User:Soso123/Daily Song Misheard Lyrics

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Day Song Artist Original Lyrics Misheard Lyrics
1 Blank Space Taylor Swift "Got a long list of ex-lovers" "Gotta love these Starbucks lovers"
2 Stitches Shawn Mendes "Shaking, falling onto my knees" "Chicken falling onto monkeys"
3 Good For You Selena Gomez "I'm on my 14 carats, I'm 14 carats, doing it up like Midas" "I'm only farting carrots, I'm farting carrots, doing it up like my dad's"
4 Royals Lorde "You can call me queen bee, and baby I'll rule (I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule) let me live that fantasy" "You can call me green bean, and baby I'll rule, let me leave that Fanta sea"
5 Dark Horse Katy Perry "So you wanna play with magic" "So you wanna play with my di**"
6 All By Myself: Celine Dion "All by myself, I wanna be all by myself" "Obama's elf, I wanna be Obama's elf"
7 Break Free Ariana Grande ft. Zedd "I only want to die alive / I'm stronger then I've been before" "I only want to die a lot / I'll show you what I'm briefing for"
8 Paradise Coldplay "Para, para, paradise, para, para, paradise, ooooooohhhhh" "Parrot, parrot, parrot dies, parrot, parrot, parrot dies, ooooooohhhhh"
9 Roar: Katy Perry "I got the eye of the tiger, the fire, dancing in the fire, cause I am the champion, and you're gonna hear me roar, louder, louder, louder than the lion, cause I am the champion and you're gonna head me roar" "I gotta iron the tiger, the fire, dancing in the wire, let's iron the chimpin, and you're gonna head meat raw, louder, louder, louder than the lier, let's iron the chimpin and you're gonna here meat raw"
10 Empire State Of Mind Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys "In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of" "In New York, caught cream junk-o wedgey tomato"
11 Chandelier Sia "I'm gonna fly, like a bird on the night, feel my tears as it dries" "I'm gonna fart, like a burp called the night, feel my teeth as it's light"
12 Colors Halsey "Everything is blue, his pills, his hands his jeans, and I'm covered in the colors {this part is unknown} "Everything is blue, his pills, his Celsius jeans and I'm covered in the colors blowing part of the scenes"
13 Clarity Zedd ft. Foxes "Cause you are, the piece of me, I wish I didn't need" Cause you are, the piece of meat, I wish I didn't eat"
14 This Is What You Came For Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna "Baby, this is what you cane for, lightning, strikes everytime she moves, now everybody's watching her, but she's looking at you" "Baby, this is what you came for, Latte, strikes everytime she moos, now everybody's watching herbs, but she's looking plateau"
15 Black Widow Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora "Than to mess with me, honey" "Than to mess with Rihanna"
16 Bang Bang Jessie J ft. Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj "Back, back seat of car" "Bang bang, see the Macau"
17 Hey Mama David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj, Bebe Rexha and Afrojack "Be my woman girl and I'll be your man / Banging my drum in dum didi day" "Be my Obama girl and I'll be your man / Banging mam dumb in dumb didi day"
18 Bang My Head David Guetta ft. Sia and Fetty Wap "Now I felt light-headed, now I know I will not fall, I will rise above it all" "Now I felt like headache, now I know I will not born, I will ride a BUFFALO!!!"
19 Problem Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea "Tell that tell me baby, why won't you leave me / I got one less problem without ya..." "Tell that salad baby, why won't you leaf me / I got one less prom without ya..."
20 Love Story Taylor Swift "You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess" "You'll be the prince and I'll be the prince *ss"
21 Burn Ellie Goulding "Strike it now, play it now" "Chicken trash can oh wow" OR "Chicken marsh, pay it now"
22 Bleeding Love Leona Lewis "You cut me open and I" "You call me your banana"
23 Wildest Dreams Taylor Swift "Standing in a nice dress" "Standing in an ice chest"
24 All About That Bass Meghan Trainor "Working on Photoshop" "Working on foriegn shelves"
25 Our Song Taylor Swift "The first date man I didn't kiss her and I should have" "The first day man I didn't kiss around the shithouse"
26 Shake It Off Taylor Swift "And the fakers gonna fake fake fake fake fake" "And the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake"
27 If You Seek Amy Britney Spears "Cause all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy" "Cause all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F, U, C, * me"
28 Story Of My Life OneDirection "I take her home, I drive all night, to keep her warm in time" "I take a hoe, I drive all night, to keep a worm in time"
29 Fancy Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX "Can't you taste this gold, remember my name, bout to blowwww" "Can't you taste this goat/scone, remember my name, butt to blowwww"
30 Lean On Major Lazer ft. MO "Blow a kiss, fire a gun" "Butt kiss, fired gum"
31 Monster Eminem ft. Rihanna "I'm friends with the monster that's under my bed" "I'm friends with the mustard that's under my bed"
32 Soap Melanie Martinez "I think I left the faucet running" "I think I left the fart set running"
33 Elastic Heart Sia "Well I've got thick skin and an elastic heart, but your blade might be too sharp, I'm (TBC)" "Well I've got pink skin and an elastic coc*, surely my ti*s will shine bright"
34 One Last Time Ariana Grande "I know I should have fought it / And I know, and I know she gives you everything" "I know I should have farted / An emo, an emo, an emoji gives you everything"
35 Birthday Katy Perry "Make it like your birthday everyday" "Make you lick your buttcrack everyday"
36 Love Me Like You Do Ellie Goulding "Love me like you do, to, to, touch me like you do" "Love me like a dude, to, to, touch me like a dude"
37 Faded Alan Walker "What I needed" "Woah I'm naked"
38 Rude MAGIC!!! "Saturday morning, jumped out of bed, and put on my best suit" "Saturday morning, jumped at a bear, and put on my bear suit"
39 Heathens Twenty One Pilots "All my friends are heathens take it slow" "All my friends are heating take it slow"
40 Tears Clean Bandit ft. Louisa Johnson "And I'll get over you" "Walking over you"
41 Anaconda Nicki Minaj "My anaconda don't" "My anna calles the dope"
42 Call Me Maybe Carly Rae Jepsen "Pennies and dimes for a kiss" "Panties and dimes for a kiss"
43 Bad Romance Lady Gaga "I don't wanna be friends" (Then lyrics sung with French) "I don't wanna be French" (Then lyrics sung with French)
44 What The Heart Wants Selena Gomez "What the heart wants, what the heart wants, what the heart wants, wants, wants, wants" "What the fu** why, what the fu** why, what the fu** why, why, why, why"
45 Flashlight Jessie J "Stuck in the dark but you're my flashlight" "Stuck in the duck but you're my flashlight"
46 Cold Water Major Lazer ft. Justin Bieber and MO "We shouldn't be drowning on our own" "We sh*t and pee drowning on your own"
47 Firework Katy Perry "Like the fourth of July" "Like the fart of July"
48 Diamonds Rihanna "We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky" "We're beautiful like diamonds in this guy"
49 Drag Me Down One Direction "The shell of a man that can never be his best" "The shell of a mannequin that can never pee his best"
50 Dangerous Woman Ariana Grande "Makes me wanna do things that I shouldn't" "Makes me wanna do things like add sugar"
51 Animals Maroon 5 "Like animals' paws" "Like animals' balls"
52 Way Ariana Grande ft. Mac Miller "I know the way, I know the way" "I'm overweight, I'm overweight"
53 Payphone Maroon 5 "I would still be holding you like this" "I would still be holding you like fish"
54 Tennis Court Lorde "It's a new art form showing people how little we care" "It's a new iPhone showing people how little we care"
55 Stay Rihanna ft. Mikky Ekko "I want you to stay" "I won't chew the steak"
56 Party In The U.S.A. Miley Cyrus "Welcome to the land of fame sucess" "Welcome to the land of flaming sex"
57 Bit** I'm Madonna Madonna ft. Nicki Minaj "Bit** I'm Madonna" "Bit** I'm a donut"
58 Fight Song Rachel Platten "My power's turned on" "My power's turnip"
59 Cool Kids Echosmith "I wish that I could be like the cool kids, cause all the cool kids they seem to fit in" "I wish that I could be like the cookies, cause the cookies they seem to fit in"
60 Shout Out To My Ex Little Mix "It's a shout out to my ex" "It's a shout out to my eggs"
61 Only Girl (In The World) Rihanna "I want you to love me like I'm a hot guy" "I want you to love me like I'm a hot pie"
62 Made A Cake (Wild Awake Minecraft Parody) LindeeLink "I'm fighting back tonight" "I'm farting back to nine"
63 Poker Face Lady Gaga "Po, po, po, po, poker face" "F, F, F, F, Fu** her face"
64 Same Old Love Selena Gomez "I'm so sick of that" "There's no sugar left"
65 The Fox Ylvis "What the fox say?" "What the fu**, say!"
66 Pacify Her Melanie Martinez "She's getting on my nerves" "She's getting on my Nerfs"
67 Side To Side (Reversed) All Reversed ??? "I bombed my hair, taco"
68 On My Mind Ellie Goulding "Why I got you on my mind" "Why I got you on my money"
69 Watch Me/Whip/Nae Nae Silento "Watch me whip" "Wash me whip"
70 Hello Adele "Hello from the outside" "Hello from the dark side"
71 The Hills The Weekend "I only call you when it's half past five" "I only fu** you when it's hot outside"
72 Rather Be Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynne "It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it" "It's a shot in the dog but I'll make it"
73 Rockabye Clean Bandit ft. Anne Marie and Sean Paul "You find his school fee and the bus fare" "You find his smoothie and the bus fare"
74 Sorry Justin Bieber "At forgiveness" "Half a guinness"
75 Hands On Me Ariana Grande "Picture me in the making" "Pig turned me into bacon"
76 Unconditionally Katy Perry "Unconditional, unconditionally" "Uncle Deschanel, Uncle Deschanel Lee"
77 Something I Need OneRepublic "And if we only die once" "And if we only diet once"
78 Teddy Bear Melanie Martinez "I'm finding nails under the sheets" "I'm fu**ing thousands of good shoes"
79 Pity Party Melanie Martinez "Told them decorations were only pastel red ones" "Told them decorations were only pastel ribbons"
80 My Heart Will Go On Celine Dion "I believe that the heart does go on" "I believe that the hot dogs go on"
81 Rolling In The Deep Adele "Rolling in the deep" "Farting in the deep"
82 Do It Again Pia Mia ft. Chris Brown and Tyga "I wanna go back" "I wanna go black"
83 We Are Young Fun ft. Janelle Mone "We are young" "We are yum"
84 Apologise Timbaland ft. OneRepublic "It's too late to apologise" "It's too late to pawn a giant"
85 All In My Head (Flex) Fifth Harmony ft. Fetty Wap "Flex, time doing flex" "Flags, time to eat flags"
86 Beauty And A Beat Justin Bieber ft. Nicki Minaj "Is a beauty and a beat" "Is a PewDie and a Pete"
87 Tag, You're It Melanie Martinez "Tag you're it, tag tag you're it" "Dag your ear, dag dag your ear"
88 Dollhouse Melanie Martinez "I see things that nobody else sees" "Icy things that nobody else sees"
89 Burn The Pages Sia "Yesterday / Burn the pages let them cook" "Yes they're gay / Ellen Paige's lead uncle OR Ellen Paige has let them cook"
90 Hello Adele "Hello from the other side" "Hello from the otter side"
91 Hands To Myself Selena Gomez "Cause all of the doubts and the outbursts" "Cause all of the dogs and the Alberts"
92 Toxic Britney Spears "I'm addicted to you" "I'm a di**, Ted to you"
93 Can't Remember To Forget You Shakira ft. Rihanna "Can't remember to forget you" "Can't remember to f*** at you"
94 Faded Alan Walker "Another dream" (weird tuning) "Fu** you"
95 Lips Are Movin" Meghan Trainor "Baby don't you know I'm done" "Baby don't you know I'm dumb"
96 I Got You Bebe Rexha "We can get high oh na na na, we can get low oh na na na" "We can get taro na na na, we can get lore oh na na na"
97 Alejandro Lady Gaga "I'm not your babe" "I knudge your babe"
98 Routine Alan Walker ft. David Whistle No lyrics "Oink oink, oh why"
99 Teddy Bear Melanie Martinez "Crumbled photographs of me" "Frumple's photographs of me"
100 Beez In The Trap Nicki Minaj ft. 2 Chainz "Bee, beez in the trap" "Bebe's (Bebe Rexha) in the trap"
101 Love Myself Hailee Steinfield "I LOVE MEH!" "I LOVE MEAT!
102 [ Heart Attack Demi Lovato "If I ever did that" "If I had a tic tac"
103 Side To Side Ariana Grande ft. Nicki Minaj "I've been here all day / Say I should give you up" "Up in here all day / Say Ush** give you up"
104 Sit Still, Look Pretty Daya "Dream of picket fences and trophy wives" "Dream of pick-up fencers and trophy wives"
105 Night Mime Melanie Martinez "I'm a night mime, night mime" "I'm a night lime, night lime"
106 Born To Die Lana Del Rey "Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain" "Let me kiss your heart like the boring rhyme"
107 Soap Melanie Martinez "I feel it coming out my throat" "I feel it cumming out my throat"
108 Soap Melanie Martinez "I said too much it overflowed" "The science you want is overthrown"
109 I Took A Pill In Ibiza (Seeb Remix) Mike Posner "I took a pill in Ibiza" "I took a pill, ate a pizza"
110 Starving Hailee Steinfield and Grey ft. Zedd "By the way, right away" "Bite away, bite away"
111 New Romantics Taylor Swift "It's poker" "Let's poke butt"
112 Move Your Body Sia "Your body's poetry" "Your puppy's poor tree"
113 CAN'T STOP THE FEELING! Justin Timberlake "Inside my bones" "Inside my balls"
114 Human Christina Perri "I'm only human" "I'm only humid"