Real News Media
| Real News Media | |
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| Staff | |
| CEO | PaintedBlue |
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| Founded | December 29th, 2020 |
| Parent Company | Leaning Branch Studios, a part of EnCorp |
Real News Media is a media service dedicated to bringing you quality news stories to your eyes for viewing or something idk. This is a subsidiary of Leaning Branch Studios.
| Random Guy Becomes Bored, Almost Launches Nuclear Missile |
At [TIME WITHHELD] on [DATE WITHHELD], a worker at [REDACTED] by the name of [NAME WITHHELD] became suddenly bored after doing literally nothing. [NAME WITHHELD] mentioned that "It just happened randomly, like I usually get bored sometimes when there is nothing to do, but I had plenty to do! It just happened suddenly out of the blue for no reason". He then decided to randomly attempt to launch an intercontinental ballistic missile from the nearby silo in an attempt to do something fun. Unfortunately for him, the missile required two people to launch. He also said it was even more bored doing so. Officials from [DATA EXPUNGED] continue to search for further info on this event.