The Pearl Tribune
| The Pearl Tribune | |
|---|---|
 The Pearl of the Media | |
| Information | |
| Founder | mi_aquamarine |
| Founded | October 27, 2018 |
| Parent Company | The Australia Foundation |
| Writers | mi_aquamarine EliteNeon |
The Pearl Tribune is a news organization on the MRT dedicated to giving people the most trusted and up-to-date news.
It is available as the Pearl News Network (PNN) on channel 10 and channel 110 in HD on Stripe Telecom.
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News Briefs
| Headline | Text |
|---|---|
| New Singapore denied Senator by 12-0 margin | "This town isn't even allowed to rank up! Why are we indulging an illegal process? This is outrageous," said Narnia17. |
| Shadowpoint Federal Government to honor Totem Beach dissident Chris Patton at state dinner | Patton, who brought awareness to the stunning civil rights situation in Totem Beach, will be given the Congressional Medal of Honor. |
| Chan Bay runs for Senator after 2 weeks | seriously again? |
| Michigana Enters Helicopter Buisness | Kevtropolis government-owned airline Michigana launched a helicopter subsidiary, FlySakura. In a press release, FlySakura was launched to compete with Michigana and wipe it out from existence. |
| Frumple Goes on Strict Diet | Frumple is on a strict diet currently, ordered by his Doctor who wishes to stay anonymous. He is banned from eating tacos forever, and can only eat tortillas, meat, lettuce, cheese, and tomatoes. |
| Central City Invaded by Guests, admods exiled to Spawn City | Central City was stormed by an angry swarm of guests, mainly Citizens on WolvHaven. First occupying Central Park, it quickly expanded to the whole city. The admods are now trying to rebuild their lives in Spawn City. |
| Osaka prepares for mandatory vaccines | Osaka is preparing to introduce mandatory vaccines, mainly for children under 4 against the Deadbush virus. |
| Spawn City Invaded By ErisTheEagle, Admods Exiled To GSMTown | Spawn City was invaded by ErisTheEagle today. It is believed by intelligence services that he rejoined the server by bribing Frumple with tacos. The admods are now trying to rebuild their lives in GSMTown. |
BREAKING NEWS: MRT Officials Declare Totem Beach Mayor "The MRT's Most Wanted"
By EliteNeon for the SCP Wire Service
May 13, 2020
Central City
Totem Beach Mayor Vulpine_Master, formerly known as Foxwolf11, already sought for by Serverwide, Montegan, Shadowpointian, and Republic of Epsilonian officials for various crimes, has been declared the MRT's most wanted criminal. Supreme Leader Frumple was at the annual Trustee Association Dinner when he was forced to make an emergency announcement before the Association after Vulpine_Master was implicated in a massive terrorist plot known as "Operation One Belt One Road". The plot contained plans for dozens of coup-de-tat attempts across the Server, including Montego, the City-State of Kitania, the City-State of Shadowpoint, Benion, and New Singapore; the assassinations of the leaders of those states, in addition to the President of the Republic of Epsilon, the Mayor of the Capital of the Republic of Epsilon, and Disney cartoon character Winnie the Pooh; and the facilitation of a new communist super-state. Supreme Leader Frumple has ordered the MRT Trustee Association Highway Patrol, at the behest of Highway Patrol Commissioner EliteNeon, to actively hunt down Vulpine_Master and his escapades; and to head the task force on the matter. Commissioner EliteNeon is expected to ask for assistance from the Atlantis Defense Force, as well as the KIA Armed Forces, the Bahian National Guard, and several dozen local law enforcement agencies.
BREAKING NEWS: Totem Beach Mayor Wanted for Impersonating Disney Channel Entertainer and President of Rwanda
by mi_aquamarine
May 13, 2020
New Singapore
On May 13, 2020, known Montego enemy Foxwolf11 made a prediction in Minecraft chat saying that he would become a [Senator]. Several members immediately became suspicious, such as EliteNeon and Shenghua mayor mi_aquamarine, who questioned the prediction by asking, "Foxwolf, are you Raven-Symoné? Otherwise, the prediction is a fraud." Foxwolf11 then attempted to cover up his lie, by poorly impersonating somebody named Raven Simon. He is also known for impersonating former Republic of Epsilon president and current Rwanda president Vulpicula. New Singapore police attempted to capture him, but he fled the scene of the crime. Foxwolf11 is wanted under charges of impersonation by Shenghua police, with a MRT$1,000,000 reward to persons assisting in his capture.
BREAKING NEWS: Vulpicula Revealed to be President of Rwanda
by mi_aquamarine
April 20, 2020
Kazeshima (Jointly written between The Pearl Tribune and The Epsilia) On April 19, 2020, the release date of the 3rd issue of The Epsilia, a shocking revelation about former Epsilonian president Vulpicula was made. Mi_aquamarine, mayor of Shenghua, was reading through the Engrish translation of The Epsilia, and exposed the dark truth about Vulpicula to the rest of the MRT. In the article “elections of: Valpicula (later revealed to be the real name of Vulpicula) resigns, the current President nominates” (English: “April Elections: Vulpicula Steps Down, Voting for President Now On,” a statement towards the end of the article read, “Many thanks to the RVulpicula service.PUBLICbracingTrout We hope you have done a great jobyourself for the Republic of Rwanda to improve.” “I cannot believe Vulpicula has held this dark secret from the rest of us. This fraud must be executed immediately!” stated Shenghua mayor mi_aquamarine. When asked about the subject, Vulpicula openly admitted to being the president of Rwanda, stating that “It’s a nice opportunity to embezzle.” Vulpicula is set to be executed at the ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ in Shenghua on April 21, 2020, shortly after new president Echohue is sworn in. The full translated issue can be viewed at https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oICIRhJo8kwHArEAPYFXrXmUe9tfAaplr-t_JVyfVT8/edit?usp=sharing
Japanese Girl Captures Wanted Criminals
by mi_aquamarine
February 6, 2020
Kevtropolis Once upon a time, in the city of Guangdong, Ohio, a man named Lee Kuan Yew was living in Singapore. Meanwhile, Aiko was living in Tokyo, Japan, but suddenly a mystrious train appeared at shibuya Station, served by JR East, Keio, Tokyu Corporation, and Tokyo Metro to Hogwarts Hary Poter. THen aiko montaed the train to appeared in FBI. Aiko wasn`t sure what`s going on, but son the Mission was given to her to catch all the bad guy. Aiko found him and Then the one who Tries to kidnap Fernando Ng and then they went to jail .Aiko was given the reward and the presidential award nobel prize and the Oscar . Meanwhile Siwon Benny Iris decided to go on a vacation from Hometown of Auckland, NZ to Ōsaka City, Ōsaka Prefecture, Japan. They can`t wait for the vacation. Once they got there, they take the Tōkaidō Shinkansen from Shin-Ōsaka Station to Tōkyo Station and then they flew back to Auckland.
Photo of the day: Pearl News Network Launches New 24/7 News Streaming Service
BREAKING NEWS: Frumple Accepts Bribe
by mi_aquamarine
January 18, 2020
GSMTown This morning, banned guest ErisTheEagle rejoined the server and took over Spawn City. As the admods relocated to GSMTown, some news about the attack surfaced as a document was discovered inside Frumple's office in the admod building in now-captured Spawn City. The document, which is a bribe agreement between Frumple and ErisTheEagle confirms that a bribe was made of 15,000 tacos to be delivered to a secret hideout in Foresne. After an un-un-unconstitutional search and seizure through the city of Foresne, a secret vault full of tacos was discovered at the Mai Dang Lao location in the Flying Tree Square. The shopkeeper gave a very informational response to our interview, ”你好吗？“ Frumple was apprehended by police attempting to escape through IntraRail at GSMTown's non-existent IntraRail station. Frumple is currently being held with a $100 trillion Zimbabwe dollars bail payable to Frumple. This is a developing story.
Google Translate Creates New Achievements
by mi_aquamarine
January 17, 2020
Kevtropolis Everyone knows the achievements, the notorious "Achievement Get" stuff that clutters everyone's user pages. But did you know there's some new achievements on the block? Some cool new achievements such as, "Delete a file in Wiki," "It's your mouth," and "The test subject is integrated into the Beta Minecraft server" are taking the server by storm. These achievements were generated by Google Translate, and we hope you enjoy them as much as we do!
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| Achievement get! Share Created Royal Blue . |
| Achievement get! Waiting to get {} Section stand. |
| Achievement get! Transit Nerd Download the Minecraft server. |
| Achievement get! welcome back connect to new server |
| Achievement get! Delete a file in Wiki. |
| Achievement get! It's your month! Template:Write. |
| Achievement get! {Fair enough |
| Achievement get! The market is already using WorldEdit. |
| Achievement get! Tools Learn how Dynamap works. |
| Achievement get! Get up! Learn how to use Lift |
| Achievement get! Fortune Become a member for more than 6 months |
| Achievement get! In the first prize, the processes and procedures. |
| Achievement get! Laudmouth Slow down. |
| Achievement get! Medicines Use a bird cover. |
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| Achievement get! The test subject is integrated into the Beta Minecraft server. |
POLL: Have you been to your house before?
by mi_aquamarine
January 17, 2020
[ REDACTED ] Today, we will be running a poll. The Pearl Tribune would like to know: Have you been to your house before? It's where you go the cool down, eat, and sleep. It's probably also where you join the MRT every day. Cast your vote! Edit the section below and increase the answer count by one.
Yes 0
No 0
Unsure 5
MRT Obesity on the Rise
by mi_aquamarine
January 17, 2020
[ REDACTED ] MRT Obesity is on the rise, according to some latest observations from mi_aquamarine. As mentioned in 2019 by the Pearl Tribune, Frumple was going on a strict taco-free diet. In a statement from his doctor who wished to stay anonymous, the taco-free diet should be obeyed by all of the community to combat the rising rates of obesity. "When I stand up, my belly is fatter than a closet from IKEA," said someone a few months ago. The upcoming Channel 6 series My Teen Animated Story That Actually Happened will document the rise in obesity. The program describes itself as: (Quoted from Channel 6 wiki page) My teen animated story that actually happened is a digital platform that gives people the chance to have their personal stories turned into animations and shared around the world, with only the most relatable and truthful stories with the best production quality. The premiere date is unknown.
Gryffin mayor repeatedly summoned for griefing
by mi_aquamarine
March 27, 2019
Sunshine Coast Gryffin mayor Foxwolf11, a known traitor of the Kaktus Republic has been summoned multiple times by the governments of Kevtropolis and Euphorial, TV Osaka reports. He was taken to a dark chamber under the Sunshine Coast embassy in Kevtropolis, as punishemnt for bullying the leader of the Kaktus Republic, Cact0. He was later summoned by the Kevtropolis government for greifing the Sunshine Coast embassy to escape. Kevtroopolis government still wonders why he couldn't just use the door. The court meeting was held in Sunshine Coast, where foxwolf refused to show up on charges of griefing and treason. He was summoned again by the Euphorial government for griefing the jail cell he was sentenced to. Gryffin state media reports that Cact0 was bullying foxwolf11, but Cact0 was bullied by being called a bully, reports TV Osaka. On an unrelated note, the Republic of Kevtropolis may or may not be annexed by the Kaktus Republic, and TV Osaka isn't biased by the KR government. Seriously, trust us.
Nick Jr executed by Barney after being convicted of death threats.
by mi_aquamarine
March 10, 2019
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San Juan Nick Jr was executed by Barney for death threats this evening, after London150 said that Nick Jr will kill Cact0 after he was signing The Backyardigans. Nick Jr was later summoned by the Kevtropolis State Court, after he was found guilty of all charges. He was crushed to death by Barney's butt while the jury looked on.
Former FreeAir CEO predicts dark fate for SkyNation member
by mi_aquamarine
March 3, 2019
Nymphalia After the new helipad rules were announced at the rules revamp in February, many players started helicopter airlines, like mylesHeli of SoaPuffball, which is a member of SkyNation Alliance. However, the former owner of FreeAir predicted a dark fate for Soa's airline. Through the SNA discord, he predicted that mylesHeli would "be absorbed into another airline and thrive," like FreeAir became part of Skytrans. We have yet to know if this will happen, since most new heli airines will not be active until the new rules come into effect.
Severe Storm Hits Fort Yaxier
by mi_aquamarine
January 12, 2019
Fort Yaxier During the January 2019 GSM today, the residents of Fort Yaxier met an unexpected surprise to ring in the New Year. During the public portion of the GSM, a huge storm with a mix of rain, snow, and lightning devastated the city. Local resident Jaek Paul (22) gave us this testimony: “It was frightening. I heard the snow piling up on my roof, and I was sure it would cave in. I first started getting text messages from the MRT Weather Service about the impending storm, and I wasn’t too worried. But soon, I watched in horror on MBS when the skies turned grey, and the storm was about.” His brother, Loagan Paul (23), went outside and vlogged about the storm. He was never seen or hear from again.
Racoon Found Robbing A Campsite For Food
by mi_aquamarine
November 29, 2018
Airchester As many may know, Cortesi is a furry. Player mi_aquamarine has a large archive of TV recordings off his local PBS member WKAR-TV of East Lansing, Michigan. He was looking through the recordings, and found something odd. There was an ident aired during children's programming on the DT4 subchannel and it seemed to contain a raccoon. It was trying to steal food from a tent, but it was scared by a skunk. He immediately reported it to the local police, as it could potentially be cortesi. Later, police gained a search warrant for the campus of Michigan State University, the licensee of WKAR. They found a raccoon in the Communication Arts and Sciences building, which is the location of WKAR studios. He was using a pirated version of Adobe Illustrator 1 to make graphics for members of the Stanley Air Alliance. The raccoon was later taken in for investigation. This is a developing story.
Player Almost Freezes Internet With Task Manager
by mi_aquamarine
November 29, 2018
Central City Players on school-provided internet have been reporting frequent internet crashes to the Pearl Tribune, but it could've been a lot worse. Secret security footage has been released of an unidentified person breaking into Microsoft headquarters. Police later apprehended the suspect, who was carrying a USB drive with a pirated version of Windows Task Manager. He was never identified. A possible theory was that he would go to college internet servers, which are reportedly run on Microsoft Surface RTs and install Task Manager to kill the connection. The suspect claimed it was a "prank for the MRT"
Conric005 Still Missing!
by mi_aquamarine
October 27, 2018
Birchwood AstroCorp CEO Conric005 is still missing after a weeks-long search for him. An unidentified person reportedly held Conric hostage. Conric threw bottles of Thicc Juice at the suspect, known as “Ычасв.” Since then, various imposters have been spotted, one injuring a tourist in Sunshine Coast. Parents have been complaining to local KBS KIDS affiliates for repeated AMBER alert EAS messages that have been causing children temporary hearing loss while watching Cyberchase and Arthur. To learn more, visit www.saveconric.org and a tip hotline has been opened, which is 1-800-ITWASME and somebody totally not the police will kindly take your answer.