User:KevakaTheGr8/totorol

All steps mentioned are required unless stated otherwise, or else these methods will not work. You must do all steps, even if you don't like them, as this page operates on a "you get what you get and you don't throw a fit" philosophy.
All methods are scientifically proven to work with these steps, thus we cannot be held responsible for any failures (in other words, if you mess up, it's your fault).

How to E

Have you ever wanted to e like mordecai and rigby in the epsilia? Here's a step by step guide about how to E!!!

• Step 1: e (DO NOT HONK OR ELSE THIS WILL NOT WORK)

how to read a book

• Step 1 (Optional): Go to the nean library
• Step 2: Change your mind and go to the Neen Library instead because nean is bad

How to become holy

• Follow the directions here

How to take a plane

• Step 1: Go to any of these airports or else it will not work
• Step 2: Find the Michigana check in
• Step 3: Find the Michigana gate
• Step 4: F L Y

How to go to the MRT wiki

• Step 1: Close your browser
• Step 2: Open a web browser (Chrome, Firefox, Edge, etc.)
• Step 3: Type in w
• Step 4: Type in i
• Step 5: Type in k
• Step 6: Type in i
• Step 7: Type in .
• Step 7: Type in m
• Step 8: Type in i
• Step 9: Type in n
• Step 10: Type in e
• Step 11: Type in c
• Step 12: Type in a
• Step 13: Type in r
• Step 14: Type in t
• Step 15: Type in r
• Step 16: Type in a
• Step 17: Type in p
• Step 18: Type in i
• Step 19: Type in d
• Step 20: Type in t
• Step 21: Type in r
• Step 22: Type in a
• Step 23: Type in n
• Step 24: Type in s
• Step 25: Type in i
• Step 26: Type in t
• Step 27: Type in .
• Step 28: Type in n
• Step 29: Type in e
• Step 30: Type in t
• Step 31: Press [ENTER] or [RETURN] (depending on keyboard model)

How to get to Sesame Street (ONLY WORKS IN MICHIGAN UPPER PENINSULA)

• Step 1: Make sure it is a weekday or else this method will not work.
• Step 2: Tune to channel 13.1 if you are using an antenna at 11am.
• Step 3: Run into the TV
• Step 4: Call 911 so you can fix your fractured head.

How to sausage

• Step 1: Make sausage
• Step 2: Consume sausage
• Step 3: Dispose sausage

How to become Premier

• Step 1: Make a Minecraft server. You can set up the Minecraft server software on your own computer or use a third party host.
• Step 2: Install Essentials.
• Step 3: Find the plugin that the MRT uses for ranks.
• Step 4: Change your rank to &e[Premier].