User:I 7d/Types of Guests

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These are some types of guests that everyone knows about. This list is in no particular order of bias or liking whatsoever.

Also note that this does not intend to make fun of specific guests; this is just for humour and sarcastic purpouses.

The normal Guest

The guest joins the server, explores the cities, applies for member and waits patiently.

The curious Guest

The guest joins the server, explores the city. He always asks good questions. Might be same as normal Guest but nevermind

The friendly Guest

The guest joins the server. Gets toured around a lot. Everyone likes him.

The unintentionally stupid Guest

The guest joins the server. Says things that ends up in Guest quotes.

The over-marvelled Guest

The guest joins the server. He explores the towns and is so marvelled he puts his many thoughts on the chat. Close your ears.

The impatient Guest

The guest joins the server. He becomes the over-marvelled Guest and applies for member. However, being impatient, he always pesters the staff to look at the application. Backfires 100%.

The lost Guest

The guest joins the server thinking it is not city-building-themed. E.g. Factions

The beta Guest

The guest joins the server. Someone tells him to go to the beta server. He leaves the main server.

The "VIP" Guest

The guest joins the server. He thinks he is VIP. Acts as if he is king.

The Guest with the stuck Caps Lock button

THE GUEST JOINS THE SERVER. HE USES CAPS ON THE CHAT EXCESSIVELY. SOMETIMES WITH EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!

The peeking Guest

The guest joins the server... and leaves.

The Guest who is attracted by Airports

The guest joins the server. Asks where is the nearest airport. His biggest attractor is ATC. Close your ears.

The staff Guest

The guest joins the server. Asks for Mod/Admin. Instead, he gets demoted to Banned.

The stupid staff Guest

The guest joins the server. Asks for Owner. Or Guest.

The Media/Discord Guest

The guest joins the server. Sees the Media/Discord tag and asks for those tags.

The Bunker Guest

The guest joins the server. Sees the Bunker tag. Wait hold up

The repetitive guest

The guest joins the server. Spams a lot. Gets banned. Maybe they should consider spamming in Singleplayer.

The griefer-Guest

The guest joins the server just to grief. Gets heavily discouraged by Worldguard. Leaves the server.

The Permaguest

The guest joins the server. Stays as guest. Is a normal Guest.

The non-existent Guest

The guest doesn't join the server. Applies for member.

The Mustard Seed Guest

The guest joins the server. He unexpectedly becomes a very well-known member of the server.