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This page contains all of past published titles and locations of articles, news briefs, and photos from The Radish.

Articles

  • Narnia17 Decides To Get Pizza As Soon As Hackers Come On The Server - Utopia
  • Cal76 Prepared For Re-Election After Presiding Over Zero Cases - Waverly
  • How IntraShare Deceived The Authorities Worldwide - Covina
  • New Forms Of Life Found In Space World - Achowalogen Takachsin
  • Whodunnit? Host Actually Dunnit - Gund Valley
  • Sheep Contemplating His Future After Being Stuck Under A Road - Achowalogen Takachsin
  • Central Park Infected With Flu-Like Virus - Central City
  • Secret GSM To Be Held This Thursday - Soiled Solitude
  • SoSo123 Commits Treason After Breaking Own Law - Stoneedge
  • Another Mayor Breaks Own Law But Is Sentenced To Death: FredTheTimeLord - Bakersville
  • Mjpwwf Enacts New History Curriculum In Danielston - Danielston
  • United Cities Actually Doing Things Now - Central City
  • MRT Green Party Decides To Go Nuclear After Election Results - Armada
  • City-State Of Kitania Shows Off Bombs Used By Terrorists In Front Of Large Crowd - Kitania
  • Tom_Pairs Solely Resolves Lag Issue While All Mods Twiddle Their Thumbs - Games World
  • Environmental Terrorist Group Exposed By GSM Documents - Rank Resort
  • An Insight Into Fake News: How MBS Does It - Nippia
  • Summary Of The Week: Things Hit The Fan Quick - Stanwood, Okok City, Camino, Zaquar, Central City, New Bakersville City, Musique
  • Known Tax Evader MinecraftYoshi26 Promoted to Admin, Now Evades Taxes Legally - Central City
  • BREAKING: Four Gates at Deadbush Edgecliff Airport Drop Off Radar - Deadbush
  • dO nOt RePoRt ThIs To PaPeR - tHiS iS nOt A bUg Or A cRaSh - Central City
  • Arcadia Issues Statement Regarding Damage That Losing By Four Points Can Cause - Arcadia
  • Answering The Questions Of The Invisible Undecided RoE Voter - Epsilon International Airport

News Briefs

Headline Text Publication Date
Cal76 Shocked To Hear Donald Trump Is President Gasping when he heard this news, cal76 was not ready for this. March 3, 2017
That Building You Just Built Looks Dumb Everyone's thinking it and you're not going to know until you get denied for Senator. March 3, 2017
_Kastle Decides To Make Central Park Castle Themed Just To Make Bad Pun The park is set to be walled in with no way to get out. All warps are set to change and warp back to spawn. March 3, 2017
Hvt2011 Believes That He Will Get Train Platform At Evella KittyCat11231 was laughing hysterically. March 3, 2017
Frumple Learns That Spawn City Exists "I didn't think we were that bad of builders..." March 3, 2017
Guests Now Given World Edit But Still No Building Permission Guests can now set the server to air but still can't break a minecart. March 3, 2017
Centralist Party Leaders Call For Execution of All Stevens They claim that the spelling "Stephen" is correct and should be the 2017 Oxford Dictionary Word of The Year. March 3, 2017
EliteNeon Finds It Difficult To Think Of Satire Ideas "What about a bombing story?" March 4, 2017
Radish Article Validity Called Into Question Hvt2011's station was removed from Evella and MinecraftYoshi26 was shocked to hear that his reporting was now inaccurate. March 4, 2017
Sally Sells Seashells By The Seashore And Gets Warning For Loitering Sally has been smuggling seashells for the past seven years. March 4, 2017
Fail PMs Now Trademarked And Stocks Are Up With the ride in Fake PMs, a company was created to trademark them and their stocks are rising rapidly. March 4, 2017
New Staff Emergency Channel Has Helped Alert Members About Insane Bargain Sale At Catronics "STAFF HELP!!! THESE DEALS ARE INSANE!!!! THESE AMAZING DEALS SHOULD BE BANNED!!" March 5, 2017
Akane Airport Announced To Be Open After Two More Redos The plan is to destroy the whole airport twice again before settling on a design. March 5, 2017
Airchester Set To Be Stacked To Make 90th Floor Puzzle Map CortesiRaccoon recently asked for stacking Airchester to make a new version of MinecraftYoshi26's elevator puzzle maps. March 5, 2017
Utopia Plans To Pave Over Whole Town To Make Room For 1000 South Weast Charter Planes Narnia17 is set to make sure that there are no duplicate flights in his new expansion. March 5, 2017
The Mole 8 Set To Have Real Moles As Contestants A lot of members were wanting The Mole to come back, but not in this way. March 6, 2017
New Guest Is Actually From Planet Minecraft "no im serious im from planet minecraft give me op!!!!" March 6, 2017
Caelus Looking For New Employees Just As Efficient As They Aren't They are looking for something who can actually get a plane working for once. March 6, 2017
_Kastle's New Road Will Feature 5 More Bridges _Kastle is planning to make the 101 have bridges that go over cities that he doesn't like. March 6, 2017
SoSo123 Learns That /r Exists "This will save me so much time and energy, I can finally pursue my acting career!" March 7, 2017
Central Park Competition Winner Chosen Early: Frumple Just like the lottery, Frumple did NOT rig the contest. March 7, 2017
Dragonbloon419 Expected To Join Radish Writers "I used to think that The Radish was untrustworthy, but then I learned how great their reporting is." March 7, 2017
Baseball02 and Narnia17 Still Yet To Find Hopper Cart Baseball02 and Narnia17 have been in Robin's Hill looking for the cart for about 844 days thus far. March 7, 2017
Autobus22 Hiccups While MinecraftYoshi26 Shrugs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ March 8, 2017
WaffleHouse Now Has 'Buy One Waffle, Get A B-Road For Free' "If you call now, we'll throw in a second road!" March 8, 2017
Everybody Forgets To Attend United Cities Crucial Meeting Everyone did not attend the meeting that would have either saved or split the United Cities. March 8, 2017
The Radish Detests New Fake News Organizations The Radish has stated that the new fake news organizations popping up should be ashamed that they are sharing lies. March 8, 2017
KIA Has Many Black Vans With No Plates This was intented to be a whole article originally but the writer ended up being taken away in a black van with no plates. March 8, 2017
"Ya Like Jazz?" Copyrighted By Mine_Man_ After the excessive usage, he thought he could make money off of this after he copyrighted "yee". March 16, 2017
A30 Set To Be Built Floating Above Hummingbird Islands The road was not allowed to go onto the Hummingbird Islands so it instead will be floating over with no supports, like the Circle Line. March 16, 2017
Covina Parking Garage Catches Fire According to KittyCat11231, "this was NOT arson NOT by Mossack Fonsecca". March 16, 2017
A30 Finally Getting Built After Getting "Crappy Office" After not being built for a month, the United Cities roads committee started construction because "we ain't gettin' a crappy office." April 23, 2017
_Kastle To Make All Covina Builds Floating Since he got Mod, _Kastle is set to start the same process of "Making Utopia Great Again", but not going to bring the builds down. April 23, 2017
Dragonbloon419 Suspected Of Stealing Votes In UC Election Some voters were surprised that dragonbloon419 got more votes than PtldKnight and have sued. April 23, 2017
World Is Ending As UC Roads Committee Actually Working On Road Legend holds that that the world would end before the United Cities Roads Committee would get A30 done. April 25, 2017
Epsilon Land Deniers Riot To "Wake Up Sheeple" "It's all a ploy by the Chinese to get their gay agenda to Frumple!" April 25, 2017
New Game Show "Whodunntheamazingmolebrother?" Revealed By MinecraftYoshi26 The new game will have contestants race while figuring out a Mole but also having drama. The show is set to end with MinecraftYoshi26 killing everyone. April 25, 2017
_Kastle Wins The Mole 8 And Causes Poverty It is well known that the prize money for the Mole is stolen from the poorest players on the server. May 7, 2017
UC Members Delaying Closing Voting Totally Not For Advantage "HURRY VOTE BEFORE I CLOSE IT! THIS IS LEGAL I SWEAR AND NOT POLITICALLY MOTIVATED AT ALL!" May 7, 2017
The Amazing Race 7 Will Happen "Eventually" MinecraftYoshi26 has publicly stated that it will happen "eventually or like whenever I feel like it idk" May 7, 2017
Frumple Declares Everyday As Taco Day Don't be fooled - The day will consist of taxes on everyone. May 20, 2017
Major League Spleef Revealed As Pyramid Scheme The new game that has swept the server has also swept the pockets of unsuspecting competitors. July 9, 2017
Frumple Announces Shutting Down Server Due To Virus Outbreak "The virus, "spleef" as some people call it, is spreading rapidly...and the only way to save people is to shut down the server so they don't get infected!" July 9, 2017
Mikefishr Comes Out Of Closet Mikefishr had lost some of his valuables and entered his closet to find them. Once finding them, he proceeded to come out of it, announcing that he is proud to have found his stuff. July 9, 2017
93 New Trial Moderators Hired "There were so many average members that we couldn't choose, so we hired them all!" August 19, 2017
Hvt2011 Will Uphold Libertarian Values After getting Trial Mod, hvt2011 has said he will use his power to uphold libertarian values. August 19, 2017
Jphgolf4321's Not Secret Road To Central City Approved Jphgolf4321's road that will plow through all of Central City was approved under the condition that it will actually make the city relevant other than just being spawn. August 19, 2017
Frumple: "The Radish is not official news" Frumple has shown his support for The Radish and deemed it the MRT's official news source. August 20, 2017
CortesiRaccoon Becomes New Walking Billboard Under contract, every sentence that CortesiRaccoon says must contain the word "Mineplex" at least once. August 20, 2017
Furries Slowly But Surely Take Over MRT Government "The furries are taking over government positions. Resistance is futile." August 20, 2017
MRT Mail Hub Found To Contain Thousands Of Villagers The culprit seems to be an unnamed mail staff who has secretly said they were "testing something". September 19, 2017
God Decides To Hit Kitania With Storm Out Of Boredom "I mean nothing else was really going on on the server so let's terrify people." September 19, 2017
MC_Dunc Prepares To Break AFK Record MC_Dunc has been recently training to break the record being AFK on the server for the longest. The previous record holder was camelfantasy. September 19, 2017
United Cities Is Renewed For Another Season The popular drama show, the United Cities, has been renewed for another season. The show has been compared to that of Jersey Shore or The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. September 28, 2017
Leaked Info Should Be Ignored No Matter How Bad "EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT THE NSA YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW SO YOU CANT TALK ABOUT IT LALALALALALALALALALA," said the government. September 28, 2017
United Cities Election Postponed Until It Is No Longer Deemed As A Lost Cause Since the United Cities has done nothing since its inception besides making roads, building canals, making parks, test a political system, and create healthy debates, the upcoming election is postponed. September 28, 2017
Role Playing Banned As People Think It Is Real According to staff, role playing is now banned on the server as too many guests come on and think that the wars are real. December 16, 2017
New Holiday Ranks Based On Commercialized Christmas Some ranks include [Minimum Wage Paid Cashier], [Mall Santa That Just Wants Money], and [Toy That Fell Off The Shelf That No One Wants]. December 16, 2017
The Server Has Two Admins I mean, the server really has two admins at this point. Think about it. Just think about it. December 16, 2017
JohnNotTech & Soleurs Announce Leave From Caelus Bestmate66 was angry that they left and had taken all of the active flights. He states that he will not talk to them or he will leave, due to his dislike towards words. January 5, 2018
Colaja953 Becomes Admin After Being "A Nice Guy To Talk To" "Looking back, he's a really nice guy to talk to and is very quick to respond, and that's why he's our next admin!" said Frumple. January 5, 2018
Miner_Tod Promoted To Admin After Being Very Active & Continues His Activity Streak Miner_Tod, after being on the server for 14 hours over the past three months, was named as the newest admin due to his ability to interact with the community. January 5, 2018
New Canal Features Figure 8 And Must Plow Through Central City The route is the most efficient way to travel and prevents a hideous sight on dynmap. January 21, 2018
Omricon And Ortem Declared Active Enough For Admin Promotion "After giving another excuse why they aren't here for the past few years, we thought we'd give them one more chance by giving them Admin!" January 21, 2018
World Border Now Large Wall Of Bedrock Since figuring out where the world border is caused a large quantity of issues (such as famine and poverty), a new, beautiful border is set to be made. January 21, 2018
Non-Radish News Sources Are Wrong Because We Read A Lot Of Other Sources The Radish is the best news organization as we are smart because we read many sources. January 25, 2018
Being Passive Aggressive Is The New Way To Compliment The new norm to making someone feel nice is to insult them, but in a subtle way. January 25, 2018
Mercury203 Gets Unbanned After Everyone Feels Sympathy "After him joining a bunch of time, I finally realized that he is right. Plus, I feel bad 'cause it seems like he has nothing better to do." January 25, 2018
Insulting Voters Best Way To Win Election, Study Finds "You probably have never EVEN SEEN LAWS BEFORE! I'VE SEEN LIKE TWO MORE THAN YOU HAVE! Vote for me cause I'm more experienced." March 28, 2018
Washingcube Given Premier Because Nktrain Is Funny "He made a funny joke once so I thought he deserved Premier." March 28, 2018
Time Zone Rights Act Passed In United Cities The new Time Zone Rights Act ensures that certain time zones are not discriminated against through horrendous, unreasonable means. March 28, 2018
The Mole Is Just A Pyramid Scheme "It isn't a pyramid at all! You're making a mountain out of a mole hill! We just make money not legally!" April 18, 2018
Staff Member Who Banned You Must Now Finish Your Town For You With a new law enacted at the most recent GSM, the staff member who banned any player must complete that player's town until it gets Premier. April 18, 2018
Omricon, Ortem, and BaronThamesBank Receive Member Rank "They're new right? Like, they just joined the server that's how they're member, right? I've never seen them before." April 18, 2018
The Server Has Two Admins I mean, the server really has two admins at this point. Think about it. Just think about it. May 3, 2018
Economists Project Mole Pot To Go Into Negatives Based off of many economists' projections, the winner is projected to owe the show money if they win. May 3, 2018
AlikSong Becomes New Staff Member "AlikSong's the new mod, right? Like he just became staff and was member before?" May 3, 2018
Chiefbozx Sues Frumple For Saying His Name During GSM "He didn't ask to say my name, so I'm suing him for libel." May 5, 2018
Mods Now Not Allowed To Speak Ever Mods have been banned from speaking, because of how it runs the risk of backseat administrating. May 5, 2018
AlikSong Confirmed As New Admin After AlikSong resigned, it was revealed that his nomination was himself. May 5, 2018
Winter Olympics To Make Internet Crashing A New Sport "After we saw mine_man_ constantly crashing, we were amazed how great he could do it!" June 14, 2018
New Security Agreement Loses Interest In Self "Yeah I'm bored and, honestly, can I just withdraw from both servers?" June 14, 2018
WATER IS TURNING THE FROGS GAY It's 2 a.m., and I'm not sure how exactly, but I'M SURE OF IT! June 14, 2018
United Cities Ballots Now Come With Ads Strangely, all of the advertisement space on the ballots were bought by one of the candidates. June 28, 2018
Oh Shit, The United Cities Is Suddenly Important "As soon as I saw United Cities/Resolutions spammed in Recent Changes, I knew some shit went down." June 28, 2018
Player Who Just Received Member Votes On Whether To Close The Server "I mean I just got here but I was told to vote yes for no reason I think?" June 28, 2018
Banned Players Allowed Back On Server And Given Special Tags Banned players are allowed back onto the server, based on their argument of their right to see what was going on on the MRT. June 29, 2018
Lever Used To Turn On Redstone Lamp Is Wrong A lever, directly connected to a redstone lamp, was deemed as a lighting system that was unclear. June 29, 2018
Conspiracy Theorist Actually Correctly Predicted Doomsday "YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY!! SEE I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN!! NEXT XENU WILL COME FOR US ALL!!!!" June 29, 2018
Southwold International Aiport Set To Have 5000 Gates The gates are set to be two by two gates and three stories of gates. The airport's plan will be within the current airport rules. August 8, 2018
Big Brother 3 Is The Pilot Program For Server-Wide Surveillance Frumple has teamed up with MinecraftYoshi26 and called for Big Brother 3 as a way to invade people's privacy. August 8, 2018
The Server Has More Than Two Admins Wait, what? August 8, 2018
PvP Arena Classes All Become Villager "To balance out the classes, I've decided to make all options the same bad class!" August 25, 2018
Couch Crowned As Big Brother 3 Winner A couch was crowned winner of Big Brother 3, after a close vote against a lamp. August 25, 2018
Global MRT Meet-Up Set To Occur In Ashgabat, Turkmenistan After calculating all the locations of people who have joined the MRT, the center location was chosen in Turkmenistan. August 25, 2018
Yes, The United Cities Is Still A Thing Wait, really? September 2, 2018
Date For Funeral Service For Disappearing Armor Stands Announced Though the glitch was fixed in 1.8, a service for the continually disappearing armor stands is planned to occur next Saturday. September 2, 2018
Communism Is IN! With the rise of cities involving themselves in communism, it's been declared as the new rad thing! Tubular! September 2, 2018
New PvP Arenas Set To All Be Floating Island Sequels "Since PA 12 was so popular, all of the new ones are remakes of it!" September 14, 2018
Batch System Has New Voting Categories The city promotion batch system has the staff give a score out of 10 from the categories such as "Blocks Used" and "Blockiness". September 14, 2018
Satire: Use Of Humor, Irony, Exaggeration, Or Ridicule To Expose And Critique People's Stupidity Or Vices This isn't news. We thought we should just leave the definition of satire here for people who need help in knowing what it is. September 14, 2018
Hypixel Housing Plugin Added On MRT Hypixel's housing has been added to the MRT, with its first instance in Murrville. We've been told it's the new fad. Rad! September 16, 2018
MRT Mail Placed Under Quarantine After Dirt Block Spam "This spike in the sending of dirt blocks is alarming and we've sent our investigative team to find the culprit of this heinous crime!" September 16, 2018
Survivor Is The Best Upcoming Game And You Should Apply This headline was NOT bought as an advertisement by AyyLion. This content is not sponsored. September 16, 2018
Oh No, Cortesi Has Another Airport He Can Redo 10 Times Cortesi has unveiled Murrville's larger airport, and you know what that means. September 21, 2018
All Roads To Be Renamed B13 "It's such a popular name, that it makes the most sense for all of them to be named that." September 21, 2018
Too Many People Winning Parkour Cortesi was visibly upset when multiple people won a game that had a tempting conclusion. September 21, 2018
New Fad: Political Compasses Political compasses are th- wait, really? THAT'S the new fad? Things have really gone downhill. September 22, 2018
Post This Message On 10 Wiki Pages Or Your Minecraft Will Be DDoSed BNN! scared us with big words, so we did it. September 22, 2018
Something Is Happening In Zaquar It's probably some kind of war or something with that Parking guy doing something again. We're honestly unsure of what's going on. September 22, 2018
Bryce_am Is Sure Total Populace Is Wrong About Server Opening Date The inactive member of bryce_am has called into question whether or not the server opened in 2012, an event he was not there for. October 13, 2018
United Cities Pushes Legislation To For New Cross-Server Highway "We've had such an inactive membership, so we've forced them to work because we're 100% confident that it will make them want to do things quicker." October 13, 2018
The United Cities Will Be Fine, Says Voter Who Hasn't Looked At The Candidate List "We can't dissolve the UC now! The next election and 274 will fix or end it all professionally!" October 13, 2018
Dirt Block Goes For $10,001 In Auction "I'm sure this is totally cost-efficient and not a waste of money whatsoever!" December 21, 2018
Surge Of Emoji Uses Due To Discord Nitro Is Secretly A Big Ad For Emoji Movie 2 After Discord Nitro was widespread, the MRT's Discord channels were flooded with animated emojis. It has been revealed that the Emoji Movie's PR team has paid for the surge in usage. December 21, 2018
New Virus Named "Deadbush" Found By Researchers At the recent GSM, Frumple announced that the Staff had found a new, fast-spreading virus called "Deadbush" that would build on anything in its vicinity. December 21, 2018
I Guess We Have To Report Something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ All other alleged satirical news organizations posted so I guess we have to as well. April 30, 2019
'"Satire" Voted As Most Complicated and Confusing Subject on MRT Satire is big mean :( April 30, 2019
BossOfGames Is Back For Real This- Wait Never Mind He's Been Offline For 9 Days Did you guys know he came back??? Did you??? I bet you didn't!!! April 30, 2019
New GSM Format Perfect With No Flaws The GSM today ran smoothly and took place for a reasonable amount of time, according to a member who joined 4 hours late. June 9, 2019
Central Park Has Too Many Signs And Not Enough Information "Guests don't find enough information at spawn! Wait, stop adding signs! Too many signs at spawn!" June 9, 2019
Space World Fan Club Ecstatic Over GSM Decision The club, consisting of a whopping four members, were heard cheering when the decision was made. June 9, 2019
Mature Channel Kicks Off As Expected When it's named 'mature', was it ever going to really be 'mature'? June 10, 2019
Betting Season Opens With How Long Until A Post Crosses The Li- Nevermind Looks like it took two and a half hours. June 10, 2019
Mature Channel Allows For New, Mature Discussions You know, for stuff like alcohol and weed, which has definitely never been discussed in general chat before. June 10, 2019
Megascatterbomb Fails To Get Admin By 4 Points He failed to receive the 4 points after being nominated by Seshpenguin. August 5, 2019
Megafro Becomes Latest Admin By Accident After typing 'mega' to promote, Frumple pressed tab while Megafro was on and promoted him to Admin instead of megascatterbomb. Looks like there's no going back on that. August 5, 2019
Just_robinho & Godzilltrain Resign For Brexit Campaign "To make sure Brexit is carried through, we need to make a statement everywhere!" August 5, 2019

Photo Of The Day

FlyArctic Rolls Out New Standards On Pilots
March 5 - FlyArctic requires that all pilots must take at least five selfies during each flight to ensure they are not asleep. Additionally, each plane will contain an atomic bomb and will be used if necessary.
Flying Spaghetti Monster Tribute Made In Central Park
March 6 - A tribute to the religion was made in Central Park by _Kastle. The tribute features spaghetti in a gay atomic bomb that farts rainbows.
Godzilltrain Burns Down Town In Frustration
March 7 - After his frustration with how the city rank system is being handled grew, godzilltrain burned down Segville in protest. His so-called "communist apartments" were still on fire when news teams arrived. Godzilltrain says that if there is no reform, he will burn the rest of his whole town down.
Bus Parks Itself Inside Too Small Of A Tunnel
March 8 - After Project ReBus on the Old World, more and more bus lines are running. The limited parking spots have led to buses parking in weird locations. This bus was parked near Alturas and didn't know where to park and ended up parking in a tunnel obviously too small for it to fit in.
KIA Captures Greenplain Sniper In Nippia
March 9 - The KIA spotted someone suspicious with a sniper outside of Nippia's city hall and confronted a not-so secret agent with their agency labeled on their sniper. The sniper ended up getting jailed in the location where he was and the weapon burned on sight. The KIA plans to hold a rigged trial where he will be found guilty.
Frumple Found With Axe And Blood In Old World Admod Building
March 10 - Frumple was found in the old Admod building with blood and an axe on the carpet. Frumple says that the reason he had blood was that he had cut himself. When asked why there was a dead body nearby, he said that it was a cow's carcass because he always had a dream of becoming a butcher.
Plane Takes Off With Jet Bridge From MRT Regional Airport
March 11 - After a few passengers got onto the plane, the pilot saw that he was late and decided to take off without all the passengers with the jet bridge. The pilot took off with the jet bridge included and landed at Elecna Bay International Airport with the jet bridge still attached. The pilot was dissatisfied that he was still late.
KittyCat11231 and _MajorMagpie_ Merge To Become One Person
March 12 - KittyCat11231 and _MajorMagpie_ were a part of a science experiment that morphed the two minds into one with a horrifying result on their face. The two have been merged into one and is half British and half American. KittyMagpie will not be on the server and only showing up at GSMs to work on IntraRail. In the background is a BenieMagpie who came on the server to say hi then shortly left.
No News
March 16 - Due to the lack of news in the past few days, The Radish and other news organizations have not posted any news or photos. MBS is set to create news by burning down a parking structure in Covina.
Godzilltrain Flies New Cheese Plane
April 23 - Governor godzilltrain is the first person to fly the new cheese plane introduced by Caelus Airlines. The new swiss cheese plane has 5,000 holes and is set to be introduced to all airports in May.
Soleurs Breaks Sad News To Tom_Pairs That UC Security Council Is Gone
April 25 - Soleurs ran on to tell Tom_Pairs that the United Cities Security Council was gone. Soleurs plans to make Tom_Pairs force the United Cities to put the Security Council back or give all members of the United Cities warnings.
FEMA Car Bombs Melrose As Test
May 7 - A FEMA car was spotted flying through the air bomb Melrose last night. Reports say that the car was "testing their arsenal" and decided to test it on Melrose because Melrose "only has like twenty innocent civilians or something like that".
Frumple Makes Solo GSM Rehearsal With Armor Stands
May 20 - To make sure he doesn't stumble during the GSM, Frumple has held a GSM Rehearsal with himself to practice all of his lines. He plans to practice to make sure he asserts his dominance on the server during GSM.
Riots Ensue After Members Realize The Server Has Been Open For Five Years
July 9 - Members have been seen rioting outside of the Central City Mall protesting that the server will be five years old on July 13. They have explained that the server should have been opened when they joined to suit their needs. They have had catchy slogans such as "#TooOldForMe" and "#FiveYearsMoreLikeOpenItForMeBecauseImTheBest".
Frumple Unveils New MRT Flag
August 19 - During the GSM results, Frumple unveiled the new MRT logo that will be plastered everywhere. All the members were wondering what the design would be for weeks, and Frumple announced it would be a 64 by 64 blown up version of his face. The new flag is to be placed all over the website, Central City, and added as a new question on the member application.
Fred Rail Takes Over Server
August 20 - Ride Fred Rail. Resistance is futile. Any opposition will be crushed. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Ride Fred Rail. Also, "Fried Fred Rail" is a new franchise to be made by FredTheTimeLord.
Lalaboy Gains Superpower Of Making Boats Rain
September 19 - Recently, lalaboy has learned he has the useful superpower to make it rain boats from the sky. Lalaboy said he has no idea how he gained this power, but he is sure he will make use of it. With his new power, lalaboy has made it rain boats on over 20 towns with owners that he dislikes. He plans to start a franchise that sells boats to make profit.
End Guestism Party Captures Zaquar
September 28 - The new End Guestism Party has captured Zaquar with force. The party plans to run in the upcoming United Cities election, with promises to end guestism and give guests more rights, such as to ban and gain operator powers.
_Kastle Held At Gunpoint
December 16 - We don't know why he's held at gunpoint, but it's very likely and honestly isn't surprising. He'll probably do something with BART to get him out or something, honestly we don't know, we just report the news.
Frumple Promotes Himself To "Angry Princess" Rank
January 5 - To show his feminine side and accentuate his superiority, Frumple created a rank higher than Owner, a rank only he can have, called Angry Princess. With this rank, he has made it a requirement that he must always dress as a princess on the server and the real life.
Computerghost Found Abandoned On Top Of Wind Turbine
January 6 - Sources report that computerghost, a former admin, was found stranded on the top of a wind turbine in Hillside Pagoda. He was equipped with diamond armor and a bow to fend for himself. According to scientists, he had seem to be estranged from normal speaking language and has never dealt with foreign Epsilon era ideas, such as "realism" and "Trial Mods".
Frumple Announces 2008 Financial Crisis At January 2018 GSM
January 21 - At the January 2018 GSM, Frumple had tearfully announced the 2008 financial crisis had affected the United States. Frumple's tone was full of regret as he had to break this news to the public, as he was the first person to announce this, ever. Tom_Pairs had stated he plans to help fix the problem by crashing.
Toilet Industry On The Rise
January 25 - With many, many adoring fans, companies focusing on the toilet industry have gained popular traction. Fans have been seen at sports games cheering "SEPTIC! SEPTIC!" and often state how the industry is not crap.
_Kastle Uses Ceremony To Compare Poorly Parked Car To UC Roads Committee
March 28 - With _Kastle having to complete the A8 by himself using his bare hands, he gave a formal speech explaining how the United Cities' Roads Committee was like a nearby poorly parked car that he had parked. _Kastle stated how the car's inability park correctly mirrored that of the committee: "They have their minds in the right place, but they can't seem to do the simplest tasks correctly and appropriately."
World Is Ending, Says Man On Acid
April 19 - According to a local man in Heampstead on acid, the world is ending as the world is falling over. The Radish has verified him as a reputable source as he has stated he that whoever is against him is misogynistic and a terrible person.
Eastern Airways To Be Renamed To SkyTransit To Get More Brand Recognition
May 3 - Eastern Airways's CEO, Cortesi, wanted to re-do his airline like his airport to get more brand recognition and because "he was bored". Due to SkyTransit's old popularity, the airline is set to be rebranded to be more popular and is set to be changed again soon.
Eastern Airways Moves To Flying Humans Instead Of Planes
May 5 - CEO Cortesi has announced that Eastern Airways will be tossing all of their planes and switching to humans to transport its passengers. The new proposed plan opts to save hundreds of cents for the company. The new livery is set to allow passengers to piggyback on workers to their destination.
Internet Trolls Join The Protest Against The Spread Of Fake News
June 14 - Internet trolls are the most recent group to join the movement against the spread of fake news. Most of the protest has been targeted at MBS News, who has been known to spread lies and use people's names without their permission.
Upcoming TacoBurritoAThon To Include Driving A Bus Recklessly As New Sport
June 28 - The upcoming TacoBurritoAThon for the anniversary is set to have competitiors drive a bus recklessly through the streets of Segville, regardless of pedestrians, to win a point. It is rumored that the most civilians hit while speeding, the greater chance of winning.
Pirates Attack GSM And Demand For More Pirate As Members
June 29 - A flock of pirates invaded the announcements portion of the General Staff Meeting and demanded the addition of more pirates as members. Frumple pointed out that they could simply fill out the member application and have an equal shot, but was ignored and taken hostage.
Record High Temperatures Cause Members To Burn When Outside
August 8 - Due to the rise of temperatures, especially in desert and mesa biomes, members have started to catch fire when going outside. Many residents in Birdhall have been instructed to stay indoors, even though people such as hvt2011 decided to go outside regardless due to the presence of a DDR machine nearby.
BART News Network Incites Riot On Air To Garner Views
August 25 - BART News Network staged a riot on live television to spark controversy and views. According to the network, they were not getting enough views on their last broadcast months ago. The people participating in the riot were hired by Crowds on Demand.
Staff Crackdown on Drunk Driving And Parking Illegally
September 2 - Staff have been recently more strict on giving citations to members involved in drunk driving and parking illegally. _Kastle has been known to give citations to members who drive drunk into MRT stations then park there illegally. The current punishment on the citation involves writing a sincere apology letter to the spot where the car was illegally parked.
Megascatterbomb Embraces New Zealand Heritage By Becoming Grass
September 14 - Recently, megascatterbomb has gone to explore his New Zealand heritage by becoming the food of their abundant animal, the sheep. He has stated that it has made him embrace his heritage by becoming "one with the food that feeds [his] people." He has also stated that it has helped him calm down and accept his encounter with Saint Roux.
Planes Share Tender, Warm Kiss On ATC Runway
September 16 - Consolidating their love for each other, a BART Airlines and an IntraAir plane have chosen to make a statement to the public by kissing on the runway at ATC. Other planes have called this a momentous event for plane equality all over the server. Planes hope to go to the MRT Supreme Court to get full representation, rights, and equality on the server.
Frumple? Not AFK? Moving!? In Central Park!?
September 21 - Holy crap, Frumple is actually not AFK and is actually moving around in Central Park. This action is a monumental occasion in the server's history. The public has urged for staff to deem this day as "National Waking Day" to praise Frumple walking around. I mean, honestly, we're surprised too. He's actually moving. Like, what's next? Is the server going to self-implode? The world works in weird ways.
Big Mood
September 22 - Big mood
Cookie46910 Set To Rewrite MRT Rules
October 13 - Cookie46910 has been chosen by random draw to rewrite the MRT rules. The rules had been previously criticized as being too overly complex and hard to understand. He has stated that he intends to make the rules as easily digestible as possible and easy to read. He has also stated that he will not be spelling to the best of his ability.
PVP Arenas Revealed As Trap To Turn Members Into Slime Monsters
December 21 - The popularity of the new numbered PVP arenas has strangely correlated with the creation of slime monsters on the server. More and more members have been exposed to the arenas and turning into slime monsters who can only say one thing: "gAtEs". The Radish was able to obtain a rare photo of r0cketsc1ence before he was transformed after falling into the trap like several others.
Newest MRT Ad Campaign Pours Paint Into Ocean To Create MRT Logo
April 30 - Recently, Frumple has been looking into strategies to draw in more newer members to join the MRT. The most recent strategy was shared by Frumple at the latest GSM. He stated that the MRT would pay millions of dollars that it does not have to pour paint into the Pacific Ocean. His goal was to attract people scrolling through Google Maps. The paint is set to cover Hawaii and parts of southern Alaska soon, resulting in a succession of those lands from the United States to the MRT server.
Mature Channel Exclusive To Members With Souls Over 52 From Lower Manhattan
June 9 - As officially confirmed at the GSM, the mature channel would be making its appearance in the MRT Discord soon. The rules of the channel were discussed at the GSM only for a few minutes before deciding the specifics on who would be allowed to see the channel. Other than the location of the soul, there was no heated debate regarding the other details of the channel.
New Private, Glass, No Security Club Opened In Central City
June 10 - As of today, a glass, private room was opened for discussions for certain members. The room was created with no door, no security, and no sound proofing. The room brought back many old members who had not talked in chat for a while, such as Omricon, who willingly chose not to speak before. The club was advertised as a space for private, serious discussions, despite the club being filled to the door with occupants.
After Budget Cuts, MBS Switches To Only Announcing News At Random Stands
August 5 - Due to the fall in ratings of MBS, the lack of revenue has left MBS making cuts in their production. After selling their equipment to make up for losses, CEO KittyCat11231 made the decision to switch to adding stands in random cities with news anchors waiting to tell passersby the news. Thus far, the only person to use these stands is moonfang123.