User:KevakaTheGr8/Neen Library

ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ
Owner	mi_aquamarine
Known for	Being the best library in the universe
Better than	n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉

The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ is a library in Froplacoge and it is the best library in the world, better than the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉ in Crossfern.

ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ Opening Hours

The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ is open daily from 5:30 am to 7 pm. Trespassing the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ while it is closed is illegal, and you will be banned from the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ.

How to get to the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ

To get to the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ from Cypress, take NewRail to Froplacoge. Then go onto the street unfortunately named after the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉ and go to the building near the store where Gumball Waterson was cloned and kept hostage. Do not go in if the door is closed at night or else you will be banned and anyone will have the legal right to kidnap you in the name of the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ.

Books inside the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ

The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ only chooses books of high quality and cultural significance, unlike the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉, which has bad books. Books can be borrowed by anyone with a NETS FlashPay card, and we do not discriminate against patrons.

English Books

Not So Shiok Lah

Originally commissioned for the Beachview City Library, this classic bestseller book has finally made its way to the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ! This book, now in the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ, details the heartbreaking and soulcrushing authrufitarian regime in Totem Beach, and has touched the hearts of many reader worldwide.

Chinese Books

百度 > 谷歌

This bestseller hit in the Ottia Islands is now in the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ! 《百度 > 谷歌》 is an informational book with vivid language about how the imperialist americans are trying to brainwash you using technology, which can be avoided by being a true comrade and only use Xinnie approved search engines.

FACTS

Why the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ is good

• mi_aquamarine isn't banned from the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ.
• There is a Buwubbles near the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ.
• The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ has Not So Shiok Lah.
• The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ is easier to get to.
• The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ is located on a NewRail line.
  • NewRail is shiok lah, therefore the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ is shiok lah.
• The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ is shiok lah.
• Oshawott_12 likes the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ.
• The Epsilia says so.
• The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ is closer to New Singapore.
  • Frosty_Creeper10 said "new sg is shiok lah".
    • Therefore, the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ is shiok lah.
• The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ's name has fancy wiki formatting.
• Teen Titans Go! said the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉, but they didn't say the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ, therefore CNN says the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ is better.
  • Even Fox didn't say the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉ was good, which is definitely saying something.
• The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ is closer to Shahai, the birthplace of Shahai-Chan.
• The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ is closer to the Epsilia headquarters.
• The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ is closer to the Francesca Shrine in New Singapore.
• The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ does not discriminate against furries.
  • On the contrary, the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉ has an alliance with the people responsible for the targeted murder of Frank Reynolds, who was a furry.
• The building materials of the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ are more modern.
• The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ isn't named after a bad TV show.
• The ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ is newer than the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉.

Why the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉ is bad

• The n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉ has an alliance with the people who murdered Frank Reynolds and Mac McDonald.
  • It also has an alliance with the guy locked up in St. Helena.
• They never said that NPR was made possible by the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉.
• Even Dra. Juguetes doesn't like the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉.
• The PBS credits of WordGirl, Martha Speaks, Curious George, Clifford the Big Red Dog, and Arthur never told you to go to the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉.
  • Between the Lions didn't take place in the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉, nor did it tell you to go there.
• The n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉ isn't in Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, nor is it in the actual neighborhood there.
  • It's not in the Neighborhood of Make Believe either.
• The n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉ isn't located in Sesame Street.
  • Therefore, the people writing the theme song don't want you to go to the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉.
• It's too close to the Disney carpet.
• Teen Titans Go! mentioned it, and if anything is mentioned by TTG, it's bad.
• Dora's map never led her to the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉.
• Did Mordecai and Rigby ever e in the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉?
• Barney's caboose will never go to the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉.
• Nanny Plum never taught Holly how to make the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉.
• The n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉ isn't on the Island of Sodor.
  • Therefore, the Really Useful Crew is contrary to the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉.
• Even the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉ wasn't worth stealing for the Grinch.
• Does the Dinosaur Train have a station at the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉?
• I'm sure Nick and Sally's parents would mind at all if the Cat in the Hat took them to the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉.
• Was the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉ in a cybersite on Cyberchase?
  • It wasn't a location on the online game Cyberchase: The Quest either.
  • The computer where the kids went to Cyberspace wasn't in the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉.
• If the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉ was good, then airports would be replaced with pigports.
• The n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉ is older than the ɴᴇᴇɴ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ.
• If the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉ was an airline, SKYTRAX and everyone who rode it would rate it 0 stars.
  • David wouldn't like it either.
• Frumple never said he liked the n҉e҉a҉n҉ ҉l҉i҉b҉r҉a҉r҉y҉.