The Chandelier/Archives

Here are the past news of The Chandelier.

Headline	Text
Narnia17 gets sent back to Narnia	Narnia17 was shocked when he heard the news. His mama happily took him back to his homey, Narnia. Utopia is permantly given to jphgolf4321. In memory of Narnia17, jph decided to replace Utopia with 194818 South Weast Charter Planes.
Lilian Disney Ampitheatre Closed Due To Donald Duck Wasting Firework Money	Lilian Disney Ampitheatre in Konawa is closed. Daisy was found shocked in the female toilet by different female workers.
Freedon Closes Town Hall	The mayor of Freedon, SoSo123 decided to close his town hall due to RickyLi griefing his office which isn't his now. He will be sent into his own house. Yellow didn't finish renovating his house btw
Alik treats Freedon as a shooting range	Alik was found in Freedon, happily and rapidly firing at the buildings of Freedon, saying: "I feel so happy that there is a perfect shooting range like this! I can finally shoot stuff as I want!"
lfpp003 found protesting in Valetta	lfpp003 is found protesting in Valetta, as he is angry how DesertView is not promoted to Senator but Valetta is. "DesertView is two times bigger than Valetta! How's that possible?"
Creeperface's cafe has permanently closed in everywhere	Creeperface's cafe has permanently closed in everywhere due to workers escaping from work and creeperface not being a creeperface.
Hummingbird Islands gets blown up by _Kastle	Today, _Kastle went angry at Yoshi, because Yoshi wouldn't let _Kastle to join his building contest. _Kastle decided to blow up Hummingbird Islands as revenge.
Frumple finally decided to make a franchise	Frumple finally decided to make a franchise, selling tacos with fresh maple syrup and bacon from Canada.
Mount Randame erupts	Mount Randame, a volcano north of Tranquil Forest has erupted today. Tranquil Forest is completely eliminated from the world.
Covina declares war to Achowalogen Takaschin	We were told that Covina declares war to Achowalogen Takaschin for not saying that Covina is a large city on a billboard.
mjpwwf gives up on waffles	mjpwwf decided to stop having waffles for all 3 meals and have tacos instead.
Falloway gets auctioned by thomasfyfe	Hacker guests changed signs in Falloway saying that the mayor is TrainPro, and now thomas has to auction his own town.