The Epsilia

The Epsilia
Connecting Epsilon
Senior staff
Founder	i____7d
CEO	i____7d
Facts and figures
Headquarters	The Epsilia Headquarters, 中風島2-2-1, Kazeshima
Founded	11/1/20

The Epsilia is a monthly newsletter for the Commonwealth of Epsilon, managed by __7d. The newsletter aims to publicise certain topics, both inside and outside of the Republic.

History

The idea from a newsletter started on the 5th of January 2020, when __7d was thinking of starting a news source for the Republic. The idea was passed in the House of Representatives. __7d then made preparations for the first issue.

The first issue was released on the 15th of February.

System

At the front of every newsletter is The Epsilia's logo, and the headline. The next page is the editor's note, and a table of contents. This is followed by several other articles, whether general or satire. There are also several opinion questions for others to respond to. There is also a story segment, an advertisement page, and a jokes & riddles and comic segment. At the end, it shows the history of the Republic, and instructions to contact the editor.

Offices

The Epsilia HQ

The Headquarters of The Epsilia is located in Kazeshima. The building has a pyramid shape, and because it is also a broadcasting tower, it reaches up to y=256. It contains a radio broadcasting station, an observatory, a printing room, and lots of offices.

The Epsilia Pasadena Office

This is the regional branch of The Epsilia in Pasadena. It is renovated from the original MCO building near Archway station. This office contains offices and especially a translation machine to translate documents to and from Kazeshima from English to Japanese and vice versa.

The Epsilia Seolho Office

This is the regional branch of The Epsilia in Seolho.

The Epsilia Sayando Office

This is the regional branch of The Epsilia in Sayando.

The Epsilia Autunno Office

This is the regional branch of The Epsilia in Autunno, currently unfurnished.

Issues Archive

• 01. Feb 2020: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CMycs3S95kLBts9PFIc9Zsp36Pda9xeDinmSxn9lPIQ/edit?usp=sharing
• 02. Mar 2020: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YbnSjXZr0aKkD1WVykm52sjWWs-kclAAqswBLvJLaAg/edit?usp=sharing
• Apr Fools 2020: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17kU8SYBsRBrW96Xp2WQDrCOMoasnu1tQDP8-MYkTy84/edit?usp=sharing
• 03. Apr 2020: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nmNS5hAzVqE-5KFQ69a1HnbFhGnGseZLbZieVe01M2w/edit?usp=sharing
• 04. May 2020: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1or9bRbS3pfuAFbAJl-hIqsXfIfdnm7iGjTXSLyAVfrE/edit?usp=sharing
• 05. Jun 2020: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lpt_o_cE6Jy6zUjiO8DhTmT8eFav6sqXJIHZYx_98Qw/edit?usp=sharing
• 06. Jul 2020: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H7_cosdiVy678ZL9eTpch0pLXJwlpFLS0mqKNgzlgYE/edit?usp=sharing
• 07. Aug 2020: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k4jjI8ByWkBVdla5A_hogqczXQDdiz8dT5_dCS4YQtA/edit?usp=sharing
• 08. Sep 2020: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ai_EOwjS4MaIHq2rVYW2iyscLtE_64tAjxadri7jZBY/edit?usp=sharing
• 09. Oct 2020: https://docs.google.com/document/d/12QIRJh7J2FQOJtFEYsWclzdkz0vx-jycClcJSrcrUWs/edit?usp=sharing
• 10. Nov 2020: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mAefq3CX8lhPoqvlh32Rr2OElpUkpOxNr6Xbf84C1YI/edit?usp=sharing
• 11. Dec 2020: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S76oFm6r4xefm_AdIx23VgQ69IwiCPqrXuFpim1K1iU/edit?usp=sharing
• 12. Jan 2021: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17BNsTfK7L054C0JXYbHytpCv_Dj-SrH5F6G3RwjusaI/edit?usp=sharing
• 13. Feb 2021: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zyJaLaQIghRt4sHDWGX_V_VumXbzUlMAamhzC44-LJM/edit?usp=sharing
• 14. Mar 2021: https://docs.google.com/document/d/17wl2igBBiBYpOXf_yORtTI_avIEQ01DUkIoREtJS-5g/edit?usp=sharing
• 15. Apr 2021: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14uZUj-tJz34gNUIjRbwx5eUm89XiaK_QpCl_hp9jFYo/edit?usp=sharing
• 16. May 2021: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nQt0rfh4mZaW--OctLlSmM2VGEBM9BFxXB9DZpyKCFA/edit?usp=sharing
• 16a. May 2021 2: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vr-O70yoEjzOePF3odesQWR_37_3qftVvMKFMVFcWzo/edit?usp=sharing
• 17. Jun 2021: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BJN9PYzpY356oS7D8346NoRR4mOhhmSgJQGjMbTG5yE/edit?usp=sharing
• 18. Jul 2021: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pYhiyA9-C8oeVNCv37SRoDC1yRmfxTrQTk69HChBRGo/edit?usp=sharing
• 19. Aug 2021: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a04mMW7FcTCA-9ECcOL1Pq5NvOzUeNOZ9C0Hraosy-g/edit?usp=sharing
• 20. Oct 2021: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UVbi1nhn65i7iOJiz94AdZyRUsJZaLNeFA2xiqoWRkk/edit?usp=sharing
• 21. Nov 2021: soon tm

Common gags

• The translation machine at Pasadena Office is always broken.
• The presence of child criminals Waaah and Why Are You Asking For My Name (from the very first issue).
• How Airplaneguy9 either finishes the Aviation Roundup late, or in some cases, never finishes it.