Fictional lore of Fred Rail

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Fred Rail and its associates have a very rich "history". Most of this takes place in the Fred Rail Cinematic Universe, as seen in Fred Rail 2 and other Fred Rail media.

Important information

Getting started

Before you venture into Fred Rail's lore, there are some basic things you need to understand. Therefore, some basic information will be provided to you.

Family Tree

This is a family tree chart. The meanings of the box colors are indicated in said box.

Origin 1Origin 2
Member of family through marriageDirect descendantDirect descendant
Member of family through adoptionDirect descendantPetAffair or unmarried partner
ReincarnationMember of family through marriage

Pie Chart

In addition, there are also magnificent charts to follow. Yay!


This is a pie chart

   Red (15%)
   Orange (15%)
   Protestants (15%)
   Green (15%)
   Blue (15%)
   Purple (15%)
   Other (10%)

This is a pie chart. Its a circle with "slices" of percentages, all equaling 100% of the pie when put together. Each "slice" represents a certain size in percentages. You know what a pie chart is. Moving on.

Bar Box Graph

By far, the funnest of the graphs.

Unnamed Ketchup producers
30%
Rail manufacturers
40%
Locomotive manufacturers
20%
Anonymous donations to the KIA
8%
The poor
0.0006%
Distribution of wealth from Fred Brand


Of course, that was only one graph style. Yes, we have more.


Quantity of sold Fred Rail merchandise
kinds of stuff pcs.
Mugs
33,213
BluRail action figures
-3.7
Body pillows
210,121
Fred Rail 2 VHS tapes
123,123
Toilets
12,854
Merchandise displayed by quantity.


Our least favorite type:


Election results
party year votes change
Fred Rail Party 2016
  
8% +48%
2020
  
50%
Enslavement Party 2016
  
40% -5%
2020
  
35%
Kitania Communist Party 2016
  
15% -12%
2020
  
3%
Other 2016
  
17% -7%
2020
  
10%
Green Party 2016
  
10% -8%
2020
  
2%
2016 and 2020 election results from New Bakersville compared


And last but not least, a weird bar box graph that even we don't fully understand, yet we think you should.


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January
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February
+60.3%
March
99 +25%
April foo
142 +11%

Bar chart

The more boring bar graph. It really is boring. Don't waste your time trying to understand it, this will only bore you to death.


Number of Foo the fighters left in various cities
City Population
Segav Sal
540,921
Elecna Bay
194,343
Fort Yaxier
190,414
Liten
134,669
Sunshine Coast
114,983


And, what would be a bar graph without a different version of one?


Annual Fred Rail passenger statistics (untampered)
Year Passengers (% change from prior year)
2003-04
1,110,649(+∞%)
2004-05
2,130,429(+∞%)
2005-06
3,138,547(+∞%)
2006-07
4,138,844(+∞%)
2007-08
5,149,544(+∞%)
2008-09
6,148,435(+∞%)
2009-10
7,168,147(The ride never ends)


Guess what? There's an even more boring style. Check it out.


Annual passenger and plane statistics or something
Fiscal year Revenue passengers Aircraft movements
2001-02
20,194
2,281
2002-03
22,057
2,633
2003-04
34,794
2,664
2004-05
49,234
2,754
2005-06
57,732
3,004
2006-07
64,881
2,956
2007-08
63,904
2,912
2008-09
54,718
2,811
2009-10
52,210
2,791

Dot chart (the final chart (for now))

If you made it this far, hooray

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Actually important and relevant info to Fred Rail lore

Family Tree

George FredricksonMary Fredrickson
Fred FredricksonDerf FredricksonElpmurf
Second Fred
(Regeneration)
Elpmurf 2
(Fusion)

History

Prime Universe

Reboot Universe

All the way back

Fred Rail did not begin as a big grand modern railroad company, no no. It all started the day two unfortunate souls met and raised the child that would become the original founder of Fred Rail.


It began one rainy Autumn night. George Fredrickson and his wife Mary had a son named Fred Fredrickson. His parents forced him to take up an interest in automobiles, "like that famous Ford guy" as they would often say. In retaliation to this, Fred took an interest in trains, and formed the highly successful rail company Fred Rail. His parents did not approve of this success, and in an attempt to restart their parenthood, they adopted a kid and named him Derf.

Derf

Derf was the evil adopted brother of George and Mary Fredrickson. He was named Derf, as Derf is the backwards spelling of Fred, and Fred's parents wanted a child the exact opposite of Fred. Derf was taught to go into the automobile business to make his fake parents proud. Derf briefly found success with the Derf automobile line, before Fred Rail's success crushed the automobile market.


Following Derf's automobile company failure, and the new found interest of George and Mary in their first son Fred due to his new wealth, Derf vowed revenge on Fred and everything Fred Rail. Fumes from the highly concentrated lead used in his automobile paint made Derf insane, and he began attempting to destroy Fred and Fred Rail. Early attempts failed, as setting up dynamite at track switches in front of the switchperson was not sneaky enough. Later attempts involved lighting fire to a wooden trestle bridge on a long abandoned railway line, stealing all the coal at refueling points on lines that transitioned to electric or diesel, putting explosives in explosive-proof suitcases, and attempting to hijack a train full of undercover cops. Each failure drove Derf more and more mad, and soon he was declared a terrorist in 37 countries.

Elpmurf 2

Elpmurf, Frumple's evil twin brother, traveled from the future following his failures at the end of Fred Rail 2. He briefly teamed up with Derf in an attempt to destroy Fred Rail in the past to prevent it from bothering him in the future. However, Derf proved to be a failure and a pain to work with. Thus, Elpmurf used his evil magic powers to absorb Derf's body and fuse with his memories and brain, creating Elpmurf 2. Elpmurf 2 was a mess, and failed just like both had previously done. Only once did Elpmurf 2 succeed, which was a first when compared to his two original components.


Elpmurf 2 sneakily built a town in the path of a future Fred Rail line, after sneaking into the Fred Rail headquarters and sneakily stealing plans. When Fred Rail required permission to go through the territory, Elpmurf 2 denied passage. In a diplomatic mission, our hero Fred Fredrickson bravely went to negotiate with Elpmurf 2. However, Elpmurf 2 shot Fred. But luckily, Fred had been tipped off that this might happen, and so using the magic of the rare and secret Bakersville Berry, Fred regenerated into Fred 2.

The events of the canceled unnamed Fred Rail Prequel film

After Fred 2's regeneration, he gave a long monologue describing everything previously typed. That was basically the plot of the movie, just Fred 2 and Elpmurf 2 discussing the lore of Fred Rail that hadn't been mentioned in any other Fred Rail media until now. The prequel's original screenplay (Which you can buy from any Fred Rail Merchandise Store™) was adapted by a Middle School somewhere in Wyoming into a play named "Fred Rail The Musical". The director of the unnamed Fred Rail Prequel film, who was going to be fired if a substitute to the film wasn't made soon, then stole a video recording of the play and adapted it into official Fred Rail canon by giving the rough 240p recording a few edits in Movie Maker and released it to video rental stores shortly before Blockbuster died. He was fired several days later, though CEO FredTheTimeLord keeps a golden DVD of the movie hanging in his "Wall of Fame" to make it appear that Fred Rail has more successful media than it really does.

The events of Fred Rail The Musical

Characters

The Fred Rail universe has a number of characters, iconic and not.

Fred Fredrickson

Fred Rail Dave

Dave is the main protagonist of Fred Rail 2.

Fred Rail Ned

Fred Rail John

Fred Rail Fred

Elpmurf (Prime Universe)

Elpmurf

Elpmurf 2

Alternate Universe

In the Alternate Universe, Fred Rail is an evil company that does evil things.