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=={{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}==
 
=={{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}==
* Use the forks!
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* no! bad yoshi!
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*Use the forks!
* follow da rulez
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*no! bad yoshi!
* give me kissie!
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*follow da rulez
* damn - ''When someone joins and he was writing the same message as another user''
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*give me kissie!
* Ok, time to do somethig! I'm going to dial the pizzaservice
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*damn - ''When someone joins and he was writing the same message as another user''
 +
*Ok, time to do somethig! I'm going to dial the pizzaservice
 
*''(In Mumble)'' Let me guess, he (the guest) is stuck. [Guest] help! im stuck in a block
 
*''(In Mumble)'' Let me guess, he (the guest) is stuck. [Guest] help! im stuck in a block
* ''(While talking with Cortesi about a 3D animation of himself)'' I have a tv on my head so ya
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*''(While talking with Cortesi about a 3D animation of himself)'' I have a tv on my head so ya
* "Dont mind my head" -{{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}
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*"Dont mind my head" -{{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}
* DCampite is a girl btw (after DCampite said "Shirin_Maya is a girl btw")
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*DCampite is a girl btw (after DCampite said "Shirin_Maya is a girl btw")
  
 
  (dragonbloon419 is stating w/e commands in chat)
 
  (dragonbloon419 is stating w/e commands in chat)
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=={{u|0x10}}==
 
=={{u|0x10}}==
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*Ouchawalogen takaschin
 
*Ouchawalogen takaschin
  
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  Citybuilder_ don'g
 
  Citybuilder_ don'g
  
== 34lynx72 ==
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*it's not christmas without a little arson
 +
 
 +
==34lynx72==
 +
 
 
*guests can fly now?
 
*guests can fly now?
  
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=={{u|AdoboAndRice}}==
 
=={{u|AdoboAndRice}}==
* Cake
 
* its not spam... its cake
 
* not the cake!!
 
* We're making.... cupcakes.
 
* im cooking yoshi (during Thomasfyfe's BBQ)
 
* (Hawks asks how many girlfriends Yoshi has) Adobo: Yoshi is a pimp!
 
* My texture pack makes this cow look like Chewbacca.
 
  
== AEhub ==
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*Cake
 +
*its not spam... its cake
 +
*not the cake!!
 +
*We're making.... cupcakes.
 +
*im cooking yoshi (during Thomasfyfe's BBQ)
 +
*(Hawks asks how many girlfriends Yoshi has) Adobo: Yoshi is a pimp!
 +
*My texture pack makes this cow look like Chewbacca.
 +
 
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==AEhub==
 
  *when talking about GSM*
 
  *when talking about GSM*
 
  it's held once a mountain
 
  it's held once a mountain
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==AgustinSuarez==
 
==AgustinSuarez==
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*was trying to use a boat... holy cow! this is like, goodness! i do not have my driver's license and i just saw why, not even capable to parallel park a boat on minecraft......
 
*was trying to use a boat... holy cow! this is like, goodness! i do not have my driver's license and i just saw why, not even capable to parallel park a boat on minecraft......
  
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  Airplane320 has left the game
 
  Airplane320 has left the game
 
  SigmaTheEnigma: o o f
 
  SigmaTheEnigma: o o f
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=={{u|Airplaneguy9}}==
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{{color|gray|[Discord]}} Airplaneguy9: I was tricked into a furry roleplay with my bestie
 +
{{color|gray|[Discord]}} Airplaneguy9: f in chat
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{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} Cookie46910: ummmmmm
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{{color|red|[Admin+]}} MinecraftYoshi26: as long as you had fun
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{{color|green|[Senator+]}} KittyCat11231: invite cort next time
 +
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{{color|teal|[Trustee]}} Airplaneguy9: wait so you are allowed to be picky with w/es and be mad when your build is a block too far left
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{{color|teal|[Trustee]}} Airplaneguy9: nice
 +
{{color|blue|[Mayor]}} i____7d: . . .
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{{color|teal|[Trustee]}} Airplaneguy9: heaven wants my blood now
 +
{{color|teal|[Trustee]}} Airplaneguy9: nice
 +
{{color|orange|[Mod+]}} _HeavenAngel_: wait what
  
 
==aldee110==
 
==aldee110==
* Just_robinho: oh that's nice, teleport into a girl :P | aldee110: I'm not quite sure how I should take that...
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*Just_robinho: oh that's nice, teleport into a girl :P | aldee110: I'm not quite sure how I should take that...
  
 
==Aldranster50==
 
==Aldranster50==
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*buttransport me
 
*buttransport me
  
=={{u|AlfiePops}}==
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=={{u|Aliksong}}==
  [Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: What's a good name for a diner?
 
  [Mayor+] AlfiePops: Dave's Diner?
 
  [Mayor+] AlfiePops: Dom's Diner?
 
  [Councillor+] CondinYT: minecraft_diner
 
  [Member+] nicrats: FredTheDiner
 
  [Member+] nicrats: FredTheFoodLord
 
  [Mayor+] AlfiePops: Xx_Minecraft_Diner_xX
 
  [Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: What's a good name for a pizza restaraunt?
 
  [Member+] nicrats: FredThePizzaRestaurant
 
  [Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: seriously
 
  [Mayor+] AlfiePops: time2thinkofadinername
 
  [Premier+] Cortesi: FredThePizzaLord
 
  [Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: Mamma mia, thatsa terrible name
 
  [Mod+] unjinz: Mamma Mia Diner
 
  [Senator+] FredTheTimeLord: <insert hand gestures>
 
 
 
== {{u|Aliksong}} ==
 
 
  Alik: Atleast i might get an award
 
  Alik: Atleast i might get an award
 
  Alik: For being on more then 1 year, and not having a funny quote yet lol
 
  Alik: For being on more then 1 year, and not having a funny quote yet lol
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  SoaPuffball: * slow clap
 
  SoaPuffball: * slow clap
  
== {{u|AlphaDS}} ==
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=={{u|AlphaDS}}==
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*Im so sad i dont have funny quotes
 
*Im so sad i dont have funny quotes
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  {{color|orange|[Mod+]}}{{color|gray|Echohue:}} I’ll sell this tree to you for 1,022$ alpha
 
  {{color|orange|[Mod+]}}{{color|gray|Echohue:}} I’ll sell this tree to you for 1,022$ alpha
 
  {{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} Which tree
 
  {{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} Which tree
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  {{color|orange|No one is listening to you}}
 
  {{color|orange|No one is listening to you}}
 
  {{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} no one is listening to you ok boomer
 
  {{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} no one is listening to you ok boomer
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*{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} subwoofer lullaby is as bad as disk 13 and cave sounds
 
*{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}}{{color|gray|AlphaDS:}} subwoofer lullaby is as bad as disk 13 and cave sounds
== {{u|Amber_Pine}} ==
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 +
AlphaDS: echo i'll buy a tree for $0.01
 +
Echohue: ok
 +
Echohue: take your pick
 +
AlphaDS: ok
 +
AlphaDS: which are for sale
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Echohue: according to the 2019 tree census there's 9,422 trees for sale
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AlphaDS: oooo
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AlphaDS: can you pick a tree for me
 +
Echohue: ok
 +
Echohue: how about this one
 +
AlphaDS: good
 +
AlphaDS: ty
 +
Echohue: yw
 +
 
 +
=={{u|Amber_Pine}}==
 
  Amber_Pine: how come you're Mayor buddy?
 
  Amber_Pine: how come you're Mayor buddy?
 
  SoaPuffball: three mayor towns
 
  SoaPuffball: three mayor towns
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==_AngelAlexander_==
 
==_AngelAlexander_==
* Application for memer (meant to be member)
 
  
== _AngelKevin_ ==
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*Application for memer (meant to be member)
 +
 
 +
==_AngelKevin_==
 +
 
 
*watch out for my body rolls
 
*watch out for my body rolls
  
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  _AngelKevin_: so the city can move?
 
  _AngelKevin_: so the city can move?
  
==AppleGamer123==
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=={{u|AP_Red}}==
{{rank|member}} AppleGamer123: There a pile of clothes next to me and it looks like Groot...Scaring me
 
  
[P4] AppleGamer123: OwO Owner rank color
 
[P4] AppleGamer123: I feel like Frumples rank
 
[P4] AppleGamer123: Im going to keep this
 
[P4] Frumple: *looks in project4*
 
[P4] Frumple: what is going on here?
 
[P4] AppleGamer123: Im one with Frumple
 
[P4] AppleGamer123: yes
 
[P4] SoaPuffball: no you're not
 
[P4] AppleGamer123: We all are
 
[P4] AppleGamer123: until he leaves
 
 
=={{u|AP_Red}}==
 
 
*''Most online are Brits'' "It's the invasion of the Europeans!"
 
*''Most online are Brits'' "It's the invasion of the Europeans!"
 
*''(In Mumble)'' I am not Scottish! I'm from LEEDS! L-E-E-D-S! In't north of England"
 
*''(In Mumble)'' I am not Scottish! I'm from LEEDS! L-E-E-D-S! In't north of England"
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  jamess__: Should I become a tiktoker?
 
  jamess__: Should I become a tiktoker?
 
  AP_Red: James, that's just being called a clock.
 
  AP_Red: James, that's just being called a clock.
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lil_shadow59: YOSHI
 +
autobus22: YOSHKADOSH
 +
Cookie46910: yoshi
 +
Frumple: notice me senpai
 +
EliteNeon: Y O S H I !
 +
AP_Red: yoshi is currently engagged, please hang up and try again later
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KittyCat11231: engagged
 +
AlfiePops: engagged lol
 +
Frumple: yoshi is gagged? oh boy
 +
 +
{{color|blue|[Mayor+]}} London150: I've had 5 kicks this week!
 +
{{color|yellow|London150 left the game}}
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{{color|orange|Player}} {{color|red|AP_Red}} {{color|orange|kicked player}} {{color|red|London150}} {{color|orange|for Make that six.}}
  
 
=={{u|BaronTB|BaronThamesBank}}==
 
=={{u|BaronTB|BaronThamesBank}}==
* DieNexus! ''When DasNexus says: "Bacon.. Eh Baron"''
+
 
 +
*DieNexus! ''When DasNexus says: "Bacon.. Eh Baron"''
 +
 
 
  Baron: Hi Bestie [Bestmate66]
 
  Baron: Hi Bestie [Bestmate66]
 
  AP_Red: <- thinks of BBT  [Big Bang Theory]
 
  AP_Red: <- thinks of BBT  [Big Bang Theory]
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  AP_Red joined the game
 
  AP_Red joined the game
  
== {{u|Architect_21}} ==
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=={{u|Architect_21}}==
 
  I hate the RAVENS
 
  I hate the RAVENS
 
  I havent died yet :PPPP
 
  I havent died yet :PPPP
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  Architect_21: Floridian Bread Airlines
 
  Architect_21: Floridian Bread Airlines
 
  Architect_21: someone should start that.
 
  Architect_21: someone should start that.
 
  
 
  (Architect goes AFK thinking he left and closed Minecraft)
 
  (Architect goes AFK thinking he left and closed Minecraft)
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  Architect_21: I assure you I have no feathers
 
  Architect_21: I assure you I have no feathers
  
== ArizTrad ==
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==ArizTrad==
 
  (talking about chief's form)
 
  (talking about chief's form)
 
  ArizTrad: The answers don't matter as 'falcon' can be submitted as answers for every single question.
 
  ArizTrad: The answers don't matter as 'falcon' can be submitted as answers for every single question.
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=={{u|bestmate66|Atlanta}}==
 
=={{u|bestmate66|Atlanta}}==
* Let me know if you need a translation, living in the UK I am fluent in both English and American and Yorkshire.
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 +
*Let me know if you need a translation, living in the UK I am fluent in both English and American and Yorkshire.
  
 
  best: Ah, licky.
 
  best: Ah, licky.
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  Best: Isn't that s Suburb of London?
 
  Best: Isn't that s Suburb of London?
  
== {{u|autobus|autobus22}} ==
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=={{u|autobus|autobus22}}==
* Goed xD back on english. (if DasNexus talks his only dutch question that he knows)
+
 
* Minecraft creature named YOSHI!
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*Goed xD back on english. (if DasNexus talks his only dutch question that he knows)
 +
*Minecraft creature named YOSHI!
 +
 
 
  * Tgis id Gid Goude.
 
  * Tgis id Gid Goude.
 
  * Dangit grammar skrewup!  
 
  * Dangit grammar skrewup!  
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  * DANGIT
 
  * DANGIT
 
  * "autobus22" has left the game
 
  * "autobus22" has left the game
* This sucks like potatos that are allergic for potatos!
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 +
*This sucks like potatos that are allergic for potatos!
  
 
  what da sh*t
 
  what da sh*t
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  sorry sorry
 
  sorry sorry
  
* Yoshi so you will that I dont do a tournament
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*Yoshi so you will that I dont do a tournament
 +
 
 
  * Yoshi jumps on redstone
 
  * Yoshi jumps on redstone
 
  autobus: Dont touch my redsotne otherwise the machine will explode
 
  autobus: Dont touch my redsotne otherwise the machine will explode
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  autobus left the game
 
  autobus left the game
  
* Ugh iam stupid to ask that....
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*Ugh iam stupid to ask that....
  
 
  autobus: echo don't remove that wile tunneling, i gna make a patio
 
  autobus: echo don't remove that wile tunneling, i gna make a patio
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  Echominer: you can do that :P
 
  Echominer: you can do that :P
  
* Hope this airport likes fish, its packed like a sardine XD
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*Hope this airport likes fish, its packed like a sardine XD
  
 
  [broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs
 
  [broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs
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  autobus22: is that a synonym to vagina?
 
  autobus22: is that a synonym to vagina?
  
* On Mumble: Pleasure Plate
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*On Mumble: Pleasure Plate
  
 
  (after trying to tp to RednaxAP)
 
  (after trying to tp to RednaxAP)
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  hvt2011: :x:
 
  hvt2011: :x:
  
== Awsomekeldeo ==
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==Awsomekeldeo==
 
  Awsomekeldeo: wat
 
  Awsomekeldeo: wat
 
  hvt2011: wat
 
  hvt2011: wat
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=={{u|Benie}}==
 
=={{u|Benie}}==
* For the ''last'' time, there's '''no''' I-03! It's ''I-3''! (for people that forget all freeways with an 0 in them are related to I-0)
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* Annnddddddd... screenshotted.
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*For the ''last'' time, there's '''no''' I-03! It's ''I-3''! (for people that forget all freeways with an 0 in them are related to I-0)
* I hate working with angles in Minecraft.
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*Annnddddddd... screenshotted.
* Oh dear...
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*I hate working with angles in Minecraft.
* Unlike Boss and the airport, I'll have this done in no time.
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*Oh dear...
* Oonks! (when zwxe comes on Mumble, it sounds like "oonks" in Text-to-Speech)
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*Unlike Boss and the airport, I'll have this done in no time.
* Tom, do you want me to facepalm? Because I will.
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*Oonks! (when zwxe comes on Mumble, it sounds like "oonks" in Text-to-Speech)
* Oooookay...
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*Tom, do you want me to facepalm? Because I will.
* Shasta, Natural Selection is great and all, but it doesn't mean you have to spam the chat with death logs...
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*Oooookay...
* Ahem!.. (after catching godzilltrain singing in Mumble)
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*Shasta, Natural Selection is great and all, but it doesn't mean you have to spam the chat with death logs...
* *Benie shocked Soleurs* (the first time I ever got to use /shock as a Mod)
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*Ahem!.. (after catching godzilltrain singing in Mumble)
* Nasty, dirty bird. :P (talking about _MajorMagpie_ and his bird poop)
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*<nowiki>*Benie shocked Soleurs* (the first time I ever got to use /shock as a Mod)</nowiki>
* Robin's Hill is in Upside Down Terrorist world. You have to drive on the ''left'' side of the road. Ick.
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*Nasty, dirty bird. :P (talking about _MajorMagpie_ and his bird poop)
* So.., yeah! (when I just can't think of anything else to say)
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*Robin's Hill is in Upside Down Terrorist world. You have to drive on the ''left'' side of the road. Ick.
* Why am I not surprised?
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*So.., yeah! (when I just can't think of anything else to say)
* I'm shocked. *You have been shocked by chiefbozx.*
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*Why am I not surprised?
* Boss: we need to fill cheif's office with Complete Terminus Connect Signs - Benie: Says Mr 7+ months doing an Airport. :)
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*I'm shocked. *You have been shocked by chiefbozx.*
* You mean BossOfDelays, right? (new nickname for Boss)
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*Boss: we need to fill cheif's office with Complete Terminus Connect Signs - Benie: Says Mr 7+ months doing an Airport. :)
* *Soleurs sings a Marry Poppins song in Mumble* ENOUGH!! I'm going to chim-chimaree your face! D:
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*You mean BossOfDelays, right? (new nickname for Boss)
* Random wool block on my road? What is this madness?!
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*<nowiki>*Soleurs sings a Marry Poppins song in Mumble* ENOUGH!! I'm going to chim-chimaree your face! D:</nowiki>
 +
*Random wool block on my road? What is this madness?!
 +
 
 
  suppoe: Me too. I love ruining other people's gaming experience. :D :P
 
  suppoe: Me too. I love ruining other people's gaming experience. :D :P
 
  Benie: Work for EA, then.
 
  Benie: Work for EA, then.
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  italadz57: Our horses are purebred.  That's why they're so quick.
 
  italadz57: Our horses are purebred.  That's why they're so quick.
 
  Benie: You mean spawned, not purebred.
 
  Benie: You mean spawned, not purebred.
* Oh snap! (mostly used in Mumble)
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* *catching someone singing in Mumble and a Mod is on* Move him! MOVE HIM!! (Relating to the Random Musical Interludes channel)
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*Oh snap! (mostly used in Mumble)
* Don't be going AFKAWOL on me, boi! (trying to talk to Boss but keeps going AFK on him)
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*<nowiki>*catching someone singing in Mumble and a Mod is on* Move him! MOVE HIM!! (Relating to the Random Musical Interludes channel)</nowiki>
* *sees hawks going AFK near him* Time to get the wrapping paper... (about to AFK Box hawks in a present during Christmas 2013)
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*Don't be going AFKAWOL on me, boi! (trying to talk to Boss but keeps going AFK on him)
* Oh my god, it's a rare Boss!
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*<nowiki>*sees hawks going AFK near him* Time to get the wrapping paper... (about to AFK Box hawks in a present during Christmas 2013)</nowiki>
* *hearing Chief shocking* The National Weather Service in the MRT has issued a Severe ThunderChief Warning, effective until Chief logs off. Doppler Radar detected a Severe ThunderChief moving across the server at 9001 Miles Per Hour, shocking random people and laughing. Persons in these areas should be alert of being further shocked. Stay indoors until the threat has passed.
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*Oh my god, it's a rare Boss!
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*<nowiki>*hearing Chief shocking* The National Weather Service in the MRT has issued a Severe ThunderChief Warning, effective until Chief logs off. Doppler Radar detected a Severe ThunderChief moving across the server at 9001 Miles Per Hour, shocking random people and laughing. Persons in these areas should be alert of being further shocked. Stay indoors until the threat has passed.</nowiki>
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  enjineer30302: call me paul
 
  enjineer30302: call me paul
 
  Benie: enjineer's name is now paul.
 
  Benie: enjineer's name is now paul.
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  enjineer30302: WHAT
 
  enjineer30302: WHAT
 
  enjineer30302: WHY
 
  enjineer30302: WHY
* Wait. No way. You seriously got the Orange Line done before the airport? (to Robin announcing the completion of the Orange Line)
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* "Wait, one more" is the fear of every Mod.
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*Wait. No way. You seriously got the Orange Line done before the airport? (to Robin announcing the completion of the Orange Line)
* Benie drops a pin. It makes a sound
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*"Wait, one more" is the fear of every Mod.
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*Benie drops a pin. It makes a sound
  
 
  [Guest]: mike offices
 
  [Guest]: mike offices
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  mjpwwf: owie
 
  mjpwwf: owie
  
== bensismith ==
+
==bensismith==
 
  ''when autobus22 asked bensismith to be a tpa beacon:''
 
  ''when autobus22 asked bensismith to be a tpa beacon:''
 
  bensismith: poof!
 
  bensismith: poof!
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  bensismith: its contagious poofing!
 
  bensismith: its contagious poofing!
  
== {{u|Bern Cow|BernCow}} ==
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=={{u|Bern Cow|BernCow}}==
 
  Miner: kitty can i haave a house instead of a condom in kitiana
 
  Miner: kitty can i haave a house instead of a condom in kitiana
 
  Kitty: LOLOLOLOLOL XD
 
  Kitty: LOLOLOLOLOL XD
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*you sceam exterminate twice and everyone thinks your a dalek No ardy i am DAVROS
 
*you sceam exterminate twice and everyone thinks your a dalek No ardy i am DAVROS
 +
 
  Amtrak: KITTY WAS THIS YOUR AFK BOX
 
  Amtrak: KITTY WAS THIS YOUR AFK BOX
 
  Kitty: lala did it :P
 
  Kitty: lala did it :P
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*my fish tore is being attacked by very threatening villagers
 
*my fish tore is being attacked by very threatening villagers
* kuukuna ratata
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*kuukuna ratata
  
 
  i saw a road sign today one of the electronic ones saying "changing lanes use ya blinkah"
 
  i saw a road sign today one of the electronic ones saying "changing lanes use ya blinkah"
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=={{u|BlockMan1533}}==
 
=={{u|BlockMan1533}}==
* chiefbozx what can members do?
 
* I'm on Creative and you want to charge me?
 
* hey i see myself on dynmap!
 
* chief, you're the owner, right?
 
* i wuv dynmap
 
* frumple will hear about this (after Benie tells him to use alternate means of transport instead of the MRT)
 
  
== BluemontBoy ==
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*chiefbozx what can members do?
* IT BURNZZZZZZZ (After Yoshi's Massive WorldEdit 9 Dec 2013)
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*I'm on Creative and you want to charge me?
 +
*hey i see myself on dynmap!
 +
*chief, you're the owner, right?
 +
*i wuv dynmap
 +
*frumple will hear about this (after Benie tells him to use alternate means of transport instead of the MRT)
 +
 
 +
==BluemontBoy==
 +
 
 +
*IT BURNZZZZZZZ (After Yoshi's Massive WorldEdit 9 Dec 2013)
  
 
=={{u|bnsfninja}}==
 
=={{u|bnsfninja}}==
 +
 
*(Was promoted to Councillor) My nametag just got bluer!
 
*(Was promoted to Councillor) My nametag just got bluer!
  
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=={{u|BossOfGames}}==
 
=={{u|BossOfGames}}==
* I need all mods on deck!
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* Quick question...
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*I need all mods on deck!
* This is going to be the biggest thing on the server.
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*Quick question...
* CHIEF!!!! *after getting randomly shocked by Chief*
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*This is going to be the biggest thing on the server.
* Actually...
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*CHIEF!!!! *after getting randomly shocked by Chief*
* Frumple, can we troll Chief's office?
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*Actually...
* Guys, let's all send Frumple spam mail.
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*Frumple, can we troll Chief's office?
* I would like to dedicate this project to Benie, he can now take my delayed builds description off the staff board (during the MRT Convention Center opening ceremony)
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*Guys, let's all send Frumple spam mail.
* WOOOOO STAFF PARTY
+
*I would like to dedicate this project to Benie, he can now take my delayed builds description off the staff board (during the MRT Convention Center opening ceremony)
* I lurk in the shadows (After accidentally using chat while fake quit)
+
*WOOOOO STAFF PARTY
 +
*I lurk in the shadows (After accidentally using chat while fake quit)
 +
 
 
  Autobus: can i expand the road form your town to autocity
 
  Autobus: can i expand the road form your town to autocity
 
  boss: no iam gonna build a district there
 
  boss: no iam gonna build a district there
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  Autobus: Oh? Found no claim signs.....
 
  Autobus: Oh? Found no claim signs.....
 
  * BossOfGames left the game *
 
  * BossOfGames left the game *
* I don't know what i'm doing right now.
+
 
 +
*I don't know what i'm doing right now.
  
 
=={{u|Brom|brombrombromley}}==
 
=={{u|Brom|brombrombromley}}==
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*Miney May I please have a gate at your computer?
 
*Miney May I please have a gate at your computer?
  
== {{u|bryce_am}} ==
+
=={{u|bryce_am}}==
 
  ** in Mumble **
 
  ** in Mumble **
 
  bryce_am: so you are going to bed but you sister is listening to Sharkesha
 
  bryce_am: so you are going to bed but you sister is listening to Sharkesha
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=={{u|bspells}}==
 
=={{u|bspells}}==
* ugh... so hard to play mc and eat a burrito at the same time...
+
 
* *bspells is untangling his 15-foot long [insert complicated name here] wire
+
*ugh... so hard to play mc and eat a burrito at the same time...
* (On Mumble) YES I KNOW YOU CAN SMELL ME! (After MC_Protocol plays the "I can smell you" Morgan Freeman clip)
+
*<nowiki>*bspells is untangling his 15-foot long [insert complicated name here] wire</nowiki>
 +
*(On Mumble) YES I KNOW YOU CAN SMELL ME! (After MC_Protocol plays the "I can smell you" Morgan Freeman clip)
  
 
==ByteMega==
 
==ByteMega==
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  [ByteMega -> me] *annexes your town
 
  [ByteMega -> me] *annexes your town
  
== {{u|cal76}} ==
+
=={{u|cal76}}==
  
* (to Skele after he changed his skin) You got your red collared shit back (meant to say shirt)
+
*(to Skele after he changed his skin) You got your red collared shit back (meant to say shirt)
  
 
  JamesGaming: Cal?
 
  JamesGaming: Cal?
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*we must report you to frumple by pinging him in staff emergency 3 times
 
*we must report you to frumple by pinging him in staff emergency 3 times
 +
 +
camelfantasy: i am the senate
 +
MistleSoa: no
 +
MistleSoa: i am the senate
 +
camelfantasy: it's treason then
  
 
==Camelicano==
 
==Camelicano==
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==Canadian_K9==
 
==Canadian_K9==
* do i count as a girl, cause i sure act like one
+
 
* jax, stop rubbing agaist frumple
+
*do i count as a girl, cause i sure act like one
* i feel like I have just been shused by a hobo (after being shused by {{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}})
+
*jax, stop rubbing agaist frumple
 +
*i feel like I have just been shused by a hobo (after being shused by {{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}})
 +
 
 
  x Frumple is now AFK
 
  x Frumple is now AFK
 
  Canadian_K9: AFK BOX HIM!!
 
  Canadian_K9: AFK BOX HIM!!
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  [Citizen] dope_cheese: gopher gg
 
  [Citizen] dope_cheese: gopher gg
 
  [Citizen] dope_cheese: yeah screw u darmok
 
  [Citizen] dope_cheese: yeah screw u darmok
  [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: darmok is like an old granny sometimes'''
+
  [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: darmok is like an old granny sometimes
 
  [Mayor] Sirots: lol
 
  [Mayor] Sirots: lol
 
  [Citizen] dope_cheese: lol
 
  [Citizen] dope_cheese: lol
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  mjpwwf: just now
 
  mjpwwf: just now
  
* (While Starcubed and Chimpy are contesting city hall floors) This is starting to sound like some bloody kids' counting game.
+
*(While Starcubed and Chimpy are contesting city hall floors) This is starting to sound like some bloody kids' counting game.
  
 
  (When lala's anime is downloading)
 
  (When lala's anime is downloading)
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  CaptainChimpy: I see you were kicked out of Italy, Mussolini style.
 
  CaptainChimpy: I see you were kicked out of Italy, Mussolini style.
  
* Hey Canal, wanna help me with the camel?<br>This was when Camelfantasy was helping CaptainChimpy build his <s>camel</s> canal but got the two words mixed up, like CaptainChimpy just did.
+
*Hey Canal, wanna help me with the camel?<br>This was when Camelfantasy was helping CaptainChimpy build his <s>camel</s> canal but got the two words mixed up, like CaptainChimpy just did.
  
 
  my friend dropped his bass today
 
  my friend dropped his bass today
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  .msg camel please funy quote that before it gets too much for my bairn
 
  .msg camel please funy quote that before it gets too much for my bairn
  
== CaptainObi==
+
==CaptainObi==
 
   Capt: Halp
 
   Capt: Halp
 
   0roc: do /spawn if you are stuck guest
 
   0roc: do /spawn if you are stuck guest
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   CaptainObi i ment my water bottle leaked
 
   CaptainObi i ment my water bottle leaked
 
   CaptainObi xD
 
   CaptainObi xD
 +
 +
[Bunker] CaptainObi: mistle tpa
 +
[Bunker] MistleSoa: later busy
 +
[Bunker] AlphaDS: missle
 +
[Bunker] MistleSoa: missile toe
 +
[Bunker] AlphaDS: oof
 +
[Bunker] CaptainObi: wait youre soa/
 +
[Bunker] MistleSoa: cutest pvz2 plant
 +
[Bunker] AlphaDS: no he is missle toe
 +
[Bunker] SoaPuffball: no i'm a misletoe dressed up as a diancie with a girl's mask
  
 
==CaptLincoln==
 
==CaptLincoln==
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==CarbonM14==
 
==CarbonM14==
* Wait this even where it supposed to go :P | Holy crap I can't even think today! (In a private message to {{u|bspells}})
 
  
== {{u|Casey Jones3|Casey_Jones3}} ==
+
*Wait this even where it supposed to go :P | Holy crap I can't even think today! (In a private message to {{u|bspells}})
 +
 
 +
=={{u|Casey Jones3|Casey_Jones3}}==
 
  {{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} {{color|gray|Casey_Jones3:}} I mean Ass as in asshold
 
  {{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} {{color|gray|Casey_Jones3:}} I mean Ass as in asshold
 
  {{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} {{color|gray|Casey_Jones3:}} ASSHOLe
 
  {{color|royalblue|[Councillor+]}} {{color|gray|Casey_Jones3:}} ASSHOLe
  
 
=={{u|chiefbozx}}==
 
=={{u|chiefbozx}}==
* Well. too. BAD!
+
 
* Don't ever trust me with a sign.
+
*Well. too. BAD!
* That's another clear sign I need to go to bed.
+
*Don't ever trust me with a sign.
* This is where Frumple rigs the votes.
+
*That's another clear sign I need to go to bed.
* Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing with WorldEdit...
+
*This is where Frumple rigs the votes.
* ...Right. I was not paying attention, as usual.
+
*Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing with WorldEdit...
* I'm not a troll, I'm a prankster. There's a big difference.
+
*...Right. I was not paying attention, as usual.
* Elpmurf!
+
*I'm not a troll, I'm a prankster. There's a big difference.
* DANGIT!
+
*Elpmurf!
* ... make sure everyone's hair is on fire.
+
*DANGIT!
* Staircase? NOPE! COMPASS!
+
*... make sure everyone's hair is on fire.
* What have I done? (Creating the wiki and noticing the funny quote page was the first one created)
+
*Staircase? NOPE! COMPASS!
* [Random Canadian Taco Monster] (A title for Frumple)
+
*What have I done? (Creating the wiki and noticing the funny quote page was the first one created)
* Good morning audience..
+
*[Random Canadian Taco Monster] (A title for Frumple)
* And the nominations for 'best reaction from a Thor Hammer' are...
+
*Good morning audience..
* OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
+
*And the nominations for 'best reaction from a Thor Hammer' are...
* I am listening to a BRSTM. Come back later.
+
*OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
* [Taco Thief] chiefbozx: All your tacos are belong to us! Mwahahaha!
+
*I am listening to a BRSTM. Come back later.
* You might want to move. Your face is about to get pasted in. (before pasting 100,000 blocks as WorldEdit)
+
*[Taco Thief] chiefbozx: All your tacos are belong to us! Mwahahaha!
* Random Mumble Advertisement | End Random Mumble Advertisement (as Broadcast)
+
*You might want to move. Your face is about to get pasted in. (before pasting 100,000 blocks as WorldEdit)
* chiefbozx is busy. Leave a message at the sound of the beep. *beep*
+
*Random Mumble Advertisement | End Random Mumble Advertisement (as Broadcast)
* Hi steve
+
*chiefbozx is busy. Leave a message at the sound of the beep. *beep*
* I expect a new skin. GET A BUNNY SKIN
+
*Hi steve
* I'm sorry. Can we be friends? :D
+
*I expect a new skin. GET A BUNNY SKIN
* (In mumble) Your face is why
+
*I'm sorry. Can we be friends? :D
* {{color|#f0f|Ping!}}
+
*(In mumble) Your face is why
* I just got an idea for an evil prank...
+
*{{color|#f0f|Ping!}}
* Ok folks, I'm off to ed. (meant to say bed)
+
*I just got an idea for an evil prank...
* Hooboy...
+
*Ok folks, I'm off to ed. (meant to say bed)
* Get off my desk! (to Just_robinho standing on Chief's desk at [[Studio Chief]])
+
*Hooboy...
* More bacon!! WOOO!! (Snapshot w32)
+
*Get off my desk! (to Just_robinho standing on Chief's desk at [[Studio Chief]])
* I logged onto MCMyAdmin and saw SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK DEATH DEATH DEATH (after April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
+
*More bacon!! WOOO!! (Snapshot w32)
* oh wait... frumple has taco weapons.
+
*I logged onto MCMyAdmin and saw SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK DEATH DEATH DEATH (after April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
* Lightning is fun
+
*oh wait... frumple has taco weapons.
 +
*Lightning is fun
 +
 
 
  _frozen: I made a perfect  MC circle!
 
  _frozen: I made a perfect  MC circle!
 
  chief:  THERE ARE NO CIRCLES IN MINECRAFT!!!
 
  chief:  THERE ARE NO CIRCLES IN MINECRAFT!!!
* (to random member) No, I will not go on a date with you
+
 
* (random member)! I just updated the (random wiki page) page on the wiki! Now it has pretty infoboxes and {{transit|Bus X37}} icons all over it!
+
*(to random member) No, I will not go on a date with you
* Achievement Get: Blended!
+
*(random member)! I just updated the (random wiki page) page on the wiki! Now it has pretty infoboxes and {{transit|Bus X37}} icons all over it!
* * chiefbozx has morphed into an undecagon
+
*Achievement Get: Blended!
* <code>grep</code>! It greps things!  
+
*<nowiki>* chiefbozx has morphed into an undecagon</nowiki>
 +
*<code>grep</code>! It greps things!
 +
 
 
   [Snowman] SonicTornado:and if you ever saw him you would even say it glows
 
   [Snowman] SonicTornado:and if you ever saw him you would even say it glows
 
   [Rudolph] chiefbozx:and if you ever saw him he would shock you in your face
 
   [Rudolph] chiefbozx:and if you ever saw him he would shock you in your face
 
   *chiefbozx shocked SonicTornado*
 
   *chiefbozx shocked SonicTornado*
* <span style="color:#FF0000"> '''''WAT''''' </span> (when hawks said he was in a serious relationship with chief)
+
 
* (On front page of MRT)
+
*<span style="color:#FF0000"> '''''WAT''''' </span> (when hawks said he was in a serious relationship with chief)
 +
*(On front page of MRT)
 
*Have a good day! As they say in my hometown, don’t forget to be awesome. (P.S. Yes, nerdfighters, you heard that right. :) )
 
*Have a good day! As they say in my hometown, don’t forget to be awesome. (P.S. Yes, nerdfighters, you heard that right. :) )
 +
 
  jphgolf4321: chief used thunderbolt! It's super effective!
 
  jphgolf4321: chief used thunderbolt! It's super effective!
 
  Skelezomperman: Frumple used Owner Powers! It's super effective!
 
  Skelezomperman: Frumple used Owner Powers! It's super effective!
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*chiefbozx shocked jphgolf4321* [In reference to Chief's Bozx-ers] | {{color|#FF0000|[Broadcast by chiefbozx]}} You've been spanked!
 
*chiefbozx shocked jphgolf4321* [In reference to Chief's Bozx-ers] | {{color|#FF0000|[Broadcast by chiefbozx]}} You've been spanked!
 
*And of course my mouse is on the other side of the room. One moment.
 
*And of course my mouse is on the other side of the room. One moment.
* For the record: I am Chief and you are a potato.
+
*For the record: I am Chief and you are a potato.
* The Hammer has done justice once again!
+
*The Hammer has done justice once again!
 +
 
 
  We're having a "Staff Meeting"
 
  We're having a "Staff Meeting"
 
  '''''OR ARE WE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?'''''
 
  '''''OR ARE WE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?'''''
 +
 
*I'm going to head off now and pretend to do homework.
 
*I'm going to head off now and pretend to do homework.
 +
 
  * Chief says something in Mumble, but there are sparrows outside chirping *
 
  * Chief says something in Mumble, but there are sparrows outside chirping *
 
  Frumple: Chief, are you outside?
 
  Frumple: Chief, are you outside?
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  Major: Punch it!
 
  Major: Punch it!
 
  Chief: Okay! ...For SCIENCE! * punches wall * OW!
 
  Chief: Okay! ...For SCIENCE! * punches wall * OW!
* Guys there's a grass block in central park
+
 
* I have a cable (leaves channel)
+
*Guys there's a grass block in central park
* One moment, I appear to be on fire.
+
*I have a cable (leaves channel)
* *Chiefbozx has kicked MeetMeInSpace for Go check your emails*
+
*One moment, I appear to be on fire.
 +
*<nowiki>*Chiefbozx has kicked MeetMeInSpace for Go check your emails*</nowiki>
  
 
  hntredtie: Chief, wtf is this sponge ball?
 
  hntredtie: Chief, wtf is this sponge ball?
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  This is a Frumple server
 
  This is a Frumple server
  
* You are in violation of ordinance VR-1820598751827491857: No Littering of Road Bits
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*You are in violation of ordinance VR-1820598751827491857: No Littering of Road Bits
  
 
  [Guest] help im stuck
 
  [Guest] help im stuck
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  (Shift-Option-Command-Q forcibly logs the user out on mac, slightly worse than the alt-f4 troll)
 
  (Shift-Option-Command-Q forcibly logs the user out on mac, slightly worse than the alt-f4 troll)
  
* Chief is guilty of not paying attention.
+
*Chief is guilty of not paying attention.
  
 
  KittyCat11231: chief mumble?
 
  KittyCat11231: chief mumble?
 
  chiefbozx: sure i'll hop on discord
 
  chiefbozx: sure i'll hop on discord
  
* BOOM! I'm gonna hit this thing bang in the face.
+
*BOOM! I'm gonna hit this thing bang in the face.
  
 
  chiefbozx joined the game.
 
  chiefbozx joined the game.
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  chiefbozx: kitty, i told you, you won't get a tropical vacation in minnesota
 
  chiefbozx: kitty, i told you, you won't get a tropical vacation in minnesota
  
* press button > Ding dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING
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*press button > Ding dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. dong. DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING
* sure, my road obeys gravity now
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*sure, my road obeys gravity now
 
*This city drives on the left. DENIED
 
*This city drives on the left. DENIED
* Don't you own Amtrak?
+
*Don't you own Amtrak?
  
 
  chiefbozx: hey can someone do /d @everyone
 
  chiefbozx: hey can someone do /d @everyone
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  _Slushi_: Meese
 
  _Slushi_: Meese
 
  chiefbozx: slushi wins
 
  chiefbozx: slushi wins
 
  
 
=={{u|cmrs345}}==
 
=={{u|cmrs345}}==
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  cmrs: 11
 
  cmrs: 11
  
== cody___73951 ==
+
==cody___73951==
 +
 
 
*cody___73951 thinks everyone is AWESOME
 
*cody___73951 thinks everyone is AWESOME
 +
 
KittyCat11231: *thinks cody didn't take his meds
 
KittyCat11231: *thinks cody didn't take his meds
  
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==CodyHM==
 
==CodyHM==
 +
 
*I'm a heteromantic bisextual graysextual so probably won't get some d from me thanks
 
*I'm a heteromantic bisextual graysextual so probably won't get some d from me thanks
 
*so you just love dick and have a high libido? (two mins later...) ok glad we've come to that understanding
 
*so you just love dick and have a high libido? (two mins later...) ok glad we've come to that understanding
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=={{u|computerghost}}==
 
=={{u|computerghost}}==
* right quick
+
 
* I'm not really a funny guy.
+
*right quick
* Let me check my math...
+
*I'm not really a funny guy.
* brb, getting ice for my computer.
+
*Let me check my math...
* I will ponder this.
+
*brb, getting ice for my computer.
* Just pick up your toys when you're done. :P
+
*I will ponder this.
* * computerghost builds one of his flying machines with pistons. *
+
*Just pick up your toys when you're done. :P
* First song not to get voted out! I new Melanie wouldn't fail me! :-)
+
*<nowiki>* computerghost builds one of his flying machines with pistons. *</nowiki>
* *talking about horse business* You can have them in any color you want, as long as you want white.
+
*First song not to get voted out! I new Melanie wouldn't fail me! :-)
* It's not much of a disguise. I literally became a guest and lose my admin powers. Oh, darn... how to get back... :/ Well I guess I'll just have to re-fill an app and work my way back up
+
*<nowiki>*talking about horse business* You can have them in any color you want, as long as you want white.</nowiki>
* (In Mumble) I was trying to impress a girl once so I grabbed an electric fence.
+
*It's not much of a disguise. I literally became a guest and lose my admin powers. Oh, darn... how to get back... :/ Well I guess I'll just have to re-fill an app and work my way back up
 +
*(In Mumble) I was trying to impress a girl once so I grabbed an electric fence.
  
 
  *computerghost hugs angel*
 
  *computerghost hugs angel*
 
  computerghost was slain by angelzer0
 
  computerghost was slain by angelzer0
  
== {{u|ConnConn2005}} ==
+
=={{u|ConnConn2005}}==
  
 
  ConnConn2005: has anyone seen SoaPuffball? (SnowPuffball_ or SoaPuffball is present)
 
  ConnConn2005: has anyone seen SoaPuffball? (SnowPuffball_ or SoaPuffball is present)
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  camelfantasy: *facepalm*
 
  camelfantasy: *facepalm*
  
== {{u|Conric005}} ==
+
=={{u|Conric005}}==
 +
 
 
*(after joining) I'm ''bacc''
 
*(after joining) I'm ''bacc''
 
*(when confused) how in the ''hecc''...
 
*(when confused) how in the ''hecc''...
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*[Media] Conric005: the next astroslurp will be blue
 
*[Media] Conric005: the next astroslurp will be blue
  
== {{u|Cookie46910}} ==
+
=={{u|Cookie46910}}==
 
  (chief, vicki, Yoshi and cookie are on)
 
  (chief, vicki, Yoshi and cookie are on)
 
  woorich999 joined the game.
 
  woorich999 joined the game.
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  Cookie46910: im always broken
 
  Cookie46910: im always broken
  
== CosmicCat90 ==
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==CosmicCat90==
  
 
*Now is there an art world? (Old World is being rendered)
 
*Now is there an art world? (Old World is being rendered)
  
 
=={{u|Cortesi|CortesiRaccoon}}==
 
=={{u|Cortesi|CortesiRaccoon}}==
* YOZI!
 
  
* Dammit Yoshi!!!
+
*YOZI!
 +
 
 +
*Dammit Yoshi!!!
  
* Life is like a box of chocolates. If you are fat it will not last much
+
*Life is like a box of chocolates. If you are fat it will not last much
  
 
  Cortesi: Can i have some tunneling please?<br>
 
  Cortesi: Can i have some tunneling please?<br>
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  Cortesi: Take that as a No
 
  Cortesi: Take that as a No
  
* NO YOSHI NO!!
+
*NO YOSHI NO!!
 +
 
 +
*I CAME IN LIKE A CHIIIEEEEEEEFBOZZZXXXX!!!
  
* I CAME IN LIKE A CHIIIEEEEEEEFBOZZZXXXX!!!
+
*JANET!!
  
* JANET!!
+
*If you loose an iphone, technology allows us to find wherever that may be.
  
* If you loose an iphone, technology allows us to find wherever that may be.
 
 
  If you loose a plane with 239 passengers, nobody knows anything.
 
  If you loose a plane with 239 passengers, nobody knows anything.
  
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*pandg3 was shot by CrazyRocketGuy using <nowiki>[[Insert Funny Bow Name Here]]</nowiki>
 
*pandg3 was shot by CrazyRocketGuy using <nowiki>[[Insert Funny Bow Name Here]]</nowiki>
  
== {{u|Crepper|_crepper_}} ==
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=={{u|Crepper|_crepper_}}==
 
  Yellowchamallow left the game
 
  Yellowchamallow left the game
 
  [Senator] creeperface_: hi yellow
 
  [Senator] creeperface_: hi yellow
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 +
=={{u|CyAmethyst}}==
  
=={{u|CyAmethyst}} ==
 
 
*I may be gone for months, but that doesn't mean you can exploit me, woorich
 
*I may be gone for months, but that doesn't mean you can exploit me, woorich
 
*Don't listen to him, he wants to turn you into a sandwich
 
*Don't listen to him, he wants to turn you into a sandwich
  
 
=={{u|mikefishr|Cynra_}}==
 
=={{u|mikefishr|Cynra_}}==
* *member joins Mumble sound plays* OH GOD!! (as seen here: http://youtu.be/u01IpZLhLzY?t=14m13s)
+
 
* Le sigh.
+
*<nowiki>*member joins Mumble sound plays* OH GOD!! (as seen here: </nowiki>http://youtu.be/u01IpZLhLzY?t=14m13s)
* Micheal: FlowsHD texture pack + Rudoplays shaders mod + epic modern mansion = OMG I JUST SH*T MYSELF :P | mfish: You just shot yourself? you should call the proper authorities
+
*Le sigh.
 +
*Micheal: FlowsHD texture pack + Rudoplays shaders mod + epic modern mansion = OMG I JUST SH*T MYSELF :P | mfish: You just shot yourself? you should call the proper authorities
 +
 
 
  mfish: yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
 
  mfish: yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
 
  Kitty: WHAT DOES THE FISH SAY
 
  Kitty: WHAT DOES THE FISH SAY
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== {{u|AyyLion|daltdisneyland}} ==
+
=={{u|AyyLion|daltdisneyland}}==
 
I hate when a kill tries to hill me
 
I hate when a kill tries to hill me
  
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  AyyLion: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
  AyyLion: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  
== DaMarMan111 ==
+
==DaMarMan111==
 
im poor can i get free supporter?
 
im poor can i get free supporter?
  
== darkhawkshane ==
+
==darkhawkshane==
* sorry im busty (meant to say busy)
+
 
 +
*sorry im busty (meant to say busy)
 +
 
 +
=={{u|DCampite}}==
  
== {{u|DCampite}} ==
 
 
*DCampite joined the game| any funny death messages lately? (when he was a guest)
 
*DCampite joined the game| any funny death messages lately? (when he was a guest)
 
*my mom is surprised im permaguest (after his application got denied)
 
*my mom is surprised im permaguest (after his application got denied)
 +
 
  DCampite thinks about robin irl one day. When he starts, this happens:
 
  DCampite thinks about robin irl one day. When he starts, this happens:
 
  *Just_robinho joined the game*
 
  *Just_robinho joined the game*
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*I'm sure the staff call each other by irl names in Mumble
 
*I'm sure the staff call each other by irl names in Mumble
  
== {{u|decorminecraft}} ==
+
=={{u|decorminecraft}}==
  
 
*LOL (when literally smiling)
 
*LOL (when literally smiling)
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*...
 
*...
 
*I can fix that... (referring to an Elevator)
 
*I can fix that... (referring to an Elevator)
* #IKEAFood
+
*<nowiki>#IKEAFood</nowiki>
 
*I'm literally L.O.Ling right now...
 
*I'm literally L.O.Ling right now...
 
    
 
    
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  [Governor] decorminecraft: Broadcast, I'm lighting some candles to suck out the smell of cooking :P
 
  [Governor] decorminecraft: Broadcast, I'm lighting some candles to suck out the smell of cooking :P
  
== {{u|DeevyDeev}} ==
+
=={{u|DeevyDeev}}==
* This is the time of day when I don't understand what half the server is saying
+
 
* (After Tom_Pairs shocked him) I have some shocking news... I was shocked!
+
*This is the time of day when I don't understand what half the server is saying
* I nominate Frumple for the new [Banned] rank.
+
*(After Tom_Pairs shocked him) I have some shocking news... I was shocked!
* 'Murica... land of the moles.
+
*I nominate Frumple for the new [Banned] rank.
 +
*'Murica... land of the moles.
 +
 
 
  *Soleurs joined the game*
 
  *Soleurs joined the game*
 
  Baseball02a: Hello, Moleurs!
 
  Baseball02a: Hello, Moleurs!
 
  Soleurs: Damn it, Baseball!
 
  Soleurs: Damn it, Baseball!
 +
 
*Public portion will start when Half-Life 3 is released
 
*Public portion will start when Half-Life 3 is released
 +
 
  Baseball02a: First person voted out of Survivor: Taco-Bacon Forest...
 
  Baseball02a: First person voted out of Survivor: Taco-Bacon Forest...
 
  Baseball02a: Frumple.
 
  Baseball02a: Frumple.
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*This is a tacoist server, no swearing
 
*This is a tacoist server, no swearing
  
== {{u|DevranTheBoyxD|DevyySky}} ==
+
=={{u|DevranTheBoyxD|DevyySky}}==
  
 
  MaxStewartS: TACOS TACOS TACOS
 
  MaxStewartS: TACOS TACOS TACOS
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  DeuxBleux: I like it
 
  DeuxBleux: I like it
  
== Dexter249 ==
+
==Dexter249==
* kitty please un afk.
+
 
* dc no more afk.
+
*kitty please un afk.
 +
*dc no more afk.
 +
 
 
  Van: what nj turnpike.
 
  Van: what nj turnpike.
 
  Dexter: nj turnpike nyc.
 
  Dexter: nj turnpike nyc.
* Hawks are you a boner.
+
 
* dexter249 connected with a taco using bugs and cheese.
+
*Hawks are you a boner.
* I don't have permission from my mom to get mumble.
+
*dexter249 connected with a taco using bugs and cheese.
 +
*I don't have permission from my mom to get mumble.
 +
 
 
  Dexter: i buy feline holdings
 
  Dexter: i buy feline holdings
 
  Kitty: feline holdings is not for sale
 
  Kitty: feline holdings is not for sale
 
  Dexter: fack
 
  Dexter: fack
 
  Dexter: whos companies are for sale
 
  Dexter: whos companies are for sale
* music 30 joined the game
+
 
* Mrt Deadlier than a 747 with a 4 engine failure over the pacific
+
*music 30 joined the game
* Dexter249 was plundered by davy jones
+
*Mrt Deadlier than a 747 with a 4 engine failure over the pacific
* Captain_Swearword (referring to Captain_Arsewipe)
+
*Dexter249 was plundered by davy jones
* cowabunga  
+
*Captain_Swearword (referring to Captain_Arsewipe)
* cowadeerba
+
*cowabunga
* Dexter249 was slain by pickaxe guru using Derpy pickaxe (golden)
+
*cowadeerba
* Fights back with stabby knives
+
*Dexter249 was slain by pickaxe guru using Derpy pickaxe (golden)
* I LIKE TRAINS!
+
*Fights back with stabby knives
* GARY! C TM
+
*I LIKE TRAINS!
* FAILTOPIA
+
*GARY! C TM
* server derp
+
*FAILTOPIA
* my power blipped (This may not be funny but blip is a funny word)
+
*server derp
* i lose my internetz
+
*my power blipped (This may not be funny but blip is a funny word)
* airport rp
+
*i lose my internetz
* music keep's losing hsi rank
+
*airport rp
* (after broadcast announces the east line for eastconnect will be open)
+
*music keep's losing hsi rank
 +
*(after broadcast announces the east line for eastconnect will be open)
 +
 
 
Dexter : Broadcast may i have your taco stash
 
Dexter : Broadcast may i have your taco stash
  
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*i'm the mayeur [mayor] of undergroundville
 
*i'm the mayeur [mayor] of undergroundville
  
== {{u|Diemundz}} ==
+
=={{u|Diemundz}}==
* Well that's just N@$Ty.
+
 
* Well, it appears that the 49-0ers are losing.
+
*Well that's just N@$Ty.
* I pity the fool who don't ride MRT.
+
*Well, it appears that the 49-0ers are losing.
* I just finished reading a book called "The Mariana Trench". Very deep.
+
*I pity the fool who don't ride MRT.
 +
*I just finished reading a book called "The Mariana Trench". Very deep.
  
 
  [Insert Name Here] fell out of the world
 
  [Insert Name Here] fell out of the world
 
  Diemundz: Prank /call!
 
  Diemundz: Prank /call!
  
* WHAMMO!
+
*WHAMMO!
* Well, my entry into the ''Guinness Book of World Records'' for "Fastest Van Finding" didn't last long.
+
*Well, my entry into the ''Guinness Book of World Records'' for "Fastest Van Finding" didn't last long.
  
 
  Diemundz: Ahschnappoh
 
  Diemundz: Ahschnappoh
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  that sounded bad
 
  that sounded bad
  
* Diemundz kills Livemundz
+
*Diemundz kills Livemundz
  
 
  TrainPro: rip
 
  TrainPro: rip
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  Diemundz: LIES
 
  Diemundz: LIES
  
* no buts no coconuts
+
*no buts no coconuts
  
 
  soso123: ATTN = Achwalogen Takaschin TacoNight
 
  soso123: ATTN = Achwalogen Takaschin TacoNight
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  '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Diemundz:}} DO NOT USE AZNT222 IF YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO CAPS SPAM WITHIN THE LAST 48 HOURS
 
  '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Diemundz:}} DO NOT USE AZNT222 IF YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO CAPS SPAM WITHIN THE LAST 48 HOURS
  
== {{u|dope_cheese}} ==
+
=={{u|dope_cheese}}==
  
 
  dope: I've missed camel every day i've come on here gg
 
  dope: I've missed camel every day i've come on here gg
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dope: ******duck
 
dope: ******duck
  
== {{u|DoTehKeno}} ==
+
=={{u|DoTehKeno}}==
  
 
[Trustee] TheFlash966: i won a lottery right
 
[Trustee] TheFlash966: i won a lottery right
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*In a PM
 
*In a PM
 +
 
  For the WhaleLinQ to Welsbury... (I forget the rest)
 
  For the WhaleLinQ to Welsbury... (I forget the rest)
  
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  *I only just logged on
 
  *I only just logged on
  
  *dragonbloon419 is no longer AFK.<br/>
+
  *dragonbloon419 is no longer AFK.<br />
  {{color|lightblue|[Pudding]}}Halfy_Crafty: wb<br/>
+
  {{color|lightblue|[Pudding]}}Halfy_Crafty: wb<br />
  {{color|cyan|[Eggnog]}}johngi: hang on<br/>
+
  {{color|cyan|[Eggnog]}}johngi: hang on<br />
  {{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:hjjx<br/>
+
  {{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:hjjx<br />
  {{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T8xh<br/>
+
  {{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T8xh<br />
  {{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T*hx<br/>
+
  {{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T*hx<br />
  {{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T*xh<br/>
+
  {{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:T*xh<br />
  {{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:*thx<br/>
+
  {{color|green|[Gingerbread]}}dragonbloon419:*thx<br />
  
 
  {{color|blue|[Mayor]}}{{color|grey|Halfy_Crafty:}}i'm fire
 
  {{color|blue|[Mayor]}}{{color|grey|Halfy_Crafty:}}i'm fire
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  Due: Pielumpus
 
  Due: Pielumpus
  
* hai
+
*hai
* My name is not Duech.
+
*My name is not Duech.
  
 
''Note: The dash is use to seperate the passages.''
 
''Note: The dash is use to seperate the passages.''
  
== {{u|Cact0|Echohue}} ==
+
=={{u|Cact0|Echohue}}==
 +
 
 
*woorich accept tpa or you spontaniously combust
 
*woorich accept tpa or you spontaniously combust
 
*THIS IS <s>SPARTA</s> PIXL!!!!!!!!!!!
 
*THIS IS <s>SPARTA</s> PIXL!!!!!!!!!!!
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*why am I watching an hour special about ropes and chains
 
*why am I watching an hour special about ropes and chains
 +
 +
MistleSoa: hello citybuilder_
 +
Echohue: hello snowpuffball_
 +
MistleSoa: do you know who Echohue is
 +
Echohue: no
 +
MistleSoa: oh
 +
 +
 +
Echohue: who wants a supermarket
 +
Cookie46910: me!
 +
Echohue: yay
 +
Cookie46910: no money tho
 +
Echohue: :(
 +
Cookie46910: I pay you .001
 +
Echohue: you can have one block of the supermarket
 +
Cookie46910: ok
 +
Echohue: where do you want it
 +
Cookie46910: right here
 +
Cookie46910: :( can I have a better block
 +
Echohue: ok
 +
Cookie46910: can I pay $1 for a sign labeling it?
 +
Echohue: sure
 +
Cookie46910: :)))
 +
Echohue: :D
  
 
==EchoMiner99==
 
==EchoMiner99==
  
* okay i teleport you but dont grief please illbringyou here i get you banned when you grief and what the F* is Bluetech and why is it here kthxbye! "EchoMiner99" left the game
+
*okay i teleport you but dont grief please illbringyou here i get you banned when you grief and what the F* is Bluetech and why is it here kthxbye! "EchoMiner99" left the game
  
 
==EliteNeon==
 
==EliteNeon==
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  '''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} #no
 
  '''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} #no
 
  EliteNeon Died (''By A Mod'')
 
  EliteNeon Died (''By A Mod'')
 
*RIP in Small [instead of (R)] (Take Dat Ardy)
 
*Welcome To [Insert Female Genital Name Here] Land!
 
*Donald Trump Can Kiss
 
  
 
  *Nukes Hendon*
 
  *Nukes Hendon*
 +
*Or: /me Nukes Hendon; /me calls Deputy Sheriff Perkins at the Shadowpoint Metro Police, enters the secure code, orders the missiles pointed at Hendon, and orders to fire.*
  
 
  '''{{color|purple|[P3]}}''' {{color|grey|EliteNeon:}} camelfantasy?
 
  '''{{color|purple|[P3]}}''' {{color|grey|EliteNeon:}} camelfantasy?
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  EliteNeon: or in this case whenever i feel like it
 
  EliteNeon: or in this case whenever i feel like it
  
== ellinas_george ==
+
==ellinas_george==
 
  ellinas_george: im exploring lala lolol
 
  ellinas_george: im exploring lala lolol
 
  lalaboy: that spunded rather wrong wothout the comma
 
  lalaboy: that spunded rather wrong wothout the comma
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==enjineer30302==
 
==enjineer30302==
  
* Hey ben, are you at thingymajiggy land?
+
*Hey ben, are you at thingymajiggy land?
  
 
   ''Mumble''
 
   ''Mumble''
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(After enjineer died)
 
(After enjineer died)
 +
 
*Who likked me? (Meant to say killed but accidentally switched the letters)
 
*Who likked me? (Meant to say killed but accidentally switched the letters)
  
 
=={{u|InDev|EspiDev}}==
 
=={{u|InDev|EspiDev}}==
 +
 
*Welcome to [[Pixl]]! We're a pixel on DynMap!" (On Discord with {{u|Seshpenguin}})
 
*Welcome to [[Pixl]]! We're a pixel on DynMap!" (On Discord with {{u|Seshpenguin}})
 
*Citizens jump in the hoooole!" (On Discord)
 
*Citizens jump in the hoooole!" (On Discord)
  
== {{u|ezzocraft}} ==
+
=={{u|ezzocraft}}==
 
  *when talking about afc - away from computer*
 
  *when talking about afc - away from computer*
 
  Achowalogen Fatakchsin Covina?
 
  Achowalogen Fatakchsin Covina?
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  _ezzo: only cash
 
  _ezzo: only cash
  
== FiorkG ==
+
==FiorkG==
 +
 
 
*Yes frosting i am thrusting in you guys
 
*Yes frosting i am thrusting in you guys
 
*I am editing this funny quote NOW
 
*I am editing this funny quote NOW
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  [Discord] FooteChicken: wait
 
  [Discord] FooteChicken: wait
  
== {{u|frankbros429}} ==
+
=={{u|frankbros429}}==
* Really thoiugh the island where huntington is should be called yoshi's island if anyone gets the joke.
+
 
 +
*Really thoiugh the island where huntington is should be called yoshi's island if anyone gets the joke.
  
 
  frankbros429: dangit camel wish you could of seen my fk box it was funny
 
  frankbros429: dangit camel wish you could of seen my fk box it was funny
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  It's Erebor on steroids!
 
  It's Erebor on steroids!
  
* Luckily it isn't Kentucky fried Kalmar.
+
*Luckily it isn't Kentucky fried Kalmar.
  
 
==FredTheTimeLord==
 
==FredTheTimeLord==
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*InstantRibbits, the home of the blahblahblah
 
*InstantRibbits, the home of the blahblahblah
  
== Frosty_Creeper10 ==
+
==Frosty_Creeper10==
  
 
  (talking about the rename of Sprucemount to Frosty Rivers
 
  (talking about the rename of Sprucemount to Frosty Rivers
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=={{u|Frozen|_frozen}}==
 
=={{u|Frozen|_frozen}}==
* uhh
+
 
* >.>
+
*uhh
* _frozen wags my tongue as I shake my booty on the ball (Talking about Sam's Wrecking Ball reference with bspells)
+
*>.>
 +
*_frozen wags my tongue as I shake my booty on the ball (Talking about Sam's Wrecking Ball reference with bspells)
  
 
  so its narrow yet wide
 
  so its narrow yet wide
 
  that's what *she* said
 
  that's what *she* said
* im gonna continue the abusive relationship I have with my toilet
+
 
 +
*im gonna continue the abusive relationship I have with my toilet
 +
 
 
  (talking about 1.8 snapshots)
 
  (talking about 1.8 snapshots)
 
  frozen: if the derailments continue
 
  frozen: if the derailments continue
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  MgWn: frozen?
 
  MgWn: frozen?
 
  _frozen: not present, try again in 3 years
 
  _frozen: not present, try again in 3 years
 +
 +
SoaPuffball: this airport has only one gate
 +
SoaPuffball: ahh the time  when the few of you never cared about gates
 +
SoaPuffball: and when double terminals and underground terminals didn't exist yet
 +
_HeavenAngel_: whats gates
 +
_frozen: the bane of MRT
  
 
=={{u|Frumple}}==
 
=={{u|Frumple}}==
* Don't listen to Broadcast. He lies.
+
 
* Minecraft 1.5 please don't break anything kthxbye.
+
*Don't listen to Broadcast. He lies.
* Guess what guys? It's time for a server restart!
+
*Minecraft 1.5 please don't break anything kthxbye.
* Guys, I'm going to restart the server.
+
*Guess what guys? It's time for a server restart!
* Iron everywhere!!!
+
*Guys, I'm going to restart the server.
* All his base belong to taco. *To Chief*
+
*Iron everywhere!!!
* I prefer the respectable term "transit enthusiast."
+
*All his base belong to taco. *To Chief*
* I have to count my tacos
+
*I prefer the respectable term "transit enthusiast."
* That's why the server is a dictatorship, not a democracy.
+
*I have to count my tacos
* It's like putting gold paint on a piggy.
+
*That's why the server is a dictatorship, not a democracy.
* Oh, hi there, backup!
+
*It's like putting gold paint on a piggy.
* saving server map to where? tacoland?
+
*Oh, hi there, backup!
* get out of my office :)
+
*saving server map to where? tacoland?
* now it's my turn to facepalm
+
*get out of my office :)
* I'm preparing celebratory tacos
+
*now it's my turn to facepalm
* i got your yeamanator
+
*I'm preparing celebratory tacos
* Chief: Did you figure out who stole your tacos? - Frumple: Yea, it was Margaret Thatcher.
+
*i got your yeamanator
* FIGHT!
+
*Chief: Did you figure out who stole your tacos? - Frumple: Yea, it was Margaret Thatcher.
* Any singing will make the process of updating the server go slower.
+
*FIGHT!
* Welcome to the guestpocalypse, Benie (Day 2 of updating to 1.5.2)
+
*Any singing will make the process of updating the server go slower.
* I love tacos | I mean the server | yum yum
+
*Welcome to the guestpocalypse, Benie (Day 2 of updating to 1.5.2)
* Kablam, I don't control your dreams.
+
*I love tacos | I mean the server | yum yum
* Keks: How do you get a bank account... By going to the bank perhaps? Frumple: No, you need to pray to the gods, sacrifice a cow, jump up and down 50 times, write an opera, take the bus down to Jones Beach, swim in the lake, and then a fish will bring you your bank card.
+
*Kablam, I don't control your dreams.
* Just_robinho: Frumple quick question, when was the last time you were on green status?  Frumple: a long time ago, in a faraway land, where dragons breathed fire and chief ate my tacos.
+
*Keks: How do you get a bank account... By going to the bank perhaps? Frumple: No, you need to pray to the gods, sacrifice a cow, jump up and down 50 times, write an opera, take the bus down to Jones Beach, swim in the lake, and then a fish will bring you your bank card.
 +
*Just_robinho: Frumple quick question, when was the last time you were on green status?  Frumple: a long time ago, in a faraway land, where dragons breathed fire and chief ate my tacos.
 +
 
 
  cola: frum paul
 
  cola: frum paul
 
  Benie: The whole "paul" thing, that you took several attempts to figure out his real name? I remember that.
 
  Benie: The whole "paul" thing, that you took several attempts to figure out his real name? I remember that.
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  Frumple: well
 
  Frumple: well
 
  *Frumple shocked colaja953*
 
  *Frumple shocked colaja953*
 +
 
*Frumple's quote during meeting: "I'l show you where hump day is..."
 
*Frumple's quote during meeting: "I'l show you where hump day is..."
* Its not the best time to ask for a WE when the orange line just opened and a GSM is starting in less then a hour.....
+
*Its not the best time to ask for a WE when the orange line just opened and a GSM is starting in less then a hour.....
* Staff: 'Majority Rules' Frumple: 'Well, I rule.'
+
*Staff: 'Majority Rules' Frumple: 'Well, I rule.'
  
 
  colaja953: Oh Canada, y u you make others lag?
 
  colaja953: Oh Canada, y u you make others lag?
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  [Server] not taco
 
  [Server] not taco
  
* Player Frumple banned Sexuality for "Spamming server with guest accounts".
+
*Player Frumple banned Sexuality for "Spamming server with guest accounts".
  
 
  *Frumple is no longer afk*
 
  *Frumple is no longer afk*
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  Frumple: ACHOOGRFF
 
  Frumple: ACHOOGRFF
  
== GeneralJaybird ==
+
Yes this is a drug server
 +
And you're all  addicted
 +
And this is a prison server
 +
And you're all trapped here forever
 +
 
 +
(server is down due to zeta migration)
 +
mi_aquamarine: ✅ '''Server has started'''
 +
Frumple: 😡 '''Server doesn't like being impersonated'''
 +
 
 +
==GeneralJaybird==
  
 
  GeneralJaybird: DO NOT EXCESSIVELY ARGUE,,,,,
 
  GeneralJaybird: DO NOT EXCESSIVELY ARGUE,,,,,
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=={{u|godzilltrain}}==
 
=={{u|godzilltrain}}==
* *Insert random song here* *godzilltrain was moved to Random Musical Interludes by *Insert staff member here**
+
 
* Hey Cheif
+
*<nowiki>*Insert random song here* *godzilltrain was moved to Random Musical Interludes by *Insert staff member here**</nowiki>
* *godzilltrain was shocked by chiefbozx*
+
*Hey Cheif
* Damn it Yoshi!
+
*<nowiki>*godzilltrain was shocked by chiefbozx*</nowiki>
* Yes, Mister Benie.
+
*Damn it Yoshi!
* Robin, go move to Jamaica
+
*Yes, Mister Benie.
* Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! (Going with the red alert system in Atlantis)
+
*Robin, go move to Jamaica
* Yes, Kiss the bat inside you Magpie
+
*Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! (Going with the red alert system in Atlantis)
* Oh Mighty Thor smite this lag! Thanks :D
+
*Yes, Kiss the bat inside you Magpie
* An earthquake is just the earth's backup system
+
*Oh Mighty Thor smite this lag! Thanks :D
* Benie, can you please fix your road, there's a missing chunk. Ohh, server crash.
+
*An earthquake is just the earth's backup system
* Well Benie must be dead, he would have moved me to random musical interludes by now
+
*Benie, can you please fix your road, there's a missing chunk. Ohh, server crash.
* Can you do me a favor and not die until I get to London? (to Just_robinho)
+
*Well Benie must be dead, he would have moved me to random musical interludes by now
* Benie, I'm driving on the wrong side of the road!
+
*Can you do me a favor and not die until I get to London? (to Just_robinho)
* Chief is... the wizard of boz! (x)
+
*Benie, I'm driving on the wrong side of the road!
* Cardinals are racist, why do you have to be catholic to become pope?
+
*Chief is... the wizard of boz! (x)
* Damnit!
+
*Cardinals are racist, why do you have to be catholic to become pope?
* Queee.
+
*Damnit!
* On the dynmap, you look like a flying fish tank.
+
*Queee.
 +
*On the dynmap, you look like a flying fish tank.
 +
 
 
  godzilltrain quit the game
 
  godzilltrain quit the game
 
  godzilltrain joined the game
 
  godzilltrain joined the game
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  Music3_0: $79.99
 
  Music3_0: $79.99
  
* This just happened... (no mods) http://imgur.com/CD70k0s
+
*This just happened... (no mods) http://imgur.com/CD70k0s
  
 
*get discon-rekt (when someone leaves)
 
*get discon-rekt (when someone leaves)
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=={{u|gogojakeo}}==
 
=={{u|gogojakeo}}==
* All hail the Glow Cloud
+
 
 +
*All hail the Glow Cloud
  
 
  Someone: There's someone in my window...
 
  Someone: There's someone in my window...
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* gogojakeo: I have only been shocked once <br /> chiefbozx shocked gogojakeo <br /> gogojakeo: twice...
+
*gogojakeo: I have only been shocked once <br /> chiefbozx shocked gogojakeo <br /> gogojakeo: twice...
* MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!
+
*MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!
* gogojakeo moved to "I'm waiting for a game with Nicki MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!" (in Mumble)
+
*gogojakeo moved to "I'm waiting for a game with Nicki MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!" (in Mumble)
 +
 
 
  [Guest]: my horse!
 
  [Guest]: my horse!
 
  gogojakeo: "My horse, my horse, my kingdom for a horse" - Richard III (by William Shakespeare)
 
  gogojakeo: "My horse, my horse, my kingdom for a horse" - Richard III (by William Shakespeare)
* Did [[user:hawksfan1010|Hawks]] get his chicken bake?
+
 
 +
*Did [[user:hawksfan1010|Hawks]] get his chicken bake?
 +
 
 
  Just_Robinho joined the game
 
  Just_Robinho joined the game
 
  gogojakeo: wb robin
 
  gogojakeo: wb robin
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  Gogo: ikr
 
  Gogo: ikr
  
* In mumble: /me needs to watch more of TAR
+
*In mumble: /me needs to watch more of TAR
  
 
  jph and tell skip gogo's french song on the radio
 
  jph and tell skip gogo's french song on the radio
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=={{u|Littlegopher1|Gopher}}==
 
=={{u|Littlegopher1|Gopher}}==
 +
 
*What's the MRT again?
 
*What's the MRT again?
 
*Why is everyone acting so stupid?-*Shocked by Chiefbozx*
 
*Why is everyone acting so stupid?-*Shocked by Chiefbozx*
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*Can't wait till I'm trusted, one more step  till /shock chiefbozx. But until then... *''/shock littlegopher1''*
 
*Can't wait till I'm trusted, one more step  till /shock chiefbozx. But until then... *''/shock littlegopher1''*
 
*Sorry, was busy for a sex (meant to say sec)
 
*Sorry, was busy for a sex (meant to say sec)
 +
 
  MC_Protocol: The indians have claimed that area. (Tom_Paris is in the channel)
 
  MC_Protocol: The indians have claimed that area. (Tom_Paris is in the channel)
 
  littlegopher1: You know that Tom_Paris is Native American? (Tom_Paris left the channel)
 
  littlegopher1: You know that Tom_Paris is Native American? (Tom_Paris left the channel)
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  Tom_Paris: I'm not native american!
 
  Tom_Paris: I'm not native american!
 
  Everyone: *Laughs*
 
  Everyone: *Laughs*
* The Swirly Chair Incident:
+
 
 +
*The Swirly Chair Incident:
 +
 
 
  * LOUD CRASHING NOISE *
 
  * LOUD CRASHING NOISE *
 
  Chief: Did you just fall over out of your swirly chair?
 
  Chief: Did you just fall over out of your swirly chair?
 
  Gopher: Nope. This is me falling over.
 
  Gopher: Nope. This is me falling over.
 
  * LOUD CRASHING NOISE *
 
  * LOUD CRASHING NOISE *
 +
 
*I don't know what toast is...
 
*I don't know what toast is...
 +
 
  *In Mumble:
 
  *In Mumble:
 
   Enjineer: Gopher I bet you have like 17 chauffeurs to take care of you.
 
   Enjineer: Gopher I bet you have like 17 chauffeurs to take care of you.
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  '''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|grey|Gopher:}} nothing much mike
 
  '''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|grey|Gopher:}} nothing much mike
  
== Halfy_Crafty ==
+
==Halfy_Crafty==
 
   
 
   
 
  Halfy_Crafty: ok {{u|CyAmethyst|cya}} i furnished it the way i like
 
  Halfy_Crafty: ok {{u|CyAmethyst|cya}} i furnished it the way i like
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=={{u|hawksfan1010}}==
 
=={{u|hawksfan1010}}==
* No!! .. NOO!!!!
+
 
* [Mod name here], I swear to god...
+
*No!! .. NOO!!!!
* Oh NO HE DIDN'T!! (during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
+
*[Mod name here], I swear to god...
* Benie, your face is so creepy! (when Benie has his Enderdragon skin)
+
*Oh NO HE DIDN'T!! (during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
* Hey, Benie. | Benie: What? | Sausages and Doughnuts! (the inside joke in Mumble)
+
*Benie, your face is so creepy! (when Benie has his Enderdragon skin)
* Hey, Benie. We're having fun dying!
+
*Hey, Benie. | Benie: What? | Sausages and Doughnuts! (the inside joke in Mumble)
* *pulls out whip*. Bad yoshi, bad yoshi, bad yoshi!!!
+
*Hey, Benie. We're having fun dying!
* Don't you do it!!
+
*<nowiki>*pulls out whip*. Bad yoshi, bad yoshi, bad yoshi!!!</nowiki>
* Bad [Mod name here]!
+
*Don't you do it!!
* Son of a crap!
+
*Bad [Mod name here]!
* Yoshi, your face is in a sign
+
*Son of a crap!
* HOLY S**T MY FEET ARE BURNING
+
*Yoshi, your face is in a sign
* *Katy Perry comes on in Pandora* *Dislike* | *Get Lucky comes on Pandora* *Like*
+
*HOLY S**T MY FEET ARE BURNING
* I'll speak, but you have to put a shirt on
+
*<nowiki>*Katy Perry comes on in Pandora* *Dislike* | *Get Lucky comes on Pandora* *Like*</nowiki>
* Just finished my meth lab
+
*I'll speak, but you have to put a shirt on
* i'm PREGNANT
+
*Just finished my meth lab
 +
*i'm PREGNANT
 +
 
 
  Hawks: B-B-B-B-Bangerz!!!
 
  Hawks: B-B-B-B-Bangerz!!!
 
  Music3_0: my name is Plum!
 
  Music3_0: my name is Plum!
 
  Benie: No!!
 
  Benie: No!!
 
  Hawks: XD
 
  Hawks: XD
* im in a serious relationship with chief
+
 
 +
*im in a serious relationship with chief
 
*(Said with mouth full) Cornbread, I love you!
 
*(Said with mouth full) Cornbread, I love you!
  
== {{u|HeavenAngel|_HeavenAngel_}} ==
+
=={{u|HeavenAngel|_HeavenAngel_}}==
* "What rank is he?" "I think dark blue"
+
 
* oppps caps
+
*"What rank is he?" "I think dark blue"
 +
*oppps caps
  
 
   Lolmanmanlol: My  elevator broke again
 
   Lolmanmanlol: My  elevator broke again
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  [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: yesyes
 
  [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: yesyes
  
== {{u|Hightech_TR}} ==
+
=={{u|Hightech_TR}}==
 
  *Hightech_TR is no longer AFK.
 
  *Hightech_TR is no longer AFK.
 
  {{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: guys dont afk box me
 
  {{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: guys dont afk box me
 
  *Hightech_TR is now AFK.
 
  *Hightech_TR is now AFK.
 +
 
*1800-Cort-esi
 
*1800-Cort-esi
 
*thx for crashing my game with your un-knowledge
 
*thx for crashing my game with your un-knowledge
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*I'm sorry, MRT logo, I had to
 
*I'm sorry, MRT logo, I had to
 
*Getting knocked in the head by an acacia tree
 
*Getting knocked in the head by an acacia tree
 +
 
  {{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} KittyCat11231: Anyone want a hug for $5000?
 
  {{color|green|'''[Senator]'''}} KittyCat11231: Anyone want a hug for $5000?
 
  {{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: um
 
  {{color|cyan|'''[Citizen]'''}} Hightech_TR: um
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*{{color|red|'''the dreaded water maze'''}} (not a quote in itself but it is a phrase he uses to refer to the Water Ways in the Halua Island 2017 Adventure Map)
 
*{{color|red|'''the dreaded water maze'''}} (not a quote in itself but it is a phrase he uses to refer to the Water Ways in the Halua Island 2017 Adventure Map)
  
== {{u|Hntredtie|_hnt}} ==
+
=={{u|Hntredtie|_hnt}}==
 +
 
 
*One sec, like literally 20 secs
 
*One sec, like literally 20 secs
  
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  hnt: ohai Frumple...
 
  hnt: ohai Frumple...
 
  Frumple: Hey...
 
  Frumple: Hey...
 +
 
*Pardon my language, but this is...
 
*Pardon my language, but this is...
  
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*{{color|orange|[{{color|red|_hnt}} -> {{color|red|me}}]}} SLURP SLURP SLURP MUST HAVE AIRPORT SLURP
 
*{{color|orange|[{{color|red|_hnt}} -> {{color|red|me}}]}} SLURP SLURP SLURP MUST HAVE AIRPORT SLURP
  
== hvt2011 ==
+
==hvt2011==
 
  hvt2011 joined the game.
 
  hvt2011 joined the game.
 
  * hvt2011 connected using a mobile device using minechat.
 
  * hvt2011 connected using a mobile device using minechat.
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*i love fried kids from kfc
 
*i love fried kids from kfc
 +
*i live on intra fuel
 +
 +
hvt2011: '''YEILD'''
 +
Conric005: ceast and desist
 +
sesese9: delet
 +
MistleSoa: this
 +
Cookie46910: delt
 +
Echohue; sees and desost
 +
Cookie46910: caest and desit
 +
Cookie46910: sese and deseseit
 +
MistleSoa: seize and disease
 +
ModernArt: sis and diocese
 +
 +
[Discord] hvt2011: tranquil forest for sale
 +
[Discord] hvt2011: 100,000 for one block
  
 
=={{u|i____7d}}==
 
=={{u|i____7d}}==
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  MistleSoa: name it "anything" then
 
  MistleSoa: name it "anything" then
 
  i____7d: >;(
 
  i____7d: >;(
 +
 +
i____7d: what would you say if a janitor says somehting mean to you?
 +
i____7d: "ok broomer"
  
 
=={{u|ICTman1076}}==
 
=={{u|ICTman1076}}==
* You offended my pet gravel :(
 
  
== imperial_block ==
+
*You offended my pet gravel :(
 +
 
 +
==imperial_block==
  
 
  imperial_block: who built this station?
 
  imperial_block: who built this station?
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  _XtremeCoder: I think Godz
 
  _XtremeCoder: I think Godz
 
  imperial_block: its god'z typical error, I think
 
  imperial_block: its god'z typical error, I think
== italadz57 ==
+
==italadz57==
  
 
  missitaladz57: mary had a little...
 
  missitaladz57: mary had a little...
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  italadz57: lamb!!
 
  italadz57: lamb!!
  
== {{u|JamesGaming}} ==
+
=={{u|JamesGaming}}==
 +
 
 
*Chiefbox
 
*Chiefbox
 
   
 
   
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FooteChicken: bacc <br>
 
FooteChicken: bacc <br>
 
Johngi: welcome bacc <br>
 
Johngi: welcome bacc <br>
Johngi: '''''AAAH! It's spreading! What do we do!'''
+
Johngi: '''''AAAH! It's spreading! What do we do!'''''
  
 
(About kev's plane)<br>
 
(About kev's plane)<br>
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  Johngi: "speeeeed 1"
 
  Johngi: "speeeeed 1"
  
== {{u|TechnologyPro|JohnNotTech}} ==
+
=={{u|TechnologyPro|JohnNotTech}}==
  
 
  Spencer407 (Soleurs): I'm going to make this horrible.
 
  Spencer407 (Soleurs): I'm going to make this horrible.
 
  TechnologyPro: That's the spirit! :D
 
  TechnologyPro: That's the spirit! :D
  
* I might be a little biased, but you should use ''[Insert Frontier Product Here]''.
+
*I might be a little biased, but you should use ''[Insert Frontier Product Here]''.
  
* HAWKSIE! I need to stop doing that.
+
*HAWKSIE! I need to stop doing that.
  
* TECHIE!
+
*TECHIE!
  
* Chil-DREN!
+
*Chil-DREN!
  
* Guys, guys, stop.
+
*Guys, guys, stop.
  
* It twerks!
+
*It twerks!
  
* *ding* Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the shut up sign. For our sanity, please return to your seat, and fasten your seatbelt over your mouth.
+
*<nowiki>*ding* Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the shut up sign. For our sanity, please return to your seat, and fasten your seatbelt over your mouth.</nowiki>
  
 
*I've been called a lot of things before. Melon Lord has not been one of them...
 
*I've been called a lot of things before. Melon Lord has not been one of them...
  
* Hey, who wants $20? (has tedious work in mind)
+
*Hey, who wants $20? (has tedious work in mind)
  
* *to Technological99* Hello, other Tech.
+
*<nowiki>*to Technological99* Hello, other Tech.</nowiki>
  
* *in response to the mentioning of an airport* CAELUS!
+
*<nowiki>*in response to the mentioning of an airport* CAELUS!</nowiki>
  
 
  JohnNotTech is no longer afk
 
  JohnNotTech is no longer afk
 
  JohnNotTech: If you say so.
 
  JohnNotTech: If you say so.
  
* Kitty, get out of my body.
+
*Kitty, get out of my body.
  
 
  [lalaboy -> me] idk, get in mumble
 
  [lalaboy -> me] idk, get in mumble
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=={{u|Jtf22}}==
 
=={{u|Jtf22}}==
* ok...
+
 
 +
*ok...
 
* :P
 
* :P
* Hey Chief, do people do The FLOP when you shock them? | Chief: Lets find out! | *Chiefbozx shocked Jtf22 (and everyone else on the server [including himself])* | Jtf22: *flops | Chief: So yes!
+
*Hey Chief, do people do The FLOP when you shock them? | Chief: Lets find out! | *Chiefbozx shocked Jtf22 (and everyone else on the server [including himself])* | Jtf22: *flops | Chief: So yes!
* Everybody do the FLOP!
+
*Everybody do the FLOP!
  
 
==Jtrain77==
 
==Jtrain77==
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  Cornus, The city of empty bus stops. (during TAR 9)
 
  Cornus, The city of empty bus stops. (during TAR 9)
  
== j_universe ==
+
==j_universe==
 
  Supykun: Miniladies and Minigentlemen,
 
  Supykun: Miniladies and Minigentlemen,
 
  j_universe0: come see the damage at the rowhouse fires
 
  j_universe0: come see the damage at the rowhouse fires
 
  (unintended)
 
  (unintended)
  
== {{u|allifarki|JustFarkie}} ==
+
=={{u|allifarki|JustFarkie}}==
  
 
[Server] Starting save...
 
[Server] Starting save...
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=={{u|Just_robinho}}==
 
=={{u|Just_robinho}}==
* To the *insert place here* !
+
 
* I get to hurt people... yay! :D
+
*To the *insert place here* !
* I'm a lovable person
+
*I get to hurt people... yay! :D
* BENIE! <3
+
*I'm a lovable person
* I'm Benie's number 1 fan!
+
*BENIE! <3
* BOOM! I Have landed. :D
+
*I'm Benie's number 1 fan!
* [Chiefbozx: /shock Just_robinho] .......... MISSED!
+
*BOOM! I Have landed. :D
* Robin's Hill is the best town Eva!
+
*[Chiefbozx: /shock Just_robinho] .......... MISSED!
* Quick question for the mods/Admins
+
*Robin's Hill is the best town Eva!
* I have allllooooottttt of questions.
+
*Quick question for the mods/Admins
* >:(
+
*I have allllooooottttt of questions.
 +
*>:(
 
* :D
 
* :D
* *Insert confusing question*......... nevermind
+
*<nowiki>*Insert confusing question*......... nevermind</nowiki>
* TROLOLOLOLOL!
+
*TROLOLOLOLOL!
* I'm always happy! :D
+
*I'm always happy! :D
* You miserable people
+
*You miserable people
* I've just lost my deputy mayor......... AGAIN! :'(
+
*I've just lost my deputy mayor......... AGAIN! :'(
* "Frumple has joined the game"........ *Stalks* >:)
+
*"Frumple has joined the game"........ *Stalks* >:)
* I've got the passion :D
+
*I've got the passion :D
* ...Creep Benie out *Check*
+
*...Creep Benie out *Check*
* Benie... " [Benie] ? " ............. Hi! <3 :D
+
*Benie... " [Benie] ? " ............. Hi! <3 :D
* Me: yolo! Blue Team: SWAG!
+
*Me: yolo! Blue Team: SWAG!
* Well thats a first, The server wanted to crash itself!
+
*Well thats a first, The server wanted to crash itself!
* Meow
+
*Meow
* *mfish was breathing through his mic in mumble* <br/>Just_robinho: can you stop being Dark Vader for a second mfish?
+
*<nowiki>*mfish was breathing through his mic in mumble* </nowiki><br />Just_robinho: can you stop being Dark Vader for a second mfish?
* '''To enjineer, in mumble:''' I will spank you.
+
*'''To enjineer, in mumble:''' I will spank you.
 +
 
 
  *was doing we's for autobus22
 
  *was doing we's for autobus22
 
  *copied plane
 
  *copied plane
 
  *Goes afk for 40 minutes
 
  *Goes afk for 40 minutes
 
  (never pasted)
 
  (never pasted)
* WOI should tecnically sink, it has no floaties D:
+
 
 +
*WOI should tecnically sink, it has no floaties D:
 +
 
 
  [broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs
 
  [broadcast] Join plug dj for massive hugs
 
  [broadcast] <plugDJ link>
 
  [broadcast] <plugDJ link>
 
  autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!
 
  autobus22: [broadcast] Yeah, massive hugs from a cactus!
 
  [broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo
 
  [broadcast] nao, auto, naooooo
 
  
 
  [Mayor+] JamesGaming: Arrive and Vanadium are giving huge competition to Cyan, what is Cyan doing about that
 
  [Mayor+] JamesGaming: Arrive and Vanadium are giving huge competition to Cyan, what is Cyan doing about that
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  but jumps in the sky
 
  but jumps in the sky
  
== {{u|Kangaroo567}} ==
+
=={{u|Kangaroo567}}==
 
  FiorkG: You are saying i am a joke?
 
  FiorkG: You are saying i am a joke?
 
  TheGreenKangaroo: yes
 
  TheGreenKangaroo: yes
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  Kangaroo567: no rank limit? that means guests can paste helicopters over Central City as well
 
  Kangaroo567: no rank limit? that means guests can paste helicopters over Central City as well
  
=={{u|_Kastle}} ==
+
=={{u|_Kastle}}==
 +
 
 
*Sorry Common Sense wasn't in the budget..
 
*Sorry Common Sense wasn't in the budget..
 
*'''{{color|darkred|ATTENTION: APPLETON HAS BEEN RENAMED TO PINEAPPLETON}}'''
 
*'''{{color|darkred|ATTENTION: APPLETON HAS BEEN RENAMED TO PINEAPPLETON}}'''
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Most of the time buildings are just empty. Come on guys we're not in North Korea
 
Most of the time buildings are just empty. Come on guys we're not in North Korea
  
== {{u|Kel5}} ==
+
=={{u|Kel5}}==
  
 
  Who wants 5 dollars?
 
  Who wants 5 dollars?
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=={{u|King_Patty}}==
 
=={{u|King_Patty}}==
* Whomp
 
  
== {{u|KittyCat11231}} ==
+
*Whomp
 +
 
 +
=={{u|KittyCat11231}}==
 
  all the ads in the article i want to print out for school are porn ads
 
  all the ads in the article i want to print out for school are porn ads
 
  afk again
 
  afk again
  
* Mega: don't say it... | Kitty: it...
+
*Mega: don't say it... | Kitty: it...
  
* Kitty: anyone else notice yoshis survey asks ur height, age, and relationship status... | chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26.
+
*Kitty: anyone else notice yoshis survey asks ur height, age, and relationship status... | chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26.
  
* Kitty: I like white horses | bspells: RACIST!!!
+
*Kitty: I like white horses | bspells: RACIST!!!
  
* KittyCat11231 joined the server | Kitty: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING CUBE!! | KittyCat11231 left the server.
+
*KittyCat11231 joined the server | Kitty: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING CUBE!! | KittyCat11231 left the server.
  
* my nanna has a shit zu (that's not how its spelled idk how) and its so cute
+
*my nanna has a shit zu (that's not how its spelled idk how) and its so cute
  
* gogojakeo has joined the game | Kitty: hi gogo what strange bizzare time zone do u live in (during 3:30 AM Kitty's time)
+
*gogojakeo has joined the game | Kitty: hi gogo what strange bizzare time zone do u live in (during 3:30 AM Kitty's time)
  
* I AM TITAAAAANIIIIIUUUUUUUUUM!
+
*I AM TITAAAAANIIIIIUUUUUUUUUM!
  
* every time I say that it warns me I could be kicked for spam
+
*every time I say that it warns me I could be kicked for spam
  
* [Insert Name Here] has joined the game | hi [Insert Name Here] we totally aren't talking about [Random Thing]
+
*[Insert Name Here] has joined the game | hi [Insert Name Here] we totally aren't talking about [Random Thing]
  
* top username of 2013: xXxYOLO_SWAGGER_39xXx
+
*top username of 2013: xXxYOLO_SWAGGER_39xXx
  
* word I cant spell! you take your aim! fire away! fire away! you shoot me down! but I get up! IM KICKED BY NOOOOOOOOOOCHEEEEEEEEEEAAATPLUUUUUUUUS! (parodying Titanium)
+
*word I cant spell! you take your aim! fire away! fire away! you shoot me down! but I get up! IM KICKED BY NOOOOOOOOOOCHEEEEEEEEEEAAATPLUUUUUUUUS! (parodying Titanium)
  
* Echo: i play play station 4 | Kitty: you like to *play play*
+
*Echo: i play play station 4 | Kitty: you like to *play play*
  
* godz: Kitty! :P | Kitty: what afk box?
+
*godz: Kitty! :P | Kitty: what afk box?
  
* IM NAKED ON A WREEEEEEEEEECKING BALL
+
*IM NAKED ON A WREEEEEEEEEECKING BALL
  
* btw frozen why is there a street in ravenswood called cockbyrne ave
+
*btw frozen why is there a street in ravenswood called cockbyrne ave
  
* bspells go find the wild one while flying on a titanium wrecking ball and roaring (referencing 4 songs)
+
*bspells go find the wild one while flying on a titanium wrecking ball and roaring (referencing 4 songs)
  
* Just_fruyeamajkeklajafyfeghostminerofgames26_Pairs = genetically combined FREAK!!!
+
*Just_fruyeamajkeklajafyfeghostminerofgames26_Pairs = genetically combined FREAK!!!
  
* DISCLAIMER: spamming/advertising/being a guest causes an immediate ban.
+
*DISCLAIMER: spamming/advertising/being a guest causes an immediate ban.
  
* hola cola (when cola logs on)
+
*hola cola (when cola logs on)
  
* #Gramerz4daWinz
+
*<nowiki>#Gramerz4daWinz</nowiki>
  
 
  Kitty: congrats lil
 
  Kitty: congrats lil
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  chiefbozx shocked KittyCat11231
 
  chiefbozx shocked KittyCat11231
  
* {{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}} in mumble: "here kitty kitty kitty...."
+
*{{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}} in mumble: "here kitty kitty kitty...."
  
* any mods wanna be "lucky" enough to do the "honor" of setting up my bus route? :P
+
*any mods wanna be "lucky" enough to do the "honor" of setting up my bus route? :P
  
 
  Kitty: theres a kid at school whos obsessed with the number 69...
 
  Kitty: theres a kid at school whos obsessed with the number 69...
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  Kitty: kekkomatic quick say TonyTajiri
 
  Kitty: kekkomatic quick say TonyTajiri
  
* every page in the category OMAH GAWD DAT RANDOMNESS is a [[Panqueque|food item]]..
+
*every page in the category OMAH GAWD DAT RANDOMNESS is a [[Panqueque|food item]]..
  
 
  Kitty: (skele came in like a wrecking ball)
 
  Kitty: (skele came in like a wrecking ball)
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  cody: ''"It's just an afk box."'' (Said IN Sassy Tone)
 
  cody: ''"It's just an afk box."'' (Said IN Sassy Tone)
  
* There better be a snow day bill de blasio '''DONT FAIL ME NOW'''
+
*There better be a snow day bill de blasio '''DONT FAIL ME NOW'''
  
* bill de blasio failed us all (after not getting a snow day in NYC)
+
*bill de blasio failed us all (after not getting a snow day in NYC)
  
 
  DCampite joined the game
 
  DCampite joined the game
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  Kitty: wow 1.5 really got detailed with the death messages
 
  Kitty: wow 1.5 really got detailed with the death messages
  
* You should put ziggy85s condom back up for sale (meant to say condo)
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*You should put ziggy85s condom back up for sale (meant to say condo)
  
 
  tarheelscouse: It's the hot dog song!
 
  tarheelscouse: It's the hot dog song!
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  Kitty: YES YOSHI
 
  Kitty: YES YOSHI
  
* apple would love me, i sent an email asking for an iphone, i sent it from my ipod touch
+
*apple would love me, i sent an email asking for an iphone, i sent it from my ipod touch
  
 
  (On June 8th in Mumble)
 
  (On June 8th in Mumble)
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  _Kastle: &a
 
  _Kastle: &a
  
* (After being asked to be a judge in a made up court case by MaxStewartS) MaxStewartS is sentenced to death for indirectly interrupting my schoolwork
+
*(After being asked to be a judge in a made up court case by MaxStewartS) MaxStewartS is sentenced to death for indirectly interrupting my schoolwork
  
 
  SoaPuffball: hey mojang
 
  SoaPuffball: hey mojang
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*The National Weather Service has issued a severe spotaneous terrain generation warning.
 
*The National Weather Service has issued a severe spotaneous terrain generation warning.
 
*'''BNN! Breaking News >>''' Wisdom teeth release psychedelic drugs, new study reports.
 
*'''BNN! Breaking News >>''' Wisdom teeth release psychedelic drugs, new study reports.
== {{u|kiwirainbow}} ==
+
*''and then god created the universe, realized he accidentally rotated the wrong direction, ran an //undo, and started over the fifth time''
 +
 
 +
=={{u|kiwirainbow}}==
  
 
  [Trusted] Kiwirainbow: Remember when I had that dream that Music3_0 was promoted to [Admin] a few months back? That was weird...
 
  [Trusted] Kiwirainbow: Remember when I had that dream that Music3_0 was promoted to [Admin] a few months back? That was weird...
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  kiwirainbow left the game.
 
  kiwirainbow left the game.
  
== knowmads7 ==
+
==knowmads7==
 +
 
 
*I dont think Notch envisioned kids making entire militarys on MC :P
 
*I dont think Notch envisioned kids making entire militarys on MC :P
  
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  camelfantasy: technically i still am, for kanto :P
 
  camelfantasy: technically i still am, for kanto :P
 
  knowmads7: lol
 
  knowmads7: lol
 +
 +
==KnuffelBunny==
 +
[Bunker] AlphaDS: i dont watch star wars or marvel
 +
[Bunker] MistleSoa: wat
 +
CaptainObi: wat
 +
[Bunker] MistleSoa: is that a reply
 +
[Bunker] AlphaDS: oof
 +
KnuffelBunny: is that a threat?
  
 
==Krokipollo==
 
==Krokipollo==
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*Some guy named Donald wanted to build a steel wall on the southern border. The wall cost $5000 to build. How many mexicans crossed it?
 
*Some guy named Donald wanted to build a steel wall on the southern border. The wall cost $5000 to build. How many mexicans crossed it?
 +
 +
=={{u|ktkren777}}==
 +
ktkren777: oof i afk boxed a statue of i7 thinking it was him
 +
Sirots: LOL
 +
i____7d: HAHAHA
 +
AlphaDS: oof
 +
i____7d: you mean an npc?
 +
PeaceXmas: lolmao
 +
ktkren777: lmao
 +
Sirots That's actually really funny XD
 +
ktkren777: yes wtv that is
 +
ktkren777; lmao
 +
i____7d: im putting that on funyn quotes
 +
ktkren777: i looked at dynmap and it wasnt him
  
 
=={{u|lalaboy}}==
 
=={{u|lalaboy}}==
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  Duechayapol: lol
 
  Duechayapol: lol
  
* lalalalala
+
*lalalalala
  
 
  lalaboy left the games
 
  lalaboy left the games
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  lalaboy: DOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!
 
  lalaboy: DOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!
  
* ajaja
+
*ajaja
  
 
   *autobus asks lalaboy if he wants a burgerqueen in kessler*
 
   *autobus asks lalaboy if he wants a burgerqueen in kessler*
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  [Mayor+] ArdyDuck: armada
 
  [Mayor+] ArdyDuck: armada
  
* godzilltrain was slain by lalaboy using {{color|lightblue|[''My Sharp Dildo'']}}
+
*godzilltrain was slain by lalaboy using {{color|lightblue|[''My Sharp Dildo'']}}
  
 
   _redneck_jesus_: How many admods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
   _redneck_jesus_: How many admods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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  mjpwwf: Sanator, the sanest rank(R)
 
  mjpwwf: Sanator, the sanest rank(R)
 
  camelfantasy: i guess lala has enrolled in tom's school of speeling and gramer
 
  camelfantasy: i guess lala has enrolled in tom's school of speeling and gramer
 +
 +
==lawrence_zo==
 +
 +
*lol i like to call birch wood "cow block"
 +
 +
lawrence_zo: its funny because its not even like chicken nuggets its just how stupid it is
 +
lawrence_zo: oh wait
 +
lawrence_zo: fr*k
 +
lawrence_zo: i thought i was typing in discord
  
 
=={{u|LDShadowLord}}==
 
=={{u|LDShadowLord}}==
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(Please note: Johngi first made the joke in his section, and is slightly annoyed at this. Since, however, LD annoys everyone, I'm not too suprised.)
 
(Please note: Johngi first made the joke in his section, and is slightly annoyed at this. Since, however, LD annoys everyone, I'm not too suprised.)
  
== _Lego_ ==
+
==_Lego_==
 +
 
 
*I can't wait to get the rank {{colour|green|[Enator+]}}
 
*I can't wait to get the rank {{colour|green|[Enator+]}}
 
*PSA: This is a PSA, we thank you for listening to this PSA and we hope you liked this PSA, as this PSA is a spy
 
*PSA: This is a PSA, we thank you for listening to this PSA and we hope you liked this PSA, as this PSA is a spy
  
== {{u|Leo_2807}} ==
+
=={{u|Leo_2807}}==
  
 
  In the end it doesn't matter what you believe is right or wrong.
 
  In the end it doesn't matter what you believe is right or wrong.
 
  Cos I'm gonna kill you anyway
 
  Cos I'm gonna kill you anyway
 
== LimeYT ==
 
look w/eed
 
  
 
==lfpp003==
 
==lfpp003==
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  Seastep: ROFL
 
  Seastep: ROFL
 
  Seastep: I'm so adding that to Funny Quotes OMG..
 
  Seastep: I'm so adding that to Funny Quotes OMG..
 +
 +
==LimeYT==
 +
look w/eed
  
 
=={{u|lil_shadow59}}==
 
=={{u|lil_shadow59}}==
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  Echohue: mm
 
  Echohue: mm
 
  EliteNeon: sounds like a sex act
 
  EliteNeon: sounds like a sex act
 +
 +
godzilltrain joined the game.
 +
lil_shadow59: fake godz
 +
godzilltrain: says the fake godz
 +
 +
lil_shadow59: whoever wins is dumb
 +
i____7d: nao me
 +
PeacemakerX5: Dew it
 +
[LOTTERY] Congratulations to lil_shadow59 for winning $375!
 +
[LOTTERY] There was a total of 16 players buying 275 tickets
  
 
=={{u|LithiumMirnuriX}}==
 
=={{u|LithiumMirnuriX}}==
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  SoaPuffball: that is an improper use of no u
 
  SoaPuffball: that is an improper use of no u
  
== London150 ==
+
==London150==
 
  London150: People of the MRT: Do NOT send bills to me!
 
  London150: People of the MRT: Do NOT send bills to me!
 
  (SoaPuffball fills his mailbbox with empty maps named "Bill")
 
  (SoaPuffball fills his mailbbox with empty maps named "Bill")
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*funny quotes is good for your health
 
*funny quotes is good for your health
  
== {{u|Macftrax}} ==
+
[23:21] London150: Arcadia..?
 +
[23:21] London150: Is that the theme or something
 +
[23:21] Cookie46910: wut
 +
[23:21] Johngi: XD
 +
[23:21] Yoshi: huh
 +
[23:21] Johngi: no arcadia is hosting it again
 +
[23:21] daltdisneyland: is anyone surprised
 +
[23:21] London150: OOF
 +
[23:21] Yoshi: is arcadia the theme lmaooooo
 +
[23:21] London150: Pls no funny quotes
 +
[23:21] Johngi: funny quotes time
 +
[23:21] camelfantasy: ''funny quotes''
 +
[23:22] London150:THIS IS WHY I DONT SAY ANYTHING
 +
 
 +
=={{u|Macftrax}}==
  
 
  Macftrax: Appleton? Sounds tasty!
 
  Macftrax: Appleton? Sounds tasty!
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=={{u|_MajorMagpie_}}==
 
=={{u|_MajorMagpie_}}==
* *shocked by Chief* Chief, you made me wet my pants...
+
 
* Dear Mojang, stop breaking minecraft please. Kthxbai.
+
*<nowiki>*shocked by Chief* Chief, you made me wet my pants...</nowiki>
* *talking with Kekkomatic about Benie* *Benie joins mumble* Oh...hey there Benie...
+
*Dear Mojang, stop breaking minecraft please. Kthxbai.
* Thomas mumble! i'll explain my bird poop! :D
+
*<nowiki>*talking with Kekkomatic about Benie* *Benie joins mumble* Oh...hey there Benie...</nowiki>
* Benie, please W/E my face :P
+
*Thomas mumble! i'll explain my bird poop! :D
* That's Birdist!
+
*Benie, please W/E my face :P
* Rule Britannia!
+
*That's Birdist!
* Mi pene es muy grande
+
*Rule Britannia!
 +
*Mi pene es muy grande
  
 
  Just_robinho: yay I aint the holdest on atm
 
  Just_robinho: yay I aint the holdest on atm
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==mastermann13==
 
==mastermann13==
* mastermann13: connected with an iPhone using MineChat <br />mastermann13: hey kelli <br />kekkomatic: I like kelli <br />mastermann13: kekko, autocorrect lol<br />kekkomatic: From now on i'm kelli
+
 
 +
*mastermann13: connected with an iPhone using MineChat <br />mastermann13: hey kelli <br />kekkomatic: I like kelli <br />mastermann13: kekko, autocorrect lol<br />kekkomatic: From now on i'm kelli
  
 
=={{u|Matthieu Dinh|Matthieu_Dinh}}==
 
=={{u|Matthieu Dinh|Matthieu_Dinh}}==
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Why do I fall in lava each time i'm on a Cyan Systems train!!!
 
Why do I fall in lava each time i'm on a Cyan Systems train!!!
  
== Max4344 ==
+
==Max4344==
 
  Finally done babyshitting I can play :D
 
  Finally done babyshitting I can play :D
 
  <nowiki>*sitting </nowiki>
 
  <nowiki>*sitting </nowiki>
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*I'M WEARING a BIKINI
 
*I'M WEARING a BIKINI
 +
 +
MaxStewartS: Deadbush is really nice
 +
MaxStewartS: But the stewpid grass has to ruin it
 +
MaxStewartS: stupid < Stewpid
 +
MaxStewartS: @everyone my vocab is new and improved :)
 +
MF_moj: i might have to vibe check you, by order of the Deadbush police
 +
MaxStewartS: no no no
 +
MaxStewartS: Totally not high on deadbush
  
 
=={{u|MC_Protocol}}==
 
=={{u|MC_Protocol}}==
  
* Even my mouth moved from my mouth
+
*Even my mouth moved from my mouth
* Waffle Taco Hut!
+
*Waffle Taco Hut!
* Mr.Protocol: I Like Tacos / Music3_0: Why not Burritos / Mr.Protocol: They're too big.
+
*Mr.Protocol: I Like Tacos / Music3_0: Why not Burritos / Mr.Protocol: They're too big.
* Welcome to The Rice Fields!
+
*Welcome to The Rice Fields!
* 'While playing Wheel of Fortune', Yoshi: Give me a consonant / MC: A / Everyone: xD / Yoshi: A CONSONANT MC! / MC: 1 / Yoshi: WHAT. TRY AGAIN A CONSONANT / MC: Monkeys! / Yoshi: *facepalm*
+
*'While playing Wheel of Fortune', Yoshi: Give me a consonant / MC: A / Everyone: xD / Yoshi: A CONSONANT MC! / MC: 1 / Yoshi: WHAT. TRY AGAIN A CONSONANT / MC: Monkeys! / Yoshi: *facepalm*
* *in Mumble* "I AM A COW"
+
*<nowiki>*in Mumble* "I AM A COW"</nowiki>
* I can smell you
+
*I can smell you
* In Mumble
+
*In Mumble
 +
 
 
MC: Let's change ban hammer to spartan kick
 
MC: Let's change ban hammer to spartan kick
 
Chief: *Chiefbozx shocked MC_Protocol
 
Chief: *Chiefbozx shocked MC_Protocol
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  chiefbozx: what
 
  chiefbozx: what
  
== mdbro55 ==
+
==mdbro55==
 +
 
 
*mike your staff right
 
*mike your staff right
  
== {{u|MeetMeInSpace}} ==
+
=={{u|MeetMeInSpace}}==
 +
 
 
*why cant i be in funny quotes when i say funny stuff all the time
 
*why cant i be in funny quotes when i say funny stuff all the time
 
*alik is black and white your life
 
*alik is black and white your life
 +
 
  fiction overbook
 
  fiction overbook
 
  im swimping my keyboard
 
  im swimping my keyboard
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=={{u|megascatterbomb}}==
 
=={{u|megascatterbomb}}==
 +
 
* :/
 
* :/
* Do it for science ''(When asking CG to create a lag machine for testing empty cart detectors)''
+
*Do it for science ''(When asking CG to create a lag machine for testing empty cart detectors)''
* This is the most idiotic things i have ever seen ''(When looking at large lag machine.)''
+
*This is the most idiotic things i have ever seen ''(When looking at large lag machine.)''
* -_- I am surprised at your stupidity.
+
*-_- I am surprised at your stupidity.
* Cola, my brother thinks you need to improve your copy/pasting ''(When cola failed continuously at pasting mega's station)''
+
*Cola, my brother thinks you need to improve your copy/pasting ''(When cola failed continuously at pasting mega's station)''
* mega: "Robin, can i plz have a w/e?"<br>
+
*mega: "Robin, can i plz have a w/e?"<br>
 +
 
 
:Robin: "bbl"<br>
 
:Robin: "bbl"<br>
 
:Just_Robinho left the game<br>
 
:Just_Robinho left the game<br>
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:Just_Robinho joined the game<br>
 
:Just_Robinho joined the game<br>
 
:Robin: "so who wanted that w/e?"<br>
 
:Robin: "so who wanted that w/e?"<br>
* My jetpack is failing, landing on frumples office!  
+
 
 +
*My jetpack is failing, landing on frumples office!
 +
 
 
:Frumple looks up<br>
 
:Frumple looks up<br>
 
:Megascatterbomb: hi<br>
 
:Megascatterbomb: hi<br>
 
:Frumple: oh hai there
 
:Frumple: oh hai there
* Yoshi plays parkour map and slips.
+
 
: mega: :O I nearly killed yoshi!
+
*Yoshi plays parkour map and slips.
: yoshi survives
+
 
: mega: nuuuuuu
+
:mega: :O I nearly killed yoshi!
* (In Mumble) SOMEONE's Gonna get Bonned :P  
+
:yoshi survives
* (In Mumble) mega: Yeah, in Portal 2 Co-op Chief needs someone to play with. | jph: Chief needs someone to play with...
+
:mega: nuuuuuu
 +
 
 +
*(In Mumble) SOMEONE's Gonna get Bonned :P
 +
*(In Mumble) mega: Yeah, in Portal 2 Co-op Chief needs someone to play with. | jph: Chief needs someone to play with...
 
*Frumple <redacted> <redacted> and also <redacted> the <redacted>
 
*Frumple <redacted> <redacted> and also <redacted> the <redacted>
  
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  chiefbozx: there's no /ac
 
  chiefbozx: there's no /ac
 
  [Discord] Megascatterbomb: /ac is air conditioned but it's broken so we disabled it
 
  [Discord] Megascatterbomb: /ac is air conditioned but it's broken so we disabled it
 +
 +
'''[LP]''' LOG '''>''' (megascatterbomb) [U] (sesese9)
 +
'''[LP]''' LOG '''>''' meta addtempprefix 100 [Mod-Councillor] 1575255222
 +
[Mod-Councillor] sesese9: yay
 +
 +
*Get ready for a drought, because I'm about to take a shower.
  
 
==mervynang==
 
==mervynang==
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=={{u|Metromap_svg}}==
 
=={{u|Metromap_svg}}==
  {{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}{{color|grey|Metromap_svg:}} what are the commands lol<br/>
+
  {{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}{{color|grey|Metromap_svg:}} what are the commands lol<br />
  {{color|grey|[Guest]forshmage:}} yaii !!<br/>
+
  {{color|grey|[Guest]forshmage:}} yaii !!<br />
  {{color|lightgreen|[Governor]}}{{color|grey|_crepper_:}} u have to set it yourself<br/>
+
  {{color|lightgreen|[Governor]}}{{color|grey|_crepper_:}} u have to set it yourself<br />
  {{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}{{color|grey|JPlayzX01:}} well you can build it, altough it'll be much<br/>
+
  {{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}{{color|grey|JPlayzX01:}} well you can build it, altough it'll be much<br />
  easier to create an image, convert it to a map, then ask the<br/>
+
  easier to create an image, convert it to a map, then ask the<br />
  mods to let you upload it</br>
+
  mods to let you upload it<br>
  {{color|lightgreen|[Governor]}}{{color|grey|_crepper_:}} go to settings, controls<br/>
+
  {{color|lightgreen|[Governor]}}{{color|grey|_crepper_:}} go to settings, controls<br />
  {{color|blue|[Mayor]}}{{color|grey|TheSubway:}} alt + f4<br/>
+
  {{color|blue|[Mayor]}}{{color|grey|TheSubway:}} alt + f4<br />
  {{color|yellow|Metromap_svg left the game.}}<br/>
+
  {{color|yellow|Metromap_svg left the game.}}<br />
  
== {{u|Metrominer}} ==
+
* "inb4 all guests are refugees"
 +
 
 +
=={{u|Metrominer}}==
  
 
  Metro: What's Frumple's Youtube Channel?
 
  Metro: What's Frumple's Youtube Channel?
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  Planner: Frumple1
 
  Planner: Frumple1
  
== MetroNorth ==
+
==MetroNorth==
 +
 
 
*roses are red, begone thot / begone thot, begone thot
 
*roses are red, begone thot / begone thot, begone thot
 
*'''Roses are red, a pronoun is she''' / '''e'''
 
*'''Roses are red, a pronoun is she''' / '''e'''
 
*Finna yeet (in rainbow)
 
*Finna yeet (in rainbow)
  
=={{u|mi_aquamarine}}==
+
=={{u|MojangChan|MF_moj}}==
*If SSSC to murviole rail is made, which company is best for buses
 
*If PBS Kids was donald trumps favourite food, then would grizzly bears take over Waypoint and then merge it with Aitalia or would hippos take over the Lion Kingdom while My Littly Pony's record it to MBS
 
*I like SkuNation Alliance. It is the besr alliance in the worls. I has Mihifn, dLUcREEPEE, sKUrEna, DliHifh, KNFeoo IE, ns ANSU ie, NS sA. Ot's too fool@
 
  {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: I'm making a new but route
 
  {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: *but
 
  {{rank|Senator+}} Gran_Cacto: but route
 
  {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: *bus
 
  {{rank|Mayor+}} Conric005: Kev's making a new butt route
 
  
  {{rank|Mayor}} TheSubway: Try building a plane from IRL pictures, and maybe a mess like this can be avoided
+
*im gonna kermit suicide
  {{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Roasted
+
*bboi my favorite, 1 b a r p i n g
  {{rank|Mayor+}} Conric005: kev, i have an idea
 
  {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: And maybe a mess like your critisism can be avoided <3
 
  {{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Ooo
 
  {{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Big mood
 
  
  {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: do not question the ways of the mystical w u b w a y
+
time2makemymove: 100 isnt a hard minimum tho right?
 +
MojangChan: will 100 dirt huts make a premier city?
 +
chiefbozx: Correct
  
  {{colour|darkblue|'''[Cookie]'''}} mi_aquamarine: んんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんん (me spamming n on my keyboard)
+
*banana ketchup is good with fried chicken
    A few seconds later...
 
  {{colour|red|'''[Candy Cane]'''}} Tom_Pairs: oh me shocking mi_aquamarine on my keyboard
 
    *shocks mi_aquamarine*
 
  
  {{colour|magenta|'''[Media]'''}} mi_aquamarine: welcome to another edition of “flying around cities aimlessly for no purpose!” today’s episode - central city
+
MojangChan: on the first day of christmas my true love sent to me
 +
MojangChan: a ucar in a birch tree
  
  {{rank|Mayor+}} james__: You know what I fancy
+
MojangChan: conric
  {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: you fancy a good spanking, @james
+
MojangChan: oh he not here
  [Discord] London150: My google maps isn't loading
+
Conric005: yes i am
  [Discord] London150: On my iPhone
+
Conric005: :P
  {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: bash your iphone with a rock and get an android
+
MojangChan: oh
  [Discord] London150: No
+
MojangChan: im blind
  [Discord] London150: That's not the way to do things Kev xD
+
MojangChan: hi
 +
Cact0: oof
 +
Conric005: hi
  
  {{colour|magenta|'''[Media]'''}} mi_aquamarine: mail send cynra_ Sorry that I lost track, but how much does a Shady Grove house in Ilirea cost?
+
MojangChan: do u live in the great state of Polygon???
  {{rank|Mayor}} Skelezomperman: you failed aquamarine
+
Citybuilder_: POLYGON!!!
 +
daltdisneyland: sorry i live in circle
  
*needn has a AK plane that's a combination of subway's body with an intrarail/blurail front
+
[Discord] MojangChan: catdog
 +
[Discord] MojangChan: caaaaatdog
 +
SoaPuffball: hi moj
 +
SoaPuffball: caaaaatdooooog
 +
MojangChan joined the game.
 +
autofire372: alone in the world was a single catdog
 +
Vickiposa: meow
  
  [Media] FiorkG: fTv Breaking News: Fiorkistan Government is now putting Lazy Ton on fTv Kids
+
  SoaPuffball: hey mojang
  [Media] mi_aquamarine: TV Osaka Breaking News >>> i think kbs kids also has it
+
MojangChan: yes
  [Media] mi_aquamarine: KBS Breaking News >>> yes
+
SoaPuffball: can you please give me mojangitis
  [Media] FiorkG: fTv News: ok
+
MojangChan: sure
  [Media] SoaPuffball: /nymphic union news/ >>> okay then
+
  [Discord] TheGreenKangaroo: same
  [Media] mi_aquamarine: KBS23 Breaking News >>> TV Osaka Breaking News >>> KBS Breaking News >>> Kaktus Republic and Gryffin wrote a treaty i think
+
  [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: hey mojang
 +
  [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: can you please give me hepatitis
 +
MojangChan: by the power of Jesus Christ, Muhammad, and every other religeous power in the universe, I hereby strike the godly power of Mojangitis upon thee, mey god's grace be with you
 +
SoaPuffball: thank you
 +
  SoaPuffball: frosty also requested hepatitis btw
 +
  MojangChan: i don't contract hepatitis
 +
KittyCat11231: jesus christ is under arrest for biological warfare
 +
MojangChan: only mojangitis
 +
Frosty_Creeper10: :frowning:
 +
EspiDev: lol
  
''setting up [[Michigana]] flights''
+
*Sir "peepee2727", you will be further interrogated by the Mojang Union Bureau of Homeland Security for your citizenship admission into the MU
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: f you whoever took MI019-KTI
+
*Air is secretly Cheese Whiz
{{rank|Senator+}} Frosty_Creeper10: ?
 
{{rank|Governor}} camelfantasy: that would be yourself
 
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: oof that was my own warp
 
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: xD
 
{{rank|Governor}} camelfantasy: :clap:
 
{{rank|Senator+}} Frosty_Creeper10: :face_palm:
 
  
*the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive that the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive that the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive
+
[Discord] MojangChan: vroom vroom
 
+
[Discord] MojangChan: brrrrrrrrrrrr
== {{u|Mightywern|MgWn}} ==
+
SoaPuffball: hi moj
 +
[Discord] MojangChan: *intense car noises*
 +
SoaPuffball: are you in an iceberg MojangChan
 +
[Discord] MojangChan: m a y b e
 +
 
 +
*pax mojangea: if u want peace, then let there be mojangitis
 +
*I want to go to Djibouti so I can touch my booty.
 +
*V is for VPeople Winning the Lotto
  
  InfamousColumbia: im building roads
+
  SoaPuffball: moj town name quick
  InfamousColumbia left the game.
+
  MojangChan: cu**sberg
  
  Conric005: The Free State of Kitania almost killed jphgolf
+
  hvt2011: ________ has airline code __.
  InfamousColumbia: i can finish him off
+
  MojangChan: pee pee poo poo has airline code 69
  
  MgWn: Wow, no mods active
+
  MF_moj: hvt may i has stack
  Vickiposa: rip me then
+
  MistleSoa: are you going to stack a skyscraper
  SoaPuffball: rip Vickiposa killed by MgWn
+
  MF_moj: '''yes'''
 +
MistleSoa: how many more skyscrapers are you going to stacj
 +
MistleSoa: stack
 +
ModernArt: 100
  
*time for rickroll! never gonna give u up, never gonna let u down
+
MF_moj: woorich eats fetus
*well, when there's a puffball, theres no running away from being in funny quotes
+
MistleSoa: woorich eats hvts
 +
MF_moj: yes
  
(joined after an hour of imactivity)
+
=={{u|mi_aquamarine}}==
MgWn joined the game.
 
MgWn: oh wow, MgWn's here. yaaaaaaaaaaaaay
 
MgWn: havent seen you all since 20 or so days
 
[Discord] SoaPuffball: :thinking:
 
MgWn: da**it
 
MgWn: i promised to return in 20 days
 
MgWn: and i broke it
 
[Discord] SoaPuffball: you lied.
 
  
== {{u|MikeRoma}} ==
+
*If SSSC to murviole rail is made, which company is best for buses
*when talking about pi*
+
*If PBS Kids was donald trumps favourite food, then would grizzly bears take over Waypoint and then merge it with Aitalia or would hippos take over the Lion Kingdom while My Littly Pony's record it to MBS
not 2.14 seats
+
*I like SkuNation Alliance. It is the besr alliance in the worls. I has Mihifn, dLUcREEPEE, sKUrEna, DliHifh, KNFeoo IE, ns ANSU ie, NS sA. Ot's too fool@
or 3.14 i forget
 
  
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|MishkaMan:}} wait what is going on?
+
  {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: I'm making a new but route
'''''At same exact second'''''
+
  {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: *but
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} nothing much mike
+
  {{rank|Senator+}} Gran_Cacto: but route
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|grey|Gopher:}} nothing much mike
+
  {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: *bus
 +
  {{rank|Mayor+}} Conric005: Kev's making a new butt route
  
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|VernCow:}} did derpy tell you about my famous udders?
+
  {{rank|Mayor}} TheSubway: Try building a plane from IRL pictures, and maybe a mess like this can be avoided
{{color|yellow|Derpy_Melon joined game}}
+
  {{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Roasted
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} what udders?
+
  {{rank|Mayor+}} Conric005: kev, i have an idea
 +
  {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: And maybe a mess like your critisism can be avoided <3
 +
  {{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Ooo
 +
  {{rank|Senator+}} MikeRoma: Big mood
  
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Supykun:}} Derpy did you demote..?
+
  {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: do not question the ways of the mystical w u b w a y
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|camelfantasy:}} now you notice
 
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Supykun:}} Im a little confused
 
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} IM GETTING MY RANK BACK TOMMOROW AFTER 2 MONTHS;-;
 
  
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} one time at a roller rink i met a girl who i think liked me
+
  {{colour|darkblue|'''[Cookie]'''}} mi_aquamarine: んんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんんん (me spamming n on my keyboard)
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} xD
+
    A few seconds later...
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} lol
+
  {{colour|red|'''[Candy Cane]'''}} Tom_Pairs: oh me shocking mi_aquamarine on my keyboard
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} i read that as "licked me" xD
+
    *shocks mi_aquamarine*
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} LOL
 
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} LOL
 
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} that'd be...awkward
 
  
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} Booby
+
  {{colour|magenta|'''[Media]'''}} mi_aquamarine: welcome to another edition of “flying around cities aimlessly for no purpose!” today’s episode - central city
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} Bobby*
 
  
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} thats not a tranchise co.
+
  {{rank|Mayor+}} james__: You know what I fancy
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} franchise
+
  {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: you fancy a good spanking, @james
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} wtf did i type
+
  [Discord] London150: My google maps isn't loading
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} tranchise
+
  [Discord] London150: On my iPhone
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} train+franchise
+
  {{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: bash your iphone with a rock and get an android
 +
  [Discord] London150: No
 +
  [Discord] London150: That's not the way to do things Kev xD
  
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Derpy_Melon:}} Analfantasy, ty for teh gate
+
  {{colour|magenta|'''[Media]'''}} mi_aquamarine: mail send cynra_ Sorry that I lost track, but how much does a Shady Grove house in Ilirea cost?
 +
  {{rank|Mayor}} Skelezomperman: you failed aquamarine
  
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} guys remember cocks MUST have an on/off switch
+
*needn has a AK plane that's a combination of subway's body with an intrarail/blurail front
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} CLOCKS**
 
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} NOT COCKS
 
  
  I only just read the GSM resluts xD (On Discord, he meant Results)
+
  [Media] FiorkG: fTv Breaking News: Fiorkistan Government is now putting Lazy Ton on fTv Kids
 +
[Media] mi_aquamarine: TV Osaka Breaking News >>> i think kbs kids also has it
 +
[Media] mi_aquamarine: KBS Breaking News >>> yes
 +
[Media] FiorkG: fTv News: ok
 +
[Media] SoaPuffball: /nymphic union news/ >>> okay then
 +
[Media] mi_aquamarine: KBS23 Breaking News >>> TV Osaka Breaking News >>> KBS Breaking News >>> Kaktus Republic and Gryffin wrote a treaty i think
  
== {{u|michealman}} ==
+
''setting up [[Michigana]] flights''
* guys we got a problem: 2 yoshis AND 2 kittys .-.
+
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: f you whoever took MI019-KTI
* Micheal: *whips kitty11232 GET BACK TO WORK! :P | KittyCat11231: yeah kittycat11232!
+
{{rank|Senator+}} Frosty_Creeper10: ?
 +
{{rank|Governor}} camelfantasy: that would be yourself
 +
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: oof that was my own warp
 +
{{rank|Mayor}} mi_aquamarine: xD
 +
{{rank|Governor}} camelfantasy: :clap:
 +
{{rank|Senator+}} Frosty_Creeper10: :face_palm:
  
=={{u|minebuilder1223}}==
+
*the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive that the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive that the republic of kevtropolis does not beleive
minebuilder1223: creeperville isn't a proper island
 
minebuilder1223: it's a fake island
 
Frosty_Creeper10: how so
 
minebuilder1223: cus i dont want it to be a proper island
 
minebuilder1223: my sea
 
minebuilder1223: my rules
 
  
=={{u|minecrafter0505}}==
+
=={{u|Mightywern|MgWn}}==
sonicbyte: What is the code for teh bunker?
 
minecrafter0505: it actually is /kill, a command block tp's you then instead of killing you
 
sonicbyte died
 
minecrafter0505: :DDDDD
 
  
  KittyCat11231: *Something with "Potato" in it*
+
  InfamousColumbia: im building roads
  minecrafter0505: Wow, I wrote "City Hall Potato" instead of "City Hall Station" on this sign -.-
+
  InfamousColumbia left the game.
  
  Want to be to a place far far away? Just go AFK on the BMTA!
+
  Conric005: The Free State of Kitania almost killed jphgolf
 +
InfamousColumbia: i can finish him off
  
  MRT - Deadlier than a DC-3 with a dual engine failure over the atlantic.
+
  MgWn: Wow, no mods active
 +
Vickiposa: rip me then
 +
SoaPuffball: rip Vickiposa killed by MgWn
  
=={{u|MinecraftYoshi26}}==
+
*time for rickroll! never gonna give u up, never gonna let u down
* I really should stop crashing the MRT
+
*well, when there's a puffball, theres no running away from being in funny quotes
* /give thomasfyfe double_decker 1
 
* We're on a train server talking about grammar & bacon!
 
* Damn it, you beat my record of counting to 3.
 
* We need a bigger one. (about the size of the AdMod Quote Board)
 
* Put your hands in the ari \o/
 
* ./ban chief for chiefing
 
* ./kick *player name* No. (seen during Team PvP matches)
 
* (._.) Really?
 
* For the record: I'm griefing Thomas' building for a reason
 
* This fountain isn't made by Yoshi!! *sadface*
 
* p *start of player name* (supposed to be /tp <name>)
 
* Oh, a stick!
 
* CHIEF! <3
 
* "qwolf: I officially hate you, Yoshi. | Yoshi: And that makes me happy."
 
* Time to grief the mega value! *jk*
 
* Sam: Throw your hands in the aiya if you's a true playa \o/ Yoshi: Sam, I think you have your push-to-type down again...
 
* 8 out of 5 people don't understand statistics
 
* Apparently, I am playing dress-up with CG.
 
* Look, CG is a pretty princess now!
 
* * MinecraftYoshi26 is dressing up as a boy at home procrastinating about homework and will end up doing it in the morning (after asking what people will dress up as for Halloween)
 
* <span style="color:#FF0000">'''FAIL'''</span> (when he messes up issuing a command)
 
* Woo! (Used normally in Mumble)
 
* I need a few people to test (death game here). (Used normally in Mumble)
 
* I'm scared. (Used normally in Mumble)
 
* Oh god! (Used normally in Mumble)
 
* (player name here), Mumble?
 
* tp ha
 
* MINNNNNNAAAAJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (in Mumble)
 
* (Member): YOSHI!!! - (Yoshi): Too OVACOMPACATED!!!
 
*Well...tough tacos
 
* tp epic | FAILK | DOUBLE FAIL
 
Yoshi: tp gogo
 
Yoshi: tp AP
 
gogo: FAIL
 
  
* gogo! (in mumble, after {{u|gogojakeo}} does something that annoys him e.g. Gets into a bed right before yoshi tps him)
+
(joined after an hour of imactivity)
* Let's change the topic...BABY BUNNIES (or BABY KOALAS)
+
MgWn joined the game.
* You have to apple to do that (meant to say apply)
+
MgWn: oh wow, MgWn's here. yaaaaaaaaaaaaay
* estahp et
+
MgWn: havent seen you all since 20 or so days
  (Guest with name starting in chuck joins)
+
[Discord] SoaPuffball: :thinking:
  Kitty: hi chucky bear elmos here to play with you
+
MgWn: da**it
  Yoshi: Kitty, what happens in mumble, stays in mumble, please.
+
  MgWn: i promised to return in 20 days
 +
  MgWn: and i broke it
 +
  [Discord] SoaPuffball: you lied.
  
[Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] GREAT NEWS EVERYONE
+
=={{u|MikeRoma}}==
  [Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] JUSTIN BIEBER GOT ARRESTED
+
  *when talking about pi*
*/me connected with a banana using an orange (when someone logs on with MineChat)
+
not 2.14 seats
*/me connected via banana for orange! (when someone logs on with MC Chat)
+
or 3.14 i forget
  
 +
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|MishkaMan:}} wait what is going on?
 +
'''''At same exact second'''''
 +
'''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} nothing much mike
 +
'''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|grey|Gopher:}} nothing much mike
  
  {{u|KittyCat11231}}: but first, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE
+
  '''[Member]''' {{color|grey|VernCow:}} did derpy tell you about my famous udders?
  Yoshi: NO KITTY
+
  {{color|yellow|Derpy_Melon joined game}}
  Yoshi: NO,.
+
  '''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} what udders?
Yoshi: DEAR GOD NO
 
Kitty: YES YOSHI
 
  
  Max4344: Finally done babyshitting I can play :D
+
  '''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Supykun:}} Derpy did you demote..?
  <nowiki>Max4344: *sitting </nowiki>
+
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|grey|camelfantasy:}} now you notice
  Yoshi: No I think you spelled it right
+
  '''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|grey|Supykun:}} Im a little confused
 +
  '''[Member]''' {{color|grey|Derpy_Melon:}} IM GETTING MY RANK BACK TOMMOROW AFTER 2 MONTHS;-;
  
  Cortesi: guys I have an important news.
+
  '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} one time at a roller rink i met a girl who i think liked me
  MinecraftYoshi26: you're pregnant. CONGRATZ!!!
+
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} xD
  Cortesi: -_-
+
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} lol
 +
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} i read that as "licked me" xD
 +
  '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} LOL
 +
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|nkF40PH:}} LOL
 +
  '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} that'd be...awkward
  
  Yoshi: Haikus are easy
+
  '''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} Booby
  Yoshi: Sometimes Haikus don't make sense
+
  '''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} Bobby*
Yoshi: Refrigerator
 
jphgolf4321: LOL
 
  
*Okay guys calm down kekko isn't almost naked anymore
+
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} thats not a tranchise co.
*Reasons for Americans not wanting a state: 1% Politics and stuff, 99% WHERE WILL THE 1 STAR GO?!?!
+
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} franchise
 +
'''{{color|blue|[Mayor]}}''' {{color|gray|MeloNaeNae:}} wtf did i type
 +
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} tranchise
 +
'''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|camelfantasy:}} train+franchise
  
  cal76 added MinecraftYoshi26 to member
+
  '''{{color|green|[Senator]}}''' {{color|gray|Derpy_Melon:}} Analfantasy, ty for teh gate
Yoshi: :(
 
Cal: whoops
 
Yoshi: tank u 4 aceptin my app
 
Cal: Congrats to yoshi for member
 
Yoshi: were can i biuld
 
  
  MinecraftYoshi26: The bunnies are so cute!
+
  '''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} guys remember cocks MUST have an on/off switch
  JohnNotTech: They're just lines of code.
+
  '''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} CLOCKS**
MinecraftYoshi26: But they're so cute!
+
  '''{{color|green|[Senator+]}}''' {{color|gray|MikeRoma:}} NOT COCKS
JohnNotTech: Calm down!
 
  MinecraftYoshi26: They're cute lines of code.
 
  
*'''{{color|green|C}}{{color|lightblue|L}}{{color|red|I}}{{color|magenta|C}}{{color|yellow|K}} H{{color|orange|E}}{{color|blue|R}}{{color|green|E}} {{color|cyan|F}}{{color|red|O}}{{color|purple|R}} {{color|orange|A}} {{color|lightgray|I}}{{color|gray|P}}{{color|blue|O}}{{color|lime|D}}{{color|lightblue|!}}'''
+
I only just read the GSM resluts xD (On Discord, he meant Results)
  
chiefbozx: wait, is it chiefboxing if chief makes the box or if chief is surrounded by the box?
+
=={{u|michealman}}==
MinecraftYoshi26: yes
 
  
*MC_Dunc asks who the leader of LoC is*
+
*guys we got a problem: 2 yoshis AND 2 kittys .-.
Vulpicula: Camel is the leader of the entire thing, I think
+
*Micheal: *whips kitty11232 GET BACK TO WORK! :P | KittyCat11231: yeah kittycat11232!
MC_Dunc: Yeah, but he's AFK
 
Vulpicula: He's always AFK
 
*Camelfantasy left the game*
 
Player MinecraftYoshi26 kicked camelfantasy for stop being afk damn it
 
(Long series of xDs, LOLs, and HAs)
 
  
  [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: congrats mineman
+
=={{u|minebuilder1223}}==
  [Governor] mine_man_: :D
+
minebuilder1223: creeperville isn't a proper island
  [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: you are team #1
+
  minebuilder1223: it's a fake island
  [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: your team member is that horse
+
  Frosty_Creeper10: how so
 +
minebuilder1223: cus i dont want it to be a proper island
 +
  minebuilder1223: my sea
 +
  minebuilder1223: my rules
  
  *Phone rings*
+
=={{u|minecrafter0505}}==
  Phone call, brb
+
  sonicbyte: What is the code for teh bunker?
  *comes back for 2 seconds*
+
  minecrafter0505: it actually is /kill, a command block tp's you then instead of killing you
  I'm ba...
+
  sonicbyte died
  *Phone rings*
+
  minecrafter0505: :DDDDD
  PHONE CALLLLLll ugh
+
 
 +
  KittyCat11231: *Something with "Potato" in it*
 +
  minecrafter0505: Wow, I wrote "City Hall Potato" instead of "City Hall Station" on this sign -.-
  
*These trees look like leaf lollipops
+
Want to be to a place far far away? Just go AFK on the BMTA!
  
  (SoaPuffball is trying to get MinecraftYoshi26 to help him make a skyscraper with a snow floor)
+
  MRT - Deadlier than a DC-3 with a dual engine failure over the atlantic.
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: snow
 
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: yes that is snow
 
  
SilverBubble: i will make frump towers next (referring to the Imperial Tower in canon Coruscant in Star Wars)
+
=={{u|MinecraftYoshi26}}==
MinecraftYoshi226 joined the game.
 
MCYoshi26: no
 
MinecraftYoshi26 left the game.
 
  
''[Server] New World Dynmap Render in progress...''
+
*I really should stop crashing the MRT
''[Server] No WorldEdits or other dynmap renders allowed.''
+
*/give thomasfyfe double_decker 1
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: hi may i pls have a heli pasted in because schematica doesn't exist as far as i know
+
*We're on a train server talking about grammar & bacon!
MinecraftYoshi26: soa read the blue message :P
+
*Damn it, you beat my record of counting to 3.
SoaPuffball: oyarite ty
+
*We need a bigger one. (about the size of the AdMod Quote Board)
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: may i pls still have it kappa
+
*Put your hands in the ari \o/
MinecraftYoshi26: um soa
+
*./ban chief for chiefing
MinecraftYoshi26: you may not have it because of the blue message :P
+
*./kick *player name* No. (seen during Team PvP matches)
SoaPuffball: read the last word :P
+
*(._.) Really?
MinecraftYoshi26: that is a greek letter yes
+
*For the record: I'm griefing Thomas' building for a reason
 +
*This fountain isn't made by Yoshi!! *sadface*
 +
*p *start of player name* (supposed to be /tp <name>)
 +
*Oh, a stick!
 +
*CHIEF! <3
 +
*"qwolf: I officially hate you, Yoshi. | Yoshi: And that makes me happy."
 +
*Time to grief the mega value! *jk*
 +
*Sam: Throw your hands in the aiya if you's a true playa \o/ Yoshi: Sam, I think you have your push-to-type down again...
 +
*8 out of 5 people don't understand statistics
 +
*Apparently, I am playing dress-up with CG.
 +
*Look, CG is a pretty princess now!
 +
*<nowiki>* MinecraftYoshi26 is dressing up as a boy at home procrastinating about homework and will end up doing it in the morning (after asking what people will dress up as for Halloween)</nowiki>
 +
*<span style="color:#FF0000">'''FAIL'''</span> (when he messes up issuing a command)
 +
*Woo! (Used normally in Mumble)
 +
*I need a few people to test (death game here). (Used normally in Mumble)
 +
*I'm scared. (Used normally in Mumble)
 +
*Oh god! (Used normally in Mumble)
 +
*(player name here), Mumble?
 +
*tp ha
 +
*MINNNNNNAAAAJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (in Mumble)
 +
*(Member): YOSHI!!! - (Yoshi): Too OVACOMPACATED!!!
 +
*Well...tough tacos
 +
*tp epic | FAILK | DOUBLE FAIL
  
== {{u|Mine man|mine_man_}} ==
+
Yoshi: tp gogo
 +
Yoshi: tp AP
 +
gogo: FAIL
  
When talking about the overuse of caps...
+
*gogo! (in mumble, after {{u|gogojakeo}} does something that annoys him e.g. Gets into a bed right before yoshi tps him)
* [Mod] jphgolf4321: and let's stop the caps before i mute the lot of you!
+
*Let's change the topic...BABY BUNNIES (or BABY KOALAS)
* [Mod] Just_robinho: I will start muting all of yall
+
*You have to apple to do that (meant to say apply)
'''* [Governor] mine_man_: *bashes ban hammer on the table like a 1 year old with a fork'''
+
*estahp et
  
When talking about allowed builds
+
(Guest with name starting in chuck joins)
  *[RednaxAP] But it does need to be at least partially realistic
+
  Kitty: hi chucky bear elmos here to play with you
  *[mine_man_] eg, rapture might not be allowed
+
  Yoshi: Kitty, what happens in mumble, stays in mumble, please.
*[Planner_12] What's a Rapture
 
*[mine_man_] -_-
 
  
*thats one way to kick ardy out your city
+
[Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] GREAT NEWS EVERYONE
*i was accepted on the day colafest happened, great 1st impressions
+
[Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] JUSTIN BIEBER GOT ARRESTED
*fast cars, ladies in skimpy costumes, sun, swaering, INSTAWOOT! (when tar played "work b****" on radio)
 
*vanadium, the comapny that says it will take over the world but doesnt know why
 
  
*DukeyTheDogTown ( Trying to say the towns name at P6
+
*/me connected with a banana using an orange (when someone logs on with MineChat)
 +
*/me connected via banana for orange! (when someone logs on with MC Chat)
  
*Yoshi dont Hit me with your stick!
 
  
  AlikSong: What's everyone's plans for valentines day
+
  {{u|KittyCat11231}}: but first, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE
  mine_man_: stay in bed and die
+
  Yoshi: NO KITTY
  SoSo123: Add that to the quotes
+
  Yoshi: NO,.
  _HeavenAngel_: date my computer
+
  Yoshi: DEAR GOD NO
  AlikSong: sad
+
  Kitty: YES YOSHI
  
  mine_man_: in 1.13 you loose the ability to make logs that dont have a direction (aka, have bark on all faces)
+
  Max4344: Finally done babyshitting I can play :D
  SoaPuffball: no you dont
+
  <nowiki>Max4344: *sitting </nowiki>
  mine_man_: you do
+
  Yoshi: No I think you spelled it right
SoaPuffball: there's a new block for that
 
mine_man_: they removed the id value for it
 
mine_man: oh wait there is?
 
SoaPuffball: ye
 
mine_man_: welp ignoreme
 
  
  mine_man_: am I your first or second endorsement firstly
+
  Cortesi: guys I have an important news.
  SoaPuffball: first
+
  MinecraftYoshi26: you're pregnant. CONGRATZ!!!
  mine_man_: YES
+
  Cortesi: -_-
mine_man_: I WILL
 
  
*I may ave copied 31 million blocks
+
Yoshi: Haikus are easy
 +
Yoshi: Sometimes Haikus don't make sense
 +
Yoshi: Refrigerator
 +
jphgolf4321: LOL
  
== {{u|MishkaMan}} ==
+
*Okay guys calm down kekko isn't almost naked anymore
*CaptLincoln shows guest my burger joint in his town.
+
*Reasons for Americans not wanting a state: 1% Politics and stuff, 99% WHERE WILL THE 1 STAR GO?!?!
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}CaptLincoln: This is Mishka's joint.
 
{{color|red|(Detroit_Kitteh -> me:}} Do you smoke weed?)
 
{{color|red|(me -> Detroit_Kitteh:}} Of course not!)
 
{{color|red|(Detroit_Kitteh -> me:}} but you own a joint in Lincolns town)
 
{{color|red|(me -> Detroit_Kitteh:}} Its a burger joint you dummy!)
 
  
  goin to go to weep right now
+
  cal76 added MinecraftYoshi26 to member
  *sleep
+
Yoshi: :(
  sorry
+
Cal: whoops
 +
Yoshi: tank u 4 aceptin my app
 +
  Cal: Congrats to yoshi for member
 +
  Yoshi: were can i biuld
  
  if any admods are busy, may i please get a W/E?
+
  MinecraftYoshi26: The bunnies are so cute!
  aren't lol
+
  JohnNotTech: They're just lines of code.
 +
MinecraftYoshi26: But they're so cute!
 +
JohnNotTech: Calm down!
 +
MinecraftYoshi26: They're cute lines of code.
  
camelfantasy: install schematica 1.8.9
+
*'''{{color|green|C}}{{color|lightblue|L}}{{color|red|I}}{{color|magenta|C}}{{color|yellow|K}} H{{color|orange|E}}{{color|blue|R}}{{color|green|E}} {{color|cyan|F}}{{color|red|O}}{{color|purple|R}} {{color|orange|A}} {{color|lightgray|I}}{{color|gray|P}}{{color|blue|O}}{{color|lime|D}}{{color|lightblue|!}}'''
MishkaMan: wat
 
MishkaMan: i have to install that too
 
camelfantasy: NO DUH
 
camelfantasy: that is the mod
 
MishkaMan: oh god Forge is just an installer
 
MishkaMan: IM SO STIPID
 
MishkaMan: STUPID
 
chiefbozx: welcome to the world of minecraft mods my friend
 
camelfantasy: GG
 
MishkaMan: i cant even spell stupid right
 
  
  MishkaMan: what are dubs?
+
  chiefbozx: wait, is it chiefboxing if chief makes the box or if chief is surrounded by the box?
camelfantasy: dubs_17
+
  MinecraftYoshi26: yes
camelfantasy: :P
 
MishkaMan: no lol on the radio
 
frogggggg: gg
 
dubs_17 joined the game.
 
  MiskaMan: #SUMMONED
 
  
  MishkaMan: almost put a window in a dining room displaying the bathroom
+
  *MC_Dunc asks who the leader of LoC is*
  LDShadowLord: This isn't Thailand, you don't need that.
+
Vulpicula: Camel is the leader of the entire thing, I think
  MishkaMan: whats daddy doin
+
  MC_Dunc: Yeah, but he's AFK
 +
  Vulpicula: He's always AFK
 +
*Camelfantasy left the game*
 +
Player MinecraftYoshi26 kicked camelfantasy for stop being afk damn it
 +
(Long series of xDs, LOLs, and HAs)
  
*i didnt forget baout eh groceries btw Soa (when SoaPuffball requested a Kolpino's Groceries from MishkaMan)
+
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: congrats mineman
 +
[Governor] mine_man_: :D
 +
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: you are team #1
 +
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: your team member is that horse
  
== mjjo123 ==
+
*Phone rings*
* On the 4th day of MRT Frumple gave to me: 2 mods a modding, two turtles touching
+
Phone call, brb
 +
*comes back for 2 seconds*
 +
I'm ba...
 +
*Phone rings*
 +
PHONE CALLLLLll ugh
  
== ModernArt ==
+
*These trees look like leaf lollipops
[Lottery] ModernArt just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 1s
 
[Lottery] Congratulations to ModernArt for winning $206!
 
[Lottery] There was a total of 20 players buying 93 tickets!
 
  
[Mayor+] ModernArt: oh dear my baby brother is eating his foot again
+
(SoaPuffball is trying to get MinecraftYoshi26 to help him make a skyscraper with a snow floor)
<br>
+
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: snow
[Mayor+] ModernArt: Lanark tp to me (meant to say Earack)
+
[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: yes that is snow
  
  [Guest]: It's not a fight, it's a friendly discussion.
+
  SilverBubble: i will make frump towers next (referring to the Imperial Tower in canon Coruscant in Star Wars)
  [Mayor+] ModernArt: '''yes and NO. It turned from a friendly discussion to a friendly discussion.'''
+
  MinecraftYoshi226 joined the game.
  [Guest]: Can you not bold?
+
  MCYoshi26: no
  [Mayor+] ModernArt: '''sure'''
+
  MinecraftYoshi26 left the game.
  
  I'm riding the MRT by boat :D
+
  ''[Server] New World Dynmap Render in progress...''
  help im stuck
+
''[Server] No WorldEdits or other dynmap renders allowed.''
 +
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: hi may i pls have a heli pasted in because schematica doesn't exist as far as i know
 +
MinecraftYoshi26: soa read the blue message :P
 +
SoaPuffball: oyarite ty
 +
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: may i pls still have it kappa
 +
MinecraftYoshi26: um soa
 +
MinecraftYoshi26: you may not have it because of the blue message :P
 +
  SoaPuffball: read the last word :P
 +
MinecraftYoshi26: that is a greek letter yes
  
  _HeavenAngel_ is now AFK.
+
  (lil's skin is the same as yoshi's)
  _HeavenAngel_ is no longer AFK.
+
lil_shadow59 died
  [Governor] _HeavenAngel_: lies
+
Player MinecraftYoshi26 kicked lil_shadow59 for go fix your skin.
  [Mayor+] ModernArt: '''why you always lying'''
+
lil_shadow59 joined the game.
  [Mod] Narnia17:'''WHY USE OBNOXIOUS COLOR CODES????????'''
+
  Player MinecraftYoshi26 kicked lil_shadow59 for no.
  later...
+
  MistleSoa: ???
  [Mayor+] ModernArt: '''soa why you always trying'''
+
  MinecraftYoshi26: his skin dumb
  [Citizen] SoaPuffball: modern why you always trying
+
  PeacemakerX5: whats his skinn??
 +
  lil_shadow59 joined the game.
 +
  MistleSoa: ohhhhh
 +
PeacemakerX5: its yshi
 +
PeacemakerX5: yoshi
 +
  MistleSoa: lil_yoshi26
  
if the soccerball hits the butterburger shop
+
=={{u|Mine man|mine_man_}}==
*fine fine fine*
 
cash cash cash
 
  
knowmads7: moar nukes
+
When talking about the overuse of caps...
ModernArt: Eco-friendly nukes
 
SoaPuffball: xD
 
knowmads7: ha
 
  
*wot is deviantart is it a copy of me (after SoaPuffball shares [https://soapuffball.deviantart.com/ his deviantArt account])
+
*[Mod] jphgolf4321: and let's stop the caps before i mute the lot of you!
 +
*[Mod] Just_robinho: I will start muting all of yall
  
"What is a present"
+
'''* [Governor] mine_man_: *bashes ban hammer on the table like a 1 year old with a fork'''
"how do I open it"
 
  
  ModernArt: we have to go to [[Banana|banana]]
+
When talking about allowed builds
  Frosty_Creeper10: we have to route it via [[Banana|banana]]
+
  *[RednaxAP] But it does need to be at least partially realistic
 +
*[mine_man_] eg, rapture might not be allowed
 +
*[Planner_12] What's a Rapture
 +
  *[mine_man_] -_-
  
_Lego_: do you know what's worse than death?
+
*thats one way to kick ardy out your city
ModernArt: minecraft.
+
*i was accepted on the day colafest happened, great 1st impressions
ModernArt: LOL wrong timing
+
*fast cars, ladies in skimpy costumes, sun, swaering, INSTAWOOT! (when tar played "work b****" on radio)
SnowPuffball_: that chain tho
+
*vanadium, the comapny that says it will take over the world but doesnt know why
Patrioticjet194: Someone walking into your room when your playing minecraft
 
  
[Media] ModernArt: the number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce meme has been added to Izumo's city anthem
+
*DukeyTheDogTown ( Trying to say the towns name at P6
SoaPuffball: wut
 
Frosty_Creeper_10: ^
 
  
*cabal rides the cabal car
+
*Yoshi dont Hit me with your stick!
  
  ModernArt: Anyone want land in Pasadena
+
  AlikSong: What's everyone's plans for valentines day
  SoaPuffball: i want sea
+
  mine_man_: stay in bed and die
  ModernArt: sea?
+
  SoSo123: Add that to the quotes
ModernArt: ok
+
  _HeavenAngel_: date my computer
ModernArt: anyone want lake property in pasadeba
+
  AlikSong: sad
  SoaPuffball: not sea
 
  ModernArt: or else the lake has the same laws as a person
 
  
*eraser banning
+
mine_man_: in 1.13 you loose the ability to make logs that dont have a direction (aka, have bark on all faces)
 +
SoaPuffball: no you dont
 +
mine_man_: you do
 +
SoaPuffball: there's a new block for that
 +
mine_man_: they removed the id value for it
 +
mine_man: oh wait there is?
 +
SoaPuffball: ye
 +
mine_man_: welp ignoreme
  
  SoaPuffball joined the game.
+
mine_man_: am I your first or second endorsement firstly
  ModernArt: soa franchise throw at my face pls
+
  SoaPuffball: first
 +
mine_man_: YES
 +
  mine_man_: I WILL
  
== {{u|MojangChan}} ==
+
*I may ave copied 31 million blocks
*im gonna kermit suicide
 
*bboi my favorite, 1 b a r p i n g
 
  
time2makemymove: 100 isnt a hard minimum tho right?
+
mine_man_'s Premier Review for [[Larkspur]]:
  MojangChan: will 100 dirt huts make a premier city?
+
  The scale of the town is
chiefbozx: Correct
 
  
*banana ketchup is good with fried chicken
+
=={{u|MishkaMan}}==
 +
*CaptLincoln shows guest my burger joint in his town.
 +
{{color|cyan|[Citizen]}}CaptLincoln: This is Mishka's joint.
 +
{{color|red|(Detroit_Kitteh -> me:}} Do you smoke weed?)
 +
{{color|red|(me -> Detroit_Kitteh:}} Of course not!)
 +
{{color|red|(Detroit_Kitteh -> me:}} but you own a joint in Lincolns town)
 +
{{color|red|(me -> Detroit_Kitteh:}} Its a burger joint you dummy!)
  
  MojangChan: on the first day of christmas my true love sent to me
+
  goin to go to weep right now
  MojangChan: a ucar in a birch tree
+
*sleep
 +
  sorry
  
  MojangChan: conric
+
  if any admods are busy, may i please get a W/E?
MojangChan: oh he not here
+
  aren't lol
Conric005: yes i am
 
Conric005: :P
 
MojangChan: oh
 
MojangChan: im blind
 
MojangChan: hi
 
Cact0: oof
 
  Conric005: hi
 
  
  MojangChan: do u live in the great state of Polygon???
+
  camelfantasy: install schematica 1.8.9
  Citybuilder_: POLYGON!!!
+
MishkaMan: wat
  daltdisneyland: sorry i live in circle
+
MishkaMan: i have to install that too
 +
camelfantasy: NO DUH
 +
camelfantasy: that is the mod
 +
MishkaMan: oh god Forge is just an installer
 +
MishkaMan: IM SO STIPID
 +
MishkaMan: STUPID
 +
chiefbozx: welcome to the world of minecraft mods my friend
 +
  camelfantasy: GG
 +
  MishkaMan: i cant even spell stupid right
  
  [Discord] MojangChan: catdog
+
  MishkaMan: what are dubs?
  [Discord] MojangChan: caaaaatdog
+
  camelfantasy: dubs_17
  SoaPuffball: hi moj
+
  camelfantasy: :P
  SoaPuffball: caaaaatdooooog
+
  MishkaMan: no lol on the radio
  MojangChan joined the game.
+
  frogggggg: gg
  autofire372: alone in the world was a single catdog
+
dubs_17 joined the game.
Vickiposa: meow
+
  MiskaMan: #SUMMONED
  
  SoaPuffball: hey mojang
+
  MishkaMan: almost put a window in a dining room displaying the bathroom
MojangChan: yes
+
  LDShadowLord: This isn't Thailand, you don't need that.
SoaPuffball: can you please give me mojangitis
+
  MishkaMan: whats daddy doin
MojangChan: sure
 
[Discord] TheGreenKangaroo: same
 
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: hey mojang
 
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: can you please give me hepatitis
 
MojangChan: by the power of Jesus Christ, Muhammad, and every other religeous power in the universe, I hereby strike the godly power of Mojangitis upon thee, mey god's grace be with you
 
  SoaPuffball: thank you
 
SoaPuffball: frosty also requested hepatitis btw
 
MojangChan: i don't contract hepatitis
 
KittyCat11231: jesus christ is under arrest for biological warfare
 
MojangChan: only mojangitis
 
Frosty_Creeper10: :frowning:
 
  EspiDev: lol
 
  
*Sir "peepee2727", you will be further interrogated by the Mojang Union Bureau of Homeland Security for your citizenship admission into the MU
+
*i didnt forget baout eh groceries btw Soa (when SoaPuffball requested a Kolpino's Groceries from MishkaMan)
*Air is secretly Cheese Whiz
 
  
[Discord] MojangChan: vroom vroom
+
==mjjo123==
[Discord] MojangChan: brrrrrrrrrrrr
 
SoaPuffball: hi moj
 
[Discord] MojangChan: *intense car noises*
 
SoaPuffball: are you in an iceberg MojangChan
 
[Discord] MojangChan: m a y b e
 
  
*pax mojangea: if u want peace, then let there be mojangitis
+
*On the 4th day of MRT Frumple gave to me: 2 mods a modding, two turtles touching
  
=={{u|Keks63|MonsieurKeks}}==
+
==ModernArt==
* Tom, there's a road stuck in your face.
+
[Lottery] ModernArt just bought 1 ticket! Draw in 1s
* Let me just get my screwdriver out..
+
[Lottery] Congratulations to ModernArt for winning $206!
* I'm not drinking wine... or should I?
+
[Lottery] There was a total of 20 players buying 93 tickets!
* No, I just eat cookies.
 
* *As a joke* Hi, This is a terrible server, bye!
 
* Spoon?
 
* man, i Can't keyboard
 
* Seriously, sopt
 
* Thanks for greeting me in this... Electrifying way! (april fools day 2015)
 
* I accidentally /msg'd cort a german message, hope he doesn't understand it :D
 
  
  hnt: would anyone require a left-hand slot at RPBT?
+
[Mayor+] ModernArt: oh dear my baby brother is eating his foot again
  keks: Really Powerfull Bus Terminal?
+
<br>
 +
[Mayor+] ModernArt: Lanark tp to me (meant to say Earack)
 +
 
 +
[Guest]: It's not a fight, it's a friendly discussion.
 +
  [Mayor+] ModernArt: '''yes and NO. It turned from a friendly discussion to a friendly discussion.'''
 +
[Guest]: Can you not bold?
 +
  [Mayor+] ModernArt: '''sure'''
  
I also probably have procrastination disease
+
I'm riding the MRT by boat :D
 +
help im stuck
 +
 
 +
_HeavenAngel_ is now AFK.
 +
_HeavenAngel_ is no longer AFK.
 +
[Governor] _HeavenAngel_: lies
 +
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''why you always lying'''
 +
[Mod] Narnia17:'''WHY USE OBNOXIOUS COLOR CODES????????'''
 +
later...
 +
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''soa why you always trying'''
 +
[Citizen] SoaPuffball: modern why you always trying
  
*oh god, kan't tpye.
+
  if the soccerball hits the butterburger shop
   
+
  *fine fine fine*
  Hnt: TfA is pleased to announce new Redloch Hanging Monorail Services
+
  cash cash cash
Keks: Wait HNT... Is the hanging included?
 
  Keks: Or do I have to provide my own piece of rope?
 
  
  [Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: wait, we have admins?
+
  knowmads7: moar nukes
  [Mod] MonsieurKeks: Yeah, you didn'T know that?
+
  ModernArt: Eco-friendly nukes
  [Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: isk, never saw them
+
  SoaPuffball: xD
  [Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: XD
+
  knowmads7: ha
[Mod] MonsieurKeks: Let'S see, how were their names already... sometjing tom, a five, a ghost and... eh... oh, a box.
 
  
== moriaofmines ==
+
*wot is deviantart is it a copy of me (after SoaPuffball shares [https://soapuffball.deviantart.com/ his deviantArt account])
  
  JustFarkie is now AFK.
+
  "What is a present"
  ModernArt is now AFK.
+
  "how do I open it"
sheimoria: wb 2x
 
SoaPuffball: lel
 
sheimoria: wait they're afk lmaoooo
 
SoaPuffball: ^
 
CyAmethyst: Two people go AFK, and he wb's them both to AFK Land
 
  
  Frosty_Creeper10 joined the game.
+
  ModernArt: we have to go to [[Banana|banana]]
SoaPuffball: wb f r o s t y
+
  Frosty_Creeper10: we have to route it via [[Banana|banana]]
  sheimoria: eww a prosty
 
  
  nicbrats: sexist sheim
+
  _Lego_: do you know what's worse than death?
sheimoria: wait what?
+
  ModernArt: minecraft.
sheimoria: oh right hes a gurl
+
  ModernArt: LOL wrong timing
Needn_NL: No she isn't ready
+
  SnowPuffball_: that chain tho
camelfantasy: "hes a gurl"
+
  Patrioticjet194: Someone walking into your room when your playing minecraft
time2makemymove: i saw it shei :D its great
 
nicbrats: "hes a gurl"
 
CaptainChimpy: "he's a gurl"
 
  camelfantasy: *quotes*
 
  sheimoria: thanks!
 
  Needn_NL: "he's a gurl"
 
sheimoria: wait no shes a boy
 
camelfantasy: wat
 
time2makemymove: xD
 
Needn_NL: XD
 
camelfantasy: *brain explodes*
 
hvt2011: wat
 
time2makemymove: lmao
 
nicbrats: really makes you think
 
  sheimoria: its 2017 guys
 
  
  [Trustee] moriaofmines: camel then whats your face
+
  [Media] ModernArt: the number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce meme has been added to Izumo's city anthem
[Governor] camelfantasy: my wat
+
  SoaPuffball: wut
[Senator+] MikeRoma: im the only one in my family that was born here (not counting cousins etc)
+
  Frosty_Creeper_10: ^
[Trial Mod] _HeavenAngel_: did u kill john wicks dog
 
[Trustee] moriaofmines: your face
 
[Governor] camelfantasy: i think im the first one in my entire family born here
 
  [Server] Save complete: 0m 57s
 
  [Senator+] MikeRoma: even my brother was born in Russia
 
[Trustee] moriaofmines: oh sorry, your race
 
[Governor] camelfantasy: *facepalm*
 
[Governor] camelfantasy: someone quote that
 
[Senator+] MikeRoma: nah
 
[Trustee] moriaofmines: *racepalm*
 
[Senator+] MikeRoma: XD
 
[Governor] camelfantasy: ...
 
[Senator+] MikeRoma: GG
 
[Governor] camelfantasy: now you should really quote it
 
  
== {{u|Mossie_1810}} ==
+
*cabal rides the cabal car
  
  Mossie: one sex i can tp you there
+
  ModernArt: Anyone want land in Pasadena
  Mossie: oops
+
SoaPuffball: i want sea
  SoSo: one sex xD
+
  ModernArt: sea?
  Mossie: *sec
+
  ModernArt: ok
  crepper: o.O
+
  ModernArt: anyone want lake property in pasadeba
  Mossie: xD
+
  SoaPuffball: not sea
 +
  ModernArt: or else the lake has the same laws as a person
  
SoSo: my dad's back
+
*eraser banning
Mossie: wb dad
 
SoSo: xD
 
  
==MRT_Kaizo_Keiho==
+
SoaPuffball joined the game.
(In discord after the server crashed)
+
ModernArt: soa franchise throw at my face pls
  
Ohno... Now minecraft has become completely useless again.
+
ModernArt: if i drain this lake it would be a disaster
 +
MistleSoa: then drain it
 +
ModernArt: '''''noye'''''
 +
MistleSoa: noye
 +
ModernArt: '''''noyes'''''
  
=={{u|Music3_0}}==
+
=={{u|Keks63|MonsieurKeks}}==
* What does herro mean?
 
* Nope, I'm on  a Gatorade high :)
 
* Logs on <br /> Music: My P***y Hurts! <br /> Hawks: XD
 
* MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!
 
* It Always rains squids and anvils in [[Zicronia]]
 
* Chiefy likey the spanky's :P
 
* (While singing to Yoshi and Thriller and thinking of Mega :P) Cause this is Bon*r. :0 , OMG. Mumble Epic Fail
 
* (After Kittycat11231 said, "All Americans say I!") All Canadians say sorry!
 
* (diff | hist) . . '''Minor''' Music's Gems‎; 22:59 . . '''(+552)'''‎ . . ‎Music3 0 (Talk | contribs)
 
* I need a litter box
 
* *Music3_0 riased my nad
 
* im getting aroused by a blanket
 
  
=={{u|mustang_guy}}==
+
*Tom, there's a road stuck in your face.
* troll me! (when on his phone)
+
*Let me just get my screwdriver out..
* Hi Tim
+
*I'm not drinking wine... or should I?
 +
*No, I just eat cookies.
 +
*<nowiki>*As a joke* Hi, This is a terrible server, bye!</nowiki>
 +
*Spoon?
 +
*man, i Can't keyboard
 +
*Seriously, sopt
 +
*Thanks for greeting me in this... Electrifying way! (april fools day 2015)
 +
*I accidentally /msg'd cort a german message, hope he doesn't understand it :D
  
  mustang_guy: Thomas, can you give me a tp to the mail centre to die?  
+
  hnt: would anyone require a left-hand slot at RPBT?
  Thomasfyfe: I'm sorry, the mail centre doesn't kill people, yet.
+
  keks: Really Powerfull Bus Terminal?
  
*Carbon, ask her out! (Mumble inside joke)
+
I also probably have procrastination disease
* Correction: there are some randon things... did you see shasta's giant d**k that is underground? *Duck XD
 
  
  [Councillor] mustang_guy: Destroying MRT lines is kinda fun
+
*oh god, kan't tpye.
  [Councillor] mustang_guy: In fact, destroying things in general is fun... I wish the beta server was still up...
+
  [Guest] Supykun: Grief?
+
  Hnt: TfA is pleased to announce new Redloch Hanging Monorail Services
[Councillor] mustang_guy: No
+
  Keks: Wait HNT... Is the hanging included?
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Large bridge renovation
+
  Keks: Or do I have to provide my own piece of rope?
  
  [Guest]: Where does this airport fly to?
+
  [Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: wait, we have admins?
  [Councillor] mustang_guy: Airports don't fly
+
  [Mod] MonsieurKeks: Yeah, you didn'T know that?
  [Councillor] mustang_guy: but airplanes do
+
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: isk, never saw them
 +
[Premier+] CortesiRaccoon: XD
 +
  [Mod] MonsieurKeks: Let'S see, how were their names already... sometjing tom, a five, a ghost and... eh... oh, a box.
  
=={{u|Narnia17}}==
+
==moriaofmines==
  
  Micheal:narn?
+
JustFarkie is now AFK.
  Micheal:u can halp meh :p
+
ModernArt is now AFK.
  Narnia17:sorry to spoil the dream, but i'm on minechat
+
sheimoria: wb 2x
 +
SoaPuffball: lel
 +
sheimoria: wait they're afk lmaoooo
 +
SoaPuffball: ^
 +
CyAmethyst: Two people go AFK, and he wb's them both to AFK Land
  
  *Member1 left the game*
+
  Frosty_Creeper10 joined the game.
Narnia17: wb
+
  SoaPuffball: wb f r o s t y
Member2: ?
+
  sheimoria: eww a prosty
*Member3 left the game*
 
  Narnia17: wb
 
  Member2: are you just saying wb when you see the yellow text?
 
Narnia17: sorry about that
 
*Member4 left the game*
 
Narnia17: wb
 
Member2: ...
 
  
*Narnia17: Hey look, I'm a spider ::::D
+
nicbrats: sexist sheim
 
+
sheimoria: wait what?
  {{rank|Mod}} Narnia17: I got it Omri.
+
sheimoria: oh right hes a gurl
  {{rank|Mod}} Ortem: I AM NOT OMRI!
+
Needn_NL: No she isn't ready
 +
camelfantasy: "hes a gurl"
 +
time2makemymove: i saw it shei :D its great
 +
nicbrats: "hes a gurl"
 +
CaptainChimpy: "he's a gurl"
 +
camelfantasy: *quotes*
 +
sheimoria: thanks!
 +
Needn_NL: "he's a gurl"
 +
sheimoria: wait no shes a boy
 +
camelfantasy: wat
 +
time2makemymove: xD
 +
Needn_NL: XD
 +
camelfantasy: *brain explodes*
 +
hvt2011: wat
 +
time2makemymove: lmao
 +
nicbrats: really makes you think
 +
sheimoria: its 2017 guys
 +
 
 +
[Trustee] moriaofmines: camel then whats your face
 +
[Governor] camelfantasy: my wat
 +
  [Senator+] MikeRoma: im the only one in my family that was born here (not counting cousins etc)
 +
[Trial Mod] _HeavenAngel_: did u kill john wicks dog
 +
[Trustee] moriaofmines: your face
 +
[Governor] camelfantasy: i think im the first one in my entire family born here
 +
[Server] Save complete: 0m 57s
 +
[Senator+] MikeRoma: even my brother was born in Russia
 +
[Trustee] moriaofmines: oh sorry, your race
 +
[Governor] camelfantasy: *facepalm*
 +
[Governor] camelfantasy: someone quote that
 +
[Senator+] MikeRoma: nah
 +
[Trustee] moriaofmines: *racepalm*
 +
[Senator+] MikeRoma: XD
 +
[Governor] camelfantasy: ...
 +
[Senator+] MikeRoma: GG
 +
  [Governor] camelfantasy: now you should really quote it
 +
 
 +
=={{u|Mossie_1810}}==
  
  (giving a W/E to SilverBubble)
+
  Mossie: one sex i can tp you there
  silver three things
+
  Mossie: oops
  A)you haven't filled in the space I gave you
+
  SoSo: one sex xD
  B)this world edit is over 500K blocks
+
Mossie: *sec
  C)I'm bad at counting reasons
+
  crepper: o.O
 +
  Mossie: xD
  
  FredTheTimeLord: Hey narnia, you should work on the TFM
+
  SoSo: my dad's back
FredTheTimeLord died
+
  Mossie: wb dad
Narnia17: how about no
+
  SoSo: xD
hvt2011: *mentions TFM
 
hvt2011 died.
 
SoaPuffball: yao cNT kell me
 
SoaPuffball: TFM
 
SoaPuffball died
 
SoaPuffball: lelel
 
CyAmethyst: Narnia is a murder machine
 
hvt2011: oh look its tfm
 
hvt2011 died
 
Narnia17: nao.
 
Later...
 
Narnia17: you didn't give me a reason before soa, but then you did so I capitalized
 
FredTheTimeLord: Narnia, give me a tour of the TFM please
 
Narnia17: nao
 
  SoaPuffball: fred dies
 
  FredTheTimeLord: tfm
 
Narnia17: complicated metros trigger me
 
FredTheTimeLord: Ride TFM
 
Narnia17 left the game.
 
 
  
(hooking Narnia with a fishing rod)
+
==MRT_Kaizo_Keiho==
SoaPuffball: i fish mods
+
(In discord after the server crashed)
SoaPuffball: for a business
 
Narnia17 teleported SoaPuffball to spawn
 
Narnia17: i send people to spawn
 
Narnia17: for a business
 
  
(tping to Soleurs)
+
Ohno... Now minecraft has become completely useless again.
SoSo123: why did narnia tp to me
 
SoSo123: Soleurs SoaPuffball SoSo123
 
Narnia17: I saw [Governor] So and I just assumed soso
 
  
(Fred "summoned" Narnia)
+
=={{u|Music3_0}}==
FredTheTimeLord: I said "Like Narnia would say, "Y'all need to relax""
 
Narnia17: y'all need to relax
 
  
SoaPuffball: do any of you play 1.10 mods?
+
*What does herro mean?
  Narnia17: no but i am a 1.12 mod
+
*Nope, I'm on a Gatorade high :)
SoaPuffball: lol
+
*Logs on <br /> Music: My P***y Hurts! <br /> Hawks: XD
sesese9: xD
+
*MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!
Narnia17: huehue
+
*It Always rains squids and anvils in [[Zicronia]]
SoaPuffball: i heard a certain _HeavenAngel_ was playing Narnia17 xD
+
*Chiefy likey the spanky's :P
Narnia17: :(
+
*(While singing to Yoshi and Thriller and thinking of Mega :P) Cause this is Bon*r. :0 , OMG. Mumble Epic Fail
 +
*(After Kittycat11231 said, "All Americans say I!") All Canadians say sorry!
 +
*(diff | hist) . . '''Minor''' Music's Gems‎; 22:59 . . '''(+552)'''‎ . . ‎Music3 0 (Talk | contribs)
 +
*I need a litter box
 +
*<nowiki>*Music3_0 riased my nad</nowiki>
 +
*im getting aroused by a blanket
  
Narnia17: ''why does nobody understand copy points''
+
=={{u|mustang_guy}}==
SnowPuffball: xD
 
frogggggg: Nah I dont understand stacks
 
knowmads7: I do Narn
 
frogggggg: sorta
 
ModernArt: what know said
 
frogggggg: I do a bit
 
Narnia17: so copy from where frog?
 
knowmads7: *facefloor
 
* more attempts on W/E and copypoints *
 
knowmads7: facewoodchipper
 
SnowPuffball: xD
 
  
Narnia17: ayylion is about to type a bunch or r's just a warning
+
*troll me! (when on his phone)
AyyLion: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
+
*Hi Tim
  
=={{u|Needn_NL}}==
+
mustang_guy: Thomas, can you give me a tp to the mail centre to die?
  Needn: Hey a message
+
Thomasfyfe: I'm sorry, the mail centre doesn't kill people, yet.
  Needn: mail read
 
  Needn then did /mail read like he should do
 
  ShovelVillager: You need a /
 
  Needn: thx XD
 
  
*[Media] Needn_NL: im abused by media halp (people are using Media to troll SoSo123)
+
*Carbon, ask her out! (Mumble inside joke)
 +
*Correction: there are some randon things... did you see shasta's giant d**k that is underground? *Duck XD
  
  (about the yet to be opened Gemstride Melodia Airfield)
+
  [Councillor] mustang_guy: Destroying MRT lines is kinda fun
  London150: gAtEs?!?!?!?!??!
+
[Councillor] mustang_guy: In fact, destroying things in general is fun... I wish the beta server was still up...
  [Discord] Needn_NL: Nao, you don't have an airline you brit
+
  [Guest] Supykun: Grief?
 +
  [Councillor] mustang_guy: No
 +
[Councillor] mustang_guy: Large bridge renovation
  
  SoaPuffball: mesa > badlands
+
  [Guest]: Where does this airport fly to?
Needn_NL: badlands?
+
  [Councillor] mustang_guy: Airports don't fly
  SoaPuffball: the new name for mesa
+
  [Councillor] mustang_guy: but airplanes do
  Needn_NL: eew sweatglands
 
  
== NeonYellow25 ==
+
=={{u|Narnia17}}==
  
Neon: I suck a dumb girf
+
  Micheal:narn?
Kitty: LOL
+
  Micheal:u can halp meh :p
 +
  Narnia17:sorry to spoil the dream, but i'm on minechat
  
  ive rode a bike down a kill at like 40 km/h with no brakes and when i crashed into the tree it almost hilled me
+
  *Member1 left the game*
  Hill*
+
Narnia17: wb
  Killed smh*
+
Member2: ?
 +
*Member3 left the game*
 +
Narnia17: wb
 +
Member2: are you just saying wb when you see the yellow text?
 +
Narnia17: sorry about that
 +
  *Member4 left the game*
 +
  Narnia17: wb
 +
Member2: ...
  
== Ninjasaac ==
+
*Narnia17: Hey look, I'm a spider ::::D
Snowdude01: this minechat message is sponsored by aquafina - water, monetized by pepsi
 
Ninjasaac: i like cock
 
Ninjasaac: *coke
 
  
=={{u|nicrats}}==
+
{{rank|Mod}} Narnia17: I got it Omri.
[nicrats]: 7seen soso123
+
  {{rank|Mod}} Ortem: I AM NOT OMRI!
  [frogggggg]: gg
 
[nicrats]: fail
 
[frogggggg]: he was on yesterday i think
 
[nicrats]: 7seen soso123
 
[nicrats]: double fail
 
[frogggggg]: lol
 
  
  [TalonPlays]: Oh cynra
+
  (giving a W/E to SilverBubble)
  [CynraSilver]: Yeah?
+
  silver three things
  [TalonPlays]: did you vote for CBRP yet?
+
  A)you haven't filled in the space I gave you
[CynraSilver]: CBRP?
+
  B)this world edit is over 500K blocks
[TalonPlays]: CRPB*
+
  C)I'm bad at counting reasons
  [CynraSilver]: ?
 
  [nicrats]: City Bank Romotion Patch
 
  
*hey cort7ptime night
+
FredTheTimeLord: Hey narnia, you should work on the TFM
 +
FredTheTimeLord died
 +
Narnia17: how about no
 +
hvt2011: *mentions TFM
 +
hvt2011 died.
 +
SoaPuffball: yao cNT kell me
 +
SoaPuffball: TFM
 +
SoaPuffball died
 +
SoaPuffball: lelel
 +
CyAmethyst: Narnia is a murder machine
 +
hvt2011: oh look its tfm
 +
hvt2011 died
 +
Narnia17: nao.
 +
Later...
 +
Narnia17: you didn't give me a reason before soa, but then you did so I capitalized
 +
FredTheTimeLord: Narnia, give me a tour of the TFM please
 +
Narnia17: nao
 +
SoaPuffball: fred dies
 +
FredTheTimeLord: tfm
 +
Narnia17: complicated metros trigger me
 +
FredTheTimeLord: Ride TFM
 +
Narnia17 left the game.
  
==nktrain==
+
(hooking Narnia with a fishing rod)
  tarheelscouse: naturally they would have a high speed line between them
+
  SoaPuffball: i fish mods
  nktrain: I don't have a hunger bar.....
+
  SoaPuffball: for a business
  tarheelscouse: creative, maybe?
+
Narnia17 teleported SoaPuffball to spawn
  nktrain: oh
+
  Narnia17: i send people to spawn
(was in a minecart in survival mode)
+
  Narnia17: for a business
  
  nktrain: aaaaaaaahhhhh
+
  (tping to Soleurs)
  nktrain: i like trains
+
  SoSo123: why did narnia tp to me
  nktrain died
+
  SoSo123: Soleurs SoaPuffball SoSo123
  tarheelscouse: loool
+
  Narnia17: I saw [Governor] So and I just assumed soso
  
*would anyone like to build on this server
+
(Fred "summoned" Narnia)
 +
FredTheTimeLord: I said "Like Narnia would say, "Y'all need to relax""
 +
Narnia17: y'all need to relax
  
 +
SoaPuffball: do any of you play 1.10 mods?
 +
Narnia17: no but i am a 1.12 mod
 +
SoaPuffball: lol
 +
sesese9: xD
 +
Narnia17: huehue
 +
SoaPuffball: i heard a certain _HeavenAngel_ was playing Narnia17 xD
 +
Narnia17: :(
  
Player Console kicked Davidass for You have been kicked for idling more than 10 minutes..
+
Narnia17: ''why does nobody understand copy points''
 +
SnowPuffball: xD
 +
frogggggg: Nah I dont understand stacks
 +
knowmads7: I do Narn
 +
frogggggg: sorta
 +
ModernArt: what know said
 +
frogggggg: I do a bit
 +
Narnia17: so copy from where frog?
 +
knowmads7: *facefloor
 +
* more attempts on W/E and copypoints *
 +
knowmads7: facewoodchipper
 +
SnowPuffball: xD
 +
 
 +
Narnia17: ayylion is about to type a bunch or r's just a warning
 +
AyyLion: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  
nktrain: #asskick
+
=={{u|Needn_NL}}==
 +
  Needn: Hey a message
 +
  Needn: mail read
 +
  Needn then did /mail read like he should do
 +
  ShovelVillager: You need a /
 +
  Needn: thx XD
  
nktrain: I love swimming in Whitechapel
+
*[Media] Needn_NL: im abused by media halp (people are using Media to troll SoSo123)
nktrain drowned
 
  
=={{u|Noah|Noahlichstein/nopro988}}==
+
(about the yet to be opened Gemstride Melodia Airfield)
*I need a suitable house for my five kids and two wives.
+
  London150: gAtEs?!?!?!?!??!
* I can c*m
+
  [Discord] Needn_NL: Nao, you don't have an airline you brit
** AP_Red: ....
 
  Noah: who has a bigger dick: obama or romney?
 
  Hawks: ...
 
Cal: noah dont
 
Kitty: probably romney tbh
 
* (after joining SkyTransit Alliance) robin, chief kinda hooked me up
 
* (In Mumble) What color is green?
 
  
== {{u|o8f}} ==
+
SoaPuffball: mesa > badlands
*Tired of any airline? Fly there yourself with a revolutionary new technology - the W key
+
Needn_NL: badlands?
 +
SoaPuffball: the new name for mesa
 +
Needn_NL: eew sweatglands
  
== Okok237 ==
+
==NeonYellow25==
* My design is so barebones its almost cyanworthy. (in regards to Cyan Systems)
 
* alright ima get some
 
  
=={{u|Omricon}}==
+
  Neon: I suck a dumb girf
*What is the Orange line?
+
  Kitty: LOL
*No seriously, what is the Orange line?
 
*So where's my penthouse?? :P
 
CaptainChimpy: Cort!
 
Omricon: Cort now you can do your own damn w/e's :p
 
  CaptainChimpy: Your tag just got more orange!
 
  CortesiRaccoon: basically XD
 
  
  * mine_man_ is now AFK.
+
  ive rode a bike down a kill at like 40 km/h with no brakes and when i crashed into the tree it almost hilled me
[Governor] mine_man_: im afk
+
  Hill*
[Mayor] WashingtonTdt: whoa
+
  Killed smh*
[Governor] mine_man_: teeheehee
 
* mine_man_ is no longer AFK.
 
[Member] dope_cheese: how?
 
[Governor] mine_man_: hax jk
 
[Senator+] Ardyan: 102% legit magic hax
 
[Mod] Omricon: I can quit and still talk!
 
[Mod] Omricon: Super hax
 
[Governor] mine_man_: err, no
 
Omricon left the game.
 
  [Governor] mine_man_: your still online :P
 
  [Mod] Omricon: Problem?
 
  
* [Mod] Omricon: damn it yoshi
+
==Ninjasaac==
 +
Snowdude01: this minechat message is sponsored by aquafina - water, monetized by pepsi
 +
Ninjasaac: i like cock
 +
Ninjasaac: *coke
  
* Omricon joined the game.
+
=={{u|nicrats}}==
* [Mayor] Sirots: wb
+
[nicrats]: 7seen soso123
* [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: wat
+
[frogggggg]: gg
* [Trustee] frankbros429: no its the spring version of flood in houston day today
+
[nicrats]: fail
* [Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: I wasn'te ven doing a world edit xD
+
[frogggggg]: he was on yesterday i think
* [Mod] Omricon: damn it hnt!
+
[nicrats]: 7seen soso123
 +
[nicrats]: double fail
 +
[frogggggg]: lol
  
  [Mod] lalaboy: I should go back playing overwatch
+
  [TalonPlays]: Oh cynra
  [Mayor] powerminer01: good luck
+
  [CynraSilver]: Yeah?
  [Mod] lalaboy: Omri do you play overwatch
+
  [TalonPlays]: did you vote for CBRP yet?
...
+
  [CynraSilver]: CBRP?
[Mod] lalaboy: I suspect you don't
+
  [TalonPlays]: CRPB*
[Mod] lalaboy: anyway...
+
  [CynraSilver]: ?
lalaboy left the game.
+
  [nicrats]: City Bank Romotion Patch
  [Mod] Omricon: oh
 
  [Mod] Omricon: didn't notice chat lol
 
  [Mod] Omricon: anyway...
 
Omricon left the game.
 
  [Mayor] powerminer01: I really like the fact that both left with the same message
 
[Mod] AlikSong: lol
 
[Governor+] autobus22: xD
 
[Mayor] powerminer01: that's new
 
[Mayor] powerminer01: anyway...
 
powerminer01 left the game.
 
  
== {{u|Osbuso}} ==
+
*hey cort7ptime night
  
  [Lord] Osbuso: Can a [French Hen] or above please evaluate Bearbury for [Lady].
+
==nktrain==
  [Calling Bird] _HeavenAngel_: ok doesnt include me then :D
+
tarheelscouse: naturally they would have a high speed line between them
  [Maid] SnowPuffball_: xD
+
  nktrain: I don't have a hunger bar.....
 +
  tarheelscouse: creative, maybe?
 +
  nktrain: oh
 +
(was in a minecart in survival mode)
  
== p11 ==
+
nktrain: aaaaaaaahhhhh
* I'm near the fly anal bill bored
+
nktrain: i like trains
* anyone near moms apparatus
+
nktrain died
Someone - its mons pratus
+
tarheelscouse: loool
Me - oh
 
  
=={{u|pachcool4}}==
+
*would anyone like to build on this server
* CHEIF!
 
* Benie, can i have a world edit?
 
* GU Announcement* I love spam!
 
* Benie what do you mean by 'Natural Selection'!?
 
* It's Really Quickly! REAL QUICK DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!
 
* No Urinating on Gravcorn's roads.
 
* sorry, my can wanted attention! (meant to say "cat")
 
  
== PamelaJacosqui ==
 
SoaPuffball: what's the town name?
 
PamelaJacosqui: i havent named it yet oops
 
PamelaJacosqui: i am a mess of a human
 
Hightech_TR: TR Tip #563: Name your town before you start it
 
  
== pandg2 ==
+
Player Console kicked Davidass for You have been kicked for idling more than 10 minutes..
*poloticts is wired
 
  
==Papyrus_17==
+
nktrain: #asskick
Papyrus: chief can i have a poulet et croissants?
 
chief: sure
 
chief: stand back
 
[ chief activates schematica's printer ]
 
Papyrus: WAIT WHAT
 
Papyrus: WTF IS THIS!!!
 
chief: {{color|magenta|'''''magic'''''}}
 
  
=={{u|PieTwins}}==
+
nktrain: I love swimming in Whitechapel
 +
nktrain drowned
  
[Mayor+] _Ardy: mind to call me?
+
=={{u|Noah|Noahlichstein/nopro988}}==
[Member] PieTwins: ?
 
[Member] PieTwins: i don't think i can my mom won't want me to (thought phone call)
 
  
==PlebBurnt==
+
*I need a suitable house for my five kids and two wives.
 +
*I can c*m
 +
**AP_Red: ....
  
  ''hvt trying to stay on the computer''
+
  Noah: who has a bigger dick: obama or romney?
  hvt2011: "But Megaman is on!"
+
Hawks: ...
  PlebBurnt: "I don't care, let me use it!!!!"
+
  Cal: noah dont
 +
  Kitty: probably romney tbh
  
=={{u|Ptld|PtldKnight}}==
+
*(after joining SkyTransit Alliance) robin, chief kinda hooked me up
<pre>
+
*(In Mumble) What color is green?
Tulsi: if you had to choose someone on this server that was online rn for president, who would you pick
 
PTLD: Yoshi
 
PTLD: no
 
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game
 
Tulsi: LOLOLOL
 
</pre>
 
Gonna try out the 69th Catronics Store's elevator
 
WHAT
 
*_Ptld fell from a high place*
 
[ATTN] _Ptld is suing Feline Holdings for negligence
 
  
-=Player was Kicked=-
+
=={{u|o8f}}==
Ptld: GgGgGgGgGgGgGgG
 
  
Frumple: Ptld please stop Spamming
+
*Tired of any airline? Fly there yourself with a revolutionary new technology - the W key
  
Random Players: Hi Frumple
+
==Okok237==
  
Ptld: wut
+
*My design is so barebones its almost cyanworthy. (in regards to Cyan Systems)
 +
*alright ima get some
  
Frumple: I AM NOT HERE
+
=={{u|Omricon}}==
  
 +
*What is the Orange line?
 +
*No seriously, what is the Orange line?
 +
*So where's my penthouse?? :P
  
Ptld: FIRST ONE TO FIND ME GETS $20
+
CaptainChimpy: Cort!
 +
Omricon: Cort now you can do your own damn w/e's :p
 +
CaptainChimpy: Your tag just got more orange!
 +
CortesiRaccoon: basically XD
  
godz wants to tp
+
* mine_man_ is now AFK.
 +
[Governor] mine_man_: im afk
 +
[Mayor] WashingtonTdt: whoa
 +
[Governor] mine_man_: teeheehee
 +
* mine_man_ is no longer AFK.
 +
[Member] dope_cheese: how?
 +
[Governor] mine_man_: hax jk
 +
[Senator+] Ardyan: 102% legit magic hax
 +
[Mod] Omricon: I can quit and still talk!
 +
[Mod] Omricon: Super hax
 +
[Governor] mine_man_: err, no
 +
Omricon left the game.
 +
[Governor] mine_man_: your still online :P
 +
[Mod] Omricon: Problem?
  
Ptld: TP IS NOT ALLOWED
+
*[Mod] Omricon: damn it yoshi
  
cal76: caps
+
*Omricon joined the game.
 +
*[Mayor] Sirots: wb
 +
*[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: wat
 +
*[Trustee] frankbros429: no its the spring version of flood in houston day today
 +
*[Mod] MinecraftYoshi26: I wasn'te ven doing a world edit xD
 +
*[Mod] Omricon: damn it hnt!
  
Ptld: CAPS IS ALLOWED
+
[Mod] lalaboy: I should go back playing overwatch
 +
[Mayor] powerminer01: good luck
 +
[Mod] lalaboy: Omri do you play overwatch
 +
...
 +
[Mod] lalaboy: I suspect you don't
 +
[Mod] lalaboy: anyway...
 +
lalaboy left the game.
 +
[Mod] Omricon: oh
 +
[Mod] Omricon: didn't notice chat lol
 +
[Mod] Omricon: anyway...
 +
Omricon left the game.
 +
[Mayor] powerminer01: I really like the fact that both left with the same message
 +
[Mod] AlikSong: lol
 +
[Governor+] autobus22: xD
 +
[Mayor] powerminer01: that's new
 +
[Mayor] powerminer01: anyway...
 +
powerminer01 left the game.
  
*Ptld was kicked for "CAPS IS NOT ALLOWED"
+
=={{u|Osbuso}}==
  
=={{u|mjpwwf|Pueffie}}==
+
  [Lord] Osbuso: Can a [French Hen] or above please evaluate Bearbury for [Lady].
  Xx_DaKing_xX joined the game
+
  [Calling Bird] _HeavenAngel_: ok doesnt include me then :D
  Welcome Xx_DaKing_xX to the Minecraft Rapid Transit server!
+
  [Maid] SnowPuffball_: xD
  [Citizen] mjpwwf: Welcome, DaKing, to the most wafflicious server on Minecraft!
 
Xx_DaKing_xX left the game
 
  
autobus22: *facebus*
+
==p11==
Mjpwwf: *Gives autobus22 some asperin after he headbussed*
 
  
* Breaking news: Countless injuries reported and many others surprised to see it raining men outside. Story at 11.
+
*I'm near the fly anal bill bored
 +
*anyone near moms apparatus
  
[Councillor] tdtspeedy: I'm getting java errors on my Windoes computer...
+
Someone - its mons pratus
[Trustee] mjpwwf: I guess Windoes wants to Windoesn't.
+
Me - oh
  
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''donate to me for randomness'''
+
=={{u|pachcool4}}==
[Citizen] SoaPuffball: ModernArt imma donate $-1
 
[Senator+] mjpwwf: You have recieved $-1 from SoaPuffball.
 
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''fake news'''
 
  
[Citizen] mervynang: Connected with MineChat
+
*CHEIF!
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: Connected with a snow block (said while he was holding a snow block)
+
*Benie, can i have a world edit?
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Introducing SnowBlock''(R)''. The newest app for Minecraft server chat on mobile platforms.TM
+
*GU Announcement* I love spam!
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^-^'
+
*Benie what do you mean by 'Natural Selection'!?
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: you took my app chat joke far :)
+
*It's Really Quickly! REAL QUICK DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Download on the Crapp Store today for free.
+
*No Urinating on Gravcorn's roads.
 +
*sorry, my can wanted attention! (meant to say "cat")
  
(later...)
+
==PamelaJacosqui==
  godziltrain was killed by lalaboy using [Blaster]
+
  SoaPuffball: what's the town name?
  [Trustee] SoaPuffball: lalalalalalalalala *miuscnoet*
+
  PamelaJacosqui: i havent named it yet oops
  [Senator+] mjpwwf: Using the new Miuscnoet(TM) feature of ''SnowBlock'', you can share audiowith your Minecraft friends.
+
  PamelaJacosqui: i am a mess of a human
  [Trustee] SoaPuffball: *sigh*
+
  Hightech_TR: TR Tip #563: Name your town before you start it
  
 +
==pandg2==
  
[Citizen] time2makemymove: "L" get it??? lol
+
*poloticts is wired
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l ?
 
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l .
 
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: m ?
 
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: j.
 
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: p ?
 
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: w.
 
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: w ?
 
[Mayor] CaptainChimpy: f.
 
(some time later)
 
[Senator+] Ardyle: u.
 
[Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: naughty
 
[Mayor+] ModernArt: gg
 
[Senator+] mjpwwf: l.
 
[Senator+] mjpwwf: *averted*
 
[Ardyle -> mjpwwf] fulk you
 
[Ardyle -> mjpwwf] xD
 
  
  (time2makemymove is present)
+
==Papyrus_17==
  mjpwwf: time2sayhaider2all
+
Papyrus: chief can i have a poulet et croissants?
  SoaPuffball: time2stopthetime2puns
+
  chief: sure
 +
chief: stand back
 +
[ chief activates schematica's printer ]
 +
Papyrus: WAIT WHAT
 +
  Papyrus: WTF IS THIS!!!
 +
  chief: {{color|magenta|'''''magic'''''}}
  
mjpwwf: hmm...the sign says Do Not Go Here.
+
=={{u|PieTwins}}==
* mjpwwf goes here.
 
  
  Oshawott_12 joined the game
+
  [Mayor+] _Ardy: mind to call me?
SkyjumperTalon: wb
+
  [Member] PieTwins: ?
  Oshawott_12: hi
+
  [Member] PieTwins: i don't think i can my mom won't want me to (thought phone call)
  mjpwwf: Occupational Health and Safety Administration wott_12 joined the game
 
  
=={{u|Puffball5672}}==
+
==PlebBurnt==
* i found my wood
 
* oh no, i licked myself out *meant to say "locked"*
 
puff: can i nominate frumple
 
music: if u feel he's worthy for trusted rank
 
  
== py0 ==
+
  ''hvt trying to stay on the computer''
  London_IceBoy: Tonight: Heavy snowfall brings distruption and power failures to the UK
+
  hvt2011: "But Megaman is on!"
  pyth0n: WOOOT
+
  PlebBurnt: "I don't care, let me use it!!!!"
London_IceBoy: :DD
 
  SoaPuffball: lol
 
  
=={{u|cgc747|QueenSmae}}==
+
==powerminer01==
 +
[[File:PistonLagMachine.png|thumb|The piston lag machine in question|150px]]
 +
''powerminer01 and autobus22 find a piston lag machine in Watchfield''
 +
Powerminer01: how the frick did it end up here
 +
Powerminer01: and why??
 +
Powerminer01: what a wierd way to say hello
 +
Powerminer01: i don't speak piston
  
*Footy? Is that slang for a slipper?
+
=={{u|Ptld|PtldKnight}}==
*It's weed smoking rasta magic!
+
<pre>
* *is looking at kitty's new [[SkyTransit Alliance|SkyTransit]] livery* I like the dick on the tail! (it was a cloud)
+
Tulsi: if you had to choose someone on this server that was online rn for president, who would you pick
* (In Mumble) Come back Kitty I'm Jewish. *I miss you. That was my phone's autocorrect.
+
PTLD: Yoshi
* (In Mumble) '''Squeaks loudly'''
+
PTLD: no
*imtaRAIL Bitch Line?
+
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game
*i just read that as kinky orgasm..
+
Tulsi: LOLOLOL
 +
</pre>
 +
Gonna try out the 69th Catronics Store's elevator
 +
WHAT
 +
*_Ptld fell from a high place*
 +
[ATTN] _Ptld is suing Feline Holdings for negligence
  
[Member] cgc747: ./me sacrifices a goat to satan to regain my eternal youth
+
-=Player was Kicked=-
[Mayor] mine_man_: wouldnt that just turn you into a goat
+
Ptld: GgGgGgGgGgGgGgG
[Councillor+] ArdyArd: ^^^
 
[Mayor+] Technological99: ^
 
  
 +
Frumple: Ptld please stop Spamming
  
*hnt says elecna bay "elenca bay" and i'm just like no honey
+
Random Players: Hi Frumple
  
*guys i can speak welsh, want to see? "Llanfairasdfghjklposharkeishanogogogoch"
+
Ptld: wut
  
*kenalfenthursty
+
Frumple: I AM NOT HERE
  
*OMG I LOVE THE D... Train in Nippia
 
  
(while chasing NKtrain) ALL HANDS ON DICK   
+
Ptld: FIRST ONE TO FIND ME GETS $20
  
DECK*
+
godz wants to tp
  
=={{u|qwolf1999}}==
+
Ptld: TP IS NOT ALLOWED
* MCYoshi, please get out of my screenshot...
 
* What have you been smoking???
 
* Hey chief, when is the snaps*it coming out? (Meant Snapshot)
 
* I'm doing meth too! (Meant math)
 
  
== Ramona ==
+
cal76: caps
  
hvt2011 left the game.
+
Ptld: CAPS IS ALLOWED
Ramona: aw man the slave lavor left
 
  
=={{u|RLcrafters|RLcrafters}}==
+
*Ptld was kicked for "CAPS IS NOT ALLOWED"
  
*YAY! A person!
+
=={{u|mjpwwf|Pueffie}}==
*I no Fk
+
Xx_DaKing_xX joined the game
*Because their nuggetery levels are over 9000?
+
Welcome Xx_DaKing_xX to the Minecraft Rapid Transit server!
 +
[Citizen] mjpwwf: Welcome, DaKing, to the most wafflicious server on Minecraft!
 +
Xx_DaKing_xX left the game
 +
 
 +
autobus22: *facebus*
 +
Mjpwwf: *Gives autobus22 some asperin after he headbussed*
 +
 
 +
*Breaking news: Countless injuries reported and many others surprised to see it raining men outside. Story at 11.
  
  [P1] tarheelscouse: lala, you're oddly quiet
+
  [Councillor] tdtspeedy: I'm getting java errors on my Windoes computer...
[P1] lalaboy67: That's becasue I'm doing something in the back ground
+
  [Trustee] mjpwwf: I guess Windoes wants to Windoesn't.
[P1] bestmate66: ._.
 
  [P1] tarheelscouse: like what? :P
 
[P1] bestmate66: :P
 
[P1] RLcrafters: o.o RUN!!!
 
[P1] creeperface7990: xD
 
[P1] tarheelscouse: XDXDXD
 
[P1] bestmate66: XD
 
  
*in other news COOKIIEEESSs!!!!
+
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''donate to me for randomness'''
* :D greeeeeeeeeeen!
+
[Citizen] SoaPuffball: ModernArt imma donate $-1
* the horse gave physics the middle finger
+
[Senator+] mjpwwf: You have recieved $-1 from SoaPuffball.
* i almost world edited the taiga line into oblivion
+
[Mayor+] ModernArt: '''fake news'''
  
  [P1] Benie: Great job. Now you just nuked 1/4 of the MRT.
+
  [Citizen] mervynang: Connected with MineChat
  [P1] RLcrafters: YAY
+
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: Connected with a snow block (said while he was holding a snow block)
 +
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Introducing SnowBlock''(R)''. The newest app for Minecraft server chat on mobile platforms.TM
 +
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: ^-^'
 +
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: you took my app chat joke far :)
 +
  [Senator+] mjpwwf: Download on the Crapp Store today for free.
  
* what in the name of jebadiah kerman is this?!
+
(later...)
* u are forever immortalised
+
godziltrain was killed by lalaboy using [Blaster]
 +
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: lalalalalalalalala *miuscnoet*
 +
[Senator+] mjpwwf: Using the new Miuscnoet(TM) feature of ''SnowBlock'', you can share audiowith your Minecraft friends.
 +
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: *sigh*
  
(Ardy and Meet was building the Siletz ARM)
 
Ardy: what's the name of the station in the south
 
Meet: it can be like
 
Meet: you can name it<3
 
RL: welcome to <3 station please change here
 
  
(Allifarki asked RL to build a franchise in his city one day)
+
  [Citizen] time2makemymove: "L" get it??? lol
  [Trustee] allifarki: RL your plot is ready
+
  [Senator+] mjpwwf: l ?
  [Senator] RLcrafters: thts WAAAAAAAAAAY to shit
+
  [Senator+] mjpwwf: l .
allifarki left the game.
+
  [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: m ?
[Senator] RLcrafters: small!*
+
  [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: j.
  [Senator] RLcrafters: crap
+
  [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: p ?
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ew
+
  [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: w.
  [Mayor+] _Ardy: ewww
+
  [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: w ?
[Senator] RLcrafters: someone said tht in mumble and i typed it
+
  [Mayor] CaptainChimpy: f.
  [Mayor+] _Ardy: ewwwwwwwww
+
  (some time later)
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap ._.
+
  [Senator+] Ardyle: u.
  [Senator] Narnia17: who?
+
  [Mayor+] FredTheTimeLord: naughty
allifarki joined the game
+
  [Mayor+] ModernArt: gg
  [Senator] RLcrafters: thts WAAAAAAAAAAY to shit
+
  [Senator+] mjpwwf: l.
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap ._.
+
  [Senator+] mjpwwf: *averted*  
  [Mayor+] _Ardy: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
+
  [Ardyle -> mjpwwf] fulk you
  [Senator] RLcrafters: small
+
  [Ardyle -> mjpwwf] xD
allifarki left the game.
 
  [Mod] jphgolf4321: what the...?
 
  [Senator] RLcrafters: is what i meant to say
 
[Mayor+] _Ardy: twice...
 
[Senator] Narnia17: lol
 
RLcrafters died
 
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
 
  [Mayor+] _Ardy: you keep ragequiting him
 
[Senator] Narnia17: RIP
 
[Mod] jphgolf4321: rip in shit
 
[Mod] jphgolf4321: *small
 
[Senator] Narnia17: LOL
 
[Senator] RLcrafters: ......
 
  [Mayor+] _Ardy: armada is so shit
 
  [Mayor+] _Ardy: *small
 
[Mod] jphgolf4321: huehuehuehuehuehuehue
 
  [Senator] RLcrafters: D: *dies*
 
  [Mayor+] _Ardy: but really armada is shit
 
RLcrafters died
 
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
 
RLcrafters died
 
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
 
RLcrafters died
 
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
 
RLcrafters died
 
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
 
  [Mayor+] _Ardy: yep we just created a new inside joke
 
  
* This station is a bit borkt
+
(time2makemymove is present)
* Bay 1 is the Just-a-bit-too-big-for-a-small-bus-bay-but-not-quite-large-enough-for-a-coach-bay-bay
+
mjpwwf: time2sayhaider2all
 +
SoaPuffball: time2stopthetime2puns
  
*how the f do you build before i can say supercalifragillisticexpialladocious
+
mjpwwf: hmm...the sign says Do Not Go Here.
 +
* mjpwwf goes here.
  
* This is actually a highway, the B-Whatiwannacallitwhenitsdone to segville.
+
Oshawott_12 joined the game
 
+
SkyjumperTalon: wb
* Im apparently pregnant with a baby chief called tarheel jr
+
Oshawott_12: hi
 +
mjpwwf: Occupational Health and Safety Administration wott_12 joined the game
 +
 
 +
=={{u|Puffball5672}}==
 +
 
 +
*i found my wood
 +
*oh no, i licked myself out *meant to say "locked"*
  
*OMG THIS BUILDING GIVES YOU THE FINGER
+
puff: can i nominate frumple
 +
music: if u feel he's worthy for trusted rank
  
*llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch-ium, element number: Wales!
+
==py0==
 +
London_IceBoy: Tonight: Heavy snowfall brings distruption and power failures to the UK
 +
pyth0n: WOOOT
 +
London_IceBoy: :DD
 +
SoaPuffball: lol
  
*Transferium, element 119, like to gain WarpTrains and be angry at everything.
+
=={{u|cgc747|QueenSmae}}==
  
*robin... I LOVE YOU...... KISS ME
+
*Footy? Is that slang for a slipper?
 +
*It's weed smoking rasta magic!
 +
*<nowiki>*is looking at kitty's new </nowiki>[[SkyTransit Alliance|SkyTransit]] livery* I like the dick on the tail! (it was a cloud)
 +
*(In Mumble) Come back Kitty I'm Jewish. *I miss you. That was my phone's autocorrect.
 +
*(In Mumble) '''Squeaks loudly'''
 +
*imtaRAIL Bitch Line?
 +
*i just read that as kinky orgasm..
  
  RLcrafters: ATTN: The AFS HAS NOT shot down santa,
+
  [Member] cgc747: ./me sacrifices a goat to satan to regain my eternal youth
  Santabus22 died
+
[Mayor] mine_man_: wouldnt that just turn you into a goat
 +
[Councillor+] ArdyArd: ^^^
 +
  [Mayor+] Technological99: ^
  
*What we have there is A: a nerd, and 2: ... (much mumble lol'ing ensues)
 
  
* "joins" *a huge explosion is heard, in the distance a mushroom cloud forms* Everything thinks: RL........ :/
+
*hnt says elecna bay "elenca bay" and i'm just like no honey
  
i play like , 5 instruments
+
*guys i can speak welsh, want to see? "Llanfairasdfghjklposharkeishanogogogoch"
not at teh same time though
 
  
== {{u|Robang592}} ==
+
*kenalfenthursty
*spawn (trying to type /spawn)
 
*Shiok Shiok Satay! Shiok Shiok Satay! Beef or chicken patty, lets makan and party!
 
  
=={{u|ryanfriel}}==
+
*OMG I LOVE THE D... Train in Nippia
*SoaPuffball is planning a 16 floor tall skyscraper, and Seastep is AFK. Both players are [Trustee]s.
 
[Guest]: where is 16 floor skyscraper
 
(at the same time)
 
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: in my new town
 
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: in my new town
 
[Mayor+] ryanfriel: he is afk
 
[Mayor+] ryanfriel: shoot got you guys mixed up
 
  
=={{u|samyankeesfan20}}==
+
(while chasing NKtrain) ALL HANDS ON DICK   
* Hi Cheif!|Hi!| *chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*
 
* Don't mind me, I'm just griefing.
 
* AFK, stealing Thomas's bacon. *thomasfyfe shocked samyankeesfan20*
 
* Benie you'll pay for this! (after Benie pranked him during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
 
* I have a new favourite food, an Ish Muffin
 
* Bindo.
 
* Hawks, on Minechat your face looks like an Iron Man that is taking a mega crap.
 
* Throw your hands in the aiya, if you's a true playa. \o/
 
* Sam: I'm off to G10.....to grief >:D Robin: You do that and I'll burn your town.
 
* Rap is poetry. Dirty poetry.
 
* Handy Manny. I break it, you fix it.
 
Sam: I AFK boxed Chief. :D
 
*lighting bolts are heard everywhere*
 
Sam: hi chief...
 
Benie: You angered the gods...
 
jphgolf4321: i think sam's dead...
 
Sam: erm...
 
*chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*
 
Sam: damnit
 
* Go home, you're drunk.
 
* wop wop wop
 
* Yeet
 
* The old map is more overcrowded than the Bronx
 
* bruh
 
* shoutout to all the pear
 
  
== _sans05 ==
+
DECK*
[Media] _sans05: Good Morning Montego! Larkspur officers have hacked the DNC, Trump sworn in as dictator for all life
 
Vickiposa: f***
 
[Media] _sans05: Update: Vickiposa has been arrested by the MRT staff and Frumple
 
[Media] KittyCat11231: '''BNN! Breaking News >>''' Investigators find literal smoking gun inside Vickiposa's admod office.
 
Vickiposa: f*** x2
 
SoaPuffball: oi no swearing
 
SoaPuffball: this is a christian server
 
_sans05: h***
 
Vickiposa: f*** x3
 
  
== Scopez_x_dynamo ==
+
=={{u|qwolf1999}}==
who can make me WORLD TRACE CENTER for $55
 
  
=={{u|Seastep}}==
+
*MCYoshi, please get out of my screenshot...
_HeavenAngel_: So where are you from steppy?
+
*What have you been smoking???
Seastep: Sorry, I may be afk sometimes
+
*Hey chief, when is the snaps*it coming out? (Meant Snapshot)
Seastep: So nationality?
+
*I'm doing meth too! (Meant math)
*lengthy discussion about the definition of 'nationality'*
 
Seastep: So my MRT home town is Aviation
 
Seastep: It is on the NE16 station in the northeastern part of the map
 
Seastep: It is two stops away from Titsensaki (NE18), the eastern terminus of the Northern Line.
 
_HeavenAngel_: gg
 
Seastep: Do I get a cookie for that?
 
_HeavenAngel_: only crumbs
 
_HeavenAngel_: 1/10
 
Seastep: xD
 
  
Seastep: Wait, I can't edit
+
==Ramona==
_HeavenAngel_: ?
 
Seastep: I'm an auto-confirmed user and I'm a Trustee, so I should be able to edit a semi-protected page like Funny Quotes...
 
_HeavenAngel_: really?
 
*Seastep checks wiki page again, notices something*
 
Seastep: nvm
 
Seastep: I didn't log in
 
Seastep: XDD
 
_HeavenAngel_: llel
 
Seastep: I should add that to Funny Quotes too
 
  
  Seastep: well it's the fire
+
  hvt2011 left the game.
  SoSo123: no fire here :P
+
  Ramona: aw man the slave lavor left
Seastep: lol good
 
SoSo123: no fire department here too :P
 
Seastep: lol bad
 
  
Seastep: AP?
+
=={{u|RLcrafters|RLcrafters}}==
AP_Red: aye?
 
Seastep: Could I call you PPAP?
 
Seastep died
 
  
*Soa puts on a dragon head on Seastep while he is editing Funny Quotes. Much later, he tells Sea to do F5.
+
*YAY! A person!
Seastep: Wait how did you get that onto me?!
+
*I no Fk
SoaPuffball: dispensers
+
*Because their nuggetery levels are over 9000?
lfpp003: ?
 
lfpp003: lol
 
Seastep: ...
 
  
  [Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: i have so much unused space
+
  [P1] tarheelscouse: lala, you're oddly quiet
  [Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: dunno what to build here
+
  [P1] lalaboy67: That's becasue I'm doing something in the back ground
  [Trustee] Seastep: 15 Ice Tea Vendors xD
+
[P1] bestmate66: ._.
  [Trustee] SoaPuffball: xD
+
[P1] tarheelscouse: like what? :P
  [Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: lel
+
  [P1] bestmate66: :P
 +
[P1] RLcrafters: o.o RUN!!!
 +
[P1] creeperface7990: xD
 +
  [P1] tarheelscouse: XDXDXD
 +
  [P1] bestmate66: XD
  
*Seastep is raging at Soa for AFK boxing him
+
*in other news COOKIIEEESSs!!!!
OH FFS
+
* :D greeeeeeeeeeen!
SOAAA
+
*the horse gave physics the middle finger
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE??
+
*i almost world edited the taiga line into oblivion
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE???
 
THE LAMB SAUCE!!!
 
YOU CAN'T GRILL
 
WITHOUT LAMB SAUCE
 
  
*cancelling riot because no longer controlled by Gordon Ramsay
+
[P1] Benie: Great job. Now you just nuked 1/4 of the MRT.
 +
[P1] RLcrafters: YAY
  
Titsenski
+
*what in the name of jebadiah kerman is this?!
Savacaciski
+
*u are forever immortalised
Aviationski
 
Savacacski
 
  
  time2makemymove: anyone want to help me out with my glasswork? will pay 10 dollars
+
  (Ardy and Meet was building the Siletz ARM)
  camelfantasy: nah, too much of a pane
+
Ardy: what's the name of the station in the south
  Seastep: ba dum ass
+
Meet: it can be like
 +
  Meet: you can name it<3
 +
  RL: welcome to <3 station please change here
  
  *talking rather quickly*
+
  (Allifarki asked RL to build a franchise in his city one day)
  Slow down your chat! You're halfway to being muted to spam!
+
  [Trustee] allifarki: RL your plot is ready
  Seastep: I'm apparently half-way to being muted to spam
+
[Senator] RLcrafters: thts WAAAAAAAAAAY to shit
  TheSubway: lel
+
allifarki left the game.
  TheSubway: gg
+
[Senator] RLcrafters: small!*
  TheSubway: get muted for spam
+
  [Senator] RLcrafters: crap
 
+
  [Mayor+] _Ardy: ew
=={{u|sesese9}}==
+
  [Mayor+] _Ardy: ewww
  sesese9: On the third day, God said let there be rest..
+
  [Senator] RLcrafters: someone said tht in mumble and i typed it
  _frozen: On the third day, God said 'What the heck happened here?!'
+
[Mayor+] _Ardy: ewwwwwwwww
  sesese9: World-Edit happened...
+
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap ._.
  Narnia17: lol
+
  [Senator] Narnia17: who?
 +
allifarki joined the game
 +
[Senator] RLcrafters: thts WAAAAAAAAAAY to shit
 +
[Senator] RLcrafters: crap ._.
 +
  [Mayor+] _Ardy: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 +
[Senator] RLcrafters: small
 +
allifarki left the game.
 +
[Mod] jphgolf4321: what the...?
 +
  [Senator] RLcrafters: is what i meant to say
 +
[Mayor+] _Ardy: twice...
 +
  [Senator] Narnia17: lol
 +
RLcrafters died
 +
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
 +
[Mayor+] _Ardy: you keep ragequiting him
 +
[Senator] Narnia17: RIP
 +
[Mod] jphgolf4321: rip in shit
 +
[Mod] jphgolf4321: *small
 +
[Senator] Narnia17: LOL
 +
[Senator] RLcrafters: ......
 +
[Mayor+] _Ardy: armada is so shit
 +
[Mayor+] _Ardy: *small
 +
[Mod] jphgolf4321: huehuehuehuehuehuehue
 +
[Senator] RLcrafters: D: *dies*
 +
[Mayor+] _Ardy: but really armada is shit
 +
RLcrafters died
 +
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
 +
RLcrafters died
 +
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
 +
RLcrafters died
 +
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
 +
RLcrafters died
 +
Player RLcrafters took their own life.
 +
[Mayor+] _Ardy: yep we just created a new inside joke
  
sesese9: (in Mumble): I'm not going to win the lottery...
+
*This station is a bit borkt
[Server]: Congrats to sesese9 for winning....
+
*Bay 1 is the Just-a-bit-too-big-for-a-small-bus-bay-but-not-quite-large-enough-for-a-coach-bay-bay
Music3_0: what?
 
KittyCat11231: wow
 
sesese9: lol
 
  
sesese9: hey alex, could I borrow your opinion for a sec?
+
*how the f do you build before i can say supercalifragillisticexpialladocious
vexpix: lol sesese, as long as you give his opinion back
 
alex: LOL
 
  
autobus22: so what is se * se * se /=?
+
*This is actually a highway, the B-Whatiwannacallitwhenitsdone to segville.
autobus22: :P
 
sesese9: 27 :)
 
autobus22: true that could be
 
  
_frozen: in fact: West Calbar will have two/three lines through it
+
*Im apparently pregnant with a baby chief called tarheel jr
sesese9: 0_0
 
_frozen: just a benefit of being a neighbour with me
 
sesese9: yay :D
 
  
sesese9: *goes to a corner*
+
*OMG THIS BUILDING GIVES YOU THE FINGER
KittyCat111231: *slaps sesese9*
 
sesese9: kitty, you are abusive
 
MinecraftYoshi26: lol
 
  
megascatterbomb: i dont feel so good
+
*llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch-ium, element number: Wales!
{{color|yellow|megascatterbomb left the game}}
 
{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|sesese9}} kicked megascatterbomb for *snap*}}
 
  
In the plug.dj:
+
*Transferium, element 119, like to gain WarpTrains and be angry at everything.
Protocol: ah yes, rewind time. plug.dj with Cacto, kastle, hvt and protocol.
+
 
sesese9: boi
+
*robin... I LOVE YOU...... KISS ME
In the server:
 
MC_Protocol left the game.
 
Player sesese9 kicked MC_Protocol for never forget sese.
 
  
  Conric005: is hvt going to yeet me again
+
  RLcrafters: ATTN: The AFS HAS NOT shot down santa,
Conric005: no? ok
+
  Santabus22 died
Player sesese9 kicked Conric005 for you have been yeeted.
 
[Discord] Conric005: welp
 
  [Discord] Conric005: guess i got yeeted
 
  
==shadowboarder==
+
*What we have there is A: a nerd, and 2: ... (much mumble lol'ing ensues)
*don't worry SirNatureWriter, im not in it either
 
  
== {{u|_ShiniStudios_}} ==
+
*"joins" *a huge explosion is heard, in the distance a mushroom cloud forms* Everything thinks: RL........ :/
ShiniStudios: admods, pls kick me. I'm too addicted rn in i need some sleep
 
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: can you pls kick shini
 
megascatterbomb: if you can type you can click disconnect
 
  
==Shirin_Maya==
+
i play like , 5 instruments
 +
not at teh same time though
  
*In PM with Tar**
+
=={{u|Robang592}}==
Tarheelscouse: I know it's personal info, but if you don't mind me asking, how old are you?
 
Shirin_Maya: Approximately?
 
Shirin_Maya: Around 0-100
 
Tarheelscouse: XD
 
  
*Dig dig dig dig (while ardy was making a road and shirin was guest)
+
*spawn (trying to type /spawn)
 +
*Shiok Shiok Satay! Shiok Shiok Satay! Beef or chicken patty, lets makan and party!
  
  Ardy: I remember the times shirin was a guest
+
=={{u|ryanfriel}}==
  Shirin: God: I remember the times frumple being a guest
+
  *SoaPuffball is planning a 16 floor tall skyscraper, and Seastep is AFK. Both players are [Trustee]s.
 +
[Guest]: where is 16 floor skyscraper
 +
(at the same time)
 +
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: in my new town
 +
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: in my new town
 +
  [Mayor+] ryanfriel: he is afk
 +
[Mayor+] ryanfriel: shoot got you guys mixed up
  
== Silverbubble ==
+
=={{u|samyankeesfan20}}==
*wait afk boxing means actually boxing them?
 
  
*(before leaving to take a shower) I kinda smell like shit, bbl.
+
*Hi Cheif!|Hi!| *chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*
 +
*Don't mind me, I'm just griefing.
 +
*AFK, stealing Thomas's bacon. *thomasfyfe shocked samyankeesfan20*
 +
*Benie you'll pay for this! (after Benie pranked him during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
 +
*I have a new favourite food, an Ish Muffin
 +
*Bindo.
 +
*Hawks, on Minechat your face looks like an Iron Man that is taking a mega crap.
 +
*Throw your hands in the aiya, if you's a true playa. \o/
 +
*Sam: I'm off to G10.....to grief >:D Robin: You do that and I'll burn your town.
 +
*Rap is poetry. Dirty poetry.
 +
*Handy Manny. I break it, you fix it.
  
  ModernArt: silver i build a new town in the epsilonian east called Freshwater :D
+
  Sam: I AFK boxed Chief. :D
  SilverBubble: is it liek farwater
+
*lighting bolts are heard everywhere*
  SilverBubble: but better?
+
Sam: hi chief...
 +
Benie: You angered the gods...
 +
jphgolf4321: i think sam's dead...
 +
  Sam: erm...
 +
*chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*
 +
  Sam: damnit
  
SilverBubble: you know hwat iwl ltlak in p1
+
*Go home, you're drunk.
[P1] SilverBubble: you know hwat iwl ltlak in p1
+
*wop wop wop
 +
*Yeet
 +
*The old map is more overcrowded than the Bronx
 +
*bruh
 +
*shoutout to all the pear
  
  SilverBubble: who owned seastep again?
+
==_sans05==
  SoaPuffball: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
+
  [Media] _sans05: Good Morning Montego! Larkspur officers have hacked the DNC, Trump sworn in as dictator for all life
  SoaPuffball: *facepalm*
+
  Vickiposa: f***
  SoaPuffball: seastep is a player
+
[Media] _sans05: Update: Vickiposa has been arrested by the MRT staff and Frumple
  SoaPuffball: aviation is a town
+
[Media] KittyCat11231: '''BNN! Breaking News >>''' Investigators find literal smoking gun inside Vickiposa's admod office.
  SilverBubble: ah
+
  Vickiposa: f*** x2
 +
  SoaPuffball: oi no swearing
 +
  SoaPuffball: this is a christian server
 +
_sans05: h***
 +
  Vickiposa: f*** x3
  
~SilverBubble: ()
+
==Scopez_x_dynamo==
-----
+
who can make me WORLD TRACE CENTER for $55
    l
 
  /\
 
D E S P A C I T O
 
Cookie46910: no
 
SilverBubble: OOPS
 
megascatterbomb: no
 
Cookie46910: no
 
hvt2011: NO
 
Cookie46910: bad
 
SoaPuffball: noooooooo
 
  
== SirNatureWriter ==
+
=={{u|Seastep}}==
*Hello and welcome back to another episode of placing iron bars on iron bars with sirnaturewriter
+
_HeavenAngel_: So where are you from steppy?
 +
Seastep: Sorry, I may be afk sometimes
 +
Seastep: So nationality?
 +
*lengthy discussion about the definition of 'nationality'*
 +
Seastep: So my MRT home town is Aviation
 +
Seastep: It is on the NE16 station in the northeastern part of the map
 +
Seastep: It is two stops away from Titsensaki (NE18), the eastern terminus of the Northern Line.
 +
_HeavenAngel_: gg
 +
Seastep: Do I get a cookie for that?
 +
_HeavenAngel_: only crumbs
 +
_HeavenAngel_: 1/10
 +
Seastep: xD
  
== {{u|Sirots}} ==
+
Seastep: Wait, I can't edit
 +
_HeavenAngel_: ?
 +
Seastep: I'm an auto-confirmed user and I'm a Trustee, so I should be able to edit a semi-protected page like Funny Quotes...
 +
_HeavenAngel_: really?
 +
*Seastep checks wiki page again, notices something*
 +
Seastep: nvm
 +
Seastep: I didn't log in
 +
Seastep: XDD
 +
_HeavenAngel_: llel
 +
Seastep: I should add that to Funny Quotes too
  
  **Sirots asks someone to help him raise a roof a few blocks**
+
  Seastep: well it's the fire
  *15 minutes later*
+
  SoSo123: no fire here :P
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor+]}} Sirots: Thanks to you lazy bums I actually had to do something xD
+
  Seastep: lol good
  {{colour|green|[Senator+]}} camelfantasy: xD
+
SoSo123: no fire department here too :P
 +
  Seastep: lol bad
  
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: I consider my franchise a lot like Dominos. We were awful at first but then we got really good :P
+
  Seastep: AP?
 +
AP_Red: aye?
 +
Seastep: Could I call you PPAP?
 +
Seastep died
  
  {{colour|orange|FlareGFX died}}
+
  *Soa puts on a dragon head on Seastep while he is editing Funny Quotes. Much later, he tells Sea to do F5.
  {{colour|orange|Player}} {{colour|red|FlareGFX}} {{colour|orange|took their own life.}}
+
  Seastep: Wait how did you get that onto me?!
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: He was so young...
+
SoaPuffball: dispensers
 +
lfpp003: ?
 +
lfpp003: lol
 +
  Seastep: ...
  
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Moleurs: Advert: Come to Frontier Graphics! We're great at our job and we're free!
+
  [Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: i have so much unused space
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Advert: Come to MRT Logo Services! We're BETTER than Frontier Graphics and we charge you money! :P
+
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: dunno what to build here
 +
  [Trustee] Seastep: 15 Ice Tea Vendors xD
 +
[Trustee] SoaPuffball: xD
 +
[Mayor] SubwayGamerMC: lel
  
  {{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} autobus22: *ignore that spam
+
  *Seastep is raging at Soa for AFK boxing him
  {{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: saying "ignore it" doesn't change that it happened :P
+
  OH FFS
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ./ignore MinecraftYoshi26 :P
+
SOAAA
  {{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} mine_man_: xd
+
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE??
 +
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE???
 +
THE LAMB SAUCE!!!
 +
  YOU CAN'T GRILL
 +
  WITHOUT LAMB SAUCE
  
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Hey bert stop spamming with falls, we're having a serious debate here, kthxbyeee :P
+
*cancelling riot because no longer controlled by Gordon Ramsay
  
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Frumple promoted tarhellscouse from member to mod :P
+
  Titsenski
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: woops I said tarhells instead of tarheels
+
  Savacaciski
  {{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} autobus22: "oh no the tarscouses from hell are attacking"
+
  Aviationski
 +
Savacacski
  
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: I am a royaM, the 6th rank in the TRM
+
  time2makemymove: anyone want to help me out with my glasswork? will pay 10 dollars
 +
camelfantasy: nah, too much of a pane
 +
Seastep: ba dum ass
  
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Wait mineman was Nicki_Minaynay?!?!  
+
  *talking rather quickly*
 +
Slow down your chat! You're halfway to being muted to spam!
 +
Seastep: I'm apparently half-way to being muted to spam
 +
TheSubway: lel
 +
TheSubway: gg
 +
TheSubway: get muted for spam
  
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: For once I'm the only Mayor on right now...
+
=={{u|sesese9}}==
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: This is an important moment in history for Mayorism
+
sesese9: On the third day, God said let there be rest..
 +
_frozen: On the third day, God said 'What the heck happened here?!'
 +
sesese9: World-Edit happened...
 +
  Narnia17: lol
  
 +
sesese9: (in Mumble): I'm not going to win the lottery...
 +
[Server]: Congrats to sesese9 for winning....
 +
Music3_0: what?
 +
KittyCat11231: wow
 +
sesese9: lol
  
 +
sesese9: hey alex, could I borrow your opinion for a sec?
 +
vexpix: lol sesese, as long as you give his opinion back
 +
alex: LOL
  
  {{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: Is [[Dabecco]] in YA
+
  autobus22: so what is se * se * se /=?
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: YA?
+
  autobus22: :P
{{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: Yaxier Aliance
+
  sesese9: 27 :)
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: No.
+
  autobus22: true that could be
{{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: AWPP?
 
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: AP_Red Watches People Play?
 
  
 +
_frozen: in fact: West Calbar will have two/three lines through it
 +
sesese9: 0_0
 +
_frozen: just a benefit of being a neighbour with me
 +
sesese9: yay :D
  
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Baron has a tendency now not to respond to anything I say... :P
+
  sesese9: *goes to a corner*
  {{colour|#B2BC16|Ortem left the game.}}
+
  KittyCat111231: *slaps sesese9*
  {{colour|red|[Admin]}} BaronThamesBank: Hey sirots :)
+
  sesese9: kitty, you are abusive
  {{colour|green|[Senator]}} camelfantasy: xD
+
  MinecraftYoshi26: lol
  
 +
megascatterbomb: i dont feel so good
 +
{{color|yellow|megascatterbomb left the game}}
 +
{{color|orange|Player {{color|red|sesese9}} kicked megascatterbomb for *snap*}}
  
When mjpwwf was talking about something he has to do in college:
+
In the plug.dj:
Thanks for the heads up mj. I'll remember that in 4 years!
+
Protocol: ah yes, rewind time. plug.dj with Cacto, kastle, hvt and protocol.
 +
sesese9: boi
 +
In the server:
 +
MC_Protocol left the game.
 +
Player sesese9 kicked MC_Protocol for never forget sese.
  
 +
Conric005: is hvt going to yeet me again
 +
Conric005: no? ok
 +
Player sesese9 kicked Conric005 for you have been yeeted.
 +
[Discord] Conric005: welp
 +
[Discord] Conric005: guess i got yeeted
  
 +
==shadowboarder==
  
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ATTENTION: Dabecco Town Hall will be closed all of today until tomorrow morning at 8AM EST.
+
*don't worry SirNatureWriter, im not in it either
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} ChimpehrianDance: why?
 
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Because I said so.
 
  
 +
=={{u|_ShiniStudios_}}==
 +
ShiniStudios: admods, pls kick me. I'm too addicted rn in i need some sleep
 +
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: can you pls kick shini
 +
megascatterbomb: if you can type you can click disconnect
  
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: This message is brought to you by Donald Frump
+
==Shirin_Maya==
{{colour|gray|[Guest]}} SevenBridges: xD
 
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: "Dump Trump, choose Frump"
 
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: FRUMPLE FOR PRESIDENT!
 
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} _hnt: frumple's canadian
 
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ...of the MRT
 
 
 
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} Omricon: damn it hnt!
 
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Damnit Omricon! Why are you damnit-ing other mods?
 
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: :P
 
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: Blame hnt
 
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: YEAH! LET'S BURN HIS HOUSE
 
{{colour|cyan|[Citizen+]}} ModernArt: lol
 
  
== Skelezomperman ==
+
*In PM with Tar**
 +
Tarheelscouse: I know it's personal info, but if you don't mind me asking, how old are you?
 +
Shirin_Maya: Approximately?
 +
Shirin_Maya: Around 0-100
 +
Tarheelscouse: XD
  
* mcyoshi can u do the spleef its at 12 plz tell me the last one standing kthxbye | Skelezomperman has left the game
+
*Dig dig dig dig (while ardy was making a road and shirin was guest)
  
* can i box chief frumple?
+
Ardy: I remember the times shirin was a guest
 +
Shirin: God: I remember the times frumple being a guest
  
Skele: how many people do you think eastside stadium could fit?
+
==Silverbubble==
Kitty: probably over half the amount the server can
 
(While Skele was setting up the I TacoBurritoAThon)
 
  
* Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, don't make me get it out
+
*wait afk boxing means actually boxing them?
  
nopro, do you wanna see the junk? (Referring to the old stuff under Crystal City)
+
*(before leaving to take a shower) I kinda smell like shit, bbl.
  
  Skelezomperman: *Kraftler1 joined the game*
+
ModernArt: silver i build a new town in the epsilonian east called Freshwater :D
  Half_Crafteur: lol
+
SilverBubble: is it liek farwater
  Skelezomperman: watch
+
SilverBubble: but better?
  *Kraftler1 joined the game*
 
* WARNING: Do NOT edit flags. Violators (including staff) will be prosedcuted.
 
  
  Skele: I'm experimenting with ice in my bedroom
+
  SilverBubble: you know hwat iwl ltlak in p1
  Kitty: that sounded so wrong
+
  [P1] SilverBubble: you know hwat iwl ltlak in p1
Skele: ...
 
  
*who wants a free advertisment on the MRT NewsChannel stream for only $10
+
SilverBubble: who owned seastep again?
 +
SoaPuffball: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 +
SoaPuffball: *facepalm*
 +
SoaPuffball: seastep is a player
 +
SoaPuffball: aviation is a town
 +
SilverBubble: ah
  
  Cabal: I love rule 34
+
  ~SilverBubble: ()
  ~Skele: ^^^^^^^^^^^
+
-----
  SoaPuffball: watch that pointer
+
    l
  (Cabal's post was not sent to the Discord channel)
+
  /\
 
+
D E S P A C I T O
== {{u|SkyjumperTalon}} ==
+
Cookie46910: no
 +
  SilverBubble: OOPS
 +
megascatterbomb: no
 +
  Cookie46910: no
 +
  hvt2011: NO
 +
Cookie46910: bad
 +
SoaPuffball: noooooooo
  
*May I potentally ask to be an employed lady? An upgrade to mayor? (Christmas 17 ranks, [Mayor] is [Maid])
+
==SirNatureWriter==
*Turns out my school was supposed to be cancelled today but the superintendent overslept
+
 
 +
*Hello and welcome back to another episode of placing iron bars on iron bars with sirnaturewriter
  
SkyjumperTalon: I'm an idiot and decided to put a metro pilar in the middle of the Eagleshort mini golf course
+
=={{u|Sirots}}==
SkyjumperTalon: I'm keeping it that way btw
 
  
==SMB76Spotter==
+
  **Sirots asks someone to help him raise a roof a few blocks**
  SMB76Spotter: PSYDUCK IS BAE
+
  *15 minutes later*
SoSo123: PSY? Oh no...
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor+]}} Sirots: Thanks to you lazy bums I actually had to do something xD
_HeavenAngel_: :o
+
  {{colour|green|[Senator+]}} camelfantasy: xD
SMB76Spotter: _HeavenAngel_ IS BAE
 
_HeavenAngel_: :o
 
SMB76Spotter: TOARU IS HORNY
 
_HeavenAngel_: LOL
 
SoSo123: wat
 
SMB76Spotter: KEVIN WANTS A SEIZURE
 
  SoSo123: wtf
 
SMB76Spotter: SoSo123 IS TRIGGERED
 
SoSo123: wat
 
SMB76Spotter: LALALALALALALALALALALALA
 
SoSo123: ...
 
SMB76Spotter: * dies *
 
  SMB76Spotter died
 
Player SMB76Spotter took their own life.
 
SoSo123: we should add that to the quotes
 
SMB76Spotter: yep
 
_HeavenAngel_: You shouldn't have eaten those pills
 
SMB76Spotter: I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA
 
SoSo123: That MV sucks
 
  SoSo123: The song is terrible too
 
  
=={{u|SoaPuffball}}==
+
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: I consider my franchise a lot like Dominos. We were awful at first but then we got really good :P
  
  a floating block is realistic
+
  {{colour|orange|FlareGFX died}}
  i shot it with my unrealistic invisible starship
+
  {{colour|orange|Player}} {{colour|red|FlareGFX}} {{colour|orange|took their own life.}}
 +
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: He was so young...
  
  Guest joined the game.
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Moleurs: Advert: Come to Frontier Graphics! We're great at our job and we're free!
  Welcome Guest to the Minecart Rapid Transit server!
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Advert: Come to MRT Logo Services! We're BETTER than Frontier Graphics and we charge you money! :P
SoaPuffball: wb
 
  
  *Guest has been relogging a lot
+
  {{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} autobus22: *ignore that spam
  [Guest] left the game.
+
  {{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: saying "ignore it" doesn't change that it happened :P
SoaPuffball: Guest joined the game.
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ./ignore MinecraftYoshi26 :P
SoaPuffball: nope
+
  {{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} mine_man_: xd
  [Guest] joined the game.
 
SoaPuffball: lel
 
  SoSo123: add that to your quotes
 
  
  ModernArt: know can you do some cars for me in Norwest pls?
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Hey bert stop spamming with falls, we're having a serious debate here, kthxbyeee :P
knowmads7: and yea sure
 
SoaPuffball: pay him a nuke first then
 
ModernArt: oh wow
 
knowmads7: *** lol
 
SoaPuffball: lol
 
  
  SoaPuffball: aaaand i can't reach shadow anymore
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Frumple promoted tarhellscouse from member to mod :P
SoaPuffball: :(
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: woops I said tarhells instead of tarheels
* LDShadowLord is now AFK.
+
  {{colour|#72EA13|[Governor]}} autobus22: "oh no the tarscouses from hell are attacking"
  SoaPuffball: (as in Shadow_Lord1234)
 
SoSo123: LOL
 
SoaPuffball: wow
 
  SoaPuffball: when i said that the other shadowlord went afk :P
 
  
  frogggggg: the firework system is finished :D
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: I am a royaM, the 6th rank in the TRM
SnowPuffball_: :D
 
SnowPuffball_: Does the fire work?
 
frogggggg: yeep
 
SnowPuffball_: xD
 
London150: Ohhhh
 
_Kastle: ?
 
London150: The puns are incredible
 
SnowPuffball_: fire work = firework
 
  
  (talking about 1.13 features)
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Wait mineman was Nicki_Minaynay?!?!
SoaPuffball: actually usable 38:8
 
LithiumMirnuriX: what code is 38:8?
 
SoaPuffball: smooth stone
 
AP_Red: No, that's 43:8
 
SoaPuffball: oyerite
 
AP_Red: 38:8's the oxeye daisy
 
LithiumMirnuriX: lol
 
SoaPuffball: :P
 
  
  SoaPuffball: i got an omae mou
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: For once I'm the only Mayor on right now...
  SoaPuffball: i got a wa shindeiru
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: This is an important moment in history for Mayorism
SoaPuffball: uh
 
Kel5: n a n i s o a
 
SoaPuffball: omae wa mou shindeiru
 
lalaboy: NANI
 
  
(_Kastle was recently demoted)
 
SoaPuffball: kastle!
 
SoaPuffball: congrats for trial mod!
 
SoaPuffball: :3
 
Kel5: ^
 
_Kastle: lol
 
  
  Starcubed: does anyone want a quick buck
+
  {{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: Is [[Dabecco]] in YA
  SoaPuffball: me
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: YA?
  Starcubed: tpa :P
+
  {{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: Yaxier Aliance
  *Soa tpa's to Star*
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: No.
SoaPuffball: now give me mah moneh
+
  {{colour|darkcyan|[Trustee]}} EliteNeon: AWPP?
Starcubed: could you fill in
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: AP_Red Watches People Play?
  Starcubed: oh
 
  SoaPuffball: with
 
Starcubed: OH
 
Starcubed: LOl
 
*Star gives $0.001 to Soa*
 
  
Frosty_Creeper10: soa, do not say where we are
 
SoaPuffball: where we are
 
SoaPuffball: :^
 
Frosty_Creeper10: da**it
 
  
  (1 hour before restart, AyyLion and Cookie are teammates in TAR)
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Baron has a tendency now not to respond to anything I say... :P
cookie46910 died in a wall (npc)
+
  {{colour|#B2BC16|Ortem left the game.}}
AyyLion: cookie dies in infinity war
+
  {{colour|red|[Admin]}} BaronThamesBank: Hey sirots :)
  woorich999: restart was 23 hours ago
+
  {{colour|green|[Senator]}} camelfantasy: xD
  woorich999: it takes that npc 23 hours to die
 
SoaPuffball: gg
 
SoaPuffball: 23 Hours to Die: The Movie
 
  AyyLion: lol that should be out TAR name
 
  
[Media] ModernArt: Do you not have any money on demand? Do you desperately need it? well /msg ModernArt for loans! 50% payback! if you don't pay, you will be-
 
[Media] SoaPuffball: killed and banned forever!
 
SoaPuffball: xD
 
[Media] frogggggg: Splattered all over the wall and be ditched by your insurance! :D
 
  
 +
When mjpwwf was talking about something he has to do in college:
 +
Thanks for the heads up mj. I'll remember that in 4 years!
  
(in Frumple’s YouTube video of [[The Mole 9]] Episode 5)
 
SoaPuffball: [Mod] CynraSilver: hello / Cynra got demoted?
 
Frumple: Read the date at the beginning and the video description: “This episode was held on May 5, 2018” / This was a day before the May GSM where Cynra got promoted.
 
SoaPuffball: Frumple lol
 
  
  [Media] SoaPuffball: Tacurger Shack @ Evella Airport
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ATTENTION: Dabecco Town Hall will be closed all of today until tomorrow morning at 8AM EST.
  [Media] SoaPuffball: Now Open1
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} ChimpehrianDance: why?
  nicrats: Open1
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Because I said so.
SoaPuffball: Open2
 
nicrats: Open3
 
  
Skelezomperman: hey Narnia, are you willing to partner with me for A1 work?
 
SoaPuffball: that translates to "can you please be my w/e slave"
 
sesese9: xD
 
  
  hvt2011: my f key wouldn't activate for some reason
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: This message is brought to you by Donald Frump
  IcedPuffball: press f to pay respects
+
{{colour|gray|[Guest]}} SevenBridges: xD
  hvt2011: g
+
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: "Dump Trump, choose Frump"
  [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: F
+
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: FRUMPLE FOR PRESIDENT!
  Cact0: d
+
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} _hnt: frumple's canadian
  [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: 6
+
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: ...of the MRT
 +
 
 +
{{colour|orange|[Mod]}} Omricon: damn it hnt!
 +
{{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: Damnit Omricon! Why are you damnit-ing other mods?
 +
  {{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: :P
 +
  {{colour|orange|[Mod]}} MinecraftYoshi26: Blame hnt
 +
  {{colour|blue|[Mayor]}} Sirots: YEAH! LET'S BURN HIS HOUSE
 +
  {{colour|cyan|[Citizen+]}} ModernArt: lol
  
Cact0: k brb
+
==Skelezomperman==
Cact0: dinner
 
IcedPuffball: bon appetiet
 
IcedPuffball: that's a wrong spelling I think :/
 
IcedPuffball: and wrong grammar :/ :/
 
  
(me is SoaPuffball)
+
*mcyoshi can u do the spleef its at 12 plz tell me the last one standing kthxbye | Skelezomperman has left the game
[me -> ByteMega] thanks
 
[ByteMega -> me] somewhere around this area
 
[ByteMega -> me] and dont screw up the lake plsthansk
 
[me -> ByteMega] * turns the lake into a screw
 
[ByteMega -> me] *annexes your town
 
  
Cact0: my wall just vanished
+
*can i box chief frumple?
Cact0: f*****g internet
 
SoaPuffball: wall is an admod confirmed
 
Cact0: xD
 
SoaPuffball: cacto's wall
 
  
  SoaPuffball joined the game.
+
  Skele: how many people do you think eastside stadium could fit?
SoaPuffball: you are the ocean's mistake
+
  Kitty: probably over half the amount the server can
  SoaPuffball: destined for memes and dreams
+
  (While Skele was setting up the I TacoBurritoAThon)
SoaPuffball: and maids you f-g weeb
 
  SoaPuffball: (hia)
 
  
Conric005: does anyone know of a head i can use for an airport security guard '''other than the head of tom'''
+
*Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, don't make me get it out
Cact0: uhh
 
Cact0: the head of tom
 
SoaPuffball: Tom_Pairs's head
 
Conric005: boi
 
  
  SoaPuffball: always n steps ahead*
+
  nopro, do you wanna see the junk? (Referring to the old stuff under Crystal City)
SoaPuffball: (n may be zero or negative)
 
  
camelfantasy: yoshi's name is 16 characters so it's atleast 16
+
  Skelezomperman: *Kraftler1 joined the game*
SoaPuffball: isnt yoshi just 5
+
  Half_Crafteur: lol
MinecraftYoshi26: mood
+
  Skelezomperman: watch
 +
  *Kraftler1 joined the game*
  
time2makemymove: helicopters are dumb
+
*WARNING: Do NOT edit flags. Violators (including staff) will be prosedcuted.
SoaPuffball: waht you're sying is
 
SoaPuffball: "the only means of transport to many isolated towns are dumb"
 
time2makemymove left the game.
 
SoaPuffball: aaaaaaaaand he left
 
  
  Narnia17: whats after pinkconc1-10
+
  Skele: I'm experimenting with ice in my bedroom
(frosty pasting schematics)
+
  Kitty: that sounded so wrong
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: next is purple
+
  Skele: ...
SoaPuffball: grayconc
 
Narnia17: DA**IT
 
SoaPuffball: ?
 
[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: wat
 
Narnia17: i tried grayconc
 
SoaPuffball: LOL
 
Narnia17: this is why we can't have nice things
 
  [Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: xD
 
SoaPuffball died
 
  Frosty_Creeper10: gj soa
 
  
[Media] SoaPuffball: Comet Cafe @ Larkspur
+
*who wants a free advertisment on the MRT NewsChannel stream for only $10
[Media] SoaPuffball: ...is not yet open.
 
[Media] woorich999: Freshee Tea @ LAR Airport is finished but not open
 
[Media] SoaPuffball: but it's ready to open when Larkspur Lilyflower opens!
 
  
  [Discord] Echo: all hail echohue
+
  Cabal: I love rule 34
  SoaPuffball: hi echo
+
  ~Skele: ^^^^^^^^^^^
  SoaPuffball: sorry, but i don't send hailstorms
+
  SoaPuffball: watch that pointer
 +
(Cabal's post was not sent to the Discord channel)
  
(referencing time's infamous quote)
+
=={{u|SkyjumperTalon}}==
SoaPuffball: then, everyone and their mom had a gate at atc
 
SoaPuffball: next, everyone and their mom had a gate at fyi
 
SoaPuffball: soon, everyone and their mom had a gate at lar :P
 
  
''[Server] New World Dynmap Render in progress...''
+
*May I potentally ask to be an employed lady? An upgrade to mayor? (Christmas 17 ranks, [Mayor] is [Maid])
''[Server] No WorldEdits or other dynmap renders allowed.''
+
*Turns out my school was supposed to be cancelled today but the superintendent overslept
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: hi may i pls have a heli pasted in because schematica doesn't exist as far as i know
 
MinecraftYoshi26: soa read the blue message :P
 
SoaPuffball: oyarite ty
 
[HelpOp] SoaPuffball: may i pls still have it kappa
 
MinecraftYoshi26: um soa
 
MinecraftYoshi26: you may not have it because of the blue message :P
 
SoaPuffball: read the last word :P
 
MinecraftYoshi26: that is a greek letter yes
 
  
  chiefbozx: i'm going to be on a long-a** flight tomorrow, ama except where i'm going :P
+
  SkyjumperTalon: I'm an idiot and decided to put a metro pilar in the middle of the Eagleshort mini golf course
  SoaPuffball: where are you going
+
  SkyjumperTalon: I'm keeping it that way btw
* soa gets smitten
 
  
  SoaPuffball: cookie?
+
==SMB76Spotter==
  Cookie46910: hi
+
  SMB76Spotter: PSYDUCK IS BAE
  SoaPuffball: why am i calling cookie lol
+
SoSo123: PSY? Oh no...
  Cookie46910: ?
+
_HeavenAngel_: :o
  SoaPuffball: moramoa is mega's right
+
  SMB76Spotter: _HeavenAngel_ IS BAE
  Cookie46910: yea
+
  _HeavenAngel_: :o
  SoaPuffball: then why was i asking you :P
+
  SMB76Spotter: TOARU IS HORNY
  SoaPuffball: *facepalm*
+
_HeavenAngel_: LOL
  Cookie46910: ?????
+
SoSo123: wat
  hvt2011: ?????????????????????????
+
SMB76Spotter: KEVIN WANTS A SEIZURE
 +
SoSo123: wtf
 +
  SMB76Spotter: SoSo123 IS TRIGGERED
 +
  SoSo123: wat
 +
  SMB76Spotter: LALALALALALALALALALALALA
 +
SoSo123: ...
 +
  SMB76Spotter: * dies *
 +
  SMB76Spotter died
 +
Player SMB76Spotter took their own life.
 +
SoSo123: we should add that to the quotes
 +
SMB76Spotter: yep
 +
_HeavenAngel_: You shouldn't have eaten those pills
 +
SMB76Spotter: I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA
 +
SoSo123: That MV sucks
 +
  SoSo123: The song is terrible too
  
Needn_NL: bonjour
+
=={{u|SoaPuffball}}==
SoaPuffball: cya
 
Needn_NL: bonjour as in hai
 
SoaPuffball: .-. me
 
SoaPuffball: and my knowledge of french
 
  
  SoaPuffball: many users are known for not liking something.
+
  a floating block is realistic
SoaPuffball: for instance, kitty is known for not liking alliance lease gates, time helicopters, and soa glass panes.
+
  i shot it with my unrealistic invisible starship
  lil_shadow59: What am i known for not liking
 
Echohue: I love everybody <3
 
Echohue: except for soa
 
SoaPuffball: lil_shadow59 anything that is not a power plant
 
lil_shadow59: d**n you got me
 
SoaPuffball: soa is also known for not liking Echohue.
 
Echohue: D:
 
SoaPuffball: checkmate
 
TheGreenKangaroo: kangaroo is known for hating the bed
 
TheGreenKangaroo left the game.
 
  
  SoaPuffball: mumble is just a compilation of people saying hello
+
  Guest joined the game.
  Cookie46910: mood
+
Welcome Guest to the Minecart Rapid Transit server!
 +
  SoaPuffball: wb
  
  SoaPuffball: idk why but i feel like vicki was destined to be a mod from the very start
+
*Guest has been relogging a lot
  Vickiposa: it's my d e s t i n y
+
[Guest] left the game.
  SoaPuffball: she rigged her very first lottery ticket :P
+
  SoaPuffball: Guest joined the game.
  KittyCat11231: ''"i am inevitable"'' -vicki
+
  SoaPuffball: nope
 +
[Guest] joined the game.
 +
  SoaPuffball: lel
 +
  SoSo123: add that to your quotes
  
  [Discord] LithiumMirnuriX: Hey, your country is annexed and country code merged?
+
  ModernArt: know can you do some cars for me in Norwest pls?
  [Discord] SoaPuffball: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/443854485190606859/583931841636204556/image0.png
+
knowmads7: and yea sure
  SoaPuffball: how much am i gonna be going deeper to that image
+
  SoaPuffball: pay him a nuke first then
  JM_IJsselwroomen: ^there's something wrong when an image answering your question goes 4 screenshots deep
+
  ModernArt: oh wow
  SoaPuffball: we shouldn't go deeper
+
  knowmads7: *** lol
 +
  SoaPuffball: lol
  
  * woorich999 is no longer AFK.
+
SoaPuffball: aaaand i can't reach shadow anymore
  SoaPuffball: hi woorich
+
SoaPuffball: :(
  SoaPuffball: hey woorich
+
  * LDShadowLord is now AFK.
  woorich999: hi
+
  SoaPuffball: (as in Shadow_Lord1234)
  woorich999: hey
+
  SoSo123: LOL
Cookie46910: hi soa
+
  SoaPuffball: wow
Coolie46910: heya soa
+
  SoaPuffball: when i said that the other shadowlord went afk :P
  
  chiefbozx: i'm wearing pants
+
  frogggggg: the firework system is finished :D
  Vulpicula: pfft, wearing pants
+
  SnowPuffball_: :D
  SoaPuffball: Vulpicula wears a skirt
+
  SnowPuffball_: Does the fire work?
  Vulpicula: ahem, it's called a kilt and it's MANLY. :>
+
  frogggggg: yeep
  [Media] SoaPuffball: vulpicula wears a skirt confirmed
+
SnowPuffball_: xD
  Vulpicula: plus there's a nice cool breeze in the summer
+
  London150: Ohhhh
  <Chief shocks Vulpicula.>
+
  _Kastle: ?
 +
London150: The puns are incredible
 +
  SnowPuffball_: fire work = firework
  
  [Discord] SoaPuffball: julius seesaw x jk bowling
+
  (talking about 1.13 features)
  [Discord] London150: :O
+
SoaPuffball: actually usable 38:8
  [Discord] London150: Bad soa
+
  LithiumMirnuriX: what code is 38:8?
  [Discord] SoaPuffball: i’m sorry i should’ve not said that
+
SoaPuffball: smooth stone
  [Discord] London150: Ban
+
  AP_Red: No, that's 43:8
 +
  SoaPuffball: oyerite
 +
AP_Red: 38:8's the oxeye daisy
 +
LithiumMirnuriX: lol
 +
  SoaPuffball: :P
  
  (using @everyone still pings everyone in discord)
+
  SoaPuffball: i got an omae mou
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: btw you missed the chaos of the everyone pings
+
  SoaPuffball: i got a wa shindeiru
  SoaPuffball: @everyone
+
  SoaPuffball: uh
  [Discord] _11: bad
+
  Kel5: n a n i s o a
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Soa no
+
  SoaPuffball: omae wa mou shindeiru
jphgolf4321: soa
+
  lalaboy: NANI
[Discord] woorich999: omg why
 
time2makemymove: lol nice
 
[Discord] Cookie46910: no
 
[Discord] Yoshi: Do not do that
 
woorich999: yaboi
 
[Discord] Vulpicula: Soa, you're boned
 
[Discord] Rocketscience: Could you not
 
[Discord] Vulpicula: So boned
 
[Discord] EspiDev: oh noes
 
[Discord] Cookie46910: bad soa
 
[Discord] Vulpicula: So very, very, boned.
 
  time2makemymove: why is that enabled
 
  SoaPuffball: sry
 
woorich999: just why soa
 
[Discord] Rocketscience: Kick kick kick
 
[Discord] Megascatterbomb: Next person who tries to at everyone gets warned
 
[Discord] Vulpicula: HANG HIM
 
[Discord] woorich999: look at that backlash
 
time2makemymove: [Everyone]: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
 
  [Discord] Vulpicula: TIE HIM TO A CRUCIFIX OR SOMETHING
 
 
  
*its impolite to lag while playing xD
+
(_Kastle was recently demoted)
*According to all known laws of swimming, there is no way a squid should be able to go through walls. / Its tentacles are too small to get it's fat little body onto the walls. / The squid, of course, goes through walls anyway because squids don't care what humans think are impossible.
+
SoaPuffball: kastle!
*lottery update: you can now waste $25 in the lottery to get $0!
+
SoaPuffball: congrats for trial mod!
*brb fingerdash
+
SoaPuffball: :3
*buy fred scam! $999.99 for 1 month of scam!
+
Kel5: ^
* [HelpOp] SoaPuffball: it's your cue to unafk (MIKE24DUDE left after realizing that all mods are afk when asking a w/e)
+
_Kastle: lol
*/summon minecraft:player[rank="mod,admin"]
 
*kota lembah's name is now lifebush
 
*i don't like acacia wood but i like acacia blocks
 
*i'm kinda good at avoiding landscars except when i'm not
 
*time to sit and watch while the others duel for gates
 
*the plural of staff is staves
 
*[Media] SoaPuffball: IntraRail - we don't know where in The Map(tm) our stations are
 
*my mind: "country roads take me home to the place i belong west arcadia"
 
*ap, head of ppap
 
*julius seesaw
 
  
=={{u|Soleurs}}==
+
Starcubed: does anyone want a quick buck
* CHIEFIE!
+
SoaPuffball: me
* Uh oh, I must've hired another advertiser in my sleep again.
+
Starcubed: tpa :P
* I wasn't singing........ *Soleurs was moved to Random Musical Interludes by Benie*
+
*Soa tpa's to Star*
* I need "person here" on.
+
SoaPuffball: now give me mah moneh
* For crying out loud...
+
Starcubed: could you fill in
* Yay for shameless advertising!
+
Starcubed: oh
* .....Or we could do that (To many scenarios that McYoshi presents to me that are simpler than mine)
+
SoaPuffball: with
* Owie! *after being shocked*
+
  Starcubed: OH
* LP *insert division here* is here to help!
+
  Starcubed: LOl
* It's a small world after all!........ *Soleurs was moved to Random Musical Interludes by Benie*
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*Star gives $0.001 to Soa*
* Yoooooo Hallloooooooooo!
 
* WB *insert username here*
 
* You touched my redstone! *Soleurs was moved to Redstone and Fireworks by Benie*
 
* Nice work, I crashed! (To McYoshi)
 
* I believe I just flooded my stairwell.
 
* Thou shalt not throw snowballs into my summer home!
 
* I'm singing! ... Just to annoy—! *Soleurs was muted by Benie before sentence could be finished*
 
* I think you will need something stronger than a Pokèball to catch a Frumple
 
* You'll be Soleurs' sunspot as well as Benie's Ender Minion (to qwolf1999)
 
* Donkey Dorf!
 
* Oklahoma: The Land of Unpredictable Weather.
 
* The itty-bitty widdle ADF recruitees
 
* Buh buh buh bird bird bird, bird is online. Buh buh bird, bird, bird is online.
 
* 2Gopher gets a phone call", BRINGBRING BRING PHONE CALL PHONE CALL BRINGBRINGBRING
 
  Soleurs joined the game
 
  Soleurs: ./bitchslap JohnNotTech
 
* We're working on John's artificial butt.
 
* Presenting SOLEURS BELL! Tinker Bell is off tonight.
 
* I'll ride FredRail, don't abuse me. To Fred while being abused
 
  
=={{u|SonicTornado}}==
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Frosty_Creeper10: soa, do not say where we are
* *Funeral Music*
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SoaPuffball: where we are
* plugins=LAG!!
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SoaPuffball: :^
* GRIEF(after yoshi broke a block in checkers/mumble chat)
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Frosty_Creeper10: da**it
* and then there was two
 
* Srry, my brain is dead right now
 
* Keks is 99.99% Cookies
 
* (In Mumble) Tom_Pairs: These Helicopters look like Lego Duplo Blocks | SonicTornado: Try placing a big one in a 8x8x1 cuboid
 
* SonicTornado: Hows Lide | Frumple: I like lide, lides good | SonicTornado: Life*!!
 
* I need a lawyer, NOW!
 
* SonicTornado: Why you got to be so mean, chiefie! | chiefbozx: ? | Minecrfatyoshi26: Hey Sonic thats my thing, why you got to be so mean?
 
  
== {{u|soso123}} ==
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(1 hour before restart, AyyLion and Cookie are teammates in TAR)
  {{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} ByteMega: *bites Adan*
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  cookie46910 died in a wall (npc)
   
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  AyyLion: cookie dies in infinity war
  {{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} AdanWongCL2: *summons Diemundz aka Superman*
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  woorich999: restart was 23 hours ago
   
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  woorich999: it takes that npc 23 hours to die
  a while later...
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  SoaPuffball: gg
   
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  SoaPuffball: 23 Hours to Die: The Movie
  {{color|Yellow|Diemundz joined the game.}}
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  AyyLion: lol that should be out TAR name
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*Why aren't black ppl named Black Widows?
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[Media] ModernArt: Do you not have any money on demand? Do you desperately need it? well /msg ModernArt for loans! 50% payback! if you don't pay, you will be-
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[Media] SoaPuffball: killed and banned forever!
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SoaPuffball: xD
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[Media] frogggggg: Splattered all over the wall and be ditched by your insurance! :D
  
*I hope he won't freeze my account lol
 
Elsa couldn't control herself
 
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{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} AdanWongCL2: DrainPro
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  (in Frumple’s YouTube video of [[The Mole 9]] Episode 5)
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  SoaPuffball: [Mod] CynraSilver: hello / Cynra got demoted?
  (I forgot who): DrainPro your town should have a lot of drains
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  Frumple: Read the date at the beginning and the video description: “This episode was held on May 5, 2018” / This was a day before the May GSM where Cynra got promoted.
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  SoaPuffball: Frumple lol
(then a lot of people like Toaro and HeavenAngel called TrainPro into a lot of different rhymed    names)
 
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{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} FinnehPleh: Adan
 
 
(exactly same second)
 
   
 
{{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} AdanWongCL2: ???
 
   
 
  {{color|Cyan|[Citizen]}} FinnehPleh: ?
 
  
*Edited Ricky (meant to be edited wiki)
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[Media] SoaPuffball: Tacurger Shack @ Evella Airport
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[Media] SoaPuffball: Now Open1
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nicrats: Open1
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SoaPuffball: Open2
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nicrats: Open3
  
  {{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} Toaro: It's not as poor at Ethopia
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  Skelezomperman: hey Narnia, are you willing to partner with me for A1 work?
   
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  SoaPuffball: that translates to "can you please be my w/e slave"
  {{color|DarkCyan|[Trustee]}} AdanWongCL2: Not as poor as Utopia
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  sesese9: xD
  
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hvt2011: my f key wouldn't activate for some reason
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IcedPuffball: press f to pay respects
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hvt2011: g
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[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: F
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Cact0: d
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[Discord] Frosty_Creeper10: 6
  
  {{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: : Two Stringles.
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  Cact0: k brb
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  Cact0: dinner
  {{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: One called Stringle55, one called Stringle55. So confusing...
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  IcedPuffball: bon appetiet
   
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  IcedPuffball: that's a wrong spelling I think :/
{{color|RoyalBlue|[Councilor]}} TrainPro: define "confusing".
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  IcedPuffball: and wrong grammar :/ :/
   
 
{{color|RoyalBlue|[Councilor]}} VernCow: probably brothers or something
 
 
{{color|Gray|[Guest]}} StringleSS: I don't have a brother
 
   
 
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} Stringle55: i don't have a brother
 
 
(EXACTLY SAME SECOND o_o)
 
  
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(me is SoaPuffball)
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[me -> ByteMega] thanks
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[ByteMega -> me] somewhere around this area
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[ByteMega -> me] and dont screw up the lake plsthansk
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[me -> ByteMega] * turns the lake into a screw
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[ByteMega -> me] *annexes your town
  
*If you kiss die you'll die
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Cact0: my wall just vanished
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Cact0: f*****g internet
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SoaPuffball: wall is an admod confirmed
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Cact0: xD
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SoaPuffball: cacto's wall
  
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SoaPuffball joined the game.
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SoaPuffball: you are the ocean's mistake
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SoaPuffball: destined for memes and dreams
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SoaPuffball: and maids you f-g weeb
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SoaPuffball: (hia)
  
  {{color|Yellow|Starcubed}} joined the game.
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  Conric005: does anyone know of a head i can use for an airport security guard '''other than the head of tom'''
   
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  Cact0: uhh
  {{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: wb the star cubed into a kottle then grew wings and became a bottle then flew away
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  Cact0: the head of tom
   
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  SoaPuffball: Tom_Pairs's head
  {{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} Starcubed: lol
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  Conric005: boi
  
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SoaPuffball: always n steps ahead*
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SoaPuffball: (n may be zero or negative)
  
  {{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: I'm having fever
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  camelfantasy: yoshi's name is 16 characters so it's atleast 16
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  SoaPuffball: isnt yoshi just 5
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: Still feeling a bit dizzy...
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  MinecraftYoshi26: mood
 
  {{color|DarkGreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: aww gws
 
 
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: aww thanks :3
 
 
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: *admod joins the game*
 
 
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: Player <insert admod here> kicked soso123 for Go to sleep if your sick.
 
 
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: *soso123 joins the game*
 
 
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: no <insert admod here> I got perms from my mommy :(
 
 
{{color|DarkGreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: lol
 
 
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: welp
 
 
{{color|Blue|[Mayor]}} soso123: I'ma add that to the quotes
 
 
  {{color|DarkGreen|[Senator]}} _HeavenAngel_: lol
 
  
  {{color|Yellow|soso123 joined the