The Totem Post
|The Totem Post|
|Headquarters||151 First Av, 300-304, Totem Beach|
- 1 The Totem Post
- 1.1 BREAKING: Montego Secret Base found under Sunshine Coast
- 1.2 ARTICLE: "Satire War" Escalates with New BNN! Article
- 1.3 BREAKING: Totem Beach gets denied for Councillor, remains unranked
- 1.4 ARTICLE: Totem Beach Boardwalk Park Groundbreaking
- 1.5 BREAKING: Copyright Infringement on AstroSlurp
- 1.6 SATIRE: Outer Circle Line Proposed by Admods, Consensus Reached by All
- 2 IMPORTANT
The Totem Post
The Totem Post is a news source that serves the Avenir Bay Area in the New World. It does not have a formal HQ, but it occupies the 3rd Floor of the Condo Building in Totem Beach.
BREAKING: Montego Secret Base found under Sunshine Coast
The DRV Special Forces have located the Montegan Secret Base under Echohue's House in Sunshine Coast. More information will be published shortly.
ARTICLE: "Satire War" Escalates with New BNN! Article
In the wake of the latest BNN! article, there is much outcry from members of the MRT. The article, which was posted today, is one of the latest that mocks The Malachite, Nature Protectors of the MRT, and other organizations managed by Purrcat2010.
BNN! has posted other articles in the past mocking these organizations in a satirical fashion, calling the NPOTM "environmental terrorists" and other comments. This has prompted extensive, threatening talk page comments by Purrcat, which in return has prompted more articles.
(Tuesday, April 30 @ 5:29 PM by TTP Reporter Foxwolf11)
BREAKING: Totem Beach gets denied for Councillor, remains unranked
TOTEM BEACH: Totem Beach gets denied for the 3rd Consecutive Time by Trial Moderator Vickiposa.
(Saturday, April 27 @ 1:53 AM by TTP Reporter Foxwolf11)
ARTICLE: Totem Beach Boardwalk Park Groundbreaking
TOTEM BEACH: If you've been by Bayside Blvd today, you've probably noticed some major changes.
The beach, which has appeared drab and dull, with its singular pier and rough swimming conditions, will be seeing a major upgrade. Boardwalk Park, which will be completed next week, is part of the mayor's plan to bid for Councillor after being rejected two times by staff member Vickiposa. It will boast a tennis court, beaches to relax and watch the ocean scenery, and a tropical fish pond to commemorate the 1.13 update. It will serve as a gathering place for the developing community of Totem Beach.
(Friday, April 26 @ 8:28 AM by TTP Reporter Foxwolf11)
BREAKING: Copyright Infringement on AstroSlurp
BAWKTOWN: A copy of Thicc Juice has been sold in a minimart without the authorization of AstroSlurp owner Conric005. We will bring you updates when we receive them.
(Thursday, April 25 @ 8:31 PM by TTP Reporter Foxwolf11)
SATIRE: Outer Circle Line Proposed by Admods, Consensus Reached by All
Frumple has called an emergency meeting to discuss the idea that has "miraculously come to him in a dream". The staff met on Thursday to discuss the Outer Circle Line, a line proposed by Frumple that would run along the Epsilon Expansion across the server.
"The current, small Circle Line we all know of only has 119 stations", said Frumple in a press conference with the Totem Post. "When folks from other transit servers come to check out the competition, they see this puny line and scoff." In a similar press conference, admin MinecraftYoshi26 has said: "It will be a great project that will boost morale across the server."
This new line is estimated to have 234 stations and have an approximate travel time of four hours. It will travel through developing cities like Kevtropolis, Southburg, and Segav Sal. However, the main topic of the meeting was centered around who should build this "masterpiece". After a "random" drawing, the lucky winner was the moderator hvt2011, who has been given a deadline of May 1 to complete the project.
When asked to comment, Hvt stated he was too busy building the Circle Line.
(Saturday, April 13 @ 2:50 AM by TTP Reporter Foxwolf11)
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