredTheTimeLord died<br />
Narnia17: how about no<br />
hvt2011: *mentions TFM<br />
hvt2011 died.<br />
SoaPuffball: yao cNT kell me<br />
SoaPuffball: TFM<br />
SoaPuffball died<br />
SoaPuffball: lelel<br />
CyAmethyst: Narnia is a murder machine<br />
hvt2011: oh look its tfm<br />
hvt2011 died<br />
Narnia17: nao.<br />
Later...<br />
Narnia17: you didn't give me a reason before soa, but then you did so I capitalized<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Narnia, give me a tour of the TFM please<br />
Narnia17: nao<br />
SoaPuffball: fred dies<br />
FredTheTimeLord: tfm<br />
Narnia17: complicated metros trigger me<br />
FredTheTimeLord: Ride TFM<br />
Narnia17 left the game.<br />
<br />
<br />
(hooking Narnia with a fishing rod)<br />
SoaPuffball: i fish mods<br />
SoaPuffball: for a business<br />
Narnia17 teleported SoaPuffball to spawn<br />
Narnia17: i send people to spawn<br />
Narnia17: for a business<br />
<br />
(tping to Soleurs)<br />
SoSo123: why did narnia tp to me<br />
SoSo123: Soleurs SoaPuffball SoSo123<br />
Narnia17: I saw [Governor] So and I just assumed soso<br />
<br />
(Fred "summoned" Narnia)<br />
FredTheTimeLord: I said "Like Narnia would say, "Y'all need to relax""<br />
Narnia17: y'all need to relax<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: do any of you play 1.10 mods?<br />
Narnia17: no but i am a 1.12 mod<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
sesese9: xD<br />
Narnia17: huehue<br />
SoaPuffball: i heard a certain _HeavenAngel_ was playing Narnia17 xD<br />
Narnia17: :(<br />
<br />
Narnia17: ''why does nobody understand copy points''<br />
SnowPuffball: xD<br />
frogggggg: Nah I dont understand stacks<br />
knowmads7: I do Narn<br />
frogggggg: sorta<br />
ModernArt: what know said<br />
frogggggg: I do a bit<br />
Narnia17: so copy from where frog?<br />
knowmads7: *facefloor<br />
* more attempts on W/E and copypoints *<br />
knowmads7: facewoodchipper<br />
SnowPuffball: xD<br />
<br />
Narnia17: ayylion is about to type a bunch or r's just a warning<br />
AyyLion: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<br />
<br />
=={{u|Needn_NL}}==<br />
Needn: Hey a message<br />
Needn: mail read<br />
Needn then did /mail read like he should do<br />
ShovelVillager: You need a /<br />
Needn: thx XD<br />
<br />
*[Media] Needn_NL: im abused by media halp (people are using Media to troll SoSo123)<br />
<br />
(about the yet to be opened Gemstride Melodia Airfield)<br />
London150: gAtEs?!?!?!?!??!<br />
[Discord] Needn_NL: Nao, you don't have an airline you brit<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: mesa > badlands<br />
Needn_NL: badlands?<br />
SoaPuffball: the new name for mesa<br />
Needn_NL: eew sweatglands<br />
<br />
== NeonYellow25 ==<br />
<br />
Neon: I suck a dumb girf<br />
Kitty: LOL<br />
<br />
ive rode a bike down a kill at like 40 km/h with no brakes and when i crashed into the tree it almost hilled me<br />
Hill*<br />
Killed smh*<br />
<br />
== Ninjasaac ==<br />
Snowdude01: this minechat message is sponsored by aquafina - water, monetized by pepsi<br />
Ninjasaac: i like cock<br />
Ninjasaac: *coke<br />
<br />
=={{u|nicrats}}==<br />
[nicrats]: 7seen soso123<br />
[frogggggg]: gg<br />
[nicrats]: fail<br />
[frogggggg]: he was on yesterday i think<br />
[nicrats]: 7seen soso123<br />
[nicrats]: double fail<br />
[frogggggg]: lol<br />
<br />
[TalonPlays]: Oh cynra<br />
[CynraSilver]: Yeah?<br />
[TalonPlays]: did you vote for CBRP yet?<br />
[CynraSilver]: CBRP?<br />
[TalonPlays]: CRPB*<br />
[CynraSilver]: ?<br />
[nicrats]: City Bank Romotion Patch<br />
<br />
*hey cort7ptime night<br />
<br />
==nktrain==<br />
tarheelscouse: naturally they would have a high speed line between them<br />
nktrain: I don't have a hunger bar.....<br />
tarheelscouse: creative, maybe?<br />
nktrain: oh<br />
(was in a minecart in survival mode)<br />
<br />
nktrain: aaaaaaaahhhhh<br />
nktrain: i like trains<br />
nktrain died<br />
tarheelscouse: loool<br />
<br />
*would anyone like to build on this server<br />
<br />
<br />
Player Console kicked Davidass for You have been kicked for idling more than 10 minutes..<br />
<br />
nktrain: #asskick<br />
<br />
nktrain: I love swimming in Whitechapel<br />
nktrain drowned<br />
<br />
=={{u|Noah|Noahlichstein/nopro988}}==<br />
*I need a suitable house for my five kids and two wives.<br />
* I can c*m<br />
** AP_Red: ....<br />
Noah: who has a bigger dick: obama or romney?<br />
Hawks: ...<br />
Cal: noah dont<br />
Kitty: probably romney tbh<br />
* (after joining SkyTransit Alliance) robin, chief kinda hooked me up<br />
* (In Mumble) What color is green?<br />
<br />
== {{u|o8f}} ==<br />
*Tired of any airline? Fly there yourself with a revolutionary new technology - the W key<br />
<br />
== Okok237 ==<br />
* My design is so barebones its almost cyanworthy. (in regards to Cyan Systems)<br />
* alright ima get some<br />
<br />
=={{u|Omricon}}==<br />
*What is the Orange line?<br />
*No seriously, what is the Orange line?<br />
*So where's my penthouse?? :P<br />
CaptainChimpy: Cort!<br />
Omricon: Cort now you can do your own damn w/e's :p<br />
CaptainChimpy: Your tag just got more orange!<br />
CortesiRaccoon: basically XD<br />
<br />
* mine_man_ is now AFK.<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: im afk<br />
[Mayor] WashingtonTdt: whoa<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: teeheehee<br />
* mine_man_ is no longer AFK.<br />
[Member] dope_cheese: how?<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: hax jk<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: 102% legit magic hax<br />
[Mod] Omricon: I can quit and still talk!<br />
[Mod] Omricon: Super hax<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: err, no<br />
Omricon left the game.<br />
[Governor] mine_man_: your still online :P<br />
[Mod] Omricon: Problem?<br />
<br />
* [Mod] Omricon: damn it yoshi<br />
<br />
* Omricon joined the game.<br />
* [Mayor] Sirots: wb<br />
* [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: wat<br />
* [Trustee] frankbros429: no its the spring version of flood in houston day today<br />
* [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: I wasn'te ven doing a world edit xD<br />
* [Mod] Omricon: damn it hnt!<br />
<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: I should go back playing overwatch<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: good luck<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: Omri do you play overwatch<br />
...<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: I suspect you don't<br />
[Mod] lalaboy: anyway...<br />
lalaboy left the game.<br />
[Mod] Omricon: oh<br />
[Mod] Omricon: didn't notice chat lol<br />
[Mod] Omricon: anyway...<br />
Omricon left the game.<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: I really like the fact that both left with the same message<br />
[Mod] AlikSong: lol<br />
[Governor+] autobus22: xD<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: that's new<br />
[Mayor] powerminer01: anyway...<br />
powerminer01 left the game.<br />
<br />
== {{u|Osbuso}} ==<br />
<br />
[Lord] Osbuso: Can a [French Hen] or above please evaluate Bearbury for [Lady].<br />
[Calling Bird] _HeavenAngel_: ok doesnt include me then :D<br />
[Maid] SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
<br />
== p11 ==<br />
* I'm near the fly anal bill bored<br />
* anyone near moms apparatus <br />
Someone - its mons pratus <br />
Me - oh<br />
<br />
=={{u|pachcool4}}==<br />
* CHEIF!<br />
* Benie, can i have a world edit?<br />
* GU Announcement* I love spam!<br />
* Benie what do you mean by 'Natural Selection'!?<br />
* It's Really Quickly! REAL QUICK DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!<br />
* No Urinating on Gravcorn's roads.<br />
* sorry, my can wanted attention! (meant to say "cat")<br />
<br />
== PamelaJacosqui ==<br />
SoaPuffball: what's the town name?<br />
PamelaJacosqui: i havent named it yet oops<br />
PamelaJacosqui: i am a mess of a human<br />
Hightech_TR: TR Tip #563: Name your town before you start it<br />
<br />
== pandg2 ==<br />
*poloticts is wired<br />
<br />
==Papyrus_17==<br />
Papyrus: chief can i have a poulet et croissants?<br />
chief: sure<br />
chief: stand back<br />
[ chief activates schematica's printer ]<br />
Papyrus: WAIT WHAT<br />
Papyrus: WTF IS THIS!!!<br />
chief: {{color|magenta|'''''magic'''''}}<br />
<br />
=={{u|PieTwins}}==<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: mind to call me?<br />
[Member] PieTwins: ?<br />
[Member] PieTwins: i don't think i can my mom won't want me to (thought phone call)<br />
<br />
==PlebBurnt==<br />
<br />
''hvt trying to stay on the computer''<br />
hvt2011: "But Megaman is on!" <br />
PlebBurnt: "I don't care, let me use it!!!!"<br />
<br />
=={{u|Ptld|PtldKnight}}==<br />
<pre><br />
Tulsi: if you had to choose someone on this server that was online rn for president, who would you pick<br />
PTLD: Yoshi<br />
PTLD: no<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game<br />
Tulsi: LOLOLOL<br />
</pre><br />
Gonna try out the 69th Catronics Store's elevator<br />
WHAT<br />
*_Ptld fell from a high place*<br />
[ATTN] _Ptld is suing Feline Holdings for negligence<br />
<br />
-=Player was Kicked=-<br />
Ptld: GgGgGgGgGgGgGgG<br />
<br />
Frumple: Ptld please stop Spamming<br />
<br />
Random Players: Hi Frumple<br />
<br />
Ptld: wut<br />
<br />
Frumple: I AM NOT HERE<br />
<br />
<br />
Ptld: FIRST ONE TO FIND ME GETS $20<br />
<br />
godz wants to tp<br />
<br />
Ptld: TP IS NOT ALLOWED<br />
<br />
cal76: caps<br />
<br />
Ptld: CAPS IS ALLOWED<br />
<br />
*Ptld was kicked for "CAPS IS NOT ALLOWED"<br />
<br />
=={{u|mjpwwf|Pueffie}}==<br />
Xx_DaKing_xX joined the game<br />
Welcome Xx_DaKing_xX to the Minecraft Rapid Transit server!<br />
[Citizen] mjpwwf: Welcome, DaKing, to the most wafflicious server on Minecraft!<br />
Xx_DaKing_xX left the game<br />
<br />
autobus22: *facebus*<br />
Mjpwwf: *Gives autobus22 some asperin after he headbussed*<br />
<br />
* Breaking news: Countless injuries reported and many others surprised to see it raining men outside. Story at 11.<br />
<br />
[Councillor] tdtspeedy: I'm getting java errors on my Windoes computer...<br />
[Trustee] mjpwwf: I guess Windoes wants to Windoesn't.<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''donate to me for randomness'''<br />
[Citizen] SoaPuffball: ModernArt imma donate $-1<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: You have recieved $-1 from SoaPuffball.<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''fake news'''<br />
<br />
[Citizen] mervynang: Connected with MineChat<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: Connected with a snow block (said while he was holding a snow block)<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Introducing SnowBlock''(R)''. The newest app for Minecraft server chat on mobile platforms.TM<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^-^'<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: you took my app chat joke far :)<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Download on the Crapp Store today for free.<br />
<br />
(later...)<br />
godziltrain was killed by lalaboy using [Blaster]<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: lalalalalalalalala *miuscnoet*<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Using the new Miuscnoet(TM) feature of ''SnowBlock'', you can share audiowith your Minecraft friends.<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: *sigh*<br />
<br />
<br />
[Citizen] time2makemymove: "L" get it??? lol<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l ?<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l .<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: m ?<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: j.<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: p ?<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: w.<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: w ?<br />
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: f.<br />
(some time later)<br />
[Senator+] Ardyle: u.<br />
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: naughty<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: gg<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l.<br />
[Senator+] mjpwwf: *averted* <br />
[Ardyle -> mjpwwf] fulk you<br />
[Ardyle -> mjpwwf] xD<br />
<br />
(time2makemymove is present)<br />
mjpwwf: time2sayhaider2all<br />
SoaPuffball: time2stopthetime2puns<br />
<br />
mjpwwf: hmm...the sign says Do Not Go Here.<br />
* mjpwwf goes here.<br />
<br />
Oshawott_12 joined the game<br />
SkyjumperTalon: wb<br />
Oshawott_12: hi<br />
mjpwwf: Occupational Health and Safety Administration wott_12 joined the game<br />
<br />
=={{u|Puffball5672}}==<br />
* i found my wood<br />
* oh no, i licked myself out *meant to say "locked"*<br />
puff: can i nominate frumple<br />
music: if u feel he's worthy for trusted rank<br />
<br />
== py0 ==<br />
London_IceBoy: Tonight: Heavy snowfall brings distruption and power failures to the UK<br />
pyth0n: WOOOT<br />
London_IceBoy: :DD<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
=={{u|cgc747|QueenSmae}}==<br />
<br />
*Footy? Is that slang for a slipper?<br />
*It's weed smoking rasta magic!<br />
* *is looking at kitty's new [[SkyTransit Alliance|SkyTransit]] livery* I like the dick on the tail! (it was a cloud)<br />
* (In Mumble) Come back Kitty I'm Jewish. *I miss you. That was my phone's autocorrect.<br />
* (In Mumble) '''Squeaks loudly'''<br />
*imtaRAIL Bitch Line?<br />
*i just read that as kinky orgasm..<br />
<br />
[Member] cgc747: ./me sacrifices a goat to satan to regain my eternal youth<br />
[Mayor] mine_man_: wouldnt that just turn you into a goat<br />
[Councillor+] ArdyArd: ^^^<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: ^<br />
<br />
<br />
*hnt says elecna bay "elenca bay" and i'm just like no honey<br />
<br />
*guys i can speak welsh, want to see? "Llanfairasdfghjklposharkeishanogogogoch"<br />
<br />
*kenalfenthursty<br />
<br />
*OMG I LOVE THE D... Train in Nippia<br />
<br />
(while chasing NKtrain) ALL HANDS ON DICK <br />
<br />
DECK*<br />
<br />
=={{u|qwolf1999}}==<br />
* MCYoshi, please get out of my screenshot... <br />
* What have you been smoking???<br />
* Hey chief, when is the snaps*it coming out? (Meant Snapshot)<br />
* I'm doing meth too! (Meant math)<br />
<br />
== Ramona ==<br />
<br />
hvt2011 left the game.<br />
Ramona: aw man the slave lavor left<br />
<br />
=={{u|RLcrafters|RLcrafters}}==<br />
<br />
*YAY! A person!<br />
*I no Fk<br />
*Because their nuggetery levels are over 9000?<br />
<br />
[P1] tarheelscouse: lala, you're oddly quiet<br />
[P1] lalaboy67: That's becasue I'm doing something in the back ground<br />
[P1] bestmate66: ._.<br />
[P1] tarheelscouse: like what? :P<br />
[P1] bestmate66: :P<br />
[P1] RLcrafters: o.o RUN!!!<br />
[P1] creeperface7990: xD<br />
[P1] tarheelscouse: XDXDXD <br />
[P1] bestmate66: XD<br />
<br />
*in other news COOKIIEEESSs!!!!<br />
* :D greeeeeeeeeeen!<br />
* the horse gave physics the middle finger<br />
* i almost world edited the taiga line into oblivion<br />
<br />
[P1] Benie: Great job. Now you just nuked 1/4 of the MRT.<br />
[P1] RLcrafters: YAY<br />
<br />
* what in the name of jebadiah kerman is this?!<br />
* u are forever immortalised<br />
<br />
(Ardy and Meet was building the Siletz ARM)<br />
Ardy: what's the name of the station in the south<br />
Meet: it can be like<br />
Meet: you can name it<3<br />
RL: welcome to <3 station please change here<br />
<br />
(Allifarki asked RL to build a franchise in his city one day)<br />
[Trustee] allifarki: RL your plot is ready<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: thts WAAAAAAAAAAY to shit<br />
allifarki left the game.<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: small!*<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ew<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ewww<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: someone said tht in mumble and i typed it<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ewwwwwwwww<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap ._.<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: who?<br />
allifarki joined the game<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: thts WAAAAAAAAAAY to shit<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap ._.<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: small<br />
allifarki left the game.<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: what the...?<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: is what i meant to say<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: twice...<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: lol<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: you keep ragequiting him<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: RIP<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: rip in shit<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: *small<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: LOL<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: ......<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: armada is so shit<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: *small<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: huehuehuehuehuehuehue<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: D: *dies*<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: but really armada is shit<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
RLcrafters died<br />
Player RLcrafters took their own life.<br />
[Mayor+] _Ardy: yep we just created a new inside joke<br />
<br />
* This station is a bit borkt<br />
* Bay 1 is the Just-a-bit-too-big-for-a-small-bus-bay-but-not-quite-large-enough-for-a-coach-bay-bay<br />
<br />
*how the f do you build before i can say supercalifragillisticexpialladocious<br />
<br />
* This is actually a highway, the B-Whatiwannacallitwhenitsdone to segville.<br />
<br />
* Im apparently pregnant with a baby chief called tarheel jr<br />
<br />
*OMG THIS BUILDING GIVES YOU THE FINGER<br />
<br />
*llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch-ium, element number: Wales!<br />
<br />
*Transferium, element 119, like to gain WarpTrains and be angry at everything.<br />
<br />
*robin... I LOVE YOU...... KISS ME<br />
<br />
RLcrafters: ATTN: The AFS HAS NOT shot down santa,<br />
Santabus22 died<br />
<br />
*What we have there is A: a nerd, and 2: ... (much mumble lol'ing ensues)<br />
<br />
* "joins" *a huge explosion is heard, in the distance a mushroom cloud forms* Everything thinks: RL........ :/<br />
<br />
i play like , 5 instruments<br />
not at teh same time though<br />
<br />
== {{u|Robang592}} ==<br />
*spawn (trying to type /spawn)<br />
*Shiok Shiok Satay! Shiok Shiok Satay! Beef or chicken patty, lets makan and party!<br />
<br />
=={{u|ryanfriel}}==<br />
*SoaPuffball is planning a 16 floor tall skyscraper, and Seastep is AFK. Both players are [Trustee]s.<br />
[Guest]: where is 16 floor skyscraper<br />
(at the same time)<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: in my new town<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: in my new town<br />
[Mayor+] ryanfriel: he is afk<br />
[Mayor+] ryanfriel: shoot got you guys mixed up<br />
<br />
=={{u|samyankeesfan20}}==<br />
* Hi Cheif!|Hi!| *chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*<br />
* Don't mind me, I'm just griefing.<br />
* AFK, stealing Thomas's bacon. *thomasfyfe shocked samyankeesfan20*<br />
* Benie you'll pay for this! (after Benie pranked him during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)<br />
* I have a new favourite food, an Ish Muffin<br />
* Bindo.<br />
* Hawks, on Minechat your face looks like an Iron Man that is taking a mega crap.<br />
* Throw your hands in the aiya, if you's a true playa. \o/<br />
* Sam: I'm off to G10.....to grief >:D Robin: You do that and I'll burn your town.<br />
* Rap is poetry. Dirty poetry.<br />
* Handy Manny. I break it, you fix it.<br />
Sam: I AFK boxed Chief. :D<br />
*lighting bolts are heard everywhere*<br />
Sam: hi chief...<br />
Benie: You angered the gods...<br />
jphgolf4321: i think sam's dead...<br />
Sam: erm...<br />
*chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*<br />
Sam: damnit<br />
* Go home, you're drunk.<br />
* wop wop wop<br />
* Yeet<br />
* The old map is more overcrowded than the Bronx<br />
* bruh<br />
* shoutout to all the pear<br />
<br />
== _sans05 ==<br />
[Media] _sans05: Good Morning Montego! Larkspur officers have hacked the DNC, Trump sworn in as dictator for all life<br />
Vickiposa: f***<br />
[Media] _sans05: Update: Vickiposa has been arrested by the MRT staff and Frumple<br />
[Media] KittyCat11231: '''BNN! Breaking News >>''' Investigators find literal smoking gun inside Vickiposa's admod office.<br />
Vickiposa: f*** x2<br />
SoaPuffball: oi no swearing<br />
SoaPuffball: this is a christian server<br />
_sans05: h***<br />
Vickiposa: f*** x3<br />
<br />
== Scopez_x_dynamo ==<br />
who can make me WORLD TRACE CENTER for $55<br />
<br />
=={{u|Seastep}}==<br />
_HeavenAngel_: So where are you from steppy?<br />
Seastep: Sorry, I may be afk sometimes<br />
Seastep: So nationality?<br />
*lengthy discussion about the definition of 'nationality'*<br />
Seastep: So my MRT home town is Aviation<br />
Seastep: It is on the NE16 station in the northeastern part of the map<br />
Seastep: It is two stops away from Titsensaki (NE18), the eastern terminus of the Northern Line.<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
Seastep: Do I get a cookie for that?<br />
_HeavenAngel_: only crumbs<br />
_HeavenAngel_: 1/10<br />
Seastep: xD<br />
<br />
Seastep: Wait, I can't edit<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ?<br />
Seastep: I'm an auto-confirmed user and I'm a Trustee, so I should be able to edit a semi-protected page like Funny Quotes...<br />
_HeavenAngel_: really?<br />
*Seastep checks wiki page again, notices something*<br />
Seastep: nvm<br />
Seastep: I didn't log in<br />
Seastep: XDD<br />
_HeavenAngel_: llel<br />
Seastep: I should add that to Funny Quotes too<br />
<br />
Seastep: well it's the fire<br />
SoSo123: no fire here :P<br />
Seastep: lol good<br />
SoSo123: no fire department here too :P<br />
Seastep: lol bad<br />
<br />
Seastep: AP?<br />
AP_Red: aye?<br />
Seastep: Could I call you PPAP?<br />
Seastep died<br />
<br />
*Soa puts on a dragon head on Seastep while he is editing Funny Quotes. Much later, he tells Sea to do F5.<br />
Seastep: Wait how did you get that onto me?!<br />
SoaPuffball: dispensers<br />
lfpp003: ?<br />
lfpp003: lol<br />
Seastep: ...<br />
<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: i have so much unused space<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: dunno what to build here<br />
[Trustee] Seastep: 15 Ice Tea Vendors xD<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: xD<br />
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: lel<br />
<br />
*Seastep is raging at Soa for AFK boxing him<br />
OH FFS<br />
SOAAA<br />
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE??<br />
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE???<br />
THE LAMB SAUCE!!!<br />
YOU CAN'T GRILL<br />
WITHOUT LAMB SAUCE<br />
<br />
*cancelling riot because no longer controlled by Gordon Ramsay<br />
<br />
Titsenski<br />
Savacaciski<br />
Aviationski<br />
Savacacski<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: anyone want to help me out with my glasswork? will pay 10 dollars<br />
camelfantasy: nah, too much of a pane<br />
Seastep: ba dum ass<br />
<br />
*talking rather quickly*<br />
Slow down your chat! You're halfway to being muted to spam!<br />
Seastep: I'm apparently half-way to being muted to spam<br />
TheSubway: lel<br />
TheSubway: gg<br />
TheSubway: get muted for spam<br />
<br />
=={{u|sesese9}}==<br />
sesese9: On the third day, God said let there be rest..<br />
_frozen: On the third day, God said 'What the heck happened here?!'<br />
sesese9: World-Edit happened...<br />
Narnia17: lol<br />
<br />
sesese9: (in Mumble): I'm not going to win the lottery...<br />
[Server]: Congrats to sesese9 for winning....<br />
Music3_0: what?<br />
KittyCat11231: wow<br />
sesese9: lol<br />
<br />
sesese9: hey alex, could I borrow your opinion for a sec?<br />
vexpix: lol sesese, as long as you give his opinion back<br />
alex: LOL<br />
<br />
autobus22: so what is se * se * se /=?<br />
autobus22: :P<br />
sesese9: 27 :)<br />
autobus22: true that could be<br />
<br />
_frozen: in fact: West Calbar will have two/three lines through it<br />
sesese9: 0_0<br />
_frozen: just a benefit of being a neighbour with me<br />
sesese9: yay :D<br />
<br />
sesese9: *goes to a corner*<br />
KittyCat111231: *slaps sesese9*<br />
sesese9: kitty, you are abusive<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: lol<br />
<br />
megascatterbomb: i dont feel so good<br />
{{color|yellow|megascatterbomb left the game}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|sesese9}} kicked megascatterbomb for *snap*}}<br />
<br />
In the plug.dj:<br />
Protocol: ah yes, rewind time. plug.dj with Cacto, kastle, hvt and protocol.<br />
sesese9: boi<br />
In the server:<br />
MC_Protocol left the game.<br />
Player sesese9 kicked MC_Protocol for never forget sese.<br />
<br />
Conric005: is hvt going to yeet me again<br />
Conric005: no? ok<br />
Player sesese9 kicked Conric005 for you have been yeeted.<br />
[Discord] Conric005: welp<br />
[Discord] Conric005: guess i got yeeted<br />
<br />
==shadowboarder==<br />
*don't worry SirNatureWriter, im not in it either<br />
<br />
== {{u|_ShiniStudios_}} ==<br />
ShiniStudios: admods, pls kick me. I'm too addicted rn in i need some sleep<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: can you pls kick shini<br />
megascatterbomb: if you can type you can click disconnect<br />
<br />
==Shirin_Maya==<br />
<br />
*In PM with Tar**<br />
Tarheelscouse: I know it's personal info, but if you don't mind me asking, how old are you?<br />
Shirin_Maya: Approximately?<br />
Shirin_Maya: Around 0-100<br />
Tarheelscouse: XD<br />
<br />
*Dig dig dig dig (while ardy was making a road and shirin was guest)<br />
<br />
Ardy: I remember the times shirin was a guest<br />
Shirin: God: I remember the times frumple being a guest<br />
<br />
== Silverbubble ==<br />
*wait afk boxing means actually boxing them?<br />
<br />
*(before leaving to take a shower) I kinda smell like shit, bbl.<br />
<br />
ModernArt: silver i build a new town in the epsilonian east called Freshwater :D<br />
SilverBubble: is it liek farwater<br />
SilverBubble: but better?<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: you know hwat iwl ltlak in p1<br />
[P1] SilverBubble: you know hwat iwl ltlak in p1<br />
<br />
SilverBubble: who owned seastep again?<br />
SoaPuffball: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh<br />
SoaPuffball: *facepalm*<br />
SoaPuffball: seastep is a player<br />
SoaPuffball: aviation is a town<br />
SilverBubble: ah<br />
<br />
~SilverBubble: ()<br />
-----<br />
l<br />
/\<br />
D E S P A C I T O<br />
Cookie46910: no<br />
SilverBubble: OOPS<br />
megascatterbomb: no<br />
Cookie46910: no<br />
hvt2011: NO<br />
Cookie46910: bad<br />
SoaPuffball: noooooooo<br />
<br />
== SirNatureWriter ==<br />
*Hello and welcome back to another episode of placing iron bars on iron bars with sirnaturewriter<br />
<br />
== {{u|Sirots}} ==<br />
<br />
**Sirots asks someone to help him raise a roof a few blocks** <br />
*15 minutes later*<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor+]}} Sirots: Thanks to you lazy bums I actually had to do something xD <br />
{{colour|green|[Senator+]}} camelfantasy: xD <br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: I consider my franchise a lot like Dominos. We were awful at first but then we got really good :P <br />
<br />
{{colour|orange|FlareGFX died}} <br />
{{colour|orange|Player}} {{colour|red|FlareGFX}} {{colour|orange|took their own life.}} <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: He was so young...<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Moleurs: Advert: Come to Frontier Graphics! We're great at our job and we're free! <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Advert: Come to MRT Logo Services! We're BETTER than Frontier Graphics and we charge you money! :P <br />
<br />
{{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} autobus22: *ignore that spam <br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: saying "ignore it" doesn't change that it happened :P <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ./ignore MinecraftYoshi26 :P <br />
{{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} mine_man_: xd<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Hey bert stop spamming with falls, we're having a serious debate here, kthxbyeee :P <br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Frumple promoted tarhellscouse from member to mod :P <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: woops I said tarhells instead of tarheels <br />
{{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} autobus22: "oh no the tarscouses from hell are attacking" <br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: I am a royaM, the 6th rank in the TRM<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Wait mineman was Nicki_Minaynay?!?! <br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: For once I'm the only Mayor on right now...<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: This is an important moment in history for Mayorism <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: Is [[Dabecco]] in YA <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: YA? <br />
{{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: Yaxier Aliance <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: No. <br />
{{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: AWPP? <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: AP_Red Watches People Play? <br />
<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Baron has a tendency now not to respond to anything I say... :P <br />
{{colour|#B2BC16|Ortem left the game.}} <br />
{{colour|red|[Admin]}} BaronThamesBank: Hey sirots :) <br />
{{colour|green|[Senator]}} camelfantasy: xD <br />
<br />
<br />
When mjpwwf was talking about something he has to do in college:<br />
Thanks for the heads up mj. I'll remember that in 4 years!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ATTENTION: Dabecco Town Hall will be closed all of today until tomorrow morning at 8AM EST. <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} ChimpehrianDance: why? <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Because I said so. <br />
<br />
<br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: This message is brought to you by Donald Frump <br />
{{colour|gray|[Guest]}} SevenBridges: xD <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: "Dump Trump, choose Frump" <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: FRUMPLE FOR PRESIDENT! <br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} _hnt: frumple's canadian <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ...of the MRT <br />
<br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} Omricon: damn it hnt! <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Damnit Omricon! Why are you damnit-ing other mods? <br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: :P <br />
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: Blame hnt <br />
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: YEAH! LET'S BURN HIS HOUSE <br />
{{colour|cyan|[Citizen+]}} ModernArt: lol<br />
<br />
== Skelezomperman ==<br />
<br />
* mcyoshi can u do the spleef its at 12 plz tell me the last one standing kthxbye | Skelezomperman has left the game<br />
<br />
* can i box chief frumple?<br />
<br />
Skele: how many people do you think eastside stadium could fit?<br />
Kitty: probably over half the amount the server can<br />
(While Skele was setting up the I TacoBurritoAThon)<br />
<br />
* Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, don't make me get it out<br />
<br />
nopro, do you wanna see the junk? (Referring to the old stuff under Crystal City)<br />
<br />
Skelezomperman: *Kraftler1 joined the game*<br />
Half_Crafteur: lol<br />
Skelezomperman: watch<br />
*Kraftler1 joined the game*<br />
* WARNING: Do NOT edit flags. Violators (including staff) will be prosedcuted.<br />
<br />
Skele: I'm experimenting with ice in my bedroom<br />
Kitty: that sounded so wrong<br />
Skele: ...<br />
<br />
*who wants a free advertisment on the MRT NewsChannel stream for only $10<br />
<br />
Cabal: I love rule 34<br />
~Skele: ^^^^^^^^^^^<br />
SoaPuffball: watch that pointer<br />
(Cabal's post was not sent to the Discord channel)<br />
<br />
== {{u|SkyjumperTalon}} ==<br />
<br />
*May I potentally ask to be an employed lady? An upgrade to mayor? (Christmas 17 ranks, [Mayor] is [Maid])<br />
*Turns out my school was supposed to be cancelled today but the superintendent overslept<br />
<br />
SkyjumperTalon: I'm an idiot and decided to put a metro pilar in the middle of the Eagleshort mini golf course<br />
SkyjumperTalon: I'm keeping it that way btw<br />
<br />
==SMB76Spotter==<br />
SMB76Spotter: PSYDUCK IS BAE<br />
SoSo123: PSY? Oh no...<br />
_HeavenAngel_: :o<br />
SMB76Spotter: _HeavenAngel_ IS BAE<br />
_HeavenAngel_: :o<br />
SMB76Spotter: TOARU IS HORNY<br />
_HeavenAngel_: LOL<br />
SoSo123: wat<br />
SMB76Spotter: KEVIN WANTS A SEIZURE<br />
SoSo123: wtf<br />
SMB76Spotter: SoSo123 IS TRIGGERED<br />
SoSo123: wat<br />
SMB76Spotter: LALALALALALALALALALALALA<br />
SoSo123: ...<br />
SMB76Spotter: * dies *<br />
SMB76Spotter died<br />
Player SMB76Spotter took their own life.<br />
SoSo123: we should add that to the quotes<br />
SMB76Spotter: yep<br />
_HeavenAngel_: You shouldn't have eaten those pills<br />
SMB76Spotter: I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA<br />
SoSo123: That MV sucks<br />
SoSo123: The song is terrible too<br />
<br />
=={{u|SoaPuffball}}==<br />
<br />
a floating block is realistic<br />
i shot it with my unrealistic invisible starship<br />
<br />
Guest joined the game.<br />
Welcome Guest to the Minecart Rapid Transit server!<br />
SoaPuffball: wb<br />
<br />
*Guest has been relogging a lot<br />
[Guest] left the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: Guest joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: nope<br />
[Guest] joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: lel<br />
SoSo123: add that to your quotes<br />
<br />
ModernArt: know can you do some cars for me in Norwest pls?<br />
knowmads7: and yea sure<br />
SoaPuffball: pay him a nuke first then<br />
ModernArt: oh wow<br />
knowmads7: *** lol<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: aaaand i can't reach shadow anymore<br />
SoaPuffball: :(<br />
* LDShadowLord is now AFK.<br />
SoaPuffball: (as in Shadow_Lord1234)<br />
SoSo123: LOL<br />
SoaPuffball: wow<br />
SoaPuffball: when i said that the other shadowlord went afk :P<br />
<br />
frogggggg: the firework system is finished :D<br />
SnowPuffball_: :D<br />
SnowPuffball_: Does the fire work?<br />
frogggggg: yeep<br />
SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
London150: Ohhhh<br />
_Kastle: ?<br />
London150: The puns are incredible<br />
SnowPuffball_: fire work = firework<br />
<br />
(talking about 1.13 features)<br />
SoaPuffball: actually usable 38:8<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: what code is 38:8?<br />
SoaPuffball: smooth stone<br />
AP_Red: No, that's 43:8<br />
SoaPuffball: oyerite<br />
AP_Red: 38:8's the oxeye daisy<br />
LithiumMirnuriX: lol<br />
SoaPuffball: :P<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: i got an omae mou<br />
SoaPuffball: i got a wa shindeiru<br />
SoaPuffball: uh<br />
Kel5: n a n i s o a<br />
SoaPuffball: omae wa mou shindeiru<br />
lalaboy: NANI<br />
<br />
(_Kastle was recently demoted)<br />
SoaPuffball: kastle!<br />
SoaPuffball: congrats for trial mod!<br />
SoaPuffball: :3<br />
Kel5: ^<br />
_Kastle: lol<br />
<br />
Starcubed: does anyone want a quick buck<br />
SoaPuffball: me<br />
Starcubed: tpa :P<br />
*Soa tpa's to Star*<br />
SoaPuffball: now give me mah moneh<br />
Starcubed: could you fill in<br />
Starcubed: oh<br />
SoaPuffball: with<br />
Starcubed: OH<br />
Starcubed: LOl<br />
*Star gives $0.001 to Soa*<br />
<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: soa, do not say where we are<br />
SoaPuffball: where we are<br />
SoaPuffball: :^<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: da**it<br />
<br />
(1 hour before restart, AyyLion and Cookie are teammates in TAR)<br />
cookie46910 died in a wall (npc)<br />
AyyLion: cookie dies in infinity war<br />
woorich999: restart was 23 hours ago<br />
woorich999: it takes that npc 23 hours to die<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
SoaPuffball: 23 Hours to Die: The Movie<br />
AyyLion: lol that should be out TAR name<br />
<br />
[Media] ModernArt: Do you not have any money on demand? Do you desperately need it? well /msg ModernArt for loans! 50% payback! if you don't pay, you will be-<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: killed and banned forever!<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
[Media] frogggggg: Splattered all over the wall and be ditched by your insurance! :D<br />
<br />
<br />
(in Frumple’s YouTube video of [[The Mole 9]] Episode 5)<br />
SoaPuffball: [Mod] CynraSilver: hello / Cynra got demoted?<br />
Frumple: Read the date at the beginning and the video description: “This episode was held on May 5, 2018” / This was a day before the May GSM where Cynra got promoted.<br />
SoaPuffball: Frumple lol<br />
<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: Tacurger Shack @ Evella Airport<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: Now Open1<br />
nicrats: Open1<br />
SoaPuffball: Open2<br />
nicrats: Open3<br />
<br />
Skelezomperman: hey Narnia, are you willing to partner with me for A1 work?<br />
SoaPuffball: that translates to "can you please be my w/e slave"<br />
sesese9: xD<br />
<br />
hvt2011: my f key wouldn't activate for some reason<br />
IcedPuffball: press f to pay respects<br />
hvt2011: g<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: F<br />
Cact0: d<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: 6<br />
<br />
Cact0: k brb<br />
Cact0: dinner<br />
IcedPuffball: bon appetiet<br />
IcedPuffball: that's a wrong spelling I think :/<br />
IcedPuffball: and wrong grammar :/ :/<br />
<br />
(me is SoaPuffball)<br />
[me -> ByteMega] thanks<br />
[ByteMega -> me] somewhere around this area<br />
[ByteMega -> me] and dont screw up the lake plsthansk<br />
[me -> ByteMega] * turns the lake into a screw<br />
[ByteMega -> me] *annexes your town<br />
<br />
Cact0: my wall just vanished<br />
Cact0: f*****g internet<br />
SoaPuffball: wall is an admod confirmed<br />
Cact0: xD<br />
SoaPuffball: cacto's wall<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: you are the ocean's mistake<br />
SoaPuffball: destined for memes and dreams<br />
SoaPuffball: and maids you f-g weeb<br />
SoaPuffball: (hia)<br />
<br />
Conric005: does anyone know of a head i can use for an airport security guard '''other than the head of tom'''<br />
Cact0: uhh<br />
Cact0: the head of tom<br />
SoaPuffball: Tom_Pairs's head<br />
Conric005: boi<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: always n steps ahead*<br />
SoaPuffball: (n may be zero or negative)<br />
<br />
camelfantasy: yoshi's name is 16 characters so it's atleast 16<br />
SoaPuffball: isnt yoshi just 5<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: mood<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: helicopters are dumb<br />
SoaPuffball: waht you're sying is<br />
SoaPuffball: "the only means of transport to many isolated towns are dumb"<br />
time2makemymove left the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: aaaaaaaaand he left<br />
<br />
Narnia17: whats after pinkconc1-10<br />
(frosty pasting schematics)<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: next is purple<br />
SoaPuffball: grayconc<br />
Narnia17: DA**IT<br />
SoaPuffball: ?<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: wat<br />
Narnia17: i tried grayconc<br />
SoaPuffball: LOL<br />
Narnia17: this is why we can't have nice things<br />
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: xD<br />
SoaPuffball died<br />
Frosty_Creeper10: gj soa<br />
<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: Comet Cafe @ Larkspur<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: ...is not yet open.<br />
[Media] woorich999: Freshee Tea @ LAR Airport is finished but not open<br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: but it's ready to open when Larkspur Lilyflower opens!<br />
<br />
[Discord] Echo: all hail echohue<br />
SoaPuffball: hi echo<br />
SoaPuffball: sorry, but i don't send hailstorms<br />
<br />
(referencing time's infamous quote)<br />
SoaPuffball: then, everyone and their mom had a gate at atc<br />
SoaPuffball: next, everyone and their mom had a gate at fyi<br />
SoaPuffball: soon, everyone and their mom had a gate at lar :P<br />
<br />
''[Server] New World Dynmap Render in progress...''<br />
''[Server] No WorldEdits or other dynmap renders allowed.''<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: hi may i pls have a heli pasted in because schematica doesn't exist as far as i know<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: soa read the blue message :P<br />
SoaPuffball: oyarite ty<br />
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: may i pls still have it kappa<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: um soa<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: you may not have it because of the blue message :P<br />
SoaPuffball: read the last word :P<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: that is a greek letter yes<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: i'm going to be on a long-a** flight tomorrow, ama except where i'm going :P<br />
SoaPuffball: where are you going<br />
* soa gets smitten<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: cookie?<br />
Cookie46910: hi<br />
SoaPuffball: why am i calling cookie lol<br />
Cookie46910: ?<br />
SoaPuffball: moramoa is mega's right<br />
Cookie46910: yea<br />
SoaPuffball: then why was i asking you :P<br />
SoaPuffball: *facepalm*<br />
Cookie46910: ?????<br />
hvt2011: ?????????????????????????<br />
<br />
Needn_NL: bonjour<br />
SoaPuffball: cya<br />
Needn_NL: bonjour as in hai<br />
SoaPuffball: .-. me<br />
SoaPuffball: and my knowledge of french<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: many users are known for not liking something.<br />
SoaPuffball: for instance, kitty is known for not liking alliance lease gates, time helicopters, and soa glass panes.<br />
lil_shadow59: What am i known for not liking<br />
Echohue: I love everybody <3<br />
Echohue: except for soa<br />
SoaPuffball: lil_shadow59 anything that is not a power plant<br />
lil_shadow59: d**n you got me<br />
SoaPuffball: soa is also known for not liking Echohue.<br />
Echohue: D:<br />
SoaPuffball: checkmate<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: kangaroo is known for hating the bed<br />
TheGreenKangaroo left the game.<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: mumble is just a compilation of people saying hello<br />
Cookie46910: mood<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: idk why but i feel like vicki was destined to be a mod from the very start<br />
Vickiposa: it's my d e s t i n y<br />
SoaPuffball: she rigged her very first lottery ticket :P<br />
KittyCat11231: ''"i am inevitable"'' -vicki<br />
<br />
[Discord] LithiumMirnuriX: Hey, your country is annexed and country code merged?<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/443854485190606859/583931841636204556/image0.png<br />
SoaPuffball: how much am i gonna be going deeper to that image<br />
JM_IJsselwroomen: ^there's something wrong when an image answering your question goes 4 screenshots deep<br />
SoaPuffball: we shouldn't go deeper<br />
<br />
* woorich999 is no longer AFK.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi woorich<br />
SoaPuffball: hey woorich<br />
woorich999: hi<br />
woorich999: hey<br />
Cookie46910: hi soa<br />
Coolie46910: heya soa<br />
<br />
chiefbozx: i'm wearing pants<br />
Vulpicula: pfft, wearing pants<br />
SoaPuffball: Vulpicula wears a skirt<br />
Vulpicula: ahem, it's called a kilt and it's MANLY. :><br />
[Media] SoaPuffball: vulpicula wears a skirt confirmed<br />
Vulpicula: plus there's a nice cool breeze in the summer<br />
<Chief shocks Vulpicula.><br />
<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: julius seesaw x jk bowling<br />
[Discord] London150: :O<br />
[Discord] London150: Bad soa<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: i’m sorry i should’ve not said that<br />
[Discord] London150: Ban<br />
<br />
*its impolite to lag while playing xD<br />
*According to all known laws of swimming, there is no way a squid should be able to go through walls. / Its tentacles are too small to get it's fat little body onto the walls. / The squid, of course, goes through walls anyway because squids don't care what humans think are impossible.<br />
*lottery update: you can now waste $25 in the lottery to get $0!<br />
*brb fingerdash<br />
*buy fred scam! $999.99 for 1 month of scam!<br />
* [HelpOp] SoaPuffball: it's your cue to unafk (MIKE24DUDE left after realizing that all mods are afk when asking a w/e)<br />
*/summon minecraft:player[rank="mod,admin"]<br />
*kota lembah's name is now lifebush<br />
*i don't like acacia wood but i like acacia blocks<br />
*i'm kinda good at avoiding landscars except when i'm not<br />
*time to sit and watch while the others duel for gates<br />
*the plural of staff is staves<br />
*[Media] SoaPuffball: IntraRail - we don't know where in The Map(tm) our stations are<br />
*my mind: "country roads take me home to the place i belong west arcadia"<br />
*ap, head of ppap<br />
*julius seesaw<br />
<br />
=={{u|Soleurs}}==<br />
* CHIEFIE!<br />
* Uh oh, I must've hired another advertiser in my sleep again.<br />
* I wasn't singing........ *Soleurs was moved to Random Musical Interludes by Benie*<br />
* I need "person here" on.<br />
* For crying out loud...<br />
* Yay for shameless advertising!<br />
* .....Or we could do that (To many scenarios that McYoshi presents to me that are simpler than mine)<br />
* Owie! *after being shocked*<br />
* LP *insert division here* is here to help!<br />
* It's a small world after all!........ *Soleurs was moved to Random Musical Interludes by Benie*<br />
* Yoooooo Hallloooooooooo!<br />
* WB *insert username here*<br />
* You touched my redstone! *Soleurs was moved to Redstone and Fireworks by Benie*<br />
* Nice work, I crashed! (To McYoshi)<br />
* I believe I just flooded my stairwell.<br />
* Thou shalt not throw snowballs into my summer home!<br />
* I'm singing! ... Just to annoy—! *Soleurs was muted by Benie before sentence could be finished*<br />
* I think you will need something stronger than a Pokèball to catch a Frumple<br />
* You'll be Soleurs' sunspot as well as Benie's Ender Minion (to qwolf1999)<br />
* Donkey Dorf!<br />
* Oklahoma: The Land of Unpredictable Weather.<br />
* The itty-bitty widdle ADF recruitees<br />
* Buh buh buh bird bird bird, bird is online. Buh buh bird, bird, bird is online.<br />
* 2Gopher gets a phone call", BRINGBRING BRING PHONE CALL PHONE CALL BRINGBRINGBRING<br />
Soleurs joined the game<br />
Soleurs: ./bitchslap JohnNotTech<br />
* We're working on John's artificial butt.<br />
* Presenting SOLEURS BELL! Tinker Bell is off tonight.<br />
* I'll ride FredRail, don't abuse me. To Fred while being abused<br />
<br />
=={{u|SonicTornado}}==<br />
* *Funeral Music*<br />
* plugins=LAG!!<br />
* GRIEF(after yoshi broke a block in checkers/mumble chat)<br />
* and then there was two<br />
* Srry, my brain is dead right now<br />
* Keks is 99.99% Cookies<br />
* (In Mumble) Tom_Pairs: These Helicopters look like Lego Duplo Blocks | SonicTornado: Try placing a big one in a 8x8x1 cuboid<br />
* SonicTornado: Hows Lide | Frumple: I like lide, lides good | SonicTornado: Life*!!<br />
* I need a lawyer, NOW!<br />
* SonicTornado: Why you got to be so mean, chiefie! | chiefbozx: ? | Minecrfatyoshi26: Hey Sonic thats my thing, why you got to be so mean?<br />
<br />
== {{u|soso123}} ==<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} ByteMega: *bites Adan*<br />
<br />
{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} AdanWongCL2: *summons Diemundz aka Superman*<br />
<br />
a while later...<br />
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{{color|Yellow|Diemundz joined the game.}}<br />
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*Why aren't black ppl named Black Widows?<br />
<br />
*I hope he won't freeze my account lol<br />
Elsa couldn't control herself<br />
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{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} AdanWongCL2: DrainPro<br />
<br />
(I forgot who): DrainPro your town should have a lot of drains<br />
<br />
(then a lot of people like Toaro and HeavenAngel called TrainPro into a lot of different rhymed names)<br />
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{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} FinnehPleh: Adan<br />
<br />
(exactly same second)<br />
<br />
{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} AdanWongCL2: ???<br />
<br />
{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} FinnehPleh: ?<br />
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*Edited Ricky (meant to be edited wiki)<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} Toaro: It's not as poor at Ethopia<br />
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{{color|DarkCyan|[Trustee]}} AdanWongCL2: Not as poor as Utopia<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: : Two Stringles.<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: One called Stringle55, one called Stringle55. So confusing...<br />
<br />
{{color|RoyalBlue|[Councilor]}} TrainPro: define "confusing".<br />
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{{color|RoyalBlue|[Councilor]}} VernCow: probably brothers or something<br />
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{{color|Gray|[Guest]}} StringleSS: I don't have a brother<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} Stringle55: i don't have a brother<br />
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(EXACTLY SAME SECOND o_o)<br />
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*If you kiss die you'll die<br />
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{{color|Yellow|Starcubed}} joined the game.<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: wb the star cubed into a kottle then grew wings and became a bottle then flew away<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} Starcubed: lol<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: I'm having fever<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: Still feeling a bit dizzy...<br />
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{{color|DarkGreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: aww gws<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: aww thanks :3<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: *admod joins the game*<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: Player <insert admod here> kicked soso123 for Go to sleep if your sick.<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: *soso123 joins the game*<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: no <insert admod here> I got perms from my mommy :(<br />
<br />
{{color|DarkGreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: lol<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: welp<br />
<br />
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: I'ma add that to the quotes<br />
<br />
{{color|DarkGreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: lol<br />
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{{color|Yellow|soso123 joined the game.}}<br />
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{{color|Blue|[Mayor+]}} Toaro: heya<br />
<br />
{{color|darkgreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: heya<br />
<br />
{{color|darkgreen|[P1]}} soso123: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLL<br />
<br />
{{color|darkgreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: lol<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} Toaro: BOOOOOOOMMMMM<br />
<br />
{{color|darkgreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: the guest went out like a wrecking ball<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} Toaro: of course<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} Toaro: BOOM BOOM BOOM<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: the tv is saying: we explode the zombies to make them fresher (directly translated from Chinese)<br />
<br />
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}} tomtomy8: ...<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} BuildPilot: lol soso<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: jk it's shredded ginger which sounds 100% like zombies in Chinese<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: Am I acting immature lel<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: ur acting mature lel<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: lel guess my age<br />
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{{color|green|[Senator]]}} _HeavenAngel_: 69<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: ageless<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: you're both out<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: I win<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: goodbye<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: I win too<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: yay angels and SMB wins<br />
<br />
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} SoSo123: You're both out of the quiz<br />
<br />
{{color|green|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: xD<br />
<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} SMB76Spotter: xD<br />
<br />
<br />
SoSo: yay emperor's new clothes<br />
SoSo: A full set of monkey costume<br />
SoSo: That suits my classmate<br />
Chimpy: brb changing skin<br />
CaptainChimpy left the game.<br />
<br />
<br />
SoSo: Unjinz wanna help with metros?<br />
unjinz: uhhhh<br />
SoSo: what does the fox say?<br />
SoSo: unjinz: uhhhh<br />
unjinz: uhhhh<br />
SoSo: I guess Ylvis got it wrong then xD<br />
unjinz: Ylvis didn't know what they started xD<br />
miney: oh god<br />
DJMC: Foxes bark.<br />
unjinz: not really it's weird<br />
<br />
(When _InDev_ is randomly PVP-ing his bro)<br />
SoSo: InDev stop torturing ur bro :(<br />
InDev: shh I'm fighting with a diamond hoe<br />
<br />
(When bulba is trying to sleep but he couldn't)<br />
bulba: apparently the moon is fighting against going up<br />
SoSo: Apparently the sun is bullying the moon.<br />
bulba: ...<br />
<br />
DoTheKeno_ fell out of the world<br />
SoSo: InDev >:(<br />
InDev: I swear I'm not doing anything<br />
SoSo: stop torturing ur bro xD<br />
Sesh: lol<br />
<br />
Chimpy: How pure is New York snow?<br />
SoSo: it's purer than your love to your mama :P<br />
Chimpy: XD<br />
Froggy: LOL soso<br />
<br />
*SoaPuffball trolls SoSo by spawning rabbits named "Rebettka" and "Ribbitka"<br />
REBBETKA<br />
This classroom is not for rabbits<br />
*later..<br />
HOLY CRABSTICKS<br />
ITS THE RABBITS<br />
<br />
*to build in my property you need to fly to america and wake up camel<br />
<br />
Ardy: drop the bass<br />
SoSo: the bass dropped so hard that all the MRT members fell down from the space world to the games world<br />
Skele: lol<br />
<br />
Mossie: Personally I find it better doing last minute revision<br />
SoSo: same but my parents force me to do first minute revision<br />
SoSo: *middle minute revision<br />
Mossie: lol<br />
SoSo: *mid-last minute revision<br />
<br />
SoSo123 joined the game.<br />
Heaven: hey sauce<br />
SoSo: hey I'm jam not sauce<br />
Heaven: xD<br />
<br />
(trying to define OSC aka Object Show Community)<br />
Octopus Swimming Contest/.'<br />
Octopus Swimming Contest?<br />
<br />
SoSo123: raining steak<br />
jphgolf4321: stop raining steak pls<br />
SoaPuffball: wow<br />
<br />
Yellowitcher is now afk.<br />
SoSo123: nao yello jello<br />
SoSo123: don't be afk<br />
Yellowitcher left the game.<br />
SoSo123: YELLO JELLO DON'T GO! e_e<br />
<br />
dragonbloon419: frosty's production is temporarialy put on hold while I find the locations<br />
SoSo123: lol<br />
SoSo123: there's 1 in stoneedge<br />
SoSo123: do i get money<br />
SoaPuffball: there's one in savacaci<br />
<br />
* Lag Spike happens<br />
godziltrain: still max blocks<br />
SoaPuffball: wat<br />
SoSo123: rly?<br />
godziltrain: yup, hende the lag rn<br />
[Media] SoSo123: EXTREME LAG WARNING<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
SoSo123: that came out so late<br />
godziltrain: bit late for that<br />
SoaPuffball: ^<br />
* later<br />
godziltrain: undoing it now, I've got the area so I can clear the land first<br />
SoSo123: ok<br />
* Lag Spike happens<br />
[Media] godziltrain: lag over<br />
[Media] SoSo123: Another lag warning<br />
SoaPuffball: late lol<br />
[Media] SoSo123: SoSo123 is not responsible for sending out late lag messages<br />
godziltrain: yes you are<br />
SoSo123: :(<br />
SoaPuffball: you are lol<br />
* later<br />
godziltrain: just a wee bit<br />
* Lag Spike happens<br />
[Media] SoSo123: I hope this lag warning doesn't come out late<br />
[Media] SoSo123: Damn<br />
SoaPuffball: it does<br />
[Media] SoSo123: SoSo123 is sad right now due to his lag warning keep sending out late<br />
<br />
* People are talking about Ben6331<br />
[Governor] SoSo123: Ban6331<br />
[Mod] AlikSong: LOL soso<br />
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<br />
*SoSo123 joined the game<br />
*ConnConn2005 : hi<br />
*ModernArt: wb<br />
*SoSo123: Hii<br />
*SoSo123: No admods...<br />
*Ap_Red joined the game<br />
<br />
SnowPlow123: *uses tape to cover moria's mouth<br />
SnowPuffball_: xD<br />
SnowPuffball_: i knew you knew it<br />
SnowPlow123: I knew you knew it<br />
<br />
SoSo123: camelfantasy is now AFK.<br />
* camelfantasy is now afk.<br />
SoSo123: lel<br />
SoSo123: and it's for real<br />
<br />
== Starcubed ==<br />
* A mod told me to draw a d**k.<br />
* Lala my machine is ready<br />
* installing windows will be a pane<br />
* lol what if we told people from HTC to join the MRT (talking to SoaPuffball, HTC is a very different discord server)<br />
<br />
Tsarcubed: do you have prostibots? (talking to Know)<br />
knowmads7: no xD<br />
knowmads7: thats perverted<br />
Tsarcubed: SHHHH<br />
<br />
Tsarcubed: SH*T<br />
Tsarcubed: SH*T<br />
Tsarcubed: I /CLEARED LALA'S ENDORSEMENT F**K<br />
Tsarcubed: F***<br />
Tsarcubed left the ggame.<br />
Narnia17: you see<br />
Narnia17: i saved a copy<br />
SoaPuffball: :P<br />
<br />
ModernArt: why is bird **** going on newrail trains<br />
Tsarcubed: so america can claim it<br />
ModernArt: xd<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: dab<br />
IcedPuffball: no<br />
lil_shadow59: bad<br />
<br />
Starcubed: is vicki icki<br />
Vickiposa: i like to think i'm not icki<br />
<br />
* Vickiposa is no longer AFK.<br />
SoaPuffball: hia ward girl<br />
Vickiposa: hai hai<br />
Starcubed: whats ward girl<br />
Vickiposa: me<br />
Starcubed: is vicki the queen of ward 7<br />
SoaPuffball: maybe :3<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: Starcubed at this point i could as well be nicking lil_shadow as "lily"<br />
lil_shadow59: yea<br />
Starcubed: its his stripper name<br />
SoaPuffball: :x:<br />
lil_shadow59: he's not wrong<br />
Starcubed: im not the one that made it<br />
Starcubed: i jsut err<br />
Starcubed: adopted it<br />
<br />
*anyone here remember when MRT's de facto currency was tacos<br />
<br />
Vickiposa joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: hi ward girl<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: Ward girl<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: What about ward woman<br />
SoaPuffball: ward lady<br />
Vickiposa: (for what it's worth, i like ward girl the most)<br />
[Discord] Starcubed: Ward the other binary gender that is made using two X chromosomes<br />
<br />
== stringle55 ==<br />
<br />
Ardy: Instead he said we can get a mod to issue a warning<br />
String: food idea<br />
Ardy: nom<br />
String: *good<br />
Ardy: LOOOL<br />
<br />
*stringle55 is stuck<br />
*DasNexus tells him to /spawn<br />
<br />
== Suppoe ==<br />
<br />
suppoe: Its 1:42 over here<br />
DasNexus: Then go to bed :P<br />
Benie: You're not our mom.<br />
DasNexus: ikr :D<br />
suppoe: Silly Gas :P<br />
DasNexus: Ehem<br />
suppoe: Oh Das*<br />
<br />
*Your teach is a beach<br />
<br />
suppoe: My town is kind of far from civilization so probably noby even noticed it lol<br />
KittyCat11231: what's its name?<br />
suppoe: I forgot lol<br />
<br />
==supykun==<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: whenever a guest joins we complain that they came here illegally<br />
KittyCat11231: :P<br />
supykun: You Immigrants! Go back to Mineplex!<br />
Narnia17: :O<br />
PieTwins: no<br />
kekkomatic: lol!<br />
Just_Robinho: LOL<br />
PieTwins: lol<br />
just_robinho: Ahahahahaha XD<br />
PieTwins: :D<br />
<br />
supykun: I made a real good roast joke<br />
tarheelscouse: please dont ever say the word "roast" ever again<br />
tarheelscouse: "roast" eww<br />
supykun: "You are so unattractive, even waifus repel from you!"<br />
tarheelscouse: xDDDD<br />
AP_Red: xD<br />
tarheelscouse: that is so amazing<br />
tarheelscouse: i am so using that<br />
<br />
supykun: So LSD, are you gonna send us a mail or..?<br />
mine_man_: LSD is a drug supy<br />
LDShadowLord: https://goo.gl/DGFuzb<br />
mine_man_: LDS is a player :P<br />
supykun: We shall be smokin our leader, Mine.<br />
mine_man_: XD<br />
TrainPro: .-.<br />
supykun: We smoke him up like a British chimney worker<br />
CortesiRaccoon: somebodyadd that to the funny quotes page<br />
TrainPro: LOL!<br />
<br />
supykun: Its okay to cuss a bit when its not offensive, Mega<br />
MegaMC: language, supy<br />
MegaMC: oh<br />
supykun: For a fucking example... like this. It's okay to do so, believe it or not xD<br />
_HeavenAngel_: supy im offended<br />
MegaMC: Me too<br />
supykun: Heaven, Im sorry I called you the E-word<br />
supykun: Example<br />
MegaMC: All of us are offended<br />
_HeavenAngel_: :(<br />
supykun: I shouldnt have said the E-Word<br />
MegaMC: Example<br />
supykun: I am also sorry for saying the T word<br />
supykun: This.<br />
MegaMC: I am also sorry for saying the S word<br />
MegaMC: sorry<br />
supykun: Next time I act like this, you can kill me to give an example.<br />
supykun: Oh damn<br />
_HeavenAngel_: xD<br />
TrainPro: ...<br />
MegaMC: Supy, you better add that to the funny quotes<br />
<br />
supykun: Janghwa City used to look like... "a strip club" -Vulpicula<br />
camelfantasy: GG<br />
CaptainChimpy: LOL<br />
dope_cheese: LOL<br />
dope_cheese: xDDD<br />
camelfantasy: xD<br />
<br />
supykun: ...Noobtella<br />
supykun: Dammit<br />
supykun: Nutella<br />
<br />
Patrick44_LFC : Be back in 5<br />
Patrick44_LFC is now AFK<br />
supykun: Seconds. Ok<br />
supykun: Are you back?<br />
Patrick44_LFC is no longer AFK<br />
Patrick44_LFC : Minutes you muppet<br />
Patrick44_LFC is now AFK<br />
<br />
supykun: Cal76 + Benie + Camelfantasy + Ortem + Narnia = CALIFORNIA<br />
<br />
supykun: I'm kinda sad the MRT Eastern is passing through my island.<br />
SoaPuffball: y<br />
supykun: It's a defunct reason, though- I originally wanted isolation<br />
supykun: "Now, the time has changed."<br />
SoaPuffball: but last i checked you can decline the offer<br />
supykun: I discussed with Frumple.<br />
supykun: He said, "If you have the Eastern Line, you are a cool fox"<br />
supykun: And I was like, "Oh shit"<br />
SoaPuffball: that needs to go to funny quotes btw<br />
<br />
Starcubed: "its not racist if im also asian" -RiceGum<br />
supykun: You wanna hear a racy joke?<br />
Frosty_Foobar10: ok it's not racist if i'm also chinese<br />
Starcubed: would I get banned if I built a dog meat restaurant<br />
supykun: Why can't Asians fly airplanes? Cause they always FRY them.<br />
supykun: (runs)<br />
MigInfi: ahhaahahhahahahahha<br />
Aliksong: LOOOL<br />
Cookie46910: tru<br />
Frosty_Foobar10: LMAO supy<br />
<br />
_HeavenAngel_: i didn't know i could feel pain on the internet<br />
Supykun: I feel pain from reading your comment alone #RANDOMBURN<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
_HeavenAngel_: lol<br />
Supykun: (insert stockimage gif of an epic explosion)<br />
_HeavenAngel_: bad supy that's enough wine for today<br />
Supykun: Well you can't tell me what to do<br />
mi_aquamarine: :O<br />
_HeavenAngel_: o;<br />
Supykun: Cause I make POUR decisions<br />
mi_aquamarine: haha<br />
_HeavenAngel_: *pikachu shocked face*<br />
mi_aquamarine: someone add that to funny quotes<br />
_HeavenAngel_: >_<<br />
<br />
mi_aquamarine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XcYhPHnLDs<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: Risky click of the day<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gl<br />
_HeavenAngel_: let me know if its safe<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: AAHHHHH<br />
_HeavenAngel_: gg<br />
supykun: Don't click on it<br />
supykun: You can get syphilis<br />
_HeavenAngel_: O;<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: Now I need to cleanse Chrome<br />
supykun: One time, I had a friend.<br />
supykun: She was very close to me.<br />
supykun: And then, one night, we hung out at the playground.<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: as you do...<br />
_HeavenAngel_: hmmmmm<br />
supykun: She was at the swings, and I was eating rocks on the ground.<br />
supykun: But then<br />
supykun: suddenly<br />
supykun: a link appeared<br />
supykun: and starting chasing us demanding that we click on it with our tiny hands<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: Did he have the master sword?<br />
supykun: I hid underneath the giant rock<br />
supykun: but she<br />
supykun: she- she... *sniffs*<br />
_HeavenAngel_: oh no ;(<br />
supykun: She clicked on it.... and I never saw her again!!<br />
mi_aquamarine: ooo<br />
mi_aquamarine: *oooof<br />
_HeavenAngel_: ;o<br />
mi_aquamarine: byebye supy's friend<br />
GrumpyGoomba9: *coming to cinemas late 2019<br />
supykun: She contracted gonorrhea from that link, and she gone-o-rhea'd from this universe.<br />
supykun: Forever.<br />
supykun: (runs)<br />
_HeavenAngel_: oh you better run<br />
_HeavenAngel_: all that buildup<br />
<br />
supykun: Hey beautiful, handsome, pretty, masculine and feminine mods out there,<br />
supykun: can we have a brief w-e please?<br />
sesese9: huh definitely not one of those people described<br />
Frumple: Your attempt at flattery has failed<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza<br />
Starcubed: HONK<br />
SoaPuffball: h o n k<br />
supykun: only for barbeque pizzas, honk. Everything else, go crash on the pole.<br />
<br />
*"Dear Frumple, I am your neighbor. Unban me or I will steal your $2000 blender you hide behind your fridge."<br />
*"Kastle you misogynistic pig, I have the right to have #F5D3C7 as my skin color!"<br />
*Well time to build 200 helipads on top of a phone box.<br />
<br />
==Sweetboy13735==<br />
(in Discord #general)<br />
CyAmethyst: ...why do I have a feeling that when I go back to Chillington, there will be eggplants everywhere...<br />
Sweetboy13735: 🍆'' 's CyAmethyst for:'' '''Thanks for the name of the town.'''<br />
*camel reacts with an egg and a plant stem<br />
CyAmethyst: Well... crabcakes<br />
Sweetboy13735: 🍆'' 's camelfantasy for:'' '''egging and planting me.'''<br />
''a bit later...''<br />
Sweetboy13735: Do you want to be eggplanted?<br />
CyAmethyst: Do you want a 🍓<br />
Sweetboy13735: 🍆'' 's CyAmethyst for:'' '''I asked you first.'''<br />
<br />
==SqwidgyLegs==<br />
SqwidgyLegs: also what does luck potion do as a mechanaic<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: fishing and whatnot<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: mob loot<br />
SoaPuffball: makes good stuff come on more<br />
SoaPuffball: like that and loot chests<br />
SqwidgyLegs: so it doesn't increase the chance of my crush accepting my love under a cherry tree at friday 6pm?<br />
SoaPuffball: yes sadly<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: heheh i wish the same sqwidgy<br />
<br />
=={{u|SzetotheNewt1234}}==<br />
* though probaly china has the best chinese food<br />
<br />
== {{u|tarheelscouse}} ==<br />
tarheelscouse: <--- Doesn't have a funny quotes section ;-(<br />
<br />
Oh DAMN, Son.<br />
<br />
tarheelscouse: Dies inside<br />
<br />
DC: i'm not a steve<br />
Tar: yo mama's a steve<br />
<br />
Tar is watching bryce_am playing a game<br />
Tar: GO<br />
Tar: no chests<br />
Tar: btw<br />
Tar: CHEST (meant to say cheat)<br />
<br />
tarheelscouse: ardy has overriding control over all districts, though<br />
Welcome99: mhm<br />
tarheelscouse: you did it!<br />
tarheelscouse: you agreed without saying i see!<br />
tarheelscouse: :)<br />
tarheelscouse: *claps*<br />
<br />
''Refering to Major Magpie'': I shall call him Poopy and he shall be mine!<br />
<br />
Jak:''Referring to a subway station'' Where's he litter? Where's the graffiti? Where's the claustrophobic atmosphere?<br />
Tar: This is Minecraft, not Birmingham<br />
<br />
''Benie Plays Cows and Cows on Radio''<br />
This looks like walking through Cumbria on lsd<br />
<br />
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: I'm still undecided on my corporation name<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: i think we got these settled already<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: tarousel corp?<br />
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: eww<br />
tarheelscouse left the game.<br />
<br />
[Tarheelscouse->nktrain] babe<br />
<br />
[Tarheelscouse->nktrain] wrong person soz<br />
<br />
=={{u|tauqua}}==<br />
* "I wonder if cheif's on" "Nope, I wasn't shocked within 5 seconds of that last message"<br />
* How to get shocked: First, be sam * chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20 *<br />
<br />
== {{u|tdtspeedy}} ==<br />
*To the found City of Atlantis<br />
<br />
*When DullesTdt and Camel were exploring a battle scene*<br />
DullesTdt: This is how an ejector seat works out.<br />
DullesTdt fell from a high place<br />
Camelfantasy: LOL I saw you fall<br />
DullesTdt: KIA jets are tough planes<br />
Camelfantasy: You cant even get in a KIA jet -.-<br />
Camelfantasy: AHHHH<br />
Camelfantasy: Damn it<br />
DullesTdt: xD<br />
Camelfantasy: miised it by a block<br />
Camelfantasy: Oh well swimming is good<br />
Camelfantasy drowned<br />
<br />
=={{u|Technological99|Technological99}}==<br />
<br />
*I love how one part of my city is small 2 wide roads and then there is a 67 wide road in front of the station<br />
<br />
<br />
(This was when I built a sand castle in the middle of the One World Trade Center that Kiwish_thing was making. He was afk at the time)<br />
* Kiwish_thing is no longer AFK.<br />
[P1] Kiwish_thing: nice<br />
[P1] Technological99: tnx<br />
[P1] Technological99: It took me 5 minutes<br />
[P1] Technological99: its got a draw bridge and everything<br />
[P1] Kiwish_thing: i meant the floor... lol<br />
[P1] Technological99: ohh. that was bnsf<br />
[P1] Kiwish_thing: the castle is also nice<br />
[P1] Technological99: tnx<br />
<br />
[Guest] Chief, Can iclone you?<br />
[Chief] Clone?<br />
[Guest] Yes<br />
[Guest] For KFC<br />
[Chief] You can't. You're a guest :(<br />
[Guest] Kalmar Fried Chiefs<br />
<br />
Gopher: Calls Chief<br />
Tar: Let me do that for you<br />
Gopher: ok<br />
[a few seconds later]<br />
Tar: Chief Chief Chief boxers boxers boxers shock shock shock<br />
Tarheelscouse died<br />
<br />
[Mod] mikefishr: done<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: aha<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: Wonderfuk<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: Fonderful*<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: OMG<br />
[Mod] Just _robino: XD<br />
[Mayor+] Technological99: Wonderful*<br />
<br />
== The_blockmaster ==<br />
<br />
The_blockmaster: -/mail send _frozen it's getting late and I need to leave when will you be on? P.S I am in GMT+1<br />
Camelfantasy: FAYUL<br />
mjpwwf: Failm8<br />
The_blockmaster: When you don't see the color red you know you have failed (/mail)<br />
The_blockmaster: -/mail send _frozen it's getting late and I need to leave when will you be on? P.S I am in GMT+1<br />
Camelfantasy: FAIlx2<br />
(All): Fail<br />
The_Blockmaster: ./me hates CTRL-V<br />
<br />
==Thesteakpie==<br />
Thesteakpie: *cal76 is hiding*<br />
x cal76 is now AFK.<br />
<br />
Derpy_Melon: Only 9,001 players have died in this shaft!<br />
x Thesteakpie tps to Derpy_Melon<br />
x Thesteakpie died<br />
Thesteakpie : make that 9,002, Derp<br />
Camelfantasy: xD<br />
Derpy_Melon: gg<br />
evil_q: XD<br />
<br />
=={{u|SubwayGamerMC|TheSubway}}==<br />
<br />
*in discussion about Guest Quotes and Funny Quotes with Soap and Sea*<br />
SubwayGamerMC: Nobody ever quoted me :(<br />
Seastep: I will quote that<br />
Seastep: Got a Funny Quotes page?<br />
<br />
TheSubway: I need a mod now<br />
SoSo123: Everyone does<br />
TheSubway: /summon entity: admod<br />
Seastep: [Broadcast] nao<br />
TheSubway: lel<br />
SoSo123: gg<br />
SoSo123: add that to your quotes<br />
<br />
*After MikeRoma makes a typo of Wubway instead of Subway*<br />
{{color|Orange|TheSubway left the game.}}<br />
*2 minutes later*<br />
{{color|Orange|TheWubway joined the game.}}<br />
<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: someone rang my doorbell<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: um<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} SnowPlow123: ?<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} TheWubway: don't open<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: pfft<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: i think its my mom<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} TheWubway: then definitely don't open<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} SnowPlow123: xD<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: lol<br />
{{color|lime|'''[Governor]'''}} SnowPlow123: rip high's mom<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: good job<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} Hightech_TR: wubway you win #MakeTRLaugh<br />
<br />
=={{u|thomasfyfe}}==<br />
* When Chief gets on, people get hurt.<br />
* As long as you don't microwave the toaster you should be fine.<br />
* I'll put a bus warp in your face.<br />
* It's like a seizure of Christmas.<br />
* I don't cheat, I just spam the right-click button.<br />
* BACON! <3<br />
* Don't mind us, we eat members on this server.<br />
Member: I just broke my chest I filled with nametags! D:<br />
Thomas: Put them back in then<br />
*sorry, I was having a sneezing fit.<br />
Guest: WHY ARE THE TRAINS NOT WORKING?<br />
Thomas: Have you tried turning them off and on again?<br />
* Oh look, 2 new staffers on my head...<br />
<br />
gogo warps to thomasfyfe<br />
gogo: we at bus station?<br />
thomas: yeah<br />
gogo: kthx<br />
thomas: Refurbishments going on<br />
gogo: ooooh, are you adding a beverage store?<br />
thomas: refurbish, not refresh :P<br />
gogo: :P<br />
<br />
(Added some menu items from Autobus' picture I didn't know we sold.)<br />
<br />
*The size of Kitania!?!?!<br />
<br />
Welcome99: eeh thomas<br />
thomasfyfe: Yeah?<br />
Welcome99: how to get out of here?<br />
thomasfyfe: "You'll have to leave through the window, the elevator isn't working"<br />
<br />
Thomasfyfe joined the game<br />
Thought my internet had broke, turns out I just knocked the wireless button on my laptop<br />
<br />
==time2makemymove==<br />
i charge 100 dollars per franchise<br />
btw<br />
<br />
autobus22: Make me laugh.<br />
time2makemymove: Achowalogen Tacos<br />
<br />
(time just got senator)<br />
{{color|yellow|time2makemymove joined the game.}}<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} Mercury203: Show me your new tag!<br />
{{color|pink|[Media]}} time2makemymove: no<br />
{{color|orange|[Mod]}} chiefbozx: lol<br />
{{color|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} Mercury203: LOL<br />
<br />
woorich999: if you're missing a building, you can quickly get a RichPlus Fuel Station in your town<br />
SoaPuffball: nah<br />
SoaPuffball: already have 10<br />
time2makemymove: TEN FUEL STATIONS?!?!?!?!?<br />
<br />
time2makemymove: hey tom-slash-narnia, can I have a worldedit please?<br />
Narnia17: pick tom I'm pvping<br />
time2makemymove: tom status: picked<br />
<br />
*everyone and their mother has a flight to FYI<br />
<br />
(explaining why Yoshi is vanished)<br />
the staff are all busy<br />
or in yoshi's case<br />
it means he's the amazing race<br />
<br />
searching the word "oof" in this channel (#minecraft-server) yields 91 pages of search results. the mean amount of search results per page on discord is roughly 25, assuming that every search result is less than two lines long in the search sidebar. doing a bit of maths, 25*91=2275, ergo we can assume that roughly the exclamation "oof" has been used two thousand, two hundred seventy-five times since the #minecraft-server channel was created.<br />
in conclusion, it's time to stop.<br />
<br />
*the last one to speak battle*<br />
time2makemymove: i will be the last one to speak<br />
AyyLion: bet<br />
time2makemymove: yes i will<br />
AyyLion: :/<br />
time2makemymove: it is a fact<br />
AyyLion: :D<br />
time2makemymove: undeniable<br />
AyyLion: :P<br />
time2makemymove: 100%<br />
AyyLion: :)<br />
time2makemymove: no chance<br />
AyyLion: :///<br />
time2makemymove: def me<br />
AyyLion: cool<br />
time2makemymove: lmao<br />
AyyLion: have fun<br />
time2makemymove: ok this is stupid<br />
AyyLion: true<br />
time2makemymove: jk its awesome<br />
LDShadowLord left the server<br />
MC_Protocol left the server<br />
Vulpicula left the server<br />
AyyLion left the server<br />
ModernArt left the server<br />
time2makemymove left the server<br />
Frosty_Creeper10 left the server<br />
Vickiposa left the server<br />
camelfantasy left the server<br />
JPlayzX01 left the server<br />
airplane320 left the server<br />
lil_shadow59 left the server<br />
:octagonal_sign: Server has stopped<br />
time2makemymove: (on discord) I WIN<br />
<br />
*how do i keep accidentally putting pants on<br />
<br />
=={{u|Tom_1277}}==<br />
* Grammar is one of the most important aspects of life.<br />
* Look what you did Chief. Now everything is on fire.<br />
Tom: Do you work Benie?<br />
Benie: Yes. I work for worldedit<br />
Tom: Wait, really? Wait, what's your salary? (Thought he was a developer of W/E)<br />
* For the last time...I AM TOM1.<br />
* Which Tom?<br />
* Tom: Lol, Thief. | Chief: lol | *chiefbozx shocked Tom_1277*<br />
* Since *mod name here* is gone, I can correct grammar freely.<br />
* Hawksfan1010 heavy...<br />
* Moose, your skin looks like a peeing octopus.<br />
* When Chief is on, I turn my Minecraft sounds off.<br />
* I made my username Bunny. (backup Mumble server)<br />
* I need to finish my flight to *location here*.<br />
* Yeah. My computer is acting like an Airbus.<br />
* JERRY *during a random moment*<br />
* I will facejerry you, Kitty.<br />
* Sug... *slap* (Trying hard to refrain from saying suggestive)<br />
* I found a new Jerry!<br />
Tom: Soccer. It's soccer. Get your fat right.<br />
_frozen: OH!<br />
Tar: get your fat right lol<br />
Baseball: fat... lol<br />
_frozen: lol<br />
* Hoooooooooold on.<br />
<br />
Tom: Hello to all the people that erected during the time I was AFKing.<br />
Rocket: erection?<br />
Skele: ...<br />
Tar: LOL<br />
Jph: really tom... really?<br />
Yoshi (in mumble): That's actually the correct way to use that word<br />
Tom (in mumble): Exactly!<br />
* I read that wrong (every time Tom reads something suggestively wrong)<br />
Tom: Yoshi TALK SLOWER!!!<br />
Yoshi: Listen faster!!!<br />
Tom: Yoshi, again talk slower. Slower...<br />
Yoshi: Get better headphone, faster, bigger, better, stronger<br />
Tom: But I like my stolen United Airlines headphones!<br />
<br />
* I need to settle down my schnoodle.<br />
<br />
Yoshi: *insert sentence here*<br />
Tom: Wait... WHAT?!<br />
Yoshi: *clears up what he said*<br />
Tom: Oooooooh, I thought you said something else, ok.<br />
*Pms Music what he heard*<br />
*Music spills everything in main mumble chat*<br />
<br />
=={{u|Tom_Pairs}}==<br />
*42<br />
* Sorry common sense is dead<br />
* Sorry that comes with the kids meal (after someone didn't want lag during a backup)<br />
* I'm a blind man that can see<br />
* Mmm Spam<br />
* Chirp Chirp<br />
Tom: Thats the smallest we can get ofr the shop<br />
autobus: Oh rly?<br />
tom: the oven would never fit in...<br />
Autobus: oh rly?<br />
5 mins later autobus shows a supersmall oven for the pizzas<br />
tom: okay it does<br />
tom: wait you said small not tiny XD<br />
<br />
Ardy: marry me server (when Tom was on console)<br />
Tom: nao<br />
<br />
* (on console) Hello I'm an 6687kittycat.What's your name?<br />
<br />
Yoshi: Why do you have so many random statues in your town?<br />
Tom: The other staff said I have to fill up all empty space, so I built a bunch of statues to fill up the '''''crooks and nannies.'''''<br />
<br />
[Broadcast]: It's Coming it's coming!!!<br />
Kitty: hi lala<br />
Tom_Pairs joined the game<br />
Tom: ello<br />
Kitty: aw<br />
<br />
Guest has joined the game<br />
Guest has left the game<br />
Guest has joined the game<br />
Guest has left the game<br />
(Goes on several times)<br />
x Tom_Pairs gets out his ban hammer<br />
<br />
*camelfantasy boxes Tom_Pairs*<br />
x Tom_Pairs is no longer AFK<br />
camelfantasy: ahhhhhhhh<br />
camelfantasy: RUNNN<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
Tom_Pairs: eloo<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
sesese9: camel, have you learned your lesson? :)<br />
camelfantasy: nope<br />
camelfantasy died<br />
<br />
*breaking news _Ptld is advertising the MRT server on the MRT<br />
<br />
<br />
:(during a train speedbuild, Camelfantasy and Vulpicula box Architect_21)<br />
*afk speed build is later<br />
<br />
Architect_21: Tom, I hate the Ravens!<br />
x Tom_Pairs is no longer AFK.<br />
<br />
*{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|Tom_Pairs}} {{color|orange|banned c4nad1an for: No milk and cookies for you either. Do something productive with your life.}}<br />
*wait it's not ban guest day i thought it was ban senator day? hmm.<br />
*sorry sarcasm doesn't translate well in cyberspace<br />
<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} woorich999: Can i get an Eat and Bowl?<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Hightech_TR: gtg now, sorry<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Hightech_TR: but<br />
{{color|red|'''[Admin]'''}} Tom_Pairs: I'll take 5 of them later Hightech_TR<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} CaptainChimpy: xD<br />
{{color|blue|'''[Mayor]'''}} London150: XD<br />
{{color|green|'''[Senator+]'''}} Hightech_TR: rip...<br />
<br />
Tom_Pairs: If you got some to build I'll take 10 in AT<br />
SoaPuffball: everything gets 10 in at<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: is this a server crash? (points to reset)<br />
Tom_Pairs: yes seses did a big w/e mistake in 10 sec<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
<br />
*step one gather underpants, step 2 ???, step 3 profit<br />
*||| \o/ <--- now will run into a wall to clear a headach<br />
<br />
CodyHM: how do you name a block?<br />
Tom_Pairs: same way as you name a rock CodyHM<br />
<br />
Vulpicula joined the game.<br />
MojangChan joined the game.<br />
Tom_Pairs: oh look a two for one sale buy one Vulpicula and get a MojangChan for free.<br />
<br />
[Bunker] Tom_Pairs: find tom--- What I'm famous for???<br />
[Bunker] Conric005: spelling<br />
SoaPuffball: gramer<br />
[Bunker] Tom_Pairs: yes I can hide in spelling and gramer?<br />
<br />
== ToxxicApple ==<br />
<br />
*Chimpeh's biography would be called ToiletChimps: When Being A Monkey Isn't Enough<br />
* [ToxxicApple - me (ie. CaptainChimpy)] /r ok sure<br />
<br />
== {{u|TrainPro}} ==<br />
TrainPro: well, its now 23:03pm<br />
ROM5419: no such thing as 23:03 pm<br />
ROM5419: only 23:03<br />
<br />
*Monopoly is dangerous. <--- (Trademarked)<br />
<br />
==Tulsi==<br />
* The Long Face Incident:<br />
<pre><br />
-_________________________________________________________<br />
_________________________________________________________-<br />
nuuu!!! the chat cut my face in half!<br />
</pre><br />
<pre><br />
Tulsi: You will be my funny quotes servant until I get trustee :p<br />
Chief: Nope!<br />
* chiefbozx left the game *<br />
</pre><br />
* [Tulsi -> RedBear47] ...are you going to say you have a crush on me?<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|Ninjabob1797 joined the game}}<br />
ModernBitey: hi ninjaboob<br />
<br />
(while talking about Fraps)<br />
Tulsi: I've used faps before<br />
<pre><br />
[Tulsi]: lalalalalalalala<br />
[Lalaboy]: What?<br />
</pre><br />
<pre><br />
[Member]: So you can't even advertise our server on our server?<br />
[Tulsi]: Hey guys, go join minecartrapidtransit.net! :P<br />
</pre><br />
<pre><br />
Tulsi joined the game<br />
soso123: wb<br />
[P4] Tulsi: hihih<br />
[P4] Tulsi: woops<br />
[Councillor] Tulsi: hihihi<br />
</pre><br />
<pre><br />
Tulsi: i just asked my mom to make me coffee for the first day of school and she was like "are you crazy"<br />
TrainPro: lol<br />
soso123: lol<br />
soso123: add that to your quotes Tulsi<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
=={{u|Uglyname}}==<br />
* Buns of steel<br />
* Uglyname: Bye<br />
<br />
waits for response*<br />
<br />
still waiting*<br />
<br />
Uglyname: Bye Uglyname<br />
<br />
Uglyname: Ok Uglyname bye<br />
<br />
Random Citizen: Bye<br />
<br />
Another Random Dude: Bye<br />
<br />
Yet Another: Bye<br />
<br />
* *Uglyname randomly cries*<br />
<br />
Uglyname randomly laughs*<br />
<br />
Uglyname randomly cries*<br />
<br />
Benie: Uglyname do you have to do that?<br />
<br />
Uglyname: No<br />
<br />
Benie: Well then stop<br />
<br />
*wasnt there this famous other yoshi?<br />
<br />
== Underscore11 ==<br />
*how does one gasp and shout tnx in minecraft<br />
<br />
=={{u|DasNexus|unjinz}}==<br />
* daaafuuuuuq<br />
* BaconThamesBank<br />
* Bacon.. eh Baron<br />
* Chief is the trolling god, MCYoshi is the failing god<br />
* When my internet doesn't laag, my brain does<br />
* Everything has an end. But the sausage has two :D<br />
* jphgolf4321: goes through a HUGE ravine too<br />DasNexus: That's what she said<br />Frumple joined the game<br />Frumple: Das...<br />
* (logiblocs does /kill)<br />German Minecraft: logiblocs starb<br />DasNexus: stahp<br />
* You kno' only Mario speaks like that?<br />
* \(|^^|)/<br />
* colaja953: Oh das is here too<br />DasNexus: No, I'm not. *End of holographic transfer*<br />DasNexus left the game<br />
* That's pissible too. *possible LOL<br />
<br />
*Kraftler1 Joined The Game*<br />
Kraftler1: *COUGH*<br />
*Kraftler1 Left The Game*<br />
<br />
*I can Draw Bridges, but I can't build Drawbridges<br />
*Damn straight? I have no idea what that means :D<br />
*I hate it when a sentence just suddenly<br />
<br />
TonyTajiri: So, Ardy you'd like to build an SMP with me?<br />
ArdyArd: lets get some other dudes<br />
[unjinz -> ArdyArd] suggestive<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] 1g/5<br />
[Mayor] sesese9: g? how much is there in 1?<br />
[Mayor+] unjinz: *2 hours laterrrr* 1za<br />
<br />
[Councillor] Supykun: Here's a sentence we Busaners LOVE to use: *Korean Characters*<br />
[Councillor] Supykun: "Ga gagaga ga, Ga agaga ga?"<br />
[Mayor+] unjinz: The new Song by Lady Gaga<br />
[Senator+] Ardyan: LOL<br />
<br />
[Senator+] frogggggg: lol my port is bigger than my airfeild<br />
[Senator+] unjinz: airfailed.<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: what dies in an apple over the air<br />
unjinz: Airbob Squarerudder<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
I'm pining the server now, not a real problem<br />
*pining<br />
*PINGING<br />
<br />
[SoaPuffball (me) -> unjinz] can you pls roast me<br />
[unjinz -> SoaPuffball (me)] It's too early, no BBQ yet<br />
[SoaPuffball (me) -> unjinz] :3<br />
<br />
== {{u|UnknownSilent}} ==<br />
CaptLincoln: Do you know what MRT stands for?<br />
UnknownSilent: Masive Rat Territory<br />
<br />
=={{u|jphgolf4321|Valkorion314}}==<br />
* umm... did someone just poop a mini superflat world? (During the Great AFK Box event)<br />
* Robin: I just found out TNT minecarts don't work on the MRT | JPH: There is a reason they are banned and his name is MinecraftYoshi26<br />
Epicslinke: OK, my twitch is ready<br />
Jphgolf4321: you're twitching? You should see a doctor about that.<br />
* frumple youre acting very chiefy... are you ok?<br />
* There must be something in that rice...<br />
<br />
<pre><br />
Toaro: jph are you available?<br />
KittyCat11231 was slain by jphgolf4321 using [Yes.]<br />
Tulsi: xDD<br />
Toaro: lol<br />
Toaro: ok i guess hes available<br />
</pre><br />
<br />
KittysEvilTwin: ATTN: The 47th Catronics store in Sealane is complete<br />
jphgolf4321: Sealane has 47 Catronics stores?<br />
Soleurs: God help Sealane.<br />
KittysEvilTwin: no the MRT does :P<br />
Soleurs: God help the MRT.<br />
<br />
*{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked chiefbozx for this is how you kick a chief.}}<br />
<br />
jphgolf4321: bbl<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|jphgolf4321 joined the game}}<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|jphgolf4321 left the game}}<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|jphgolf4321 joined the game}}<br />
jphgolf4321: yeah forgot to unvanish<br />
jphgolf4321: so... for reals this time<br />
jphgolf4321: stupid darmok<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|jphgolf4321 left the game}}<br />
<br />
*Vulpicula is on his second account*<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked Dogz9221 for pls dont do that again kthxbai.}}<br />
<br />
MC_Protocol: I Realized that im Inkickable<br />
{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} kicked MC_Protocol for famous last words, eh MC.}}<br />
<br />
'''{{color|orange|[Mod]}}''' {{color|gray|jphgolf4321:}} just don't bring any of that "Damn, Daniel" stuff around here<br />
'''{{color|orange|[Mod]}}''' {{color|gray|MinecraftYoshi26:}} DAMN Daniel<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 died (''Killed By jph'')<br />
jphgolf4321 died (''killed by yoshi'')<br />
'''{{color|orange|[Mod]}}''' {{color|gray|MinecraftYoshi26:}} DAMN jph<br />
<br />
ByteMega: jph can I ask you a very serious question?<br />
jphgolf4321: sure thing mega<br />
ByteMega: s ?<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|ByteMega left the game.}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked ByteMega for s..}}<br />
<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|Toaro has joined the game.}}<br />
Toaro: hey<br />
jphgolf4321: what time is it at your side, Toaro?<br />
Toaro: 1am<br />
{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|jphgolf4321}} {{color|orange|kicked Toaro for go to bed.}}<br />
<br />
[Lottery] Frumple just bought 20 tickets!<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: frumple did you already buy 20 tickets?<br />
[Owner] Frumple: for the last lotto<br />
[Owner] Frumple: which I didn't win<br />
[Owner] Frumple: again<br />
[Mayor] SilverBubble: being an owner<br />
[Mayor] SilverBubble: has its downsides<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: it was supposed to be my turn to rig it dammit<br />
[Mayor] SilverBubble: jphgolf is shillary!<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: pls no<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: jphgolf. snapshotted. quoted.<br />
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: *slaps jphgolf4321 for don't rig it.<br />
[Mod] jphgolf4321: >implying it wasn't rigged from the start<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: <$1,000 lost on buying lotto tickets<br />
[Mayor+] ModernArt: $1000><br />
<br />
* Frumple is now AFK.<br />
mjpwwf: *box*<br />
SoaPuffball: the boxes are coming!<br />
SoaPuffball: take cover frumple!<br />
* Frumple is no longer AFK.<br />
Frumple: come fite me<br />
mjpwwf: uuhhh.wav<br />
jphgolf4321: IRL or in Fortnite<br />
SoaPuffball: where we dropping bois<br />
SilverBubble: forkknife<br />
Frumple: both<br />
<br />
==VernCow==<br />
Skelezomperman... Frumple's a mod<br />
i mean owner<br />
OWNER<br />
<br />
* I thought that an octopus has 8 testicals.<br />
<br />
''When VernCow wins the first not a clay challenge.''<br />
VernCow: I would also like to give my thanks to my iguana<br />
VernCow: who is sitting on my lap<br />
VernCow: watching me play<br />
VernCow: minecraft<br />
(after a while)<br />
VernCow: I LOVE YOU MOMMY!<br />
<br />
* I once put maturnity instead of maturity in a Mineplex trainee application.<br />
<br />
VernCow joined the game.<br />
Frumple: Draw in 1 sec<br />
_Kastle won the last lotto<br />
[Lottery] VernCow has bought 5 tickets!<br />
VernCow: Aww :(<br />
Frumple: This will be the last lotto<br />
Vern won the last lotto<br />
Someone: Kastle (stroke) VernCow won the last lotto<br />
Frumple: No more lottos after this one<br />
[Lottery] SoSo123 has bought 5 tickets!<br />
<br />
=={{u|Vexpix}}==<br />
*chiefboxz has joined the game*<br />
Vexpix: Hi Cheif!<br />
*lightning bolts*<br />
Vexpix: Hey Cheif, can I have a WorldEdit?<br />
*lightning bolts*<br />
Vexpix: Thanks Cheif!<br />
*lightning bolts*<br />
<br />
== {{u|Vickiposa}} ==<br />
*Dark energy is science for voodoo witch magic<br />
*unfortunately i dont think there's any good runways the length of an adult human<br />
<br />
(in discord #general)<br />
Megascatterbomb: also did @Vickiposa mistake #announcements for a normal chat channel just then Xd<br />
Vickiposa: oof<br />
Vickiposa: yes i just did<br />
Citybuilder_: Bad vicki<br />
Citybuilder: :x:<br />
Citybuilder: good job<br />
Vickiposa: better than crashing the server imho<br />
Citybuilder: xD<br />
camelfantasy: don't worry, it'll happen eventually<br />
<br />
wbhob: what goes in a park<br />
Vickiposa: park things<br />
wbhob: ''thank you vicki''<br />
Vickiposa: np<br />
wbhob: am i missing anything<br />
Vickiposa: birds<br />
Vickiposa: particularly pidgeons<br />
Vickiposa: some may be purple<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: why am i lagging<br />
Vickiposa: idk, may be your pc in larkspur<br />
SoaPuffball: wat<br />
Vickiposa: your pc lagging because you have to mess with larkspur<br />
SoaPuffball: wat<br />
<br />
=={{u|Vulpicula}}==<br />
(In Mumble P1)<br />
Vulpicula: Maybe if we say Hightech's name three times, he'll join.<br />
Lalaboy: Um<br />
Vulpicula: Maybe Hightech will join, maybe Hightech won't.<br />
[Hightech_TR Entered Channel]<br />
[Muffled laughter from Vulpicula and Lalaboy]<br />
<br />
Vulpicula burned to death.<br />
Vulpicula: TIL: Milk does not put out a fire.<br />
<br />
[Senator] Vulpicula: Camel: Ardy's system was an utter catastrophy<br />
[Senator] Vulpicula: Ardy: lol<br />
[Senator] Vulpicula: I just love how that played out<br />
<br />
Mezzanine? Still not sure what that is.<br />
Is that a type of medicine?<br />
"Mezzanine, the premier cure for irritable bowel syndrome"<br />
<br />
AP_Red: What did your coach say about feeding the horse things found on the ground?<br />
Vulpi: "MORE COCAINE?"<br />
<br />
Programming in a nutshell, ranges anywhere from "This is quite fun :D" to "DAMN YOU ALAN TURING!"<br />
<br />
Everything below my knees is cold and stiff. Send an amberlamps<br />
Derp term for ambulance<br />
<br />
(When talking about a RaiLinQ station with a colorful roof) This looks like someone barfed skittles onto the roof<br />
<br />
(After Tom_Pairs wins the lottery)<br />
Vulpicula: tom you've got two options.<br />
Vulpicula: give $35 to everyone online<br />
Vulpicula: or<br />
Vulpicula: stabby stabby'<br />
Tom_Pairs: Someone please put that on funny quotes<br />
Vulpicula: STABBY STABBY<br />
*Tom Shocks Vulpicula*<br />
[Unknown]: Tom chose shocky shocky<br />
<br />
* ...heaven you wanna do one of your large "vulpi made a ****up and needs a large section moved a block" W/Es?<br />
<br />
mjpwwf: So...wild curiosity.how powerful is the nderdragon class? :P<br />
Vulpicula: it farts death and breathes poison<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: Always confuse megascatterbomb for megamc<br />
SoaPuffball: gg<br />
megascatterbomb: remember im the one called megascatterbomb<br />
SoaPuffball: and bytemega is the one called megamc<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: c_r_s_a__<br />
Vulpicula: Crossiant?<br />
MojangChan: corussant<br />
Vulpicula: It's clearly Crossiant.<br />
<br />
* Vulpicula is no longer AFK.<br />
Vulpicula: HONK<br />
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza<br />
Vulpicula: HONK<br />
Vulpicula: wait s-t<br />
Vulpicula: ABORTABORT<br />
SoaPuffball: you can't abort :P<br />
Vulpicula: can i abort you<br />
<br />
Pueffie: And good evening, everyone, welcome to this new iteration of the M. J. Pueff Show...<br />
Pueffie: ...where we take your calls about everything wrong with the United Cities.<br />
Pueffie: Telephone 1-800-NOT-REAL...<br />
* Vulpicula calls.<br />
Vulpicula: "A UNITED CITIES DIPLOMAT ATE MY CAT!"<br />
Pueffie: And who's our first caller, Mrs. Pueff? *mumbling off mic*<br />
Pueffie: Did you catch exactly who did such a dastardly act?<br />
Vulpicula: "...well, it wasn't… my cat. I didn't see it either."<br />
Vulpicula: "...my friend said that his friend saw a UC diplomat inhale his cat.."<br />
Pueffie: "In that case, you are a mere conspiracy theorist, and I have no time or sympathy for you. Who's our next caller?"<br />
Vulpicula: "You're just trying to surpress the truth about TRONC eating cats!"<br />
Vulpicula: "...wait, this is the TRONC line, right?"<br />
Pueffie: "Okay, now hold it. I thought you said it was a UC diplomat who ate your cat, and now you're talking about TRONC.<br />
Vulpicula: "...he was both1"<br />
Vulpicula: both!*<br />
Vulpicula: "...they're the same thing, right?"<br />
Pueffie: "Sir, I have one question, if I may..."<br />
Pueffie: "...what drugs have you been taking in the last hour?"<br />
Vulpicula: "Yes."<br />
Pueffie: "That explains it. Good day."<br />
Pueffie: "We'll be back after this obscene profit break."<br />
<br />
''When talking about trams, curved buildings and diagonal canals:''<br />
autobus22: Come to think of it: before I came along this town was very straight.<br />
autobus22: Now we have multiple angled and curved buildings<br />
Vulpicula: Yeah, you put chemicals in the water and turned it gay. >:V<br />
<br />
* Vulpicula twitches.<br />
* TheGreenKangaroo YouTubes<br />
* Conric005 sneezes<br />
* Frumple raises an eyebrow<br />
* brombrombromley Periscopes.<br />
* Vickiposa exists<br />
* TheGreenKangaroo is dead<br />
* Echohue screams<br />
TheGreenKangaroo died<br />
Player TheGreenKangaroo took their own life.<br />
* brombrombromley vimeos<br />
supykun: * I do not have access to the * command.<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: ...wait, Espi, did you get demoted ?e-e<br />
SoaPuffball: no?<br />
EspiDev: ??<br />
LegendOfYukari: espi was never staff?<br />
Echohue: wat<br />
EspiDev: wat<br />
Vickiposa: espi has always been governor<br />
camelfantasy: wat<br />
<br />
[Discord] SqwidgyLegs: According to estimates<br />
Conric004: im really good at drowning a carton of goldfish in 15 minutes<br />
Vulpicula: I read Sqwidgy and Conric's messages as just one<br />
Vulpicula: "according to estimates im really good at drowning a carton of goldfish in 15 minutes"<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: i'm running out of building ideas yet again<br />
lil_shadow59: nuclear power plant<br />
SoaPuffball: nope<br />
lil_shadow59: coal power plant<br />
SoaPuffball: no power plants<br />
Vulpicula: wind turbine<br />
SoaPuffball: not really a building<br />
Vulpicula: a cardboard box with a wind turbine on it<br />
SoaPuffball: lol<br />
<br />
Vulpicula: yadda yadda two weeks to finish yadda yadda you know the dirll<br />
Vulpicula: enjoy your yellow block of a house<br />
<br />
(night map dynmap is rendering for the first time in the new world)<br />
[Discord] SoaPuffball: dim life in the nightlight / evening light, watch it fly / pitch black lights, starry skies, a stellar evening of glinting shadows<br />
Vulpicula: yes yes<br />
Vulpicula: dim life<br />
Vulpicula: now excuse me while i carve a roast into dynmap<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: "Also please don't ask me to join Mumble when I join, as I will most likely not. Please. No "soa mumble?" requests. Besides you won't hear me often, as I use the chat/text-to-speech function every single time, so no I'm not joining Mumble."<br />
SoaPuffball: inb4 "soa mumble?"<br />
Vulpicula: soa<br />
Vulpicula: discord?<br />
SoaPuffball: sure<br />
SoaPuffball: not vc<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: soa skype?<br />
Vulpicula: soa<br />
Vulpicula: AIM?<br />
SoaPuffball: i don't use skype<br />
SoaPuffball: ok this is getting riddiculous<br />
TheGreenKangaroo: soa toll free telephone call?<br />
Echohue: soa, telegraph?<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: anything new since i last visited<br />
Vulpicula: did you see that tight alley yet?<br />
Vulpicula: wait you've seen it you built a godd**g comet cafe there<br />
<br />
*Hey I self contain my stupidity. It's why I've got my own island. >:V<br />
<br />
== Weier ==<br />
Weier: fred can you please explain your ad<br />
SoaPuffball: Weier you ride fred rail<br />
Weier: ?<br />
JM_Ijsselwroomen: just ride it<br />
Weier: where<br />
JM_Ijsselwroomen: it'll answer all your questions<br />
JM_Ijsselwroomen: at the fred rail station<br />
Weier: which is at<br />
JM_Ijssenroomen: the location in which Fred Rail trains load and offload passengers<br />
<br />
=={{u|Welcome99}}==<br />
*FINALLY, I GOT SHOCKED BY CHIEF FOR THE FIRST TIME! (When chief shocked everyone)<br />
Welcome99: I think there's a terrorist attack<br />
Welcome99: coz I hear TNTs<br />
chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26<br />
Welcome99: yoshis the terrorist XD<br />
*fyfe in a BATMOBILE! (when thomasfyfe overtook Welcome99 on the road)<br />
*the wonders of typo..<br />
*DAT SUSPENSE!<br />
(Welcome99 was asking for a WorldEdit)<br />
Welcome99: Since yoshi is here...<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 left the game<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: Give me time, I just joined...<br />
<br />
(MinecraftYoshi26 was WorldEditing per request by Welcome99 [WorldEditing was done while vanishing to make Welcome99 suprised])<br />
Welcome99: You did not see me fart!<br />
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game<br />
MinecraftYoshi26: Eww<br />
<br />
*(while talking to _frozen) Have you ever nusted your kids? (meant to say busted)<br />
<br />
tarheelscouse: I'm gonna afk for a couple of moments<br />
Welcome99: A couple of months?<br />
<br />
=={{u|willowars}}==<br />
willowars: what happesn when you get kicked<br />
unjimas: You get kicked, willowars<br />
Starcubed: lets read jokes for minecrafters<br />
willowars: so can you rejoing<br />
Vickiposa: you leave the server, but can just come back<br />
Halfy_Crafty: ye<br />
unjimas: Yes. See:<br />
willowars: oh<br />
willowars: got it<br />
willowars left the server (he has been kicked)<br />
Halfy_Crafty XD<br />
CaptainChimpy xD<br />
Vickiposa xD<br />
willowars joined the server<br />
unjimas xD<br />
willowars Makes sense now<br />
<br />
== willywilson123 ==<br />
willywilson123: "at each tim I hic up my heart feel like it pooping out my body"<br />
<br />
== {{u|woorich999}}==<br />
SoSo123: Talon where are you from?<br />
TalonPlays: dc<br />
SoSo123: Washington, D.C.?<br />
TalonPlays: no, freaking north korea dc<br />
woorich999: DCRK<br />
<br />
woorich999: if you're missing a building, you can quickly get a RichPlus Fuel Station in your town<br />
SoaPuffball: nah<br />
SoaPuffball: already have 10<br />
time2makemymove: TEN FUEL STATIONS?!?!?!?!?<br />
time2makemymove: jk<br />
woorich999: lol<br />
woorich999: someone gets councillor with ten gas stations and calls it Rest Stop<br />
time2mamemymove: lel<br />
SoaPuffball: xD<br />
<br />
woorich999: build that A-road<br />
chiefbozx: woorich i will when your plans start making sense<br />
<br />
MaxStewartS: Tp me to woo plz<br />
woorich999: staff are not a taxi service max<br />
<br />
woorich999: You can't break me; I already snorted everything<br />
<br />
woorich999 fell from a high place<br />
woorich999 (in Mumble): I'm suing IntraRail.<br />
<br />
=={{u|xplayman}}==<br />
* This is why we can't have nice things<br />
* I was the first one to get member status<br />
* D@#$it Chief!<br />
<br />
==Yellowitcher==<br />
'''CaptainChimpy: Guys, I know AP's real name!<br />
Someone: I assume there is A and P in it?<br />
Someone else: Adam... Parker?<br />
CaptainChimpy: No :P<br />
(After a while)<br />
Yellowitcher: Arry Potter?'''<br />
<br />
'''Soso123: Guys do you like [[Freedon]]?<br />
MegaMC: Yes.<br />
Yellowitcher: No thanks, I'd rather be a slave :P<br />
<br />
Yellowitcher: Who wants a fat in Lutetia?<br />
Yellowitcher: *flat*<br />
SoSo123: me<br />
Yellowitcher: to<br />
SoSo123: I will still buy some fat<br />
SoSo123: I'm so skinny<br />
<br />
== Yoshilover_man ==<br />
<br />
* Yoshi: I GOT SUPPORTER | Kitty: now u can spam the chat everyday with bold colors like cody does! | Yoshi: <span style="color:#32CD32"> YAY </span><br />
<br />
* why are there so many sad words that start with S?<br />
<br />
== {{u|yoshininja}} ==<br />
* what is bangin? (after robang says hi)<br />
<br />
=={{u|zaxbyschicken}}==<br />
<br />
cgc747: sorry, relog.<br />
zaxbyschicken I want to relog<br />
*zaxbyschicken has left the game*<br />
*zaxbyschicken has joined the game*<br />
zaxbyschicken: What is the point of Relog?<br />
hntredtie: To help ease major lag<br />
cgc747: My computer had a lag attack a minute ago.<br />
zaxbyschicken: Then I just did a Pointles Relog<br />
cgc747: XD<br />
<br />
== {{u|zomghi5}} ==<br />
SoaPuffball: but there's bleach<br />
zomghi5: SHOTS!<br />
zomghi5: Nvm<br />
zomghi5: Wait, please tell me you can drink it<br />
<br />
==Adrien_07==<br />
<br />
Adrien_07: But soon<br />
Adrien_07: This hotel will be a franchise<br />
XtremeCoder: ...<br />
XtremeCoder: that not how it works<br />
Adrien_07: And I have Apple Store, but not really a franchise<br />
XtremeCoder: u need a franchise for citizen<br />
XtremeCoder: if i am correct<br />
Adrien_07: A franchise is a shop, a restaurant, a hotel....<br />
XtremeCoder: hotel != franchise<br />
XtremeCoder: a empty shop != franchise<br />
<br />
=={{color|Orange|[}}{{color|DarkRed|Broadcast}}{{color|Orange|]}} / {{color|Orange|Console}} / {{colorbox|white|[Server]}} / MRTMusicBot / [{{color|yellow|Lottery}}]==<br />
<br />
At the exact same time:<br />
* CortesiRaccoon joined the game.<br />
* QueenSmae joined the game.<br />
* VernCow joined the game.<br />
<br />
* I just sliced your head, James<br />
<br />
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs<br />
[broadcast] <plugDJ link><br />
autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!<br />
[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo<br />
<br />
autobus22: broadcast, want a hug from a cactus again? I don't accept these prices!<br />
[Broadcast] Nao, auto, naooo<br />
<br />
<br />
[Trustee] Amtrak_pug: anyone vanished<br />
[Broadcast] nope<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] People still in:<br />
[Broadcast] nopro_, jphgolf4321, and jphgolf4321!<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: wat<br />
[Councillor] Skelezomperman: LOL<br />
[Mod] Just_robinho: Wat?<br />
[Mod] jphgolf1234 i win twice?<br />
[Broadcast] woops<br />
[Broadcast] i derp<br />
[Senator] RLcrafters: fantastic<br />
[Senator] Narnia17: 11/8 yoshi<br />
[Broadcast] derp derp derp<br />
[Broadcast] nopro_, jphgolf4321, and Just_robinho are left!<br />
<br />
*[Broadcast] lets play "who the heck is on broadcast" game<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] GSM will be soon<br />
[Senator] mine_man_: "soon"<br />
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: yayyy<br />
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: lol<br />
[Broadcast] just kidding april fools<br />
[Mayor+] ArdyDuck: LOL<br />
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: naoooo<br />
[Mayor] camelfantasy: clarify "soon"<br />
[Senator] mine_man_: but its august...<br />
[Broadcast] just kidding it's not april<br />
[Mayor] camelfantasy: its not april<br />
[Mayor+] TonyTajiri: A few weeks<br />
[Mayor] camelfantasy: save that for then<br />
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: time to find out!<br />
[Broadcast] now you're confused good<br />
<br />
Player Console (Chiefbozx) kicked godzilltrain for go to bed<br />
<br />
[Mayor+] ArdyDuck: what technology will people mover use?<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: idk<br />
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: lol<br />
[Broadcast] banana<br />
<br />
(Discord #general)<br />
KevinTheLlama15: !summon<br />
MRTMusicBot: stop summoning me in this channel<br />
MRTMusicBot: im already in the Random Interludes Channel<br />
KevinTheLlama15: LOL WUT<br />
Camelfantasy: OMG the MRTMusicBot is SENTIENT<br />
<br />
*{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|Console}} kicked MinecraftYoshi26 for You have been kicked for idling more then 10 mins. Have a nice day..}}<br />
<br />
Ardy: marry me server<br />
Server: nao<br />
<br />
*[Server]: Hello I'm an 6687kittycat.What's your name?<br />
<br />
*[Broadcast]: Notice, thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it has been noted.<br />
<br />
AlikSong was sleeping and left MC running for 14 hours. Then...<br />
*{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|Console}} kicked AlikSong for Sleep well :).}}<br />
<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|Derpy_Melon (me)}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|Console}}{{color|gold|]}} is this Tom, BTB, Frozen, or Frumple?<br />
{{color|gold|[}}{{color|red|Console}} {{color|gold|->}} {{color|red|Derpy_Melon (me)}}{{color|gold|]}} does it matter?<br />
<br />
{{color|#D7DF01|ModernArt left the game.}}<br />
{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|Console}} kicked ModernArt for You have been kicked for idling more then 10 mins..}}<br />
{{color|orange|[{{color|red|Broadcast}}]:}} {{color|lime|What a Modern kick!}}<br />
<br />
*[Broadcast]: Reminder: Worldedits will not be granted during the GSM: Staff will be too busy discussing road proposals and/or fighting to the death over Tacos<br />
*[[User:SoaPuffball/Broadcast Incident|[Broadcast] wheres the lamb SAUCE>>]] (Click for the full conversation!)<br />
*{{color|Orange|[}}{{color|DarkRed|Broadcast}}{{color|Orange|]}} {{color|lime|big lag, big canal. prepare to die.}} (Referring to {{u|Kastle}}'s canal worldedit)<br />
<br />
*SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES (in a random time)<br />
<br />
[Broadcast] MclaurenMaster,<br />
[Broadcast] You are now a contestant on...<br />
[Broadcast] Wordedit School!<br />
MclaurenMaster left the game<br />
<i>Five minutes later...</i><br />
MclaurenMaster joined the game <br />
[Broadcast] Attention<br />
[Broadcast] The W/E school admissions committee would like to congratulate MclaurenMaster on admission to WordEdit School!<br />
MclaurenMaster left the game<br />
<i>A minute later...</i><br />
MclaurenMaster joined the game <br />
The WordEdit School admissions committee would also like to congratulate fffelix_jan and Kel5 on admission!<br />
[Broadcast] ffelix_jan has FAILED WorldEdit School!!!!<br />
[Broadcast] BUT he might remedy himself. Stay tuned<br />
<br />
[Server] ----------- ATTENTION! -----------<br />
[Server] The server will restart in 15 minutes!<br />
[Server] Starting save...<br />
SnowPuffball_ joined the game.<br />
[Server] --------------------------------<br />
<br />
sesese9: (in Mumble): I'm not going to win the lottery...<br />
[Server]: Congrats to sesese9 for winning....<br />
Music3_0: what?<br />
KittyCat11231: wow<br />
sesese9: lol<br />
<br />
bryce_am left the game.<br />
[Lottery] Congratulations to bryce_am for winning $122!<br />
<br />
[Lottery] ModernArt just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 1s<br />
[Lottery] Congratulations to ModernArt for winning $206!<br />
[Lottery] There was a total of 20 players buying 93 tickets!<br />
<br />
*when the milkman is mentioned*<br />
[Server] SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP<br />
...<br />
[Server] SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP<br />
<br />
(SoaPuffball and megascatterbomb are boxing camelfanasy, who is known for "nuking" Bakersville)<br />
SoaPuffball: a nuke<br />
SoaPuffball: preferable sponsored by Bakersville<br />
[Broadcast] ride fred rail<br />
<br />
KittyCat11231: '''''hey kastle you should get in mumble'''''<br />
[Broadcast]: kaslte mumbl<br />
<br />
[Server] ----------- ATTENTION! -----------<br />
[Mayor] SoaPuffball: ride the mrt<br />
[Server] The server will restart in 15 minutes!<br />
[Server] Starting save...<br />
_Lego_ left the game.<br />
[Server] --------------------------------<br />
[Mayor] SoaPuffball: jungle line edition<br />
<br />
InfamousColumbia: Prisoner 2187 is not here!!!<br />
[Server] Error: Prisoner 404 not found<br />
<br />
SoaPuffball: camellllllllllllll<br />
[Broadcast] CAAAMEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!<br />
woorich999: '''CAMEEEEELLLL!!!!!!!'''<br />
woorich999: '''CAMEEEEELLLLAAAAAA CAAABBBBEEELLLLOOOO!!!!!!!'''<br />
frogggggg: '''WHAATHASSSHAPPENEDTOOSOCIETYYYY??????????'''<br />
<br />
(frog is offline)<br />
frogggggg has left the game.<br />
Player Console kicked frogggggg for being offline for more than 60 minutes.<br />
autobus22: 0_0<br />
nicrats: rip<br />
frogggggg joined the game.<br />
SoaPuffball: wait wat<br />
<br />
Tom_Pairs: and I don't win<br />
[LOTTERY] Congratulations for Tom_Pairs for winning $701!<br />
[LOTTERY] There was a total of 30 players buying 601 tickets<br />
<br />
(during GSM, two mods controlling Broadcast)<br />
[Broadcast] Pineapple on pizza good '''FACT'''<br />
[Broadcast] no<br />
[Broadcast] BS<br />
[Broadcast] yes<br />
[Broadcast] broadcast drunk today<br />
[Broadcast] Pineapple on pizza is a warnable offence<br />
<br />
(soa trying to load baltop)<br />
---- Balancetop -- Page 11/708 ---<br />
90. PamelaJacosqui, $2,960.05<br />
91. JTrain77, $2,929.51<br />
92. Duechayapol, $2,890.60<br />
93. lil_shadow59, $2,886.50<br />
Top Balances (3/27/19 1:25 AM)<br />
94. Cortesi, $2,849.55<br />
95. Toaro, $2,743.60<br />
---- Balancetop -- Pake 12/708<br />
96. Architect_21, $2,651.11<br />
99. nktrain, $2,552.78<br />
97. Ardlyn, $2,619.88<br />
100. AlikSong, $2,528.17<br />
98. SoaPuffball, $2,594.70<br />
101. angelzer0, $2,4688.77<br />
Type /balancetop 12 to read the next page.<br />
102. TMEVs, $2,440.84<br />
103. moriaofchimes, $2,253.16<br />
104. Leo_2807, $2,248.21<br />
105. Vennefly, $2,232.10<br />
<br />
/warp info viewable<br />
Error parsing arguments: No such warp 'at'.<br />
Did you mean 'republicgates'?<br />
<br />
== Unknown ==<br />
'''Note: if person is known, please move the quote to its proper location.'''<br />
*[Member] is no longer afk*<br />
*[Member] is now afk*<br />
[Member]: Hi<br />
[Member 2]: Huh?<br />
<br />
*[Member]: lala's gone lala (after seeing a station lalaboy created)<br />
<br />
*[Member]: You have been...Chiefboxed! (afk box by Chief)<br />
<br />
*[Member]: You have been...lalaboxed! (afk box by lalaboy)<br />
<br />
To whoever posted without adding a signature, please be sure to add <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> (four tildes) to the end of your post so it signs for you. Just my grammar-and-formatting-nazi comment. Soleurs (talk) 13:10, 4 November 2016 (EDT)<br />
Sure thing.<br />
<br />
*{{u|soso123|soso}}{{u|SoaPuffball|apuffball}}<br />
<br />
[Member]: I am going to make a fidget spinner shop<br />
*A mod kills the member<br />
[Citizen] SoaPuffball why did you kill hin for the fidget spinner shop?<br />
[Mod]: Because fidget spinners are a no-no<br />
[Member]: I am going to make a fidget spinner shop and no one can stop or kill me!<br />
*A mod kills him again<br />
<br />
*Claiming Simulator would be a fun game. (during the October 2017 GSM Pre-Q&A)<br />
*get out of that chunk! (while Hightech_TR is in the Mail Center, he quoted it later)<br />
*if you withhold my right to the internet i will withhold your right to life<br />
*Appleton has a twitter for its airport (in Mumble)<br />
*7886kiddycart (in Mumble)</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Takasaki&diff=124420Takasaki2018-11-18T13:28:11Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
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<div>{{quality|3}}<br />
Webpage : sites.google.com/view/xtremecity <br />
<br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| img = [[File:XtremeCity Logo.PNG]]<br />
| mayor = {{u|Frosty_Creeper10}}<br />
| depmayor = None<br />
| founder = XtremeCoder<br />
| mrt = {{s|ZN23}} <br> {{s|ZN24}} <br> {{s|ZN25}}<br />
| coords = x: 2706 z :- 9956 (City Central Station)<br />
| founded = 3 September 2017 <br />
| rank = {{rank|councillor}}<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
Takasaki is a city that was founded by XtremeCoder, and passed on to Frosty_Creeper10 after. <br />
<br />
== History == <br />
(i will be filling this in later on how we [redacted] 3 [redacted] )<br />
<br />
== Builds ==<br />
<br />
=== Rail Lines === <br />
=== Buildings ===<br />
<br />
<br />
==== MRT MAGAZINE HQ ====<br />
The Headquarters for the MRT Magazine team. See [[MRT Magazine]] for more.<br />
=== Government Buildings ===<br />
<br />
=== Franchises ===<br />
<br />
==== SuperChicken ====<br />
SuperChicken is a Chicken Stall selling Fried Chicken, created by eltontay11, in a very cheap price. There is a 24/7 counter assistant (aka villager) :P<br />
To locate it : It it right outside {{colorbox|red|A1}}{{colorbox|green|C3}}{{colorbox|grey|E5}}City Central Station<br />
Owner : {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
<br />
The only SuperChicken Stall is located here. Please refer to "How to get there" to learn more about how to get there. <br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are no plans to make this franchise bigger.}}<br />
<br />
==== This is a Buffet ====<br />
[[This is a Buffet]] is well, you guessed it: a buffet. Takasaki is the home of the very first [[This is a Buffet]] ever built.<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: Development]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=NorthHaven&diff=107026NorthHaven2018-01-24T03:04:33Z<p>XtremeCoder: Created page with "{{Town infobox | img = | mayor = {{u|eltontay11|XtremeCoder}} | depmayor = None | transit = NIL | nearest train station : {{st|Z|ZN40|station=false}} | coords = X -1285 Z -12..."</p>
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<div>{{Town infobox<br />
| img = <br />
| mayor = {{u|eltontay11|XtremeCoder}}<br />
| depmayor = None<br />
| transit = NIL<br />
| nearest train station : {{st|Z|ZN40|station=false}}<br />
| coords = X -1285 Z -12858<br />
| founded = 23 January 2018<br />
| rank = None<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|Page is under construction.}}</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Takasaki&diff=106999Takasaki2018-01-23T22:25:07Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
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<div>{{quality|4}}<br />
Webpage : sites.google.com/view/xtremecity <br />
{{smallnotice|XtremeCity has merged with [[CreeperVille]].}}<br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| img = [[File:XtremeCity Logo.PNG]]<br />
| mayor = {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}}<br />
| depmayor = None<br />
| transit = NIL<br />
| nearest train station : none<br />
| coords = x: 2706 z :- 9956 (City Central Station)<br />
| founded = 3 September 2017 <br />
| rank = None<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
XtremeCity is a city that focuses on transit. The comprehensive network of rail lines in XtremeCity is operated by Emonorail, created by Town Mayor {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}. It is now owned by HVT2011.<br />
<br />
XtremeCity aims to be a big city that serves a huge amount of residents. To get there, take the wrap to ZN22 from Central City and fly north. You will eventually see it. <br />
<br />
== What happened that made eltontay11 want to build the city? ==<br />
eltontay11 always wanted to build a minecraft city since he was introduced to minecraft. However, he only owned the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft#Pocket_Edition]. As a result, he was unable to build cities that people can explore<br />
Once, when he searched for "Mrt circle line" (It was meant to search for Singapore MRT Circle line), he found the MRT CIRCLE LINE TIMELAPSE video by {{u|frumple|frumple}}. He then immediately applied for an application, as he apparently thought it was pocket edition.<br />
After asking an admin why he couldnt connect, he was told that it was running PC edition. Up to August 2017, he got Minecraft for PC as a birthday present. Immediately, he joined the server and started exploring the server.<br />
After much exploration, he started work on a town of his own, located approximately 400 blocks north from ZN22 Station.<br />
== Concept ==<br />
XtremeCity is based upon the rail lines in Singapore, as well as most concepts from the city<br />
<br />
== How to locate the city ==<br />
Up to date, the nearest MRT station is {{s|ZN22}} ([http://dynmap.minecartrapidtransit.net/?worldname=new&mapname=flat&zoom=4&x=2706&y=64&z=-9956 dynmap]).<br />
<br />
== Buildings ==<br />
Up to date, '''The rail line is under construction''' and there are '''0''' buildings in the city.<br />
== Transit ==<br />
<br />
=== Trains ===<br />
Currently, there are plans for 5 rail lines, Line A, B, C, D, E<br />
<br />
=== Outer City Rail Lines ===<br />
There are plans to have Outer city rail lines to :<br />
- Creeperville (Frosty_Creeper_10)<br />
These rail lines will be at Transport Hub Station. See bottom for more information about the Emonorail train systems in this city.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Management ===<br />
The town is owned, built, and maintained by member eltontay11. <br />
<br />
=== Handovers ===<br />
<br />
If {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}} does not come online for 4 weeks, he will contact {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}} via Discord. If however, he is also not available on Discord, hvt2011 will then become the new town mayor and has all the rights to do anything.<br />
=== Emonorail ===<br />
<br />
== Builds ==<br />
<br />
=== Buildings ===<br />
<br />
==== MRT MAGAZINE HQ ====<br />
The Headquarters for the MRT Magazine team. See [[MRT Magazine]] for more.<br />
=== Government Buildings ===<br />
<br />
=== Franchise ===<br />
<br />
==== SuperChicken ====<br />
SuperChicken is a Chicken Stall selling Fried Chicken, created by eltontay11, in a very cheap price. There is a 24/7 counter assistant (aka villager) :P<br />
To locate it : It it right outside {{colorbox|red|A1}}{{colorbox|green|C3}}{{colorbox|grey|E5}}City Central Station<br />
Owner : {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
<br />
The only SuperChicken Stall is located here. Please refer to "How to get there" to learn more about how to get there. <br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are no plans to make this franchise bigger.}}<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: Development]][[Category: XtremeCity Metro]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=MRT_Magazine&diff=106998MRT Magazine2018-01-23T22:23:48Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
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<div><br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|MRT Magazine has ceased due to a lack of staff.}}<br />
<br />
The MRT Magazine is a organisation that makes bimonthly magazines for the MRT server, run by eltontay11.<br />
<br />
This Wiki Page only tells you HOW to get your things onto the magazine and about the Magazine. Contact eltontay11#1384 in Game OR /mail eltontay11 in game for more info.<br />
<br />
=== About ===<br />
The MRT Magazine is a page that is created by the community for the community to read and enjoy. It features latest news updates as well as stories from our members.<br />
<br />
Contents Included :<br />
<br />
- About<br />
- Featured City<br />
- Featured Staff<br />
- Stories from Members<br />
- Events<br />
- Latest News<br />
- Advertisements<br />
- Quizzes<br />
<br />
=== How to get content onto the magazine ===<br />
To get your city Featured, please fill up this form : https://goo.gl/forms/g75jkhlW94H0yENT2<br />
Featured Staff is COMPLETELY RANDOMISED.<br />
To get your Stories featured, please fill up the form ; and your story will be published in the next edition. : https://goo.gl/forms/HrfKnq6xHwFT1FAH2<br />
To get your quiz on the magazine, please fill up this form . Please make sure the quiz is related to the MRT server in any ways. : https://goo.gl/forms/cSXODqNyfGt6PkmI2<br />
To get your Ads into the magazine: https://goo.gl/forms/t1iz6NB7m9np7sMQ2<br />
'''Please take note that depending on the size of your advertisement, you will be charged money as accordingly:'''<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! Size<br />
! Price<br />
|-<br />
| Approx 1/4 of a A4 paper|| $3<br />
|-<br />
| Approx 1/2 of a A4 paper|| $7<br />
|-<br />
| A full page || $12<br />
|-<br />
| 1.5 page||$19<br />
|-<br />
| A full A3 Page || $32<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|For the first two issues of the magazines, the prices of Advertisements will be discounted ($1 off)}}<br />
<br />
=== Sign up to be editor ===<br />
Mail eltontay11 in game / eltontay11#1384 in discord with your In game name and what you can do to help the magazine. If you are accepted, you will be paid every two months depending on the amount of work you done.<br />
<br />
=== Issues ===<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! Issue<br />
! Date<br />
|-<br />
| 1|| Nov - Dec<br />
|}<br />
<br />
{{quality|1}}</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:XtremeCoder&diff=106997User:XtremeCoder2018-01-23T22:23:04Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{User infobox<br />
|img = [[File:Eltontay.png|500px]]<br />
<br />
| status = Yellow<br />
| title = The ”Redstone Engineer” - Heaven<br />
| name = XtremeCoder<br />
| loc = Singapore, Singapore<br />
| timezone = GMT + 8<br />
| lang = English<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = 11 August<br />
| rank = {{rank|Trustee}}<br />
| projects = <br />
*[[XtremeCity]]<br />
*[[MRT Magazine]]<br />
| guest = 11 August 2017<br />
| member = 23rd March 2015<br />
| citizen = 8th September 2017 ({{u|BaronTB|BaronThamesBank}} (Endorsed on 4 Sept) and {{u|lalaboy}})<br />
| trustee = 23rd January 2018<br />
| councillor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| mayor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| senator = Not yet to achieve<br />
| governor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| mod = Not yet to achieve<br />
| admin = Not yet to achieve<br />
| supporter = When I get money. Right now I cant even afford TPA<br />
| youtube = eltontay11<br />
| twitter = eltontay11<br />
| facebook = Elton Tay<br />
| nicknames = Elton<br />
<br />
}}<br />
=== Status? ===<br />
Yellow. Approximately 1 hour per week.<br />
<br />
=== Servers I play on ===<br />
MRT And WolvHaven only.<br />
=== Why '''NEVER''' Guest? ===<br />
eltontay11 started as a MCPE user, using an .apk cracked version of minecraft. (I know and I now do not hack because that time I was a very young child and didnt even know hacking was bad). Then, I decided to sign up and play on the MRT. I know, I was stupid.<br />
After the third time I was accepted, I tried to connect with a 0.10.5 Client. Then, the stupid me (I now laugh at my idiocy), went to email the admins on "Why I couldnt connect to the server". Chief replied me and told me it was on computer only.<br />
So, I went to find out ways to get minecraft for free. But I couldnt. So, I waited sooo long until my birthday in 2017, where I was granted a computer edition of Minecraft. I now play on the MRT server, but only on weekends.<br />
<br />
=== Intrests ===<br />
- Building<br />
<br />
- Coding in Python<br />
<br />
- Minecraft Redstone <br />
{{smallnotice|Page Not ready}}</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Takasaki&diff=101356Takasaki2017-10-23T00:54:42Z<p>XtremeCoder: Passed ownership</p>
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<div>{{quality|4}}<br />
Webpage : sites.google.com/view/xtremecity <br />
{{smallnotice|ESTIMATED COMPLETION DAYE OF CITY : 2024 All Metro services are still under construction except for Line A, 2 stations. There are '''0 Completed Builds''' In the town at the moment, except for a franchise called "SuperChicken"}}<br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| img = [[File:XtremeCity Logo.PNG]]<br />
| mayor = {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}}<br />
| depmayor = None<br />
| transit = NIL<br />
| nearest train station : none<br />
| coords = x: 2706 z :- 9956 (City Central Station)<br />
| founded = 3 September 2017 <br />
| rank = None<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
XtremeCity is a city that focuses on transit. The comprehensive network of rail lines in XtremeCity is operated by Emonorail, created by Town Mayor {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}. It is now owned by HVT2011.<br />
<br />
XtremeCity aims to be a big city that serves a huge amount of residents. To get there, take the wrap to ZN22 from Central City and fly north. You will eventually see it. <br />
<br />
== What happened that made eltontay11 want to build the city? ==<br />
eltontay11 always wanted to build a minecraft city since he was introduced to minecraft. However, he only owned the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft#Pocket_Edition]. As a result, he was unable to build cities that people can explore<br />
Once, when he searched for "Mrt circle line" (It was meant to search for Singapore MRT Circle line), he found the MRT CIRCLE LINE TIMELAPSE video by {{u|frumple|frumple}}. He then immediately applied for an application, as he apparently thought it was pocket edition.<br />
After asking an admin why he couldnt connect, he was told that it was running PC edition. Up to August 2017, he got Minecraft for PC as a birthday present. Immediately, he joined the server and started exploring the server.<br />
After much exploration, he started work on a town of his own, located approximately 400 blocks north from ZN22 Station.<br />
== Concept ==<br />
XtremeCity is based upon the rail lines in Singapore, as well as most concepts from the city<br />
<br />
== How to locate the city ==<br />
Up to date, the nearest MRT station is {{s|ZN22}} ([http://dynmap.minecartrapidtransit.net/?worldname=new&mapname=flat&zoom=4&x=2706&y=64&z=-9956 dynmap]).<br />
<br />
== Buildings ==<br />
Up to date, '''The rail line is under construction''' and there are '''0''' buildings in the city.<br />
== Transit ==<br />
<br />
=== Trains ===<br />
Currently, there are plans for 5 rail lines, Line A, B, C, D, E<br />
<br />
=== Outer City Rail Lines ===<br />
There are plans to have Outer city rail lines to :<br />
- Creeperville (Frosty_Creeper_10)<br />
These rail lines will be at Transport Hub Station. See bottom for more information about the Emonorail train systems in this city.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Management ===<br />
The town is owned, built, and maintained by member eltontay11. <br />
<br />
=== Handovers ===<br />
<br />
If {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}} does not come online for 4 weeks, he will contact {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}} via Discord. If however, he is also not available on Discord, hvt2011 will then become the new town mayor and has all the rights to do anything.<br />
=== Emonorail ===<br />
<br />
== Builds ==<br />
<br />
=== Buildings ===<br />
<br />
==== MRT MAGAZINE HQ ====<br />
The Headquarters for the MRT Magazine team. See [[MRT Magazine]] for more.<br />
=== Government Buildings ===<br />
<br />
=== Franchise ===<br />
<br />
==== SuperChicken ====<br />
SuperChicken is a Chicken Stall selling Fried Chicken, created by eltontay11, in a very cheap price. There is a 24/7 counter assistant (aka villager) :P<br />
To locate it : It it right outside {{colorbox|red|A1}}{{colorbox|green|C3}}{{colorbox|grey|E5}}City Central Station<br />
Owner : {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
<br />
The only SuperChicken Stall is located here. Please refer to "How to get there" to learn more about how to get there. <br />
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{{smallnotice|There are no plans to make this franchise bigger.}}<br />
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[[Category: Development]][[Category: XtremeCity Metro]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:XtremeCoder&diff=101158User:XtremeCoder2017-10-19T06:52:02Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
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<div>{{User infobox<br />
|img = [[File:Eltontay.png|500px]]<br />
<br />
| status = Dark Red<br />
| title = The "Lol"ler<br />
| name = eltontay11<br />
| loc = Singapore, Singapore<br />
| timezone = GMT + 8<br />
| lang = English<br />
| gender = Male<br />
| bday = 11 August<br />
| rank = {{rank|Citizen}}<br />
| projects = <br />
*[[XtremeCity]]<br />
*[[MRT Magazine]]<br />
| guest = 11 August 2017<br />
| member = 23th March 2015<br />
| citizen = 8th September 2017 ({{u|BaronTB|BaronThamesBank}} (Endorsed on 4 Sept) and {{u|lalaboy}})<br />
| trustee = Not yet to achieve<br />
| councillor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| mayor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| senator = Not yet to achieve<br />
| governor = Not yet to achieve<br />
| mod = Not yet to achieve<br />
| admin = Not yet to achieve<br />
| supporter = When I get money. Right now I cant even afford TPA<br />
| youtube = eltontay11<br />
| twitter = eltontay11<br />
| facebook = Elton Tay<br />
| nicknames = Elton<br />
<br />
}}<br />
=== Red Status? ===<br />
Yes. Exams.<br />
<br />
=== Servers I play on ===<br />
MRT And WolvHaven only.<br />
=== Why '''NEVER''' Guest? ===<br />
eltontay11 started as a MCPE user, using an .apk cracked version of minecraft. (I know and I now do not hack because that time I was a very young child and didnt even know hacking was bad). Then, I decided to sign up and play on the MRT. I know, I was stupid.<br />
After the third time I was accepted, I tried to connect with a 0.10.5 Client. Then, the stupid me (I now laugh at my idiocy), went to email the admins on "Why I couldnt connect to the server". Chief replied me and told me it was on computer only.<br />
So, I went to find out ways to get minecraft for free. But I couldnt. So, I waited sooo long until my birthday in 2017, where I was granted a computer edition of Minecraft. I now play on the MRT server, but only on weekends.<br />
<br />
=== Intrests ===<br />
- Building<br />
<br />
- IT (Go see my wiki page [[XtremeCity]] and see the formatting! And visit it!<br />
<br />
- Minecraft Redstone <br />
{{smallnotice|Page Not ready}}</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Emonorail&diff=100302Emonorail2017-10-04T01:20:16Z<p>XtremeCoder: Station V2.1</p>
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<div>{{infobox<br />
| headerstyle = background:#23B0E0;<br />
| above = Emonorail<br />
|header1 = Staff<br />
|label2 = CEO<br />
|data2 = {{u|eltontay11}}<br />
|header3 = Stations<br />
|label4 = Stations open<br />
|data4 = 0<br />
|label5 = Lines<br />
|data5 = 6<br />
}}<br />
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Emonorail Is an Intra-town train service that serves [[XtremeCity]]. There are 6 lines currently, one LRT, five MRT.<br />
<br />
==== Technology ====<br />
===== MRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
Emonorail V1 MRT Stations (ALL LINES)<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Station V1<br />
<br />
- First Station Build<br />
<br />
- No auto cart clear<br />
<br />
- Press button to go<br />
<br />
- Master Light Switch<br />
<br />
- Inspired by station type created by [[Robang592]]<br />
<br />
Station V2<br />
<br />
- Platform doors<br />
<br />
- Cart collectors <br />
<br />
- Light switch<br />
<br />
Station V2.1 is planned (No empty cart detectors, no cart call, fully automated system)<br />
<br />
====== Tracks ======<br />
Emonorail V1 Tracks<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Track V1<br />
- Unlimited Power<br />
===== LRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
LRT V1.5 Station<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
LRT V1.5 Stn<br />
<br />
- Slow Track<br />
<br />
- Cart Does not stop<br />
<br />
LRT V1 Station<br />
<br />
Refer to MRT STN V1<br />
<br />
====== Track ======<br />
Refer to MRT TRACKS<br />
<br />
Tracks V1<br />
<br />
==== Current Train Lines ====<br />
<br />
TECHNOLOGY<br />
<br />
Station : Emonorail V1 (Manual Cart Removing)<br />
Track : Emonorail V1 (24/7 Power)<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are plans to make the station automatically get rid of empty carts, and a master power switch that controls the tracks. However, this will only be done when most of the builds planned in the city are done. (Each build probably has its own station so)}}<br />
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====={{colorbox|red|Line A}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|1|City Central ''Terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|2|Residence|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|3|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|4|Hotel South|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|5|Town Hall ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|f00|6|Air base|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C9)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|Due to track and station replacement works, this train line WILL BE CLOSED. ETA completion is 15 Nov 2017}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|blue|Line B}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|1|Mall ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|2|Expo|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C12)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|3|Hotel North|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|4|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5|Residence|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5A|MRT MAGAZINE HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|6|Parliment|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|7|Transport Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
{{smallnotice|Trains from Residence towards Transport Hub do not stop at MRT MAGAZINE HQ. Only trains from Parliment towards Mall stop there.}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|green|Line C}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE2|Airport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE1|Foobar |{{colorbox|orange|Line D Future Extension(DS1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|1|Supreme Court ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|2|Hawker Centre|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|3|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|5|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|6|Hypermart|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|7|Museum|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|8|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|9|Air base|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A6)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|10|Driving School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|11|Resorts|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|12|Expo|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|13|Hospital|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|14|Industrial Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|orange|Line D}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N3|Resorts ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N2|Power Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N1|Hotel South|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|EX (0)|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E1|Fire Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E2|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E4|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E5|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E6|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|FFA500|E7|Heliport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E8|The sky towers|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E9|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E11|Hawker Centre ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
BRANCHING OUT FROM DE10 STATION (POLICE HQ)<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS2|Ferry Terminal ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS1|Foobar|{{colorbox|green|Line C Extension(CE1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|Line E}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|University ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|[[Foobar]]|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4))}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Market|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Industrial Hub|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C14)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|Stadium ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|SHORT LRT SERVICE}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|Central Park|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Admin Building|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|The Maze|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|Nature Reserve|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|The Sky Towers|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
M4 = Central Station<br />
<br />
Trains have two routes from M1.<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M5 --> M6 --> M7 --> M8 --> M9 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M9--> M8 --> M7 --> M6 --> M5 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
Train Map : [[File:Xtremecity Metro Map.PNG|1000px]]<br />
<br />
LINE SERVICE SUMMARY<br />
<br />
== Train Status ==<br />
<br />
‘’’COMMUTER ALERTS’’’<br />
<br />
<none><br />
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<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! Name<br />
! Status<br />
! Terminus<br />
! Information<br />
! Technology<br />
|-<br />
| Line A|| {{status|partialopen|}} ||City Central ; Town Hall|| Only two stations are opened. All other stations are under construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line B || {{status|construction|}} ||Transport Hub; Mall|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line C || {{status|construction|}} ||Supreme Court ; Industrial Hub|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line D|| {{status|construction|}} ||Resorts ; Hawker Centre (Central Station : Sports Cplx)|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line E || {{status|construction|}} ||University ; Stadium || Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
Status list excludes LRT Services.<br />
<br />
[[Category: XtremeCity Metro]]<br />
{{quality|2}}</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=User:HeavenAngel&diff=100244User:HeavenAngel2017-10-02T22:49:33Z<p>XtremeCoder: You’re now a mod :D</p>
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<div>{{User infobox<br />
| status = Orange<br />
| title = Mayor of Quiris, Angel of Courage<br />
| name = _HeavenAngel_<br />
| img = [[File:Ha1.png|200px|thumb|left|StrengthOfSpears]]<br />
| loc = Singapore<br />
| timezone = UTC+08:00<br />
| lang = English, Chinese(somewhat...)<br />
| gender = Male! (Angels are all male btw, surpriseeeeee!!~~)<br />
| bday = (1+2) / 3 / 50x20+333x3<br />
| rank = {{rank|Trial Mod}}<br />
| projects = The expansion of [[Quiris]]<br />
| guest = 20th April (about there)<br />
| member = 26th April<br />
| citizen = 3rd May 2015<br />
| trustee = 17th May 2015<br />
| councillor = 31st May 2015<br />
| mayor = 14th June 2015<br />
| senator = 17th April 2016 :D<br />
| governor = 30th April 2017 :DD<br />
| premier = -<br />
| mod = 2nd October 2017<br />
| admin = -<br />
| supporter = -<br />
| youtube = -<br />
| twitter = -<br />
| twitch = -<br />
| facebook = PM/Mail me if you wanna know<br />
| skype = PM/Mail me if you wanna know<br />
| steam = PM/Mail me if you wanna know<br />
| web = -<br />
| names = False<br />
| nicknames = Martian ({{u|soso123}}) or you can just call me heaven or angel idm<br />
| old-names = classified :P<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== '''Updates''' ==<br />
<br />
Working on Premier! Thank you to all the admods who took time to evaluate [[Quiris]]!<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Description''' ==<br />
<br />
I like to help friendly people when I can<br />
<br />
I tend to keep feelings and opinions of others to myself (i'm actually quite judgmental... hehe... working on it...)<br />
<br />
I like making new friends :)<br />
<br />
I make lots of inside jokes (sorry xD) and if what I say doesn't make any sense it is probably for self amusement (I like making myself laugh from random things)<br />
<br />
I looooove classical music, i'm not referring to the piano kind even though that's pretty nice too<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Pennies To My Name''' ==<br />
<br />
- _HeavenAngel_ Mayor and builder of [[Quiris]]! (Special Thanks to people who help with building things there! xoxo)<br />
<br />
- Founder of FreeSTYLE Wears (Ongoing)<br />
<br />
- Founder of ssFuel (Halted)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Status''' ==<br />
<br />
Current Status: Orange, schools started ;/<br />
<br />
''(Green: Super Free, Orange: Semi-Free, Red: Not Free)''<br />
<br />
<br />
== '''Feedback''' ==<br />
<br />
Apologies for the simplicity and for the lack of details about me!<br />
<br />
More data coming~ (Please tell me if you want to know anything more! :) ~ )</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=City_Central_Station&diff=100174City Central Station2017-10-01T22:35:29Z<p>XtremeCoder: /* Station Navigation */</p>
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<div>''Not to be confused with [[Central City]]. This is The City Central of [[XtremeCity]]''<br />
{{infobox<br />
| headerstyle = background:#23B0E0;<br />
| above = City Central Station<br />
|header1 = Building<br />
|label2 = Builder<br />
|data2 = {{u|eltontay11}}<br />
|header3 = Lines<br />
|label4 = No. Serving Lines<br />
|data4 = 4<br />
|label5 = Lines<br />
|data5 = Line A, Line C, Line E, Short LRT Service<br />
|header6 = Info<br />
|label7 = Station Type<br />
|data7 = Line A (Above Ground), Line C and E (Underground)<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
This is City Central Station of XtremeCity.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==Station Navigation==<br />
{{colorbox|red|Line A}}<br />
<br />
Previous Station : ''Terminus''<br />
<br />
Next Station : [[Residence]] ''towards [[Town Hall]]''<br />
<br />
{{colorbox|green|Line C}}<br />
<br />
Previous Station : [[Hawker Centre]] ''towards [[Supreme Court]]'' <br />
<br />
Next Station : [[Parliment]] ''towards [[Industrial Hub]]''<br />
<br />
{{colorbox|grey|Line E}}<br />
<br />
Previous Station : [[Parliment]] ''towards [[University]]'' <br />
<br />
Next Station : [[Market]] ''towards [[Stadium]]''<br />
<br />
{{colorbox|grey|Short LRT Service}}<br />
<br />
Previous Station : ''Terminus''<br />
<br />
Next Station : [[Central Park]] ''towards [[City Central]]''<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: XtremeCity Metro]]<br />
{{quality|1}}</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=City_Central_Station&diff=100101City Central Station2017-10-01T08:38:48Z<p>XtremeCoder: Created page with "''Not to be confused with Central City. This is The City Central of XtremeCity'' {{infobox | headerstyle = background:#23B0E0; | above = City Central Station |header1..."</p>
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<div>''Not to be confused with [[Central City]]. This is The City Central of [[XtremeCity]]''<br />
{{infobox<br />
| headerstyle = background:#23B0E0;<br />
| above = City Central Station<br />
|header1 = Building<br />
|label2 = Builder<br />
|data2 = {{u|eltontay11}}<br />
|header3 = Lines<br />
|label4 = No. Serving Lines<br />
|data4 = 4<br />
|label5 = Lines<br />
|data5 = Line A, Line C, Line E, Short LRT Service<br />
|header6 = Info<br />
|label7 = Station Type<br />
|data7 = Line A (Above Ground), Line C and E (Underground)<br />
}}<br />
<br />
<br />
This is City Central Station of XtremeCity.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
==Station Navigation==<br />
{{colorbox|red|Line A}}<br />
<br />
Previous Station : ''Terminus'' Next Station : [[Residence]] ''towards [[Town Hall]]''<br />
<br />
{{colorbox|green|Line C}}<br />
<br />
Previous Station : [[Hawker Centre]] ''towards [[Supreme Court]]'' Next Station : [[Parliment]] ''towards [[Industrial Hub]]''<br />
<br />
{{colorbox|grey|Line E}}<br />
<br />
Previous Station : [[Parliment]] ''towards [[University]]'' Next Station : [[Market]] ''towards [[Stadium]]''<br />
<br />
{{colorbox|grey|Short LRT Service}}<br />
<br />
Previous Station : ''Terminus'' Next Station : [[Central Park]] ''towards [[City Central]]''<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: XtremeCity Metro]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Emonorail&diff=100100Emonorail2017-10-01T08:27:52Z<p>XtremeCoder: /* Train Status */</p>
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<div>{{infobox<br />
| headerstyle = background:#23B0E0;<br />
| above = Emonorail<br />
|header1 = Staff<br />
|label2 = CEO<br />
|data2 = {{u|eltontay11}}<br />
|header3 = Stations<br />
|label4 = Stations open<br />
|data4 = 0<br />
|label5 = Lines<br />
|data5 = 6<br />
}}<br />
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Emonorail Is an Intra-town train service that serves [[XtremeCity]]. There are 6 lines currently, one LRT, five MRT.<br />
<br />
==== Technology ====<br />
===== MRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
Emonorail V1 MRT Stations (ALL LINES)<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Station V1<br />
<br />
- First Station Build<br />
<br />
- No auto cart clear<br />
<br />
- Press button to go<br />
<br />
- Master Light Switch<br />
<br />
- Inspired by station type created by [[Robang592]]<br />
<br />
Station V2<br />
<br />
- Platform doors<br />
<br />
- Cart collectors <br />
<br />
- Light switch <br />
<br />
====== Tracks ======<br />
Emonorail V1 Tracks<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Track V1<br />
- Unlimited Power<br />
===== LRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
LRT V1.5 Station<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
LRT V1.5 Stn<br />
<br />
- Slow Track<br />
<br />
- Cart Does not stop<br />
<br />
LRT V1 Station<br />
<br />
Refer to MRT STN V1<br />
<br />
====== Track ======<br />
Refer to MRT TRACKS<br />
<br />
Tracks V1<br />
<br />
==== Current Train Lines ====<br />
<br />
TECHNOLOGY<br />
<br />
Station : Emonorail V1 (Manual Cart Removing)<br />
Track : Emonorail V1 (24/7 Power)<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are plans to make the station automatically get rid of empty carts, and a master power switch that controls the tracks. However, this will only be done when most of the builds planned in the city are done. (Each build probably has its own station so)}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|red|Line A}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|1|City Central ''Terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|2|Residence|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|3|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|4|Hotel South|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|5|Town Hall ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|f00|6|Air base|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C9)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|Due to track and station replacement works, this train line WILL BE CLOSED. ETA completion is 15 Nov 2017}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|blue|Line B}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|1|Mall ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|2|Expo|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C12)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|3|Hotel North|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|4|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5|Residence|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5A|MRT MAGAZINE HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|6|Parliment|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|7|Transport Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
{{smallnotice|Trains from Residence towards Transport Hub do not stop at MRT MAGAZINE HQ. Only trains from Parliment towards Mall stop there.}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|green|Line C}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE2|Airport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE1|Foobar |{{colorbox|orange|Line D Future Extension(DS1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|1|Supreme Court ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|2|Hawker Centre|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|3|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|5|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|6|Hypermart|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|7|Museum|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|8|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|9|Air base|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A6)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|10|Driving School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|11|Resorts|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|12|Expo|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|13|Hospital|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|14|Industrial Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|orange|Line D}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N3|Resorts ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N2|Power Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N1|Hotel South|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|EX (0)|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E1|Fire Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E2|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E4|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E5|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E6|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|FFA500|E7|Heliport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E8|The sky towers|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E9|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E11|Hawker Centre ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
BRANCHING OUT FROM DE10 STATION (POLICE HQ)<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS2|Ferry Terminal ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS1|Foobar|{{colorbox|green|Line C Extension(CE1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|Line E}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|University ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|[[Foobar]]|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4))}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Market|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Industrial Hub|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C14)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|Stadium ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|SHORT LRT SERVICE}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|Central Park|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Admin Building|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|The Maze|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|Nature Reserve|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|The Sky Towers|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
M4 = Central Station<br />
<br />
Trains have two routes from M1.<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M5 --> M6 --> M7 --> M8 --> M9 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M9--> M8 --> M7 --> M6 --> M5 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
Train Map : [[File:Xtremecity Metro Map.PNG|1000px]]<br />
<br />
LINE SERVICE SUMMARY<br />
<br />
== Train Status ==<br />
<br />
‘’’COMMUTER ALERTS’’’<br />
<br />
<none><br />
<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! Name<br />
! Status<br />
! Terminus<br />
! Information<br />
! Technology<br />
|-<br />
| Line A|| {{status|partialopen|}} ||City Central ; Town Hall|| Only two stations are opened. All other stations are under construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line B || {{status|construction|}} ||Transport Hub; Mall|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line C || {{status|construction|}} ||Supreme Court ; Industrial Hub|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line D|| {{status|construction|}} ||Resorts ; Hawker Centre (Central Station : Sports Cplx)|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line E || {{status|construction|}} ||University ; Stadium || Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
Status list excludes LRT Services.<br />
<br />
[[Category: XtremeCity Metro]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Takasaki&diff=100099Takasaki2017-10-01T08:27:34Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
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<div>{{quality|4}}<br />
Webpage : sites.google.com/view/xtremecity <br />
{{smallnotice|ESTIMATED COMPLETION DAYE OF CITY : 2024 All Metro services are still under construction except for Line A, 2 stations. There are '''0 Completed Builds''' In the town at the moment, except for a franchise called "SuperChicken"}}<br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| img = [[File:XtremeCity Logo.PNG]]<br />
| mayor = {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
| depmayor = {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}}<br />
| transit = NIL<br />
| nearest train station : none<br />
| coords = x: 2706 z :- 9956 (City Central Station)<br />
| founded = 3 September 2017 <br />
| rank = None<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
XtremeCity is a city that focuses on transit. The comprehensive network of rail lines in XtremeCity is operated by Emonorail, created by Town Mayor {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}.<br />
<br />
XtremeCity aims to be a big city that serves a huge amount of residents. To get there, take the wrap to ZN22 from Central City and fly north. You will eventually see it. <br />
<br />
== What happened that made eltontay11 want to build the city? ==<br />
eltontay11 always wanted to build a minecraft city since he was introduced to minecraft. However, he only owned the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft#Pocket_Edition]. As a result, he was unable to build cities that people can explore<br />
Once, when he searched for "Mrt circle line" (It was meant to search for Singapore MRT Circle line), he found the MRT CIRCLE LINE TIMELAPSE video by {{u|frumple|frumple}}. He then immediately applied for an application, as he apparently thought it was pocket edition.<br />
After asking an admin why he couldnt connect, he was told that it was running PC edition. Up to August 2017, he got Minecraft for PC as a birthday present. Immediately, he joined the server and started exploring the server.<br />
After much exploration, he started work on a town of his own, located approximately 400 blocks north from ZN22 Station.<br />
== Concept ==<br />
XtremeCity is based upon the rail lines in Singapore, as well as most concepts from the city<br />
<br />
== How to locate the city ==<br />
Up to date, the nearest MRT station is {{s|ZN22}} ([http://dynmap.minecartrapidtransit.net/?worldname=old&mapname=flat&zoom=4&x=2706&y=64&z=-9956 dynmap]). <br />
<br />
== Buildings ==<br />
Up to date, '''The rail line is under construction''' and there are '''0''' buildings in the city.<br />
== Transit ==<br />
<br />
=== Trains ===<br />
Currently, there are plans for 5 rail lines, Line A, B, C, D, E<br />
<br />
=== Outer City Rail Lines ===<br />
There are plans to have Outer city rail lines to :<br />
- Creeperville (Frosty_Creeper_10)<br />
These rail lines will be at Transport Hub Station. See bottom for more information about the Emonorail train systems in this city.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Management ===<br />
The town is owned, built, and maintained by member eltontay11. <br />
<br />
=== Handovers ===<br />
<br />
If {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}} does not come online for 4 weeks, he will contact {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}} via Discord. If however, he is also not available on Discord, hvt2011 will then become the new town mayor and has all the rights to do anything.<br />
=== Emonorail ===<br />
<br />
== Builds ==<br />
<br />
=== Buildings ===<br />
<br />
==== MRT MAGAZINE HQ ====<br />
The Headquarters for the MRT Magazine team. See [[MRT Magazine]] for more.<br />
=== Government Buildings ===<br />
<br />
=== Franchise ===<br />
<br />
==== SuperChicken ====<br />
SuperChicken is a Chicken Stall selling Fried Chicken, created by eltontay11, in a very cheap price. There is a 24/7 counter assistant (aka villager) :P<br />
To locate it : It it right outside {{colorbox|red|A1}}{{colorbox|green|C3}}{{colorbox|grey|E5}}City Central Station<br />
Owner : {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
<br />
The only SuperChicken Stall is located here. Please refer to "How to get there" to learn more about how to get there. <br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are no plans to make this franchise bigger.}}<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: Development]][[Category: XtremeCity Metro]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Emonorail&diff=100098Emonorail2017-10-01T08:27:18Z<p>XtremeCoder: Created page with "{{infobox | headerstyle = background:#23B0E0; | above = Emonorail |header1 = Staff |label2 = CEO |data2 = {{u|eltontay11}} |header3 = Stations |label4 = Stations open |data4 =..."</p>
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<div>{{infobox<br />
| headerstyle = background:#23B0E0;<br />
| above = Emonorail<br />
|header1 = Staff<br />
|label2 = CEO<br />
|data2 = {{u|eltontay11}}<br />
|header3 = Stations<br />
|label4 = Stations open<br />
|data4 = 0<br />
|label5 = Lines<br />
|data5 = 6<br />
}}<br />
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Emonorail Is an Intra-town train service that serves [[XtremeCity]]. There are 6 lines currently, one LRT, five MRT.<br />
<br />
==== Technology ====<br />
===== MRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
Emonorail V1 MRT Stations (ALL LINES)<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Station V1<br />
<br />
- First Station Build<br />
<br />
- No auto cart clear<br />
<br />
- Press button to go<br />
<br />
- Master Light Switch<br />
<br />
- Inspired by station type created by [[Robang592]]<br />
<br />
Station V2<br />
<br />
- Platform doors<br />
<br />
- Cart collectors <br />
<br />
- Light switch <br />
<br />
====== Tracks ======<br />
Emonorail V1 Tracks<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Track V1<br />
- Unlimited Power<br />
===== LRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
LRT V1.5 Station<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
LRT V1.5 Stn<br />
<br />
- Slow Track<br />
<br />
- Cart Does not stop<br />
<br />
LRT V1 Station<br />
<br />
Refer to MRT STN V1<br />
<br />
====== Track ======<br />
Refer to MRT TRACKS<br />
<br />
Tracks V1<br />
<br />
==== Current Train Lines ====<br />
<br />
TECHNOLOGY<br />
<br />
Station : Emonorail V1 (Manual Cart Removing)<br />
Track : Emonorail V1 (24/7 Power)<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are plans to make the station automatically get rid of empty carts, and a master power switch that controls the tracks. However, this will only be done when most of the builds planned in the city are done. (Each build probably has its own station so)}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|red|Line A}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|1|City Central ''Terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|2|Residence|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|3|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|4|Hotel South|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|5|Town Hall ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|f00|6|Air base|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C9)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|Due to track and station replacement works, this train line WILL BE CLOSED. ETA completion is 15 Nov 2017}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|blue|Line B}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|1|Mall ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|2|Expo|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C12)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|3|Hotel North|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|4|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5|Residence|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5A|MRT MAGAZINE HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|6|Parliment|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|7|Transport Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
{{smallnotice|Trains from Residence towards Transport Hub do not stop at MRT MAGAZINE HQ. Only trains from Parliment towards Mall stop there.}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|green|Line C}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE2|Airport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE1|Foobar |{{colorbox|orange|Line D Future Extension(DS1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|1|Supreme Court ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|2|Hawker Centre|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|3|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|5|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|6|Hypermart|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|7|Museum|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|8|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|9|Air base|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A6)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|10|Driving School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|11|Resorts|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|12|Expo|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|13|Hospital|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|14|Industrial Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|orange|Line D}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N3|Resorts ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N2|Power Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N1|Hotel South|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|EX (0)|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E1|Fire Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E2|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E4|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E5|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E6|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|FFA500|E7|Heliport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E8|The sky towers|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E9|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E11|Hawker Centre ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
BRANCHING OUT FROM DE10 STATION (POLICE HQ)<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS2|Ferry Terminal ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS1|Foobar|{{colorbox|green|Line C Extension(CE1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|Line E}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|University ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|[[Foobar]]|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4))}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Market|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Industrial Hub|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C14)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|Stadium ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|SHORT LRT SERVICE}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|Central Park|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Admin Building|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|The Maze|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|Nature Reserve|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|The Sky Towers|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
M4 = Central Station<br />
<br />
Trains have two routes from M1.<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M5 --> M6 --> M7 --> M8 --> M9 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M9--> M8 --> M7 --> M6 --> M5 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
Train Map : [[File:Xtremecity Metro Map.PNG|1000px]]<br />
<br />
LINE SERVICE SUMMARY<br />
<br />
== Train Status ==<br />
<br />
‘’’COMMUTER ALERTS’’’<br />
<br />
<none><br />
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<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! Name<br />
! Status<br />
! Terminus<br />
! Information<br />
! Technology<br />
|-<br />
| Line A|| {{status|partialopen|}} ||City Central ; Town Hall|| Only two stations are opened. All other stations are under construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line B || {{status|construction|}} ||Transport Hub; Mall|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line C || {{status|construction|}} ||Supreme Court ; Industrial Hub|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line D|| {{status|construction|}} ||Resorts ; Hawker Centre (Central Station : Sports Cplx)|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line E || {{status|construction|}} ||University ; Stadium || Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
Status list excludes LRT Services.</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Category:XtremeCity_Metro&diff=100097Category:XtremeCity Metro2017-10-01T08:07:55Z<p>XtremeCoder: Created page with "This Catagory shows all stations and info of Xtremecity’s Metro System."</p>
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<div>This Catagory shows all stations and info of Xtremecity’s Metro System.</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Takasaki&diff=100096Takasaki2017-10-01T08:07:13Z<p>XtremeCoder: I MISSPELLED CATAGORY</p>
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Webpage : sites.google.com/view/xtremecity <br />
{{smallnotice|ESTIMATED COMPLETION DAYE OF CITY : 2024 All Metro services are still under construction except for Line A, 2 stations. There are '''0 Completed Builds''' In the town at the moment, except for a franchise called "SuperChicken"}}<br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| img = [[File:XtremeCity Logo.PNG]]<br />
| mayor = {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
| depmayor = {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}}<br />
| transit = NIL<br />
| nearest train station : none<br />
| coords = x: 2706 z :- 9956 (City Central Station)<br />
| founded = 3 September 2017 <br />
| rank = None<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
XtremeCity is a city that focuses on transit. The comprehensive network of rail lines in XtremeCity is operated by Emonorail, created by Town Mayor {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}.<br />
<br />
XtremeCity aims to be a big city that serves a huge amount of residents. To get there, take the wrap to ZN22 from Central City and fly north. You will eventually see it. <br />
<br />
== What happened that made eltontay11 want to build the city? ==<br />
eltontay11 always wanted to build a minecraft city since he was introduced to minecraft. However, he only owned the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft#Pocket_Edition]. As a result, he was unable to build cities that people can explore<br />
Once, when he searched for "Mrt circle line" (It was meant to search for Singapore MRT Circle line), he found the MRT CIRCLE LINE TIMELAPSE video by {{u|frumple|frumple}}. He then immediately applied for an application, as he apparently thought it was pocket edition.<br />
After asking an admin why he couldnt connect, he was told that it was running PC edition. Up to August 2017, he got Minecraft for PC as a birthday present. Immediately, he joined the server and started exploring the server.<br />
After much exploration, he started work on a town of his own, located approximately 400 blocks north from ZN22 Station.<br />
== Concept ==<br />
XtremeCity is based upon the rail lines in Singapore, as well as most concepts from the city<br />
<br />
== How to locate the city ==<br />
Up to date, the nearest MRT station is {{s|ZN22}} ([http://dynmap.minecartrapidtransit.net/?worldname=old&mapname=flat&zoom=4&x=2706&y=64&z=-9956 dynmap]). <br />
<br />
== Buildings ==<br />
Up to date, '''The rail line is under construction''' and there are '''0''' buildings in the city.<br />
== Transit ==<br />
<br />
=== Trains ===<br />
Currently, there are plans for 5 rail lines, Line A, B, C, D, E<br />
<br />
=== Outer City Rail Lines ===<br />
There are plans to have Outer city rail lines to :<br />
- Creeperville (Frosty_Creeper_10)<br />
These rail lines will be at Transport Hub Station. See bottom for more information about the Emonorail train systems in this city.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Management ===<br />
The town is owned, built, and maintained by member eltontay11. <br />
<br />
=== Handovers ===<br />
<br />
If {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}} does not come online for 4 weeks, he will contact {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}} via Discord. If however, he is also not available on Discord, hvt2011 will then become the new town mayor and has all the rights to do anything.<br />
=== Emonorail ===<br />
Emonorail Is an Intra-town train service that serves [[XtremeCity]]. There are 6 lines currently, one LRT, five MRT.<br />
<br />
==== Technology ====<br />
===== MRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
Emonorail V1 MRT Stations (ALL LINES)<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Station V1<br />
<br />
- First Station Build<br />
<br />
- No auto cart clear<br />
<br />
- Press button to go<br />
<br />
- Master Light Switch<br />
<br />
- Inspired by station type created by [[Robang592]]<br />
<br />
Station V2<br />
<br />
- Platform doors<br />
<br />
- Cart collectors <br />
<br />
- Light switch <br />
<br />
====== Tracks ======<br />
Emonorail V1 Tracks<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Track V1<br />
- Unlimited Power<br />
===== LRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
LRT V1.5 Station<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
LRT V1.5 Stn<br />
<br />
- Slow Track<br />
<br />
- Cart Does not stop<br />
<br />
LRT V1 Station<br />
<br />
Refer to MRT STN V1<br />
<br />
====== Track ======<br />
Refer to MRT TRACKS<br />
<br />
Tracks V1<br />
<br />
==== Current Train Lines ====<br />
<br />
TECHNOLOGY<br />
<br />
Station : Emonorail V1 (Manual Cart Removing)<br />
Track : Emonorail V1 (24/7 Power)<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are plans to make the station automatically get rid of empty carts, and a master power switch that controls the tracks. However, this will only be done when most of the builds planned in the city are done. (Each build probably has its own station so)}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|red|Line A}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|1|City Central ''Terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|2|Residence|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|3|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|4|Hotel South|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|5|Town Hall ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|f00|6|Air base|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C9)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|Due to track and station replacement works, this train line WILL BE CLOSED. ETA completion is 15 Nov 2017}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|blue|Line B}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|1|Mall ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|2|Expo|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C12)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|3|Hotel North|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|4|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5|Residence|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5A|MRT MAGAZINE HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|6|Parliment|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|7|Transport Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
{{smallnotice|Trains from Residence towards Transport Hub do not stop at MRT MAGAZINE HQ. Only trains from Parliment towards Mall stop there.}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|green|Line C}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE2|Airport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE1|Foobar |{{colorbox|orange|Line D Future Extension(DS1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|1|Supreme Court ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|2|Hawker Centre|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|3|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|5|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|6|Hypermart|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|7|Museum|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|8|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|9|Air base|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A6)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|10|Driving School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|11|Resorts|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|12|Expo|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|13|Hospital|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|14|Industrial Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|orange|Line D}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N3|Resorts ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N2|Power Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N1|Hotel South|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|EX (0)|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E1|Fire Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E2|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E4|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E5|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E6|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|FFA500|E7|Heliport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E8|The sky towers|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E9|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E11|Hawker Centre ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
BRANCHING OUT FROM DE10 STATION (POLICE HQ)<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS2|Ferry Terminal ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS1|Foobar|{{colorbox|green|Line C Extension(CE1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|Line E}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|University ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|[[Foobar]]|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4))}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Market|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Industrial Hub|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C14)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|Stadium ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|SHORT LRT SERVICE}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|Central Park|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Admin Building|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|The Maze|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|Nature Reserve|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|The Sky Towers|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
M4 = Central Station<br />
<br />
Trains have two routes from M1.<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M5 --> M6 --> M7 --> M8 --> M9 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M9--> M8 --> M7 --> M6 --> M5 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
Train Map : [[File:Xtremecity Metro Map.PNG|1000px]]<br />
<br />
LINE SERVICE SUMMARY<br />
<br />
== Train Status ==<br />
<br />
‘’’COMMUTER ALERTS’’’<br />
<br />
<none><br />
<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! Name<br />
! Status<br />
! Terminus<br />
! Information<br />
! Technology<br />
|-<br />
| Line A|| {{status|partialopen|}} ||City Central ; Town Hall|| Only two stations are opened. All other stations are under construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line B || {{status|construction|}} ||Transport Hub; Mall|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line C || {{status|construction|}} ||Supreme Court ; Industrial Hub|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line D|| {{status|construction|}} ||Resorts ; Hawker Centre (Central Station : Sports Cplx)|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line E || {{status|construction|}} ||University ; Stadium || Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
Status list excludes LRT Services.<br />
<br />
== Builds ==<br />
<br />
=== Buildings ===<br />
<br />
==== MRT MAGAZINE HQ ====<br />
The Headquarters for the MRT Magazine team. See [[MRT Magazine]] for more.<br />
=== Government Buildings ===<br />
<br />
=== Franchise ===<br />
<br />
==== SuperChicken ====<br />
SuperChicken is a Chicken Stall selling Fried Chicken, created by eltontay11, in a very cheap price. There is a 24/7 counter assistant (aka villager) :P<br />
To locate it : It it right outside {{colorbox|red|A1}}{{colorbox|green|C3}}{{colorbox|grey|E5}}City Central Station<br />
Owner : {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
<br />
The only SuperChicken Stall is located here. Please refer to "How to get there" to learn more about how to get there. <br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are no plans to make this franchise bigger.}}<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: Development]][[Category: XtremeCity Metro]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Takasaki&diff=100095Takasaki2017-10-01T08:06:36Z<p>XtremeCoder: /* Builds */</p>
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Webpage : sites.google.com/view/xtremecity <br />
{{smallnotice|ESTIMATED COMPLETION DAYE OF CITY : 2024 All Metro services are still under construction except for Line A, 2 stations. There are '''0 Completed Builds''' In the town at the moment, except for a franchise called "SuperChicken"}}<br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| img = [[File:XtremeCity Logo.PNG]]<br />
| mayor = {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
| depmayor = {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}}<br />
| transit = NIL<br />
| nearest train station : none<br />
| coords = x: 2706 z :- 9956 (City Central Station)<br />
| founded = 3 September 2017 <br />
| rank = None<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
XtremeCity is a city that focuses on transit. The comprehensive network of rail lines in XtremeCity is operated by Emonorail, created by Town Mayor {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}.<br />
<br />
XtremeCity aims to be a big city that serves a huge amount of residents. To get there, take the wrap to ZN22 from Central City and fly north. You will eventually see it. <br />
<br />
== What happened that made eltontay11 want to build the city? ==<br />
eltontay11 always wanted to build a minecraft city since he was introduced to minecraft. However, he only owned the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft#Pocket_Edition]. As a result, he was unable to build cities that people can explore<br />
Once, when he searched for "Mrt circle line" (It was meant to search for Singapore MRT Circle line), he found the MRT CIRCLE LINE TIMELAPSE video by {{u|frumple|frumple}}. He then immediately applied for an application, as he apparently thought it was pocket edition.<br />
After asking an admin why he couldnt connect, he was told that it was running PC edition. Up to August 2017, he got Minecraft for PC as a birthday present. Immediately, he joined the server and started exploring the server.<br />
After much exploration, he started work on a town of his own, located approximately 400 blocks north from ZN22 Station.<br />
== Concept ==<br />
XtremeCity is based upon the rail lines in Singapore, as well as most concepts from the city<br />
<br />
== How to locate the city ==<br />
Up to date, the nearest MRT station is {{s|ZN22}} ([http://dynmap.minecartrapidtransit.net/?worldname=old&mapname=flat&zoom=4&x=2706&y=64&z=-9956 dynmap]). <br />
<br />
== Buildings ==<br />
Up to date, '''The rail line is under construction''' and there are '''0''' buildings in the city.<br />
== Transit ==<br />
<br />
=== Trains ===<br />
Currently, there are plans for 5 rail lines, Line A, B, C, D, E<br />
<br />
=== Outer City Rail Lines ===<br />
There are plans to have Outer city rail lines to :<br />
- Creeperville (Frosty_Creeper_10)<br />
These rail lines will be at Transport Hub Station. See bottom for more information about the Emonorail train systems in this city.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Management ===<br />
The town is owned, built, and maintained by member eltontay11. <br />
<br />
=== Handovers ===<br />
<br />
If {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}} does not come online for 4 weeks, he will contact {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}} via Discord. If however, he is also not available on Discord, hvt2011 will then become the new town mayor and has all the rights to do anything.<br />
=== Emonorail ===<br />
Emonorail Is an Intra-town train service that serves [[XtremeCity]]. There are 6 lines currently, one LRT, five MRT.<br />
<br />
==== Technology ====<br />
===== MRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
Emonorail V1 MRT Stations (ALL LINES)<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Station V1<br />
<br />
- First Station Build<br />
<br />
- No auto cart clear<br />
<br />
- Press button to go<br />
<br />
- Master Light Switch<br />
<br />
- Inspired by station type created by [[Robang592]]<br />
<br />
Station V2<br />
<br />
- Platform doors<br />
<br />
- Cart collectors <br />
<br />
- Light switch <br />
<br />
====== Tracks ======<br />
Emonorail V1 Tracks<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Track V1<br />
- Unlimited Power<br />
===== LRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
LRT V1.5 Station<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
LRT V1.5 Stn<br />
<br />
- Slow Track<br />
<br />
- Cart Does not stop<br />
<br />
LRT V1 Station<br />
<br />
Refer to MRT STN V1<br />
<br />
====== Track ======<br />
Refer to MRT TRACKS<br />
<br />
Tracks V1<br />
<br />
==== Current Train Lines ====<br />
<br />
TECHNOLOGY<br />
<br />
Station : Emonorail V1 (Manual Cart Removing)<br />
Track : Emonorail V1 (24/7 Power)<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are plans to make the station automatically get rid of empty carts, and a master power switch that controls the tracks. However, this will only be done when most of the builds planned in the city are done. (Each build probably has its own station so)}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|red|Line A}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|1|City Central ''Terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|2|Residence|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|3|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|4|Hotel South|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|5|Town Hall ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|f00|6|Air base|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C9)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|Due to track and station replacement works, this train line WILL BE CLOSED. ETA completion is 15 Nov 2017}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|blue|Line B}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|1|Mall ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|2|Expo|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C12)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|3|Hotel North|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|4|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5|Residence|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5A|MRT MAGAZINE HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|6|Parliment|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|7|Transport Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
{{smallnotice|Trains from Residence towards Transport Hub do not stop at MRT MAGAZINE HQ. Only trains from Parliment towards Mall stop there.}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|green|Line C}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE2|Airport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE1|Foobar |{{colorbox|orange|Line D Future Extension(DS1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|1|Supreme Court ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|2|Hawker Centre|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|3|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|5|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|6|Hypermart|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|7|Museum|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|8|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|9|Air base|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A6)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|10|Driving School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|11|Resorts|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|12|Expo|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|13|Hospital|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|14|Industrial Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|orange|Line D}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N3|Resorts ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N2|Power Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N1|Hotel South|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|EX (0)|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E1|Fire Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E2|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E4|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E5|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E6|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|FFA500|E7|Heliport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E8|The sky towers|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E9|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E11|Hawker Centre ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
BRANCHING OUT FROM DE10 STATION (POLICE HQ)<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS2|Ferry Terminal ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS1|Foobar|{{colorbox|green|Line C Extension(CE1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|Line E}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|University ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|[[Foobar]]|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4))}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Market|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Industrial Hub|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C14)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|Stadium ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|SHORT LRT SERVICE}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|Central Park|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Admin Building|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|The Maze|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|Nature Reserve|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|The Sky Towers|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
M4 = Central Station<br />
<br />
Trains have two routes from M1.<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M5 --> M6 --> M7 --> M8 --> M9 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M9--> M8 --> M7 --> M6 --> M5 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
Train Map : [[File:Xtremecity Metro Map.PNG|1000px]]<br />
<br />
LINE SERVICE SUMMARY<br />
<br />
== Train Status ==<br />
<br />
‘’’COMMUTER ALERTS’’’<br />
<br />
<none><br />
<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! Name<br />
! Status<br />
! Terminus<br />
! Information<br />
! Technology<br />
|-<br />
| Line A|| {{status|partialopen|}} ||City Central ; Town Hall|| Only two stations are opened. All other stations are under construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line B || {{status|construction|}} ||Transport Hub; Mall|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line C || {{status|construction|}} ||Supreme Court ; Industrial Hub|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line D|| {{status|construction|}} ||Resorts ; Hawker Centre (Central Station : Sports Cplx)|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line E || {{status|construction|}} ||University ; Stadium || Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
Status list excludes LRT Services.<br />
<br />
== Builds ==<br />
<br />
=== Buildings ===<br />
<br />
==== MRT MAGAZINE HQ ====<br />
The Headquarters for the MRT Magazine team. See [[MRT Magazine]] for more.<br />
=== Government Buildings ===<br />
<br />
=== Franchise ===<br />
<br />
==== SuperChicken ====<br />
SuperChicken is a Chicken Stall selling Fried Chicken, created by eltontay11, in a very cheap price. There is a 24/7 counter assistant (aka villager) :P<br />
To locate it : It it right outside {{colorbox|red|A1}}{{colorbox|green|C3}}{{colorbox|grey|E5}}City Central Station<br />
Owner : {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
<br />
The only SuperChicken Stall is located here. Please refer to "How to get there" to learn more about how to get there. <br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are no plans to make this franchise bigger.}}<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: Development]][[Catagory: XtremeCity Metro]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Takasaki&diff=100094Takasaki2017-10-01T08:03:36Z<p>XtremeCoder: </p>
<hr />
<div>{{quality|4}}<br />
Webpage : sites.google.com/view/xtremecity <br />
{{smallnotice|ESTIMATED COMPLETION DAYE OF CITY : 2024 All Metro services are still under construction except for Line A, 2 stations. There are '''0 Completed Builds''' In the town at the moment, except for a franchise called "SuperChicken"}}<br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| img = [[File:XtremeCity Logo.PNG]]<br />
| mayor = {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
| depmayor = {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}}<br />
| transit = NIL<br />
| nearest train station : none<br />
| coords = x: 2706 z :- 9956 (City Central Station)<br />
| founded = 3 September 2017 <br />
| rank = None<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
XtremeCity is a city that focuses on transit. The comprehensive network of rail lines in XtremeCity is operated by Emonorail, created by Town Mayor {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}.<br />
<br />
XtremeCity aims to be a big city that serves a huge amount of residents. To get there, take the wrap to ZN22 from Central City and fly north. You will eventually see it. <br />
<br />
== What happened that made eltontay11 want to build the city? ==<br />
eltontay11 always wanted to build a minecraft city since he was introduced to minecraft. However, he only owned the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft#Pocket_Edition]. As a result, he was unable to build cities that people can explore<br />
Once, when he searched for "Mrt circle line" (It was meant to search for Singapore MRT Circle line), he found the MRT CIRCLE LINE TIMELAPSE video by {{u|frumple|frumple}}. He then immediately applied for an application, as he apparently thought it was pocket edition.<br />
After asking an admin why he couldnt connect, he was told that it was running PC edition. Up to August 2017, he got Minecraft for PC as a birthday present. Immediately, he joined the server and started exploring the server.<br />
After much exploration, he started work on a town of his own, located approximately 400 blocks north from ZN22 Station.<br />
== Concept ==<br />
XtremeCity is based upon the rail lines in Singapore, as well as most concepts from the city<br />
<br />
== How to locate the city ==<br />
Up to date, the nearest MRT station is {{s|ZN22}} ([http://dynmap.minecartrapidtransit.net/?worldname=old&mapname=flat&zoom=4&x=2706&y=64&z=-9956 dynmap]). <br />
<br />
== Buildings ==<br />
Up to date, '''The rail line is under construction''' and there are '''0''' buildings in the city.<br />
== Transit ==<br />
<br />
=== Trains ===<br />
Currently, there are plans for 5 rail lines, Line A, B, C, D, E<br />
<br />
=== Outer City Rail Lines ===<br />
There are plans to have Outer city rail lines to :<br />
- Creeperville (Frosty_Creeper_10)<br />
These rail lines will be at Transport Hub Station. See bottom for more information about the Emonorail train systems in this city.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Management ===<br />
The town is owned, built, and maintained by member eltontay11. <br />
<br />
=== Handovers ===<br />
<br />
If {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}} does not come online for 4 weeks, he will contact {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}} via Discord. If however, he is also not available on Discord, hvt2011 will then become the new town mayor and has all the rights to do anything.<br />
=== Emonorail ===<br />
Emonorail Is an Intra-town train service that serves [[XtremeCity]]. There are 6 lines currently, one LRT, five MRT.<br />
<br />
==== Technology ====<br />
===== MRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
Emonorail V1 MRT Stations (ALL LINES)<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Station V1<br />
<br />
- First Station Build<br />
<br />
- No auto cart clear<br />
<br />
- Press button to go<br />
<br />
- Master Light Switch<br />
<br />
- Inspired by station type created by [[Robang592]]<br />
<br />
Station V2<br />
<br />
- Platform doors<br />
<br />
- Cart collectors <br />
<br />
- Light switch <br />
<br />
====== Tracks ======<br />
Emonorail V1 Tracks<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Track V1<br />
- Unlimited Power<br />
===== LRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
LRT V1.5 Station<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
LRT V1.5 Stn<br />
<br />
- Slow Track<br />
<br />
- Cart Does not stop<br />
<br />
LRT V1 Station<br />
<br />
Refer to MRT STN V1<br />
<br />
====== Track ======<br />
Refer to MRT TRACKS<br />
<br />
Tracks V1<br />
<br />
==== Current Train Lines ====<br />
<br />
TECHNOLOGY<br />
<br />
Station : Emonorail V1 (Manual Cart Removing)<br />
Track : Emonorail V1 (24/7 Power)<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are plans to make the station automatically get rid of empty carts, and a master power switch that controls the tracks. However, this will only be done when most of the builds planned in the city are done. (Each build probably has its own station so)}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|red|Line A}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|1|City Central ''Terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|2|Residence|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|3|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|4|Hotel South|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|5|Town Hall ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|f00|6|Air base|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C9)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|Due to track and station replacement works, this train line WILL BE CLOSED. ETA completion is 15 Nov 2017}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|blue|Line B}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|1|Mall ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|2|Expo|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C12)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|3|Hotel North|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|4|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5|Residence|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5A|MRT MAGAZINE HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|6|Parliment|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|7|Transport Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
{{smallnotice|Trains from Residence towards Transport Hub do not stop at MRT MAGAZINE HQ. Only trains from Parliment towards Mall stop there.}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|green|Line C}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE2|Airport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE1|Foobar |{{colorbox|orange|Line D Future Extension(DS1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|1|Supreme Court ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|2|Hawker Centre|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|3|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|5|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|6|Hypermart|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|7|Museum|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|8|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|9|Air base|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A6)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|10|Driving School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|11|Resorts|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|12|Expo|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|13|Hospital|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|14|Industrial Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|orange|Line D}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N3|Resorts ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N2|Power Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N1|Hotel South|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|EX (0)|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E1|Fire Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E2|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E4|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E5|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E6|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|FFA500|E7|Heliport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E8|The sky towers|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E9|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E11|Hawker Centre ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
BRANCHING OUT FROM DE10 STATION (POLICE HQ)<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS2|Ferry Terminal ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS1|Foobar|{{colorbox|green|Line C Extension(CE1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|Line E}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|University ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|[[Foobar]]|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4))}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Market|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Industrial Hub|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C14)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|Stadium ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|SHORT LRT SERVICE}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|Central Park|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Admin Building|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|The Maze|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|Nature Reserve|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|The Sky Towers|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
M4 = Central Station<br />
<br />
Trains have two routes from M1.<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M5 --> M6 --> M7 --> M8 --> M9 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M9--> M8 --> M7 --> M6 --> M5 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
Train Map : [[File:Xtremecity Metro Map.PNG|1000px]]<br />
<br />
LINE SERVICE SUMMARY<br />
<br />
== Train Status ==<br />
<br />
‘’’COMMUTER ALERTS’’’<br />
<br />
<none><br />
<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! Name<br />
! Status<br />
! Terminus<br />
! Information<br />
! Technology<br />
|-<br />
| Line A|| {{status|partialopen|}} ||City Central ; Town Hall|| Only two stations are opened. All other stations are under construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line B || {{status|construction|}} ||Transport Hub; Mall|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line C || {{status|construction|}} ||Supreme Court ; Industrial Hub|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line D|| {{status|construction|}} ||Resorts ; Hawker Centre (Central Station : Sports Cplx)|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line E || {{status|construction|}} ||University ; Stadium || Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
Status list excludes LRT Services.<br />
<br />
== Builds ==<br />
<br />
=== Buildings ===<br />
<br />
==== MRT MAGAZINE HQ ====<br />
The Headquarters for the MRT Magazine team. See [[MRT Magazine]] for more.<br />
=== Government Buildings ===<br />
<br />
=== Franchise ===<br />
<br />
==== SuperChicken ====<br />
SuperChicken is a Chicken Stall selling Fried Chicken, created by eltontay11, in a very cheap price. There is a 24/7 counter assistant (aka villager) :P<br />
To locate it : It it right outside {{colorbox|red|A1}}{{colorbox|green|C3}}{{colorbox|grey|E5}}City Central Station<br />
Owner : {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
<br />
The only SuperChicken Stall is located here. Please refer to "How to get there" to learn more about how to get there. <br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are no plans to make this franchise bigger.}}<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: Development]] [[Catagory: XtremeCity Metro]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Takasaki&diff=100093Takasaki2017-10-01T08:00:39Z<p>XtremeCoder: /* Builds */</p>
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<div>{{quality|4}}<br />
Webpage : sites.google.com/view/xtremecity <br />
{{smallnotice|ESTIMATED COMPLETION DAYE OF CITY : 2024 All Metro services are still under construction except for Line A, 2 stations. There are '''0 Completed Builds''' In the town at the moment, except for a franchise called "SuperChicken"}}<br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| img = [[File:XtremeCity Logo.PNG]]<br />
| mayor = {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
| depmayor = {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}}<br />
| transit = NIL<br />
| nearest train station : none<br />
| coords = x: 2706 z :- 9956 (City Central Station)<br />
| founded = 3 September 2017 <br />
| rank = None<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
XtremeCity is a city that focuses on transit. The comprehensive network of rail lines in XtremeCity is operated by Emonorail, created by Town Mayor {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}.<br />
<br />
XtremeCity aims to be a big city that serves a huge amount of residents. To get there, take the wrap to ZN22 from Central City and fly north. You will eventually see it. <br />
<br />
== What happened that made eltontay11 want to build the city? ==<br />
eltontay11 always wanted to build a minecraft city since he was introduced to minecraft. However, he only owned the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft#Pocket_Edition]. As a result, he was unable to build cities that people can explore<br />
Once, when he searched for "Mrt circle line" (It was meant to search for Singapore MRT Circle line), he found the MRT CIRCLE LINE TIMELAPSE video by {{u|frumple|frumple}}. He then immediately applied for an application, as he apparently thought it was pocket edition.<br />
After asking an admin why he couldnt connect, he was told that it was running PC edition. Up to August 2017, he got Minecraft for PC as a birthday present. Immediately, he joined the server and started exploring the server.<br />
After much exploration, he started work on a town of his own, located approximately 400 blocks north from ZN22 Station.<br />
== Concept ==<br />
XtremeCity is based upon the rail lines in Singapore, as well as most concepts from the city<br />
<br />
== How to locate the city ==<br />
Up to date, the nearest MRT station is {{s|ZN22}} ([http://dynmap.minecartrapidtransit.net/?worldname=old&mapname=flat&zoom=4&x=2706&y=64&z=-9956 dynmap]). <br />
<br />
== Buildings ==<br />
Up to date, '''The rail line is under construction''' and there are '''0''' buildings in the city.<br />
== Transit ==<br />
<br />
=== Trains ===<br />
Currently, there are plans for 5 rail lines, Line A, B, C, D, E<br />
<br />
=== Outer City Rail Lines ===<br />
There are plans to have Outer city rail lines to :<br />
- Creeperville (Frosty_Creeper_10)<br />
These rail lines will be at Transport Hub Station. See bottom for more information about the Emonorail train systems in this city.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
=== Management ===<br />
The town is owned, built, and maintained by member eltontay11. <br />
<br />
=== Handovers ===<br />
<br />
If {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}} does not come online for 4 weeks, he will contact {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}} via Discord. If however, he is also not available on Discord, hvt2011 will then become the new town mayor and has all the rights to do anything.<br />
=== Emonorail ===<br />
Emonorail Is an Intra-town train service that serves [[XtremeCity]]. There are 6 lines currently, one LRT, five MRT.<br />
<br />
==== Technology ====<br />
===== MRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
Emonorail V1 MRT Stations (ALL LINES)<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Station V1<br />
<br />
- First Station Build<br />
<br />
- No auto cart clear<br />
<br />
- Press button to go<br />
<br />
- Master Light Switch<br />
<br />
- Inspired by station type created by [[Robang592]]<br />
<br />
Station V2<br />
<br />
- Platform doors<br />
<br />
- Cart collectors <br />
<br />
- Light switch <br />
<br />
====== Tracks ======<br />
Emonorail V1 Tracks<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Track V1<br />
- Unlimited Power<br />
===== LRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
LRT V1.5 Station<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
LRT V1.5 Stn<br />
<br />
- Slow Track<br />
<br />
- Cart Does not stop<br />
<br />
LRT V1 Station<br />
<br />
Refer to MRT STN V1<br />
<br />
====== Track ======<br />
Refer to MRT TRACKS<br />
<br />
Tracks V1<br />
<br />
==== Current Train Lines ====<br />
<br />
TECHNOLOGY<br />
<br />
Station : Emonorail V1 (Manual Cart Removing)<br />
Track : Emonorail V1 (24/7 Power)<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are plans to make the station automatically get rid of empty carts, and a master power switch that controls the tracks. However, this will only be done when most of the builds planned in the city are done. (Each build probably has its own station so)}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|red|Line A}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|1|City Central ''Terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|2|Residence|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|3|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|4|Hotel South|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|5|Town Hall ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|f00|6|Air base|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C9)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|Due to track and station replacement works, this train line WILL BE CLOSED. ETA completion is 15 Nov 2017}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|blue|Line B}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|1|Mall ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|2|Expo|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C12)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|3|Hotel North|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|4|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5|Residence|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5A|MRT MAGAZINE HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|6|Parliment|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|7|Transport Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
{{smallnotice|Trains from Residence towards Transport Hub do not stop at MRT MAGAZINE HQ. Only trains from Parliment towards Mall stop there.}}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|green|Line C}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE2|Airport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE1|Foobar |{{colorbox|orange|Line D Future Extension(DS1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|1|Supreme Court ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|2|Hawker Centre|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|3|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|5|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|6|Hypermart|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|7|Museum|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|8|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|9|Air base|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A6)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|10|Driving School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|11|Resorts|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|12|Expo|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|13|Hospital|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|14|Industrial Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|orange|Line D}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N3|Resorts ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N2|Power Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N1|Hotel South|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|EX (0)|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E1|Fire Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E2|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E4|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E5|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E6|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|FFA500|E7|Heliport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E8|The sky towers|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E9|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E11|Hawker Centre ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
BRANCHING OUT FROM DE10 STATION (POLICE HQ)<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS2|Ferry Terminal ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS1|Foobar|{{colorbox|green|Line C Extension(CE1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|Line E}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|University ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|[[Foobar]]|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4))}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Market|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Industrial Hub|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C14)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|Stadium ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====={{colorbox|grey|SHORT LRT SERVICE}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|Central Park|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Admin Building|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|The Maze|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|Nature Reserve|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|The Sky Towers|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
<br />
M4 = Central Station<br />
<br />
Trains have two routes from M1.<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M5 --> M6 --> M7 --> M8 --> M9 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M9--> M8 --> M7 --> M6 --> M5 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
Train Map : [[File:Xtremecity Metro Map.PNG|1000px]]<br />
<br />
LINE SERVICE SUMMARY<br />
<br />
== Train Status ==<br />
<br />
‘’’COMMUTER ALERTS’’’<br />
<br />
<none><br />
<br />
<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
|-<br />
! Name<br />
! Status<br />
! Terminus<br />
! Information<br />
! Technology<br />
|-<br />
| Line A|| {{status|partialopen|}} ||City Central ; Town Hall|| Only two stations are opened. All other stations are under construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line B || {{status|construction|}} ||Transport Hub; Mall|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line C || {{status|construction|}} ||Supreme Court ; Industrial Hub|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line D|| {{status|construction|}} ||Resorts ; Hawker Centre (Central Station : Sports Cplx)|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line E || {{status|construction|}} ||University ; Stadium || Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
|}<br />
<br />
Status list excludes LRT Services.<br />
<br />
== Builds ==<br />
<br />
=== Buildings ===<br />
<br />
==== MRT MAGAZINE HQ ====<br />
The Headquarters for the MRT Magazine team. See [[MRT Magazine]] for more.<br />
=== Government Buildings ===<br />
<br />
=== Franchise ===<br />
<br />
==== SuperChicken ====<br />
SuperChicken is a Chicken Stall selling Fried Chicken, created by eltontay11, in a very cheap price. There is a 24/7 counter assistant (aka villager) :P<br />
To locate it : It it right outside {{colorbox|red|A1}}{{colorbox|green|C3}}{{colorbox|grey|E5}}City Central Station<br />
Owner : {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
<br />
The only SuperChicken Stall is located here. Please refer to "How to get there" to learn more about how to get there. <br />
<br />
{{smallnotice|There are no plans to make this franchise bigger.}}<br />
<br />
<br />
[[Category: Development|XtremeCity Metro]]</div>XtremeCoderhttps://wiki.minecartrapidtransit.net/index.php?title=Takasaki&diff=100092Takasaki2017-10-01T07:59:43Z<p>XtremeCoder: New catagory</p>
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<div>{{quality|4}}<br />
Webpage : sites.google.com/view/xtremecity <br />
{{smallnotice|ESTIMATED COMPLETION DAYE OF CITY : 2024 All Metro services are still under construction except for Line A, 2 stations. There are '''0 Completed Builds''' In the town at the moment, except for a franchise called "SuperChicken"}}<br />
{{Town infobox<br />
| img = [[File:XtremeCity Logo.PNG]]<br />
| mayor = {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
| depmayor = {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}}<br />
| transit = NIL<br />
| nearest train station : none<br />
| coords = x: 2706 z :- 9956 (City Central Station)<br />
| founded = 3 September 2017 <br />
| rank = None<br />
| world = New<br />
}}<br />
<br />
XtremeCity is a city that focuses on transit. The comprehensive network of rail lines in XtremeCity is operated by Emonorail, created by Town Mayor {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}.<br />
<br />
XtremeCity aims to be a big city that serves a huge amount of residents. To get there, take the wrap to ZN22 from Central City and fly north. You will eventually see it. <br />
<br />
== What happened that made eltontay11 want to build the city? ==<br />
eltontay11 always wanted to build a minecraft city since he was introduced to minecraft. However, he only owned the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft#Pocket_Edition]. As a result, he was unable to build cities that people can explore<br />
Once, when he searched for "Mrt circle line" (It was meant to search for Singapore MRT Circle line), he found the MRT CIRCLE LINE TIMELAPSE video by {{u|frumple|frumple}}. He then immediately applied for an application, as he apparently thought it was pocket edition.<br />
After asking an admin why he couldnt connect, he was told that it was running PC edition. Up to August 2017, he got Minecraft for PC as a birthday present. Immediately, he joined the server and started exploring the server.<br />
After much exploration, he started work on a town of his own, located approximately 400 blocks north from ZN22 Station.<br />
== Concept ==<br />
XtremeCity is based upon the rail lines in Singapore, as well as most concepts from the city<br />
<br />
== How to locate the city ==<br />
Up to date, the nearest MRT station is {{s|ZN22}} ([http://dynmap.minecartrapidtransit.net/?worldname=old&mapname=flat&zoom=4&x=2706&y=64&z=-9956 dynmap]). <br />
<br />
== Buildings ==<br />
Up to date, '''The rail line is under construction''' and there are '''0''' buildings in the city.<br />
== Transit ==<br />
<br />
=== Trains ===<br />
Currently, there are plans for 5 rail lines, Line A, B, C, D, E<br />
<br />
=== Outer City Rail Lines ===<br />
There are plans to have Outer city rail lines to :<br />
- Creeperville (Frosty_Creeper_10)<br />
These rail lines will be at Transport Hub Station. See bottom for more information about the Emonorail train systems in this city.<br />
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=== Management ===<br />
The town is owned, built, and maintained by member eltontay11. <br />
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=== Handovers ===<br />
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If {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}} does not come online for 4 weeks, he will contact {{u|hvt2011|hvt2011}} via Discord. If however, he is also not available on Discord, hvt2011 will then become the new town mayor and has all the rights to do anything.<br />
=== Emonorail ===<br />
Emonorail Is an Intra-town train service that serves [[XtremeCity]]. There are 6 lines currently, one LRT, five MRT.<br />
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==== Technology ====<br />
===== MRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
Emonorail V1 MRT Stations (ALL LINES)<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Station V1<br />
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- First Station Build<br />
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- No auto cart clear<br />
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- Press button to go<br />
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- Master Light Switch<br />
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- Inspired by station type created by [[Robang592]]<br />
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Station V2<br />
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- Platform doors<br />
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- Cart collectors <br />
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- Light switch <br />
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====== Tracks ======<br />
Emonorail V1 Tracks<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
Track V1<br />
- Unlimited Power<br />
===== LRT =====<br />
====== Station ======<br />
LRT V1.5 Station<br />
======= Changelog =======<br />
LRT V1.5 Stn<br />
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- Slow Track<br />
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- Cart Does not stop<br />
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LRT V1 Station<br />
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Refer to MRT STN V1<br />
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====== Track ======<br />
Refer to MRT TRACKS<br />
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Tracks V1<br />
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==== Current Train Lines ====<br />
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TECHNOLOGY<br />
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Station : Emonorail V1 (Manual Cart Removing)<br />
Track : Emonorail V1 (24/7 Power)<br />
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{{smallnotice|There are plans to make the station automatically get rid of empty carts, and a master power switch that controls the tracks. However, this will only be done when most of the builds planned in the city are done. (Each build probably has its own station so)}}<br />
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====={{colorbox|red|Line A}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|1|City Central ''Terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|f00|2|Residence|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|3|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|4|Hotel South|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|f00|5|Town Hall ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|f00|6|Air base|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C9)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
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{{smallnotice|Due to track and station replacement works, this train line WILL BE CLOSED. ETA completion is 15 Nov 2017}}<br />
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====={{colorbox|blue|Line B}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|1|Mall ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|2|Expo|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C12)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|3|Hotel North|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|4|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (D0)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5|Residence|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|closed|00f|5A|MRT MAGAZINE HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|6|Parliment|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00f|7|Transport Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
{{smallnotice|Trains from Residence towards Transport Hub do not stop at MRT MAGAZINE HQ. Only trains from Parliment towards Mall stop there.}}<br />
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====={{colorbox|green|Line C}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE2|Airport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|CE1|Foobar |{{colorbox|orange|Line D Future Extension(DS1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|1|Supreme Court ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|2|Hawker Centre|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|3|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|5|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|6|Hypermart|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|7|Museum|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|8|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|00aa00|9|Air base|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A6)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|10|Driving School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|11|Resorts|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|12|Expo|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|13|Hospital|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|00aa00|14|Industrial Hub ''terminus''|{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
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====={{colorbox|orange|Line D}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N3|Resorts ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C11)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N2|Power Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|N1|Hotel South|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|EX (0)|Sports Complex|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B4)}}{{colorbox|red|Line A (A3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E1|Fire Station|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E2|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E4|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E5|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E6|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|planned|FFA500|E7|Heliport|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E8|The sky towers|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E9|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E11|Hawker Centre ''terminus''|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C2)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
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BRANCHING OUT FROM DE10 STATION (POLICE HQ)<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS2|Ferry Terminal ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|DS1|Foobar|{{colorbox|green|Line C Extension(CE1)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|FFA500|E10|Police HQ|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
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====={{colorbox|grey|Line E}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|University ''terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|[[Foobar]]|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE4)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Transport Hub|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B7)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (CE5)}}{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DE3)}}{{colorbox|white|Creeperville Xpress (Future)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|Parliment|{{colorbox|blue|Line B (B6)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C4))}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Market|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|[[Foobar]]|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Industrial Hub|{{colorbox|green|Line C (C14)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|Stadium ''Terminus''|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
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====={{colorbox|grey|SHORT LRT SERVICE}}=====<br />
{{station/h}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|1|City Central|{{colorbox|red|Line A (A1)}}{{colorbox|green|Line C (C3)}}{{colorbox|grey|Line E (E5)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|2|Central Park|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|3|Admin Building|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|4|The Maze|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|5|Nature Reserve|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|6|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|7|School|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|8|Foobar|nolink=true}}<br />
{{station|construction|A9A9A9|9|The Sky Towers|{{colorbox|orange|Line D (DN8)}}|nolink=true}}<br />
|}<br />
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M4 = Central Station<br />
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Trains have two routes from M1.<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M5 --> M6 --> M7 --> M8 --> M9 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
M1 --> M2 --> M3 --> '''M4''' --> M9--> M8 --> M7 --> M6 --> M5 --> '''M4''' --> M3 --> M2 --> M1<br />
Train Map : [[File:Xtremecity Metro Map.PNG|1000px]]<br />
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LINE SERVICE SUMMARY<br />
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== Train Status ==<br />
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‘’’COMMUTER ALERTS’’’<br />
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<none><br />
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{| class="wikitable"<br />
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! Name<br />
! Status<br />
! Terminus<br />
! Information<br />
! Technology<br />
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| Line A|| {{status|partialopen|}} ||City Central ; Town Hall|| Only two stations are opened. All other stations are under construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
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| Line B || {{status|construction|}} ||Transport Hub; Mall|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
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| Line C || {{status|construction|}} ||Supreme Court ; Industrial Hub|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
|-<br />
| Line D|| {{status|construction|}} ||Resorts ; Hawker Centre (Central Station : Sports Cplx)|| Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
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| Line E || {{status|construction|}} ||University ; Stadium || Construction || Emonorail Stations V1, Emonorail Tracks V1 ; See above for technology summary<br />
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Status list excludes LRT Services.<br />
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== Builds ==<br />
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=== Buildings ===<br />
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==== MRT MAGAZINE HQ ====<br />
The Headquarters for the MRT Magazine team. See [[MRT Magazine]] for more.<br />
=== Government Buildings ===<br />
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=== Franchise ===<br />
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==== SuperChicken ====<br />
SuperChicken is a Chicken Stall selling Fried Chicken, created by eltontay11, in a very cheap price. There is a 24/7 counter assistant (aka villager) :P<br />
To locate it : It it right outside {{colorbox|red|A1}}{{colorbox|green|C3}}{{colorbox|grey|E5}}City Central Station<br />
Owner : {{u|eltontay11|eltontay11}}<br />
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The only SuperChicken Stall is located here. Please refer to "How to get there" to learn more about how to get there. <br />
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{{smallnotice|There are no plans to make this franchise bigger.}}<br />
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