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zefunman covfefe | zefunman covfefe | ||
Citybuilder_ don'g | Citybuilder_ don'g | ||
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+ | *it's not christmas without a little arson | ||
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{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} no one is listening to you ok boomer | {{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} no one is listening to you ok boomer | ||
*{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} subwoofer lullaby is as bad as disk 13 and cave sounds | *{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} subwoofer lullaby is as bad as disk 13 and cave sounds | ||
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+ | AlphaDS: echo i'll buy a tree for $0.01 | ||
+ | Echohue: ok | ||
+ | Echohue: take your pick | ||
+ | AlphaDS: ok | ||
+ | AlphaDS: which are for sale | ||
+ | Echohue: according to the 2019 tree census there's 9,422 trees for sale | ||
+ | AlphaDS: oooo | ||
+ | AlphaDS: can you pick a tree for me | ||
+ | Echohue: ok | ||
+ | Echohue: how about this one | ||
+ | AlphaDS: good | ||
+ | AlphaDS: ty | ||
+ | Echohue: yw | ||
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== {{u|Amber_Pine}} == | == {{u|Amber_Pine}} == | ||
Amber_Pine: how come you're Mayor buddy? | Amber_Pine: how come you're Mayor buddy? | ||
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*we must report you to frumple by pinging him in staff emergency 3 times | *we must report you to frumple by pinging him in staff emergency 3 times | ||
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+ | camelfantasy: i am the senate | ||
+ | MistleSoa: no | ||
+ | MistleSoa: i am the senate | ||
+ | camelfantasy: it's treason then | ||
==Camelicano== | ==Camelicano== | ||
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CaptainObi i ment my water bottle leaked | CaptainObi i ment my water bottle leaked | ||
CaptainObi xD | CaptainObi xD | ||
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+ | [Bunker] CaptainObi: mistle tpa | ||
+ | [Bunker] MistleSoa: later busy | ||
+ | [Bunker] AlphaDS: missle | ||
+ | [Bunker] MistleSoa: missile toe | ||
+ | [Bunker] AlphaDS: oof | ||
+ | [Bunker] CaptainObi: wait youre soa/ | ||
+ | [Bunker] MistleSoa: cutest pvz2 plant | ||
+ | [Bunker] AlphaDS: no he is missle toe | ||
+ | [Bunker] SoaPuffball: no i'm a misletoe dressed up as a diancie with a girl's mask | ||
==CaptLincoln== | ==CaptLincoln== | ||
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*why am I watching an hour special about ropes and chains | *why am I watching an hour special about ropes and chains | ||
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+ | MistleSoa: hello citybuilder_ | ||
+ | Echohue: hello snowpuffball_ | ||
+ | MistleSoa: do you know who Echohue is | ||
+ | Echohue: no | ||
+ | MistleSoa: oh | ||
==EchoMiner99== | ==EchoMiner99== | ||
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MgWn: frozen? | MgWn: frozen? | ||
_frozen: not present, try again in 3 years | _frozen: not present, try again in 3 years | ||
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+ | SoaPuffball: this airport has only one gate | ||
+ | SoaPuffball: ahh the time when the few of you never cared about gates | ||
+ | SoaPuffball: and when double terminals and underground terminals didn't exist yet | ||
+ | _HeavenAngel_: whats gates | ||
+ | _frozen: the bane of MRT | ||
=={{u|Frumple}}== | =={{u|Frumple}}== | ||
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*The National Weather Service has issued a severe spotaneous terrain generation warning. | *The National Weather Service has issued a severe spotaneous terrain generation warning. | ||
*'''BNN! Breaking News >>''' Wisdom teeth release psychedelic drugs, new study reports. | *'''BNN! Breaking News >>''' Wisdom teeth release psychedelic drugs, new study reports. | ||
+ | *''and then god created the universe, realized he accidentally rotated the wrong direction, ran an //undo, and started over the fifth time'' | ||
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== {{u|kiwirainbow}} == | == {{u|kiwirainbow}} == | ||
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camelfantasy: technically i still am, for kanto :P | camelfantasy: technically i still am, for kanto :P | ||
knowmads7: lol | knowmads7: lol | ||
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+ | == KnuffelBunny == | ||
+ | [Bunker] AlphaDS: i dont watch star wars or marvel | ||
+ | [Bunker] MistleSoa: wat | ||
+ | CaptainObi: wat | ||
+ | [Bunker] MistleSoa: is that a reply | ||
+ | [Bunker] AlphaDS: oof | ||
+ | KnuffelBunny: is that a threat? | ||
==Krokipollo== | ==Krokipollo== | ||
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mjpwwf: Sanator, the sanest rank(R) | mjpwwf: Sanator, the sanest rank(R) | ||
camelfantasy: i guess lala has enrolled in tom's school of speeling and gramer | camelfantasy: i guess lala has enrolled in tom's school of speeling and gramer | ||
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+ | == lawrence_zo == | ||
+ | *lol i like to call birch wood "cow block" | ||
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+ | lawrence_zo: its funny because its not even like chicken nuggets its just how stupid it is | ||
+ | lawrence_zo: oh wait | ||
+ | lawrence_zo: fr*k | ||
+ | lawrence_zo: i thought i was typing in discord | ||
=={{u|LDShadowLord}}== | =={{u|LDShadowLord}}== | ||
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In the end it doesn't matter what you believe is right or wrong. | In the end it doesn't matter what you believe is right or wrong. | ||
Cos I'm gonna kill you anyway | Cos I'm gonna kill you anyway | ||
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Seastep: ROFL | Seastep: ROFL | ||
Seastep: I'm so adding that to Funny Quotes OMG.. | Seastep: I'm so adding that to Funny Quotes OMG.. | ||
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+ | == LimeYT == | ||
+ | look w/eed | ||
=={{u|lil_shadow59}}== | =={{u|lil_shadow59}}== | ||
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chiefbozx: there's no /ac | chiefbozx: there's no /ac | ||
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: /ac is air conditioned but it's broken so we disabled it | [Discord] Megascatterbomb: /ac is air conditioned but it's broken so we disabled it | ||
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+ | '''[LP]''' LOG '''>''' (megascatterbomb) [U] (sesese9) | ||
+ | '''[LP]''' LOG '''>''' meta addtempprefix 100 [Mod-Councillor] 1575255222 | ||
+ | [Mod-Councillor] sesese9: yay | ||
==mervynang== | ==mervynang== | ||
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*Finna yeet (in rainbow) | *Finna yeet (in rainbow) | ||
− | =={{u| | + | == {{u|MojangChan|MF_moj}} == |
− | * | + | *im gonna kermit suicide |
− | * | + | *bboi my favorite, 1 b a r p i n g |
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− | + | time2makemymove: 100 isnt a hard minimum tho right? | |
− | + | MojangChan: will 100 dirt huts make a premier city? | |
− | + | chiefbozx: Correct | |
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− | + | *banana ketchup is good with fried chicken | |
− | + | MojangChan: on the first day of christmas my true love sent to me | |
− | + | MojangChan: a ucar in a birch tree | |
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− | + | MojangChan: conric | |
− | + | MojangChan: oh he not here | |
− | + | Conric005: yes i am | |
− | + | Conric005: :P | |
− | + | MojangChan: oh | |
− | + | MojangChan: im blind | |
− | + | MojangChan: hi | |
− | + | Cact0: oof | |
− | + | Conric005: hi | |
− | + | MojangChan: do u live in the great state of Polygon??? | |
− | + | Citybuilder_: POLYGON!!! | |
+ | daltdisneyland: sorry i live in circle | ||
− | + | [Discord] MojangChan: catdog | |
+ | [Discord] MojangChan: caaaaatdog | ||
+ | SoaPuffball: hi moj | ||
+ | SoaPuffball: caaaaatdooooog | ||
+ | MojangChan joined the game. | ||
+ | autofire372: alone in the world was a single catdog | ||
+ | Vickiposa: meow | ||
− | + | SoaPuffball: hey mojang | |
− | [ | + | MojangChan: yes |
− | [ | + | SoaPuffball: can you please give me mojangitis |
− | [ | + | MojangChan: sure |
− | + | [Discord] TheGreenKangaroo: same | |
− | + | [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: hey mojang | |
+ | [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: can you please give me hepatitis | ||
+ | MojangChan: by the power of Jesus Christ, Muhammad, and every other religeous power in the universe, I hereby strike the godly power of Mojangitis upon thee, mey god's grace be with you | ||
+ | SoaPuffball: thank you | ||
+ | SoaPuffball: frosty also requested hepatitis btw | ||
+ | MojangChan: i don't contract hepatitis | ||
+ | KittyCat11231: jesus christ is under arrest for biological warfare | ||
+ | MojangChan: only mojangitis | ||
+ | Frosty_Creeper10: :frowning: | ||
+ | EspiDev: lol | ||
− | + | *Sir "peepee2727", you will be further interrogated by the Mojang Union Bureau of Homeland Security for your citizenship admission into the MU | |
− | + | *Air is secretly Cheese Whiz | |
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− | *the | + | [Discord] MojangChan: vroom vroom |
+ | [Discord] MojangChan: brrrrrrrrrrrr | ||
+ | SoaPuffball: hi moj | ||
+ | [Discord] MojangChan: *intense car noises* | ||
+ | SoaPuffball: are you in an iceberg MojangChan | ||
+ | [Discord] MojangChan: m a y b e | ||
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+ | *pax mojangea: if u want peace, then let there be mojangitis | ||
+ | *I want to go to Djibouti so I can touch my booty. | ||
+ | *V is for VPeople Winning the Lotto | ||
− | + | SoaPuffball: moj town name quick | |
+ | MojangChan: cu**sberg | ||
− | + | hvt2011: ________ has airline code __. | |
− | + | MojangChan: pee pee poo poo has airline code 69 | |
− | + | =={{u|mi_aquamarine}}== | |
− | + | *If SSSC to murviole rail is made, which company is best for buses | |
+ | *If PBS Kids was donald trumps favourite food, then would grizzly bears take over Waypoint and then merge it with Aitalia or would hippos take over the Lion Kingdom while My Littly Pony's record it to MBS | ||
+ | *I like SkuNation Alliance. It is the besr alliance in the worls. I has Mihifn, dLUcREEPEE, sKUrEna, DliHifh, KNFeoo IE, ns ANSU ie, NS sA. Ot's too fool@ | ||
+ | {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: I'm making a new but route | ||
+ | {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: *but | ||
+ | {{rank|Senator+}} Gran_Cacto: but route | ||
+ | {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: *bus | ||
+ | {{rank|Mayor+}} Conric005: Kev's making a new butt route | ||
− | + | {{rank|Mayor}} TheSubway: Try building a plane from IRL pictures, and maybe a mess like this can be avoided | |
− | + | {{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Roasted | |
− | + | {{rank|Mayor+}} Conric005: kev, i have an idea | |
+ | {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: And maybe a mess like your critisism can be avoided <3 | ||
+ | {{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Ooo | ||
+ | {{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Big mood | ||
− | + | {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: do not question the ways of the mystical w u b w a y | |
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− | + | {{colour|darkblue|'''[Cookie]'''}} mi_aquamarine: んんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんん (me spamming n on my keyboard) | |
− | + | A few seconds later... | |
− | + | {{colour|red|'''[Candy Cane]'''}} Tom_Pairs: oh me shocking mi_aquamarine on my keyboard | |
− | + | *shocks mi_aquamarine* | |
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− | + | {{colour|magenta|'''[Media]'''}} mi_aquamarine: welcome to another edition of “flying around cities aimlessly for no purpose!” today’s episode - central city | |
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− | + | {{rank|Mayor+}} james__: You know what I fancy | |
− | + | {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: you fancy a good spanking, @james | |
− | + | [Discord] London150: My google maps isn't loading | |
− | + | [Discord] London150: On my iPhone | |
+ | {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: bash your iphone with a rock and get an android | ||
+ | [Discord] London150: No | ||
+ | [Discord] London150: That's not the way to do things Kev xD | ||
− | + | {{colour|magenta|'''[Media]'''}} mi_aquamarine: mail send cynra_ Sorry that I lost track, but how much does a Shady Grove house in Ilirea cost? | |
− | + | {{rank|Mayor}} Skelezomperman: you failed aquamarine | |
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− | + | *needn has a AK plane that's a combination of subway's body with an intrarail/blurail front | |
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− | + | [Media] FiorkG: fTv Breaking News: Fiorkistan Government is now putting Lazy Ton on fTv Kids | |
− | + | [Media] mi_aquamarine: TV Osaka Breaking News >>> i think kbs kids also has it | |
− | + | [Media] mi_aquamarine: KBS Breaking News >>> yes | |
− | + | [Media] FiorkG: fTv News: ok | |
− | + | [Media] SoaPuffball: /nymphic union news/ >>> okay then | |
− | + | [Media] mi_aquamarine: KBS23 Breaking News >>> TV Osaka Breaking News >>> KBS Breaking News >>> Kaktus Republic and Gryffin wrote a treaty i think | |
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− | '''{{ | + | ''setting up [[Michigana]] flights'' |
− | + | {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: f you whoever took MI019-KTI | |
+ | {{rank|Senator+}} Frosty_Creeper10: ? | ||
+ | {{rank|Governor}} camelfantasy: that would be yourself | ||
+ | {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: oof that was my own warp | ||
+ | {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: xD | ||
+ | {{rank|Governor}} camelfantasy: :clap: | ||
+ | {{rank|Senator+}} Frosty_Creeper10: :face_palm: | ||
− | + | *the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive that the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive that the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive | |
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− | + | == {{u|Mightywern|MgWn}} == | |
− | + | InfamousColumbia: im building roads | |
− | + | InfamousColumbia left the game. | |
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− | + | Conric005: The Free State of Kitania almost killed jphgolf | |
+ | InfamousColumbia: i can finish him off | ||
− | + | MgWn: Wow, no mods active | |
− | + | Vickiposa: rip me then | |
− | + | SoaPuffball: rip Vickiposa killed by MgWn | |
− | + | *time for rickroll! never gonna give u up, never gonna let u down | |
− | + | *well, when there's a puffball, theres no running away from being in funny quotes | |
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− | + | (joined after an hour of imactivity) | |
− | + | MgWn joined the game. | |
− | + | MgWn: oh wow, MgWn's here. yaaaaaaaaaaaaay | |
− | + | MgWn: havent seen you all since 20 or so days | |
− | + | [Discord] SoaPuffball: :thinking: | |
+ | MgWn: da**it | ||
+ | MgWn: i promised to return in 20 days | ||
+ | MgWn: and i broke it | ||
+ | [Discord] SoaPuffball: you lied. | ||
− | + | == {{u|MikeRoma}} == | |
− | + | *when talking about pi* | |
+ | not 2.14 seats | ||
+ | or 3.14 i forget | ||
− | + | '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|MishkaMan:}} wait what is going on? | |
+ | '''''At same exact second''''' | ||
+ | '''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} nothing much mike | ||
+ | '''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|grey|Gopher:}} nothing much mike | ||
− | + | '''[Member]''' {{color|grey|VernCow:}} did derpy tell you about my famous udders? | |
+ | {{color|yellow|Derpy_Melon joined game}} | ||
+ | '''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} what udders? | ||
− | =={{u|MinecraftYoshi26}}== | + | '''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Supykun:}} Derpy did you demote..? |
− | * I really should stop crashing the MRT | + | '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|camelfantasy:}} now you notice |
− | * /give thomasfyfe double_decker 1 | + | '''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Supykun:}} Im a little confused |
− | * We're on a train server talking about grammar & bacon! | + | '''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} IM GETTING MY RANK BACK TOMMOROW AFTER 2 MONTHS;-; |
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+ | '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} one time at a roller rink i met a girl who i think liked me | ||
+ | '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} xD | ||
+ | '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} lol | ||
+ | '''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} i read that as "licked me" xD | ||
+ | '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} LOL | ||
+ | '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} LOL | ||
+ | '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} that'd be...awkward | ||
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+ | '''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} Booby | ||
+ | '''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} Bobby* | ||
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+ | '''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} thats not a tranchise co. | ||
+ | '''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} franchise | ||
+ | '''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} wtf did i type | ||
+ | '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} tranchise | ||
+ | '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} train+franchise | ||
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+ | '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Derpy_Melon:}} Analfantasy, ty for teh gate | ||
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+ | '''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} guys remember cocks MUST have an on/off switch | ||
+ | '''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} CLOCKS** | ||
+ | '''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} NOT COCKS | ||
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+ | I only just read the GSM resluts xD (On Discord, he meant Results) | ||
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+ | == {{u|michealman}} == | ||
+ | * guys we got a problem: 2 yoshis AND 2 kittys .-. | ||
+ | * Micheal: *whips kitty11232 GET BACK TO WORK! :P | KittyCat11231: yeah kittycat11232! | ||
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+ | =={{u|minebuilder1223}}== | ||
+ | minebuilder1223: creeperville isn't a proper island | ||
+ | minebuilder1223: it's a fake island | ||
+ | Frosty_Creeper10: how so | ||
+ | minebuilder1223: cus i dont want it to be a proper island | ||
+ | minebuilder1223: my sea | ||
+ | minebuilder1223: my rules | ||
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+ | =={{u|minecrafter0505}}== | ||
+ | sonicbyte: What is the code for teh bunker? | ||
+ | minecrafter0505: it actually is /kill, a command block tp's you then instead of killing you | ||
+ | sonicbyte died | ||
+ | minecrafter0505: :DDDDD | ||
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+ | KittyCat11231: *Something with "Potato" in it* | ||
+ | minecrafter0505: Wow, I wrote "City Hall Potato" instead of "City Hall Station" on this sign -.- | ||
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+ | Want to be to a place far far away? Just go AFK on the BMTA! | ||
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+ | MRT - Deadlier than a DC-3 with a dual engine failure over the atlantic. | ||
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+ | =={{u|MinecraftYoshi26}}== | ||
+ | * I really should stop crashing the MRT | ||
+ | * /give thomasfyfe double_decker 1 | ||
+ | * We're on a train server talking about grammar & bacon! | ||
* Damn it, you beat my record of counting to 3. | * Damn it, you beat my record of counting to 3. | ||
* We need a bigger one. (about the size of the AdMod Quote Board) | * We need a bigger one. (about the size of the AdMod Quote Board) | ||
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ModernArt: soa franchise throw at my face pls | ModernArt: soa franchise throw at my face pls | ||
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=={{u|Keks63|MonsieurKeks}}== | =={{u|Keks63|MonsieurKeks}}== | ||
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time2makemymove: [Everyone]: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" | time2makemymove: [Everyone]: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" | ||
[Discord] Vulpicula: TIE HIM TO A CRUCIFIX OR SOMETHING | [Discord] Vulpicula: TIE HIM TO A CRUCIFIX OR SOMETHING | ||
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+ | ModernArt: alpha I just established a colony for the RoE btw :P | ||
+ | MistleSoa: may i eat it | ||
+ | ModernArt: sure | ||
+ | MistleSoa: and make it a colony for the nu | ||
+ | MistleSoa: thanks | ||
+ | ModernArt: no | ||
+ | [Media] MistleSoa: as of today the colony of mesa bay is independent from the republic of epsilon and has joined the nymphic union | ||
+ | lil_shadow59: where is my lap | ||
+ | MistleSoa: you're not a mall santa you don't have one /s | ||
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+ | Vulpicula: I'd like to see Faelia. | ||
+ | Vulpicula: ...I uhh, got the name right, aye? | ||
+ | SoaPuffball: no | ||
+ | SoaPuffball: town is named "vulpicula-spell-it-right-or-else" | ||
+ | Vulpicula: :c | ||
+ | SoaPuffball: :P | ||
*its impolite to lag while playing xD | *its impolite to lag while playing xD | ||
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*ap, head of ppap | *ap, head of ppap | ||
*julius seesaw | *julius seesaw | ||
+ | *no i'm a misletoe dressed up as a diancie with a girl's mask | ||
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Various people of the MRT server have said some funny quotes that we have found to be quite funny, interesting or plain ridiculous. Also, lots of weird typos here...
If you want to see quotes from guests, see Guest Quotes.
Contents
- 1 0rocketscience0
- 2 0x10
- 3 34lynx72
- 4 AdoboAndRice
- 5 AEhub
- 6 AgustinSuarez
- 7 Airplane320
- 8 aldee110
- 9 Aldranster50
- 10 AlfiePops
- 11 Aliksong
- 12 AlphaDS
- 13 Amber_Pine
- 14 _AngelAlexander_
- 15 _AngelKevin_
- 16 AppleGamer123
- 17 AP_Red
- 18 BaronThamesBank
- 19 Architect_21
- 20 ArizTrad
- 21 Atlanta
- 22 autobus22
- 23 Awsomekeldeo
- 24 aviaracer
- 25 BangtanSky
- 26 Benie
- 27 bensismith
- 28 BernCow
- 29 BlockMan1533
- 30 BluemontBoy
- 31 bnsfninja
- 32 BossOfGames
- 33 brombrombromley
- 34 bryce_am
- 35 bspells
- 36 ByteMega
- 37 cal76
- 38 Camelfantasy
- 39 Camelicano
- 40 Canadian_K9
- 41 CaptainChimpy
- 42 CaptainObi
- 43 CaptLincoln
- 44 CarbonM14
- 45 Casey_Jones3
- 46 chiefbozx
- 47 cmrs345
- 48 cody___73951
- 49 CodyHM
- 50 computerghost
- 51 ConnConn2005
- 52 Conric005
- 53 Cookie46910
- 54 CosmicCat90
- 55 CortesiRaccoon
- 56 CrazyRocketGuy
- 57 _crepper_
- 58 CSnooster
- 59 CyAmethyst
- 60 Cynra_
- 61 DaEdwards
- 62 daltdisneyland
- 63 DaMarMan111
- 64 darkhawkshane
- 65 DCampite
- 66 decorminecraft
- 67 DeevyDeev
- 68 DevyySky
- 69 Dexter249
- 70 Diemundz
- 71 dope_cheese
- 72 DoTehKeno
- 73 dragonbloon419
- 74 Duechayapol
- 75 Echohue
- 76 EchoMiner99
- 77 EliteNeon
- 78 ellinas_george
- 79 enjineer30302
- 80 EspiDev
- 81 ezzocraft
- 82 FiorkG
- 83 Foote_Chicken
- 84 frankbros429
- 85 FredTheTimeLord
- 86 frogggggg
- 87 Frosty_Creeper10
- 88 _frozen
- 89 Frumple
- 90 GeneralJaybird
- 91 godzilltrain
- 92 gogojakeo
- 93 Gopher
- 94 Halfy_Crafty
- 95 hawksfan1010
- 96 _HeavenAngel_
- 97 Hightech_TR
- 98 _hnt
- 99 hvt2011
- 100 i____7d
- 101 ICTman1076
- 102 imperial_block
- 103 italadz57
- 104 JamesGaming
- 105 Johngi
- 106 JohnNotTech
- 107 Jtf22
- 108 Jtrain77
- 109 j_universe
- 110 JustFarkie
- 111 Just_robinho
- 112 Kangaroo567
- 113 _Kastle
- 114 Kekkomatic
- 115 Kel5
- 116 KingFox
- 117 King_Patty
- 118 KittyCat11231
- 119 kiwirainbow
- 120 knowmads7
- 121 KnuffelBunny
- 122 Krokipollo
- 123 lalaboy
- 124 lawrence_zo
- 125 LDShadowLord
- 126 _Lego_
- 127 Leo_2807
- 128 lfpp003
- 129 LimeYT
- 130 lil_shadow59
- 131 LithiumMirnuriX
- 132 London150
- 133 Macftrax
- 134 _MajorMagpie_
- 135 mastermann13
- 136 Matthieu_Dinh
- 137 Max4344
- 138 MaxStewartS
- 139 MC_Protocol
- 140 mdbro55
- 141 MeetMeInSpace
- 142 megascatterbomb
- 143 mervynang
- 144 Metromap_svg
- 145 Metrominer
- 146 MetroNorth
- 147 MF_moj
- 148 mi_aquamarine
- 149 MgWn
- 150 MikeRoma
- 151 michealman
- 152 minebuilder1223
- 153 minecrafter0505
- 154 MinecraftYoshi26
- 155 mine_man_
- 156 MishkaMan
- 157 mjjo123
- 158 ModernArt
- 159 MonsieurKeks
- 160 moriaofmines
- 161 Mossie_1810
- 162 MRT_Kaizo_Keiho
- 163 Music3_0
- 164 mustang_guy
- 165 Narnia17
- 166 Needn_NL
- 167 NeonYellow25
- 168 Ninjasaac
- 169 nicrats
- 170 nktrain
- 171 Noahlichstein/nopro988
- 172 o8f
- 173 Okok237
- 174 Omricon
- 175 Osbuso
- 176 p11
- 177 pachcool4
- 178 PamelaJacosqui
- 179 pandg2
- 180 Papyrus_17
- 181 PieTwins
- 182 PlebBurnt
- 183 PtldKnight
- 184 Pueffie
- 185 Puffball5672
- 186 py0
- 187 QueenSmae
- 188 qwolf1999
- 189 Ramona
- 190 RLcrafters
- 191 Robang592
- 192 ryanfriel
- 193 samyankeesfan20
- 194 _sans05
- 195 Scopez_x_dynamo
- 196 Seastep
- 197 sesese9
- 198 shadowboarder
- 199 _ShiniStudios_
- 200 Shirin_Maya
- 201 Silverbubble
- 202 SirNatureWriter
- 203 Sirots
- 204 Skelezomperman
- 205 SkyjumperTalon
- 206 SMB76Spotter
- 207 SoaPuffball
- 208 Soleurs
- 209 SonicTornado
- 210 soso123
- 211 Starcubed
- 212 stringle55
- 213 Suppoe
- 214 supykun
- 215 Sweetboy13735
- 216 SqwidgyLegs
- 217 SzetotheNewt1234
- 218 tarheelscouse
- 219 tauqua
- 220 tdtspeedy
- 221 Technological99
- 222 The_blockmaster
- 223 Thesteakpie
- 224 TheSubway
- 225 thomasfyfe
- 226 time2makemymove
- 227 Tom_1277
- 228 Tom_Pairs
- 229 ToxxicApple
- 230 TrainPro
- 231 Tulsi
- 232 Uglyname
- 233 Underscore11
- 234 unjinz
- 235 UnknownSilent
- 236 Valkorion314
- 237 VernCow
- 238 Vexpix
- 239 Vickiposa
- 240 Vulpicula
- 241 Weier
- 242 Welcome99
- 243 willowars
- 244 willywilson123
- 245 Wipeout111
- 246 woorich999
- 247 xplayman
- 248 Yellowitcher
- 249 Yoshilover_man
- 250 yoshininja
- 251 zaxbyschicken
- 252 zomghi5
- 253 Adrien_07
- 254 [Broadcast] / Console / [Server] / MRTMusicBot / [Lottery]
- 255 Unknown
0rocketscience0
- Use the forks!
- no! bad yoshi!
- follow da rulez
- give me kissie!
- damn - When someone joins and he was writing the same message as another user
- Ok, time to do somethig! I'm going to dial the pizzaservice
- (In Mumble) Let me guess, he (the guest) is stuck. [Guest] help! im stuck in a block
- (While talking with Cortesi about a 3D animation of himself) I have a tv on my head so ya
- "Dont mind my head" -0rocketscience0
- DCampite is a girl btw (after DCampite said "Shirin_Maya is a girl btw")
(dragonbloon419 is stating w/e commands in chat) 0rocketscience0: Don't mind Dragon, he's gone mad. Only dreaming to get a w/e.
0x10
- Ouchawalogen takaschin
[Me->0x10]Can we discuss the rail line through Kyoto
[0x10->Me] Burgers and Coffee
context: City(Cact0), conric, and 0x10 in lab City *builds near something else* Conric005 griefing Conric005 bad 0x10 don'g grefefe Citybuilder_ :( 0x10 *don't Citybuilder_ grefefe Citybuilder_ don'g zefunman covfefe Citybuilder_ don'g
- it's not christmas without a little arson
34lynx72
- guests can fly now?
- CAPTAIN CHOMPY has to compensate me
AdoboAndRice
- Cake
- its not spam... its cake
- not the cake!!
- We're making.... cupcakes.
- im cooking yoshi (during Thomasfyfe's BBQ)
- (Hawks asks how many girlfriends Yoshi has) Adobo: Yoshi is a pimp!
- My texture pack makes this cow look like Chewbacca.
AEhub
*when talking about GSM* it's held once a mountain month lol
*when AEhub does c then tab and does camelfantasy instead of CortesiRaccoon* [AEhub -> me]: Hey may Valetta get evaluated for mayor please [me -> AEhub]: ??? [AEhub -> me]: Lol wrong pm
AgustinSuarez
- was trying to use a boat... holy cow! this is like, goodness! i do not have my driver's license and i just saw why, not even capable to parallel park a boat on minecraft......
Airplane320
SirNatureWriter: Anyone selling franchises? Airplane320: I do SirNatureWriter: What franchises do you sell? Airplane320 has left the game SigmaTheEnigma: o o f
aldee110
- Just_robinho: oh that's nice, teleport into a girl :P | aldee110: I'm not quite sure how I should take that...
Aldranster50
- buttransport me
AlfiePops
[Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: What's a good name for a diner? [Mayor+] AlfiePops: Dave's Diner? [Mayor+] AlfiePops: Dom's Diner? [Councillor+] CondinYT: minecraft_diner [Member+] nicrats: FredTheDiner [Member+] nicrats: FredTheFoodLord [Mayor+] AlfiePops: Xx_Minecraft_Diner_xX [Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: What's a good name for a pizza restaraunt? [Member+] nicrats: FredThePizzaRestaurant [Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: seriously [Mayor+] AlfiePops: time2thinkofadinername [Premier+] Cortesi: FredThePizzaLord [Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: Mamma mia, thatsa terrible name [Mod+] unjinz: Mamma Mia Diner [Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: <insert hand gestures>
Aliksong
Alik: Atleast i might get an award Alik: For being on more then 1 year, and not having a funny quote yet lol
Alik: the german sounding one? Tar: I started a new one recently Chimpy: I don't even know my own town xD Tar: So this one has 0 builds xD Alik: Merkelburg? Tar: mecklenburg, yep BVLegend: Oh it hasn't developed much Tar: Merkelburg xD Chimpy: "Merkel"burg Alik: lol Chimpy: xD xD Kenta: merkelburg xD Alik: ;) Alik: muttiberg
Aliksong: ja VernCow: ja? SoaPuffball: ja. *people start saying ja
(RickyLi is to be warned for redirecting the MRT to a tollway) according to the rules he should be warned but im not in the mood im in a pretty good mood
time2makemymove: anyone want to see VCHS so far AlikSong: yep AlikSong left the game.
AlikSong: the left side is the right side SnowPuffball: gg AlikSong: ;) SoaPuffball: * slow clap
AlphaDS
- Im so sad i dont have funny quotes
[Mod+]Echohue: I’ll sell this tree to you for 1,022$ alpha [Mayor+]AlphaDS: Which tree [Mod+]Echohue: The one im at [Mayor+]AlphaDS: I’ll buy it for free [Mod+]Echohue: The twee is sad now [Mayor+]AlphaDS: ./deltree [Mod+]Echohue: F
No one is listening to you [Mayor+]AlphaDS: no one is listening to you ok boomer
- [Mayor+]AlphaDS: subwoofer lullaby is as bad as disk 13 and cave sounds
AlphaDS: echo i'll buy a tree for $0.01 Echohue: ok Echohue: take your pick AlphaDS: ok AlphaDS: which are for sale Echohue: according to the 2019 tree census there's 9,422 trees for sale AlphaDS: oooo AlphaDS: can you pick a tree for me Echohue: ok Echohue: how about this one AlphaDS: good AlphaDS: ty Echohue: yw
Amber_Pine
Amber_Pine: how come you're Mayor buddy? SoaPuffball: three mayor towns Amber_Pine: but i thought you were like governor or sth SoaPuffball: ? CaptainChimpy: Mademoiselle Pine :P CaptainChimpy: Amber CaptainChimpy: SoaPuffball =/= SoSo123 SoaPuffball: ^ Amber_Pine: OH CaptainChimpy: LOL SoaPuffball: =/= Soleurs Amber_Pine: Really????
- i wash my hands of my conversation (camel said slurp in the discord-server chat and the rest followed after)
_AngelAlexander_
- Application for memer (meant to be member)
_AngelKevin_
- watch out for my body rolls
ByteMega: whats mmc SoaPuffball: ByteMega: Mega Motion City _AngelKevin_: mega motion city _AngelKevin_: so the city can move?
AppleGamer123
[Member] AppleGamer123: There a pile of clothes next to me and it looks like Groot...Scaring me
[P4] AppleGamer123: OwO Owner rank color [P4] AppleGamer123: I feel like Frumples rank [P4] AppleGamer123: Im going to keep this [P4] Frumple: *looks in project4* [P4] Frumple: what is going on here? [P4] AppleGamer123: Im one with Frumple [P4] AppleGamer123: yes [P4] SoaPuffball: no you're not [P4] AppleGamer123: We all are [P4] AppleGamer123: until he leaves
AP_Red
- Most online are Brits "It's the invasion of the Europeans!"
- (In Mumble) I am not Scottish! I'm from LEEDS! L-E-E-D-S! In't north of England"
- Thomasfyfe joined the game | "Hello Mr Scary Scottish Admin guy"
- "Ah'm off te' meck an 'am sarnie!" (I am going to make a ham sandwich)
- Kitty: That will be $0 | AP: I'll back later because I can't afford that! | AP_Red left the game.
- Listening to radio| 27: Miley Cyrus. Excuse me if you hear a radio being smashed!
- AP_Red was slain by [Insert player here] using [humorously named weapon]
- Why do people keep trying to murder me with renamed weapons?
- Chiefbozx shocked _majormagpie_ | Standing on powerlines while Chief is watching telly is a BAD idea magpie
- Moral of the story: DO NOT ask me for dating advice
- GMT = Great Mug of Tea
- Chief Shocks, CG Bans, Thomas Transmutes people into lego guys
- There's a g-g-g-ghost online! (Computerghost)
- Is it weird that Sochi makes me want to see Inception?
- Did Chief, ah, Chief?
- With Great Power comes Great Electricity Bill!
AP: I turn off radio and lag turns to nowt! Interesting! *A few seconds later* AP: Or not... still as laggy as a tortoise with 3 legs and arthritis
*AP: Next stop haggis lag. mine_man_: Haggis lag? AP: IE, when Martii spawns loads off his dinner so that the server ends up being too slow
*Bad joke by DC* autobus22: *tadum ping* RLcrafters: Badum tss** AP_Red: *Tadum ping* sounds like a gunfight is happening
[Senator] AP_Red: Oh, I know how to get chief or fyfe in [Senator+] *bestmate66: bacon? [Senator] AP_Red: Bacon!!! Free Bacon here!!! Bacon for ALL Admins joining NOW [Senator] AP_Red: This offer is only available for 10 minutes
(Discussing Funeral songs: Anaconda is mentioned) [Senator] AP_Red: "My Anaconda don't want none cos I'm dead hun"
x AP_Rednax fell from a high place AP: There's supposed to be no gravity in SPACE
godzilltrain was burnt to a crisp while fighting Narnia17 AP: godzilltoast
Be careful, you can be banned easily, I once got banned for sending an email That email did say "Please Ban Me" but still...
[Senator+] AP_Red: It'd be like being kicked for getting a cup of tea [Senator+] AP_Red: Ooh, TEA! * AP_Red is now AFK Player jphgolf4321 kicked AP_Red for coffee is better
Player AP_Red temporarily banned Frumple for 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds: Banned!.
[Mayor] Starcubed: does any1 here know what a repeater lock is [Mod] AP_Red: star, I'll show you [Governor] camelfantasy: vanished mod confirmed [Mod] AP_Red: FLIP [Governor] camelfantasy: xD AP_Red joined the game.
AP_Red: Also, don't be like Auto AP_Red: Don't hug cacti AP_Red was pricked to death sheimoria: what a prick
TalonPlays: where the **** is the airport TalonPlays left the game. Player AP_Red kicked TalonPlays for No Aiports!. SnowPuffball_: wut SnowPlow123: HAHAHAHA
SoaPuffball: who operates mrt marina? AP_Red: I'd presume mr Tommy Pairs * AP_Red cues Ground Control to Admin Tom
SoaPuffball: ap? AP_Red: aye? SoaPuffball: jungle line? AP_Red: I should really stop procrastinating that SoaPuffball: same :P SoaPuffball: time to get some exits ready
AP_Red: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object AP_Red: ? AP_Red: AKA: What happens when Chief empties his bacon aisle?
- Pine, I'd ask you for a Pine-Colada, but it's literally a street away from an existing one
- The mayor of Schillerton's alright, but the mayor of Whiteley is a terrible person who would never give me perms (AP_Red owns Whiteley)
London_IceBoy: C roads, anyone? AP_Red has muted player London_IceBoy. AP_Red: No Croads London_IceBoy: Noooooo!
AP_Red: Towns should be realistic AP_Red: That means any british towns must have kettles in every house SoaPuffball: lol
jamess__: Should I become a tiktoker? AP_Red: James, that's just being called a clock.
BaronThamesBank
- DieNexus! When DasNexus says: "Bacon.. Eh Baron"
Baron: Hi Bestie [Bestmate66] AP_Red: <- thinks of BBT [Big Bang Theory] Baron: I'm totes Amy!
- Refering to Kitania's Roads 08/06/14: Ok, All this cake is making me hungry
Oh yh this is cal's town of Whitely *later* *Waverley XD
autobus22: BaronThamesBank *tab fail* BaronThamesBank: AP_Red BaronThamksBank: autobus22 AP_Red: Dannit Baron! AP_Red joined the game
Architect_21
I hate the RAVENS I havent died yet :PPPP Architect_21 died
Architect: My computer is lag freeee InDev: nic *Architect_21 left the game* *Architect_21 joined the game* InDev: XD Architect: aaah I lagged out
Architect: well luckily im sane Architect: maybe Architect: sorta Architect: poosibly Architect: Ok, not likely Architect: yeah impossible Architect: Im not sane Architect: or maybe I am Architect: idk Architect: Yeah Im sane Architect: I think....... :P
DAMN sheep I told you to get off my BRIDGE
_Kastle was shot by jphgolf4321 using [South Weast Airlines] Vulpicula: "Weast" Architect_21: that makes me think of yeast Architect_21: which makes me think of bread Architect_21: and then south Architect_21: makes me think of bread from the south soso123: Archi soso123: add that to the quotes Architect_21: so suddenly Architect_21: South Weast becomes Floridian Bread Architect_21: Floridian Bread Airlines Architect_21: someone should start that.
(Architect goes AFK thinking he left and closed Minecraft) (9 minutes later) *Architect_21 is no longer AFK* Architect_21: wait Im still online Architect_21: oh Architect_21: wow *Architect_21 left the game*
[Senator] Architect_21: lol its an extreme hore [Senator] Architect_21: *horse [Mayor+] Sirots: LOL [Senator] Architect_21: ripme
UnknownSilent: alrighty my fine feathered friends, must bid you all farewell Architect_21: I assure you I have no feathers
ArizTrad
(talking about chief's form) ArizTrad: The answers don't matter as 'falcon' can be submitted as answers for every single question. Vickiposa: ah yes falcon Vickiposa: the best pokemon SoaPuffball: how can frumple eat a falcon
Atlanta
- Let me know if you need a translation, living in the UK I am fluent in both English and American and Yorkshire.
best: Ah, licky. Kitty: suggestive Benie: Suggestive. best: *LUCKY best: Aah
(Talking about an under-construction rail line) bestmate66: It really is congratulation-worthy. It's been in planning for 9 months. bestmate66: Oh cr** bestmate66: I just made a pregnancy referance. tarheelscouse: XD XD XD XD bestmate: DANGIT CHIEF
(The hilarious parts Minechat's Autocorrect going bonkers for Atlanta) Atlanta: XD I forgot about rectum (meant to say "that") Atlanta: ok I officially hate mine shat Atlanta: ugh this is getting weed Atlanta: look mine hat is drunk Atlanta: ok hopefully no more farts Atlanta: ok I gives ups Atlanta: good nips to everyone hntredtie: Best, please get off Minechat...
Note: Who keeps on adding all of these ... suggestive ... quotes? -best
[Citizen] erty10089: can i afk box frozen? [Senator] Narnia17: no [Senator+] bestmate66: at your own risk
$205 has been received from bestmate66 [Senator+] Bestmate66: NAO
[Senator+] *bestmate66: as my haters has finally rectum up the ghost [Citizen] Leo_2807: Wat [Senator+] *bestmate66: (autocorrect) [Senator+] *bestmate66: as my CHARGER has finally GIVEN up the ghost. there.
Vulp: I know the Barnsley dialect is basicly its own language though Best: Isn't that s Suburb of London?
autobus22
- Goed xD back on english. (if DasNexus talks his only dutch question that he knows)
- Minecraft creature named YOSHI!
* Tgis id Gid Goude. * Dangit grammar skrewup! * *srewuo * *screwupp * *scrwwup * DANGIT * "autobus22" has left the game
- This sucks like potatos that are allergic for potatos!
what da sh*t OOPS sorry sorry
- Yoshi so you will that I dont do a tournament
* Yoshi jumps on redstone autobus: Dont touch my redsotne otherwise the machine will explode * Yoshi touches redstone autobus: Damn living creature named YOSHI! Yoshi: sorry autobus: Its for the MRT Olympics i wanna mdo the fireworks! Yoshi: oh sorry autobus: Actualy, if yoshi touches my redstone again he isnt long living anymore.... Yoshi: xD Logiblocks: xD autobus: xD * Yoshi touches redstone again autobus: YOSHI!
autobus: hi thomas: bye thomas left the game autobus: i needed him.... autobus left the game (10 mins later) autobus joined the game thomas: bye thomas left the game autobus: DANGHIT autobus: *DANGTI autobus: *DANHGIT autobus: DAGN THE DANGIT autobus: *DNAG autobus: you get me Other person: no autobus left the game
- Ugh iam stupid to ask that....
autobus: echo don't remove that wile tunneling, i gna make a patio Echominer: ok 10 minutes later Echominer: I finsihed the patio autobus: what ya mean? Echominer: i finished the patio you asked for? Echominer: call me autobus does /call echo autobus: i mean't i was gna make a patio.... Echominer: Ow.... autobus: It came out realy nice for a unneeded thing Echominer: Thanks, i guess autobus: I keep it Echominer: JAY!!! autobus: You work harder then you should :P Lalaboy: I need someone that works hard come help me. echominer: ok lala i come autobus: when are you gna finsih the tunnel Echo? Echominer: you can do that :P
- Hope this airport likes fish, its packed like a sardine XD
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs [broadcast] <plugDJ link> autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus! [broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo
autobus22: 20303reenijne enjineer: 20303reenigna autobus22: is that a synonym to vagina?
- On Mumble: Pleasure Plate
(after trying to tp to RednaxAP) autobus22: wrong red sorry tie {tie=hntredtie}
autobus22: broadcast, want a hug from a cactus again? I don't accept these prices! [Broadcast] Nao, auto, naooo
- ÷)
*autobus asks lalaboy if he wants a burgerqueen in kessler* lalaboy: naooo autobus22: yeaaaoooo lalaboy: naooo lalaboy: nothing can make me say yes autobus22: "nothing" lalaboy: oh lalaboy: wait what? lalaboy: i'm confuse lalaboy: oh wait lalaboy: ohh lalaboy: ohhhhhh... lalaboy: you sneaking little devil autobus22: :3
(The following happened, again:) -[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs -[broadcast] <plugDJ link> -autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus! -[broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo (afterwards:) autobus22: Do i have to quote that again?
autobus22: .kittery buy 1 autobus22: OH GOD DOUBLE FAIL autobus22: ki =/= lo, thats right next to it ArdyArd: [kittery]: autobus22 just bought 9001 tickets
* Question by _Kastle * Frumple: probably to late to test it now Frumple: I'm pooped autobus22: You are not brown coloured yet frumple.
Tonytajiri: Lettuce get to work then! autobus22: Ill make salad of it then, up to work!
[Mayor+] _Ardy: MRT Quagmire Line bae [Senator] autobus22: sounds likw quagsir [Mayor+] _Ardy: sounds like quasar [Senator] autobus22: sounds like zaquar [Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: :o [Mayor+] _Ardy: xdddddd [Senator] autobus22: how did we get from quagmire to zaquar... [Senator] autobus22: xD [Councillor] tarheelscouse: #MRT
[Senator] autobus22: 0_(EXPLODE) [Senator] RLcrafters: XD [Mayor+] _Ardy: no explosions pls [Senator] autobus22: 0_(IMPLODE) [Mayor+] _Ardy: omg this bomb is coming towards me [Senator] RLcrafters: XD [Mayor+] _Ardy: naoooooo _Ardy died
- NO I DONT WANNA BE ENJOYED BY DOGS
autobus22: so what is se * se * se /=? autobus22: :P sesese9: 27 :) autobus22: true that could be
autobus22 joined the game [Senator] autobus22: my strawberry crashed. [Senator] autobus22: *computer, AUTOCORRECT [Senator] autobus22: hows the even related? MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game. [Premier+] kekkomatic: fruit based computing [Senator] autobus22: Hello yoshi, how fag you? [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: ? [Senator] autobus22: *EXCUSE ME [Senator] autobus22: AUTOCORRECT SHUT IT [Senator] autobus22: i have luck today [Mayor+] _Ardy: thankfully it didnt autocorrect "i have luck today" [Mayor+] _Ardy: i can barely guess how awkward could that be
[Senator] autobus22: Just happy it didnt auto cumcumber ;P [Senator] autobus22: the thing is, you could take that in not one, not 2, but three suggestive ways...
*in mumble*: Contrebutt (meant to say contribute)
autobus22 joined the game
Ardyan: hi bus
autobus22: HEY
autobus22: dare call me bus again and ill bus your face!
Ardyan: you'll place USB ports on my face?
Ardyan: type c preferred
autobus22: gome q\nQ\u Well then. Fail *home wazamawazi got all keys to the left spelling out my cityname _frozen: how can you fail that bad lol
_Redneck_Jesus_ joined the game [Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: Lala why arent redstone labs allowed [Senator] autobus22: Because theres a lab world for that [Senator] autobus22: *facebus* [Trustee+] keentlewi: 0.o facebus? [Trustee+] keentlewi: O.o* [Senator] autobus22: your smiley has broken "Window" i see.... [Senator] autobus22: Guess you was the bus [Senator] autobus22: I am going to sue you, my head hurts [Senator] autobus22: :P [Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: Auto word of advice dont go slamming your face into busses [Senator] autobus22: *facetram* [Trustee+] keentlewi: xD [Councillor] _Redneck_Jesus_: xD
R/msg camel tgabj [autobus22 -> me]: *THanks
autobus22: XD Camelpornography :P *WUT NO NO NO NO ERase AutoCorrect got me... camelfantasy: What were you trying to say? autobus22: Just Camelpornography NOOOOOO Camel F A N T A S Y
- Hassan Moon, Your the funny one today are you. (Referring to Supykun)
Yay, tropic you *Tropic T H A N K
- go completely invisible: aka leaving..
- a kill hilled you
ijudiju WOW *Okiedoki
O a, tje ,ast pf tje cjatnpx *I am the master of the chatbox Not of chatting though appearently
hoyl quacamole this potato chip didn't even fit in my mouth
*.msg unjinz penisses?
I ALMOST POURED HOT BOILING CANDLE WAX DOWN MY THROAT I shouldn't put my tea cup next to my scent candle which is in a similar glass
I guess this chat app works... More like masturbate No No NOPE NOPE NOPE *Melon No No.
*when camelfantasy and Camelicano are on* autobus22: Camelpornography and Camelclone-ography :)
VernCow: So quiet.... Autobus: MEEP Autobus: MEEEP Autobus: MEEEEP Autobus: :3 VernCow : XD
Autobus: U cumming alik? Alik: No :P Alik: I'm not that excited xD
[Mayor] Sirots: Frumple promoted tarhellscouse from member to mod :P [Mayor] Sirots: woops I said tarhells instead of tarheels [Governor] autobus22: "oh no the tarscouses from hell are attacking"
when talking about eliteneon's plane [camelfantasy -> autobus22] well for starters his plane doesnt exactly look realistic [camelfantasy -> autobus22] have you seen it? [autobus22 -> camelfantasy] yes [autobus22 -> camelfantasy] ive flown it [autobus22 -> camelfantasy] quite turbulent [camelfantasy -> autobus22] you survived? :O [autobus22 -> camelfantasy] no [camelfantasy -> autobus22] oh [autobus22 -> camelfantasy] I died gone to heaven, became an angel, wanted to imporove the world and reincarnated and skipped [autobus22 -> camelfantasy] 15 eyars in time allright?
autobus22: what a can can't a can a can can't can a tin can? SoSo123: ??? *auto tries to confuse lithium* Steve_Bobs: explain pls autobus22: no Steve_Bobs: :( SoSo123: Well ur Steve Jobs' bro, you could explain it with the same knowledge of ur bro autobus22: but what if he's sad, then he'll be Steve_Sobs SoSo123 and CaptainChimpy: xD Steve_Bobs: *facepalm*
(asking SoSo and SoaPuffball to help with the RailLinQ Paixton station) SoSo123 or SoSo123 are either of you able to help me with some glass panes? * SoSo123 * SoSo123 * SoaPuffball
[Mod+] godzilltrain: auto, mind if I tp you to me? [Governor+] autobus22: no problem [Mod+] godzilltrain: recognise the scene? ;) [Governor+] autobus22: abby road [Mod+] godzilltrain: yup [Governor+] autobus22: not abbey road; which is near star lane in east london [Governor+] autobus22: abby road [Governor+] autobus22: :3 [Governor+] autobus22: say abby 10 times in a row [Governor+] autobus22: it'll get really strange [Mod+] godzilltrain: abby abby abby abby abby abby abby abby abby abby [Mod+] godzilltrain: done [Governor+] autobus22: ... * autobus22 slaps godzilltrain [Governor+] autobus22: I meant out loud [Mod+] godzilltrain: ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY ABBY [Mod+] godzilltrain: done * autobus22 slaps godzilltrain * godzilltrain slaps auto autobus22 died [Mod+] godzilltrain: oops, bit too hard? [Governor+] autobus22: ... * autobus22 takes godzilltrain for a ride on bus line 666 straight to it's destination: off a cliff [Governor+] autobus22: :3
The chance of youexisting compared to the universe is... larger than 1 trillion times the particles in the universe :3 *smaller then 1/1trillion times particles in the universe
autobus22: I hate slabvs autobus22: I HATE SLABS *autobus slabs slaps *autobus meant slaps slabs *APRedNoseRudolph stabs slabs
can I get a blockcheck godz my trains coupler seems to have left without the train
* autobus22 beats sesese9 with a rubber tire * autobus22 then another * autobus22 then with two others * autobus22 then with a bus frame * autobus22 then... oh... it's just me hitting you now, 4 tires, and a bus frame, make an autobus
In Discord Voice: Chief: Yeah, I'm working on a new roof for SWH. auto: Wait. You're Chief? Chief: Hi Auto, I'm Chief, I've been in this channel the entire time
James__: tpa autobus22: no James__: Whatever floats ur boat xD autobus22: Probably Balloons
autobus22: Vulpicula you should put a store in Storalisburg autobus22: called "Storalisburger, your place, rather ironically: for pancakes"
autobus22: wait a minute autobus22: if there is a dragonbloon autobus22: is there also a fionabloon
Vulpicula: aye, just Vulpicula: give me a moent autobus22: I shall give you two moents. autobus22: whatever a moent is
Vickiposa: i sese you autobus22: was that a flirt or a pun megascatterbomb: why not both sesese9: i've gotten so many flirts from this one intern... autobus22: do you like them? sesese9: lol idk autobus22: HOLD ON autobus22: Vicki is an intern autobus22: Hmmmmmmmmmmm KittyCat11231: admod building romance * autobus22 ships vicki and sesese9 sesese9: wat Vickiposa: uh SoaPuffball: excuse me SoaPuffball: :x: hvt2011: :x:
Awsomekeldeo
Awsomekeldeo: wat hvt2011: wat SoaPuffball: wat Cookie46910: wat
aviaracer
[Councillor] aviaracer: Love is an open... [Mayor] SilverBubble: can [Mod] Narnia17: lala isn't on [Councillor] aviaracer: oh
BangtanSky
(Note: RL is Governor) _SkyBlaze: RL _SkyBlaze: do you have access to world edit?
BangtanSky drowned whilst trying to escape BangtanSky.
Benie
- For the last time, there's no I-03! It's I-3! (for people that forget all freeways with an 0 in them are related to I-0)
- Annnddddddd... screenshotted.
- I hate working with angles in Minecraft.
- Oh dear...
- Unlike Boss and the airport, I'll have this done in no time.
- Oonks! (when zwxe comes on Mumble, it sounds like "oonks" in Text-to-Speech)
- Tom, do you want me to facepalm? Because I will.
- Oooookay...
- Shasta, Natural Selection is great and all, but it doesn't mean you have to spam the chat with death logs...
- Ahem!.. (after catching godzilltrain singing in Mumble)
- *Benie shocked Soleurs* (the first time I ever got to use /shock as a Mod)
- Nasty, dirty bird. :P (talking about _MajorMagpie_ and his bird poop)
- Robin's Hill is in Upside Down Terrorist world. You have to drive on the left side of the road. Ick.
- So.., yeah! (when I just can't think of anything else to say)
- Why am I not surprised?
- I'm shocked. *You have been shocked by chiefbozx.*
- Boss: we need to fill cheif's office with Complete Terminus Connect Signs - Benie: Says Mr 7+ months doing an Airport. :)
- You mean BossOfDelays, right? (new nickname for Boss)
- *Soleurs sings a Marry Poppins song in Mumble* ENOUGH!! I'm going to chim-chimaree your face! D:
- Random wool block on my road? What is this madness?!
suppoe: Me too. I love ruining other people's gaming experience. :D :P Benie: Work for EA, then.
Suppoe: Has Frumple done any kind of hard world edits? Benie: I don't think Frumple has done anything that hard before. KittyCat*numbershere*: Suggestive. Benie: *sighs* I didn't mean it like that, Kitty!
italadz57: Our horses are purebred. That's why they're so quick. Benie: You mean spawned, not purebred.
- Oh snap! (mostly used in Mumble)
- *catching someone singing in Mumble and a Mod is on* Move him! MOVE HIM!! (Relating to the Random Musical Interludes channel)
- Don't be going AFKAWOL on me, boi! (trying to talk to Boss but keeps going AFK on him)
- *sees hawks going AFK near him* Time to get the wrapping paper... (about to AFK Box hawks in a present during Christmas 2013)
- Oh my god, it's a rare Boss!
- *hearing Chief shocking* The National Weather Service in the MRT has issued a Severe ThunderChief Warning, effective until Chief logs off. Doppler Radar detected a Severe ThunderChief moving across the server at 9001 Miles Per Hour, shocking random people and laughing. Persons in these areas should be alert of being further shocked. Stay indoors until the threat has passed.
enjineer30302: call me paul Benie: enjineer's name is now paul. *enjineer freaks out at this point* enjineer30302: WHAT enjineer30302: WHY
- Wait. No way. You seriously got the Orange Line done before the airport? (to Robin announcing the completion of the Orange Line)
- "Wait, one more" is the fear of every Mod.
- Benie drops a pin. It makes a sound
[Guest]: mike offices [Guest]: thats the name [Benie]: Wait. That's your real name? [Guest]: ??? [KittyCat11231]: *faceknife* [Guest]: no its the name of this building [Benie]: Ah. Ok. [KittyCat11231]: Oh... [KittyCat11231]: Um just ignore me [Benie]: k [Benie]: *Benie puts Kitty on ignore KittyCat11231 left the game.
*RLcrafters asks Benie how's the road going so far* Benie: It goes.. slowly. Curves. Curves everywhere. Benie: They're laughing at me, RL. RLcrafters: . . .. . . RLcrafters: nuuuuuuuuuu RLcrafters: wait RLcrafters: burn them alive, you are a dragon after all RLcrafters: :) Benie: Curves are immune to fire. RLcrafters: O.O *Benie goes insane shortly after* Benie: Curve uses Drive Benie Insane with its complicated math crap... it's super effective! Benie: *Benie has fainted!* RLcrafters: . . . .
*suppoe is trying to AFK Box Benie when he's away doing some things off-server. Benie is hiding in one of the mountains near the A8* [suppoe -> me] *thinking he's talking to RedBear47* I'm looking for benie so I can afk box him :P [me -> suppoe] Oh hi. :) [suppoe -> me] OH.. [suppoe -> me] WRONG *expletive* PERSON *expletive* [suppoe -> me] that was by far the biggest *expletive* fail yet [me -> suppoe] Always watching.... and listening.
*RPing is fun. :)* [Broadcast] Pink fluffy Unicorns dancing on rainbows! MeetMeInSpace: :D * Benie sets the unicorns on fire Architect_21: wait wha Architect_21: Broadcast where did the unicorns come from [Broadcast] Naooooooooooooooo arghhh graa baaa... ssssss Architect_21: ..... Benie: That is so a quote. [Citizen] Architect_21: It should go in the "did notmake any sense" quotes page Benie: Also, since when do unicorns go "baaa" when on fire? [Citizen] Architect_21: wait is Broadcast teh unicorn!!! [Broadcast] Because I'm burning alive? What do you expect me to say? Architect_21: Maybe aaahh im burning Benie: More like... oh.. "AHHHHHH!!!" [Broadcast] Maybe.. [Trustee] mjpwwf: "No-n-no! Wait-lemme-AHH-" - asdfmovie [Broadcast] lalalalal I'm burning lalalalala Architect_21: poor lala ..*Later that day*... Architect_21: So um broadcast, did the Unicorns respawn Benie: Yes... but I keep lighting them on fire. Benie: Cute things bug me. :P Architect_21: But your island is cute [Broadcast] Well... I'm in heaven now sooo... I guess i haven't respawn yet. mjpwwf: nice dragon...*pet pet* xD * Benie eats the waffle mjpwwf: owie
bensismith
when autobus22 asked bensismith to be a tpa beacon: bensismith: poof! autobus22: poof! Much later: mikefishr: and poof! mikefishr left the game. bensismith: its contagious poofing!
BernCow
Miner: kitty can i haave a house instead of a condom in kitiana Kitty: LOLOLOLOLOL XD Miner: *CONDO Tar: LOL
Amtrak: OMG THIS IS AN AWESOME TRADIS TheUltimate: Tradis? TheUltimate: Time Relative And Dimensions In Space? Amtrak: *TARDS TheUltimate: XD Gopher: Ooo Amtrak: *TARDUS TheUltimate: XDDD Amtrak: *TARDIS
- you sceam exterminate twice and everyone thinks your a dalek No ardy i am DAVROS
Amtrak: KITTY WAS THIS YOUR AFK BOX Kitty: lala did it :P
- sex ed go to p4
Darth_Redneck: I find your lack of faith disturbing Camelfantasy: *CreepyChimps choked to death* CreepyChimps died CreepyChimps: Dammit camel
camel do you still sell shits FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AUTOCORRECT I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT
do i need to ask someone to attack porn victoria *PORT
- my fish tore is being attacked by very threatening villagers
- kuukuna ratata
i saw a road sign today one of the electronic ones saying "changing lanes use ya blinkah"
#massive chest nuts
FUCK YOU AUTO CORRECT
#massachussets
BernCow left the game.
- shoot for moon and if you miss youll hit archduke franz ferdinand plunging the world into war eventually leading to the rise of the Nazis and all subsequent events
BlockMan1533
- chiefbozx what can members do?
- I'm on Creative and you want to charge me?
- hey i see myself on dynmap!
- chief, you're the owner, right?
- i wuv dynmap
- frumple will hear about this (after Benie tells him to use alternate means of transport instead of the MRT)
BluemontBoy
- IT BURNZZZZZZZ (After Yoshi's Massive WorldEdit 9 Dec 2013)
bnsfninja
- (Was promoted to Councillor) My nametag just got bluer!
gg I mean gtg
BossOfGames
- I need all mods on deck!
- Quick question...
- This is going to be the biggest thing on the server.
- CHIEF!!!! *after getting randomly shocked by Chief*
- Actually...
- Frumple, can we troll Chief's office?
- Guys, let's all send Frumple spam mail.
- I would like to dedicate this project to Benie, he can now take my delayed builds description off the staff board (during the MRT Convention Center opening ceremony)
- WOOOOO STAFF PARTY
- I lurk in the shadows (After accidentally using chat while fake quit)
Autobus: can i expand the road form your town to autocity boss: no iam gonna build a district there Autobus: Oh? i claimed that land there -_- boss: Nope i already did. Autobus: Oh? Found no claim signs..... * BossOfGames left the game *
- I don't know what i'm doing right now.
brombrombromley
*TonyTajiri is no longer afk*
TonyTajiri: wb
[Citizen]camelfantasy: Did you just wb yourself?
JohnNotTech: How old do you think I am, judging by my voice? TonyTajiri: 15-16 JohnNotTech: I'm thirteen. TonyTajiri: Wow, puberty hit you hard, dude!
Tonytajiri: Auto, i implemented your modern art! ModernArt: :P
- Miney May I please have a gate at your computer?
bryce_am
** in Mumble ** bryce_am: so you are going to bed but you sister is listening to Sharkesha CortesiRaccoon: ITS SHAKIRA! Just_robinho: ITS SHAKIRA! MinecraftYoshi26: SHAKIRA!!!
bryce_am: red bryce_am: wake up RedBear47: ya bryce_am: wrong red x AP_Red wakes up
Discussing Leeds Station, 170 mile north of London Bryce: Wait? Does the London Overground go to it?
bryce_am left the game. [Lottery] Congratulations to bryce_am for winning $122!
bspells
- ugh... so hard to play mc and eat a burrito at the same time...
- *bspells is untangling his 15-foot long [insert complicated name here] wire
- (On Mumble) YES I KNOW YOU CAN SMELL ME! (After MC_Protocol plays the "I can smell you" Morgan Freeman clip)
ByteMega
[Mayor] ByteMega: How long is the dynmap render? [Mayor] ByteMega: All answers ranging from one second to one eon is accepted. [Trustee] SoaPuffball: -1 second [Mayor] ByteMega: i'm sorry that is invalid [Trustee] SoaPuffball: :P [Mayor] ByteMega: that does not fall into the stated category [Trustee] SoaPuffball: 1.0000000000000001 eons [Councillor] Steve_Bobs: "Ask Frumple" seconds [Mayor] ByteMega: i'm sorry but it would be a hassle to stalk his address and book a flight to canada
why is there a husbandry section in advancements like include wifery at least
(me is SoaPuffball) [me -> ByteMega] thanks [ByteMega -> me] somewhere around this area [ByteMega -> me] and dont screw up the lake plsthansk [me -> ByteMega] * turns the lake into a screw [ByteMega -> me] *annexes your town
cal76
- (to Skele after he changed his skin) You got your red collared shit back (meant to say shirt)
JamesGaming: Cal? Cal76: Hmm? JamesGaming: Do you have an old world town? Cal76: Yes, Riverend. JamesGaming: Does it have an airport? Cal76: No JamesGaming: (thinking of planning plane routes) :( I really want to fly there. Cal76: Double tap the spacebar.
SoaPuffball: when will you ever start doing businesses again KittyCat11231: three years after the next time you ask SoaPuffball: >:( SoaPuffball: y cal76: Kitty can I have a Slave boutique? _Kastle: >:(
Camelfantasy
*TonyTajiri is now afk* Camelfantasy: To afk box Tony or to not afk box Tony... MeetMeInSpace: To *TonyTajiri is no longer afk* TonyTajiri: You frigging little troll
- My subway station looks bad, but what do I expect from 10 min. :P
- Sorry jdykhous, but the government is building over your great beachfront property :P
Member: what are you guys working on? Camelfantasy: We're doing nothing, that's all you need to know, good day to you SantaHnt: XD
*mine_man_ and creeperface_ AFK box AlikSong* x AlikSong is no longer AFK Camelfantasy: I predict two deaths... mine_man_ died creeperface_ died Camelfantasy: RIP Camelfantasy died Camelfantasy: why did i die? AlikSong: I had reason to believe that you were the one who suggested the afk box xD
Canadian_K9: what key do you press with F3 to reload your chunks again? Camelfantasy: no, its F4, and you press it with alt Canadian_K9: right 34lynx72 left the game. Canadian_K9 left the game. Camelfantasy: LOL 34lynx72 joined the game Canadian_K9 joined the game 34lynx72: really camelfantasy xD Camelfantasy: guess it worked didnt it 34lynx72 hahaha Canadian_K9: ooohhh YOU!!!!! Camelfantasy: LOL you fell for it 34lynx72: i forgot about that trick Camelfantasy: LOLOLOLOL Candadian_K9: lol i cant believe i falled for that 34lynx72: ^^^
MRTKeikoku: I'm sorry Tom... Camelfantasy: just say you hate the ravens and he'll stop MRTKeikoku: I hate the ravens Thou hast been smitten! MRTKeikoku: I'll kill you camel...
you rode your bike down a kill and it almost hilled you
Skelezomperman: so where is the milk chugging arena Vulpicula: Wait, you actually thought that existed? Camelfantasy: make one Vulpicula: On it. I'll make it half the size of Whitechapel! :D Camelfantasy: and then some mod goes "yeah lets not" _frozen: yeah, lets not. Camelfantasy: LOL Camelfantasy: i predict well
mjpwwf: I was only kidding, Broadcast. :P Camelfantasy: *mjpwwf died* mjpwwf died Camelfantasy: LOL predicted it!
Thou hast been smitten! Camelfantasy: HA Narnia17: *is running around in Waterville* Camelfantasy: MISSED Thou hast been smitten! *misses again* camelfantasy died Tom_Pairs: nope camelfantasy: =.= camelfantasy: well you missed both times xD Tom_Pairs: hmm he died though Camelfantasy: not by lightning Tom_Pairs: don't mess with thor's twin Tom_Pairs: mawahaha Camelfantasy died Narnia17: xDDDDD
*when talking about UCWTIA* Camelfantasy: well fyfe said he would try to get it approved b4 gsm so :/ thomasfyfe joined the game. Camelfantasy: wb thomasfyfe: Hey Sirots: wb Camelfantasy: yLOLOLOL Sirots: Speaking of... Just_robinho: omg the timing Camelfantasy: IKR KittyCat11231: hey fyfe TheRainbowNoob: we summoned fyfe TheRainbowNoob: lets summon frumple Camelfantasy: YAS i summoned him CortesiRaccoon: the timing is real thomasfyfe: Summoned again? Camelfantasy: yes TheRainbowNoob: you know frumple said hed make me a sandwich today Camelfantasy: "well fyfe said he would try to get it approved b4 gsm so :/" Camelfantasy: then you joined thomasfyfe: And I failed you :P
Camelfantasy: I like trams Camalfantasy was slain by auto's tram
*While Alik Was Bringing Down A Hill... [Derpy_Melon]: //naturalize? [AlikSong]: umm //smooth [Derpy_Melon]: ah ok Some Time Later [camelfantasy]: i swear alik is just looking at the hill and then it changes [camelfantasy]: the power of the eyes...
MishkaMan: WHY is this going on Camelfantasy: try option+shift+comand+q mjpwwf: Because the letter T doesn't want you to revoke its sponsorship. MishkaMan left the game. Camelfantasy: rip mishka MishkaMan joined the game Camelfantasy: wb MishkaMan: camel you little.... Camelfantasy: ? MishkaMan: what Camelfantasy: did you actually,,, MishkaMan: oh wow Camelfantasy: GG MishkaMan: i cant type now MishkaMan: can!@ Camelfantasy: LOLOLOL MishkaMan: it worked MishkaMan: thanks camel! Camelfantasy: so yes, that command does work xd MishkaMan: lolsies MishkaMan: i thought you were trying to troll me Camelfantasy: xD Camelfantasy: well what did it do? MishkaMan: LOG me off Camelfantasy: xD Camelfantasy: so it worked two ways
EliteNeon: F*CK MY LIFE! EliteNeon left the game. Frozen: Sigh Camel: Most people who rage quit joins back 5 minutes later.. *Diemundz starts timer ( few minutes later) EliteNeon joined the game
(in Discord) i have a tranquil forest i have a train UH trainquil forest
- yes i need CC shifted 1 block south and frumple's house wiped off the face of the world (referring to a possible w/e)
SoSo123: should i summon heaven Frosty_Creeper10: yas Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso SoSo123: naw camelfantasy: mute frosty camelfantasy: mute frosty camelfantasy: mute frosty
camelfantasy: it's so fluffy i'm gonna die! camelfantasy was pricked to death
[Discord] Rocketscience: Working in daylight is for the weak camelfantasy: being weak is for the weak
- we must report you to frumple by pinging him in staff emergency 3 times
camelfantasy: i am the senate MistleSoa: no MistleSoa: i am the senate camelfantasy: it's treason then
Camelicano
SoaPuffball: camel2? Camelicano: There is only one camel SoaPuffball: because the other one is a fantasy? Camelicano: and there is only one Camel One with a capital C and one without xD
Canadian_K9
- do i count as a girl, cause i sure act like one
- jax, stop rubbing agaist frumple
- i feel like I have just been shused by a hobo (after being shused by 0rocketscience0)
x Frumple is now AFK Canadian_K9: AFK BOX HIM!! x Frumple is no longer AFK
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*when talking about cars* Vulpicula: Yes, but what makes an SUV an Suv? Canadian_K9 left the game.
CaptainChimpy
[Mayor] Sirots: darmok//can the spam man! [Citizen] dope_cheese: gopher gg [Citizen] dope_cheese: yeah screw u darmok [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: darmok is like an old granny sometimes [Mayor] Sirots: lol [Citizen] dope_cheese: lol
* _MajorMagpie_ joined the game * Everyone: Hello Valach: Hi, Maggers Major: Maggers? That's new. Valach: Guys RUN
Just_robinho: I am a united fan Valach: Yay :D Robin: :D Valach: jk I am a Chelsea FC fan :PPPP *ValachSarkhor died* *jphgolf4321 joined the game* Valach: Dammit JR Jph: ? Valach: Jr killed me :( Jph: bad robin Robin: He shouldn't have said he was a Chelsea fan :P (A few minutes later) Valach: TROLOLOL Valach: I ended up in my town hall xP Robin: Damn son
Valach: please may I have a W/E? *lalaboy left the game* *Omricon left the game* Valach: ...
Chimpy: Space let it go. Kottle: LET IT GO Kottle: LET IT GO Space: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEE Kottle: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYRORE Chimpy: Oh Christ no. Kottle: OH MY GOD Kottle: *poos* AlikSong: Oh noo Space: KOTTLE PLEASE Chimpy: [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] mustang_guy: Let it go! mustang_guy: Let it go! mustang_guy: Turn away and slam the door! Space: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEE Space: o Space: oops Chimpy: WHAT HAVE I STARTED
- i have a summer idea to build an idea
Chimpy: Catpain Chimpy: The failed emoticon Chimpy: *Captain Chimpy: sorry Kitty PresidentQwerty: Catpain? Chimpy: I was a pain to you Kitty, I'm so sorry Kitty: That sounds like a Justin & Justin product
_Redneck_Jesus_: Do you plan for Armada to be the highest ranked city? Chimpy: No RL: NOP Ardy: Well what do you think : Chimpy: It'll be the quackest city.
- ooh ooh ahh ahh (translation: Ardy approves). I mean Chimpy approves.
Chimpy: Request to change the official server mascot from Tom the Taco to Martii the Melon Chimpy: *marty Chimpy: All no? OK den Martii: [Owner] Frumple: Granted.
Chimpy: when were you promoted to trustee _SkyBlaze: just now TrainPro: just now mjpwwf: just now
- (While Starcubed and Chimpy are contesting city hall floors) This is starting to sound like some bloody kids' counting game.
(When lala's anime is downloading) Chimpy: Oh I know, 1982 KB. Chimpy: OMG I made a reference Chimpy: I just made a Falklands reference (referring to Falklands War in 1982)
(Ardy jails Smae because of doing sword tests in Armada during a mourning) [Senator+] Ardyan: welcome to Armada Jail (Smae then escapes the jail) [Senator+] Ardyan: oh damn son [Member] QueenSmae: #LikeABoss [Senator+] Ardyan: smae is a runway [Senator+] Ardyan: *runaway [Mayor] CreepyChimps: fail [Mayor] CreepyChimps: This is Armada Skydome. We are landing on the Smae runway. [Senator+] Ardyan: LOL SO TRUE [Member] QueenSmae: I love it when planes land on me
CreepyChimps: note: NEVA USE IRON BRAS CreepyChimps: *BARS
CaptainChimpy: as in, rel life cames CaptainChimpy: *camles CaptainChimpy: *camels CaptainChimpy: *rel CaptainChimpy: *real CaptainChimpy: *real life camels Camelfantasy: quadruple fayul
CaptainChimpy: Hey, yoshi, can I have a BJ? MinecraftYoshi26: um Camelfantasy: wut? CaptainChimpy is no longer AFK. CaptainChimpy: I'll tell you why later CaptainChimpy: Yoshi is a dinosaur mine_man_: whaaatttt? MinecraftYoshi26: um MinecraftYoshi26: well CaptainChimpy: Dinosaurs link back to Barney Camelfantasy: you do not want to know how i took that CaptainChimpy: Barney the dinosaur's best friend is called BJ mine_man_: same Camelfantasy: gg MinecraftYoshi26: um well chimpy 2 things MinecraftYoshi26: 1 I don't know who you are and what you look like CaptainChimpy: wait did I say something a bit wrong? MinecraftYoshi26: 2 no MinecraftYoshi26: :P MIKE24DUDE: yoshi is not a prostittute Camelfantasy: YES CaptainChimpy Camelfantasy: VERY wrong CaptainChimpy: Uhm CaptainChimpy: so for since the day I was wrong I thought that *that* was the name of Barney's best friend Camelfantasy: lol CaptainChimpy: I love to watch Barney CaptainChimpy: obviously before I found this
MishkaMan left the game (afk kick) CaptainChimpy: Hey mishka CaptainChimpy: I see you were kicked out of Italy, Mussolini style.
- Hey Canal, wanna help me with the camel?
This was when Camelfantasy was helping CaptainChimpy build hiscamelcanal but got the two words mixed up, like CaptainChimpy just did.
my friend dropped his bass today and the teacher got really steamy *steamed up oops ops dat reference do
*when chimpy is failing at spelling every single sentence* .msg camel please funy quote that before it gets too much for my bairn
CaptainObi
Capt: Halp 0roc: do /spawn if you are stuck guest Capt: I can't 0roc: O, you're Obi... Need: XD
CaptainObi So today CaptainObi my water leaked Frosty_Creeper10 I can speak 2 languages in the same language family as bahasa Starcubed kamu makan buang air besar Frosty_Creeper10 Does that count London150 what obi? Starcubed wow Skele visit Carnoustie for XIV TacoBurritoAThon Starcubed congrats Frosty_Creeper10 Omg obi are you pregnant?? Starcubed omg Frosty_Creeper10 Congrats!! CaptainObi and spilled water over my phone Starcubed congratulations! Frosty_Creeper10 I cant believe we’re gonna be fathers London150 Omg frosty xD Skele Ok that just grossed me out Starcubed oh Echohue omg congrats!! Skele I’m gonna leave now _HeavenAngel_ why are you holding your phone down there CaptainObi oh fuck Echohue when’s the baby? Starcubed congrats!!! your water is leaking CaptainObi i ment my water bottle leaked CaptainObi xD
[Bunker] CaptainObi: mistle tpa [Bunker] MistleSoa: later busy [Bunker] AlphaDS: missle [Bunker] MistleSoa: missile toe [Bunker] AlphaDS: oof [Bunker] CaptainObi: wait youre soa/ [Bunker] MistleSoa: cutest pvz2 plant [Bunker] AlphaDS: no he is missle toe [Bunker] SoaPuffball: no i'm a misletoe dressed up as a diancie with a girl's mask
CaptLincoln
Mike What are you doing here? Trying to hit on my sister?
CaptLincoln: Sorry, my sister is triggered that lost her city. UnknownSilent: i am not triggered! CaptLincoln: Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present... CaptLincoln .5! SoaPuffball: wut megascatterbomb: wat Minecrafter_11: wha hvt2011: aat CaptLincoln: Better known as UnknownSilent.
- I'm so fly, I never land.
SoaPuffball: how do you speak about fight club CaptLincoln: Sssshhh CaptLincoln: First rule about fight club. CaptLincoln: You don't talk about fight club. SoaPuffball: you just talked about fight club CaptLincoln: *gasp* CaptLincoln died Player CaptLincoln took their own life. SoaPuffball: that means you are not in fight club anymore CaptLincoln left the game.
CaptLincoln: Stacks can only go vertical. SoaPuffball: they can also go horizontal CaptLincoln: WHAT?! SoaPuffball: gg CaptLincoln: No way. camelfantasy: you didn't know that? CaptLincoln: This is bull****. camelfantasy: they can also go diagonal with fast async w/e CaptLincoln: I don't believe it/ CaptLincoln: I honestly think you're s**tting me. SoaPuffball: stacks can go horizontal CaptLincoln: Mega megascatterbomb: ye CaptLincoln: Can you confirm that stack go horizontal? megascatterbomb: ye CaptLincoln: Cause these g- CaptLincoln: WT*
- What if I don't want to meet you in space? (MeetMeInSpace joined the game)
- It's the man, the myth, the waffle (mjpwwf joined the game)
CarbonM14
- Wait this even where it supposed to go :P | Holy crap I can't even think today! (In a private message to bspells)
Casey_Jones3
[Councillor+] Casey_Jones3: I mean Ass as in asshold [Councillor+] Casey_Jones3: ASSHOLe
chiefbozx
- Well. too. BAD!
- Don't ever trust me with a sign.
- That's another clear sign I need to go to bed.
- This is where Frumple rigs the votes.
- Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing with WorldEdit...
- ...Right. I was not paying attention, as usual.
- I'm not a troll, I'm a prankster. There's a big difference.
- Elpmurf!
- DANGIT!
- ... make sure everyone's hair is on fire.
- Staircase? NOPE! COMPASS!
- What have I done? (Creating the wiki and noticing the funny quote page was the first one created)
- [Random Canadian Taco Monster] (A title for Frumple)
- Good morning audience..
- And the nominations for 'best reaction from a Thor Hammer' are...
- OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
- I am listening to a BRSTM. Come back later.
- [Taco Thief] chiefbozx: All your tacos are belong to us! Mwahahaha!
- You might want to move. Your face is about to get pasted in. (before pasting 100,000 blocks as WorldEdit)
- Random Mumble Advertisement | End Random Mumble Advertisement (as Broadcast)
- chiefbozx is busy. Leave a message at the sound of the beep. *beep*
- Hi steve
- I expect a new skin. GET A BUNNY SKIN
- I'm sorry. Can we be friends? :D
- (In mumble) Your face is why
- Ping!
- I just got an idea for an evil prank...
- Ok folks, I'm off to ed. (meant to say bed)
- Hooboy...
- Get off my desk! (to Just_robinho standing on Chief's desk at Studio Chief)
- More bacon!! WOOO!! (Snapshot w32)
- I logged onto MCMyAdmin and saw SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK DEATH DEATH DEATH (after April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
- oh wait... frumple has taco weapons.
- Lightning is fun
_frozen: I made a perfect MC circle! chief: THERE ARE NO CIRCLES IN MINECRAFT!!!
- (to random member) No, I will not go on a date with you
- (random member)! I just updated the (random wiki page) page on the wiki! Now it has pretty infoboxes and icons all over it!
- Achievement Get: Blended!
- * chiefbozx has morphed into an undecagon
grep
! It greps things!
[Snowman] SonicTornado:and if you ever saw him you would even say it glows [Rudolph] chiefbozx:and if you ever saw him he would shock you in your face *chiefbozx shocked SonicTornado*
- WAT (when hawks said he was in a serious relationship with chief)
- (On front page of MRT)
- Have a good day! As they say in my hometown, don’t forget to be awesome. (P.S. Yes, nerdfighters, you heard that right. :) )
jphgolf4321: chief used thunderbolt! It's super effective! Skelezomperman: Frumple used Owner Powers! It's super effective! Skelezomperman: chief fainted! *chiefbozx died*
- chiefbozx shocked jphgolf4321* [In reference to Chief's Bozx-ers] | [Broadcast by chiefbozx] You've been spanked!
- And of course my mouse is on the other side of the room. One moment.
- For the record: I am Chief and you are a potato.
- The Hammer has done justice once again!
We're having a "Staff Meeting" OR ARE WE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
- I'm going to head off now and pretend to do homework.
* Chief says something in Mumble, but there are sparrows outside chirping * Frumple: Chief, are you outside? Chief: No, there's a sparrow's nest right outside my window. Everyone: *laughs* Major: Punch it! Chief: Okay! ...For SCIENCE! * punches wall * OW!
- Guys there's a grass block in central park
- I have a cable (leaves channel)
- One moment, I appear to be on fire.
- *Chiefbozx has kicked MeetMeInSpace for Go check your emails*
hntredtie: Chief, wtf is this sponge ball? Chiefbozx: It's a sponge ball.
Hntredtie: Who the heck AFK boxed me. Camelfantasy: Not me [Server] I did hnt Hntredtie: Prism says Camelfantasy not Chiefbozx Camelfantasy: He framed me :P Just_Robinho: Go to bed Chief :P
Chief: So I've been thinking about... Fish: Chief's been thinking! Chief: Chief's been thinking! Run! * Tom_Pairs left the channel *
This isn't a Trumple server This is a Frumple server
- You are in violation of ordinance VR-1820598751827491857: No Littering of Road Bits
[Guest] help im stuck [Chief] You on a PC or Mac? [Guest] mac [Chief] Ok, press Shift-Option-Command-Q and you'll be teleported out [Guest] ok * Guest has left the game * (Shift-Option-Command-Q forcibly logs the user out on mac, slightly worse than the alt-f4 troll)
- Chief is guilty of not paying attention.
KittyCat11231: chief mumble? chiefbozx: sure i'll hop on discord
- BOOM! I'm gonna hit this thing bang in the face.
chiefbozx joined the game. SoaPuffball: :O SoaPuffball: a wild chief appeared hvt2011: hai chief chiefbozx: oh no chiefbozx: i've been spotted chiefbozx: run chiefbozx left the game. SoaPuffball: xD AyyLion: rip chiefbozx joined the game. chiefbozx: lol hi
stand by for restart hold on to your butts
(talking about homes) chiefbozx: Homes: a, aa, aaa, aaaa, airport, asdf, a3, e, fishlab, sch, testificate, ver chiefbozx: what have i done MinecraftYoshi26: aaaaaaaaaaaaa SoSo123: lol
SoaPuffball: /kick chiefbozx stop fixing signage and go to bed chiefbozx: Error: chiefbozx doesn't like being kicked. SoaPuffball: lol chiefbozx: Error: No soccer balls named chiefbozx were found.
godzilltrain: knowmads
knowmads7: yes godz?
godzilltrain: why do you have a warp to frumple's house on the front of pearl coast's mall?
chiefbozx joined the game.
camelfantasy: great timing
camelfantasy: blame chief
chiefbozx: HAHAHAHAHA
chiefbozx: wait what'd i do this time
knowmads7: lol cause Chief put that there over 2 years ago. and speaking of hiii :p
camelfantasy: the warp to frumple's house
chiefbozx: lmaooooo
KittyCat11231: well im trying to enjoy a tropical vacation (is in Halua Island adventure map pre-completion area) KittyCat11231: but its ****ing snowing SnowPuffball_: xD chiefbozx: kitty, i told you, you won't get a tropical vacation in minnesota
- press button > Ding dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING
- sure, my road obeys gravity now
- This city drives on the left. DENIED
- Don't you own Amtrak?
chiefbozx: hey can someone do /d @everyone LDShadowLord -> Discord: @everyone megascatterbomb: Dammit.
chiefbozx: dear chief, please explain yourself chiefbozx: why is this sign precisely 3 blocks off SoaPuffball: gg camelfantasy: blame chief chiefbozx: duh blame chief SoaPuffball: blame cheif not chief *Tom_Pairs watches chief talking to himself camelfantasy: blame chefbox chiefbozx: brb changing name to cheifbozx
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza SoaPuffball: HONK chiefbozx: no (soa gets smitten) VAReaper: HONK SoaPuffball: y chiefbozx: pineapples have better things to do than be on pizza * Kel5 is no longer AFK. Kel5: WRONG * Kel5 is now AFK. chiefbozx: Kel5 comes back from afk just to yell "WRONG"
chiefbozx: where do i put my face time2makemymove: enter the park time2makemymove: only one ple time2makemymove: where do you want your one face chiefbozx: there sesese9: instant popularity when chief puts his face on that wall
chiefbozx: roses are red, violets are blue, your hair is on fire MetroNorth: chief, it's Roses are red, a poem I have written, in just a few seconds, Thou hast been smitten [Discord] Megascatterbomb: Chef box is new uber beats chiefbozx: brb changing name to chefbox_uberbeats
- >cat frumplessecretplans.txt | grep taco
chiefbozx: question: what is the plural of goose SoaPuffball: geese chiefbozx: what is the plural of moose SoaPuffball: moose _Slushi_: Meese chiefbozx: slushi wins
cmrs345
Kitty: ooh nippia rendered on dynmap :D cmrs: 12 year olds be like nippia haha Kitty: cmrs how old are you? cmrs: 11
cody___73951
- cody___73951 thinks everyone is AWESOME
KittyCat11231: *thinks cody didn't take his meds
- cody___73951 thinks everyone is overusing me (meant to say /me)
CodyHM
- I'm a heteromantic bisextual graysextual so probably won't get some d from me thanks
- so you just love dick and have a high libido? (two mins later...) ok glad we've come to that understanding
- that sounds like a redneck sex scene
- that's cuz your not a councilor
- and no, I am not a hungarian stripper
CodyHM: p1 CodyHM: p2 CodyHM: p1 CodyHM: oh, set smooth sandstone Vickiposa: cody CodyHM: yes Echohue: go to worldedit school SoaPuffball: gg CodyHM: I have Echohue: go again Frosty_Creeper10: p1 > p2 > p1 Frosty_Creeper10: returh Vickiposa: i would appreciate if you set out specific points beforehand with distinct blocks SoaPuffball: return CodyHM: ok
*_sans05 is no longer AFK. CodyHM: All I am is Weier's road slave _sans05: I come back to that
computerghost
- right quick
- I'm not really a funny guy.
- Let me check my math...
- brb, getting ice for my computer.
- I will ponder this.
- Just pick up your toys when you're done. :P
- * computerghost builds one of his flying machines with pistons. *
- First song not to get voted out! I new Melanie wouldn't fail me! :-)
- *talking about horse business* You can have them in any color you want, as long as you want white.
- It's not much of a disguise. I literally became a guest and lose my admin powers. Oh, darn... how to get back... :/ Well I guess I'll just have to re-fill an app and work my way back up
- (In Mumble) I was trying to impress a girl once so I grabbed an electric fence.
*computerghost hugs angel* computerghost was slain by angelzer0
ConnConn2005
ConnConn2005: has anyone seen SoaPuffball? (SnowPuffball_ or SoaPuffball is present) SnowPuffball_: hai camelfantasy: *facepalm*
Conric005
- (after joining) I'm bacc
- (when confused) how in the hecc...
Conric005: city Citybuilder_ yes? Conric005: i'm at the point in my company Conric005: that my workers are basically toads Conric005: expendable
(solving The Metro Station Challenge 7) Conric005: I think have the metro station challenge thingy Conric005: Unless city was joking SkyjumperTalon: DM me your thoughts Citybuilder_: I thought you gave up Citybuilder_: xD Citybuilder_: I was joking Citybuilder_: there was already one in vermillion Citybuilder_: xD Citybuilder_: I wouldn't tell you if i knew lol Conric005: then im standing in a flight to vermillion from airchester for nothing? Citybuilder_: yes Conric005 left the game
SkyjumperTalon: What's your town? Conric005: Bichwood
(gets ranked up to mayor whilst typing) Conric005: city, i'm almost mayor Conric005: OH WAIT
FooteChicken has joined the server Conric005: Welcome bawk
(Conric005 comes on minechat after finishing a math test) Conric005: Just finished a meth test Conric005: *math Conric005: *math
Conric005: I sure do hope I dont slip off this building... Conric005 fell from a high place
- Slap some flex tape over his mouth for good measure, we can't have him telling anyone about this
- Conric005: I'll just drown my sorrow in thicc juice
- im really good at drowning a carton of goldfish in 15 minutes
[Discord] Conric005: city you should start a franchise and go big with it [Discord] Conric005: or take communist mcdonalds and take over the MRT
Conric005: i have acquired my 7th cough drop
Conric005: that's mama luigi to you mario hvt2011: Y Conric005: wait frick wrong chat chiefbozx: wat hvt2011: CONRIC hvt2011: WHY Conric005: don't question ut Echohue: how could that possibly have context Conric005: -\ (o.o) /-
Conric005: it is i Conric005: the frenchest fry
- beep beep lettuce
- [Media] Conric005: the next astroslurp will be blue
Cookie46910
(chief, vicki, Yoshi and cookie are on) woorich999 joined the game. woorich999: hi Cookie46910: chief get out this is a secret admod meeting Cookie46910: woorich* Cookie46910: im dumb woorich999: aww woorich999 left the game. [Discord] SoaPuffball: chief is a secret admod chiefbozx: lmaooooooooo Cookie46910: yes yes
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game. Cookie46910: ushi hvt2011: ushi SoaPuffball: u s h i
(around 5 minutes before restart) Cookie46910: last SoaPuffball: too early Vickiposa: it hasnt even hit 1 minute yet Cookie46910: last Echohue: cookie you're abnormally broken today Cookie46910: im always broken
CosmicCat90
- Now is there an art world? (Old World is being rendered)
CortesiRaccoon
- YOZI!
- Dammit Yoshi!!!
- Life is like a box of chocolates. If you are fat it will not last much
Cortesi: Can i have some tunneling please?
"MinecraftYoshi26 Left The Game"
"Tom_Pairs Left The Game"
"Just_robinho Left The Game"
Cortesi: Dammit -_-
Cortesi: Can i come in?
chiefbozx teleported Cortesi to spawn
Cortesi: Take that as a No
- NO YOSHI NO!!
- I CAME IN LIKE A CHIIIEEEEEEEFBOZZZXXXX!!!
- JANET!!
- If you loose an iphone, technology allows us to find wherever that may be.
If you loose a plane with 239 passengers, nobody knows anything.
*Cortesi is playing with a cat peluche, it makes meow, yay.
*Cortesi goes ping
Cortest: I believe I can fly Cortesi fell from a high place
Chief please KOCK me
Cortesi: England has no Kidney Bank, but it does have a Liverpool - Cortesi Tarheelscouse: And now my entire family hates you
BaronThamesBank: Being a mod is nice because i work with people Cortesi: how do you know we are people <.< >.> Cortesi: best they found us bestmate66: OMG!!! Cortesi: RUN!!! bestmate66: to the mothership!!
im single after my last gf threw a muffin at me...
*After Soleurs is having spassy movements in Minecraft* It's like watching 50th Shads of grades with no sound
I want to change my prefix to [Premier+]
* CortesiRaccoon bought 1000000 tickets crashing the lottery forever
- Player CortesiRaccoon kicked [Guest] for Banned.
[Mod] CortesiRaccoon: I have been watching this conversation for 10 min and still didnt understand what the main topic is
[Councillor] swirm32: can i get a w/e please [Mod] CortesiRaccoon: yes you cant
Cortesi: (mail [meant to run /mail]
Cortesi: dammit gave up my position
Narnia17: ohai cort
allifarki: fail
Cortest: abort mission!
Cortesi: ABORT
Hightech_TR: lol
CortesiRaccoon joined the game.
Cortesi: I gotta go paste in the memorial thingy thangy thoongy thung fish, chief: wtf?
CortesiRaccoon joined the game.
kekkomatic: hi
BangtanSky: Cort :D
Cortesi: oh no im the only mod...
Cortesi: nvm
CortesiRaccoon left the game.
- Who's your pusher
- CortesiRaccoon temporarily banned [Guest] for 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds: You are the second weakest link. Goodbue..
CrazyRocketGuy
- pandg3 was shot by CrazyRocketGuy using [[Insert Funny Bow Name Here]]
_crepper_
Yellowchamallow left the game [Senator] creeperface_: hi yellow
[Senator+] Ardyle: are all singaporeans prodigious like you? [Councillor] TrainPro: lol [Councillor] TrainPro: good question [Councillor] TrainPro: ask crepper [Senator+] Ardyle: crapper you there? [Governor] _crepper_: yep [Senator+] Ardyle: your stance on the question above? [Governor] _crepper_: ask train
CSnooster
ModernArt: if you want I can give it in embassies CSnooster: what are embassies ModernArt: oh god no CSnooster: modern what are embassies ModernArt: search it up Csnooster: no like in this contextt ModernArt: search it up AlphaDS: google translate if English is not your first language CSnooster: I know what an embassy is LithiumMirnuriX: what is your national language, csnooster? CSnooster: English LithiumMirnuriX: you know diplomatic mission? CSnooster: no PeacemakerX5: CS is not versed in politics ModernArt: embassy is just an embassy for a said country CSnooster: an embassy is like a mini part of a country in another country CSnooster: I think PeacemakerX5: no CSnooster: kk' ModernArt: CSnooster can you search it up please CSnooster: ok
CyAmethyst
- I may be gone for months, but that doesn't mean you can exploit me, woorich
- Don't listen to him, he wants to turn you into a sandwich
Cynra_
- *member joins Mumble sound plays* OH GOD!! (as seen here: http://youtu.be/u01IpZLhLzY?t=14m13s)
- Le sigh.
- Micheal: FlowsHD texture pack + Rudoplays shaders mod + epic modern mansion = OMG I JUST SH*T MYSELF :P | mfish: You just shot yourself? you should call the proper authorities
mfish: yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye Kitty: WHAT DOES THE FISH SAY
Supykun joined the game Supykun: I am back Mikefishr: Hi, back
Mikefishr Joined The Game Mikefishr: Hell
V _hnt: Hell to you too, mike.
Macftrax: Hell!?!?
(When Chimpy is trying to troll Cort by pushing him off the library roof) CaptainChimpy died Cort: I have 3 monitors, I can see what's going on. Chimpy: oh yeah... CortesiRaccoon died Mikefishr:You think I can't?
SoaPuffball: how many other people are in the may batch CynraSilver: uh CynraSilver: a number
* Cynra_ afks! It's super effective! * Cynra_ is now AFK.
DaEdwards
[Councillor] DaEdwards: Thicc Juice Conric005 joined the game.
daltdisneyland
I hate when a kill tries to hill me
dope_cheese: s ? camelfantasy: s ? camelfantasy: s . dope_cheese: s . AyyLion: perhaps s shall be our always (reference to TFIOS)
pools are just colorful public bathrooms
when discussing the proper amount of o's to put in the word "home" when sung by a celebrity in the American national anthem:
*takes deep breath* *exhales bc I heard the ice cream man brb*
SilverBubble: if i coudl vote, i'd rather elect a dead honest man than a liar or idiot AyyLion: so you're voting for abraham lincoln? Skelezomperman: LOL SilverBubble: yeah!!!
Narnia17: ayylion is about to type a bunch or r's just a warning AyyLion: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
DaMarMan111
im poor can i get free supporter?
darkhawkshane
- sorry im busty (meant to say busy)
DCampite
- DCampite joined the game| any funny death messages lately? (when he was a guest)
- my mom is surprised im permaguest (after his application got denied)
DCampite thinks about robin irl one day. When he starts, this happens: *Just_robinho joined the game*
*autobus22 joined the game* DCampite: hi bus (people usually call him auto) Ardyan: hi bus
*allifarki joined the game* DCampite: hi ally allifarki: hi campy
DCampite: semi back Diemundz: Picture of the back of a semi truck
*DCampite joined the game* colaja953: ever sentence was gold but xD *Shirin_Maya joined the game* Skelezomperman: well he had so many guest quotes DCampite: who Shirin_Maya: hi DCampite: hi dcampite and shirin (He said hi to himself)
godzilltrain joined the game [Mayor+] godzilltrain: hey all DCampite: recongrats godz Godz:re-thanks DCampite:)
- I'm sure the staff call each other by irl names in Mumble
decorminecraft
- LOL (when literally smiling)
- Oh god...
- Wut...
- ...
- I can fix that... (referring to an Elevator)
- #IKEAFood
- I'm literally L.O.Ling right now...
*When coming online on the server* *decorminecraft joined the game.* [Mod] hntredtie: DECORRRRR :D [Mayor] cgc747: ees decor! [Senator] decorminecraft: Heyy! :D
*About establishing a rail connection* [Senator] RLcrafters: youre not the correct rank [Trustee+] TonyTajiri: Oh [Governor] decorminecraft: You need [MAypr] [Governor] decorminecraft: ... *[Mayor] :P
*When about to continue planning Thunderbird International Airport* [Senator] kiwirainbow: Decor, TBI? :D [Governor] decorminecraft: Certainly! :D [Governor] decorminecraft: But one sec, I'm trying to tame some ami=nals [Governor] decorminecraft: ... [Admin] chiefbozx: Fail, decor. :P [Governor] decorminecraft: :P
- Sure, I'll get those up and ready in a few eeks.
*After doing parents a favour* [Governor] decorminecraft: Sorry, had to light some candles. [Broadcast] boi, don't play with firee [Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: lol [Councillor+] Casey_Jones3: Oh, shut up! That's all I do! [Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: same [Governor] decorminecraft: Broadcast, I'm lighting some candles to suck out the smell of cooking :P
DeevyDeev
- This is the time of day when I don't understand what half the server is saying
- (After Tom_Pairs shocked him) I have some shocking news... I was shocked!
- I nominate Frumple for the new [Banned] rank.
- 'Murica... land of the moles.
*Soleurs joined the game* Baseball02a: Hello, Moleurs! Soleurs: Damn it, Baseball!
- Public portion will start when Half-Life 3 is released
Baseball02a: First person voted out of Survivor: Taco-Bacon Forest... Baseball02a: Frumple. Skelezomperman: lol. Baseball02a: The tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.
Baseball: Iam giving plots, any size but don't say anythign rediculous like 100x100 autobbus22: okay give me a 99x99 for my megastore lalaboy:6999x1 :P baseball: EHHHHH
Baseball02a: Guests are accidentally breaking everything today :S Baseball02a: Next thing you know, they'll say "whoops, I accidentally broke this entire city" :P
- I almost hit the push to talk button on Mumble to talk to my mom XD
(on Discord, #media, when Baseball02 wonders why Four Seasons railways is not going to Wythern) Baseball02: No Wythern? CyAmethyst: Baseball pls, all roads don't have to lead to Wythern CyAmethyst: This isn't Italy, m9 Baseball02: brb renaming city to Rome TrainPro: LOL CyAmethyst: Baseball, the Rome Emperor incarnate Baseball02: Ahem, that is Caesar to you. :P TrainPro: imitating Rome :thinking: CyAmethyst: Yep, this deserves to be on Funny Quotes, tbh TrainPro: Why not
- This is a tacoist server, no swearing
DevyySky
MaxStewartS: TACOS TACOS TACOS MaxStewartS: Everybody: DevranTheBoyxD: Omnomnom
SoaPuffball: too modern lol (refering to DeuxBleux's house in Nymphalia which was transformed) SoaPuffball: but you can keep it DeuxBleux: but DeuxBleux: but DevranTheBoyxD: Butt DeuxBleux: I like it
Dexter249
- kitty please un afk.
- dc no more afk.
Van: what nj turnpike. Dexter: nj turnpike nyc.
- Hawks are you a boner.
- dexter249 connected with a taco using bugs and cheese.
- I don't have permission from my mom to get mumble.
Dexter: i buy feline holdings Kitty: feline holdings is not for sale Dexter: fack Dexter: whos companies are for sale
- music 30 joined the game
- Mrt Deadlier than a 747 with a 4 engine failure over the pacific
- Dexter249 was plundered by davy jones
- Captain_Swearword (referring to Captain_Arsewipe)
- cowabunga
- cowadeerba
- Dexter249 was slain by pickaxe guru using Derpy pickaxe (golden)
- Fights back with stabby knives
- I LIKE TRAINS!
- GARY! C TM
- FAILTOPIA
- server derp
- my power blipped (This may not be funny but blip is a funny word)
- i lose my internetz
- airport rp
- music keep's losing hsi rank
- (after broadcast announces the east line for eastconnect will be open)
Dexter : Broadcast may i have your taco stash
[Broadcast] : no
Dexter : lol
James: classic broadcast
- i'm the mayeur [mayor] of undergroundville
Diemundz
- Well that's just N@$Ty.
- Well, it appears that the 49-0ers are losing.
- I pity the fool who don't ride MRT.
- I just finished reading a book called "The Mariana Trench". Very deep.
[Insert Name Here] fell out of the world Diemundz: Prank /call!
- WHAMMO!
- Well, my entry into the Guinness Book of World Records for "Fastest Van Finding" didn't last long.
Diemundz: Ahschnappoh Tom_1277: wut
DCampite: semi back Diemundz: Picture of the back of a semi truck
(when people are asking about getting heads) i can give anyone head oh wait that sounded bad
- Diemundz kills Livemundz
TrainPro: rip TrainPro: me * Diemundz rips TrainPro in half AdanWongCL2: lol _HeavenAngel_: NICE Diemundz: You're welcome
TrainPro: why on minechat? Diemundz: because reasons
* Diemundz is now AFK. * Diemundz is no longer AFK. Diemundz: LIES
- no buts no coconuts
soso123: ATTN = Achwalogen Takaschin TacoNight Diemundz: oh so that's how you spell achdogsjin thumbtackistan
(Talking about the NORImark Motors Mk2 ECO 2) Modern: Your bus looks fat Diemundz: Stop body shaming my buses Diemundz: It lowers their self esteem
(Talking about CarbonM14) Member: Whatever happened to carbon? Diemundz: He turned into diemundz
Diemundz: Just a reminder that I HATE being boxed, even MORE than _frozen Diemundz: So whatever you do, DO NOT box me when i go AFK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED * Diemundz is now AFK. SevenBridges: I think Diemundz is watching us SevenBridges: I know it Canadian_K9: ....... * Diemundz is no longer AFK. Diemundz: I'm not * Diemundz is now AFK. AyyLion: LOL SevenBridges: LOL Architect_21: LOL
[Senator] Derpy_Melon: I have AZNT222 [Senator] Derpy_Melon: (A2, ZN2, T2) [Senator] Diemundz: AZNT222 sounds like some strange perscription drug [Senator] Diemundz: ask your doctor if AZNT222 is right for you [Senator] Diemundz: AZNT222 may cause heart failure kidney explosions and an erection lasting longer than 4 hours [Senator] Diemundz: DO NOT USE AZNT222 IF YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO CAPS SPAM WITHIN THE LAST 48 HOURS
dope_cheese
dope: I've missed camel every day i've come on here gg MIKE24DUDE: haven't seen him recently dope: he was just on 30 mins ago... MIKE24DUDE: oh lol VernCow: right... camelfantasy joined the game CaptainChimpy: LOL
- washingcube, how many lines does nktrain have?
- ptime @boob
- i didnt break those holes
- while building the friendzone box*
dope: i see the future
dope: so close yet...
dope: so far
Ardyan: you see me?
dope: AH
Ardyan: well too bad
dope: dope_ardydick
dope:CRAP
Ardy: LOL
dope: ******duck
DoTehKeno
[Trustee] TheFlash966: i won a lottery right
[Trustee] TheFlash966: i have LOTS of $$$
[LOTTERY] DoTehKeno_ just bought 3 tickets!
[Citizen] DoTehKeno_: #Poo
[Trustee] TheFlash966: for some reason I have $436
[Citizen] DoTehKeno_: r
dragonbloon419
- In a PM
For the WhaleLinQ to Welsbury... (I forget the rest)
- In dcse you couldn;t trell I'm not great at tyyping
- why ask for a w/e when you can ask for a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*when playing spleef* first time I lost since I played against armor stands and yes I lost to armor stands by brealing the block under yourself
[Mayor] time2makemymove: who owns chime rail [Mayor] dragonbloon419: Kenta1651 [Mayor] dragonbloon419: I think [Mayor] dragonbloon419: numbers may be rwong [Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wrongg [Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wtong [Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wtont [Mayor] dragonbloon419: *wron [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: WRONG
When talking about boats Dragonbloon419: Though it wasn't connected to a dick in Risima until recently. Dragonbloon419: *DOCK
After making some odd typos Dragonbloon419: I was typing with one hyand there Dragonbloon419: Was trying to have a drung Dragonbloon419: *drug Dragonbloon419: *DRINK
dragonbloon419: the Frosty's Ice Cream Shop? (named before frosty_creeper :P) SoaPuffball: and my town double :P Frosty_Creeper10 joined the game. SoSo123: OMG SUMMONED dragonbloon419: wait a moment soso SoSo123: SUMMONED SoaPuffball: wb creeper SoSo123: Dragon! >:( * SoSo123 proceeds to roast dragonbloon419 for cooking Archi
dragonbloon419: soa didn't seem to, so I expained it dragonbloon419: *ecplained dragonbloon419: *exmpalem dragonbloon419: *explained SoaPuffball: gg autobus22: eczema
dragonbloon419 joined the game. dragonbloon419: gu't*ghiut dragonbloon419: *Ujt dragonbloon419: *hi
U ibly justklooged on *I only just logged on
*dragonbloon419 is no longer AFK.
[Pudding]Halfy_Crafty: wb
[Eggnog]johngi: hang on
[Gingerbread]dragonbloon419:hjjx
[Gingerbread]dragonbloon419:T8xh
[Gingerbread]dragonbloon419:T*hx
[Gingerbread]dragonbloon419:T*xh
[Gingerbread]dragonbloon419:*thx
[Mayor]Halfy_Crafty:i'm fire [Senator]dragonbloon419:who set my chair on fire? [Senator+]ModernArt:OOOF MrPyromaniac_ joined the game [Senator]dragonbloon419:wb [Senator+]Hightech_TR:totally not me\ [Trustee]TheGreenKangaroo:wb [Mayor]Halfy_Crafty:wb [Senator]dragonbloon419:that timing though
auto makes weird sounds in discord voice
auto is a propeller horse confirmed
dragonbloon419: ooh this gold course is looking nive Frosty_Creeper10: gold course Frosty_Creeper10: nive dragonbloon419: (godfl mi_aquamarine: gOlD!?!?!?!?!? dragonbloon419: *gold dragonbloon419: *Gold mi_aquamarine: wHeRe dragonbloon419: *(Gol dragonbloon419: *gold dragonbloon419: d-it dragonbloon419: *golff Frosty_Creeper10: spam :P dragonbloon419: *gold dragonbloon419: *GOLF [Discord] SoaPuffball: ...golf
- as I have sometimes said before, my typing skills are about on par with those of a flower pot
dragonbloon419: f is my sprint key
Johngi: but why
dragonbloon419: ,pre cpmrfprtam;e
mi_aquamarine: 国语
dragonbloon419: *more fcomgrafate
dragonbloon419: *conrtable
Johngi: here we go
camelfantasy: e.e
dragonbloon419:*conmrafrante
dragonbloon419: *comfrabkl
time2makemymove: anyone else wish to purchase an advertisement package that i spoke of on #media?
dragonbloon419: *comftrable
camelfantasy: we need a wiki page dedicated to dragonitis
dragonbloon419: *comfortabwe
Johngi: elevator music
dragonbloon419: *comfortanle
dragonbloon419: *comfortable
Johngi: getting there
camelfantasy: :clap:
Johngi: YAY
Johngi: :clap
Johngi: :
dragonbloon419: come for table
mi_aquamarine: there you go
mi_aquamarine: :P
time2makemymove: you missed this one john
Johngi: :clap
Johngi: *:clap:
ahhhh my loads aren't chunking *chunks aren't loading my mind tuenred noff :P
dragonbloon419: anyways what did you say about reviewing the monkey? dragonbloon419: *BUNKER Vulpicula: monkey? dragonbloon419: how did I say monkey
* dragonbloon419 is no longer AFK. SoaPuffball: hi typo dragonbloon419: ,.,, dragonbloon419: (... dragonbloon419: ** Echohue: lmao
dragonbloon419: wffffffffffff wfWeW dragonbloon419: pops dragonbloon419: (oops dragonbloon419: ** [Discord] Echo: wat MaxStewartS: Dragonitus dragonbloon419: that is, as mjp calls it, the "dragon keyboard sneeze"
w ,LA:ME: oops accidentaly hitting the keyboarding &*keybaybord *keyboard
Duechayapol
Duechayapol: If you stares at me one more time. (talking to kittycat11231) Kittycat11231: *stares at Due* Duechayapol: I will ruin Kitania!!!! Kittycat11231: NOOO!
-
(in mumble) Duechayapol: who is chief? chiefbozx shocked Duechayapol
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Tom_Pairs: Give me a minute Duechayapol: minute starts now. Tom_Pairs shocked Duechayapol
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Duechayapol: Don't you dare teleport to me on y:90000 (lalaboy67 teleports Duechayapol to 0 90000 0) Duechayapol: oh f____ Duechayapol: Pineapples!
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(when Due struggles to find his new transit name) Heaven: pie Due: Thanks for suggesting my transit name, heaven. Heaven: yayyy Due: Pielumpus
- hai
- My name is not Duech.
Note: The dash is use to seperate the passages.
Echohue
- woorich accept tpa or you spontaniously combust
- THIS IS
SPARTAPIXL!!!!!!!!!!! - Gates at SSI will always cost 2.3 cents less than the purchaser's balance, guarenteed.
Vulpicula: Is anyone online decent at buildings vans Vickiposa: in terms of dress rehearsal results Cact0: oh vicki is on Cact0: my god Vulpicula: Need a delivery van for SAIL Cact0: I thought you were vulpi Cact0: god f*****g d****t Cact0: i did it ahain Vulpicula: LET THE CONFUSION COMMENCE Vickiposa: LET THE CONFUSION COMMENCE
SoaPuffball: if i do wotd it will be a word you probably ahve never heard of before Cact0: "E" MojangChan: dinklesh*t
[Discord] Cact0: I was attempting to get to West Calbar but I'll have to try t get there myself [Discord] Cact0: one crash at a time
[Project1] Cact0: M [Project2] Cact0: O [Project3] Cact0: O [Project4] Cact0: ! [P4] SoaPuffball: O [Project1] Cact0: C [Project2] Cact0: O [P3] SoaPuffball: denided [Project3] Cact0: f**k [Project4] Cact0: W
SoaPuffball: why does everyone hate pineapple on pizza [Discord] Cact0: Because it's a f*****g abomination SoaPuffball: why is it [Discord] Cact0: BecUse Kr is [Discord] Cact0: F**k [Discord] Cact0: Because it is SoaPuffball: rip [Discord] PineappleMaster2: 10/10
Conric005: does anyone know of a head i can use for an airport security guard other than the head of tom Cact0: uhh Cact0: the head of tom SoaPuffball: Tom_Pairs's head Conric005: boi
AyyLion: cAn I hAvE a WoRlD eDiT Cact0: sUrE aYyLiOn AyyLion: ok tp it's very complicated Cact0: ok Ayyion: the white wool is p1 and p2 Cact0: ok AyyLion: stack 1 million in all directions Cact0: points set Cact0: ok Cact0: there you go AyyLion: it didn't work :( Cact0: :( Cact0: block limit Cact0: obviously AyyLion: cact0 is a fraud SoaPuffball: why am i suffocating Cact0: because i stacked white wool 1000000
- remember the rules say: the staff are required to act as a taxi service, please ask them for tping you to coordinates.
Cookie46910: hvt me want purnt [Discord] Echo: PURNT [Discord] Echo: the mrt staff's only actual responsibility is to moderate her [Discord] Echo: hvt [Discord] Megascatterbomb: >her [Discord] Echo: m o d e r a t e h e r
Starcubed: do you mind if i reclaim land [Discord] Echo: uhh [Discord] As long as it still has a beach and isn't landscarry [Discord] If it's a landscar I'll eat your dog Starcubed: dont worry Starcubed: its already eaten [Discord] Echo: oof
Echohue: running contest starts now, it's Echohue vs Echohue Echohue: echohue wins! Echohue: funding was cut short for the rest of the olympia games, so this will be our only contest folks Echohue: echohue has been awarded first place, echohue has been awarded second place, and finally echohue is in third. Echohue: there will be no prizes given out tonight because we're bankrupt Echohue: fin.
Echohue: soa Echohue: put your flags Echohue: on these poles SoaPuffball: busy Echohue: or I eat you Echohue: no Echohue: you're not busy now SoaPuffball: are you sure about that Echohue: do it Echohue: yes SoaPuffball: actually i'm doing something for sesese9 Echohue: big rich Echohue: you do it Echohue: dun be lazy woorich999: im busy Echohue: or I force kang into slavery Echohue: do you want that
[Discord] Echo: thicc juice comes from thicc trees Conric005: fake news Vickiposa: thicc trees come from thicc seeds SoaPuffball: thicc seeds come from thicc fruits SoaPuffball: lies Conric005 [Discord] Echo: thicc fruits come from thicc trees [Discord] the cycle repeats.
- my cat is mooing
- "City of the Port of the City of Deadbush"
I'm a big fan too![]()
- why am I watching an hour special about ropes and chains
MistleSoa: hello citybuilder_ Echohue: hello snowpuffball_ MistleSoa: do you know who Echohue is Echohue: no MistleSoa: oh
EchoMiner99
- okay i teleport you but dont grief please illbringyou here i get you banned when you grief and what the F* is Bluetech and why is it here kthxbye! "EchoMiner99" left the game
EliteNeon
[Member] EliteNeon: ./kill Everyone (except me) who says #NO [Mayor] Derpy_Melon: #no EliteNeon Died (By A Mod)
- RIP in Small [instead of (R)] (Take Dat Ardy)
- Welcome To [Insert Female Genital Name Here] Land!
- Donald Trump Can Kiss
*Nukes Hendon*
[P3] EliteNeon: camelfantasy? [P3] Derpy_Melon: its Canalfentasy [P3] EliteNeon: Analfantasy?
EliteNeon: i sell my rights to froggg Echohue: you're selling yourself to slavary elite?
EliteNeon: how long have you two been married? SoaPuffball: who? JM_Ijsselwroomen: wat [Discord] Skele: lolwut Valkorion314: I'm sorry wat EliteNeon: its a joke [Discord] Skele: no u EliteNeon: a line i say when i see two people getting all handsy EliteNeon: or in this case whenever i feel like it
ellinas_george
ellinas_george: im exploring lala lolol lalaboy: that spunded rather wrong wothout the comma
enjineer30302
- Hey ben, are you at thingymajiggy land?
Mumble Plays Nyan Cat Am I annoying anyone? (All): YES!
(enjineer and KittyCat come back from a private channel, in Mumble) engineer: Tom? Tom_Pairs: Yes? enjineer: Have you boned anyone? *everyone busts out laughing* Tom_Pairs: What..? enjineer: Can you bone me?
(After enjineer died)
- Who likked me? (Meant to say killed but accidentally switched the letters)
EspiDev
- Welcome to Pixl! We're a pixel on DynMap!" (On Discord with Seshpenguin)
- Citizens jump in the hoooole!" (On Discord)
ezzocraft
*when talking about afc - away from computer* Achowalogen Fatakchsin Covina?
[Derpy_Melon]: /◦\ [ezzocraft]: if you cant beat em [ezzocraft]: join em
- fartwater, rank Smellnator
- so cheap it also serves the addition of emptying your wallet (referring to _Kastle's station)
AP_Red: Question: I've got a large space in a station, what should I do with it? _ezzo: close it SoSo123: LOL ByteMega: LOL tomtomy8: big shop _ezzo: remove it ByteMega: give it to me SoaPuffball: add shops SoaPuffball: mall SoSo123: put a statue of nicki minaj in it SoaPuffball: build an airport ByteMega: demolish it and build a reeducation camp on the site _ezzo: build an a-road AP_Red: Probably a gountain
- the bridge now holds 35 grams of traffic compared to the old bridge's 2000kg
_ezzo: sorry we don't accept war _ezzo: only cash
FiorkG
- Yes frosting i am thrusting in you guys
- I am editing this funny quote NOW
- LDShadowLord prepare yourself to have a FUNNY QUOTE
Foote_Chicken
FooteChicken: I think I put too many pickles FooteChicken: *sea pickles DaEdwards: time2putafunnyquote willowars: lol i want a funny quote too FooteChicken: time2addafunnyquote FooteChicken: jk FooteChicken: time2addmorepickles
[Discord] FooteChicken: ok google, shut down my chromebook [Discord] FooteChicken: wait
frankbros429
- Really thoiugh the island where huntington is should be called yoshi's island if anyone gets the joke.
frankbros429: dangit camel wish you could of seen my fk box it was funny DullesTdt: fk box?
Woah Gemmy! It's Erebor on steroids!
- Luckily it isn't Kentucky fried Kalmar.
FredTheTimeLord
_Kastle: also mishka could you have fred move his rail thing underground MishkaMan: yeah no problem MishkaMan: fred move your thing underground FredTheTimeLord: Narnia, could you help me move this? camelfantasy: i like how you're just passing the job down the line :P
[Trustee] Sweetboy13735: Fred, go and **** your Jazz. [Governor] RLcrafters: . [Mayor+] ModernArt: i just noticed [Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: Oh, a fill in the blank! [Mayor+] ModernArt: wheres my chocolate bread [Trustee] Sweetboy13735: GG Modern [Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to... PLAY my jazz! [Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: *summons a saxophone* [Trustee] Sweetboy13735: * F*** [Governor] camelfantasy: kill? [Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to FRED my jazz? [Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: I can do that [Trustee] Sweetboy13735: FU** [Mayor+] ModernArt: YAy its HERE [[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: FUNK my jazz? Okay [Governor] camelfantasy: GG [Mayor+] ModernArt: LOL [Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: *Makes jazz funky* [Trustee] Sweetboy13735: **C* [Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: A C? [Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: LICK! [Governor] camelfantasy: bad [Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_o [Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_o [Trustee] Sweetboy13735: o_O [Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: You want me to LICK my jazz [Governor] camelfantasy: bad fred [Mayor+] ModernArt: IMDONE [Trustee] Sweetboy13735: Yh sure, why not?
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: Hey canal [Governor] camelfantasy: wat [Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: Ya like jazz? [Governor] camelfantasy: *nukes Bakersville*
- I have been reborn into a Fred Rail pepper shacker
FredTheTimeLord: I don't like to bet my money SoaPuffball: ^ [LOTTERY] FredTheTimeLord just bought 20 tickets! SoaPuffball: xD camelfantasy: xD
[Discord] FredTheTimeLord: Hey hvt want to merge BluRail with Fred Rail but I get 51% of control? [Discord] hvt2011: no
[Discord] FredTheTimeLord: Go go gadget communist crusher MF_moj: go go gadget crotch extender
frogggggg
[Mayor] frogggggg: Soon, you may NEED SOME MILLLK [Mod] hnt: no frog no [Mayor] dragonbloon419: no [Mayor] frankbros: no OrangeMcBer left the game [Mod] hnt: bad frog [Governor] camelfantasy: *frog dies*
[Senator] frogggggg: om nslllllllllllll [Senator] frogggggg: fail [Senator] frogggggg: *I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
[Senator] frogggggg: dangit my chicken ran away [Mayor] HammerDrinksTea: he tried to get to the other side xD *unjinz sings 'when you try so hard but never succeed'* [Senator] frogggggg: Naoooo frogggggg left the game
_InDev_ left the game 2 mintutes later... No one is listening to you. [Mayor] frogggggg: guess what, indev? No one is listening to you. [Mayor] frogggggg: dangit...
what color is pink? *****the code
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: booksop [Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: shop* [Senator] frogggggg: BookSoa
- [Senator+] frogggggg: [Senator+] lagggggg: lag
* frogggggg MM2, coming soon on the 24th of June!! Be there! :D frogggggg: fail SoSo123: [Google Forms link] Please join MM2 on 24th June 2017 1PM UTC! [Media] frogggggg: MM2, coming soon on the 24th of June!! Be there! :D
(in 1.12 update pre-60m afk kick but post-10m afk kick) * frogggggg is no longer AFK. * frogggggg has been kicked for being afk for more than 10 minutes frogggggg left the game.
frogggggg: oi modern frogggggg: modern pls respong :P SoaPuffball: "respong" frogggggg: gg SoaPuffball: ping! frogggggg: respong* frogggggg: RESPOND
* Bryan123BG is now AFK. * Bryan123BG is no longer AFK. * Bryan123BG is now AFK. megascatterbomb: my god * ModernArt is now AFK. * SnowPuffball_ is no longer AFK. SnowPuffball_: < is no longer AFK * frogggggg is probably AFK. * chiefbozx is confused.
- InstantRibbits, the home of the blahblahblah
Frosty_Creeper10
(talking about the rename of Sprucemount to Frosty Rivers SoaPuffball: cos spruce- prefix is overrated Frosty_Creeper10: i'm gonna change my town's name to spruceville JustFarkie: spruce bay Frosty_Creeper10: spruce swamps xD SoaPuffball: pls dont JustFarkie: spruce sea Frosty_Creeper10: lol :P JustFarkie: spruce mooshruum lands JustFarkie: mooshroom*
- I'm gonna name my next town Oatmeal
- "Most of this mall is Sheimoria's Franchises" mall (put in a sign in Creeperville)
Frosty_Creeper10: we're gonna give creeperville's minimap a name Frosty_Creeper10: Spaghetti Coaster ModernArt: xD SnowPuffball_: xD
ModernArt: we have to go to banana Frosty_Creeper10: we have to route it via banana
SoSo123: should i summon heaven Frosty_Creeper10: yas Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso Frosty_Creeper10: deport soso SoSo123: naw camelfantasy: mute frosty camelfantasy: mute frosty camelfantasy: mute frosty
Frosty_Creeper10: there's this disadvantage of having to merge SoSo123: *cough cough* SoSo123: newrail SoaPuffball: ^ Frosty_Creeper10: shhhh Frosty_Creeper10: no one needs to remember that
SoaPuffball: once in frosty rivers Frosty_Creeper10:which is oddly not my town
[Discord] SoaPuffball: what’s the status of my application to sn Frosty_Creeper10: i remember that Frosty_Creeper10: oh s-t i forgot about that soa lemme check
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: I'm addingdildosbulbous domes to all of Kota's buildings [Discord] Cact0: Kota will be entirely dicks
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: Soa you should start a heli subsidiary for mylesHeli [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: mylesHeliHeli
- signs are required to be a B-road
LithiumMirnuriX: Frosty, have Caretaker of your telephony spce? Frosty_Creeper10: lithium i'm not inactive why would i need a caretaker LithiumMirnuriX: if you're banned or inactivated Frosty_Creeper10: if you would check my will, you can see that i'm dumping it on heaven _HeavenAngel_: wait what xD SoaPuffball: xD
- If FliHigh has "Find the Red Plane", I have "Find the 20 warp plane on the runway"
[Media] JM_IJsselwroomen: Expo 2019 is now accessible via a warp from Central Park! [Media] SoaPuffball: lies [Media] JM_IJsselwroomen: es verda, soa [Media] SoaPuffball: no dutch in media [Media] JM_IJsselwroomen: :(
JM_IJsselwroomen: beijing time is the only real time SoaPuffball: dutch time? JM_IJsselwroomen: dutch time? JM_IJsselwroomen: OH JM_IJsselwroomen: oh yeah i'm supposed to be dutch JM_IJsselwroomen: ja ja
JM_IJsselwroomen: as a demigender transaromatic the correct way to express confusion is by using ¿ and ? JM_IJsselwroomen: using only ? is a manifestation of your internal biases against people who walk upside down
(soa is holding water over a farm of wheat) SoaPuffball: frosty may i right click Frosty_Creeper10: wat SoaPuffball: here Frosty_Creeper10: where are you Frosty_Creeper10: f*** you Frosty_Creeper10: no Frosty_Creeper10: f*** you Frosty_Creeper10: stop Frosty_Creeper10: no Frosty_Creeper10: pls no Frosty_Creeper10: have mercy plox Frosty_Creeper10: nao Frosty_Creeper10: how dare you give these crops an ample amount of water
SoaPuffball: what is a kirde bus London150: North Coast's transit London150: but a bus Frosty_Creeper10: which we try to resurrect 20 times a week Frosty_Creeper10: but we never get the initiative to London150: and never get done
_frozen
- uhh
- >.>
- _frozen wags my tongue as I shake my booty on the ball (Talking about Sam's Wrecking Ball reference with bspells)
so its narrow yet wide that's what *she* said
- im gonna continue the abusive relationship I have with my toilet
(talking about 1.8 snapshots) frozen: if the derailments continue frozen: im gonna try to retexture carts into metro north livery Kitty: LOL
(as a joke) frozen: were gonna abolish all bus warps at the next gsm Kitty: WHAT
Tom_1227:Oh _Frozen. Angles' 162 game season starts tomorrow. _Frozen wets in anticipation
*2dany2many5 plays dubstep* _frozen: So I went fishing yesterday Tarheelscouse: Oooh nice Tarheelscouse: Wait _frozen: I got a nice fish _frozen: then I dropped that bass :C
*_frozen makes tar a logo on illustrator* tarheelscouse: I'm expecting great things, based on your other illustrator works :) *_frozen posts link* tarheelscouse: :DDDDDDDDDDDD tarheelscouse: Does that convey my happiness? frozen: No, but it does cause me concern for your obesity
- Sigh I was sort hard on him, but this wasn't the first time
it could be Kitty the 6687 type
*_frozen: youre putting yourself in first class while the rest is in economy class? Max4344: Yup _frozen: evil bastard. I like you.
RLCrafters: *thanks the lord there is a sane person on here* _frozen: who? _frozen: lets kill him
[Mayor+] _Ardy: I wouldn't be a great mod [Mod] _frozen: neither would I [Mod] _frozen: oh wait * bestmate66 facepalms * _Ardy facebests [Mod] _frozen: you have to remember
[Senator+] *bestmate66: Damn kitty still hasn't finished the armadillo line [Mod] _frozen: im afraid to ask what that is
[Senator] autobus22: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch station [Member] Supykun: Oh no don't type that out it's like 47 words [Mod] _frozen: i m not going to type it out [Senator] autobus22: How does me prunounce such thing? [Mod] _frozen: what you do [Mod] _frozen: is take a full grown sheep [Mod] _frozen: try to swallow it [Mod] _frozen: and the noise you make is that
0rocketscience0: Frozen? Could you please come back? ._. _frozen: no, we broke up, and thats final _frozen: you need to... _frozen: let it go
- no, Al Gore is ugly but not enough to make me faint
[Mod] _frozen: if spread out, AT-AT is the largest and spread out town [Senator+] Ardyan: AT-AT? [Senator+] Ardyan: where dat [Senator+] AP_Red: Acholowagon Tachasin [Mod] _frozen: ^ [Senator+] Ardyan: that's AT-TA [Mod] _frozen: i cant spell that [Mod] _frozen: so i say AT-AT
bryce_am: frozen r u there? sesese9: hes' afk _frozen left the game
I think I named my adopted retarded stepson right I called him Sum Ting Wong
[Admin] _frozen: lol _frozen joined the game [Admin] _frozen: hi [Member] Ben6331: what teh heck
*doing a world edit for Steve_Bobs* _frozen: good luck _frozen: i hope it fits Diemundz: suggestive Steve_Bobs: rip TrainPro: 'i hope it fits' *after discovering that there was enough room* _frozen: lucky you TrainPro: lol Steve_Bobs: really fits XD
(after returning after three years} MgWn: frozen? _frozen: not present, try again in 3 years
SoaPuffball: this airport has only one gate SoaPuffball: ahh the time when the few of you never cared about gates SoaPuffball: and when double terminals and underground terminals didn't exist yet _HeavenAngel_: whats gates _frozen: the bane of MRT
Frumple
- Don't listen to Broadcast. He lies.
- Minecraft 1.5 please don't break anything kthxbye.
- Guess what guys? It's time for a server restart!
- Guys, I'm going to restart the server.
- Iron everywhere!!!
- All his base belong to taco. *To Chief*
- I prefer the respectable term "transit enthusiast."
- I have to count my tacos
- That's why the server is a dictatorship, not a democracy.
- It's like putting gold paint on a piggy.
- Oh, hi there, backup!
- saving server map to where? tacoland?
- get out of my office :)
- now it's my turn to facepalm
- I'm preparing celebratory tacos
- i got your yeamanator
- Chief: Did you figure out who stole your tacos? - Frumple: Yea, it was Margaret Thatcher.
- FIGHT!
- Any singing will make the process of updating the server go slower.
- Welcome to the guestpocalypse, Benie (Day 2 of updating to 1.5.2)
- I love tacos | I mean the server | yum yum
- Kablam, I don't control your dreams.
- Keks: How do you get a bank account... By going to the bank perhaps? Frumple: No, you need to pray to the gods, sacrifice a cow, jump up and down 50 times, write an opera, take the bus down to Jones Beach, swim in the lake, and then a fish will bring you your bank card.
- Just_robinho: Frumple quick question, when was the last time you were on green status? Frumple: a long time ago, in a faraway land, where dragons breathed fire and chief ate my tacos.
cola: frum paul Benie: The whole "paul" thing, that you took several attempts to figure out his real name? I remember that. Frumple: Oh, we're guessing my real name again now huh? cola: yep back to that game Frumple: well *Frumple shocked colaja953*
- Frumple's quote during meeting: "I'l show you where hump day is..."
- Its not the best time to ask for a WE when the orange line just opened and a GSM is starting in less then a hour.....
- Staff: 'Majority Rules' Frumple: 'Well, I rule.'
colaja953: Oh Canada, y u you make others lag? Frumple: because you stole our maple syrup!
(talking about the secret mod,later revealed to be mfish) Ardy: tell us who is he,frumpheil frumple: nein
(In mumble after Jph got mod) Kitty: Hey Jp can I have a dirt block world edited into a grass block? Frumple: Yeah if it takes less than five minutes we don't grant world edits. Jph: Did it Kitty. Frumple: Dammit.
Frumple has banned eristheeagle - "You're the weakest link, goodbye."
[Broadcast]: Large W/E Incoming @ A12 Frumple is no longer AFK [Broadcast]: W/E cancelled
Frumple: I'm a Sheriff by day... Frumple: Shadowmaster by night... Italadz57: And a taco at dawn and dusk. tarheelscouse: Frumple's a weretaco o.O
(when Frumple is on the server console) Kittycat11231: server what is the answer to life? [Server] taco Kittycat11231: server what is the answer to death? [Server] not taco
- Player Frumple banned Sexuality for "Spamming server with guest accounts".
*Frumple is no longer afk* Erty: Frumple is on! Frumple: OMG where? Frumple: Where's Frumple?
*Frumple has joined the game* Frumple: hi all just on to do a quick ban *Frumple has banned [Guest]* *Frumple has left the game*
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: back, and before y'all do it, no need to spam chat with 'wb' :P [Owner] Frumple: WB [Mayor+] godzilltrain: dang trolls
[Mayor] sesese9: may bacon shine forever [Mod] hntredtie: sese, don't mention bacon around Frumple.. Only mention tacos [Owner] Frumple: I like bacon also but i haven't had some in a while [Mayor] TonyTajiri: xD [Owner] Frumple: I want to try bacon on a taco though....
[Keks] He's beating me, HALP! -Frumple Joins- [Frumple] Beatings will continue until morale improves
x Frumple is now AFK Member: shall we box Frumple again? *after some digging* Frumple fell out of the world
Frumple: s ? Frumple: oops *everyone goes "s ?"*
- [Owner] Frumple: I AM NOT HERE
Frumple: You know, I'm surprised no one's tried holding a griefing competition on the server Frumple: like make a fancy build, then see who can destroy it by hand the fastest mine_man_: ok, what have you been taking frumple to suggest a griefing contest
[Senator+] Ardyan: frumple I have a small question [Citizen] dope_cheese: lol small [Senator+] Ardyan: s ? [Owner] Frumple: ... [Citizen] dope_cheese: s . (Frumple shocks Ardy)
- im lazy
- not worth talking about it now
- hell of it
- its not very well designed
- yelling at me for being away
- what do you mean by demolished
- robin's still working on the eastern linnnnnnnnnnnne
- you're gonna start stalking me
- you've all ruined my vacation
[Comet] Derpy_Melon: Frumple can I please have a list of the Christmas ranks? [Snowflake] Frumple: hi [Elf] Frumple: hi [Dasher] Frumple: hi [Dancer] Frumple: hi [Prancer] Frumple: hi [Vixen] Frumple: hi [Comet] Frumple: hi [Cupid] Frumple: hi [Donner] Frumple: hi [Blitzen] Frumple: hi [Rudolph] Frumple: hi [Santa] Frumple: hi
- Frumple: if there is ever a rebellion on this server ill just shut it down.
- Kastle: No, you should instead install a plugin that slowly erodes the side of the world
- Frumple: Nah, too much work.
cardinalland: noooo Frumple left Frumple: I know
tell Cliotey Hello Cliotey oops
FredTheTimeLord: I hope frumple doesn't ask where his pants went Sweetboy13735: o_o Frumple: I don't wear pants
Camelfantasy: He's been pretty inactive
Frumple joined the game
TheFlash966: what is "hief" Frumple: invisible chief Frumple: because you can't "c" him
on Discord camelfantasy: well camelfantasy: frumple confirmed that monsieurkeks was in fact the admin candidate that denied the position Frumple: @camelfantasy since you like parroting juicy news bits of what I say in-game, you should start a tabloid on the server Bromley: he also parroted a bunch of stuff that was supposed to be between me and him :V Frumple: camel is a parrot, confirmed camelfantasy: changes name to parrotfantasy
Frumple: sigh Frumple: it's weird to approve a plane crash Tom_Pairs: flight 193 your approve to crash FredTheTimeLord: Look on the bright side, they don't have that in real life MikeRoma: Maintain 10f until established on localizer. After, proceed to crash. FredTheTimeLord: "Dang it, they didn't approve us water landing in the hudson. Now we have to crash somewhere else."
Frumple: Guest, do you understand how private messages work? Frumple: You can do /tell <person> <message> to send a PM megascatterbomb: and /r to reply to the last PM Later... Frumple: Guest? Frumple: Ok, right now you're sending messages in main chat Frumple: But I need to tell you something in private chat Guest: how do i get to privat chat Frumple: Do /tell Frumple <message> Frumple: where <message> is what you want to say Guest: am i on private chat now Frumple: No Frumple: You have to do the /tell command megascatterbomb: no it only applies to the msg you do /tell on Frumple: Guest, you're just doing /tell by itself Frumple: that's not going to work Frumple: You have to follow it with the player's name A couple seconds pass Frumple: Ok, you got hte player's name. Guest: is this working Frumple: now follow it with a message A couple seconds more pass Frumple: Guest, just do /r <message> instead Frumple: I just send you a PM Later Frumple: Ok, private message crisis resolved. MikeRoma: Essential commands with Frumple
- Thanks for the card, it probably won't fit in my wallet. (in his opening in-game gifts stream)
[Guest] Frumple can I have a free ban? [Governor] Camelfantasy: wat [Governor] time2makemymove: Social we're busy [Owner] Frumple: Why do you want to be banned? [Owner] Frumple: And yes I'm busy [Guest] I just want banned tbh [Owner] Frumple: How about you just leave? [Owner] Frumple: and save us all the trouble [Guest] Okay :D [Mayor+] Conric005: dont do a soso Guest leaves the server [Councillor] Aldranster50: ok [Owner] Frumple: what a twat [Member] Lazy_Chaos: bye [Owner] Frumple: anyway [Governor] time2makemymove: lmao [Governor] camelfantasy: oof [Senator] _Mossie: lol [Mayor+] Conric005: gg [Mayor+] jamess__: lol [Mayor] LondonReindeer: oof [Senator+] MikeRoma: f 1 member banning later... [Owner] Frumple: You know what [Mayor] LondonReindeer: ? [Owner] Frumple: I feel like doing this [Mayor+] Conric005: ? [Senator+] MikeRoma: ? [Governor] camelfantasy: ban? [Councillor] Aldranster50? [Mayor+] Conric005: question mark? [Senator+] MikeRoma: s ? Play Frumple banned [Guest] for: Obnoxious behavior [Govenor] camelfantasy: oof [Senator+] MikeRoma: F [Senator+] time2makemymove: F [Mayor] CaptainObi: oof [Mayor] Conric005: lol [Mayor] Conric005: F
*Hightech and London discuss Frumple saying 'hi' on all ranks as written above* [Cookie] LondonReindeer: best one is when Frumple said hi on all the christmas ranks [Chestnut] Frumple: hi [Frosting] Frumple: hi [Eggnog] Frumple: hi [Peppermint] Frumple: hi [Pudding] Frumple: hola [Cookie] Frumple: bonjour [Gingerbread] Frumple: konnichiwa [Fruitcake] Frumple: nihao [Apple Cider] Frumple: hullo [Pecan Pie] Frumple: hi [Pumpkin Pie] Frumple: hi [Candy Cane] Frumple: blame chief [Mulled Wine] Frumple: phew [Gingerbread+] Hightech_TR: oh no
- please buy lotto tickets so I can win again
[Councillor] willowars: Fample [Owner] Frumple: I'm not your fam dude [Premier] LDShadowLord: I'm not your dude, buddy [Owner] Frumple: I'm not your buddy, pal [Premier] LDShadowLord: I'm not your pal, guy [Owner] Frumple: I'm not your guy, girl [Mayor] lfpp003: Im not your guy fam [Senator+] GingerbreadPueff: im not your dude, fam.
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: I'm in a zoo, cuz that's where kiwis are kept Vulpicula: you keep fruit in a zoo? [Discord] Megascatterbomb: No we keep animals in a zoo Vulpicula: Australia is strange. Frumple: I buy kiwis from the grocery store and eat them Frosty_Creeper10: :o Frosty_Creeper10: cannibalism [Discord] Megascatterbomb: Frumple how could you brombrombromley: can't believe you're just eating kiwirainbow with Frumple: yum yum Starcubed: kiwi rainbow Starcubed: havent heard that name in yers [Discord] Megascatterbomb: Frumple gonna hunt down the kiwis Frumple: they are an excellent source of vitamins
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: (link to the graph of time hvt spent on the server against number of issues) Frumple: This graph lacks units Frumple: 2/10 Echohue: It's in units of hvt SoaPuffball: issues per day / hvt activity Frumple: issues is fine Frumple: however, hvt activity? SoaPuffball: in seconds Frumple: is that in hours, minutes, bbois?
harbster: frumple can you endorse speedy bois as the superior horse Frumple: sorry no Frumple: I endorse astroslurp as the official drink, and look what happened Echohue: nah, conric is the official drink
[P4] dragonbloon419: The Frumpe Meditation Channel [P4] Frumple: prepare for some meditative chanting... [P4] Frumple: YEARRGHTASDF
- You could say Protocol didn’t have a protocol.
- I am left shark
- who hast mentioned the "E" word?!
- "I'm sorry, all admods are currently busy saving the world from facism/marching the world towards facism."
- Can I vote "better server performance" as the next biome?
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Someone sneezed from across the road holy h*** they sneeze loudly Frumple: ACHOOGRFF
Yes this is a drug server And you're all addicted And this is a prison server And you're all trapped here forever
GeneralJaybird
GeneralJaybird: DO NOT EXCESSIVELY ARGUE,,,,, GeneralJaybird: SWEAR!!!! GeneralJaybird: OR....... KittyCat11231: use caps GeneralJaybird: USE cApS IN PUBLIK!!!
godzilltrain
- *Insert random song here* *godzilltrain was moved to Random Musical Interludes by *Insert staff member here**
- Hey Cheif
- *godzilltrain was shocked by chiefbozx*
- Damn it Yoshi!
- Yes, Mister Benie.
- Robin, go move to Jamaica
- Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! (Going with the red alert system in Atlantis)
- Yes, Kiss the bat inside you Magpie
- Oh Mighty Thor smite this lag! Thanks :D
- An earthquake is just the earth's backup system
- Benie, can you please fix your road, there's a missing chunk. Ohh, server crash.
- Well Benie must be dead, he would have moved me to random musical interludes by now
- Can you do me a favor and not die until I get to London? (to Just_robinho)
- Benie, I'm driving on the wrong side of the road!
- Chief is... the wizard of boz! (x)
- Cardinals are racist, why do you have to be catholic to become pope?
- Damnit!
- Queee.
- On the dynmap, you look like a flying fish tank.
godzilltrain quit the game godzilltrain joined the game
godzilltrain joined the game [Mayor+] godzilltrain: hey all DCampite: recongrats godz Godz:re-thanks DCampite:)
godzilltrain: music, how much do you charge for a music's gems? ArdyArd: a whopping 30$ Music3_0: soon to be $50 after Jan 1 godzilltrain: I asked music, for all you know he's gonna give me a mates rate :P Music3_0: Mates are charged $80 godzilltrain: pre-xmas discount? Music3_0: $79.99
- This just happened... (no mods) http://imgur.com/CD70k0s
- get discon-rekt (when someone leaves)
godzilltrain: grass godzilltrain: why the hell did I say that godzilltrain: I meant to type it in inventory search
SoaPuffball: "i fish mods for a business" "i send people to spawn for a business" SoaPuffball died godzilltrain: I'm just an executioner SoaPuffball: wut godzilltrain: you fish mods, i execute godzilltrain: the circle of life, isn't that beautiful
godzilltrain: everything is an elytra playground if you're good enough
godzilltrain joined the game. IcedPuffball: hi godzy IcedPuffball: godzpeed godzilltrain: surprisingly I don't think I've heard that one befeore godzilltrain: before* godzilltrain: though I would like to deny all knowledge of urination IcedPuffball: wat IcedPuffball: i'd say "godspeed" = "godzpeed" godzilltrain: I got that IcedPuffball godzilltrain: but it also looks like godz-peed
gogojakeo
- All hail the Glow Cloud
Someone: There's someone in my window... Gogo: Is it the faceless old woman?
Gogo: All Hail The Glow Cloud Tar: I worry about you sometimes...
- gogojakeo: I have only been shocked once
chiefbozx shocked gogojakeo
gogojakeo: twice... - MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!
- gogojakeo moved to "I'm waiting for a game with Nicki MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!" (in Mumble)
[Guest]: my horse! gogojakeo: "My horse, my horse, my kingdom for a horse" - Richard III (by William Shakespeare)
- Did Hawks get his chicken bake?
Just_Robinho joined the game gogojakeo: wb robin kekkomatic: hey rob Just_Robinho: meow gogojakeo: surley, of all animals, a bird would NOT want to be a cat... Just_Robinho: I do megascatterbomb: meh gogojakeo: Just_Robinho_In_A_Cat's_Stomach Just_Robinho: O.O kekkomatic: that got dark quickly Just_Robinho: ^ megascatterbomb: ^ gogojakeo: :)
- warp Derry (messing up a command)
_frozen: after this tunnel _frozen: im gonna call it a night gogojkeo: but its 10am! _frozen: its 250! gogojakeo: for you maybe...
(in mumble) LDShadowLord: We're gonna be all Big Brother on them gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984! LDShadowLord: gogo, leave poor George Orwell alone
- (When there is a lag spike) It's cola with his australian ping!
wily: Can anyone explain how momentum works on rail gogo: sigh gogo: it keeps its momentum gogo: and keeps moving gogo: in layman's terms: Push makes go jak: lol wily: ok...
jak: Gogo: call me maybe gogo: but i didnt just meet you gogo: I met you about 5 months ago
gogo: I have a pickup line tar: yeah? gogo: Are you from tennesee? tar: so OLD tar: NO tar: WHY tar: ive got a better one gogo: Because you're just as slutty as Miley Cyrus tar: O.o
gogo warps to thomasfyfe gogo: we at bus station? thomas: yeah gogo: kthx thomas: Refurbishments going on gogo: ooooh, are you adding a beverage store? thomas: refurbish, not refresh :P gogo: :P
kittycat11231: i'm working on lammapolis, a territory of the city of Kitania gogo: O.O gogo: can i help? gogo: llamas are my must gogo: and my passion (Several Weeks Later) *Gogojakeo has been issued a warning: Pixel Art -colaja953 gogo: scince when did they ANNOUNCE it! frozen: Since the new plugin kitty: what was the pixel art? gogo: YOUR LLAMA kitty: YOU GOT WARNED FOR THAT??? gogo: YES kitty *faceknife
gogo: I'm gonna do some tunneling gogo: but first gogo: let me take a SLFIE gogo: *SELFIE*
someone says something about extrememe CCTV or something like that gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984! MinecraftYoshi26: Leave George Orwell alone!
Frumple: Can I have you're Attention Gogo: Gives Frumple his full Atten- Ooh Squirrel Gogojakeo was shocked by Chiefbozx (Unfortunately, Frumple went on to announce Yoshi's demotion)
(Talking to tarheel about playing the recorder) Gogo: I think you underestimated my blowing abilities Gogo: *overestimated* Tar: *SUGGESTIVE* Gogo: ikr
- In mumble: /me needs to watch more of TAR
jph and tell skip gogo's french song on the radio gogo: You philistines!
LDShadowLord: I hate children LDShadowLord: So much Fiork18: I am a children
Gopher
- What's the MRT again?
- Why is everyone acting so stupid?-*Shocked by Chiefbozx*
- Kelp! *Kelp *Kelp FAIL X2
- Does anyone want to help me drop a nuke in Spawn Station?
- TIHEHE :D XD
- Can't wait till I'm trusted, one more step till /shock chiefbozx. But until then... */shock littlegopher1*
- Sorry, was busy for a sex (meant to say sec)
MC_Protocol: The indians have claimed that area. (Tom_Paris is in the channel) littlegopher1: You know that Tom_Paris is Native American? (Tom_Paris left the channel) MC_Protocol: Oh sh** *Tom_Pairs joins the channel* MC_Protocol: Sorry about before, Tom. Tom_Paris: What are you talking about? MC_Protocol: The thing I said about Indians and since you are native american... Tom_Paris: I'm not native american! Everyone: *Laughs*
- The Swirly Chair Incident:
* LOUD CRASHING NOISE * Chief: Did you just fall over out of your swirly chair? Gopher: Nope. This is me falling over. * LOUD CRASHING NOISE *
- I don't know what toast is...
*In Mumble: Enjineer: Gopher I bet you have like 17 chauffeurs to take care of you. Gopher: Well not like 17...
[Senator] MishkaMan: wait what is going on? At same exact second [Member] Derpy_Melon: nothing much mike [Senator+] Gopher: nothing much mike
Halfy_Crafty
Halfy_Crafty: ok cya i furnished it the way i like CyAmethyst: ty SoaPuffball: bai halfy Halfy_Crafty: lel
hawksfan1010
- No!! .. NOO!!!!
- [Mod name here], I swear to god...
- Oh NO HE DIDN'T!! (during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
- Benie, your face is so creepy! (when Benie has his Enderdragon skin)
- Hey, Benie. | Benie: What? | Sausages and Doughnuts! (the inside joke in Mumble)
- Hey, Benie. We're having fun dying!
- *pulls out whip*. Bad yoshi, bad yoshi, bad yoshi!!!
- Don't you do it!!
- Bad [Mod name here]!
- Son of a crap!
- Yoshi, your face is in a sign
- HOLY S**T MY FEET ARE BURNING
- *Katy Perry comes on in Pandora* *Dislike* | *Get Lucky comes on Pandora* *Like*
- I'll speak, but you have to put a shirt on
- Just finished my meth lab
- i'm PREGNANT
Hawks: B-B-B-B-Bangerz!!! Music3_0: my name is Plum! Benie: No!! Hawks: XD
- im in a serious relationship with chief
- (Said with mouth full) Cornbread, I love you!
_HeavenAngel_
- "What rank is he?" "I think dark blue"
- oppps caps
Lolmanmanlol: My elevator broke again HeavenAngel: They have an expiry date shorter than a fish Ardy: Why are you offending Mfish125?
- nktrain: now my cat is sitting at the edge of my bed purring
- _HeavenAngel_: kitty is in your house nk?
- nktrain: lol.
camelfantasy: *has secret passage* camelfantasy: LOL i went right through the passage without narnia noticing _HeavenAngel_: camel went into narnia without narnia Narnia17: xD camelfantasy: xD
_HeavenAngel_: So where are you from steppy? Seastep: Sorry, I may be afk sometimes Seastep: So nationality? *lengthy discussion about the definition of 'nationality'* Seastep: So my MRT home town is Aviation Seastep: It is on the NE16 station in the northeastern part of the map Seastep: It is two stops away from Titsensaki (NE18), the eastern terminus of the Northern Line. _HeavenAngel_: gg Seastep: Do I get a cookie for that? _HeavenAngel_: only crumbs _HeavenAngel_: 1/10 Seastep: xD
_HeavenAngel_: Anyone can help me with me canal? godzilltrain volunteers Narnia Narnia17 volunteers godz _HeavenAngel_: I accept both your sacrifices Narnia17 left the game godzilltrain left the game AP_Red died
Nainzboy: how do i take a screenshot _HeavenAngel_: altf4 tomtomy8: f2 *Nainzboy left the game* _HeavenAngel_: gg
Hightech_TR: what should i call my spleef arena i might build _HeavenAngel: call it deport soso Hightech_TR: erm Hightech_TR: no SoaPuffball: [Member]: ... ; _HeavenAngel_: pls stop with deport soso _HeavenAngel_: nao soso must be deported SoSo123 joined the game. _HeavenAngel_: speak of the soso SoaPuffball: #DontDeportSoso _HeavenAngel_: depooooooooort
SoaPuffball: is anyone here using mods? _HeavenAngel_: ye im using narnia Narnia17: ? Narnia17: wat
SoaPuffball: *tpa's back to quiris _HeavenAngel_: welcome to china
omg the srver restarted as i cut my selection rip selection
SoaPuffball: heav: i already asked castle about this but may i build a gliderport in cc or does it require gsm approval? _HeavenAngel_: ummm _HeavenAngel_: im not sure about the cc part _HeavenAngel_: and im not sure about the lgiderport part SoaPuffball: lol _HeavenAngel_: best mod 2k18
Tymek_T: _HeavanAngel_ Tymek_T: can I get a w/e _HeavenAngel_: I will do one for you if you can quantify your w/e selection using only numbers and food. Tymek_T: ... Tymek_T: please
SilverBubble: i move to pipie it up in the UC SilverBubble: and do lit kick dancing _HeavenAngel_: does kick dancing involve a lot of /kicks Ardlyn: ye SoaPuffball: yes SilverBubble: no
Ardlyn: i wish i could just restart armada Ardlyn: how does that work _HeavenAngel_: have you tried restarting your computer? _HeavenAngel_: i hear it helps Ardlyn left the game _HeavenAngel: rip ... Ardlyn joined the game Ardlyn: nope Ardlyn: still there _HeavenAngel_: is armada restarted? _HeavenAngel_: rip Kel5: t_t SoaPuffball: did you actually restart your computer Ardlyn: what do you think SoaPuffball: yes Ardlyn: welp SoaPuffball: if so then u nub _HeavenAngel_: xD SoaPuffball: xD
SoaPuffball: godz can you pls taxi me to spawn SoaPuffball: or heaven _HeavenAngel_: nani _HeavenAngel_: don't you have /spawn Ardlyn: but he's a snowflake _HeavenAngel_: ah *Soa is warped to spawn* SoaPuffball: thanks _HeavenAngel_: soapflake
SoaPuffball: how do i deport soso _HeavenAngel_: good qn _HeavenAngel_: first you take the soso and bring it to the deportation center _HeavenAngel_: then you give the soso a big kick _HeavenAngel_: and voila SoaPuffball: nice
(MojangChan is randomly flipping a door on top of a monorail track) _HeavenAngel_: moj.exe has stopped working _HeavenAngel_: this derpy moj is trying to depreciate a door in 1 day
_HeavenAngel_ joined the game. SoaPuffball: hi heav _HeavenAngel_: hi sesese9 joined the game. sesese9: ohai all SoaPuffball: hi see _HeavenAngel_: mod train~ choo choo sesese9: whoot woo
_HeavenAngel_: this is called the taco lottery _HeavenAngel_: to fund frumples tacos
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: the expressway entrance is still 2.6km away [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: f*** SoaPuffball: are you in a car [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: yeah SoaPuffball: please don't tell me you're driving _HeavenAngel_: frosty is the car [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: thank god i'm not [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: yesyes
Hightech_TR
*Hightech_TR is no longer AFK.
[Citizen] Hightech_TR: guys dont afk box me
*Hightech_TR is now AFK.
- 1800-Cort-esi
- thx for crashing my game with your un-knowledge
- Wheres backup when you need it?!?
- Is this some kind of sorcery?
- i think darmok is the secret robotic second owner of the server
- i cant drive a boat in the lagpocalypse
- chief, if youre there, please say 123
- Theres raw meat on the ground!
- I'm sorry, MRT logo, I had to
- Getting knocked in the head by an acacia tree
[Senator] KittyCat11231: Anyone want a hug for $5000? [Citizen] Hightech_TR: um [Citizen] Hightech_TR: not enough money, sorry *KittyCat11231 runs /balance Hightech_TR* [Senator] KittyCat11231: Anyone want a hug for $229.30? [Citizen] Hightech_TR: you sneaky little thing
[Citizen] Hightech_TR: i heard a joke on the radio [Citizen] Hightech_TR: what do you say when a man falls overboard? [Governor] Aliksong: no idea [Citizen] Hightech_TR: 'Man overboard!' [Citizen] Hightech_TR: what do you say when a woman falls overboard? [Citizen] Hightech_TR: 'Full speed ahead!' [Governor] Aliksong: lol
((when Hightech_TR got promoted to [Trustee] and didn't notice)) [Trustee] Hightech_TR: I don't know when my Trustee endorsements are valid yet, nor do i want to ask [Mayor+] CaptainChimpy: Hightech_TR loool! [Trustee] Hightech_TR: wuuuuuut? [Mayor+] CaptainChimpy: a little hightech told me his tag just got bluer [Trustee] Hightech_TR: oh [Trustee] Hightech_TR: wow
[Citizen] _SkyBlaze: F3+A is failing ;-; [Senator] KittyCat11231: youre supposed to do alt+f4 *Hightech_TR tries it out and closes Minecraft* Hightech_TR joined the game [Trustee] Hightech_TR: kitty you devil...
[Trustee] Hightech_TR: wwwwhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeee!!1 [Trustee] Hightech_TR fell from a high place [Mayor+] TonyTajiri: derp [Trustee] Hightech_TR: ooww..that hurt [Senator+] Ardyan: derpy derpy derp [Mayor+] TonyTajiri: rip in small [Senator+] Ardyan: xD [Trustee] Hightech_TR: where teh derps [Trustee] Hightech_TR: i dont underst...OH GOD THE DERPS [Mayor+] TonyTajiri: lol
Supykun joined the game [Trustee] Hightech_TR: hey Supykun left the game. [Trustee] Hightech_TR: bye
CaNJaK_TR joined the game * Hightech_TR is no longer AFK. [Trustee] Hightech_TR: er [Mayor] allifarki: wb [Trustee] Hightech_TR: who just named a TR after his name (In Turkish) [Guest] CaNJaK_TR: sa (Hey) [Guest] CaNJaK_TR: ben (I did) [Guest] CaNJaK_TR: :D (:D)
*SoaPuffball renames a cow under the Freddy's Pizzeria of Eastwood "Don't help me! I'm stuck.". Weeks later, Hightech_TR and ModernArt, also with SoaPuffball find that cow. [Mayor] Hightech_TR: oh god not again [Mayor] Hightech_TR: mr cow youve been everythere [Mayor] Hightech_TR: now youre stuck under the floor of the fnaf building [Mayor+] ModernArt: lol [Mayor] Hightech_TR: err [Mayor+] ModernArt: soso renamed him
- I hate it when /ark doesn't work...*/afk
- hand on, let me sue the restroom first...use*
VerificationCode joined the game *a while later* [Senator] Hightech_TR: is that my verification code to the secret service [Councillor] London150: lol [Senator] Frosty_Creeper10: xD [Guest] VerificationCode: yes it is [Senator+] Frosty_Creeper10: oh my [Guest] VerificationCode: access granted [Senator] Hightech_TR: hooray
- the dreaded water maze (not a quote in itself but it is a phrase he uses to refer to the Water Ways in the Halua Island 2017 Adventure Map)
_hnt
- One sec, like literally 20 secs
*Joking About a Rebellion* hnt: I nominate Frumple to be banned! *hntredtie Hast Been Smitten!* *Frumple Joined the Game* hnt: ohai Frumple... Frumple: Hey...
- Pardon my language, but this is...
*server lagging* hnt: Probably because of my lag machine. hnt (later): jk jk jk :P
*camelfantasy has joined the game* hnt: Hell hnt: *hello kiwirainbow: Wow hnt xd hnt: Hell(o)
hnt: So many Senators online... :P hnt: Who to kick first >:D hnt: jk jk jk
hnt: is that god, Chief? (meant good) godzilltrain joined the game
- [_hnt -> me] SLURP SLURP SLURP MUST HAVE AIRPORT SLURP
hvt2011
hvt2011 joined the game. * hvt2011 connected using a mobile device using minechat. SoaPuffball: "connected using a mobile device..." SoaPuffball: nuuuu hvt2011: please hold hvt2011 left the game. later... hvt2011 joined the game. *hvt2011 should be sleeping right now but isn`t and has connected using an Apple TV using minechat.
Frosty_Creeper10: what is this "thunder" you speak of? hvt2011: a loud rumbling or crashing noise heard after a lightning flash due to the expansion of rapidly heating air. SoaPuffball: xD hvt2011: :P
SoaPuffball: may i see all of your warps? SoaPuffball: homes* hvt2011: check discord hvt2011: i sent a screw hvt2011: dm*
(randomly, HVT is /v'd) hvt2011: BOB THE BUILDER hvt2011: oops hvt2011 joined the game.
SoaPuffball: lemme try again SoaPuffball: is paixton terrible? SoaPuffball: a) no c) not hvt2011: denided SoaPuffball: gg
~Vulpicula: Fox Inbound SoaPuffball: hi ~hvt2011: hvt2011 train now arriving, platform 2
hvt2011 joined the game. time2makemymove: hvt? hvt2011: wat time2makemymove: v e n c e s l o B l u R a i l ? hvt2011 left the game.
- tBlueBijke
hvt2011: t//replace !169 86%155,1%251:1,1%251:2,1%251:3,1%251:4,1%251:5,1%251:6,1%251:7,1%251:8,1%251:9,1%251:10,1%251:11,1%251:12,1%251:13,1%251:14 hvt2011: t//replace !169 86%155,1%251:1,1%251:2,1%251:3,1%251:4,1%251:5,1%251:6,1%251:7,1%251:8,1%251:9,1%251:10,1%251:11,1%251:12,1%251:13,1%251:14 MIKE24DUDE: ummm hvt2011L: omg willowars: aaaahhahaha gg nktrain: umm megascatterbomb: you idiot Conric005: spam
(Conric is making the 79th AstroSlurp) Conric005: who wants to help me for 5$ hvt2011: who wants $5 megascatterbomb: me KittyCat11231: me CodyHM: me hvt2011: ok hvt2011: over Conric005: -.-
hvt2011 joined the game. hvt2011: hi hvt2011: only on for a moment woorich999 died hvt2011: ok bye hvt2011 left the game.
- hi this is some hard to read text if you're in a dark place
[Discord] hvt2011: DDR has arrived on american soil [Discord] hvt2011: >no premium play >most features locked >thanks konami f*** you too
- i love fried kids from kfc
i____7d
(i____7d was giving Fiork777 a tour of Foresne) i____7d: oofice i____7d: office sry Fiork777: O O F I C E
Guest joined the game Welcome Guest to the Minecart Rapid Transit server! i____7d: wb i____7d: welcome*
[LOTTERY] i____7d just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 8s [LOTTERY] i____7d just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 3s [LOTTERY] Congratulations to i____7d for winning $394! [LOTTERY] There was a total of 19 players buying 294 tickets i____7d: ayyyy Echohue: mood Frumple: rigged PeacemakerX5: >:( Cookie46910: you just lost the game Echohue: damnit sesese9: damn it PeacemakerX5: nooo Frumple: How many tickets did you have 7d? Cookie46910: :))) i____7d: 2 Echohue: gg Frumple: bs Frumple: >:( sesese9: mood PeacemakerX5: bruh Frumple: that's like 2/294 chance Frumple: oh well i____7d: hehe
ModernArt: i____7d what would you like to call the station after peakside valley? ModernArt: *peakside hill i____7d: sure ModernArt: what MistleSoa: sure station i____7d: wait the station after springwood? ModernArt: yes i____7d: yea its fine ModernArt: the station after the station after springwood ModernArt: i____7d what would you like to call the station after peakside valley? i____7d: hmm MistleSoa: just call it sure i____7d: Peakside West? :3 ModernArt: Peakside? i____7d: hmm i prefer peakside west... i____7d: or maybe Peakplains ModernArt: peakside since i'll redirect it north instead of west i____7d: yup i____7d: anythings fine ModernArt: ok MistleSoa: name it "anything" then i____7d: >;(
ICTman1076
- You offended my pet gravel :(
imperial_block
imperial_block: who built this station? _XtremeCoder: not sure imperial_block: maybe Godz _XtremeCoder: I think Godz imperial_block: its god'z typical error, I think
italadz57
missitaladz57: mary had a little... italadz57 joined the game italadz57: lamb!!
JamesGaming
- Chiefbox
Im going to get yoshi to make a maze OUT OF BARRIERS
JamesGaming: Achsomething takahowdoyoupronounceit [Member]: lol when you don't know how to spell it
Johngi
wtew left the game
Johngi: I think he left
I am trying to edit a wiki (Funny quotes) page, but I can't, because of the lag caused by grammarly checking the entire page for what is now 529 errors.
If you were to attack america, you would have to do it at night, so they would have less the fence (defence)
FooteChicken: bacc
Johngi: welcome bacc
Johngi: AAAH! It's spreading! What do we do!
(About kev's plane)
[Eggnog]Johngi: other than the fact it will never fly, nice plane!
Johngi: ooh a ravine Johngi: "speeeeed 1"
JohnNotTech
Spencer407 (Soleurs): I'm going to make this horrible. TechnologyPro: That's the spirit! :D
- I might be a little biased, but you should use [Insert Frontier Product Here].
- HAWKSIE! I need to stop doing that.
- TECHIE!
- Chil-DREN!
- Guys, guys, stop.
- It twerks!
- *ding* Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the shut up sign. For our sanity, please return to your seat, and fasten your seatbelt over your mouth.
- I've been called a lot of things before. Melon Lord has not been one of them...
- Hey, who wants $20? (has tedious work in mind)
- *to Technological99* Hello, other Tech.
- *in response to the mentioning of an airport* CAELUS!
JohnNotTech is no longer afk JohnNotTech: If you say so.
- Kitty, get out of my body.
[lalaboy -> me] idk, get in mumble *joins Mumble* JohnNotTech: Did someone order an idiot with some fries?
When a ) doesn't express your emotions strong enough, a bigger D will do Oh god, I just realized how wrong that sounds
*when talking about resource packs* I use Faithful Vulpi
Jtf22
- ok...
- :P
- Hey Chief, do people do The FLOP when you shock them? | Chief: Lets find out! | *Chiefbozx shocked Jtf22 (and everyone else on the server [including himself])* | Jtf22: *flops | Chief: So yes!
- Everybody do the FLOP!
Jtrain77
"The purpose of the MRT is to build realistic modern cities" *Rides a dragon to kessler*
SoaPuffball: tom? Tom_Pairs: ? SoaPuffball: can you shock me? Tom_Pairs: no Jtrain77: Thou aren't worthy of thy smittenitude
Jtrain77: Welp, I gtg, cya later bai Itz_Lego: cya Itz_Lego: last words? Jtrain77: Last words: Wubba lubba dub dub Jtrain77 left the game.
JTrain77: I'll take two #9's [LOTTERY] JTrain77 just bought 9 tickets! [LOTTERY] JTrain77 just bought 9 tickets! SoaPuffball: a #9 large [LOTTERY] Kel5 just bought 9 tickets! JTrain77: A #6 with extra pid JTrain77: *dip Vulpicula: PID Vulpicula: PIIIIID
Cornus, The city of empty bus stops. (during TAR 9)
j_universe
Supykun: Miniladies and Minigentlemen, j_universe0: come see the damage at the rowhouse fires (unintended)
JustFarkie
[Server] Starting save...
[Mayor] allifarki : I didn't know there was a [Server] rank. :P
[Member] TheMiner_ : XD
[Mayor] allifarki: I didn't know there was a person called Starting Save... either.
[Mayor] Ezzocraft, [Mayor] _alli and [Member] Ben6331 are talking about the Batch 7 Senator Promos
[Mayor] Ezzocraft: Benator
[Member] Ben6331: LOL
[Mayor] _alli: lol
[Mayor] _alli: [Benator] Sen6331
[Member] Ben6331: XD
Just_robinho
- To the *insert place here* !
- I get to hurt people... yay! :D
- I'm a lovable person
- BENIE! <3
- I'm Benie's number 1 fan!
- BOOM! I Have landed. :D
- [Chiefbozx: /shock Just_robinho] .......... MISSED!
- Robin's Hill is the best town Eva!
- Quick question for the mods/Admins
- I have allllooooottttt of questions.
- >:(
- :D
- *Insert confusing question*......... nevermind
- TROLOLOLOLOL!
- I'm always happy! :D
- You miserable people
- I've just lost my deputy mayor......... AGAIN! :'(
- "Frumple has joined the game"........ *Stalks* >:)
- I've got the passion :D
- ...Creep Benie out *Check*
- Benie... " [Benie] ? " ............. Hi! <3 :D
- Me: yolo! Blue Team: SWAG!
- Well thats a first, The server wanted to crash itself!
- Meow
- *mfish was breathing through his mic in mumble*
Just_robinho: can you stop being Dark Vader for a second mfish? - To enjineer, in mumble: I will spank you.
*was doing we's for autobus22 *copied plane *Goes afk for 40 minutes (never pasted)
- WOI should tecnically sink, it has no floaties D:
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs [broadcast] <plugDJ link> autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus! [broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo
[Mayor+] JamesGaming: Arrive and Vanadium are giving huge competition to Cyan, what is Cyan doing about that [Mod] Just_robinho: F all. [Councillor] tarheelscouse: ^
Camelfantasy: I should probably start studying for my essay test. x Just_Robinho has kicked camelfantasy for Go study boi!
[Broadcast]: JR is going to make it night so please dont scream and pee your pants *server is set to night* (general chaos)
*camelfantasy boxes Just_robinho x Just_robinho is no longer AFK. Player Just_robinho kicked camelfantasy for bad camel.
SnowPuffball_: /unafk ModernArt * ModernArt is no longer AFK. (Robun run said command) ByteMega: OMG ByteMega: xD SnowPuffball: gg Just_robinho: its a legit command ByteMega * ModernArt is now AFK.
- Im stuck
- since Tom_Pairs is threatening me with demotion I will ask his question next
talon no longer plays but jumps in the sky
Kangaroo567
FiorkG: You are saying i am a joke? TheGreenKangaroo: yes
TheGreenKangaroo: [Discord] Cact0: :new_moon_with_face: [Discord] Cact0: :new_moon_with_face:
TheGreenKangaroo joined the game. SoaPuffball: hi Frosty_Creeper10: wbwb TheGreenKangaroo: hi TheGreenKangaroo: k bye TheGreenKangaroo left the game.
TheGreenKangaroo: next player that joins will not be staff Cynra_ joined the game.
- Please realize that this software cannot use British English. Using British English may result in a Montego veto.
chiefbozx: And there's no limit on decorative helicopters. Kangaroo567: no rank limit? that means guests can paste helicopters over Central City as well
_Kastle
- Sorry Common Sense wasn't in the budget..
- ATTENTION: APPLETON HAS BEEN RENAMED TO PINEAPPLETON
JTrain77: kastle what's this place called SoaPuffball: JTrain77: Aeolia _Kastle: Gray Cloud
SoSo123: Kastle what is your view for my Chinese History paper :P _Kastle: yes SoSo123: ? SoSo123: what yes _Kastle: no SoSo123: wot SoaPuffball: maybee _Kastle: so SoSo123: nao pyth0n: how much $ do you get for being online _Kastle: lol they dont pay me a red cent _Kastle: but you get 5 fake cents per minute
- i always like to keep a stack of airports lying around
Kekkomatic
*Gets shown ace pride flag* Is that the flag of horrible polo from the 80s?
- "2d/11 - proposal to change official serrver mascot from taco to bagel" "all no? ok"
[Citizen] Supykun: LDS, I am high up there [Citizen] Supykun: Baltop 3. [Premier+] kekkomatic: LSD, I am high.
[Premier+] kekkomatic: i'm confused, did you meet tomp or not? [Mayor] sesese9: i did [Premier+] kekkomatic: cool [Premier+] kekkomatic: did you ask him for a worldedit?
If Nicki Minaj walks on a beach, is it considered plastic pollution?
[Mayor+] Ardyan: i realize C923 becomes a normal street after passing armada central [Premier+] kekkomatic: omg, can you imagine *station* C923? [Premier+] kekkomatic: "day 3276, i'm starting to wonder if frumple is a madman or a total genius"
- ezzo you can't tkae XW3.14159...thats irrational
- did you guys have to invent letters just to make all of section 1 stay i one place?
[Citizen] EliteNeon: Welcome to [insert female genital here] land [Premier+] kekkomatic: hi [Councillor] MegaMC: elite [Councillor] MegaMC: thats worse (notice how kekko replied in such an innocent manner)
Most of the time buildings are just empty. Come on guys we're not in North Korea
Kel5
Who wants 5 dollars? Highest bidder wins
- seems pine enough (in Amber_Pine's room in an apartment which is known by some due to the Frumpine shipping/meme by megascatterbomb)
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza SoaPuffball: HONK chiefbozx: no (soa gets smitten) VAReaper: HONK SoaPuffball: y chiefbozx: pineapples have better things to do than be on pizza * Kel5 is no longer AFK. Kel5: WRONG * Kel5 is now AFK. chiefbozx: Kel5 comes back from afk just to yell "WRONG"
KingFox
Foxwolf11: is it 0k if the lamp dies DaEdwards: yes mi_aquamarine: rest in peace lamp DaEdwards: rip lamp 2019-2019 Foxwolf11: RIP lamp DaEdwards: i actually placed it this morning mi_aquamarine: oof DaEdwards: so it didnt last a day DaEdwards: rip Foxwolf11: haha
King_Patty
- Whomp
KittyCat11231
all the ads in the article i want to print out for school are porn ads afk again
- Mega: don't say it... | Kitty: it...
- Kitty: anyone else notice yoshis survey asks ur height, age, and relationship status... | chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26.
- Kitty: I like white horses | bspells: RACIST!!!
- KittyCat11231 joined the server | Kitty: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING CUBE!! | KittyCat11231 left the server.
- my nanna has a shit zu (that's not how its spelled idk how) and its so cute
- gogojakeo has joined the game | Kitty: hi gogo what strange bizzare time zone do u live in (during 3:30 AM Kitty's time)
- I AM TITAAAAANIIIIIUUUUUUUUUM!
- every time I say that it warns me I could be kicked for spam
- [Insert Name Here] has joined the game | hi [Insert Name Here] we totally aren't talking about [Random Thing]
- top username of 2013: xXxYOLO_SWAGGER_39xXx
- word I cant spell! you take your aim! fire away! fire away! you shoot me down! but I get up! IM KICKED BY NOOOOOOOOOOCHEEEEEEEEEEAAATPLUUUUUUUUS! (parodying Titanium)
- Echo: i play play station 4 | Kitty: you like to *play play*
- godz: Kitty! :P | Kitty: what afk box?
- IM NAKED ON A WREEEEEEEEEECKING BALL
- btw frozen why is there a street in ravenswood called cockbyrne ave
- bspells go find the wild one while flying on a titanium wrecking ball and roaring (referencing 4 songs)
- Just_fruyeamajkeklajafyfeghostminerofgames26_Pairs = genetically combined FREAK!!!
- DISCLAIMER: spamming/advertising/being a guest causes an immediate ban.
- hola cola (when cola logs on)
- #Gramerz4daWinz
Kitty: congrats lil lil: I was always a trusted chiefbozx shocked KittyCat11231
- 0rocketscience0 in mumble: "here kitty kitty kitty...."
- any mods wanna be "lucky" enough to do the "honor" of setting up my bus route? :P
Kitty: theres a kid at school whos obsessed with the number 69... mega: -_- kiwi: do you know WHY?... Kitty: yes... kiwi: Good... A few minutes later kittyghost has joined the game mega: kitty what have you been doing with cg?! Kitty: i was 69ing with him
Nicco: <----- needs to be mayor ADMINS COME!! Kitty: patience is a virtue Kitty: is what my nanna says every time shes stuck in traffic
Tony: I said Tar, I'm on Hyperchat, and it gives me a notification when it's my name surrounded by spaces. JohnNotTech: So disable that? Kitty: TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri TonyTajiri Soleurs: TonyTajiri kekkomatic joined the game JohnNotTech: TonyTajiri Soleurs: TonyTajiri Halstom: TonyTajiri Kitty: kekkomatic quick say TonyTajiri
- every page in the category OMAH GAWD DAT RANDOMNESS is a food item..
Kitty: (skele came in like a wrecking ball) frozen: :D Kitty: (skele came into frozen like a wrecking ball) frozen: :C
Kitty: ooh cody is afk >:)
cody: back
Kitty: dammit
cody: DAMNIT YOU KITTY
Kitty: its just an afk box :P
Kitty: #AngerIssues
cody: "It's just an afk box." (Said IN Sassy Tone)
- There better be a snow day bill de blasio DONT FAIL ME NOW
- bill de blasio failed us all (after not getting a snow day in NYC)
DCampite joined the game DCamp: whos a girl? Kitty: anyone who has.. you know
Kitty: will the ZBT warps ever be set :P Music: idk when Yoshi is ready :P tomorrow Kitty: OMG I MADE A REFERENCE Kitty: will the ZBT warps ever be SET :P Music: lol
back the llamas are coming... KittyCat11231 left the game
DCampite was killed trying to hurt suppoe Kitty: wow 1.5 really got detailed with the death messages
- You should put ziggy85s condom back up for sale (meant to say condo)
tarheelscouse: It's the hot dog song! Kitty: He likes singing about his "hot dog" in his "clubhouse" bestmate66: SUGGESTIVITIES Kitty: "We had a fun day bringing color back to the clubhouse!" bestmate66: Jeez. Kitty. tarheelscouse: lol :D
colaja953 joined the game Kitty: Hola Cola
Kitty: that awkward moment when you wonder what google chromes "incognito mode" is used for Kitty: that awkward moment when you wonder what google chromes "incognito mode" is used for Kitty: fail Kitty: afk Kitty: DOUBLE FAIL Kitty: ._. Kitty: ._. Kitty: triple fail...
Kitty: but first, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE Yoshi: NO KITTY Yoshi: NO,. Yoshi: DEAR GOD NO Kitty: YES YOSHI
- apple would love me, i sent an email asking for an iphone, i sent it from my ipod touch
(On June 8th in Mumble) Kitty: Siri is so perfect, listen to this Kitty: What day is my birthday? Siri: Your birthday is June 15th Kitty: How many days until my birthday? Siri: Your birthday is in three months and eight days Kitty: How many days until my birthday!? Siri: Your birthday is in three months and eight days Hawks: It's so perfect.
Skele: Kitty used a flashlight in my office Kitty: thats an untrue accusation Kitty: i used a fleshlight *Console* shocked KittyCat11231
(While speculating if lalaboy67 was the last mod promoted at the June GSM)
_frozen: the point is he is not the mod Kitty: are you suuuure youre suuuuure? _frozen: let it go Hawks: let it go Kitty: i am one with the wind and snow Hawks: ... can't hold it back any more ...
Bensi: I better not to butt into the game 0rocketscience0: Butt Kitty: Anus
Hi Washington (Talking to DCampite in mumble)
- That awkward moment when you wake up from a 12-hour flight and you're still on the tarmac.
IM WONDERING WHY MY SHIFT KEY ISNT WORKING AND IM REALIZING IM JUST USING MY CAPS LOCK
godzilltrain blows into mic on mumble Kittycat11231: WE DON'T BREATH INTO YOU!
ArdyArd: what if they replaced member applications to a full circle line ride? KittyCat11231: then we would have a lot of desperate 9 year olds crowding the circle line
KittyCat11231: this automatic minechat message is sponsored by the committee to reelect sadam hussein mine_man_: i think you may have gone too far with those minechat messages XD KittyCat11231: this automatic minechat message is sponsored by the committee to reelect the taliban regim mine_man_: DAMNIT! XD
[Broadcast]: It's Coming it's coming!!! Kitty: hi lala Tom_Pairs joined the game Tom: ello Kitty: aw
mine_man_: Raise your hand if godz is dull Kitty: /me raises both arms and legs Kitty: /me is an upside down table
- I LOVE YOU FROZEN WRITE YOUR SIGNIATURE ON MY FACE
[Mayor+] _Ardy: cyan is died [Senator] KittysEvilTwin: cyan isnt dead, they're in a persistent vegitative state
In Mumble...
[Kitty]: Siri, what is 0 divided by 0 [Siri] Imagine you have 0 cookies and share them between 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get. See. It doesnt make sense does it. Now cookie monster is sad because there are no cookies, and you are sad because you have no friends. [Insert Loud Laughing here]
- Godz: What's Sour Kids? Kitty: Imagine if you have a fetish for eating small children.
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: Drop Dead GSMs wooooo [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 5 [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 4 [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 3 [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 2 [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: 1 TonyTajiri died Player TonyTajiri took their own life. KittyCat11231 died Player KittyCat11231 took their own life. Technological99 died Player Technological99 took their own life. helkama died Player helkama took their own life. sesese9 died Player sesese9 took their own life. Seshpenguin died Player Seshpenguin took their own life. KuchenKenta died Player KuchenKenta took their own life. frankbros429 died Player frankbros429 took their own life. ArdyDuck died Player ArdyDuck took their own life.
nktrain died Player nktrain took their own life. callumjk died Player callumjk took their own life. Formal_Globe died Player Formal_Globe took their own life. Seshpenguin died Player Seshpenguin took their own life. helkama died Player helkama took their own life. Awesome3491 died Player Awesome3491 took their own life. [Senator] KittyCat11231: someone just left one direction it seems
Camelfantasy: how do you name a road? ImNotKitty: with a birth certificate
chiefbozx has joined the game KittyCat111231: was about to ask for a w/e then realized
KittyCat11231: lala you should tempban me for three seconds Player lalaboy temporarily banned KittyCat11231 for 2 seconds: you asked for it.
snowdude01: narnia mumble?
Narnia17 joined the game
[nktrain -> KittyCat11231] your army was chasing me yesterday
[KittyCat11231 -> nktrain] the KIA Armed Forces declines all involvement
[nktrain -> KittyCat11231] xD
KittyCat11231 left the game.
[Media] Kittycat11231: Vote to re-elect _Kastle as president of the United Cities SoaPuffball: you cant CyAmethyst: Kastle isn't running [Media] Kittycat11231: Vote to re-elect _Kastle as president of the United Cities anyway _Kastle: no... Kastle can't run CyAmethyst: .-. CyAmethyst: Kitty pls
Kittycat11231: note:mineman is still afk *mine_man_ is no longer afk.
KittyCat11231 joined the game [Councillor] Talonplays: wb [Councillor+] Mercury203: wb [Trial Mod+] Hvt2011: hi kitty [Councillor+] Mercury203: Trojan Valley?
Guest: what is the color of the eastern line? SnowPuffball_: lime _Kastle: lime KittyCat11231: brown SnowPuffball: xD _Kastle: &a
- (After being asked to be a judge in a made up court case by MaxStewartS) MaxStewartS is sentenced to death for indirectly interrupting my schoolwork
SoaPuffball: hey mojang MojangChan: yes SoaPuffball: can you please give me mojangitis MojangChan: sure [Discord] TheGreenKangaroo: same [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: hey mojang [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: can you please give me hepatitis MojangChan: by the power of Jesus Christ, Muhammad, and every other religeous power in the universe, I hereby strike the godly power of Mojangitis upon thee, mey god's grace be with you SoaPuffball: thank you SoaPuffball: frosty also requested hepatitis btw MojangChan: i don't contract hepatitis KittyCat11231: jesus christ is under arrest for biological warfare MojangChan: only mojangitis Frosty_Creeper10: :frowning: EspiDev: lol
[Bunker] Starcubed: what's PRM? [Bunker] KittyCat11231: pam cooking spray but misspelled [Bunker] Starcubed: ah
- You should plug your laptop into a wind turbine
- I gave you the inside scoop (after confirming he said the above in Mumble)
Kitty: Conric, pick up this fish! Conric: ok Kitty: This fish committed suicide.
KittyCat11231: jphgolf4321 is a psycho murderer terrorist! KittyCat11231 left the game. Player jphgolf4321 kicked KittyCat11231 for no u.
[Media] SoaPuffball: Which of my franchises do you want to see return in the Creeperville Expo? KittyCat11231: soa's chippy choppy head fall-offy capital punishment contracting service SoaPuffball: sorry, but i don't own that franchise SoaPuffball: KittyCat11231 owns that
- the national weather service has issued a severe Tom_Pairs warning, effective for the duration Tom_Pairs is in the vicinity. take shelter now. move to the lowest floor of a sturdy building away from any windows.
- The National Weather Service has issued a severe spotaneous terrain generation warning.
- BNN! Breaking News >> Wisdom teeth release psychedelic drugs, new study reports.
- and then god created the universe, realized he accidentally rotated the wrong direction, ran an //undo, and started over the fifth time
kiwirainbow
[Trusted] Kiwirainbow: Remember when I had that dream that Music3_0 was promoted to [Admin] a few months back? That was weird... [Trusted] Music3_0: I know kiwi, weird :P [Member] Kittycat11231: Kiwi, you dream about minecraft? XD [Admin] Music3_0: Heyyyy
kiwi: I just find Atlanta so... attractive :p Kitty: kiwi and bestmate #LegendaryLovers kiwi: ??? Kitty: think about what you just said sam: LOL kiwi: I was talking about my town! kiwi: *slaps Kitty
kiwi: ATTENTION: I am leaving the server. bspells: WHAT kiwi: for a one minute break to go get water :p kiwi: brb :p sam: ??? kiwirainbow left the game
kiwirainbow left the game. kiwirainbow joined the game kiwirainbow: forget to say g2g kiwirainbow: baiiiii kiwirainbow left the game.
knowmads7
- I dont think Notch envisioned kids making entire militarys on MC :P
thomasfyfe: A little busy, I'll be good in 10 minutes or so knowmads7: for now, you must sit in the bad boy chair tomas knowmads7: cause you said youll be good in 10 mins lol
(talking about the rename of Sprucemount to Frosty Rivers SoaPuffball: cos spruce- prefix is overrated Frosty_Creeper10: i'm gonna change my town's name to spruceville JustFarkie: spruce bay Frosty_Creeper10: spruce swamps xD SoaPuffball: pls dont JustFarkie: spruce sea Frosty_Creeper10: lol :P JustFarkie: spruce mooshruum lands JustFarkie: mooshroom*
knowmads7: oh congratz camel :D camelfantasy: eh? knowmads7: I could have sworn you were senator? time2makemymove: LOL camelfantasy: 2 years ago yes knowmads7: WAIT NVM IM DUMB time2makemymove: lmaoooooooo knowmads7: SHUT UP :P camelfantasy: technically i still am, for kanto :P knowmads7: lol
KnuffelBunny
[Bunker] AlphaDS: i dont watch star wars or marvel [Bunker] MistleSoa: wat CaptainObi: wat [Bunker] MistleSoa: is that a reply [Bunker] AlphaDS: oof KnuffelBunny: is that a threat?
Krokipollo
Man I can't believe The first I did After returning to this server was to instinctively build a wall It ain't much yet But this is going bigger Getting taller it's going to make my city great again :*) (even though it was never great)
- Some guy named Donald wanted to build a steel wall on the southern border. The wall cost $5000 to build. How many mexicans crossed it?
lalaboy
lalaboy67 is waiting the 10 mins after cola joined to get a w/e, 6 mins have passed lalaboy67: cola? autobus22 reminds lala, that only 6 out of ten minutes have passed colaja953: yes? lalaboy67: I guess I'll take that as a no then.
Duechayapol: cats lalaboy67: Meow Duechayapol: lol
- lalalalala
lalaboy left the games JamesGaming: Love is an open... lalaboy: DOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!
- ajaja
*autobus asks lalaboy if he wants a burgerqueen in kessler* lalaboy: naooo autobus22: yeaaaoooo lalaboy: naooo lalaboy: nothing can make me say yes autobus22: "nothing" lalaboy: oh lalaboy: wait what? lalaboy: i'm confuse lalaboy: oh wait lalaboy: ohh lalaboy: ohhhhhh... lalaboy: you sneaking little devil autobus22: :3
lalaboy added Casey_Jones3 to member [Mod] lalaboy: ops
- Lala - The lick song Ft. lalagirl69
(In radio chat when people asked for w/e while he was vanished) why tell me why please? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY YOU MAKE ME SUFFER YOU ECIL DEMON! EXPEL DIE DIE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
- I wonder if Viagra flavored ice-cream exists?
(Lala is vanished, and dropping random potions on people) Member: Who's dropping potions on us? (Later) Lala: home kessler Lala: hmmm TonyTajiri: derp Lala: IGNORE creeperface_: HI LALA
- ahh puSSY CANNON!\
- I wan!!! T_T
[Mod] lalaboy: let's play a game [Mod] lalaboy: Which town am I in right now? Clue, one of you guy's town. [Mayor+] unjinz: Cornus [Senator] mine_man_: elecna bay [Mayor+] ArdyDuck: armada
- godzilltrain was slain by lalaboy using [My Sharp Dildo]
_redneck_jesus_: How many admods does it take to screw in a lightbulb? lalaboy67: remove the word IN and read it again _redneck_jesus_: lala no one is going to screw a lightbulb lalaboy67: Well... lalaboy67: It'll break before even entering _Kastle: that would be painful lala
SoaPuffball: ./summon sheimoria lalaboy: ./kill Sheimoria
one second i eating banana * lalaboy is now AFK.
...
* lalaboy is no longer AFK. thankss it was a long banana Nah, i went to shower
lalaboy: So.. there is not time between the sanator, gov and premeir ranks lalaboy: technically camelfantasy: sanator camelfantasy: premeir SoaPuffball: s a n i c t o r mjpwwf: Sanator, the sanest rank(R) camelfantasy: i guess lala has enrolled in tom's school of speeling and gramer
lawrence_zo
- lol i like to call birch wood "cow block"
lawrence_zo: its funny because its not even like chicken nuggets its just how stupid it is lawrence_zo: oh wait lawrence_zo: fr*k lawrence_zo: i thought i was typing in discord
LDShadowLord
(in mumble) LDShadowLord: We're gonna be all Big Brother on them gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984! LDShadowLord: gogo, leave poor George Orwell alone
(in mumble) LDShadowLord: And if I don't like anything i'm going to smash my hand through it gogojakeo: Can I get another 1984! LDShadowLord: gogo! I have already told you. Leave poor George Orwell alone!
LD: I'm so British I piss tea.
LD: Any Mods online? Yoshi: No Robin: nope
LD: I have questionable morals, but even I think that's wrong!
Who Would make a steak medium rare? Monsters, that's who. TechnologyPro: Me Ld. LD: I stand by my point.
LD: I'm suing myself for sexual harassment
If a bad vet couldn't save my steak then it is overdone.
Rednax: Will this Exchange be carbon-neutral? LD: Hell no, we dug up half the MRT for these bricks Frozen: wrong answers. we WILL be carbon neutral LD In 2094 Frozen: In 2184 Ld: Oh, did we add more bricks Frozen: No, I added abestos LD: Oh yep, that'll do it
(After a server crash) Kitty: Wut happened? LD: "It Took a shit"
LD: "My brother's anti-heterosexual: He doesn't like straights MulledPine: Who does?
Amber_pine: Come LD LD: I'm sorry, I can't do it on command. Unjinz: ... Amber_Pine: To me LD: Oh. DevyySky: xD LD: Be more specific.
EliteNeon: Can somebody run /seen MC_Dunc for me?
Johngi: 1 month 25 days
LDShadowLord: No
FredTheTimeLord: Probably around 12 tracks
(Please note: Johngi first made the joke in his section, and is slightly annoyed at this. Since, however, LD annoys everyone, I'm not too suprised.)
_Lego_
- I can't wait to get the rank [Enator+]
- PSA: This is a PSA, we thank you for listening to this PSA and we hope you liked this PSA, as this PSA is a spy
Leo_2807
In the end it doesn't matter what you believe is right or wrong. Cos I'm gonna kill you anyway
lfpp003
Seastep is raging at Soa for afkboxing him Seastep: NO SOA lfpp003: no soap lfpp003: I should buy some in the supermarket SoaPuffball: *burns lfpp003 for: no lfpp. SubwayGamerMC: buy it in the minemarket of desertvew
*singing about Soa for no apparent reason* lfpp003: what is soap lfpp003: baby don't clean me lfpp003: don't clean me lfpp003: no more (Haddaway - What Is Love) Seastep: xD Seastep: ROFL Seastep: I'm so adding that to Funny Quotes OMG..
LimeYT
look w/eed
lil_shadow59
wbhob: what goes in a park lil_shadow59: nuclear power plants
(AlikSong was talking to EliteNeon) lil_shadow59: how do you lick songs AlikSong: yes Echohue: mm EliteNeon: sounds like a sex act
LithiumMirnuriX
Lithium: City Promotion Is Test A English Skill? SoSo: xD Auto: xD
*SoaPuffball is haggling over the price of Lithium's Circo Porto. [Trustee] LithiumMirnuriX: $25 for arcade and $25 for verification most games [Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^-^ [Mayor+] ModernArt: $40 for just an arcade? [Trustee] SoaPuffball: but for a 11x8 arcade, that's kinda expensive [Trustee] LithiumMirnuriX: no, $25 for arcade and $15 for basic internet fee [Mayor+] ModernArt: it's really expensive [Mayor+] ModernArt: "Basic Internet Fee" [Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^
* SoSo123 is no longer AFK. LithiumMirnuriX: soso is afk? SoSo123: ? SoSo123: lol SoSo123: add that to the quotes
LithiumMirnuriX: do you know hankwa, hwachae? InfamousColumbia: actually no LithiumMinuriXL hold on LithiumMirnuriX: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangwa LithiumMirnuriX: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hwachae LithiumMirnuriX: both Korean traditional desert LithiumMirnuriX: Hwachae (??;??) is a general term for traditional Korean punches, made with various fruits or edible flower petals. The fruits and flowers are soaked in honied water or honied magnolia berry juice. In modern South Korea, carbonated juice and/or LithiumMirnuriX: fruit juices are also commonly added to hwachae. Hwachae is often garnished with pine nuts before it is served. InfamousColumbia left the game.
- if lost janghwa, I must get food itself from hunt wild Animals and forage berries unless build greenhouse due cold biome.
[Discord] LithiumMirnuriX: Has Planned your Clock tower? Needn_NL: nope [Discord] LithiumMirnuriX: no u. Needn_NL: XD SoaPuffball: that is an improper use of no u
London150
London150: People of the MRT: Do NOT send bills to me! (SoaPuffball fills his mailbbox with empty maps named "Bill") London150: WHO SENT BILLS TO ME!!!! *caps* London150: I'm not paying THEBILLS! (people start to fill his mailbox with potatos/carrots named "Memes" or papers named "Bills4Lyfe" and maps named "Bill")
[Governor] RLcrafters: dunno so much bout Torquay other then you should go visit Basil and Sybil Fawlty
[Governor] RLcrafters: if you dont get tht im deporting u from the UK
*mossie proceeds to "get it"*
*London completely misses the point*
[Governor] RLcrafters: r/whoooosh for london then
[Senator+] _Mossie: xD
[Mayor] London150: huh?
[Governor] RLcrafters: double whoooooooosh
[Mayor] TheSubway: lol
[Mayor] London150: i'm not going by plane..
[Mayor] TheSubway: triple woooosh
[Governor] RLcrafters: *nuclear facedesk*
London150: Soa's eyeing up free ports SoaPuffball: ^ _Kastle: ^ _Kastle joined the game. _Kastle: hi to whatever i am agreeing
- I think one of the problems of me being on the MRT.. is i'm too smart
* MinecraftYoshi26 is no longer AFK. MinecraftYoshi26: hai here for a sec MinecraftYoshi26: hi [Discord] London150: That's 1 second Yoshi xD [Discord] London150: I counted a second megascatterbomb: he's here for a second megascatterbomb: and now he's here for more seconds * MinecraftYoshi26 is now AFK.
- funny quotes is good for your health
Macftrax
Macftrax: Appleton? Sounds tasty! Macftrax: *eats Appleton* CaptainChimpy: I'm going to add that to funny quotes Macftrax: Ugh... It tasted like concrete and asphalt... Captainchimpy: nvm Macftrax: It didn't taste like apples.... Macftrax: Hnt, you need to change your city's name. It's misleading.
Macftrax: Congrats suppoe.
Suppoe: Congrats for what?
Mactfrax: Trustee.
Suppoe: I've been a trustee for about two years now.
Macftrax: Did I congratulate you before?
TonyTajiri: FAYUL
_MajorMagpie_
- *shocked by Chief* Chief, you made me wet my pants...
- Dear Mojang, stop breaking minecraft please. Kthxbai.
- *talking with Kekkomatic about Benie* *Benie joins mumble* Oh...hey there Benie...
- Thomas mumble! i'll explain my bird poop! :D
- Benie, please W/E my face :P
- That's Birdist!
- Rule Britannia!
- Mi pene es muy grande
Just_robinho: yay I aint the holdest on atm _MajorMagpie_: ^^That's how Robin smoothly says 'I'm of age and available'
Hightech_TR: What is this rapidcoffee thing? who owns it? Rednax: Maggie? Magpie: That would be me Kottle: Dum Dum Dum!
mastermann13
- mastermann13: connected with an iPhone using MineChat
mastermann13: hey kelli
kekkomatic: I like kelli
mastermann13: kekko, autocorrect lol
kekkomatic: From now on i'm kelli
Matthieu_Dinh
Matthieu_Dinh joined the game lalaboy67:Hi Me:Fi Fi Fo Fum I'm the giant!
WHO INVENTED /SHOCK!!!
Why do I fall in lava each time i'm on a Cyan Systems train!!!
Max4344
Finally done babyshitting I can play :D *sitting (A few minutes later...) Kitty you misspelled my name on the funny quotes page
(In mumble) Max: Siri, what does the fox say? Siri: There is no need for profanity (Thought he said f*ck)
MaxStewartS
MaxStewartS: Puff MaxStewartS: Puff SoaPuffball: yes maxy? MaxStewartS: It's just a puffy ball.
Hello Infamous Airlines attendant. I get free flights. k GIMME MY TICKET
- I CAME IN LIKE A HONKING OCEAN PLANE
MaxStewartS: hi kitty SoaPuffball: kitty? KittyCat11231: ? MaxStewartS: can I throw a nuke on Free State of Kitania's HQ SoaPuffball: do you have franchise spaces? KittyCat11231: yes KittyCat11231: to soa MaxStewartS: aww
MaxStewartS: Who owns Larkspur? SoaPuffball: vicki dragonbloon419: Vicki AppleGamer123: vicki MaxStewartS: bicki vicki dragonbloon419: ... MaxStewartS: Bikini
- I'M WEARING a BIKINI
MC_Protocol
- Even my mouth moved from my mouth
- Waffle Taco Hut!
- Mr.Protocol: I Like Tacos / Music3_0: Why not Burritos / Mr.Protocol: They're too big.
- Welcome to The Rice Fields!
- 'While playing Wheel of Fortune', Yoshi: Give me a consonant / MC: A / Everyone: xD / Yoshi: A CONSONANT MC! / MC: 1 / Yoshi: WHAT. TRY AGAIN A CONSONANT / MC: Monkeys! / Yoshi: *facepalm*
- *in Mumble* "I AM A COW"
- I can smell you
- In Mumble
MC: Let's change ban hammer to spartan kick Chief: *Chiefbozx shocked MC_Protocol Yoshi: *Randomly Talking about Bad idea with the Change Chief: *Chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26
MC: Han Solo Dies! _frozen has muted player MC_Protocol.
Derpy_Turtle_MRT was slain by MC_Protocol using [Muscular Men] [Senator] MishkaMan: eww
MC_Protocol: *Chief has no arms* chiefbozx: what
mdbro55
- mike your staff right
MeetMeInSpace
- why cant i be in funny quotes when i say funny stuff all the time
- alik is black and white your life
fiction overbook im swimping my keyboard
[Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: ardy ur buildings are so empty :9 [Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: :(((((((( [Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: *cries* [Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: can i furnish them [Mayor+] _Ardy: if you are willing to furnish all of them [Mayor+] _Ardy: then sure [Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: o [Mayor+] _Ardy: you'll be saving me from years of work [Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: months** [Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: wait [Mayor+] _Ardy: nope years [Mayor+] _Ardy: actually [Councillor] MeetMeInSpace: o [Mayor+] _Ardy: centuries [Senator] RLcrafters: millenia
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: it looks like she has sprinkles on her face [Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: omg can i add that to funny qoutes??/ [Citizen] Supykun: Gao ahead
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: my shit looks so cute on me [Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: shirt8 [Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: omg [Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: metmmmmmmmm
[Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: this poor sheep is trapped by lava [Mayor] knowmads7: xD [Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: OMG I JUST PUSHED IT [Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: !!!! [Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: i didnt mean to omg [Mayor] knowmads7: u kno what will cheer you up? [Mayor] knowmads7: trains :P
MeetMeInSpace: sry i was changing my texture pack!!!!!!!!!!1 SoaPuffball: shouting? MeetMeInSpace: yeah!!!!!!
- gn everyone hope all of your wigs are SNATCHED<3 (talking about someone's snatched wig)
megascatterbomb
- :/
- Do it for science (When asking CG to create a lag machine for testing empty cart detectors)
- This is the most idiotic things i have ever seen (When looking at large lag machine.)
- -_- I am surprised at your stupidity.
- Cola, my brother thinks you need to improve your copy/pasting (When cola failed continuously at pasting mega's station)
- mega: "Robin, can i plz have a w/e?"
- Robin: "bbl"
- Just_Robinho left the game
- 5 minutes later
- Just_Robinho joined the game
- Robin: "so who wanted that w/e?"
- My jetpack is failing, landing on frumples office!
- Frumple looks up
- Megascatterbomb: hi
- Frumple: oh hai there
- Yoshi plays parkour map and slips.
- mega: :O I nearly killed yoshi!
- yoshi survives
- mega: nuuuuuu
- (In Mumble) SOMEONE's Gonna get Bonned :P
- (In Mumble) mega: Yeah, in Portal 2 Co-op Chief needs someone to play with. | jph: Chief needs someone to play with...
- Frumple <redacted> <redacted> and also <redacted> the <redacted>
SoaPuffball: how do i send a flying taco to the next gsm godzilltrain: with difficulty megascatterbomb: the energy required to break the space taco continuum is a lot
(LD is offline, the [Superconductor] part somehow ended up in another line so it makes it seem like LD is actually talking) [Trial Mod] megascatterbomb: the premier tag is [Superconductor] LDShadowLord: hi
- what do you want to ask my w/e wand?
megascatterbomb: pfft schematica megascatterbomb: you can't crash the server with schematica :P
[Discord] Yoshi: so ya pls tell your friends to vote rnx megascatterbomb: what friends lmao [Discord] Yoshi: :P megascatterbomb: there's this girl who i like in software class, can't ruin my chance with minecraft screenshots
megascatterbomb: i dont feel so good megascatterbomb left the game Player sesese9 kicked megascatterbomb for *snap*
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Framopelp was the misspelling at today's GSM [Discord] Megascatterbomb: Have fun with this knowledge
JTrain77: *que fake joke spoilers* brombrombromley: batman dies SoaPuffball: diancie dies in endgame [Discord] Megascatterbomb: tony stack stacks a city into thanos ship chiefbozx: tony stack stacks central city 7 times too many [Discord] Megascatterbomb: Ultron in age of ultron did a //move 100 d brombrombromley: tony stack makes the secret highway to central city
(talking about commands like /rig and /daddy) [Discord] Megascatterbomb: Another fun command is //stack
(people are having near-racy discussions about other languages) Megascatterbomb: I have "Mrs Vickiposa get down!" on my clipboard just in case lmao Vickiposa: im married apparently SoaPuffball: mega is that for racist jokes
SoaPuffball: mega? megascatterbomb: w a t SoaPuffball: in rank resort why are you and hvt in two places at the same time megascatterbomb: unfortunately we lost our license to apply the laws of physics SoaPuffball: but you still have the liscence to apply the laws of spacetime SoaPuffball: why can i never spell that correctly megascatterbomb: space-time is a DLC Starcubed: what about /ac chiefbozx: there's no /ac [Discord] Megascatterbomb: /ac is air conditioned but it's broken so we disabled it
[LP] LOG > (megascatterbomb) [U] (sesese9) [LP] LOG > meta addtempprefix 100 [Mod-Councillor] 1575255222 [Mod-Councillor] sesese9: yay
mervynang
deputy mayor role for sale Price starts at 0
Metromap_svg
[Citizen]Metromap_svg: what are the commands lol
[Guest]forshmage: yaii !!
[Governor]_crepper_: u have to set it yourself
[Citizen]JPlayzX01: well you can build it, altough it'll be much
easier to create an image, convert it to a map, then ask the
mods to let you upload it
[Governor]_crepper_: go to settings, controls
[Mayor]TheSubway: alt + f4
Metromap_svg left the game.
Metrominer
Metro: What's Frumple's Youtube Channel? Ardy: Frumple1 Ezzo: Frumple1 Kekko: Frumple1 Kuchen: Frumple1 James: Frumple1 Shadow: Frumple1 Yellow: Frumple1 Planner: Frumple1
MetroNorth
- roses are red, begone thot / begone thot, begone thot
- Roses are red, a pronoun is she / e
- Finna yeet (in rainbow)
MF_moj
- im gonna kermit suicide
- bboi my favorite, 1 b a r p i n g
time2makemymove: 100 isnt a hard minimum tho right? MojangChan: will 100 dirt huts make a premier city? chiefbozx: Correct
- banana ketchup is good with fried chicken
MojangChan: on the first day of christmas my true love sent to me MojangChan: a ucar in a birch tree
MojangChan: conric MojangChan: oh he not here Conric005: yes i am Conric005: :P MojangChan: oh MojangChan: im blind MojangChan: hi Cact0: oof Conric005: hi
MojangChan: do u live in the great state of Polygon??? Citybuilder_: POLYGON!!! daltdisneyland: sorry i live in circle
[Discord] MojangChan: catdog [Discord] MojangChan: caaaaatdog SoaPuffball: hi moj SoaPuffball: caaaaatdooooog MojangChan joined the game. autofire372: alone in the world was a single catdog Vickiposa: meow
SoaPuffball: hey mojang MojangChan: yes SoaPuffball: can you please give me mojangitis MojangChan: sure [Discord] TheGreenKangaroo: same [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: hey mojang [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: can you please give me hepatitis MojangChan: by the power of Jesus Christ, Muhammad, and every other religeous power in the universe, I hereby strike the godly power of Mojangitis upon thee, mey god's grace be with you SoaPuffball: thank you SoaPuffball: frosty also requested hepatitis btw MojangChan: i don't contract hepatitis KittyCat11231: jesus christ is under arrest for biological warfare MojangChan: only mojangitis Frosty_Creeper10: :frowning: EspiDev: lol
- Sir "peepee2727", you will be further interrogated by the Mojang Union Bureau of Homeland Security for your citizenship admission into the MU
- Air is secretly Cheese Whiz
[Discord] MojangChan: vroom vroom [Discord] MojangChan: brrrrrrrrrrrr SoaPuffball: hi moj [Discord] MojangChan: *intense car noises* SoaPuffball: are you in an iceberg MojangChan [Discord] MojangChan: m a y b e
- pax mojangea: if u want peace, then let there be mojangitis
- I want to go to Djibouti so I can touch my booty.
- V is for VPeople Winning the Lotto
SoaPuffball: moj town name quick MojangChan: cu**sberg
hvt2011: ________ has airline code __. MojangChan: pee pee poo poo has airline code 69
mi_aquamarine
- If SSSC to murviole rail is made, which company is best for buses
- If PBS Kids was donald trumps favourite food, then would grizzly bears take over Waypoint and then merge it with Aitalia or would hippos take over the Lion Kingdom while My Littly Pony's record it to MBS
- I like SkuNation Alliance. It is the besr alliance in the worls. I has Mihifn, dLUcREEPEE, sKUrEna, DliHifh, KNFeoo IE, ns ANSU ie, NS sA. Ot's too fool@
[Mayor] mi_aquamarine: I'm making a new but route [Mayor] mi_aquamarine: *but [Senator+] Gran_Cacto: but route [Mayor] mi_aquamarine: *bus [Mayor+] Conric005: Kev's making a new butt route
[Mayor] TheSubway: Try building a plane from IRL pictures, and maybe a mess like this can be avoided [Senator+] MikeRoma: Roasted [Mayor+] Conric005: kev, i have an idea [Mayor] mi_aquamarine: And maybe a mess like your critisism can be avoided <3 [Senator+] MikeRoma: Ooo [Senator+] MikeRoma: Big mood
[Mayor] mi_aquamarine: do not question the ways of the mystical w u b w a y
[Cookie] mi_aquamarine: んんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんん (me spamming n on my keyboard) A few seconds later... [Candy Cane] Tom_Pairs: oh me shocking mi_aquamarine on my keyboard *shocks mi_aquamarine*
[Media] mi_aquamarine: welcome to another edition of “flying around cities aimlessly for no purpose!” today’s episode - central city
[Mayor+] james__: You know what I fancy [Mayor] mi_aquamarine: you fancy a good spanking, @james [Discord] London150: My google maps isn't loading [Discord] London150: On my iPhone [Mayor] mi_aquamarine: bash your iphone with a rock and get an android [Discord] London150: No [Discord] London150: That's not the way to do things Kev xD
[Media] mi_aquamarine: mail send cynra_ Sorry that I lost track, but how much does a Shady Grove house in Ilirea cost? [Mayor] Skelezomperman: you failed aquamarine
- needn has a AK plane that's a combination of subway's body with an intrarail/blurail front
[Media] FiorkG: fTv Breaking News: Fiorkistan Government is now putting Lazy Ton on fTv Kids [Media] mi_aquamarine: TV Osaka Breaking News >>> i think kbs kids also has it [Media] mi_aquamarine: KBS Breaking News >>> yes [Media] FiorkG: fTv News: ok [Media] SoaPuffball: /nymphic union news/ >>> okay then [Media] mi_aquamarine: KBS23 Breaking News >>> TV Osaka Breaking News >>> KBS Breaking News >>> Kaktus Republic and Gryffin wrote a treaty i think
setting up Michigana flights [Mayor] mi_aquamarine: f you whoever took MI019-KTI [Senator+] Frosty_Creeper10: ? [Governor] camelfantasy: that would be yourself [Mayor] mi_aquamarine: oof that was my own warp [Mayor] mi_aquamarine: xD [Governor] camelfantasy: :clap: [Senator+] Frosty_Creeper10: :face_palm:
- the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive that the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive that the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive
MgWn
InfamousColumbia: im building roads InfamousColumbia left the game.
Conric005: The Free State of Kitania almost killed jphgolf InfamousColumbia: i can finish him off
MgWn: Wow, no mods active Vickiposa: rip me then SoaPuffball: rip Vickiposa killed by MgWn
- time for rickroll! never gonna give u up, never gonna let u down
- well, when there's a puffball, theres no running away from being in funny quotes
(joined after an hour of imactivity) MgWn joined the game. MgWn: oh wow, MgWn's here. yaaaaaaaaaaaaay MgWn: havent seen you all since 20 or so days [Discord] SoaPuffball: :thinking: MgWn: da**it MgWn: i promised to return in 20 days MgWn: and i broke it [Discord] SoaPuffball: you lied.
MikeRoma
*when talking about pi* not 2.14 seats or 3.14 i forget
[Senator] MishkaMan: wait what is going on? At same exact second [Member] Derpy_Melon: nothing much mike [Senator+] Gopher: nothing much mike
[Member] VernCow: did derpy tell you about my famous udders? Derpy_Melon joined game [Member] Derpy_Melon: what udders?
[Mayor] Supykun: Derpy did you demote..? [Senator] camelfantasy: now you notice [Mayor] Supykun: Im a little confused [Member] Derpy_Melon: IM GETTING MY RANK BACK TOMMOROW AFTER 2 MONTHS;-;
[Senator] nkF40PH: one time at a roller rink i met a girl who i think liked me [Senator] nkF40PH: xD [Senator] camelfantasy: lol [Mayor] MeloNaeNae: i read that as "licked me" xD [Senator] camelfantasy: LOL [Senator] nkF40PH: LOL [Senator] camelfantasy: that'd be...awkward
[Mayor] MeloNaeNae: Booby [Mayor] MeloNaeNae: Bobby*
[Mayor] MeloNaeNae: thats not a tranchise co. [Mayor] MeloNaeNae: franchise [Mayor] MeloNaeNae: wtf did i type [Senator] camelfantasy: tranchise [Senator] camelfantasy: train+franchise
[Senator] Derpy_Melon: Analfantasy, ty for teh gate
[Senator+] MikeRoma: guys remember cocks MUST have an on/off switch [Senator+] MikeRoma: CLOCKS** [Senator+] MikeRoma: NOT COCKS
I only just read the GSM resluts xD (On Discord, he meant Results)
michealman
- guys we got a problem: 2 yoshis AND 2 kittys .-.
- Micheal: *whips kitty11232 GET BACK TO WORK! :P | KittyCat11231: yeah kittycat11232!
minebuilder1223
minebuilder1223: creeperville isn't a proper island minebuilder1223: it's a fake island Frosty_Creeper10: how so minebuilder1223: cus i dont want it to be a proper island minebuilder1223: my sea minebuilder1223: my rules
minecrafter0505
sonicbyte: What is the code for teh bunker? minecrafter0505: it actually is /kill, a command block tp's you then instead of killing you sonicbyte died minecrafter0505: :DDDDD
KittyCat11231: *Something with "Potato" in it* minecrafter0505: Wow, I wrote "City Hall Potato" instead of "City Hall Station" on this sign -.-
Want to be to a place far far away? Just go AFK on the BMTA!
MRT - Deadlier than a DC-3 with a dual engine failure over the atlantic.
MinecraftYoshi26
- I really should stop crashing the MRT
- /give thomasfyfe double_decker 1
- We're on a train server talking about grammar & bacon!
- Damn it, you beat my record of counting to 3.
- We need a bigger one. (about the size of the AdMod Quote Board)
- Put your hands in the ari \o/
- ./ban chief for chiefing
- ./kick *player name* No. (seen during Team PvP matches)
- (._.) Really?
- For the record: I'm griefing Thomas' building for a reason
- This fountain isn't made by Yoshi!! *sadface*
- p *start of player name* (supposed to be /tp <name>)
- Oh, a stick!
- CHIEF! <3
- "qwolf: I officially hate you, Yoshi. | Yoshi: And that makes me happy."
- Time to grief the mega value! *jk*
- Sam: Throw your hands in the aiya if you's a true playa \o/ Yoshi: Sam, I think you have your push-to-type down again...
- 8 out of 5 people don't understand statistics
- Apparently, I am playing dress-up with CG.
- Look, CG is a pretty princess now!
- * MinecraftYoshi26 is dressing up as a boy at home procrastinating about homework and will end up doing it in the morning (after asking what people will dress up as for Halloween)
- FAIL (when he messes up issuing a command)
- Woo! (Used normally in Mumble)
- I need a few people to test (death game here). (Used normally in Mumble)
- I'm scared. (Used normally in Mumble)
- Oh god! (Used normally in Mumble)
- (player name here), Mumble?
- tp ha
- MINNNNNNAAAAJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (in Mumble)
- (Member): YOSHI!!! - (Yoshi): Too OVACOMPACATED!!!
- Well...tough tacos
- tp epic | FAILK | DOUBLE FAIL
Yoshi: tp gogo Yoshi: tp AP gogo: FAIL
- gogo! (in mumble, after gogojakeo does something that annoys him e.g. Gets into a bed right before yoshi tps him)
- Let's change the topic...BABY BUNNIES (or BABY KOALAS)
- You have to apple to do that (meant to say apply)
- estahp et
(Guest with name starting in chuck joins) Kitty: hi chucky bear elmos here to play with you Yoshi: Kitty, what happens in mumble, stays in mumble, please.
[Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] GREAT NEWS EVERYONE [Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] JUSTIN BIEBER GOT ARRESTED
- /me connected with a banana using an orange (when someone logs on with MineChat)
- /me connected via banana for orange! (when someone logs on with MC Chat)
KittyCat11231: but first, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE Yoshi: NO KITTY Yoshi: NO,. Yoshi: DEAR GOD NO Kitty: YES YOSHI
Max4344: Finally done babyshitting I can play :D Max4344: *sitting Yoshi: No I think you spelled it right
Cortesi: guys I have an important news. MinecraftYoshi26: you're pregnant. CONGRATZ!!! Cortesi: -_-
Yoshi: Haikus are easy Yoshi: Sometimes Haikus don't make sense Yoshi: Refrigerator jphgolf4321: LOL
- Okay guys calm down kekko isn't almost naked anymore
- Reasons for Americans not wanting a state: 1% Politics and stuff, 99% WHERE WILL THE 1 STAR GO?!?!
cal76 added MinecraftYoshi26 to member Yoshi: :( Cal: whoops Yoshi: tank u 4 aceptin my app Cal: Congrats to yoshi for member Yoshi: were can i biuld
MinecraftYoshi26: The bunnies are so cute! JohnNotTech: They're just lines of code. MinecraftYoshi26: But they're so cute! JohnNotTech: Calm down! MinecraftYoshi26: They're cute lines of code.
- CLICK HERE FOR A IPOD!
chiefbozx: wait, is it chiefboxing if chief makes the box or if chief is surrounded by the box? MinecraftYoshi26: yes
*MC_Dunc asks who the leader of LoC is* Vulpicula: Camel is the leader of the entire thing, I think MC_Dunc: Yeah, but he's AFK Vulpicula: He's always AFK *Camelfantasy left the game* Player MinecraftYoshi26 kicked camelfantasy for stop being afk damn it (Long series of xDs, LOLs, and HAs)
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: congrats mineman [Governor] mine_man_: :D [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: you are team #1 [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: your team member is that horse
*Phone rings* Phone call, brb *comes back for 2 seconds* I'm ba... *Phone rings* PHONE CALLLLLll ugh
- These trees look like leaf lollipops
(SoaPuffball is trying to get MinecraftYoshi26 to help him make a skyscraper with a snow floor) [Trustee] SoaPuffball: snow [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: yes that is snow
SilverBubble: i will make frump towers next (referring to the Imperial Tower in canon Coruscant in Star Wars) MinecraftYoshi226 joined the game. MCYoshi26: no MinecraftYoshi26 left the game.
[Server] New World Dynmap Render in progress... [Server] No WorldEdits or other dynmap renders allowed. [HelpOp] SoaPuffball: hi may i pls have a heli pasted in because schematica doesn't exist as far as i know MinecraftYoshi26: soa read the blue message :P SoaPuffball: oyarite ty [HelpOp] SoaPuffball: may i pls still have it kappa MinecraftYoshi26: um soa MinecraftYoshi26: you may not have it because of the blue message :P SoaPuffball: read the last word :P MinecraftYoshi26: that is a greek letter yes
mine_man_
When talking about the overuse of caps...
- [Mod] jphgolf4321: and let's stop the caps before i mute the lot of you!
- [Mod] Just_robinho: I will start muting all of yall
* [Governor] mine_man_: *bashes ban hammer on the table like a 1 year old with a fork
When talking about allowed builds
*[RednaxAP] But it does need to be at least partially realistic *[mine_man_] eg, rapture might not be allowed *[Planner_12] What's a Rapture *[mine_man_] -_-
- thats one way to kick ardy out your city
- i was accepted on the day colafest happened, great 1st impressions
- fast cars, ladies in skimpy costumes, sun, swaering, INSTAWOOT! (when tar played "work b****" on radio)
- vanadium, the comapny that says it will take over the world but doesnt know why
- DukeyTheDogTown ( Trying to say the towns name at P6
- Yoshi dont Hit me with your stick!
AlikSong: What's everyone's plans for valentines day mine_man_: stay in bed and die SoSo123: Add that to the quotes _HeavenAngel_: date my computer AlikSong: sad
mine_man_: in 1.13 you loose the ability to make logs that dont have a direction (aka, have bark on all faces) SoaPuffball: no you dont mine_man_: you do SoaPuffball: there's a new block for that mine_man_: they removed the id value for it mine_man: oh wait there is? SoaPuffball: ye mine_man_: welp ignoreme
mine_man_: am I your first or second endorsement firstly SoaPuffball: first mine_man_: YES mine_man_: I WILL
- I may ave copied 31 million blocks
MishkaMan
*CaptLincoln shows guest my burger joint in his town. [Citizen]CaptLincoln: This is Mishka's joint. (Detroit_Kitteh -> me: Do you smoke weed?) (me -> Detroit_Kitteh: Of course not!) (Detroit_Kitteh -> me: but you own a joint in Lincolns town) (me -> Detroit_Kitteh: Its a burger joint you dummy!)
goin to go to weep right now *sleep sorry
if any admods are busy, may i please get a W/E? aren't lol
camelfantasy: install schematica 1.8.9 MishkaMan: wat MishkaMan: i have to install that too camelfantasy: NO DUH camelfantasy: that is the mod MishkaMan: oh god Forge is just an installer MishkaMan: IM SO STIPID MishkaMan: STUPID chiefbozx: welcome to the world of minecraft mods my friend camelfantasy: GG MishkaMan: i cant even spell stupid right
MishkaMan: what are dubs? camelfantasy: dubs_17 camelfantasy: :P MishkaMan: no lol on the radio frogggggg: gg dubs_17 joined the game. MiskaMan: #SUMMONED
MishkaMan: almost put a window in a dining room displaying the bathroom LDShadowLord: This isn't Thailand, you don't need that. MishkaMan: whats daddy doin
- i didnt forget baout eh groceries btw Soa (when SoaPuffball requested a Kolpino's Groceries from MishkaMan)
mjjo123
- On the 4th day of MRT Frumple gave to me: 2 mods a modding, two turtles touching
ModernArt
[Lottery] ModernArt just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 1s [Lottery] Congratulations to ModernArt for winning $206! [Lottery] There was a total of 20 players buying 93 tickets!
[Mayor+] ModernArt: oh dear my baby brother is eating his foot again
[Mayor+] ModernArt: Lanark tp to me (meant to say Earack)
[Guest]: It's not a fight, it's a friendly discussion. [Mayor+] ModernArt: yes and NO. It turned from a friendly discussion to a friendly discussion. [Guest]: Can you not bold? [Mayor+] ModernArt: sure
I'm riding the MRT by boat :D help im stuck
_HeavenAngel_ is now AFK. _HeavenAngel_ is no longer AFK. [Governor] _HeavenAngel_: lies [Mayor+] ModernArt: why you always lying [Mod] Narnia17:WHY USE OBNOXIOUS COLOR CODES???????? later... [Mayor+] ModernArt: soa why you always trying [Citizen] SoaPuffball: modern why you always trying
if the soccerball hits the butterburger shop *fine fine fine* cash cash cash
knowmads7: moar nukes ModernArt: Eco-friendly nukes SoaPuffball: xD knowmads7: ha
- wot is deviantart is it a copy of me (after SoaPuffball shares his deviantArt account)
"What is a present" "how do I open it"
ModernArt: we have to go to banana Frosty_Creeper10: we have to route it via banana
_Lego_: do you know what's worse than death? ModernArt: minecraft. ModernArt: LOL wrong timing SnowPuffball_: that chain tho Patrioticjet194: Someone walking into your room when your playing minecraft
[Media] ModernArt: the number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce meme has been added to Izumo's city anthem SoaPuffball: wut Frosty_Creeper_10: ^
- cabal rides the cabal car
ModernArt: Anyone want land in Pasadena SoaPuffball: i want sea ModernArt: sea? ModernArt: ok ModernArt: anyone want lake property in pasadeba SoaPuffball: not sea ModernArt: or else the lake has the same laws as a person
- eraser banning
SoaPuffball joined the game. ModernArt: soa franchise throw at my face pls
MonsieurKeks
- Tom, there's a road stuck in your face.
- Let me just get my screwdriver out..
- I'm not drinking wine... or should I?
- No, I just eat cookies.
- *As a joke* Hi, This is a terrible server, bye!
- Spoon?
- man, i Can't keyboard
- Seriously, sopt
- Thanks for greeting me in this... Electrifying way! (april fools day 2015)
- I accidentally /msg'd cort a german message, hope he doesn't understand it :D
hnt: would anyone require a left-hand slot at RPBT? keks: Really Powerfull Bus Terminal?
I also probably have procrastination disease
- oh god, kan't tpye.
Hnt: TfA is pleased to announce new Redloch Hanging Monorail Services Keks: Wait HNT... Is the hanging included? Keks: Or do I have to provide my own piece of rope?
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: wait, we have admins? [Mod] MonsieurKeks: Yeah, you didn'T know that? [Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: isk, never saw them [Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: XD [Mod] MonsieurKeks: Let'S see, how were their names already... sometjing tom, a five, a ghost and... eh... oh, a box.
moriaofmines
JustFarkie is now AFK. ModernArt is now AFK. sheimoria: wb 2x SoaPuffball: lel sheimoria: wait they're afk lmaoooo SoaPuffball: ^ CyAmethyst: Two people go AFK, and he wb's them both to AFK Land
Frosty_Creeper10 joined the game. SoaPuffball: wb f r o s t y sheimoria: eww a prosty
nicbrats: sexist sheim sheimoria: wait what? sheimoria: oh right hes a gurl Needn_NL: No she isn't ready camelfantasy: "hes a gurl" time2makemymove: i saw it shei :D its great nicbrats: "hes a gurl" CaptainChimpy: "he's a gurl" camelfantasy: *quotes* sheimoria: thanks! Needn_NL: "he's a gurl" sheimoria: wait no shes a boy camelfantasy: wat time2makemymove: xD Needn_NL: XD camelfantasy: *brain explodes* hvt2011: wat time2makemymove: lmao nicbrats: really makes you think sheimoria: its 2017 guys
[Trustee] moriaofmines: camel then whats your face [Governor] camelfantasy: my wat [Senator+] MikeRoma: im the only one in my family that was born here (not counting cousins etc) [Trial Mod] _HeavenAngel_: did u kill john wicks dog [Trustee] moriaofmines: your face [Governor] camelfantasy: i think im the first one in my entire family born here [Server] Save complete: 0m 57s [Senator+] MikeRoma: even my brother was born in Russia [Trustee] moriaofmines: oh sorry, your race [Governor] camelfantasy: *facepalm* [Governor] camelfantasy: someone quote that [Senator+] MikeRoma: nah [Trustee] moriaofmines: *racepalm* [Senator+] MikeRoma: XD [Governor] camelfantasy: ... [Senator+] MikeRoma: GG [Governor] camelfantasy: now you should really quote it
Mossie_1810
Mossie: one sex i can tp you there Mossie: oops SoSo: one sex xD Mossie: *sec crepper: o.O Mossie: xD
SoSo: my dad's back Mossie: wb dad SoSo: xD
MRT_Kaizo_Keiho
(In discord after the server crashed)
Ohno... Now minecraft has become completely useless again.
Music3_0
- What does herro mean?
- Nope, I'm on a Gatorade high :)
- Logs on
Music: My P***y Hurts!
Hawks: XD - MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!
- It Always rains squids and anvils in Zicronia
- Chiefy likey the spanky's :P
- (While singing to Yoshi and Thriller and thinking of Mega :P) Cause this is Bon*r. :0 , OMG. Mumble Epic Fail
- (After Kittycat11231 said, "All Americans say I!") All Canadians say sorry!
- (diff | hist) . . Minor Music's Gems; 22:59 . . (+552) . . Music3 0 (Talk | contribs)
- I need a litter box
- *Music3_0 riased my nad
- im getting aroused by a blanket
mustang_guy
- troll me! (when on his phone)
- Hi Tim
mustang_guy: Thomas, can you give me a tp to the mail centre to die? Thomasfyfe: I'm sorry, the mail centre doesn't kill people, yet.
- Carbon, ask her out! (Mumble inside joke)
- Correction: there are some randon things... did you see shasta's giant d**k that is underground? *Duck XD
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Destroying MRT lines is kinda fun [Councillor] mustang_guy: In fact, destroying things in general is fun... I wish the beta server was still up... [Guest] Supykun: Grief? [Councillor] mustang_guy: No [Councillor] mustang_guy: Large bridge renovation
[Guest]: Where does this airport fly to? [Councillor] mustang_guy: Airports don't fly [Councillor] mustang_guy: but airplanes do
Narnia17
Micheal:narn? Micheal:u can halp meh :p Narnia17:sorry to spoil the dream, but i'm on minechat
*Member1 left the game* Narnia17: wb Member2: ? *Member3 left the game* Narnia17: wb Member2: are you just saying wb when you see the yellow text? Narnia17: sorry about that *Member4 left the game* Narnia17: wb Member2: ...
- Narnia17: Hey look, I'm a spider ::::D
[Mod] Narnia17: I got it Omri. [Mod] Ortem: I AM NOT OMRI!
(giving a W/E to SilverBubble) silver three things A)you haven't filled in the space I gave you B)this world edit is over 500K blocks C)I'm bad at counting reasons
FredTheTimeLord: Hey narnia, you should work on the TFM FredTheTimeLord died Narnia17: how about no hvt2011: *mentions TFM hvt2011 died. SoaPuffball: yao cNT kell me SoaPuffball: TFM SoaPuffball died SoaPuffball: lelel CyAmethyst: Narnia is a murder machine hvt2011: oh look its tfm hvt2011 died Narnia17: nao. Later... Narnia17: you didn't give me a reason before soa, but then you did so I capitalized FredTheTimeLord: Narnia, give me a tour of the TFM please Narnia17: nao SoaPuffball: fred dies FredTheTimeLord: tfm Narnia17: complicated metros trigger me FredTheTimeLord: Ride TFM Narnia17 left the game.
(hooking Narnia with a fishing rod) SoaPuffball: i fish mods SoaPuffball: for a business Narnia17 teleported SoaPuffball to spawn Narnia17: i send people to spawn Narnia17: for a business
(tping to Soleurs) SoSo123: why did narnia tp to me SoSo123: Soleurs SoaPuffball SoSo123 Narnia17: I saw [Governor] So and I just assumed soso
(Fred "summoned" Narnia) FredTheTimeLord: I said "Like Narnia would say, "Y'all need to relax"" Narnia17: y'all need to relax
SoaPuffball: do any of you play 1.10 mods? Narnia17: no but i am a 1.12 mod SoaPuffball: lol sesese9: xD Narnia17: huehue SoaPuffball: i heard a certain _HeavenAngel_ was playing Narnia17 xD Narnia17: :(
Narnia17: why does nobody understand copy points SnowPuffball: xD frogggggg: Nah I dont understand stacks knowmads7: I do Narn frogggggg: sorta ModernArt: what know said frogggggg: I do a bit Narnia17: so copy from where frog? knowmads7: *facefloor * more attempts on W/E and copypoints * knowmads7: facewoodchipper SnowPuffball: xD
Narnia17: ayylion is about to type a bunch or r's just a warning AyyLion: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Needn_NL
Needn: Hey a message Needn: mail read Needn then did /mail read like he should do ShovelVillager: You need a / Needn: thx XD
- [Media] Needn_NL: im abused by media halp (people are using Media to troll SoSo123)
(about the yet to be opened Gemstride Melodia Airfield) London150: gAtEs?!?!?!?!??! [Discord] Needn_NL: Nao, you don't have an airline you brit
SoaPuffball: mesa > badlands Needn_NL: badlands? SoaPuffball: the new name for mesa Needn_NL: eew sweatglands
NeonYellow25
Neon: I suck a dumb girf Kitty: LOL
ive rode a bike down a kill at like 40 km/h with no brakes and when i crashed into the tree it almost hilled me Hill* Killed smh*
Ninjasaac
Snowdude01: this minechat message is sponsored by aquafina - water, monetized by pepsi Ninjasaac: i like cock Ninjasaac: *coke
nicrats
[nicrats]: 7seen soso123 [frogggggg]: gg [nicrats]: fail [frogggggg]: he was on yesterday i think [nicrats]: 7seen soso123 [nicrats]: double fail [frogggggg]: lol
[TalonPlays]: Oh cynra [CynraSilver]: Yeah? [TalonPlays]: did you vote for CBRP yet? [CynraSilver]: CBRP? [TalonPlays]: CRPB* [CynraSilver]: ? [nicrats]: City Bank Romotion Patch
- hey cort7ptime night
nktrain
tarheelscouse: naturally they would have a high speed line between them nktrain: I don't have a hunger bar..... tarheelscouse: creative, maybe? nktrain: oh
(was in a minecart in survival mode)
nktrain: aaaaaaaahhhhh nktrain: i like trains nktrain died tarheelscouse: loool
- would anyone like to build on this server
Player Console kicked Davidass for You have been kicked for idling more than 10 minutes..
nktrain: #asskick
nktrain: I love swimming in Whitechapel nktrain drowned
Noahlichstein/nopro988
- I need a suitable house for my five kids and two wives.
- I can c*m
- AP_Red: ....
Noah: who has a bigger dick: obama or romney? Hawks: ... Cal: noah dont Kitty: probably romney tbh
- (after joining SkyTransit Alliance) robin, chief kinda hooked me up
- (In Mumble) What color is green?
o8f
- Tired of any airline? Fly there yourself with a revolutionary new technology - the W key
Okok237
- My design is so barebones its almost cyanworthy. (in regards to Cyan Systems)
- alright ima get some
Omricon
- What is the Orange line?
- No seriously, what is the Orange line?
- So where's my penthouse?? :P
CaptainChimpy: Cort! Omricon: Cort now you can do your own damn w/e's :p CaptainChimpy: Your tag just got more orange! CortesiRaccoon: basically XD
* mine_man_ is now AFK. [Governor] mine_man_: im afk [Mayor] WashingtonTdt: whoa [Governor] mine_man_: teeheehee * mine_man_ is no longer AFK. [Member] dope_cheese: how? [Governor] mine_man_: hax jk [Senator+] Ardyan: 102% legit magic hax [Mod] Omricon: I can quit and still talk! [Mod] Omricon: Super hax [Governor] mine_man_: err, no Omricon left the game. [Governor] mine_man_: your still online :P [Mod] Omricon: Problem?
- [Mod] Omricon: damn it yoshi
- Omricon joined the game.
- [Mayor] Sirots: wb
- [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: wat
- [Trustee] frankbros429: no its the spring version of flood in houston day today
- [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: I wasn'te ven doing a world edit xD
- [Mod] Omricon: damn it hnt!
[Mod] lalaboy: I should go back playing overwatch [Mayor] powerminer01: good luck [Mod] lalaboy: Omri do you play overwatch ... [Mod] lalaboy: I suspect you don't [Mod] lalaboy: anyway... lalaboy left the game. [Mod] Omricon: oh [Mod] Omricon: didn't notice chat lol [Mod] Omricon: anyway... Omricon left the game. [Mayor] powerminer01: I really like the fact that both left with the same message [Mod] AlikSong: lol [Governor+] autobus22: xD [Mayor] powerminer01: that's new [Mayor] powerminer01: anyway... powerminer01 left the game.
Osbuso
[Lord] Osbuso: Can a [French Hen] or above please evaluate Bearbury for [Lady]. [Calling Bird] _HeavenAngel_: ok doesnt include me then :D [Maid] SnowPuffball_: xD
p11
- I'm near the fly anal bill bored
- anyone near moms apparatus
Someone - its mons pratus Me - oh
pachcool4
- CHEIF!
- Benie, can i have a world edit?
- GU Announcement* I love spam!
- Benie what do you mean by 'Natural Selection'!?
- It's Really Quickly! REAL QUICK DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!
- No Urinating on Gravcorn's roads.
- sorry, my can wanted attention! (meant to say "cat")
PamelaJacosqui
SoaPuffball: what's the town name? PamelaJacosqui: i havent named it yet oops PamelaJacosqui: i am a mess of a human Hightech_TR: TR Tip #563: Name your town before you start it
pandg2
- poloticts is wired
Papyrus_17
Papyrus: chief can i have a poulet et croissants?
chief: sure
chief: stand back
[ chief activates schematica's printer ]
Papyrus: WAIT WHAT
Papyrus: WTF IS THIS!!!
chief: magic
PieTwins
[Mayor+] _Ardy: mind to call me? [Member] PieTwins: ? [Member] PieTwins: i don't think i can my mom won't want me to (thought phone call)
PlebBurnt
hvt trying to stay on the computer hvt2011: "But Megaman is on!" PlebBurnt: "I don't care, let me use it!!!!"
PtldKnight
Tulsi: if you had to choose someone on this server that was online rn for president, who would you pick PTLD: Yoshi PTLD: no MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game Tulsi: LOLOLOL
Gonna try out the 69th Catronics Store's elevator WHAT *_Ptld fell from a high place* [ATTN] _Ptld is suing Feline Holdings for negligence
-=Player was Kicked=- Ptld: GgGgGgGgGgGgGgG
Frumple: Ptld please stop Spamming
Random Players: Hi Frumple
Ptld: wut
Frumple: I AM NOT HERE
Ptld: FIRST ONE TO FIND ME GETS $20
godz wants to tp
Ptld: TP IS NOT ALLOWED
cal76: caps
Ptld: CAPS IS ALLOWED
- Ptld was kicked for "CAPS IS NOT ALLOWED"
Pueffie
Xx_DaKing_xX joined the game Welcome Xx_DaKing_xX to the Minecraft Rapid Transit server! [Citizen] mjpwwf: Welcome, DaKing, to the most wafflicious server on Minecraft! Xx_DaKing_xX left the game
autobus22: *facebus* Mjpwwf: *Gives autobus22 some asperin after he headbussed*
- Breaking news: Countless injuries reported and many others surprised to see it raining men outside. Story at 11.
[Councillor] tdtspeedy: I'm getting java errors on my Windoes computer... [Trustee] mjpwwf: I guess Windoes wants to Windoesn't.
[Mayor+] ModernArt: donate to me for randomness [Citizen] SoaPuffball: ModernArt imma donate $-1 [Senator+] mjpwwf: You have recieved $-1 from SoaPuffball. [Mayor+] ModernArt: fake news
[Citizen] mervynang: Connected with MineChat [Trustee] SoaPuffball: Connected with a snow block (said while he was holding a snow block) [Senator+] mjpwwf: Introducing SnowBlock(R). The newest app for Minecraft server chat on mobile platforms.TM [Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^-^' [Trustee] SoaPuffball: you took my app chat joke far :) [Senator+] mjpwwf: Download on the Crapp Store today for free.
(later...) godziltrain was killed by lalaboy using [Blaster] [Trustee] SoaPuffball: lalalalalalalalala *miuscnoet* [Senator+] mjpwwf: Using the new Miuscnoet(TM) feature of SnowBlock, you can share audiowith your Minecraft friends. [Trustee] SoaPuffball: *sigh*
[Citizen] time2makemymove: "L" get it??? lol [Senator+] mjpwwf: l ? [Senator+] mjpwwf: l . [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: m ? [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: j. [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: p ? [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: w. [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: w ? [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: f. (some time later) [Senator+] Ardyle: u. [Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: naughty [Mayor+] ModernArt: gg [Senator+] mjpwwf: l. [Senator+] mjpwwf: *averted* [Ardyle -> mjpwwf] fulk you [Ardyle -> mjpwwf] xD
(time2makemymove is present) mjpwwf: time2sayhaider2all SoaPuffball: time2stopthetime2puns
mjpwwf: hmm...the sign says Do Not Go Here. * mjpwwf goes here.
Oshawott_12 joined the game SkyjumperTalon: wb Oshawott_12: hi mjpwwf: Occupational Health and Safety Administration wott_12 joined the game
Puffball5672
- i found my wood
- oh no, i licked myself out *meant to say "locked"*
puff: can i nominate frumple music: if u feel he's worthy for trusted rank
py0
London_IceBoy: Tonight: Heavy snowfall brings distruption and power failures to the UK pyth0n: WOOOT London_IceBoy: :DD SoaPuffball: lol
QueenSmae
- Footy? Is that slang for a slipper?
- It's weed smoking rasta magic!
- *is looking at kitty's new SkyTransit livery* I like the dick on the tail! (it was a cloud)
- (In Mumble) Come back Kitty I'm Jewish. *I miss you. That was my phone's autocorrect.
- (In Mumble) Squeaks loudly
- imtaRAIL Bitch Line?
- i just read that as kinky orgasm..
[Member] cgc747: ./me sacrifices a goat to satan to regain my eternal youth [Mayor] mine_man_: wouldnt that just turn you into a goat [Councillor+] ArdyArd: ^^^ [Mayor+] Technological99: ^
- hnt says elecna bay "elenca bay" and i'm just like no honey
- guys i can speak welsh, want to see? "Llanfairasdfghjklposharkeishanogogogoch"
- kenalfenthursty
- OMG I LOVE THE D... Train in Nippia
(while chasing NKtrain) ALL HANDS ON DICK
DECK*
qwolf1999
- MCYoshi, please get out of my screenshot...
- What have you been smoking???
- Hey chief, when is the snaps*it coming out? (Meant Snapshot)
- I'm doing meth too! (Meant math)
Ramona
hvt2011 left the game. Ramona: aw man the slave lavor left
RLcrafters
- YAY! A person!
- I no Fk
- Because their nuggetery levels are over 9000?
[P1] tarheelscouse: lala, you're oddly quiet [P1] lalaboy67: That's becasue I'm doing something in the back ground [P1] bestmate66: ._. [P1] tarheelscouse: like what? :P [P1] bestmate66: :P [P1] RLcrafters: o.o RUN!!! [P1] creeperface7990: xD [P1] tarheelscouse: XDXDXD [P1] bestmate66: XD
- in other news COOKIIEEESSs!!!!
- :D greeeeeeeeeeen!
- the horse gave physics the middle finger
- i almost world edited the taiga line into oblivion
[P1] Benie: Great job. Now you just nuked 1/4 of the MRT. [P1] RLcrafters: YAY
- what in the name of jebadiah kerman is this?!
- u are forever immortalised
(Ardy and Meet was building the Siletz ARM) Ardy: what's the name of the station in the south Meet: it can be like Meet: you can name it<3 RL: welcome to <3 station please change here
(Allifarki asked RL to build a franchise in his city one day) [Trustee] allifarki: RL your plot is ready [Senator] RLcrafters: thts WAAAAAAAAAAY to shit allifarki left the game. [Senator] RLcrafters: small!* [Senator] RLcrafters: crap [Mayor+] _Ardy: ew [Mayor+] _Ardy: ewww [Senator] RLcrafters: someone said tht in mumble and i typed it [Mayor+] _Ardy: ewwwwwwwww [Senator] RLcrafters: crap ._. [Senator] Narnia17: who? allifarki joined the game [Senator] RLcrafters: thts WAAAAAAAAAAY to shit [Senator] RLcrafters: crap ._. [Mayor+] _Ardy: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [Senator] RLcrafters: small allifarki left the game. [Mod] jphgolf4321: what the...? [Senator] RLcrafters: is what i meant to say [Mayor+] _Ardy: twice... [Senator] Narnia17: lol RLcrafters died Player RLcrafters took their own life. [Mayor+] _Ardy: you keep ragequiting him [Senator] Narnia17: RIP [Mod] jphgolf4321: rip in shit [Mod] jphgolf4321: *small [Senator] Narnia17: LOL [Senator] RLcrafters: ...... [Mayor+] _Ardy: armada is so shit [Mayor+] _Ardy: *small [Mod] jphgolf4321: huehuehuehuehuehuehue [Senator] RLcrafters: D: *dies* [Mayor+] _Ardy: but really armada is shit RLcrafters died Player RLcrafters took their own life. RLcrafters died Player RLcrafters took their own life. RLcrafters died Player RLcrafters took their own life. RLcrafters died Player RLcrafters took their own life. [Mayor+] _Ardy: yep we just created a new inside joke
- This station is a bit borkt
- Bay 1 is the Just-a-bit-too-big-for-a-small-bus-bay-but-not-quite-large-enough-for-a-coach-bay-bay
- how the f do you build before i can say supercalifragillisticexpialladocious
- This is actually a highway, the B-Whatiwannacallitwhenitsdone to segville.
- Im apparently pregnant with a baby chief called tarheel jr
- OMG THIS BUILDING GIVES YOU THE FINGER
- llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch-ium, element number: Wales!
- Transferium, element 119, like to gain WarpTrains and be angry at everything.
- robin... I LOVE YOU...... KISS ME
RLcrafters: ATTN: The AFS HAS NOT shot down santa, Santabus22 died
- What we have there is A: a nerd, and 2: ... (much mumble lol'ing ensues)
- "joins" *a huge explosion is heard, in the distance a mushroom cloud forms* Everything thinks: RL........ :/
i play like , 5 instruments not at teh same time though
Robang592
- spawn (trying to type /spawn)
- Shiok Shiok Satay! Shiok Shiok Satay! Beef or chicken patty, lets makan and party!
ryanfriel
*SoaPuffball is planning a 16 floor tall skyscraper, and Seastep is AFK. Both players are [Trustee]s. [Guest]: where is 16 floor skyscraper (at the same time) [Trustee] SoaPuffball: in my new town [Trustee] SoaPuffball: in my new town [Mayor+] ryanfriel: he is afk [Mayor+] ryanfriel: shoot got you guys mixed up
samyankeesfan20
- Hi Cheif!|Hi!| *chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*
- Don't mind me, I'm just griefing.
- AFK, stealing Thomas's bacon. *thomasfyfe shocked samyankeesfan20*
- Benie you'll pay for this! (after Benie pranked him during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
- I have a new favourite food, an Ish Muffin
- Bindo.
- Hawks, on Minechat your face looks like an Iron Man that is taking a mega crap.
- Throw your hands in the aiya, if you's a true playa. \o/
- Sam: I'm off to G10.....to grief >:D Robin: You do that and I'll burn your town.
- Rap is poetry. Dirty poetry.
- Handy Manny. I break it, you fix it.
Sam: I AFK boxed Chief. :D *lighting bolts are heard everywhere* Sam: hi chief... Benie: You angered the gods... jphgolf4321: i think sam's dead... Sam: erm... *chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20* Sam: damnit
- Go home, you're drunk.
- wop wop wop
- Yeet
- The old map is more overcrowded than the Bronx
- bruh
- shoutout to all the pear
_sans05
[Media] _sans05: Good Morning Montego! Larkspur officers have hacked the DNC, Trump sworn in as dictator for all life Vickiposa: f*** [Media] _sans05: Update: Vickiposa has been arrested by the MRT staff and Frumple [Media] KittyCat11231: BNN! Breaking News >> Investigators find literal smoking gun inside Vickiposa's admod office. Vickiposa: f*** x2 SoaPuffball: oi no swearing SoaPuffball: this is a christian server _sans05: h*** Vickiposa: f*** x3
Scopez_x_dynamo
who can make me WORLD TRACE CENTER for $55
Seastep
_HeavenAngel_: So where are you from steppy? Seastep: Sorry, I may be afk sometimes Seastep: So nationality? *lengthy discussion about the definition of 'nationality'* Seastep: So my MRT home town is Aviation Seastep: It is on the NE16 station in the northeastern part of the map Seastep: It is two stops away from Titsensaki (NE18), the eastern terminus of the Northern Line. _HeavenAngel_: gg Seastep: Do I get a cookie for that? _HeavenAngel_: only crumbs _HeavenAngel_: 1/10 Seastep: xD
Seastep: Wait, I can't edit _HeavenAngel_: ? Seastep: I'm an auto-confirmed user and I'm a Trustee, so I should be able to edit a semi-protected page like Funny Quotes... _HeavenAngel_: really? *Seastep checks wiki page again, notices something* Seastep: nvm Seastep: I didn't log in Seastep: XDD _HeavenAngel_: llel Seastep: I should add that to Funny Quotes too
Seastep: well it's the fire SoSo123: no fire here :P Seastep: lol good SoSo123: no fire department here too :P Seastep: lol bad
Seastep: AP? AP_Red: aye? Seastep: Could I call you PPAP? Seastep died
*Soa puts on a dragon head on Seastep while he is editing Funny Quotes. Much later, he tells Sea to do F5. Seastep: Wait how did you get that onto me?! SoaPuffball: dispensers lfpp003: ? lfpp003: lol Seastep: ...
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: i have so much unused space [Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: dunno what to build here [Trustee] Seastep: 15 Ice Tea Vendors xD [Trustee] SoaPuffball: xD [Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: lel
*Seastep is raging at Soa for AFK boxing him OH FFS SOAAA WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE?? WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE??? THE LAMB SAUCE!!! YOU CAN'T GRILL WITHOUT LAMB SAUCE
- cancelling riot because no longer controlled by Gordon Ramsay
Titsenski Savacaciski Aviationski Savacacski
time2makemymove: anyone want to help me out with my glasswork? will pay 10 dollars camelfantasy: nah, too much of a pane Seastep: ba dum ass
*talking rather quickly* Slow down your chat! You're halfway to being muted to spam! Seastep: I'm apparently half-way to being muted to spam TheSubway: lel TheSubway: gg TheSubway: get muted for spam
sesese9
sesese9: On the third day, God said let there be rest.. _frozen: On the third day, God said 'What the heck happened here?!' sesese9: World-Edit happened... Narnia17: lol
sesese9: (in Mumble): I'm not going to win the lottery... [Server]: Congrats to sesese9 for winning.... Music3_0: what? KittyCat11231: wow sesese9: lol
sesese9: hey alex, could I borrow your opinion for a sec? vexpix: lol sesese, as long as you give his opinion back alex: LOL
autobus22: so what is se * se * se /=? autobus22: :P sesese9: 27 :) autobus22: true that could be
_frozen: in fact: West Calbar will have two/three lines through it sesese9: 0_0 _frozen: just a benefit of being a neighbour with me sesese9: yay :D
sesese9: *goes to a corner* KittyCat111231: *slaps sesese9* sesese9: kitty, you are abusive MinecraftYoshi26: lol
megascatterbomb: i dont feel so good megascatterbomb left the game Player sesese9 kicked megascatterbomb for *snap*
In the plug.dj: Protocol: ah yes, rewind time. plug.dj with Cacto, kastle, hvt and protocol. sesese9: boi In the server: MC_Protocol left the game. Player sesese9 kicked MC_Protocol for never forget sese.
Conric005: is hvt going to yeet me again Conric005: no? ok Player sesese9 kicked Conric005 for you have been yeeted. [Discord] Conric005: welp [Discord] Conric005: guess i got yeeted
shadowboarder
- don't worry SirNatureWriter, im not in it either
_ShiniStudios_
ShiniStudios: admods, pls kick me. I'm too addicted rn in i need some sleep [HelpOp] SoaPuffball: can you pls kick shini megascatterbomb: if you can type you can click disconnect
Shirin_Maya
*In PM with Tar** Tarheelscouse: I know it's personal info, but if you don't mind me asking, how old are you? Shirin_Maya: Approximately? Shirin_Maya: Around 0-100 Tarheelscouse: XD
- Dig dig dig dig (while ardy was making a road and shirin was guest)
Ardy: I remember the times shirin was a guest Shirin: God: I remember the times frumple being a guest
Silverbubble
- wait afk boxing means actually boxing them?
- (before leaving to take a shower) I kinda smell like shit, bbl.
ModernArt: silver i build a new town in the epsilonian east called Freshwater :D SilverBubble: is it liek farwater SilverBubble: but better?
SilverBubble: you know hwat iwl ltlak in p1 [P1] SilverBubble: you know hwat iwl ltlak in p1
SilverBubble: who owned seastep again? SoaPuffball: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SoaPuffball: *facepalm* SoaPuffball: seastep is a player SoaPuffball: aviation is a town SilverBubble: ah
~SilverBubble: () ----- l /\ D E S P A C I T O Cookie46910: no SilverBubble: OOPS megascatterbomb: no Cookie46910: no hvt2011: NO Cookie46910: bad SoaPuffball: noooooooo
SirNatureWriter
- Hello and welcome back to another episode of placing iron bars on iron bars with sirnaturewriter
Sirots
**Sirots asks someone to help him raise a roof a few blocks** *15 minutes later* [Mayor+] Sirots: Thanks to you lazy bums I actually had to do something xD [Senator+] camelfantasy: xD
[Mayor] Sirots: I consider my franchise a lot like Dominos. We were awful at first but then we got really good :P
FlareGFX died Player FlareGFX took their own life. [Mayor] Sirots: He was so young...
[Mayor] Moleurs: Advert: Come to Frontier Graphics! We're great at our job and we're free! [Mayor] Sirots: Advert: Come to MRT Logo Services! We're BETTER than Frontier Graphics and we charge you money! :P
[Governor] autobus22: *ignore that spam [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: saying "ignore it" doesn't change that it happened :P [Mayor] Sirots: ./ignore MinecraftYoshi26 :P [Governor] mine_man_: xd
[Mayor] Sirots: Hey bert stop spamming with falls, we're having a serious debate here, kthxbyeee :P
[Mayor] Sirots: Frumple promoted tarhellscouse from member to mod :P [Mayor] Sirots: woops I said tarhells instead of tarheels [Governor] autobus22: "oh no the tarscouses from hell are attacking"
[Mayor] Sirots: I am a royaM, the 6th rank in the TRM
[Mayor] Sirots: Wait mineman was Nicki_Minaynay?!?!
[Mayor] Sirots: For once I'm the only Mayor on right now... [Mayor] Sirots: This is an important moment in history for Mayorism
[Trustee] EliteNeon: Is Dabecco in YA [Mayor] Sirots: YA? [Trustee] EliteNeon: Yaxier Aliance [Mayor] Sirots: No. [Trustee] EliteNeon: AWPP? [Mayor] Sirots: AP_Red Watches People Play?
[Mayor] Sirots: Baron has a tendency now not to respond to anything I say... :P Ortem left the game. [Admin] BaronThamesBank: Hey sirots :) [Senator] camelfantasy: xD
When mjpwwf was talking about something he has to do in college:
Thanks for the heads up mj. I'll remember that in 4 years!
[Mayor] Sirots: ATTENTION: Dabecco Town Hall will be closed all of today until tomorrow morning at 8AM EST. [Mayor] ChimpehrianDance: why? [Mayor] Sirots: Because I said so.
[Mayor] Sirots: This message is brought to you by Donald Frump [Guest] SevenBridges: xD [Mayor] Sirots: "Dump Trump, choose Frump" [Mayor] Sirots: FRUMPLE FOR PRESIDENT! [Mod] _hnt: frumple's canadian [Mayor] Sirots: ...of the MRT
[Mod] Omricon: damn it hnt! [Mayor] Sirots: Damnit Omricon! Why are you damnit-ing other mods? [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: :P [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: Blame hnt [Mayor] Sirots: YEAH! LET'S BURN HIS HOUSE [Citizen+] ModernArt: lol
Skelezomperman
- mcyoshi can u do the spleef its at 12 plz tell me the last one standing kthxbye | Skelezomperman has left the game
- can i box chief frumple?
Skele: how many people do you think eastside stadium could fit? Kitty: probably over half the amount the server can (While Skele was setting up the I TacoBurritoAThon)
- Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, don't make me get it out
nopro, do you wanna see the junk? (Referring to the old stuff under Crystal City)
Skelezomperman: *Kraftler1 joined the game* Half_Crafteur: lol Skelezomperman: watch *Kraftler1 joined the game*
- WARNING: Do NOT edit flags. Violators (including staff) will be prosedcuted.
Skele: I'm experimenting with ice in my bedroom Kitty: that sounded so wrong Skele: ...
- who wants a free advertisment on the MRT NewsChannel stream for only $10
Cabal: I love rule 34 ~Skele: ^^^^^^^^^^^ SoaPuffball: watch that pointer (Cabal's post was not sent to the Discord channel)
SkyjumperTalon
- May I potentally ask to be an employed lady? An upgrade to mayor? (Christmas 17 ranks, [Mayor] is [Maid])
- Turns out my school was supposed to be cancelled today but the superintendent overslept
SkyjumperTalon: I'm an idiot and decided to put a metro pilar in the middle of the Eagleshort mini golf course SkyjumperTalon: I'm keeping it that way btw
SMB76Spotter
SMB76Spotter: PSYDUCK IS BAE SoSo123: PSY? Oh no... _HeavenAngel_: :o SMB76Spotter: _HeavenAngel_ IS BAE _HeavenAngel_: :o SMB76Spotter: TOARU IS HORNY _HeavenAngel_: LOL SoSo123: wat SMB76Spotter: KEVIN WANTS A SEIZURE SoSo123: wtf SMB76Spotter: SoSo123 IS TRIGGERED SoSo123: wat SMB76Spotter: LALALALALALALALALALALALA SoSo123: ... SMB76Spotter: * dies * SMB76Spotter died Player SMB76Spotter took their own life. SoSo123: we should add that to the quotes SMB76Spotter: yep _HeavenAngel_: You shouldn't have eaten those pills SMB76Spotter: I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA SoSo123: That MV sucks SoSo123: The song is terrible too
SoaPuffball
a floating block is realistic i shot it with my unrealistic invisible starship
Guest joined the game. Welcome Guest to the Minecart Rapid Transit server! SoaPuffball: wb
*Guest has been relogging a lot [Guest] left the game. SoaPuffball: Guest joined the game. SoaPuffball: nope [Guest] joined the game. SoaPuffball: lel SoSo123: add that to your quotes
ModernArt: know can you do some cars for me in Norwest pls? knowmads7: and yea sure SoaPuffball: pay him a nuke first then ModernArt: oh wow knowmads7: *** lol SoaPuffball: lol
SoaPuffball: aaaand i can't reach shadow anymore SoaPuffball: :( * LDShadowLord is now AFK. SoaPuffball: (as in Shadow_Lord1234) SoSo123: LOL SoaPuffball: wow SoaPuffball: when i said that the other shadowlord went afk :P
frogggggg: the firework system is finished :D SnowPuffball_: :D SnowPuffball_: Does the fire work? frogggggg: yeep SnowPuffball_: xD London150: Ohhhh _Kastle: ? London150: The puns are incredible SnowPuffball_: fire work = firework
(talking about 1.13 features) SoaPuffball: actually usable 38:8 LithiumMirnuriX: what code is 38:8? SoaPuffball: smooth stone AP_Red: No, that's 43:8 SoaPuffball: oyerite AP_Red: 38:8's the oxeye daisy LithiumMirnuriX: lol SoaPuffball: :P
SoaPuffball: i got an omae mou SoaPuffball: i got a wa shindeiru SoaPuffball: uh Kel5: n a n i s o a SoaPuffball: omae wa mou shindeiru lalaboy: NANI
(_Kastle was recently demoted) SoaPuffball: kastle! SoaPuffball: congrats for trial mod! SoaPuffball: :3 Kel5: ^ _Kastle: lol
Starcubed: does anyone want a quick buck SoaPuffball: me Starcubed: tpa :P *Soa tpa's to Star* SoaPuffball: now give me mah moneh Starcubed: could you fill in Starcubed: oh SoaPuffball: with Starcubed: OH Starcubed: LOl *Star gives $0.001 to Soa*
Frosty_Creeper10: soa, do not say where we are SoaPuffball: where we are SoaPuffball: :^ Frosty_Creeper10: da**it
(1 hour before restart, AyyLion and Cookie are teammates in TAR) cookie46910 died in a wall (npc) AyyLion: cookie dies in infinity war woorich999: restart was 23 hours ago woorich999: it takes that npc 23 hours to die SoaPuffball: gg SoaPuffball: 23 Hours to Die: The Movie AyyLion: lol that should be out TAR name
[Media] ModernArt: Do you not have any money on demand? Do you desperately need it? well /msg ModernArt for loans! 50% payback! if you don't pay, you will be- [Media] SoaPuffball: killed and banned forever! SoaPuffball: xD [Media] frogggggg: Splattered all over the wall and be ditched by your insurance! :D
(in Frumple’s YouTube video of The Mole 9 Episode 5) SoaPuffball: [Mod] CynraSilver: hello / Cynra got demoted? Frumple: Read the date at the beginning and the video description: “This episode was held on May 5, 2018” / This was a day before the May GSM where Cynra got promoted. SoaPuffball: Frumple lol
[Media] SoaPuffball: Tacurger Shack @ Evella Airport [Media] SoaPuffball: Now Open1 nicrats: Open1 SoaPuffball: Open2 nicrats: Open3
Skelezomperman: hey Narnia, are you willing to partner with me for A1 work? SoaPuffball: that translates to "can you please be my w/e slave" sesese9: xD
hvt2011: my f key wouldn't activate for some reason IcedPuffball: press f to pay respects hvt2011: g [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: F Cact0: d [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: 6
Cact0: k brb Cact0: dinner IcedPuffball: bon appetiet IcedPuffball: that's a wrong spelling I think :/ IcedPuffball: and wrong grammar :/ :/
(me is SoaPuffball) [me -> ByteMega] thanks [ByteMega -> me] somewhere around this area [ByteMega -> me] and dont screw up the lake plsthansk [me -> ByteMega] * turns the lake into a screw [ByteMega -> me] *annexes your town
Cact0: my wall just vanished Cact0: f*****g internet SoaPuffball: wall is an admod confirmed Cact0: xD SoaPuffball: cacto's wall
SoaPuffball joined the game. SoaPuffball: you are the ocean's mistake SoaPuffball: destined for memes and dreams SoaPuffball: and maids you f-g weeb SoaPuffball: (hia)
Conric005: does anyone know of a head i can use for an airport security guard other than the head of tom Cact0: uhh Cact0: the head of tom SoaPuffball: Tom_Pairs's head Conric005: boi
SoaPuffball: always n steps ahead* SoaPuffball: (n may be zero or negative)
camelfantasy: yoshi's name is 16 characters so it's atleast 16 SoaPuffball: isnt yoshi just 5 MinecraftYoshi26: mood
time2makemymove: helicopters are dumb SoaPuffball: waht you're sying is SoaPuffball: "the only means of transport to many isolated towns are dumb" time2makemymove left the game. SoaPuffball: aaaaaaaaand he left
Narnia17: whats after pinkconc1-10 (frosty pasting schematics) [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: next is purple SoaPuffball: grayconc Narnia17: DA**IT SoaPuffball: ? [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: wat Narnia17: i tried grayconc SoaPuffball: LOL Narnia17: this is why we can't have nice things [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: xD SoaPuffball died Frosty_Creeper10: gj soa
[Media] SoaPuffball: Comet Cafe @ Larkspur [Media] SoaPuffball: ...is not yet open. [Media] woorich999: Freshee Tea @ LAR Airport is finished but not open [Media] SoaPuffball: but it's ready to open when Larkspur Lilyflower opens!
[Discord] Echo: all hail echohue SoaPuffball: hi echo SoaPuffball: sorry, but i don't send hailstorms
(referencing time's infamous quote) SoaPuffball: then, everyone and their mom had a gate at atc SoaPuffball: next, everyone and their mom had a gate at fyi SoaPuffball: soon, everyone and their mom had a gate at lar :P
[Server] New World Dynmap Render in progress... [Server] No WorldEdits or other dynmap renders allowed. [HelpOp] SoaPuffball: hi may i pls have a heli pasted in because schematica doesn't exist as far as i know MinecraftYoshi26: soa read the blue message :P SoaPuffball: oyarite ty [HelpOp] SoaPuffball: may i pls still have it kappa MinecraftYoshi26: um soa MinecraftYoshi26: you may not have it because of the blue message :P SoaPuffball: read the last word :P MinecraftYoshi26: that is a greek letter yes
chiefbozx: i'm going to be on a long-a** flight tomorrow, ama except where i'm going :P SoaPuffball: where are you going * soa gets smitten
SoaPuffball: cookie? Cookie46910: hi SoaPuffball: why am i calling cookie lol Cookie46910: ? SoaPuffball: moramoa is mega's right Cookie46910: yea SoaPuffball: then why was i asking you :P SoaPuffball: *facepalm* Cookie46910: ????? hvt2011: ?????????????????????????
Needn_NL: bonjour SoaPuffball: cya Needn_NL: bonjour as in hai SoaPuffball: .-. me SoaPuffball: and my knowledge of french
SoaPuffball: many users are known for not liking something. SoaPuffball: for instance, kitty is known for not liking alliance lease gates, time helicopters, and soa glass panes. lil_shadow59: What am i known for not liking Echohue: I love everybody <3 Echohue: except for soa SoaPuffball: lil_shadow59 anything that is not a power plant lil_shadow59: d**n you got me SoaPuffball: soa is also known for not liking Echohue. Echohue: D: SoaPuffball: checkmate TheGreenKangaroo: kangaroo is known for hating the bed TheGreenKangaroo left the game.
SoaPuffball: mumble is just a compilation of people saying hello Cookie46910: mood
SoaPuffball: idk why but i feel like vicki was destined to be a mod from the very start Vickiposa: it's my d e s t i n y SoaPuffball: she rigged her very first lottery ticket :P KittyCat11231: "i am inevitable" -vicki
[Discord] LithiumMirnuriX: Hey, your country is annexed and country code merged? [Discord] SoaPuffball: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/443854485190606859/583931841636204556/image0.png SoaPuffball: how much am i gonna be going deeper to that image JM_IJsselwroomen: ^there's something wrong when an image answering your question goes 4 screenshots deep SoaPuffball: we shouldn't go deeper
* woorich999 is no longer AFK. SoaPuffball: hi woorich SoaPuffball: hey woorich woorich999: hi woorich999: hey Cookie46910: hi soa Coolie46910: heya soa
chiefbozx: i'm wearing pants Vulpicula: pfft, wearing pants SoaPuffball: Vulpicula wears a skirt Vulpicula: ahem, it's called a kilt and it's MANLY. :> [Media] SoaPuffball: vulpicula wears a skirt confirmed Vulpicula: plus there's a nice cool breeze in the summer <Chief shocks Vulpicula.>
[Discord] SoaPuffball: julius seesaw x jk bowling [Discord] London150: :O [Discord] London150: Bad soa [Discord] SoaPuffball: i’m sorry i should’ve not said that [Discord] London150: Ban
(using @everyone still pings everyone in discord) [Discord] Megascatterbomb: btw you missed the chaos of the everyone pings SoaPuffball: @everyone [Discord] _11: bad [Discord] Megascatterbomb: Soa no jphgolf4321: soa [Discord] woorich999: omg why time2makemymove: lol nice [Discord] Cookie46910: no [Discord] Yoshi: Do not do that woorich999: yaboi [Discord] Vulpicula: Soa, you're boned [Discord] Rocketscience: Could you not [Discord] Vulpicula: So boned [Discord] EspiDev: oh noes [Discord] Cookie46910: bad soa [Discord] Vulpicula: So very, very, boned. time2makemymove: why is that enabled SoaPuffball: sry woorich999: just why soa [Discord] Rocketscience: Kick kick kick [Discord] Megascatterbomb: Next person who tries to at everyone gets warned [Discord] Vulpicula: HANG HIM [Discord] woorich999: look at that backlash time2makemymove: [Everyone]: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" [Discord] Vulpicula: TIE HIM TO A CRUCIFIX OR SOMETHING
ModernArt: alpha I just established a colony for the RoE btw :P MistleSoa: may i eat it ModernArt: sure MistleSoa: and make it a colony for the nu MistleSoa: thanks ModernArt: no [Media] MistleSoa: as of today the colony of mesa bay is independent from the republic of epsilon and has joined the nymphic union lil_shadow59: where is my lap MistleSoa: you're not a mall santa you don't have one /s
Vulpicula: I'd like to see Faelia. Vulpicula: ...I uhh, got the name right, aye? SoaPuffball: no SoaPuffball: town is named "vulpicula-spell-it-right-or-else" Vulpicula: :c SoaPuffball: :P
- its impolite to lag while playing xD
- According to all known laws of swimming, there is no way a squid should be able to go through walls. / Its tentacles are too small to get it's fat little body onto the walls. / The squid, of course, goes through walls anyway because squids don't care what humans think are impossible.
- lottery update: you can now waste $25 in the lottery to get $0!
- brb fingerdash
- buy fred scam! $999.99 for 1 month of scam!
- [HelpOp] SoaPuffball: it's your cue to unafk (MIKE24DUDE left after realizing that all mods are afk when asking a w/e)
- /summon minecraft:player[rank="mod,admin"]
- kota lembah's name is now lifebush
- i don't like acacia wood but i like acacia blocks
- i'm kinda good at avoiding landscars except when i'm not
- time to sit and watch while the others duel for gates
- the plural of staff is staves
- [Media] SoaPuffball: IntraRail - we don't know where in The Map(tm) our stations are
- my mind: "country roads take me home to the place i belong west arcadia"
- ap, head of ppap
- julius seesaw
- no i'm a misletoe dressed up as a diancie with a girl's mask
Soleurs
- CHIEFIE!
- Uh oh, I must've hired another advertiser in my sleep again.
- I wasn't singing........ *Soleurs was moved to Random Musical Interludes by Benie*
- I need "person here" on.
- For crying out loud...
- Yay for shameless advertising!
- .....Or we could do that (To many scenarios that McYoshi presents to me that are simpler than mine)
- Owie! *after being shocked*
- LP *insert division here* is here to help!
- It's a small world after all!........ *Soleurs was moved to Random Musical Interludes by Benie*
- Yoooooo Hallloooooooooo!
- WB *insert username here*
- You touched my redstone! *Soleurs was moved to Redstone and Fireworks by Benie*
- Nice work, I crashed! (To McYoshi)
- I believe I just flooded my stairwell.
- Thou shalt not throw snowballs into my summer home!
- I'm singing! ... Just to annoy—! *Soleurs was muted by Benie before sentence could be finished*
- I think you will need something stronger than a Pokèball to catch a Frumple
- You'll be Soleurs' sunspot as well as Benie's Ender Minion (to qwolf1999)
- Donkey Dorf!
- Oklahoma: The Land of Unpredictable Weather.
- The itty-bitty widdle ADF recruitees
- Buh buh buh bird bird bird, bird is online. Buh buh bird, bird, bird is online.
- 2Gopher gets a phone call", BRINGBRING BRING PHONE CALL PHONE CALL BRINGBRINGBRING
Soleurs joined the game Soleurs: ./bitchslap JohnNotTech
- We're working on John's artificial butt.
- Presenting SOLEURS BELL! Tinker Bell is off tonight.
- I'll ride FredRail, don't abuse me. To Fred while being abused
SonicTornado
- *Funeral Music*
- plugins=LAG!!
- GRIEF(after yoshi broke a block in checkers/mumble chat)
- and then there was two
- Srry, my brain is dead right now
- Keks is 99.99% Cookies
- (In Mumble) Tom_Pairs: These Helicopters look like Lego Duplo Blocks | SonicTornado: Try placing a big one in a 8x8x1 cuboid
- SonicTornado: Hows Lide | Frumple: I like lide, lides good | SonicTornado: Life*!!
- I need a lawyer, NOW!
- SonicTornado: Why you got to be so mean, chiefie! | chiefbozx: ? | Minecrfatyoshi26: Hey Sonic thats my thing, why you got to be so mean?
soso123
[Mayor] ByteMega: *bites Adan* [Citizen] AdanWongCL2: *summons Diemundz aka Superman* a while later... Diemundz joined the game.
- Why aren't black ppl named Black Widows?
- I hope he won't freeze my account lol
Elsa couldn't control herself
[Citizen] AdanWongCL2: DrainPro
(I forgot who): DrainPro your town should have a lot of drains
(then a lot of people like Toaro and HeavenAngel called TrainPro into a lot of different rhymed names)
[Citizen] FinnehPleh: Adan (exactly same second) [Citizen] AdanWongCL2: ??? [Citizen] FinnehPleh: ?
- Edited Ricky (meant to be edited wiki)
[Mayor] Toaro: It's not as poor at Ethopia [Trustee] AdanWongCL2: Not as poor as Utopia
[Mayor] soso123: : Two Stringles. [Mayor] soso123: One called Stringle55, one called Stringle55. So confusing... [Councilor] TrainPro: define "confusing". [Councilor] VernCow: probably brothers or something [Guest] StringleSS: I don't have a brother [Mayor] Stringle55: i don't have a brother (EXACTLY SAME SECOND o_o)
- If you kiss die you'll die
Starcubed joined the game. [Mayor] soso123: wb the star cubed into a kottle then grew wings and became a bottle then flew away [Mayor] Starcubed: lol
[Mayor] soso123: I'm having fever [Mayor] soso123: Still feeling a bit dizzy... [Senator] _HeavenAngel_: aww gws [Mayor] soso123: aww thanks :3 [Mayor] soso123: *admod joins the game* [Mayor] soso123: Player <insert admod here> kicked soso123 for Go to sleep if your sick. [Mayor] soso123: *soso123 joins the game* [Mayor] soso123: no <insert admod here> I got perms from my mommy :( [Senator] _HeavenAngel_: lol [Mayor] soso123: welp [Mayor] soso123: I'ma add that to the quotes [Senator] _HeavenAngel_: lol
soso123 joined the game. [Mayor+] Toaro: heya [Senator] _HeavenAngel_: heya [P1] soso123: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLL [Senator] _HeavenAngel_: lol [Mayor+] Toaro: BOOOOOOOMMMMM [Senator] _HeavenAngel_: the guest went out like a wrecking ball [Mayor+] Toaro: of course [Mayor+] Toaro: BOOM BOOM BOOM
[Mayor] SoSo123: the tv is saying: we explode the zombies to make them fresher (directly translated from Chinese) [Citizen] tomtomy8: ... [Senator] BuildPilot: lol soso [Mayor] SoSo123: jk it's shredded ginger which sounds 100% like zombies in Chinese
[Mayor] SoSo123: Am I acting immature lel [Trustee] SMB76Spotter: ur acting mature lel [Mayor] SoSo123: lel guess my age [Senator]] _HeavenAngel_: 69 [Trustee] SMB76Spotter: ageless [Mayor] SoSo123: you're both out [Senator] _HeavenAngel_: I win [Mayor] SoSo123: goodbye [Trustee] SMB76Spotter: I win too [Trustee] SMB76Spotter: yay angels and SMB wins [Mayor] SoSo123: You're both out of the quiz [Senator] _HeavenAngel_: xD [Trustee] SMB76Spotter: xD
SoSo: yay emperor's new clothes SoSo: A full set of monkey costume SoSo: That suits my classmate Chimpy: brb changing skin CaptainChimpy left the game.
SoSo: Unjinz wanna help with metros? unjinz: uhhhh SoSo: what does the fox say? SoSo: unjinz: uhhhh unjinz: uhhhh SoSo: I guess Ylvis got it wrong then xD unjinz: Ylvis didn't know what they started xD miney: oh god DJMC: Foxes bark. unjinz: not really it's weird
(When _InDev_ is randomly PVP-ing his bro) SoSo: InDev stop torturing ur bro :( InDev: shh I'm fighting with a diamond hoe
(When bulba is trying to sleep but he couldn't) bulba: apparently the moon is fighting against going up SoSo: Apparently the sun is bullying the moon. bulba: ...
DoTheKeno_ fell out of the world SoSo: InDev >:( InDev: I swear I'm not doing anything SoSo: stop torturing ur bro xD Sesh: lol
Chimpy: How pure is New York snow? SoSo: it's purer than your love to your mama :P Chimpy: XD Froggy: LOL soso
*SoaPuffball trolls SoSo by spawning rabbits named "Rebettka" and "Ribbitka" REBBETKA This classroom is not for rabbits *later.. HOLY CRABSTICKS ITS THE RABBITS
- to build in my property you need to fly to america and wake up camel
Ardy: drop the bass SoSo: the bass dropped so hard that all the MRT members fell down from the space world to the games world Skele: lol
Mossie: Personally I find it better doing last minute revision SoSo: same but my parents force me to do first minute revision SoSo: *middle minute revision Mossie: lol SoSo: *mid-last minute revision
SoSo123 joined the game. Heaven: hey sauce SoSo: hey I'm jam not sauce Heaven: xD
(trying to define OSC aka Object Show Community) Octopus Swimming Contest/.' Octopus Swimming Contest?
SoSo123: raining steak jphgolf4321: stop raining steak pls SoaPuffball: wow
Yellowitcher is now afk. SoSo123: nao yello jello SoSo123: don't be afk Yellowitcher left the game. SoSo123: YELLO JELLO DON'T GO! e_e
dragonbloon419: frosty's production is temporarialy put on hold while I find the locations SoSo123: lol SoSo123: there's 1 in stoneedge SoSo123: do i get money SoaPuffball: there's one in savacaci
* Lag Spike happens godziltrain: still max blocks SoaPuffball: wat SoSo123: rly? godziltrain: yup, hende the lag rn [Media] SoSo123: EXTREME LAG WARNING SoaPuffball: lol SoSo123: that came out so late godziltrain: bit late for that SoaPuffball: ^ * later godziltrain: undoing it now, I've got the area so I can clear the land first SoSo123: ok * Lag Spike happens [Media] godziltrain: lag over [Media] SoSo123: Another lag warning SoaPuffball: late lol [Media] SoSo123: SoSo123 is not responsible for sending out late lag messages godziltrain: yes you are SoSo123: :( SoaPuffball: you are lol * later godziltrain: just a wee bit * Lag Spike happens [Media] SoSo123: I hope this lag warning doesn't come out late [Media] SoSo123: Damn SoaPuffball: it does [Media] SoSo123: SoSo123 is sad right now due to his lag warning keep sending out late
* People are talking about Ben6331 [Governor] SoSo123: Ban6331 [Mod] AlikSong: LOL soso
- SoSo123 joined the game
- ConnConn2005 : hi
- ModernArt: wb
- SoSo123: Hii
- SoSo123: No admods...
- Ap_Red joined the game
SnowPlow123: *uses tape to cover moria's mouth SnowPuffball_: xD SnowPuffball_: i knew you knew it SnowPlow123: I knew you knew it
SoSo123: camelfantasy is now AFK. * camelfantasy is now afk. SoSo123: lel SoSo123: and it's for real
Starcubed
- A mod told me to draw a d**k.
- Lala my machine is ready
- installing windows will be a pane
- lol what if we told people from HTC to join the MRT (talking to SoaPuffball, HTC is a very different discord server)
Tsarcubed: do you have prostibots? (talking to Know) knowmads7: no xD knowmads7: thats perverted Tsarcubed: SHHHH
Tsarcubed: SH*T Tsarcubed: SH*T Tsarcubed: I /CLEARED LALA'S ENDORSEMENT F**K Tsarcubed: F*** Tsarcubed left the ggame. Narnia17: you see Narnia17: i saved a copy SoaPuffball: :P
ModernArt: why is bird **** going on newrail trains Tsarcubed: so america can claim it ModernArt: xd SoaPuffball: gg
[Discord] Starcubed: dab IcedPuffball: no lil_shadow59: bad
Starcubed: is vicki icki Vickiposa: i like to think i'm not icki
* Vickiposa is no longer AFK. SoaPuffball: hia ward girl Vickiposa: hai hai Starcubed: whats ward girl Vickiposa: me Starcubed: is vicki the queen of ward 7 SoaPuffball: maybe :3
SoaPuffball: Starcubed at this point i could as well be nicking lil_shadow as "lily" lil_shadow59: yea Starcubed: its his stripper name SoaPuffball: :x: lil_shadow59: he's not wrong Starcubed: im not the one that made it Starcubed: i jsut err Starcubed: adopted it
- anyone here remember when MRT's de facto currency was tacos
Vickiposa joined the game. SoaPuffball: hi ward girl [Discord] Starcubed: Ward girl [Discord] Starcubed: What about ward woman SoaPuffball: ward lady Vickiposa: (for what it's worth, i like ward girl the most) [Discord] Starcubed: Ward the other binary gender that is made using two X chromosomes
- I love the fresh smell of tear gas
stringle55
Ardy: Instead he said we can get a mod to issue a warning String: food idea Ardy: nom String: *good Ardy: LOOOL
*stringle55 is stuck *DasNexus tells him to /spawn
Suppoe
suppoe: Its 1:42 over here DasNexus: Then go to bed :P Benie: You're not our mom. DasNexus: ikr :D suppoe: Silly Gas :P DasNexus: Ehem suppoe: Oh Das*
- Your teach is a beach
suppoe: My town is kind of far from civilization so probably noby even noticed it lol KittyCat11231: what's its name? suppoe: I forgot lol
supykun
KittyCat11231: whenever a guest joins we complain that they came here illegally KittyCat11231: :P supykun: You Immigrants! Go back to Mineplex! Narnia17: :O PieTwins: no kekkomatic: lol! Just_Robinho: LOL PieTwins: lol just_robinho: Ahahahahaha XD PieTwins: :D
supykun: I made a real good roast joke tarheelscouse: please dont ever say the word "roast" ever again tarheelscouse: "roast" eww supykun: "You are so unattractive, even waifus repel from you!" tarheelscouse: xDDDD AP_Red: xD tarheelscouse: that is so amazing tarheelscouse: i am so using that
supykun: So LSD, are you gonna send us a mail or..? mine_man_: LSD is a drug supy LDShadowLord: https://goo.gl/DGFuzb mine_man_: LDS is a player :P supykun: We shall be smokin our leader, Mine. mine_man_: XD TrainPro: .-. supykun: We smoke him up like a British chimney worker CortesiRaccoon: somebodyadd that to the funny quotes page TrainPro: LOL!
supykun: Its okay to cuss a bit when its not offensive, Mega MegaMC: language, supy MegaMC: oh supykun: For a fucking example... like this. It's okay to do so, believe it or not xD _HeavenAngel_: supy im offended MegaMC: Me too supykun: Heaven, Im sorry I called you the E-word supykun: Example MegaMC: All of us are offended _HeavenAngel_: :( supykun: I shouldnt have said the E-Word MegaMC: Example supykun: I am also sorry for saying the T word supykun: This. MegaMC: I am also sorry for saying the S word MegaMC: sorry supykun: Next time I act like this, you can kill me to give an example. supykun: Oh damn _HeavenAngel_: xD TrainPro: ... MegaMC: Supy, you better add that to the funny quotes
supykun: Janghwa City used to look like... "a strip club" -Vulpicula camelfantasy: GG CaptainChimpy: LOL dope_cheese: LOL dope_cheese: xDDD camelfantasy: xD
supykun: ...Noobtella supykun: Dammit supykun: Nutella
Patrick44_LFC : Be back in 5 Patrick44_LFC is now AFK supykun: Seconds. Ok supykun: Are you back? Patrick44_LFC is no longer AFK Patrick44_LFC : Minutes you muppet Patrick44_LFC is now AFK
supykun: Cal76 + Benie + Camelfantasy + Ortem + Narnia = CALIFORNIA
supykun: I'm kinda sad the MRT Eastern is passing through my island. SoaPuffball: y supykun: It's a defunct reason, though- I originally wanted isolation supykun: "Now, the time has changed." SoaPuffball: but last i checked you can decline the offer supykun: I discussed with Frumple. supykun: He said, "If you have the Eastern Line, you are a cool fox" supykun: And I was like, "Oh shit" SoaPuffball: that needs to go to funny quotes btw
Starcubed: "its not racist if im also asian" -RiceGum supykun: You wanna hear a racy joke? Frosty_Foobar10: ok it's not racist if i'm also chinese Starcubed: would I get banned if I built a dog meat restaurant supykun: Why can't Asians fly airplanes? Cause they always FRY them. supykun: (runs) MigInfi: ahhaahahhahahahahha Aliksong: LOOOL Cookie46910: tru Frosty_Foobar10: LMAO supy
_HeavenAngel_: i didn't know i could feel pain on the internet Supykun: I feel pain from reading your comment alone #RANDOMBURN _HeavenAngel_: gg _HeavenAngel_: lol Supykun: (insert stockimage gif of an epic explosion) _HeavenAngel_: bad supy that's enough wine for today Supykun: Well you can't tell me what to do mi_aquamarine: :O _HeavenAngel_: o; Supykun: Cause I make POUR decisions mi_aquamarine: haha _HeavenAngel_: *pikachu shocked face* mi_aquamarine: someone add that to funny quotes _HeavenAngel_: >_< mi_aquamarine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XcYhPHnLDs GrumpyGoomba9: Risky click of the day _HeavenAngel_: gl _HeavenAngel_: let me know if its safe GrumpyGoomba9: AAHHHHH _HeavenAngel_: gg supykun: Don't click on it supykun: You can get syphilis _HeavenAngel_: O; GrumpyGoomba9: Now I need to cleanse Chrome supykun: One time, I had a friend. supykun: She was very close to me. supykun: And then, one night, we hung out at the playground. GrumpyGoomba9: as you do... _HeavenAngel_: hmmmmm supykun: She was at the swings, and I was eating rocks on the ground. supykun: But then supykun: suddenly supykun: a link appeared supykun: and starting chasing us demanding that we click on it with our tiny hands GrumpyGoomba9: Did he have the master sword? supykun: I hid underneath the giant rock supykun: but she supykun: she- she... *sniffs* _HeavenAngel_: oh no ;( supykun: She clicked on it.... and I never saw her again!! mi_aquamarine: ooo mi_aquamarine: *oooof _HeavenAngel_: ;o mi_aquamarine: byebye supy's friend GrumpyGoomba9: *coming to cinemas late 2019 supykun: She contracted gonorrhea from that link, and she gone-o-rhea'd from this universe. supykun: Forever. supykun: (runs) _HeavenAngel_: oh you better run _HeavenAngel_: all that buildup
supykun: Hey beautiful, handsome, pretty, masculine and feminine mods out there, supykun: can we have a brief w-e please? sesese9: huh definitely not one of those people described Frumple: Your attempt at flattery has failed
SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza Starcubed: HONK SoaPuffball: h o n k supykun: only for barbeque pizzas, honk. Everything else, go crash on the pole.
- "Dear Frumple, I am your neighbor. Unban me or I will steal your $2000 blender you hide behind your fridge."
- "Kastle you misogynistic pig, I have the right to have #F5D3C7 as my skin color!"
- Well time to build 200 helipads on top of a phone box.
Sweetboy13735
(in Discord #general) CyAmethyst: ...why do I have a feeling that when I go back to Chillington, there will be eggplants everywhere... Sweetboy13735: 🍆 's CyAmethyst for: Thanks for the name of the town. *camel reacts with an egg and a plant stem CyAmethyst: Well... crabcakes Sweetboy13735: 🍆 's camelfantasy for: egging and planting me. a bit later... Sweetboy13735: Do you want to be eggplanted? CyAmethyst: Do you want a 🍓 Sweetboy13735: 🍆 's CyAmethyst for: I asked you first.
SqwidgyLegs
SqwidgyLegs: also what does luck potion do as a mechanaic MinecraftYoshi26: fishing and whatnot MinecraftYoshi26: mob loot SoaPuffball: makes good stuff come on more SoaPuffball: like that and loot chests SqwidgyLegs: so it doesn't increase the chance of my crush accepting my love under a cherry tree at friday 6pm? SoaPuffball: yes sadly MinecraftYoshi26: heheh i wish the same sqwidgy
SzetotheNewt1234
- though probaly china has the best chinese food
tarheelscouse
tarheelscouse: <--- Doesn't have a funny quotes section ;-(
Oh DAMN, Son.
tarheelscouse: Dies inside
DC: i'm not a steve Tar: yo mama's a steve
Tar is watching bryce_am playing a game Tar: GO Tar: no chests Tar: btw Tar: CHEST (meant to say cheat)
tarheelscouse: ardy has overriding control over all districts, though Welcome99: mhm tarheelscouse: you did it! tarheelscouse: you agreed without saying i see! tarheelscouse: :) tarheelscouse: *claps*
Refering to Major Magpie: I shall call him Poopy and he shall be mine!
Jak:Referring to a subway station Where's he litter? Where's the graffiti? Where's the claustrophobic atmosphere? Tar: This is Minecraft, not Birmingham
Benie Plays Cows and Cows on Radio This looks like walking through Cumbria on lsd
[Councillor] tarheelscouse: I'm still undecided on my corporation name [Senator+] Ardyan: i think we got these settled already [Senator+] Ardyan: tarousel corp? [Councillor] tarheelscouse: eww tarheelscouse left the game.
[Tarheelscouse->nktrain] babe
[Tarheelscouse->nktrain] wrong person soz
tauqua
- "I wonder if cheif's on" "Nope, I wasn't shocked within 5 seconds of that last message"
- How to get shocked: First, be sam * chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20 *
tdtspeedy
- To the found City of Atlantis
*When DullesTdt and Camel were exploring a battle scene* DullesTdt: This is how an ejector seat works out. DullesTdt fell from a high place Camelfantasy: LOL I saw you fall DullesTdt: KIA jets are tough planes Camelfantasy: You cant even get in a KIA jet -.- Camelfantasy: AHHHH Camelfantasy: Damn it DullesTdt: xD Camelfantasy: miised it by a block Camelfantasy: Oh well swimming is good Camelfantasy drowned
Technological99
- I love how one part of my city is small 2 wide roads and then there is a 67 wide road in front of the station
(This was when I built a sand castle in the middle of the One World Trade Center that Kiwish_thing was making. He was afk at the time)
* Kiwish_thing is no longer AFK. [P1] Kiwish_thing: nice [P1] Technological99: tnx [P1] Technological99: It took me 5 minutes [P1] Technological99: its got a draw bridge and everything [P1] Kiwish_thing: i meant the floor... lol [P1] Technological99: ohh. that was bnsf [P1] Kiwish_thing: the castle is also nice [P1] Technological99: tnx
[Guest] Chief, Can iclone you? [Chief] Clone? [Guest] Yes [Guest] For KFC [Chief] You can't. You're a guest :( [Guest] Kalmar Fried Chiefs
Gopher: Calls Chief Tar: Let me do that for you Gopher: ok [a few seconds later] Tar: Chief Chief Chief boxers boxers boxers shock shock shock Tarheelscouse died
[Mod] mikefishr: done [Mayor+] Technological99: aha [Mayor+] Technological99: Wonderfuk [Mayor+] Technological99: Fonderful* [Mayor+] Technological99: OMG [Mod] Just _robino: XD [Mayor+] Technological99: Wonderful*
The_blockmaster
The_blockmaster: -/mail send _frozen it's getting late and I need to leave when will you be on? P.S I am in GMT+1 Camelfantasy: FAYUL mjpwwf: Failm8 The_blockmaster: When you don't see the color red you know you have failed (/mail) The_blockmaster: -/mail send _frozen it's getting late and I need to leave when will you be on? P.S I am in GMT+1 Camelfantasy: FAIlx2 (All): Fail The_Blockmaster: ./me hates CTRL-V
Thesteakpie
Thesteakpie: *cal76 is hiding* x cal76 is now AFK.
Derpy_Melon: Only 9,001 players have died in this shaft! x Thesteakpie tps to Derpy_Melon x Thesteakpie died Thesteakpie : make that 9,002, Derp Camelfantasy: xD Derpy_Melon: gg evil_q: XD
TheSubway
*in discussion about Guest Quotes and Funny Quotes with Soap and Sea* SubwayGamerMC: Nobody ever quoted me :( Seastep: I will quote that Seastep: Got a Funny Quotes page?
TheSubway: I need a mod now SoSo123: Everyone does TheSubway: /summon entity: admod Seastep: [Broadcast] nao TheSubway: lel SoSo123: gg SoSo123: add that to your quotes
*After MikeRoma makes a typo of Wubway instead of Subway* TheSubway left the game. *2 minutes later* TheWubway joined the game.
[Senator] Hightech_TR: someone rang my doorbell [Senator] Hightech_TR: um [Governor] SnowPlow123: ? [Mayor] TheWubway: don't open [Senator] Hightech_TR: pfft [Senator] Hightech_TR: i think its my mom [Mayor] TheWubway: then definitely don't open [Governor] SnowPlow123: xD [Senator] Hightech_TR: lol [Governor] SnowPlow123: rip high's mom [Senator] Hightech_TR: good job [Senator] Hightech_TR: wubway you win #MakeTRLaugh
thomasfyfe
- When Chief gets on, people get hurt.
- As long as you don't microwave the toaster you should be fine.
- I'll put a bus warp in your face.
- It's like a seizure of Christmas.
- I don't cheat, I just spam the right-click button.
- BACON! <3
- Don't mind us, we eat members on this server.
Member: I just broke my chest I filled with nametags! D: Thomas: Put them back in then
- sorry, I was having a sneezing fit.
Guest: WHY ARE THE TRAINS NOT WORKING? Thomas: Have you tried turning them off and on again?
- Oh look, 2 new staffers on my head...
gogo warps to thomasfyfe gogo: we at bus station? thomas: yeah gogo: kthx thomas: Refurbishments going on gogo: ooooh, are you adding a beverage store? thomas: refurbish, not refresh :P gogo: :P
(Added some menu items from Autobus' picture I didn't know we sold.)
- The size of Kitania!?!?!
Welcome99: eeh thomas thomasfyfe: Yeah? Welcome99: how to get out of here? thomasfyfe: "You'll have to leave through the window, the elevator isn't working"
Thomasfyfe joined the game Thought my internet had broke, turns out I just knocked the wireless button on my laptop
time2makemymove
i charge 100 dollars per franchise btw
autobus22: Make me laugh. time2makemymove: Achowalogen Tacos
(time just got senator) time2makemymove joined the game. [Trustee] Mercury203: Show me your new tag! [Media] time2makemymove: no [Mod] chiefbozx: lol [Trustee] Mercury203: LOL
woorich999: if you're missing a building, you can quickly get a RichPlus Fuel Station in your town SoaPuffball: nah SoaPuffball: already have 10 time2makemymove: TEN FUEL STATIONS?!?!?!?!?
time2makemymove: hey tom-slash-narnia, can I have a worldedit please? Narnia17: pick tom I'm pvping time2makemymove: tom status: picked
- everyone and their mother has a flight to FYI
(explaining why Yoshi is vanished) the staff are all busy or in yoshi's case it means he's the amazing race
searching the word "oof" in this channel (#minecraft-server) yields 91 pages of search results. the mean amount of search results per page on discord is roughly 25, assuming that every search result is less than two lines long in the search sidebar. doing a bit of maths, 25*91=2275, ergo we can assume that roughly the exclamation "oof" has been used two thousand, two hundred seventy-five times since the #minecraft-server channel was created. in conclusion, it's time to stop.
*the last one to speak battle* time2makemymove: i will be the last one to speak AyyLion: bet time2makemymove: yes i will AyyLion: :/ time2makemymove: it is a fact AyyLion: :D time2makemymove: undeniable AyyLion: :P time2makemymove: 100% AyyLion: :) time2makemymove: no chance AyyLion: :/// time2makemymove: def me AyyLion: cool time2makemymove: lmao AyyLion: have fun time2makemymove: ok this is stupid AyyLion: true time2makemymove: jk its awesome LDShadowLord left the server MC_Protocol left the server Vulpicula left the server AyyLion left the server ModernArt left the server time2makemymove left the server Frosty_Creeper10 left the server Vickiposa left the server camelfantasy left the server JPlayzX01 left the server airplane320 left the server lil_shadow59 left the server :octagonal_sign: Server has stopped time2makemymove: (on discord) I WIN
- how do i keep accidentally putting pants on
- vulpi out here spittin bars
Tom_1277
- Grammar is one of the most important aspects of life.
- Look what you did Chief. Now everything is on fire.
Tom: Do you work Benie? Benie: Yes. I work for worldedit Tom: Wait, really? Wait, what's your salary? (Thought he was a developer of W/E)
- For the last time...I AM TOM1.
- Which Tom?
- Tom: Lol, Thief. | Chief: lol | *chiefbozx shocked Tom_1277*
- Since *mod name here* is gone, I can correct grammar freely.
- Hawksfan1010 heavy...
- Moose, your skin looks like a peeing octopus.
- When Chief is on, I turn my Minecraft sounds off.
- I made my username Bunny. (backup Mumble server)
- I need to finish my flight to *location here*.
- Yeah. My computer is acting like an Airbus.
- JERRY *during a random moment*
- I will facejerry you, Kitty.
- Sug... *slap* (Trying hard to refrain from saying suggestive)
- I found a new Jerry!
Tom: Soccer. It's soccer. Get your fat right. _frozen: OH! Tar: get your fat right lol Baseball: fat... lol _frozen: lol
- Hoooooooooold on.
Tom: Hello to all the people that erected during the time I was AFKing. Rocket: erection? Skele: ... Tar: LOL Jph: really tom... really? Yoshi (in mumble): That's actually the correct way to use that word Tom (in mumble): Exactly!
- I read that wrong (every time Tom reads something suggestively wrong)
Tom: Yoshi TALK SLOWER!!! Yoshi: Listen faster!!! Tom: Yoshi, again talk slower. Slower... Yoshi: Get better headphone, faster, bigger, better, stronger Tom: But I like my stolen United Airlines headphones!
- I need to settle down my schnoodle.
Yoshi: *insert sentence here* Tom: Wait... WHAT?! Yoshi: *clears up what he said* Tom: Oooooooh, I thought you said something else, ok. *Pms Music what he heard* *Music spills everything in main mumble chat*
Tom_Pairs
- 42
- Sorry common sense is dead
- Sorry that comes with the kids meal (after someone didn't want lag during a backup)
- I'm a blind man that can see
- Mmm Spam
- Chirp Chirp
Tom: Thats the smallest we can get ofr the shop autobus: Oh rly? tom: the oven would never fit in... Autobus: oh rly? 5 mins later autobus shows a supersmall oven for the pizzas tom: okay it does tom: wait you said small not tiny XD
Ardy: marry me server (when Tom was on console) Tom: nao
- (on console) Hello I'm an 6687kittycat.What's your name?
Yoshi: Why do you have so many random statues in your town? Tom: The other staff said I have to fill up all empty space, so I built a bunch of statues to fill up the crooks and nannies.
[Broadcast]: It's Coming it's coming!!! Kitty: hi lala Tom_Pairs joined the game Tom: ello Kitty: aw
Guest has joined the game Guest has left the game Guest has joined the game Guest has left the game (Goes on several times) x Tom_Pairs gets out his ban hammer
*camelfantasy boxes Tom_Pairs* x Tom_Pairs is no longer AFK camelfantasy: ahhhhhhhh camelfantasy: RUNNN camelfantasy died camelfantasy died camelfantasy died Tom_Pairs: eloo camelfantasy died sesese9: camel, have you learned your lesson? :) camelfantasy: nope camelfantasy died
- breaking news _Ptld is advertising the MRT server on the MRT
- (during a train speedbuild, Camelfantasy and Vulpicula box Architect_21)
- afk speed build is later
Architect_21: Tom, I hate the Ravens! x Tom_Pairs is no longer AFK.
- Player Tom_Pairs banned c4nad1an for: No milk and cookies for you either. Do something productive with your life.
- wait it's not ban guest day i thought it was ban senator day? hmm.
- sorry sarcasm doesn't translate well in cyberspace
[Senator+] woorich999: Can i get an Eat and Bowl? [Senator+] Hightech_TR: gtg now, sorry [Senator+] Hightech_TR: but [Admin] Tom_Pairs: I'll take 5 of them later Hightech_TR [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: xD [Mayor] London150: XD [Senator+] Hightech_TR: rip...
Tom_Pairs: If you got some to build I'll take 10 in AT SoaPuffball: everything gets 10 in at
SoaPuffball: is this a server crash? (points to reset) Tom_Pairs: yes seses did a big w/e mistake in 10 sec SoaPuffball: gg
- step one gather underpants, step 2 ???, step 3 profit
- ||| \o/ <--- now will run into a wall to clear a headach
CodyHM: how do you name a block? Tom_Pairs: same way as you name a rock CodyHM
Vulpicula joined the game. MojangChan joined the game. Tom_Pairs: oh look a two for one sale buy one Vulpicula and get a MojangChan for free.
[Bunker] Tom_Pairs: find tom--- What I'm famous for??? [Bunker] Conric005: spelling SoaPuffball: gramer [Bunker] Tom_Pairs: yes I can hide in spelling and gramer?
ToxxicApple
- Chimpeh's biography would be called ToiletChimps: When Being A Monkey Isn't Enough
- [ToxxicApple - me (ie. CaptainChimpy)] /r ok sure
TrainPro
TrainPro: well, its now 23:03pm ROM5419: no such thing as 23:03 pm ROM5419: only 23:03
- Monopoly is dangerous. <--- (Trademarked)
Tulsi
- The Long Face Incident:
-_________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________- nuuu!!! the chat cut my face in half!
Tulsi: You will be my funny quotes servant until I get trustee :p Chief: Nope! * chiefbozx left the game *
- [Tulsi -> RedBear47] ...are you going to say you have a crush on me?
Ninjabob1797 joined the game
ModernBitey: hi ninjaboob
(while talking about Fraps) Tulsi: I've used faps before
[Tulsi]: lalalalalalalala [Lalaboy]: What?
[Member]: So you can't even advertise our server on our server? [Tulsi]: Hey guys, go join minecartrapidtransit.net! :P
Tulsi joined the game soso123: wb [P4] Tulsi: hihih [P4] Tulsi: woops [Councillor] Tulsi: hihihi
Tulsi: i just asked my mom to make me coffee for the first day of school and she was like "are you crazy" TrainPro: lol soso123: lol soso123: add that to your quotes Tulsi
Uglyname
- Buns of steel
- Uglyname: Bye
waits for response*
still waiting*
Uglyname: Bye Uglyname
Uglyname: Ok Uglyname bye
Random Citizen: Bye
Another Random Dude: Bye
Yet Another: Bye
- *Uglyname randomly cries*
Uglyname randomly laughs*
Uglyname randomly cries*
Benie: Uglyname do you have to do that?
Uglyname: No
Benie: Well then stop
- wasnt there this famous other yoshi?
Underscore11
- how does one gasp and shout tnx in minecraft
unjinz
- daaafuuuuuq
- BaconThamesBank
- Bacon.. eh Baron
- Chief is the trolling god, MCYoshi is the failing god
- When my internet doesn't laag, my brain does
- Everything has an end. But the sausage has two :D
- jphgolf4321: goes through a HUGE ravine too
DasNexus: That's what she said
Frumple joined the game
Frumple: Das... - (logiblocs does /kill)
German Minecraft: logiblocs starb
DasNexus: stahp - You kno' only Mario speaks like that?
- \(|^^|)/
- colaja953: Oh das is here too
DasNexus: No, I'm not. *End of holographic transfer*
DasNexus left the game - That's pissible too. *possible LOL
*Kraftler1 Joined The Game* Kraftler1: *COUGH* *Kraftler1 Left The Game*
- I can Draw Bridges, but I can't build Drawbridges
- Damn straight? I have no idea what that means :D
- I hate it when a sentence just suddenly
TonyTajiri: So, Ardy you'd like to build an SMP with me? ArdyArd: lets get some other dudes [unjinz -> ArdyArd] suggestive
[Broadcast] 1g/5 [Mayor] sesese9: g? how much is there in 1? [Mayor+] unjinz: *2 hours laterrrr* 1za
[Councillor] Supykun: Here's a sentence we Busaners LOVE to use: *Korean Characters* [Councillor] Supykun: "Ga gagaga ga, Ga agaga ga?" [Mayor+] unjinz: The new Song by Lady Gaga [Senator+] Ardyan: LOL
[Senator+] frogggggg: lol my port is bigger than my airfeild [Senator+] unjinz: airfailed.
SoaPuffball: what dies in an apple over the air unjinz: Airbob Squarerudder SoaPuffball: lol
I'm pining the server now, not a real problem *pining *PINGING
[SoaPuffball (me) -> unjinz] can you pls roast me [unjinz -> SoaPuffball (me)] It's too early, no BBQ yet [SoaPuffball (me) -> unjinz] :3
UnknownSilent
CaptLincoln: Do you know what MRT stands for? UnknownSilent: Masive Rat Territory
Valkorion314
- umm... did someone just poop a mini superflat world? (During the Great AFK Box event)
- Robin: I just found out TNT minecarts don't work on the MRT | JPH: There is a reason they are banned and his name is MinecraftYoshi26
Epicslinke: OK, my twitch is ready Jphgolf4321: you're twitching? You should see a doctor about that.
- frumple youre acting very chiefy... are you ok?
- There must be something in that rice...
Toaro: jph are you available? KittyCat11231 was slain by jphgolf4321 using [Yes.] Tulsi: xDD Toaro: lol Toaro: ok i guess hes available
KittysEvilTwin: ATTN: The 47th Catronics store in Sealane is complete jphgolf4321: Sealane has 47 Catronics stores? Soleurs: God help Sealane. KittysEvilTwin: no the MRT does :P Soleurs: God help the MRT.
- Player jphgolf4321 kicked chiefbozx for this is how you kick a chief.
jphgolf4321: bbl jphgolf4321 joined the game jphgolf4321 left the game jphgolf4321 joined the game jphgolf4321: yeah forgot to unvanish jphgolf4321: so... for reals this time jphgolf4321: stupid darmok jphgolf4321 left the game
*Vulpicula is on his second account* Player jphgolf4321 kicked Dogz9221 for pls dont do that again kthxbai.
MC_Protocol: I Realized that im Inkickable
Player jphgolf4321 kicked MC_Protocol for famous last words, eh MC.
[Mod] jphgolf4321: just don't bring any of that "Damn, Daniel" stuff around here [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: DAMN Daniel MinecraftYoshi26 died (Killed By jph) jphgolf4321 died (killed by yoshi) [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: DAMN jph
ByteMega: jph can I ask you a very serious question? jphgolf4321: sure thing mega ByteMega: s ? ByteMega left the game. Player jphgolf4321 kicked ByteMega for s..
Toaro has joined the game. Toaro: hey jphgolf4321: what time is it at your side, Toaro? Toaro: 1am Player jphgolf4321 kicked Toaro for go to bed.
[Lottery] Frumple just bought 20 tickets! [Mayor+] ModernArt: frumple did you already buy 20 tickets? [Owner] Frumple: for the last lotto [Owner] Frumple: which I didn't win [Owner] Frumple: again [Mayor] SilverBubble: being an owner [Mayor] SilverBubble: has its downsides [Mod] jphgolf4321: it was supposed to be my turn to rig it dammit [Mayor] SilverBubble: jphgolf is shillary! [Mod] jphgolf4321: pls no [Trustee] SoaPuffball: jphgolf. snapshotted. quoted. [Trustee] SoaPuffball: *slaps jphgolf4321 for don't rig it. [Mod] jphgolf4321: >implying it wasn't rigged from the start [Mayor+] ModernArt: <$1,000 lost on buying lotto tickets [Mayor+] ModernArt: $1000>
* Frumple is now AFK. mjpwwf: *box* SoaPuffball: the boxes are coming! SoaPuffball: take cover frumple! * Frumple is no longer AFK. Frumple: come fite me mjpwwf: uuhhh.wav jphgolf4321: IRL or in Fortnite SoaPuffball: where we dropping bois SilverBubble: forkknife Frumple: both
VernCow
Skelezomperman... Frumple's a mod i mean owner OWNER
- I thought that an octopus has 8 testicals.
When VernCow wins the first not a clay challenge. VernCow: I would also like to give my thanks to my iguana VernCow: who is sitting on my lap VernCow: watching me play VernCow: minecraft (after a while) VernCow: I LOVE YOU MOMMY!
- I once put maturnity instead of maturity in a Mineplex trainee application.
VernCow joined the game. Frumple: Draw in 1 sec _Kastle won the last lotto [Lottery] VernCow has bought 5 tickets! VernCow: Aww :( Frumple: This will be the last lotto Vern won the last lotto Someone: Kastle (stroke) VernCow won the last lotto Frumple: No more lottos after this one [Lottery] SoSo123 has bought 5 tickets!
Vexpix
*chiefboxz has joined the game* Vexpix: Hi Cheif! *lightning bolts* Vexpix: Hey Cheif, can I have a WorldEdit? *lightning bolts* Vexpix: Thanks Cheif! *lightning bolts*
Vickiposa
- Dark energy is science for voodoo witch magic
- unfortunately i dont think there's any good runways the length of an adult human
(in discord #general) Megascatterbomb: also did @Vickiposa mistake #announcements for a normal chat channel just then Xd Vickiposa: oof Vickiposa: yes i just did Citybuilder_: Bad vicki Citybuilder: :x: Citybuilder: good job Vickiposa: better than crashing the server imho Citybuilder: xD camelfantasy: don't worry, it'll happen eventually
wbhob: what goes in a park Vickiposa: park things wbhob: thank you vicki Vickiposa: np wbhob: am i missing anything Vickiposa: birds Vickiposa: particularly pidgeons Vickiposa: some may be purple
SoaPuffball: why am i lagging Vickiposa: idk, may be your pc in larkspur SoaPuffball: wat Vickiposa: your pc lagging because you have to mess with larkspur SoaPuffball: wat
Vulpicula
(In Mumble P1) Vulpicula: Maybe if we say Hightech's name three times, he'll join. Lalaboy: Um Vulpicula: Maybe Hightech will join, maybe Hightech won't. [Hightech_TR Entered Channel] [Muffled laughter from Vulpicula and Lalaboy]
Vulpicula burned to death. Vulpicula: TIL: Milk does not put out a fire.
[Senator] Vulpicula: Camel: Ardy's system was an utter catastrophy [Senator] Vulpicula: Ardy: lol [Senator] Vulpicula: I just love how that played out
Mezzanine? Still not sure what that is. Is that a type of medicine? "Mezzanine, the premier cure for irritable bowel syndrome"
AP_Red: What did your coach say about feeding the horse things found on the ground? Vulpi: "MORE COCAINE?"
Programming in a nutshell, ranges anywhere from "This is quite fun :D" to "DAMN YOU ALAN TURING!"
Everything below my knees is cold and stiff. Send an amberlamps Derp term for ambulance
(When talking about a RaiLinQ station with a colorful roof) This looks like someone barfed skittles onto the roof
(After Tom_Pairs wins the lottery) Vulpicula: tom you've got two options. Vulpicula: give $35 to everyone online Vulpicula: or Vulpicula: stabby stabby' Tom_Pairs: Someone please put that on funny quotes Vulpicula: STABBY STABBY *Tom Shocks Vulpicula* [Unknown]: Tom chose shocky shocky
- ...heaven you wanna do one of your large "vulpi made a ****up and needs a large section moved a block" W/Es?
mjpwwf: So...wild curiosity.how powerful is the nderdragon class? :P Vulpicula: it farts death and breathes poison
Vulpicula: Always confuse megascatterbomb for megamc SoaPuffball: gg megascatterbomb: remember im the one called megascatterbomb SoaPuffball: and bytemega is the one called megamc
SoaPuffball: c_r_s_a__ Vulpicula: Crossiant? MojangChan: corussant Vulpicula: It's clearly Crossiant.
* Vulpicula is no longer AFK. Vulpicula: HONK SoaPuffball: honk if you like pineapple pizza Vulpicula: HONK Vulpicula: wait s-t Vulpicula: ABORTABORT SoaPuffball: you can't abort :P Vulpicula: can i abort you
Pueffie: And good evening, everyone, welcome to this new iteration of the M. J. Pueff Show... Pueffie: ...where we take your calls about everything wrong with the United Cities. Pueffie: Telephone 1-800-NOT-REAL... * Vulpicula calls. Vulpicula: "A UNITED CITIES DIPLOMAT ATE MY CAT!" Pueffie: And who's our first caller, Mrs. Pueff? *mumbling off mic* Pueffie: Did you catch exactly who did such a dastardly act? Vulpicula: "...well, it wasn't… my cat. I didn't see it either." Vulpicula: "...my friend said that his friend saw a UC diplomat inhale his cat.." Pueffie: "In that case, you are a mere conspiracy theorist, and I have no time or sympathy for you. Who's our next caller?" Vulpicula: "You're just trying to surpress the truth about TRONC eating cats!" Vulpicula: "...wait, this is the TRONC line, right?" Pueffie: "Okay, now hold it. I thought you said it was a UC diplomat who ate your cat, and now you're talking about TRONC. Vulpicula: "...he was both1" Vulpicula: both!* Vulpicula: "...they're the same thing, right?" Pueffie: "Sir, I have one question, if I may..." Pueffie: "...what drugs have you been taking in the last hour?" Vulpicula: "Yes." Pueffie: "That explains it. Good day." Pueffie: "We'll be back after this obscene profit break."
When talking about trams, curved buildings and diagonal canals: autobus22: Come to think of it: before I came along this town was very straight. autobus22: Now we have multiple angled and curved buildings Vulpicula: Yeah, you put chemicals in the water and turned it gay. >:V
* Vulpicula twitches. * TheGreenKangaroo YouTubes * Conric005 sneezes * Frumple raises an eyebrow * brombrombromley Periscopes. * Vickiposa exists * TheGreenKangaroo is dead * Echohue screams TheGreenKangaroo died Player TheGreenKangaroo took their own life. * brombrombromley vimeos supykun: * I do not have access to the * command.
Vulpicula: ...wait, Espi, did you get demoted ?e-e SoaPuffball: no? EspiDev: ?? LegendOfYukari: espi was never staff? Echohue: wat EspiDev: wat Vickiposa: espi has always been governor camelfantasy: wat
[Discord] SqwidgyLegs: According to estimates Conric004: im really good at drowning a carton of goldfish in 15 minutes Vulpicula: I read Sqwidgy and Conric's messages as just one Vulpicula: "according to estimates im really good at drowning a carton of goldfish in 15 minutes"
SoaPuffball: i'm running out of building ideas yet again lil_shadow59: nuclear power plant SoaPuffball: nope lil_shadow59: coal power plant SoaPuffball: no power plants Vulpicula: wind turbine SoaPuffball: not really a building Vulpicula: a cardboard box with a wind turbine on it SoaPuffball: lol
Vulpicula: yadda yadda two weeks to finish yadda yadda you know the dirll Vulpicula: enjoy your yellow block of a house
(night map dynmap is rendering for the first time in the new world) [Discord] SoaPuffball: dim life in the nightlight / evening light, watch it fly / pitch black lights, starry skies, a stellar evening of glinting shadows Vulpicula: yes yes Vulpicula: dim life Vulpicula: now excuse me while i carve a roast into dynmap
SoaPuffball: "Also please don't ask me to join Mumble when I join, as I will most likely not. Please. No "soa mumble?" requests. Besides you won't hear me often, as I use the chat/text-to-speech function every single time, so no I'm not joining Mumble." SoaPuffball: inb4 "soa mumble?" Vulpicula: soa Vulpicula: discord? SoaPuffball: sure SoaPuffball: not vc TheGreenKangaroo: soa skype? Vulpicula: soa Vulpicula: AIM? SoaPuffball: i don't use skype SoaPuffball: ok this is getting riddiculous TheGreenKangaroo: soa toll free telephone call? Echohue: soa, telegraph?
SoaPuffball: anything new since i last visited Vulpicula: did you see that tight alley yet? Vulpicula: wait you've seen it you built a godd**g comet cafe there
- Hey I self contain my stupidity. It's why I've got my own island. >:V
Weier
Weier: fred can you please explain your ad SoaPuffball: Weier you ride fred rail Weier: ? JM_Ijsselwroomen: just ride it Weier: where JM_Ijsselwroomen: it'll answer all your questions JM_Ijsselwroomen: at the fred rail station Weier: which is at JM_Ijssenroomen: the location in which Fred Rail trains load and offload passengers
Welcome99
- FINALLY, I GOT SHOCKED BY CHIEF FOR THE FIRST TIME! (When chief shocked everyone)
Welcome99: I think there's a terrorist attack Welcome99: coz I hear TNTs chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26 Welcome99: yoshis the terrorist XD
- fyfe in a BATMOBILE! (when thomasfyfe overtook Welcome99 on the road)
- the wonders of typo..
- DAT SUSPENSE!
(Welcome99 was asking for a WorldEdit) Welcome99: Since yoshi is here... MinecraftYoshi26 left the game MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game MinecraftYoshi26: Give me time, I just joined...
(MinecraftYoshi26 was WorldEditing per request by Welcome99 [WorldEditing was done while vanishing to make Welcome99 suprised]) Welcome99: You did not see me fart! MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game MinecraftYoshi26: Eww
- (while talking to _frozen) Have you ever nusted your kids? (meant to say busted)
tarheelscouse: I'm gonna afk for a couple of moments Welcome99: A couple of months?
willowars
willowars: what happesn when you get kicked unjimas: You get kicked, willowars Starcubed: lets read jokes for minecrafters willowars: so can you rejoing Vickiposa: you leave the server, but can just come back Halfy_Crafty: ye unjimas: Yes. See: willowars: oh willowars: got it willowars left the server (he has been kicked) Halfy_Crafty XD CaptainChimpy xD Vickiposa xD willowars joined the server unjimas xD willowars Makes sense now
willywilson123
willywilson123: "at each tim I hic up my heart feel like it pooping out my body"
Wipeout111
CodyHM Joined The Server wipeout111: Wb Cody, were talking about the plague!
*Echo stacks a building Wipeout111 fell from a high place wipeout111: Buildings without roofs officially improve chances of suicide After the roof gets built wipeout111: Oh no, the roof got built :( wipeout111: I'll just jump off the other one instead
woorich999
SoSo123: Talon where are you from? TalonPlays: dc SoSo123: Washington, D.C.? TalonPlays: no, freaking north korea dc woorich999: DCRK
woorich999: if you're missing a building, you can quickly get a RichPlus Fuel Station in your town SoaPuffball: nah SoaPuffball: already have 10 time2makemymove: TEN FUEL STATIONS?!?!?!?!? time2makemymove: jk woorich999: lol woorich999: someone gets councillor with ten gas stations and calls it Rest Stop time2mamemymove: lel SoaPuffball: xD
woorich999: build that A-road chiefbozx: woorich i will when your plans start making sense
MaxStewartS: Tp me to woo plz woorich999: staff are not a taxi service max
woorich999: You can't break me; I already snorted everything
woorich999 fell from a high place woorich999 (in Mumble): I'm suing IntraRail.
xplayman
- This is why we can't have nice things
- I was the first one to get member status
- D@#$it Chief!
Yellowitcher
CaptainChimpy: Guys, I know AP's real name! Someone: I assume there is A and P in it? Someone else: Adam... Parker? CaptainChimpy: No :P (After a while) Yellowitcher: Arry Potter?
Soso123: Guys do you like Freedon? MegaMC: Yes. Yellowitcher: No thanks, I'd rather be a slave :P
Yellowitcher: Who wants a fat in Lutetia? Yellowitcher: *flat* SoSo123: me Yellowitcher: to SoSo123: I will still buy some fat SoSo123: I'm so skinny
Yoshilover_man
- Yoshi: I GOT SUPPORTER | Kitty: now u can spam the chat everyday with bold colors like cody does! | Yoshi: YAY
- why are there so many sad words that start with S?
yoshininja
- what is bangin? (after robang says hi)
zaxbyschicken
cgc747: sorry, relog. zaxbyschicken I want to relog *zaxbyschicken has left the game* *zaxbyschicken has joined the game* zaxbyschicken: What is the point of Relog? hntredtie: To help ease major lag cgc747: My computer had a lag attack a minute ago. zaxbyschicken: Then I just did a Pointles Relog cgc747: XD
zomghi5
SoaPuffball: but there's bleach zomghi5: SHOTS! zomghi5: Nvm zomghi5: Wait, please tell me you can drink it
Adrien_07
Adrien_07: But soon Adrien_07: This hotel will be a franchise XtremeCoder: ... XtremeCoder: that not how it works Adrien_07: And I have Apple Store, but not really a franchise XtremeCoder: u need a franchise for citizen XtremeCoder: if i am correct Adrien_07: A franchise is a shop, a restaurant, a hotel.... XtremeCoder: hotel != franchise XtremeCoder: a empty shop != franchise
[Broadcast] / Console / [Server] / MRTMusicBot / [Lottery]
At the exact same time:
- CortesiRaccoon joined the game.
- QueenSmae joined the game.
- VernCow joined the game.
- I just sliced your head, James
[broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs [broadcast] <plugDJ link> autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus! [broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo
autobus22: broadcast, want a hug from a cactus again? I don't accept these prices! [Broadcast] Nao, auto, naooo
[Trustee] Amtrak_pug: anyone vanished [Broadcast] nope
[Broadcast] People still in: [Broadcast] nopro_, jphgolf4321, and jphgolf4321! [Senator] Narnia17: wat [Councillor] Skelezomperman: LOL [Mod] Just_robinho: Wat? [Mod] jphgolf1234 i win twice? [Broadcast] woops [Broadcast] i derp [Senator] RLcrafters: fantastic [Senator] Narnia17: 11/8 yoshi [Broadcast] derp derp derp [Broadcast] nopro_, jphgolf4321, and Just_robinho are left!
- [Broadcast] lets play "who the heck is on broadcast" game
[Broadcast] GSM will be soon [Senator] mine_man_: "soon" [Councillor] CaptainChimpy: yayyy [Councillor] CaptainChimpy: lol [Broadcast] just kidding april fools [Mayor+] ArdyDuck: LOL [Councillor] CaptainChimpy: naoooo [Mayor] camelfantasy: clarify "soon" [Senator] mine_man_: but its august... [Broadcast] just kidding it's not april [Mayor] camelfantasy: its not april [Mayor+] TonyTajiri: A few weeks [Mayor] camelfantasy: save that for then [Councillor] CaptainChimpy: time to find out! [Broadcast] now you're confused good
Player Console (Chiefbozx) kicked godzilltrain for go to bed
[Mayor+] ArdyDuck: what technology will people mover use? [Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: idk [Mayor] MeetMeInSpace: lol [Broadcast] banana
(Discord #general) KevinTheLlama15: !summon MRTMusicBot: stop summoning me in this channel MRTMusicBot: im already in the Random Interludes Channel KevinTheLlama15: LOL WUT Camelfantasy: OMG the MRTMusicBot is SENTIENT
- Player Console kicked MinecraftYoshi26 for You have been kicked for idling more then 10 mins. Have a nice day..
Ardy: marry me server Server: nao
- [Server]: Hello I'm an 6687kittycat.What's your name?
- [Broadcast]: Notice, thank you for noticing this new notice. Your noticing it has been noted.
AlikSong was sleeping and left MC running for 14 hours. Then...
- Player Console kicked AlikSong for Sleep well :).
[Derpy_Melon (me) -> Console] is this Tom, BTB, Frozen, or Frumple? [Console -> Derpy_Melon (me)] does it matter?
ModernArt left the game. Player Console kicked ModernArt for You have been kicked for idling more then 10 mins.. [Broadcast]: What a Modern kick!
- [Broadcast]: Reminder: Worldedits will not be granted during the GSM: Staff will be too busy discussing road proposals and/or fighting to the death over Tacos
- [Broadcast] wheres the lamb SAUCE>> (Click for the full conversation!)
- [Broadcast] big lag, big canal. prepare to die. (Referring to Kastle's canal worldedit)
- SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES (in a random time)
[Broadcast] MclaurenMaster, [Broadcast] You are now a contestant on... [Broadcast] Wordedit School! MclaurenMaster left the game Five minutes later... MclaurenMaster joined the game [Broadcast] Attention [Broadcast] The W/E school admissions committee would like to congratulate MclaurenMaster on admission to WordEdit School! MclaurenMaster left the game A minute later... MclaurenMaster joined the game The WordEdit School admissions committee would also like to congratulate fffelix_jan and Kel5 on admission! [Broadcast] ffelix_jan has FAILED WorldEdit School!!!! [Broadcast] BUT he might remedy himself. Stay tuned
[Server] ----------- ATTENTION! ----------- [Server] The server will restart in 15 minutes! [Server] Starting save... SnowPuffball_ joined the game. [Server] --------------------------------
sesese9: (in Mumble): I'm not going to win the lottery... [Server]: Congrats to sesese9 for winning.... Music3_0: what? KittyCat11231: wow sesese9: lol
bryce_am left the game. [Lottery] Congratulations to bryce_am for winning $122!
[Lottery] ModernArt just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 1s [Lottery] Congratulations to ModernArt for winning $206! [Lottery] There was a total of 20 players buying 93 tickets!
*when the milkman is mentioned* [Server] SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP ... [Server] SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
(SoaPuffball and megascatterbomb are boxing camelfanasy, who is known for "nuking" Bakersville) SoaPuffball: a nuke SoaPuffball: preferable sponsored by Bakersville [Broadcast] ride fred rail
KittyCat11231: hey kastle you should get in mumble [Broadcast]: kaslte mumbl
[Server] ----------- ATTENTION! ----------- [Mayor] SoaPuffball: ride the mrt [Server] The server will restart in 15 minutes! [Server] Starting save... _Lego_ left the game. [Server] -------------------------------- [Mayor] SoaPuffball: jungle line edition
InfamousColumbia: Prisoner 2187 is not here!!! [Server] Error: Prisoner 404 not found
SoaPuffball: camellllllllllllll [Broadcast] CAAAMEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!! woorich999: CAMEEEEELLLL!!!!!!! woorich999: CAMEEEEELLLLAAAAAA CAAABBBBEEELLLLOOOO!!!!!!! frogggggg: WHAATHASSSHAPPENEDTOOSOCIETYYYY??????????
(frog is offline) frogggggg has left the game. Player Console kicked frogggggg for being offline for more than 60 minutes. autobus22: 0_0 nicrats: rip frogggggg joined the game. SoaPuffball: wait wat
Tom_Pairs: and I don't win [LOTTERY] Congratulations for Tom_Pairs for winning $701! [LOTTERY] There was a total of 30 players buying 601 tickets
(during GSM, two mods controlling Broadcast) [Broadcast] Pineapple on pizza good FACT [Broadcast] no [Broadcast] BS [Broadcast] yes [Broadcast] broadcast drunk today [Broadcast] Pineapple on pizza is a warnable offence
(soa trying to load baltop) ---- Balancetop -- Page 11/708 --- 90. PamelaJacosqui, $2,960.05 91. JTrain77, $2,929.51 92. Duechayapol, $2,890.60 93. lil_shadow59, $2,886.50 Top Balances (3/27/19 1:25 AM) 94. Cortesi, $2,849.55 95. Toaro, $2,743.60 ---- Balancetop -- Pake 12/708 96. Architect_21, $2,651.11 99. nktrain, $2,552.78 97. Ardlyn, $2,619.88 100. AlikSong, $2,528.17 98. SoaPuffball, $2,594.70 101. angelzer0, $2,4688.77 Type /balancetop 12 to read the next page. 102. TMEVs, $2,440.84 103. moriaofchimes, $2,253.16 104. Leo_2807, $2,248.21 105. Vennefly, $2,232.10
/warp info viewable Error parsing arguments: No such warp 'at'. Did you mean 'republicgates'?
Unknown
Note: if person is known, please move the quote to its proper location.
*[Member] is no longer afk* *[Member] is now afk* [Member]: Hi [Member 2]: Huh?
- [Member]: lala's gone lala (after seeing a station lalaboy created)
- [Member]: You have been...Chiefboxed! (afk box by Chief)
- [Member]: You have been...lalaboxed! (afk box by lalaboy)
To whoever posted without adding a signature, please be sure to add ~~~~ (four tildes) to the end of your post so it signs for you. Just my grammar-and-formatting-nazi comment. Soleurs (talk) 13:10, 4 November 2016 (EDT) Sure thing.
[Member]: I am going to make a fidget spinner shop *A mod kills the member [Citizen] SoaPuffball why did you kill hin for the fidget spinner shop? [Mod]: Because fidget spinners are a no-no [Member]: I am going to make a fidget spinner shop and no one can stop or kill me! *A mod kills him again
- Claiming Simulator would be a fun game. (during the October 2017 GSM Pre-Q&A)
- get out of that chunk! (while Hightech_TR is in the Mail Center, he quoted it later)
- if you withhold my right to the internet i will withhold your right to life
- Appleton has a twitter for its airport (in Mumble)
- 7886kiddycart (in Mumble)