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Various people of the MRT server have said some '''funny quotes''' that we have found to be quite funny, interesting or plain ridiculous. Also, lots of weird typos here...
 
==[[User:Just_robinho|Just_robinho]]==
 
* To the *insert place here* !
 
* I get to hurt people... yay! :D
 
* I'm a lovable person
 
* BENIE! <3
 
* I'm Benie's number 1 fan!
 
* BOOM! I Have landed. :D
 
* [Chiefbozx: /shock Just_robinho] .......... MISSED!
 
* Robin's Hill is the best town Eva!
 
* Quick question for the mods/Admins
 
* I have allllooooottttt of questions.
 
* >:(
 
* :D
 
* *Insert confusing question*......... nevermind
 
* TROLOLOLOLOL!
 
* I'm always happy! :D
 
* You miserable people
 
* I've just lost my deputy mayor......... AGAIN! :'(
 
* "Frumple has joined the game"........ *Stalks* >:)
 
* I've got the passion :D
 
* ...Creep Benie out *Check*
 
* Benie... " [Benie] ? " ............. Hi! <3 :D
 
* Me: yolo! Blue Team: SWAG!
 
* Well thats a first, The server wanted to crash itself!
 
* Meow
 
* *mfish was breathing through his mic in mumble* <br/>Just_robinho: can you stop being Dark Vader for a second mfish?
 
* '''To enjineer, in mumble:''' I will spank you.
 
*was doing we's for autobus22
 
*copied plane
 
*Goes afk for 40 minutes
 
(never pasted)
 
  
==[[User:Noah|Noahlichstein/nopro988]]==
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JRS A FAGGET
*I need a suitable house for my five kids and two wives.
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JRS A FAGGET
* I can c*m
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JRS A FAGGET
** Jakd: ....
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JRS A FAGGET
Noah: who has a bigger dick: obama or romney?
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JRS A FAGGET
Hawks: ...
 
Cal: noah dont
 
Kitty: probably romney tbh
 
* (after joining SkyTransit Alliance) robin, chief kinda hooked me up
 
  
==[[User:King_Patty|King_Patty]]==
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JRS A FAGGET
* Whomp
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JRS A FAGGET
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==[[User:Littlegopher1|Littlegopher1]]==
 
*What's the MRT again?
 
*Why is everyone acting so stupid?-*Shocked by Chiefbozx*
 
*Kelp! *Kelp *Kelp FAIL X2
 
*Does anyone want to help me drop a nuke in Spawn Station?
 
*TIHEHE :D XD
 
*Can't wait till I'm trusted, one more step  till /shock chiefbozx. But until then... *''/shock littlegopher1''*
 
*Sorry, was busy for a sex (meant to say sec)
 
MC_Protocol: The indians have claimed that area. (Tom_Paris is in the channel)
 
littlegopher1: You know that Tom_Paris is Native American? (Tom_Paris left the channel)
 
MC_Protocol: Oh sh**
 
*Tom_Paris joins the channel*
 
MC_Protocol: Sorry about before, Tom.
 
Tom_Paris: What are you talking about?
 
MC_Protocol: The thing I said about Indians and since you are native american...
 
Tom_Paris: I'm not native american!
 
Everyone: *Laughs*
 
 
==[[User:BlockMan1533|BlockMan1533]]==
 
* chiefbozx what can members do?
 
* I'm on Creative and you want to charge me?
 
* hey i see myself on dynmap!
 
* chief, you're the owner, right?
 
* i wuv dynmap
 
* frumple will hear about this (after Benie tells him to use alternate means of transport instead of the MRT)
 
  
==[[User:samyankeesfan20|samyankeesfan20]]==
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JRS A FAGGET
* Hi Cheif!|Hi!| *chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*
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JRS A FAGGET
* Don't mind me, I'm just griefing.
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* AFK, stealing Thomas's bacon. *thomasfyfe shocked samyankeesfan20*
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JRS A FAGGET
* Benie you'll pay for this! (after Benie pranked him during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
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JRS A FAGGET
* I have a new favourite food, an Ish Muffin
 
* Bindo.
 
* Hawks, on Minechat your face looks like an Iron Man that is taking a mega crap.
 
* Throw your hands in the aiya, if you's a true playa. \o/
 
* Sam: I'm off to G10.....to grief >:D Robin: You do that and I'll burn your town.
 
* Rap is poetry. Dirty poetry.
 
* Handy Manny. I break it, you fix it.
 
Sam: I AFK boxed Chief. :D
 
*lighting bolts are heard everywhere*
 
Sam: hi chief...
 
Benie: You angered the gods...
 
jphgolf4321: i think sam's dead...
 
Sam: erm...
 
*chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20*
 
Sam: damnit
 
* Go home, you're drunk.
 
* wop wop wop
 
* Yeet
 
* The old map is more overcrowded than the Bronx
 
* bruh
 
* shoutout to all the pear
 
  
==[[User:Tom_1277|Tom_1277]]==
 
* Grammar is one of the most important aspects of life.
 
* Look what you did Chief. Now everything is on fire.
 
Tom: Do you work Benie?
 
Benie: Yes. I work for worldedit
 
Tom: Wait, really? Wait, what's your salary? (Thought he was a developer of W/E)
 
* For the last time...I AM TOM1.
 
* Which Tom?
 
* Tom: Lol, Thief. | Chief: lol | *chiefbozx shocked Tom_1277*
 
* Since *mod name here* is gone, I can correct grammar freely.
 
* Hawksfan1010 heavy...
 
* Moose, your skin looks like a peeing octopus.
 
* When Chief is on, I turn my Minecraft sounds off.
 
* I made my username Bunny. (backup Mumble server)
 
* I need to finish my flight to *location here*.
 
* Yeah. My computer is acting like an Airbus.
 
* JERRY *during a random moment*
 
* I will facejerry you, Kitty.
 
* Sug... *slap* (Trying hard to refrain from saying suggestive)
 
* I found a new Jerry!
 
Tom: Soccer. It's soccer. Get your fat right.
 
  _frozen: OH!
 
Tar: get your fat right lol
 
Baseball: fat... lol
 
_frozen: lol
 
* Hoooooooooold on.
 
* I need to settle down my schnoodle.
 
Tom: Hello to all the people that erected during the time I was AFKing.
 
Rocket: erection?
 
Skele: ...
 
Tar: LOL
 
Jph: really tom... really?
 
Yoshi (in mumble): That's actually the correct way to use that word
 
Tom (in mumble): Exactly!
 
* I read that wrong (every time Tom reads something suggestively wrong)
 
Tom: Yoshi TALK SLOWER!!!
 
Yoshi: Listen faster!!!
 
Tom: Yoshi, again talk slower. Slower...
 
Yoshi: Get better headphone, faster, bigger, better, stronger
 
Tom: But I like my stolen United Airlines headphones!
 
 
* I need to settle down my schnoodle.
 
 
Yoshi: *insert sentence here*
 
Tom: Wait... WHAT?!
 
Yoshi: *clears up what he said*
 
Tom: Oooooooh, I thought you said something else, ok.
 
*Pms Music what he heard*
 
*Music spills everything in main mumble chat*
 
  
==[[User:Jtf22|Jtf22]]==
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JRS A FAGGET
* ok...
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JRS A FAGGET
* :P
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JRS A FAGGET
* Hey Chief, do people do The FLOP when you shock them? | Chief: Lets find out! | *Chiefbozx shocked Jtf22 (and everyone else on the server [including himself])* | Jtf22: *flops | Chief: So yes!
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JRS A FAGGET
* Everybody do the FLOP!
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==[[User:qwolf1999|qwolf1999]]==
 
* MCYoshi, please get out of my screenshot...
 
* What have you been smoking???
 
* Hey chief, when is the snaps*it coming out? (Meant Snapshot)
 
* I'm doing meth too! (Meant math)
 
  
==[[User:AdoboAndRice|AdoboAndRice]]==
 
* Cake
 
* its not spam... its cake
 
* not the cake!!
 
* We're making.... cupcakes.
 
* im cooking yoshi (during Thomasfyfe's BBQ)
 
* (Hawks asks how many girlfriends Yoshi has) Adobo: Yoshi is a pimp!
 
* My texture pack makes this cow look like Chewbacca.
 
  
==[[User:mustang_guy|mustang_guy]]==
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JRS A FAGGET
* troll me! (when on his phone)
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JRS A FAGGET
* Hi Tim
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JRS A FAGGET
*Thomas, can you give me a tp to the mail centre to die? I Thomasfyfe: I'm sorry, the mail centre doesn't kill people, yet.
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JRS A FAGGET
*Carbon, ask her out! (Mumble inside joke)
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JRS A FAGGET
* Correction: there are some randon things... did you see shasta's giant d**k that is underground? *Duck XD
 
  
==[[User:_MajorMagpie_|_MajorMagpie_]]==
 
* *shocked by Chief* Chief, you made me wet my pants...
 
* Dear Mojang, stop breaking minecraft please. Kthxbai.
 
* *talking with Kekkomatic about Benie* *Benie joins mumble* Oh...hey there Benie...
 
* Thomas mumble! i'll explain my bird poop! :D
 
* Benie, please W/E my face :P
 
* That's Birdist!
 
* Rule Britannia!
 
* Mi pene es muy grande
 
  
Just_robinho: yay I aint the holdest on atm
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JRS A FAGGET
_MajorMagpie_: ^^That's how Robin smoothly says 'I'm of age and available'
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JRS A FAGGET
  
==[[User:godzilltrain|godzilltrain]]==
 
* *Insert random song here* *godzilltrain was moved to Random Musical Interludes by *Insert staff member here**
 
* Hey Cheif
 
* *godzilltrain was shocked by chiefbozx*
 
* Damn it Yoshi!
 
* Yes, Mister Benie.
 
* Robin, go move to Jamaica
 
* Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! (Going with the red alert system in Atlantis)
 
* Yes, Kiss the bat inside you Magpie
 
* Oh Mighty Thor smite this lag! Thanks :D
 
* An earthquake is just the earth's backup system
 
* Benie, can you please fix your road, there's a missing chunk. Ohh, server crash.
 
* Well Benie must be dead, he would have moved me to random musical interludes by now
 
* Can you do me a favor and not die until I get to London? (to Just_robinho)
 
* Benie, I'm driving on the wrong side of the road!
 
* Chief is... the wizard of boz! (x)
 
* Cardinals are racist, why do you have to be catholic to become pope?
 
* Damnit!
 
* Queee.
 
* On the dynmap, you look like a flying fish tank.
 
godzilltrain quit the game
 
godzilltrain joined the game
 
  
godzilltrain joined the game
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JRS A FAGGET
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: hey all
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JRS A FAGGET
DCampite: recongrats godz
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JRS A FAGGET
Godz:re-thanks DCampite:)
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JRS A FAGGET
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JRS A FAGGET
  
godzilltrain: music, how much do you charge for a music's gems?
 
ArdyArd: a whopping 30$
 
Music3_0: soon to be $50 after Jan 1
 
godzilltrain: I asked music, for all you know he's gonna give me a mates rate :P
 
Music3_0: Mates are charged $80
 
godzilltrain: pre-xmas discount?
 
Music3_0: $79.99
 
  
==[[User:colaja953|colaja953]]==
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JRS A FAGGET
* yet no one can quote me woot
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JRS A FAGGET
* pwners: *admin, colaja953, mustang_guy ''Meant to say "owners"''
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JRS A FAGGET
* my stick hurts
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JRS A FAGGET
* *colaja953 is watching Barbie Life in a dream house :P
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JRS A FAGGET
* seriously, what does hola mean? (when Kitty said "hola cola" for the three billionth thirty-seventh time)
 
SqueakyBubbleGum: Cola, do you sleep?
 
colaja953: no
 
colaja953: dont need sleep
 
  
i like cg
 
hes hot :D
 
:P
 
  
*(mumble) Music what u up 3
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JRS A FAGGET
* whattts the freekkin number for a cabbb
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==[[User:Soleurs|Soleurs]]==
 
* CHIEFIE!
 
* Uh oh, I must've hired another advertiser in my sleep again.
 
* I wasn't singing........ *Soleurs was moved to Random Musical Interludes by Benie*
 
* I need "person here" on.
 
* For crying out loud...
 
* Yay for shameless advertising!
 
* .....Or we could do that (To many scenarios that McYoshi presents to me that are simpler than mine)
 
* Owie! *after being shocked*
 
* LP *insert division here* is here to help!
 
* It's a small world after all!........ *Soleurs was moved to Random Musical Interludes by Benie*
 
* Yoooooo Hallloooooooooo!
 
* WB *insert username here*
 
* You touched my redstone! *Soleurs was moved to Redstone and Fireworks by Benie*
 
* Nice work, I crashed! (To McYoshi)
 
* I believe I just flooded my stairwell.
 
* Thou shalt not throw snowballs into my summer home!
 
* I'm singing! ... Just to annoy—! *Soleurs was muted by Benie before sentence could be finished*
 
* I think you will need something stronger than a Pokèball to catch a Frumple
 
* You'll be Soleurs' sunspot as well as Benie's Ender Minion (to qwolf1999)
 
* Donkey Dorf!
 
* Oklahoma: The Land of Unpredictable Weather.
 
* The itty-bitty widdle ADF recruitees
 
* Buh buh buh bird bird bird, bird is online. Buh buh bird, bird, bird is online.
 
  
==[[User:pachcool4|pachcool4]]==
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JRS A FAGGET
* CHEIF!
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JRS A FAGGET
* Benie, can i have a world edit?
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JRS A FAGGET
* GU Announcement* I love spam!
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JRS A FAGGET
* Benie what do you mean by 'Natural Selection'!?
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JRS A FAGGET
* It's Really Quickly! REAL QUICK DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!
 
* No Urinating on Gravcorn's roads.
 
* sorry, my can wanted attention! (meant to say "cat")
 
  
==[[User:Tom_Pairs|Tom_Pairs]]==
 
*42
 
* Sorry common sense is dead
 
* Sorry that comes with the kids meal (after someone didn't want lag during a backup)
 
* I'm a blind man that can see
 
* Mmm Spam
 
* Chirp Chirp
 
Tom: Thats the smallest we can get ofr the shop
 
autobus: Oh rly?
 
tom: the oven would never fit in...
 
Autobus: oh rly?
 
5 mins later autobus shows a supersmall oven for the pizzas
 
tom: okay it does
 
tom: wait you said small not tiny XD
 
  
snaf: marry me server (when Tom was on console)
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JRS A FAGGET
Tom: nao
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JRS A FAGGET
  
* (on console) Hello I'm an 6687kittycat.What's your name?
 
  
==[[User:hawksfan1010|hawksfan1010]]==
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JRS A FAGGET
* No!! .. NOO!!!!
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JRS A FAGGET
* [Mod name here], I swear to god...
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JRS A FAGGET
* Oh NO HE DIDN'T!! (during April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
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JRS A FAGGET
* Benie, your face is so creepy! (when Benie has his Enderdragon skin)
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JRS A FAGGET
* Hey, Benie. | Benie: What? | Sausages and Doughnuts! (the inside joke in Mumble)
 
* Hey, Benie. We're having fun dying!
 
* *pulls out whip*. Bad yoshi, bad yoshi, bad yoshi!!!
 
* Don't you do it!!
 
* Bad [Mod name here]!
 
* Son of a crap!
 
* Yoshi, your face is in a sign
 
* HOLY S**T MY FEET ARE BURNING
 
* *Katy Perry comes on in Pandora* *Dislike* | *Get Lucky comes on Pandora* *Like*
 
* I'll speak, but you have to put a shirt on
 
* Just finished my meth lab
 
* i'm PREGNANT
 
Hawks: B-B-B-B-Bangerz!!!
 
Music3_0: my name is Plum!
 
Benie: No!!
 
Hawks: XD
 
* im in a serious relationship with chief
 
*(Said with mouth full) Cornbread, I love you!
 
  
== [[User:Tdtspeedy|tdtspeedy]] ==
 
*To the found City of Atlantis
 
  
==[[user:Rocketscience|0rocketscience0]]==
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JRS A FAGGET
* Use the forks!
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JRS A FAGGET
* no! bad yoshi!
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JRS A FAGGET
* follow da rulez
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JRS A FAGGET
* give me kissie!
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* damn - ''When someone joins and he was writing the same message as another user''
 
* Ok, time to do somethig! I'm going to dial the pizzaservice
 
*''(In Mumble)'' Let me guess, he (the guest) is stuck. [Guest] help! im stuck in a block
 
* ''(While talking with Cortesi about a 3D animation of himself)'' I have a tv on my head so ya
 
* "Dont mind my head" -{{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}
 
* DCampite is a girl btw (after DCampite said "Shirin_Maya is a girl btw")
 
 
 
==[[User:bspells|bspells]]==
 
* ugh... so hard to play mc and eat a burrito at the same time...
 
* *bspells is untangling his 15-foot long [insert complicated name here] wire
 
* (On Mumble) YES I KNOW YOU CAN SMELL ME! (After MC_Protocol plays the "I can smell you" Morgan Freeman clip)
 
 
 
==[[User:tauqua|tauqua]]==
 
* "I wonder if cheif's on" "Nope, I wasn't shocked within 5 seconds of that last message"
 
* How to get shocked: First, be sam * chiefbozx shocked samyankeesfan20 *
 
 
 
==[[User:Chiefbozx|chiefbozx]]==
 
* Well. too. BAD!
 
* Don't ever trust me with a sign.
 
* That's another clear sign I need to go to bed.
 
* This is where Frumple rigs the votes.
 
* Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing with WorldEdit...
 
* ...Right. I was not paying attention, as usual.
 
* I'm not a troll, I'm a prankster. There's a big difference.
 
* Elpmurf!
 
* DANGIT!
 
* ... make sure everyone's hair is on fire.
 
* Staircase? NOPE! COMPASS!
 
* What have I done? (Creating the wiki and noticing the funny quote page was the first one created)
 
* [Random Canadian Taco Monster] (A title for Frumple)
 
* Good morning audience..
 
* And the nominations for 'best reaction from a Thor Hammer' are...
 
* OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
 
* I am listening to a BRSTM. Come back later.
 
* [Taco Thief] chiefbozx: All your tacos are belong to us! Mwahahaha!
 
* You might want to move. Your face is about to get pasted in. (before pasting 100,000 blocks as WorldEdit)
 
* Random Mumble Advertisement | End Random Mumble Advertisement (as Broadcast)
 
* chiefbozx is busy. Leave a message at the sound of the beep. *beep*
 
* Hi steve
 
* I expect a new skin. GET A BUNNY SKIN
 
* I'm sorry. Can we be friends? :D
 
* (In mumble) Your face is why
 
* {{color|#f0f|Ping!}}
 
* I just got an idea for an evil prank...
 
* Ok folks, I'm off to ed. (meant to say bed)
 
* Hooboy...
 
* Get off my desk! (to Just_robinho standing on Chief's desk at [[Studio Chief]])
 
* More bacon!! WOOO!! (Snapshot w32)
 
* I logged onto MCMyAdmin and saw SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK DEATH DEATH DEATH (after April Fools 2013/ShockFest)
 
* oh wait... frumple has taco weapons. }#z7
 
* Lightning is fun
 
* (to random member) No, I will not go on a date with you
 
* (random member)! I just updated the (random wiki page) page on the wiki! Now it has pretty infoboxes and {{transit|Bus X37}} icons all over it!
 
* Achievement Get: Blended!
 
* * chiefbozx has morphed into an undecagon
 
* <code>grep</code>! It greps things!
 
  [Snowman] SonicTornado:and if you ever saw him you would even say it glows
 
  [Rudolph] chiefbozx:and if you ever saw him he would shock you in your face
 
  *chiefbozx shocked SonicTornado*
 
* <span style="color:#FF0000"> '''''WAT''''' </span> (when hawks said he was in a serious relationship with chief)
 
* (On front page of MRT)
 
*Have a good day! As they say in my hometown, don’t forget to be awesome. (P.S. Yes, nerdfighters, you heard that right. :) )
 
jphgolf4321: chief used thunderbolt! It's super effective!
 
Skelezomperman: Frumple used Owner Powers! It's super effective!
 
Skelezomperman: chief fainted!
 
*chiefbozx died*
 
 
*chiefbozx shocked jphgolf4321* [In reference to Chief's Bozx-ers] | {{color|#FF0000|[Broadcast by chiefbozx]}} You've been spanked!
 
*And of course my mouse is on the other side of the room. One moment.
 
* For the record: I am Chief and you are a potato.
 
* The Hammer has done justice once again!
 
We're having a "Staff Meeting"
 
'''''OR ARE WE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?'''''
 
*I'm going to head off now and pretend to do homework.
 
 
 
==[[User:Benie|Benie]]==
 
* For the ''last'' time, there's '''no''' I-03! It's ''I-3''! (for people that forget all freeways with an 0 in them are related to I-0)
 
* Annnddddddd... screenshotted.
 
* I hate working with angles in Minecraft.
 
* Oh dear...
 
* Unlike Boss and the airport, I'll have this done in no time.
 
* Oonks! (when zwxe comes on Mumble, it sounds like "oonks" in Text-to-Speech)
 
* Tom, do you want me to facepalm? Because I will.
 
* Oooookay...
 
* Shasta, Natural Selection is great and all, but it doesn't mean you have to spam the chat with death logs...
 
* Ahem!.. (after catching godzilltrain singing in Mumble)
 
* *Benie shocked Soleurs* (the first time I ever got to use /shock as a Mod)
 
* Nasty, dirty bird. :P (talking about _MajorMagpie_ and his bird poop)
 
* Robin's Hill is in Upside Down Terrorist world. You have to drive on the ''left'' side of the road. Ick.
 
* So.., yeah! (when I just can't think of anything else to say)
 
* Why am I not surprised?
 
* I'm shocked. *You have been shocked by chiefbozx.*
 
* Boss: we need to fill cheif's office with Complete Terminus Connect Signs - Benie: Says Mr 7+ months doing an Airport. :)
 
* You mean BossOfDelays, right? (new nickname for Boss)
 
* *Soleurs sings a Marry Poppins song in Mumble* ENOUGH!! I'm going to chim-chimaree your face! D:
 
* Random wool block on my road? What is this madness?!
 
suppoe: Me too. I love ruining other people's gaming experience. :D :P
 
Benie: Work for EA, then.
 
 
 
Suppoe: Has Frumple done any kind of hard world edits?
 
Benie: I don't think Frumple has done anything that hard before.
 
KittyCat*numbershere*: Suggestive.
 
Benie: *sighs* I didn't mean it like that, Kitty!
 
 
 
italadz57: Our horses are purebred.  That's why they're so quick.
 
Benie: You mean spawned, not purebred.
 
* Oh snap! (mostly used in Mumble)
 
* *catching someone singing in Mumble and a Mod is on* Move him! MOVE HIM!! (Relating to the Random Musical Interludes channel)
 
* Don't be going AFKAWOL on me, boi! (trying to talk to Boss but keeps going AFK on him)
 
* *sees hawks going AFK near him* Time to get the wrapping paper... (about to AFK Box hawks in a present during Christmas 2013)
 
* Oh my god, it's a rare Boss!
 
* *hearing Chief shocking* The National Weather Service in the MRT has issued a Severe ThunderChief Warning, effective until Chief logs off. Doppler Radar detected a Severe ThunderChief moving across the server at 9001 Miles Per Hour, shocking random people and laughing. Persons in these areas should be alert of being further shocked. Stay indoors until the threat has passed.
 
enjineer30302: call me paul
 
Benie: enjineer's name is now paul.
 
enjineer30302: WHAT
 
enjineer30302: WHY
 
* Wait. No way. You seriously got the Orange Line done before the airport? (to Robin announcing the completion of the Orange Line)
 
* Kitty, I-69 is in my state, too. There's also a city in my state, named French Lick.
 
* "Wait, one more" is the fear of every Mod.
 
* Benie drops a pin. It makes a sound
 
 
 
[Guest]: mike offices
 
[Guest]: thats the name
 
[Benie]: Wait. That's your real name?
 
[Guest]: ???
 
[KittyCat11231]: *faceknife*
 
[Guest]: no its the name of this building
 
[Benie]: Ah. Ok.
 
[KittyCat11231]: Oh...
 
[KittyCat11231]: Um just ignore me
 
[Benie]: k
 
[Benie]: *Benie puts Kitty on ignore
 
KittyCat11231 left the game.
 
 
 
==[[User:BossOfGames|BossOfGames]]==
 
* I need all mods on deck!
 
* Quick question...
 
* This is going to be the biggest thing on the server.
 
* CHIEF!!!! *after getting randomly shocked by Chief*
 
* Actually...
 
* Frumple, can we troll Chief's office?
 
* Guys, let's all send Frumple spam mail.
 
* I would like to dedicate this project to Benie, he can now take my delayed builds description off the staff board (during the MRT Convention Center opening ceremony)
 
* WOOOOO STAFF PARTY
 
* I lurk in the shadows (After accidentally using chat while fake quit)
 
Autobus: can i expand the road form your town to autocity
 
boss: no iam gonna build a district there
 
Autobus: Oh? i claimed that land there -_-
 
boss: Nope i already did.
 
Autobus: Oh? Found no claim signs.....
 
* BossOfGames left the game *
 
* I don't know what i'm doing right now.
 
 
 
==[[User:Frumple|Frumple]]==
 
* Don't listen to Broadcast. He lies.
 
* Minecraft 1.5 please don't break anything kthxbye.
 
* Guess what guys? It's time for a server restart!
 
* Guys, I'm going to restart the server.
 
* Iron everywhere!!!
 
* All his base belong to taco. *To Chief*
 
* I prefer the respectable term "transit enthusiast."
 
* I have to count my tacos
 
* That's why the server is a dictatorship, not a democracy.
 
* It's like putting gold paint on a piggy.
 
* Oh, hi there, backup!
 
* saving server map to where? tacoland?
 
* get out of my office :)
 
* now it's my turn to facepalm
 
* I'm preparing celebratory tacos
 
* i got your yeamanator
 
* Chief: Did you figure out who stole your tacos? - Frumple: Yea, it was Margaret Thatcher.
 
* FIGHT!
 
* Any singing will make the process of updating the server go slower.
 
* Welcome to the guestpocalypse, Benie (Day 2 of updating to 1.5.2)
 
* I love tacos | I mean the server | yum yum
 
* Kablam, I don't control your dreams.
 
* Keks: How do you get a bank account... By going to the bank perhaps? Frumple: No, you need to pray to the gods, sacrifice a cow, jump up and down 50 times, write an opera, take the bus down to Jones Beach, swim in the lake, and then a fish will bring you your bank card.
 
* Just_robinho: Frumple quick question, when was the last time you were on green status?  Frumple: a long time ago, in a faraway land, where dragons breathed fire and chief ate my tacos.
 
cola: frum paul
 
Benie: The whole "paul" thing, that you took several attempts to figure out his real name? I remember that.
 
Frumple: Oh, we're guessing my real name again now huh?
 
cola: yep back to that game
 
Frumple: well
 
*Frumple shocked colaja953*
 
*Frumple's quote during meeting: "I'l show you where hump day is..."
 
* Its not the best time to ask for a WE when the orange line just opened and a GSM is starting in less then a hour.....
 
* Staff: 'Majority Rules' Frumple: 'Well, I rule.'
 
 
 
colaja953: Oh Canada, y u you make others lag?
 
Frumple: because you stole our maple syrup!
 
 
 
(talking about the secret mod,later revealed to be mfish)
 
snaf: tell us who is he,frumpheil
 
frumple: nein
 
 
 
(In mumble after Jph got mod)
 
Kitty: Hey Jp can I have a dirt block world edited into a grass block?
 
Frumple: Yeah if it takes less than five minutes we don't grant world edits.
 
Jph: Did it Kitty.
 
Frumple: Dammit.
 
 
 
Frumple has banned eristheeagle - "You're the weakest link, goodbye."
 
 
 
[Broadcast]: Large W/E Incoming @ A12
 
Frumple is no longer AFK
 
[Broadcast]: W/E cancelled
 
 
 
Frumple: I'm a Sheriff by day...
 
Frumple: Shadowmaster by night...
 
Italadz57: And a taco at dawn and dusk.
 
tarheelscouse: Frumple's a weretaco o.O
 
 
 
(when Frumple is on the server console)
 
Kittycat11231: server what is the answer to life?
 
[Server] taco
 
Kittycat11231: server what is the answer to death?
 
[Server] not taco
 
 
 
==[[User:computerghost|computerghost]]==
 
* right quick
 
* I'm not really a funny guy.
 
* Let me check my math...
 
* brb, getting ice for my computer.
 
* I will ponder this.
 
* Just pick up your toys when you're done. :P
 
* * computerghost builds one of his flying machines with pistons. *
 
* First song not to get voted out! I new Melanie wouldn't fail me! :-)
 
* *talking about horse business* You can have them in any color you want, as long as you want white.
 
* It's not much of a disguise. I literally became a guest and lose my admin powers. Oh, darn... how to get back... :/ Well I guess I'll just have to re-fill an app and work my way back up
 
* (In Mumble) I was trying to impress a girl once so I grabbed an electric fence.
 
 
 
==[[User:DasNexus|DasNexus/Kraftler1]]==
 
* daaafuuuuuq
 
* BaconThamesBank
 
* Bacon.. eh Baron
 
* Chief is the trolling god, MCYoshi is the failing god
 
* When my internet doesn't laag, my brain does
 
* Everything has an end. But the sausage has two :D
 
* jphgolf4321: goes through a HUGE ravine too<br />DasNexus: That's what she said<br />Frumple joined the game<br />Frumple: Das...
 
* (logiblocs does /kill)<br />German Minecraft: logiblocs starb<br />DasNexus: stahp
 
* You kno' only Mario speaks like that?
 
* \(|^^|)/
 
* colaja953: Oh das is here too<br />DasNexus: No, I'm not. *End of holographic transfer*<br />DasNexus left the game
 
* That's pissible too. *possible LOL
 
 
 
*Kraftler1 Joined The Game*
 
Kraftler1: *COUGH*
 
*Kraftler1 Left The Game*
 
==[[BaronThamesBank]]==
 
* DieNexus! ''When DasNexus says: "Bacon.. Eh Baron"''
 
Baron: Hi Bestie [Bestmate66]
 
Jakd2000: <- thinks of BBT  [Big Bang Theory]
 
Baron: I'm totes Amy!
 
 
 
*''Refering to Kitania's Roads 08/06/14'': Ok, All this cake is making me hungry
 
 
 
==[[User:MinecraftYoshi26|MinecraftYoshi26]]==
 
* I really should stop crashing the MRT
 
* /give thomasfyfe double_decker 1
 
* We're on a train server talking about grammar & bacon!
 
* Damn it, you beat my record of counting to 3.
 
* We need a bigger one. (about the size of the AdMod Quote Board)
 
* Put your hands in the ari \o/
 
* ./ban chief for chiefing
 
* ./kick *player name* No. (seen during Team PvP matches)
 
* (._.) Really?
 
* For the record: I'm griefing Thomas' building for a reason
 
* This fountain isn't made by Yoshi!! *sadface*
 
* p *start of player name* (supposed to be /tp <name>)
 
* Oh, a stick!
 
* CHIEF! <3
 
* "qwolf: I officially hate you, Yoshi. | Yoshi: And that makes me happy."
 
* Time to grief the mega value! *jk*
 
* Sam: Throw your hands in the aiya if you's a true playa \o/ Yoshi: Sam, I think you have your push-to-type down again...
 
* 8 out of 5 people don't understand statistics
 
* Apparently, I am playing dress-up with CG.
 
* Look, CG is a pretty princess now!
 
* * MinecraftYoshi26 is dressing up as a boy at home procrastinating about homework and will end up doing it in the morning (after asking what people will dress up as for Halloween)
 
* <span style="color:#FF0000">'''FAIL'''</span> (when he messes up issuing a command)
 
* Woo! (Used normally in Mumble)
 
* I need a few people to test (death game here). (Used normally in Mumble)
 
* I'm scared. (Used normally in Mumble)
 
* Oh god! (Used normally in Mumble)
 
* (player name here), Mumble?
 
* tp ha
 
* MINNNNNNAAAAJJJJJJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (in Mumble)
 
* (Member): YOSHI!!! - (Yoshi): Too OVACOMPACATED!!!
 
*Well...tough tacos
 
* tp epic | FAILK | DOUBLE FAIL
 
Yoshi: tp gogo
 
Yoshi: tp jakd
 
gogo: FAIL
 
 
 
* gogo! (in mumble, after {{u|gogojakeo}} does something that annoys him e.g. Gets into a bed right before yoshi tps him)
 
* Let's change the topic...BABY BUNNIES (or BABY KOALAS)
 
* You have to apple to do that (meant to say apply)
 
* estahp et
 
(Guest with name starting in chuck joins)
 
Kitty: hi chucky bear elmos here to play with you
 
Yoshi: Kitty, what happens in mumble, stays in mumble, please.
 
 
 
[Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] GREAT NEWS EVERYONE
 
[Broadcast by MinecraftYoshi26] JUSTIN BIEBER GOT ARRESTED
 
*/me connected with a banana using an orange (when someone logs on with MineChat)
 
*/me connected via banana for orange! (when someone logs on with MC Chat)
 
 
 
 
 
{{u|KittyCat11231}}: but first, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE
 
Yoshi: NO KITTY
 
Yoshi: NO,.
 
Yoshi: DEAR GOD NO
 
Kitty: YES YOSHI
 
 
 
Max4344: Finally done babyshitting I can play :D
 
<nowiki>Max4344: *sitting </nowiki>
 
Yoshi: No I think you spelled it right
 
 
 
Cortesi: guys I have an important news.
 
MinecraftYoshi26: you're pregnant. CONGRATZ!!!
 
Cortesi: -_-
 
 
 
Yoshi: Haikus are easy
 
Yoshi: Sometimes Haikus don't make sense
 
Yoshi: Refrigerator
 
jphgolf4321: LOL
 
 
 
*Okay guys calm down kekko isn't almost naked anymore
 
*Reasons for Americans not wanting a state: 1% Politics and stuff, 99% WHERE WILL THE 1 STAR GO?!?!
 
 
 
==[[User:thomasfyfe|thomasfyfe]]==
 
* When Chief gets on, people get hurt.
 
* As long as you don't microwave the toaster you should be fine.
 
* I'll put a bus warp in your face.
 
* It's like a seizure of Christmas.
 
* I don't cheat, I just spam the right-click button.
 
* BACON! <3
 
* Don't mind us, we eat members on this server.
 
Member: I just broke my chest I filled with nametags! D:
 
Thomas: Put them back in then
 
*sorry, I was having a sneezing fit.
 
Guest: WHY ARE THE TRAINS NOT WORKING?
 
Thomas: Have you tried turning them off and on again?
 
* Oh look, 2 new staffers on my head...
 
 
 
gogo warps to thomasfyfe
 
gogo: we at bus station?
 
thomas: yeah
 
gogo: kthx
 
thomas: Refurbishments going on
 
gogo: ooooh, are you adding a beverage store?
 
thomas: refurbish, not refresh :P
 
gogo: :P
 
 
 
(Added some menu items from Autobus' picture I didn't know we sold.)
 
 
 
*The size of Kitania!?!?!
 
 
 
Welcome99: eeh thomas
 
thomasfyfe: Yeah?
 
Welcome99: how to get out of here?
 
thomasfyfe: "You'll have to leave through the window, the elevator isn't working"
 
 
 
==[[User:Keks63|Keks63]]==
 
* Tom, there's a road stuck in your face.
 
* Let me just get my screwdriver out..
 
* I'm not drinking wine... or should I?
 
* No, I just eat cookies.
 
* *As a joke* Hi, This is a terrible server, bye!
 
* Spoon?
 
 
 
==[[User:xplayman|xplayman]]==
 
* This is why we can't have nice things
 
* I was the first one to get member status
 
* D@#$it Chief!
 
 
 
==[[User:Uglyname|Uglyname]]==
 
* Buns of steel
 
* Uglyname: Bye
 
 
 
waits for response*
 
 
 
still waiting*
 
 
 
Uglyname: Bye Uglyname
 
 
 
Uglyname: Ok Uglyname bye
 
 
 
Random Citizen: Bye
 
 
 
Another Random Dude: Bye
 
 
 
Yet Another: Bye
 
 
 
* *Uglyname randomly cries*
 
 
 
Uglyname randomly laughs*
 
 
 
Uglyname randomly cries*
 
 
 
Benie: Uglyname do you have to do that?
 
 
 
Uglyname: No
 
 
 
Benie: Well then stop
 
 
 
==[[User:JakD2000|JakD2000]]==
 
*''Most online are Brits'' "It's the invasion of the Europeans!"
 
*''(In Mumble)'' I am not Scottish! I'm from LEEDS! L-E-E-D-S! In't north of England"
 
*Thomasfyfe joined the game | "Hello Mr Scary Scottish Admin guy"
 
*"Ah'm off te' meck an 'am sarnie!" (I am going to make a ham sandwich)
 
*Kitty: That will be $0  | JakD2000: I'll back later because I can't afford that! | jakd2000 left the game.
 
*''Listening to radio''| 27: Miley Cyrus. Excuse me if you hear a radio being smashed!
 
*Jakd2000 was slain by [Insert player here] using [humorously named weapon]
 
*Why do people keep trying to murder me with renamed weapons?
 
*''Chiefbozx shocked _majormagpie_'' |  Standing on powerlines while Chief is watching telly is a BAD idea magpie
 
*Moral of the story: DO NOT ask me for dating advice
 
*GMT = Great Mug of Tea
 
*Dont worry echo!
 
*Chief Shocks, CG Bans, Thomas Transmutes people into lego guys
 
*There's a g-g-g-ghost online!  ''(Computerghost)''
 
*Is it weird that Sochi makes me want to see Inception?
 
*Did Chief, ah, Chief?
 
*With Great Power comes Great Electricity Bill!
 
 
 
jakd2000: I turn off radio and lag turns to nowt! Interesting!
 
*A few seconds later*
 
jakd2000: Or not... still as laggy as a tortoise with 3 legs and arthritis
 
 
 
==[[User:Omricon|Omricon]]==
 
*What is the Orange line?
 
*No seriously, what is the Orange line?
 
*So where's my penthouse?? :P
 
 
 
==[[User:SonicTornado|SonicTornado]]==
 
* *Funeral Music*
 
* plugins=LAG!!
 
* GRIEF(after yoshi broke a block in checkers/mumble chat)
 
* and then there was two
 
* Srry, my brain is dead right now
 
* Keks is 99.99% Cookies
 
* (In Mumble) Tom_Pairs: These Helicopters look like Lego Duplo Blocks | SonicTornado: Try placing a big one in a 8x8x1 cuboid
 
* SonicTornado: Hows Lide | Frumple: I like lide, lides good | SonicTornado: Life*!!
 
* I need a lawyer, NOW!
 
* SonicTornado: Why you got to be so mean, chiefie! | chiefbozx: ? | Minecrfatyoshi26: Hey Sonic thats my thing, why you got to be so mean?
 
 
 
==aldee110==
 
* Just_robinho: oh that's nice, teleport into a girl :P | aldee110: I'm not quite sure how I should take that...
 
 
 
==CarbonM14==
 
* Wait this even where it supposed to go :P | Holy crap I can't even think today! (In a private message to {{u|bspells}})
 
 
 
== {{u|Diemundz}} ==
 
* Well that's just N@$Ty.
 
* Well, it appears that the 49-0ers are losing.
 
* I pity the fool who don't ride MRT.
 
* I just finished reading a book called "The Mariana Trench". Very deep.
 
 
 
[Insert Name Here] fell out of the world
 
Diemundz: Prank /call!
 
 
 
* I just got a new job at a smog check place. I'm exhausted.
 
* WHAMMO!
 
* Well, my entry into the ''Guinness Book of World Records'' for "Fastest Van Finding" didn't last long.
 
 
 
Diemundz: Ahschnappoh
 
Tom_1277: wut
 
 
 
DCampite: semi back
 
Diemundz: [http://bit.ly/1xEdTGo| Picture of the back of a semi truck]
 
 
 
* Banana Time!
 
 
 
=={{u|Music3_0}}==
 
* What does herro mean?
 
* Nope, I'm on  a Gatorade high :)
 
* Logs on <br /> Music: My P***y Hurts! <br /> Hawks: XD
 
* MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!
 
* It Always rains squids and anvils in [[Zicronia]]
 
* Chiefy likey the spanky's :P
 
* (While singing to Yoshi and Thriller and thinking of Mega :P) Cause this is Bon*r. :0 , OMG. Mumble Epic Fail
 
* (After Kittycat11231 said, "All Americans say I!") All Canadians say sorry!
 
* (diff | hist) . . '''Minor''' Music's Gems‎; 22:59 . . '''(+552)'''‎ . . ‎Music3 0 (Talk | contribs)
 
* I need a litter box
 
* *Music3_0 riased my nad
 
 
 
==mastermann13==
 
* mastermann13: connected with an iPhone using MineChat <br />mastermann13: hey kelli <br />kekkomatic: I like kelli <br />mastermann13: kekko, autocorrect lol<br />kekkomatic: From now on i'm kelli
 
 
 
==keentlewi==
 
* do i count as a girl, cause i sure act like one
 
* jax, stop rubbing agaist frumple
 
* i feel like I have just been shused by a hobo (after being shused by {{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}})
 
 
 
==Cortesi==
 
* YOZI!
 
 
 
* Dammit Yoshi!!!
 
 
 
* Life is like a box of chocolates. If you are fat it will not last much
 
 
 
Cortesi: Can i have some tunneling please?<br>
 
"MinecraftYoshi26 Left The Game"<br>
 
"Tom_Pairs Left The Game"<br>
 
"Just_robinho Left The Game"<br>
 
Cortesi: Dammit -_-
 
 
 
Cortesi: Can i come in?<br>
 
chiefbozx teleported Cortesi to spawn<br>
 
Cortesi: Take that as a No
 
 
 
* NO YOSHI NO!!
 
 
 
* I CAME IN LIKE A CHIIIEEEEEEEFBOZZZXXXX!!!
 
 
 
* JANET!!
 
 
 
* If you loose an iphone, technology allows us to find wherever that may be.
 
If you loose a plane with 239 passengers, nobody knows anything.
 
 
 
  *Cortesi is playing with a cat peluche, it makes meow, yay.
 
 
 
  *Cortesi goes ping
 
 
 
  Cortest: I believe I can fly
 
  Cortesi fell from a high place
 
 
 
  Chief please ''KOCK'' me
 
 
 
Cortesi: England has no Kidney Bank, but it does have a Liverpool - Cortesi
 
Tarheelscouse: And now my entire family hates you
 
 
 
BaronThamesBank: Being a mod is nice because i work with people
 
Cortesi: how do you know we are people <.< >.>
 
Cortesi: best they found us
 
bestmate66: OMG!!!
 
Cortesi: RUN!!!
 
bestmate66: to the mothership!!
 
 
 
im single after my last gf threw a muffin at me...
 
 
 
==[[User:jphgolf4321|jphgolf4321]]==
 
* umm... did someone just poop a mini superflat world? (During the Great AFK Box event)
 
* Robin: I just found out TNT minecarts don't work on the MRT | JPH: There is a reason they are banned and his name is MinecraftYoshi26
 
Epicslinke: OK, my twitch is ready
 
Jphgolf4321: you're twitching? You should see a doctor about that.
 
* frumple youre acting very chiefy... are you ok?
 
* There must be something in that rice...
 
 
 
==[[User:Megascatterbomb|megascatterbomb]]==
 
* :/
 
* Do it for science ''(When asking CG to create a lag machine for testing empty cart detectors)''
 
* This is the most idiotic things i have ever seen ''(When looking at large lag machine.)''
 
* -_- I am surprised at your stupidity.
 
* Cola, my brother thinks you need to improve your copy/pasting ''(When cola failed continuously at pasting mega's station)''
 
* mega: "Robin, can i plz have a w/e?"<br>
 
:Robin: "bbl"<br>
 
:Just_Robinho left the game<br>
 
:5 minutes later<br>
 
:Just_Robinho joined the game<br>
 
:Robin: "so who wanted that w/e?"<br>
 
* My jetpack is failing, landing on frumples office!
 
:Frumple looks up<br>
 
:Megascatterbomb: hi<br>
 
:Frumple: oh hai there
 
* Yoshi plays parkour map and slips.
 
: mega: :O I nearly killed yoshi!
 
: yoshi survives
 
: mega: nuuuuuu
 
* (In Mumble) SOMEONE's Gonna get Bonned :P
 
* (In Mumble) mega: Yeah, in Portal 2 Co-op Chief needs someone to play with. | jph: Chief needs someone to play with...
 
 
 
==[[User:Puffball5672|Puffball5672]]==
 
* i found my wood
 
* oh no, i licked myself out *meant to say "locked"*
 
puff: can i nominate frumple
 
music: if u feel he's worthy for trusted rank
 
 
 
==[[User:mikefishr|mfish125]]==
 
* *member joins Mumble sound plays* OH GOD!! (as seen here: http://youtu.be/u01IpZLhLzY?t=14m13s)
 
* Le sigh.
 
* Micheal: FlowsHD texture pack + Rudoplays shaders mod + epic modern mansion = OMG I JUST SH*T MYSELF :P | mfish: You just shot yourself? you should call the proper authorities
 
mfish: yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
 
Kitty: WHAT DOES THE FISH SAY
 
 
 
==[[User:_frozen|_frozen]]==
 
* uhh
 
* >.>
 
* _frozen wags my tongue as I shake my booty on the ball (Talking about Sam's Wrecking Ball reference with bspells)
 
 
 
so its narrow yet wide
 
that's what *she* said
 
* im gonna continue the abusive relationship I have with my toilet
 
(talking about 1.8 snapshots)
 
frozen: if the derailments continue
 
frozen: im gonna try to retexture carts into metro north livery
 
Kitty: LOL
 
 
 
(as a joke)
 
frozen: were gonna abolish all bus warps at the next gsm
 
Kitty: WHAT
 
 
 
Tom_1227:Oh _Frozen. Angles' 162 game season starts tomorrow.
 
_Frozen wets in anticipation
 
 
 
*2dany2many5 plays dubstep* 
 
_frozen: So I went fishing yesterday
 
Tarheelscouse: Oooh nice
 
Tarheelscouse: Wait
 
_frozen: I got a nice fish
 
_frozen: then I dropped that bass :C
 
 
 
 
*_frozen makes tar a logo on illustrator*
 
tarheelscouse: I'm expecting great things, based on your other illustrator works :)
 
*_frozen posts link*
 
tarheelscouse: :DDDDDDDDDDDD
 
tarheelscouse: Does that convey my happiness?
 
frozen: No, but it does cause me concern for your obesity
 
 
 
 
 
*Sigh I was sort hard on him, but this wasn't the first time
 
 
 
it could be Kitty
 
the 6687 type
 
 
 
*_frozen: youre putting yourself in first class while the rest is in economy class?
 
Max4344: Yup
 
_frozen: evil bastard. I like you.
 
 
 
==[[User:gogojakeo|gogojakeo]]==
 
* All hail the Glow Cloud
 
 
 
Someone: There's someone in my window...
 
Gogo: Is it the faceless old woman?
 
 
 
Gogo: All Hail The Glow Cloud
 
Tar: I worry about you sometimes...
 
 
 
 
 
* gogojakeo: I have only been shocked once <br /> chiefbozx shocked gogojakeo <br /> gogojakeo: twice...
 
* MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!
 
* gogojakeo moved to "I'm waiting for a game with Nicki MINAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJ!" (in Mumble)
 
[Guest]: my horse!
 
gogojakeo: "My horse, my horse, my kingdom for a horse" - Richard III (by William Shakespeare)
 
* Did [[user:hawksfan1010|Hawks]] get his chicken bake?
 
Just_Robinho joined the game
 
gogojakeo: wb robin
 
kekkomatic: hey rob
 
Just_Robinho: meow
 
gogojakeo: surley, of all animals, a bird would NOT want to be a cat...
 
Just_Robinho: I do
 
megascatterbomb: meh
 
gogojakeo: Just_Robinho_In_A_Cat's_Stomach
 
Just_Robinho: O.O
 
kekkomatic: that got dark quickly
 
Just_Robinho: ^
 
megascatterbomb: ^
 
gogojakeo: :)
 
 
 
*warp Derry (messing up a command)
 
 
 
_frozen: after this tunnel
 
_frozen: im gonna call it a night
 
gogojkeo: but its 10am!
 
_frozen: its 250!
 
gogojakeo: for you maybe...
 
 
 
(in mumble)
 
LDShadowLord: We're gonna be all Big Brother on them
 
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!
 
LDShadowLord: gogo, leave poor George Orwell alone
 
 
 
*(When there is a lag spike) It's cola with his australian ping!
 
 
 
wily: Can anyone explain how momentum works on rail
 
gogo: sigh
 
gogo: it keeps its momentum
 
gogo: and keeps moving
 
gogo: in layman's terms: Push makes go
 
jak: lol
 
wily: ok...
 
 
 
jak: Gogo: call me maybe
 
gogo: but i didnt just meet you
 
gogo: I met you about 5 months ago
 
 
 
gogo: I have a pickup line
 
tar: yeah?
 
gogo: Are you from tennesee?
 
tar: so OLD
 
tar: NO
 
tar: WHY
 
tar: ive got a better one
 
gogo: Because you're just as slutty as Miley Cyrus
 
tar: O.o
 
 
 
gogo warps to thomasfyfe
 
gogo: we at bus station?
 
thomas: yeah
 
gogo: kthx
 
thomas: Refurbishments going on
 
gogo: ooooh, are you adding a beverage store?
 
thomas: refurbish, not refresh :P
 
gogo: :P
 
 
 
kittycat11231: i'm working on lammapolis, a territory of the city of Kitania
 
gogo: O.O
 
gogo: can i help?
 
gogo: llamas are my must
 
gogo: and my passion
 
(Several Weeks Later)
 
*Gogojakeo has been issued a warning: Pixel Art -colaja953
 
gogo: scince when did they ANNOUNCE it!
 
frozen: Since the new plugin
 
kitty: what was the pixel art?
 
gogo: YOUR LLAMA
 
kitty: YOU GOT WARNED FOR THAT???
 
gogo: YES
 
kitty *faceknife
 
 
 
gogo: I'm gonna do some tunneling
 
gogo: but first
 
gogo: let me take a SLFIE
 
gogo: *SELFIE*
 
 
 
someone says something about extrememe CCTV or something like that
 
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!
 
MinecraftYoshi26: Leave George Orwell alone!
 
 
 
Frumple: Can I have you're Attention
 
Gogo: Gives Frumple his full Atten- Ooh Squirrel
 
Gogojakeo was shocked by Chiefbozx
 
(Unfortunately, Frumple went on to announce Yoshi's demotion)
 
 
 
(Talking to tarheel about playing the recorder)
 
Gogo: I think you underestimated my blowing abilities
 
Gogo: *overestimated*
 
Tar: *SUGGESTIVE*
 
Gogo: ikr
 
 
 
* In mumble: /me needs to watch more of TAR
 
 
 
jph and tell skip gogo's french song on the radio
 
gogo: You philistines!
 
 
 
==[[User:bestmate66|bestmate66]]==
 
* Let me know if you need a translation, living in the UK I am fluent in both English and American and Yorkshire.
 
 
 
best: Ah, licky.
 
Kitty: suggestive
 
Benie: Suggestive.
 
best: *LUCKY
 
best: Aah
 
 
 
(Talking about an under-construction rail line)
 
bestmate66: It really is congratulation-worthy. It's been in planning for 9 months.
 
bestmate66: Oh cr**
 
bestmate66: I just made a pregnancy referance.
 
tarheelscouse: XD XD XD XD
 
bestmate: DANGIT CHIEF
 
 
 
 
 
''Note: Who keeps on adding all of these ... suggestive ... quotes?'' -best
 
 
 
== Autobus22 ==
 
* Goed xD back on english. (if DasNexus talks his only dutch question that he knows)
 
* Minecraft creature named YOSHI!
 
* Tgis id Gid Goude.
 
* Dangit grammar skrewup!
 
* *srewuo
 
* *screwupp
 
* *scrwwup
 
* DANGIT
 
* "autobus22" has left the game
 
* This sucks like potatos that are allergic for potatos!
 
 
 
what da sh*t
 
OOPS
 
sorry sorry
 
 
 
*  Yoshi so you will that I dont do a tournament
 
* Yoshi jumps on redstone
 
autobus: Dont touch my redsotne otherwise the machine will explode
 
* Yoshi touches redstone
 
autobus: Damn living creature named YOSHI!
 
Yoshi: sorry
 
autobus: Its for the MRT Olympics i wanna mdo the fireworks!
 
Yoshi: oh sorry
 
autobus: Actualy, if yoshi touches my redstone again he isnt long living anymore....
 
Yoshi: xD
 
Logiblocks: xD
 
autobus: xD
 
* Yoshi touches redstone again
 
autobus: YOSHI!
 
   
 
 
 
autobus: hi
 
thomas: bye
 
thomas left the game
 
autobus: i needed him....
 
autobus left the game
 
(10 mins later)
 
autobus joined the game
 
thomas: bye
 
thomas left the game
 
autobus: DANGHIT
 
autobus: *DANGTI
 
autobus: *DANHGIT
 
autobus: DAGN THE DANGIT
 
autobus: *DNAG
 
autobus: you get me
 
Other person: no
 
autobus left the game
 
 
 
* Ugh iam stupid to ask that....
 
 
 
autobus: echo don't remove that wile tunneling, i gna make a patio
 
Echominer: ok
 
''10 minutes later''
 
Echominer: I finsihed the patio
 
autobus: what ya mean?
 
Echominer: i finished the patio you asked for?
 
Echominer: call me
 
''autobus does /call echo''
 
autobus: i mean't i was gna make a patio....
 
Echominer: Ow....
 
autobus: It came out realy nice for a unneeded thing
 
Echominer: Thanks, i guess
 
autobus: I keep it
 
Echominer: JAY!!!
 
autobus: You work harder then you should :P
 
Lalaboy: I need someone that works hard come help me.
 
echominer: ok lala i come
 
autobus: when are you gna finsih the tunnel Echo?
 
Echominer: you can do that :P
 
 
 
== [[User:KittyCat11231|KittyCat11231]] ==
 
all the ads in the article i want to print out for school are porn ads
 
afk again
 
 
 
* Mega: don't say it... | Kitty: it...
 
 
 
* Kitty: anyone else notice yoshis survey asks ur height, age, and relationship status... | chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26.
 
 
 
* Kitty: I like white horses | bspells: RACIST!!!
 
 
 
* KittyCat11231 joined the server | Kitty: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING CUBE!! | KittyCat11231 left the server.
 
 
 
* my nanna has a shit zu (that's not how its spelled idk how) and its so cute
 
 
 
* gogojakeo has joined the game | Kitty: hi gogo what strange bizzare time zone do u live in (during 3:30 AM Kitty's time)
 
 
 
* I AM TITAAAAANIIIIIUUUUUUUUUM!
 
 
 
* every time I say that it warns me I could be kicked for spam
 
 
 
* [Insert Name Here] has joined the game | hi [Insert Name Here] we totally aren't talking about [Random Thing]
 
 
 
* top username of 2013: xXxYOLO_SWAGGER_39xXx
 
 
 
* word I cant spell! you take your aim! fire away! fire away! you shoot me down! but I get up! IM KICKED BY NOOOOOOOOOOCHEEEEEEEEEEAAATPLUUUUUUUUS! (parodying Titanium)
 
 
 
* Echo: i play play station 4 | Kitty: you like to *play play*
 
 
 
* godz: Kitty! :P | Kitty: what afk box?
 
 
 
* IM NAKED ON A WREEEEEEEEEECKING BALL
 
 
 
* btw frozen why is there a street in ravenswood called cockbyrne ave
 
 
 
* bspells go find the wild one while flying on a titanium wrecking ball and roaring (referencing 4 songs)
 
 
 
* Just_fruyeamajkeklajafyfeghostminerofgames26_Pairs = genetically combined FREAK!!!
 
 
 
* DISCLAIMER: spamming/advertising/being a guest causes an immediate ban.
 
 
 
* hola cola (when cola logs on)
 
 
 
* #Gramerz4daWinz
 
 
 
Kitty: congrats lil
 
lil: I was always a trusted
 
chiefbozx shocked KittyCat11231
 
 
 
* {{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}} in mumble: "here kitty kitty kitty...."
 
 
 
* any mods wanna be "lucky" enough to do the "honor" of setting up my bus route? :P
 
 
 
Kitty: theres a kid at school whos obsessed with the number 69...
 
mega: -_-
 
kiwi: do you know WHY?...
 
Kitty: yes...
 
kiwi: Good...
 
A few minutes later
 
kittyghost has joined the game
 
mega: kitty what have you been doing with cg?!
 
Kitty: i was 69ing with him
 
 
 
Nicco: <----- needs to be mayor ADMINS COME!!
 
Kitty: patience is a virtue
 
Kitty: is what my nanna says every time shes stuck in traffic
 
 
 
* every page in the category OMAH GAWD DAT RANDOMNESS is a [[Panqueque|food item]]..
 
 
 
Kitty: (skele came in like a wrecking ball)
 
frozen: :D
 
Kitty: (skele came into frozen like a wrecking ball)
 
frozen: :C
 
 
 
Kitty: ooh cody is afk >:)
 
cody: back
 
Kitty: dammit
 
cody: '''<span style="color:#FF0000"> DAMNIT YOU KITTY </span>'''
 
Kitty: its just an afk box :P
 
Kitty: #AngerIssues
 
cody: ''"It's just an afk box."'' (Said IN Sassy Tone)
 
 
 
* There better be a snow day bill de blasio '''DONT FAIL ME NOW'''
 
 
 
* bill de blasio failed us all (after not getting a snow day in NYC)
 
 
 
DCampite joined the game
 
DCamp: whos a girl?
 
Kitty: anyone who has.. you know
 
 
 
Kitty: will the ZBT warps ever be set :P
 
Music: idk when Yoshi is ready :P tomorrow
 
Kitty: OMG I MADE A REFERENCE
 
Kitty: will the ZBT warps ever be SET :P
 
Music: lol
 
 
 
back
 
the llamas are coming...
 
KittyCat11231 left the game
 
 
 
DCampite was killed trying to hurt suppoe
 
Kitty: wow 1.5 really got detailed with the death messages
 
 
 
* You should put ziggy85s condom back up for sale (meant to say condo)
 
 
 
tarheelscouse: It's the hot dog song!
 
Kitty: He likes singing about his "hot dog" in his "clubhouse"
 
bestmate66: SUGGESTIVITIES
 
Kitty: "We had a fun day bringing color back to the clubhouse!"
 
bestmate66: Jeez. Kitty.
 
tarheelscouse: lol :D
 
 
 
 
 
colaja953 joined the game
 
Kitty: Hola Cola
 
 
 
Kitty: that awkward moment when you wonder what google chromes "incognito mode" is used for
 
Kitty: that awkward moment when you wonder what google chromes "incognito mode" is used for
 
Kitty: fail
 
Kitty: afk
 
Kitty: DOUBLE FAIL
 
Kitty: ._.
 
Kitty: ._.
 
Kitty: triple fail...
 
 
 
Kitty: but first, LEMME TAKE A SELFIE
 
Yoshi: NO KITTY
 
Yoshi: NO,.
 
Yoshi: DEAR GOD NO
 
Kitty: YES YOSHI
 
 
 
* apple would love me, i sent an email asking for an iphone, i sent it from my ipod touch
 
 
 
(On June 8th in Mumble)
 
Kitty: Siri is so perfect, listen to this
 
Kitty: What day is my birthday?
 
Siri: Your birthday is June 15th
 
Kitty: How many days until my birthday?
 
Siri: Your birthday is in three months and eight days
 
Kitty: How many days until my birthday!?
 
Siri: Your birthday is in three months and eight days
 
Hawks: It's so perfect.
 
 
 
Skele: Kitty used a flashlight in my office
 
Kitty: thats an untrue accusation
 
Kitty: i used a fleshlight
 
*Console* shocked KittyCat11231
 
 
 
(While speculating if lalaboy67 was the last mod promoted at the June GSM)
 
_frozen: the point is he is not the mod
 
Kitty: are you suuuure youre suuuuure?
 
_frozen: let it go
 
Hawks: let it go
 
Kitty: i am one with the wind and snow
 
Hawks: ... can't hold it back any more ...
 
 
 
Bensi: I better not to butt into the game
 
{{u|Rocketscience|0rocketscience0}}: Butt
 
Kitty: Anus
 
 
 
Hi Washington (Talking to DCampite in mumble)
 
 
 
*That awkward moment when you wake up from a 12-hour flight and you're still on the tarmac.
 
 
 
IM WONDERING WHY MY SHIFT KEY ISNT WORKING AND IM REALIZING IM JUST USING MY CAPS LOCK
 
 
 
godzilltrain blows into mic on mumble
 
Kittycat11231: WE DON'T BREATH INTO YOU!
 
 
 
== BluemontBoy ==
 
* IT BURNZZZZZZZ (After Yoshi's Massive WorldEdit 9 Dec 2013)
 
 
 
 
 
== cody___73951 ==
 
*cody___73951 thinks everyone is AWESOME
 
KittyCat11231: *thinks cody didn't take his meds
 
 
 
*cody___73951 thinks everyone is overusing me (meant to say /me)
 
 
 
== [[USer:michealman|michealman]] ==
 
* guys we got a problem: 2 yoshis AND 2 kittys .-.
 
* Micheal: *whips kitty11232 GET BACK TO WORK! :P | KittyCat11231: yeah kittycat11232!
 
 
 
== mjjo123 ==
 
* On the 4th day of MRT Frumple gave to me: 2 mods a modding, two turtles touching
 
 
 
 
 
== Yoshilover_man ==
 
 
 
* Yoshi: I GOT SUPPORTER | Kitty: now u can spam the chat everyday with bold colors like cody does! | Yoshi: <span style="color:#32CD32"> YAY </span>
 
 
 
* why are there so many sad words that start with S?
 
 
 
== Skelezomperman ==
 
 
 
* mcyoshi can u do the spleef its at 12 plz tell me the last one standing kthxbye | Skelezomperman has left the game
 
 
 
* can i box chief frumple?
 
 
 
Skele: how many people do you think eastside stadium could fit?
 
Kitty: probably over half the amount the server can
 
(While Skele was setting up the I TacoBurritoAThon)
 
 
 
* Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, don't make me get it out
 
 
 
nopro, do you wanna see the junk? (Referring to the old stuff under Crystal City)
 
 
 
  Skelezomperman: *Kraftler1 joined the game*
 
  Half_Crafteur: lol
 
  Skelezomperman: watch
 
  *Kraftler1 joined the game*
 
* WARNING: Do NOT edit flags. Violators (including staff) will be prosedcuted.
 
 
 
Skele: I'm experimenting with ice in my bedroom
 
Kitty: that sounded so wrong
 
Skele: ...
 
 
 
==[[User:Welcome99|Welcome99]]==
 
*FINALLY, I GOT SHOCKED BY CHIEF FOR THE FIRST TIME! (When chief shocked everyone)
 
Welcome99: I think there's a terrorist attack
 
Welcome99: coz I hear TNTs
 
chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26
 
Welcome99: yoshis the terrorist XD
 
*fyfe in a BATMOBILE! (when thomasfyfe overtook Welcome99 on the road)
 
*the wonders of typo..
 
*DAT SUSPENSE!
 
(Welcome99 was asking for a WorldEdit)
 
Welcome99: Since yoshi is here...
 
MinecraftYoshi26 left the game
 
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game
 
MinecraftYoshi26: Give me time, I just joined...
 
 
 
(MinecraftYoshi26 was WorldEditing per request by Welcome99 [WorldEditing was done while vanishing to make Welcome99 suprised])
 
Welcome99: You did not see me fart!
 
MinecraftYoshi26 joined the game
 
MinecraftYoshi26: Eww
 
 
 
*(while talking to _frozen) Have you ever nusted your kids? (meant to say busted)
 
 
 
tarheelscouse: I'm gonna afk for a couple of moments
 
Welcome99: A couple of months?
 
 
 
== italadz57 ==
 
 
 
missitaladz57: mary had a little...
 
italadz57 joined the game
 
italadz57: lamb!!
 
 
 
==[[User:Matthieu Dinh|Matthieu_Dinh]]==
 
 
 
Matthieu_Dinh joined the game
 
lalaboy67:Hi
 
Me:Fi Fi Fo Fum I'm the giant!
 
 
 
WHO INVENTED /SHOCK!!!
 
 
 
Why do I fall in lava each time i'm on a Cyan Systems train!!!
 
 
 
 
 
==EchoMiner99==
 
 
 
* okay i teleport you but dont grief please illbringyou here i get you banned when you grief and what the F* is Bluetech and why is it here kthxbye! "EchoMiner99" left the game
 
 
 
==[[User:6687Kittycat|6687Kittycat]]==
 
*Sorry Common Sense wasn't in the budget..
 
 
 
==enjineer30302==
 
 
 
* Hey ben, are you at thingymajiggy land?
 
 
 
  ''Mumble''
 
  ''Plays Nyan Cat''
 
  Am I annoying anyone?
 
  ''(All)'': YES!
 
 
 
(enjineer and KittyCat come back from a private channel, in Mumble)
 
engineer: Tom?
 
Tom_Pairs: Yes?
 
enjineer: Have you boned anyone?
 
*everyone busts out laughing*
 
Tom_Pairs: What..?
 
enjineer: Can you bone me?
 
 
 
== darkhawkshane ==
 
* sorry im busty (meant to say busy)
 
 
 
==[[User:lalaboy67|lalaboy67]]==
 
''lalaboy67 is waiting the 10 mins after cola joined to get a w/e, 6 mins have passed''
 
lalaboy67: cola?
 
''autobus22 reminds lala, that only 6 out of ten minutes have passed''
 
colaja953: yes?
 
lalaboy67: I guess I'll take that as a no then.
 
 
 
Duechayapol: cats
 
lalaboy67: Meow
 
Duechayapol: lol
 
 
 
* lalalalala
 
 
 
==[[User:LDShadowLord|LDShadowLord]]==
 
 
 
(in mumble)
 
LDShadowLord: We're gonna be all Big Brother on them
 
gogojakeo: Can I get a 1984!
 
LDShadowLord: gogo, leave poor George Orwell alone
 
 
 
(in mumble)
 
LDShadowLord: And if I don't like anything i'm going to smash my hand through it
 
gogojakeo: Can I get another 1984!
 
LDShadowLord: gogo! I have already told you. Leave poor George Orwell alone!
 
 
 
LD: I'm so British I piss tea.
 
 
 
LD: Any Mods online?
 
Yoshi: No
 
Robin: nope
 
 
 
LD: I have questionable morals, but even ''I'' think that's ''wrong''!
 
 
 
Who Would make a steak medium rare? Monsters, that's who.
 
TechnologyPro: Me Ld.
 
LD: I stand by my point.
 
 
 
==[[User:MC_Protocol|MC_Protocol]]==
 
 
 
* Even my mouth moved from my mouth
 
* Waffle Taco Hut!
 
* Mr.Protocol: I Like Tacos / Music3_0: Why not Burritos / Mr.Protocol: They're too big.
 
* Welcome to The Rice Fields!
 
* 'While playing Wheel of Fortune', Yoshi: Give me a consonant / MC: A / Everyone: xD / Yoshi: A CONSONANT MC! / MC: 1 / Yoshi: WHAT. TRY AGAIN A CONSONANT / MC: Monkeys! / Yoshi: *facepalm*
 
* *in Mumble* "I AM A COW"
 
* I can smell you
 
* In Mumble
 
MC: Let's change ban hammer to spartan kick
 
Chief: *Chiefbozx shocked MC_Protocol
 
Yoshi: *Randomly Talking about Bad idea with the Change
 
Chief: *Chiefbozx shocked MinecraftYoshi26
 
 
 
== Suppoe ==
 
 
 
suppoe: Its 1:42 over here
 
DasNexus: Then go to bed :P
 
Benie: You're not our mom.
 
DasNexus: ikr :D
 
suppoe: Silly Gas :P
 
DasNexus: Ehem
 
suppoe: Oh Das*
 
 
 
== Kottlewing ==
 
* A mod told me to draw a d**k.
 
* Lala my machine is ready
 
 
 
== [[User: DCampite|DCampite]] ==
 
*DCampite joined the game| any funny death messages lately? (when he was a guest)
 
*my mom is surprised im permaguest (after his application got denied)
 
DCampite thinks about robin irl one day. When he starts, this happens:
 
*Just_robinho joined the game*
 
 
 
*autobus22 joined the game*
 
DCampite: hi bus (people usually call him auto)
 
snaf014: hi bus
 
 
 
*allifarki joined the game*
 
DCampite: hi ally
 
allifarki: hi campy
 
 
 
DCampite: semi back
 
Diemundz: [http://bit.ly/1xEdTGo| Picture of the back of a semi truck]
 
 
 
*DCampite joined the game*
 
colaja953: ever sentence was gold but xD
 
*Shirin_Maya joined the game*
 
Skelezomperman: well he had so many guest quotes
 
DCampite: who
 
Shirin_Maya: hi
 
DCampite: hi dcampite and shirin
 
(He said hi to himself)
 
 
 
godzilltrain joined the game
 
[Mayor+] godzilltrain: hey all
 
DCampite: recongrats godz
 
Godz:re-thanks DCampite:)
 
 
 
*I'm sure the staff call each other by irl names in Mumble
 
 
 
==[[User:minecrafter0505|minecrafter0505]]==
 
sonicbyte: What is the code for teh bunker?
 
minecrafter0505: it actually is /kill, a command block tp's you then instead of killing you
 
sonicbyte died
 
minecrafter0505: :DDDDD
 
 
 
KittyCat11231: *Something with "Potato" in it*
 
minecrafter0505: Wow, I wrote "City Hall Potato" instead of "City Hall Station" on this sign -.-
 
 
 
Want to be to a place far far away? Just go AFK on the BMTA!
 
 
 
MRT - Deadlier than a DC-3 with a dual engine failure over the atlantic.
 
 
 
==nktrain==
 
tarheelscouse: naturally they would have a high speed line between them
 
nktrain: I don't have a hunger bar.....
 
tarheelscouse: creative, maybe?
 
nktrain: oh
 
 
 
nktrain: aaaaaaaahhhhh
 
nktrain: i like trains
 
nktrain died
 
tarheelscouse: loool
 
 
 
 
 
== Kiwirainbow ==
 
 
 
[Trusted] Kiwirainbow: Remember when I had that dream that Music3_0 was promoted to [Admin] a few months back? That was weird...
 
 
 
[Trusted] Music3_0: I know kiwi, weird :P
 
 
 
[Member] Kittycat11231: Kiwi, you dream about minecraft? XD
 
 
 
[Admin] Music3_0: Heyyyy
 
 
 
=={{u|Duechayapol}}==
 
Duechayapol: If you stares at me one more time. (talking to kittycat11231)
 
Kittycat11231: *stares at Due*
 
Duechayapol: I will ruin Kitania!!!!
 
Kittycat11231: NOOO!
 
-
 
(in mumble)
 
Duechayapol: who is chief?
 
chiefbozx shocked Duechayapol
 
-
 
Tom_Pairs: Give me a minute
 
Duechayapol: minute starts now.
 
Tom_Pairs shocked Duechayapol
 
-
 
Duechayapol: Don't you dare teleport to me on y:90000
 
(lalaboy67 teleports Duechayapol to 0 90000 0)
 
Duechayapol: oh f____
 
Duechayapol: Pineapples!
 
 
 
* hai
 
* My name is not Duech.
 
 
 
''Note: The dash is use to seperate the passages.''
 
 
 
== NeonYellow25 ==
 
 
 
Neon: I suck a dumb girf
 
Kitty: LOL
 
 
 
== {{u|tarheelscouse}} ==
 
tarheelscouse: <--- Doesn't have a funny quotes section ;-(
 
 
 
Oh DAMN, Son.
 
 
 
tarheelscouse: Dies inside
 
 
 
DC: i'm not a steve
 
Tar: yo mama's a steve
 
 
 
Tar is watching bryce_am playing a game
 
Tar: GO
 
Tar: no chests
 
Tar: btw
 
Tar: CHEST (meant to say cheat)
 
 
 
tarheelscouse: snaf has overriding control over all districts, though
 
Welcome99: mhm
 
tarheelscouse: you did it!
 
tarheelscouse: you agreed without saying i see!
 
tarheelscouse: :)
 
tarheelscouse: *claps*
 
 
 
''Refering to Major Magpie'': I shall call him Poopy and he shall be mine!
 
 
 
Jak:''Referring to a subway station'' Where's he litter? Where's the graffiti? Where's the claustrophobic atmosphere?
 
Tar: This is Minecraft, not Birmingham
 
 
 
== {{u|Robang592}} ==
 
*spawn (trying to type /spawn)
 
*Shiok Shiok Satay! Shiok Shiok Satay! Beef or chicken patty, lets makan and party!
 
 
 
== Miner_piggy ==
 
Miner: kitty can i haave a house instead of a condom in kitiana
 
Kitty: LOLOLOLOLOL XD
 
Miner: *CONDO
 
Tar: LOL
 
 
 
Miner: kitty are u on pc?
 
Kitty: yes miner
 
Miner: have u heard of the fire pit?
 
Kitty: yes
 
Miner: want one in kitania?
 
Kitty: you dont own the fire pit
 
Miner: van was banned
 
Kitty: you still dont own the fire pit
 
 
 
== Okok237 ==
 
* My design is so barebones its almost cyanworthy. (in regards to Cyan Systems)
 
 
 
== Max4344 ==
 
Finally done babyshitting I can play :D
 
<nowiki>*sitting </nowiki>
 
(A few minutes later...)
 
Kitty you misspelled my name on the funny quotes page
 
 
 
(In mumble)
 
Max: Siri, what does the fox say?
 
Siri: There is no need for profanity (Thought he said f*ck)
 
 
 
== Baseball02a ==
 
* This is the time of day when I don't understand what half the server is saying
 
* (After Tom_Pairs shocked him) I have some shocking news... I was shocked!
 
* I nominate Frumple for the new [Banned] rank.
 
* 'Murica... land of the moles.
 
*Soleurs joined the game*
 
Baseball02a: Hello, Moleurs!
 
Soleurs: Damn it, Baseball!
 
*Public portion will start when Half-Life 3 is released
 
Baseball02a: First person voted out of Survivor: Taco-Bacon Forest...
 
Baseball02a: Frumple.
 
Skelezomperman: lol.
 
Baseball02a: The tribe has spoken. Time for you to go.
 
 
 
Baseball: Iam giving plots, any size but don't say anythign rediculous like 100x100
 
autobbus22: okay give me a 99x99 for my megastore
 
lalaboy:6999x1 :P
 
baseball: EHHHHH
 
 
 
== Dexter249 ==
 
* kitty please un afk.
 
* dc no more afk.
 
Van: what nj turnpike.
 
Dexter: nj turnpike nyc.
 
* Hawks are you a boner.
 
* dexter249 connected with a taco using bugs and cheese.
 
* I don't have permission from my mom to get mumble.
 
Dexter: i buy feline holdings
 
Kitty: feline holdings is not for sale
 
Dexter: fack
 
Dexter: whos companies are for sale
 
* music 30 joined the game
 
* Mrt Deadlier than a 747 with a 4 engine failure over the pacific
 
* Dexter249 was plundered by davy jones
 
* Captain_Swearword (referring to Captain_Arsewipe)
 
* cowabunga
 
* cowadeerba
 
* Dexter249 was slain by pickaxe guru using Derpy pickaxe (golden)
 
* Fights back with stabby knives
 
* I LIKE TRAINS!
 
* GARY! C TM
 
* FAILTOPIA
 
* server derp
 
* my power blipped (This may not be funny but blip is a funny word)
 
* i lose my internetz
 
* airport rp
 
 
 
==Shirin_Maya==
 
 
 
*In PM with Tar**
 
Tarheelscouse: I know it's personal info, but if you don't mind me asking, how old are you?
 
Shirin_Maya: Approximately?
 
Shirin_Maya: Around 0-100
 
Tarheelscouse: XD
 
 
 
*Dig dig dig dig (while snaf was making a road and shirin was guest)
 
 
 
Snaf: I remember the times shirin was a guest
 
Shirin: God: I remember the times frumple being a guest
 
 
 
== stringle55 ==
 
 
 
Snaf: Instead he said we can get a mod to issue a warning
 
String: food idea
 
Snaf: nom
 
String: *good
 
Snaf: LOOOL
 
 
 
*stringle55 is stuck
 
*DasNexus tells him to /spawn
 
 
 
== cal76 ==
 
 
 
* (to Skele after he changed his skin) You got your red collared shit back (meant to say shirt)
 
 
 
== {{u|TechnologyPro}} ==
 
 
 
Spencer407 (Soleurs): I'm going to make this horrible.
 
TechnologyPro: That's the spirit! :D
 
 
 
* I might be a little biased, but you should use ''[Insert Pinnacle Product Here]''.
 
 
 
* HAWKSIE! I need to stop doing that.
 
 
 
* TECHIE!
 
 
 
* Chil-DREN!
 
 
 
* Guys, guys, stop.
 
 
 
* It twerks!
 
 
 
* *ding* *prerecorded voice that sounds like my orchestra teacher* Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the shut up sign. For your safety, please return to your seat, and fasten your seatbelt over your mouth.
 
 
 
*I've been called a lot of things before. Melon Lord has not been one of them...
 
 
 
* Hey, who wants $20? (has tedious work in mind)
 
 
 
== {{u|Hntredtie|hntredtie}} ==
 
*One sec, like literally 20 secs
 
 
 
  *Joking About a Rebellion*
 
hnt: I nominate Frumple to be banned!
 
  *hntredtie Hast Been Smitten!*
 
  *Frumple Joined the Game*
 
hnt: ohai Frumple...
 
Frumple: Hey...
 
 
 
=={{u|Technological99|Technological99}}==
 
 
 
*I love how one part of my city is small 2 wide roads and then there is a 67 wide road in front of the station
 
 
 
 
 
This was when I built a sand castle in the middle of the One World Trade Center that Kiwish_thing was making. He was afk at the time:
 
* Kiwish_thing is no longer AFK.
 
[P1] Kiwish_thing: nice
 
[P1] Technological99: tnx
 
[P1] Technological99: It took me 5 minutes
 
[P1] Technological99: its got a draw bridge and everything
 
[P1] Kiwish_thing: i meant the floor... lol
 
[P1] Technological99: ohh. that was bnsf
 
[P1] Kiwish_thing: the castle is also nice
 
[P1] Technological99: tnx
 
 
 
=={{u|RLcrafters|RLcrafters}}==
 
 
 
*YAY! A person!
 
*I no Fk
 
*Because their nuggetery levels are over 9000?
 
 
 
[P1] tarheelscouse: lala, you're oddly quiet
 
[P1] lalaboy67: That's becasue I'm doing something in the back ground
 
[P1] bestmate66: ._.
 
[P1] tarheelscouse: like what? :P
 
[P1] bestmate66: :P
 
[P1] RLcrafters: o.o RUN!!!
 
[P1] creeperface7990: xD
 
[P1] tarheelscouse: XDXDXD
 
[P1] bestmate66: XD
 
 
 
=={{u|bnsfninja}}==
 
*(Was promoted to Councillor) My nametag just got bluer!
 

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