User:KevakaTheGr8/Aquaitis
Aquaitis is an infection that can infect any member of the Republic of Epsilon.
History
Aquaitis was brought to the MRT when mi_aquamarine joined the ROE and started contributing to The Epsilia. He first contributed a satire article for the April 2020 edition. He then got more ideas for articles, and consistently submitted several articles to each edition after that. It continued until the September 2020 edition, where he submitted 12 articles, bringing the issue's length to a record-breaking 21 pages.
Symptoms
The symptoms of Aquaitis are as follows:
- Increased speed of writing Epsilia articles
- Writing an increased amount of satire Epsilia articles
- Consistently submitting three or more articles to the Epsilia each month
- Submitting many articles in bursts to i____7d
- Increased amount of articles relating to a specific topic
List of infected towns
Extreme cases
This level of infection can only be achieved in mi_aquamarine's towns.
High-alert cases
This level of infection can be achieved in cities with an Epsilia office.
Medium-alert cases
This level of infection can be achieved in cities owned by major contributors to The Epsilia.
Low-alert cases
This level of infection can be achieved in cities that are commonly written about by Aquaitis victims.
Notable victims
Notes
- AirplaneNiner has a special case where he is permanently immune to Aquaitis, after a study of the Aviation Roundup articles showed that he somehow evades the disease when presented with it, much to the annoyance of __7d