The Drunk Cow

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The Drunk Cow is the current Mayor of Whelburn, a small town located on the Old World of the MRT Server. The Drunk Cow was instated as Mayor on 18 November 2012, the same day as the Blobstudios 24-hour Livestream, by livestream host steve4porridge as no other MRT User could lay claim to the down due to the collaborative nature of the town's construction.

The Drunk Cow spawned somewhere around G22 station. Initially a wandering animal, the cow was named and given the title of Mayor where he relocated to the town, spending most of his time eating grass in Whelburn's park. The Drunk Cow lives a quiet life however in 2016 he announced his bid to run for the MRT Presidency.

Presidential Campaign

In 2016, The Drunk Dow announced his candidacy for President of the MRT Server. He drew attention to issues such as global milk shortages, cattle rights and the ongoing slaughter of mobs across the server.

While The Drunk Cow cannot speak English, his mooing is interpreted by a team of experts who inform the public of his policies and goals. Sceptics claim that The Drunk Cow does not actually have the intelligence capable to make important decisions and is simply a front.