Survey Says Think Tank is a think tank dedicated to releasing trustworthy studies for organisations on the mrt to use.
Bribes
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Eastern Airways
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Studies
Yellow, Orange and light grey favourite plane colours
- Studies say people will ride on planes that are yellow, orange and light grey 200% more than other coloured planes.
- Studies say prices are cheaper on yellow, orange and light grey planes. Survey Says Think Tank is still investigating why.
- Studies say amazing cities tend to have more yellow, orange and light grey planes in them.
Mossack Fonseca has great transportation services
- Studies say Mossack Fonseca is a great taxi service from Zaquar to Central City.
- Studies say Mossack Fonseca is the fastest way to get from WOI to spawn.
- Studies say Mossack Fonseca does not instal CCTV into all taxis to secretly snatch your passwords whilst on your phone.
IntraRail larger than EBTC Commuter
- Studies say IntraRail has more stations than EBTC Commuter.
- Studies say IntraRail carries more passengers than some other transportation companies.
- Studies say IntraRail goes to more cities than EBTC Commuter.
Light-speed physics is strange
- Studies say all objects traveling at light speed do not follow normal physics.
- Studies say trains teleport when going at light speed instead of crashing into corners and burning and dying.
- Studies say plane and bus travel is still to be investigated.
Onions are better than radishes
- Studies say onions are in more foods than radishes.
- Studies say radishes are too colourful.
- Studies say onions are funnier.
IntraShare is just as corrupt as Uber
- Studies say IntraShare only ruins lives like Uber does.
- Studies say IntraShare by this logic should be fine as the many people left jobless after 20 years of technology is realistic.
- Studies say IntraShare's ghost cars are highly liked by serial killers.
Forest Mini Golf cures arthritis
- A study says more elderly people play golf than youth.
- A study says these observations prove that elderly people are being cured faster than youth.
- A study says golfing is now being prescribed at clinics as a cure for arthritis.
The MRT is a simulation
- A study says the flags at central park are fake because of the wind.
- A study says the spontaneous joining and leaving of players prove there is an outside world.
- A study says none of this actually contributes to the outside world and is instead a prison for innocent souls. More investigation is needed to find what an outer world would be like.
Jail is useless
- A study says criminals and wrong-doers who are sent to prison can escape easily.
- A study says criminals have micro-chips implanted in their heads which allow them to teleport to homes and a park.
- A study says prisons need to be protected by astrophysicists monitoring space-time for disturbances.
Frost Walker proves climate change hoax
- A study says climate change's existence would not allow armour to counjour ice when traveling oceans.
- A study says that this ice would melt too quickly.
- A study says that climate change is too weak to stop hoards of travellers at night traveling oceans in the North East.
Bakersville Optical Nightmare
- A Study finds Bakersville citizens blind.
- A study finds them in desperate need of glasses.
Bakersville IQ Nightmare
- A Study finds Bakersville citizens give up easily.
- A study finds they need to stop jumping to conclusions.
All studies have a sample size of 1 and a margin of error of 100%.