|Director of Waffles|
|Image coming soon.|
|Location||Minnesota, ya know.|
|Time zone||UTC-6:00/-5:00 during Daylight Savings|
|Language(s)||English, un poquito espanol|
|Current rank||Senator w/ Governor build perms (I'm in an SMP)|
|Notable projects||Danielston, Union of Central Western Territories, Esterhaus University, WAFFLE HOUSE(R), PueffNelson (Co-Founder, Pueff CEO)|
|Joined||July 27, 2015|
|Accepted||August 1, 2015 (Frumple)|
|Citizen||August 8, 2015 (MinecraftYoshi26 and jphgolf4321)|
|Trustee||October 31, 2015 (Endorsed by Ardyle, TonyTajiri, Narnia17, promoted by _hnt)|
|Councillor||Somewhere around November 19, 2015 (jphgolf4321, CortesiRaccoon)|
|Mayor||February 4, 2016 (_frozen, lalaboy)|
|Senator||December 25, 2016 (Frumple)|
|Skype||Personal use only|
|Steam||Will share upon request|
|Nickname(s)||MJ, Mip, Waffle, Wafflepapa, Waffleman, Wafflehead, Emjaypyoof|
On the MRT, I'm one-half of the conglomerate PueffNelson, which I own with CaptLincoln. I also have 100% ownership in the Waffle House chain of gourmet breakfast restaurants. We currently have almost sixty locations across the New World, and I plan to build many more by hand.
PueffNelson also allows me to use my creativity and come up with other business options and ideas suitable for your town, such as Punny's Grilled Cheese and Coffee Stoppee. (Wiki pages for both, as well as other PueffNelson franchises, are coming soon.)
Looking forward to getting to know you throughout my time on this wonderful server!
Why the weird name? And how do you pronounce it?
Long story short, the first three letters are my initials, and the last three stand for Words with Friends, the first real MMOG I got into. I made the name thinking I was only going to use it with Words with Friends, but eventually decided to use it in other places - it was a couple of less things I had to remember.
To pronounce it, give the two W's a long "u" sound, as in "huge" or "puny:" emm-jay-pyo͞of.
What's with the waffles?
Before Minecraft, Roblox was my game of choice. Throughout my time on Roblox, I held high-ranking or chief executive positions in several groups, mainly cafes, but also an elevator model manufacturer and other building firms. I eventually got fed up with all the corruption and immaturity in these groups, and created my own, based off Waffle House, with a friend. We didn't become as successful as we had hoped, but I found some great people through my time with the group, including CaptLincoln. Waffle House on the MRT is meant to be a way for me to remember where I've been and start affresh, and so far, I'm happy with the progress.
- In the event I do not join the server within thirty-one consecutive days, I shall be deemed temporarily incapacitated.
- Should I be ruled incapacitated, control of Danielston shall be passed to CaptLincoln, my deputy mayor, and I shall be demoted to deputy mayor of Danielston. If the incapacitation ruling is temporary, I will resume full mayorship of Danielston upon my return, and CaptLincoln shall resume duties as deputy mayor. In the event I become permanently incapacitated, either through circumstance or dismissal from the server, CaptLincoln has full mayoral privileges, including the use of my office on the sixth floor of City Hall, and may fill the Deputy Mayor position with any user of his choice.
- If I am temporarily incapacitated, I will retain ownership of the physical property I have built, including Waffle House locations, franchises under my half of PueffNelson, the Esterhaus University campus, and the WH Towers. If I am fully incapacitated, property built in a commercial zone will be distributed accordingly to replacement owners of the respective companies. Private residences of mine, namely in Kolpino and Astoria, should be resold by their respective mayors.
- Roads and infrastructure in Danielston are owned by the Mayor of Danielston, and are therefore not included in the abovementioned clause. The Smith-Beloit Apartments, Transnational Building, and City Hall, however, are managed by Nightingale, a PueffNelson company - therefore, I retain ownership of these and other privately-owned buildings within the city unless I am rendered fully incapacitated.
- If I am rendered incapacitated, CaptLincoln shall serve as Acting President of Esterhaus University. If the incapacitation ruling is temporary, I will resume the office of President upon my return. If it is permanent, CaptLincoln and camelfantasy will share the entirety of Esterhaus University's assets in hopes that it will continue to be an intellectual beacon for the UCWT.
- If I am temporarily incapacitated, I will retain ownership of all companies and entities I own, including Waffle House and my half of PueffNelson.
- Waffle House has been recognized as a company based on aesthetic harmony and location design. If I am fully incapacitated, the new owner of Waffle House is to be decided by the winner of a publicized Waffle House store-building competition. I nominate Yoshi and BangtanSky to be in charge of the competition. Contenders include the following, all of whom have influenced my designs and architectural style the most: mikefishr, HanSangYoon, CaptLincoln, AlikSong, and camelfantasy. The three judges of the competition shall be lalaboy, kekkomatic, and _frozen, who shall vote to eliminate two contenders of their choice in a preliminary round. The winner of the competition is to be decided by popular vote, which shall be managed by Yoshi and Sky. The winning store design should be similar in architectural and aesthetic style to any currently-existing Waffle House. The winner of the competition may choose a "vice chair" as their successor. The new owner must commit to the company philosophy of building every new store by hand, making no two stores alike.
- If I am rendered fully incapacitated, assets of all franchises managed by my half of PueffNelson, including Punny's Grilled Cheese, Coffee Stoppee, Southwestern Oil, Goblin Market, salonblu, Dogstarr, Hardware Hero, Serverwide Karate, and Nightingale are to be merged into a single conglomerate portfolio owned by CaptLincoln, Nelson Holdings (or something similar, it's up to him.)
- Narnia17 shall be the Acting CEO of Southwest Transit. In assuming such duties, he shall manage such projects as the southern half of B55 Mountain Corridor, the proposed A576, and 576rail. If a proposal for A576 is submitted and approved while I am on leave or incapacitated, it shall be given to Narnia17 to build.
- If I am fully incapacitated, my financial assets are to be distributed as follows: 30% should be recirculated through the server economy, or allocated wherever it is needed most. 30% is donated to Esterhaus University. 10% is given to Narnia17, as compensation for the construction of A576. 10% goes into the Waffle House competition as an additional cash prize. The remaining 10% goes to CaptLincoln.
- The Author of this Will reserves the right to edit its contents during the period of leave or at any point in the time allowable.
|Officer Positions in the United Cities|
|Skelezomperman||Associate Justice A
June 9, 2017-July 26, 2017
July 26, 2017-August 29, 2017