Fred Brand News Network
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| CEO | FredTheTimeLord |
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| Parent Company | Fred TV (a division of Fred Brand) |
Fred Brand News Network, providing a trustworthy and unbiased news. Watch us on channel 4 of Fred TV!
| BREAKING NEWS - Boring and Unfunny Headlines! |
Some kid by the name of BreadTheBrieLord has been writing unfunny satirical news. "Ahh uhh it was just a joke I was having writers block or something hehe" cried our interviewee as he lowered into the giant paper shredder we keep at our headquarters. More news at 6!
| BREAKING NEWS - FredTheTimeLord Wins TAR |
FredTheTimeLord won $10,000 after winning TAR this afternoon. He had previously been eliminated due to a sub, but he came back into the game winning everyone's hearts and 24% of each one's balance. "If anyone tells you cookie or ayylion won TAR, or Fred was eliminated permanently, they are lairs. That never happened, there's no evidence" says TAR Host MinecraftYoshi26.
| BREAKING NEWS - Local Man Charged With 5 Death Penalties and Life Sentences |
New Bakersville City Judge FredTheTimeLord charged moderator and UC president mine_man_ with five death penalties and five life sentences as well as handing over his roll to the Judge.
| BREAKING NEWS - Pesky Child Uploads Hundreds of Tiny Images to the Wiki |
Recently, a member by the name of Fred has been uploading a large amount of images to the wiki, most which are simple tiny lines with few changing details. An interview reveals that he's not even near being complete and the reason of the uploads is for a community project which will allow members to create various transportation diagrams.
| BREAKING NEWS - Rip-off Company Attempts to Copy FBNN |
What more is to be said than what's in the title?
| BREAKING NEWS - New Bakersville City Mayor Announces New Department |
This afternoon, New Bakersville City Mayor FredTheTimeLord announced that a new division of the government will be created in order to "Capture and experiment with paranormal entities and other unruly pests". This comes after a recent spike in ghost sightings and a giant marshmallow man walking down 3rd street and jumping into the ocean.
| BREAKING NEWS - New Bakersville City Mayor Makes Bold Statement! |
Earlier this morning, the mayor of New Bakersville City public stated that "He was not a gems salesman".
| BREAKING NEWS - Fred TV coming to New Bakersville City |
Fred TV, previously only available to Fred Rail passengers on long distance trips, is now coming to New Bakersville City! Starting May 5, Fred TV will be broadcasting in the metropolitan area. Future service is coming to Central City and Bakersville within the next month.