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Various people of the MRT server have said some funny quotes that we have found to be quite funny, interesting or plain ridiculous. Also, lots of weird typos here...

If you want to see quotes from guests, see Guest Quotes.

Note: It is discouraged, but allowed, to write quotes you made.

Contents

Just_robinho

  • To the *insert place here* !
  • I get to hurt people... yay! :D
  • I'm a lovable person
  • BENIE! <3
  • I'm Benie's number 1 fan!
  • BOOM! I Have landed. :D
  • [Chiefbozx: /shock Just_robinho] .......... MISSED!
  • Robin's Hill is the best town Eva!
  • Quick question for the mods/Admins
  • I have allllooooottttt of questions.
  • >:(
  •  :D
  • *Insert confusing question*......... nevermind
  • TROLOLOLOLOL!
  • I'm always happy! :D
  • You miserable people
  • I've just lost my deputy mayor......... AGAIN! :'(
  • "Frumple has joined the game"........ *Stalks* >:)
  • I've got the passion :D
  • ...Creep Benie out *Check*
  • Benie... " [Benie] ? " ............. Hi! <3 :D
  • Me: yolo! Blue Team: SWAG!
  • Well thats a first, The server wanted to crash itself!
  • Meow
  • *mfish was breathing through his mic in mumble*
    Just_robinho: can you stop being Dark Vader for a second mfish?
  • To enjineer, in mumble: I will spank you.
*was doing we's for autobus22
*copied plane
*Goes afk for 40 minutes
(never pasted)
  • WOI should tecnically sink, it has no floaties D:
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs
[broadcast] <plugDJ link>
autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!
[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo

[Mayor+] JamesGaming: Arrive and Vanadium are giving huge competition to Cyan, what is Cyan doing about that
[Mod] Just_robinho: F all.
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: ^
Camelfantasy: I should probably start studying for my essay test.
x Just_Robinho has kicked camelfantasy for Go study boi!
[Broadcast]: JR is going to make it night so please dont scream and pee your pants
*server is set to night*
(general chaos)
*camelfantasy boxes Just_robinho
x Just_robinho is no longer AFK.
Player Just_robinho kicked camelfantasy for bad camel.
  • Im stuck
  • since Tom_Pairs is threatening me with demotion I will ask his question next

Noahlichstein/nopro988

  • I need a suitable house for my five kids and two wives.
  • I can c*m
    • AP_Red: ....
Noah: who has a bigger dick: obama or romney?
Hawks: ...
Cal: noah dont
Kitty: probably romney tbh
  • (after joining SkyTransit Alliance) robin, chief kinda hooked me up
  • (In Mumble) What color is green?

King_Patty

  • Whomp

Gopher

  • What's the MRT again?
  • Why is everyone acting so stupid?-*Shocked by Chiefbozx*
  • Kelp! *Kelp *Kelp FAIL X2
  • Does anyone want to help me drop a nuke in Spawn Station?
  • TIHEHE :D XD
  • Can't wait till I'm trusted, one more step till /shock chiefbozx. But until then... */shock littlegopher1*
  • Sorry, was busy for a sex (meant to say sec)
MC_Protocol: The indians have claimed that area. (Tom_Paris is in the channel)
littlegopher1: You know that Tom_Paris is Native American? (Tom_Paris left the channel)
MC_Protocol: Oh sh**
*Tom_Pairs joins the channel*
MC_Protocol: Sorry about before, Tom.
Tom_Paris: What are you talking about?
MC_Protocol: The thing I said about Indians and since you are native american...
Tom_Paris: I'm not native american!
Everyone: *Laughs*
  • The Swirly Chair Incident:
* LOUD CRASHING NOISE *
Chief: Did you just fall over out of your swirly chair?
Gopher: Nope. This is me falling over.
* LOUD CRASHING NOISE *
  • I don't know what toast is...
*In Mumble:
 Enjineer: Gopher I bet you have like 17 chauffeurs to take care of you.
 Gopher: Well not like 17...
[Senator] MishkaMan: wait what is going on?
At same exact second
[Member] Derpy_Melon: nothing much mike
[Senator+] Gopher: nothing much mike

BlockMan1533

  • chiefbozx what can members do?
  • I'm on Creative and you want to charge me?
  • hey i see myself on dynmap!
  • chief, you're the owner, right?
  • i wuv dynmap
  • frumple will hear about this (after Benie tells him to use alternate means of transport instead of the MRT)

samyankeesfan20

  • Hi Cheif!|Hi!| *chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*
  • Don't mind me, I'm just griefing.
  • AFK, stealing Thomas's bacon. *thomasfyfe shocked samyankeesfan20*
  • Benie you'll pay for this! (after Benie pranked him during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
  • I have a new favourite food, an Ish Muffin
  • Bindo.
  • Hawks, on Minechat your face looks like an Iron Man that is taking a mega crap.
  • Throw your hands in the aiya, if you's a true playa. \o/
  • Sam: I'm off to G10.....to grief >:D Robin: You do that and I'll burn your town.
  • Rap is poetry. Dirty poetry.
  • Handy Manny. I break it, you fix it.
Sam: I AFK boxed Chief. :D
*lighting bolts are heard everywhere*
Sam: hi chief...
Benie: You angered the gods...
jphgolf4321: i think sam's dead...
Sam: erm...
*chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*
Sam: damnit
  • Go home, you're drunk.
  • wop wop wop
  • Yeet
  • The old map is more overcrowded than the Bronx
  • bruh
  • shoutout to all the pear

Tom_1277

  • Grammar is one of the most important aspects of life.
  • Look what you did Chief. Now everything is on fire.
Tom: Do you work Benie?
Benie: Yes. I work for worldedit
Tom: Wait, really? Wait, what's your salary? (Thought he was a developer of W/E)
  • For the last time...I AM TOM1.
  • Which Tom?
  • Tom: Lol, Thief. | Chief: lol | *chiefbozx shocked Tom_1277*
  • Since *mod name here* is gone, I can correct grammar freely.
  • Hawksfan1010 heavy...
  • Moose, your skin looks like a peeing octopus.
  • When Chief is on, I turn my Minecraft sounds off.
  • I made my username Bunny. (backup Mumble server)
  • I need to finish my flight to *location here*.
  • Yeah. My computer is acting like an Airbus.
  • JERRY *during a random moment*
  • I will facejerry you, Kitty.
  • Sug... *slap* (Trying hard to refrain from saying suggestive)
  • I found a new Jerry!
Tom: Soccer. It's soccer. Get your fat right.
 _frozen: OH!
Tar: get your fat right lol
Baseball: fat... lol
_frozen: lol
  • Hoooooooooold on.
Tom: Hello to all the people that erected during the time I was AFKing.
Rocket: erection?
Skele: ...
Tar: LOL
Jph: really tom... really?
Yoshi (in mumble): That's actually the correct way to use that word
Tom (in mumble): Exactly!
  • I read that wrong (every time Tom reads something suggestively wrong)
Tom: Yoshi TALK SLOWER!!!
Yoshi: Listen faster!!!
Tom: Yoshi, again talk slower. Slower...
Yoshi: Get better headphone, faster, bigger, better, stronger
Tom: But I like my stolen United Airlines headphones!

  • I need to settle down my schnoodle.
Yoshi: *insert sentence here*
Tom: Wait... WHAT?!
Yoshi: *clears up what he said*
Tom: Oooooooh, I thought you said something else, ok.
*Pms Music what he heard*
*Music spills everything in main mumble chat*

Jtf22

  • ok...
  •  :P
  • Hey Chief, do people do The FLOP when you shock them? | Chief: Lets find out! | *Chiefbozx shocked Jtf22 (and everyone else on the server [including himself])* | Jtf22: *flops | Chief: So yes!
  • Everybody do the FLOP!

qwolf1999

  • MCYoshi, please get out of my screenshot...
  • What have you been smoking???
  • Hey chief, when is the snaps*it coming out? (Meant Snapshot)
  • I'm doing meth too! (Meant math)

AdoboAndRice

  • Cake
  • its not spam... its cake
  • not the cake!!
  • We're making.... cupcakes.
  • im cooking yoshi (during Thomasfyfe's BBQ)
  • (Hawks asks how many girlfriends Yoshi has) Adobo: Yoshi is a pimp!
  • My texture pack makes this cow look like Chewbacca.

mustang_guy

  • troll me! (when on his phone)
  • Hi Tim
mustang_guy: Thomas, can you give me a tp to the mail centre to die? 
Thomasfyfe: I'm sorry, the mail centre doesn't kill people, yet.
  • Carbon, ask her out! (Mumble inside joke)
  • Correction: there are some randon things... did you see shasta's giant d**k that is underground? *Duck XD
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Destroying MRT lines is kinda fun
[Councillor] mustang_guy: In fact, destroying things in general is fun... I wish the beta server was still up...
[Guest] HanSangYoon: Grief?
[Councillor] mustang_guy: No
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Large bridge renovation
[Guest]: Where does this airport fly to?
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Airports don't fly
[Councillor] mustang_guy: but airplanes do

_MajorMagpie_

  • *shocked by Chief* Chief, you made me wet my pants...
  • Dear Mojang, stop breaking minecraft please. Kthxbai.
  • *talking with Kekkomatic about Benie* *Benie joins mumble* Oh...hey there Benie...
  • Thomas mumble! i'll explain my bird poop! :D
  • Benie, please W/E my face :P
  • That's Birdist!
  • Rule Britannia!
  • Mi pene es muy grande
Just_robinho: yay I aint the holdest on atm
_MajorMagpie_: ^^That's how Robin smoothly says 'I'm of age and available'
Hightech_TR: What is this rapidcoffee thing? who owns it?
Rednax: Maggie?
Magpie: That would be me
Kottle: Dum Dum Dum!

godzilltrain

  • *Insert random song here* *godzilltrain was moved to Random Musical Interludes by *Insert staff member here**
  • Hey Cheif
  • *godzilltrain was shocked by chiefbozx*
  • Damn it Yoshi!
  • Yes, Mister Benie.
  • Robin, go move to Jamaica
  • Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! (Going with the red alert system in Atlantis)
  • Yes, Kiss the bat inside you Magpie
  • Oh Mighty Thor smite this lag! Thanks :D
  • An earthquake is just the earth's backup system
  • Benie, can you please fix your road, there's a missing chunk. Ohh, server crash.
  • Well Benie must be dead, he would have moved me to random musical interludes by now
  • Can you do me a favor and not die until I get to London? (to Just_robinho)
  • Benie, I'm driving on the wrong side of the road!
  • Chief is... the wizard of boz! (x)
  • Cardinals are racist, why do you have to be catholic to become pope?
  • Damnit!
  • Queee.
  • On the dynmap, you look like a flying fish tank.
godzilltrain quit the game
godzilltrain joined the game
godzilltrain joined the game
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: hey all
DCampite: recongrats godz
Godz:re-thanks DCampite:)
godzilltrain: music, how much do you charge for a music's gems?
ArdyArd: a whopping 30$
Music3_0: soon to be $50 after Jan 1
godzilltrain: I asked music, for all you know he's gonna give me a mates rate :P
Music3_0: Mates are charged $80
godzilltrain: pre-xmas discount?
Music3_0: $79.99
  • get discon-rekt (when someone leaves)
godzilltrain: grass
godzilltrain: why the hell did I say that
godzilltrain: I meant to type it in inventory search
SoaPuffball: "i fish mods for a business" "i send people to spawn for a business"
SoaPuffball died
godzilltrain: I'm just an executioner
SoaPuffball: wut
godzilltrain: you fish mods, i execute
godzilltrain: the circle of life, isn't that beautiful

Soleurs

  • CHIEFIE!
  • Uh oh, I must've hired another advertiser in my sleep again.
  • I wasn't singing........ *Soleurs was moved to Random Musical Interludes by Benie*
  • I need "person here" on.
  • For crying out loud...
  • Yay for shameless advertising!
  • .....Or we could do that (To many scenarios that McYoshi presents to me that are simpler than mine)
  • Owie! *after being shocked*
  • LP *insert division here* is here to help!
  • It's a small world after all!........ *Soleurs was moved to Random Musical Interludes by Benie*
  • Yoooooo Hallloooooooooo!
  • WB *insert username here*
  • You touched my redstone! *Soleurs was moved to Redstone and Fireworks by Benie*
  • Nice work, I crashed! (To McYoshi)
  • I believe I just flooded my stairwell.
  • Thou shalt not throw snowballs into my summer home!
  • I'm singing! ... Just to annoy—! *Soleurs was muted by Benie before sentence could be finished*
  • I think you will need something stronger than a Pokèball to catch a Frumple
  • You'll be Soleurs' sunspot as well as Benie's Ender Minion (to qwolf1999)
  • Donkey Dorf!
  • Oklahoma: The Land of Unpredictable Weather.
  • The itty-bitty widdle ADF recruitees
  • Buh buh buh bird bird bird, bird is online. Buh buh bird, bird, bird is online.
  • 2Gopher gets a phone call", BRINGBRING BRING PHONE CALL PHONE CALL BRINGBRINGBRING
Soleurs joined the game
Soleurs: ./bitchslap JohnNotTech
  • We're working on John's artificial butt.
  • Presenting SOLEURS BELL! Tinker Bell is off tonight.

pachcool4

  • CHEIF!
  • Benie, can i have a world edit?
  • GU Announcement* I love spam!
  • Benie what do you mean by 'Natural Selection'!?
  • It's Really Quickly! REAL QUICK DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!
  • No Urinating on Gravcorn's roads.
  • sorry, my can wanted attention! (meant to say "cat")

Tom_Pairs

  • 42
  • Sorry common sense is dead
  • Sorry that comes with the kids meal (after someone didn't want lag during a backup)
  • I'm a blind man that can see
  • Mmm Spam
  • Chirp Chirp
Tom: Thats the smallest we can get ofr the shop
autobus: Oh rly?
tom: the oven would never fit in...
Autobus: oh rly?
5 mins later autobus shows a supersmall oven for the pizzas
tom: okay it does
tom: wait you said small not tiny XD
Ardy: marry me server (when Tom was on console)
Tom: nao
  • (on console) Hello I'm an 6687kittycat.What's your name?
Yoshi: Why do you have so many random statues in your town?
Tom: The other staff said I have to fill up all empty space, so I built a bunch of statues to fill up the crooks and nannies.
[Broadcast]: It's Coming it's coming!!!
Kitty: hi lala
Tom_Pairs joined the game
Tom: ello
Kitty: aw
Guest has joined the game
Guest has left the game
Guest has joined the game
Guest has left the game
(Goes on several times)
x Tom_Pairs gets out his ban hammer
*camelfantasy boxes Tom_Pairs*
x Tom_Pairs is no longer AFK
camelfantasy: ahhhhhhhh
camelfantasy: RUNNN
camelfantasy died
camelfantasy died
camelfantasy died
Tom_Pairs: eloo
camelfantasy died
sesese9: camel, have you learned your lesson? :)
camelfantasy: nope
camelfantasy died
  • breaking news _Ptld is advertising the MRT server on the MRT


(during a train speedbuild, Camelfantasy and Vulpicula box Architect_21)
  • afk speed build is later
Architect_21: Tom, I hate the Ravens!
x Tom_Pairs is no longer AFK.
  • Player Tom_Pairs banned c4nad1an for: No milk and cookies for you either. Do something productive with your life.
  • wait it's not ban guest day i thought it was ban senator day? hmm.

hawksfan1010

  • No!! .. NOO!!!!
  • [Mod name here], I swear to god...
  • Oh NO HE DIDN'T!! (during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
  • Benie, your face is so creepy! (when Benie has his Enderdragon skin)
  • Hey, Benie. | Benie: What? | Sausages and Doughnuts! (the inside joke in Mumble)
  • Hey, Benie. We're having fun dying!
  • *pulls out whip*. Bad yoshi, bad yoshi, bad yoshi!!!
  • Don't you do it!!
  • Bad [Mod name here]!
  • Son of a crap!
  • Yoshi, your face is in a sign
  • HOLY S**T MY FEET ARE BURNING
  • *Katy Perry comes on in Pandora* *Dislike* | *Get Lucky comes on Pandora* *Like*
  • I'll speak, but you have to put a shirt on
  • Just finished my meth lab
  • i'm PREGNANT
Hawks: B-B-B-B-Bangerz!!!
Music3_0: my name is Plum!
Benie: No!!
Hawks: XD
  • im in a serious relationship with chief
  • (Said with mouth full) Cornbread, I love you!

tdtspeedy

  • To the found City of Atlantis
*When DullesTdt and Camel were exploring a battle scene*
DullesTdt: This is how an ejector seat works out.
 DullesTdt fell from a high place
Camelfantasy: LOL I saw you fall
DullesTdt: KIA jets are tough planes
Camelfantasy: You cant even get in a KIA jet -.-
Camelfantasy: AHHHH
Camelfantasy: Damn it
DullesTdt: xD
Camelfantasy: miised it by a block
Camelfantasy: Oh well swimming is good
 Camelfantasy drowned

0rocketscience0

  • Use the forks!
  • no! bad yoshi!
  • follow da rulez
  • give me kissie!
  • damn - When someone joins and he was writing the same message as another user
  • Ok, time to do somethig! I'm going to dial the pizzaservice
  • (In Mumble) Let me guess, he (the guest) is stuck. [Guest] help! im stuck in a block
  • (While talking with Cortesi about a 3D animation of himself) I have a tv on my head so ya
  • "Dont mind my head" -0rocketscience0
  • DCampite is a girl btw (after DCampite said "Shirin_Maya is a girl btw")

bspells

  • ugh... so hard to play mc and eat a burrito at the same time...
  • *bspells is untangling his 15-foot long [insert complicated name here] wire
  • (On Mumble) YES I KNOW YOU CAN SMELL ME! (After MC_Protocol plays the "I can smell you" Morgan Freeman clip)

tauqua

  • "I wonder if cheif's on" "Nope, I wasn't shocked within 5 seconds of that last message"
  • How to get shocked: First, be sam * chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20 *

chiefbozx

  • Well. too. BAD!
  • Don't ever trust me with a sign.
  • That's another clear sign I need to go to bed.
  • This is where Frumple rigs the votes.
  • Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing with WorldEdit...
  • ...Right. I was not paying attention, as usual.
  • I'm not a troll, I'm a prankster. There's a big difference.
  • Elpmurf!
  • DANGIT!
  • ... make sure everyone's hair is on fire.
  • Staircase? NOPE! COMPASS!
  • What have I done? (Creating the wiki and noticing the funny quote page was the first one created)
  • [Random Canadian Taco Monster] (A title for Frumple)
  • Good morning audience..
  • And the nominations for 'best reaction from a Thor Hammer' are...
  • OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
  • I am listening to a BRSTM. Come back later.
  • [Taco Thief] chiefbozx: All your tacos are belong to us! Mwahahaha!
  • You might want to move. Your face is about to get pasted in. (before pasting 100,000 blocks as WorldEdit)
  • Random Mumble Advertisement | End Random Mumble Advertisement (as Broadcast)
  • chiefbozx is busy. Leave a message at the sound of the beep. *beep*
  • Hi steve
  • I expect a new skin. GET A BUNNY SKIN
  • I'm sorry. Can we be friends? :D
  • (In mumble) Your face is why
  • Ping!
  • I just got an idea for an evil prank...
  • Ok folks, I'm off to ed. (meant to say bed)
  • Hooboy...
  • Get off my desk! (to Just_robinho standing on Chief's desk at Studio Chief)
  • More bacon!! WOOO!! (Snapshot w32)
  • I logged onto MCMyAdmin and saw SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK DEATH DEATH DEATH (after April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
  • oh wait... frumple has taco weapons.
  • Lightning is fun
_frozen: I made a perfect  MC circle!
chief:  THERE ARE NO CIRCLES IN MINECRAFT!!!
  • (to random member) No, I will not go on a date with you
  • (random member)! I just updated the (random wiki page) page on the wiki! Now it has pretty infoboxes and icons all over it!
  • Achievement Get: Blended!
  • * chiefbozx has morphed into an undecagon
  • grep! It greps things!
 [Snowman] SonicTornado:and if you ever saw him you would even say it glows
 [Rudolph] chiefbozx:and if you ever saw him he would shock you in your face
 *chiefbozx shocked SonicTornado*
  • WAT (when hawks said he was in a serious relationship with chief)
  • (On front page of MRT)
  • Have a good day! As they say in my hometown, don’t forget to be awesome. (P.S. Yes, nerdfighters, you heard that right. :) )
jphgolf4321: chief used thunderbolt! It's super effective!
Skelezomperman: Frumple used Owner Powers! It's super effective!
Skelezomperman: chief fainted!
*chiefbozx died*

  • chiefbozx shocked jphgolf4321* [In reference to Chief's Bozx-ers] | [Broadcast by chiefbozx] You've been spanked!
  • And of course my mouse is on the other side of the room. One moment.
  • For the record: I am Chief and you are a potato.
  • The Hammer has done justice once again!
We're having a "Staff Meeting"
OR ARE WE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
  • I'm going to head off now and pretend to do homework.
* Chief says something in Mumble, but there are sparrows outside chirping *
Frumple: Chief, are you outside?
Chief: No, there's a sparrow's nest right outside my window.
Everyone: *laughs*
Major: Punch it!
Chief: Okay! ...For SCIENCE! * punches wall * OW!
  • Guys there's a grass block in central park
  • I have a cable (leaves channel)
  • One moment, I appear to be on fire.
  • *Chiefbozx has kicked MeetMeInSpace for Go check your emails*
hntredtie: Chief, wtf is this sponge ball?
Chiefbozx: It's a sponge ball.
Hntredtie: Who the heck AFK boxed me.
Camelfantasy: Not me
[Server] I did hnt
Hntredtie: Prism says Camelfantasy not Chiefbozx
Camelfantasy: He framed me :P
Just_Robinho: Go to bed Chief :P
Chief: So I've been thinking about...
Fish: Chief's been thinking!
Chief: Chief's been thinking! Run!
* Tom_Pairs left the channel *
This isn't a Trumple server
This is a Frumple server
  • You are in violation of ordinance VR-1820598751827491857: No Littering of Road Bits
[Guest] help im stuck
[Chief] You on a PC or Mac?
[Guest] mac
[Chief] Ok, press Shift-Option-Command-Q and you'll be teleported out
[Guest] ok
* Guest has left the game *
(Shift-Option-Command-Q forcibly logs the user out on mac, slightly worse than the alt-f4 troll)
  • Chief is guilty of not paying attention.
KittyCat11231: chief mumble?
chiefbozx: sure i'll hop on discord
  • BOOM! I'm gonna hit this thing bang in the face.
chiefbozx joined the game.
SoaPuffball: :O
SoaPuffball: a wild chief appeared
hvt2011: hai chief
chiefbozx: oh no
chiefbozx: i've been spotted
chiefbozx: run
chiefbozx left the game.
SoaPuffball: xD
AyyLion: rip
chiefbozx joined the game.
chiefbozx: lol hi


stand by for restart
hold on to your butts
(talking about homes)
chiefbozx: Homes: a, aa, aaa, aaaa, airport, asdf, a3, e, fishlab, sch, testificate, ver
chiefbozx: what have i done
MinecraftYoshi26: aaaaaaaaaaaaa
SoSO123: lol


Benie

  • For the last time, there's no I-03! It's I-3! (for people that forget all freeways with an 0 in them are related to I-0)
  • Annnddddddd... screenshotted.
  • I hate working with angles in Minecraft.
  • Oh dear...
  • Unlike Boss and the airport, I'll have this done in no time.
  • Oonks! (when zwxe comes on Mumble, it sounds like "oonks" in Text-to-Speech)
  • Tom, do you want me to facepalm? Because I will.
  • Oooookay...
  • Shasta, Natural Selection is great and all, but it doesn't mean you have to spam the chat with death logs...
  • Ahem!.. (after catching godzilltrain singing in Mumble)
  • *Benie shocked Soleurs* (the first time I ever got to use /shock as a Mod)
  • Nasty, dirty bird. :P (talking about _MajorMagpie_ and his bird poop)
  • Robin's Hill is in Upside Down Terrorist world. You have to drive on the left side of the road. Ick.
  • So.., yeah! (when I just can't think of anything else to say)
  • Why am I not surprised?
  • I'm shocked. *You have been shocked by chiefbozx.*
  • Boss: we need to fill cheif's office with Complete Terminus Connect Signs - Benie: Says Mr 7+ months doing an Airport. :)
  • You mean BossOfDelays, right? (new nickname for Boss)
  • *Soleurs sings a Marry Poppins song in Mumble* ENOUGH!! I'm going to chim-chimaree your face! D:
  • Random wool block on my road? What is this madness?!
suppoe: Me too. I love ruining other people's gaming experience. :D :P
Benie: Work for EA, then.
Suppoe: Has Frumple done any kind of hard world edits?
Benie: I don't think Frumple has done anything that hard before.
KittyCat*numbershere*: Suggestive.
Benie: *sighs* I didn't mean it like that, Kitty!
italadz57: Our horses are purebred.  That's why they're so quick.
Benie: You mean spawned, not purebred.
  • Oh snap! (mostly used in Mumble)
  • *catching someone singing in Mumble and a Mod is on* Move him! MOVE HIM!! (Relating to the Random Musical Interludes channel)
  • Don't be going AFKAWOL on me, boi! (trying to talk to Boss but keeps going AFK on him)
  • *sees hawks going AFK near him* Time to get the wrapping paper... (about to AFK Box hawks in a present during Christmas 2013)
  • Oh my god, it's a rare Boss!
  • *hearing Chief shocking* The National Weather Service in the MRT has issued a Severe ThunderChief Warning, effective until Chief logs off. Doppler Radar detected a Severe ThunderChief moving across the server at 9001 Miles Per Hour, shocking random people and laughing. Persons in these areas should be alert of being further shocked. Stay indoors until the threat has passed.
enjineer30302: call me paul
Benie: enjineer's name is now paul.
*enjineer freaks out at this point*
enjineer30302: WHAT
enjineer30302: WHY
  • Wait. No way. You seriously got the Orange Line done before the airport? (to Robin announcing the completion of the Orange Line)
  • "Wait, one more" is the fear of every Mod.
  • Benie drops a pin. It makes a sound
[Guest]: mike offices
[Guest]: thats the name
[Benie]: Wait. That's your real name?
[Guest]: ???
[KittyCat11231]: *faceknife*
[Guest]: no its the name of this building
[Benie]: Ah. Ok.
[KittyCat11231]: Oh...
[KittyCat11231]: Um just ignore me
[Benie]: k
[Benie]: *Benie puts Kitty on ignore
KittyCat11231 left the game.
*RLcrafters asks Benie how's the road going so far*
 Benie: It goes.. slowly. Curves. Curves everywhere.
 Benie: They're laughing at me, RL.
 RLcrafters: . . .. . .
 RLcrafters: nuuuuuuuuuu
 RLcrafters: wait
 RLcrafters: burn them alive, you are a dragon after all
 RLcrafters: :)
 Benie: Curves are immune to fire.
 RLcrafters: O.O
 
 *Benie goes insane shortly after*
 Benie: Curve uses Drive Benie Insane with its complicated math crap... it's super effective!
 Benie: *Benie has fainted!*
 RLcrafters: . . . .
 *suppoe is trying to AFK Box Benie when he's away doing some things off-server. Benie is hiding
 in one of the mountains near the A8*
 [suppoe -> me] *thinking he's talking to RedBear47* I'm looking for benie so I can afk box him :P
 [me -> suppoe] Oh hi. :)
 [suppoe -> me] OH..
 [suppoe -> me] WRONG *expletive* PERSON *expletive*
 [suppoe -> me] that was by far the biggest *expletive* fail yet
 [me -> suppoe] Always watching.... and listening.
*RPing is fun. :)*

[Broadcast] Pink fluffy Unicorns dancing on rainbows!
MeetMeInSpace: :D
* Benie sets the unicorns on fire
Architect_21: wait wha
Architect_21: Broadcast where did the unicorns come from
[Broadcast] Naooooooooooooooo arghhh graa baaa... ssssss
Architect_21: .....
Benie: That is so a quote.
[Citizen] Architect_21: It should go in the "did notmake any sense" quotes page
Benie: Also, since when do unicorns go "baaa" when on fire?
[Citizen] Architect_21: wait is Broadcast teh unicorn!!!
[Broadcast] Because I'm burning alive? What do you expect me to say?
Architect_21: Maybe aaahh im burning
Benie: More like... oh.. "AHHHHHH!!!"
[Broadcast] Maybe..
[Trustee] mjpwwf: "No-n-no! Wait-lemme-AHH-" - asdfmovie
[Broadcast] lalalalal I'm burning lalalalala
Architect_21: poor lala

..*Later that day*...
Architect_21: So um broadcast, did the Unicorns respawn
Benie: Yes... but I keep lighting them on fire.
Benie: Cute things bug me. :P
Architect_21: But your island is cute
[Broadcast] Well... I'm in heaven now sooo... I guess i haven't respawn yet.
mjpwwf: nice dragon...*pet pet* xD
* Benie eats the waffle
mjpwwf: owie

BossOfGames

  • I need all mods on deck!
  • Quick question...
  • This is going to be the biggest thing on the server.
  • CHIEF!!!! *after getting randomly shocked by Chief*
  • Actually...
  • Frumple, can we troll Chief's office?
  • Guys, let's all send Frumple spam mail.
  • I would like to dedicate this project to Benie, he can now take my delayed builds description off the staff board (during the MRT Convention Center opening ceremony)
  • WOOOOO STAFF PARTY
  • I lurk in the shadows (After accidentally using chat while fake quit)
Autobus: can i expand the road form your town to autocity
boss: no iam gonna build a district there
Autobus: Oh? i claimed that land there -_-
boss: Nope i already did.
Autobus: Oh? Found no claim signs.....
* BossOfGames left the game *
  • I don't know what i'm doing right now.

Frumple

  • Don't listen to Broadcast. He lies.
  • Minecraft 1.5 please don't break anything kthxbye.
  • Guess what guys? It's time for a server restart!
  • Guys, I'm going to restart the server.
  • Iron everywhere!!!
  • All his base belong to taco. *To Chief*
  • I prefer the respectable term "transit enthusiast."
  • I have to count my tacos
  • That's why the server is a dictatorship, not a democracy.
  • It's like putting gold paint on a piggy.
  • Oh, hi there, backup!
  • saving server map to where? tacoland?
  • get out of my office :)
  • now it's my turn to facepalm
  • I'm preparing celebratory tacos
  • i got your yeamanator
  • Chief: Did you figure out who stole your tacos? - Frumple: Yea, it was Margaret Thatcher.
  • FIGHT!
  • Any singing will make the process of updating the server go slower.
  • Welcome to the guestpocalypse, Benie (Day 2 of updating to 1.5.2)
  • I love tacos | I mean the server | yum yum
  • Kablam, I don't control your dreams.
  • Keks: How do you get a bank account... By going to the bank perhaps? Frumple: No, you need to pray to the gods, sacrifice a cow, jump up and down 50 times, write an opera, take the bus down to Jones Beach, swim in the lake, and then a fish will bring you your bank card.
  • Just_robinho: Frumple quick question, when was the last time you were on green status? Frumple: a long time ago, in a faraway land, where dragons breathed fire and chief ate my tacos.
cola: frum paul
Benie: The whole "paul" thing, that you took several attempts to figure out his real name? I remember that.
Frumple: Oh, we're guessing my real name again now huh?
cola: yep back to that game
Frumple: well
*Frumple shocked colaja953*
  • Frumple's quote during meeting: "I'l show you where hump day is..."
  • Its not the best time to ask for a WE when the orange line just opened and a GSM is starting in less then a hour.....
  • Staff: 'Majority Rules' Frumple: 'Well, I rule.'
colaja953: Oh Canada, y u you make others lag?
Frumple: because you stole our maple syrup!
(talking about the secret mod,later revealed to be mfish)
Ardy: tell us who is he,frumpheil
frumple: nein
(In mumble after Jph got mod)
Kitty: Hey Jp can I have a dirt block world edited into a grass block?
Frumple: Yeah if it takes less than five minutes we don't grant world edits.
Jph: Did it Kitty.
Frumple: Dammit.
Frumple has banned eristheeagle - "You're the weakest link, goodbye."
[Broadcast]: Large W/E Incoming @ A12
Frumple is no longer AFK
[Broadcast]: W/E cancelled
Frumple: I'm a Sheriff by day...
Frumple: Shadowmaster by night...
Italadz57: And a taco at dawn and dusk.
tarheelscouse: Frumple's a weretaco o.O
(when Frumple is on the server console)
Kittycat11231: server what is the answer to life?
[Server] taco
Kittycat11231: server what is the answer to death?
[Server] not taco
  • Player Frumple banned Sexuality for "Spamming server with guest accounts".
*Frumple is no longer afk*
Erty: Frumple is on!
Frumple: OMG where?
Frumple: Where's Frumple?
*Frumple has joined the game*
Frumple: hi all just on to do a quick ban
*Frumple has banned [Guest]*
*Frumple has left the game*
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: back, and before y'all do it, no need to spam chat with 'wb' :P
[Owner] Frumple: WB
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: dang trolls
[Mayor] sesese9: may bacon shine forever
[Mod] hntredtie: sese, don't mention bacon around Frumple.. Only mention tacos
[Owner] Frumple: I like bacon also but i haven't had some in a while
[Mayor] TonyTajiri: xD
[Owner] Frumple: I want to try bacon on a taco though....
[Keks] He's beating me, HALP!
-Frumple Joins-
[Frumple] Beatings will continue until morale improves
x Frumple is now AFK
Member: shall we box Frumple again?
*after some digging*
Frumple fell out of the world
Frumple: s ?
Frumple: oops
*everyone goes "s ?"*
  • [Owner] Frumple: I AM NOT HERE
Frumple: You know, I'm surprised no one's tried holding a griefing competition on the server
Frumple: like make a fancy build, then see who can destroy it by hand the fastest
mine_man_: ok, what have you been taking frumple to suggest a griefing contest
[Senator+] Ardyan: frumple I have a small question
[Citizen] dope_cheese: lol small
[Senator+] Ardyan: s ?
[Owner] Frumple: ...
[Citizen] dope_cheese: s .
(Frumple shocks Ardy)
  • im lazy
  • not worth talking about it now
  • hell of it
  • its not very well designed
  • yelling at me for being away
  • what do you mean by demolished
  • robin's still working on the eastern linnnnnnnnnnnne
  • you're gonna start stalking me
  • you've all ruined my vacation
[Comet] Derpy_Melon: Frumple can I please have a list of the Christmas ranks?
[Snowflake] Frumple: hi
[Elf] Frumple: hi
[Dasher] Frumple: hi
[Dancer] Frumple: hi
[Prancer] Frumple: hi
[Vixen] Frumple: hi
[Comet] Frumple: hi
[Cupid] Frumple: hi
[Donner] Frumple: hi
[Blitzen] Frumple: hi
[Rudolph] Frumple: hi
[Santa] Frumple: hi
  • Frumple: if there is ever a rebellion on this server ill just shut it down.
  • Kastle: No, you should instead install a plugin that slowly erodes the side of the world
  • Frumple: Nah, too much work.
cardinalland: noooo Frumple left
Frumple: I know
tell Cliotey Hello Cliotey
oops
FredTheTimeLord: I hope frumple doesn't ask where his pants went
Sweetboy13735: o_o
Frumple: I don't wear pants
Camelfantasy: He's been pretty inactive
Frumple joined the game
TheFlash966: what is "hief"
Frumple: invisible chief
Frumple: because you can't "c" him
on Discord
camelfantasy: well
camelfantasy: frumple confirmed that monsieurkeks was in fact the admin candidate that denied the position
Frumple: @camelfantasy since you like parroting juicy news bits of what I say in-game, you should start a tabloid on the server
Bromley: he also parroted a bunch of stuff that was supposed to be between me and him :V
Frumple: camel is a parrot, confirmed
camelfantasy: changes name to parrotfantasy

computerghost

  • right quick
  • I'm not really a funny guy.
  • Let me check my math...
  • brb, getting ice for my computer.
  • I will ponder this.
  • Just pick up your toys when you're done. :P
  • * computerghost builds one of his flying machines with pistons. *
  • First song not to get voted out! I new Melanie wouldn't fail me! :-)
  • *talking about horse business* You can have them in any color you want, as long as you want white.
  • It's not much of a disguise. I literally became a guest and lose my admin powers. Oh, darn... how to get back... :/ Well I guess I'll just have to re-fill an app and work my way back up
  • (In Mumble) I was trying to impress a girl once so I grabbed an electric fence.
*computerghost hugs angel*
computerghost was slain by angelzer0

unjinz

  • daaafuuuuuq
  • BaconThamesBank
  • Bacon.. eh Baron
  • Chief is the trolling god, MCYoshi is the failing god
  • When my internet doesn't laag, my brain does
  • Everything has an end. But the sausage has two :D
  • jphgolf4321: goes through a HUGE ravine too
    DasNexus: That's what she said
    Frumple joined the game
    Frumple: Das...
  • (logiblocs does /kill)
    German Minecraft: logiblocs starb
    DasNexus: stahp
  • You kno' only Mario speaks like that?
  • \(|^^|)/
  • colaja953: Oh das is here too
    DasNexus: No, I'm not. *End of holographic transfer*
    DasNexus left the game
  • That's pissible too. *possible LOL
*Kraftler1 Joined The Game*
Kraftler1: *COUGH*
*Kraftler1 Left The Game*
  • I can Draw Bridges, but I can't build Drawbridges
  • Damn straight? I have no idea what that means :D
  • I hate it when a sentence just suddenly
TonyTajiri: So, Ardy you'd like to build an SMP with me?
ArdyArd: lets get some other dudes
[unjinz -> ArdyArd] suggestive
[Broadcast] 1g/5
[Mayor] sesese9: g? how much is there in 1?
[Mayor+] unjinz: *2 hours laterrrr* 1za
[Councillor] HanSangYoon: Here's a sentence we Busaners LOVE to use: *Korean Characters*
[Councillor] HanSangYoon: "Ga gagaga ga, Ga agaga ga?"
[Mayor+] unjinz: The new Song by Lady Gaga
[Senator+] Ardyan: LOL
[Senator+] frogggggg: lol my port is bigger than my airfeild
[Senator+] unjinz: airfailed.


BaronThamesBank

  • DieNexus! When DasNexus says: "Bacon.. Eh Baron"
Baron: Hi Bestie [Bestmate66]
AP_Red: <- thinks of BBT   [Big Bang Theory]
Baron: I'm totes Amy!
  • Refering to Kitania's Roads 08/06/14: Ok, All this cake is making me hungry
Oh yh this is cal's town of Whitely
*later*
*Waverley
XD

MinecraftYoshi26

  • I really should stop crashing the MRT
  • /give thomasfyfe double_decker 1
  • We're on a train server talking about grammar & bacon!
  • Damn it, you beat my record of counting to 3.
  • We need a bigger one. (about the size of the AdMod Quote Board)
  • Put your hands in the ari \o/
  • ./ban chief for chiefing
  • ./kick *player name* No. (seen during Team PvP matches)
  • (._.) Really?
  • For the record: I'm griefing Thomas' building for a reason
  • This fountain isn't made by Yoshi!! *sadface*
  • p *start of player name* (supposed to be /tp <name>)
  • Oh, a stick!
  • CHIEF! <3
  • "qwolf: I officially hate you, Yoshi. | Yoshi: And that makes me happy."
  • Time to grief the mega value! *jk*
  • Sam: Throw your hands in the aiya if you's a true playa \o/ Yoshi: Sam, I think you have your push-to-type down again...
  • 8 out of 5 people don't understand statistics
  • Apparently, I am playing dress-up with CG.
  • Look, CG is a pretty princess now!
  • * MinecraftYoshi26 is dressing up as a boy at home procrastinating about homework and will end up doing it in the morning (after asking what people will dress up as for Halloween)
  • FAIL (when he messes up issuing a command)
  • Woo! (Used normally in Mumble)
  • I need a few people to test (death game here). (Used normally in Mumble)
  • I'm scared. (Used normally in Mumble)
  • Oh god! (Used normally in Mumble)
  • (player name here), Mumble?
  • tp ha
  • MINNNNNNAAAAJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (in Mumble)
  • (Member): YOSHI!!! - (Yoshi): Too OVACOMPACATED!!!
  • Well...tough tacos
  • tp epic | FAILK | DOUBLE FAIL
Yoshi: tp gogo
Yoshi: tp AP
gogo: FAIL
  • gogo! (in mumble, after gogojakeo does something that annoys him e.g. Gets into a bed right before yoshi tps him)
  • Let's change the topic...BABY BUNNIES (or BABY KOALAS)
  • You have to apple to do that (meant to say apply)
  • estahp et
(Guest with name starting in chuck joins)
Kitty: hi chucky bear elmos here to play with you
Yoshi: Kitty, what happens in mumble, stays in mumble, please.
[Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] GREAT NEWS EVERYONE
[Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] JUSTIN BIEBER GOT ARRESTED
  • /me connected with a banana using an orange (when someone logs on with MineChat)
  • /me connected via banana for orange! (when someone logs on with MC Chat)


KittyCat11231: but first, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE
Yoshi: NO KITTY
Yoshi: NO,.
Yoshi: DEAR GOD NO
Kitty: YES YOSHI
Max4344: Finally done babyshitting I can play :D
Max4344: *sitting 
Yoshi: No I think you spelled it right
Cortesi: guys I have an important news.
MinecraftYoshi26: you're pregnant. CONGRATZ!!!
Cortesi: -_-
Yoshi: Haikus are easy
Yoshi: Sometimes Haikus don't make sense
Yoshi: Refrigerator
jphgolf4321: LOL
  • Okay guys calm down kekko isn't almost naked anymore
  • Reasons for Americans not wanting a state: 1% Politics and stuff, 99% WHERE WILL THE 1 STAR GO?!?!
cal76 added MinecraftYoshi26 to member
Yoshi: :(
Cal: whoops
Yoshi: tank u 4 aceptin my app
Cal: Congrats to yoshi for member
Yoshi: were can i biuld
MinecraftYoshi26: The bunnies are so cute!
JohnNotTech: They're just lines of code.
MinecraftYoshi26: But they're so cute!
JohnNotTech: Calm down!
MinecraftYoshi26: They're cute lines of code.
  • CLICK HERE FOR A IPOD!
chiefbozx: wait, is it chiefboxing if chief makes the box or if chief is surrounded by the box?
MinecraftYoshi26: yes
*MC_Dunc asks who the leader of LoC is*
Vulpicula: Camel is the leader of the entire thing, I think
MC_Dunc: Yeah, but he's AFK
Vulpicula: He's always AFK
*Camelfantasy left the game*
Player MinecraftYoshi26 kicked camelfantasy for stop being afk damn it
(Long series of xDs, LOLs, and HAs)
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: congrats mineman
[Governor] mine_man_: :D
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: you are team #1
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: your team member is that horse
*Phone rings*
Phone call, brb
*comes back for 2 seconds*
I'm ba...
*Phone rings*
PHONE CALLLLLll ugh
  • These trees look like leaf lollipops
(SoaPuffball is trying to get MinecraftYoshi26 to help him make a skyscraper with a snow floor)
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: snow
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: yes that is snow
SilverBubble: i will make frump towers next (referring to the Imperial Tower in canon Coruscant in Star Wars)
MinecraftYoshi226 joined the game.
MCYoshi26: no
MinecraftYoshi26 left the game.

thomasfyfe

  • When Chief gets on, people get hurt.
  • As long as you don't microwave the toaster you should be fine.
  • I'll put a bus warp in your face.
  • It's like a seizure of Christmas.
  • I don't cheat, I just spam the right-click button.
  • BACON! <3
  • Don't mind us, we eat members on this server.
Member: I just broke my chest I filled with nametags! D:
Thomas: Put them back in then
  • sorry, I was having a sneezing fit.
Guest: WHY ARE THE TRAINS NOT WORKING?
Thomas: Have you tried turning them off and on again?
  • Oh look, 2 new staffers on my head...
gogo warps to thomasfyfe
gogo: we at bus station?
thomas: yeah
gogo: kthx
thomas: Refurbishments going on
gogo: ooooh, are you adding a beverage store?
thomas: refurbish, not refresh :P
gogo: :P

(Added some menu items from Autobus' picture I didn't know we sold.)

  • The size of Kitania!?!?!
Welcome99: eeh thomas
thomasfyfe: Yeah?
Welcome99: how to get out of here?
thomasfyfe: "You'll have to leave through the window, the elevator isn't working"
Thomasfyfe joined the game
Thought my internet had broke, turns out I just knocked the wireless button on my laptop

MonsieurKeks

  • Tom, there's a road stuck in your face.
  • Let me just get my screwdriver out..
  • I'm not drinking wine... or should I?
  • No, I just eat cookies.
  • *As a joke* Hi, This is a terrible server, bye!
  • Spoon?
  • man, i Can't keyboard
  • Seriously, sopt
  • Thanks for greeting me in this... Electrifying way! (april fools day 2015)
  • I accidentally /msg'd cort a german message, hope he doesn't understand it :D
hnt: would anyone require a left-hand slot at RPBT?
keks: Really Powerfull Bus Terminal?

I also probably have procrastination disease

  • oh god, kan't tpye.
Hnt: TfA is pleased to announce new Redloch Hanging Monorail Services
Keks: Wait HNT... Is the hanging included?
Keks: Or do I have to provide my own piece of rope?
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: wait, we have admins?
[Mod] MonsieurKeks: Yeah, you didn'T know that?
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: isk, never saw them
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: XD
[Mod] MonsieurKeks: Let'S see, how were their names already... sometjing tom, a five, a ghost and... eh... oh, a box.

xplayman

  • This is why we can't have nice things
  • I was the first one to get member status
  • D@#$it Chief!

Uglyname

  • Buns of steel
  • Uglyname: Bye

waits for response*

still waiting*

Uglyname: Bye Uglyname

Uglyname: Ok Uglyname bye

Random Citizen: Bye

Another Random Dude: Bye

Yet Another: Bye

  • *Uglyname randomly cries*

Uglyname randomly laughs*

Uglyname randomly cries*

Benie: Uglyname do you have to do that?

Uglyname: No

Benie: Well then stop

  • wasnt there this famous other yoshi?

AP_Red

  • Most online are Brits "It's the invasion of the Europeans!"
  • (In Mumble) I am not Scottish! I'm from LEEDS! L-E-E-D-S! In't north of England"
  • Thomasfyfe joined the game | "Hello Mr Scary Scottish Admin guy"
  • "Ah'm off te' meck an 'am sarnie!" (I am going to make a ham sandwich)
  • Kitty: That will be $0 | AP: I'll back later because I can't afford that! | AP_Red left the game.
  • Listening to radio| 27: Miley Cyrus. Excuse me if you hear a radio being smashed!
  • AP_Red was slain by [Insert player here] using [humorously named weapon]
  • Why do people keep trying to murder me with renamed weapons?
  • Chiefbozx shocked _majormagpie_ | Standing on powerlines while Chief is watching telly is a BAD idea magpie
  • Moral of the story: DO NOT ask me for dating advice
  • GMT = Great Mug of Tea
  • Chief Shocks, CG Bans, Thomas Transmutes people into lego guys
  • There's a g-g-g-ghost online! (Computerghost)
  • Is it weird that Sochi makes me want to see Inception?
  • Did Chief, ah, Chief?
  • With Great Power comes Great Electricity Bill!
AP: I turn off radio and lag turns to nowt! Interesting!
*A few seconds later*
AP: Or not... still as laggy as a tortoise with 3 legs and arthritis
*AP: Next stop haggis lag.
mine_man_: Haggis lag?
AP: IE, when Martii spawns loads off his dinner so that the server ends up being too slow
*Bad joke by DC*
autobus22: *tadum ping*
RLcrafters: Badum tss**
AP_Red: *Tadum ping* sounds like a gunfight is happening
[Senator] AP_Red: Oh, I know how to get chief or fyfe in
[Senator+] *bestmate66: bacon?
[Senator] AP_Red: Bacon!!! Free Bacon here!!! Bacon for ALL Admins joining NOW
[Senator] AP_Red: This offer is only available for 10 minutes
(Discussing Funeral songs: Anaconda is mentioned)
[Senator] AP_Red: "My Anaconda don't want none cos I'm dead hun"
x AP_Rednax fell from a high place
AP: There's supposed to be no gravity in SPACE
godzilltrain was burnt to a crisp while fighting Narnia17
AP: godzilltoast
Be careful, you can be banned easily, I once got banned for sending an email
That email did say "Please Ban Me" but still...
[Senator+] AP_Red: It'd be like being kicked for getting a cup of tea
[Senator+] AP_Red: Ooh, TEA!
* AP_Red is now AFK
Player jphgolf4321 kicked AP_Red for coffee is better

Player AP_Red temporarily banned Frumple for 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds: Banned!.

[Mayor] Starcubed: does any1 here know what a repeater lock is
[Mod] AP_Red: star, I'll show you
[Governor] camelfantasy: vanished mod confirmed
[Mod] AP_Red: FLIP
[Governor] camelfantasy: xD
AP_Red joined the game.
AP_Red: Also, don't be like Auto
AP_Red: Don't hug cacti
AP_Red was pricked to death
sheimoria: what a prick

Omricon

  • What is the Orange line?
  • No seriously, what is the Orange line?
  • So where's my penthouse?? :P
CaptainChimpy: Cort!
Omricon: Cort now you can do your own damn w/e's :p
CaptainChimpy: Your tag just got more orange!
CortesiRaccoon: basically XD
* mine_man_ is now AFK.
[Governor] mine_man_: im afk
[Mayor] WashingtonTdt: whoa
[Governor] mine_man_: teeheehee
* mine_man_ is no longer AFK.
[Member] dope_cheese: how?
[Governor] mine_man_: hax jk
[Senator+] Ardyan: 102% legit magic hax
[Mod] Omricon: I can quit and still talk!
[Mod] Omricon: Super hax
[Governor] mine_man_: err, no
Omricon left the game.
[Governor] mine_man_: your still online :P
[Mod] Omricon: Problem?
  • [Mod] Omricon: damn it yoshi
  • Omricon joined the game.
  • [Mayor] Sirots: wb
  • [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: wat
  • [Trustee] frankbros429: no its the spring version of flood in houston day today
  • [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: I wasn'te ven doing a world edit xD
  • [Mod] Omricon: damn it hnt!
[Mod] lalaboy: I should go back playing overwatch
[Mayor] powerminer01: good luck
[Mod] lalaboy: Omri do you play overwatch
...
[Mod] lalaboy: I suspect you don't
[Mod] lalaboy: anyway...
lalaboy left the game.
[Mod] Omricon: oh
[Mod] Omricon: didn't notice chat lol
[Mod] Omricon: anyway...
Omricon left the game.
[Mayor] powerminer01: I really like the fact that both left with the same message
[Mod] AlikSong: lol
[Governor+] autobus22: xD
[Mayor] powerminer01: that's new
[Mayor] powerminer01: anyway...
powerminer01 left the game.

SonicTornado

  • *Funeral Music*
  • plugins=LAG!!
  • GRIEF(after yoshi broke a block in checkers/mumble chat)
  • and then there was two
  • Srry, my brain is dead right now
  • Keks is 99.99% Cookies
  • (In Mumble) Tom_Pairs: These Helicopters look like Lego Duplo Blocks | SonicTornado: Try placing a big one in a 8x8x1 cuboid
  • SonicTornado: Hows Lide | Frumple: I like lide, lides good | SonicTornado: Life*!!
  • I need a lawyer, NOW!
  • SonicTornado: Why you got to be so mean, chiefie! | chiefbozx: ? | Minecrfatyoshi26: Hey Sonic thats my thing, why you got to be so mean?

aldee110

  • Just_robinho: oh that's nice, teleport into a girl :P | aldee110: I'm not quite sure how I should take that...

CarbonM14

  • Wait this even where it supposed to go :P | Holy crap I can't even think today! (In a private message to bspells)

Diemundz

  • Well that's just N@$Ty.
  • Well, it appears that the 49-0ers are losing.
  • I pity the fool who don't ride MRT.
  • I just finished reading a book called "The Mariana Trench". Very deep.
[Insert Name Here] fell out of the world
Diemundz: Prank /call!
  • WHAMMO!
  • Well, my entry into the Guinness Book of World Records for "Fastest Van Finding" didn't last long.
Diemundz: Ahschnappoh
Tom_1277: wut
DCampite: semi back
Diemundz: Picture of the back of a semi truck
(when people are asking about getting heads)
i can give anyone head
oh wait
that sounded bad
  • Diemundz kills Livemundz
TrainPro: rip
TrainPro: me
* Diemundz rips TrainPro in half
AdanWongCL2: lol
_HeavenAngel_: NICE
Diemundz: You're welcome
TrainPro: why on minechat?
Diemundz: because reasons
* Diemundz is now AFK.
* Diemundz is no longer AFK.
Diemundz: LIES
  • no buts no coconuts
soso123: ATTN = Achwalogen Takaschin TacoNight
Diemundz: oh so that's how you spell achdogsjin thumbtackistan
(Talking about the NORImark Motors Mk2 ECO 2)
Modern: Your bus looks fat
Diemundz: Stop body shaming my buses
Diemundz: It lowers their self esteem
(Talking about CarbonM14)
Member: Whatever happened to carbon?
Diemundz: He turned into diemundz
Diemundz: Just a reminder that I HATE being boxed, even MORE than _frozen
Diemundz: So whatever you do, DO NOT box me when i go AFK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
* Diemundz is now AFK.
SevenBridges: I think Diemundz is watching us
SevenBridges: I know it
Canadian_K9: .......
* Diemundz is no longer AFK.
Diemundz: I'm not
* Diemundz is now AFK.
AyyLion: LOL
SevenBridges: LOL
Architect_21: LOL
[Senator] Derpy_Melon: I have AZNT222
[Senator] Derpy_Melon: (A2, ZN2, T2)
[Senator] Diemundz: AZNT222 sounds like some strange perscription drug
[Senator] Diemundz:  ask your doctor if AZNT222 is right for you
[Senator] Diemundz: AZNT222 may cause heart failure kidney explosions and an erection lasting longer than 4 hours
[Senator] Diemundz: DO NOT USE AZNT222 IF YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO CAPS SPAM WITHIN THE LAST 48 HOURS

Music3_0

  • What does herro mean?
  • Nope, I'm on a Gatorade high :)
  • Logs on
    Music: My P***y Hurts!
    Hawks: XD
  • MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!
  • It Always rains squids and anvils in Zicronia
  • Chiefy likey the spanky's :P
  • (While singing to Yoshi and Thriller and thinking of Mega :P) Cause this is Bon*r. :0 , OMG. Mumble Epic Fail
  • (After Kittycat11231 said, "All Americans say I!") All Canadians say sorry!
  • (diff | hist) . . Minor Music's Gems‎; 22:59 . . (+552)‎ . . ‎Music3 0 (Talk | contribs)
  • I need a litter box
  • *Music3_0 riased my nad
  • im getting aroused by a blanket

mastermann13

  • mastermann13: connected with an iPhone using MineChat
    mastermann13: hey kelli
    kekkomatic: I like kelli
    mastermann13: kekko, autocorrect lol
    kekkomatic: From now on i'm kelli

keentlewi/Canadian_K9

  • do i count as a girl, cause i sure act like one
  • jax, stop rubbing agaist frumple
  • i feel like I have just been shused by a hobo (after being shused by 0rocketscience0)
x Frumple is now AFK
Canadian_K9: AFK BOX HIM!!
x Frumple is no longer AFK
(diff | hist) . . Minor Ranked PVP‎; 13:27 . . (+1,287)‎ . . ‎Keentlewi (Talk | contribs)‎
*when talking about cars*
Vulpicula: Yes, but what makes an SUV an Suv?
Canadian_K9 left the game.

CortesiRaccoon

  • YOZI!
  • Dammit Yoshi!!!
  • Life is like a box of chocolates. If you are fat it will not last much
Cortesi: Can i have some tunneling please?
"MinecraftYoshi26 Left The Game"
"Tom_Pairs Left The Game"
"Just_robinho Left The Game"
Cortesi: Dammit -_-
Cortesi: Can i come in?
chiefbozx teleported Cortesi to spawn
Cortesi: Take that as a No
  • NO YOSHI NO!!
  • I CAME IN LIKE A CHIIIEEEEEEEFBOZZZXXXX!!!
  • JANET!!
  • If you loose an iphone, technology allows us to find wherever that may be.
If you loose a plane with 239 passengers, nobody knows anything.
 *Cortesi is playing with a cat peluche, it makes meow, yay.
 *Cortesi goes ping
 Cortest: I believe I can fly
 Cortesi fell from a high place
 Chief please KOCK me
Cortesi: England has no Kidney Bank, but it does have a Liverpool - Cortesi
Tarheelscouse: And now my entire family hates you
BaronThamesBank: Being a mod is nice because i work with people
Cortesi: how do you know we are people <.< >.>
Cortesi: best they found us
bestmate66: OMG!!!
Cortesi: RUN!!!
bestmate66: to the mothership!!
im single after my last gf threw a muffin at me...
*After Soleurs is having spassy movements in Minecraft*
It's like watching 50th Shads of grades with no sound
I want to change my prefix to  [Premier+] 

* CortesiRaccoon bought 1000000 tickets crashing the lottery forever

  • Player CortesiRaccoon kicked [Guest] for Banned.
[Mod] CortesiRaccoon: I have been watching this conversation for 10 min and still didnt understand what the main topic is
[Councillor] swirm32: can i get a w/e please
[Mod] CortesiRaccoon: yes you cant
Cortesi: (mail [meant to run /mail]
Cortesi: dammit gave up my position
Narnia17: ohai cort
allifarki: fail
Cortest: abort mission!
Cortesi: ABORT
Hightech_TR: lol
CortesiRaccoon joined the game.
Cortesi: I gotta go paste in the memorial thingy thangy thoongy thung
fish, chief: wtf?
CortesiRaccoon joined the game. 
kekkomatic: hi
BangtanSky: Cort :D
Cortesi: oh no im the only mod...
Cortesi: nvm
CortesiRaccoon left the game.
  • Who's your pusher
  • CortesiRaccoon temporarily banned [Guest] for 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds: You are the second weakest link. Goodbue..

jphgolf4321

  • umm... did someone just poop a mini superflat world? (During the Great AFK Box event)
  • Robin: I just found out TNT minecarts don't work on the MRT | JPH: There is a reason they are banned and his name is MinecraftYoshi26
Epicslinke: OK, my twitch is ready
Jphgolf4321: you're twitching? You should see a doctor about that.
  • frumple youre acting very chiefy... are you ok?
  • There must be something in that rice...
Toaro: jph are you available?
KittyCat11231 was slain by jphgolf4321 using [Yes.]
Tulsi: xDD
Toaro: lol
Toaro: ok i guess hes available
KittysEvilTwin: ATTN: The 47th Catronics store in Sealane is complete
jphgolf4321: Sealane has 47 Catronics stores?
Soleurs: God help Sealane.
KittysEvilTwin: no the MRT does :P
Soleurs: God help the MRT.
  • Player jphgolf4321 kicked chiefbozx for this is how you kick a chief.
jphgolf4321: bbl
jphgolf4321 joined the game
jphgolf4321 left the game
jphgolf4321 joined the game
jphgolf4321: yeah forgot to unvanish
jphgolf4321: so... for reals this time
jphgolf4321: stupid darmok
jphgolf4321 left the game
*Vulpicula is on his second account*
Player jphgolf4321 kicked Dogz9221 for pls dont do that again kthxbai.
MC_Protocol: I Realized that im Inkickable
Player jphgolf4321 kicked MC_Protocol for famous last words, eh MC.
[Mod] jphgolf4321: just don't bring any of that "Damn, Daniel" stuff around here
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: DAMN Daniel
MinecraftYoshi26 died (Killed By jph)
jphgolf4321 died (killed by yoshi)
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: DAMN jph
ByteMega: jph can I ask you a very serious question?
jphgolf4321: sure thing mega
ByteMega: s ?
ByteMega left the game.
Player jphgolf4321 kicked ByteMega for s..


Toaro has joined the game.
Toaro: hey
jphgolf4321: what time is it at your side, Toaro?
Toaro: 1am
Player jphgolf4321 kicked Toaro for go to bed.
[Lottery] Frumple just bought 20 tickets!
[Mayor+] ModernArt: frumple did you already buy 20 tickets?
[Owner] Frumple: for the last lotto
[Owner] Frumple: which I didn't win
[Owner] Frumple: again
[Mayor] SilverBubble: being an owner
[Mayor] SilverBubble: has its downsides
[Mod] jphgolf4321: it was supposed to be my turn to rig it dammit
[Mayor] SilverBubble: jphgolf is shillary!
[Mod] jphgolf4321: pls no
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: jphgolf. snapshotted. quoted.
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: *slaps jphgolf4321 for don't rig it.
[Mod] jphgolf4321: >implying it wasn't rigged from the start
[Mayor+] ModernArt: <$1,000 lost on buying lotto tickets
[Mayor+] ModernArt: $1000>

megascatterbomb

  •  :/
  • Do it for science (When asking CG to create a lag machine for testing empty cart detectors)
  • This is the most idiotic things i have ever seen (When looking at large lag machine.)
  • -_- I am surprised at your stupidity.
  • Cola, my brother thinks you need to improve your copy/pasting (When cola failed continuously at pasting mega's station)
  • mega: "Robin, can i plz have a w/e?"
Robin: "bbl"
Just_Robinho left the game
5 minutes later
Just_Robinho joined the game
Robin: "so who wanted that w/e?"
  • My jetpack is failing, landing on frumples office!
Frumple looks up
Megascatterbomb: hi
Frumple: oh hai there
  • Yoshi plays parkour map and slips.
mega: :O I nearly killed yoshi!
yoshi survives
mega: nuuuuuu
  • (In Mumble) SOMEONE's Gonna get Bonned :P
  • (In Mumble) mega: Yeah, in Portal 2 Co-op Chief needs someone to play with. | jph: Chief needs someone to play with...

Puffball5672

  • i found my wood
  • oh no, i licked myself out *meant to say "locked"*
puff: can i nominate frumple
music: if u feel he's worthy for trusted rank

mikefishr

  • *member joins Mumble sound plays* OH GOD!! (as seen here: http://youtu.be/u01IpZLhLzY?t=14m13s)
  • Le sigh.
  • Micheal: FlowsHD texture pack + Rudoplays shaders mod + epic modern mansion = OMG I JUST SH*T MYSELF :P | mfish: You just shot yourself? you should call the proper authorities
mfish: yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
Kitty: WHAT DOES THE FISH SAY
HanSangYoon joined the game
HanSangYoon: I am back
Mikefishr: Hi, back
Mikefishr Joined The Game
Mikefishr: Hell

V _hnt: Hell to you too, mike.

Macftrax: Hell!?!?
(When Chimpy is trying to troll Cort by pushing him off the library roof)
CaptainChimpy died
Cort: I have 3 monitors, I can see what's going on.
Chimpy: oh yeah...
CortesiRaccoon died
Mikefishr:You think I can't?

_frozen

  • uhh
  • >.>
  • _frozen wags my tongue as I shake my booty on the ball (Talking about Sam's Wrecking Ball reference with bspells)
so its narrow yet wide
that's what *she* said
  • im gonna continue the abusive relationship I have with my toilet
(talking about 1.8 snapshots)
frozen: if the derailments continue
frozen: im gonna try to retexture carts into metro north livery
Kitty: LOL
(as a joke)
frozen: were gonna abolish all bus warps at the next gsm
Kitty: WHAT
Tom_1227:Oh _Frozen. Angles' 162 game season starts tomorrow.
_Frozen wets in anticipation
*2dany2many5 plays dubstep*  
_frozen: So I went fishing yesterday
Tarheelscouse: Oooh nice
Tarheelscouse: Wait
_frozen: I got a nice fish
_frozen: then I dropped that bass :C


*_frozen makes tar a logo on illustrator*
tarheelscouse: I'm expecting great things, based on your other illustrator works :)
*_frozen posts link*
tarheelscouse: :DDDDDDDDDDDD
tarheelscouse: Does that convey my happiness?
frozen: No, but it does cause me concern for your obesity


  • Sigh I was sort hard on him, but this wasn't the first time
it could be Kitty
the 6687 type
*_frozen: youre putting yourself in first class while the rest is in economy class?
Max4344: Yup
_frozen: evil bastard. I like you.
RLCrafters: *thanks the lord there is a sane person on here*
_frozen: who?
_frozen: lets kill him
[Mayor+] _Ardy: I wouldn't be a great mod
[Mod] _frozen: neither would I
[Mod] _frozen: oh wait
* bestmate66 facepalms
* _Ardy facebests
[Mod] _frozen: you have to remember
[Senator+] *bestmate66: Damn kitty still hasn't finished the armadillo line
[Mod] _frozen: im afraid to ask what that is
[Senator] autobus22: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch station
[Member] HanSangYoon: Oh no don't type that out it's like 47 words
[Mod] _frozen: i m not going to type it out
[Senator] autobus22: How does me prunounce such thing?
[Mod] _frozen: what you do
[Mod] _frozen: is take a full grown sheep
[Mod] _frozen: try to swallow it
[Mod] _frozen: and the noise you make is that
0rocketscience0: Frozen? Could you please come back? ._.
_frozen: no, we broke up, and thats final
_frozen: you need to...
_frozen: let it go
  • no, Al Gore is ugly but not enough to make me faint
[Mod] _frozen: if spread out, AT-AT is the largest and spread out town
[Senator+] Ardyan: AT-AT?
[Senator+] Ardyan: where dat
[Senator+] AP_Red: Acholowagon Tachasin
[Mod] _frozen: ^
[Senator+] Ardyan: that's AT-TA
[Mod] _frozen: i cant spell that
[Mod] _frozen: so i say AT-AT
bryce_am: frozen r u there?
sesese9: hes' afk
_frozen left the game
I think I named my adopted retarded stepson right
I called him Sum Ting Wong
[Admin] _frozen: lol
_frozen joined the game
[Admin] _frozen: hi
[Member] Ben6331: what teh heck
*doing a world edit for Steve_Bobs*
_frozen: good luck
_frozen: i hope it fits
Diemundz: suggestive
Steve_Bobs: rip
TrainPro: 'i hope it fits'
*after discovering that there was enough room*
_frozen: lucky you
TrainPro: lol
Steve_Bobs: really fits XD

gogojakeo

  • All hail the Glow Cloud
Someone: There's someone in my window...
Gogo: Is it the faceless old woman?
Gogo: All Hail The Glow Cloud
Tar: I worry about you sometimes...


  • gogojakeo: I have only been shocked once
    chiefbozx shocked gogojakeo
    gogojakeo: twice...
  • MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!
  • gogojakeo moved to "I'm waiting for a game with Nicki MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!" (in Mumble)
[Guest]: my horse!
gogojakeo: "My horse, my horse, my kingdom for a horse" - Richard III (by William Shakespeare)
  • Did Hawks get his chicken bake?
Just_Robinho joined the game
gogojakeo: wb robin
kekkomatic: hey rob
Just_Robinho: meow
gogojakeo: surley, of all animals, a bird would NOT want to be a cat...
Just_Robinho: I do
megascatterbomb: meh
gogojakeo: Just_Robinho_In_A_Cat's_Stomach
Just_Robinho: O.O
kekkomatic: that got dark quickly
Just_Robinho: ^
megascatterbomb: ^
gogojakeo: :)
  • warp Derry (messing up a command)
_frozen: after this tunnel
_frozen: im gonna call it a night
gogojkeo: but its 10am!
_frozen: its 250!
gogojakeo: for you maybe...
(in mumble)
LDShadowLord: We're gonna be all Big Brother on them
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!
LDShadowLord: gogo, leave poor George Orwell alone
  • (When there is a lag spike) It's cola with his australian ping!
wily: Can anyone explain how momentum works on rail
gogo: sigh
gogo: it keeps its momentum
gogo: and keeps moving
gogo: in layman's terms: Push makes go
jak: lol
wily: ok...
jak: Gogo: call me maybe
gogo: but i didnt just meet you
gogo: I met you about 5 months ago
gogo: I have a pickup line
tar: yeah?
gogo: Are you from tennesee?
tar: so OLD
tar: NO
tar: WHY
tar: ive got a better one
gogo: Because you're just as slutty as Miley Cyrus
tar: O.o
gogo warps to thomasfyfe
gogo: we at bus station?
thomas: yeah
gogo: kthx
thomas: Refurbishments going on
gogo: ooooh, are you adding a beverage store?
thomas: refurbish, not refresh :P
gogo: :P
kittycat11231: i'm working on lammapolis, a territory of the city of Kitania
gogo: O.O
gogo: can i help?
gogo: llamas are my must
gogo: and my passion
(Several Weeks Later)
*Gogojakeo has been issued a warning: Pixel Art -colaja953
gogo: scince when did they ANNOUNCE it!
frozen: Since the new plugin
kitty: what was the pixel art?
gogo: YOUR LLAMA
kitty: YOU GOT WARNED FOR THAT???
gogo: YES
kitty *faceknife
gogo: I'm gonna do some tunneling
gogo: but first
gogo: let me take a SLFIE
gogo: *SELFIE*
someone says something about extrememe CCTV or something like that
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!
MinecraftYoshi26: Leave George Orwell alone!
Frumple: Can I have you're Attention
Gogo: Gives Frumple his full Atten- Ooh Squirrel
Gogojakeo was shocked by Chiefbozx
(Unfortunately, Frumple went on to announce Yoshi's demotion)
(Talking to tarheel about playing the recorder)
Gogo: I think you underestimated my blowing abilities
Gogo: *overestimated*
Tar: *SUGGESTIVE*
Gogo: ikr
  • In mumble: /me needs to watch more of TAR
jph and tell skip gogo's french song on the radio
gogo: You philistines!

Bestmate66/Atlanta

  • Let me know if you need a translation, living in the UK I am fluent in both English and American and Yorkshire.
best: Ah, licky.
Kitty: suggestive
Benie: Suggestive.
best: *LUCKY
best: Aah
(Talking about an under-construction rail line)
bestmate66: It really is congratulation-worthy. It's been in planning for 9 months.
bestmate66: Oh cr**
bestmate66: I just made a pregnancy referance.
tarheelscouse: XD XD XD XD
bestmate: DANGIT CHIEF
(The hilarious parts Minechat's Autocorrect going bonkers for Atlanta)
Atlanta: XD I forgot about rectum (meant to say "that")
Atlanta: ok I officially hate mine shat
Atlanta: ugh this is getting weed
Atlanta: look mine hat is drunk
Atlanta: ok hopefully no more farts
Atlanta: ok I gives ups
Atlanta: good nips to everyone
hntredtie: Best, please get off Minechat...

Note: Who keeps on adding all of these ... suggestive ... quotes? -best

[Citizen] erty10089: can i afk box frozen?
[Senator] Narnia17: no
[Senator+] bestmate66: at your own risk
$205 has been received from bestmate66
[Senator+] Bestmate66: NAO
[Senator+] *bestmate66: as my haters has finally rectum up the ghost
[Citizen] Leo_2807: Wat
[Senator+] *bestmate66: (autocorrect)
[Senator+] *bestmate66: as my CHARGER has finally GIVEN up the ghost. there.
Vulp: I know the Barnsley dialect is basicly its own language though
Best: Isn't that s Suburb of London?

autobus22

  • Goed xD back on english. (if DasNexus talks his only dutch question that he knows)
  • Minecraft creature named YOSHI!
* Tgis id Gid Goude.
* Dangit grammar skrewup! 
* *srewuo 
* *screwupp 
* *scrwwup 
* DANGIT
* "autobus22" has left the game
  • This sucks like potatos that are allergic for potatos!
what da sh*t
OOPS
sorry sorry
  • Yoshi so you will that I dont do a tournament
* Yoshi jumps on redstone
autobus: Dont touch my redsotne otherwise the machine will explode
* Yoshi touches redstone
autobus: Damn living creature named YOSHI!
Yoshi: sorry
autobus: Its for the MRT Olympics i wanna mdo the fireworks!
Yoshi: oh sorry
autobus: Actualy, if yoshi touches my redstone again he isnt long living anymore....
Yoshi: xD
Logiblocks: xD
autobus: xD
* Yoshi touches redstone again
autobus: YOSHI!
    
autobus: hi
thomas: bye
thomas left the game
autobus: i needed him....
autobus left the game
(10 mins later)
autobus joined the game
thomas: bye
thomas left the game
autobus: DANGHIT
autobus: *DANGTI
autobus: *DANHGIT
autobus: DAGN THE DANGIT
autobus: *DNAG
autobus: you get me
Other person: no
autobus left the game
  • Ugh iam stupid to ask that....
autobus: echo don't remove that wile tunneling, i gna make a patio
Echominer: ok
10 minutes later
Echominer: I finsihed the patio
autobus: what ya mean?
Echominer: i finished the patio you asked for?
Echominer: call me
autobus does /call echo
autobus: i mean't i was gna make a patio....
Echominer: Ow....
autobus: It came out realy nice for a unneeded thing
Echominer: Thanks, i guess
autobus: I keep it
Echominer: JAY!!!
autobus: You work harder then you should :P
Lalaboy: I need someone that works hard come help me.
echominer: ok lala i come
autobus: when are you gna finsih the tunnel Echo?
Echominer: you can do that :P
  • Hope this airport likes fish, its packed like a sardine XD
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs
[broadcast] <plugDJ link>
autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!
[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo
autobus22: 20303reenijne
enjineer: 20303reenigna
autobus22: is that a synonym to vagina?
  • On Mumble: Pleasure Plate
(after trying to tp to RednaxAP)
autobus22: wrong red sorry tie
{tie=hntredtie}
autobus22: broadcast, want a hug from a cactus again? I don't accept these prices!
[Broadcast] Nao, auto, naooo
  • ÷)
*autobus asks lalaboy if he wants a burgerqueen in kessler*
lalaboy: naooo
autobus22: yeaaaoooo
lalaboy: naooo
lalaboy: nothing can make me say yes
autobus22: "nothing"
lalaboy: oh
lalaboy: wait what?
lalaboy: i'm confuse
lalaboy: oh wait
lalaboy: ohh
lalaboy: ohhhhhh...
lalaboy: you sneaking little devil
autobus22: :3
(The following happened, again:)
-[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs
-[broadcast] <plugDJ link>
-autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!
-[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo
(afterwards:)
autobus22: Do i have to quote that again?
autobus22: .kittery buy 1
autobus22: OH GOD DOUBLE FAIL
autobus22: ki =/= lo, thats right next to it
ArdyArd: [kittery]: autobus22 just bought 9001 tickets
* Question by _Kastle *
Frumple: probably to late to test it now
Frumple: I'm pooped
autobus22: You are not brown coloured yet frumple.
Tonytajiri: Lettuce get to work then!
autobus22: Ill make salad of it then, up to work!
[Mayor+] _Ardy: MRT Quagmire Line bae
[Senator] autobus22: sounds likw quagsir
[Mayor+] _Ardy: sounds like quasar
[Senator] autobus22: sounds like zaquar
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: :o
[Mayor+] _Ardy: xdddddd
[Senator] autobus22: how did we get from quagmire to zaquar...
[Senator] autobus22: xD
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: #MRT
[Senator] autobus22: 0_(EXPLODE)
[Senator] RLcrafters: XD
[Mayor+] _Ardy: no explosions pls
[Senator] autobus22: 0_(IMPLODE)
[Mayor+] _Ardy: omg this bomb is coming towards me
[Senator] RLcrafters: XD
[Mayor+] _Ardy: naoooooo
_Ardy died
  • NO I DONT WANNA BE ENJOYED BY DOGS
autobus22: so what is se * se * se /=?
autobus22: :P
sesese9: 27 :)
autobus22: true that could be
autobus22 joined the game
[Senator] autobus22: my strawberry crashed.
[Senator] autobus22: *computer, AUTOCORRECT
[Senator] autobus22: hows the even related?
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game.
[Premier+] kekkomatic: fruit based computing
[Senator] autobus22: Hello yoshi, how fag you?
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: ?
[Senator] autobus22: *EXCUSE ME
[Senator] autobus22: AUTOCORRECT SHUT IT
[Senator] autobus22: i have luck today
[Mayor+] _Ardy: thankfully it didnt autocorrect "i have luck today"
[Mayor+] _Ardy: i can barely guess how awkward could that be
[Senator] autobus22: Just happy it didnt auto cumcumber ;P
[Senator] autobus22: the thing is, you could take that in not one, not 2, but three suggestive ways...
*in mumble*: Contrebutt (meant to say contribute)
autobus22 joined the game
Ardyan: hi bus
autobus22: HEY
autobus22: dare call me bus again and ill bus your face!
Ardyan: you'll place USB ports on my face?
Ardyan: type c preferred
autobus22: gome q\nQ\u
           Well then.
           Fail
           *home wazamawazi
           got all keys to the left spelling out my cityname
_frozen: how can you fail that bad lol
[02:25:31] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] _Redneck_Jesus_ joined the game
[02:25:57] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: Lala why arent redstone labs allowed
[02:26:08] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Senator] autobus22: Because theres a lab world for that
[02:26:13] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Senator] autobus22: *facebus*
[02:26:22] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Trustee+] keentlewi: 0.o facebus?
[02:26:36] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Trustee+] keentlewi: O.o*
[02:26:53] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Senator] autobus22: your smiley has broken "Window" i see....
[02:27:01] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Senator] autobus22: Guess you was the bus
[02:27:07] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Senator] autobus22: I am going to sue you, my head hurts
[02:27:19] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Senator] autobus22: :P
[02:27:51] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: Auto word of advice dont go slamming your face into busses
[02:28:00] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Senator] autobus22: *facetram*
[02:28:06] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Trustee+] keentlewi: xD
[02:28:12] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: xD
R/msg camel tgabj
[autobus22 -> me]: *THanks
autobus22: XD Camelpornography :P
          *WUT
          NO NO NO NO
          ERase
          AutoCorrect got me...
camelfantasy: What were you trying to say?
autobus22: Just Camelpornography
          NOOOOOO
          Camel F A N T A S Y
  • Hassan Moon, Your the funny one today are you. [HanSangYoon]
Yay, tropic you
*Tropic
T H A N K
  • go completely invisible: aka leaving..
  • a kill hilled you
ijudiju
WOW
*Okiedoki
O a, tje ,ast pf tje cjatnpx
*I am the master of the chatbox
Not of chatting though appearently
hoyl quacamole 
this potato chip didn't even fit in my mouth
*.msg unjinz penisses?
I ALMOST POURED HOT BOILING CANDLE WAX DOWN MY THROAT
I shouldn't put my tea cup next to my scent candle
which is in a similar glass
I guess this chat app works...
More like masturbate No No
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
*Melon No No.
*when camelfantasy and Camelicano are on*
autobus22: Camelpornography and Camelclone-ography :)
VernCow: So quiet....
Autobus: MEEP
Autobus: MEEEP
Autobus: MEEEEP
Autobus: :3
VernCow : XD
Autobus: U cumming alik?
Alik: No :P
Alik: I'm not that excited xD
[Mayor] Sirots: Frumple promoted tarhellscouse from member to mod :P 
[Mayor] Sirots: woops I said tarhells instead of tarheels 
[Governor] autobus22: "oh no the tarscouses from hell are attacking"
when talking about eliteneon's plane
[camelfantasy -> autobus22] well for starters his plane doesnt exactly look realistic
[camelfantasy -> autobus22] have you seen it?
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] yes
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] ive flown it
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] quite turbulent
[camelfantasy -> autobus22] you survived? :O
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] no
[camelfantasy -> autobus22] oh
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] I died gone to heaven, became an angel, wanted to imporove the world and reincarnated and skipped
[autobus22 -> camelfantasy] 15 eyars in time allright?
autobus22: what a can can't a can a can can't can a tin can?
SoSo123: ???
*auto tries to confuse lithium*
Steve_Bobs: explain pls
autobus22: no
Steve_Bobs: :(
SoSo123: Well ur Steve Jobs' bro, you could explain it with the same knowledge of ur bro
autobus22: but what if he's sad, then he'll be Steve_Sobs
SoSo123 and CaptainChimpy: xD
Steve_Bobs: *facepalm*
(asking SoSo and SoaPuffball to help with the RailLinQ Paixton station)
SoSo123 or SoSo123 are either of you able to help me with some glass panes?
* SoSo123
* SoSo123
* SoaPuffball
[Mod+] godzilltrain: auto, mind if I tp you to me?
[Governor+] autobus22: no problem
[Mod+] godzilltrain: recognise the scene? ;)
[Governor+] autobus22: abby road
[Mod+] godzilltrain: yup
[Governor+] autobus22: not abbey road; which is near star lane in east london
[Governor+] autobus22: abby road
[Governor+] autobus22: :3
[Governor+] autobus22: say abby 10 times in a row
[Governor+] autobus22: it'll get really strange
[Mod+] godzilltrain: abby abby abby abby abby abby abby abby abby abby
[Mod+] godzilltrain: done
[Governor+] autobus22: ...
* autobus22 slaps godzilltrain
[Governor+] autobus22: I meant out loud
[Mod+] godzilltrain: ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY
[Mod+] godzilltrain: done
* autobus22 slaps godzilltrain
* godzilltrain slaps auto
autobus22 died
[Mod+] godzilltrain: oops, bit too hard?
[Governor+] autobus22: ...
* autobus22 takes godzilltrain for a ride on bus line 666 straight to it's destination: off a cliff
[Governor+] autobus22: :3
The chance of youexisting compared to the universe is...
larger than 1 trillion times the particles in the universe
:3
*smaller
then 1/1trillion times particles in the universe

KittyCat11231

all the ads in the article i want to print out for school are porn ads
afk again
  • Mega: don't say it... | Kitty: it...
  • Kitty: anyone else notice yoshis survey asks ur height, age, and relationship status... | chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26.
  • Kitty: I like white horses | bspells: RACIST!!!
  • KittyCat11231 joined the server | Kitty: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING CUBE!! | KittyCat11231 left the server.
  • my nanna has a shit zu (that's not how its spelled idk how) and its so cute
  • gogojakeo has joined the game | Kitty: hi gogo what strange bizzare time zone do u live in (during 3:30 AM Kitty's time)
  • I AM TITAAAAANIIIIIUUUUUUUUUM!
  • every time I say that it warns me I could be kicked for spam
  • [Insert Name Here] has joined the game | hi [Insert Name Here] we totally aren't talking about [Random Thing]
  • top username of 2013: xXxYOLO_SWAGGER_39xXx
  • word I cant spell! you take your aim! fire away! fire away! you shoot me down! but I get up! IM KICKED BY NOOOOOOOOOOCHEEEEEEEEEEAAATPLUUUUUUUUS! (parodying Titanium)
  • Echo: i play play station 4 | Kitty: you like to *play play*
  • godz: Kitty! :P | Kitty: what afk box?
  • IM NAKED ON A WREEEEEEEEEECKING BALL
  • btw frozen why is there a street in ravenswood called cockbyrne ave
  • bspells go find the wild one while flying on a titanium wrecking ball and roaring (referencing 4 songs)
  • Just_fruyeamajkeklajafyfeghostminerofgames26_Pairs = genetically combined FREAK!!!
  • DISCLAIMER: spamming/advertising/being a guest causes an immediate ban.
  • hola cola (when cola logs on)
  • #Gramerz4daWinz
Kitty: congrats lil
lil: I was always a trusted
chiefbozx shocked KittyCat11231
  • any mods wanna be "lucky" enough to do the "honor" of setting up my bus route? :P
Kitty: theres a kid at school whos obsessed with the number 69...
mega: -_-
kiwi: do you know WHY?...
Kitty: yes...
kiwi: Good...
A few minutes later
kittyghost has joined the game
mega: kitty what have you been doing with cg?!
Kitty: i was 69ing with him
Nicco: <----- needs to be mayor ADMINS COME!!
Kitty: patience is a virtue
Kitty: is what my nanna says every time shes stuck in traffic
Tony: I said Tar, I'm on Hyperchat, and it gives me a notification when it's my name surrounded by spaces.
JohnNotTech: So disable that?
Kitty: TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri
Soleurs: TonyTajiri
kekkomatic joined the game
JohnNotTech: TonyTajiri
Soleurs: TonyTajiri
Halstom: TonyTajiri
Kitty: kekkomatic quick say TonyTajiri
  • every page in the category OMAH GAWD DAT RANDOMNESS is a food item..
Kitty: (skele came in like a wrecking ball)
frozen: :D
Kitty: (skele came into frozen like a wrecking ball)
frozen: :C
Kitty: ooh cody is afk >:)
cody: back
Kitty: dammit
cody:  DAMNIT YOU KITTY 
Kitty: its just an afk box :P
Kitty: #AngerIssues
cody: "It's just an afk box." (Said IN Sassy Tone)
  • There better be a snow day bill de blasio DONT FAIL ME NOW
  • bill de blasio failed us all (after not getting a snow day in NYC)
DCampite joined the game
DCamp: whos a girl?
Kitty: anyone who has.. you know
Kitty: will the ZBT warps ever be set :P
Music: idk when Yoshi is ready :P tomorrow
Kitty: OMG I MADE A REFERENCE
Kitty: will the ZBT warps ever be SET :P
Music: lol
back
the llamas are coming...
KittyCat11231 left the game
DCampite was killed trying to hurt suppoe
Kitty: wow 1.5 really got detailed with the death messages
  • You should put ziggy85s condom back up for sale (meant to say condo)
tarheelscouse: It's the hot dog song!
Kitty: He likes singing about his "hot dog" in his "clubhouse"
bestmate66: SUGGESTIVITIES
Kitty: "We had a fun day bringing color back to the clubhouse!"
bestmate66: Jeez. Kitty.
tarheelscouse: lol :D


colaja953 joined the game
Kitty: Hola Cola
Kitty: that awkward moment when you wonder what google chromes "incognito mode" is used for
Kitty: that awkward moment when you wonder what google chromes "incognito mode" is used for
Kitty: fail
Kitty: afk
Kitty: DOUBLE FAIL
Kitty: ._.
Kitty: ._.
Kitty: triple fail...
Kitty: but first, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE
Yoshi: NO KITTY
Yoshi: NO,.
Yoshi: DEAR GOD NO
Kitty: YES YOSHI
  • apple would love me, i sent an email asking for an iphone, i sent it from my ipod touch
(On June 8th in Mumble)
Kitty: Siri is so perfect, listen to this
Kitty: What day is my birthday?
Siri: Your birthday is June 15th
Kitty: How many days until my birthday?
Siri: Your birthday is in three months and eight days
Kitty: How many days until my birthday!?
Siri: Your birthday is in three months and eight days
Hawks: It's so perfect.
Skele: Kitty used a flashlight in my office
Kitty: thats an untrue accusation
Kitty: i used a fleshlight
*Console* shocked KittyCat11231

(While speculating if lalaboy67 was the last mod promoted at the June GSM)

_frozen: the point is he is not the mod
Kitty: are you suuuure youre suuuuure?
_frozen: let it go
Hawks: let it go
Kitty: i am one with the wind and snow
Hawks: ... can't hold it back any more ...
Bensi: I better not to butt into the game
0rocketscience0: Butt
Kitty: Anus
Hi Washington (Talking to DCampite in mumble)
  • That awkward moment when you wake up from a 12-hour flight and you're still on the tarmac.

IM WONDERING WHY MY SHIFT KEY ISNT WORKING AND IM REALIZING IM JUST USING MY CAPS LOCK

godzilltrain blows into mic on mumble
Kittycat11231: WE DON'T BREATH INTO YOU!
ArdyArd: what if they replaced member applications to a full circle line ride?
KittyCat11231: then we would have a lot of desperate 9 year olds crowding the circle line
KittyCat11231: this automatic minechat message is sponsored by the committee to reelect sadam hussein
mine_man_: i think you may have gone too far with those minechat messages XD
KittyCat11231: this automatic minechat message is sponsored by the committee to reelect the taliban regim
mine_man_: DAMNIT! XD
[Broadcast]: It's Coming it's coming!!!
Kitty: hi lala
Tom_Pairs joined the game
Tom: ello
Kitty: aw
mine_man_: Raise your hand if godz is dull
Kitty: /me raises both arms and legs
Kitty: /me is an upside down table
  • I LOVE YOU FROZEN WRITE YOUR SIGNIATURE ON MY FACE
[Mayor+] _Ardy: cyan is died
[Senator] KittysEvilTwin: cyan isnt dead, they're in a persistent vegitative state

In Mumble...

[Kitty]: Siri, what is 0 divided by 0
[Siri] Imagine you have 0 cookies and share them between 0 friends. 
How many cookies does each person get. See. It doesnt make sense does it.
Now cookie monster is sad because there are no cookies, and you are sad because you have no friends.
[Insert Loud Laughing here]
  • Godz: What's Sour Kids? Kitty: Imagine if you have a fetish for eating small children.
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: Drop Dead GSMs wooooo
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 5
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 4
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 3
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 2
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 1
TonyTajiri died
Player TonyTajiri took their own life.
KittyCat11231 died
Player KittyCat11231 took their own life.
Technological99 died
Player Technological99 took their own life.
helkama died
Player helkama took their own life.
sesese9 died
Player sesese9 took their own life.
Seshpenguin died
Player Seshpenguin took their own life.
KuchenKenta died
Player KuchenKenta took their own life.
frankbros429 died
Player frankbros429 took their own life. ArdyDuck died
Player ArdyDuck took their own life.
nktrain died
Player nktrain took their own life.
callumjk died
Player callumjk took their own life.
Formal_Globe died
Player Formal_Globe took their own life.
Seshpenguin died
Player Seshpenguin took their own life.
helkama died
Player helkama took their own life.
Awesome3491 died
Player Awesome3491 took their own life.
[Senator] KittyCat11231: someone just left one direction it seems
Camelfantasy: how do you name a road?
ImNotKitty: with a birth certificate
chiefbozx has joined the game
KittyCat111231: was about to ask for a w/e then realized
KittyCat11231: lala you should tempban me for three seconds
Player lalaboy temporarily banned KittyCat11231 for 2 seconds: you asked for it.
snowdude01: narnia mumble?
Narnia17 joined the game


[nktrain -> KittyCat11231] your army was chasing me yesterday

[KittyCat11231 -> nktrain] the KIA Armed Forces declines all involvement

[nktrain -> KittyCat11231] xD

KittyCat11231 left the game.

[Media] Kittycat11231: Vote to re-elect _Kastle as president of the United Cities
SoaPuffball: you cant
CyAmethyst: Kastle isn't running
[Media] Kittycat11231: Vote to re-elect _Kastle as president of the United Cities anyway
_Kastle: no... Kastle can't run
CyAmethyst: .-.
CyAmethyst: Kitty pls
Kittycat11231: note:mineman is still afk
*mine_man_ is no longer afk.

BluemontBoy

  • IT BURNZZZZZZZ (After Yoshi's Massive WorldEdit 9 Dec 2013)


cody___73951

  • cody___73951 thinks everyone is AWESOME

KittyCat11231: *thinks cody didn't take his meds

  • cody___73951 thinks everyone is overusing me (meant to say /me)

michealman

  • guys we got a problem: 2 yoshis AND 2 kittys .-.
  • Micheal: *whips kitty11232 GET BACK TO WORK! :P | KittyCat11231: yeah kittycat11232!


mjjo123

  • On the 4th day of MRT Frumple gave to me: 2 mods a modding, two turtles touching


Yoshilover_man

  • Yoshi: I GOT SUPPORTER | Kitty: now u can spam the chat everyday with bold colors like cody does! | Yoshi: YAY
  • why are there so many sad words that start with S?

Skelezomperman

  • mcyoshi can u do the spleef its at 12 plz tell me the last one standing kthxbye | Skelezomperman has left the game
  • can i box chief frumple?
Skele: how many people do you think eastside stadium could fit?
Kitty: probably over half the amount the server can
(While Skele was setting up the I TacoBurritoAThon)
  • Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, don't make me get it out
nopro, do you wanna see the junk? (Referring to the old stuff under Crystal City)
 Skelezomperman: *Kraftler1 joined the game*
 Half_Crafteur: lol
 Skelezomperman: watch
 *Kraftler1 joined the game*
  • WARNING: Do NOT edit flags. Violators (including staff) will be prosedcuted.
Skele: I'm experimenting with ice in my bedroom
Kitty: that sounded so wrong
Skele: ...
  • who wants a free advertisment on the MRT NewsChannel stream for only $10

Welcome99

  • FINALLY, I GOT SHOCKED BY CHIEF FOR THE FIRST TIME! (When chief shocked everyone)
Welcome99: I think there's a terrorist attack
Welcome99: coz I hear TNTs
chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26
Welcome99: yoshis the terrorist XD
  • fyfe in a BATMOBILE! (when thomasfyfe overtook Welcome99 on the road)
  • the wonders of typo..
  • DAT SUSPENSE!
(Welcome99 was asking for a WorldEdit)
Welcome99: Since yoshi is here...
MinecraftYoshi26 left the game
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game
MinecraftYoshi26: Give me time, I just joined...
(MinecraftYoshi26 was WorldEditing per request by Welcome99 [WorldEditing was done while vanishing to make Welcome99 suprised])
Welcome99: You did not see me fart!
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game
MinecraftYoshi26: Eww
  • (while talking to _frozen) Have you ever nusted your kids? (meant to say busted)
tarheelscouse: I'm gonna afk for a couple of moments
Welcome99: A couple of months?

italadz57

missitaladz57: mary had a little...
italadz57 joined the game
italadz57: lamb!!

Matthieu_Dinh

Matthieu_Dinh joined the game
lalaboy67:Hi
Me:Fi Fi Fo Fum I'm the giant!

WHO INVENTED /SHOCK!!!

Why do I fall in lava each time i'm on a Cyan Systems train!!!


EchoMiner99

  • okay i teleport you but dont grief please illbringyou here i get you banned when you grief and what the F* is Bluetech and why is it here kthxbye! "EchoMiner99" left the game

_Kastle

  • Sorry Common Sense wasn't in the budget..
  • ATTENTION: APPLETON HAS BEEN RENAMED TO PINEAPPLETON
JTrain77: kastle what's this place called
SoaPuffball: JTrain77: Aeolia
_Kastle: Gray Cloud

enjineer30302

  • Hey ben, are you at thingymajiggy land?
 Mumble
 Plays Nyan Cat
 Am I annoying anyone?
 (All): YES!
(enjineer and KittyCat come back from a private channel, in Mumble)
engineer: Tom?
Tom_Pairs: Yes?
enjineer: Have you boned anyone?
*everyone busts out laughing*
Tom_Pairs: What..?
enjineer: Can you bone me?

(After enjineer died)

  • Who likked me? (Meant to say killed but accidentally switched the letters)

darkhawkshane

  • sorry im busty (meant to say busy)

lalaboy

lalaboy67 is waiting the 10 mins after cola joined to get a w/e, 6 mins have passed
lalaboy67: cola?
autobus22 reminds lala, that only 6 out of ten minutes have passed
colaja953: yes?
lalaboy67: I guess I'll take that as a no then.
Duechayapol: cats
lalaboy67: Meow
Duechayapol: lol
  • lalalalala
lalaboy left the games
JamesGaming: Love is an open...
lalaboy: DOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!
  • ajaja
 *autobus asks lalaboy if he wants a burgerqueen in kessler*
lalaboy: naooo
autobus22: yeaaaoooo
lalaboy: naooo
lalaboy: nothing can make me say yes
autobus22: "nothing"
lalaboy: oh
lalaboy: wait what?
lalaboy: i'm confuse
lalaboy: oh wait
lalaboy: ohh
lalaboy: ohhhhhh...
lalaboy: you sneaking little devil
autobus22: :3
lalaboy added Casey_Jones3 to member
[Mod] lalaboy: ops
  • Lala - The lick song Ft. lalagirl69
(In radio chat when people asked for w/e while he was vanished)
why 
tell me why
please?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY YOU MAKE ME SUFFER
YOU ECIL DEMON!
EXPEL
DIE
DIE
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • I wonder if Viagra flavored ice-cream exists?
(Lala is vanished, and dropping random potions on people)
Member: Who's dropping potions on us?
(Later)
Lala: home kessler
Lala: hmmm
TonyTajiri: derp
Lala: IGNORE
creeperface_: HI LALA
  • ahh puSSY CANNON!\
  • I wan!!! T_T
[Mod] lalaboy: let's play a game
[Mod] lalaboy: Which town am I in right now? Clue, one of you guy's town.
[Mayor+] unjinz: Cornus
[Senator] mine_man_: elecna bay
[Mayor+] ArdyDuck: armada
  • godzilltrain was slain by lalaboy using [My Sharp Dildo]
 _redneck_jesus_: How many admods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
lalaboy67: remove the word IN and read it again
_redneck_jesus_: lala no one is going to screw a lightbulb
lalaboy67: Well...
lalaboy67: It'll break before even entering
_Kastle: that would be painful lala
SoaPuffball: ./summon sheimoria
lalaboy: ./kill Sheimoria
one second
i eating banana
* lalaboy is now AFK.
* lalaboy is no longer AFK.
thankss
it was a long banana
Nah, i went to shower

LDShadowLord

(in mumble)
LDShadowLord: We're gonna be all Big Brother on them
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!
LDShadowLord: gogo, leave poor George Orwell alone
(in mumble)
LDShadowLord: And if I don't like anything i'm going to smash my hand through it
gogojakeo: Can I get another 1984!
LDShadowLord: gogo! I have already told you. Leave poor George Orwell alone!
LD: I'm so British I piss tea.
LD: Any Mods online?
Yoshi: No
Robin: nope
LD: I have questionable morals, but even I think that's wrong!
Who Would make a steak medium rare? Monsters, that's who.
TechnologyPro: Me Ld.
LD: I stand by my point.
LD: I'm suing myself for sexual harassment
If a bad vet couldn't save my steak then it is overdone.
Rednax: Will this Exchange be carbon-neutral?
LD: Hell no, we dug up half the MRT for these bricks
Frozen: wrong answers. we WILL be carbon neutral
LD In 2094
Frozen: In 2184
Ld: Oh, did we add more bricks
Frozen: No, I added abestos
LD: Oh yep, that'll do it
(After a server crash)
Kitty: Wut happened?
LD: "It Took a shit"

MC_Protocol

  • Even my mouth moved from my mouth
  • Waffle Taco Hut!
  • Mr.Protocol: I Like Tacos / Music3_0: Why not Burritos / Mr.Protocol: They're too big.
  • Welcome to The Rice Fields!
  • 'While playing Wheel of Fortune', Yoshi: Give me a consonant / MC: A / Everyone: xD / Yoshi: A CONSONANT MC! / MC: 1 / Yoshi: WHAT. TRY AGAIN A CONSONANT / MC: Monkeys! / Yoshi: *facepalm*
  • *in Mumble* "I AM A COW"
  • I can smell you
  • In Mumble

MC: Let's change ban hammer to spartan kick Chief: *Chiefbozx shocked MC_Protocol Yoshi: *Randomly Talking about Bad idea with the Change Chief: *Chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26

MC: Han Solo Dies!
_frozen has muted player MC_Protocol.
Derpy_Turtle_MRT was slain by MC_Protocol using [Muscular Men]
[Senator] MishkaMan: eww

Suppoe

suppoe: Its 1:42 over here
DasNexus: Then go to bed :P
Benie: You're not our mom.
DasNexus: ikr :D
suppoe: Silly Gas :P
DasNexus: Ehem
suppoe: Oh Das*
  • Your teach is a beach

Kottlewing

  • A mod told me to draw a d**k.
  • Lala my machine is ready
  • installing windows will be a pane

DCampite

  • DCampite joined the game| any funny death messages lately? (when he was a guest)
  • my mom is surprised im permaguest (after his application got denied)
DCampite thinks about robin irl one day. When he starts, this happens:
*Just_robinho joined the game*
*autobus22 joined the game*
DCampite: hi bus (people usually call him auto)
Ardyan: hi bus
*allifarki joined the game*
DCampite: hi ally
allifarki: hi campy
DCampite: semi back
Diemundz: Picture of the back of a semi truck
*DCampite joined the game*
colaja953: ever sentence was gold but xD
*Shirin_Maya joined the game*
Skelezomperman: well he had so many guest quotes 
DCampite: who
Shirin_Maya: hi
DCampite: hi dcampite and shirin
(He said hi to himself)
godzilltrain joined the game
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: hey all
DCampite: recongrats godz
Godz:re-thanks DCampite:)
  • I'm sure the staff call each other by irl names in Mumble

minecrafter0505

sonicbyte: What is the code for teh bunker?
minecrafter0505: it actually is /kill, a command block tp's you then instead of killing you
sonicbyte died
minecrafter0505: :DDDDD
KittyCat11231: *Something with "Potato" in it*
minecrafter0505: Wow, I wrote "City Hall Potato" instead of "City Hall Station" on this sign -.-
Want to be to a place far far away? Just go AFK on the BMTA!
MRT - Deadlier than a DC-3 with a dual engine failure over the atlantic.

nktrain

tarheelscouse: naturally they would have a high speed line between them
nktrain: I don't have a hunger bar.....
tarheelscouse: creative, maybe?
nktrain: oh

(was in a minecart in survival mode)

nktrain: aaaaaaaahhhhh
nktrain: i like trains
nktrain died
tarheelscouse: loool
  • would anyone like to build on this server


Player Console kicked Davidass for You have been kicked for idling more than 10 minutes..

nktrain: #asskick

nktrain: I love swimming in Whitechapel
nktrain drowned

kiwirainbow

[Trusted] Kiwirainbow: Remember when I had that dream that Music3_0 was promoted to [Admin] a few months back? That was weird...
[Trusted] Music3_0: I know kiwi, weird :P
[Member] Kittycat11231: Kiwi, you dream about minecraft? XD
[Admin] Music3_0: Heyyyy
kiwi: I just find Atlanta so... attractive :p
Kitty: kiwi and bestmate #LegendaryLovers
kiwi: ???
Kitty: think about what you just said
sam: LOL
kiwi: I was talking about my town!
kiwi: *slaps Kitty
kiwi: ATTENTION: I am leaving the server.
bspells: WHAT
kiwi: for a one minute break to go get water :p
kiwi: brb :p
sam: ???
kiwirainbow left the game
kiwirainbow left the game.
kiwirainbow joined the game
kiwirainbow: forget to say g2g
kiwirainbow: baiiiii
kiwirainbow left the game.

Duechayapol

Duechayapol: If you stares at me one more time. (talking to kittycat11231)
Kittycat11231: *stares at Due*
Duechayapol: I will ruin Kitania!!!!
Kittycat11231: NOOO!

-

(in mumble)
Duechayapol: who is chief?
chiefbozx shocked Duechayapol

-

Tom_Pairs: Give me a minute
Duechayapol: minute starts now.
Tom_Pairs shocked Duechayapol

-

Duechayapol: Don't you dare teleport to me on y:90000
(lalaboy67 teleports Duechayapol to 0 90000 0)
Duechayapol: oh f____ 
Duechayapol: Pineapples!

-

(when Due struggles to find his new transit name)
Heaven: pie
Due: Thanks for suggesting my transit name, heaven.
Heaven: yayyy
Due: Pielumpus
  • hai
  • My name is not Duech.

Note: The dash is use to seperate the passages.

NeonYellow25

Neon: I suck a dumb girf
Kitty: LOL

tarheelscouse

tarheelscouse: <--- Doesn't have a funny quotes section ;-(

Oh DAMN, Son.

tarheelscouse: Dies inside
DC: i'm not a steve
Tar: yo mama's a steve
Tar is watching bryce_am playing a game
Tar: GO
Tar: no chests
Tar: btw
Tar: CHEST (meant to say cheat)
tarheelscouse: ardy has overriding control over all districts, though
Welcome99: mhm
tarheelscouse: you did it!
tarheelscouse: you agreed without saying i see!
tarheelscouse: :)
tarheelscouse: *claps*

Refering to Major Magpie: I shall call him Poopy and he shall be mine!

Jak:Referring to a subway station Where's he litter? Where's the graffiti? Where's the claustrophobic atmosphere?
Tar: This is Minecraft, not Birmingham
Benie Plays Cows and Cows on Radio
This looks like walking through Cumbria on lsd
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: I'm still undecided on my corporation name
[Senator+] Ardyan: i think we got these settled already
[Senator+] Ardyan: tarousel corp?
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: eww
tarheelscouse left the game.

[Tarheelscouse->nktrain] babe

[Tarheelscouse->nktrain] wrong person soz

Robang592

  • spawn (trying to type /spawn)
  • Shiok Shiok Satay! Shiok Shiok Satay! Beef or chicken patty, lets makan and party!

Miner_piggy/BernCow

Miner: kitty can i haave a house instead of a condom in kitiana
Kitty: LOLOLOLOLOL XD
Miner: *CONDO
Tar: LOL
Amtrak: OMG THIS IS AN AWESOME TRADIS
TheUltimate: Tradis?
TheUltimate: Time Relative And Dimensions In Space?
Amtrak: *TARDS
TheUltimate: XD
Gopher: Ooo
Amtrak: *TARDUS
TheUltimate: XDDD
Amtrak: *TARDIS
  • you sceam exterminate twice and everyone thinks your a dalek No ardy i am DAVROS
Amtrak: KITTY WAS THIS YOUR AFK BOX
Kitty: lala did it :P
  • sex ed go to p4
Darth_Redneck: I find your lack of faith disturbing
Camelfantasy: *CreepyChimps choked to death*
CreepyChimps died
CreepyChimps: Dammit camel
camel do you still sell shits
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AUTOCORRECT I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT
do i need to ask someone to attack porn victoria
*PORT
  • my fish tore is being attacked by very threatening villagers

Okok237

  • My design is so barebones its almost cyanworthy. (in regards to Cyan Systems)
  • alright ima get some

Max4344

Finally done babyshitting I can play :D
*sitting 
(A few minutes later...)
Kitty you misspelled my name on the funny quotes page
(In mumble)
Max: Siri, what does the fox say?
Siri: There is no need for profanity (Thought he said f*ck)

Baseball02a

  • This is the time of day when I don't understand what half the server is saying
  • (After Tom_Pairs shocked him) I have some shocking news... I was shocked!
  • I nominate Frumple for the new [Banned] rank.
  • 'Murica... land of the moles.
*Soleurs joined the game*
Baseball02a: Hello, Moleurs!
Soleurs: Damn it, Baseball!
  • Public portion will start when Half-Life 3 is released
Baseball02a: First person voted out of Survivor: Taco-Bacon Forest...
Baseball02a: Frumple.
Skelezomperman: lol.
Baseball02a: The tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.
Baseball: Iam giving plots, any size but don't say anythign rediculous like 100x100
autobbus22: okay give me a 99x99 for my megastore
lalaboy:6999x1 :P
baseball: EHHHHH
Baseball02a: Guests are accidentally breaking everything today :S
Baseball02a: Next thing you know, they'll say "whoops, I accidentally broke this entire city" :P
  • I almost hit the push to talk button on Mumble to talk to my mom XD

Dexter249

  • kitty please un afk.
  • dc no more afk.
Van: what nj turnpike.
Dexter: nj turnpike nyc.
  • Hawks are you a boner.
  • dexter249 connected with a taco using bugs and cheese.
  • I don't have permission from my mom to get mumble.
Dexter: i buy feline holdings
Kitty: feline holdings is not for sale
Dexter: fack
Dexter: whos companies are for sale
  • music 30 joined the game
  • Mrt Deadlier than a 747 with a 4 engine failure over the pacific
  • Dexter249 was plundered by davy jones
  • Captain_Swearword (referring to Captain_Arsewipe)
  • cowabunga
  • cowadeerba
  • Dexter249 was slain by pickaxe guru using Derpy pickaxe (golden)
  • Fights back with stabby knives
  • I LIKE TRAINS!
  • GARY! C TM
  • FAILTOPIA
  • server derp
  • my power blipped (This may not be funny but blip is a funny word)
  • i lose my internetz
  • airport rp
  • music keep's losing hsi rank
  • (after broadcast announces the east line for eastconnect will be open)

Dexter : Broadcast may i have your taco stash

[Broadcast] : no

Dexter : lol

James: classic broadcast

  • i'm the mayeur [mayor] of undergroundville

Shirin_Maya

*In PM with Tar**
Tarheelscouse: I know it's personal info, but if you don't mind me asking, how old are you?
Shirin_Maya: Approximately?
Shirin_Maya: Around 0-100
Tarheelscouse: XD
  • Dig dig dig dig (while ardy was making a road and shirin was guest)
Ardy: I remember the times shirin was a guest
Shirin: God: I remember the times frumple being a guest

stringle55

Ardy: Instead he said we can get a mod to issue a warning
String: food idea
Ardy: nom
String: *good
Ardy: LOOOL
*stringle55 is stuck
*DasNexus tells him to /spawn

cal76

  • (to Skele after he changed his skin) You got your red collared shit back (meant to say shirt)
JamesGaming: Cal?
Cal76: Hmm?
JamesGaming: Do you have an old world town?
Cal76: Yes, Riverend.
JamesGaming: Does it have an airport?
Cal76: No
JamesGaming: (thinking of planning plane routes) :( I really want to fly there.
Cal76: Double tap the spacebar.
SoaPuffball: when will you ever start doing businesses again
KittyCat11231: three years after the next time you ask
SoaPuffball: >:(
SoaPuffball: y
cal76: Kitty can I have a Slave boutique?
_Kastle: >:(

JohnNotTech

Spencer407 (Soleurs): I'm going to make this horrible.
TechnologyPro: That's the spirit! :D
  • I might be a little biased, but you should use [Insert Frontier Product Here].
  • HAWKSIE! I need to stop doing that.
  • TECHIE!
  • Chil-DREN!
  • Guys, guys, stop.
  • It twerks!
  • *ding* Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the shut up sign. For our sanity, please return to your seat, and fasten your seatbelt over your mouth.
  • I've been called a lot of things before. Melon Lord has not been one of them...
  • Hey, who wants $20? (has tedious work in mind)
  • *to Technological99* Hello, other Tech.
  • *in response to the mentioning of an airport* CAELUS!
JohnNotTech is no longer afk
JohnNotTech: If you say so.
  • Kitty, get out of my body.
[lalaboy -> me] idk, get in mumble
*joins Mumble*
JohnNotTech: Did someone order an idiot with some fries?
When a ) doesn't express your emotions strong enough, a bigger D will do
Oh god, I just realized how wrong that sounds
*when talking about resource packs*
I use Faithful Vulpi

hntredtie/_hnt

  • One sec, like literally 20 secs
 *Joking About a Rebellion*
hnt: I nominate Frumple to be banned!
 *hntredtie Hast Been Smitten!*
 *Frumple Joined the Game*
hnt: ohai Frumple...
Frumple: Hey...
  • Pardon my language, but this is...
*server lagging*
hnt: Probably because of my lag machine.
hnt (later): jk jk jk :P
*camelfantasy has joined the game*
hnt: Hell
hnt: *hello
kiwirainbow: Wow hnt xd
hnt: Hell(o)
hnt: So many Senators online... :P
hnt: Who to kick first >:D
hnt: jk jk jk
hnt: is that god, Chief? (meant good)
godzilltrain joined the game
  • [_hnt -> me] SLURP SLURP SLURP MUST HAVE AIRPORT SLURP

decorminecraft

  • LOL (when literally smiling)
  • Oh god...
  • Wut...
  • ...
  • I can fix that... (referring to an Elevator)
  • #IKEAFood
  • I'm literally L.O.Ling right now...
  *When coming online on the server*
  *decorminecraft joined the game.*
[Mod] hntredtie: DECORRRRR :D
[Mayor] cgc747: ees decor!
[Senator] decorminecraft: Heyy! :D
*About establishing a rail connection*
[Senator] RLcrafters: youre not the correct rank
[Trustee+] TonyTajiri: Oh
[Governor] decorminecraft: You need [MAypr]
[Governor] decorminecraft: ... *[Mayor] :P
*When about to continue planning Thunderbird International Airport*

[Senator] kiwirainbow: Decor, TBI? :D
[Governor] decorminecraft: Certainly! :D
[Governor] decorminecraft: But one sec, I'm trying to tame some ami=nals
[Governor] decorminecraft: ...
[Admin] chiefbozx: Fail, decor. :P 
[Governor] decorminecraft: :P
  • Sure, I'll get those up and ready in a few eeks.
*After doing parents a favour*
[Governor] decorminecraft: Sorry, had to light some candles.
[Broadcast] boi, don't play with firee
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: lol
[Councillor+] Casey_Jones3: Oh, shut up! That's all I do!
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: same
[Governor] decorminecraft: Broadcast, I'm lighting some candles to suck out the smell of cooking :P

Technological99

  • I love how one part of my city is small 2 wide roads and then there is a 67 wide road in front of the station


(This was when I built a sand castle in the middle of the One World Trade Center that Kiwish_thing was making. He was afk at the time)

* Kiwish_thing is no longer AFK.
[P1] Kiwish_thing: nice
[P1] Technological99: tnx
[P1] Technological99: It took me 5 minutes
[P1] Technological99: its got a draw bridge and everything
[P1] Kiwish_thing: i meant the floor... lol
[P1] Technological99: ohh. that was bnsf
[P1] Kiwish_thing: the castle is also nice
[P1] Technological99: tnx
[Guest] Chief, Can iclone you?
[Chief] Clone?
[Guest] Yes
[Guest] For KFC
[Chief] You can't. You're a guest :(
[Guest] Kalmar Fried Chiefs
Gopher: Calls Chief
Tar: Let me do that for you
Gopher: ok
[a few seconds later]
Tar: Chief Chief Chief boxers boxers boxers shock shock shock
Tarheelscouse died
[Mod] mikefishr: done
[Mayor+] Technological99: aha
[Mayor+] Technological99: Wonderfuk
[Mayor+] Technological99: Fonderful*
[Mayor+] Technological99: OMG
[Mod] Just _robino: XD
[Mayor+] Technological99: Wonderful*

RLcrafters

  • YAY! A person!
  • I no Fk
  • Because their nuggetery levels are over 9000?
[P1] tarheelscouse: lala, you're oddly quiet
[P1] lalaboy67: That's becasue I'm doing something in the back ground
[P1] bestmate66: ._.
[P1] tarheelscouse: like what? :P
[P1] bestmate66: :P
[P1] RLcrafters: o.o RUN!!!
[P1] creeperface7990: xD
[P1] tarheelscouse: XDXDXD 
[P1] bestmate66: XD
  • in other news COOKIIEEESSs!!!!
  •  :D greeeeeeeeeeen!
  • the horse gave physics the middle finger
  • i almost world edited the taiga line into oblivion
[P1] Benie: Great job. Now you just nuked 1/4 of the MRT.
[P1] RLcrafters: YAY
  • what in the name of jebadiah kerman is this?!
  • u are forever immortalised
(Ardy and Meet was building the Siletz ARM)
Ardy: what's the name of the station in the south
Meet: it can be like
Meet: you can name it<3
RL: welcome to <3 station please change here
(Allifarki asked RL to build a franchise in his city one day)
[Trustee] allifarki: RL your plot is ready
[Senator] RLcrafters: thts WAAAAAAAAAAY to shit
allifarki left the game.
[Senator] RLcrafters: small!*
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ew
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ewww
[Senator] RLcrafters: someone said tht in mumble and i typed it
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ewwwwwwwww
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap ._.
[Senator] Narnia17: who?
allifarki joined the game
[Senator] RLcrafters: thts WAAAAAAAAAAY to shit
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap ._.
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[Senator] RLcrafters: small
allifarki left the game.
[Mod] jphgolf4321: what the...?
[Senator] RLcrafters: is what i meant to say
[Mayor+] _Ardy: twice...
[Senator] Narnia17: lol
RLcrafters died
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
[Mayor+] _Ardy: you keep ragequiting him
[Senator] Narnia17: RIP
[Mod] jphgolf4321: rip in shit
[Mod] jphgolf4321: *small
[Senator] Narnia17: LOL
[Senator] RLcrafters: ......
[Mayor+] _Ardy: armada is so shit
[Mayor+] _Ardy: *small
[Mod] jphgolf4321: huehuehuehuehuehuehue
[Senator] RLcrafters: D: *dies*
[Mayor+] _Ardy: but really armada is shit
RLcrafters died
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
RLcrafters died
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
RLcrafters died
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
RLcrafters died
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
[Mayor+] _Ardy: yep we just created a new inside joke
  • This station is a bit borkt
  • Bay 1 is the Just-a-bit-too-big-for-a-small-bus-bay-but-not-quite-large-enough-for-a-coach-bay-bay
  • how the f do you build before i can say supercalifragillisticexpialladocious
  • This is actually a highway, the B-Whatiwannacallitwhenitsdone to segville.
  • Im apparently pregnant with a baby chief called tarheel jr
  • OMG THIS BUILDING GIVES YOU THE FINGER
  • llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch-ium, element number: Wales!
  • Transferium, element 119, like to gain WarpTrains and be angry at everything.
  • robin... I LOVE YOU...... KISS ME
RLcrafters: ATTN: The AFS HAS NOT shot down santa,
Santabus22 died
  • What we have there is A: a nerd, and 2: ... (much mumble lol'ing ensues)
  • "joins" *a huge explosion is heard, in the distance a mushroom cloud forms* Everything thinks: RL........ :/

QueenSmae

  • Footy? Is that slang for a slipper?
  • It's weed smoking rasta magic!
  • *is looking at kitty's new SkyTransit livery* I like the dick on the tail! (it was a cloud)
  • (In Mumble) Come back Kitty I'm Jewish. *I miss you. That was my phone's autocorrect.
  • (In Mumble) Squeaks loudly
  • imtaRAIL Bitch Line?
  • i just read that as kinky orgasm..
[Member] cgc747: ./me sacrifices a goat to satan to regain my eternal youth
[Mayor] mine_man_: wouldnt that just turn you into a goat
[Councillor+] ArdyArd: ^^^
[Mayor+] Technological99: ^


  • hnt says elecna bay "elenca bay" and i'm just like no honey
  • guys i can speak welsh, want to see? "Llanfairasdfghjklposharkeishanogogogoch"
  • kenalfenthursty
  • OMG I LOVE THE D... Train in Nippia

(while chasing NKtrain) ALL HANDS ON DICK

DECK*

Kekkomatic

*Gets shown ace pride flag*
Is that the flag of horrible polo from the 80s?
  • "2d/11 - proposal to change official serrver mascot from taco to bagel" "all no? ok"
[Citizen] HanSangYoon: LDS, I am high up there
[Citizen] HanSangYoon: Baltop 3.
[Premier+] kekkomatic: LSD, I am high.
[Premier+] kekkomatic: i'm confused, did you meet tomp or not?
[Mayor] sesese9: i did
[Premier+] kekkomatic: cool
[Premier+] kekkomatic: did you ask him for a worldedit?

If Nicki Minaj walks on a beach, is it considered plastic pollution?

[Mayor+] Ardyan: i realize C923 becomes a normal street after passing armada central
[Premier+] kekkomatic: omg, can you imagine *station* C923?
[Premier+] kekkomatic: "day 3276, i'm starting to wonder if frumple is a madman or a total genius"
  • ezzo you can't tkae XW3.14159...thats irrational
  • did you guys have to invent letters just to make all of section 1 stay i one place?
[Citizen] EliteNeon: Welcome to [insert female genital here] land
[Premier+] kekkomatic: hi
[Councillor] MegaMC: elite
[Councillor] MegaMC: thats worse
(notice how kekko replied in such an innocent manner)

Most of the time buildings are just empty. Come on guys we're not in North Korea

bnsfninja

  • (Was promoted to Councillor) My nametag just got bluer!


sesese9

sesese9: On the third day, God said let there be rest..
_frozen: On the third day, God said 'What the heck happened here?!'
sesese9: World-Edit happened...
Narnia17: lol
sesese9: (in Mumble): I'm not going to win the lottery...
[Server]: Congrats to sesese9 for winning....
Music3_0: what?
KittyCat11231: wow
sesese9: lol
sesese9: hey alex, could I borrow your opinion for a sec?
vexpix: lol sesese, as long as you give his opinion back
alex: LOL
autobus22: so what is se * se * se /=?
autobus22: :P
sesese9: 27 :)
autobus22: true that could be
_frozen: in fact: West Calbar will have two/three lines through it
sesese9: 0_0
_frozen: just a benefit of being a neighbour with me
sesese9: yay :D
sesese9: *goes to a corner*
KittyCat111231: *slaps sesese9*
sesese9: kitty, you are abusive
MinecraftYoshi26: lol

ICTman1076

  • You offended my pet gravel :(

zaxbyschicken

cgc747: sorry, relog.
zaxbyschicken I want to relog
*zaxbyschicken has left the game*
*zaxbyschicken has joined the game*
zaxbyschicken: What is the point of Relog?
hntredtie: To help ease major lag
cgc747: My computer had a lag attack a minute ago.
zaxbyschicken: Then I just did a Pointles Relog
cgc747: XD

cmrs345

Kitty: ooh nippia rendered on dynmap :D
cmrs: 12 year olds be like nippia haha
Kitty: cmrs how old are you?
cmrs: 11

CaptainChimpy

[Mayor] Sirots: darmok//can the spam man!
[Citizen] dope_cheese: gopher gg
[Citizen] dope_cheese: yeah screw u darmok
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: darmok is like an old granny sometimes
[Mayor] Sirots: lol
[Citizen] dope_cheese: lol
* _MajorMagpie_ joined the game *
Everyone: Hello
Valach: Hi, Maggers
Major: Maggers? That's new.
Valach: Guys RUN
Just_robinho: I am a united fan
Valach: Yay :D
Robin: :D
Valach: jk I am a Chelsea FC fan :PPPP
*ValachSarkhor died*
*jphgolf4321 joined the game*
Valach: Dammit JR
Jph: ?
Valach: Jr killed me :(
Jph: bad robin
Robin: He shouldn't have said he was a Chelsea fan :P
(A few minutes later)
Valach: TROLOLOL
Valach: I ended up in my town hall xP
Robin: Damn son
Valach: please may I have a W/E?
*lalaboy left the game*
*Omricon left the game*
Valach: ...
Chimpy: Space let it go.
Kottle: LET IT GO
Kottle: LET IT GO
Space: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEE
Kottle: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYRORE
Chimpy: Oh Christ no.
Kottle: OH MY GOD
Kottle: *poos*
AlikSong: Oh noo
Space: KOTTLE PLEASE
Chimpy: [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
mustang_guy: Let it go!
mustang_guy: Let it go!
mustang_guy: Turn away and slam the door!
Space: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEE
Space: o
Space: oops
Chimpy: WHAT HAVE I STARTED
  • i have a summer idea to build an idea
Chimpy: Catpain Chimpy: The failed  emoticon
Chimpy: *Captain
Chimpy: sorry Kitty
PresidentQwerty: Catpain?
Chimpy: I was a pain to you Kitty, I'm so sorry
Kitty: That sounds like a Justin & Justin product
_Redneck_Jesus_: Do you plan for Armada to be the highest ranked city?
Chimpy: No
RL: NOP
Ardy: Well what do you think :
Chimpy: It'll be the quackest city.
  • ooh ooh ahh ahh (translation: Ardy approves). I mean Chimpy approves.
Chimpy: Request to change the official server mascot from Tom the Taco to Martii the Melon
Chimpy: *marty
Chimpy: All no? OK den
Martii: [Owner] Frumple: Granted.
Chimpy: when were you promoted to trustee
_SkyBlaze: just now
TrainPro: just now
mjpwwf: just now
  • (While Starcubed and Chimpy are contesting city hall floors) This is starting to sound like some bloody kids' counting game.
(When lala's anime is downloading)
Chimpy: Oh I know, 1982 KB.
Chimpy: OMG I made a reference
Chimpy: I just made a Falklands reference (referring to Falklands War in 1982)
(Ardy jails Smae because of doing sword tests in Armada during a mourning)
[Senator+] Ardyan: welcome to Armada Jail
(Smae then escapes the jail)
[Senator+] Ardyan: oh damn son
[Member] QueenSmae: #LikeABoss
[Senator+] Ardyan: smae is a runway
[Senator+] Ardyan: *runaway
[Mayor] CreepyChimps: fail
[Mayor] CreepyChimps: This is Armada Skydome. We are landing on the Smae runway.
[Senator+] Ardyan: LOL SO TRUE
[Member] QueenSmae: I love it when planes land on me
CreepyChimps: note: NEVA USE IRON BRAS
CreepyChimps: *BARS
CaptainChimpy: as in, rel life cames
CaptainChimpy: *camles
CaptainChimpy: *camels
CaptainChimpy: *rel
CaptainChimpy: *real
CaptainChimpy: *real life camels
Camelfantasy: quadruple fayul
CaptainChimpy: Hey, yoshi, can I have a BJ?
MinecraftYoshi26: um
Camelfantasy: wut?
CaptainChimpy is no longer AFK.
CaptainChimpy: I'll tell you why later
CaptainChimpy: Yoshi is a dinosaur
mine_man_: whaaatttt?
MinecraftYoshi26: um
MinecraftYoshi26: well
CaptainChimpy: Dinosaurs link back to Barney
Camelfantasy: you do not want to know how i took that
CaptainChimpy: Barney the dinosaur's best friend is called BJ
mine_man_: same
Camelfantasy: gg
MinecraftYoshi26: um well chimpy 2 things
MinecraftYoshi26: 1 I don't know who you are and what you look like
CaptainChimpy: wait did I say something a bit wrong?
MinecraftYoshi26: 2 no
MinecraftYoshi26: :P
MIKE24DUDE: yoshi is not a prostittute
Camelfantasy: YES CaptainChimpy
Camelfantasy: VERY wrong
CaptainChimpy: Uhm
CaptainChimpy: so for since the day I was wrong I thought that *that* was the name of Barney's best friend
Camelfantasy: lol
CaptainChimpy: I love to watch Barney
CaptainChimpy: obviously before I found this
MishkaMan left the game (afk kick)
CaptainChimpy: Hey mishka
CaptainChimpy: I see you were kicked out of Italy, Mussolini style.
  • Hey Canal, wanna help me with the camel?
    This was when Camelfantasy was helping CaptainChimpy build his camel canal but got the two words mixed up, like CaptainChimpy just did.
my friend dropped his bass today
and the teacher got really steamy
*steamed up
oops
ops dat reference do
*when chimpy is failing at spelling every single sentence*
.msg camel please funy quote that before it gets too much for my bairn

Narnia17

 Micheal:narn?
 Micheal:u can halp meh :p
 Narnia17:sorry to spoil the dream, but i'm on minechat
*Member1 left the game*
Narnia17: wb
Member2: ?
*Member3 left the game*
Narnia17: wb
Member2: are you just saying wb when you see the yellow text?
Narnia17: sorry about that
*Member4 left the game*
Narnia17: wb
Member2: ...
  • Narnia17: Hey look, I'm a spider ::::D
[Mod] Narnia17: I got it Omri.
[Mod] Ortem: I AM NOT OMRI!
(giving a W/E to SilverBubble)
silver three things
A)you haven't filled in the space I gave you
B)this world edit is over 500K blocks
C)I'm bad at counting reasons
FredTheTimeLord: Hey narnia, you should work on the TFM
FredTheTimeLord died
Narnia17: how about no
hvt2011: *mentions TFM
hvt2011 died.
SoaPuffball: yao cNT kell me
SoaPuffball: TFM
SoaPuffball died
SoaPuffball: lelel
CyAmethyst: Narnia is a murder machine
hvt2011: oh look its tfm
hvt2011 died
Narnia17: nao.
Later...
Narnia17: you didn't give me a reason before soa, but then you did so I capitalized
FredTheTimeLord: Narnia, give me a tour of the TFM please
Narnia17: nao
SoaPuffball: fred dies
FredTheTimeLord: tfm
Narnia17: complicated metros trigger me
FredTheTimeLord: Ride TFM
Narnia17 left the game.

(hooking Narnia with a fishing rod)
SoaPuffball: i fish mods
SoaPuffball: for a business
Narnia17 teleported SoaPuffball to spawn
Narnia17: i send people to spawn
Narnia17: for a business
(tping to Soleurs)
SoSo123: why did narnia tp to me
SoSo123: Soleurs SoaPuffball SoSo123
Narnia17: I saw [Governor] So and I just assumed soso
(Fred "summoned" Narnia)
FredTheTimeLord: I said "Like Narnia would say, "Y'all need to relax""
Narnia17: y'all need to relax 

Vexpix

*chiefboxz has joined the game*
Vexpix: Hi Cheif!
*lightning bolts*
Vexpix: Hey Cheif, can I have a WorldEdit?
*lightning bolts*
Vexpix: Thanks Cheif!
*lightning bolts*

TonyTajiri

*TonyTajiri is no longer afk*
TonyTajiri: wb
[Citizen]camelfantasy: Did you just wb yourself?
JohnNotTech: How old do you think I am, judging by my voice?
TonyTajiri: 15-16
JohnNotTech: I'm thirteen.
TonyTajiri: Wow, puberty hit you hard, dude!
Tonytajiri: Auto, i implemented your modern art!
ModernArt: :P
  • Miney May I please have a gate at your computer?

Camelfantasy

*TonyTajiri is now afk*
Camelfantasy: To afk box Tony or to not afk box Tony...
MeetMeInSpace: To
*TonyTajiri is no longer afk*
TonyTajiri: You frigging little troll
  • My subway station looks bad, but what do I expect from 10 min. :P
  • Sorry jdykhous, but the government is building over your great beachfront property :P
Member: what are you guys working on?
Camelfantasy: We're doing nothing, that's all you need to know, good day to you
SantaHnt: XD
*mine_man_ and creeperface_ AFK box AlikSong*
x AlikSong is no longer AFK
Camelfantasy: I predict two deaths...
mine_man_ died
creeperface_ died
Camelfantasy: RIP
Camelfantasy died
Camelfantasy: why did i die?
AlikSong: I had reason to believe that you were the one who suggested the afk box xD
Canadian_K9: what key do you press with F3 to reload your chunks again?
Camelfantasy: no, its F4, and you press it with alt
Canadian_K9: right
34lynx72 left the game.
Canadian_K9 left the game.
Camelfantasy: LOL
34lynx72 joined the game
Canadian_K9 joined the game
34lynx72: really camelfantasy xD
Camelfantasy: guess it worked didnt it
34lynx72 hahaha
Canadian_K9: ooohhh YOU!!!!!
Camelfantasy: LOL you fell for it
34lynx72: i forgot about that trick
Camelfantasy: LOLOLOLOL
Candadian_K9: lol i cant believe i falled for that
34lynx72: ^^^
MRTKeikoku: I'm sorry Tom...
Camelfantasy: just say you hate the ravens and he'll stop
MRTKeikoku: I hate the ravens
Thou hast been smitten!
MRTKeikoku: I'll kill you camel...

you rode your bike down a kill and it almost hilled you

Skelezomperman: so where is the milk chugging arena
Vulpicula: Wait, you actually thought that existed?
Camelfantasy: make one
Vulpicula: On it. I'll make it half the size of Whitechapel! :D
Camelfantasy: and then some mod goes "yeah lets not"
_frozen: yeah, lets not.
Camelfantasy: LOL
Camelfantasy: i predict well


mjpwwf: I was only kidding, Broadcast. :P
Camelfantasy: *mjpwwf died*
mjpwwf died
Camelfantasy: LOL predicted it!
Thou hast been smitten!
Camelfantasy: HA
Narnia17: *is running around in Waterville*
Camelfantasy: MISSED
Thou hast been smitten! *misses again*
camelfantasy died
Tom_Pairs: nope
camelfantasy: =.=
camelfantasy: well you missed both times xD
Tom_Pairs: hmm he died though
Camelfantasy: not by lightning
Tom_Pairs: don't mess with thor's twin
Tom_Pairs: mawahaha
Camelfantasy died
Narnia17: xDDDDD
*when talking about UCWTIA*
Camelfantasy: well fyfe said he would try to get it approved b4 gsm so :/
thomasfyfe joined the game.
Camelfantasy: wb
thomasfyfe: Hey
Sirots: wb
Camelfantasy: yLOLOLOL
Sirots: Speaking of...
Just_robinho: omg the timing
Camelfantasy: IKR
KittyCat11231: hey fyfe
TheRainbowNoob: we summoned fyfe
TheRainbowNoob: lets summon frumple
Camelfantasy: YAS i summoned him
CortesiRaccoon: the timing is real
thomasfyfe: Summoned again?
Camelfantasy: yes
TheRainbowNoob: you know frumple said hed make me a sandwich today
Camelfantasy: "well fyfe said he would try to get it approved b4 gsm so :/"
Camelfantasy: then you joined
thomasfyfe: And I failed you :P
Camelfantasy: I like trams
Camalfantasy was slain by auto's tram
*While Alik Was Bringing Down A Hill...
[Derpy_Melon]: //naturalize?
[AlikSong]: umm //smooth
[Derpy_Melon]: ah ok
Some Time Later
[camelfantasy]: i swear alik is just looking at the hill and then it changes
[camelfantasy]: the power of the eyes...
MishkaMan: WHY is this going on
Camelfantasy: try option+shift+comand+q
mjpwwf: Because the letter T doesn't want you to revoke its sponsorship.
MishkaMan left the game.
Camelfantasy: rip mishka
MishkaMan joined the game
Camelfantasy: wb
MishkaMan: camel you little....
Camelfantasy: ?
MishkaMan: what
Camelfantasy: did you actually,,,
MishkaMan: oh wow
Camelfantasy: GG
MishkaMan: i cant type now
MishkaMan: can!@
Camelfantasy: LOLOLOL
MishkaMan: it worked
MishkaMan: thanks camel!
Camelfantasy: so yes, that command does work xd
MishkaMan: lolsies
MishkaMan: i thought you were trying to troll me
Camelfantasy: xD
Camelfantasy: well what did it do?
MishkaMan: LOG me off
Camelfantasy: xD
Camelfantasy: so it worked two ways
EliteNeon: F*CK MY LIFE!
EliteNeon left the game.
Frozen: Sigh
Camel: Most people who rage quit joins back 5 minutes later..
*Diemundz starts timer
( few minutes later)
EliteNeon joined the game
(in Discord)
i have a tranquil forest
i have a train
UH
trainquil forest

[Broadcast] / Console /  [Server]  / MRTMusicBot

At the exact same time:

  • CortesiRaccoon joined the game.
  • QueenSmae joined the game.
  • VernCow joined the game.


  • I just sliced your head, James
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs
[broadcast] <plugDJ link>
autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!
[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo
autobus22: broadcast, want a hug from a cactus again? I don't accept these prices!
[Broadcast] Nao, auto, naooo


[Trustee] Amtrak_pug: anyone vanished
[Broadcast] nope
[Broadcast] People still in:
[Broadcast] nopro_, jphgolf4321, and jphgolf4321!
[Senator] Narnia17: wat
[Councillor] Skelezomperman: LOL
[Mod] Just_robinho: Wat?
[Mod] jphgolf1234 i win twice?
[Broadcast] woops
[Broadcast] i derp
[Senator] RLcrafters: fantastic
[Senator] Narnia17: 11/8 yoshi
[Broadcast] derp derp derp
[Broadcast] nopro_, jphgolf4321, and Just_robinho are left!
  • [Broadcast] lets play "who the heck is on broadcast" game
[Broadcast] GSM will be soon
[Citizen] HanSangYoon: OH
[Citizen] HanSangYoon: WOW
[Senator] mine_man_: "soon"
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: yayyy
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: lol
[Broadcast] just kidding april fools
[Mayor+] ArdyDuck: LOL
[Citizen] HanSangYoon: DAMN YOU
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: naoooo
[Mayor] camelfantasy: clarify "soon"
[Senator] mine_man_: but its august...
[Broadcast] just kidding it's not april
[Mayor] camelfantasy: its not april
[Mayor+] TonyTajiri: A few weeks
[Mayor] camelfantasy: save that for then
[Councillor] CaptainChimpy: time to find out!
[Citizen] HanSangYoon: NEVER MIND THEN
[Broadcast] now you're confused good

Player Console (Chiefbozx) kicked godzilltrain for go to bed

[Mayor+] ArdyDuck: what technology will people mover use?
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: idk
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: lol
[Broadcast] banana
(Discord #general)
KevinTheLlama15: !summon
MRTMusicBot: stop summoning me in this channel
MRTMusicBot: im already in the Random Interludes Channel
KevinTheLlama15: LOL WUT
Camelfantasy: OMG the MRTMusicBot is SENTIENT
  • Player Console kicked MinecraftYoshi26 for You have been kicked for idling more then 10 mins. Have a nice day..
Ardy: marry me server
Server: nao
  • [Server]: Hello I'm an 6687kittycat.What's your name?
  • [Broadcast]: Notice, thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it has been noted.

AlikSong was sleeping and left MC running for 14 hours. Then...

  • Player Console kicked AlikSong for Sleep well :).
[Derpy_Melon (me) -> Console] is this Tom, BTB, Frozen, or Frumple?
[Console -> Derpy_Melon (me)] does it matter?
ModernArt left the game.
Player Console kicked ModernArt for You have been kicked for idling more then 10 mins..
[Broadcast]: What a Modern kick!
  • [Broadcast]: Reminder: Worldedits will not be granted during the GSM: Staff will be too busy discussing road proposals and/or fighting to the death over Tacos
  • [Broadcast] wheres the lamb SAUCE>> (Click for the full conversation!)
  • [Broadcast] big lag, big canal. prepare to die. (Referring to Kastle's canal worldedit)
  • SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES (in a random time)

[Lottery]

sesese9: (in Mumble): I'm not going to win the lottery...
[Server]: Congrats to sesese9 for winning....
Music3_0: what?
KittyCat11231: wow
sesese9: lol
bryce_am left the game.
[Lottery] Congratulations to bryce_am for winning $122!
[Lottery] ModernArt just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 1s
[Lottery] Congratulations to ModernArt for winning $206!
[Lottery] There was a total of 20 players buying 93 tickets!

Unknown

Note: if person is known, please move the quote to its proper location.

*[Member] is no longer afk*
*[Member] is now afk*
[Member]: Hi
[Member 2]: Huh?
  • [Member]: lala's gone lala (after seeing a station lalaboy created)
  • [Member]: You have been...Chiefboxed! (afk box by Chief)
  • [Member]: You have been...lalaboxed! (afk box by lalaboy)
To whoever posted without adding a signature, please be sure to add ~~~~ (four tildes) to the end of your post so it signs for you. Just my grammar-and-formatting-nazi comment. Soleurs (talk) 13:10, 4 November 2016 (EDT)
Sure thing.
[Member]:  I am going to make a fidget spinner shop
*A mod kills the member
[Citizen] SoaPuffball why did you kill hin for the fidget spinner shop?
[Mod]: Because fidget spinners are a no-no
[Member]: I am going to make a fidget spinner shop and no one can stop or kill me!
*A mod kills him again

_HeavenAngel_

  • "What rank is he?" "I think dark blue"
  • oppps caps
 Lolmanmanlol: My  elevator broke again
HeavenAngel: They have an expiry date shorter than a fish
Ardy: Why are you offending Mfish125?
  • nktrain: now my cat is sitting at the edge of my bed purring
  • _HeavenAngel_: kitty is in your house nk?
  • nktrain: lol.
 camelfantasy: *has secret passage*
camelfantasy: LOL i went right through the passage without narnia noticing
_HeavenAngel_: camel went into narnia without narnia
Narnia17: xD
camelfantasy: xD
_HeavenAngel_: So where are you from steppy?
Seastep: Sorry, I may be afk sometimes
Seastep: So nationality?
*lengthy discussion about the definition of 'nationality'*
Seastep: So my MRT home town is Aviation
Seastep: It is on the NE16 station in the northeastern part of the map
Seastep: It is two stops away from Titsensaki (NE18), the eastern terminus of the Northern Line.
_HeavenAngel_: gg
Seastep: Do I get a cookie for that?
_HeavenAngel_: only crumbs
_HeavenAngel_: 1/10
Seastep: xD
_HeavenAngel_: Anyone can help me with me canal?
godzilltrain volunteers Narnia
Narnia17 volunteers godz
_HeavenAngel_: I accept both your sacrifices
Narnia17 left the game
godzilltrain left the game
AP_Red died
 Nainzboy: how do i take a screenshot
 _HeavenAngel_: altf4
 tomtomy8: f2
 *Nainzboy left the game*
 _HeavenAngel_: gg
Hightech_TR: what should i call my spleef arena i might build
_HeavenAngel: call it deport soso
Hightech_TR: erm
Hightech_TR: no
SoaPuffball: [Member]: ... ; _HeavenAngel_: pls stop with deport soso
_HeavenAngel_: nao soso must be deported
SoSo123 joined the game.
_HeavenAngel_: speak of the soso
SoaPuffball: #DontDeportSoso
_HeavenAngel_: depooooooooort
SoaPuffball: is anyone here using mods?
_HeavenAngel_: ye im using narnia
Narnia17: ?
Narnia17: wat
SoaPuffball: *tpa's back to quiris
_HeavenAngel_: welcome to china

mine_man_

When talking about the overuse of caps...

  • [Mod] jphgolf4321: and let's stop the caps before i mute the lot of you!
  • [Mod] Just_robinho: I will start muting all of yall

* [Governor] mine_man_: *bashes ban hammer on the table like a 1 year old with a fork

When talking about allowed builds

*[RednaxAP] But it does need to be at least partially realistic
*[mine_man_] eg, rapture might not be allowed
*[Planner_12] What's a Rapture
*[mine_man_] -_-
  • thats one way to kick ardy out your city
  • i was accepted on the day colafest happened, great 1st impressions
  • fast cars, ladies in skimpy costumes, sun, swaering, INSTAWOOT! (when tar played "work b****" on radio)
  • vanadium, the comapny that says it will take over the world but doesnt know why
  • DukeyTheDogTown ( Trying to say the towns name at P6
  • Yoshi dont Hit me with your stick!

MeetMeInSpace

  • why cant i be in funny quotes when i say funny stuff all the time
  • alik is black and white your life
fiction overbook
im swimping my keyboard
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: ardy ur buildings are so empty :9
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: :((((((((
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: *cries*
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: can i furnish them
[Mayor+] _Ardy: if you are willing to furnish all of them
[Mayor+] _Ardy: then sure
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: o
[Mayor+] _Ardy: you'll be saving me from years of work
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: months**
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: wait
[Mayor+] _Ardy: nope years
[Mayor+] _Ardy: actually
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: o
[Mayor+] _Ardy: centuries
[Senator] RLcrafters: millenia
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: it looks like she has sprinkles on her face
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: omg can i add that to funny qoutes??/
[Citizen] HanSangYoon: Gao ahead
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: my shit looks so cute on me
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: shirt8
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: omg
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: metmmmmmmmm
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: this poor sheep is trapped by lava
[Mayor] knowmads7: xD
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: OMG I JUST PUSHED IT
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: !!!!
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: i didnt mean to omg
[Mayor] knowmads7: u kno what will cheer you up?
[Mayor] knowmads7: trains :P

Leo_2807

In the end it doesn't matter what you believe is right or wrong.
Cos I'm gonna kill you anyway

yoshininja

  • what is bangin? (after robang says hi)

JamesGaming

  • Chiefbox
Im going to get yoshi to make a maze
OUT OF BARRIERS
JamesGaming: Achsomething takahowdoyoupronounceit
[Member]: lol when you don't know how to spell it

creeperface_

Yellowchamallow left the game
[Senator] creeperface_: hi yellow
[Senator+] Ardyle: are all singaporeans prodigious like you?
[Councillor] TrainPro: lol
[Councillor] TrainPro: good question
[Councillor] TrainPro: ask crepper
[Senator+] Ardyle: crapper you there?
[Governor] _crepper_: yep
[Senator+] Ardyle: your stance on the question above?
[Governor] _crepper_: ask train

frankbros429

  • Really thoiugh the island where huntington is should be called yoshi's island if anyone gets the joke.
frankbros429: dangit camel wish you could of seen my fk box it was funny
DullesTdt: fk box?
Woah Gemmy!
It's Erebor on steroids!
  • Luckily it isn't Kentucky fried Kalmar.

Aliksong

Alik: Atleast i might get an award
Alik: For being on more then 1 year, and not having a funny quote yet lol
Alik: the german sounding one?
Tar: I started a new one recently
Chimpy: I don't even know my own town xD
Tar: So this one has 0 builds xD
Alik: Merkelburg?
Tar: mecklenburg, yep
BVLegend: Oh it hasn't developed much
Tar: Merkelburg xD
Chimpy: "Merkel"burg
Alik: lol
Chimpy: xD xD
Kenta: merkelburg xD
Alik: ;)
Alik: muttiberg
Aliksong: ja
VernCow: ja?
SoaPuffball: ja.
*people start saying ja
(RickyLi is to be warned for redirecting the MRT to a tollway)
according to the rules he should be warned
but im not in the mood
im in a pretty good mood

HanSangYoon

KittyCat11231: whenever a guest joins we complain that they came here illegally
KittyCat11231: :P
HanSangYoon: You Immigrants! Go back to Mineplex!
Narnia17: :O
PieTwins: no
kekkomatic: lol!
Just_Robinho: LOL
PieTwins: lol
just_robinho: Ahahahahaha XD
PieTwins: :D
HanSangYoon: I made a real good roast joke
tarheelscouse: please dont ever say the word "roast" ever again
tarheelscouse: "roast" eww
HanSangYoon: "You are so unattractive, even waifus repel from you!"
tarheelscouse: xDDDD
AP_Red: xD
tarheelscouse: that is so amazing
tarheelscouse: i am so using that
HanSangYoon: So LSD, are you gonna send us a mail or..?
mine_man_: LSD is a drug han
LDShadowLord: https://goo.gl/DGFuzb
mine_man_: LDS is a player :P
HanSangYoon: We shall be smokin our leader, Mine.
mine_man_: XD
TrainPro: .-.
HanSangYoon: We smoke him up like a British chimney worker
CortesiRaccoon: somebodyadd that to the funny quotes page
TrainPro: LOL!
HanSangYoon: Its okay to cuss a bit when its not offensive, Mega
MegaMC: language, han
MegaMC: oh
HanSangYoon: For a fucking example... like this. It's okay to do so, believe it or not xD
_HeavenAngel_: han im offended
MegaMC: Me too
HanSangYoon: Heaven, Im sorry I called you the E-word
HanSangYoon: Example
MegaMC: All of us are offended
_HeavenAngel_: :(
HanSangYoon: I shouldnt have said the E-Word
MegaMC: Example
HanSangYoon: I am also sorry for saying the T word
HanSangYoon: This.
MegaMC: I am also sorry for saying the S word
MegaMC: sorry
HanSangYoon: Next time I act like this, you can kill me to give an example.
HanSangYoon: Oh damn
_HeavenAngel_: xD
TrainPro: ...
MegaMC: Han, you better add that to the funny quotes
HanSangYoon: Janghwa City used to look like... "a strip club" -Vulpicula
camelfantasy: GG
CaptainChimpy: LOL
dope_cheese: LOL
dope_cheese: xDDD
camelfantasy: xD
HanSangYoon: ...Noobtella
HanSangYoon: Dammit
HanSangYoon: Nutella
Patrick: Be back in 5
Patrick is now AFK
Han: Seconds. Ok
Han: Are you back?
Patrick is no longer AFK
Patrick: Minutes you muppet
Patrick is now AFK
HanSangYoon: Cal76 + Benie + Camelfantasy + Ortem + Narnia = CALIFORNIA
HanSangYoon: Spammmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmm
HanSangYoon: ^ spot the n

PieTwins

[Mayor+] _Ardy: mind to call me?
[Member] PieTwins: ?
[Member] PieTwins: i don't think i can my mom won't want me to (thought phone call)

SzetotheNewt1234

  • though probaly china has the best chinese food

mjpwwf

Xx_DaKing_xX joined the game
Welcome Xx_DaKing_xX to the Minecraft Rapid Transit server!
[Citizen] mjpwwf: Welcome, DaKing, to the most wafflicious server on Minecraft!
Xx_DaKing_xX left the game
autobus22: *facebus*
Mjpwwf: *Gives autobus22 some asperin after he headbussed*
  • Breaking news: Countless injuries reported and many others surprised to see it raining men outside. Story at 11.
[Councillor] tdtspeedy: I'm getting java errors on my Windoes computer...
[Trustee] mjpwwf: I guess Windoes wants to Windoesn't.
[Mayor+] ModernArt: donate to me for randomness
[Citizen] SoaPuffball: ModernArt imma donate $-1
[Senator+] mjpwwf: You have recieved $-1 from SoaPuffball.
[Mayor+] ModernArt: fake news
[Citizen] mervynang: Connected with MineChat
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: Connected with a snow block (said while he was holding a snow block)
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Introducing SnowBlock(R). The newest app for Minecraft server chat on mobile platforms.TM
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^-^'
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: you took my app chat joke far :)
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Download on the Crapp Store today for free.
(later...)
godziltrain was killed by lalaboy using [Blaster]
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: lalalalalalalalala *miuscnoet*
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Using the new Miuscnoet(TM) feature of SnowBlock, you can share audiowith your Minecraft friends.
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: *sigh*


[Citizen] time2makemymove: "L" get it??? lol
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l ?
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l .
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: m ?
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: j.
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: p ?
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: w.
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: w ?
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: f.
(some time later)
[Senator+] Ardyle: u.
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: naughty
[Mayor+] ModernArt: gg
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l.
[Senator+] mjpwwf: *averted* 
[Ardyle -> mjpwwf] fulk you
[Ardyle -> mjpwwf] xD
(time2makemymove is present)
mjpwwf: time2sayhaider2all
SoaPuffball: time2stopthetime2puns
mjpwwf: hmm...the sign says Do Not Go Here.
* mjpwwf goes here.

Metrominer

Metro: What's Frumple's Youtube Channel?
Ardy: Frumple1
Ezzo: Frumple1
Kekko: Frumple1
Kuchen: Frumple1
James: Frumple1
Shadow: Frumple1
Yellow: Frumple1
Planner: Frumple1


bryce_am

** in Mumble **
bryce_am: so you are going to bed but you sister is listening to Sharkesha
CortesiRaccoon: ITS SHAKIRA!
Just_robinho: ITS SHAKIRA!
MinecraftYoshi26: SHAKIRA!!!
bryce_am: red
bryce_am: wake up
RedBear47: ya
bryce_am: wrong red
x AP_Red wakes up
Discussing Leeds Station, 170 mile north of London
Bryce: Wait? Does the London Overground go to it?
bryce_am left the game.
[Lottery] Congratulations to bryce_am for winning $122!

Macftrax

Macftrax: Appleton? Sounds tasty!
Macftrax: *eats Appleton*
CaptainChimpy: I'm going to add that to funny quotes
Macftrax: Ugh... It tasted like concrete and asphalt...
Captainchimpy: nvm
Macftrax: It didn't taste like apples....
Macftrax: Hnt, you need to change your city's name. It's misleading.
Macftrax: Congrats suppoe.
Suppoe: Congrats for what?
Mactfrax: Trustee.
Suppoe: I've been a trustee for about two years now.
Macftrax: Did I congratulate you before?
TonyTajiri: FAYUL

MishkaMan

*CaptLincoln shows guest my burger joint in his town.
[Citizen]CaptLincoln: This is Mishka's joint.
(Detroit_Kitteh -> me: Do you smoke weed?)
(me -> Detroit_Kitteh: Of course not!)
(Detroit_Kitteh -> me: but you own a joint in Lincolns town)
(me -> Detroit_Kitteh: Its a burger joint you dummy!)
goin to go to weep right now
*sleep
sorry
if any admods are busy, may i please get a W/E?
aren't lol
camelfantasy: install schematica 1.8.9
MishkaMan: wat
MishkaMan: i have to install that too
camelfantasy: NO DUH
camelfantasy: that is the mod
MishkaMan: oh god Forge is just an installer
MishkaMan: IM SO STIPID
MishkaMan: STUPID
chiefbozx: welcome to the world of minecraft mods my friend
camelfantasy: GG
MishkaMan: i cant even spell stupid right
MishkaMan: what are dubs?
camelfantasy: dubs_17
camelfantasy: :P
MishkaMan: no lol on the radio
frogggggg: gg
dubs_17 joined the game.
MiskaMan: #SUMMONED
MishkaMan: almost put a window in a dining room displaying the bathroom
LDShadowLord: This isn't Thailand, you don't need that.
MishkaMan: whats daddy doin
  • i didnt forget baout eh groceries btw Soa (when SoaPuffball requested a Kolpino's Groceries from MishkaMan)

Hightech_TR

*Hightech_TR is no longer AFK.
[Citizen] Hightech_TR: guys dont afk box me
*Hightech_TR is now AFK.
  • 1800-Cort-esi
  • thx for crashing my game with your un-knowledge
  • Wheres backup when you need it?!?
  • Is this some kind of sorcery?
  • i think darmok is the secret robotic second owner of the server
  • i cant drive a boat in the lagpocalypse
  • chief, if youre there, please say 123
  • Theres raw meat on the ground!
  • I'm sorry, MRT logo, I had to
  • Getting knocked in the head by an acacia tree
[Senator] KittyCat11231: Anyone want a hug for $5000?
[Citizen] Hightech_TR: um
[Citizen] Hightech_TR: not enough money, sorry
*KittyCat11231 runs /balance Hightech_TR*
[Senator] KittyCat11231: Anyone want a hug for $229.30?
[Citizen] Hightech_TR: you sneaky little thing
[Citizen] Hightech_TR: i heard a joke on the radio
[Citizen] Hightech_TR: what do you say when a man falls overboard?
[Governor] Aliksong: no idea
[Citizen] Hightech_TR: 'Man overboard!'
[Citizen] Hightech_TR: what do you say when a woman falls overboard?
[Citizen] Hightech_TR: 'Full speed ahead!'
[Governor] Aliksong: lol
((when Hightech_TR got promoted to [Trustee] and didn't notice))
[Trustee] Hightech_TR: I don't know when my Trustee endorsements are valid yet, nor do i want to ask
[Mayor+] CaptainChimpy: Hightech_TR loool!
[Trustee] Hightech_TR: wuuuuuut?
[Mayor+] CaptainChimpy: a little hightech told me his tag just got bluer
[Trustee] Hightech_TR: oh
[Trustee] Hightech_TR: wow
[Citizen] _SkyBlaze: F3+A is failing ;-;
[Senator] KittyCat11231: youre supposed to do alt+f4
*Hightech_TR tries it out and closes Minecraft*
Hightech_TR joined the game
[Trustee] Hightech_TR: kitty you devil...
[Trustee] Hightech_TR: wwwwhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeee!!1
[Trustee] Hightech_TR fell from a high place
[Mayor+] TonyTajiri: derp
[Trustee] Hightech_TR: ooww..that hurt
[Senator+] Ardyan: derpy derpy derp
[Mayor+] TonyTajiri: rip in small
[Senator+] Ardyan: xD
[Trustee] Hightech_TR: where teh derps
[Trustee] Hightech_TR: i dont underst...OH GOD THE DERPS
[Mayor+] TonyTajiri: lol
HanSangYoon joined the game
[Trustee] Hightech_TR: hey
HanSangYoon left the game.
[Trustee] Hightech_TR: bye
CaNJaK_TR joined the game
* Hightech_TR is no longer AFK.
[Trustee] Hightech_TR: er
[Mayor] allifarki: wb
[Trustee] Hightech_TR: who just named a TR after his name
(In Turkish)
[Guest] CaNJaK_TR: sa (Hey)
[Guest] CaNJaK_TR: ben (I did)
[Guest] CaNJaK_TR: :D (:D)
*SoaPuffball renames a cow under the Freddy's Pizzeria of Eastwood "Don't help me! I'm stuck.". Weeks later, Hightech_TR and ModernArt, also with SoaPuffball find that cow.
[Mayor] Hightech_TR: oh god not again
[Mayor] Hightech_TR: mr cow youve been everythere
[Mayor] Hightech_TR: now youre stuck under the floor of the fnaf building
[Mayor+] ModernArt: lol
[Mayor] Hightech_TR: err
[Mayor+] ModernArt: soso renamed him
I hate it when /ark doesn't work
.*/afk
hand on, let me sue the restroom first 
use*
this guy wrote a question basing it on pokemon
its like
bulbasaur uses razor leaf 40 times
how many times would  you expect it to miss
but this guy being the trainpro he is, said it is impossible
hes like bulba's razer leaf only has 25 PP so its impossible

Vulpicula

(In Mumble P1)
Vulpicula: Maybe if we say Hightech's name three times, he'll join.
Lalaboy: Um
Vulpicula: Maybe Hightech will join, maybe Hightech won't.
[Hightech_TR Entered Channel]
[Muffled laughter from Vulpicula and Lalaboy]
Vulpicula burned to death.
Vulpicula: TIL: Milk does not put out a fire.
[Senator] Vulpicula: Camel: Ardy's system was an utter catastrophy
[Senator] Vulpicula: Ardy: lol
[Senator] Vulpicula: I just love how that played out
Mezzanine? Still not sure what that is.
Is that a type of medicine?
"Mezzanine, the premier cure for irritable bowel syndrome"
AP_Red: What did your coach say about feeding the horse things found on the ground?
Vulpi: "MORE COCAINE?"

Programming in a nutshell, ranges anywhere from "This is quite fun :D" to "DAMN YOU ALAN TURING!"

Everything below my knees is cold and stiff. Send an amberlamps
Derp term for ambulance
(When talking about a RaiLinQ station with a colorful roof) This looks like someone barfed skittles onto the roof

BangtanSky

(Note: RL is Governor)
_SkyBlaze: RL
_SkyBlaze: do you have access to world edit?

BangtanSky drowned whilst trying to escape BangtanSky.

j_universe

HanSangYoon: Miniladies and Minigentlemen,
j_universe0: come see the damage at the rowhouse fires
(unintended)

ToxxicApple

  • Chimpeh's biography would be called ToiletChimps: When Being A Monkey Isn't Enough
  • [ToxxicApple - me (ie. CaptainChimpy)] /r ok sure

Tulsi

  • The Long Face Incident:
-_________________________________________________________
_________________________________________________________-
nuuu!!! the chat cut my face in half!
Tulsi: You will be my funny quotes servant until I get trustee :p
Chief: Nope!
* chiefbozx left the game *
  • [Tulsi -> RedBear47] ...are you going to say you have a crush on me?
Ninjabob1797 joined the game
ModernBitey: hi ninjaboob

(while talking about Fraps) Tulsi: I've used faps before

[Tulsi]: lalalalalalalala
[Lalaboy]: What?
[Member]: So you can't even advertise our server on our server?
[Tulsi]: Hey guys, go join minecartrapidtransit.net! :P
Tulsi joined the game
soso123: wb
[P4] Tulsi: hihih
[P4] Tulsi: woops
[Councillor] Tulsi: hihihi
Tulsi: i just asked my mom to make me coffee for the first day of school and she was like "are you crazy"
TrainPro: lol
soso123: lol
soso123: add that to your quotes Tulsi

PtldKnight

Tulsi: if you had to choose someone on this server that was online rn for president, who would you pick
PTLD: Yoshi
PTLD: no
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game
Tulsi: LOLOLOL
Gonna try out the 69th Catronics Store's elevator
WHAT
*_Ptld fell from a high place*
[ATTN] _Ptld is suing Feline Holdings for negligence

-=Player was Kicked=- Ptld: GgGgGgGgGgGgGgG

Frumple: Ptld please stop Spamming

Random Players: Hi Frumple

Ptld: wut

Frumple: I AM NOT HERE


Ptld: FIRST ONE TO FIND ME GETS $20

godz wants to tp

Ptld: TP IS NOT ALLOWED

cal76: caps

Ptld: CAPS IS ALLOWED

  • Ptld was kicked for "CAPS IS NOT ALLOWED*

34lynx72

  • guests can fly now?
  • CAPTAIN CHOMPY has to compensate me

The_blockmaster

The_blockmaster: -/mail send _frozen it's getting late and I need to leave when will you be on? P.S I am in GMT+1
Camelfantasy: FAYUL
mjpwwf: Failm8
The_blockmaster: When you don't see the color red you know you have failed (/mail)
The_blockmaster: -/mail send _frozen it's getting late and I need to leave when will you be on? P.S I am in GMT+1
Camelfantasy: FAIlx2
(All): Fail
The_Blockmaster: ./me hates CTRL-V

allifarki

[Server] Starting save...

[Mayor] allifarki : I didn't know there was a [Server] rank. :P

[Member] TheMiner_ : XD

[Mayor] allifarki: I didn't know there was a person called Starting Save... either.



[Mayor] Ezzocraft, [Mayor] _alli and [Member] Ben6331 are talking about the Batch 7 Senator Promos

[Mayor] Ezzocraft: Benator

[Member] Ben6331: LOL

[Mayor] _alli: lol

[Mayor] _alli: [Benator] Sen6331

[Member] Ben6331: XD

knowmads7

  • I dont think Notch envisioned kids making entire militarys on MC :P
thomasfyfe: A little busy, I'll be good in 10 minutes or so
knowmads7: for now, you must sit in the bad boy chair tomas
thomasfyfe: cause you said youll be good in 10 mins lol
(talking about the rename of Sprucemount to Frosty Rivers
SoaPuffball: cos spruce- prefix is overrated
Frosty_Creeper10: i'm gonna change my town's name to spruceville
JustFarkie: spruce bay
Frosty_Creeper10: spruce swamps xD
SoaPuffball: pls dont
JustFarkie: spruce sea
Frosty_Creeper10: lol :P
JustFarkie: spruce mooshruum lands
JustFarkie: mooshroom*

Architect_21

I hate the RAVENS
I havent died yet :PPPP
Architect_21 died
Architect: My computer is lag freeee
InDev: nic
*Architect_21 left the game*
*Architect_21 joined the game*
InDev: XD
Architect: aaah I lagged out
Architect: well luckily im sane
Architect: maybe
Architect: sorta
Architect: poosibly
Architect: Ok, not likely
Architect: yeah impossible
Architect: Im not sane
Architect: or maybe I am
Architect: idk
Architect: Yeah Im sane
Architect: I think....... :P

DAMN sheep I told you to get off my BRIDGE

_Kastle was shot by jphgolf4321 using [South Weast Airlines]
Vulpicula: "Weast"
Architect_21: that makes me think of yeast
Architect_21: which makes me think of bread
Architect_21: and then south
Architect_21: makes me think of bread from the south
soso123: Archi
soso123: add that to the quotes
Architect_21: so suddenly
Architect_21: South Weast becomes Floridian Bread
Architect_21: Floridian Bread Airlines
Architect_21: someone should start that.

(Architect goes AFK thinking he left and closed Minecraft)
(9 minutes later)
*Architect_21 is no longer AFK*
Architect_21: wait Im still online
Architect_21: oh
Architect_21: wow
*Architect_21 left the game*
[Senator] Architect_21: lol its an extreme hore 
[Senator] Architect_21: *horse 
[Mayor+] Sirots: LOL
[Senator] Architect_21: ripme

NeonYellow25

ive rode a bike down a kill at like 40 km/h with no brakes and when i crashed into the tree it almost hilled me
Hill*
Killed smh*

AyyLion

I hate when a kill tries to hill me

dope_cheese: s ?
camelfantasy: s ?
camelfantasy: s .
dope_cheese: s .
AyyLion: perhaps s shall be our always (reference to TFIOS)

pools are just colorful public bathrooms

when discussing the proper amount of o's to put in the word "home" when sung by a celebrity in the American national anthem:

*takes deep breath*
*exhales bc I heard the ice cream man brb*
SilverBubble: if i coudl vote, i'd rather elect a dead honest man than a liar or idiot
AyyLion: so you're voting for abraham lincoln?
Skelezomperman: LOL
SilverBubble: yeah!!!

Scopez_x_dynamo

who can make me WORLD TRACE CENTER for $55

LimeYT

look w/eed

DaMarMan111

im poor can i get free supporter?

Sirots

**Sirots asks someone to help him raise a roof a few blocks** 
*15 minutes later*
[Mayor+] Sirots: Thanks to you lazy bums I actually had to do something xD 
[Senator+] camelfantasy: xD 
[Mayor] Sirots: I consider my franchise a lot like Dominos. We were awful at first but then we got really good :P 
FlareGFX died 
Player FlareGFX took their own life. 
[Mayor] Sirots: He was so young...
[Mayor] Moleurs: Advert: Come to Frontier Graphics! We're great at our job and we're free! 
[Mayor] Sirots: Advert: Come to MRT Logo Services! We're BETTER than Frontier Graphics and we charge you money! :P 
[Governor] autobus22: *ignore that spam 
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: saying "ignore it" doesn't change that it happened :P 
[Mayor] Sirots: ./ignore MinecraftYoshi26 :P 
[Governor] mine_man_: xd
[Mayor] Sirots: Hey bert stop spamming with falls, we're having a serious debate here, kthxbyeee :P 
[Mayor] Sirots: Frumple promoted tarhellscouse from member to mod :P 
[Mayor] Sirots: woops I said tarhells instead of tarheels 
[Governor] autobus22: "oh no the tarscouses from hell are attacking" 
[Mayor] Sirots: I am a royaM, the 6th rank in the TRM
[Mayor] Sirots: Wait mineman was Nicki_Minaynay?!?! 
[Mayor] Sirots: For once I'm the only Mayor on right now...
[Mayor] Sirots: This is an important moment in history for Mayorism 


[Trustee] EliteNeon: Is Dabecco in YA 
[Mayor] Sirots: YA? 
[Trustee] EliteNeon: Yaxier Aliance 
[Mayor] Sirots: No. 
[Trustee] EliteNeon: AWPP? 
[Mayor] Sirots: AP_Red Watches People Play? 


[Mayor] Sirots: Baron has a tendency now not to respond to anything I say... :P 
Ortem left the game. 
[Admin] BaronThamesBank: Hey sirots :) 
[Senator] camelfantasy: xD 


When mjpwwf was talking about something he has to do in college: Thanks for the heads up mj. I'll remember that in 4 years!


[Mayor] Sirots: ATTENTION: Dabecco Town Hall will be closed all of today until tomorrow morning at 8AM EST. 
[Mayor] ChimpehrianDance: why? 
[Mayor] Sirots: Because I said so. 


[Mayor] Sirots: This message is brought to you by Donald Frump 
[Guest] SevenBridges: xD 
[Mayor] Sirots: "Dump Trump, choose Frump" 
[Mayor] Sirots: FRUMPLE FOR PRESIDENT! 
[Mod] _hnt: frumple's canadian 
[Mayor] Sirots: ...of the MRT 
[Mod] Omricon: damn it hnt! 
[Mayor] Sirots: Damnit Omricon! Why are you damnit-ing other mods? 
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: :P 
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: Blame hnt 
[Mayor] Sirots: YEAH! LET'S BURN HIS HOUSE 
[Citizen+] ModernArt: lol

TrainPro

TrainPro: well, its now 23:03pm
ROM5419: no such thing as 23:03 pm
ROM5419: only 23:03
  • Monopoly is dangerous. <--- (Trademarked)

AEhub

*when talking about GSM*
it's held once a mountain
month lol
*when AEhub does c then tab and does camelfantasy instead of CortesiRaccoon*
[AEhub -> me]: Hey may Valetta get evaluated for mayor please
[me -> AEhub]: ???
[AEhub -> me]: Lol wrong pm

willywilson123

willywilson123: "at each tim I hic up my heart feel like it pooping out my body"

ezzocraft

*when talking about afc - away from computer*
Achowalogen Fatakchsin Covina?
[Derpy_Melon]: /◦\
[ezzocraft]: if you cant beat em
[ezzocraft]: join em
  • fartwater, rank Smellnator
  • so cheap it also serves the addition of emptying your wallet (referring to _Kastle's station)
AP_Red: Question: I've got a large space in a station, what should I do with it?
_ezzo: close it
SoSo123: LOL
ByteMega: LOL
tomtomy8: big shop
_ezzo: remove it
ByteMega: give it to me
SoaPuffball: add shops
SoaPuffball: mall
SoSo123: put a statue of nicki minaj in it
SoaPuffball: build an airport
ByteMega: demolish it and build a reeducation camp on the site
_ezzo: build an a-road
AP_Red: Probably a gountain
  • the bridge now holds 35 grams of traffic compared to the old bridge's 2000kg
_ezzo: sorry we don't accept war
_ezzo: only cash

MikeRoma

*when talking about pi*
not 2.14 seats
or 3.14 i forget
[Senator] MishkaMan: wait what is going on?
At same exact second
[Member] Derpy_Melon: nothing much mike
[Senator+] Gopher: nothing much mike
[Member] VernCow: did derpy tell you about my famous udders?
Derpy_Melon joined game
[Member] Derpy_Melon: what udders?
[Mayor] HanSangYoon: Derpy did you demote..?
[Senator] camelfantasy: now you notice
[Mayor] HanSangYoon: Im a little confused
[Member] Derpy_Melon: IM GETTING MY RANK BACK TOMMOROW AFTER 2 MONTHS;-;
[Senator] nkF40PH: one time at a roller rink i met a girl who i think liked me
[Senator] nkF40PH: xD
[Senator] camelfantasy: lol
[Mayor] MeloNaeNae: i read that as "licked me" xD
[Senator] camelfantasy: LOL
[Senator] nkF40PH: LOL
[Senator] camelfantasy: that'd be...awkward
[Mayor] MeloNaeNae: Booby
[Mayor] MeloNaeNae: Bobby*
[Mayor] MeloNaeNae: thats not a tranchise co.
[Mayor] MeloNaeNae: franchise
[Mayor] MeloNaeNae: wtf did i type
[Senator] camelfantasy: tranchise
[Senator] camelfantasy: train+franchise
[Senator] Derpy_Melon: Analfantasy, ty for teh gate
[Senator+] MikeRoma: guys remember cocks MUST have an on/off switch
[Senator+] MikeRoma: CLOCKS**
[Senator+] MikeRoma: NOT COCKS

ModernArt

[Lottery] ModernArt just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 1s
[Lottery] Congratulations to ModernArt for winning $206!
[Lottery] There was a total of 20 players buying 93 tickets!

[Mayor+] ModernArt: oh dear my baby brother is eating his foot again
[Mayor+] ModernArt: Lanark tp to me (meant to say Earack)

[Guest]: It's not a fight, it's a friendly discussion.
[Mayor+] ModernArt: yes and NO. It turned from a friendly discussion to a friendly discussion.
[Guest]: Can you not bold?
[Mayor+] ModernArt: sure
I'm riding the MRT by boat :D
help im stuck
_HeavenAngel_ is now AFK.
_HeavenAngel_ is no longer AFK.
[Governor] _HeavenAngel_: lies
[Mayor+] ModernArt: why you always lying
[Mod] Narnia17:WHY USE OBNOXIOUS COLOR CODES????????
later...
[Mayor+] ModernArt: soa why you always trying
[Citizen] SoaPuffball: modern why you always trying
if the soccerball hits the butterburger shop
*fine fine fine*
cash cash cash
knowmads7: moar nukes
ModernArt: Eco-friendly nukes
SoaPuffball: xD
knowmads7: ha

Casey_Jones3

[Councillor+] Casey_Jones3: I mean Ass as in asshold
[Councillor+] Casey_Jones3: ASSHOLe

dope_cheese

dope: I've missed camel every day i've come on here gg
MIKE24DUDE: haven't seen him recently
dope: he was just on 30 mins ago...
 MIKE24DUDE: oh lol
VernCow: right...
camelfantasy joined the game
CaptainChimpy: LOL
  • washingcube, how many lines does nktrain have?
  • ptime @boob
  • i didnt break those holes
  • while building the friendzone box*

dope: i see the future

dope: so close yet...

dope: so far

Ardyan: you see me?

dope: AH

Ardyan: well too bad

dope: dope_ardydick

dope:CRAP

Ardy: LOL

dope: ******duck

ellinas_george

ellinas_george: im exploring lala lolol
lalaboy: that spunded rather wrong wothout the comma

Ninjasaac

Snowdude01: this minechat message is sponsored by aquafina - water, monetized by pepsi Ninjasaac: i like cock Ninjasaac: *coke

bnsfninja

gg
I mean gtg

MRT_Kaizo_Keiho

(In discord after the server crashed)

Ohno... Now minecraft has become completely useless again.

VernCow

Skelezomperman... Frumple's a mod
i mean owner
OWNER
  • I thought that an octopus has 8 testicals.
When VernCow wins the first not a clay challenge.
VernCow: I would also like to give my thanks to my iguana
VernCow: who is sitting on my lap
VernCow: watching me play
VernCow: minecraft
(after a while)
VernCow: I LOVE YOU MOMMY!
  • I once put maturnity instead of maturity in a Mineplex trainee application.
VernCow joined the game.
Frumple: Draw in 1 sec
_Kastle won the last lotto
[Lottery] VernCow has bought 5 tickets!
VernCow: Aww :(
Frumple: This will be the last lotto
Vern won the last lotto
Someone: Kastle (stroke) VernCow won the last lotto
Frumple: No more lottos after this one
[Lottery] SoSo123 has bought 5 tickets!

Yellowitcher

CaptainChimpy: Guys, I know AP's real name!
Someone: I assume there is A and P in it?
Someone else: Adam... Parker?
CaptainChimpy: No :P
(After a while)
Yellowitcher: Arry Potter?
Soso123: Guys do you like Freedon?
MegaMC: Yes.
Yellowitcher: No thanks, I'd rather be a slave :P
Yellowitcher: Who wants a fat in Lutetia?
Yellowitcher: *flat*
SoSo123: me
Yellowitcher: to
SoSo123: I will still buy some fat
SoSo123: I'm so skinny

Thesteakpie

Thesteakpie: *cal76 is hiding*
x cal76 is now AFK.
Derpy_Melon: Only 9,001 players have died in this shaft!
x Thesteakpie tps to Derpy_Melon
x Thesteakpie died
Thesteakpie : make that 9,002, Derp
Camelfantasy: xD
Derpy_Melon: gg
evil_q: XD

Papyrus_17

Papyrus: chief can i have a poulet et croissants?
chief: sure
chief: stand back
[ chief activates schematica's printer ]
Papyrus: WAIT WHAT
Papyrus: WTF IS THIS!!!
chief: magic

EliteNeon

[Member] EliteNeon: ./kill Everyone (except me) who says #NO
[Mayor] Derpy_Melon: #no
EliteNeon Died (By A Mod)
  • RIP in Small [instead of (R)] (Take Dat Ardy)
  • Welcome To [Insert Female Genital Name Here] Land!
  • Donald Trump Can Kiss My Ass!
[P3] EliteNeon: camelfantasy?
[P3] Derpy_Melon: its Canalfentasy
[P3] EliteNeon: Analfantasy?

CaptLincoln

Mike
What are you doing here?
Trying to hit on my sister?

_AngelAlexander_/KevinTheLlama15

  • Application for memer (meant to be member)

Silverbubble

  • wait afk boxing means actually boxing them?
  • (before leaving to take a shower) I kinda smell like shit, bbl.
ModernArt: silver i build a new town in the epsilonian east called Freshwater :D
SilverBubble: is it liek farwater
SilverBubble: but better?


mdbro55

  • mike your staff right

pandg2

  • poloticts is wired

soso123

[Mayor] ByteMega: *bites Adan*

[Citizen] AdanWongCL2: *summons Diemundz aka Superman*

a while later...

Diemundz joined the game.

  • Why aren't black ppl named Black Widows?
  • I hope he won't freeze my account lol

Elsa couldn't control herself


[Citizen] AdanWongCL2: DrainPro

(I forgot who): DrainPro your town should have a lot of drains

(then a lot of people like Toaro and HeavenAngel called TrainPro into a lot of different rhymed    names)

[Citizen] FinnehPleh: Adan

(exactly same second)

[Citizen] AdanWongCL2: ???

[Citizen] FinnehPleh: ?
  • Edited Ricky (meant to be edited wiki)

[Mayor] Toaro: It's not as poor at Ethopia

[Trustee] AdanWongCL2: Not as poor as Utopia

[Mayor] soso123: : Two Stringles.

[Mayor] soso123: One called Stringle55, one called Stringle55. So confusing...

[Councilor] TrainPro: define "confusing".

[Councilor] VernCow: probably brothers or something

[Guest] StringleSS: I don't have a brother

[Mayor] Stringle55: i don't have a brother

(EXACTLY SAME SECOND o_o)

  • If you kiss die you'll die

Starcubed joined the game.

[Mayor] soso123: wb the star cubed into a kottle then grew wings and became a bottle then flew away

[Mayor] Starcubed: lol

[Mayor] soso123: I'm having fever

[Mayor] soso123: Still feeling a bit dizzy...

[Senator] _HeavenAngel_: aww gws

[Mayor] soso123: aww thanks :3

[Mayor] soso123: *admod joins the game*

[Mayor] soso123: Player <insert admod here> kicked soso123 for Go to sleep if your sick.

[Mayor] soso123: *soso123 joins the game*

[Mayor] soso123: no <insert admod here> I got perms from my mommy :(

[Senator] _HeavenAngel_: lol

[Mayor] soso123: welp

[Mayor] soso123: I'ma add that to the quotes

[Senator] _HeavenAngel_: lol
soso123 joined the game.

[Mayor+] Toaro: heya

[Senator] _HeavenAngel_: heya

[P1] soso123: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLL

[Senator] _HeavenAngel_: lol

[Mayor+] Toaro: BOOOOOOOMMMMM

[Senator] _HeavenAngel_: the guest went out like a wrecking ball

[Mayor+] Toaro: of course

[Mayor+] Toaro: BOOM BOOM BOOM
[Mayor] SoSo123: the tv is saying: we explode the zombies to make them fresher (directly translated from Chinese)

[Citizen] tomtomy8: ...

[Senator] BuildPilot: lol soso

[Mayor] SoSo123: jk it's shredded ginger which sounds 100% like zombies in Chinese
[Mayor] SoSo123: Am I acting immature lel

[Trustee] SMB76Spotter: ur acting mature lel

[Mayor] SoSo123: lel guess my age

[Senator]] _HeavenAngel_: 69

[Trustee] SMB76Spotter: ageless

[Mayor] SoSo123: you're both out

[Senator] _HeavenAngel_: I win

[Mayor] SoSo123: goodbye

[Trustee] SMB76Spotter: I win too

[Trustee] SMB76Spotter: yay angels and SMB wins

[Mayor] SoSo123: You're both out of the quiz

[Senator] _HeavenAngel_: xD

[Trustee] SMB76Spotter: xD

SoSo: yay emperor's new clothes
SoSo: A full set of monkey costume
SoSo: That suits my classmate
Chimpy: brb changing skin
CaptainChimpy left the game.


SoSo: Unjinz wanna help with metros?
unjinz: uhhhh
SoSo: what does the fox say?
SoSo: unjinz: uhhhh
unjinz: uhhhh
SoSo: I guess Ylvis got it wrong then xD
unjinz: Ylvis didn't know what they started xD
miney: oh god
DJMC: Foxes bark.
unjinz: not really it's weird
(When _InDev_ is randomly PVP-ing his bro)
SoSo: InDev stop torturing ur bro :(
InDev: shh I'm fighting with a diamond hoe
(When bulba is trying to sleep but he couldn't)
bulba: apparently the moon is fighting against going up
SoSo: Apparently the sun is bullying the moon.
bulba: ...
DoTheKeno_ fell out of the world
SoSo: InDev >:(
InDev: I swear I'm not doing anything
SoSo: stop torturing ur bro xD
Sesh: lol
Chimpy: How pure is New York snow?
SoSo: it's purer than your love to your mama :P
Chimpy: XD
Froggy: LOL soso
*SoaPuffball trolls SoSo by spawning rabbits named "Rebettka" and "Ribbitka"
REBBETKA
This classroom is not for rabbits
*later..
HOLY CRABSTICKS
ITS THE RABBITS
  • to build in my property you need to fly to america and wake up camel
Ardy: drop the bass
SoSo: the bass dropped so hard that all the MRT members fell down from the space world to the games world
Skele: lol
Mossie: Personally I find it better doing last minute revision
SoSo: same but my parents force me to do first minute revision
SoSo: *middle minute revision
Mossie: lol
SoSo: *mid-last minute revision
SoSo123 joined the game.
Heaven: hey sauce
SoSo: hey I'm jam not sauce
Heaven: xD
(trying to define OSC aka Object Show Community)
Octopus Swimming Contest/.'
Octopus Swimming Contest?
SoSo123: raining steak
jphgolf4321: stop raining steak pls
SoaPuffball: wow
Yellowitcher is now afk.
SoSo123: nao yello jello
SoSo123: don't be afk
Yellowitcher left the game.
SoSo123: YELLO JELLO DON'T GO! e_e
dragonbloon419: frosty's production is temporarialy put on hold while I find the locations
SoSo123: lol
SoSo123: there's 1 in stoneedge
SoSo123: do i get money
SoaPuffball: there's one in savacaci
* Lag Spike happens
godziltrain: still max blocks
SoaPuffball: wat
SoSo123: rly?
godziltrain: yup, hende the lag rn
[Media] SoSo123: EXTREME LAG WARNING
SoaPuffball: lol
SoSo123: that came out so late
godziltrain: bit late for that
SoaPuffball: ^
* later
godziltrain: undoing it now, I've got the area so I can clear the land first
SoSo123: ok
* Lag Spike happens
[Media] godziltrain: lag over
[Media] SoSo123: Another lag warning
SoaPuffball: late lol
[Media] SoSo123: SoSo123 is not responsible for sending out late lag messages
godziltrain: yes you are
SoSo123: :(
SoaPuffball: you are lol
* later
godziltrain: just a wee bit
* Lag Spike happens
[Media] SoSo123: I hope this lag warning doesn't come out late
[Media] SoSo123: Damn
SoaPuffball: it does
[Media] SoSo123: SoSo123 is sad right now due to his lag warning keep sending out late
* People are talking about Ben6331
[Governor] SoSo123: Ban6331
[Mod] AlikSong: LOL soso

Retnol/p11

  • I'm near the fly anal bill bored
  • anyone near moms apparatus

Someone - its mons pratus Me - oh


bensismith

when autobus22 asked bensismith to be a tpa beacon:
bensismith: poof!
autobus22: poof!
Much later:
mikefishr: and poof!
mikefishr left the game.
bensismith: its contagious poofing!

Jtrain77

"The purpose of the MRT is to build realistic modern  cities" *Rides a dragon to kessler*
SoaPuffball: tom?
Tom_Pairs: ?
SoaPuffball: can you shock me?
Tom_Pairs: no
Jtrain77: Thou aren't worthy of thy smittenitude
Jtrain77: Welp, I gtg, cya later bai
Itz_Lego: cya
Itz_Lego: last words?
Jtrain77: Last words: Wubba lubba dub dub
Jtrain77 left the game.


dragonbloon419

  • In a PM
For the WhaleLinQ to Welsbury... (I forget the rest)
  • In dcse you couldn;t trell I'm not great at tyyping
*when playing spleef*
first time I lost since I played against armor stands
and yes
I lost to armor stands
by brealing the block under yourself
[Mayor] time2makemymove: who owns chime rail
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: Kenta1651
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: I think
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: numbers may be rwong
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wrongg
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wtong
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wtont
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wron
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: WRONG
When talking about boats
Dragonbloon419: Though it wasn't connected to a dick in Risima until recently.
Dragonbloon419: *DOCK
After making some odd typos
Dragonbloon419: I was typing with one hyand there
Dragonbloon419: Was trying to have a drung
Dragonbloon419: *drug
Dragonbloon419: *DRINK
dragonbloon419: the Frosty's Ice Cream Shop? (named before frosty_creeper :P)
SoaPuffball: and my town double :P
Frosty_Creeper10 joined the game.
SoSo123: OMG SUMMONED
dragonbloon419: wait a moment soso
SoSo123: SUMMONED
SoaPuffball: wb creeper
SoSo123: Dragon! >:(
* SoSo123 proceeds to roast dragonbloon419 for cooking Archi

Aldranster50

  • buttransport me

frogggggg

[Mayor] frogggggg: Soon, you may NEED SOME MILLLK
[Mod] hnt: no frog no
[Mayor] dragonbloon419: no
[Mayor] frankbros: no
OrangeMcBer left the game
[Mod] hnt: bad frog
[Governor] camelfantasy: *frog dies*
[Senator] frogggggg: om nslllllllllllll
[Senator] frogggggg: fail
[Senator] frogggggg: *I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
[Senator] frogggggg: dangit my chicken ran away
[Mayor] HammerDrinksTea: he tried to get to the other side xD
*unjinz sings 'when you try so hard but never succeed'*
[Senator] frogggggg: Naoooo
frogggggg left the game
_InDev_ left the game
2 mintutes later...
No one is listening to you.
[Mayor] frogggggg: guess what, indev?
No one is listening to you.
[Mayor] frogggggg: dangit...
what color is pink?
*****the code
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: booksop
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: shop*
[Senator] frogggggg: BookSoa
  • [Senator+] frogggggg: [Senator+] lagggggg: lag
* frogggggg MM2, coming soon on the 24th of June!! Be there! :D
frogggggg: fail
SoSo123: [Google Forms link] Please join MM2 on 24th June 2017 1PM UTC!
[Media] frogggggg: MM2, coming soon on the 24th of June!! Be there! :D
(in 1.12 update, AFK kick is gone)
* frogggggg is no longer AFK.
* frogggggg has been kicked for being afk for more than 10 minutes
frogggggg left the game.

FredTheTimeLord

_Kastle: also mishka could you have fred move his rail thing underground
MishkaMan: yeah no problem
MishkaMan: fred move your thing underground
FredTheTimeLord: Narnia, could you help me move this?
camelfantasy: i like how you're just passing the job down the line :P
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: Fred, go and **** your Jazz.
[Governor] RLcrafters: .
[Mayor+] ModernArt: i just noticed
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: Oh, a fill in the blank!
[Mayor+] ModernArt: wheres my chocolate bread
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: GG Modern
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to... PLAY my jazz!
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: *summons a saxophone*
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: * F***
[Governor] camelfantasy: kill?
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to FRED my jazz?
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: I can do that
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: FU**
[Mayor+] ModernArt: YAy its HERE
[[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: FUNK my jazz? Okay
[Governor] camelfantasy: GG
[Mayor+] ModernArt: LOL
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: *Makes jazz funky*
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: **C*
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: A C?
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: LICK!
[Governor] camelfantasy: bad
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_o
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_o
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_O
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to LICK my jazz
[Governor] camelfantasy: bad fred
[Mayor+] ModernArt: IMDONE
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: Yh sure, why not?
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: Hey canal 
[Governor] camelfantasy: wat
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: Ya like jazz?
[Governor] camelfantasy: *nukes Bakersville*
  • I have been reborn into a Fred Rail pepper shacker

SMB76Spotter

SMB76Spotter: PSYDUCK IS BAE
SoSo123: PSY? Oh no...
_HeavenAngel_: :o
SMB76Spotter: _HeavenAngel_ IS BAE
_HeavenAngel_: :o
SMB76Spotter: TOARU IS HORNY
_HeavenAngel_: LOL
SoSo123: wat
SMB76Spotter: KEVIN WANTS A SEIZURE
SoSo123: wtf
SMB76Spotter: SoSo123 IS TRIGGERED
SoSo123: wat
SMB76Spotter: LALALALALALALALALALALALA
SoSo123: ...
SMB76Spotter: * dies *
SMB76Spotter died
Player SMB76Spotter took their own life.
SoSo123: we should add that to the quotes
SMB76Spotter: yep
_HeavenAngel_: You shouldn't have eaten those pills
SMB76Spotter: I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA
SoSo123: That MV sucks
SoSo123: The song is terrible too

LithiumMirnuriX

Lithium: City Promotion Is Test A English Skill?
SoSo: xD
Auto: xD
*SoaPuffball is haggling over the price of Lithium's Circo Porto.
[Trustee] LithiumMirnuriX: $25 for arcade and $25 for verification most games
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^-^
[Mayor+] ModernArt: $40 for just an arcade?
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: but for a 11x8 arcade, that's kinda expensive
[Trustee] LithiumMirnuriX: no, $25 for arcade and $15 for basic internet fee
[Mayor+] ModernArt: it's really expensive
[Mayor+] ModernArt: "Basic Internet Fee"
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^

Seastep

_HeavenAngel_: So where are you from steppy?
Seastep: Sorry, I may be afk sometimes
Seastep: So nationality?
*lengthy discussion about the definition of 'nationality'*
Seastep: So my MRT home town is Aviation
Seastep: It is on the NE16 station in the northeastern part of the map
Seastep: It is two stops away from Titsensaki (NE18), the eastern terminus of the Northern Line.
_HeavenAngel_: gg
Seastep: Do I get a cookie for that?
_HeavenAngel_: only crumbs
_HeavenAngel_: 1/10
Seastep: xD
Seastep: Wait, I can't edit
_HeavenAngel_: ?
Seastep: I'm an auto-confirmed user and I'm a Trustee, so I should be able to edit a semi-protected page like Funny Quotes...
_HeavenAngel_: really?
*Seastep checks wiki page again, notices something*
Seastep: nvm
Seastep: I didn't log in
Seastep: XDD
_HeavenAngel_: llel
Seastep: I should add that to Funny Quotes too
Seastep: well it's the fire
SoSo123: no fire here :P
Seastep: lol good
SoSo123: no fire department here too :P
Seastep: lol bad
Seastep: AP?
AP_Red: aye?
Seastep: Could I call you PPAP?
Seastep died
*Soa puts on a dragon head on Seastep while he is editing Funny Quotes. Much later, he tells Sea to do F5.
Seastep: Wait how did you get that onto me?!
SoaPuffball: dispensers
lfpp003: ?
lfpp003: lol
Seastep: ...
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: i have so much unused space
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: dunno what to build here
[Trustee] Seastep: 15 Ice Tea Vendors xD
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: xD
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: lel
*Seastep is raging at Soa for AFK boxing him
OH FFS
SOAAA
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE??
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE???
THE LAMB SAUCE!!!
YOU CAN'T GRILL
WITHOUT LAMB SAUCE
  • cancelling riot because no longer controlled by Gordon Ramsay
Titsenski
Savacaciski
Aviationski
Savacacski
time2makemymove: anyone want to help me out with my glasswork? will pay 10 dollars
camelfantasy: nah, too much of a pane
Seastep: ba dum ass
*talking rather quickly*
Slow down your chat! You're halfway to being muted to spam!
Seastep: I'm apparently half-way to being muted to spam
TheSubway: lel
TheSubway: gg
TheSubway: get muted for spam

ByteMega

[Mayor] ByteMega: How long is the dynmap render?
[Mayor] ByteMega: All answers ranging from one second to one eon is accepted.
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: -1 second
[Mayor] ByteMega: i'm sorry that is invalid
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: :P
[Mayor] ByteMega: that does not fall into the stated category
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: 1.0000000000000001 eons
[Councillor] Steve_Bobs: "Ask Frumple" seconds
[Mayor] ByteMega: i'm sorry but it would be a hassle to stalk his address and book a flight to canada
why is there a husbandry section in advancements
like
include wifery at least

SubwayGamerMC

*in discussion about Guest Quotes and Funny Quotes with Soap and Sea*
SubwayGamerMC: Nobody ever quoted me :(
Seastep: I will quote that
Seastep: Got a Funny Quotes page?
TheSubway: I need a mod now
SoSo123: Everyone does
TheSubway: /summon entity: admod
Seastep: [Broadcast] nao
TheSubway: lel
SoSo123: gg
SoSo123: add that to your quotes

lfpp003

Seastep is raging at Soa for afkboxing him
Seastep: NO SOA
lfpp003: no soap
lfpp003: I should buy some in the supermarket
SoaPuffball: *burns lfpp003 for: no lfpp.
SubwayGamerMC: buy it in the minemarket of desertvew
*singing about Soa for no apparent reason*
lfpp003: what is soap
lfpp003: baby don't clean me
lfpp003: don't clean me
lfpp003: no more (Haddaway - What Is Love)
Seastep: xD
Seastep: ROFL
Seastep: I'm so adding that to Funny Quotes OMG..


Sweetboy13735

(in Discord #general)
CyAmethyst: ...why do I have a feeling that when I go back to Chillington, there will be eggplants everywhere...
Sweetboy13735: 🍆 's CyAmethyst for: Thanks for the name of the town.
*camel reacts with an egg and a plant stem
CyAmethyst: Well... crabcakes
Sweetboy13735: 🍆 's camelfantasy for: egging and planting me.
a bit later...
Sweetboy13735: Do you want to be eggplanted?
CyAmethyst: Do you want a 🍓
Sweetboy13735: 🍆 's CyAmethyst for: I asked you first.

Krokipollo

Man
I can't believe
The first I did
After returning to this server
was to instinctively build a wall
It ain't much yet
But this is going bigger
Getting taller
it's going to make my city great again :*)
(even though it was never great)
  • Some guy named Donald wanted to build a steel wall on the southern border. The wall cost $5000 to build. How many mexicans crossed it?

ryanfriel

*SoaPuffball is planning a 16 floor tall skyscraper, and Seastep is AFK. Both players are [Trustee]s.
[Guest]: where is 16 floor skyscraper
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: in my new town
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: in my new town
[Mayor+] ryanfriel: he is afk
(at the same time)
[Mayor+] ryanfriel: shoot got you guys mixed up

mervynang

deputy mayor role for sale
Price starts at 0

InDev

"Welcome to Pixl! We're a pixel on DynMap!" (On Discord with Seshpenguin)
"Citizens jump in the hoooole!" (On Discord)

CrazyRocketGuy

  • pandg3 was shot by CrazyRocketGuy using [ [Insert Funny Bow Name Here] ]

time2makemymove

i charge 100 dollars per franchise
btw

aviaracer

[Councillor] aviaracer: Love is an open...
[Mayor] SilverBubble: can
[Mod] Narnia17: lala isn't on
[Councillor] aviaracer: oh

SoaPuffball

a floating block is realistic
i shot it with my unrealistic invisible starship
Guest joined the game.
Welcome Guest to the Minecart Rapid Transit server!
SoaPuffball: wb
*Guest has been relogging a lot
[Guest] left the game.
SoaPuffball: Guest joined the game.
SoaPuffball: nope
[Guest] joined the game.
SoaPuffball: lel
SoSo123: add that to your quotes
ModernArt: know can you do some cars for me in Norwest pls?
knowmads7: and yea sure
SoaPuffball: pay him a nuke first then
ModernArt: oh wow
knowmads7: *** lol
SoaPuffball: lol

Mossie_1810

Mossie: one sex i can tp you there
Mossie: oops
SoSo: one sex xD
Mossie: *sec
crepper: o.O
Mossie: xD
SoSo: my dad's back
Mossie: wb dad
SoSo: xD

DoTehKeno

[Trustee] TheFlash966: i won a lottery right
[Trustee] TheFlash966: i have LOTS of $$$
[LOTTERY] DoTehKeno_ just bought 3 tickets!
[Citizen] DoTehKeno_: #Poo
[Trustee] TheFlash966: for some reason I have $436
[Citizen] DoTehKeno_: r

hvt2011

hvt2011 joined the game.
* hvt2011 connected using a mobile device using minechat.
SoaPuffball: "connected using a mobile device..."
SoaPuffball: nuuuu
hvt2011: please hold
hvt2011 left the game.
later...
hvt2011 joined the game.
*hvt2011 should be sleeping right now but isn`t and has connected using an Apple TV using minechat.
Frosty_Creeper10: what is this "thunder" you speak of?
hvt2011: a loud rumbling or crashing noise heard after a lightning flash due to the expansion of rapidly heating air.
SoaPuffball: xD
hvt2011: :P


I_90

  • Now is there an art world? (Old World is being rendered)

Starcubed / Tsarcubed

  • lol what if we told people from HTC to join the MRT (talking to SoaPuffball, HTC is a very different discord server)
Tsarcubed: do you have prostibots? (talking to Know)
knowmads7: no xD
knowmads7: thats perverted
Tsarcubed: SHHHH
Tsarcubed: SH*T
Tsarcubed: SH*T
Tsarcubed: I /CLEARED LALA'S ENDORSEMENT F**K
Tsarcubed: F***
Tsarcubed left the ggame.
Narnia17: you see
Narnia17: i saved a copy
SoaPuffball: :P


Frosty_Creeper10

(talking about the rename of Sprucemount to Frosty Rivers
SoaPuffball: cos spruce- prefix is overrated
Frosty_Creeper10: i'm gonna change my town's name to spruceville
JustFarkie: spruce bay
Frosty_Creeper10: spruce swamps xD
SoaPuffball: pls dont
JustFarkie: spruce sea
Frosty_Creeper10: lol :P
JustFarkie: spruce mooshruum lands
JustFarkie: mooshroom*
  • I'm gonna name my next town Oatmeal
  • "Most of this mall is Sheimoria's Franchises" mall (put in a sign in Creeperville)

London150

London150: People of the MRT: Do NOT send bills to me!
(SoaPuffball fills his mailbbox with empty maps named "Bill")
London150: WHO SENT BILLS TO ME!!!! *caps*
London150: I'm not paying THEBILLS!
(people start to fill his mailbox with potatos/carrots named "Memes" or papers named "Bills4Lyfe" and maps named "Bill")

_AngelKevin_

  • watch out for my body rolls

Camelicano

SoaPuffball: camel2?
Camelicano: There is only one camel
SoaPuffball: because the other one is a fantasy?
Camelicano: and there is only one Camel 
One with a capital C and one without xD

sheimoria

JustFarkie is now AFK.
ModernArt is now AFK.
sheimoria: wb 2x
SoaPuffball: lel
sheimoria: wait they're afk lmaoooo
SoaPuffball: ^
CyAmethyst: Two people go AFK, and he wb's them both to AFK Land
Frosty_Creeper10 joined the game.
SoaPuffball: wb f r o s t y
sheimoria: eww a prosty

nicbrats: sexist sheim [Member] sheimoria: wait what? sheimoria: oh right hes a gurl Needn_NL: No she isn't ready camelfantasy: "hes a gurl" time2makemymove: i saw it shei :D its great nicbrats: "hes a gurl" CaptainChimpy: "he's a gurl" camelfantasy: *quotes* sheimoria: thanks! Needn_NL: "he's a gurl" sheimoria: wait no shes a boy camelfantasy: wat time2makemymove: xD Needn_NL: XD camelfantasy: *brain explodes* hvt2011: wat time2makemymove: lmao nicbrats: really makes you think sheimoria: its 2017 guys

Halfy_Crafty

Halfy_Crafty: ok cya i furnished it the way i like
CyAmethyst: ty
SoaPuffball: bai halfy
Halfy_Crafty: lel